The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 718 | "The PAWG Whisperer"
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Oh, what Jennifer did?
Little lying ass bitch.
Okay, alright.
Jennifer from Netflix.
What's the name of it?
What Jennifer did or some shit like that.
I didn't see this one yet.
Got her parents killed.
I saw that.
Went in the interrogation room
with a whole bunch of lies.
Little lying ass heifer.
Yo, what is the show on Max
y'all was telling me to watch about the murders? Yo, I was just telling lying ass heifer. Yo, what is the show on Max y'all was telling me to watch
about the murders?
Yo, I was just telling you
about the show.
Yo, wait.
Wait, hold up.
But that happens too much.
Fuck Jennifer, nigga.
What's the show on Max?
Before we start,
I want to know...
Jennifer Vala, her parents.
Yeah, yeah.
She bought that pair.
I had already started.
I was telling my friends
about a show.
I was already telling you
about a show
before you started talking
about whatever you were saying.
Jenny from the block.
Yeah, I want to hear about that one.
I want to know the one that y'all was telling me about.
I tried to find this shit and couldn't remember the name of it.
What you talk about?
I see that y'all on bullshit today.
We.
So I went and got my glasses.
I knew something.
I went and got my glasses.
I already see what time it is, but it's fine.
You can stop me from looking at you with them glasses, but I can't stop you from looking at me.
I need to go get some.
No bullshit.
You be like that.
Or you could just pod without getting yourself in hot water, man.
If you pod
without some of that red pill shit,
I mean, you and Mel
would be on a better team.
Because how you fired at Mel
last episode, I wouldn't listen back,
boy. Listen to the
narrative Nancy over here.
I shot you down, bang, bang.
Is that what happened?
And you start acting like Daisy every time he's there.
Is that what happened?
That's your recap?
Oh, whoa.
On the playback.
That's your recap.
On the playback.
Only on the playback.
It don't be feeling like that in the room.
This shit is like battle rap.
It's not.
I don't want to rap.
It didn't feel like that in the room.
And then I start looking bad, too, because it's like, all right, we all quiet.
That nigga daisy in her down.
So, yeah, no.
So I got to help.
I got to help today.
But I don't think it's no beef today.
You going to help when she do that to me?
Because I didn't start that.
No, because you know why she's doing it to you.
No, we don't.
And you don't look.
You know why she's doing it to you it's the Yorkie getting coming and
rubbing his face all up on rubbing her face all on the bottom of your leg one
year attention come on man come on when you do it to her is to kill Mel Gibson. Lethal weapon. Like, you don't.
Lethal weapon, too.
Yeah, he forget about
a show, entertainment.
He shoot to kill.
She starts with you a lot,
but your shit is more lethal.
Yeah, he forget.
Her shit is like a little BB gun.
Yeah, he forget all his
little debate team tactics.
Then he be like,
no, I will fucking dismantle you.
And if you continue,
if you continue down this path,
play with me.
Play with me. I will dismantle you. I'm going to remember that you did And if you continue down this path, play with me. Play with me.
I'm going to dismantle you.
I'm going to remember that you did this.
You turned to a Paulie.
I'm going to turn your life into hell for the rest of this podcast.
Serenacto.
He's going to turn to a Paulie.
It's retitled.
It's going to turn to red.
He don't play.
You do.
And then Mel just would have good sense of humor.
I sent me lights, son.
She'd be like, he, he, he.
Then she'd go home and fucking pillow talk with some niggas
about ish.
Oh, she tapping his foot.
Oh, he tapping his foot.
She go into group chat.
I'm not letting y'all get to me no more.
She go into group chat about ish.
I'm not letting y'all get to me no more.
Yo, what they call this nigga in your group chat?
OK, come on.
Angry.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
See?
Nah, I don't like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't put no heart to him, nigga.
Stop playing with my mans.
I hope you fry your ass up today.
You call him the gang guy?
Who the fuck is that?
You are like a pendulum.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You've been a pendulum, man.
I am, I am.
Back and forth, back and forth.
I got smoke with you.
No, we got smoke with you.
I got you.
Well, I did to you.
Yeah, no, because you've been a pendulum, man. That's me, back and forth. I got smoke with you. No, we got smoke with you. I got you. Well, I did to you. Yeah, no, because you been a pendulum head.
That's me.
That's me.
And that little joke you said did not start the beef with us.
This has been brewing between us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm riding with Mel today.
I ain't going to lie.
Nigga, we firing at both of y'all.
I'm riding with Mel today.
OK.
OK.
Oh, shit.
He's singing.
Hey, hey, hey.
I dare to find your loving.. I better find your loving.
I better find your loving.
Oh shit, wait.
I'm not on Mel's side when we get to that part.
When we get to that part, I'm off to Mel.
All right.
Yeah, great show lined up for you guys today.
The energy's amazing.
I am on complete bullshit. That is exactly what I went to bed you guys today. The energy's amazing. I am on complete bullshit.
That is exactly
what I went to bed early for today.
Because you need energy
to be on bullshit.
So I'm not on nothing positive today.
I'm telling you now.
Positive vibes, affirmations, good weekend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
All that to the people out there. If you know,
you know. Hey, listeners, what's up?
What's up? What's up to y'all too? We here.
We here. What's poppin'?
What's up? What's up?
Good day, sir.
What you got for us?
Bitch, not today, nigga. Go get your
bag fuel voice.
Go get your bag fuel voice.
Not today on this broadcast. Flip, what's up? I'm good. I'm voice. Not today. On this broadcast.
Flip, what's up?
I'm good.
I'm good.
All right.
All right.
Could I get a mug, bro?
That's a...
Absolutely.
I got you.
Next week.
It came with a mug.
I thought it was the shit from here.
You stole the shit
and put your logo
on the nigga's butt.
You were... Thought it was the shit from here you stole the shit and put your logo in the nigga Turn it, turn it, show the logo. This is mad old.
How did you know he be asleep?
Oh shit, he reversed it on me to get me fired.
He tried to get me fired.
Alright, my boy.
Oh shit. How this go?
Oh man.
He thinking, look.
He start doing that rough knee shit. Let's not look at thinking, look. He start doing that Ruff knee shit.
Let's not look at that nigga here.
He start to think who the shit is.
He lean back.
He lean back.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I'm laughing at his trying to get you fired.
That was crazy.
I was trying to what?
Ian the other day talking about something.
ICE has been doing really well, hasn't he?
Ian, everybody do well at the end of their contract.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
There's not one person that hasn't turned it up
at the end of their contract.
Oh, shit.
You've been killing ICE?
Word, my man.
You know what I mean?
Nigga, chance can't get a triple-double.
That's why y'all are the thing.
That shit you did just now.
My man, my man, that newer shit.
I can't dap nobody else up.
You can.
I have to get up to do that.
Effort and energy.
When you invest in relationships, it should be worth it.
It should be worth it.
Damn, nigga.
At 43, nigga, air saluted me.
With the left.
Don't. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, nah, saluted me. With the left. Don't, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, nah, nah, nah.
That's just the air saluted me with the left
with his Invisaligns in.
Stop.
Don't do that.
I disrespect what he said.
Mel, what's up?
I'm chilling.
Look what y'all did.
Now she's just chilling.
Nah.
She can't even be herself.
I'm fine.
I actually, you know, I actually really.
Believe women.
She says she's fine.
I am good.
I actually really wanted to find out what show it is you've been trying to figure out on HBO
because I just watched a couple of shows.
I'm late to the game.
It was a show y'all was telling us about.
It was like, dude was wilding in New York or something like that.
Yeah, so Netflix, not HBO.
Oh, that's why.
Yes, the Homicide Joint.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I need to watch that show.
Oh, the Harlem dude that was killing people?
Yeah.
No, I want to see that.
I thought it was HBO, and I couldn't find it.
Okay.
Are you trying to get your ranks back up?
Because you lost to Capitan when it came to the movie shit,
so you trying to get your ranks back up in the movies?
I did, I did.
So I finally watched Special Ops, Lioness.
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
A little late.
What the fuck is that?
Whatever.
You just watched that? I just watched it, yeah. Oh. Yeah, I know. A little late. Whatever. You just watched it?
I just watched it, yeah.
Oh.
It was fire.
What'd you take?
It was amazing.
It's going to be an anthology series.
Every single season's going to be different.
Different cast, different locations.
Corey, stop.
Corey waved his hand.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I just watched it.
It's amazing.
Alone?
Huh? Yes, I've watched it It's amazing Alone? Huh?
Yes
Yes I binge
That's invasive
It was only eight episodes
You watched it all in one day?
No
Couple
By yourself?
Yes
So that you set a plan
Do we have any motivation
Coming from you
In the
Thank you
15 years of marriage
Is
Taking off On my edge.
She's just grinding me down.
I have no more edge.
I used to walk around, what, in 97.
People see me coming.
Yo!
People used to cross the street.
Oh, shh.
And they used to cross the street.
Not anymore.
Not anymore. Not anymore.
People see me coming on, they wave at me.
Here's the weird thing.
I wave back.
I wave back.
Hey, Orlando.
Hey, Pam.
Like that's me.
Like that's me.
Now they cut off. That wasn't the end?
No.
I went to drop my son off the other day.
Her neighbors was pulling in with like the whole family.
Nighttime though.
Neighbors is going in the house.
Here you go, Lex.
Hey, Terry.
Hey, Pear.
Hey, Unique.
Like, yo, dog.
Can you just do that shit?
Yo.
Mad friendly.
Yo, this kid knows everybody's name.
Leaving the school.
Bye, Geneva. Hey, this kid knows everybody's name. Leaving the school. Bye, Geneva.
Hey, Vanessa.
Tomorrow, the crossing.
I like your dog.
Hit your little ass over here.
Yo, I'm so toxic.
He didn't hear a thing.
I'm with you.
Yo, when I'm 45, I promise you I'm going to do better.
I'm with you, bro.
That shit annoying.
I'm sorry.
And then my man, Bill.
Bill is my man at the school, man. But I be in my own world.
Man.
I be having the ear pods at the school.
But Bill is my man. I speak to Bill.
Man, my kid came running out of school first one,
running right to me.
And now Bill want to talk.
Hey, man.
Is he into any sports?
I start just lying.
I start just freestyling.
Yo, bigger than tennis.
Yo, where I'm at in my life, I don't really get a lot of opportunities to lie like this right now.
It's like you said. Yeah, baseball. Wait, what?'t really get a lot of opportunities to lie like this right now. It's like you said.
Yeah, baseball.
Wait, what?
What'd you say?
You want to play?
You want to play?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm such a liar.
Come on.
I'm like, wait.
All right, go ahead, though.
Outside of work, I don't really get to lie.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Work, you can lie.
Outside of work, you got to pick your lie spot.
Anyway, I throw some shit out there.
Yeah, baseball.
What position?
Here you go.
He was talking about the league and all that shit.
Oh, man.
Wait.
What he starts talking to me about, what's that other sport?
I only have never heard of it.
Lacrosse?
Lacrosse.
He said, you should try lacrosse.
Pretty big kid.
Great sport.
My kid is the first kid out.
I could go now.
You still got to be here for a minute.
That's my man.
He might listen.
There we got a lead.
I can give you the number to coach.
Hey, big dog.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, shout out to the dads out there.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's not the time it is right now.
All right. All right, here we go. All right. When I look you in your eyes Ooh Alright Alright
Thank you
Big Imani in the building
I see you
I see you over there
We got Corey in the building
Ian in the building
Big Po over there
Whole backstage is just a whole testicle festival going on We got Corey in the building, Ian in the building, Big Po over there.
Whole backstage is just a whole testicle festival going on.
One big sausage fest sword fight.
Not a vagina in sight back there, just a bunch of dudes working.
Bunch of dudes working.
Can't forget Big Erickson in the control room back there, man. Part of why this is such a great, beautiful picture you're looking at right now
Big Park, the reason this is such a crisp, crisp audio adventure
Sluke
I do what I can
Peace, peace, peace
I can't fool myself, I don't want nobody else
Newark boys in the building right there
You are my shining star
40 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up, 50 and up
Let me see you
We got Queens flip here
Rapping for Queens, New York at all times
Chop the one time
We see you
Web nitty
The beautiful, the intelligent, the illustrious
Show button I spend my day dreaming, planning how to stay on up to you
All I ever want to say is that's when you open up your heart and you
All I ever want to say is that's when you open up your heart and you
About to take this from the rhythm of the music
I just don't want to stop
Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much
Yeah, I mean
Shout out to all the subgroups out there
Shout out to the Patronis out there
Again, shout out to the first and last time listeners
Always, always doing it for the ladies
Shout out to my fellow pod and broadcasters out there
Shout out to the parents
Shout out to the Milfs, the Gilfs
LGBTQA plus community Shout out to y parents, shout out to the milfs, the gills LGBTQA plus community, shout out to y'all as well
Shout out to the niggas in the Marines listening, niggas in the Army listening
Niggas in the jail all over the world and scammers and dope boys
Nightlife
Wherever you might be listening from, all over the world, all over the country, man
So happy to be here with you today, so happy, so blessed
Rest in peace, Marvin
We got a great show lined up for you today, I can't wait to get to it
Man, I'm so excited about this episode
But before we do
Y'all mean
Shout to you niggas in the club, pay a value mark, value mark out there.
I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, know what you've done right there Just like I want you to know
I give you all my love
I let it return, sweet dog
What happened love
Is all I feel
Ooh, baby, baby
It's just a dream
Don't ask me that
But I
Say, come on Oh, baby Shout out to you niggas that got to work on the weekend. Wow!
Hey!
Look alive out there.
Look alive out there.
N-A-T-F out there, goddammit.
Let me hear you in the car again.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, man.
Nice feel good. Every fucking potty comes in here and shows why
he's the best to ever do it.
Every pot, man. Wow.
At this point, it's a God-given gift.
At this point,
you can't assume that it's luck or by
accident by now, honestly. You gotta
look at it for what it is, man. Nice nine-year
sample to look at.
Start with modesty.
Yeah, no, I hear you.
Listen, honestly.
Honestly, no, keep this applause going.
By now, you can just assume it hasn't been a mistake.
This hasn't been, like, by chance or coincidence.
He didn't luck up a few times.
Nah, not at all.
I'm him at this shit.
Mm-hmm, agreed.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Salute.
Sorry.
It's OK.
And y'all are y'all.
We here.
What the fuck they talking about?
That's right.
What the fuck they talking about?
Who want what?
That's right.
Who want what?
Anybody?
Top of the show.
We got to set it on somebody?
Nah.
All right.
I'm just checking energy.
I'm just checking energy.
Nobody got to set it.
I think we cool this week.
I think we cool.
Quick little temp check.
What episode is this?
7-18.
Welcome to episode 7-18 of the joe button podcast i'm your
humble gracious grateful highly favored host joe button here with some really amazing people to my
right big m4 hey big canada melissa ford is in the building yes sir big flip is here big queens
ish is here antoine fucking Irvington's finest.
Ice is here.
Fucking part of the Newark Muslim Association.
Big Parks is in the
building. Everybody's here, man.
Monty's here. Corey's here. Fucking
everybody's here, man. This episode
is brought to you by PrizePix.
Fueled by, sponsored by,
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PrizePix, huh? Everybody look alive when I say PrizePix. Hey, hey. I don't want to see a frail in sight. fueled by, sponsored by, appreciated by prize picks.
Everybody look alive when I say prize picks.
Hey, hey.
I don't want to see a frown in sight.
Hello?
I don't want to see a, yeah, show teeth, nigga,
when I say prize picks. When I say prize picks, show teeth.
I'm showing teeth that way.
Show teeth.
Show teeth somewhere.
I better see something.
I don't want to see no stone cold gentleman in sight.
Now, how's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's up?
Doing well.
Let me allow y'all to floor to get y'all shit off.
I'm in a really great mood, fantastic mood.
Had a great week.
Feeling good.
Happy to be here with y'all, man.
What's going on with y'all?
How was y'all's week?
Y'all smelling good?
You looking good?
Weekend plans?
Anything exciting going on in life?
Come on, talk to me.
Mel?
I'm knee deep in house renovations. That's where I'm at. Let's toss talk to me. Mel? I'm knee deep
in like house renovations.
That's where I'm at.
Let's toss it
to the dullest one here.
Oh, shit.
What?
You asked what I'm doing
this weekend.
Mel don't never say
nothing exciting.
House renovations.
Oh, okay.
I got a gang bang planned.
All right, so what?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Bang, bang, bang.
Now that hurt.
Now that ruined it.
Wow, that hurt.
Yeah.
That hurt.
Take that, panel of ladies!
You heard what she said.
Oh, shit.
You crazy.
Oh, shit.
She got the gauntlet.
She got the gauntlet.
She ready to die.
She ready to die.
I started by saying I'm on Mel's side today.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, come on. House renovations She ready. She ready today. I started by saying I'm on Mel's side today. Mm-hmm.
All right, coming.
House renovations.
Yeah.
Get in line.
House renovations.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's it.
That's my weekend plans.
Moving on, Flip.
What have you got planned?
Oh, I'm going to church Sunday.
Just want to feel how it feels to be in the church again real quick.
When was the last time you went to church?
A couple of years ago.
A lot of, you know, about like 10, 12 years ago.
I just want to go to church
and see if the holy water bubbles.
Yes.
If you do a skit in church.
I'm not doing a skit.
I'm telling you that.
Why do y'all put me
in that category?
Why do y'all put me in that?
I'm going to church.
Cole says y'all just want
to go to church to see
what it feels like.
Because I want to figure
something out.
There's a story.
I want to see if they still
telling the same stories
that they told 12 years ago
if they switching it up.
12? Yeah, 1,200. I want to see if they still telling the same stories that they told 12 years ago if they switching it up. 12?
Yeah, 1,200.
I want to see.
Yeah, I looked up the pamphlet in Elmont.
I remember that title.
That title was there a long time ago.
Yeah, I'm going to see.
So I'm going to go.
You going to get baptized or anything?
Hell no.
Burning Bush, nigga.
Well, just know, I want to hear more about that.
Thank you, brother. Yeah, I do. I want to hear more about that. Thank you, brother.
Yeah, I do.
Thank you.
What kind of church is it?
Yeah, yeah.
What kind of church?
Catholic church.
Wait.
I'm not Catholic.
I said I'm going there to do some research.
Yeah, but that's my plan for Sunday.
What you going to wear?
Huh?
What you going to wear?
What am I going to wear? Come as you are, right? Yes. Hey, yo, you too out of shape to're going to bump up in that church. What you going to wear? Huh? What you going to wear? What am I going to wear?
Come as you are, right?
Yes.
Hey, yo, you're too out of shape to be going to the Catholic church.
Look to me, up, down, up, downs and all that.
You hear me?
No, that's the black Catholic.
I'm going to the white Catholic.
The, oh, oh, oh.
The moment, the moment.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, I will follow you. I will follow you.
I will follow you.
I will follow you.
I will follow you.
I will follow you.
Why you talking about so much?
Black church, they don't walk down the aisle, they start dancing.
I'm going to the white one with a guy, walk down the aisle,
he get halfway, and he turn his ass right back around.
You got the incense on the thing?
Yeah. I can't say it good. You get halfway, and you turn his ass right back around. You got the incense on the thing?
I can't say it good.
For real, you're going to be kidding me.
Listen.
It's just here.
It's just here.
She do this big ass. It's just here, too.
I ain't doing shit.
I might go down south, but I ain't sure yet.
I'd definitely take back.
Yeah, there you go.
She's a family?
I'd totally take back.
Oh, you're going to take his mom?
I was wrong.
You're going to check on Oak?
My mother.
What if Oak?
What if Oak?
I'm going to check with my mom. What if he on Facebook? He's still on Facebook. So? I'll face about that. You going to check on Uncle? My mother. What if Uncle? What if Uncle? I'm going to check on Uncle.
What if Uncle, he on Facebook.
He's still on Facebook.
So I'll face his book.
I'll book his face.
Yo, the pod street's been saying that.
But I don't be on Facebook.
But I'm going to go find him.
I got to hear it inside of me.
It's Uncle Wright at home.
It's Uncle Wright at home.
Just on this inside of me. It's Uncle Ray at home. It's Uncle Ray at home. Just on this trip of journalism,
I got to see what he got to say about some of this stuff.
Yo, you lying.
Nah, the streets got to say it.
He over there.
He's giving it up.
He over there.
Tasha K in your ass.
Oh, shit.
Niggas is looking at all that.
Yo, that's the thing.
That's my favorite thing about Ish.
Is that when niggas get mad at him,
they take it to the net.
They take the Facebook.
They do.
I be home like, oh, man.
Why would you say such mean stuff?
They can't argue with him in person.
He always going to out-argue them.
I don't even watch that shit.
No, I got to go.
I'm sorry.
He's going to find them, too.
That's the bad part.
I'm sorry.
He's going to find them.
Oh, shit, man.
Ice, what you doing this weekend, bro?
I got my baby, so we doing some museum shit.
All right.
House renovations.
What you doing this weekend? House renovations. Get the dub renovations. What you doing this weekend?
House renovations.
Get the dub this weekend.
What you doing this weekend?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Okay, well,
there is something
I will be home,
resting,
think tanking,
just planning,
strategizing,
thinking of ways
to improve the show.
I was planning something,
but I didn't want to tell you guys because I know you'll make fun of me.
We will, but that's cool.
Would we do that?
Yes.
Oh, true.
Still want to know.
Tell us.
Peace.
Okay.
I got thirsty.
So tell us.
Tell us.
I want to see if I can not make fun of her.
Yes, it works.
Try really hard.
All right.
Ready to go.
Okay.
We're going to hold you down.
All right.
So there's this cafe on the Lower East Side, and it's called the Meow Parlor.
So you get to make an appointment to have coffee there, and there's cats all over the place.
Yo.
Hold on.
You have reached cat lady status?
Wow.
Yo.
I've been there.
I just didn't want to tell anybody.
Oh, shit.
You are a crazy cat lady.
So you going back?
Huh?
You been there and you going back?
Well, no, no, no, no.
I haven't been to the one in New York,
but there's something similar in L.A.,
and I've been to that one.
How many cats are we talking?
Are they strays?
No, they're, like, up for, like, adoption and fostering.
So you're just sitting there chilling
and the cat's just walking around with the hair getting...
Kind of like what Daisy does around here, yes.
Yeah, but Daisy climb like on you.
Yeah, well, I mean, I guess they will probably
do the same thing too, like the more friendly ones.
No, hold it in, hold it in.
I got so much to say.
So are you on to playing like a group trip?
Fuck you, Collins!
You drove our girl mad,
you son of a bitch.
I'm going with a couple
of girlfriends.
Oh, it's a group of y'all.
Now I'm about to fry y'all up.
No, no.
We said we were not
going to make fun of her.
But I mean,
I'd love to plan like,
you know,
like a group outing.
I'll meet you at the cat cafe.
Group who?
Yeah.
What group?
Here.
You guys.
No?
Girl, I'm married.
Team building.
I'm married, girl.
That's some single, lonely shit.
If you think you're lonely, play with cats with coffee.
Girl.
Mel, stop.
I know it smelled crazy in there.
Absolutely fucking crazy.
All right.
Where do you want to start?
Anywhere in the world you want.
Mel, did you see what Wale had to say?
No, I didn't.
All right.
Well, let me tell you and the audience.
Wale took to Twitter slash X to say, hey, that girl that be on the Joe Budden show,
that girl that be with Joe Budden
on the Joe Budden show has a nice voice.
I'd love for her to put me to sleep.
That girl. He said, I wish she could
replace my Siri.
He said he wanted her to put her to sleep with his voice.
Yes, and that's hate.
And that's hate.
I've always wanted
to be like a Siri voice. Don't try to put the voice hate. I've always wanted to be like a Siri voice.
Don't try to put the voice down.
I'm doing the voice now.
I don't want to do a place in my Siri.
How would that sound?
Yeah, let's hear it.
Well, what would you like me to say?
Try to do it just now.
Motherfucker.
I ain't even going to say that.
That was slick.
That was slick.
Well, damn.
I mean, I'll-
Is that the voice?
You're trying to roast? No, I'm asking. No, I don't want to roast you. I'm on I'll... Is that the voice? You're trying to roast?
No, I'm asking...
No, I don't want to roast you.
I'm on your side all day today.
Yes.
But was that the voice that you used to like...
Yeah, that would be the voice.
She keep doing it.
That would be the voice.
This is SH.
Wale, if I can...
It takes one compliment to turn into a whole new person.
That's hate.
You shut the fuck up.
I wasn't finished, okay? Wale, if you would like me to be your Siri voice, I. That's hate. You shut the fuck up. I wasn't finished.
Wale, if you would like me to be your Siri voice,
I am open to that.
Wait, what?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's a fucking...
Wait, Mel.
Mel, have you met Wale before?
Yes, actually, we have.
Is there any synergy there? Any energy or something?
We missing?
That's hate.
Y'all do a lot of hating on your sister.
That's hate.
Y'all do a lot of hating on your sister.
That's hate.
In the name of potting.
That's inquiring hate.
Yo, is there any energy there between them?
That's doing Wale an alley-oop.
That ain't hate to me.
Wale don't need an alley-oop from none of you, Nick, the likes of y'all.
I didn't say he did.
Why you belittling us?
You claiming shit. That is crazy. That's likes of y'all. I didn't say he did. Why you belittling us? You claiming shit.
That is crazy.
That's crazy, right?
Yeah, that nigga's claiming shit.
That's why I said, I think I give her the pass to go deal with Wale.
Please.
I think Wale needs some help with Melissa Ford.
Wale's a poet.
That nigga come in here and get whimsical.
Dice pineapple all over.
What?
Yo, you wasn't in the video?
No, I never.
I feel like I'd already retired.
She retired.
What do you think about Wale saying that girl from the Joe Budden podcast not acknowledging
the greatness of who you be as a tactic when you're trying to bag somebody?
What do you think about doing that?
Is that, wait, what do you do again?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm unfamiliar.
Oh, that was you?
I'm here just on the strength of what I hear and what I see
like I don't know anything
about your
your history
without making
I want to get to know you
from this day forward
like all of that
without making
that assumption
that has happened
more times than I can count
I'm sure
where somebody has acted
like they had no idea
who I was
well he knows who you are
then that's why I said
that's not withstanding
because I don't know I think he was just being slick it was who you are. Then that's why I said that's notwithstanding because I don't know.
I think he was just being slick.
It was just, you know,
his way.
With the face.
He followed it up.
M4, Melissa.
Yeah, he was just being,
it was just some game changer.
He's seeing you a little workout, bitch.
With the heart emoji.
He's seeing you find the shorts.
It's okay.
You snilling and grinning too, though.
And he is,
he's funny though.
He's funny.
He's being funny.
That Lotus flower.
Within the hate,
there's some humor. That's projection. A little ambition funny. That Lotus flower. Within the hate, there's some humor.
That's projection.
A little ambition.
A little ambition.
If Wale was watching right now, what would you want to say to him?
Go ahead, that camera.
I literally already spoke to him and told him that I would be his Siri voice.
You don't have to keep doing the voice.
It gets lower every time it gets to you.
I'll be your Siri voice.
This is an audition, okay?
Maybe other people want me to be their Siri voice.
You think Wally looks cats?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'll tell you one thing, missy.
Tell me.
You'll never get another brunch invite again.
From what?
Big Salgado Nation.
Big amount.
Listen.
Oh, no.
He nice with the words, too, now.
Be clear.
And he buys roses. And he can do this
Thank you guys
I appreciate that
Mella had his niggas sing to her
And clip him
Yo put some
Wait wait wait
Mella will have
Wait wait wait
Amani
Never
And Neo
Man niggas
Never
Thank you for Lloyd Never Mella will have Amani Singing out the window Wait, wait, wait. Imani. Never. And neo man niggas. Never.
Thank you for that.
Lloyd.
Never.
Mel will have Imani singing out the window
and dub that nigga
for the next month and a half
after she get her favorite song.
Never.
Mel will jukebox this nigga.
Oh, shit.
God damn.
You think really that is...
Never.
You think I'm that easy, huh?
You just conflated two things.
How you all saw Justine. Justine. I don't think that you're just that easy, but I I'm that easy, huh? You just conflated two things. How you all saw Justine,
Justine. I don't think that you're just
that easy, but I don't think that Mel
would only target something that's easy.
No. And some things that's difficult
could be easy for some people. That's why it's a gift,
and I think Mel possesses that gift. I think you would be
right outside of the window after you get the
snow off her car. You know Salgado, though.
You don't know that Salgado don't got some gifts?
Yeah.
Like getting snow off the car.
Right?
In the coldest weather.
You made no antifreeze.
Yeah, word.
Her car got right to going.
Cleanest windshield ever.
Ain't had no gloves or nothing.
Wait, hold on.
Eating feet.
Oh, shit.
You ate a whole foot for Thanksgiving or sometime.
Whatever that was, you put a whole foot in your mouth.
That's a Puerto Rican gift.
I did not put him.
That's a Puerto Rican gift.
No, we saw you.
That was a dare.
He got paid.
And it wasn't in my mouth.
Then you drove her to the club and escorted her in and lost her.
I did not drive her to the club.
Oh, I forgot about that.
You lost her.
You lost her.
You left me standing there.
You got a few gifts.
I'll be right back.
Right back.
She left you waiting by the bar.
Hold this.
Stand by my side.
She did that nigga like.
You look like you falling for it.
Stand by my side.
I need some.
I think she said you was the escort without the benefits.
Oh, shit.
There's a chaperone?
Like the true meaning of escort.
When you ain't fucked.
Yo, just walk me here, yo.
Yo.
Thanks.
She did that nigga like.
It's the ice at the hookah spot.
Oh, shit. Yo, if you laugh, you better not Ice at the hookah spot. Yo, if you laugh,
you better not fucking laugh. I'm not.
See, I'm like, don't listen to this shit.
Go factory to get some cheese, nigga.
She laughing at you, nigga.
He walking the club, Ice.
When Ish get around his other friends, that's why
I'm glad I don't hang out with y'all and
y'all other friends. Honestly, I say that every month
now, but, cause I like who
y'all are with me.
I don't like who y'all become.
What the fuck you talking about?
When Ish get with Danny and them,
uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Ish with Danny
is a different Ish.
Oh no, that's a different nigga right there.
1,000%.
I cook a muffin right now, you say
something different. You just gonna pie with him, huh? Nigga, I was there. 1,000%. Totally different. I cook a muffin right now and you say something different.
You just gonna pie with him, huh?
Nigga, I was there.
I saw it.
Y'all niggas showed up
like the Twin Towers
and disappeared.
I'm standing outside
like, all right,
we're gonna go get a car.
Nah, when him and Danny
get together.
Oh, you leaving niggas outside?
Yes.
Damn, son.
Niggas might not be that cool.
Yo, what you doing?
Y'all might not be that fun.
That's what he said.
He said Ice isn't that cool.
You can't roll with this.
Maybe Danny's more entertaining.
Hey, Flip, nigga said,
yo, yo, what you,
I don't know what y'all about.
Well, we getting ready
to go inside, though,
so I was like, all right.
I do think,
I agree with that, Imani.
You're right,
because I do feel like,
I feel like y'all don't put
enough respect on the blast
that I am, pause.
Huh?
Like, I'm fun.
Like, I don't feel like
y'all really look at me
as being as fun as I am.
Hey, Joe, we hang out.
What the fuck are you talking about?
But man, I'm not
talking about you. I punk out with everybody. Everybody else as fun as I am. Wait, Joe, we hang out. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, man, I'm not talking about you.
I'm hung out with everybody else.
Everybody else is fun.
I mean, I just think certain people connect in different ways.
So you might not be the type of fun for that occasion.
Maybe him and Danny have a better time out doing a certain thing than hanging with you.
What do you and Danny do when you hang out?
That might be different from what you do When you hang out with Joe
If we recording
Then he can't say
I don't even understand
I don't even understand
The question
Meaning like
Would you maybe like
Go to like museum row
Or you know
I'm not going to a museum
With a man
You've seen me
You've seen me
You've seen me
Come in with my niggas
That you didn't know
I act differently
I ain't
No
Thank you
Why wouldn't you go to a museum with your man?
Because he don't want to.
Stop pressing my man issues.
You said I acted different when I came in the spot.
I was by myself.
I wasn't with nobody.
And I left in like five minutes.
You, in the spot that we talking about,
you sit there like you the fucking...
Mayor.
Joffrey Jofer.
You not personable.
You sit there with the stink ass...
Cut my steak off Executive like
And you get the fuck
Out of there
That's not a blast
My nigga
He might actually have a point
Then you sit here and say
No no
On that particular night
This is what he'll hit me with
You were a little
Frowsy
Keep shit on him bitch
Yo
I act like I'm famous
You do
Yes you act
You act famous
I'm not famous. So I'm
moving around and I'm doing what I'm doing.
Like I normally do.
We both act famous.
I'm going to give you
my man.
You act famous.
But it's a different famous. It's politician famous.
It's Wapow.
Joe acts famous. Don't talk to me famous.
And he kisses babies and shakes hands.
I want y'all all to know I'm here famous.
I've been dying to be famous, so now that I got it.
All right, I'm not here now.
Now that I got it, I'm here now.
Y'all gonna hear me roar.
I didn't say that.
That's me?
No.
He act like Princess Diana.
You're being wilder right there.
Oh, I ain't tell you when I see this shit in Wawa.
You're in Wawa.
Oh, I ain't tell you. I'm in Wawa wild get a little Sam. You know quick little joint. Mm-hmm. They come out
Yo, Aki what you doing in my story
So I'm like I know he being wild wise. I know which wild wise he being. This ain't really. He got a monopoly. Now you got all the blues. He got him to the neck. He
go up to the joint. He go up to the joint like, yo, I got a coffee. Yo, yo, you mind
put the coffee in your joint. I got you some coffee. Cool. Go up to the register. Yo, my
man back there got, oh, you to my ish? Yeah. You know this nigga? The cash you owe. So
that's the difference in what we're saying. He the man. Because I,
yo, you sound so crazy.
This nigga said,
he said it.
Yo, I'm famous.
This is a room full of
other people telling you something.
I haven't said a word yet.
You did.
Fam, Imani, I'm like,
yo, dog,
what you doing in my spot?
We don't need to,
we don't need to Wawa recap.
Imani says it's my spot.
That's what he said.
We don't care.
We're telling you something.
Yeah, chill,
that part don't matter.
We got paid to do it right, right, right. Part, part, part. Niggas met up and told Wawa That's what he said. We don't care. I'm telling you something That was nasty They got some chips and some condoms. They do?
That was nasty.
That was, yeah.
How would I know all that shit? First off, niggas ain't buying condoms.
There we go.
Niggas are not condoms.
Yo, come on, man.
Fuck is this?
Come on, we got to talk about something.
So, y'all, let me ask you.
Y'all niggas was compounded up.
Wait, that's hate.
That's hate and pause.
That is wild hate.
We going with this.
It may not be hate. What is hate? No, no, wild hate. We going with this. It may not be hate.
What is hate?
No, no, no.
Y'all used to be in the compound.
True.
Go ahead.
Get your question off.
It wasn't like a condom dispenser around here?
Because there wasn't nobody using them?
See, that's why he was mad about his ex coming to the compound.
You heard the story.
You heard the compound story.
Don't start.
Please don't. Please don't. Yeah, she them stories. Don't start. Don't start.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
She was there.
Oh, shit.
Yo, shit.
See?
Yo, what's up?
I'm with you now.
That's wrong.
Did you see you?
That's wrong, yo.
That's wrong.
She came through.
Oh.
She was chilling.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I don't get it.
She laid on the couch. Pour that drink for me. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Young nigga in the pool This nigga doing some weird shit Dancing What the fuck I was watching that
Look at these niggas man
That have fun
Nevermind
Let's move on
Yes please
And four would have been
Over there prancing around
You know what
Let me tell you something
I used to avoid
Your parties
And all that
All those shenanigans
Like the plague
That's hate
That's hate
Wait hold on I want to ask What was the word Like for someone The word And all those shenanigans, like the plague. That's hate. Wow. That's hate. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I want to ask.
What was the word?
Like for someone?
The word was wild as fuck.
Fun.
Fun, yeah.
Good times.
Fun.
We were just having a blast.
Fun.
Yeah, I'm sure you've never been the wilder than the compound.
No.
She went right to Quincy.
Yeah, I'm sure.
No, no, no.
You have been in a raid, though.
I've moved.
You have been in a raid. I have been in a raid. All we got to do is change the zip code. Yeah, I'm sure. No, no, no. You have been in a raid, though. No, I'm not. You have been in a raid.
I have been in a raid.
All we got to do is change the zip code.
Yeah, well, you know.
Put the car around.
Put the car around in Calabasas.
Nope, nope, nope.
That's not true.
Because, what'd you say?
Or the rapper.
Oh, shit.
You funny.
You funny.
Like, who talks like you motherfucking know?
Clear out.
I'm very much like I like the small
intimate group
that's
it used to be small
intimate sometimes
I never heard that
it always seemed like
it was wild
that's how small
and intimate it was
you ain't even hear about it
yeah I always heard
the opposite
that's what I'm saying
that was the pool parties
yeah that was different
that wasn't
yes
would you have
went in the pool Mel
do you do that
do you go like
a big party are you one of the women that go in the pool, Mel? Do you do that? Do you go like a big party?
Are you one of the women that go in the pool?
In the big pool parties?
No.
Okay.
No, I usually have an outfit that is selected to look good while I'm sitting, standing, and walking.
Peace.
Did you have a fake ID?
For what?
The reverse ID.
Oh, shit.
Wait, to say it was younger?
Yo, God.
Yo, God.
I ain't like, she just tried to start.
It's crazy.
I'm like, ah, when it ever went.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
You were not invited, one.
Two, did you have an ID to say that you were about 17 years?
The streets were invited.
The streets were invited.
You're 18 years younger.
The streets were invited.
Oh, you telling on yourself right now, motherfucker.
Oh, why?
My math ain't that bad.
18 from 50 is 32.
There you go.
You get what?
Hey, nigga, I ain't drop out that early.
What's up, Joe?
And you know.
18 from 50.
We thought we had you, but you just 32.
You know, we are not that old.
That was the vibe.
First of all, stop aging me up, number one, motherfucker.
Number two, okay, we're talking about what, 15 years ago?
Are we talking about 15 years ago?
2012, around. Man, shit. We're talking about 15 years ago Are we talking about 15 years ago 2012 Around
Man shit
Okay I was partying
In the financial district
With the fucking
Wall street news
Okay I wasn't worried
About y'all
So you just proved
What he said
Oh man
No I didn't
Wait wait wait
Taylor Swift
Y'all know what that looks like
Taylor Swift dropped right
You know what that looks like
Stay tuned for our
In depth review
On Taylor Swift That's coming It know what that looks like. Taylor Swift dropped, right? Taylor Swift. You know what that looks like. Stay tuned for our in-depth review on Taylor Swift.
That's coming.
Big T, that's coming.
Big T.
Y'all shake it off.
It's cool.
She said I wasn't worried about y'all.
You quoting Taylor Swift?
Are y'all about to do y'all shit?
Y'all shit right now?
Oh.
Oh, I never know.
I shut up when it about to happen.
All right, cool.
Not yet.
Holy shit.
Love that.
So Taylor Swift.
So Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift dropped.
I didn't listen to it.
I saw them cover it
On the news
They said that she was
Shooting at Kim Kardashian
I heard her shooting
At some more people
So I am gonna go
Listen to it
I listened to about
Half of it
Not really my vibe
But maybe I'll try again
Was it good musically though
Yeah it was good musically
Okay
She's got too poppy right
Too fluff
It's not even
It's just a different
It's not for my ears
It's just not for us
It's not for my ears
It's not for us Respectfully I like Taylor Swift it's not for my ears. It's just not for us. It's not for my ears. It's not for us.
Respectfully.
I like Taylor Swift music.
I want no Swifty smoke.
You don't have to banter to the room.
I'm not.
He pandering to the Swifties.
Facts.
I want to be very clear.
I don't want no Swifty smoke.
Yeah.
Smart man.
Yeah.
I'm going to try again.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't know.
I listen to a couple of songs.
One, I'll reiterate, it's not really for me, but I'll give it another chance.
It's good music.
You got to be aware.
She's biggest artist, one of the biggest artists.
You got to be aware.
And she cleared the whole weekend out.
Nobody else dropped.
What was the Kim Kardashian?
What's the diss about?
Like, what's the purpose in that?
The only reason why people think that she was dissing is because she highlights the letter A, sorry, Kim and the KK inside of the wording of the song.
Oh, she got bars.
Only two Ks, right?
Yeah, the two Ks.
And she capitalizes them in the title.
But then when you look at the lyrics, her metaphors are sometimes so obscure that I'm like, who pieced this together that this was a diss?
So it could be a reach.
It could definitely be a reach.
Or it could just be white metaphors.
Or, you know, I might be good at that.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just like, you know.
You want to be good at that, right?
Yeah.
You know what?
Sometimes I can fall over either side of the fence sometimes.
I think the government has to get away with shit.
Right?
Yeah.
You got to deep dive in Taylor Swift shit. We got to How you do the government has to get away with shit. Right? Yeah, you got to deep dive
in Taylor Swift shit.
We got to take her
to the Malcolm X Museum
or whatever that shit,
Malcolm X on Ice,
whatever it went to.
You coming.
Yeah.
I was the only one who wanted to go.
Because you keep going on this
black girl,
lift every voice and sing.
They're going to fuck you up.
They're going to find you
in a parking lot and fucking.
Why?
If they call me
I can get them
Some black girls
Oh
They're going to come for you
And I'm not
I'm not going to stop them
And I'm not going to stop them
Yeah
L'Oreal get them
L'Oreal get them
Yeah
Get them
Get them
Alright
I told y'all
I'm in a silly mood
So if y'all want
Some seriousness from me
I don't have it today.
Nobody want to be serious today, bro.
Taylor Swift drop.
What else drop?
Drake is on DSP now.
Yes, he did.
Put an end to that AI argument that was happening all week.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
He did.
Yeah, he claimed the record.
So that's all I wanted.
That don't put an end to the AI argument, but I'm shutting up.
It does not, but I'm shutting up.
Because you could just put your AI shit, your AI-inspired shit on DS dsb that's true i'm not saying he did that i'm just saying
in general right but he put the record out there that was my whole thing leaving it up to oh is it
this is it that you know we've seen kendrick ai records popping up left and right today with all
the way this weird ai technology shit is moving if the artist is not claiming it i'm not even
entertaining it same so
the fact that he did take it and throw it on there okay cool so when i called this a snooze
fest that was kind of what i was alluding to is the fact that there's so much we're so used to
being misinformed intentionally that it's like you don't know what's real and what's not so i feel
like that takes a lot of the steam out of the whole thing.
I'm with you a thousand percent.
That was literally
what I meant by it.
And this is the first battle
where we've had to worry about that.
Like any other time,
shit drop,
we know it's your shit
and you claim it and cool.
Now we got to worry about
what the...
Because they were dropping it.
That's the thing.
These niggas sat back
and shut up
and just let shit happen.
Like, yeah,
that's why people are still saying,
oh, I don't know
if this Drake was AI or not.
It pop up. He don't say nothing. Then act gets it or why people are still saying, oh, I don't know if this Drake was AI or not. It pop up.
He don't say nothing.
Then he sends it to act,
however that happened.
But again,
today the artist
has the ability
to just say,
yo, this is my song.
Yeah, I know you said it off camera,
but I'm with you now.
I'm off this shit.
That shit is annoying, bro.
I'm off this shit.
Now I don't care no more
until something drop.
All of that guessing about, yo, what he going to do next and oh, what's happening? Is it going to drop? I'm off the shit Like now I don't care no more Until something drop All of that Guessing about
Yo what he gonna do next
And oh what's happening
Is it gonna drop
I'm checked out
Until I can open my phone
And see yo this dropped
And it's official
On somebody's page
Yo Ice
After being on YouTube
And like watching
Like What's the Dirt
On you know
The breakdown
I appreciate the Drake record
A little more
You know
They're talking about
The Tokyo Girl
And Future and all that
I didn't You know I'm totally out about the Tokyo girl and Future and all that. I didn't, you know,
I'm totally out the loop.
But then now,
when they broke it down
and everything,
I'm like, oh, nah.
That shit was fire.
I know, he was spilling tea.
Yeah.
I didn't even know.
Like, we were talking about it
and then when I watched it
and Japan,
because at first
when we hit the Tokyo, Japan,
we were like, man,
what are you talking about?
Yeah.
That shit got some deep metaphor.
I watched that shit last night like twice. I said, oh, Japan. We like, man, what are you talking about? Yeah. That shit got some deep metaphor. I watched that shit last night
like twice.
I said, oh shit.
I'm glad it's on DSPs
just so it's easy access for me.
That whole claim your disc record thing,
that wasn't my bag,
but I am happy it's on DSPs.
I'm with y'all.
I'm over the beef.
And you said
you really wasn't hearing the song as you should have heard it because it wasn't on ESP.
Like this weekend outside, I should hear it the way we're supposed to hear it.
And got to tip my hat to the boy again.
He dropped it when Taylor Swift dropped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He dropped it when Taylor Swift dropped.
Oh, yeah.
I knew that record.
Like, again.
And you called it that this would drop.
I said he's going to drop this Friday because.
And you called the J. Cole drop.
Or take away from BSB.
Take away.
No matter what, this is still a business.
And they are still playing them number games.
Yeah, there's a lot going on out there with the theories.
Something started from here.
With the theories about Drake and UMG and Gamma.
I'm not here to expound on any of them.
We already been down the rabbit hole.
Yeah.
We did it.
We opened up the rabbit hole a little bit.
Ross spoke to it, right?
He did something and tagged you into something?
Where he spoke to the claims?
Well, from what I saw.
What did he say?
It was bullshit.
The theory is bullshit.
Literally, that's pretty much.
I have one question.
How?
How would he know?
Call.
Call an accident.
He wouldn't know if what I'm saying is true.
Or maybe the-
I have adversaries out there that fucking are part of, that I'm part of, that it's like
they don't know.
Bigger business?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
They be on their little platform, oh, fuck Joe, I don't get a fucking-
I'll be like, hey, run it up.
But look, he could have been speaking-
Ross would be none the wiser if that were the case Ross saying
it's bullshit or whatever
could speak to
part of our theory was
what Ross's beef was
and I'm not mad
because I found out
about that
so that could be
what the bullshit is
and my theory is
trying to shoot Ross some bail
and say that this ain't over no bitch
like my theory is saying,
hey, nah, no.
There's got to be something else.
And again,
I don't want to claim ownership of this theory
because it's just a working theory.
There's nothing to support it.
Ice sent me a very interesting read
that I read
and it tried to connect some dots.
They did a good job of that.
I've been still talking to rappers and execs and people
in the business.
The word publishing continues to come
up in my conversations.
But all of it is above my pay grade.
I don't pretend to know. When I say something here, I'm not
saying it for fact. I'm just speaking.
Right. I'm just speaking.
Theorizing. Yeah. I could 100%
extend
on the theory, too. That's how much I've been in thought. But I won 100% extend extend on the theory too that's how
much I've been in thought but I won't do that I won't waste your time my time may the best man
win that's my angle on it now I don't have time for this the hootenanny I like I like the the
seven minute drill track it's just like courageless I love like that I I really like push-ups. So now, we'll just wait and see.
That's it.
I have it on good word that Kendrick is strapped up and barred up.
And whenever that comes out, it comes out.
Why do you look at it like that from an MC standpoint?
Why you don't put time, why you don't put a time frame on it?
Because when it comes to time, you're just like, it is what it is.
I don't do that. But somebody like me who's not time time the time thing that all
of the kids are in an uproar to doubt about today the time thing for me solely is icing on the cake
it's the bonus it's not the standard well okay it's not it is not the standard any rapper that was able to reply in one
day two days three days that was a added skill set like the battle rapper being able to rebut
your last round in a freestyle when he starts got it that ain't the bar i thought it was that's
somebody that's gifted today using media propaganda to let you think that this is the bar.
But you heard what DJ Head said.
Salute to DJ Head.
He's over there on that West Side click.
I went on tour with him.
Shout out to Glasses.
Shout out to Problem.
Shout out to all the West Side niggas.
TDE, all y'all.
But Head is like, yo, they doing fast food on that side.
That don't dictate how we cook over here.
So, yeah, Drake has that skill.
I can reply to you niggas fast.
And he has the right to put that light back on him.
We in the art of war.
Yes, of course.
But am I holding Kendrick to the, hey, I need to hear your joint immediately in the next week or two weeks?
I'm not doing that.
Got it.
Not me.
I didn't do it to Drake. I'm not doing that. Not me. I didn't do it to Drake.
I'm not doing it to Kendrick.
It's just a move that Drake is doing to take the state. Drake is playing all the time.
Propaganda, media
wars, box wars.
This war is including everything
else on top of music.
I want to let it play out. It's two great
titans, two powers that be.
I'm going to pick a winner but I don't have a horse in the race.
If Drake come in here and kill Kendrick, I'm going to say Drake killed him.
If Kendrick kills Drake, I'm going to say that.
I don't speak to one more than the other.
I don't have a vested interest in one more than the other.
I just want to see a good brawl.
That's it.
And I'm passionate about that
That's what that's all I've been saying since this jumped off even when J Cole was involved
It's like bro. I just want to see a good matchup like I'm gonna see these niggas
They all claim they the best they are they've been whether they want to call themselves that or not
They've been the big three. So if y'all are going at each other cool, let's get it off of Mel's working theory about that future
tour hitting Toronto a week after Cool, let's get it. Off of Mel's working theory about that Future tour
hitting Toronto a week after Carabana
that may be the same weekend as OVO Fest,
and we were like, why would you do that?
As I continue to blast Future's second album
and hear the greatness of Metro, Future, and The Weeknd,
it's The Weeknd.
It is.
And you mentioned... It's The Weeknd. You can see it. It's The Weeknd. It is. And you mentioned
It's The Weeknd.
we don't know
who they might be
bringing with them.
It's The Weeknd.
Everyone's gonna look
exactly.
None of them people matter.
Don't matter.
It's The Weeknd.
And listening to this
future album,
I know that Weeknd and Metro
have an album coming
at some point.
That shit,
that second future album
is beautiful.
It keeps getting better.
Continues to get better, what he did there.
But anyway.
That is the one to do it.
If The Weeknd comes out on that Future tour stop,
I have Drake moving at Weeknd.
I don't think he moves to Weeknd.
Hell no.
He's moving to Weeknd.
Hell no. He's moving to Weeknd. Hell no. He's moving the weekend. Hell no.
He's moving the weekend.
Hell no.
He is moving the weekend.
Joe, that's Drake.
That's Drake.
It's Toronto.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't jump on my side now.
If you on that side, stay there, and let's argue it out.
We don't have to just keep repeating ourselves.
Why are y'all saying he would never do that?
That's Drake.
It's Toronto.
He's home.
He's the national.
He's considered like a national fucking treasure.
That's his fucking weekend.
He's the golden boy.
Just to add on to that.
He's a fucking Scorpio.
It's OVO Fest.
It's a staple at this point.
We need that more than we need just one show or one appearance from the weekend.
And the town is going to push all of the marketing
shit. They're going to do whatever these niggas say
to do because this is coming back next year.
Future on Metro ain't coming back next year
on this designated weekend. It's playing
chicken. Alright, so y'all got really weak arguments.
No, no, no. It's playing
fucking chicken. That's what that
is. If he moves his
festival for this fucking concert.
You just added that so stop let me interrupt
because y'all just talking i never said he would be moving moving his festival for this concert
i don't think that would be announced i don't think he would publicly say that
he could know that but the reason it moves will just be something else. Everybody will assume it's because of the concert.
You saying this is a chess play?
This wouldn't be the first time he moved OVO Fest.
But this would be the first time that everybody said
you fucking lost at the Game of Chicken.
You moved it specifically because of this concert on this date.
I don't think there's any shame in that
when you spend as much money and as much manpower
to put this weekend together if the weekend is in town.
Let me reply. Hold up.
Let me reply to all of y'all telling me that that's Drake
and that's his hometown.
I understand that.
But that's the weekend.
So?
It is no so.
Let me just let y'all know real quick.
Let me just let y'all know in case you don't know. It is no so let me just let y'all know real quick let me just let y'all know
in case you don't know
it is no so
one of them do arena tours
and one of them do stadiums
it's very different ballparks
very different
very different
one of them do stadiums
by itself
it's very different ballparks
no it's not different
and the reason why
it's not different
it's not a weekend tour
it's an appearance
from one artist
on someone else's show
in comparison to
an actual event that's curated
not just because of Drake, but because
of a whole city.
It's different. It's not the same thing.
I understand what you're saying. Maybe it's a possible thing.
He's getting out of the weekend's way. I'll say this.
In order for that to happen, they would have to
announce that early. They would have to announce
that not like a surprise.
They have yet to announce dates.
No, they have announced dates.
Tickets are on sale.
They have announced dates.
What are the dates?
We just said it.
That's how we came up with August.
That's how we knew what the date was.
It's August.
It is the exact same date.
The date is August 11th
of the concert.
So it's that weekend.
So it's the 10th and the 11th,
I believe.
Not just that.
It's a future Metro booming show.
It's not a weekend show.
Weekend might make an appearance there, but it's not him.
Dog, the weekend is coming to that show.
We don't have to argue about it.
No, that's cool.
I'm agreeing with you.
And if you know that, the weekend's too big.
You wouldn't promote that now anyway.
You would promote that, and you wouldn't even want to tell Drake that the weekend's doing that.
You would let that out two weeks before.
You would let that out when it was
too late for the other person to do anything about it.
Do you think Drake moves it just so he can
have the reaction to whatever
happens at that concert? Would that be the sole purpose
of moving it so that he can kind of react to whatever
happens at that appearance or he's
moving it for any other reason? If I'm just speculating
you would want to move it to maximize your potential
and if The Weeknd is in town, if it's
not a future, a whole beef going on. If The Week weekend is in town, if it's not a future whole beef going on,
if the weekend is in town
and you're not maximizing
the potential of OVO Festival.
So what's your point
about not letting people know
before two weeks?
Strategically.
I think that's bad strategy.
Yeah, because if people
already bought...
The weekend's too big.
Listen, if people already
bought OVO Festival tickets
and have already...
Haven't been announced yet either.
Huh?
They haven't been announced.
No, I'm just saying,
but if they did, right?
Already buy OVO tickets or
whatever the case may be and already
commit to the festivities from the OVO
Fest, two weeks before the OVO
Fest starts, it's too late. Niggas ain't
got money like that to go take it back and
go buy a future. And not only that. I would think that the
second day of OVO Fest has a greater
turnout the day that there's not a future show
because that's a weekend. That's a whole
weekend. So I could buy tickets to
go see the weekend and I could go to OVO Fest
the next day. Which means there's no reason
for you to move it.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Every once in a while you are a nigga Domus.
You know what I'm saying? Every once in a while
you do be predicting shit. I don't doubt that
the weekend will be on this tour but I'm saying in order for it
to be impactful like you're
saying, it would have had
to have been announced. This is future Metro and The Weeknd
on certain dates featuring The Weeknd.
That would never happen.
That's the only way you move it. That's the only way you can get them to move.
Never have. They're asleep on how big The Weeknd is.
You could just say his name.
The Weeknd is
that nigga. He's that
nigga in Toronto. He's that nigga here.
He's that nigga wherever he goes, 100%.
But so is Drake.
And Drake is not just coming to do a Drake concert.
He's bringing a whole festival there.
It is not the same thing as someone just stepping on the stage as himself.
It's not.
It's part of the GDP.
OVO Fest means way more to the city of Toronto than The Weeknd just doing a show at an arena.
That's debatable.
Okay.
That's debatable with somebody that sells out stadiums.
Okay, cool.
Once.
Once what?
No, listen to what I'm saying.
Every single year they do an OVO Festival.
We don't know the next time Weeknd's coming here.
So I'm not going to sacrifice a yearly event for this.
It speaks more to his point, though,
kind of.
It does.
All I'm saying is,
hey, if he don't move it,
when the Weekend hits that stage,
attendance will be lower
than what it would
if he wasn't there.
That is my only point.
That's possible.
I don't want it to sound like
I'm hating on either one
of these parties.
I mean, then at that point,
it could become a point of Drake wanting to show, hey, here, we're both hometown talent.
Let's see who has to deal with that problem more than the other.
Do you think your star power and your quality here can match up to what I can do?
When I bring Nikki and I bring Wayne and I bring this one and I bring that one and I bring this one.
Now they show my night.
On the day that I know Weekend is coming.
Might look a little light over there.
You're going to need to. You're going to need to.
Yeah, you're going to need to call some friends.
But that's literally what I said because it's like the OVO Fest.
You buy, you don't just buy one day.
You buy the festival ticket.
Girl, you ran from Canada, man, anyway.
Nigga, shut up.
You ran from home.
I said this on the last episode.
You ran from home.
You were just piggybacking off what the fuck I already said.
They bullied you out of home. Child good night. You still got a crib in Canada? the fuck I already said. They bullied you out of home.
You still got a crib in Canada?
I heard about that fight.
They bullied you out of there.
You still got a home over there?
Never came back.
Damn.
I wouldn't go there.
You still got one, though?
Yes, of course.
Just making sure you didn't sell out.
She won't even go back there.
Them girls got us so scared.
Them girls got us petrified.
Her family house.
They kicked you out the family house? She wanted to go back to the Ford house. They paying the deed on it? A family house. They kicked you out of the family house?
They're going back to the Ford house.
They paying the deed on it?
Pay the deed.
You guys are...
Them girls are still over there.
They still over there.
Chill out.
They ain't left yet.
Don't touch me.
Sorry, man.
Chill out.
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we were done on the beef tip, right?
We're all done with beef.
Yes.
No, no, no.
Ross is still cooking.
Yeah.
Ross is still cooking.
Their beef has moved to IG.
Oh, I'm done with the beef because I'm broke.
Yeah.
I'm done with the beef because they are having wealth wars
and that's above my pay grade.
She look crazy.
Once you start clowning people
for how much the empty lot costs
next door to your house,
you clowning niggas' mansions.
You clowning nigga's jet.
You said that shit was a content creator house?
Dog, you went crazy.
How do you shame the guy
out of having a private jet?
By saying,
that was a cargo plane.
No, nigga.
That was funny, but I don't know.
It's still a jet.
No, that's not true.
That ain't true.
No, when you get in that world, hey, the niggas will crack on your little 60-foot yacht.
Get that little paddle boat out of here.
Your little 737.
Niggas will start cracking on you.
Bro said, that shit ain't for humans.
That plane you got.
That shit is from 1978.
1978.
Boeing.
He said, the door going to fall off.
I pray for anybody that's getting on that motherfucker.
Spirit ain't for niggas neither, but niggas are still riding that.
Drake said Ross had the timeshare jet.
Put a wrap on it.
That's funny.
He said, you put a wrap on that shit and take it off when it's them other people's turn
to ride.
See, I don't know how to feel as a fan reading this stuff because I'm not there in this.
I don't see the shame in any of it.
But it is funny at that level.
At that level.
And it's funny hearing somebody talk to Drake like that because niggas don't talk to Drake
like that.
Niggas don't talk to Drake like that.
Niggas don't talk to the boy like that.
No, very few people can.
You're not talking to the boy.
But that's why it's fun because even if you can't, right?
Even if you're lying.
Like, we men, we got pride and penises.
So even if it's some nigga that you shouldn't be talking to a certain way,
you might.
Yeah, so what?
So what?
So what, nigga?
So what? You got a Chevy? I you might. Yeah, so what? So what? Nigga. So what?
You got a Chevy.
I doubt it. I doubt it.
The average nigga
don't know the 78 jet
from the 2023 jet.
He could be lying.
That shit is funny.
I like it.
That shit ain't even for humans.
I like it.
It's fun.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Chicago.
That's what I said.
Nigga said that ain't for humans.
That means you had to put
seats in that shit.
You got crop duster.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What house y'all choose?
Ross or Drake?
Come on, let's get shallow.
Drake's.
Drake?
Nah, nah.
Which one?
No, Ross.
The one, the embassy.
That Ross one.
That Ross crib.
Yeah.
It is called Toronto.
It's going to tell a lot about yourself.
We're talking about Miami.
I'm going to take the Miami one.
You're talking about the house
or the location.
Yo, can y'all please not do
that ADD shit y'all do all the time
Stay right here on the question
Ross's Atlanta crib
Break the embassy
Embassy's a nicer house
I'm going to Ross crib
Evander Holyfield
Legendary raw shit
Shit that was in Coming to America
Just to be clear
Don't say it like Coming to America. Just to be clear. Two. Don't say it like that.
Get my badge.
Coming to America, the second one.
That one.
Just to be clear.
With Lil Duval in those.
Superfly.
Parks.
The Embassy is the one in Toronto?
Yes.
Oh, y'all are fucking tripping.
The fucking Embassy on the bridal...
Y'all are tripping.
It's because you don't know.
You know.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. No. That's another one. No, no, no. That's my you don't know. You know. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
No.
That's my choice.
See what you did?
That's it.
That's it.
That's my choice.
All right.
Why are you staring at me?
So put us on.
No.
You know.
That's my choice.
What is your choice, Joseph?
I'm taking the Toronto house.
Good choice.
She don't point at anybody.
Yeah.
What's your choice, Joseph?
Don't be silly.
Don't be foolish here.
No, I'd pick Miami.
Living in Miami over all of the options.
Well, I'm biased because I don't know what the embassy looks like.
Yes.
Well, it's that one.
It was like the cover of Architectural Digest and all the...
Yeah, it's that.
You want them niggas back.
Can I not offer a compliment?
You ain't fully healed over whatever went on. You know what? He got heated. Can I not offer a compliment? Is it heated marble floors?
You ain't fully healed over whatever went on.
You know what?
Okay, Narrative Nancy.
The fireplace.
Okay, Narrative Nancy.
You try to spin the block.
Drop the ball a little bit.
Fuck you, Wale.
Oh, shit.
Remember the fireplace?
Hey, you think I got my ass set on lights?
It is a beautiful home.
Now, your choice?
Duh.
You saying she dropped the ball?
You know what?
We're talking about something else.
I was asking Joe a question.
I'm sorry.
And why'd you jump in like your name was Joe?
You doing that double chin thing you do?
Yo.
Hey, yo.
Oh, shit. Do I think she dropped the ball? Oh shit
Do I think she dropped
Do I think she dropped
The ball Y'all don't even know what the fuck happened Look at your man Do I think that she dropped the ball
Well
Y'all don't even know what the fuck happened
That's the most hysterical part
But you know what
You told the story before
No I haven't
Well forget about what I think
If you talk about anything that transpired by the microwave
I need y'all to shut the fuck up
No we're not talking about that
Oh what
Mel do you think Do you think that you've ever dropped the ball I need y'all to shut the fuck up. No, no, no. We're not talking about that. Oh, what?
Mel, do you think that you've ever dropped a ball?
Yes, once.
But not with that situation.
Wait, once?
Once.
You think you dropped a ball one time?
One time. You heard what she said, nigga?
All right, what does drop the ball mean?
It means that...
Don't hold us hostage.
Okay, okay. Don't hold us hostage Okay
Okay
Don't be nervous
It means that
I didn't
Truly understand
What was in front of me
80 of them things
What was in front of me
That's a
It was that
It was that energy drink
Oh shit One time It was that energy drink. And shit.
One time.
One time.
And you know what?
You're such a little fucking instigator because you even know who it is.
That's the crazy part.
Why you throwing him in it?
When we have like our real hard thoughts.
You say who it is.
Like, I feel like I hold it down when it comes to you.
You do hold it.
Like, I be knowing and I hold it down. You do hold it is. Like, I feel like I hold it down when it come to you. You do hold it. Like, I be knowing, and I mean, I hold it down.
You do hold it down.
But it would, nobody in this room other than him, because he knows, because I told him,
y'all would never figure it out.
You would think it was the most obvious person, and I would be like, nah.
I'm just asking when we go to cheerleaders.
No, no, no.
But no, you said that up here you've made mention to that.
The one that got away?
Yeah, basically.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We've had the conversation.
You said that that was your one that got away.
And you can't get him back?
No.
So you dropped several balls.
No, it's too different.
The one that got away, that wasn't really a choice.
Oh, I got it.
I see what you're saying.
That really wasn't a choice.
And it wasn't. It was. Oh, I got it. I see what you're saying. That really wasn't a choice. And it wasn't...
It was just...
It was really fucking
terrible timing.
Don't weaponize the topic.
Terrible timing.
Don't weaponize the topic.
Just pod great.
I see what you're doing.
I mean, at least
she can...
At least she acknowledged it.
Listen, I'll deep dive
with him, too.
That's the crazy part.
Oh.
You know I will. He'll run. Oh, shit. What's the crazy part. Oh. You know I will.
He'll run.
Oh, shit.
What?
Never, nigga.
Never.
My man will never run.
Don't instigate.
That's all you ever do.
Don't.
Watch your fucking mouth
talking about my man.
All you do is run.
You'll tap his foot.
You'll deep dive on camera right now?
No, he's tapping his foot
because he's anxious.
Because he runs.
He's anxious to bust ass.
No, he's scared.
Are you dumb?
He's tapping his foot.
No, I'm going to mute up.
No, because if I do,
he'll be running. I don't edit nothing. He's scared of me. Let's Patreon. He tapped his foot. No, I'm going to mute up. No, because if I do, he'll be running.
I don't edit nothing.
He's scared of me.
All right, let's get.
Let us shoot.
Watch what we're going to do.
Let us shoot.
I'm ignoring.
This nigga won't bring his podcast genius out on me.
Fuck out of here, nigga.
You know.
Come on.
That's what I'm saying.
It's me.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, you knew he was going to do this?
Yeah, get in the Flintstone car.
Well, my. Get right in the Flintstone car. Well, my!
Get right in the Flintstone.
Get the feet.
Get the feet.
Get the feet.
Get the feet.
Mel, just on the strip of journalistic integrity, right?
Do you think it's possible for someone 48, single, with no kids,
to have only dropped the ball or is that what we're saying?
Drop the ball one time.
In my perception, in my, you know, from my perspective of my own life.
Yes, that's that's the way that I feel.
That's one time.
Yes, that is the way that I feel.
I only dropped the ball one time.
OK, and I stand on that.
Mm hmm.
All right.
What else?
But other people may say you might have dropped it numerous times.
Perspective is a motherfucker.
Perspective, that's peace.
People do lack perspective.
Yes, I am one of them.
You know what?
I'm on your side.
Just wait till we get to the micro.
I'm on your side.
I'm a fucker.
I'm on your side.
There do be lack of perspective.
Deadass, on game.
On game.
There's two type of drop the ball.
Alright, forget it.
There's two types. Did y'all see why Carl Winslow was trending? Yes. Dead ass. On game. On game. There's two type of drop the ball. All right, forget it. There's two types.
Did y'all see why Carl Winslow was trending?
Yes.
Yes.
I did.
And I don't want to see it anymore.
What happened with Carl?
Shit.
What happened to...
You know I hit...
Is there a legend?
You know he got a clip.
You know I hit bookmark.
You think I ain't hit bookmark?
That's part of my...
I read it first and I said, all right, what are y'all talking about?
It can't be that. And then I went and listened. All right. He fucked Carl Winslow. I ain't hit bookmark? That's part of my... I read it first and I said, what are y'all talking about?
It can't be that.
Then I went and listened.
All right.
He fucked Carl Winslow.
Did he?
See, when Diddy fucked Carl Winslow, we was at the party and we just chilling and shit
like that.
He messed up my childhood when he told me that.
Everybody know me, right?
Right.
I'm a goofy nigga.
I'm funny and stuff like that.
I hear a nigga just wearing out some shit. I'm like,
huh? Like hearing that, I'm like, on six
who's wearing this bitch out?
Kicking the door.
Kicking the door. Nigga, I seen
I looked, I seen Carl Winslow
putting his head up.
Ain't that the father from Family Mass?
No way.
I love a podcast.
The dad.
I swear to God, 200. Maybe we'll podcast. The dad. The dad. The dad.
I swear to God.
Dead homies.
They blew a crib.
So when I see that.
One dead homies.
So who's typing?
Diddy?
Yeah, Diddy was.
So when I see that, cuz, right?
Diddy came back and he was telling me, he was like, it's nothing more enjoyable than
having a man do something for some money.
I'm going to say that's crazy.
Oh, no, that's what.
Nah, dog.
He bought that?
He bought that car?
He bought that ass, yo.
Yo, Diddy got some wild taste.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, yo.
Ladies.
Yo.
Okay.
All right.
That nigga taste is crazy.
Yo, you still going to go?
I was thinking the same thing, E. I was like,
his taste is all over the place.
That's the problem, booze.
Disgusting.
Yo, y'all look.
You don't like his taste?
Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck about his taste.
You could say that.
You said it was wild, though.
But lead with that.
It tasted crazy?
But lead with I don't give a fuck about his taste.
You can't walk down a block.
I mean, all right.
No, all jokes aside.
Never. Let's just say Diddy is gay,, all right. All jokes aside. Never.
Let's just say Diddy is gay, right?
Let's just say it.
Okay.
Right?
For the sake of argument.
Cool.
Yeah.
Carl Winslow is a wild pickup on the gay side.
That could be his bag.
You got Cassie right here.
It's one look on the straight side, and then your gay side is Carl Winslow?
You gotta get a better gay look.
If I thought... Wow.
Did you hear me?
Wow.
I'm sorry.
If I thought that we could
speak honestly on this podcast,
I would engage with you.
Yes, he is.
Carl Winslow's dad?
Carl Winslow,
he's not here anymore.
You sure?
Yes, he's on the line.
Oh, my bad.
He's on the line. I thought my bad. He's on the line.
I thought he was still here.
You have to apologize about your true feelings.
I mean, that's how you feel about the nigga.
All right, now listen.
Let's have the talk.
Did everybody here watch Family Matters?
Of course.
Carl Winslow's not dead, nigga.
Thank you.
He's not dead.
Thank you. He's not dead. Thank you.
He's a lot easier.
You talking about the dad from Fresh Prince?
Oh, shit.
That's James Avery.
Carl Winslow's alive.
You sick fucks.
He just took my article and just killed another person.
Yeah.
You killed Eddie?
You want a K for that nigga?
So did he for Skelly.
Hey, yo, I'm going to fuck you up.
That's your nigga.
You gave him the benefit of the doubt, but I'm alive and Carl. Carl Winslow is alive. He's 71. And he for sure. Hey, I'm going to fuck you up. That's it. You gave him the benefit of the doubt by unaliving Carl.
Carl Winslow is alive.
He's 71.
And he's gay.
That nigga doing good.
All right, good.
So did he confirm it?
No, my God.
Oh, my God.
There was no confirmation.
Boy, no, he is gay.
No, he's gay.
Carl Winslow's gay.
Yes, he is.
No, that I know.
Oh, no, you knew he was gay.
You know he's gay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Carl Winslow.
As was.
Okay.
He paid for that, Carl, boy.
Okay.
Everybody here watch Family Matters.
Yes.
So you seen Carl at his peak, in his prime?
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
Did you know he was gay?
No idea.
Just learned it.
I was today years old. No, I knew for quite some time. No, I knew for a while. He-hmm. Did you know he was gay? No idea. Just learned it.
I was today years old.
Nah, I knew for quite some time.
Nah, I knew for a while. He came out a while ago.
You couldn't tell by how he kept showing up to fix his kids' problems?
I was nine years old or some shit.
What the hell was this?
Like straight men.
Yo, stop, son.
Straight men, don't.
They abandon their kids.
Yo.
Eddie, get the fuck out of here.
Abort, abort, abort mission.
Stop. I'd have been dumb, Eddie. Eddie, get the fuck out of here. Abort, abort, abort mission. Stop. I'd have been dumped, Eddie.
Eddie was bullshit.
Eddie, get your fucking Jerry Curran ass the fuck out of here.
Wow.
Yeah, I'd have been left him.
Holy shit, but anyway.
Yeah, Carl Winslow showing up to the pool hall with his own pool stick.
Oh, with his pool stick?
Doing all the, dog, dog.
Now.
Oh shit.
Wasn't that? That's not. That's Uncle Phil. That dog. Now. Oh, shit. What not?
That's not.
That's Uncle Phil.
That's Uncle Phil.
Yo, why did you kill these two niggas?
I'm going to hit the two niggas up, bro.
But he was gay, too, so I get it.
Hold on one second here.
Uncle Phil was gay?
Yes.
Wait, what's the difference between showing up to the pool hall with your own pool stick
and showing up to the bowling alley with your own ball?
One is a stick.
It's a stick.
And the other one is a ball.
What does that mean? What does that do? I know. Please translate. What's the difference. And the other one is a ball. What does that mean?
What does that do?
I know.
Please translate.
What's the difference?
Did you ever see In Too Deep?
Oh, God.
No.
Did you ever see In Too Deep?
LL Cool J?
No.
The pool table scene?
No.
Macai Pfeiffer?
No, I never saw that.
Did you know Wayne Brady was gay?
Wait, I'm just telling y'all.
He's a pan.
That was not Macai Pfeiffer in In Too Deep.
I'm only saying that because Kanye West said it.
Okay, but they'll roast me, so.
Anyway, what I'm saying to y'all is
sometimes you've had a girl that was fine.
Mm-hmm.
But still, that f***ing a** in the corner
shot some lips on her.
There's something about that bitch over there.
Oh, God. Joe, you can't say
that. Write it down.
Write it down.
What the fuck?
That bitch.
Please put something over his mouth.
All I'm saying is, even while you're
with your fine-ass girl,
that bitch.
If you catch me at the right time, I would stick my dick in Fine ass girl. We looking like something? Yo.
If you catch me at the right time. At 2.30.
I would stick my dick in.
I would do it.
At 2.30, Bertha could get.
Big mama.
It'd be the right time.
Big mama.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They do something sexy.
That might catch you out.
Yeah.
It'd be the right moment.
Damn, look at all that.
Look at all that.
Look at all that leg.
That shit like a fucking turkey leg. Chicken bone. She cleaned a chicken bone real good. Look at all that leg. That shit like a fucking turkey leg.
Chicken bone.
Tyrannosaurus chicken bone.
So you're saying Carl was looking like something that night.
Listen, on some shit, if I'm on a Quaalude, if I'm on a Molly, the good Molly,
now before they stepped on it, and Carl just there free roaming around the party,
nothing to do, ain't nobody talking to him.
Sashay that thing up. Ain't nobody even talking to Carl. Carl free roaming around the party, nothing to do. Ain't nobody talking to Carl. Sashay that thing up.
Ain't nobody even talking to Carl.
Carl free.
Everybody busy.
If I feel like there's a room or a closet nearby real quick
that you could pull the f***ing girl in
that just been dying to suck a dick,
come on, you know the girl, the f***ing girl,
the f***ing girl that been dying to suck a dick.
But all the dicks are busy.
So you got to go to the barber chair
where he ain't the best barber,
but you need a cut. Oh, man oh man maybe one to gargle some dick so yeah you pull them in the room real quick and then you're going about your business and act like you never met him never talked to him
before never had a relationship that's mad amani joe what the fuck is wrong he wilding son he also
you know he also yeah i said something wrong you got a salacious mind today son wait i'm saying Your face. Joe, what the fuck is wrong? He wildin', son. You're buggin' out. He also, yeah.
I said something wrong?
Salacious.
You got a salacious mind today, son.
Wait, I'm saying something wrong?
Yes.
Niggas ain't never took that one.
Oh, we not to.
All right.
No, no, no.
Got it.
No, no, no.
Hold up.
Bottom of the knife, niggas ain't never.
It's the way you described it, of course.
Oh, all right.
I was just going to make sure we were talking truth.
Bottom of the knife, front of the first.
The difference is.
No, no, no.
Top of the first.
Hey, Joe, no.
That's how it is.
Top of the first?
At least wait till the 7-Eleven stretch.
Imani, I wouldn't sleep all those compound times at 3 AM
when the gate would open.
Oh, you said that three AM.
Chill out.
I ain't never brought nothing through that would have been
like, ah, you walking the fuck out.
I'm just telling you, I wouldn't sleep all the time
when the gate would open.
You and Ice.
There was never Carl Winslow-esque.
I'm just telling y'all that my window
saw the fix.
I could peek right out
and see, look at these names.
Not the first inning. You might have
caught a seven inning stretch.
The fact that y'all know what
inning is appropriate to fuck the
tells me that y'all understand what I'm saying.
I get what you're saying.
I can see a nigga bending fucking Carl
over. A Diddy party
would never be a seven inning stretch
for him. And Carl
was a cop too, right? So it's power dynamics.
Oh shit. Hey officer.
You think he came with the outfit? Hey officer.
Bring them handcuffs. And that nightstick.
Yo dawg. Yo.
You niggas play a dangerous game, son.
What?
You guys are playing a dangerous game.
You flirting with gay up here, right?
You be flirting with gay.
Didn't y'all say that
give the best head?
Why y'all think it don't apply to
I never said that.
All right.
I never said that.
I never said that.
It said that.
Hey, hey.
Hey, are you tickled?
Yo!
What the f***?
They got their breathe different than their lungs. Yo, y'all just y'all don't ask this. Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Y'all wouldn't be caught yo Joe. No no Lifestyle if you were into an alternative lifestyle Carl ain't a bad piece of bacon. We can't think exactly we don't
Did you not just hear me say you don't explore?
Like it's a wild different and I can see him doing a little dance with some lingerie or you'll do whatever I said
Call and do whatever I tell me do. Hey nigga spin around some more get dizzy
Carl gonna do whatever I tell him to do Hey nigga spin around some more get dizzy
So that means you'll take down
Hold on Joe that means you'll take down Lizzo
That means you'll take down Lizzo
I wouldn't take down Carl
I'm not into that
But I understand where at a party
You grab the
That's roaming around that's also
Off the quaaludes like you
And yeah come here real quick
What year are we talking about with the Quaaludes, though?
Well, it ain't got to be Quaaludes.
Some niggas still got some.
Nah, ain't no more Quaaludes, man.
Nah, them Quaaludes is gone.
They got, they got,
them shit is gone.
Some niggas still got some.
Well, they got the fucking,
they got the signature version.
Spanish fly.
So tie to Acme.
They got Spanish fly.
Acme want to show you
the signature version of everything.
Nigga, move.
I want the real version of Kleenex.
Not signatures Kleenex.
Yo, signature, yo, they getting too much money.
They getting a lot of money.
Can I tell y'all about something that I found out that luxury apartment buildings are doing now that was totally unbeknownst to me but is really smart when you think about it?
Yes.
Just talking to a friend of mine.
Mm-hmm.
And they're moving. And they're moving.
And they're moving into a luxury high-rise building.
And they have a dog.
And they started to tell me about how
before they move into the building,
they have to provide a poop specimen
from their dog
so that if at any point
you do not pick up
your dog's shit,
the building can identify
exactly who it is.
Keeping some dookie on file
is crazy.
While I wanted to rebel
against that idea,
that is genius
if I've ever heard it.
That's genius.
Especially if it's a big fine too Yeah
That is
It's the DNA
It's the DNA
The boy that's gonna be a fine
If you keep leaving it
It's gonna add up
Yeah that's crazy
True
I'm not mad at that
I was blown away by that
But it was so innovative
To me
They would get me
See that's why I have a dog
I see the correlation
You would get me a pig
Yeah
Huh
You just let Harlan go outside, man.
Fuck it, I'll pay.
It's three in the morning, my nigga.
I didn't put a leash on my dogs.
So, I mean, picking up shit.
And now I see the white people when that dog
stopped. The dog stopped right in front of my house
like, you know, I'm watching.
The dog could see you up there.
The dog
come right to my yard.
The white person be trying to take him somewhere.
That nigga.
Nope, right here.
That leash.
Right here, nigga.
Pissing and shitting in front of Joe Budden's house.
Now pick it up.
His grass.
Clean that up, man.
Sometimes I see the white person pull a bag out their pocket
and just, you know what?
Never mind.
I need this bag.
It's my last bag.
And I be in the balcony just, you piece of shit. You don't yell at him? I yell at him. I yell this bag. It's my last bag. And I'd be in the balcony just, you piece of shit.
Yo, y'all at him?
I'd yell at him.
I'd yell at him.
Hey, y'all.
Yo, fam, fam.
Come on, fam.
No, don't do that because you're going to play yourself.
I got too much pride to play myself.
I'm going to yell at you from up here.
The second you say something aggressive, I can't get to you in time.
I'm up here.
Hey, yo, man.
You in that door, man.
Suck my dick, Joe, buddy.
Now I got to put sweatpants on
Cause I was out here
Naked in the first place
I was out here
Breaking the law
Now I gotta get dressed
Find my Uggs
Run downstairs
And you still gonna pick it up
Yeah no I'm not
I'm not doing that
And you can't jib
Over the balcony
That poop specimen shit
Was great
That's genius
I ain't gonna hold you
I never heard of that
What is those shits
On your foot
Yeah I meant to ask
Cause you flaunting them shits I thought it? Yeah, I meant to ask. Yeah, we've been staring at them.
Because you flaunting them shits.
I thought it was socks.
Don't tell me I'm flaunting something.
That was crazy.
You flaunting them.
How far up the leg do they go?
Mm.
I mean, I'm just curious.
Mm.
This nigga is different.
What do you like to know?
This is an idiot, yo.
I'm curious.
No, no.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck? He got the thigh-heisies. Fucking thigh- idiot, yo. I'm curious. No, no. Oh, shit. What the fuck?
They got the thigh Yeezys.
Fucking thigh eyes.
What?
Yeezys?
They got the thigh Yeezys.
Thigh Yeezys.
Thigh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, these are the Kanye socks.
Oh, shit.
These are the Kanye socks.
Sock shoes.
The Yeezy park.
They comfortable?
It's a sock.
These are the greatest things to hit the planet.
Really?
For me.
How long ago did you order them?
Because I still ain't got mine.
You ordered them too?
Hell yeah.
That nigga Kanye out there is just genius.
That nigga dropped everything on the site for $20.
I was like, even if it don't come.
We ordered these, I want to say, two and a half months ago.
Nigga made some Bruce Lee joints, added a little lymph to them, He called it a day. I don't want to do that to his creation
only because
I have tried on
the sock
from every company.
Okay.
From Bottega
to fucking,
they all got one.
Doce and Gabbana got one.
Everybody got one.
This thing
is like heaven on my foot.
Really?
The way it's designed,
because the bottom bends
and most of them don't. Like there's a space here. It looks like you're supposed to like swim in them. There's a space there. on my foot. Really? The way it's designed, because the bottom bends,
and most of them don't, like there's a space here.
It looks like you're supposed to like swim in them
shits or something.
There's a space there.
Most of them, it's just all one piece.
It's like scuba shoes.
Most of them is one piece, so it fucks your foot up.
But I could bend my feet.
I could do like, these are the support down here.
Sound like I'm doing an ad, but the man
does have a gift for footwear.
Is it warm? Could, could you wear it
on a little...
You can't wear it outside.
...windier day?
They're made for outside.
For real?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
These are not made to be...
That looks like a slipper.
...to wear indoors.
No.
Could you hoop in them?
Yo, Akeem,
you come out there
with the warm shorts.
Young niggas are gonna...
Snatch your fucking ankles off. Yo, you will be on every blog site in America. If you come out there with the long shorts, young niggas are going to start.
Snatch your fucking ankles off. Yo, you will be on every blog site in America.
I would not try to hoop in these.
But these shits feel like a cloud on your foot.
Okay.
If you into the sock type shit, yeah, yeah.
No, it's nice.
And I wasn't trying to flaunt them.
I just normally sit like this.
I ain't like that.
That was a shot.
I'm going to get you back later.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else we got?
That's crazy, son.
Anything?
Music.
We didn't cover any of the rest of the music I dropped.
We talked about Taylor Swift.
We did.
Nicki put the remix out for Fuck This Club.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Remix features Travis, Chris Brown, and Sexy and she delivered with this one man I
gotta do it man fuck Bitch, I made a wish last night, I think it was a Scheme at some Oakley's on my eyes, I'm undercover
I can fly to Nishi nights, I'm back with a model
The coast, the beach, I'm gon' sell like a boat
I payin' a fee and a price, that's my lil' freak, she buy it
She got a lil' baby that won't stay tonight
I'm sinkin' my teeth, she's seekin' advice
I'm tryin' to record, gotta send my phone and rise
I got a lock in with that bitch
She done fell in love with me, jumped on that head first
She gon' think I popped the pill, cause I fucked her till she burst
Yeah, let me see you work, and you twerk, and you squirt
All this money on me since I hit the club and get alert
Fuck the club, fuck the club, fuck the club, fuck the club
Fuck the club, fuck the club, fuck the club, fuck the club
I just fucked on O.F. and I hope I don't get caught
I just fucked an influencer, turned her to a thot
She just took a Tesla before she gave me time
Her boyfriend is a heckler, begging her to stop
Fuck the club, Upsleeves, Mix, Nicki Minaj
Still working her album
That came out months ago
On the international leg
Of her tour
Still remixing
Still gag city and shit
What do we think?
Fire
I gotta hear this outside
I have to hear this outside
What do you think?
This shit sounded
Any one of them little young ladies
With a nice little figure
Could get a couple dollars
Out of me on this one
And yo, Ice,
let me apologize too.
Chris Brown is...
Him.
Let me just apologize.
Get out the way.
Yeah, no doubt.
My bias was because of Usher.
I grew up with Usher.
I understand.
But Chris Brown is 100%.
Him.
Elite.
Past elite.
I forgot that he can do that.
I forgot that he can rap.. I forgot that he can do everything
Draw yeah, he did he reminded you night it reminds you ever mind him sometimes that's all some time
I like that like that he told me that privately, you know, once the 1111 deluxe drop he was all right
You right? Yeah, that's fine. Um, we also have new lucky day
That was fine.
We also have New Lucky Day.
Lucky Day.
This record is called Hurricane.
H-E-R-I-C-A-N-E.
Sounds like an MGMT record a little bit.
Yeah, for sure. I'm not a typical.
I'm not a typical.
Late night car wash.
You gotta have a car wash.
If I missed this moment, I'd be pissed off.
Every time you hold me around, do you catch the love?
All I got, tell me the feeling is you're the love.
Way too Bruno here's this in the casino.
Oh, it's going up.
70 million on black. 70 million on black 70 million on black
All of it to the table
Let it ride
Let it ride
Just let it ride
I take it to the top floor
Baby
If you want it, let me know
Hold on
Just ride
What you wanna do?
I'll tell you through midnight
Let it rain, let it rain
To the side, to the side
Oh, let it rain
Boy, that record would've won.
Diamond in the compound.
Fire.
It's true.
He's like that artist where anything,
he could sing Mary Had a Little Lamb,
and I'm purchasing it.
You interrupted our compound story from Mary Had a little lamb and I'm I'm purchasing it you interrupted our compound story for Mary had a little lamb
continue I'm sorry she's talking about the compound and what we'd had them young things doing younger
she might have wanted to wear the fleece what we'd had them younger things doing and the Daisy Dukes doing
that's what we talking about you talking about Mary and a lamb continue then we talking about freak shit at the compound
I was talking about my love for lucky day but continue we talking about what
happens when you got to turn the pool light on and the sun went down that's what we talking about freak shit at the combine. I was talking about my love for Lucky Day, but continue. We talking about what happens when you got to turn the pool light on and the sun went down.
That's what we talking about.
That's what we talking about.
Continue.
I will step back.
What happened about Marietta?
The night pool?
Yeah.
We talking about when somebody had to make that second run to the liquor store.
Second and third.
We ran out.
Nah, you had to go to the after hours spot.
What you talking about?
Yeah, the after hours spot to pick up some liquor to bring back.
Yeah, we talking about when-
Corey, you reminiscing over there? I hear you. What are you talking about? Yeah, the after-hours spot to pick up some liquor to bring back. Yeah, we talking about when everybody leaves the outdoor portion,
and we can go upstairs with a little silk, a little 112 playing.
You know what I mean?
With the fucking Tiki lights.
Now, your friend could come, too.
Okay.
We talking about spending nine hours at a pool party,
picking out the finest things there, and then asking everyone else to leave.
Hey, the finest 30s stay right here.
Finest 30s stay for after hours.
I'm sorry.
Hey, we telling a story right now.
We reminiscing.
I hurt your feelings.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Not a condom in sight.
Okay, okay.
We reminiscing right now.
Okay, I take it back.
Mary had a little lamb.
I take it back.
Mary had a little lamb.
Okay, keep going.
Would you say this?
Not a condom in sight.
I had a baby.
Some condiments maybe.
Salutes to the compound days.
Hey, catch up on shit, dude.
Yeah, you the still been in the pool 2 a. ketchup and shit, dude. That's what she told me.
You would have still been in the pool 2 a.m.
The only one.
Only one, 2 a.m.
Unless you're still swimming, waiting for somebody.
You know what's funny?
But you would have had a great time.
She'd have had a blast.
I'm sure I would have.
I am happy.
And if she stopped talking about us like some escort lusting just heathens,
then she could open her mind to maybe having a good time with us.
Can we keep it a buck?
Yes. If Mel was at
one of them pool parties.
Oh, that's a fex.
Both sticking him up.
Both sticking him up.
Mel was at the pool party.
Oh my God.
And if Ish was there?
Ish.
Kel?
I see, I see.
It would have been a good time.
It would have been a great time.
It was a great time, though.
Good times.
But to Lucky Day,
Lucky Day 100% is my new favorite
current R&B artist of the past five,
whatever years we can say.
Amazing.
Almost anything he does,
letting his voice to his fire.
And it sounds like James Fauntleroy-esque type of record.
I like hearing him on that style.
I like the Bruno joint,
but I don't really want to hear him on that type of shit.
This, to me, sounds a little more the bag he should be in.
I agree.
I totally agree with that.
I was about to call you Dick Ryder, but then I agreed.
That's both of us.
A little car wash.
And Lucky Day came to perform at the pool party.
Come on, stop.
Yo, stop playing with us, man, when we had the stage built over there by the grass.
I missed that one.
Had a stage built?
That was a good one.
I heard.
I heard it was a good one.
You know what I mean?
And that's before they really knew who Lucky Day was.
But if you knew, you knew.
So all the neo soul chicks was fucking pussy was just
throbbing.
Them neo soul chicks.
Whoa. That is a rim shot. Stop Neo Soul chicks won't.
Stop it.
Leave her alone.
But that's what I was saying.
Earthy mouth.
The Neo Soul women be with a night bag.
What?
With a night bag. A week bag.
That's sage?
Yeah, please.
Come on.
She done woke up in the morning.
What happened?
What happened with her last night?
I hear her right back up.
And we be like, yo, she still here?
Stumbling out the house.
Talking about what we doing today?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Waiting for you to get out.
You know what I mean?
Yo.
Fucked up, bro.
Can I tell y'all that If y'all didn't know
Mel is my favorite person
On the podcast
To joke with
Because she takes a joke
Better than anybody
On the podcast
I can tell
Just so y'all know that
She does
Thank you
Like people be getting mad
For her
Cause y'all motherfuckers
Are funny
Mel takes a better joke
Than the rest of us
She does
She does
When I go home
It bothers me sometimes
I'm a man
I'm like damn
Y'all it's kinda fucked up
Yeah then I just gotta Come hit her harder the next time.
Oh yeah, you trying to figure some other shit? You take him well, huh?
Who takes the joke the worst? Ice got better too. Hopefully.
It's whole Jordan flying off. Alright, come on. What else? What else we got?
He always ask questions in style. Let me tell y'all,
I got to tell y'all
something real quick.
The fellas here,
of course,
can at some point relate.
I'm in this piece.
So I took my daughter
for the first time
to get a,
took her to the hair salon
to get her hair done.
I'm trying to,
we ain't got our nails done.
We did a whole pampering shit.
Tricking.
Tricking.
Hey.
He can't take his daughter out without
a few tricks.
Get them nails right.
Better me.
But,
so the hairstylist
young lady,
you know,
she's being cordial,
having conversation.
I think we're sitting.
We're sitting?
We're sitting.
I didn't expect that either.
It was a new spot.
I didn't know anything.
You took it to the Dominicans.
Yeah.
So anyway, she get the...
Oh, that's peace then, I guess.
I see, I see.
Listen, I want to get my daughter's hair done.
By the Dominicans.
She got a blowout?
Yeah.
That's where you go.
Got to get it right.
Got to get it right.
Not to the blacks.
Yo, can he tell the story, please?
What the fuck?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Ice go ahead I'm gonna punch you in your fucking neck stop so I wanted to ask y'all
leave her alone
when
you know
you got your kid
and
young lady
just being inquisitive
what's the inquisition
I was a mom
and you know
they just started talking to you
who
no
you know
I don't have none of those conversations
oh okay she ain't around right now she in the rehab Who? No. You know. I don't have none of those conversations.
Oh, okay.
She ain't around right now.
She in the rehab.
Wait, you throw your wife in the rehab?
Oh, shit.
I'm making some whole other shit.
I act like I can't hear.
Yo, you know what's so crazy?
My lie be totally different.
What?
They be like, yo, we mad cored you and all that just to seem like I'm a better man than I am. I'll be running up and telling them, I can't stand you for that.
Oh, man.
Bitch, you can't.
You can't throw your life.
It's a rehab.
It's a joke, my nigga.
Nigga won't say anything.
Nigga, man.
Nigga say anything.
Nigga be like, yo, it's me and her.
You know.
Just out here.
It's fucked up.
Hold it on.
We just had a week ago.
That's why we here.
I'm trying to make her feel better.
Oh, shit.
Listen, every once in a while,
I'm, you know, the wing woman.
I'm going to put Facebook on my phone.
I'm going to put Facebook on my phone.
There you go, Gracie.
Oh, shit.
Oh, s***.
We just out here
doing what we can
trucking along
staying afloat
oh man
this nigga
crazy
she was funny though
that's all
so wait
so that came up
that came up
yeah
cause they be like
oh you know
cause I'm like
it's her first time
man what's the thing
sitting bro
so she's asking
just being inquisitive
that's all
came up
I was just asking the fellas if y'all have been in a situation, even if it's somebody talking to you about your son.
We've all been in a situation.
Have y'all been in a situation where a young lady trying to shoot, but she's asking, trying to see what it look like.
What have y'all done?
I'm fucked.
What you talking about, nigga? I'm joking. I'm joking about it. Wait, right then, it's alarm?
I'm just being silly.
You sick fuck.
I'll be back in the office.
Stupid nigga.
Act like you left something, come back to see what you said, but just throw it in the
car.
Hold up.
I left something.
I left my phone charger.
Oh yeah, now once I strap this little guy in the car and come back, oh no, it's all
ready for war.
We ready for war now.
He safe.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. Oh, yeah. Now, once I strap this little guy in the car and come back,
oh, no.
We ready for war now.
He safe.
I got the AC on.
Yeah.
This nigga stupid.
Nah, stop, because now y'all reminding me of the girl.
Y'all, oh, it's not funny.
Nah, go ahead now, though, good boy.
Come on.
Yo, when we going to really have a real talk about bitches? Oh, shit. Come on. When we gonna really have a real talk about bitches?
Oh, shit.
Come on.
So the girl left her eight-year-old
and her six-year-old in the crib
and went on a trip.
Oh, yeah, but she deleted that.
She left, no, not Dre.
Oh, my bad.
Y'all are crazy.
No, wait, hold on.
Somebody else?
There was another story
About something like that too
So
That's what you talk about
No
The ending is terrible
A woman had left for died
Oh I'm not talking about
Nobody died in my story
Yeah no
Okay
Somebody died in my story
He's not talking about that one
The lady I'm talking about
Just went on a cruise
And left the oldest kid
With a phone
So they could communicate
And the cop said
That she was communicating
with them like
how to cook a meal,
like just how to take care of yourself.
So the neighbors
called for a wellness check.
Cops come over there.
They said it smelled like piss,
feces.
It just was nasty in there.
Took the kids, I think,
to the aunt or relative's house
or just somebody else's house
and they arrested them all.
As they should. Yeah, they them all. As they should.
Yeah, they should have.
As they should.
What?
You on a singles cruise
getting your back bust out,
little man in there
making oodles and noodles
with the hot water.
Do they become desperate?
I be thinking about
them shits like that.
How desperate do you come?
It be us.
We just got the game.
Hey, we can leave them kids.
They be fine.
Like, niggas.
You're the same family that the people came and got them and took them to, you could have
just asked them to watch while you went on the cruise.
But they tied our shit.
Well, because she always asking them to watch.
Yeah, they tied our shit.
No, nigga.
I'm not watching these badass kids for the week.
What if your eight-year-old got skipped?
To my school?
Yeah, like, what if?
So he real smart?
He ain't one of them advanced eight-year-olds. He ain't really eight. Yeah, like, what if he was smart? He was an advanced
eight-year-old.
He ain't really eight.
He really like 10.
What if you got
an eight-year-old
that be holding shit
down in the crib, though?
I'm going to keep
it a button.
It'll be the FaceTime
now if I ever see you.
Y'all never seen
a little eight, nine-year-old
that hold it down?
I was a little independent
at eight, nine years old.
I was too, but
as I'm listening to y'all,
I'm like, damn,
what type of eight-year-old
was day one? And I'm thinking about, nigga, my mom, how old is she?
Nigga, my mom was in the street.
But niggas ain't calling on us.
We held it down.
We held it down differently.
We held it down differently.
First of all, we on a cruise.
My older brother, no, stop.
My mom didn't do that.
Watch him out.
I'm not saying she did.
I'm saying, no, nigga, that's not happening.
But my older brother was five years older than me. What are we talking about?
So if I was nine, he was 14.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
And then my aunt lived in the house.
Oh, you good.
She's good.
You good, yeah.
And I just doubt you knew not to open that door for that wellness check either.
Yeah.
Don't open no fucking door.
What's wrong with you?
She probably won't day ask when she got that door.
Now you got me jammed up.
Yo, black parents are crazy.
Black parents.
Now you got me open the fucking door.
Ice, black parents are crazy.
We had diapers.
I didn't know you was
in here by yourself, huh?
How they know?
Yeah, how they know?
Black parents are the only
parents that whoop your ass
after ACS leave.
It's the craziest shit.
They come,
get the fuck out.
I thought they was
going to stay with you.
You want to be
called a diapers, huh?
Okay.
Yo, I never said.
Now you talk.
I threatened my mom
one time when I was younger
not knowing no better.
Yo, you in that fucking yellow belt you keep pulling out.
Next time you're pulling out, I'm calling Dyfus on you.
And all she did was explain to me what it was going to come do, which was take me to somebody else's house.
Yeah, that's scary.
Way worse.
Let me tell you.
I almost want to call my mother.
One time, they gave you the little sticker and shit in school.
Put the number up so you can remember it
I said, I'm a call
Here call, but let me tell you what's gonna happen sure no, they gonna come get you I'm fine
I'll be alright and you can't come back
And if you threaten again, I'm gonna make you call
They came some psychological warfare type shit, but shit bro I gave so much trouble
They came to my crib
They came to my crib before
They was at the right house
They was at the right house
The neighbors in the window like yes finally
They came to my crib
I was stealing shit I was doing mad shit
How old was you at this time?
They came twice
They came twice I was giving this way his whole life. They came twice.
They came twice.
I was giving trouble.
I was like-
The first time, how old?
The first time, about nine.
Nine years old, they came.
Did they have a lot of stickers in your class, too?
No.
I was in advanced class when I was younger.
All right, that's me.
But I was just-
You had the big stickers.
No, I didn't have the big stickers.
The big stars?
Oh, wait.
Wait, who's in the advanced class The big stars? Oh, wait.
Wait, who's in the waiting class in the back?
Oh, hey, Vance, you was on the waiting list
to join the regular class.
I was the only one.
I'm like, nah, we got to get him back.
Nah, he could color within the lines.
He already did.
No, for real, when I was younger,
I was in all the top classes when I was younger.
I don't know what happened.
Yo, stop telling us the truth.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I lied.
Yes, but.
There we go.
Watch your fucking mouth, nigga.
Watch your mouth.
Go stop.
They came to my crib,
and when my mom showed them the letters that I got,
I'm going to fry you.
You want to know about ACS, bro.
I'm going to fry you up in two seconds.
You know about adult ACS.
Don't let me get at you.
When they came to the crib,
and she showed them the behavior shit,
them niggas just left me there.
All right, you good.
Salute.
They put me on the monitor shit.
I got in trouble with ACS.
We going to monitor him.
If he give you trouble, man, we going to take him.
Take him.
Nigga, they left.
Wow.
You know that ring you hear in the stars?
I stole from my mother's roommates.
He had mad quarters.
I put this shit in my bag.
They set me up.
For real.
My mother had like, it was like a big ass house in Brooklyn.
Nigga, I stole mad quarters.
Put it in my bag.
But I kept doing it and getting away with it.
But this time I put the whole shit in my bag.
Nigga, they stopped me
from going to school.
Yo hold up stop bro.
I got up.
Nigga my mother
opened that bag
they was looking
all over the place.
Nigga my mother
opened that bag
and poured it out nigga.
I got my ass whooped.
You're only child right?
No I had a brother
I had a brother
and they had kids there too.
It's bad of us.
I was just the most
mischievous one.
I'll tell you one thing though.
Even if I were in the market to adopt a kid
and I went to the center
like
that wouldn't be the first pick
dog
yeah let me hear you
I would walk by this nigga's cage
so fast
cage
chicken nugget
you know what you know what let me try you out I might stop in front of you for a second.
Nah, don't get me, pal.
I'm not adopted.
Don't get me, pal.
You had to raise yourself, too, nigga, from four, nigga.
That's why you mad right now, uncle.
Raise yourself from four?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You with the...
Yeah.
A nigga at the gate talking about chicken nuggets.
Yo, dawg.
It's all the niggas with father problems laughing.
My dad was there, nigga.
My dad was there.
I lived with that nigga for real.
My dad took care of me.
All the niggas with father problems laughing.
Daddy, where you going?
Chill out, dawg.
Chill out.
I'm coming home.
I'm coming home.
Tell the world.
My dad came back at 29, man.
Nigga, he came back.
Fuck you over with y'all niggas.
This and me like that.
He came back, man.
I wasn't no fucking Cain.
Oh, shit.
I went to a school that whooped my ass, Carmen.
I told y'all about that.
Yo, shit.
You can see it, y'all.
Yo, still was fucked up.
Oh, that is fucking hilarious.
I threw a rock on Eastern Park when my father whooped my ass in that school, nigga.
Oh, man.
That's what I was thinking, too.
Hey, dad.
Oh, shit.
Yo, yo, look at that.
Yeah, it's your boy.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I played Luther Vandals dance with my father again.
I'm going to talk to you, Scrap.
I remember being a kid in the middle of the school.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
That is crazy. That's fucking hot, K.O. Oh, my god. Oh, shit.
That is crazy.
That's a fucking hot kid, yo.
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry.
That's fucked up, see?
No, you can't. Don't laugh at them.
They're going to get you, too.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it.
He just said he's fucked by your cage, and he's a chicken.
Oh, so you're laughing at me.
All right, another person.
Yo, don't let me get you. Another person. Yo, don't let me get you.
Another person would fall.
Don't let me get you.
Stop.
All right.
I'll kick you out of your high chair.
Stop.
I don't want to talk to you.
You kick me out of my high chair?
You make me sit down really slow.
I'll kick you out of your high chair.
We do have an audio broadcast.
Kick it through.
Dance with my father.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit, yo. Oh, shit. And I would stop in front of this cage and give him some hope Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, It's you. Yeah, let me get the poop specimen from this one.
Let me just see what's going on with this little bulldog right here. Stop.
Is he dewormed?
Stop, nigga.
You went away to school.
Oh my God.
All right.
Oh shit, yo.
All right, let me see.
You said French fries?
Oh shit.
Yo, Mel.
Okay, in other news.
Oh, you about to fry Mel? We've got now. Y'all want to part, Mel. Okay, in other news.
Are you about to fry Mel?
Y'all want to part about nothing.
Okay, go ahead.
Come on, come on.
I want to fry both of y'all up.
Because both of y'all, like, stop.
Leave me alone in my cage stories, whatever y'all saying about me being in a cage.
I gave a lot of trouble as a kid.
We got it.
We got it.
Can we finish this at Patreon?
Because this is funny.
Sure.
Please. We often hear talk about team building.
We never do, but at least we do talk about it.
It's the first step.
And my algorithm got freaky on me, and I bookmarked it.
So there is Miami is to host a nude cruise in 2025.
Miami will soon host a clothing optional cruisers
organized by Beer Necessities Tour and Travel
in partnership with Norwegian Cruise Line
for their 2025 nude cruise.
Departing from Port Miami on February 3rd, 2025,
this partnership marks the company's first cruise from Miami offering an 11-day sailing to
destinations like Great Stirrup Cay to Bahamas in Puerto Rico despite misconceptions
Oh the only rule they got rules
But one of the rules is you can't as as you're boarding you can't be naked off before you take off
Okay, and clothing optional I think but they do embrace the nude lifestyle.
Once I read that,
I thought about us as a group
on the nude cruise.
I don't want to get sunburned on my dick.
Now you put the lotion on.
That's a really white concern.
It is.
It is.
I never even heard of that before.
Yeah.
Can your dick get sunburned?
I'm sure.
I mean, the skin is...
The sunburn on my,
the type of sunburn we get is different.
I promise this is not
where I wanted us
to take the time.
Sunburn.
She might have not
been a little.
One dicks.
Nigga nasty.
Is there something
that you guys
would entertain
now as a group?
I mean,
in your solo lives now.
What do you think
about this?
Would you do it?
What would your personality be like on this thing?
Like with other nude couples?
Well, besides the compound,
have you guys ever done like clothing optional shit?
I'm gonna sit this one out.
I think y'all already know my answer.
Yeah, I've been to beaches.
Yeah.
I've been to Hedonism a few times.
In Jamaica? Mm-hmm. I heard about that recently. Mm. I've been to Hedonism a few times. In Jamaica?
Mm-hmm.
I heard about that recently.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I would go, but I mean, I probably wouldn't.
I got to think about cruises in general.
You're not big on cruises?
But if I were a cruise guy, I'm not mad at a clothing optional cruise.
What's the age range on this cruise?
I would hope it's adult only.
It's adult.
It's adult.
It's adult.
But how old are the adults?
Levels of adulting.
Like 21 and over.
Yeah, but I don't know.
How old of adults?
I don't want to...
Oh, hand up there too.
Oh, yeah.
She up there
to see some meat swing.
Wait, 21?
I don't want to be next
to some 21-year-old hunk.
Yeah.
That nigga shit's twangin'.
My shit all wrinkly
in the middle.
No, move. Move, Alex. Park's talking about 71-year-olds. That nigga shit's twangin'. My shit all wrinkly in the middle.
Nah, nigga.
Nah, move.
Move, Alex.
Park's talking about 71-year-old Martha. I'm talking about both ends of the spectrum,
to be honest with you.
Wait, what Martha?
Ugh.
Ooh, I don't know.
Yeah.
That sound like a nasty little, yeah.
I'm not sure.
Or shorty with the crazy mouth in there.
Hmm?
So, no, you're not doing it.
I don't think, yeah, I think it's too wide range.
I would need it a little shorter.
Also, everything, like, who comes and wipes,
does someone wipe down shit?
I don't want to sit anywhere.
That's a good one.
I'm not doing it.
Shorty with the good mouth, she in there wilding.
Carl Winslow, she in there wilding. Carl Winslow,
she in there
wilding anyway
on the cruise.
Yeah,
sure.
Closer than that.
I'm telling you,
I want y'all to know
that's really
a misconception.
What?
What?
Everyone is not
wilding.
Of course.
I'm just saying,
if you go there
just for the experience,
just you want to be free,
you want to chill
and boom, boom, boom,
it ain't really as wild
as,
don't get me wrong.
Oh no,
I'm talking about the cruise. I've been to them parties before. I'm not even talking't get me wrong i'm talking about the cruise i've been to them parties okay i'm not even talking about them parties i'm talking
about the cruise it's motherfuckers that go on them crews to get their shit off oh no for sure
yeah yeah but yeah that ass that's how i like my motion sickness naked in motion let me get
seasick in style i remember yo the cruise i went on, we went to Bahamas and shit.
Lady, she was in like local politics somewhere in Texas and told me, her and her homegirl,
they both married.
She was running the story down.
She was like, yo, this is what we do.
This is our thing.
Every May or something, we come on a cruise.
Whatever we do on a cruise, stay on a cruise.
Like she was laying the game out.
And then afterwards, I was like, all right, so I'm going to go around there and smoke.
You can meet me over there in a few minutes.
I was like, get this woman away from me.
So after y'all smoked.
You didn't go smoke with the ladies?
Hell no, I didn't go smoke with them.
I was cool.
Wasn't my bag.
She was literally bouncing around.
She was going to find her somebody to go over there and smoke with.
God bless.
And yo, this is me and my home girl this is what we do this our
shit and when we go back home we are like it never happened okay so they go
there to get their shit off so you not go you not go tough divide in just the
seven minutes gotta spread this out I'm not a cruise guy but if I was I would
you know I'm in all
I'm in all that
that's my bag
flip you now
I don't know if I'd be
walking around
just fucking
fully swinging
I'm not
I'd have on some
boxer briefs or something
you got some
dockers at least
come on Ma
you gotta at least
get me in the mood
come on Ma
I'll take a honey pack
or something
have you ever
been to Hedonism have you ever did that, Joe?
No.
Okay.
But me and girls, I said they've been doing that in Jamaica.
Said it's just like some type of wild, wild west shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, no, is it?
You've been.
Yeah, you've been there, man.
Like, people.
I mean, they have the nude side and they have the prude side,
which the prude side is like you could
have clothes on
or have clothes off
and then there's the nude side
where it's
it's mandatory
it's mandatory
everybody's naked
and so
you know
some shit goes down
over there
like after hours
got it
they'll just be out
fucking like
my man told me
he was looking out the window
and niggas was fucking
but they encourage you to
because there's mirrors on the ceiling in every single bedroom,
and there is free porn all day long on the TV.
So they encourage it.
I'm not going to put the loop in my circle, y'all.
What side were you on?
Well, my room was on the prude side.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I moseyed on over to the nude side.
Don't let him fool you.
Okay Yeah
But I moseyed on over
To the nude side
Don't let him fool you
I moseyed over
Okay
Did you enjoy yourself?
Yeah
It was a lot of fun
That's peace
Respect
That's good
Man respect
Man respect
What else?
Also
Real quick
Did y'all hear about
This Glorilla DUI situation
I did
In Georgia
Saw a little clip
Heard about it a little bit
Alright so
She was in Georgia
Driving
Got pulled over
When the story first broke
It was
They gave her
A field sobriety test
It was like
She failed
She was stumbling
Her titty popped out
All type of shit
Oops
Glorilla titty That titty popped out all type of shit oops glow really titty
that's it you can't make a world tour glass no it's not to me it is anyway in
in the story she failed to do the sobriety test she apparently asked the
cops do y'all know who I am?
Nah, man.
Oof, man.
Actually, nah.
That was the part y'all was trying to... Funny you asked.
Miss Rilla.
Damn it.
Miss Rilla, we don't know you.
We don't.
We have no clue who you are.
And when you have to say,
do you know who I am,
they don't know.
They don't know.
Yeah, yeah, that's the...
If you can't tell,
then they don't know.
The treatment from Jump
will let you know
if they know who the fuck I am.
Or they'll at least let you know.
Or the other side.
Or they'll let you know if they willing to, you know what I mean, do you a solid off the
strength of who you be.
But sometimes we can know and I don't give a fuck about that, nigga.
Like, that's fueling my hate for you.
That's true.
I hate your song.
That's true.
I hate your entitled niggas that think y'all can get away with some shit.
Flip, you said you talked about before.
You just got off on, because you have-
I did, I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you say, do you know who I am?
No, I used to do that.
No, you ain't trying that.
You kidding me?
They knew who I was already when they seen me.
I didn't say nothing.
They know who I am.
You know what I'm saying?
Say that, believe with that.
Yeah.
Talk your shit.
That's right.
They knew who I was already.
When they did say, the cop did say, I'm going to let you go.
Hands behind your back.
I watched the pod.
I watched the pod. I watched the pod.
I watched the pod.
Sit right here.
I hate you on the hands behind your back.
Locking you up.
Make you miss the next one, nigga.
Sit down.
A lot of people said that Glo Riddler didn't look like she was drunk.
So I watched the body, because the body cam footage came out afterwards.
If that was failing, I would probably fail any field sobriety test they ever give them.
Like, they, I mean, and they gave her a fail sober.
Yeah, that's what it looked like.
You would lose your CDL.
Shit, he almost lost it the other day trying to park.
Oh, shit.
If the CDL review board see your car today, they would take your CDL.
Oh, snatches.
Shit.
In a second.
Nigga podded and forgot how to drive.
Oh.
And the newer boys
The newer boys cars when y'all come to pod y'all don't shine
Like y'all cars be fucked up
When y'all pull up break lights broke fender bender
Jog is keeping it thorough still, right? You know what I'm saying? He don't like that shit.
He don't like none of that.
That's how you stay real,
you know what I mean?
That's how you stay real.
Why y'all cars be
fucked up like that?
Should be happening, man.
You niggas better meet
some more Puerto Ricans.
We drive for a living.
So.
You do not drive
for a living.
Yeah, he lost me.
Yeah, he tried.
He tried to do
that wisdom shit
he be doing.
You don't drive for a living, ish. He saying Joe gets driven around to do that wisdom shit. You don't drive for a living.
He's saying Joe gets driven around while he drives his car.
That ain't driving for a living.
That still ain't driving for a living.
I was driving for a living.
And that would be hate.
You can't say that.
Can't hate on your friend that's driving.
Why?
Yes, you can.
I seen you drive.
Because now you can't talk shit about how well you drive because you might have lost it.
Yeah, I seen you drive.
You drive crazy.
Yeah, no, you mean some bullshit.
Yeah.
Joe, if you drive. This nigga on the other side of the street, light gray, he don't it. Yeah, I seen you drive. You drive crazy. Yeah, no, you're being some bullshit. Yeah. Joe, if you drive...
This nigga on the other side of the street,
light gray, he don't care.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you drove every day, 100%.
Yeah.
100% what?
I would have a fender bender?
Yes.
The way you drive.
Or points.
Oh, now you want to point me to death.
Points.
You're not really the most patient driver.
I drive like time is our most precious commodity.
That's hysterical.
You also drive like it's not laws and traffic control devices.
And that yellow line means you stay on this side, nigga.
He drive right on the yellow line.
No, he go on the other side.
It ain't uncommon.
I'm going to go around all this traffic.
If I'm ever driving around the yellow lines, it's because as taxpayers, all the money that we pay, these roads should be a little better
than they are.
There's potholes everywhere. So if you see
me not in the line, I am avoiding
hitting a fucking major
pothole with my tire insurance
and my luxury vehicle. No, that's peace.
And that's salute and respect, right? But
I've been in the car with you. Y'all niggas
just drive the Kia right over the shit.
Y'all don't give a fuck.
Y'all drive the little Saturn.
Y'all don't give a fuck.
I care still.
So what's the excuse for going around the red light?
What do you mean going around?
I don't go around red lights.
Through then.
Yeah, through it.
I don't go through red lights.
You sure?
I go to the red lights where there's also a left turn only light that turns green before the straight red.
But you're not turning left.
And then roll up.
And then that turn left light is going to turn yellow.
And when it turns green.
You go ahead.
The straight green is going to turn at the same time.
So if I get a little head start on the vroom vroom part, I'm normally going to always
beat the front car
and be way ahead.
Is that legal?
This is not compelling,
what I'm saying,
to change your mind?
No.
Oh, that's what it was.
You was going to make them laugh.
But then the light changed,
so you can fuck it.
I don't understand the question.
Is it legal to change your mind
about something in America?
Yes.
You got it.
That's peace.
You talking about the other day
when we all left at the same time
and y'all was driving like Miss Daisy was in the backseat and I was doing all my moves.
Yeah.
I was bugging the fuck out.
You was bugging.
That's how I drive home.
That's what we saying.
I hate those drivers.
Because when I'm on the road driving, you be the niggas that cause accidents.
No.
Y'all be the niggas that cause accidents.
I drive like I just got somewhere to be.
And if there was more drivers like me, man.
There wouldn't be any traffic.
Yo, you know what?
They say by 2028, we will have gained a second because of how fast the earth spins.
I think that if more people drove like me, we would gain potentially more than a second.
A lot of people would be living out their last seconds.
So if y'all such
pacing drivers
then why y'all shit
always banged up
and crashed up
like Crash Bandicoot?
Knock on wood
I've never had an accident
I've never had a car beat up
so I can't speak to that.
But cars that you drive
have been totaled.
By other people.
Say that though.
Energy.
It's about the energy.
That's what I'm giving off it's the energy
that you leave
in the car
you left that energy
in the car
you fucked up the next person
it's cool
it's all shit
what else we got
what else do we have
what do I have here
on my list
do y'all want to talk about
what Shine had to say
about the
the shooting
the fuck shooting
yeah
let's talk about it
let's do it and this comes about from the
victim that was shot recently going public saying that Puffy is the person
that shot me it was no shine I saw what was with the woman that was shot in the
face right yes so they asked shine about it recently and this is what he had to say it opens
wounds when you hear you know the victim saying that it was did he not shot her
that is what is the most remarkable you don't see that okay as mentioned that And that was triggered by a lawsuit from a producer that produced on the Love album who is making accusations.
And in those accusations, he says that the gentleman confessed to the shooting.
And that is what stands out to me the most because you know i've done my best to put it
behind me and to move forward and so um but it certainly reopens the wounds that i've been saying
this all along everyone knew all along that i was the fall guy but my political enemies and you know
my political enemies and you know it opens witnesses I'm not going to get into that you already it does open wider wounds and certainly I am relieved that
people are saying what the truth is that you that I did not shoot those people.
I maintain that I never shoot nobody, that there were other guns.
They are always saying that.
That has not changed.
And that is the testimony that came out.
Fragments were never removed, so there was never any forensic testing to say who it was.
But the victims are vindicating me.
Distinguished panel,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
Yo, can I just ask,
when did he go from sounding like Biggie Smalls
to Nelson Mandela?
I don't remember having his accent.
They deported his ass.
He ain't been in America for decades.
You gonna pick up that accent?
So you can lose your accent and then pick it back up? Yeah, Mel don't talk Canadian his accent. They deported his ass. He ain't been in America for decades. You going to pick up that accent? So you can lose your accent and then pick it back up?
Yeah.
Mel don't talk Canadian no more.
Eh?
Okay.
He always had like a slight West Indian,
the Malaysian accent.
But he hid it.
Yeah, exactly.
He can hide it.
And then since he's been there for God knows how long.
Yeah, a long time.
Yeah, a very long time.
You can move down south and start learning your word.
Mel still has the Canadian accent
a little bit.
I don't hear it.
About?
It's just similar
to the NFL accent.
You know,
we're going to fight later,
but that's fine.
Speaking of...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
22!
It sounds like a lot of snitches.
Hey, these niggas
are fucking athletes, too.
Oh, you see the thing Going around
I see the meme
Yeah
I see the meme
Yeah
What's the meme
They talking about
When the WNBA players
Start getting that bag
And start flying niggas out
Yeah
And yeah
Them memes are funny
That's hilarious
Niggas said they hopping out
Like Shannon in front of them
Little baddies.
But he's snitching.
He's a little light snitching.
You know how happy Surf was when he was...
Stop.
Stop.
Free the wave, yo.
Stop.
Free the wave.
Surf used to come in here excited about his little fly outs.
Sure he was pimping these battle rappers out.
Yo, stop.
All right, I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done I'm done
I'm done
All I'm saying is
Niggas
Niggas will do it
Niggas will go
Niggas will do it
Niggas will go for sure
For sure
For the right shooter
They will
Absolutely
These niggas thirsty
They'll go
It ain't gotta be the right one
That was the thing
About the WNBA draft
Go back to Sean man
Stop
He playing
I know what you about to do
I'm waiting to hear what he's saying
Okay
I can't say it but
Go ahead speak your piece
Why you can't say it
At the draft
We got to see
Stop
Stop
No let him go
We got to see
Let him go
A lot of the top draft picks
In a different manner than we've seen them
as athletes.
We got to see them with their face beaded and their hair done and their dresses.
I'm doing it right.
I don't care what y'all doing.
Yeah, so we got to look at them differently.
See them in a different light.
Nobody said that when we was covering the NBA draft.
Right. That shit was funny. Some of them I didn't that when we was covering the NBA draft. Right.
That shit was funny.
Some of them I didn't know who they was.
Hey, oh, let me get a fucking wet wipe.
Get this makeup off.
See who drank.
All right, y'all scared me.
Come on, we can keep going.
We can keep going.
This nigga is real, bro.
Nobody noticed that at the draft.
The women look nice had to move on
If I'm being valid
Yeah
All this fucking awkward silence
Y'all say something
Then get it off me
And protect me
Since I'm saying
Bitch ass niggas
What are you talking about
NBA, WNBA
All of that
Oh Sean
That's where we was at
Sean
No
I mean we said
Lightweight snitching
That's not lightweight
He
Necessarily
He didn't snitch
How is that snitching He always said he was. He didn't snitch. How is that snitching?
He didn't snitch.
He always said he was innocent.
He could say he was innocent
without saying Puff did it.
He didn't say Puff did it.
He said they never took
a fragment out
to test the shit.
There were plenty of guns there.
There were plenty of people there.
I was just the fall guy.
None of that is saying
Puff is the one that did it.
Well, when he says
the victims are starting
To speak the truth
Yeah
He could be referring
To themselves
No he said that
And he paused
And then he said
That I did not shoot that people
Yeah
That could be the truth
He's referring to
You can in a moment
Know that you dry snitching
And then realize
Oh shit I'm dry snitching
Let me double back
He
But he held it
I don't give a fuck
About dry snitching
If I already did the time
That part I went and did this time already This nigga been living his life Well I don't give a fuck about dry snitching if I already did the time. That part.
I went and did this time already.
This nigga been living his life.
I don't give a...
I don't give a...
If they go pick him up, they pick him up.
This is whack.
Especially if the nigga I'm riding on set me up.
I'm not talking about Sean and Puff now, but if that happened...
No, Joe.
I don't like that part.
No.
You can't do that when before this, before any of this shit was going on with Puff,
you went and did the shows with him
You came out on BET with him
You was embracing him
You was doing shit
And like
You came out of prison
And still was dapping
And piecing this nigga up
No it's whack now
You should have said that shit
When you first came out
Now don't decide
That when Puff is in trouble
Or got some shit in limbo
You want to decide
To bring up the court case again
No it's over
You did the time
Nah I totally disagree
Power dynamics at play.
When Puff is going down,
that's the time where
I'm supposed to come forward
with my truth
if there is a truth
to come forward with.
But not if you took any compensation.
Not if you took any compensation.
We know a lot of four guys
that take the four.
Dog, at that level,
the compensation went
to my favorite charity
or my fucking non... What's the shit? Got it. Non-profit. Yeah, it went to my favorite charity or my fucking uh non what's the shit got it
nonprofit yeah went to my fucking so be a man and honor and be a man and honor the negotiation that
we had in order to go make shit right no uh-uh whatever happened we agreed on that i did what i
did you did what you did you took care of it that's it you don't now walk it back later on
standing your moral you stand on your decisions your day in the sun now all right listen if we
that's our part opinion and I agree with y'all.
But in real life,
just know that I would
rat for a lot less.
Oh, y'all know what I'm ratting for.
I'm ratting for a lot less.
I'm not doing the time.
Hey, on the news this morning,
this fucking 60-year-old
white lady was fucking,
she let her little Yorkie out,
the little Yorkie out
to go pee in a gate.
But the nigga was,
the nigga was walking by.
Nigga said,
let's come here,
look at you.
He picked that little nigga
up to the gate
and just bounced.
Yo, you ain't say
he did like this.
Yes, he did.
He pulled that little nigga
up by the gate
and just bounced
with the white lady dog
so that on the news
they show his picture.
And I was like,
yo,
I would rap right now
because that's fucked up.
Yo, you can't just take somebody's dog out their yard.
As a nigga that never put a leash on his dog, that nigga voted.
That's the news talking about.
If you see them, he talking about.
I haven't seen this.
The news now is just your favorite doc in real time, at least on Fox News.
On Fox News whatever crime
they telling you
they paying to the crime.
They paying right
to the nigga doing
hey this guy
punched this girl
on the face.
Stay right here.
Sally's on the safe
go right to footage.
Why didn't nobody
stop this?
That nigga waiting
for the reward
poster to pop up.
Dog the little neighbor
in the shop.
I keep keep every other
day on my phone. Yo,
there's this strange looking dude running
around. He stole a dog last week.
We trying to capture him.
The new M. Night Shadley movie. The trailer came out.
Y'all saw it? Trap. Trap. That looks amazing.
Trap. With Josh Harden. About a guy
going to a Pop Stars concert
with his daughter and the police
rig
set up a trap
to catch this guy
that's been chopping up people.
Yeah, he's serial killer.
Serial killer.
The lead.
It does look good.
It looks good.
Josh Harnett.
It does look good.
I just know what he'll do.
It is M. Night Shallahan,
so that means...
He been on Ice Lady, though.
Yeah.
Split.
Yeah.
What was the other one?
Glass.
That was the trilogy
with Unbreakable
yeah
he had one
he had one with Glass
that's from ages ago
that's what I'm saying
no it's 2019
Unbreakable, Glass, and Split
the last movie he had
no no no
it's the other way
I'm just saying the three movies
I wasn't saying the order
the last movie he had
came out in 2019
yes
wow
the last movie he had
was with Dave Bautista,
the old wrestler,
where it was...
The knock in the cabin
or something like that.
Yeah, knock in the cabin.
And that was cool.
It was decent.
I didn't see that one.
Oh, that was horrible.
It was decent.
I saw that.
It's decent if you're home naked
and shooting your favorite snack.
Bro.
You wouldn't go to the theater
and say...
No, no, no.
And that fucking stunt he pulled
about the family on the beach?
Old. Oh, old. Old? fucking stunt he pulled about the family on the beach. Old.
Oh, old.
Old.
Yeah.
Bullshit.
Great concept.
No, I thought that wasn't terrible.
On brand.
That fucking,
that was a horrible, horrible.
Execution.
Great concept, I think.
That shit was a mess.
You know what it is with him and his movies?
Execution.
They be great concepts.
Execution be there
and then you fuck up at the end.
Yeah, the ending.
Because he tries to out-twist
it. Like, I just gotta make a
wild, wild left-field twist.
Like, in this movie here, I think the daughter's the killer.
Like, it's
gonna be some crazy shit like that.
The trailer just showed us too much.
It ain't the father. The daughter being the killer
is funny. It's not the father, bro. I'm not
going into his movie thinking that. I'm not mad at that twist
if that's what it is. But speaking of, real quick, speaking of-
Pause and not be mad at Ice Twist.
Speaking of twist, I see a lot of people-
Speaking of twist.
Speaking of twist, I see a lot of people complaining about the little things.
The Denzel movie that started to gain traction again on Netflix.
How it ended.
Yeah.
Right?
They said it wasn't focused on finding the killer.
It was focused on,
I guess,
making the man feel not guilty for killing the man,
if you understand what I'm saying, ma'am.
Mm-hmm.
So a lot of people
have been talking about
these fucking plot twists
that's going on.
Where it's like
really anticlimactic
and it's just
really open-ended.
The Little Things?
The Little Things, yeah.
Yeah.
It's with him,
Jared Leto,
and another one.
Dude from,
oh shit, what's his name?
Rami Malek.
Yes, Rami Malek.
What do y'all prefer in a movie?
Like an easily predictable climactic ending
or a left field plot twist that you just could not see coming?
But I prefer you to...
Always a plot twist for me.
Always a plot twist, but one that makes sense.
That's what made Game of Thrones and all that shit so amazing
was because you couldn't predict what was going on. They started killing off the main characters. That's what made Game of Thrones and all that shit so amazing was because you couldn't predict
what was going on.
They started killing off
the main characters.
That was crazy.
You could have never predicted
the Red Wedding.
I was like,
how could you not be predicting?
The Red Wedding,
you wasn't guessing that.
You know who started a lot of this?
Sopranos is really the moment
where I feel like...
How did you say that?
Stop.
I say shit wrong.
The who?
Sopranos.
Sopranos. Is it Sopranos
Am I saying it
Yeah you know how to say it
Nigga
Who died
Yo that nigga talk like
When the moon
Is in the sky
I'm happy
Para mi
La paz
Es el sol
All right go ahead man
Sopranos
But the ending was very
Kind of open ended like
It just went blank
And she's not watching the movie with you, yo.
Don't try to look at her.
I know what he's talking about.
Don't try to look at her.
I know what he means by that.
You saw it by yourself, right?
Fuck off.
Yes, I did.
Yeah.
But I know what you mean.
Like, where it's like.
He gonna call you on a Saturday.
Inception.
Oh, shit.
I found a drive-thru movie theater that plays whatever we want.
And it's upstate New York.
Do me a favor.
Oh, shit.
You motherfuckers
gonna stop painting me
like the nigga
that got cut it out.
Yo, all right.
I'm sorry.
Let's go.
It's my favorite narrative now.
No, I know.
I'm seeing.
It's in this cab.
I'm thinking I would
drive to get there.
It's in this cabin.
We can just Uber.
It's upstate.
Uber up there to the cabin.
Yeah.
To the drive-thru
in the cabin?
Yeah. That's a nice one. Okay, okay. Me and Ish coming up there to the cabin. To the drive-thru in the cabin? Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Me and Ish coming up there.
Can Daisy come?
As soon as Ish get in that...
Don't touch me.
Some doofy shit, right?
And my cat.
I just adopted a cat from the cafe.
Oh, shit.
Yo, if Ish popped up at that meetup in the cabin,
they would kill Ish.
Imani would kill Ish if he popped up in the cabin.
What are you talking about?
Ish would already be invited.
Oh, yeah.
Tag team.
Back again.
Tell it to somebody else.
Team building.
What's up?
Team building.
Tag team.
That shit would be a ride.
Sound good. Talk your shit, though. Of course Team building. Yeah, team. I know. That shit would be a ride. Sound good.
Talk your shit, though.
Of course, Ish would be invited, right?
If you want to go and take a ride with me.
Must be the Melly.
Yo, Ish, what are you doing here?
Mel invited me.
Now what?
Yeah, Mel, you know Mel.
Mel, you know what time it is, guys.
Don't waste my time.
She would be the only one here oblivious.
Wait.
What's the problem?
Why is this a problem?
Why can't we all just hang platonically and pause?
Imani, let me talk to you.
Girl.
I didn't think it would be a problem inviting Ish.
How did he get here?
She's one of those, yes.
I didn't think.
They're building the narrative that I'm seeing.
He doesn't even do mushrooms.
Just let them build the narrative. Ish, he can even do mushrooms Just let them build the narrative She can watch Daisy
Just let them build it
It's like being in that position
In this position
But when the mother niggas come up here
That position change
What's wrong?
You play like that with Imani
That's the only one you play with
I'm not even saying that.
I know.
Yo, watch your fucking mouth.
You do a lot of saying something when somebody else is up here.
First off, what are you talking about playing with Imani like that?
You do a lot of talking when somebody else is up here.
Be a lot of agreeing.
You get them.
You want me to get them?
You get them.
You get them.
It be a lot of that.
OK.
All right.
I love this.
That's peace.
That's peace.
That's peace.
That's peace.
That's peace.
That's peace.
Respect and salute.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Trifecta?
I'm not playing into this nigga. I'm not playing into this nigga.
What movie would y'all watch though, gang?
In a drive-thru shit of state,
what would y'all watch?
You think they're both brilliant?
Are you going to...
Are you going to...
Who's brilliant?
Stop it.
Who's brilliant for what you want
in the daytime?
I'm going to punch you in your face.
Are you going to watch it
through the sunroof?
You know she got a truck
so you can sit on top of the truck.
I'm done.
Imani going gonna cheat.
He gonna be out there with a Wrangler.
He gonna cheat.
He gonna do something that's like, oh my God, you're so thoughtful.
Picnic blanket on the top of the truck.
A Wrangler.
Yeah.
I believe you.
Yeah.
Imani, all you gotta do is go to his Instagram.
You gonna see him turn in the fucking van into the fucking shit
I had a light with a little angel a
Shows up with some hoodies
Folded some fucking snacks Twizzlers
Got some chips in my back
Almond joy
The funny shit is and Mel wouldn't buy Colin be a whole nother in my back pocket here for Almond Joy. Back pocket.
The funny shit is, Aunt Mel would invite Collin.
It'd be a whole other Nixon to this.
I thought it was a party.
Mel, no, I didn't tell you that.
We went to the movies first.
I thought we were just partying.
All right, come on.
Oh, shit.
Come on, because I have too much fun, y'all.
She's a champ.
Come on, Mel.
Mel's a fucking bitch.
OK. But anyways, yeah, M. Night Shyamalan. They didn't fun with Oz. She's a champ. Cloud and Mel. Mel's a fucking man. Okay.
But anyways, yeah, M. Night Shyamalan.
They didn't want to play it on the joke.
You see them?
No, I didn't like that.
Both of them got out of there.
Because it's like, is it a joke?
I don't know.
Are we joking?
Are we potting?
Yeah, I'm going to get this nigga.
Listen, man, I got more shit on my list.
I got more on my list.
Usher's puffy coat hat.
The internet is tearing them apart.
I didn't think we would have a deep discourse about it.
I didn't think it was the worst, but that don't say much.
I've seen worse.
That don't help.
I wasn't mad at it.
It was just something different.
I ain't really give a fuck about that.
They going crazy over the hat.
It ain't like some of the shit I've seen some other
entertainers wear.
Yeah.
And I've been hitting
every fucking hashtag
about that hat.
Still ain't see Lotto's mom.
You still didn't see
a picture of Lotto's mom?
No, the hat.
I'm the nigga
that hit the comments.
I look for the nigga,
I look for the first nigga
to be like,
yo, hat, hat,
with the hat, hat, hat, hat. I didn't see the comments. I look for the nigga, I look for the first nigga that be like, yo, at, at, with the at, at, at, at.
I didn't see the at.
Internet ain't finding it either.
They did.
They found it?
They found her at name?
Holy shit.
That just reminded me.
You to go.
Antoine.
For the people that are just listening and not watching, I'm talking
about Antoine.
What you did now, yo?
Now, sometimes
I do it too.
I do it too. I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're saying you do.
Like, I'll repost what fans
post on the Insta stories sometimes
if it's in support of something I'm doing.
I do that.
So I'm not.
Oh, yes.
I forgot.
The kangaroos.
That shit was fly.
That nigga.
Hello, baby.
Wait, I want to let the audience know what I'm saying.
Wait, I want to let the audience know what I'm saying.
Sometimes if the fans post something that's in support of me and what I'm doing,
I'll post it to my feed with my followers so they can see it as well.
Right?
So when you did it, I didn't see it before that.
I do that same thing.
So a lot of people were purchasing your hoodies,
and you were reposting to people. Mm-hmm.
A couple pogs in there. Oh, I've seen that. A couple Mm-hmm. Called Pogs in there.
Oh, I've seen that.
Couple?
Couple.
Called Pogs.
National Fish.
Nah, that hoodie is a white girl staple now.
That's like a dirty Air Force One now, dog.
Yeah, dog, dead ass.
Dead ass.
And it wasn't no little skinny white joint neither, right?
Look, all right, forget it then.
Forget it then, big dog.
And then I waited by the phone all day to see who else was gone,
but it was just still that same brand girl.
Oh, man.
Come on, son.
You got a good taste and a customer base is what I'll say.
Catered right to him.
That's crazy.
Smart man.
What?
The thick white girl summer hoodie?
What?
I ain't gonna lie, I was expecting yes, yes.
Damn, she ain't no stranger.
Wait till you make that hoodie dress.
That hoodie dress.
Ooh.
You got something lined up for my boy.
Mel, you gonna take a picture wearing the hoodie dress for?
Oh, yeah, you have.
You could do it.
No.
You could do it. You got enough of it. You could do it No You could do it
You got enough
Of it
You could do it
Yeah
Actually I don't know
If you could
Because
Because what
That's what I'm asking
So could
You didn't answer
What'd you do
Cause ain't nobody
Trying to have a
Fucking talk at home
Cause of you
The fuck you talking about
Crazy
We all at some
Some point should wear The hoodie and social If he would give me A hoodie I'd Crazy. We all at some point should wear the hoodie
and social port.
If he would give me a hoodie,
I'd wear it.
I'd wear the hoodie.
You won't give me a hoodie?
I got my hoodie today.
He won't give me shit.
I'm good.
I wore it on the pod.
I'll wear it out.
I support my brother.
Should have added that
in the fucking commentary.
Give me a hoodie.
Like, look what you gotta do.
Put friend shit
in some legal shit.
He is hoarding them shit.
This guy is insane. Gypsy Rose, you piece of shit. He is hoarding them shit.
Gypsy Rose, you piece of shit.
God damn.
Gypsy Rose, you fucking piece of shit.
Fire her, Joe.
I just remembered that little hoarding line she tried to get off.
Gypsy Rose said,
part of why I left my man
is because he was hoarding clothes and food
and it triggered me and reminded me
of how horrible my mom was to me.
Yes, she said
that. I'm not making this up.
I heard that she said that. She said that.
I'm not free to say that. What are your thoughts on that, Mel?
It might in fact
be a trigger for her. Oh, shit.
What? No, Mel.
Mel.
You can't get Gypsy Rose back.
He took the gypsy rose
Really?
But come on
I was about to fry his shirt
Why would he be asking her that
And he's right again
I'm shutting up
So you feel like that
It's trauma
She's triggered
Why is it an absolute
That she's lying?
Why wouldn't it be a trigger for her? Do you guys not feel in any way, shape or form like she has been?
She was traumatized by her mother who made up all of these diseases and put her and her body through all of these horrific medical procedures that she didn't need to have.
She has no residual trauma whatsoever as a result of this.
None. You don't believe this.
She may have trauma.
Mm-hmm. I think she's
in like, dude. Yeah.
I think she got out of prison.
She got the recognition.
She got with a nigga who she got with
while she was in prison. Talk to him.
But she didn't need to, though. No, no, no. No, she did.
Yeah, she did. Why'd she have to? Because there wasn't too many niggas looking for Gypsy Rose while she was locked up in prison. Talk to him. But she didn't need to, though. No, no, no. No, she did. Yeah, she did. Why'd she have to?
Because there wasn't too many niggas
looking for Gypsy Rose
while she was locked up in prison.
Not in this day and age.
Are you kidding me?
She got her teeth fixed
when she came home.
Okay.
She came out.
She didn't go to Columbia.
She found out what outside life
can look like
and then looked at this big...
Started getting a couple dollars
from the interviews, et cetera, et cetera.
Started looking at this big, doofy...
Uh-huh.
OK.
OK.
I'm there with you.
I'm just wondering how many men have come out of prison
in the exact same situation.
But we talking about.
That's why we can talk about it.
Oh, I love when you guys.
We talking about this one.
This scenario.
Let's talk about her.
But we can admit it.
Niggas do the same thing.
OK.
That's why we think it's bullshit.
That's why we can spot it.
We come home.
See, we applying it across the board.
Big mama that was holding me down.
It's over. It's over for that. The difference is this. See, we're applying it across the board. Big mama that was holding me down. It's over.
It's over for that.
The difference is this.
Can we not talk over each other?
Sorry.
Okay, so you wish that she had just come out and said,
see, he held me down while I was in prison,
but now that I'm on the outside, outside,
I see what's really going on,
and niggas are knocking on my door and my DMs and shit.
Mel, you watch Love After Lockdown?
No.
Okay.
I don't watch that show.
It's a show.
Love After Lockdown. Did you watch Baby Reindeer? I that show. It's a show. Love After Lockdown.
Did you watch Baby Reindeer?
I did watch Baby Reindeer, which I tried to get the crew to watch, but y'all-
No, no, no.
Stay right here.
Okay.
Most of those people in those situations, they deal with the person-
While incarcerated.
They gave them the love while incarcerated, and when they get out, they hit most of them
with the-
Right? and when they get out, they hit most of them with the...
Right?
What would be any different
in understanding that concept
with this woman
who's in jail
for plotting to kill her mom?
I don't think that there's any difference,
honestly,
but I also think that two things
can be true at the same time.
But it don't ever light the dark time
I feel you on there I get it. We understand that. Gypsy Rose,
you a piece of shit.
I don't care what Mel is saying.
Gypsy Rose is on bullshit.
She is foul.
That is a foul.
That is a foul.
It's foul what you're doing with that little hot pocket.
It's shady
what you're doing out there.
You got the last boyfriend to kill
Mom Dukes. Now you're leaving
this boyfriend because it's
reminding you of when you got
the last boyfriend to kill Mom Dukes.
Wait.
What is going on with women
in the world? She used a nigga to
Alright I don't need you
No more my nigga
That's it
She was
Going through
Residual trauma
Oh yeah
Residual trauma
That's what did it
And you can't question
People's trauma
You definitely can't
Gotta believe it
I saw a clip too
Cause we talked about
The Siamese twins
They both
They both actually are married.
No, one is not married.
Oh, yeah, both of them are in relationships.
But the other one is married.
Huh?
Wait, hold on.
So remember we talked about the Siamese twins.
One got married.
So we all had the discussion about, well, how do you share your time?
It was even more interesting because now the other one has a man as well.
True.
So how do you share your time
between...
They on some freak shit.
She got to turn her head this way.
Yeah, but who get the coochie?
They share the coochie.
Oh.
So if they have a baby,
who's it?
Everybody.
I got mad questions, dog.
You guys should be
science teachers.
We are, actually.
You got Tuesdays, Thursdays, Thursdays.
That's nasty.
I want to highlight.
I'm getting four days out of the seven, yo.
I could beat you, yo.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
Oh, man, that's crazy.
Let me get a custom bed, nigga.
Shit.
What? Let it fly. Go bed, nigga. Shit. What?
Let it fly.
Go ahead, y'all.
So DaBaby did a little tune.
He did a freestyle.
He did a leakers.
I actually wanted to do DaBaby versus Simba.
He killed that.
He did.
In the freestyles.
I think DaBaby absolutely smoked it like that beat.
He did.
You know it's baby, nigga.
You know how it is. They ride your dick, then end up playing with you. I think DaBaby absolutely smoked it like that beat. He did.
And this ain't bold nigga
Knowing he still ain't safe and to this day
I bet I love you
I'm gonna be waiting when you get out let's put some hoes in it
5% my tent so you can't see
I got my pole in it you sure you got the heart
To fuck with me and I put a hole in it
Growing up closet used to look cleaned out
I ain't had no clothes in it just two pair of voices
For the year I ain't had no jays in it Jump jumped up off the porch and got some money and it went way different
Got my mama to get me a rental car. I went made plays in it. These little niggas ain't like that. Come on
Yeah, oh
Hold on. I'm keeping it brief. Send me a bitch ass. Yeah, don't even speak to him
I ain't gonna be weak recommended on a normal day roll up in benzes all that hating shit don't hurt my feelings
I don't care if they like it It's in me
I better come up. They treat like a pro. I get what I need. I'm a go
I get to get no. Oh god on my nerves so bad. I got me a different phone
I'm not one of them niggas who let you slide if we don't get along even if people that I'ma teach you some about who you
Pickin on I'm like one of them
He killed that shit.
Baby's nice, man.
He is.
He can ride.
He smoked that shit.
It's like early tip.
How do you feel about the story about him and the YouTuber?
When you say the YouTuber said the baby took the $20,000 from him?
I don't care about that.
Got it.
I don't care about that because there's no way for me to know what happened.
No, the footage came out.
I saw the footage.
That still don't tell me what happened.
What do you mean?
They insulted the baby, and then he walked out.
Oh, so the insult.
That's not what he said.
He said they were insulting the women.
No, that's what the baby said.
But the guy earlier, the guy talked to the baby
about sucking fart out of somebody's ass.
The baby asked the guy, yo, take that out.
I don't like that.
Then when the baby went in to participate,
the girl came and said,
let me ask you a question.
Out of all these smelling good bitches in here,
would you suck the fart out of my ass?
Then he said, yo, stop that, stop that.
He said, please ask this young lady to move.
Please ask this young lady to move.
He didn't ask her to move.
Then he walked off.
I just saw the footage today before I got here. I'm on the baby's side. Yeah, me too. He asked this young lady to move. He didn't ask her to move. Then he walked off. I just saw the footage today
before I got here.
I'm on the baby side.
Yeah, me too.
He asked her.
He asked him
to tell her to move.
He said,
yo, tell this beautiful queen
to move.
Yo, tell this beautiful
because he had the blindfold on.
So I didn't like that need.
I said,
why he didn't just tell her
to move, yo?
The nigga didn't like that.
You know what it sound like?
Somebody that knows his history
and know that
and trying to trigger him to make a moment out of it. That's what it sound like? Somebody that knows his history and know that he trying to trigger him to make a moment
out of it.
That's what it sound like.
They want to see him nut up and go and do some shit so they could get some content out
of it.
I think all of these shits is that now.
A lot of it.
All of it.
I even think the Kais and I shit with homegirls, all that is a play.
I think all of these shit are play because it's a bigger moment and some controversy
than just having the actual moment that's supposed to be planned out.
Well, that little nigga was crying in the car talking about he's doing it for his mama,
so I kind of, you know, I don't know.
I don't give a fuck about none of that.
See?
See that part right there, all that?
Don't come to the net after some shit happens.
You're right, Joe.
Oh, this was my savings.
That was my grandma's money that she gave me.
Yo, this is what my mama do.
It's a nigga.
Button it up.
Yeah.
Button it up.
And I feel like you're probably going to make more of this shit now because it's a fucking talking point.
It's a moment.
Right.
I mean, if dude is doing some foul shit and fucking stealing from these kids that's coming up with this money, then that's one thing.
But if I show up on time, I'm there to do what's asked of me and you want bullshit while I'm there for an hour.
I just took my fee for the hour and I'm leaving now.
I'm out.
I'm not staying one minute longer than that.
I'm going. Take it up with somebody else.
I showed up. I did what I was supposed to do
or I attempted to do what I was supposed to do.
And if it didn't pan out the way it was
and I felt uncomfortable with whoever you
had up there, that's your job
to make me feel comfortable as your guest.
And my name has been
attached to too much bullshit.
Outside of that, Even if it wasn't
But I talked to you
About this shit
And said yo my man
Can you not X, Y, and Z
Yes, yes
He asked earlier
So the fact that I did that
And you still took it upon yourself
To do it anyway
Means you was on bullshit
And like
I like what the baby said
The first time
You better be glad
That's all that happened
Yeah
He did say that
Cause he got a little
And that's
Yeah
But I think a lot of times
Especially in this content realm
That's what they want
The niggas be egging you on
Yeah I want you to do something to me
I want that moment
We gonna capture it
I'ma sue you
We gonna do all of this extra shit
Now I done got you
Like you say
Even homie saying the shit
Crying in the car
About all this
I think all that's a play
Just into getting more view
And more sympathy
Yes
Yeah
Niggas have weaponized being a victim
i've been a horrible leader it should not have taken me this long to get you guys's opinion on
jonte porter oh they're a really big story sure there's an opinion to be had uh do you think the
consequences were uh yes justifiable absolutely yes yes do you think he deserved that yes yes uh for those
listening jonte porter is the guy that was betting on himself in games and got caught and he bet on
games that he wasn't necessarily playing it um but he compromised the game his brother michael
porter jr is on the nuggets great player and just and, they have another brother named
Colbin Porter, who was just sentenced to eight years in prison
for killing another driver while driving under the influence.
Oh, shit.
So it's been a rough week for the Porter family.
But I do think that the lifetime ban is warranted.
I think you have to make an example.
How long has he been in the league?
Who knows?
I don't know. We didn't even know that he existed before he started going. is warranted, I think you have to make an example. How long has he been in the league? Who knows?
I didn't even know that he existed
before he started.
You ain't Pete Rose, nigga.
No, I understand.
My thing is this.
Imagine if you did some shit
that made your team
lose the playoffs.
I mean, lose a game
that would have got them
in the playoffs.
You know what I mean?
Shit like that.
You put your selfishness
in front of your whole
organization.
No, I feel like the punishment fits the crime.
I'm just thinking about, I was asking just a little.
And if you'll do that.
Because he looks really young.
I'm looking even bigger than that.
Bro, especially today, the way sports betting is tied in with the leagues and all that.
They don't want no negative press at all involved in this.
We have to make an example immediately.
I don't like it either because your brother is...
Nice.
Your brother's nice.
He's a part of a team
that just won the chip.
Who's to say now
they don't want to start
to investigate
and looking into you?
What type of interaction
you have with your brother
to influence the things
that might have happened
in that series?
That's what happened
when they played the Lakers, yo.
You know what I mean?
That's what it was.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what happened, yo.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's nasty.
The Lakers was doing some bullshit. And you wasn't... That's what happened, man. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's nasty. The niggas was doing some bullshit.
And you wasn't.
We only know you for this.
We only know you for being an actual baller.
So God bless.
Jontae Porter made $2.3 million playing.
He made all of $21,000.
$21,900.
I think he made more than that.
I think that he got caught making
twenty one grand.
But yeah, you are.
You started.
You're telling folks, you know
I'm saying you working with
certain because that's how they
initially looked into it.
Yeah, but yes.
But not telling folks.
No, I mean, you clearly
were telling popular
Vegas betters or popular
sports betters.
Think about this.
Because he did take precautionary steps, right?
Like he was doing this in somebody else's name,
somebody else's phone.
They caught him because in the gambling world,
you was the highest earner that game as Jonte Porter.
That mean that when you told the better,
the better got that word around
when niggas came up.
So it ain't even just you compromising.
You blew the spot.
That was that one game.
And you're compromising two games.
He was at the top for a couple games.
And did it again.
Yeah, he was at the top.
You're compromising two big businesses.
You're compromising the NBA and the sports betting.
You out of here, bro.
The only way we could compromise the game.
Sports betting has barriers in place where if something shady is going on,
we're watching it, we're picking up on it.
And they communicate right away.
They go, oh, okay, this don't look right.
Even in the Netflix special they did on what was it called?
Bad Sports.
I don't remember what it's called.
But when the homeboy was getting his gamble on,
that was a sophisticated plot.
They was spreading money to every casino to not get caught.
So no bells went off.
I mean, yeah, so no bells went off.
Yeah, they just fucked it up how he did this.
This is sloppy.
He's a fool.
He was sloppy.
He deserved it.
And you made $2.3 million, though.
That's just some greedy shit at that point.
Like, yo, fam, you already rich, rich.
For most people,
you might not be NBA rich.
You know what I'm saying?
But $2.3 million
is what niggas go to school
for 16 years to be surgeons
and don't make that.
And was he like...
You hooping to make that
in your early 30s or 20s.
Was he like a rotation play?
Like, was he active like that?
I've never heard of this guy.
I've never heard of his name
until this scandal.
Doing pretty well
to not really be in a rotation.
Pretty well. You blew it. You won the Blew It Awards. Yeah. That's to not really be in the rotation. Pretty well.
You blew it.
You won the Blew It Awards.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah, you definitely did.
You did.
Have fun at home.
I totally agree.
We got girls running around here,
busting their asses, getting mad.
People dissing them for getting $10 million deals.
You make it 2.3.
You don't even come off the bench barely.
Shit.
Hope you saved up enough money for NBA TV.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get that lead back. Get a fire stick. Like, if I'm them TV. Yeah. Yeah. Get that league back.
Get a fire stick.
Like, if I'm them, I would sue that nigga for my money back.
I'm dead ass.
I would sue him for my money back.
If he was who?
The NBA.
The team.
Oh, never that.
Nah.
You know, you don't want no more light on that.
Yeah.
Let it go.
Let's just get him out of here.
But I would try to.
Nah.
They don't need it.
So what's the point?
Yeah, let him go.
Bye. Yeah, bye. I want to punish you. You signed on it, so what's the point? Yeah, let him go. Bye.
I want to punish you.
You are punished.
You're punished.
He's punished.
I guess.
You banned for life, man.
He punished.
He could be right out there selling some brettes.
He might even ban you from the arena.
You can't even watch a game.
Get you one of them New York hot dog stands.
Yeah, they're just making a lot of money.
Hot bagels.
Yeah.
Cool cinnamon raisins.
Hot coffee.
I wonder,
I just wonder how his relationship
with his brother's going to be now.
His brother going to be lit,
the littest one?
Because his brother,
his brother,
he going to get contracts.
His brother going to be good no matter what.
All right.
What do you do?
His brother ain't fuck with him anyway.
Really?
Oh.
I mean,
I don't know that,
but I'm guessing that on their upbringing
because one is nice and one ain't.
They both nice. Oh, you can't. Oh, he probably was shooting at a their upbringing, because one is nice and one ain't. They both nice.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, he probably was shooting at a different hoop.
He might have been shooting at a different rim.
Yo, shut up.
They bought him the big shit.
The chicken nugget rim.
When I sit up there, they got the little shit.
They put him in a different cage?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know the little shit.
The ball, got a little ball in there, a little phone ball.
Yeah.
They put the little rim behind the door with the phone ball.
One of the brothers, you know, one brother get abused on that rim.
Oh, yeah.
They get dunked into the door.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaking of brothers, real quick, NBA brothers, I want to shout out to LegalZoom.
What's LegalZoom, you ask?
Well, it's the shit that I did a quick 180 to when I heard this commercial on my TV,
and I turned and saw Greek Freak and Thanasis in the ad.
I said, who the fuck put Thanasis
in an ad? So I grabbed
the DVR. Shout out to people with DVR
out there. And here, rewind.
It was LegalZoom.
Fire. So LegalZoom,
if you need another
pair of brothers, I got
younger brothers, I got an older brother.
Since we just throwing anybody in a commercial
and you don't really give a fuck.
You stupid.
I know mad Thanasis.
I know a bunch of Thanasis.
How many Giannis you know?
Yeah.
That's what it is.
I'm not Giannis.
I'm the Tecumpo.
Thanasis.
Yeah.
You know Thanasis Johnson.
Yeah, no.
That nigga said, yo, you want me?
He come with me.
Word.
That's fire. That's fire. Yo, dog. We dissing him, but you kind want me? He come with me. Word. That's fire.
That's fire, nigga.
What?
Yo, dog, we dissing him, but you kind of give him some props for that.
I'm not dissing shit.
I'm not dissing that shit at all, my nigga.
He got the coach fired, my nigga.
Yeah.
Now that ain't shit.
But, dog, they was favored to win the East, dog.
He got the coach fired.
My brother has to find something else to do.
We grew up in the same house. I got the coach for it. My brother has to find something else to do.
We grew up in the same house. I got you up.
Now we both basketball players.
We both was in Africa fucking
doing what we was doing. Then I went
to college. Your dumb ass followed me.
Then I went to fucking Juco.
He said you followed him. I turned around.
Your stupid ass is right here
next to me. You know, your mama gonna
tell you, hey, take care of your brother.
Take care of your little brother.
Take care of your brother now.
Take your brother with you.
That don't apply to life.
To real life.
If I'm Greek freak, at some point now I get to the bucks.
You right here at the damn bucks.
The nigga was on the Knicks for a hot second too one time.
They drafted him, didn't they?
Yeah, I think so.
He had another brother too. It's not just the Nassus. It's another one. I know. drafted him, didn't they? Yeah, I think so. He had another brother too.
It's not just the Nassus,
it's another one.
I know.
The younger, younger brother.
And he played for the Lakers.
Yeah, he played for the Lakers
for a second too.
Huh?
The Knicks.
Gotcha.
Okay.
And we put him in the G League,
the Nassus.
He was in our,
I want to say that he was
in our G League
and we called him up
and yada, yada, yada.
Listen, shout out to the Nassus, man.
Y'all are really
bodying this whole brotherhood thing.
I never want to see my brother for my
whole life
like everywhere I turn
my brother's right there
no
I want to see my
brother in a family
reunion or if I'm
getting jumped
facts
facts
other than that
you'd be happy
when you see
your brother
but you getting
jumped
mommy's birthday
niggas doing brotherhood all along that's fucked up yo that's crazy You'd be happy when you see a brother, but you can't jump. Mommy's birthday. You can't jump. You can't jump.
Niggas doing brotherhood all wrong.
That's fucked up.
Yo, that's crazy.
Niggas are doing brotherhood all wrong.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
I agree.
That is fucked up.
Yeah, man.
You want to see your brother?
You want to see your nigga shine?
And if I can help you, my nigga, if I'm in this position, let's get it.
Yeah.
I got a good brother, but sometimes brothers be bums.
No, no.
That nigga leveraged his stardom.
Yo, dog, you want a Nike deal?
Yeah.
Hey, look, me and my brother need a...
He don't need a signature shoe.
He need an initials.
He'll not write his whole name.
He need a signature shoe.
Me and my brother have both done that.
Straight up.
Yo, dog.
Yo, yo, yo.
My little brother, yeah.
Get him one, too.
And same thing.
He called, yo, my brother need this.
That's fire.
That's how you do it, brother.
But you said...
What was the scenario in the commercial?
Maybe that makes sense as to why his brother was there.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Nobody else wanted to know?
No, no.
We don't know.
You mentioned signature shoes.
Signature shoe.
Nike gives Katelyn Clark 20 million.
10 million. 10 million. 10 million with a signature shoe. 10 feel like 20 Clark 20 million? 10 million.
10 million with
a signature shoe.
10 feel like 20
when you make
70 grand.
Word.
10 feel like 100.
What the fuck
you talking about?
That's amazing.
Good for her.
What do we think
about this?
Amazing.
I think it's fine.
I see a lot of
niggas shooting
at her on Instagram.
Yeah, they mad.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, man.
You still ain't pick up
a hoop.
Sitting here playing with us.
Shut up.
Yo, you know what?
I'm going to be mad
if every WNBA player
doesn't get behind us.
If another nigga
buy a hoop.
What were you saying, E?
He ain't shit.
He ain't shit.
Keep going.
He ain't shit.
You're right.
If every WNBA player...
So you know how so many years
WNBA players have been saying
that they just lack the support
for the league to grow
and they wish other people would get...
This is the moment where you now
can allow someone to come in
and really make a change,
really be a star
and bring other eyes into the sport.
I don't want to see
any WNBA players
speak against this.
This is exactly
what they need.
Close your eyes.
This is what you need.
Close your eyes, nigga.
Because you're going to see it.
I know.
Unfortunately,
they're already doing it.
Like, whether the girls
are doing it or not,
the media is doing it.
For sure.
Basically, I've seen
for two, three days
they had a split screen
where Asia Wilson
was basically, arguably, the best player in the WNBA.
Cool.
Right?
Two-time MVP, two-time championship winner, all of that shit.
Finals MVP.
And didn't get a deal from Nike or a signature shoe from Nike.
What's the problem?
I don't have a problem.
Oh, okay.
This girl, Kaitlyn Clark, has basically put women's basketball on her back.
True.
They had more viewership in the college tournament than the WNBA whole entire playoffs.
Guess what?
Timing is everything.
There's a problem with that, though.
There's a problem.
There's a problem with that.
What's the problem?
I'm not going to be the one to say it right now.
What's the problem with that?
What is the problem?
Racism?
I'm not going to throw a load of words out there.
Okay.
You would like to think
that Nike and all of their capital,
they have the capital.
They have the money.
That's a fact.
You shouldn't always need
the transaction of,
hey, this is clear as day
how I can get this back.
If you have the capital
and it's not going to put your business in jeopardy,
then sometimes it will be cool
to highlight the black girl that's killing.
Sometimes it will be cool
to see the young black fucking juju.
Like, it would be cool to see the big company
put some money behind the prospect
that's going to go crazy in the future
versus the person that's bringing it.
I'm not hating on Kaylin Clark.
I know why that money is there.
And she deserves it. It would
just be nice for them to
be incentivized without the return sometimes.
I just
think timing is everything. I think the way
the girl plays, the way
basketball, not just the W, the way
basketball is played, sharpshooter type
of shit, she kind of fits more of the
agenda of what they want to push.
If that's what's going to help you get more eyes on the league that can then trickle down
to those players, cool.
Let's just get there.
Let's not figure out the racial dynamics.
This ain't the time to survive.
What's wrong?
This is not the time.
Cool.
We understand that this is what's motivating them to do it.
It's a young white girl that people are drawing to.
Cool.
Let's just get the draw going.
So that homegirl, Juju, and all the rest of them
can now start to get and follow suit
on what we need to get to.
I mean, hopefully she put more eyes on the WNBA.
Sure.
She has.
The jersey sold out just from her being drafted.
They had to move the arena
where she was going to do the first game
that only held 12,000 people to a 20,000-seat arena
because the audience was going to be...
What about this?
What if...
Caitlyn would have to be the person to speak up for the others, though.
What do you think about that?
You could follow by example.
Michael Jordan came and Bird and Magic were the staples in the league.
Right?
Michael Jordan came and took the NBA to a whole nother level without opening his mouth.
Just by example.
The money came when Mike came.
Nah, he opened his mouth.
He did the tongue out shit.
Did you hear that?
Y'all both do the tongue out shit.
He's stupid, yo.
All Caitlyn got to do is hold up to her end of the bar and be dope.
Got it.
Say it, Lance.
That's it.
Like, I watched a bunch of people
Even complaining
You know
Once the draft happened
The contract started coming out
And they were like
Oh now y'all complaining
About the contracts
Y'all ain't saying nothing
We've been saying for years
That the WNBA
Not making no money
I hate to be the one
To tell y'all
Nobody
Not nobody
But niggas ain't know
Niggas didn't even know that
Niggas didn't know
This is gonna sound
Very fucked up He's right Niggas did not know. This is going to sound very fucked up.
He's right.
Niggas did not give a fuck about the WNBA like that.
And the drafts.
The masses.
Niggas watched the women's basketball tournament.
Niggas watched the WNBA draft.
We wasn't watching that.
I'm talking about just in mass.
That's true.
So now, yeah, people are learning.
This all benefits y'all.
Because even the Liberty, I had two chicks
that Pop told me about. Your father.
And when he told me about these, they
nice, nice. I started watching. They
killing. You ain't hear about
them. And both of them are tough.
You ain't hear about them. This girl has
a following. And as a result of her following,
Nike feels like they could get a return on
it. And they're going to sell sneakers to every
young basketball girl playing.
And she has a great women following
because the biggest thing I've heard people
say is just the level of support that the
WNBA doesn't get. Most of the times when I'm
watching the games, it's men they're
watching. So now you need to
fill in a woman fan base.
If this girl is going to be able
to help with that,
then what's the complaint?
Ain't no ballers.
And once they start flying niggas out
and having them sick courtside,
nigga,
it's up.
Got you.
Them IG posts
about to be lit.
You know what I mean?
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Not me.
Team building.
The Knicks versus the Sixers.
That series starts tonight.
There's a lot of talk around the town.
I'm not going to bore y'all with this, but this is past.
I don't even talk to Ice.
I don't talk to Ice.
Y'all not going to watch the games again?
Sixers and Fives.
No.
There's a lot of talk about this series because we had the chance to lose that game the other night and not play the Sixers.
But we're not ducking no smoke.
There's a clip going around of a gentleman by the name of Paul Reed, who was a bench player for the Sixers,
where he's saying that they prefer to play the Knicks versus over the Celtics because the Knicks are an easier team.
Let me play that clip.
How we want to get this win to match up with the Knicks. Are the Celtics because the Knicks are an easier team. Let me play that clip. How we want to get this win to match up with the Knicks.
Are you confident in that, Knicks?
And was it more that, or was it more to avoid
the Boston Celtics in the first round
to make this game so important last night?
Oh, man.
I mean, I feel like we ain't ducking no smoke,
but yeah, we wanted the Knicks match up.
Of course, that's the easier team.
No. No.
Yes, the Knicks, by record, are a much easier team to face than the Celtics.
However, young bench player Paul Reed,
at no point do I think that you should have said that publicly.
I don't think that you should give your opponent this bulletin board material.
I don't think you should rile them up.
I don't think there's nothing wrong with y'all believing that
and targeting the Knicks as a matchup.
You shouldn't say that.
But the second that you say it publicly about a team that has beat y'all
by 42 times earlier in the season, granted it's not playoff time,
but why would you want to wake up the monster
that is Jalen Brunson or what they're doing?
It's just not smart.
It's not smart to put that pressure on Maxie
and Buddy Heald and Kelly Obrey
or any of the people that have to go out there
and really perform while you're on the bench
running your fucking mouth.
I told y'all that after I saw that fucking Dallas game,
that every bucket Luka and Kyrie made,
the bench players was over there air gunning, high-fiving.
If you on the bench, niggas, shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear none of that shit if you play two minutes or less.
That's one.
Two, Draymond Green, my man, this is foul.
We ain't ducking nobody, but we wanted the New York Knicks.
We think that's an easier team to beat.
Paul Reed said it.
I ain't saying it, but the reality is we know the reality.
The New York Knicks are way easier to beat than the Boston Celtics.
In fact, I got the Philadelphia 76ers beating the New York Knicks
because who's going to stop Joel?
And like Joel took over every play down the stretch versus the Miami Heat.
The Miami Heat in which we know.
Watch this.
Probably will beat the Knicks too.
Draymond Green, that's the end of your airtime on the Joe Budden Podcast.
Listen, I am a huge fan of you, what you do.
Got all the love in the world.
You already know that, so I'm not even going to waste time beating you down here.
This is egregious, and I'm not sure if you saw the last Sixer game
when they played the Heat, when Joel Embiid was limping around out there
and barely had any movement.
We're not playing a healthy Joel Embiid.
The Knicks have plenty of bodies to throw at joelle and bead and since you don't know how
it's gonna go let me tell you someone's gonna check in the game and joelle and bead is gonna
check out the game shortly after that's right the knicks are getting joelle and beads big limpy ass
the fuck out of this series if we saw the same series that I watched. I mean, that same game against Miami I watched.
That same game where y'all needed Nicholas Batum, Jordan Heroics,
to beat the fucking Heat.
Stop playing with the Knicks.
We've been disrespected too long.
We have home court advantage.
I have the Knicks in six.
I'm taking all bets.
I think Jalen Brunson's been disrespected too long.
Philly, I got to see what they about to do.
I do think it'll be a good series because the Sixers have a good team,
even without Joel Embiid.
But without a healthy Joel Embiid, why is everybody talking like the Knicks
are about to get railroaded out of town?
I'm lost.
You know what it really is, though?
I'm lost in that.
I'm going to tell you what it really is coming from Philly.
Reed going to kick up.
No, look, I'm going to tell you what it really is coming from Philly.
Boston's had Sixers numbers in the playoffs.
Boston got eight by now.
No, but I'm scared of Boston.
We're specifically Philly, though.
That's cool.
So you will say that he spoke wrong, but what he really was trying to say is we don't ever want to see these niggas.
The most disrespected person in that conversation to me is Tom Thibodeau.
Tom is going to figure out defensively how to go ahead and make this shit happen.
Not with a healthy MB, he ain't.
MB's not healthy.
Nor does he look like he's anywhere near close to being healthy.
He looks like shit.
He looks bad.
That's what I'm saying.
Why do y'all keep talking about MB being healthy?
Tom 100% is going to have every defensive scheme prepped and ready to go ahead and play against these niggas.
He not playing with them.
Listen, Saturday night, we got a fun weekend in New York.
Saturday night, we got the Knick game.
That Devin Haney fight is tonight also.
Yes, yes, yes.
Somebody called me, shout out to Letty, friend of the show.
Love you, Letty.
She hit me and was like, yo, you want to go to the fight?
I'm like, never that.
I thought you was going to surprise me and go.
Never going to a Ryan Garcia fight, ever.
He was fighting Tank.
I didn't go.
I ain't going there.
Why you acting all doofy on the internet?
I don't want to see none of that.
I think Haney going to beat his ass.
And I want to see that on TV.
If they invited you to the Tyson or Jake Paul show, would you go or no?
Okay.
So there's no fight, Joe?
Who, Nanny?
There's no fight that you would currently say, if I see this person fight, I'm going to take my ass and go there.
That's not right.
I mean, that's not true.
There's a certain Tank fight that I would pull up to.
Okay.
I'm going to box office, big boy time, belt time.
Got it.
Belt time, the baddies is out.
We all in Vegas.
That's what we're doing.
Okay, got it.
I'm not going.
Ryan Garcia is not getting me out of the comforts of my home.
So you're not going to Miami for the Adrian Broner fight?
No.
I won't be at the Adrian Broner fight.
Neither will Corley Ray.
Listen, I'm just asking.
Now, Canelo Alvarez.
I'll go to Canelo.
So you'll go to a Canelo fight?
It'll only depend on
who he's fighting.
Well, he ain't gonna fight
because he's running
from Week 12 to 8.
I know, but yeah.
I'll go for that.
But I am going to watch
that Devin Haney fight.
Congratulations to the Knicks
on an amazing 50-win season.
The only other team besides the Celtics in the East to win 50 games.
Just go Knicks, man.
And we ain't played the Sixers in the playoffs in 35 years.
I do think this is going to be interesting.
Wow, really?
Yeah, 35 years.
I don't, 89.
I don't think that Miami can beat the Knicks either, but they not in it.
So, good luck.
The Knicks are balling, yo.
That's really what it is.
And the Knicks just, it's still,
the Knicks don't want to get in the Knicks.
It just hurt my heart that Draymond
and some of the other people
speak about the Knicks in a fashion.
I just had to, I had to use my platform
because she was too crazy.
It was too crazy.
And if we really want to talk about it,
do I have a clip?
I don't know if I have the clip.
I do have a clip. Okay. This is how they spoke about Jalen Brunson when he was signed.
Idea. And for one, to go all in in hopes of signing Jalen Brunson.
They're going to look at Jalen Brunson and they're like, wait, we'd spent $27 million
a year on this. And by the way, he's not a one.
I'm not even sure he's a real two.
The saddest sweepstakes ever.
The Jalen Brunson sweepstakes.
Is Jalen Brunson one of the 10 best point guards in basketball?
Maybe he's 10.
I don't think he's top 10.
I mean, he might not be top 14.
I don't think this is a move.
Disrespectful move.
Oh, that puts them in the playoff contention.
It's got to be something in addition to Jalen Brunson.
He's not going to be the type of player that elevates them into contender stats.
Shut up, Brian Wynne-Hurston.
That was everybody.
No, this was all the guys.
That was all of them.
This was all the guys.
You know what it sound like?
Shitting on Jalen Brunson when he got signed.
But it's cool.
I ain't going to use my platform for Nick Bias.
Go Knicks. This weekend
is up. If you on that
side, stay on that side, and that's
it. Let's go, Phil. Knicks in six.
You already know. Fuck out of here. Now,
what else we got? I don't have anything else that I have
to share that's important.
I don't have anything else that's important for me to
share. Congrats to Ashanti and
Novi. Oh, yeah.
I had to give a big congrats to Ashanti and Nelly.
Yes.
Love wins.
I love seeing people split up.
Go get right circle to block.
Come back, and then we come back stronger than ever.
Get the man that you love that you shouldn't have left originally.
Go live the single life you want to live.
But when it's time to settle down and do it the right way, go back to that man.
Let him propose.
Get pregnant.
Have the fairytale end
and you do it the right way.
You don't have to just
venture through life
looking at the people
that you love
flourish on Instagram.
Like, if you love them,
reach out to that person, man.
See if there's a chance
that you could reignite the flame.
Say, yo, I dropped the ball. Yeah. Say, yo, I dropped the ball.
Yeah.
Say, yo, I dropped the ball.
I had a lot of dip on my chip back in the day and thought there was some better options floating around.
But now that I've been outside, I was wrong.
And I am not the hot shit I thought I was.
Many of these men have just totally disregarded my singleness and my single ass.
And I think that we had some great times and we should try to get it going again sometimes.
All right.
That's crazy.
That's fucking crazy.
I got something I think they sleeping on.
I got something I think they sleeping on.
Let's hear it.
I want to shout out to friend of the show.
This record is by a young lady named Anaya Yesair.
And this song is called Won't Let Me.
Board members. members I got the door Even though I don't want this no more
I keep falling deep, baby, that's for sure
And I guess I guess why so many times Cause it's stuck in my head
Too good to be true
He always end up back in my bed
I need what he brings me
Give me that cause shaking my legs
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I need it now
Let me get that pop, pop, pop
Bust it two, three, four rounds
I need it now You like that ooh, nah, nah it two, three, four rounds I need it now
You like that ooh na na Sticky, icky, lock you down
How do we manage through all of this damage?
Can't hardly stand it, but one thing that's standing is
Love, you got me holding my breath
Heart beating right through my chest
I keep getting weak in my knees
What are you doing to me?
And I guess I guess why so many times
Cause it's stuck in my head
Too good to be true He always end up stuck in my head Too good to be true
He always end up back in my bed
I need what he brings me
Always put that shake in my leg
He smart with that head
Oh, I need it now
Let me get that pop, pop, pop
One, two, two, three, four, right
I need it now
Pull up with that ooh-na-na
Dickie, yeah, he lock you down How do we manage?
All of this damage Can't hardly stand it
But one thing that's standing is
Yeah
Brand new music from Anaya.
That record is called Won't Let Me.
Shout out to Beans.
Shout out to Philadelphia.
After my Sixers tape.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah, what's up? B, what's crazy? I'm going up to Toronto. Back in, I guess it was like 21, Tory had put out a NFT album.
And this is one of the bonus tracks off of it.
It's called When It's Dark.
FG.
I'm just trying to understand.
Where was the L?
I mean,
the shows got bigger.
All I did was cop more cars,
cop more ice more crabs the press got bigger I guess as you can say life's changed yeah Canada yeah $20,000 stuff to my marriage, $400 on that cullin', that shit scary
Cause when I was backin' out them business, nah, y'all ain't hear me
Got a Rolls Royce, Chuck Parker, stun on any car that parked near me
Check the rollin', homie, I got time today, ballin' like I'm signin' a play
It's common by diamonds, eatin' ramen on a private plane
Disrespectful shooters with me, they'll make your mama stain
I done lost it all, got nothin' to lose, I let my llama bang
Niggas say it's beef, but I don't see it, I just see 50 packs
50 him, 50 him, by the night, go get him wet
Twitter niggas dissin' while I'm laughin', bringin' Millie's back
Boy, you said it's danger, put that work and bring my glizzy back
I'm wearin' out these sweats for a week straight
Left them in police tape, my alibi, police tape
Yeah, I still a nigga flow, and what?
And what?
I rockin' four diamonds and diamonds
Chinchilla jackets inside of the hottest climates
If my mom could see me now, she'd say I'm flyin'
Get a whip for me, 20 golden changes like I'm Mr. T
Shittin' me? I done took some time, but now I'm focused
Pose like a plumber, you ain't on shit, then don't approach us
Cancel me and send me where? I'm gang gang with all them roaches
We poppin' on them coaches, gettin' the doses with them toasters
Checkmate
Hoppin' on my Hezzy, step on the court, doin' them head fakes
Niggas keep on sleepin' on me, hope they'll sleep till the bed break
Coppin' all my dogs, watch, they used to rob niggas barefaced
Middy still work the camera for me, but the nigga rollie with the red face
Still gettin' head in the staircase, niggas call me a head case
$20,000 poppin' out the rubber band, nigga all dead faced
I remember nights when my dawg told me that he used to want the red wraith
Now we pissin' on the wraith, nigga we the made it, nigga ain't a fed race
Nigga hoe, yeah
Uh, $40,000 spent at all that stroking
Fuck about that dog, we might slap up the promotion
Old niggas talkin' and I ain't hearing them
I put phantom
I leave cast body in that casket
It's careers in
My prime to your prime
Dog, it's no comparison
What you gon' compare?
Some smack DVD appearances?
Ding, ding, ding
Fifteen seconds of fame is up
What's in them hotels with R. Kelly?
We should flame you up
Plain James everywhere like Spiderman aiming up
Peace shooter pocket rocking Making sure my baby's up.
She can't even diss me properly.
She know I'm a crazy fuck.
Off the lean, I got this bitch screaming off my lazy fuck.
If you see me, I with two bitches cause my ladies fuck.
If you see me, I with your new bitch, that bitch my ladies fuck.
Feeling like a porn star, watching all this paper come.
Got you on the on star, I'm about to come and flame you up.
Suitcase full of K
Got me getting paper cuts
I might buy the house beside my house
To get my neighbors up
Niggas say I'm trippin' lady
I don't give you favor, fuck
Diamonds with the latest cuts
Promise I ain't changing up
Yeah, in it to the end of it
It's me against the world
But shit been feeling like I'm winning
I laugh about these rap niggas
With a fold in my position
More old money than a picture
Why I got a hole for my extension?
Canada.
Stop fucking playing with us, nigga.
It's umbrella shit.
Ain't no joke, nigga.
That's When It's Dark, Tory Lanez.
He was getting his shit off.
What?
Yeah, he went fucking nuts on that.
What?
He was getting his shit off.
A lot of people didn't check that.
I noticed they recently added the album to streaming.
Oh, for real
But this song isn't on there
But
Interesting
Yeah he put a little
NFT album out
The NFT wave
Was a strange wave
It was
Damn
Strange wave
Y'all know where the fuck
I'm going
Huh
Nas Big Preem
Define my name
Yeah
Happy birthday to Illmatic
30
What defines my name
What defines my name?
What defines my name?
N-A-S What defines my name?
N-A-S
What defines my name?
Name existed forever, means victory, hope a whole name means protector.
Shortened it by two letters, without the I-R at the end.
The reincarnated Gil Scott, living in the bottle again
The World Cup in Moscow, where the blondes were ten
Vape pen when I speak is like a lottery win
Quote my total, multi-mogul, so fly after walking any spot
Every bot's me soaking, from a time when we were stronger
Today's streets are karma, they used to kill for shade sneaks and bombers
Uh, my name existed forever, before Christians came in America even better
The click sounds of they mouths was language for humans
With stick figures and K's my name's written fluent
Nasty like way before even Rome had a sewage For 50,000 years ago if I could choose its
origin Since there's nothing to gain by assuming
I'ma say the definition of my name the truets, I shock them like real bullets and prop guns
Creep with baddies and sequins, dresses with high strung
Fresh off the jet, you can see my vision while I've come
How much time y'all got? Yo, Prima, let's drop something
What defines my name?
What defines my name?
N-A-S
What defines my name?
N-A-S, what defines my name? N-A-S, what defines my name?
D&A and King James, Kenneth St. Michael Polygamist minded, seven wives on ridiculous timing
They always share the same title, that be the whiskey talk
That's foul like a stop at Fritz New York at 20
I said I better quit my 30 than my 30
I thought by 40 rapping is corny
How wrong was I?
Never would've thought that 50 new songs by Nas would be hard and loud
I leave them scared like when they hear their name called but ain't nobody there
The definition of my name probably started where?
I wrote the E-Trade, fingers covered in ink stains
Writing was like an escape, excitedly the beat flamed
It was Rob, Kane, Coogee and Chris, names like Coojane's face cube and Rick that
was musically sick successful and unnatural I throw these songs in a cyanide capsule the truth
is poison to any fraud demigod rockin' suits and shoes goin' against any odds how could you hate
me I survived the 80s the D's the trauma embalming fluid in late sweet inhale fumes from a stove or
cook up to shows booked up I chose to take the world over, look up
What defines my name?
What defines my name?
N.A.S.
What defines my name?
N.A.S.
What defines my name?
Hey yo, 30 years later, Illmatic was dropped
Yeah, man, what the fuck am I doing?
Hey yo, Pring, chill
I got the rhymes, you got the beats
30 years later, we back in the streets
We back in the lab
Let's go, Nas
It's time, it's album time
It's time, it's time
Black is time
As Define My Name, Nas, and DJ Premier.
Again, happy birthday to Illmatic, one of the greatest pieces of art in this art form.
Album coming soon, hopefully.
It's fire.
Yeah, man.
I'm going to McKenzie, and the song is called Velvet.
Yo, it go crazy at the end.
You'll like it.
Okay.
That type of shit.
I'm his shit.
Backpack. A little'll like it. Okay. That type of shit. And his shit? Backpack?
A little music-y.
Mmm.
Stay reminiscent on days in the rain
You know we got through the well
You and me forever
We're meant to be together
Be together
Stayed up late Saturday
Thought it couldn't be much better
You and me together
We're meant to be forever
Be forever
I'll never run away
From your heart Run away From who we are People Let's go, man! Yeah, fuck these niggas up! Huh?
Fuck.
He was up by some wife-saving shit that's gonna win him the battle.
I'm the man that we selected.
Here we settle.
Your life's a jack-in-the-box.
I see how you get them hoodie sales now, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a smooth operetta, boy.
Yo, is this girl white?
She ripped like she white.
Is she white?
Liz McKenzie.
Oh, yeah.
McKenzie is white, yes!
Oh my gosh, please come on!
Come on!
Please come on!
Oh my gosh, the way!
I think we call those hymns I
Now surround me like velvet
Now surround me like velvet
In a twine
You know what's up, bro?
From the moment we felt it
He jammin', he done, like homies on Yeah, we felt it Yeah, we felt it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh All right, that was Samantha Smith.
That's a nice one.
Tell me.
Say whatever you want to say, bro.
That's a nice little unmelanated voice right there.
That is Mackenzie with velvet.
Nah, that unmelanated voice right there, I see his bag.
That's fire.
He don't play. What you got, Mel? He don't play. Mel, I see his bad. That's fine.
He don't play.
What you got, Mel?
Mackenzie's great, though.
Mackenzie's great, though.
She's amazing.
Don't be down, though.
I'm not trying to be down.
You're not peeping it.
You're not peeping it.
She's fucking amazing.
She's like, that's some old shit.
That was cool.
That's some old shit.
We bet on Mackenzie.
What you about to hit him with, big Mel?
There was some white girls at the bar last time I seen you. Y'all Wale Sleeper?
There was some white girls
at the bar. You're funny.
There was white girls over there when you was getting the hookah moved around.
There was. They started looking at you.
Dude, that little hookah tray worked.
Yo, move my shit over there so the
pogs can...
So the pogs...
That nigga's the pog killer.
The pog whisperer. The pog whisperer.
The pog whisperer.
Can I ask a really basic question?
Of course.
You.
Fuck you.
The shit.
Who's pog mean?
Fat ass white girl.
Got it.
Okay.
So my sleeper is called Girlfriend by Ayana.
She can't wait no longer.
Damn. And everything in my mind And honey, for please don't go ahead All that's done and you've been doing's enough How can I make you understand
You got me feeling like I'm ready to fall
Boy, I think you and me
Get on to something
Don't ignore the energy
We're creating
And I don't believe in coincidences
Boy, I think you should make me your girlfriend
Boy, I used to be stronger
If that was before you
Baby, now you're coming to me on a roll I wish I could be stronger If that was before you
Baby, now just come and take me over Now every time you look at me, I'm asleep
And I try to resist, but my heart don't know how
Yeah, I thought I was me, we're onto something
Don't ignore the energy we're creating
And I don't believe in coincidences
Boy, I think you should be your girlfriend
Tell me this is what you wanted
Baby, I'm falling
I just gotta be honest Follow me
I just gotta be honest
Yeah
Oh boy, boy I think you and me Are onto something
Don't ignore the energy
We're creating
Ignore the energy we're creating And I don't believe in coincidences
Boy, I think you should leave me your girlfriend
That's Girlfriend by Ayanna.
That was dope.
That's a lot.
Oh, I gotta sleep, but fuck y'all.
Uh-oh.
Talk your shit. That was a little slap Oh, I got to sleep, but fuck y'all. Uh-oh. Talk your shit.
That was a little slap right there.
I'm sorry, Mackenzie.
You got it?
I'm sorry, Mackenzie, right there.
Nah, Mel got you out of here.
If I was your girlfriend, nigga, you know what I would do on that thing.
That's what she said in the song, nigga.
You ain't even getting treated right.
If I ain't your girl, nigga.
If I was your girl, different ball game.
You know what I mean?
I'd make you better.
Yo, stop.
Why you be doing that to your niggas, boy? You know you be getting us in trouble, huh?
He said his goal is to get niggas in trouble.
Why?
Because we can't get him in trouble.
I was partying by myself.
With us together. I was partying by myself. With us here together.
I was partying by myself.
But baby, with you, I part better.
And this nigga want to know why niggas all over the place.
Come to their crib.
This nigga's crazy.
Girl, I part better.
Hey, what's your sleepwear?
The million ain't made nobody better.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
You made niggas worse.
You getting it all.
Oh, shit.
What a joke.
They had to leave you to get the 90 million.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
The niggas had to leave you to get the half a bill.
Every time a nigga left you, he came up.
Reggie was there.
They took his Heisman.
Give me that shit.
They took your shit.
All right, dog.
You might as well get that everybody.
You're a wild ass, huh?
You're wilder now.
What?
Super wilder.
Get him his eyes back.
My sleep is one more.
I can't believe that.
Wait, what?
You got a sleeper?
Now I'm sitting up here.
Damn right I'm getting a sleeper.
Come on, we only been here five hours of school.
I don't care.
I don't have nowhere to be.
What's the next five minutes?
Yeah.
I don't have nowhere to go.
What's his name?
The group is Juan More.
Are you playing Juan Ye Kids?
Juan Ye's songs.
This nigga want a deal.
Oh, shit.
He trying to get with the kids.
Yeah, they not letting you write for Juan Ye Kids.
Well, first off, first off, first off.
He trying to get in that Mary session.
First off, watch him off.
I'm already tapped in.
That's one.
Two.
With Juan Ye's kids?
Two.
Nigga, we was out when Wanya was out.
That ain't a flex.
This is called Sleepers.
So the song that I'm playing is Along With You.
It's a Tevin Campbell remake, which was a sleeper then.
It's a sleeper now.
Yeah, no, they smoked that.
And they killed this.
They smoked that.
So salutes to Juan Moore.
They smoked that.
I'm Dick Rodney.
Juan Moore.
They smoked that.
Niggas ain't even know this was a Tevin record.
You should have told them.
You should have told them nothing.
Tapp smoked this.
Ooh, let's go.
Wait, pause this for a second.
Pause this for a second.
That's crazy what you're doing.
For a few months now, we've had an Issh and Mel sleeper battle going.
Here you come trying to piggyback, break up that synergy with some shit.
You try to play a slap after Mel's slap and get Issh's slap out of here.
Yo, this nigga want to get to the cabin.
Issh, they going to murder you if you come up here.
I'm using Juan May for the cabin.
Yeah, you're going to be a daylight episode.
Hold up now.
Look at your two-step as me.
Get away, nigga. Get away. And I love the time we spend Waiting for the break of day to come
So I can see your smile in the sun
I guess I couldn't wait to get this done
To see your pretty face, I gotta stay cool
Break it down
I don't need that
I don't need that
Take this as a pleasure
Girl, I learned my lesson I learned my lesson
We be, ooh
Natural way you see me
Take this as a pleasure
That's why
Cause you're so me
That's what I'm bein' with you
I just wanna be alone
There's nothing else I'd rather do
There's nothing else I'd rather do
There's nothing else I'd rather do There's nothing else I'd rather do
There's nothing else I'd rather do
I know, I know, I know
I just want to be alone I tried to impress you with my tone
I tried to be perfect, you're my friend
So don't ever call me back again
Don't leave me
See me, I take this as a fashion
Girl, I learned my lesson
We be cool Girl, I learned my lesson I learned my lesson Yes, I have
The natural way
The natural way
Take this as a pressure
Yeah
Girl, don't be afraid
Girl, don't be afraid
Yeah
Take this as a pressure
Girl, I learn my lesson
Keep it cool, natural way to see things Take this as a question No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Break it down
I just wanna be
I just wanna be
I just wanna be, I just wanna be with you
I just wanna be, I just wanna be with you
Nothing else I'd have to do
I just want the chance I had to do
You know, you know, you know, you know, you know
Just wanna be with you
What's the name of that little slap right there? You know, you know, you know You know, you know, you know You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you know
You know, you know, you If I Was Your Girlfriend,
and your song is I Just Want to Be Alone With You.
Yep.
Okay.
Copy, copy.
I'm putting cases on all you niggas.
That's peace.
No, I know it's peace.
Yo, y'all can play whatever sleep is.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Whatever speaks to your heart.
Yeah, let the music speak for you sometimes.
That's right.
Great show today
real good show today vibes you have it in your Serato Wow
oh I did not crazy why you rap
anybody have anything
they want to get off
of their chest
their hearts
minds
bodies and souls
before we get out of here
real good episode today
proud of everybody
coming in on a Friday
giving it your all
of course
hope everybody has
a really good weekend
exciting weekend
a safe
safe weekend
I mean
don't try to not come
to work next week
don't try to die
or car accident no I'm gonna be nice next week don't try to die or car accident
I want to say something
I want to give a rest
and peace to Kim
I'm going to a funeral today
so I want my family
so I'm going to say
rest in peace to her
and stuff like that
sad in the heart earlier
but rest in peace to Kim
love you
keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, Lord knows, each and every one of us need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios,
cerebrodurchy, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye.
Ew.
Hey.
Hey.
Here we go.
Now, this might be
My little Escalade
Ride music tonight
Telling you
There you go
A lot of action
In the city tonight
A lot of birthday parties
Might be outside
Tonight too
Outside tonight
A lot of celebratory
Activity outside
This weekend
Is you watching
The Fight This Weekend game
Of course
Where you gonna be at
Wawa
I'm not sure
Might be
It's a Wawa Yeah You gonna be a DJ With Mama Love You gonna be at? Wawa? I'm not sure. It's a Wawa.
It's a Wawa.
It's gonna be a DJ Wawa house.
He probably know DJ Wawa.
He know shit.
It's no mad people.
Man, yo, what you doing this weekend?
Tell the truth.
He's family, he said.
Just said I might go see my mom.
Are you leaving?
You going to Virginia?
I think so.
All right. She's so think so. All right.
She's so ish.
All right, man.
Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol.
You might need it.
And that was it, man.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Now he found his voice again.
When the gay dude at the Nicki show was singing,
you ain't find your voice.
When the gay dude at the Nicki show was singing,
you ain't find your voice.
I let y'all paint them narratives.
It's cool.
Got them smooth.
Y'all got to stop lying on narratives.
Sometimes the narrative be the narrative.
Sometimes the narrative be the truth.
No.
I laughed it off, but I would have...
Never mind.
You didn't, though.
I chose to be nice. Oh. I chose to be nice.
Oh, you chose to be nice.
You spared him.
You would've...
What?
Yo, come on.
He wouldn't tear down another black man.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
He wouldn't tear down a black man.
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to say it.
Yeah, respect.
That's peace.
Salute, peace, and respect.
You would've...
Mel, good luck with your house renovating this weekend.
Thank you.
Thank you. Appreciate that. Mel good luck with your house renovating this weekend thank you thank you appreciate that
I was eavesdropping
on the call you had
last part
good luck with some of that too
thank you
I appreciate that
you be eavesdropping
on the motherfucker
I know
if y'all walk outside
and look like y'all
having an important conversation
I'll walk right behind y'all
well in all due respect
y'all be on the phone
just yelling at the phone
I would sit right there on the phone guess who come around the corner
and then turn around and look this nigga's crazy I just want to hear what's going on man
I'm invested in you guys all the way 100 fully I don't ever want there to be a moment where y'all
question my will determination dedication and investment into what we're doing.
It's very important to me.
At all times.
In here and outside of here.
It's true.
I love y'all.
I love y'all.
We love you too.
I don't tell y'all enough.
Y'all mean a lot to me.
Y'all mean a lot to me.
I appreciate y'all.
And I'm grateful for y'all.
We love you back, Joe.
That's love.
Thank you, Parks.
Thank you, Parks, Imani, Ice, Flint, and Mel.
And we invested here as well.
You won't love me on here, right?
Fuck out of here.
You love Danny?
Do you love your friend Danny?
I love all my friends.
There you go.
There you go. What's wrong with you? That's respect.? I love all my friends. There you go. There we go.
What's wrong with you?
That's respect.
Oh, you all friends matter.
All friends matter, okay.
Say less.
It's good.
It's different.
The rest are wrong.
Danny got a hoodie?
An issue?
No.
Oh, I was about to punch you
and you agreed to square it up.
What?
Danny ain't buying a hoodie.
Joe ain't buying a hoodie.
No.
Stop playing.
Yeah, go ahead.
That's the answer. Joe invested his finances in other things. and not in issues hoodies and in multiple ish ventures. No, he has not
Yeah, stop. No. Yes. Yes. I am. What we're I'm telling you which ones I'm glad
You know you invested in my ventures, but I don't know the investors you do know but you won't play rock cuz in address
I'm glad your face is just on the spot.
I'm doing that delight.
Yeah, I know.
Nice ass light.
Now you made me rewind the song.
I made you go.
We were supposed to end it right there, but now I got to rewind the shit.
All right, I'm done, man.
This is good.
This is good.
Thank you, Mel, for hitting a little two step with me.
You're welcome.
These fucking, these guys with two left feet.
Why y'all don't move around?
For real, honestly, I'm asking that and then we can go. with me. You're welcome. These fucking, these guys with two left feet. Why y'all don't move around?
For real, honestly,
I'm asking that and then we can go.
Why y'all only look
a little two-step,
a little shoulder lean,
a little something?
Genetics.
Why y'all just look
a little stoic?
Who don't do that?
You.
You're wrong.
Okay, so say him then.
I'll say y'all.
Yeah, you.
That's not true.
I used to be moving,
doing wrapping hands
and all that shit.
It's be you.
You only turn up
on bag fuel.
You're so corny, yo, you're such a child. Only on bag fuel and eight at the table.'s be you. You only turn up on Bad Fuel. You're so corny.
Yo, you're such a child.
Only on Bad Fuel
and 8 at the Table.
Yo, you're so corny, dog.
Me and Mel seen
that 8 at the Table shit, too.
Don't start, bro.
Please don't start.
He's fucking with you now.
It's all right.
It's all right.
He seen it, probably.
No, he seen it.
Hell, play.
Yeah.
We seen what you said.
Stop judging all women
by them couple girls, you know. Women are not a monolith for real all girls don't act like that
and at your big age come on oh
girls don't leave me alright peace, love, happiness
wealth, health
happiness, prosperity
all of that good shit man
y'all hold it down, we'll be back same time
same place next week, everybody
enjoy a beef free
weekend
last time I said that we got all the beef on a Saturday
I just want to.
Yeah, Imani, it's my vibe this weekend now.
You fucked it up.
That is my vibe.
I'm telling you.
And I'm going to be honest, they killed it more than him.
I'm not never going to say that, but I understand what you're saying.
But it's still tab, so.
And they did this.
They didn't even invite you to the studio
You could have hit the Lord
These are your harms
These are your harms that they're doing
But it's cool
Forget it man
Hey
Have a blessed glorious weekend
I've held y'all hostage for way too long
Hey cut this shit off
Everybody enjoy themselves
Hold it down
It's Friday
Niggas got hard outs
And oh shit
Rapper brain kicked in
Can't say that but just hard outs
Hard out
Everybody hold it down. Let me hit the little drops Joe Guess I'm going to jail. Guess I'm going to jail. No, no, no, no.
JVP, JVP.
That's the one.
My hair went to me without the JVP.
With an opera.
No, no, stop.
This is performative.
Listen.
This is performative.
Yeah, it changes.
No more is a performative.
Get this out of here.
No more.
No more.
Because I want Josh.
That's enough.
Hold on.
No, hold on.
OK, OK.
Enough of the performing.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
OK.
OK, man.
OK.
I like this stuff.