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Episode Date: January 22, 2024If you think you know Pete Donaldson, can you guess what his favourite movie of all time is? He reveals all on today's show.Elsewhere, a listener tells Luke and Pete about the... worst thing they ever did at school and the lads assess the music careers of Phil Collins and PJ & Duncan (aka Ant & Dec). You can decide who is the more impactful artist...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's a Luke and Pete show.
It is a Monday and my name is Pete Donaldson.
Lukey Moore.
I saw a film a couple of nights ago that I have very little interest in talking about,
I've just realised.
Because it was alright.
It was the Golden Globes winner,
Anatomy of a Fall
oh right yeah
set in like
the Alps
I don't really know
where it's set
but there's a lot of
French German stuff
happening
and it's
it's pretty good
it's about a woman
whose husband dies
and everyone thinks
she's done it right
exactly
any good
yeah
it was alright
it was a bit like
what was that one about
sign language and people being deaf?
I think that won the best Oscar last
year, didn't it? That was okay.
So what's this? Your little section
on films that are simply fine?
Simply fine, but ones that really
do obviously exceed expectations. What's the best
film you've ever seen?
Short Circus 2.
Nailed it down.
The thing is,
here's why I asked you this. short circuit too nailed it down nailed it down
here's why I asked you this
because you won't be
confident enough
to answer that properly
why?
because you just think
oh no I've said the wrong thing
and people will laugh at me
no
when have I ever been scared
for people to laugh at me
that's a fair point
or score
dickhead
what's the best thing
you've ever seen
my favourite film
is The Jerk
with Steve Martin
okay
I love it
that actually fits
your profile quite well
right
but I think
the films I've always
been quite
warm
Virgin Suicide
is always one for me
yeah that's right
up your street as well
I can see why you'd like that
it's just dreamy
it's just like
a real kind of
nice dreamy film
it's like
great soundtrack
you know it's right it's 1999 it's right like a real kind of nice dreamy film it's like great soundtrack you know
it's right
it's 1999
it's right in the mix
of when you were kind of
yeah
an impressionable age
no
yeah
I mean
like it was between that
yeah I used to watch that
and Fight Club quite a lot
once it got to
yeah that was 99 as well
I would say mine is probably
Jaws
I like
Jurassic Park
I obviously like
Good Will Hunting
I think is very good
yeah
Apocalypse Now
and Platoon
two of my favourite
war films I'd say
but that's what I mean
it's whatever
you're
it's quite hard
to sort of quantify
like Simon Cardy
from the IGN UK podcast
he
has got like a kind of
a rolling kind of
IMDB
PsyMDB
I believe he calls it
list of 100 films
and he'll sort of
when he sees a new film
that belongs in the top 100
he will go into his database
and sort of
move them around
and stuff
but it's hard
it's whatever you
fancy doing really
I think you can
I mean
they're all pretty
solid films I think his favourite one is like I think it's a mean they're all pretty solid films
I think his
favourite one is
like I think
it's a Daniel
Lewis one
but yeah
well it'll be
what there will
be blood or
something
I think it
might be
yeah
the thing is
everyone whacks
his lyric about
those Peter
Anderson movies
and I totally
get it and
they are amazing
in their own
way but they're
so slow paced
yeah I don't think I've seen it to the end of that film I don't think I've seen it to the end of that film well that's are amazing in their own way, but they're so slow-paced.
Yeah. I don't think I've seen to the end of that film.
I don't think I've seen to the end of that film.
Well, that's probably why.
I'd rather watch a two-and-a-half-hour film
on this,
made by Anderson, rather than
an Avengers film.
Because they overstay their welcome,
as discussed before. They're way too long, and they're way too
formulaic. But Peter, I think I mentioned to you a while back,
maybe a month or two ago,
I watched Killers of the Flower Moon at the BFI.
Right, yes.
Good.
Four hours?
I think it was just over three and a half hours long.
Right.
And I always think to myself,
Die Hard, brilliant.
Perfect film.
Gets everything done in two hours.
Yeah.
And then Scorsese will come up with this stuff
where he'll say, oh, yeah, I know,
but you've got to commit to it, it's an art form,
and all the rest of it, you know,
freaking Marvel movies are like a roller coaster
in mind of proper films.
I get all that, but it's a long old hop, that.
But do you not think that he's sort of saying,
all right, if Marvel are getting two and a half hours,
I deserve at least three and a half.
There's something very obnoxious
about the Marvel movies as well.
Because if you, what they
also make you do, so if you take
Avengers Endgame, for example,
that's three hours.
I think it's basically three hours on the button.
It's a blockbuster fucking entertainment
movie, family movie, and it's three hours long.
And then what they do is they put
a key scene after the credits. So you have to stay to the very end of the credits even so it's like an insane
amount of time to be spending watching a movie of that type because there's not really any character
development or anything that you know where it's like a plot twist or anything like that it's all
pretty formulaic so i find it very very strange that it has to be quite so long especially given when you take into account they've got so many movies
already commissioned and planned and all the rest of it it's not like they have to you know they
have to pack it all in because i don't know when the next film's coming we should um have like a
really long credits at the end of the podcast where we just say rory producer rory producer
rory producer rory for about five minutes and then do a little
kind of... What would be the bonus scene though?
I don't know. I don't know what we could
possibly bring them that we're not already bringing
them to be honest. We're firing on all of our
cylinders. I say that
we've just picked up recording again because I just
turned everything off in my cabin.
The apology cabin.
The apology cabin. I thought I was turning
off the doorbell. I was I was turning off the doorbell
I was actually just turning off
My computer, my camera
My microphone sound card
The doorbell
The doorbell did get a turning off
And then we had to wait for about 10 minutes
For me to come back
Because Windows updates are always waiting for you
When you least expect them
They are waiting for you
And they are going to pounce
because they need to be updated, baby.
I don't use Windows, baby.
Right.
Yeah, there is that, I suppose.
I could get on the Mac train,
but I've already invested
in graphics cards
and big monitors and stuff
and I think it would just...
The apology cabinet
is as perverted as it gets.
To clamber out of the PC mind space
and clamber into the Mac mac workflow i just i just
think it would work for me to be honest lukey that's a marvel movie isn't it what me leaving
the leaving the leaving the pc there's one called to clamber out of the windows workspace
the windows workspace anyway all i'm saying is we've said this before i think but it's
slightly different way we said there's too many films before which there are but they're also
very very long these days. Yeah,
they are.
I don't mind a 90 minute romp.
I'll take a 90 minute romp.
I can fit that in no problem.
I mean,
no wonder there's a writer's strike.
They're writing twice as much as they used to.
Yeah.
By the way,
speaking of tele-visual entertainment,
have you been watching,
I'm not going to spoil anyone,
Pete's the spoiler guy,
not me.
Have you been watching Traitors?
Not been watching Traitors not been watching Traitors
you recommended it
last week I think
and I've not
I've not been
effing with it
so to speak
but yeah
by all accounts
you can swear on this show
if you want
everyone's either
talking about it
or they're talking about
the new gladiators
oh I haven't seen that yet
is it good
no
is it
there's a big giant man
who's like 6 foot 5
I think
or maybe taller
maybe 6'11 or something but he's a big muscle man but he's very'5", I think, or maybe taller. Maybe 6'11", or something, but he's a big muscle man,
but he's very, very tall at the same time.
Is that how they bill him on the poster?
6'5", or maybe taller?
You never know with wrestling-looking guys.
But yeah, he should do wrestling, really,
because he's absolutely ginormous and very muscular.
But they did a joke where, I think, BBC Derby brought in one of the tall,
I think he's called the Giant in the old Gladiators.
He's got to be bigger than six foot five.
If he's on Gladiators, he's called the Giant.
Maybe he's 6'11", then.
Maybe he's 6'11". He's cracking on.
He's cracking on, isn't he?
But every time he would sign someone an autograph,
he'd pass it over the desk,
and then the paper would become incredibly large, pretending that we all live in a tiny world it was beautifully done
oh so he's glad it apparently he's glad it has apparently got um a um a theme tune to come on to
right what the giant are they each have each gladiator oh so it's like um it's like wrestling
really isn't it you have your own theme yeah okay
but they're using like
I mean
oh one of them is
Harry Akinzareti
he used to be a
sprinter for
Great Britain
right okay
I didn't know that
he comes on to
The Power by Snap
which one's that one
I don't know
I don't know
The Power
right okay
nice
but I mean like with themes like that,
it's quite amusing that when the WWE would choose a theme
for, like, WrestleMania,
they would choose a theme and then they would have to,
when it went on the network or when they released DVDs of it,
they had to dub over the music that they originally used
because every WrestleMania had a theme.
I think WrestleMania 2 was quite famously um uh easy lover by phil collins
and it always makes me laugh whenever i think whenever i hear phil collins easy lover i think
wrestlemania 2 um simply because like because it because easy love is about being you know free
and easy and and and just like know, quite disposable, I think.
Is that fair to say?
Easy lover.
And it's just basically saying that WrestleMania doesn't matter.
It's just a piece of twaddle that'll sort of, you know,
that'll move on somewhere else.
I thought it was like, it's like she's an easy lover, right?
I thought it was like, yeah, she'll come over.
She's very easy to love.
No, no, she'll come over,
but then she's going to go off with someone else later.
Yeah, easy lover, yeah. So basically that's what they're saying about WrestleMania. They're saying that it's... But it's probably just a big hit, wasn't it? no she'll come over but then she's going to go off with someone else later yeah Easy Lover yeah
so basically that's what they're saying about Wrestlemania
they're saying that it's
it doesn't love you
what does it say about WrestleMasaling
it's not a tough guy theme is it
it's just Easy Lover
it's a ridiculous selection
and the more and more I learn about Wrestlemania
and wrestling back in the day from you guys
it's less surprising to me.
But weirdly, Easy Lover came out in November 84 in the US and then February 85 in the UK.
It's unimaginable to think of songs doing that now.
Yeah.
But it sold over a million copies in the US, that single.
Did you say it went to the US first or the UK first?
Yeah, it went to the US first, yeah.
That's cheeky, isn't it?
Yeah, it's actually not just a Phil Collins song as well.
It's apparently listed as a song by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins.
Philip Bailey's a guy from Earth, Wind & Fire, isn't he?
Oh, right.
I didn't know that was the case, though.
Phil Collins, is he a terrible guy?
I don't think I've heard anything in particular.
Tax exile, is he?
I don't know.
They always seem to be that kind of thing.
They always say that he divorced his wife by fax, yeah.
But wouldn't, isn't it like one of those things
where the truth is probably like quite,
well, I had to serve some papers
and she had a fax machine,
so that's how you're getting them.
You know what I mean?
Like, surely all divorces are done by email.
There has to be some legal documentation involved in it, no?
I'm reading, like, he's got a whole section on his Wikipedia
just listed as criticism.
I'll read you a couple of quotes.
Historian Martin Strong wrote that Phil Collins'
truly polarised opinion from the start
his ubiquitous smugness and increasingly
sterile pop making him a favourite target
for critics according to Guardian
writer Paul Lester he would regularly
call music journalists to take issue with negative reviews
and over time he came to be personally disliked
in the industry
oh fantastic
there we go
for people who know their music,
I think they would respect Ria over a lot of people
in his particular sort of genre, you would say.
Ria did Drive Us Home for Christmas.
He did, yeah, he did.
He also did God's Great Banana Skin.
You didn't recall that?
It's quite big in the road to hell.
I don't know any of his other songs apart from that.
God's Great Banana Skin. God's Great Banana Skin.
God's Great Banana Skin. I remember it
because they'd made a fake, I think, video
game, like on Amiga times
where Chris Rio would jump
on platforms made of bananas
and I remember sort of thinking, well,
look, he respects video games and that's
all I have to say on that. Is that what it takes for you, is it?
That wouldn't be like a bad kind
of YouTube.
Because basically retro video games are so big at the moment.
And the bubble will probably burst pretty soon if it already hasn't
on buying really expensive old stuff.
But there are so many creators,
and I use creators very liberally on YouTube,
where they just talk about forgotten, lost masterpieces
from yesteryear back in the sort of 16-bit era.
And I don't think I've ever seen anybody on YouTube
talking about God's Great Banana Skin by Chris Rea.
If you sort of did like a bit of YouTube artwork
with the forgotten classic no one's talking about
and your face going, ah!
And Chris Rea climbing on like a
platform banana i wonder how i wonder how popular it would be and if i had more free time i think
it would be surprisingly popular speaking of that the other day i was reading that um it got um
revealed or kind of released that um david lynch had been commissioned by some indie game producer
studio to make his own
video game. Right, yeah.
And the result was, as a
concept, was so weird
they were like, we're not doing that.
Do you believe that? Or was it just
so...
Well, apparently it was in 1998.
It was a company called Synergy Interactive,
a Japanese apparently right
and he loved
the Japanese loved
his stuff
loved Lynch
loved all of his stuff
apparently he approached them
right
and he loved the game
a previous game
that Synergy Interactive
had made
okay
and he said he wanted
to make a game with them
and the game he came out with
was a game called
Woodcutters from the Fiery Ships
and the only the only confirmable concept of the thing that's been released is that you started
off as a mystery game and you got taken away by wood cutters um and that nothing else was um
revealed and then in 1999 synergy interactive announced that it had been cancelled because
testing said that
gamers found it overwhelmingly confusing
and boring
There's a guy
in Japan who does
a couple of twin peaksy kind of games
called Deadly Premonition and Deadly Premonition 2
and he's absolutely loopy
as hell, but all of his stuff is basically
like Twin Peaks
but there's a lot of games that have been inspired
by Lynch but yeah I hadn't heard
that he'd made a, what was it, Synergy
Interactive and the game
was called Woodcutters from the Fiery Ships
I have no
idea what it's about
they're from Shinjuku, what games
did they do before this
the game that David Lynch apparently liked
was called Gadget Invention Travel and Adventure.
I've never heard of that either.
Gadget Invention.
It was a...
Oh, interesting.
Oh, it was like a spooky sort of FMV video game, maybe.
Yeah, I think so.
Ah, interesting.
Cool.
Anyway, Peter, let's take a break.
When we come back, I want to read an email
because our friend Declan in Glasgow has been in touch
and he's got a little story for us
and I'd like to read it to you.
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Hope you enjoyed that.
We're back with Luke and Pete's show,
and we've got emails to give you.
Luke, do you want to smash out a quick email for us?
Yeah, I'll read one out for you.
From the aforementioned Declan,
who plays one of the bad guys in Breaking Bad From the aforementioned Declan, who plays one
of the bad guys in
Breaking Bad.
He's called Declan,
isn't he, if you
remember?
Declan Donnelly from
P.J. Donnelly.
I actually saw Declan
Donnelly in a pub in
Chiswick once.
Oh, that's where he
lives?
It was the pub that
years later, there was
a story that broke
that a couple of
bullies got Ant McPartlin
in a headlock in it.
Do you remember that story? Yes, I do remember that. Yeah, Ant McPartlin in a headlock in it. Do you remember that story? Yes.
Ant McPartlin had a lot of issues
didn't he? Right.
One of them was headlocks.
Constantly
get... He's very troubled.
He's constantly... Imagine if that's your
thing. He's in a
bit of bother and he needs to...
He's just always in a headlock.
Just always in a headlock. He's just always in the headlock.
He's always the headlock-y,
never the headlock-er.
He just wants to
headlock one person.
Oh dear.
He got busted.
He,
I didn't say he got busted,
he had a problem
with drinking,
I think,
to be fair to him.
He went to the
police department
and all sorts.
Get someone in the
headlock that can't drink.
He pled guilty
to drink driving,
which is no good.
He did. Don't advise that. No. Do you also know that they're single? get someone in a headlock that can't drink he pled guilty to drink driving which is no good no good he did
don't advise that
no
did you also know
that their single
Let's Get Ready To Rumble
PJ and Duncan
aka
Ant and Dec
yeah
they had to change
the name of it
right
do you know that
so it's called
Let's Get Ready To Rumble
is that Michael Buffer
exactly
if you look at the artwork
and the name of the song
the rumble is spelt with an R-H honestly man that Michael Buffer? Exactly. If you look at the artwork and the name of the song, the rumble is spelt with an R-H.
Honestly, man, that guy Buffer is stealing a fucking living.
He rocks up at every wrestling event in the 90s,
and he must be being paid hundreds of thousands of pounds
just to turn up and read off a card.
Honestly, I think there's skill in everything,
but Buffer, I just don't get it.
What he's done, though, is he's got in there early. Yeah. I think they're skill in everything. But Buffer, I just don't get it. I just don't get it.
What he's done, though, is he's got in there early.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
He's trademarked Let's Get Ready to Rumble in the mid-'80s.
Got a federal trademark for it.
And then basically dedicated his whole career in just saying it better than everyone else.
Better.
And apparently, he's made like half a billion.
Yeah.
Do it.
Amazing.
Absolutely amazing. so for those
that know the story just very quickly anton dangle pj nunkin 1994 released a song called
let's get ready to rumble it's probably their most well-known single yeah um they then had to
change it to let's get ready to rumble with an rh which they then said they then said oh we wanted
to expect like that because it's um it's out of respect for the rumba, the dance, the rumba, which is obviously
bullshit. But it turns out later on
that it includes
a sample of
Michael Buffer,
which the record label encountered
a lot of copyright problems.
So they changed it, and in return for that, I think
Buffer said that they could keep it in there.
Honestly, I imagine if
you, imagine if you imagine if like you
are dealing with the anr not even the anr i guess just just you the head of emi whatever whoever
revealed releases this this uk-based comedy novelty act um cd and you're faced with that
amount of even three emails would be too much work to get this piece of shit on the shelves. Were they a novelty act, Peter?
Yeah, I think so.
But they were, yeah, yeah, they were a novelty act.
But imagine...
16 top 40 singles?
I mean, that's astonishing.
16?
Yeah.
What did they do?
From 1993 all the way through to a re-release of
Let's Get Ready to Rumble in 2013.
Oh, there's a few re-releases in there.
Surely they've done Ready to rumble about three times.
Twice.
Twice.
So the top 40, they've had 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15.
Sorry, the 16th single only got to number 62.
Right, okay.
But I mean, it's bigger than you think.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you sticking with a novelty act, Monica?
Yeah, I would.
Because at the end of the day,
the thing you're going to create is a single
with PJ and Duncan in it.
Like you're going to do Ready to Rumble.
If you're getting into legal strife,
there's some kids just, you know,
chanting along with a backing track.
It must be pretty annoying to have to kind of...
And also, the UK's so small.
How much money are you really making out of that
in the global scale of things?
I reckon in the 90s,
they would have made a bit of wedge, wouldn't they?
Yeah, but not compared to Madonna, is it?
What's the point of even trying?
Think of all the licences you get
just on the Now albums.
Exactly, true, true, true, true.
They were huge.
I remember taking Now That's What I Call Music,
I want to say, 13,
into my school disco at junior school
because you were allowed to take tapes in
and choose a song each.
So I took Now That's What I Call Music 13.
Ah.
And I can't remember the song I chose off it,
but it was, yeah,
I would love to remember that, actually.
But anyway, we're getting sidetracked.
Declan Rice, not a Declan.
Anyway, our friend Declan's been in touch.
He's emailed.
And the email goes as follows.
Hi, gents.
Last week, Luke asked Pete about the worst thing he ever did at school,
which was, Peter, you punched someone.
I tried to attack a boy.
He punched me in the fist.
So, yeah.
That's right.
Who was the boy again?
Peter Carley.
How long did you think
his name was gonna be took a drink of water listen i just filled for about three minutes
earlier because you actually turned your computer off so you can suck that one up big boy
fuck you now anyway um declan says back in home economics class when i was about 13 we had a
recipe that required trimming and discarding the fat from several pieces of bacon
right never on your watchdance and you'd be snaffling that i'll be up so i'm a i'm a pig
i'm ironically a pig for snaffling uh bits of bacon when people cut off fat from bacon i'm
straight in there i love it yeah he sniffs it out it sniffs it out dexter says being on the bench
with my best mate we of course promptly rolled the fat rinds into a ball
and began throwing it at each other as hard
as we could whenever the teacher's back
was turned. After all
the fun the fat
ball ended up on the floor in the corner of the room
thick with dirt and dust from rolling
around the floor. Oh my god
you're going to get ants. That's the most disgusting thing.
If you want ants you're going to get ants. Come on.
Then comes the next class a week later,
and against all odds, our bacon ball was still sitting in the corner,
looking rather worse for wear.
This week, we're cooking a Victoria sponge.
Our benchmate, Vegetarian Kathleen,
I don't think that was her full name, wasn't it?
She's Kathleen, she's a vegetarian,
had just made a beautiful batter,
and is approaching her preheated
oven, ready to bake a delicious
treat to take home to her beaming proud
mother. Cue the madness within me
and after she opens the oven door, but before
she releases the cake, I toss the
bacon ball and watch in slow motions
it sails through the air and plops
right into her cake tin. She
doesn't notice and in goes the bacon
fat Victoria sponge and the door shuts. I didn't notice and in goes the bacon fat Victoria sponge
and the door shuts.
I didn't have the heart to tell her
or to wait around the end of class
to see the results.
I still feel horrible nearly 20 years later.
Keep up the good work.
Love the pod.
Declan in Glasgow.
Declan, that is absolutely
one of the most rank emails we've had.
Because like, you wouldn't be able,
the fat would melt and you wouldn't be able... The fat would melt,
and you wouldn't necessarily be able to tell
what the hell had gone on here.
Tastes very salty, wouldn't it?
You'd be like, how is there so much fat?
How is there so much...
And dust.
How have they balled up?
It tastes like bacon.
How is it...
I'm just...
I had so many questions.
Fantastic, Declan.
I would love to hear from Kathleen.
Yeah, I would too. I want to know about... She sounds
like a bit of a character because she's...
Declan's about our age. Yeah. This is
probably in the 90s. Yeah. They get as many
vegetarians in the 90s. No.
And when you're young and you're a vegetarian
I think it's always seen as a bit of an
affectation. But nobody deserves
a bacon ball in their... No, they don't.
Do you know what it reminds me of? I wonder what your thoughts are on this so there is an episode of ramsay's kitchen
nightmares uk right there's always an episode i can relate things to and it's an italian restaurant
and obviously it's down it's lark and it's crap and so he goes in to try and sort it out one of
the things he does is he makes the owner chef the two other chefs i think are one of the waiters
or something all cook a pizza and he says the best pizza as judged by the team will go on the menu
tonight right like a little team building thing and he you know gets them doing stuff he then gets
people off the street to judge the pizzas um and um one of the people that comes in is a vegetarian. It's made very clear on the show that he's a vegetarian,
and he says he's a vegetarian,
and I'll set the scene for you.
He's a white man with dreadlocks.
Right.
Then Ramsay feeds them the pizzas,
and they all choose their favorite one,
and the vegetarian guy chooses one,
and then turns out it's got Parma ham in it right then rams is a
great joke of turning it telling the guy that oh actually i have parma ham on it isn't that funny
sorry about that and the guy actually leaves that restaurant he looks quite upset i wonder if you
get away with that now uh no i i think i don't think you'd i mean that's a lawsuit surely isn't
it is it i mean yeah you can't
force feed people
what if like
what if it's a religious
exemption as well
like it's a hate crime
I mean you can't be doing that
that's wild
well he has done it
and it's in the show
yeah
I mean
go watch it on all four
right now
I mean to be honest
if you're up in the court
white man with dreadlocks
I think the judge
has every right
to sort of go
I'm not listening
to any of this
get out
I don't think I'm a very sympathetic
jury. No, exactly, yeah.
Yeah, there's certain, there's
a reason why people make you wear like a suit
to court.
But if you're turning up with white man dreadlocks, I'm sorry.
Have you ever been asked
to do jury duty, by the way?
No, no. I always think
I could do a really cool job
of it. It comes up a lot in the US. I think it's because breakers is more crime. Yeah, probably. But I think I could do a really cool job of it.
It comes up a lot in the US.
I think it's because breakers is more crime.
Yeah, probably.
But I think... Also because I think civil suits in the US,
I think for the most part also have juries
where we don't hear.
Could we get out of...
Yeah, they do.
If there's like really small reasons
for people to get in.
Would we, as owners of a business,
could we just give ourselves...
Could we just start saying
we're not doing it
because that's
I think it's quite nice to do it
well every single person
that I know
just record it
there's a podcast
true crime
every person I know
who's ever done it
has worked like for radio
and stuff
and their boss has just
emailed going
we literally cannot do without
the man we do without
for a month every year
because it's a holiday for six days a week absolutely ridiculous yeah I think literally cannot do without the man we do without for a month every year because of holiday.
For six days a week.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Yeah, I think, I see it as, one, your civic duty, one of the cornerstones of a functioning democracy,
therefore you should do it.
And two, if it was an interesting case, I think I'd like to do it.
Massively, the Scranton Strangler, I'd be well up for it.
Absolutely.
You'd want a juicy case, though, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
I wouldn't want a kind of, ah, so on and so forth. A boring old car crash. I want proper stuff. It'd be a juicy case, though, wouldn't you? Yeah. I wouldn't want a kind of...
A boring old car crash.
I want proper stuff.
It has to be a criminal thing, though.
So it would be fairly serious by its nature.
I suppose it could be quite harrowing if you're not careful.
I think my ex did one.
A murder case, I seem to recall.
It's probably your case, and that's why she's your ex.
It was the arse end of our relationship.
I forgot about that.
It was quite emotional at the time, I seem to recall. Oh, well. Never mind. Anyway, don't recall oh well never mind anyway we've run out of time so let's get out of here let's go out
of here let's jam our congealed ball of bacon fat rendered bacon fat into our cakes the podcast
and take our take our warm victoria sponge on the bus home i'd like I'd like people to think of us as the dusty, hairy, dirty,
rendered bacon fat in the Victoria sponge of their life.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, that little kind of lump of gristle.
I mean, it smells nice.
It smells nice.
Just don't get too close to it.
Just don't get too close to it.
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