The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 616 - Harley Breen & Danny McGinlay

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

Two great mates on the show this week: HARLEY BREEN & DANNY MCGINLAY! We finally wrap up the saga of the Mystery Bus Spewer from our live show in Heathcote just in time to delve into some new drama from our recent live show in Perth! PLUS, Karl’s put photos on the wall of his comedy club, much to the chagrin of some other comedians, Danny’s going to be back on the TV (?), and Harley somehow has stories that trump nearly every single topic that we’ve brought up. Huge fun!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Little Dumb Dumb Club, a great new episode with guests Harley Breen and Danny McGinley. You can support the Little Dumb Dumb Club on Patreon. Get onto patreon.com slash little dumb dumb club. You get two bonus episodes every week. There's a huge back catalogue there for you to enjoy and we really appreciate your support. We will talk to you more in the back end of the episode in Talking Dumb Dumb. But until then, enjoy this great new episode with Harley Breen and Danny McGinley. Hey, mates.

Welcome once again into the Little Dumb Dumb Club for another week. Thank you very much for joining us. My name is Tommy Dasolo. With me, as always, the other half of the program, Carl Chandler. Hello, dickheads. Very special show today. We've got two great guests. Please welcome into the little dum-dum club, Harley Breen and Danny McGill.

Thanks for finally getting me on, guys. I've heard so much about your podcast. Long-time listener. First-time caller. We get it. I've listened to every episode. I love the thing that you do with the guy that gives out the drinks. That's so fun.

What did you do? Listen back to our, we did an episode in Heathcote a few months ago. We went down there with some friends. You definitely didn't hear anything that happened that day. I've got no memory of that. Real popular with the home listeners, that one was. Loved the yelling. Yep. What about the chair listeners, that one was. Loved the yelling. What about the chair break? That was fun.

Well, you'll like this. The guy that spewed in the bus at the end of that night, he was down in Melbourne the other week, and he washed both of our cars. He made good, because I don't know if you realise this, but when we got off the bus at the end of the trip, he did projectile vomit a 75% undigested chicken parma onto the window. Well, it's funny that I do actually have a memory of that.

And the other memory I have is of me yelling something inappropriate and Tommy Dasolo turning around from the front seat and going, probably time to go home, mate. Okay, there's the line. If one of the hosts of the Little Dumb Dumb Club is saying it's time to go home... And I don't even remember that. So I was like fucking a hundred sheets to the wind and still was like, pull your head in, mate, a bit much.

I do genuinely love your fans. I was at a football match on Saturday night and two Dumb Dumb fans sort of flagged me down in the bar and just were like, oh, hey, we're Dum Dum fans. And they were going for the Demons. I'm a Bulldogs fan. And I literally was able to say to them, oh, great. I hope you cunts have the worst night of your life.

And they were like, yay, you too, fuck it. Hadn't even seen the scarves yet. Oh, yeah. So you go to the office, fuck you. Yeah then he's like, oh yeah, I'll see you guys in Melbourne. Fuck you. Yeah, well, yeah, he came and made good. So we had to clean up the bus and everything the next day. So he's from... So he chucked inside the bus.

Yeah. All over the window, all over the seat. And then just walked out. Yeah. Didn't even say anything about it. No, no, no. Walked out, but did this. So I turned around.

He'd done it behind us. We've talked about this before. And then there was a pool of vomit on the seat as well with a mobile phone on it and then and then the guy's gone the guy's gone and it's like i mean i'm not colombo but i reckon we can track this guy how could you we forgot his phone yeah yeah yeah i tried bringing it but there was no answer that's the smartest criminal ever. They'll never find me. Yeah, I mean, it rang. I picked it up and said hello, but there was no one on the other end.

Oh, wait, I don't remember spewing. Fuck, it was me all along. So we're looking at the phone going, well, this guy won't be far away. And then this guy ran onto the bus, grabbed his phone, and I go, mate, you just fucking spewed on the seat and on the window. And he goes, no, I didn't. And then just ran off. It's so good.

I love it. It's real. I reckon pre the Trump presidency, that wouldn't have crossed his mind. You know, it's just purely like deny, deny, deny. I didn't. It also smacks of Oliver Clark's pants. Yes. Yes.

You know. What a sentence. A seat cut. Say that Clarke's pants. Yes. Yes. You know, it's pretty simple. A seat cut. Say that on any other podcast. Exactly. A long, long, long time ago on this podcast, for people that don't remember or haven't gone back that far, he did a gig at Spleen one night.

He wears an elaborate outfit on stage. His street clothes were backstage. And this fucking bizarre... A suit. Yeah. This fucking bizarre... A suit? Yeah. This fucking bizarre New Zealand open mic-er then for some reason shit himself and then saw those clothes... It's a big kick spade.

And then put those clothes over the top of his shitted-in clothes and get to the end of the night. So cut to me and Ollie and a bar staff chasing this guy down the street to go, can we have those clothes back? And then him telling us the story and admitting to it and then us finding out there's shit in the clothes

and then going, just keep going actually. Didn't he offer to pay it back with a voucher? Yes. Yeah, that's right. I'll send you a, because he's back in New Zealand by that point and he's messaging you being like, yeah, I'll send you a... Because he's back in New Zealand by that point. Yes, yes. And he's messaging you being like, yeah, I'll send you a Jeans West voucher.

It's like, what for New Zealand? I think it wasn't even Jeans West. It was sort of like, you know, I'll give you a McHamilton's voucher. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? What's that? McHamilton's. That great clothing chain.

Over five million pants served. So yeah, you're right. This was real shades of that. Spew all over the window, all over the seat. No, it couldn't have been me. And then he just... I've never seen anything like it. It's like pitch black.

We're just in a back street in Footscray. He just gets off the bus and just legs it off into the darkness. And I thought, this man will turn up dead. There's just no way we're ever going to see this person again. I thought that about a lot of people on that bus. I thought that about you when I was chastising you. That sounded like a threat, Tommy. This man will end up dead.

I just was flashing forward. I'm like, we're going to be interviewed on a true crime podcast. We're now the last people to have seen him alive. To be fair, we're doing this last people to have seen him alive. To be fair, that was... Fuck this. We're doing this podcast. Now we've got to do another one. That was at about 11 o'clock at night, from memory.

Yeah, it was late. And to be fair to everyone on that bus, we were drunk at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah. So it's amazing there was only one vom. Yes. Yeah. No, good point. No, I think there was more, but we...

They cleaned it up? We didn't have to deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who did clean it up? We did. We did. Oh, good on you. Because it was a bus that we'd hired. it Yeah Who did clean it up? We did We did Because it was a bus that we'd hired Yeah

And who drove? What? You don't own a bus? Yeah it was my bus We never got around to cleaning it up It's just out in the street You're right It was the spew bus

You're right Who drove? We hired We just put a shout out A listener was like Yeah I drive trains and trucks And fucking everything So I can drive this

And then he very generously Did that and didn't drink And was just happy to do that Hail to the bus driver He was a great man He was a great man I thought You know soliciting a bus driver

You thought he'd done it He just walked back Into the bus Done a spiel And thought the perfect crime I didn't do it on the windscreen I thought he was going to be The thing that undid us Right He was the best bit about it Yes Yeah because I thought You was going to be the thing that undid us.

He was the best bit about it. I thought you'd hide the bus and usually you get a driver with it. And then you have to clean it up. And you get chastised by a man wearing socks and sandals. It wasn't a coach. I think that was an option. But I could fairly easily see into the future and go, we don't need anyone telling us off.

Like, bad things are going to happen. We need our own person on the inside. And the best part about this too is that the bus that you did hire didn't require a special license to drive. Yeah. But it did require somebody not you to. Yes. Don't get me wrong.

I mean, there were a lot of special people on the bus, but no license holders. Yes. No, you're right. You're dead right. But we had the right man for the job. Perfect. In that he'd never even been to a live show before

and he's like, oh, this is my first one. It's like, that's all you go do. And you drive a fucking bus to it and drive all of us to it. Technically, his first live show would have been because I had our equipment, our recording gear and we worked out that like the speaker system

in the bus, you could jack a microphone into it. Oh, yes. So we were just riffing over a mic in the bus. So I think technically that was the first live show

he's ever been to. I like that for people at home right now, they're getting the behind the scenes on an episode they all hate. Yeah.

Yeah, no, totally. We don't need to know more about this. We need to know less about this. No, but this is good. We didn't really do much right now they're getting the behind the scenes on an episode they all hate. Yeah. We don't need to know more about this. We need to know less about this. No, but this is good. We didn't really do much clarity after the event. So if you skip that episode, you can listen to this and then you can go back a few months and hear the actual event. That's exciting.

I wonder how many parallel universes in the multiverse that driver drove it into a tree just to end it all? Or we did a good episode in Heathcote. I think one is more likely. I think literally every other multiverse that happens. This is the only one where the episode actually ended up happening. Who would have thought recording in a corrugated iron shed would have been bad for sound? Yeah.

Oh, it's, yeah, I mean, I'm sure we talked about this with you at the time, but incidentally, the sound guy,

like, charged us with Monty and then fucked off. Yeah, went to another gig. But honestly, that was the least of our worries. The quality of the audio.

Anyway, old Spoozy McGee made good. Good on him. We out him on this. We left it for a bit. We thought, let's give him a chance to sort of like, you know, message us and, you know. So you named names.

Beg forgiveness. No. We left it for a bit and then we talked about it and we shamed him. And he was like, oh, yeah, boys. Yeah, I'm going to be down in Melbourne at some stage and I'll clean your cars for you. And we just thought, this is fucking never happening. Were you guys tempted to go full bulimia in your back seat

just to make it hard for him? I mean, honestly, it did happen pretty last minute. So I was like, fuck, I really should have trashed this thing a little bit more to make a job harder for him. Yeah, I should,

every time my kid's like, I need to go potty, it's like, out we go to the Beamer. Isn't it one of the most, one of the least on-brand things that Carl Chandler drives a BMW? Well, not when you see it. I know it looks shit, but it's just never sat right.

It does. It didn't when you got it, but you fucked that. No, you're right. The outside still looks fine. The inside's no good. The inside's no good. Taking a shit in it might have fixed it a little bit. It's just such an anachronism. The outside still looks fine. The inside's no good. The inside's no good. Yeah. Taking a shit in it might have fixed it a little bit.

It's just such an anachronism. What should I drive? You... I think a Beamer is perfect for car. I think it's not too bad. Like an old Beamer. It's like, yeah. It's not great. It's old.

It's like 989 or something like that. So it's not like I'm like, oh, fucking hootie-toot. You're a Monaro guy. No, I'm not. oh, fucking hoity-toity. You're a Monaro guy. No, I'm not. No, he's not. I'm not Monaro. He's a man full of opinions with no degree to back it up.

It's a beamer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. You have not looked at Twitter, have you? Yeah, but Monaro's not me. No way. What are you talking about? Tell you what,

you'd be in the money if you had a Monaro. Ooh, boy. I'm going to just stop talking. No one's interested. What make would you gravitate to now if you had to get a new car and you couldn't get a Beamer? Oh, look, I'm under pressure all the time. My wife does not like that car.

And she's like, just get a new one. Get a new one. So I've been like, well, I'll get another Beamer. I'll get like a 10 years younger version. And what about the car? You're on toilet Brisbane. Come on. Yeah, I'll get a new Beamer that's not so stretched out.

It's not like you to just stick with one thing and never have another experience. How's Tyler? I own one Beamer, now I'll just drive Beamers. That's it. Oh, yeah. The tyre don't make cars, do they? There's no like...

Fuck, I hope not. If there was a tyre, you'd just keep driving around in a tuk-tuk. Yes. You'd get one chipped over. I wouldn't mind that. Baby seat clipped on the back. Please, if someone's listening that has a tuk-tuk,

I know they're over here. They've got the vintage tuk-tuks around, especially Melbourne. Please, please come and pick up a tuk-tuk. Even the ones that they've got in Samoa, they're just trucks. They've got those bits on the back where it's just like where cattle would usually be

except you go in there. Totally. I went in one of those and the guy was also a DJ. And so as you drove along, he'd DJ as you drove along. We could do that. We my God. I went in one of those and the guy was also a DJ and so as you drove along he'd DJ as you drove along. We could do that.

We could podcast. I felt safe. Obviously concentrating on the road. It's like, mate, can you do something you better like

check your phone so it's safer? There's a hipster looking at their penny father and going, time for an upgrade. If anyone listening has a Kinect

with a Tuk Tuk you've got to let Carl have it for just like a week so you can just sort of try it out. No, you know what? Go to our next live podcast

in the Tuk Tuk and someone pick us up from here or whatever it is and drive us to the live podcast. And then after the pod like the old trope of pranking

someone after their wedding. Bunch of tin cans on the back of it just potted. Just podcasting. Yes. Actually you always talked about doing a tour of Maryborough episode on a bus. Do it in the

tuk-tuk. Oh, fuck. That would be good. How fuck it? Because they can't go very fast, can they? How long would it take us to get up to Maryborough? It's like a seven hour drive. Can we put it on the back of the spew bus and tow it up there? Just on the freeway.

So exciting. So it's one spew every eight hours in that bus. So I'd say about four spews and then you're there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. Let's do it. So this guy, we got notice that he was down. Yes.

And he, you know, full credit to him. He contacted us. He was like, hey, boys, happy to, you know, make good on what I said. I'll wash your cars. He was like, I'm down for my birthday. It's like, this is awesome. Should we name him? He's from Newcastle.

Yeah. I don't know. First name. You can go first name. All right. Well, I'm just looking at Tommy because I don't remember. Josh. Josh.

Good on you, Josh. Yeah. Good on you, Josh. Well done, Josh. Josh from Newcastle. We all make mistakes. And I think what's important is when you make a mistake to acknowledge that and make good. And Josh has done that.

Well done, Josh. Let's get him a present. Yeah. Let's not go that far. We still had to clean up his spew. All he did was clean a car that was reasonably clean already. Well, that was the awesome thing was that we, you know, in envisioning this, it was like, oh, fuck, this will be awesome.

We'll put this cunt to work. And then it's like, well, where can we actually do this yeah where we can pull up and there's going to be like a you know a hose right we need a water main and all that kind of stuff i guess we were thinking he'd do it like jessica simpson style in the daisy dukes absolutely yeah yeah yeah but we end up just having to go to a fucking normal car wash yeah it was just like oh you can just pay for the car wash pay ones with a

with a gurney and all of that yeah so then all of a sudden we just put it watching him put five one dollar coins and then turn the hose

off and we're going well this is worth getting up early on a Sunday take this you idiot it's all automated it takes like five minutes

yeah and we're like why didn't we do this with the spew bus yeah totally we're in there fucking cleaning in we do this with the spew bus? Yeah, totally. We're in there fucking cleaning in the middle of Footscray by ourselves. Yeah.

But no, good for him. It was very kind of him to actually follow through on it. Well, speaking of listeners and things done after live gigs, should we talk about this very briefly maybe? We just went to Perth a week ago or so. And it was a clash of the dumb cunts, really. In Western Australia? Yeah. That's weird.

No, but a clash of the different sort of dumb cunts. Listeners versus personal friends. Oh, we're telling this, are we? Yeah. Why not? I told my girlfriend this when we got home. And she's like, this is one of the most insane stories I've ever heard. This is fucked.

Okay. Sounds fun. Don't interrupt. Hang on. Harley and I got to go make popcorn. So we did the live pod in them. You know, we did it at the Rosemount Hotel over there. Thanks for having us, Rosemount.

And we said to everyone, if anyone wants a beer out in the beer garden afterwards. Great beer garden. Yeah. Awesome. Good food. All that sort of shit. So we went out there, had a talk to everyone. So far, this story's quite nice. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds lovely. Wish I was there. You don't start with, so this cunt, and then... Yes, you do. It is literally this podcast. That is pretty much as ridiculous you don't have a shirt that says... This cunt.

This cunt. have a shirt that says, This can't. So this can't. So, all right. So this can't. Comes up to us. So we're drinking with a bunch of people and whatever. And there was one guy that was coming up to us.

And, you know, good for him. Big listener of the show. And he was lovely about it. But he was saying a few things where it's like, okay, I know we're all a bit pissed, but this is all starting to come out a little bit weird. And he was telling us... Are we talking like, is he negging you? Is he using some dodgy political

beliefs? No, neither of those. Anti-vax? No, just his own quirky little things that were going on in his life. Dodgy movie opinions? No. Police Academy 4's better than 5? No. Woo! Kiss your mother with that mouth? Kiss your mother with that mouth? Kiss your mother with that mouth. Come on!

I didn't know Latin Europe was here. That's a great reference. In two ways. And four is better than five anyway. What? No, no, no. The sign on Miami Beach is better than citizens on patrol. There I've said it. So this cunt.

I disagree. I've never seen any of the police academies. Really? Do you reckon it's worth my while to go through them in 2022? Number one. They stack up. Mate, if you want to really get an insight to the police force, you've got to watch the documentary.

I hope he does. ACAP, honestly, ACAP cap um yeah so we're hanging out talking to people there uh this one guy was telling us a few weird stories and then he he started getting really aggro about uh he goes he's telling us this thing where he goes you know what i i was growing this um really long eyebrow yeah so this is on top of other weird things. I've done that, by the way. I've got eyebrow hair that if I don't trim it,

I can literally get it down and touch my cheek. Is it like just one? Sometimes, yeah. It'll just be one rogue one. It'll come down. And your partner just finds it and is like,

what the fuck is this? Yeah. Well, he was doing that deliberately. He was doing that like that was a good thing. So he had one of them that was coming down past the cheek, I think, like a really big...

You know that style? Pet project of his. Yeah, remember that style at the time where people would have like, they'd just have one big hunk of hair just coming all the way down. Like a rat's tail. Like a rat's tail on the front.

Yes, yes, exactly. Front tail. Yes, so he was doing a front tail with his eye, a front brow, front brow. I had a haircut once that was just a shaved head, but with the fringe left, the reverse mullet. Oh, nice. Hard time in the early 90s in country Queensland.

Hard time. Wow, how many people called you a cunt from a moving vehicle? Well, that was before I had the haircut. Cunt probably would have been nice, I imagine. No, I did self-censor myself A lot prettier Mate that's not even The worst haircut I had

I once had an undercut No big deal It's the 90s Everyone had undercuts But I had a crucifix Shaved into the back of my head Yes Yes

Have you got pics of this Wow I've talked about it So many different times And I've asked mum for it There must be a photo somewhere I'll go through it Wow

Yeah I mean dad keeps all of the Negatives for future court cases Different times. And I've asked mum for it. There must be a photo somewhere. I'll go through it. Yeah. I mean, Dad keeps all of the negatives for future court cases. So it might be there somewhere. So what was the thought going in? I love Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour. Yeah. No, that's fair. We all do.

After seeing that, Jesus requested to be crucified again. Yeah. He glassed himself. Put that on the back of your head. So you did a... Was this a home job? Was it a professional job? My mum did it.

Your mum did it? Yeah, my mum did it. Wow. Was that her first crucifix? It was her first, yeah. I'm the dumbest of her children. How good of a job was it? It was good.

It looked like a crucifix. But she didn't have Jesus on it. She wasn't next level. So it was just the crucifix. Well, because he's risen again. Right. How old were you? Probably 13, just had a real pivotal time.

I was also on steroids for asthma, which make you blow out and get fat. Oh, my God. And I played the trombone. Good times for me. I still take steroids every day for my asthma. And I've never... And all my hair fell out. So, thank God.

Fuck, Fat Harley with a crucifix on the back of his head playing the trombone at the same time. I imagine a few people from moving vehicles when they see that haircut insinuating that you play the skin flute. Well, it was amazing. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. Who would have thought? People held on to that image for nine years

until someone gave in. People would have looked at you and gone, there is no God. Well, it's good to be with friends. Bring it back, I reckon. Yeah. Righto. Done.

Easy. Let's do it now. Done. All right, well, it seems sort of lame to get back to this guy with a simple long eyebrow, but anyway. You're like, whatever story you tell now, Hartley's going to be able to top it. It's fine by me.

So he had the long eyebrow, and he was telling us about how he wanted to hold on to it and keep it as some sort of parting gift to a partner who was going to put it in a glory box or something like this. It was. He split up from his wife and he'd been growing it for the two and a half years. Since they broke up. Since they broke up.

And then he was going to give it, he's about to move away, and when he moved he was going to cut it off and give it to his new partner to remember him by. So there's like this weird kind of cross, like previous partner and new partner kind of thing. I gave my crucifix to... No, I did a TV show. When I had sex at 22,

I gave my crucifix that I've been saving for nine years. It's better that I did a TV show four years ago called Taboo, or three years ago, whatever. One of the episodes was about terminal illness and there was a guy, Michael, who had lung cancer and so leading up towards his death, he's still alive at the moment, he wants to get a plaster cast of his dick

to be then made into a dildo for his wife but not for her to use, for her to use on the next bloke that she's with. Not bad. That is so good. Not bad. Although you've really spoiled the next masked pegger. Yes, exactly.

That's great. Well, Tommy, I hope you've got room. That's incredible just getting together with this girl and it's like, yeah, you know, it's all good and she's, you know, she's a bit sad, like it's a tough time for her because, you know, her partner's passed away. But, yeah, I'm really feeling good about this

and I'm ready to step up and then just one day just her saying to you, now if this is going to go any further, I am going to have to fuck you in the ass with my dead partner's cock. Well, I believe in this relationship, so all right. In my head, it's still made of plaster, so it'll probably disintegrate while you're up in here. In my head, I'm thinking,

who's painting this at the Plaster Funhouse? It's just one of those stalls at Chadston. Yeah, just make it look like a clown as it's going in. And then a sad one coming out. So, his hair. So, eyebrow, eyebrow. So, he's, yeah, so that's who it was going to be. Been growing it for two and a half years.

Yeah, going to the new parties, but he's going to move away. And it's like, hey, remember me by this. So anyway, he's telling me this story. And again, this is no knock on him, no diss on him. Thanks for coming. But he's telling me a story, and I'm pissed. And I'm going, I really can't follow this story. Because even the guts of it, the base of it's not making heaps of sense to me.

Why are you telling me about your fucking eyebrow? And so it's going on. And he's quite ag base of it's not making heaps of sense to me. Why are you telling me about your fucking eyebrow? Yeah. And so it's going on and he's quite aggro about someone's fucked with it or whatever. And I'm like, oh, okay. Don't fuck with my eyebrow. Yeah, yeah. It was like that. It was like really aggressive and I'm like, okay, sorry, man.

I don't really understand what's going on. Like who would give a fuck? Why you give a fuck? Why anyone gives a fuck about this? But yeah, this is sort of confusing. Okay. And it just didn't quite go in my head properly because I'm like, I don't really understand it. Now, meanwhile, timeline wise, I've witnessed the fucking with.

Right. Okay. So yeah. So anyway, half an hour later or whatever, we go to leave and I see him. And you've witnessed someone fucking with the eyebrow. I saw the eyebrow be fucked with. Yes. So it's been, what he's complaining now about

is that it's been pulled out by someone at the beer gulch. So he's been bragging about this eyebrow and as he's bragging he gets pulled out? Well,

this is happening you know, just before. He had been telling a lot of people. Is there footage? Do we have to look at like Zapruder style?

No, no, no. I wish we could. No. So then I'm hearing all about this and I'm like, oh, it's weird that someone in here would do that. And then anyway, it cuts to half an hour later, I see him front up to one of our friends that's not a listener. Well, he's a listener actually, but he runs a business over there.

Oh, yes. I know exactly who you're talking about. Yes, yes, you do. And we already know that he is guilty. That's it. That's all gone out of my head and I see they're about to fight. Case closed.

Well, they're about to fight and then I come up and go, hey, mate, don't be hassling my mate like that. And he goes, that's the cunt that pulled out the eyebrow. I go, oh, you cunts figure it out.

There you go. If this is the friend that I think it is, this is a bald man. Yeah, well, he needs all the, needed the hair, all the help he can get. And that's why he took it. He's going to comb that over. He's going to comb one just like Flacco. Right, right, right. So then we have to deal with this guy and go, cunt, why did you do that?

And he's like, oh, I don't know, it was just annoying me. He was just looking at me and had it hanging down. So I was like, well, fuck, he kept talking to me about it. I go, oh, I don't know. It was just annoying me. He was just looking at me and had it hanging down. So I was like, well, fuck. He kept talking to me about it. I go, no, you don't fucking need that. And just pulled an eyebrow out of a stranger's head. Yeah, so I'm standing there. I'm talking to this friend.

And then this listener was there. And clearly they'd been talking earlier. But I hadn't seen any of this, right? The three of us are just kind of standing there talking. And then midway through this guy talking, our friend just kind of leans over and just like... Pulls it out. But I don't know the back. I just think like guy talking, our friend just kind of leans over and just like pulls it out. But I don't know the back.

I just think like, oh, he's just noticed it. You know, sometimes some people will just do that. They'll just see like a thing in the side of your hand. Like a mum squeezing a pimple or something.

Yeah, that kind of thing, right? And then this guy just freezes and goes, you did not just fucking do that. Hang on. Like a mum squeezing a pimple. Yeah, haven't you

given your mum ever squeezed a pimple? Has your mum ever squeezed a pimple? Has your mum ever squeezed a pimple? No. We're the odd one out here, man. Yeah. Am I weird here? Yeah, it's like when you were little and you'd have a boner and your mum would just jack you off.

Yeah, like I said, a little pimple. It's what Jesus would have wanted. Get some pus out of it. Come on, Harley. I like it when you play the trombone while I'm doing it. Why is... How about the rusty one? Why are you squeezing it

with your mouth, mum? It's unhygienic. Yucky. No, I can't remember my mum ever squeezing a people's dick. No, that's fucking weird. No, my mum still does it just the other day.

Oh, right. I've got this one that keeps on giving on my back. She's like, how is it? Pulled my shirt up and had a go at it. I'm 42. What's happened? Still haven't lost my virginity.

That's the closest too. Shaving a crucifix into your back hair. She did shave my back hair. I'm not making it up. I'm like, you've had a trim. Yeah, I'm serious. Fucking hell. I had the clippers there.

I was in the nude. Yeah. Okay. Fucking hell. I wish Eyebrow Guy was here. It's like we're doing the eyebrow story and it all just pales. It just sounds like a fucking primary school story. Yeah, mum pegged me.

Okay, anyway. We're in the beer garden. She followed me with that guy that's going to die in her pants. It's cock. So, yeah, I witnessed this, right? So it's like this guy is like...

I didn't know you were there. That was not a pig. Yeah, it was behind the camera. Maybe you couldn't see because the lights were pretty bright. Daddy! That wasn't a cruiser beast.

So yeah, I just see an innocuous just pluck of a hair. And this guy just, he melts down. He's like, and yeah, this friend of ours. This is two years of solid passive work he's done. Yeah. At this friend of ours, he's the sort of person who, he's not going to back down for any reason. No.

And he just could not give a fuck. This guy's really upset and our friend's just like... Our friend, we love him, but a fucking, a great idiot. I love him too.

He's a great bloke, but I've had several moments in our friendship where he will not back down. No. He will run towards one. I was telling this story last night to someone

and they were like, yeah, remember when he moved to Melbourne? He would just walk around at night and go up to big people and go, do you want to fight? For no reason at all. Why are we protecting Lawrence Mooney?

I think I've told this on the show before, but one night you, me, you, Harley, and this friend, we went to the tote and we were trying to, I think we were just trying to find somewhere to sit and there'd been this friend of ours picked up a pint that was like half empty. And he's walking around with it.

A bit negative, but anyway. Sorry, I should stay on more on brand with the show. Half full. Life's wonderful. You and me go to the bar, Harley, to get drinks. And this friend of ours just takes this abandoned pint that he's picked up and goes to the bartender, can you just top this up? The guy's like, did you?

Did you just pick this up? And he's like, nah, but just go and just top it up. Apart from anything else, that's not how bars work. It's not Pizza Hut. It's not bottomless carton drive. You haven't gone to a beer buffet. But also just like, the guy being like,

no, I'm not going to do that. And then our friend being like, all right, just click. And it's like, this has worked for you before. That's how he makes his life. Exactly like that. Like,

why can't I just get whatever I want? It's worth it for the one time out of 10 that it pays off. That you just get a free, but the idea that like... A free half of someone's beer. We went around later on that night just making what I'd refer to as a beer cocktail.

It was just grabbing the swill of everyone's glasses and just tipping them in. The idea that just the tap being poured into it that you've asked for, just having a little 10% refresher on top all of a sudden makes it not a scummy stolen beer. You know what I mean? Is it that mental thing of like, now that I've seen this be poured a little 10% refresher on top, all of a sudden makes it not a scummy stolen beer. You know what I mean? Is it that mental thing of like,

now that I've seen this be poured a little bit and handed to me, I can mentally feel like this is mine. I do wonder in a post-COVID world, if he's still carrying on with that kind of behaviour. Do you really think that's not him? He rips the eyebrow out of a stranger's head. Do you then eat the eyebrow? Yeah, yeah.

So yeah, he's getting... Yeah, and so I think what's annoying this guy more and more is that our friend is just like... Not backing down. And not only not backing down, but going like, man, I did you a favour. You look like shit. And he's like, I was saving that for my girlfriend.

He's like, your girlfriend doesn't want it, man. It's disgusting. You're growing it out because of your ex-wife. I've done you a favour. She's going to fucking hate it. You know, when you put it that way, I'm actually on our friend's side. I'm on the sentiment side,

but not in the invasion of someone's personal space or right to do what they want with their own body. And I'm also hiding this guy's identity because I'm like, can you get arrested for plucking someone's eyebrow? So right to do what they want with their own body. And I'm also hiding this guy's identity because I'm like, can you get arrested for plucking someone's eyebrow? So this is the thing. This guy starts going,

this is assault. You've just assault. What you've just done is assault. And then our friend's going like, okay, man, let's go right now. Let's go down to the police and you file a report that I've plucked your eyebrow out

and let's see what they do. Again, I can't. In Perth. On a Saturday night. Although I'm amazed that he didn't go, Assault, you want to see Assault? I'll show you what Assault is. Absolutely. Well, this guy was like...

Man, I once went into an emergency in a hospital just off King Street after getting punched in the nose and broken my nose. I walked into the... No, I went into the hospital. What hair to just steal from someone's face. Yeah, yeah. I walked into it. No, you know why?

What material were you doing that night? You know why? Because I was walking down King Street dressed in a cricket jumper. And in hindsight, I'm like, yeah, fair enough. Nah, you deserved it. Yeah. I went into the hospital and I had a broken nose, blood all over my face and walked in and looked at everything on a Saturday night and was like, nah, I think I'm about one millionth in line here.

I think I'll bother. So I can only imagine a hair plucker going into a cop shop in Perth. Right. What line, what number in line was cop? Oh, let me just get my notebook. Yeah. But also the escalation of like, this is how upset I am. I'm throwing around the term assault.

Yeah. And just you get met with that. Of course, that's just going to make you Angrier and angrier And I don't man I don't want to Blow up this guy's spot by revealing too much Personal information about this listener Right but this I've got to

Because this bit was very funny It was like man yeah our friend was going Like she's not going to want the fucking locket With your eyebrow hair in it just fucking Give up on it it's disgusting and a bad idea Trust me she's going to hate want the fucking locket with your eyebrow hair in it. Just fucking give up on it. It's disgusting and a bad idea. Trust me, she's going to hate it. And this guy goes, no, she knows about it and she loves it because she's into kinky stuff like that.

And this guy goes, well, then don't give her a fucking eyebrow. Get her to put your little dick in a cage or something like that. And he goes, she does and I love it. Harley, top that. And this is like I'm literally in the middle of these two people that are like in each other's faces just going like, well, I don't want to get involved. It's aliens versus predator.

It is impossible to pick a side here. All I'm doing is sitting here on my phone with a note section open. Voice memo, press play. Just soaking it all in, just being like, this is unreal. This just keeps escalating. It's the worst bar fight I've ever heard of. Yes. You go to Perth thinking, fuck, I'll get cowed punched.

This is worse. And literally it's like, if this does does it felt like moments away from kicking off and I'm just like distracted in my head because it's genuinely really hard going like who am I going to

jump in and defend like whose side am I on here well like I said I went to break it up and then found out what it was I was like

you both you sort it out walk away from that situation no it was like Walk away from that situation. No, it was like a getaway car situation. We jumped in. We were waiting for the tuk-tuk right then. We just jumped in the back.

It is like calling in the United Nations for a battle between Albury and Wodonga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking go. Go Wodonga. Go sort it out. Yeah, Victoria. But yeah, I don't know.

I wonder if we're going to hear from this guy. I thought we might get a follow-up Yeah, yeah Look, we will now Yeah, definitely You know, I know we've had a good laugh about it But entertaining, sorry Sorry to your loss

Hey, I'm not trying to mock your sexual proclivities Yes It's just the way that On paper, now that you're hearing that back Surely you know that that is entertaining That's a funny interaction to have observed Yes And look, it was only funny because our friend was so fucked in the head to start that ball rolling.

Yes. Yes. Yes, exactly. Yeah. But try not to hunt him down. How does the dick in the cage work? Yeah. I believe Danny, myself, and everyone that heard that is still stuck on that moment.

He puts his dick in his... It's a little... She puts his dick in a cage And he goes And I love it No she loves it No he loves it No no he loves it Oh he loves it Yeah he loves it

Her putting his dick in a cage Yeah yeah She's too busy loving Fucking long eyebrows So he's dicks in a cage With like the The like the seed bell And a bit of cuttlefish

Put in there How does that work It's actually just looking in a mirror So it thinks there's two dicks in there Keeps headbutting another No there's two dicks in there. Keeps head-butting another. No, there's another dick in here. No.

Is it like Tommy Lee's dick from Pam and Tommy? Did you see that scene where Tommy Lee's dick just starts singing? Starts talking and whatever. Very weird. Yeah, very odd. That's on Disney+. Yeah. Isn't that great? You know what I love about that?

Is his pubic hair shaved into mouse ears? They've always got to have a reference. You know what's great about that? Is his pubic hair shaved into mouse ears? Just so they've always got to have a reference. You know what's great about that is Disney Plus, so they go on and then they had the Beatles documentary get back on there and they were like, oh my God, this is a real groundbreaker because John Lennon swore in there and it was like, oh, John Lennon's saying shit.

And they go, check this out, the first time we've had any profanity on Disney. A week later, they've got a talking dick on there. And that's why the Puritans fought so long to not allow swearing in disney i'll tell you what you're one word in you would have hated this at age 14 that's for sure missed opportunity that the dick didn't start going i can show you the world if it's gonna be on there anyway bit of cross promo give aladdin a bit of a leg up you know i um i got a tattoo of the uh of the cage, a map of the cage tattooed on my dick

just so it can break out when it's in there. Oh, right, right, right. Prison break style. Oh, got it, got it. I was like, what's happening over here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. New topic? But no, I think it's like a little clamp thing.

If you dare to Google it, Carl, I'm sure you can find it. What, your clamp? It's like a little yeah it's like the cage is like it's like trapped in i think no i think what it is is it holds it in place and you basically can't get erect so it's like a it's like a dom sub thing where i've always needed it so you've got it in place and then it's like your partner will be teasing you and doing sexy stuff. And it's like, yeah, you really want to fucking get hard, don't you? Oh, and you can't.

Yeah. I believe it's something in that kind of realm. I'm not going to kink shame anyone. No. But that's not for me. Yeah. I don't want my dick on the green mile. Sending a little birthday cake

down there wanking the green mile sending a birthday cake with a with a dinger in the middle of it baked into it my word well look

it's good to have you guys here because it's broken up the arguments I've been having on Facebook Messenger all morning about a very irate another friend of ours but someone I

can name a friend of the show and someone else from Perth who was on that show okay B Blake Brett Blake oh yes B B he's a great man

you might you might be able to decide this one for me but he's been extremely irate with me on the social oh yes what about because he's found out that in the comedy club that you played at on the weekend, Harley,

Basement Comedy Club, my little club on the weekend. Heard of it. You came down. You would have seen. I've now got big pictures on the wall of people who have performed there. And it's only been going there for a couple of weeks or so. And in fact, photographer to the stars, Pete Blander. Joe Blander.

What's the official name? Blander. He's got a few pseudonyms. He's got pseudonyms. He brought a good... Looking at some of the photos, should be called Alan Smithy. Yes.

That's a good fake name. Pseudonym. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's a good drag, actually. That's a drag. Pseudonym. Yeah.

And you drag with a mask over your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That's a good drag. That's a drag. Sue Donium. Yeah. And you drag with a mask over your face. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The surname of Donium is really nice. Well, anyway, Sue was there. And he came both nights. I was there Friday and Saturday night. He brought his good camera on the Saturday night.

Yes. And he said, I didn't really like what I did with the camera last night. I'm like, what? I love photos from my groin. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, I'll take a good one. I i'll take a good one and carl might put it up on the wall and i looked at him went carl's never putting a big photo of me on the wall yeah you're right it is a very recent thing the last time i was down there it was so recent that you just had like one photo of kitty flanagan up which is just it's so funny when you're like, you know, you're building the photo wall because it's like,

are you just obsessed with Kitty Flanagan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, now he also has a photo of Sam Pang who's done about three gigs in his career. Well, here we go.

That is the problem. That is the... Shout out to Sam Pang, one of the greatest men in all of the world. And he did a great set on Saturday night and killed the room.

Yes. Now, that is the B. Blake problem that he's just absolutely infuriated that he's done a few gigs and he's up on the wall. Yes. Now that is the B Blake problem that he's just absolutely infuriated that he's done a few gigs and he's up on the wall. And it's like, it's not the fucking Hollywood Hall of Fame that's been, you know,

Walker fame that's been here for a hundred years. I started putting up pictures two weeks ago. Yes. To be fair, before he put Pang up, he did take down the Craig McLaughlin. And also, based on the audience response to when I was like

by the way there's a very special guest has dropped in I was genuinely shocked at the enthusiasm of the crowd I love Sam Payne I think he's a wonderful guy

people go nuts for him but the way that that crowd went and this is no slight on Brett Blake but I've brought you on stage many a time and no one gave a shit

yes so well that's it that's his whole argument is like you know what's at the guts of this

it's like I should be up there but it's all like so I'm going so why can't I put Sam Pang up there oh because you've only done a few gigs

who gives a fuck how many gigs he's done he's been there people love him all that sort of stuff yeah but he shouldn't be up there it should be

it should be what Kitty Flanagan and Dave Hughes yeah if you had to look It should be It should be what Kitty Flanagan and Dave Hughes Yeah if you had to look next to him There are pictures of Kitty Flanagan And Dave Hughes next to him Afterwards we had a drink And Both young and the old

Would not leave Sam Payne alone Yes Which he would have loved Every person He's a very I can't say enough about the guy He's a great bloke

You know Brett Blake You're a great bloke But who gives a fuck about you No one's fucking dying For a photo of you on the wall. Well, I think this is A, because I'm pushing him to go to find out what the real answer is, why he's so upset. Of course, that's the real answer. But then his made-up answers are, well, there should be someone else. I'm like, who should there be, Brett? He goes,

Ben Knight and Georgie Carroll should be up there. I'm like, who should there be, Brett? He goes, Ben Knight and Georgie Carroll should be up there. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's a good idea. And what's the reasoning for those two? Lovely people. Great acts. Yes. Couldn't fault them. Are they Sam Pang?

No. No. Because they did Comedy Festival down there. So he's like, oh, you should have them up there. Have they done a gig there since you got the photographer to start coming down? That's the other big thing. That's the major thing. It was who was there when the photographer was there?

You bought a camera like nine days ago. These photos are ginormous, by the way. You've got a space for about another two. Ben Knight, Georgie Carroll. Come on. Does Blakey think it's like a banner? You get your 100th game in the AFL? He thinks showbiz is some sort of like...

Meritocracy. Yes, exactly. We all know it's absolutely not that. It's an ad. It's an ad for anyone who comes on a night where you've gone, mystery guests, could be anyone, and the mystery guests are just

some fucking podcast hosts. It's a way of advertising to those people like, no, no, no, look, these are the kinds of people that come on. Come back another week. It's why George Carlin is on the wall of the comedy store yes yes

Charlie Chaplin's up at the Comics Lounge the Comics Lounge they have they have all these on one of the screens they've got rotations of you know

all the people who headline stuff and there's like Jerry Seinfeld's on there as well you know when he just pops up at Doug Chaplin's

Mad Monday so he thinks it's a meritocracy or at least that's his argument because we know it's very transparent what it is

he's doubly mad because he's just come back from Perth there's a comedy venue over there there's got a lot of pictures of people on the wall

he's not on that wall he's very upset about that so coast to coast he can't get his mug on a fucking wall so all of a sudden it's Sam Pang's fault

I've got to say I pride myself on not being on any comedy club's wall and I pride my comedy club I pride my comedy club on not having you up there either. There's been a real boom in the last little while of like, yeah, the clubs with photos on the wall. It's really taken off. You're in the green room of the lounge.

No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. Oh, the comics lounge. Sorry, yes, I am. They put up all the old rejected pictures. When none of the audience can see. That's right. They put up all the old rejected pictures. When none of the audience can see.

And it's just comics that are waiting to go on being like, ah, look at this photo of Daddy McGinley with hair. Oh, man, I get that. I can tell when someone's doing their first gig at the Comics Lounge because they find that photo of me with hair and send it to me going, and I'm like, yeah, I know it's there. I was there last night. I've been doing comedy for 20 years.

I wasn't born born. I have aged well maybe you were hey boys speaking of so Brett Blake thinks that people should come down and see big pictures

of Georgie Carroll and Ben Knight and all due respect to them but they're going to say to me who? is this a wanted poster? sure what the fuck's this here for?

but if Sam Pang's here it's like oh Australia's most beloved maybe comedy entertainer up there with Hamish Blake maybe Tom

Gleeson oh does he play here when's he on next now that's how things work but if you put a photo of Brent

Blake up there they might go oh my god Chris Franklin's on oh wow someone had their 21st speeches down here

good for them You can hire this As a function room Oh do you put pictures up Of the people you won't Let in anymore Oh cool People that have been

Kicked out Why is Kitty not allowed in Yeah she do That would be great If you did you know Like there's a few shops Around here that do it And I love it

The like the shaming Photos behind the counter Like at the newsagent Of like this cut rack. It's so good. I've seen a few on the front window. Not even behind the door, on the front window, saying, bad man, don't come in.

I love it. It would be awesome if you started doing that for comedy gigs. So you're just watching for people who aren't laughing and you're just filming them from in the crowd. I thought you meant the comedians that I've banned. That's why you don't have a wall big enough. We'll need to move the gig into Marvel Stadium. I'm going to have to start doing the pictures postage stamp style.

No, showing audience members who haven't been great would be pretty fucking good. What about this? Okay, Blakey's gotten so mad at Sam Pang. Who should I? I should whack up another person to get him perfectly mad. Even more like... So what's it got to be? Someone who's done very few gigs.

Very few gigs. Craig McLaughlin. Do you remember his first stand-up gig was the Rugby League footy show grand final episode? I don't think that was his first ever gig. It's his first official gig. Apparently he did some more than once. He was first televised, obviously. Televised, yeah. How about Shane Jacobson? Oh, that's good. final episode I don't think that was his first ever gig it's his first official gig apparently just a warm up once it was his first televised

obviously televised yeah how about Shane Jacobson oh that's good that would rile him up that's really good and so that's just like at this point

you're just using a fresh shot of him it's not even it's not even here he is at the gig no I'll cut him out and put him in front of a red curtain

and whack a mic whack an Elvis mic in front of him yeah oh fuck alright maybe Shane Jenkinson is a good one

yeah that's very good and just be like yeah he was upstairs having dinner one night on the rooftop that still counts also I reckon

if you called Jane and just went hey if you happen to be in Melbourne can you just drop by for a photo we're just doing this thing he'd do it

he's doing hairspray also I reckon he'll be around the corner I reckon he's the type of bloke that would absolutely

go yeah I'll do that I reckon he's the sort of bloke that I might have to pony up about three

grand I didn't say do it for free you mentioned it on here it's a tax write off you can go

two ways you can take it negative what's going to annoy Blakey more or we can put the positive spin on it. What do you need to see Blakey achieve in order to warrant a space on the wall?

What can he do to get on that wall? Do you know what would be even better? Just put a photo up of Blakey on the wall, but put one up from when he used to wear cardigans. Yes! The cardigan and the flip chart. You know what I'm going to do? This is it.

I know what to do. Blakey's going up on the wall, but he's going in the men's bathroom in the flip chart. You know what? You know what I'm going to do? This is it. I know what to do. Blakey's going up on the wall. But he's going in the men's bathroom in the cubicle. He's going to the back wall. That's where he's going. Isn't he already there with the no dorks stuff? His phone number's up there. And like a speech bubble going,

Mmm, yummy. I love piss. Yes, yes. I eat whatever's in that bowl. Yes. Okay, great. Dinner. Is the kitchen still open?

Ooh, noodles. I love it. Brown noodles. Yummy. I'm Brett Blake and I eat poo-poo and drink wee-wees. Yeah, okay. Alright, great. Alright, your majesty. You're up on the wall.

You're up. Four professional comedians came up with that. He's going up on the one male cubicle toilet door. That's it. There you go. The new hall of fame. Just for anyone who doesn't know him, just going in to take a shit any other night of the week

and being like, what the fuck is this? Is this mad for Are You Okay Day? I'll make it interactive fuck is this Is this a mad for are you okay day I'll make it interactive I'll just make a list next to it People who have bummed Brett Blake And you can sign your name up Again you'll need a bigger wall Boys I told you last week

When I did the Patreon episodes I had a story to tell you And you said save it for the real episode Oh yes Well we didn't want to waste time Oh I thought I did the Patreon episodes, I had a story to tell you and you said save it for the real episode. Oh, yes. Well, we didn't want to waste time. Oh, I thought this was the Patreon. We don't always have you been paying attention's own Danny McGinley story. Thank you very much.

Can we quickly say that? We did talk about that on the Patreon, but I just think Harley would love it too much. You know that when he, you wouldn't see this, when he emcees, he likes to get up there and he does his fucking Jedi mind trick of the audience where he pretends he's on Have You Been Paying Attention? And he pretends... I never say I'm on it. I say I run it.

He goes, I work for Have You Been Paying Attention? And we decide who the new people are that come in. And he tries to pretend that he chose Lloyd Langford and he chose Kitty Flanagan and he chose Ed Cavill

to be on the show when he's the wall man. You're welcome, Pang. Well, it sounds like Danny should be up on the wall. Yes. Oh,

well, you can be in the women's toilet cubicle. There you go. This will be the first time he's been in there with a list of women who've bummed me

with a dying man's plastic cock. yes. And it ripped all the pubes off you. And glued them to my eyebrows. I'm bald.

Well, I'm going to be back on TV. Oh, great. Have you heard me in detention? Which seat? Next to me. Next to me. Next to me.

Is that even a show anymore? You can still use it as a punchline. They're bringing it back just for his crime. Just for me. Yeah, it'll be able to be used as a punchline

for the rest of time, I reckon. It doesn't matter if it's on or not. So I used to be on a show called Game Day. It was an Aussie rules football show on Sunday mornings. And Seven... Never missed an episode. Bringing it back.

Oh, I got Game Day. Bringing it back. Very exciting. We got green lit. Yep. And then... We. We.

It actually applies this time, I guess. Here we go. No, but yeah, for a three-hour show on a Sunday morning, and you're doing, what, two minutes a week? Oh, no. There was talk of me, you know, being like Trevor Marmalade. Yeah, there yeah, for a three hour show on a Sunday morning and you're doing what, two minutes a week? Well, no, there was talk of me, you know, being like Trevor Marmalade.

Yeah, there was talk but what's actually happening? I'll tell you what's actually happening. We've all been around talk. I'm talking about me being the host right now but it's not fucking happening. I'm talking about being

on the next Thor film. I'm talking about being on the wall at the basement comedy club. I'm talking about being on the list of people who have bummed Brett White. Talking with mates.

We got greenlit. And my whole thing, like, Harley, you'd have this when you get a TV show. It's like, when can I tell mum? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Because my mum's a big, my mum's a massive blabbermouth. And she will do more publicity than Channel 7 could ever afford. And my big thing with the executive producer is we've got Greenland

and I'm like tell me when I can tell mum and last Friday I got this text got this text from the executive producer Harley Breen so you can tell your mum

that Combine Show that Combine Show is what the working title was did get up for 2022 on 7 that is. And then you write back, that's exciting. When do we start?

And then he writes back, oh shit, typo, didn't. Wow. Fuck me, worst typo ever. What the fuck? We got cancelled before we even started. Was there a text in between when you sent it to mum first or not? No, no, no. It was all very quick.

Wow. Interaction. Jesus Christ. So I'm not back on TV. Sorry, boys. Oh, man. That's devastating. Back to have you been paying attention?

Yeah, I know. Just back to my Logie winning show. You do a good job with it, I've got to say. It's very popular. Thank you. Thank you. I would have been the mastermind behind that show. Would have been as good as Sunday morning footy, but so yeah, that's been my life. That's

been my reason for depression the last two weeks. That's great. I had a show that they were talking to me about back in January of 2020 that was all about food waste and me surviving on food waste for a month and then a little thing called coronavirus came to our shores. And then the idea of me eating other people's leftover food for some reason became very hard to ensure. That's odd.

I saw on a toilet wall that Brett Brake is a big fan of eating food waste. I'll ignore the fact you said Brett Brake there. I was too excited to get it out. It was great. He was doing the eyes When he said that as well By the way Brett Brake So yeah

Well hey At least you got You know At least you got Five seconds Where you You know For a beautiful moment

In time You were on a TV show And given the fact That you're claiming That you run Have you been paying attention You're probably claiming That that show's

Fucking on TV Right now anyway So who cares Mate the amount of people Who actually watch Free to air TV I could claim it's on And no one's really going to check my poster.

Tell them you're on your poster. And then she'll just, I can't see it, Danny. Mum, it's on this, they keep moving the times around, Mum. It's not on the ABC. Well, I'm not watching it. Mock up a T-shirt. Mock up the logo on a T-shirt. Put on your T-shirt.

Do a gig at the basement. I'll take a picture of you. Thank you. Put it on the wall. You'll put it on the wall? Yeah. Take that, Blakey. Didn't say what wall. That's all right, I'll take it in. It Thank you Put it on the wall You'll put it on the wall Yeah Take that Blakey Didn't say what wall

That's alright I'll take it It'll be on a wall Now that would drive Brett mad Danny going up I Brakey would not be happy

Brakey no happy No Brakey No Brakey Fuck I That is honestly such a good move for the comedy festival

You just put your credits and you just as seen on Channel 10's yep and then you just make up a show yes plenty of people would go

never heard of it never seen it but he's on a show I did a whole tour once with a line up of comics that I had to bring on stage and every night I'd just make up an award

that they won great here's this guy he got the froggy you're gonna love him froggy yeah there's a guy at the moment

who is putting on posters that he was in the Friday movies. Oh, yeah. Just because he opened for one of the guys once who is in the Friday movies. And then it's just slowly... I think you're misleading him.

Yeah, he opened for someone who was in the Friday movies, but then on the posters they messed up the bios. And so whoever he opened for, they just printed that person's bio. That person's bio for this. Right, right. I'm going to start putting Scooby-Doo on all of my bios. You should. I was thinking about that.

You should. Have we even talked about that? No, I don't know if we have. Yeah, I mean, there is the briefest moment you can actually see my face. Right at the end when the masks are all off. I actually do get walked out. But for the majority of the film, when I'm on camera... You're sucking off Scooby, right?

Yeah, I'm just sucking off the dog. Brett Blake told me this was awesome. No, but the majority of the film, when I am on camera, you can fully see me. It's just that I'm wearing a skull mask. Oh, right. You know what I've just realised? Is that the only movie you've ever been in?

No, I was also in the film Swimming Upstream with Geoffrey Rush how's he been lately what's going on with him everybody okay him and Craig McLaughlin are both on the wall

yeah things aren't going too well for Check One Two and old fucking Touchy McGee old Chinesy and then there might be a couple others in there

oh no there was oh mate this film. There's a film called Blurred. Oh, I hate that film. It's awful. Dude, I went and saw that the day it came out. I was so excited.

How bad? What is it? Blurred is basically like... It's schoolies. But you know the genre of film that is... Road movie. No, but all of the stories convene at the end. Oh, yeah.

So there's different stories, different perspectives being told. Bunch of kids all trying to get to schoolies. It's a road trip film to schoolies. And I was... Who's in it? Someone we'd know. I'm seeking it up now.

Burt Newton's son. I was about to guess that. What's been happening with him? Is he all right? Everything okay with that? Anyway. Can you stop bringing up these? I'm trying to think of who...

He was probably the biggest name in it oh no Guyton Grantley before Guyton Grantley I was meant to be in a scene with him and then

because it was done on such a budget as my scene came which was going to be a lot of fun it was basically me busting in on a girl

in the toilet because she was crying because her boyfriend had just broken up with her and I was desperately needed to piss and vomit. That was my character.

Yeah, great. And so I had to come in pissed. You have pissed. Congrats on researching that character for the past 20 years. I have not let go of that character.

A lot to deal with. You're in there, you've got vomit, you've got piss concentrating, there's a girl there, there's Blakey on the wall. There's a lot going on. I'm trying to jack one up.

Just people seeing Harley before the shoot just guzzling water being like wow this guy's method he's really Daniel Day-Lewis-ing this guy who needs to piss That was a speaking role but on the day of it It's the dialogue There was a fart sound put in too

and then me apologising to the girl I'm like what are you going to do and then I vomit and to the girl. I'm like, what are you going to do? I've got to re-watch this movie. And then I vomit and go, it's all coming out. And then that was my... It was a fun scene. Anyway, because of the budget of the film, it got to the end of that shooting day,

like into like 10 o'clock at night, and they just didn't have time and so it was just cut. Then, this is ridiculous, there was a scene on a train and there was one of the main characters and he gets bashed basically on the train on the way to schoolies. And then there's also some girls

who are main characters that needed those guys that do the bashing to come over to them. And the girl, one of these lead actresses, told the director, the two guys that they'd cast who were just featured extras, she's like,

I would not call those guys over. I'm not attracted to them at all. Yeah, it'd be impossible for you to fucking act. So they call up me and my mate Denny Older, who you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they go, we were in this scene, could you come and do this? Best part is they... Hang on, did she have to sign off on going, I would call him over? Here we go. Now here's the real reason of the story.

If this guy had the crucifix in his hair, I'd call him over. That bloke with the shaved crucifix. Put the trombone down, Tom. I'm ready for you. That's giving me a trombone. Oh, me breaky One minute madam

The reason I'm bringing it up is because Which was a complete flop Anyway I bashed this guy on the train It's in the film It's in the film But they do the director's commentary on the DVD special And the directors tell that whole story Of course they did

It's the only film I've been in When I'm in the credits So then the directors tell that whole story about of course they did it's the only film I've been in when I'm in the credits and so then the directors talk about that happening and now brought up again I can't stop thinking of those poor two

extra blokes going oh that's why we got cut haven't you looked at the IMDb trivia those two were the Hemsworth brothers

they swore vengeance that day they're fugly. Free workout. But you were in Scooby-Doo, the movie that was filmed at the Gold Coast. That's correct. The first one. The first one, yes. So we've got Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prince Jr. And most

importantly, Isla Fisher. Most importantly, Rowan Atkinson. No, most importantly, you've been in a movie with Pamela Anderson Is she in that? She's in that Is she? Yes

I could see She's pretty hard to notice I guess Like She plays Scrappy Doo Well yeah Scooby is on heat Pamela Anderson

Yes Yeah right Does she do a little cameo in that? Yeah Is it like Borat Where Scooby Doo Tries to like Kidnap her at the end?

Yeah, puts her sack over her head. Puts her leg. I'm looking up Scooby-Doo IMDB just so I can see the words Harley Breen and Pamela Anderson on the side. Well, I didn't make it into the credits of Scooby-Doo because I was a featured extra on that. But then I knew nothing.

I was 20 when I was on it, or 21. I knew nothing about it. It was my first job. And the director spoke to me at one point because when he saw us in costume, there's four of us, skeleton warriors, he thought that we looked great. Hang on.

When you say you knew nothing about it? I just knew nothing about the industry. I didn't know how it worked. Oh, right. I thought you meant you get asked to be, it's like Scooby-Doo. What could that be? What's the storyline going to be?

That's a strange combination of words. I'll just check my Bible for a reference to this. Talking dog sounds like sacrilege to me. So the director is not allowed to speak to the extras. Okay. That's an assistant director job. If the director directs you, you're being directed, you're in the credits. Can I just say, you're not credited in the movie.

No, I'm not. Guess who else isn't credited in the movie? Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson. Really? Yeah. Because she's not in it? No, she's in it, but

she's uncredited. She does do a cameo. I won't question you on this. It says on IMDb, Pamela Anderson, uncredited. You've got to show

Scooby-Doo to your kids. Pamela Anderson and Harley Breen, uncredited. I had to wear a G-string for that entire film. About six to eight weeks. Yes, how's this?

So I had a full-bodied leotard on, and then this skull mask that had lights in it that would light up, and then this huge big headdress that came off the back of it. And we had to wear a G-string because of the visible panty line. Because I think when the children were watching that

and looking at Sarah Michelle Gellar, they were looking in the background going, hold on! I can see that skeleton's underpants. And why would skeletons wear underpants? It's for logic. So we had to have a G-string. Yeah.

What does Pamela Anderson do in it? Because I saw that when I was a kid. It's just a cameo at the airport, I think. Oh, right. Yeah, when they're all going over to Spooky Island. Yeah. Which was shot on Morton Island. Yep.

And it's where I forged my relationship with Wade Duffin, where we met. He was Rowan Atkinson's stand-in for lighting, and I was Rowan Atkinson's henchman, and so we were often on the set beside each other. B-grade Mr Bean,

that's awesome. Yeah. You look a bit like Mr Bean, but not as good. You could never be real Mr Bean, but not as good. You could never be real Mr Bean. He's too hot. You're like a fugly Mr Bean. We just need you for the lighting in the back of your head.

You're just not quite good enough. You've got a car with four wheels. No good. Mr Bean does have a car with four wheels. It's his arch nemesis. That's right. He has a three-wheel car right He hates the three wheel car Call yourself a professional comedian

You don't know your history Sorry You need to take more planes in the 90s You know what Brett Blake did suggest to me I put a picture of Mr Bean up on the wall Yeah that's great Fuck you

But I like that line of logic If you're going to have Sam Pang up there You might as well have Mr Bean Might I? He hasn't been on stage. Sam Peng's been there the fucking last week. Bean was shocking

when he did Have You Been Paying Attention? Yeah. He's just buzzing and eating a corn. No words. Tommy Gleisenlein. I wouldn't have thought so, Bean.

No, McGinley gave him I don't know why I booked him straight away. Well, I've spoken to the great man, Mr. Byrne. Of course. I think he's famously a bit cantankerous. Well, he arrived... This is the only conversation I had with him.

He arrived on set after we'd been standing there trying to... We were in this huge, big cave that they'd made at Warner Brothers on the Gold Coast. And we'd been standing there trying to get the lighting right and all of that. And the people were rehearsing, dancing, and all this sort of stuff that was going on. And so then he finally arrives and he stands right beside me and he just sort of leans over and goes,

oh, is it hot in there? I've got this full mask, full suit on. And I replied, you fucking think? Boy, you really are dumb. And that was the end of that. I was moved to the other side of the cave. The only man to out-can-tanker Rowan Atkinson

and Harley Breen. That was a stupid fucking thing to say. It was hot. We better wrap it up for another week on the Little Dumb Dumb Club. Thank you, Harley and Danny, for joining us. Thank you. Harley, things that for joining us. Thank you. Harley, things that you would care to plug? Nope, I'm doing as little as possible.

That's awesome. Yeah. I'm going to New Zealand next week for 10 days and no one gives a shit. You've got a podcast. Oh, yes. Podcast. With friend of the show, Nikki Britton. Yeah, Nikki Britton is just about to leave the shores.

If you have listeners overseas going to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Nikki Britton will be there and I will not. But we do have a podcast called Mates Talking About Stuff. It's like this, except we just named it what it is. Right, cool. I think this is a pretty apt name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, true.

Danny, you've got your podcast. Yes, but a bit more niche. It's about the Footscray Football Club that I do with Tom Boyd and I also do nonsense on my YouTube so look at those.

And your hosts have you been paying attention every week. Yeah, and I'm on my new Channel 7 Sunday footage. Oh, God.

Just tune in to Saturday Disney and pretend that it's Danny up there. Well, do you have the worst part? I know when I turn it on it's going to be

a fucking repeat of Bewitched. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Can't wait for that to come back. Good call. Who's the new Darren Stevens? All right, guys, thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mate.

And they've done it again. Bernie, thank you for your service. What a big one you've kicked. Yeah. Yeah, great fun episode. Lovely, mate-sy episode. Yeah. Blurred's very own Harley Breen.

Yeah. Can't wait to get the Facebook Messenger messages from Brett Blake after that episode would be pretty hot off the back of this coming out. I reckon the inbox is going to be running hot with a few characters from this week's episode. Oh, yeah, you're right. Our friend, our unnamed friend, the listener who had his eyebrow plucked. Yes.

I reckon, okay, which do you reckon is going to come first? You know what, this is a good example. It's all very fun at the time, saying all these fun things, and the ep comes out, and I go, oh, fuck. Last week, I bagged Milan for being out on the piss with him,

and after we recorded, I thought, you know what? How long is this going to take before it gets back? Not too long. Yeah, right, right. Look, I love,

and look, apologies to Milan if he felt slighted by that, but also, suck my dick. I love him. I can hear that inbox firing up a lot of time. So what order do you reckon these are going to come in?

I love you, Milan. I reckon eyebrow guy maybe first. Maybe first cap off the rank. I reckon Blakey first. You reckon Blakey's listening hot off the presses? I'll go Blakey, our friend, eyebrow. You reckon eyebrows last? I reckon eyebrow, Blakey, our friend. Okay. Why are eyebrows last? I reckon eyebrow, Blakey, our friend.

Okay. Why are we not naming our friend, by the way? My idea is because eyebrow wanted to kill him. Yeah, okay. So if we give his details out. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. The assault charge might go through.

It was so annoying trying to tell that story and just keeping having to be like, and then our friend did. We should have come up with a little um yeah little uh nickname for him but anyway yeah well uh yeah i guess we'll find out uh during the week what are the messages come through damn damn it's so fun to say and then so shit to have to fucking deal with it afterwards oh man the feeling of like uploading and then hitting the publish button and being like it potentially yeah it all changes right now yeah anyway um but like i said sorry sorry my life for begging you i love you but also you're welcome for me changing the story to make you sound better i could have let the actual details in there that would have

sounded significantly worse i I assumed that there was maybe like, yeah, 20, you're telling 20% of it? I would say, yeah, I'd say

probably 65% of it. Okay. Yeah. I'll let you know what I change later actually. Okay. Yeah. Cool.

But thank you to everyone. Don't change your subscription to our Patreon. Oh, nice. Patreon.com slash LittleDumbDumbClub for you people that are subscribed already. Hey, shout out to people that over the years have signed up and then gone away. Please come back. I mean, look, hypothetically, you know, maybe we edited this out sometimes, but we go to go through the unplanned title alternator and we go to read someone out and they've

just unsubscribed and we see the out and they've just unsubscribed and we see the details and they've just unsubscribed. It's like, you just missed out. Yeah. So you were that close to being immortalized into the Stuart Hall of Fame or whatever the fuck it was.

Yeah, the Stuart Hall of Fame. Stuart Hall of Fame, yeah. I mean, that is a big decision and I get it, people, you know, having to tighten the belts or whatever, but I have a couple of things that I am on the Patreon for that I'm not even really engaging

with the main thing anymore. I'm not even listening to the main free feed. Right. But I kind of, I feel like, you know, I know what it's like. Like, I'm on the other side of it. So I'm like, oh, they can keep getting my five bucks a month.

You know what I mean? They're doing what they do. They deserve a little, you know, a little extra in the bucket. Well, if you liked this episode in particular and you like these episodes where we're a lot looser and a lot more comfortable because they're our genuine friends rather than, you know, a little extra in the bucket. Well, if you liked this episode in particular, and you like these episodes where we're a lot looser and a lot more comfortable because they're our genuine friends

rather than, you know, sometimes when we get, you know, who? Dr. Carl's not a close personal mate of ours. Yeah. When we get, you know, politicians like Barack Obama on. Yeah. You know, we're on our best behavior then. Who I could... Where was I telling this the other day?

Maybe it was on my other podcast. He follows me on Twitter. Oh, really? Yeah. How many people does he follow? I don't know. It's one of those things where every now and then people will screenshot it and send it to me.

And they think there must be some amazing story. Right. And I guess that's... I mean, I would do the same thing. That's a fair assumption. Right. But the truth of the matter is, I think I just followed him pretty early when he got on Twitter. And then he just, he's just followed a bunch of people at random. It's just purely,

but it is funny to have access to the direct message of Barack Obama. Do it. Send one in. I think I have before. I think maybe we've talked about this and I've gone like, hey mate, would you want to do my podcast? Yeah, do it. Zoom on now. Yeah, I'll hit him up. I don't have Twitter on my phone.

Just say, you know, happy to do it on Zoom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. As long as you've got a good quality microphone you can use. We're not using the fucking laptop mic. Yes, exactly. Don't fucking waste our time. Exactly.

Mr. President. Yes, if you can do that, that'd be great. How did we get here? Yes. Having made time. If you like the matey ones where we were a bit, we can say anything we like. Yep.

These two guests that we've just had, we have just recorded episodes. One's just come, a couple have just come out with Danny and a couple have just come out with Harley. So, um, that would be good. We get Obama and we just lock him behind the paywall.

Just putting, just that little graphic that goes up on Instagram with a headshot of Barack Obama on it. That'd be good. And people being like, I mean, this can't be real, but I guess I got to sign up to the Patreon

just to find out. Yeah. They're more excited by the idea of we're doing the voices and going, oh, we're going to fucking get them in so much trouble. Oh, it's great doing a character. Yeah. But, yeah, sign up, sign up. Give yourself a treat.

If you've never done it before, obviously, get on. If you've strayed, come back. If you're in there, keep doing what you're doing. Great work. We appreciate it. And let's get into some of these people right now. I think the biggest shout-out needs to go to, like I said, the people who don't even listen to this anymore.

Yeah. But they're just too lazy to cancel the money. Those are the real heroes. The biggest shout-out goes to someone who's not listening to the shout-out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, personally, I'll – look, all these people we read out today let us know

because sometimes you know you'll read the names out and you go oh I'm sure we'll hear from them this week but then you don't hear from a bunch of them

and maybe they're in that club a lot of people are like yeah like what we're talking about with Brett and Eyebrow Man and our friend you know immediate post

in one of the Facebook groups hey boys loved the read and then some of them you're like yeah nothing and like you know the reality is a lot of these people could be dead one of the Facebook groups. Yeah. Hey boys, loved the read. And then some of them you're like, yeah, nothing. Yeah. And like, you know, the reality is a lot of these people could be dead.

Yes. Hopefully. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber. First cap off the rank this week. Thank you to Adam Windsor. Windsor? W-I-N-Z-A-R. Whoa.

Yeah. That's not where I thought that was going to go. I was ready to riff on the suburb of Windsor? W-I-N-Z-A-R. Whoa. Yeah. That's not where I thought that was going to go. I was ready to riff on the suburb of Windsor. Or the house of Windsor. The house of Windsor. I'd feel more comfortable talking about the Chapel Street region of Melbourne than I would the house of Windsor. Oh, you're uncomfortable talking about that?

Well, I just don't. I wouldn't know enough to. You know what I mean? It's less in my hitting zone. You're too respectful of such a great institution. Now, how are you going to pull this off? I'm going to pull it off. I'm trying to charge my laptop.

Trying to multitask. Yeah, you've got all cords and shit hanging around. Is there a PowerPoint here somewhere? Are you sitting on one? There's not. It's all right. I'll move. I'll move.

It's fine. Hang on. If you give me this, I might be able to get it down here. Yeah, do it. Adam Windsor. Yeah, look. That would be good. If you were this guy calling your abode the House of Windsor, that'd be pretty sweet.

Yeah, I guess. Oh, fuck. Is this going to reach? It's not reaching at the moment. You're going to have to... Oh, hang on. Okay. Wait.

Now it's in. Wait. It's not. No, it's not in, mate. It's still reaching at the moment. Hang on. Okay. Wait. Now it's in. Wait. No, it's not in, mate. It's still sitting on 63%. So there we go. There we go. You're charging on 63%? Yeah, because whenever I do this, I'm always on 0%.

I might go and get something to eat and try and do something after this. Okay. All right. I'm pretty cautious with this stuff. Well, now this layout is... Yes. Charged cord taut. Yes.

Across my... I'm like wearing a little seat belt. Yes. I'm buckled in. Across your little dickie. And also you're only able to half sit on the couch so that the cord can reach. Yes. So this is good for literally no one.

I mean, if we had half a brain, me and you would just swap seats. That's what should happen. Yeah, but then I had to pick all the... You know, I'm pretty locked in here. Okay, all right. Well, that's fine. That's not what Adam Windsor would have wanted. No, this is more Adam Loser at the moment

than Adam Windsor. L-O-Z-A-R. Yes. Windsor. That would be good. Yeah, that's a fucking... It's always... I mean, it's always crazy when you get a surname

or any name with a Z in it. That's, that's rare. Yeah, that is, it is the craziest letter. Yeah. I think by far. It really, it's really wacky. I mean, it's in, it's in the word crazy. Do you think they just built it?

They just built that word around the letter. It's like, okay, this, this, we need a name to describe this letter and the letter has to be in there. Yeah. Whoa, dude. This is, I'm looking for... You're looking all Winnie up? There's only two Adam Windsors I can find.

One's from Innsmouth High School, and one's from fuck knows where, but... Okay. Yeah, look, this guy looks like a podcast listener to me. I've been meaning to ask you. This is him. Surely this is him. Don't you think? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. looks like a podcast listener to me. I've been meaning to ask you. This is him. Surely this is him. Don't you think? Yeah, that's it.

That's a podcast listener. That's a podcast listener for sure. I've been meaning to ask you about this. Every time you come around here, I notice a lot more stickers being added to the laptop. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is this a new fascination of your daughter being like, I have to fucking get a new one on here every couple of days? No, my daughter's just obsessed with stickers.

Yep. And she'll reward me with stickers. So I go, oh, yeah, I don't mind you putting them on the laptop because then, you know, it's a nice little reminder of her. But it is a bit silly when I go and do professional work on it. I've got a laptop covered in Love Heart and Peppa Pig stickers. Just immediately needing to get out. I have a kid.

I have a kid, by the way. Dropping that before you even get the laptop out. I have a kid already. I'm not trying to find one, but I'm not trying to attract one by luring them in with this. That's the man who can't afford the ice cream van. It's just like a couple of stickers on the laptop will do the same trick. Kids will just come flocking in. Just a real conversation started with a three-year-old.

Oh, do you like Peppa Pig 2, old man? Yes. Yes, I do. Is your kid doing the sticker books where like, yeah, you've got like

a little outline and then you've got the sheet of stickers in the back and you know you're kind of like putting the sticker in the scene?

Not so much. She just loves getting stickers and then the great idea is she gets the stickers and it's like, well, where am I going to put them?

And then it's basically taking them off one sheet to put them on another sheet. It's just another blank sheet. So then they just basically get put spot for spot in the same position they were previously. It's annoying because I feel like you, as an adult, you have a bit of a gap in your life. Or maybe this is just culturally, the sticker kind of went away.

Right. And I feel like the sticker is having a real resurgence. It's like a lot of, like a lot of online shops, you know, if you buy something, there'll just be a couple of stickers chucked in there.

You know, it's such like a branding thing, like an advertising kind of thing. There's like a brewery near here that just has a big pile of them on the counter. And I like the breweries. I was like,

yeah, I'll grab one of these stickers. And then you get home and it's like oh what am i doing with this yeah i mean even just like having them on the laptop that's a that's a young man's move i can't do that anymore right in terms of the just like oh this is stuff i like and i'm gonna have it on the back of my laptop forever it's like no not for me anymore yeah that when i moved on from my old laptop i was like this one I'm keeping pristine. Oh, really? Yeah.

See, I've never put stickers on a laptop. Oh, really? Maybe I'm going, maybe this is my midlife crisis, I'm going to go stickers on laptop guy. Yep, yep. I actually, there's a few stickers I was thinking, oh, maybe I'll put this on my car, but then I was thinking, yeah, what if I get rid of my, maybe I'll get rid of my car soon. The car, yeah. And so then I've had these stickers that are waiting there for five years because I'm like, well, they might be wasted on the car.

I did the same thing, and you know what I've been using them on? Notebook. Oh, on a notebook. On a notebook. Like getting a nice new one to put like set lists and write stuff in. I'm like, you know what? This is where this Grateful Dead sticker can finally go. Yeah, that's good.

On the cover of my notebook. Yeah, that's a good idea. And then when I lost it recently, Doubles was like, hey, it's got this on it. Oh, Dead sticker can finally go. Yeah, that's good. On the cover of my notebook. Yeah, that's a good idea. And then when I lost it recently, Doubles was like, hey, it's got this on it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an easy identifier. Nice. I remember, I don't know why this is in my head,

but when we had Brooks Whelan on the show. Yes. A few years ago now. American comedian. I was looking him up. Ex-SNL. Ex-SNL, yeah. I was looking him up before he came and did the show

and this tweet of his stuck in my head which is like I have a bunch of stupid tattoos but I would still never put a sticker on my laptop

and I was like and it just it was just a real dawning moment in my head of like just looking at my laptop that I was on at the time going like

yeah this is stupid and then being really like I don't want this guy when he comes to my house to see my laptop i'm embarrassed he's gonna judge me he's gonna see it and be like that's like the tweet that i did six months ago i always think it's like putting stickers on there is like depending on your laptop you got a piece of shit if i can go for it but oh yeah you know the apple laptop beautiful piece of machinery why spoil it with dog shit yeah Yeah. Known for their design. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like as much as I had to give it up, but I never had a phone cover on my phone because it's such a beautiful piece of technology. I know. Yeah. And then at some point after two smash phones, I had to go, nah, I have to cover this one up. I had to go through JB or an Apple store and see my phone.

You know, Pammy's got to wear clothes sometimes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Unfortunately. Every now and then I'll be, she keeps falling over and like see my phone. You know, Pammy's got to wear clothes sometimes. Exactly. Yeah. Unfortunately. Every now and then I'll be, she keeps falling over and smashing her tits. Need a cover on them. Shattering her tits. Yeah.

I'll walk through like an Apple store or JB and see that iPhones and be like, fuck, man, I need to get a new iPhone. These new ones look so good. Yeah. Mine looks like a piece of shit. Yeah. And then I get a bit closer and I go, oh, no, that's the exact same one that I have. It just looks cooler because it doesn't have this big dorky case on it.

They're just raw dogging it out there in the shop. I know. They're so good. Yeah. They're so good. But you can't live like that. What's the – yeah, because I feel like you just – yeah, you do very easily accumulate stickers. What's a good adult place where you can have your stickers just live?

I don't know. Yeah, I think that's a – I mean, I don't have a – I had notebooks on the go for so long, I don't have them on the go at the moment. So I'm not as prolific with it anymore. So I think that's a good choice. I had a couple sitting around that I've noticed have been used for – my girlfriend's nephew at his house.

He's got a little piss chart. So when he uses the toilet properly, he gets a little reward. And then when he gets like, oh no, I think he's got a couple. He's got a couple for going to the bathroom and then he's got some for going to daycare. So it's like when he gets to five, subway style, he gets a little reward. And the reward, more stickers. So he's a fucking snake. We the reward, more stickers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a fucking snake eating itself. We've got that with the potty training.

That's what keeps up the potty training is we and Pooh were different stickers. Bigger stickers for Pooh. Really? Encouraging her to eat more. Okay. Nice, nice. So now, because he's here a little bit, we've got one on the fridge. Right.

You know, he's now getting rewards here as well. Yeah. And I was like out the other day and he was here and I noticed, yeah, a couple of know he's now getting rewards here as well yeah and i was like out the other day and he was here and i noticed yeah a couple of he's gotten a couple little marks yeah for going on the toilet here and my girlfriend just not knowing what she just used some of my stickers that are sitting around right okay my collections are yours so this is what i'm saying i'm like they just sit there and it's like what am i ever going to do with this and the answer the adult equivalent probably is you just wait to have a child and you use it

for their piss chart when they come of age so is this kid getting a fucking Grateful Dead sticker for taking a big borry yeah yeah genuinely

great a brewery Grateful Dead this vinyl shop that I bought some stuff from right on the internet

hung a turd and now they've got like an amoeba music sticker or something. Genuinely not far off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny.

Well, thanks, Adam Windsor. Thanks, Windsor. Thank you very much. Hey, you know what? I was thinking this the other day. Look, maybe this is a little reminder. This is a little bookmark or something. But you know what?

We've had friend of the show, Scott Dooley, on many times. You know what we've never talked to him about? Remember when he hung out with Charlie Sheen in the midst of his insanity? I think we talked about that with him the very first time he was on, maybe. The show that we did at the Comedy Store. I have a vague memory of bringing it up. But certainly worth revisiting. Yeah, that's a blur, that episode.

That was a... For people who don't remember, because it was a very long time ago, Charlie Sheen went crazy and wouldn't do any media and for some reason he would talk to Scott Dooley. So I think the project flew him out to go and... I don't know what it was. He definitely stayed at his house or something.

Yeah, he was like the one guy that Charlie Sheen would let in. Crazy. I can't believe we haven't had that or something. Yeah. He was like the one guy that Charlie Sheen would let in. Yeah. Crazy. I can't believe we haven't had that in general conversation more with him. Yeah.

When we've talked to him. Yeah. Anyway. Thanks Adam Windsor. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Kieran Rooney. Kieran Rooney.

What made you think of Scott Dooley and Charlie Sheen? Because Windsor. I was thinking winning. Ah yeah. I remember when he was real hot on that one. Tiger blood. Yeah.

Hashtag winning. Yeah. Quite weird. It was sort of like really, it happened at just the right moment. Like real kind of early Twitter days. Yeah, yeah. People just jumping on it. Because those were tweets, right?

He was going nuts on Twitter. That's where his breakdown was happening and people were like, this is fucking funny. He had two porn stars he was living with, I think, at the time. That's where his breakdown was happening and people were like, this is fucking funny. He had two porn stars he was living with, I think, at the time. That's right. And then they just... That was so funny that he was like, well, I've got all the leverage here. I'm on this show. They need me. I can do whatever I want.

And they're like, no, we'll just kill you off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Kieran Rooney, what do you think of when I say the surname Rooney? Rooney, I think of Sally Rooney, what do you think of when I say the surname Rooney? Rooney, I think of Sally Rooney, the author, whose books are great. Is that who we've been talking? She keeps coming up in the last few episodes.

I've talked about her before, probably because we had another Rooney or a Sally. Okay. Maybe. And what books does she write? She wrote Normal People. She wrote Conversations with Friends. What are they, though? That have both been turned into series.

They're just novels. About what, though? What's the vibe? What's the genre? Conversations with Friends is about two young girls. They're friends. They used to date, and now they're just friends. And they meet this older married couple who they both become a bit obsessed with. One of them develops this huge crush on the guy who's like in the relationship and becomes very flirtatious and starts hooking up with him.

And then it's like, well, they're all kind of hanging out in a four-way friendship and like, is the wife going to find out and go crazy? Oh. Yeah. So that's who you think of, Rooney? Yeah. You think of Mickey Rooney. No, I didn't. But now I am.

Now I am. I was in a four-way relationship with Mickey Rooney. Yeah. Now that you mention it. No, I would have gone with Wayne, the football player for Manchester United. Or the principal in Varusiegel's Day Off. Okay, I haven't seen it recently enough. Yeah, yeah.

Roni. But I heard a song from that film used in something else the other day in a TV show. The Flower Pot Men beat City. I don't remember it. It's a fucking great song. And it's not on streaming. I was like, yeah, this song fucking rocks. And it's just one of those ones that for whatever weird reason.

Do you ever have like something pops into your head and you want to listen to and you just go, oh, the fucking original record label or fucking license holder has just been like, fuck putting this on Spotify and Apple. People can live without it. Oh, look, you know, we're in a blessed time. I remember there being a couple of songs 20 years ago where I'm like, fuck. It was like you were chasing that song forever because yeah like oh that was on that sort of thing that time and now i don't know how the

fuck to get it like it was on rage one night yeah yeah that's the end of that song it's weird how there's even bands that are like current that are still putting out that are active now that haven't been around for that long there's a bunch of them that just will have one album in their catalog where they like they maybe changed record labels for one album and the record label has just gone nuts. They're just like, like the Black Keys have like one or two albums that are just not on their streaming stuff. Oh, really? Just this like

black hole, which is like a weirdly recent band to like not be able to just access all of their stuff. Yeah. It's fucking bizarre. Drives me crazy. Yeah. That is weird. But Kieran Rooney, you're not an asshole. That's my impression. Yeah, I should re-watch Ferris Bueller.

Ferris Bueller should be on the school curriculum. Yeah, yeah. A movie that teaches you how to whack school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Then getting to the end and being like, well, the fact that you're all here, you fail the subject.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, one of the... Well, look, I'm too close to it. You'd be a better judge of it. Because you haven't watched Ghostbusters or you hadn't or something like that. I hadn't until, yeah, quite recently. That's in that canon of 80s movies that I'm like, oh, they're just untouchable. Yeah. They're just the best.

Yeah. But too close. Too much in my hitting zone at the time. Yeah. So what year is Ferris Bueller? Because I certainly wouldn't have seen that. 85 or 86. Okay, well, yeah. So I would have been coming to that probably 10, 15 years after it came out.

Right. And still thought it was, still enjoyed it. Okay. But definitely, probably coming to it like mid-teens and being like, yeah, I want to get into cinema. And it's just one of those ones that's like, you've got to see this movie. Right. And so going in being a bit like well i will enjoy this right because i'm a cinema enjoyer yes well i would have done that yeah 10 years difference which is that thing of being in late high school and going i'm gonna watch cool movies yep art house movies

and you know blah blah and um yeah i would i definitely did that yeah going in going oh straw dogs this will this will be good and then just going this is fucking hard work i remember being shown um citizen kane at uni and being like oh yes you know being at the kind of the wrong age being like you know black and white this is gonna be a fucking slog i I'm fucking loving it. Oh, really? It's movie fucking rules. Yeah, right.

I think I end up liking some movies where we had a thing every week at TAFE in Ballarat, the home of cinema, where this guy would play arthouse movies every week. But then he would just put in movies that he just liked as well. Yeah, sick. And I'm like, okay. And so now there's still a few movies where I'm like, oh, they critically acclaimed this movie. And they're like, people are like, no, that's a dog shit movie. Right.

Oh, that's right. He just fucking wedged that in because he wanted to watch it that day. My movie music teacher in year seven and eight, which also just a weird subject, just music. Just studying, just music in general at school. Just music. Like like i kind of i'm about to dunk on him but then it's like what are you meant to do in that subject he literally would just put movies on he like we went in we spent ages watching um stand by me because it's only like half hour class and he kept forgetting where we were up to so we'd watch the same bit

multiple times i feel like it took us four lessons to watch Stand By Me. And it's like, what reason is there to be watching this in music and him being like, oh, there's songs in it. There's songs in it. It's named after a song. Yeah, anyway, that's music this week, boys.

Just a fat man eating pie and vomiting everywhere. Right. Well, here's an example of what my teacher would do. We were supposed to watch the movie Blow Up. Okay. Sixties, swinging London.

Yeah. What's his name? Antonioni was the director. And anyway, you know, look, it's one of those cinephile favorites. Yeah. Anyway, he just hired the wrong movie instead of Blow Up. He got a movie called Blow Out with John Travolta. Sick. Late 70s.

And it's like, okay, well, we're just watching this one instead. We're watching this because of a typo. Yep. I fucked up and I'm just holding my ground on this one. It's really admirable. Well, thanks, Kieran. Kieran Rooney. Kieran Rooney.

Thanks, Kieran. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber May Farrell. Okay. F-A-R-R-E-L-L. I guess it's Farrell. Oh, okay.

Farrell. Damn. What do you reckon? Not Farrell Williams. May Farrell Williams. I thought it might be. May Farrell Williams. Get back together with N-E-R-D.

Yeah, they did stuff not that long ago. Did they? They put an album out in 2018 or something. Did they? Oh, look it up. Oh, look it up. It's really good.

I really liked it. Oh, okay. It's got some good songs on it. It's that annoying thing where they... Do you look up nerd or do you look up N.E.R.D.? Does it come up if you just put nerd? Depends what you're looking it up on. If you capitalize all of it, you might get away with it.

Oh, the album No One Ever Really Dies, 2017. Yep. You're right. I haven't listened to that. Maybe I'll listen to that today. Yeah, I really like it. Okay. It's good.

All right. The Neptunes. What a great bunch of producers. They had that dream run in the, what, early 2000s? Yep. Everything they did, I liked a lot. lot yeah were you ever into clips i wasn't okay no i think i really like clips clips what else so of course famously jt yes an album that they made jt mj yes could have been an mj comeback could have been that's a i mean that would be an amazing parallel universe to dip into and have a look,

imagining that that album came out as an MJ album and not a JT. Would we have JT? Not to the same extent. Yeah. What else did they do? The best No Doubt song they did, in my opinion. What else? Fucking, I don't know.

What else is in the Neptune canon? I'm looking it up right now. That's it. The Neptunes. Duo. And just production discography. Thank you very much. Let's go.

Hot in here. Shake Your Ass by Mystical. Oh, man. Hot In Here alone. Even if that was all you'd done. Yeah. I'm a slave for you. Fuck, Britney Spears' best song.

Okay. Excellent. Here we go. What else? Hot In Here hear Nelly grinding clips. What you said. Yep. Um,

boys by Britney Spears. That was also good. Yep. Yep. Um, like, I love you, Justin Chimp,

Timberlake. Um, Oh, beautiful. Um, Snoop Dogg. Oh yeah. Yep. With Pharrell. Well, for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah. With Pharrell.

Well, Pharrell, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocky Body, Justin Timberlake. Oh, yeah. Senorita, Justin Timberlake. Yep. Fuck, Senorita goes hard. Milkshake. Yep.

Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, right. Drop It Like It's Hot, Snoop Dogg. Yep, yep, yep. Fuck, there's a lot there. Hollaback Girl, Gwen Stefani. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, there's a lot there. Hollaback Girl, Gwen Stefani. Yep. Yeah.

Awesome stuff. I should look at all this other stuff I don't know. Good on this. Yeah, I imagine there's probably just like a, if you look them up on Spotify or Apple, there's probably like a whole playlist that's just their entire production discography. Yeah, I'd like to do that. Whack that on in the gym. But yeah, that's you.

That's you. Wait, what was his full name? May Farrell. May Farrell. May. M-A-E. Yes, he may. What?

Yes, he may. Yes, he may. Yeah, May Farrell. Oh, yeah. May Farrell. I get it. Yeah. I think that's the only May we've ever had that's subscribed to this show, I reckon.

That's ever listened to this show. Okay. May, is it in the rebooted Spider-Man? Is it Aunt May still? I would imagine so. I watched, I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I watched the latest Spider-Man movie, whatever that one is. No Way Home?

No Way Home. Yeah. spider-man movie whatever that one is no way home no way home yep i i did like that it was um uh i did like because i used to read spider-man when i was a kid and back then they had they almost went to pains to draw um aunt may his aunt like she was 120 years old yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she was drawn like almost like she was embalmed. Yeah. And so that's what I have in my head. And then I watched that movie and Marissa Tomei's Aunt May.

Man, I want to fuck Aunt May. Yeah, yeah. I think even the very first movie, the Sam Raimi one, is the same thing. Is it? It's like a pretty old aunt. Oh, yeah, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no sexy Aunt May.

Yeah, because you're right. It's just like, yeah, he's a kid. He's a teenager. Yeah. His parents would be like... Yeah, that makes sense. Like late 40s, 50s maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like his aunt wouldn't be fucking 90. Yeah. I never thought of it until then. Yeah. When I'm going, that's too young. And then I'm like, no, that's probably right. Spot on. Yeah. When I'm going, that's too young. And then I'm like, no, that's probably right. Spot on. Yeah.

Because I'm the other way. I'm going, because Marisa Tomei is only like 25 or something. It's like, no, she's not. Right. Yeah. She's 40s, late 40s probably. She's anti-age. She's, well, truly anti-age.

She is. Whoa, she's 57. Whoa. Okay. But she a hot 57. Yeah. good for you good for her 57

fuck it now alright well thanks May Pharrell yeah you've inspired chats about two colossal titans of pop culture

Spiderman and the Neptunes yep and I got hot in here when I saw Marissa to me nice hottest I've ever been

for a 57 year old I'd, I'd say, probably. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Matthew Lyons. The Lyons share. I won't lie. I'm appreciating your money. Yep. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Is that something? Yep. That's something. Sort of. Matthew is 1T, if that helps. Lions, L-Y-O-N-S. Yep.

Congrats on entering the Stuart Hall of Fame. It is Stuart, isn't it? Yeah. I should just say there's a record right in front of me. Yes, it is. Stuart Hall of Fame. Stuart Hall of Fame. Well, incidentally, there's no update on the AusCom Comedy Hall of Fame website at the moment

it is we're still waiting for our guy to have time to do it right for anyone that's wondering about that

but we've got we've got some updates to share about we do have some updates when the website goes live we've got an exciting little DM about it yeah

we'll have some updates to share when it goes live we can get back on track with it yeah for none of you that are asking about it I feel like we're keener on this than it. For none of you that are asking about it.

I feel like we're keener on this than anyone else. No one seems particularly fussed one way or the other. Matthew Lyons will be there. When it's the real deal, when it's out there, it's all just like blather at this point. When it's a real website, when it's out there, people are going to get excited. But Matthew Lyons, he'll be in there voting. This is a guy who I recognise from the socials. I think he'll be excited.

He'll be a guy. It is a guy that I had to check to see if we hadn't read him out before. Because you just recognised the name? And you know what? We have read him out before. Fuck's sake. I didn't fucking check it at all very well. It was a guy that I had to check.

And by had you mean 0.5 of a second ago. God damn it. All right. I'm leaving this in.5 of a second ago. God damn it. All right. All right. I'm leaving this in. Yeah, leave it in. Because it, well, yeah, it's got to stay in because it provided a little update about a certain Hall of Fame. Yeah.

Fuck. Oh, my God. All right. Well, what's even better is, let's get onto this name instead. This is even better. Yep. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Simon Blabby. Yep.

You know who this is? I know who this is. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.abby. Yep. You know who this is? I know who this is. Yeah. Exactly, yeah. Queenslander. Yep. Chef. Chef.

Yes, chef. Restauranteur. Mm-hmm. Has given us several gifts over the years. Yeah. Including cookbooks of his restaurant. Yep. And something else.

Something recently. Hmm. I feel like last time we were up there he gave us some more stuff and but i do have a whopping great big uh cookbook at home for spirit house which was his restaurant may not be anymore which i got very excited about because um one of my favorite restaurants on kosamui is called spirit house and he gives me the book and i'm like so excited i was like oh my god this is so good one of my favorite restaurants on Costa Mui is called Spirit House and he gives me the book and I'm like so excited and I was like oh my god this is so good it's one of my favorite restaurants on Costa Mui and then I then I go click that restaurant closed down why would it have this fucking huge cookbook yep and then I was sort of like disappointed and it was sort of like yeah

that's my restaurant and then I'm like oh I'm just sitting here getting this free cookbook and being sad that it's not someone else's. It's not the spirit house. Yeah. Yeah. Probably legal action against. Maybe that's why they closed down. Oh.

Maybe Simon sued them. Blabby. For using his name. And with all the winnings, he signed up to Patreon. Yeah, exactly. Oh, now I'm back on board this court case. Yeah. Yeah.

So thanks, Blabby. But also, man, the. Is it Blab or Blaby? Yeah, well, there you go. Because it's only one B. There you go. In the middle. Surely it's Blaby.

Blaby. Maybe that's it. Simon Blaby. Yeah. Maybe that's it. I have to say, I have seen this guy a lot on the socials and been like, I dread the day we have to read this name out, because fuck knows how you pronounce it. Yeah, that's...

Look, I think you've got that right. Blaby. Well, let us know. It does sound ridiculous to me, but unless it really is your name, in which case it sounds cool. Yeah. But he's always asking us,

he's saying, when you come up, when you're doing your show in Brisbane, come and go to the restaurant. Yeah. It's only seven hours from Brisbane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, look, I know...

We have food at home. Yeah. Yeah. I understand people associate me with thai food and they're always like whenever i go anywhere it's like oh i go to the thai restaurant it's like man i don't just i don't eat it every meal like i love it it's great pretty close i haven't eaten it i don't think i've eaten it since i've been back from thailand yeah right yeah so i am so fucking hungry i know this comes up all the time on this,

and it's so fucking tedious to people to listen, but I haven't eaten yet, and I'm fucking, oh, my God. I saw this coming, and I had four pieces of toast just before I left to come to your house. Right. It's the only thing keeping me in the game, so I appreciate it. I did the gym, and I did a run, and I would be fucking out of my mind by now.

Yeah. I try and be a bit better organized with these blowout sessions, but yeah. Yep. All right. No such luck. All right. Well, we'll race through, even though we appreciate your work. I'm sure a restaurateur can appreciate, you know, getting a slightly truncated name read

because someone needs to eat. You know, it's in his wheelhouse. He's got a more personal one. Those other three goons, we've no fucking shit from Clay with those guys. Yeah, we just talked about Pharrell. Yeah. I think this one's more concise and more personalised and good, even though, you know, you do have a fucking bit of a weird name.

No offence. I can see why you've gone with Spirit House rather than Blabby's Thai food. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't go to... Yummy for Blabby. Yeah. Blabby yum yum. Blabby hungry. Blabby ham. Blabby's Thai food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't go to... Yummy for Blabby. Yeah. Blabby yum yum.

Blabby hungry. Blabby ham. Blabby hungry. Blabby hungry. Yeah. Blabby is hungry now. Blabby done poop, done cuckoo. Blabby want food.

Cucka. Thanks, Blabbo. Thanks, Blabsy. All right. Well, let's get out of here. Let's just do one more then. Okay. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber,

Thai Food Comedy. Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you very much to Patreon subscriber Thai Food Comedy. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is this, do you have this guy's book as well? I'd like it. Yeah. Yeah, man.

That's, maybe that's the Blabby's new restaurant. Maybe, like I said, Spirit House closed down. So comedy about Thai food. Well, you know, it might be the other way around. Like maybe it's

don't make me change it maybe it's food about comedy yeah yeah yeah maybe it's just you know there's a resort over in Copenhagen called the Divine Comedy

which I've never stayed at yeah which is a real shame you saying resort over sounded to me like a risotto like I'm having the audio equivalent of being on a desert island. You're looking.

You're turning into a pizza. Yeah, yeah. My words are turning into roast chickens now. Did you just say roast chicken? I'm hearing things. Yeah. So, you know, I don't know why I've never stated Divine Comedy. Well, maybe I do know why because it's just funny for the name.

Yeah, and then you're there and you're like, yeah, I'm just in a hotel. There's really nothing else to this. Yeah. Or maybe this is the restaurant at the Divine Comedy in Copenhagen. Oh, yeah. Thai food comedy. Or it could be its own resort. Yeah.

Pretty fun. It's got food in the title, but there's no food here. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's. That'll do. That'll do. Thanks, everyone.

Thanks for supporting the pod. Thanks for, yeah, being on the Patreon. Thank you for listening. And we'll see you next time. See you, mate.