The Luke and Pete Show - It’s timer to Heimer
Episode Date: July 27, 2023Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different m...ovie of the week recommendation. Elsewhere, Pete is forced to review his claim that he’s scored 180 while playing darts.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's the Luke and Pete Show. I'm Pete Donaldson. It's a Thursday. I'm joined by Mr. Lukey
Moore. Lukey Moore, let's start things off in a sexy, spicy way. I've noticed that there
are several people listening to the Luke and Pete Show out there in Malaysia. So I think
we should start talking about how much we like fucking one another.
Fucking hell.
How am I supposed to...
This show is basically me reacting to stuff you say.
How much do you want to touch my todger?
How much do you want to touch my todger?
Let's do it on cam, on show.
I'll kiss my camera.
You kiss your camera.
Let's make changes in the world.
Let me answer it this way um
for the benefit of um the malaysian authorities i am hugely in support of anyone loving whoever
they want but here's the but if i was to decide that's all we needed is the but if i was showing
us his butt if i was to decide to make love to a male friend of mine around the same age right
you'd probably scrape the top 20.
Okay, I'll take that.
But only just.
I'll take that.
I don't think I've ever been,
even people I've had sex with would say I'm not in their top 20.
I don't think I'm in my wife's top 20.
No, God no.
God, Jesus.
I mean, but they've got to settle.
Yeah, it's true.
One partner has to be in the Premier League.
One partner has to be riding the, League. One partner has to be riding the...
That's so not the word I should have used.
Yeah.
You know, they've got to think about relegation
from the fourth division
and possible financial destruction.
I don't think your partner is looking,
she's scrolling through Twitter,
she sees that beef cream pizza you ate.
I don't think she's thinking,
this is how my life would have worked out.
No.
And it's only going to make my smells worse.
That's a metaphor for life, actually.
That's not a metaphor for...
Sorry, a lesson.
That's a lesson for life for younger listeners, actually.
Listen, you may have all these highfalutin ideas
about what you're going to achieve in your life,
but the secret to life is this.
It's when you decide to settle.
And some people decide to settle at 18.
Okay, this will do me.
Some people decide to settle at 42, like you and I have.
But ultimately, you are going to settle.
Whether you like it or not, at some point, you're going to settle.
And that's it.
I'd like to thank the ex-partners of my partner partner um to to just give her um i don't know just a bit more
scope for how good how good it could yeah for lowering the bar for you to walk for getting a
bloody nose smashing through the door so you could just stroll through it exactly yeah with a beef
cream pizza in your hand and a load of wires around your neck and a poo in your pants my mate sent me a picture of me dressed as
a wren you know like a wren from the war i'm from portsmouth i know what a wren is
at a new year's eve party yeah about uh yeah 12 years ago yeah and let me tell you i look
fantastic in drag and um i said i walked so that the cross-dressing cross-dressing youths of 2023 could run.
You famously invented cross-dressing in 2013.
Exactly.
I am very much.
Never been done before.
Someone's like, what?
You're going to a different draw?
I just don't even.
That means I can leave my clothes in every room on the floor.
I think that's fair.
The women's floor and the men's floor in a shop
isn't legally enforceable.
I know.
No one's thought about that before.
Lordy.
You've actually broken some amazing ground there.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
Actually, I was on the front cover in drag
on the Hartlepool Mail and in the Evening Standard.
So again, thank you.
It was syndicated.
Thank you, kids.
That's not as impressive as it sounds.
That's a syndicated publication. Thank you um it's good i remember everyone if someone said well someone asked me
what it's like to actually know you people ask me that all the time we do live events and stuff
what's pete actually like what's it like being his friend all the rest of it first of all i don't
think he necessarily considers me his friend right because you're not a traditional type of guy in
that way um you do sometimes send
me gifts through the through the post unannounced which i appreciate and i do respect and i recognize
tokens of your love but when people say to me what's pete like in real life what's it like being
friends with pete a great example would be i was getting on the tube once on the way to work
and had no idea it was happening,
picked up the, I think it was actually,
it might have been the Metro actually.
Okay, yeah.
And you were on the front cover of it
dressed as the woman from the Trivago advert.
Yeah.
And I didn't even really, I was like, oh, it's Pete.
I wasn't even like, what is happening here?
Put it back down.
Put the paper back down.
It's the next chapter.
Yeah.
And I remember, I vividly remember getting off the um
tube and seeing four copies of metro on the floor of the tube carriage each with their front cover
up with your face on every single one of them thinking the man has made it the man has made it
and made it made the world better for everyone i think it's fancy um loki moa speaking of making
the world better for everyone i watched um dr pl Ploppenheimer a couple of nights ago.
Oh, okay, yeah.
And what a, what a, I mean, what a piece of work.
Yeah, really, really good stuff.
And I've sort of realised that because you are tethered to your home
and tethered to a baby at the moment,
you're not going to get to see that film for about five minutes.
No, I am. I've already negotiated with the lady wife.
Oh, right, okay.
So, actually, as we record this right now,
she's taken the baby to a mother and baby screening of Barbie.
Oh, really?
Good stuff.
So that means I get to go to Oppenheimer.
But they're not doing a baby screening of Oppenheimer.
No, weirdly enough.
No.
Oh, well, I was going to give you some scenes
that definitely happened in Oppenheimer.
Yeah, please do.
Yeah.
He, at one
point, about ten minutes in,
he's sort of going up
to Truman and going,
please let me make a big bomb.
Oh, Truman.
He has
a bath of a stick of uranium that makes the bath
hot. Are these
actual spoilers from the film?
Why are you doing this to me? When they go out and test the bomb, bath hot uh is this sport are these actual spoilers from the film when he when he why are
you doing this to me when he when they go out and test the bomb uh he when they're about to press
the button he turns the camera and he says it's time to hymer he does that yeah that's his i didn't
know he had a catchphrase like yeah it's like it's it's mobbing time but it's it's time at a hymer yeah and i um i also heard that
um when he went to harry truman he was like uh true me i've made loads of really big bombs but
i want to make an even bigger one will you let me can i just make a bigger one and they had to
negotiate about how big it would be and they just did it anyway exactly he just went like that can
i make it this big can i make this big can i make this big i'll do it with my hands true me and you
tell me when to stop yeah I reckon that definitely happened
good stuff
recommend it
did you do Barbie
on the same day
like a lot of people
I didn't
but completely by accident
me and Sarah
were both wearing
pink clothes
that's weird isn't it
we were in Oppenheim
and we must have looked
like we were one of those
keynotes who
were going to
I know you
so no it's not weird
it's definitely
my favourite
whoever the
director is,
his... Chris Nolan.
Chris Nolan.
I've interviewed him, nice.
He definitely very much is my favourite film of his.
It is a wonderful piece of work.
And it's just people chatting, isn't it?
It's just people having a chat.
I think he's amazing, obviously,
and it's not a kind of controversial thing to say.
But he has had a couple of stinkers.
Which ones?
The Dark Knight Rises isn't very good
which one's that one?
the third one
I mean you're going to have to narrow that down
what happens in it?
is that the one where
it's the one with Bane
that's alright though isn't it?
I mean the sound
the problem with him is
that he just mixes sound weirdly
because he's obsessed with cinema
but he has no way of producing cinema
for the home television which is how everybody wants it can I change my opinion and say he's obsessed with cinema but he has no way of producing cinema for the home television
which is
can I change my opinion
and say he's had one
quite average film
and that's The Dark Knight Rises
I'm looking at his list
of films now
and I like every single
one of the others
so he's incredible
absolutely incredible
and he is an absolute
nerd for it isn't he
and that's part of it
I think Tenet
will probably get
it's time
in the dungeon soon it's the only one I haven't seen I think peopleet will probably get its time in the dungeon soon.
It's the only one I haven't seen.
I think people were sort of like, yeah, that was good, I think.
And I think at some point we can all admit to ourselves
that it was all just a bit of a difficult watch.
But it is interesting that he's kind of flipped on his head
the narrative that says that blockbuster movies
that make huge amounts of money have to be quite stupid.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Because even if
something like Interstellar, which did really well
and is fucking brilliant, it's really complicated.
You know, Inception
as well, really complicated
but brilliant.
So it's kind of interesting that
he can make cerebral blockbusters.
It's hard to think of any other director that actually does do that.
But on the Barbie thing, it fucking cracked me up, this.
Have you seen...
I don't know whether they're ever going to give this up
and realise that they're actually hurting themselves
more than hurting anyone else.
But you know what?
This kind of mental authoritarian kind of right-wing movement in the US
to call everything woke and say the world's going to shit
and the rest of it.
Everything they touch makes something better like you see that they've been ranting and raving
and trying to boycott barbie for three months or whatever it is biggest film of the year yeah
no one cares about your fucking weird shit no one cares about it made the point that
one movie was all about a purely political film
about a political act
and yet Barbie
was the one
that got all of
the right wingers
absolutely dripping.
It was that little lad
with the big eyebrows.
Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro
with his little
squeaky voice.
He prepared like a 40 minute video video, didn't he, on the whole thing?
He's like, I've just seen Barbie and I've got a few things to say about it.
Join me at 9pm for this.
Who gives a fuck?
This guy's got a 40-minute opinion on everything and none of it makes sense.
But it's just, mate, honestly, we understand that over the last few years
you've had trouble maintaining an erection, right?
But this is no way to respond to it.
This is no way to respond to it, okay?
It's baffling the stuff they come up with.
And everything they try and touch to try and make things,
they're trying to kind of return us to this kind of imagined idea
of the 1950s,
which never existed anyway.
And then every time they do it,
the general public just rejects it.
And then they try and think
of more reasons
why it's not their own fault.
Just a bunch of unbelievable losers,
but literally losers in elections,
losers in life,
losers in fucking philosophy
of how people should live a happy life
I just look at them
all the time and think
you're just angry
about everything
and ultimately
it's only people
like you that care
no one else cares
you're just preaching
to the choir
over and over again
and the choir
are basically incels
but they're getting
but the incels
and older blokes
who hate things
that aren't the same as them
but the
it's amazing how versatile the word woke is.
It can be applied to everything.
It doesn't mean anything, does it?
It doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything at all.
No one can define it.
I've never seen a word so prevalent that's not been defined.
But anyway, speaking of woke,
people who didn't like your beef cream pizza are woke.
Yeah, I think so.
I think they're denying...
Why can't they handle it?
They're denying a strong hand on the creamy. Yeah, I think so. I think they're denying... Why can't they handle it? They're denying a strong hand
on the creamy tiller,
I would say.
They want this flip-flappy,
rules-based,
rules and regs,
EU oversight.
They want red tip.
They want people not to sort of
piss about with food delivery options,
I would say.
What I want to know is why they hate that a man like you
wants to pioneer something new.
I didn't pioneer. It's clearly very popular.
It was a queue round the block for the creamy beef pizza.
I don't believe that.
When I was talking to you about it last week,
it's important for clarity to our listeners to know
that I'd never seen what
it looked like the first thing i saw of it was when rory producer rory tweet long-suffering
producer rory tweeted it and um i wasn't prepared for how disgusting it looked no it's it is there's
there's way too many smears i would say it looked undercooked too much too much smearing how can you
tell how can you tell what happens when cream gets cooked?
It was just an amalgam.
Cream gets cooked.
An amalgam of absolutely disgusting cream on a pizza.
And we had a lot of people talk about how unlikely it seems to them
that you would have scored 180 in darts.
Yeah, well, read it and weep.
They can't read it. They can't read it and weep. You just said it. Does it count if youarts? Yeah, well, read it and weep. They can't read it.
They can't read it and weep.
You just said it.
Does it count if you do...
Oh, yeah, no.
Actually, thinking about it, that's absolute bullshit.
I think I've got three 20s.
Oh, that's not the same, is it?
Because the 20 is very big, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
Yeah, the trebles are quite small, aren't they?
Yeah, you're probably right on that one.
That's why you get more points for it.
By the way, speaking of movies, as we were a second ago,
I was on the Night Feed last night,
and I took the opportunity while my son slept,
thank you to him for that,
of watching a Netflix documentary called The Deepest Breath.
Right, okay.
Have you seen it?
Is that, you like these kind of uh usually
men who just against the odds do something incredible protagonist in this one's a woman
so i thought it was about a man who just dives dive they just dive really really deep it is okay
so basically it's about the extreme sport of of diving as deep as possible in a single breath.
Right.
So how long would that take then?
How long is it?
What is it, five minutes?
So I think you're competing against trying to do it as quickly as possible,
but not trying to use as much energy to mean you need to breathe.
Do you reckon that's why, oh, would a big body or a small body help?
I don't know.
Would lung size, lung capacity would start to grow?
No, they're already fat and overweight.
Which is a twist I wasn't expecting.
Yeah, because you jump off a big high board and you go deeper.
When I saw the guy who did it on one of the scenes in the movie,
I was like, that guy looks like me.
Exactly like me.
Right, yeah.
So what's down there?
Have they dropped something?
What's down there?
Well, interestingly enough, the way they do it is that they sink a rope,
a weighted rope down to the required depth.
And it's got a load of little fabric tags attached to it.
Right.
So the way that you prove that you've done it is you have to take one of those tags
and bring it back up. Oh. I attached to it. Right. So the way that you prove that you've done it is you have to take one of those tags and bring it back up.
Oh.
I've got it.
I've got it.
That's all that.
Yeah.
I've seen that, haven't you?
No.
And what's fucking absolutely astonishing about it
is that we're talking about a depth
of about 100 meters.
So on one breath.
Think about that.
One metre.
And they've got to come back up again, of course.
Three metres.
So, it's 200 metres.
It's the 200 metres.
So, to put it in perspective,
the recommended maximum depth for scuba diving, right,
according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
is 130 feet.
Right.
So that's only about, what, 50 metres or something.
Are they getting checked that they haven't dropped ballast,
let's say, at the end of the... Well, in some disciplines, you can take weight with you.
Right.
To get you down.
So basically, what happens is they have to hold their breath
for, I think, about three or four minutes to do it.
All right.
They go.
I didn't consider this, but it actually makes perfect sense when you think about it.
So they have flippers on.
So they swim down, directly down alongside a rope they're tethered to.
And then I think after about 20 meters, the weight of the water pushes you down.
Really?
Which is fucking horrible to think about and then the real fight is my
default setting is drowning like i mean we already know that with this thing with my
default setting is once you start getting down you just keep on just too soon too soon
and then they obviously have to fight to come back up but here's the thing that's
honestly horrific and i'm not someone who's frightened of the sea i love the sea i grew up next to the sea i love to swim but even for me it was hard to watch is that
what they're doing is they're you know if they're like if it's a perfect dive and i've do my prep
properly i can do say i don't know say 90 meters but they have a team of other free divers who are
who are nominated as safety divers that sit at a depth of about 5 or 10 meters and then about 30 meters.
Because what basically tends to happen is if they overcook it
and they don't make it, they just black out 20 meters from the top.
Right.
And so these safety divers grab them, swim them as quickly as possible
to the surface, and breathe into them to get them back up again.
And then they go
red card
not a legal dive
see you tomorrow
honestly
it's insane
you'd be annoyed
if you sort of
woke up after
a nice little sleep
but they don't know
where they are
they're looking around
they have no idea
what's happening
anyway
it's about this woman
called Alessia Zucchini
who went after
all these different
world records
and it's her story
and it's honestly it's Honestly, it's a brilliant...
It's basically like Free Solo, if you've seen that, but for...
But upside down.
Yeah.
And full of water.
And the water.
So it's well worth a watch.
And people listening who've seen it, I'm sure,
will know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's only been on Netflix for a few days,
but it's very, very interesting.
Very well done.
And I think because it's quite a modern sport,
or this iteration of it is,
there's a lot of great footage, right?
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, sometimes one of them will go down
and then they'll be on the boat
and the people in the water will be looking around
and the guy on the boat will go,
oh yeah, sorry, no, it's not working.
So they should be back up again in a couple of minutes,
but yeah, keep an eye on it.
Just the worst.
Yeah.
Just the worst spot.
Just easily the worst spot. And it gets really dark really dark pete when they get down it's like
pitch dark when they get right on the bottom yeah ben shapiro's at the bottom just going
just going oh couldn't you do this with a fucking trousers and a belt on and comb your hair in the
i think the only film that's worth watching is Mystery Men with Ben Stiller.
The best ever Ben Shapiro clip
is the one where he's talking about rising sea levels.
Have you seen that one?
Oh, yeah.
Like they wouldn't move house.
They'll just sell their house.
Sell their house with their guitar.
Yeah.
Who knew the freedivers were always underwater?
Yeah, exactly.
They'll live there.
That's what we should do.
We should, like, the people who really like the water
should go and live in the fucking water.
All right.
If you think you're... You may have watched a a big old
long documentary about free divers um i watched a 30 second video clip of two dogs dragging in a
sprinkler system into a kitchen so that sounds brilliant to be fair similar results was that
also an hour 50 long it felt like it watching them i mean as soon as that water just starts
spraying on you're like,
I mean, this is on the nanny cam and they're not back for hours
and the house is just filled with water.
Imagine that.
It would never stop.
If you spray a hose for three seconds in your house, it's a disaster.
Yeah.
Three seconds.
How full would your house have to be for your taps to achieve equilibrium
and not supply any more water to the taps? Yeah, it's just the pressure's equalised.
There's no more need to do it.
How deep do you reckon you could freedive?
After your experience with, what's his name?
I could get a little...
What was his name?
Abraham.
Yeah.
And the reason he didn't get rescued earlier is because someone was next to you shouting at him,
it's okay, he's freediving.
It's okay, he's a freediver.
Well, I mean, I guess if I'd have free dove,
there wouldn't have been any waves.
There's no waves at the bottom of the sea.
That's where my body
was about to be washed up.
I would say that I could pick up
a brick from a two-meter
Olympic-sized swimming pool.
I'd question that.
You reckon?
I could get down
and pick up a brick,
a little wooden brick.
Yeah, that's what we used to do
at school.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
I'll do it again.
By the way, the good news is about that freediving stuff
is when you get down to about 80 or deeper, 80 metres or deeper,
your lungs start to collapse into themselves.
Oh, good.
Smashing.
Yeah, they just...
So there's loads of freedivers now who in their 45, 50s just can't breathe.
Just can't breathe.
Brilliant, yeah.
Well, I mean, I will say, again, they probably like it. They're probably like, hmm, I feel comfortable now. I can't breathe just can't breathe brilliant yeah well i mean i will i will say again they probably like it they're probably like i feel comfortable now i can't breathe brilliant
what i was doing before i made my name by not breathing so i actually quite like this so
up yours anyway it's a good movie anyway oh it's my movie of the week so let's have a break and
when we come back we'll do some more of this and all this. Actually, we've got to do some batteries as well. Yes.
We're back with the Luke and Pete show
and we have got some
battery brands for you.
Kicking off with Sam
from Melbourne.
It's a good one.
I found a big box
of all batteries
where I work
and naturally
I had to have a rummage.
This one made me crack up.
Have you ever seen
a super lusty
AAA battery before?
Do you think you've seen
one before, Peter?
No, I don't think I've ever seen any.
Maybe I have super lusty in this particular feature,
but it hasn't sort of, not in recent history anyway.
Okay, Sam, well, listen,
you are the fifth person to send those in.
Right, sorry, I was sneezing off.
I turned my mic off.
Don't do off mic.
People want to hear you sneeze.
They want to hear you're a real boy.
I just suddenly, I think some pollen has got into my window.
Yeah, I thought I might have done, but not that far ago.
Sam from Melbourne, unlucky.
Shout out to you, John Cudmore, Andy Vaughan, Joachim Runderheim.
Great name.
Jay Kirkham.
They've all sent super lusties in before.
But Sam, you're the fifth person to send them in. Thank you for getting involved, but they are not a new player, my friend. Oh, dear, never mind. Jay Kirkham they've all sent super lusties in before but Sam
you're the fifth person
to send them in
thank you for getting involved
but they are not a new player
my friend
oh dear never mind
Chris has come in with one
I was stupidly putting
new batteries
into the kids at all toys
and found this battery
loitering
not sure if it's a new player
hopefully
I won't have to
techno for an answer
I'll sit myself out
the battery in question
you probably needed
the information
before we started is techno cell so techno for an answer do set myself out uh the battery in question uh you probably needed the information before we started uh it's techno cell so uh do the pun again now um i'm not sure if it's a new
play hopefully i won't have to tech no for an answer chris i think you're getting just for
that joke to be honest for some reason the photo that chris is attached um to uh to the email um
he's got like it seems to be some kind of other person
kneeling in front of him.
And then another person to the right of him
wearing the same clothes.
Yeah, it looks like two people are administering CPR.
It does.
And Chris has taken the batteries out of the paddles.
The defibrillator.
The defib.
And he's just having a look at them to send them in.
I've really seen what this battery is.
Keep the pump in.
So that's the bad news, Chris.
Your photo is ridiculous.
But the good news is it's a new player.
Congratulations to you.
Never been sent in before.
Lovely stuff.
Which I'm surprised by because I thought I kind of recognised that.
Yeah.
Moving on to Patrick's camping in the middle of nowhere in central Illinois
with almost no signal and I
still had to send in these it looks like it's in some kind of head torch love a head torch
and it's ever bright ever bright two words b-r-i-t-e lovely stuff yeah I'm also incredibly
surprised to note that these are also new players I thought they were completely um
completely um what's it called?
Parse.
I thought we'd had them a million times,
but it seems that we haven't.
Shout out to Patrick for having a,
what looks like a little Bluetooth speaker
in shot on a cool box and an opened beer.
It's good stuff.
What a great lad.
And that's a new player as well.
So two out of three.
Congratulations to you, Patrick.
Congratulations to you, Chris.
Two new players out of three this week when it comes to batteries.
Well done to you too, Peter.
Fantastic stuff.
Shall we toss off a quick email before we shift off,
before my nose falls off my face?
Fraser has got in touch.
Love this one.
Hello, boysies.
I live in a nice part of London these days,
but I think I'm pretty done with London life.
The straw that has broken the camel's back
Is auto-locking doors
Something I'm not used to after moving down from Scotland
I left my house tonight to go to my local chicken shop
And got
Yeah come on
Come on
That's a lovely little trip that
And got outside to be met by pissing rain
Went back inside to change clothes
Turned around and looked at my front door
And it had auto-locked behind me
There are two doors to my building and we don't have a spare key. My flatweight mate
was back in the motherland, unfortunately. So I contacted the letting agency. I got no
answer via email, obviously, because it was a Saturday.
And they're a fucking bunch of wankers.
Yep. And there's no phone number for them either. So I phoned the locksmith who turned
up 30 minutes later. Lovely chap. Very understanding of the situation.
After seeing a £50 call-out fee,
I was kicking myself for a £50 mistake.
Alas, that was wishful thinking.
I've attached the invoice so you can see how much it cost me.
I can't even bear to type it all out.
I'm off for a bit of a cry now.
Maybe some kind listener will start a GoFundMe.
It's £446, I think.
Yeah, £446 and £6, I think. Yeah, £446
and £9, I think.
Either way, it's a horrific
amount of money.
Emergency call
out, replacing
something, three keys
as well. I mean, there's
just a lot in there, isn't it?
I'm sure that's going rare.
It's the VAT that kills you.
Yeah. Because they quote you you then they whack 20 on it kills you dead and what i would say and i'm not unsympathetic to uh to phrase as polite and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna dox him but
he's living in a very nice part of london right very nice part of london if you look at the
address peter i used to live quite near there i
know exactly where it is and the man is living it up baby so if you were if you were getting a call
out for for a locksmith and maybe a less salubrious part of the world yeah you might find that it
wasn't quite as expensive so you've made your bed there i'm afraid uh fraser okay well of course
that's too unsympathetic well i don't know i mean it's where the locksmith is so i mean you could be anywhere from i mean there's a lot of national trust parks
around the area so we don't know we just don't know but uh i'm glad you're gonna he's picked up
a um he's picked up a locksmith from a similar area because i can see it on the invoice yeah
okay fair all right well uh yeah it's it's good stuff uh i'm so sorry by the way what is it you'll
know this better than me what is an auto locking door well i guess it's it's good stuff uh i'm so sorry by the way what is it but you'll know
this better than me what is an auto locking door well i guess it's one of those ones where you if
you uh yeah if you've got like a main building like a main building like an electrical kind of
thing is that not it where you sort of walk out and it closes behind you uh or just a yale lock
is a is a self-closing door no well just the reason I'm asking is I think as I understood it,
I think all doors are like that, aren't they?
Yeah, but I mean, not at £446 worth.
I once got locked out of my flat all night when I lived in Auckland
in just my pants.
Nice, good stuff.
Well, you can do it there.
I huddled into the fetal position to stay warm.
My mate, who I could see through the windows,
passed out drunk and wouldn't let me in.
That's annoying.
That's tantalisingly annoying.
Imagine the entertainment that people wouldn't have had, Pete, if I had died on that night in 2003.
I know, right?
Literally minutes of entertainment they missed out on.
What will we do?
What will you do?
All right, Peter, let's wrap up and we'll be back on Monday, won't we?
Tell people when we'll be back and how they can get hold of us.
Oh, you can get all of us any time you want via um the old twitter at luke and pete show uh
we're on email as well do send us an email hello at lukepete show.com we've also got a brand new
youtube as well uh the luke pete show can be found online so have a search for that and uh check out
some of the recent decent videos there's also some like extra stuff that you haven't heard on this
podcast so uh do check it out. Subscribe, like,
do all the things that YouTube people do,
I would say.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm about to become
the world's most hated man in podcasting
after my episode on Twitter.
So, I mean,
it's probably best if you contact me directly.
Probably a good time to head on over to YouTube,
I guess.
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