The Weekly Planet - 46 The Infinity Stones & Batman V Captain America
Episode Date: August 11, 2014This week we discuss the recently shifted release date for the Batman V Superman, DC's announcement of more films to come, Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, Terminator: Genisys & more!Plus we talk the In...finity Stones (or gems) and where they currently lie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+. Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet,
official podcast of ComicBookMovie.com.
My name is James, editor at that website.
With me as always, my co-host, Nick, Howard the Duck apologist, Mason.
I guess that's my lot in life now.
Or enthusiast.
Enthusiast. Thank you. Howard the Duck connoisseur. Thank you. Hey, we both go to the movies.
Boy, do we.
And on occasion, we go to the movies solo.
Yeah. More than I used to.
Yeah. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, I think.
No. It used to bother me
but now I don't care at all
yeah exactly
it's not weird
because you go in
you buy your ticket
there's a second
where you hand
the one ticket over
and then whatever
and then it's dark
and you watch the movie
and it doesn't make any difference
yeah yeah
last night
some friends had a birthday
and they saw two movies
at the drive-in
right
and I couldn't make it
to the first
separate cars
well you see I couldn't make it
to the first one but i'm like i'll catch up with you and i'll see the second one yeah and so i had
to drive into the drive-in by myself in like it because i'm like i'll get there and then i'll jump
into your car and then we'll watch the movie together but i i went in there and there's like
two just enormous lines of cars driving and driving and they're filled with people having
you know they brought food and they're partying and they're you know they're there's a beach ball there's a beach ball
thrown around you know in these line of cars and i drive up and there's the box offices in the
middle of the two roads yeah and so they sort of they just lean into the passenger side of it one
side they sort of lean in the passenger side of the car and and okay but they they lean into me
and there's no passenger there's no passenger in the Passions of Shine in the car
so it's just me
I'm just like
one ticket to Lucy please
and I was going to be like
you want to be like
I'm meeting somebody
yeah no I didn't
I couldn't be bothered
I'm just like one
and then I went in
so that's
going to the
that's the new frontier for me
and then you stayed in your car
yes
so that's the new frontier
is not going to the movies by yourself, but going to the drive-in
by yourself.
That is the new frontier.
I don't think I could do that.
No.
Yeah.
But anyway, I got in there and saw Lucy and it's not very good.
Oh, really?
Makes no sense.
Did she use 100% of her brains?
See, that's the whole thing.
I'm going to spoil it now because who cares?
But Morgan Freeman is a scientist and sort of
a lot of the
first act
is sort of
maybe the first
and second act
is in
all the action
with Scarlett Johansson
is interspersed
with Morgan Freeman
is that good
the action
it's a little bit
weightless
okay
it's not
it's not
it's not very visceral
because it's set in space
yeah exactly
so it's
this action
is sort of
interspersed with
Morgan Freeman as this professor
giving what I must assume is a really, really long lecture
about what is happening to Scarlett Johansson, like in the abstract.
Right.
But...
Does he know this is happening?
No, he doesn't know this.
He just happens to be the scientist who's all about this.
Yeah.
But it's this long lecture about how human beings only use 10% of their brains,
which is untrue.
Untrue, yeah.
Everybody knows that
at this point.
And at no point
does anybody put their hand up
and go,
are you a crackpot?
Are you Morgan Freeman?
Are you Morgan Freeman?
What are you doing here?
Anyway,
see it or don't see it,
it doesn't matter.
I'll probably watch it.
Some of the effects are fine.
Sure.
What's Luc Besson, is it?
It is Luc Besson.
Fifth Element, Leon,
the Professionnel.
Yeah, French. French stuff. Just being French generally. French. Yeah. Sure. What's Luc Besson? It is Luc Besson. Fifth Element, Leon, the Professionnel. Yeah.
French.
French stuff.
Just being French generally.
Okay.
So that's our review of Lucy.
That's right.
See it or don't see it.
Spoiler,
don't see it.
Absolutely.
And that's my review of drive-ins.
They're pretty good.
Get some chicken nuggets.
That's what I did.
I have not seen
a beetle drive-in
for a very long time.
Maybe one day.
Yeah.
Maybe. The last thing I saw at the long time. Maybe one day. Maybe.
The last thing I saw at The Drive-In was Two Hands.
Oh, really?
It's a crime film, Two Hands.
It's one of my favourite movies.
Late 90s, maybe.
Yeah, 99.
I think that was the first movie I bought on DVD.
Second movie.
And now where are your DVDs, huh?
Where are they?
That's a really good question.
Garbage dump.
All those copies of E.T.
Yeah, that's it.
I just want to do a quick welcome to new listeners.
Because we get a lot of new listeners every week.
We do, yeah.
I mean, briefly, then they leave.
They sure do.
But we just move them along and replace them with a new set of new listeners.
Welcome, new, new listeners.
Welcome to the new, new listeners.
Like, the old listeners started listening to this at the start of the podcast,
and they got sick of it.
And they've just taken their earbuds out and handed it to the next person like in the subway.
Like just put them in their ears and say, you listen to this.
So welcome to those new newest listeners.
Welcome.
Because I think, well, this week, Mason, I made that Easter egg video and it went pretty well.
It's not even Easter time.
No, I know.
It's weird, right?
It got picked up by like Nerdist and io9 and Collider and a bunch of other stuff.
So that was really cool.
And I'm happy with that.
Ask Jeeves.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Is that still good?
Dogpile.com.
Webcrawler.
Altavista.
Thank you.
Good.
Yeah, yeah.
All those.
Oh, that's nice.
So yeah, pretty cool.
So it was the Guardians of the Galaxy Easter egg video.
Yes, that's it.
Did you get all the Easter eggs?
No, definitely not. Were people angry Easter eggs? No, definitely not.
Were people angry about that?
No, not especially.
Because I said, look, this is clearly not all of them.
Feel free to add any that I've missed.
So yeah, yeah.
But look, Mason, I got at least four of them.
Oh, good.
What do they want from me?
Exactly.
Blood.
And speaking of Mason, fans are calling for blood.
Uh-oh.
I'm getting better at transitions.
That's so good.
I shouldn't stop that.
Well, we'll see.
Fans are calling for blood.
There's a blood drive.
Give blood, everyone.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot.
It's on 18% at Rotten Tomatoes.
I've read a lot of reviews which are not so much positive.
There are a lot of positive ones that are like, look, it could have been way worse right and we we're going to talk about it
this week obviously but it's not out here for another month so i guess we'll eventually get
around to it yep when no one cares maybe we'll just do it like you just did lucy just go yeah
yeah it's fine and then there's a bit with that shredder yeah yeah uh massive opening weekend
though 60 65 million so it was they thought it was going to tie again with Guardians of the Galaxy,
which ended up getting 42 million, roughly.
Okay, sure.
These are all estimates.
But there's a lot of bitterness.
And without seeing it, I'm wondering whether,
is it a result of nostalgia?
Because a lot of critics who are, I don't know, our age and older,
loved this kind of stuff.
Sure, yeah.
And then to see it...
Movie Bob is an example of one.
He's on The Escapist.
Like, hate it.
Hated it.
Tore it apart because he's a massive Ninja Turtles guy.
But I was a massive Ninja Turtles guy,
but if this is terrible, I don't care.
But did he tear it apart in the sense of
it's a bad movie or it's just not the movie that I wanted?
Well, I think...
Look, he's a good critic, right?
But a criticism that can be made against him
is he does let nostalgia kind of blind him a lot of the time.
Sure, yeah.
And that can be said for us, no doubt.
Because we love the Lucy A's TV show.
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
I stepped on your joke.
I apologise.
You son of a bitch.
But, yeah, I just feel like...
I mean, he's not the only one who's done it and you know he had some
very good reasons for hating it being like kids deserve better than this and blah blah blah but
from what i've heard though kids seem to like it you know what i mean i know the design isn't great
because they're giants they look like they could take a punch from the hulk that's one of the i've
heard that yeah yeah but i don't know yeah i guess so because when you think the the very original
ninja turtles were quite well they were very original Ninja Turtles were quite
well they were
a ridiculous looking
but they were quite
thin and sort of
gangly
yeah yeah
big hands
yeah
alarms
yeah that's it
yeah yeah
but hey
we'll let you know
in a month everybody
sure yeah
don't say it all
and just wait for us
wait for us
to give the go ahead
or not
exactly
but onto Batman V Superman
news Mason
you know it's been filming big time.
Thank you to Derek Jenza, who's an awesome guy.
He's got an awesome band, Artificial Agent.
Check him out, Mason.
I will.
Good.
Sounds like a threat now.
Yeah, he sent some pictures over, but a number of pictures also came up of Bruce Wayne, Ben Affleck.
He looks real stocky.
He looks like that kind of, what's his name?
The guy, the 80s Batman, the old one.
Adam West.
Yeah, Adam West.
Who's in his 80s.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, you know that stocky kind of Dark Knight Returns Batman.
Great Temples.
Michael Keaton.
So they're really age...
Yeah, Michael Keaton.
They're really aging him up.
Uh-huh.
You know, there's been rumours that this movie, he's been Batman for 30 years.
Okay, yeah.
Which is possible if I guess he started in his early 20s.
Yeah, okay, 30 years.
It's a long time.
It's a very long time for it not to be mentioned in Man of Steel.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's one of those things where it's underground and blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I am very much in favour of the idea that people believe Batman's just an urban myth.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if that could last for 30 years, but I like the...
And that has kind of been done and undone in the comic books.
Yeah.
Like, in sort of the mid-90s, they changed it so, yeah, he was just an urban myth.
And the criminals mostly believe that it's just a rumor that the cops have spread around to lower the crime rate.
Until they get all their teeth punched out.
That's right, yes, exactly.
So he's very stocky.
Very stocky, yeah, yeah.
Is that a new sort of muscle system for Hollywood heroes?
Yeah, sure, I guess so.
Stocky.
People are getting more muscular.
Correct.
In general, I would say.
Just look at anyone's Facebook feed.
Look at all that CrossFit, Mason.
You know it, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, because it used to be like you didn't really have to work out for anything.
And now it's like it's a requirement.
Even if you're just a regular kind of looking guy, you have to get enormous.
Yes.
And human growth hormone and all that kind of stuff.
Well, that's kind of, you know, there are a lot of unrealistic expectations of people in Hollywood.
Sure.
Like men and women.
Yeah.
of unrealistic expectations of people in Hollywood,
like men and women.
Yeah.
It's unique for men, I think,
that if a guy takes his shirt off in a movie and he's not totally ripped, that's the punchline.
Yeah, it's a joke.
Exactly.
Like, if he's not...
He's Jason Segel or Seth Rogen.
Yeah, or either way.
Like, if you're a little bit doughy
or you're a little bit thin,
like, that's the joke.
Yeah.
So that's, you know...
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
Yeah, yeah.
Good point.
And I'm all in favour of it
but yeah
Zack Snyder also called in
a radio station
because they were making fun of Aquaman
and he called in
not to confirm that he was going to be in the movie
which he no doubt is
but to defend it
and this is basically what he says
he said he can
he's able to cut the flesh off Superman
if they came in contact
he's super strong
it's probably all the plankton yes all the barn off Superman if they came in contact. He's super strong.
Probably all the plankton.
Yes.
All the barnacles.
Aquaman's covered in barnacles.
It's not to say that he's in the movie or anything like that,
but he has the potential to be a badass.
Which is true.
Absolutely.
Exactly.
Because his tough skin comes from being under the ocean and stuff. Yeah, yeah.
And not exfoliating.
Just let those barnacles grow. Let them go. So, yeah. And not exfoliating. Just let those barnacles grow.
Let them go.
So yeah, that's cool.
I mean, it's good to see
that somebody's got a
hold of Aquaman
who's not going to
make him a joke.
I mean, why would they?
They wouldn't put him in
simply for a joke.
But then again,
he is used as a joke
quite a lot.
Yeah, but they couldn't...
Nothing's used for a joke
in this new DC universe.
No jokes for us.
Thank you.
We don't care for them.
No, no.
But at the same time, if you can't poke a little bit of fun at something you love.
At the dumbest thing in the world.
Yeah, exactly.
Which is a man who lives under the water.
Correct.
And a man who dresses like a bat.
All those things.
Yeah, all those things.
Yeah, you're right, exactly.
And just a man who just loves mom's apple pie and breaking people's necks, you know?
That's it.
Which is the most American thing when you think about it.
It really is.
Yeah, yeah.
But you probably heard this, but the Batman v Superman date, which was paired with Captain
America 3, has been shifted.
What?
Wait, wait.
Who?
Okay, so who broke?
DC broke.
DC broke.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, look, I don't see it as breaking.
I see it as a smart move.
That would be idiots to put it up.
Not because they wouldn't crush Captain America.
They'd do very, very well.
But they've moved it back, sorry, forward six weeks to March.
So we're getting it six weeks earlier, which is great.
And that shows confidence, I think.
It does, exactly.
But also, and one of the guys at DC, or Warners, or one of them, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
Johnny DC.
Sure.
He said that...
What am I doing?
Basically that there is I doing basically that
there is
no that's the best
possible name of a guy
okay good
who runs things
over at DC
good
that there are
no kind of
you can get a big
movie any time
of the year now
and why jam
everything into summer
when you say like
Guardians for example
which is amazing
and had a really
good week
then gets beaten out by Ninja Turtles which by all accounts is not as good in the second
week.
When you can release Batman v Superman in March, and that can be the number one film
for like a month.
Exactly, at least, yeah.
So it's smart.
I mean, I'd say that's why Captain America has crossed one billion worldwide, because
it came out in a quieter time.
Right.
Not to say that that's not also because it's a very good movie, because it is.
But I don't know, I think blockbusters are shifting.
And I think maybe Lord of the Rings even started that
by coming out in, like, December.
And, you know, people realising that you don't need to open in July
to be cool.
Yeah.
Drugs are cool.
They sure are.
That's the point.
A billion dollars and drugs.
So, yeah. Speaking of Lord of the Rings. are. That's the point. A billion dollars and drugs. So, yeah.
Speaking of Lord of the Rings.
Yeah.
Side notes.
Yeah.
So, somebody showed me the other day that, you know, how in the Lord of the Rings movies,
the second one specifically.
No, actually the first one, Gandalf's trapped on top of that tower.
I remember.
And then he gets the giant eagle.
He summons the giant eagle and he flies.
Eagles right out of there.
Yeah, he eagles the hell out of there.
And then people have said about the sequels,
why doesn't he just summon a flock of giant eagles
and get everybody in the eagles?
Which he does in The Hobbit.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, what was your next question?
No, that's fine.
Because people are like,
well, why doesn't he just do that
and get them all to Mount Doom?
Which they do at the end
because the eagles pick them up.
Right, right, right.
He's like, why is he such an idiot?
But apparently, when he's fighting the balrog yeah so the i apparently this is a fan theory
that that was his plan he talks to the eagles like off off camera and then when they're going
to the mountain pass yeah and they're going to meet them somewhere and then they go through
that mountain pass and he meets the Balrog
and he falls off the thing.
And he says, fly you fools.
He is assuming that they're going to get it
and they're going to find the eagle somehow.
Those eagles, they fucked right off though.
They really did though, you're right.
They saw that he wasn't there and they bailed.
That's a good theory, I like that.
It does make more sense.
They've earned a no prize this week.
Well done, guy who told Mason that.
Thank you.
Who was it?
Can't remember.
Johnny DC.
It was Johnny DC, yes.
But yeah, Batman v Superman, Captain America 3.
It's win-win, right?
Yes.
We get Batman v Superman earlier, you know.
It is win-win.
Marvel people can say, we won and whatever.
You know, so all those things.
Yeah, yeah.
DC are cowards, which I always knew they were.
Also, they announced nine DC film titles,
not including Batman v Superman, up to 2020.
It's like two a year.
Did they give actual names?
No, but they are coming
this month oh next month great well this sometime sometime soon at some point prior to their release
we'll know what they are or when they're released yes what if they didn't say that would be pretty
incredible yeah yeah would you go yeah of course we would yeah because we're nerds mason yeah yeah
yeah they're not going to release all the titles at once,
which is smart because they're probably going to end up changing a couple.
Yes.
Depending on how well certain things go.
But we read out a list a few weeks ago.
There was like a Flash Green Lantern one, which is a good move.
Because, you know, people don't like Green Lantern movie.
No.
No.
And like a Wonder Woman solo one and an Aquaman one. And I think the Sandman one must count in there somewhere as well.
I'd say so, yeah.
So it's all very exciting, Mason.
It's an exciting time to be alive.
Boy, is it.
For now.
Until that comic book bubble bursts.
Probably somewhere between now and 2020.
So, you know, these things start making money.
And we're out of this job we don't get paid for.
Sure.
Finally.
Six more years.
Six more years. Six more years.
Six more years.
Terminator 5, you've been following the news of that?
No, why would I?
Closely?
No, none of those.
Not at all.
Alright.
They're going to have to do a lot of work to get me back on board.
The Terminator movies.
Can you say it for this podcast?
Yeah, I'll have to, won't I?
There you go.
You're back on board.
I'm back on board.
Reluctantly.
Well, you know how it was titled Terminator Genesis?
Now it's called Terminator Seeker Genesis.
Yes.
Brackets, the video game system.
And it's just a flashback to John Connor in the 90s.
Edward Furlong's back.
They've de-aged him.
Oh, great.
With a creepy CGI.
Excellent.
I feel sorry.
Okay, what's it actually called?
Sure.
It's still called Terminator Genesis, but Genesis is spelled G-E-N-I-S-Y-S.
Ugh.
You say ugh.
Yeah, I do.
And that was my initial reaction.
Oh, I see.
It's like system.
Okay.
I assume so.
I read this on a comment on comingsoon.net, which is a website which has many movies,
newses.
Great.
Genisys, the way that I spelt it, stands for... The wrong way.
Yes.
General Identification System,
which is a computer system for biological identifications.
Another comment said,
Genesis is also a homonym of Genesis,
which is the regular way of spelling it.
Sure, yeah.
It is confusing.
And Sega Genesis, the video game system.
Which is a word that means origin or beginnings.
So if you combine the two meanings together,
you have origin of a computer system for biological identifications.
They've outsmarted us.
I guess they have.
Or that's unintentional?
I don't know.
I think they just...
I think it's just system.
I think nothing happened in Terminator News
and they wanted to leak something, so they've just tweaked the name. I think that's his system. I think nothing happened in Terminator news and they wanted to leak something, so they've
just tweaked the name.
Sure.
I think that's probably it.
Okay.
Alan Taylor, Thor The Dark World is behind it.
That's your favourite Thor movie?
I'm sort of back on board.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it is good.
I like it.
Sure.
But it's very, I think we've definitely talked about it, it's very light and fluffy.
Yeah.
Is this Terminator movie going to be light and fluffy?
Well... What else has he done? Game of Thrones, which's very light and fluffy. Yeah. Is this Terminator movie going to be light and fluffy? What else has he done?
Game of Thrones, which is very light and fluffy.
So fluffy.
How far Game of Thrones far are you in?
Still three episodes into season one.
I haven't gotten to it yet.
I will.
And then we'll do a Game of Thrones special.
In 2020.
The episode people were clamoring for months ago.
Yeah.
This isn't comic book news, but I've been watching a bit of the British office lately. The episode people were clamoring for months ago. Yeah.
This isn't comic book news, but I've been watching a bit of the British Office lately.
So I thought I'd bring this up.
You've been re-watching it?
Yeah.
Mostly just clips on YouTube.
Sure, yeah.
I love that show.
And it still holds up.
Because people are like, Reed Gervais has lost it or whatever.
And I think maybe he has.
I don't know.
I don't watch the new stuff that he does so much.
He's got that show where he's in an old person's home and he's helping.
Derek? Derek. that's it.
You've seen it? No. Yeah, me neither.
But anyway, he's heading back to the office.
I know this isn't really the comic book news everybody, so please just bear with me. It's pop cultural, it's fine.
Exactly. It's under our umbrella.
The BBC today announced that Gervais will
reprise his iconic
role as David Brent
for Life on the Road, a feature film
spin-off, which will follow Brent's life
15 years after the end of the documentary
series, The Office. Are you
in favour of this? Is he flogging
a dead, funny, little
fat man dancing horse?
That's a good question.
His movie track
record, not great, in my opinion.
The Invention of Lying. Yeah, not a good
movie. Woeful.
Have we talked about this? Yeah, probably. We've've talked about it we won't get into it maybe the world doesn't
make sense basically not at all no that that's beside the point did you see ghost town yes he
didn't write that though no he didn't but he's okay i find him endearing enough as a character
he did um the one there was a british of coming of age story, which he's briefly in,
which is set,
which is kind of based on his early life.
Okay,
sure.
Which is okay.
It didn't get a massive release,
but yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm on board with this.
All right.
Sure.
Good.
Great.
Moving on.
Yes.
Thanks for,
I don't know.
We,
is it going to be,
it's,
I guess it'll be a slice of life kind of thing,
but I don't want,
I don't want, I want that character to be, I guess it'll be a slice of life kind of thing, but I don't want, I don't want,
I want that character to be okay.
Yeah.
Like.
Cause he's really depressing to watch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want him to be okay in his life,
but I don't want him to fall into the trap of like,
he somehow gets another hit single or something like that.
You know,
I don't want it to be too.
I think it's just going to be a super depressing kind of following him.
And then there'll be like a light bit at the end where he kind of does okay.
Because if you've seen, well, Extras, the way Extras ends, and season three of The Office, which is like two episodes.
It's so grim.
Right, yes.
Like the whole way through.
And it's not fun.
Like season one and two are definitely better because there's fun and there's light elements to it.
Right, yeah.
But it's just depressing until the end and then sort of everything works out sort of.
Yeah.
But I'm not saying that everything should, you know, be fun and happy and everything
works out the whole way, but it kind of ebbs and flows.
But he just went in a ditch and he stayed in a ditch.
Right.
Yes.
For me, there's nothing funny about a guy who's just, he's borderline disabled who
mentally.
Right.
And he's not aware of it
where it gets to a point
where it's like
maybe we should
you know
yeah I think that was
one of the main
reasons why the
American office lasted
so much longer than
the British one
I mean partly because
and they're both great
in different ways
but partly because
you know the British
British TV series
only go for a short length
anyway but the
American one
because there was
there was hope in it
yeah
there was more hope
yeah and David Brent is not endearing and don't get me wrong he's a great for a short length anyway, but the American one because there was hope in it. Yeah. There was more hope.
Yeah.
And David Brent is not endearing.
And don't get me wrong,
he's a great, fantastic character and I love those first two scenes
in The Office, but yeah.
It sounds like a grim affair.
Boy.
Yeah.
Moving on?
Sure.
Kick-Ass 3, Mason.
Yep.
The comic book.
The comic book
and the finale of all time forever.
It's finished now.
The last issue was $5.99 Australian.
That's outrageous, right? Yeah. The last issue was $5.99 Australian.
That's outrageous, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I paid for it.
Because there's one thing in particular I wanted to see.
This is a mild spoiler if you haven't read it.
I'm not going to spoil the actual ending of the comic,
but if you've seen anything in Kick-Ass ever,
you know that it's going to end in lots of bloodshed and the speech about heroism
and how it relates to Spider-Man or whatever.
Yeah, and it's going to be cool and post-ironic but at the same time somebody's going to do a speech about
values and you've got to be who you are and be a step up and be a hero exactly but don't even
we're too cool for it but yeah step up and be a hero absolutely yeah but there's a there's a fake
not a fake ending there's a there's a hint of that ending in it where you see in the hospital
at one point dave luzinski is there and in it where you see in the hospital at one point, Dave Luzinski is there. And in the background, you see what looks like him in a coma with his dad who, spoiler alert again, if you haven't seen Kick-Ass 2, the movie or read the comic, who has died.
Implying that after he gets injured that very first time where he goes at his kick-ass and he gets like beat to shit and stabbed and then he gets hit by that car.
That he's just been in a coma the whole time. and it's all a dream oh that's the see that's
that's brazil oh we got brazil that's repo men was that yeah yeah we got repo man yeah and that's um
again for a series that's kind of oh we're cool and post-ironic that's a very cliched way to go
yeah yeah well look it's only like it's it's hinted at if it's even intentional at all.
Right, right, right.
So I just thought that was interesting if they really want to go that way.
But, yeah, we'll probably, I was going to say we'll probably never know, but we will know.
Yeah.
Because it'll kind of hint, people usually kind of go one way or the other.
Yeah.
Because people keep badgering people about this stuff.
Like Harrison Ford about Blade Runner and whatever.
Kick-Ass is his most popular property
right uh yeah but i'm kind of waiting i'm i've got zero interest in that i would much rather see
superior sequel and nemesis sequel yep because i think nemesis is a much bigger world yep and we
haven't really seen no well they are developing that they're doing the one uh secret service it's
called the kingsman though uh which i don't think
is his best work but it's got some interesting ideas in it and the trailer looks pretty good
but yeah i really love superior though and i can't wait to see superior at the drive-in yeah
separate one ticket all right a lot of news this week mason okay let's get going yeah with that
let's have a news special sure let's do it i it. I mean, I did pad it out with David Brent news.
Boy, did you.
But yeah, they're talking about a female-centered Spider-Man.
We're going to do a David Brent spinoff podcast after this.
This is what we call a back-to-a-pilot.
What we're going to do this week, we're talking about David Brent news.
Next week, it's going to be two pieces of David Brent news.
Week after that, three.
And then we spin it off.
Absolutely.
Brentcast.
We'll call it Foregone Podclusion, which is a nod to something in that show probably right and then what we're going to do is we're
just going to put weird bookends on the cast like of us talking and then profits he kicked it all
off well i don't think he started a podcast but boy did he do them those are great podcasts still
those he said i think that if he if he charged a pound for every download back in the day, he'd be rich.
Yeah.
I mean, he's rich.
I mean, he's incredibly rich.
He's incredibly rich.
He'd be richer.
Yeah.
Well, he also got into that time when people were still buying DVDs.
Oh, yeah.
And people were loving those box sets at the office.
Big time.
All right.
Anyway.
Female-centered Spider-Man spinoff movie, Mason.
Uh-huh.
For a 2017 release.
Written by Lisa Joy Nolan of Burn Notice.
So yeah, what do you think?
They haven't said who it is
but a spin-off character.
I think there's going to be
a lot of internal monologues.
Like the thing about being
a female superhero
with spider powers is
just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's Burn Notice in a nutshell, right?
Classic Burn Notice.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm okay with Burn Notice.
I don't watch it
but whenever I watch it,
I go, this is nice.
This is fun. It was a fun little show, yeah. It's still going. I don't think it is. I'm okay with Burned Notice I don't watch it but whenever I watch it I go this is nice this is fun
it was a fun little
show
it's still going
I don't think it is
I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure
I saw a DVD box set
in that
giant smouldering
crater
with all those
copies of E.T.
and those office
DVDs you like
and it said
Final Notice
on the box set
so I think
I think it's over
I'm not going to look
but I think you might be wrong.
Fine, whatever.
All right.
This podcast's over.
What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah.
That would be amazing if that was what split the podcast.
Wouldn't it, though?
Whether Burn Notice is finished or not.
We'd have to get Bruce Campbell to come in and settle our beef for us.
Make amends.
That'd be amazing.
They haven't said who, but I'm assuming it might be like a black cat.
Because that character was featured in...
Also not Spider-Woman.
I'd like to see Spider-Woman.
That would be totally amazing.
It would.
But probably not going to see it.
We'll probably get maybe even a vulturous.
Because they've been kind of threatening that for a while.
A vulturous movie.
Yeah, because she was supposed to be in Spider-Man 4.
And I think Anne Hathaway was even cast.
No, sorry.
Anne Hathaway I think was a black cat. Or maybe vulturous think Anne Hathaway was even cast. No, sorry, Anne Hathaway I think was Black Cat.
Or maybe Vulture.
Anne Hathaway cannot be Catwoman and the Black Cat.
No, that happened before she was cast as Catwoman after.
But I'm assuming it's going to be like Black Cat.
Yeah, okay.
Madam Web.
Blind old lady.
I think that was actually, no, I guess I remember reading that,
and somebody was like, what if it is a Madame Web?
It's not going to be a Madame Web.
She just hangs out in bed all day.
She's 100 years old.
She's like Aunt May,
but she's got psychic powers.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't like it.
Don't like it?
Because you hate old women.
Especially blind old women.
I think what they did is they just... I think...
Because that's the sort of...
That is the news article
from, you know, E! Online or whatever.
Yeah.
No, not E!
They're pretty good, actually.
But just some... I can honestly say I've never been to E! Online.
No, that's a...
Unless they want to offer me a job, I accept.
Yeah, like CNN Entertainment News, and it's like...
And they're like, oh, it could be...
It's a female-centered spider...
And they've just looked up on Wikipedia, female characters in Spider-Man.
And they've just gone, well, maybe it'll be a Madam Web...
No, it won't.
Why would it be?
Yeah, you're right.
But also, there's still that Venom movie that's supposed to come out that same year
that's rumoured to be titled Venom Carnage.
It's a terrible name.
Sure.
But, I mean, if you're going to put Venom in a solo movie,
you've got to have him go up against somebody.
And the only kind of similar character worse than Venom is Carnage.
Carnage, yeah, exactly.
And Carnage's origin spins off Venom is Carnage. Yeah, exactly. And they kind of, Carnage's origin
spins off Venom,
so that makes sense.
Anti-heroes, Mason.
We love them.
We love them.
I don't like them.
We love to hate them.
Yeah.
We should.
We're okay with them.
We're ambivalent towards them.
Absolutely.
But also,
that doesn't change
Amazing Spider-Man 3
still set for 2018,
but also released this week
was a whole lot of deleted scenes from The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
You remember seeing that, I'm sure.
Vaguely, sure.
Yeah.
It felt like a lot was cut from that, right?
Like a whole lot of subplots.
Yeah, there was a lot of subplot.
There was a lot of talking in a van.
There's certainly a lot of talk.
I feel that was the exposition van.
They're like, well, we've got to change some plot threads here,
so let's get some minor plays in a van yeah and explain what's going on exactly maybe oscorp
is watching or but then it wasn't okay so do we have we does do these does this found footage
reveal what they were watching i didn't i didn't watch all of them because i don't care a lot of
people hate this movie and i can understand why if you're especially if you're a diehard spider-man
fan i completely get that.
Sure.
But I was okay with it.
But I remember saying at the time, it does feel like they just filmed everything and then just chopped it down.
Yes.
Kind of like, this is, you know, like they had no real direction on where it was going.
Right, right, right.
But one of the scenes, the one that I did watch, features...
Okay, Andrew Garfield, you and the other guy, go fishing.
See how that goes. Skip stones. Just have a chat and the other guy go fishing see how that goes
skip stones
just have a chat
for a couple hours
just see how it goes
don't look at the van
but it features
at the end
spoiler alert
if you haven't seen it
at the end
Dane DeHaan
that's his name
yeah Dane DeHaan
he gets the green goblin disease
remember
great times
it's like the dreamers disease
yes it is
at the end
H410 got you down on your knees that's dreamer's disease yes it is at the age 14 got you down in your knees
that's a new radical song yes it is okay only song they had other ones i'm sure they're bumble
they did so at the end spoiler alert as i said uh his girlfriend uh dies what's her name gwen
dies and then he's hanging out at her grave and he's like i'm sad my emotions well hang out hang
out andrew garfield hang out at this grave
just hang out
we'll put whoever's name
we'll CGI whoever's name on it
in post
we'll do that
it'll be fine
just hang out
it'll look sad
then look happy
because maybe it's a bad guy
who's dead
now look conflicted
maybe it's a robot
that's died
you're not sure how to feel
maybe it's a father figure
it's usually a father figure
if it's not his girlfriend
it's a father figure but yeah and a father figure yeah it's not his girlfriend it's a father figure yeah but yeah um and then speaking of father figures his actual father appears a lot
of the ghost being like i had to hide peter because i had to protect you from oscorp your
blood is poison or magic sure whatever the plot is it's destiny your blood is destiny it's poison
destiny but that just goes to show that what's happening in that movie.
They just threw everything at it, saw it stuck.
Yeah, that's true.
And look, to be fair, the scene plays well as in the actors are good.
Because Andrew Garfield is a very good actor.
And the guy who plays his dad, and I'm sorry, I don't know his name, is also very good.
And it's an emotional moment or whatever, but it just doesn't make any sense.
Right.
And it kind of takes away from the whole,'s not supposed to have like somebody guiding him like no he loses father
figures and then he like he just just keeps losing him just keeps losing him faster than he can get
him yeah so yeah in the in the 90s his parents came back you can't see the air quotes you can
i can't listeners can't air quotes i choose not to say them, but I could.
And it turned out they were sort of robot duplicates created by the Chameleon.
So maybe that's... Okay.
I'd like to see the Chameleon in these movies, but vulture-esque first.
Please.
Please.
Thank you.
So was there a bit when they took on too much of his parents' personalities and helped him out?
Because they were too good of parents and even that went into the robots?
Yeah, they were conflicted.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
And then he wept over their grave and he was confused?
Yeah, he was very confused, yeah.
Okay, maybe there's a goblin glider in the grave.
You don't know how to feel.
Run!
It's full of pumpkin bombs, run away!
But I got an email from Toby.
We got an email from Toby this week,
which we are going to come back to later.
But he sent something that kind of ties into this.
It's more to do with movie trailers.
I'll just read this and then see what you make of this.
Sure.
I spent two years working in a movie trailer studio in LA
making trailers and commercials.
I'm loving this already
because I want to know what these people are like
that just make the trailers.
The biggest project we had was for The Amazing Spider-Man.
We did all the TV spots that aired in the US.
Though the editors are the ones who put the trailers together,
the amount of studio influence is mind-boggling.
I've seen really good movies get really shitty trailers
because studio dickheads thought they knew better than us.
That's why...
And this makes sense,
this part,
because I remember being like,
why do they keep showing this?
That's why almost every ad
for The Amazing Spider-Man
has the small knives joke in it.
That scene tested well,
so the studio wanted it
featured in every single ad.
What small knives scene?
The bit where
he's attacking that mugger.
Oh, yeah.
And then the mugger
pulls out the knife and he's like, oh, no, my weakness.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Or whatever.
And it's kind of like funny the first time you see it.
By the time I saw that movie, I'd seen that at least 15 times.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And I had that poster.
Because, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah, isn't that interesting?
I'm not surprised by any of that.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you have to wonder who they're testing the stuff for.
Yeah.
I mean... People who any of that. No. Yeah, yeah. Because you have to wonder who they're testing the stuff for. Yeah. I mean...
People who love knives jokes.
Yes.
I mean, I'll only watch like...
People who love Crocodile Dundee films.
Us.
Yeah.
Us Australian blokes.
Like, I won't watch a trailer if they're like, it's in the description, it's like,
oh, it's just like the other trailer, except there's some snippets of new footage.
I'm like, nah, won't watch it.
Don't care.
So I don't understand, do they why do they do this
test well
yeah
oh yeah
he did answer that
in his email
boy did he
we've got insider
information there
we can choose to ignore it
yes
let's ignore it
but we'll come back to that
we'll come back to Toby
because he's got some
other stuff to say later
alright
James Gunn
last bit of news
he spent
last weekend
he said working hard
on Guardians of the Galaxy 2
he was so pumped that was quick yeah so he's just been you know writing away I assume or doing whatever he does James Gunn, last bit of news. He spent last weekend, he said, working hard on Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
He was so pumped.
That was quick.
Yeah, so he's just been, you know, writing away, I assume, or doing whatever he does.
So that's really exciting.
He favorited a tweet that I sent to him.
Hello.
Yeah.
How many tweets has he favored a day?
A billion.
Oh.
Well, it's great to be part of that elite group.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it was more kind of like, oh, that's weird, he's real.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, exactly. I yeah exactly it's not
whenever a celebrity
I'm not bragging
yeah
maybe we'll get some
celebrities on the show
one day Mason
we don't know
nor will we ever know
any celebrities
good point
I feel like as well
if we did
say hypothetically
which we never will
that would bias us
wouldn't it
because you'd be like
if I met say
I don't know Andrew Garfield and then the next Spider-Man comes out and I hate it you'd be like if i met say i don't know andrew garfield
and then the next spider-man comes out and i hate it i'll be like yeah but he's a really nice guy
you know what i mean i feel like exactly yeah i feel more comfortable making fun of andrew
garfield not knowing him yeah i mean we have enough bias on the very rare occasion that we
get a free ticket to something yes let's give it a chance guys come on it's you know and that's like $20 worth of
worth of favouritism
that's right
exactly
yeah yeah
alright look
Mason we got an email
from Jason
we asked last week
we said hey
does anyone got any
got any ideas for topics
and Jason wrote
and he said
he'd like some explanation
for the infinity stones
or gems
as they're called
in the comics
we'll only do this quickly
let's not
let's not dwell Mason
unless you want to dwell
let's not dwell yeah unless you want to dwell.
Let's not dwell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just a heads up for
people as well.
This is going to be a
shorter episode because
it's very late on a
Sunday night and both
of us have karate
tournaments early in
the morning.
Yes.
And we've got to get
real limber.
Yeah.
Get up and stretch.
Because what's going
to happen is I'm in a
karate tournament on
one side of town.
You're in the karate
tournament on the
other side of town.
Also and we're going
to have to meet in the
middle.
We're going to win our
karate tournaments respectively. Then we're going to have to fight each other middle like we're gonna win our karate tournaments respectively then we're gonna have
to fight each other that's right and the thing is that one's a real fancy karate tournament and
one's a real like a real low class karate tournament so we're gonna have to keep switching
outfits and going back and forth it's gonna get it's gonna get real complicated real quick and
eventually i'm gonna show up at the low class one in a tuxedo and you're gonna show up at the classy
one you know wearing like a sack like bib overalls in a sack exactlyedo and you're going to show up at the classy one, you know, wearing like a sack, like bib overalls and a sack.
Exactly.
And it's going to be really embarrassing for everyone.
So we're going to, yeah, look, just chuck this out and get out there.
We know that's probably the explanation you had in your heads already, but we just feel
like you're going to clarify everything on the internet.
Otherwise you get letters.
That's right.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Thank you for the suggestion, Jason, and all those people who sent in suggestions.
I note as many of them as I can, so I backlog them.
Yeah.
FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who
play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul to Paris and London.
One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives
are lost. FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+.
So we're going to talk about the Infinity Gems. The thing about the Infinity Gems
in the Marvel Universe is it's like everything in the Marvel Universe in that it's a soap opera.
the universe in that it's a soap opera yes it's so it's it's so complicated yeah and everybody's dead and they've come back to life and ever yeah if you i mean if you just go to the there's an
infinity gems wikipedia pages as you might imagine and it's got all the you know the all the gems
there's there's six and there's six in the real moms yeah they all grab dem gems grab that gem
specifically which is catching on i I think, as a hashtag.
Absolutely it is.
Hashtag Grab Dat Gem.
Because we established last week in our review of Guardians of the Galaxy, in our discussion,
if someone were to present you with an Infinity Gem, you should just grab Dat Gem.
Regardless.
I mean, potentially you could explode.
You will explode.
But you might explode.
You will explode.
And then evolve into a higher form of life
yes
so I'm saying
grab that gem
you're saying not
I'm saying don't
but look
also grab that
if you're in space
you're destined for greatness
so just grab that gem
and also
I want to see what happens
if you grab that gem
that's actually a good point
I might explode
but if not
yeah okay
anyway
it's super complicated
but yeah
like
there's six gems but there's
also a seventh gem which which enables you to go to the the malibu ultraverse which was a briefly
which was a very short-lived uh superhero comic book universe in the 90s that marvel purchased
which i enjoyed a lot but it's gone now what's in the Malibu universe? The Ultraverse.
Did you say Malibu?
Yeah, it was Malibu Comics.
Okay.
So that's very California.
Okay.
And they had the Ultraverse, which was like their superhero universe.
It's not the Mattel kind of Barbie universe, is it?
No.
Okay.
Because when I think Malibu, I think Malibu Stacy. Yeah, exactly.
But anyway, there's way too many gems.
Let's talk about the Ultraverse one day.
Not today, though.
Absolutely.
I want to talk about them all.
Prime.
Prototype.
Firearm.
What?
Am I making these up or are they real?
Who's to say?
Not me.
Not this guy.
Yeah, anyway, it's super complicated.
And everybody...
Like, every gem has been possessed by like 20 people.
Yeah.
I mean, some are more affiliated with others, some than others.
Like, Adam Warlock, he loves the soul gem.
Loves it.
Can't get enough.
No, he can't.
But, yeah, we'll just talk about the gems as they exist in the movie.
Yeah, because, look, yeah, look, I'm...
I was looking through it.
I was trying to research it.
I'm like, this is too much.
Well, I'm not going to do any research.
I'm just going to wing it, as I always do.
I get the sense also in the Marvel...
Because the comic book universe, each gem has a specific purpose.
Yeah.
A specific set of powers.
Yes.
But I think in the movie universe...
And a distinct colour.
And a very distinct colour.
I get the sense in the movie universe, each gem is just super powerful.
Yes.
They're different shaped.
But essentially, they all do the same thing. You can use them for whatever. For whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. in the movie universe each gem is just super powerful yes they're different shaped but essentially
they all do the same thing
you can use them
for whatever
for whatever you want
yeah yeah
they've got lots of
lots of powers and such
exactly like the Tesseract
is
which is I guess
the first one we can talk about
is the space gem
yeah arguably
sure
yeah but they also
can be used to charge
weapons
yeah it's a space gem
because it can open
portals to other realities
so to space
but it's also a power gem in that you can...
Yeah.
Yeah, you can charge Nazi weapons and shoot people with it and make a giant tank.
Remember that giant tank?
Oh, yeah.
That was pretty good.
It was good, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like, yeah, maybe...
I think that one was always intended to be the space gem
because they would have had plans for the Avengers at that point already.
Yes.
And the fact that at the end, Red Skull grabs it.
Grabs that gem. He grabs that gem, as you should if you encounter one.
And he shoots off into space.
Yeah.
Not gone forever, but...
I'm in space!
Buy this gem!
Oh, catchy.
That's what he says.
Deleted scene.
So, yeah.
I mean, it shows up in...
I think it's in... It's like it's seen in a manuscript in Thor. So, yeah. I mean, it shows up in... I think it's in...
It's like it's seen
in like a manuscript
in Thor.
And then a few months later
it turns up in Captain America
big time.
Because it was in Odin's vault.
Yes.
And then it came to Earth
for whatever reason
and then it was stored
in some weird drawer
in Europe
by the guy
from Harry Potter
who the janitor.
Janitor.
Skarsgård?
No, that was his name. He's in Game of Thrones as well. Stellan Skarsgård? No, that was his name.
He's in Game of Thrones as well.
Stellan Skarsgård?
No, that's a different guy.
Okay.
I cannot help you with Games of Thrones.
That's okay.
It's fine.
He's a rat-faced looking man with long hair.
Great.
But anyway, and so in Thor we see the Infinity Gauntlet.
But...
We should probably explain that, I guess.
Well, in the comic book Marvel Universe, Thanos gathers all the Infinity Gems and just puts them on his glove.
Yeah.
And that becomes the Infinity Gauntlet.
Yes.
So unless in Avengers 3, he breaks into Asgard and he finds that and he's like, oh, it's my glove.
Yeah.
I've been missing that for years.
Yeah.
Does that mean that he's already had the gems before?
Good question.
He's already grabbed that gem?
Let's speculate.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so that gauntlet existed
after he grabbed the gems.
Yes.
Okay.
I don't know.
Look, this is a bloody nightmare.
Also, I don't...
We're trying to simplify this.
Yeah, you're right.
I shouldn't have mentioned it at all.
But look, yeah, it comes back,
the Tesseract.
But also, do you think that each of these...
We saw in Guardians of the Galaxy, we saw the orb, which actually was a gem.
It's the first time you actually see one, and it's a little jewel.
So if you crack...
It's so handy to grab.
So easy.
You're going to grab that gem.
Just reach out.
Just reach out and grab it, yeah.
So if you crack, say, the Tesseract, is there a gem inside it?
Oh.
I'm going to say no.
It'd be silly.
That'd be silly.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Look, Loki, of course, has the Tesseract now.
He got it back because he's impersonating Odin and they took the Tesseract back to Asgard
after the Avengers.
So he's got that gem and he's working for Thanos.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's one that Thanos potentially has.
Sure.
Or is he working for Thanos?
It's never really made entirely clear.
At this point...
I just hit my microphone.
It's never made...
Because he was supposed to, you know,
do a bunch of stuff on Earth
like flatten New York and take over.
And he didn't.
So is he out of favour with Thanos now?
No, I think we've talked about this before.
My theory.
Oh, yeah.
Which, again... It's a set this before. My theory, which again...
It's a set up.
Elaborate.
Yeah, it's an elaborate set up.
He was supposed to cause a ruckus on Earth and then lose.
So he would be captured by Thor and then sent to Asgard.
So Thanos would then have a man on the inside to grab that gem.
It does all tie together.
And that's why in the Avengers when Loki kills Agent Coulson,
Coulson says, you're going to lose because you lack conviction.
He can tell that Loki is trying to lose.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I say that now, but, you know, rewriting happens constantly.
It sure does.
None of this is probably going to come to fruition.
Did you know Joss Whedon actually threw out the first script for the Avengers?
He just completely rewrote it. Did he throw it in that pit with all the copies of vt and all those dvds
yeah yeah he threw it out completely yeah he wrote the entire thing and then he did yeah no no he came
on board and then said this is before he had the job and he was like this isn't very good
and then they're like do you want to write it and he's like nah but he did wow elaborate do we know
who was responsible for the original? No.
I mean, I'm sure it's somewhere.
I'm sure I could look that up.
Nah.
We don't want to shame them.
No.
That's right.
So, yeah.
The Tesseract is on bloody Asgard, right?
The Aether.
Yep.
From Thor The Dark World.
Which is read like the Power Stone from the comics.
But the Aether's not the Power Stone. Which I thought it was the Power Stone from the comics. Uh-huh. But it's...
The Aether's not the Power Stone, which I thought it was the Power Stone because it
can eradicate worlds.
Yep.
But it's not.
It's the reality.
It's the reality stone.
Well, it's rumoured to be, anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not confirmed.
Mm-hmm.
Because they're going to convert all the darkness.
They're going to thaw the dark world, all the worlds.
Sure, yeah.
Do you remember?
They're going to thaw it out.
Yes.
They're going to thaw out all that darkness. So, yeah. And that one Do you remember? They're going to thaw it out. Yes. They're going to thaw out all that darkness.
So, yeah.
And that one's not a stone at all until the end when you see it in that little kind of
lunchbox.
Sure, yeah.
But it's like a swirly liquid.
Like a big thing of blood.
Absolutely.
Magic blood.
Yeah, yeah.
That goes into people and makes them stronger.
Yep.
For a while.
But not so strong that your arms can't get flying into different dimensions.
Correct. If you recall uh yes so yeah that one's in the hands of the collector's got it yeah so yeah or don't i mean we can't really guardians of the galaxy okay so he might not have it anymore
he may not have it but we also don't know whether the collector is working for anybody yeah like
it's not implied
that he's working for Thanos.
He says that the post credits
of Thor the Dark World
one down,
five to go.
Which could just mean
he's collecting them.
Because he loves to collect.
Because he loves to collect.
He loves to collect.
The runner loves to run.
All the other guys
like to do what they like to do.
Exactly.
They all do the things
that their name says.
Correct.
So yeah,
I mean he's probably still got it
but who knows.
Exactly. We don't see it in Guardians of the Galaxy at all. No. Correct. So, yeah, I mean, he's probably still got it, but who knows? Exactly.
We don't see it in Guardians of the Galaxy at all, so...
No.
No.
We'll never know.
We'll probably, in Avengers 3, we'll probably...
We'll know.
We will.
We'll know, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The...
What's it called?
The Mind Gem.
It's rumoured to be Loki's staff.
The gem in Loki's staff.
Yeah, the Chitauri staff.
Yeah, but that's not confirmed.
And I don't like that because...
It's blue, and the other one's blue.
Exactly.
I don't like the two blue gems crossing over.
I don't like that.
That would cause confusion.
Yeah.
But also, surely his staff is just channeling the power of the Tesseract.
Well, that's what some people have thought also.
But it can do things that...
Well, I guess the Tesseract can do anything.
There we go, see?
God, this is confusing.
But it can manipulate people's minds and whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think it is the Mind Gem.
All right.
I think it's a quicker way to just put another stone in the movies
without making a whole movie around it.
So Thanos will be like,
oh, if only I had the final gem to complete the Infinity Gauntlet.
Loki's like, oh, is it this one?
He's like, oh, yeah, great.
Thanks.
Thanks, buddy.
So, yeah. I mean why i mean he i guess
he gave it to loki if
it is the mind gem he
gave it to loki to to
help him do whatever
he was supposed to do
lacking conviction
that's the one so you
know really balls up
everything really balls
it up but the that
staff now is in
possession of hydra
yeah so at the end of
captain america 2 in the post-credits spoiler, whatever,
they're using it to experiment on people,
and the only two who seemingly survived are Skull Witch and Quicksilver.
So I guess they're using it to unlock the potential of the human mind,
because I don't know if you know this, Mason,
the human brain can only use 10% of its brain.
But what if you were to use more than that?
Who's to say?
Yeah.
It's an infinite possibilities of nonsense and hair changing colour.
Oh, hair change.
And light action sequences.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, in that film, what happens is at one point she changes her colour, her hair colour.
She changes from curly and blonde to straight and black.
And then she goes to a place and she falls unconscious.
And then she wakes up in a in a hospital and her
hair is curly and blonde again and nobody none of the supporting characters are like you know
what she went in she had straight black hair and then it's just kind of what happened there like
nobody mentions it at all so there's a lot of plot holes mostly hair based in that film i'm just
saying so get into it yeah power gem power you know that's the one in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yeah, that is confirmed definite.
People have been...
The most gravenest of the Jams.
Yes.
I mean, we know where that is, obviously.
Spoiler alert.
Guardians, whatever.
It's...
It's in the Nova Corps headquarters.
Yeah, yeah.
Which would mean...
I did a video on this, by the way, today.
Which means that that's the safest one, I guess.
But, you know, you can just crash a big ship into anything and then get it.
Absolutely, yeah.
It's fine.
Yeah.
But what I found interesting, and I'm not sure whether they actually mentioned this in Guardians of the Galaxy,
but the world that that was on, Morag, was it?
I can't remember.
At the start.
You can only get to it every 300 years because the ocean would drop.
And that was how Peter Quill was able to get it.
Interesting.
So I thought that was a little cool.
That's why he's the first one to get there for some reason exactly yeah yeah yeah because he
does he's not the smartest he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer so yeah yeah he's very much
like a self-styled kind of like explorer but he's not who he thinks he is right exactly so
it's just he just happened to be in the neighborhood yeah yeah okay right what a legend
yeah he bloody grabbed that gem yeah he's got the right spirit for this show.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So, I guess that leaves only the two we haven't seen,
is the Time Gem and the Soul Gem, or Stone.
Yeah, yeah, right.
And the Soul Gem, as we've mentioned, is Adam Warlock's favourite.
Yeah.
The rumour is, I think...
Does he wear that in his head?
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah.
The rumour is, I think...
That's got to be, like, cancerous, surely.
Well, yeah.
Because Lex Luthor
used to wear a kryptonite ring
and then he lost his hand
yeah
cancer
oh not like jammed in the door
oh no he was jammed in the door
you're right
yeah
it was jammed behind
in a vending machine
he's a billionaire
but he's like
oh my god
I can get two Snickers bars
out of this thing
if I just shake this
just right
I get that
oh my hand
curses
I'd be like
you for this Superman
that's how it started
that's how it all started
yeah
so anyway
origins
yeah
so the rumor is
again we've seen
it's better than Smallville
that's all I'm saying
yeah
we've seen that cocoon
we saw it in Thor the Dark World
we see it in Guardians of the Galaxy
it's in the collector's headquarters
it's a cocoon
everybody assumes
Adam Warlock's in it
just chilling
till the time's right
and I think the assumption is
that somebody will use the soul gem
and awaken him
and he'll be like
I want a piece of that
give me it
yeah
bloody give me it
but um
some people have added this to the
the comments of the easter egg video
yes
that at the end
you see that the Adam Warlock's cocoon is burst
right
so again spoiler alert
at the very end
how the duck appears
and that's like a misdirect
yep
because if I and I haven't seen this again to confirm it, but behind him is a cocoon that's open.
There's also rumours that he's going to be Peter Quill's father.
Did we talk about that last week, maybe?
Yes, we did.
Because it's more interesting than just be like, oh, your dad's just like, he's like a space king.
I'm an alien prince.
I'm real rich and stuff.
Yeah.
Look at my fleet of space yachts.
Look at these space grapes I'm eating.
Because that's decadent for some reason, eating lots of grapes.
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Yeah.
I like grapes.
Yeah.
I don't consider it decadent, though.
No.
This is not the podcast for grapes.
I disagree.
I don't like grapes with seeds.
Get them out of here.
Okay, fine.
All right?
All right.
God.
Okay.
Because where do you put the seeds?
I feel like I've got to be eating them outdoors so I can spit them into a garden.
Look, I'm not arguing for... Look, we're not picking a side here.
Look, we pick sides in one thing and one thing only.
Karate tournaments.
But I'm not going against you with these seeded grapes.
I'm also against seeded grapes.
Okay, good.
But you need them because otherwise how do you get more grapes?
You're right.
I don't know how you make grapes.
Listen, back to this,
back to the thing
with the gems.
What were we talking about?
I was just,
I don't know how they make grapes
but the other one was time.
It's a time gem.
Okay, right.
Which is probably
the best one, I guess.
No, no, not really.
They're all pretty good
because they can do anything
so whatever.
You know what?
If I lived in a Marvel
or DC universe,
any time time travel came up
I'd just be like,
ugh.
Ugh.
No.
Ugh.
No, thank you.
Because any time it happens, all of reality is ruined.
Yeah.
And then you've got to put it back together again.
And they always say, that's the last time we can do that because we've done too much
time stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then they just do it again.
Just do it again.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Well, Ant-Man's come back from the dead through time.
Like that whole Avengers Age of Ultron comic. Not not the movie it's only the movie in name is based
around altering time there's so much time traveling like multiple times yeah yeah somebody somebody
goes back and alters time and then they go back into the new reality they're like not good enough
and they go back and they all go back and alter time again it's the back to the future 2 scenario
yeah which is a great movie.
And they explain that really well with that chalkboard.
And they draw the timelines.
That's how you do time travel, man.
That's how you explain it in the movie.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay, fine.
So, yeah.
This one, though, apparently you can also de-age people and be used as a weapon to, like, trap enemies or entire universes in unending loops.
Like the movie Looper.
That's how you don't do time travel.
So, yeah, that would be interesting.
But you bring time travel into something
and it's hard to do right.
Boy, is it ever.
Yeah, yeah.
And if we kept talking about it,
we'd just be two guys in a room doing a podcast
talking about time travel.
Am I right?
Absolutely.
So that's pretty much all the gems in a nutshell
from the movies.
Read all the comics if you want to know anything about them.
Just all of them.
Just everything.
And then you'll be up to date.
Here's all the infinity gems in a nutshell.
Hey, I'm the Soul Gem.
I'm in a nutshell.
Brilliant.
Thank you.
Look, like I said, Mason, I put that video up only like an hour
or so ago
yes
but I also wrote down
a bunch of responses
because I asked people
which gem
would you want
and why
so I've got about
six or seven responses here
do you have a particular gem
that you would want
to grab
not time
not time
okay sure
you know what
I'm not responsible for
I'm not responsible enough
to handle any of these
sure
infinitely powerful gems
um boy reality would be pretty good I guess sure because you could just I'm not responsible for I'm not responsible enough to handle any of these sure infinitely powerful gems um
boy
reality would be pretty good
I guess
sure
because you could just reset it
back to what you wanted to
anyway
I mean
I don't really know how it works
I don't even think
Malekith knows how it works
because he's just like
I'm just going to
blacken everything
yeah
do something good
like
yeah
like fun or something
yeah
what does he want to live
in a weird dark pit for?
The guy was such a dickhead.
Right?
Um, I want soul.
Okay.
Yeah.
At least some albums.
I was going to say, saxophone?
Yeah, definitely. Okay, good.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, we've all got dreams to be a greasy sax man.
We do.
A la The Lost Boys.
So that's what I'll use my soul gem for.
You told me about the greasy sax Sax Man, John Hamm did it.
Yeah.
Which is pretty great.
Everyone should look that up.
It's pretty, pretty amazing.
First find out who the Greasy Sax Man is, if you don't know, and then watch that John
Hamm Greasy Sax Man video.
Okay.
So Epic Ninja, Epic Ninja Pancake, it's a good name, 14 says, time, because I can right
my wrongs, or power to use it for good Or to get all the pussy
Well that is good, right?
Yes, it is
The Trent Kent says
Soul
Also I was going to say
Don't go back in time and right your mistakes
No
That's weird, right?
Let it go
Let it ride, man
Just let it breathe, man
Yeah, that's it
Yeah, yeah
Unless your mistake was not getting enough pussy
In which case, maybe go back in time
I don't know
Just live your life
You got that gem, so whatever Yeah The Trent kent says soul so he can be adam warlock
makes sense uh-huh uh antonio agula says i would like the power stone but you know what they say
with great power comes great responsibility he's taking it to a serious place and i respect that
yeah because very rarely somebody gives a genuine answer so i like thank you very much
antonio um it's like i'll take the mind gems you guys can shut up like that doesn't even make sense
like shut up like oh we've been told i am zed x says uh minds gem hot women there you go makes
sense uh-huh it's a theme here uh better don't use your mind gem to get hot women that's bad form
is it?
yes
you're right
is it worse than the game?
I would argue it's not
I guess
but what
yeah
I don't like the game
no that's
you're probably right
I don't like what it's about
but what I love about the game
is watching somebody
try to use the game
seeing as everybody knows
what the game is now
yes
girls more than guys
so
it's funny to watch
yeah there's a lot of somebody leans in and like a subtle little bit of whispering knows what the game is now. Yes. Girls more than guys. Definitely, yeah, yeah. So it's funny to watch. Yeah.
There's a lot of somebody leans in and like a subtle little bit of whispering and then
the woman's really loud.
She's like, are you negging me?
And they just scuttle off back to their corner.
That's pretty fun.
A guy I know, I saw him do it once and he said to a girl, your ears are really big.
That's not a neg, surely.
That's an insult.
That's just an insult.
Yeah, that's a flat-out insult.
Unless he was like,
Your ears are really big.
They'd look better on my bedroom floor.
Right?
Because I'm going to tear them off?
Yeah, because I'm going to tear them off.
Better Breaking says,
I think I'll wield the time gem.
Seeing as I already have teleportation and phasing abilities,
it would only make sense for a person of my experience
to have the ability to phase or teleport through time.
Sounds like too much power.
It does.
This guy doesn't deserve the time gem, is that what you're saying?
Yes.
Plus, I would use it to watch future Marvel films.
I would love that.
Just go and watch all the stuff.
But who would you talk to him about?
Who would you talk to about those films?
I'd just do it on the podcast.
I'd just spoil it, it like years in advance.
You're a monster.
Yeah.
You're not allowed to have any of these gems.
I've decided.
Well, I wasn't going to grab one anyway.
Right, yeah.
Sharpie Choudhury.
C-H-O-U-D.
How do you pronounce that?
Choudhury.
Yep.
Yeah. The Power Gem. So I can kill Nick Mason. Lol jokes. Chodehurry C-H-O-U-D How do you pronounce that? Chodehurry Yep Yeah
The Power Gem
So I can kill Nick Mason
Lol jokes
Don't worry about it
I was worried for a second there
But you could kill him
Why just me?
Why not you as well?
You know what?
Last week
I
Oh we should have
We should do some sort of tally
Of how many threats of murder we get
Look
Like each week
You know what though
Let's see who's winning
You get a lot of compliments And I feel bad because I don't bring them up.
I'm not like, this guy says you're really funny and likes you.
But I should.
I think next week I'm going to compile a list.
Nah, it keeps me on my toes.
Of compliments.
Okay.
And murders.
We'll see who wins.
Okay, sure.
Murder threats and compliments.
Good.
Yeah.
This last one, Chewcock.
Spelled C-H-E-W space K-O-K.
How you live your life.
Sure.
Time, so I can travel back in time to get a sandwich.
All right, that is a responsible use of the time, Jim.
It is.
Totally fine, yeah.
And also, what you want to, because if you go to Subway, you don't want to get there
like 4 p.m., you know, when the bread's all, it's all stale or whatever.
I don't think it is bread at any point of the day.
It's a good point, actually.
But when it's warm.
So go back in time for that.
When it's damp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Fair point.
All right.
So I guess that's all we really got to say about those gems.
Look, as they develop, I guess, as we find out more about them, we'll bring them into
the news and we'll keep track of the Mason.
Yep.
There's also people...
More and more confusing with every succeeding week.
You know it is. People have been saying that maybe avengers 3 yes if it's not it could be a guardians
crossover as well but maybe they'll do like civil war and then they'll save avengers guardians
crossover for later and then they'll battle thanos together because that makes sense because
you want to get the avengers in on the than. I mean, the Guardians. I'm sure you can calculate it by how many films every actor has left on their contract.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Good point.
We won't do it now.
No.
Somebody can do it.
Somebody better than us.
We'll wait for that AV Club article.
Yes, that's right.
And just read it.
Well, you know what it's time for, Mason.
What's it time for?
What we reading?
What we gonna read?
Okay, I'm ready.
Were we saying it together?
I don't remember.
Didn't we just do that? Like... I felt that was in unison. You didn't say anything. No? Okay, I'm ready. Were we saying it together? I don't remember. Didn't we just do that?
Like...
I felt that was in unison.
You didn't say anything.
No, no, I did.
It was so in unison that you didn't even notice.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm doing the thing.
I'll tell you what I'm going to be reading this week.
Yeah.
Joel Price on the internet from the Twitters at Heisenberg underscore S.
Yeah.
He has created...
Who is this guy?
Who is he about?
He's a friend of the show.
Excellent.
Go on.
And Tech Wizard.
And I say that because he's done something that we can't do.
Because we're technologically incapable of doing.
He's created a Weekly Planet subreddit.
Oh, yeah. On reddit.com,
which you can find at reddit.com slash r slash
weeklyplanetpodcast.
Now, to be clear, we don't know how Reddit works.
Is that right?
No, that's right.
We're afraid of it.
Yes.
Because it was created after...
We were born.
After we were born, exactly, yeah.
Don't trust nothing.
I don't trust nothing after the gramophone,
essentially. So, yeah. So, what... Can I don't trust nothing after the gramophone, essentially.
So, yeah.
So, can people keep track of the show there, I guess?
I'll be honest, there's nothing on it right now.
Yeah, well, why would there be?
So, essentially, the world is our oyster.
In a way, it is.
Yeah, so I would say...
An empty, hollow oyster.
Yeah, I mean, just get on there, create the content.
Again, don't know how Reddit works.
We should get on there, we'll say hi.
Absolutely, we will.
And so on and so forth.
And maybe just put some death threats up there.
Yes.
Because I want that count to go as high as possible.
Please.
All right.
It gives you incentive to be better at karate.
Yeah, definitely.
Keep you on your toes.
Yeah.
As if I could be better at karate.
I guess.
You're the best at karate.
We'll see.
Yeah.
I guess if you're a fan of Kick-Ass, you probably want to check out the finale.
Look, it's standard Kick-Ass stuff.
I read it.
I've been loosely following it.
I think it kind of peaked in the first series, to be honest.
It was okay.
But it's all kind of the same.
And yet you're just chipping away at it.
Chipping away.
Well, it's done.
I'm not going to not read it, you know.
So it's done forever.
Until Kick-Ass 4. Yes. Chipping away. Well, it's done. I'm not going to not read it, you know. So, it's done forever. So, look.
Until Kick-Ass 4.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right.
But they say that this is it.
This is, you know, that this is it.
So, you know, if you've been following the universe and you like seeing the similar thing
happen again and again.
Yeah.
And I don't mean, that sounds like an insult.
And it is.
Yeah.
But, like, it's very much in keeping with the rest of the Kick-ass movies and TV shows and comics, because there is no TV show.
Yeah.
And those read-along records where you've got a book and a record.
Absolutely.
I'm going to recommend something else though, Mason.
First of all, I'm going to read The Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy.
By read, I mean audiobook, because I downloaded it and I want to listen to it.
You're a Cormac McCarthy guy?
I am, yeah, yeah.
Your family loves those The Roads. They do you love you love reading them they're discussing
them as a family weirdly because you're all weird survivalists we are yeah yeah we have that
shopping cart we eat that human arm all that stuff all those things you're always pushing each other
across the road in a shopping cart and then switching now i want to be in the shopping cart
and you switch so yeah my older
brother in particular he loves it hello if you're listening but i'm going to recommend something
that i which i accidentally discovered on uh comiXology it's called Mayflower and it's by
Levi Hoffmeier and this guy i i read through it's one issue at the moment it's 99 cents
well worth it he um self-published and wrote and did the art for this particular comic and it was
it was it was on it was on like new submissions on comics comicsology and the cover appealed to
me so i'm like i'm gonna i'm gonna check that out yeah so basically gorilla on it that a gorilla
that's right it has it's basically without you know spoiling it there's a man who happens to
be flying by a particular terrorist attack in the future and then he's kind of mistakenly blamed for
for that yep and then
this kind of series of unfortunate events transpires and he crashes in this kind of nature preserve
and that's pretty and then some other things happen whatever i'm not going to spoil it but
that's where issue one is at and i think he said it's going to be something like 36 issues
interesting and i just find it really impressive that this guy has and i read the blurb at the
back or his little speech speech about and
he was saying look you know he got to the point where he was you know he wasn't sure where he was
going to take it and and blah blah blah and then he just he decided that look if i'm going to do
this i can do this myself so he did and it's it's really really good and really i mean it's one issue
but it's really really promising is that has that been released by image or something no no he's
doing it independently there's a cover there so wow that looks good? No, no, he's doing it independently. There's a cover there. Wow, that looks good.
I know, right?
He's good.
He's got some skills.
By the way, he has not reached out to me.
I do not know this guy at all.
This isn't like a weird plug or anything.
I just thought...
I'd like a guy who does something like that.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
99 cents.
Check it out.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what we're reading for this week.
Also...
I said that's what we're reading.
No, no, no!
If we're talking about sort of
Comet McCarthy post-apocalyptic kind of things,
I'm also going to check out Snowpiercer.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Apparently that's good.
You've seen that, right?
It's fucking amazing.
There you go.
Not for everybody.
No?
In what sense?
It's weird.
It's real weird.
In what sense?
Off-putting,
like the world doesn't actually,
it doesn't make sense as a proper real world.
Oh, it's surreal. It's kind of surreal. It's surreal, but it's not it doesn't make sense as a proper real world oh it's
surreal it's surreal but in a it's good i really really enjoyed it it's a guy did the host remember
the host i love the host yeah this is great so i highly recommend i might be the last person in
the world to get on board with this like maybe everybody's seen it but i'm gonna check it out
yeah yeah it was like limited release i said bloody blah but uh yeah and chris evans is great
in that and that was filmed
like a couple years ago
and it's just been
kind of sitting on the shelf
and they were going to
edit it right down
and then they didn't
end up doing it
because there was
fan outcry and whatever
and it's a very
interesting movie
it's kind of
it's kind of
Terry Gilliam-ish
I guess
but I don't love
Terry Gilliam
no I've got mixed feelings
about Terry Gilliam also
but yeah
I think it's great
and also
if you're listening if you're watching it at home it's great and also if you're listening if you're
watching at home
it's not for everybody
give it 10 minutes
if you're like this
is fucking weird
and whatever
turn it off
don't watch it
next week I'll keep
you updated on whether
I turn it off after
10 minutes
yeah yeah
I think you'll enjoy it
alright Mason
that's what we're
reading for this week
thank you
thank you
alright
few letters
but before we get
to those
Laura Jane Gerstel
has donated $10 to the show
Thank you
Via our
Weclithunit.bandcamp.com
Oh we've got the audio commentaries
Audio commentaries
Hopefully we're going to be doing some
In the very near future
Absolutely
But you know
We might not
Because
We might release 10 in a week
We may
Never release one ever again
No
We will
No
Yes
So thank you Laura Jane
But the official
Unreliable source
toby i mentioned before he was the trailers guy he donated uh ninety dollars i've transferred you
some of that money also mason i look four dollars that's right so yeah you have to accept that
paypal i will thing thank you and then well no thank, no. Thank you. No, just you.
Did not Toby?
No, Toby.
That's who I meant.
Okay, cool.
But he sent a very interesting letter
and it's kind of a long one
so I've taken like some bits out of it
but this is pretty much it in its entirety.
Normally I don't read an entire letter
but this is, I think it's quite interesting.
And a challenge.
Yeah, and a challenge for me, exactly.
But I've been practicing, Mason.
Oh, you're reading.
Audiobooks.
Oh yeah, good point.
Okay. I've listened to one of the episodes, you're reading. Audiobooks. Oh, yeah. Good point. Okay.
I've listened to one of the episodes.
I'm going to start this again.
I've listened to every one of them.
That's such a good start.
Leave this in.
Leave this in.
I've listened to every one of the episodes at least three times.
Some of them four or five.
Some of them are...
Since most of your episodes are longer than an hour,
and this last one was your 45th episode,
that means that I've listened to well over 135 hours of youtube bullshitting about all the stuff i love
to bullshit about love it that's cool as much as i enjoyed it i can't help worry that it's affected
me in some subtle but negative way and that it makes sense yeah sure and it won't and it may
one day lead to my doom probably probably. Not wanting to suffer alone,
I've tried to get my friends to start listening,
but they haven't because my friends are a bunch of C-bombs.
He said the word there, but I don't know.
Is that the line of the show, I guess?
No, say it. Next time.
Next time.
We'll just know for next time, it's fine.
Sure, okay.
I don't like to use that word in real life.
I'm not against it.
By C-bombs, you mean depth charges?
That's exactly what I mean.
Right, okay, right.
Like, I do use it, but I only drop it
when I really mean it.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, I'd say this is the same.
I'd say his friends
are a bunch of
bloody depth charges.
You know what I mean?
I recently gave $90
to the show
via your band camp
and no,
thank you,
I know, right?
No, that was not a mistake.
The money is payment
for making me laugh
like an idiot
while listening to the show
on the subway
or at work
or when making dinner.
Or at the subway.
Yes, that's right. Subway restaurant. You've earned it uh that being said eat fresh eat for all your way we're not gonna be sluggish yeah they're too sluggish yeah that pick one jerks at subway yeah
i mean thanks for the sponsorship thanks that being said it comes with restrictions on how
you get to spend it. Three restrictions, Mason.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
One, as a man with many vendettas, he does sound like a man with many vendettas, I'm
pleased to hear about people getting what they deserve.
The money should mostly be used to get back at pricks that no doubt have done something
to you personally and will have no idea why they're on the receiving end of your wrath.
Love it.
Absolutely.
I'm going to firebomb a Subway restaurant.
Two, alcohol. Alcohol two alcohol 30 of these funds
should be spent on alcohol for you both to drink while planning the aforementioned wrath love it
me too because that's the best way to plan some wrath absolutely haphazardly haphazardly
leave a lot of loose ends leave a lot of evidence lying around i say don't wait to sober up
make your plan get out there that's right
run into the night
live your life
grab that gem
that's right
get real sourced
and grab an infinity gem
three
keeping the show on air
remember I've listened
to all the podcasts
I remember when Nick
was reading those ads
for that book service
books maybe for nerds
oh yeah we did do that
didn't we
we did the audible.com
oh somebody also wrote in
and was like
never sell out or whatever
just so people know
we will sell out yeah we sold out quite early it's only the fact that, didn't we? We did the audible.com. Oh, somebody also wrote in and was like, never sell out or whatever. Just so people know, we will sell out.
Yeah, we sold out quite early.
It's only the fact that people haven't offered us more things to sell out to that we haven't.
But we will.
Absolutely, we will.
You know, we got 100,000 downloads last month.
I mean, you know that, but that's incredible.
I got real excited.
I thought you were going to say, you know, we got $100,000.
I don't know.
Why would you leave it this far into the podcast to mention that?
I wouldn't even tell you.
I'd just disappear.
You'd just never see me again.
Yeah, yeah.
Books may be for nerds, but I fucking love them.
And here, Nick, reading those ads made me want to burn down a library.
Ha ha!
Keep putting all those commentaries on your fans that can afford it.
We'll keep paying for them.
I mean, if you're going to compromise your artistic integrity, it may as well be for us, right?
He does make a good point.
Yeah, look, if we get enough money from people,
sure, well, I guess we'll never sell out.
We probably will sell out.
Because I feel better about taking ad revenue money than people's money.
Good point, yeah.
Take it from the man.
Absolutely.
That's it.
Celebrity story, Mason.
Oh, boy.
This is part of this.
Okay.
I hope you're familiar with the TV show Full House.
Boy, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Big here in the 90s, wasn't it?
Yes.
I thought that was the funniest show in the world.
Like last week.
And now you still think it's the funniest show in the world.
That's it.
Uh-huh.
Before I worked in Hollywood...
Bob Saget was just here doing a stand-up.
Was he?
Stand-up tour, yeah.
I've never seen it.
Have you seen his stand-up before?
You're a comedy guy.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's like, I mean, it's like dirty.
I feel like he gets by on being crass.
Yeah, he's kind of crass.
I'm subverting your expectations.
He's like, he's quite genial and he's kind of crass and it's kind of, it's solid, you
know, it's all right.
All right, cool.
I hope you're familiar with the show Full House.
Before I worked in Hollywood, I worked in a hotel in Santa Barbara, California.
I worked at the front desk and recently seen the Bob Saget comedy special.
There we go.
Exactly.
Where he talks about Dave Coulier.
Is that how you say it?
Dave Coulier.
Who was the Joey.
Uncle Joey.
Some people know this.
Why am I explaining?
It talks about how Dave Coulier shaves his balls and says that if you see him, to mention
it to him.
Lo and behold, Dave Coulier walked in with some friends one night.
At one point, Dave walks up to me and asks me to look up some info for him.
And as I'm looking for this information, I tell him not to let Bob Saget get him down
because a lot of people shave their balls.
He was not pleased.
That's the spirit.
He yelled at my manager and his dickhead friends joined in and said I was rude to them,
basically using the incident as an excuse for two free rooms.
Two days later, my boss used it as an excuse to fire me.
End of story.
Nope.
The best part coming up.
Hello.
All right.
Three months later, I was walking out the Four Seasons down the road.
He's all right.
He's getting...
He's doing okay, yeah.
He's doing all right.
Well, for now.
This takes a turn. Okay. Celebrity wedding. Celebrity wedding happening. road he's all right he's getting he's doing okay yeah he's doing all right well for now this takes
a turn okay celebrity wedding celebrity wedding i was murdered by dave coulier working together
with jody sweeten also from full house which one's that can't remember doesn't matter yeah
celebrity wedding happening i'm part of the catering crew and i'm working behind the bar
where none other than bob saget and john stamos sit down in front of me. I like John Stamos.
He's pretty fucking cool.
I think we can tie this in because he used to be married to Rebecca Romijn.
It was mystique.
So I think pop culturally this is fine.
Absolutely.
Also, he was mentioned in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Remember when he's like, my world is full of outlaws.
And he names like Billy the Killer and John Stamos.
I tell them that I have to tell them a story, Like, my world is full of outlaws. And he names like Billy the Killer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I tell them that I have to tell them a story, but they aren't interested until I say about
how I took Bob's advice and Dave Coulier got me fired.
I tell them the story and they both just stare at me and then start cracking up.
Bob asked me what I thought was going to happen and John said that this is why nobody who
knows Bob ever takes his advice.
We all have a shot of tequila and agree that Dave Coulier is a real dickhead.
Isn't he the guy in the Alanis Morissette song as well?
I was just going to say that.
He's the subject of the song You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette.
That's so weird.
Isn't it though?
My boss overheard the entire encounter and later yelled at me for drinking on the job.
I guess that's fair.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
But you don't have to yell at people though.
This guy's made some choices. But you know what? You don't have to yell at people. There's a better way to handle things. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I'm sure. But you don't have to yell at people though. This guy's made some choices.
But you know what?
You don't have to yell at people.
There's a better way to handle things.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
Two weeks later, the summer season ends
and I'm the only summer employee that gets fired
instead of becoming full-time.
Long story short,
the only two times I've ever been fired
have been a direct result of an encounter
with the three main actors from Full House.
Wow.
So there you go.
That's pretty amazing.
He's got a quick shout-out as well.
He's recommending the comic Atomic Robot.
It's the best comic I've read in the last ten years.
I really enjoy Atomic Robot.
Oh, you've read it?
Okay.
Wait, Atomic Robo.
Is that his name?
Yep, sorry.
There we go.
That's right, Atomic Robo.
That's my fault.
I can best describe the series as a bastard lovechild of Hellboy and GLaDOS
from the Portal games.
I highly recommend you read it if you get the chance.
Secondly, I'd like to rejoin the prestigious ranks as official friend of the show.
Now, I know most of your friends of the show have to contribute something to the actual show.
Not true.
You can do whatever.
I've already given you $90.
Just send a death threat.
Yeah, yeah.
What else do you want from me, you greedy sons of bitches?
Well, I've made the email address.
He actually took the unreliable source email address. He actually took the Unreliable Source email address.
And I'm declaring myself the official Unreliable Source.
I love it.
What a bloody legend.
Love it.
So there you go.
So thank you, Toby.
Sounds great.
You're a good dude.
If anybody has any other 90s sitcom horrific stories,
if you ever got punched in the face by, you know,
Jaleel White from Family Matters,
that'd be great to hear about that.
If Patrick Duffy from Step by Step gave you a wedgie,
we want to know about it.
So yeah.
Look, we appreciate money, don't we Mason?
We bloody love it.
But as we said also,
if you can't donate for whatever reason,
which is fine,
never donate at all.
Maybe tell a friend, be like,
I like this podcast.
Maybe you can listen to it.
I mean, don't tell them right away.
That would be weird.
Tell them right away.
Okay. Stop what you're doing. Call people. Yes. Yep. to it. I mean, don't tell them right away. That would be weird. Tell them right away. Okay.
Stop what you're doing.
Call people.
Yes.
Yep.
So, yeah, yeah.
Send out a mass text.
Yeah.
It's hard to get people on board for podcasts, though, I find.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I often, like, people recommend and go, no, no, I'll get around to it.
I've had Alec Baldwin's podcast in my, like, iTunes for, like, ages.
And it's downloaded, but I just haven't.
It's hard, man.
It is, boys. So, we appreciate just haven't. It's hard, man. It is, boys.
So we appreciate all and anything.
Right?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Now, Mason.
Yes?
I hate to call you on this, but you told me to call you on it.
You said last week that you were going to create a comic book character.
Superhero character story, yeah.
Yes.
Yep.
Oh, you ready?
No.
I thought about it.
I'll tell you what, though.
I can kick you off, though.
Liam wrote in.
He said, I was listening to some old episodes.
Number seven, Why Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Sucks
I remember that
I remember that yeah
And you made up a character
Called Night Dark
Thought you could use this
In your weekly character
Building by Mason
I have no memory of that
It was like
I think we were talking
About like
Who's the kind of
Grimace superhero
Oh right sure
I might be wrong
I haven't listened to him
In a while
But yeah
Does that help
No
Is this the end of This weekly segment No it's gonna happen Oh, right, sure. I might be wrong. I haven't listened to it in a while. Yeah. Does that help? No.
Is this the end of this week? No, it's going to happen.
It's going to happen, all right?
But just not this week?
Not this week.
So are we going to go with the name Night Dark?
No.
Okay.
Yes.
For now.
And then I'll change it next week, too.
Thank you, Liam, for reminding us of that thing,
even though Mason does not want to take your advice.
Look, I'll take all my own bad advice.
Thank you.
All right.
Hello, James and Mason.
I'm a big fan from Canada, and I'm undergoing a challenge on your behalf.
I've decided to listen to every episode of the Weekly Planet and record each official
member of the podcast.
Somebody's doing it.
Amazing.
Upon completing this task, I will send you the list and will earn the title of official
... How do you say the Utah name?
Utah the Watcher?
How do you say that?
I say Uatu.
Uatu.
Is that how you say it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool.
It's one of those things, you know, I only read it in my head.
Like Segway.
Exactly.
Like Segways.
Yes.
Also, could my friend Ben Ross be the official Paul Dano of the podcast?
Sure.
Without his permission.
Well, Paul Dano hasn't emailed in or anything.
He certainly hasn't.
You lost out, Paul Dano hasn't emailed in or anything. He certainly hasn't. You lost out, Paul Dano.
Dano.
Dano.
I guess we're at the point also where people can just name anybody the official anything.
You don't have to know them.
That's fine.
No.
You have to know them.
Is that fair?
And then you can official name them something.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
You have to know them personally.
That's the rule.
Yeah.
I mean, there's no way for us to know that you know them personally.
One last thing.
Have you guys seen the television show Rake?
It's been, it's wonderful and I've been watching it in this podcast. I've started developing an them personally. Yeah. One last thing. Have you guys seen the television show Rake? It's been,
it's wonderful
and I've been watching it in this podcast.
I've started developing an Australian accent.
Fantastic.
Thank you, Daniel,
Daniel Dector,
who sent that in.
You love Rake,
the TV series.
Well, I do love Rake
until the third season.
I thought the whole third season
was going to be set in this.
Didn't Rake go to jail?
Rake went to jail.
That's what it was called.
But he's only in jail for like an episode
and then he gets out
and then just kind of the same kind of wacky shenanigans.
And at the end, it ends with his leg getting caught in a rope on a hot air balloon.
And he flies over Sydney Harbour.
So I'm kind of like, oh, that's a shame.
That got wacky real quick.
Yeah.
Because that is a good show.
And look, even though it goes that way at the end, it's interesting.
Right.
Rake, of course, for those who haven't seen it, it's a sort of a... He's a scumbag lawyer.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a smooth scumbag lawyer.
Exactly.
And it's Richard Roxburgh.
Richard Roxburgh.
Who people will know as...
A bunch of stuff.
A bunch of stuff.
Which I'll get to that in a second.
Okay.
Because I've got an email that ties into that.
But also there's a bit in Rake
and I know exactly the point where it jumps the shark.
He goes to like a wedding of his ex-wife.
I can spoil this because it's an Australian TV show
who gives a shit.
And it's the only... You'll never find it spoil this because it's an Australian TV show who gives a shit and it's the only
you'll never find it anyway
it's the only
Australian TV show
it must be on deep deep cable
in the US
it must be
it's probably an HBO
you can get it on Pirate Boy
if you're interested
but there's a scene
where he goes to his ex-wife's
wedding of her new husband
and then he calls
the ex-husband out
for being like a drug dealer
or whatever
and the ex-husband
pulls a gun out of his tuxedo
sure a wedding gun
he just had a gun on him
at his wedding
like it's just
so yeah anyway
thank you Daniel
but Niall
N-I-A-L-L
that's Niall isn't it
sure
or Niall's
like from Fraser
if Niall's from Fraser
has punched you in the face
please
please email in
yeah
official
Weekly Planet podcast
Jack O'Lantern
brackets
lose a DC version
rather than the second rate
Green Goblin knockoff Marvel villain.
Okay, cool.
I didn't even know there was a DC version.
There is, yes.
That's brilliant.
Richard Roxburgh has done a surprising amount of comic book roles.
Yes.
Some are not great.
Most are not great.
All are not great.
All are not great.
League of Astronomy Gentlemen.
Yep.
Van Helsing.
Yep.
Which I guess is a comic book.
Mission Impossible 2.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Rake. Yep. Moulin rouge the sniveling bad guy guy in moulin rouge he says what would be the perfect comic book
role for the australian national treasure richard roxburgh do you remember we were watching the
richard roxburgh show a few years ago and we invented that he has slept on a magical bunk bed.
Bunk bed, yeah, and they solved crimes together.
We should put that up.
You still have that, right?
Bunky the bunk bed.
You should put that up on the Weekly Planet.
I will.
It's not going to make sense to anybody but us.
No, but we had a lot of fun.
We laughed for months.
We really did, yeah.
But yeah, any comic book role, what do you think?
I know as well he did those roles for money.
It was just like, yeah, I get to travel and do stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a good thing, man.
Yeah, okay, so I don't to travel and do stuff. Yeah, exactly. It's a good man, man. Yeah, okay.
So not...
I don't like snivelling Richard Roxburgh, but good old-fashioned Aussie Richard Roxburgh.
Yeah, yeah.
Some sort of adventurer kind of character.
Okay.
DC detective King Faraday.
Okay.
Awesome.
Look that up.
I think that would totally work for that guy.
Do you think he could John Constantine?
Yes, he could.
Yeah, okay.
That's a good one as well.
Yeah, yeah.
He's versatile, that guy. He is. And he deserves a role that's a good one as well yeah yeah he's versatile that guy
he is
and he deserves a role
that's actually good for once
yeah
but it's too late for Constantine
because he's
well they're still doing
the Justice League Dark thing
and that's not connected
to the whatever
interesting okay
yeah
just a thought
alright
Richard rocks before Constantine
that's right
hashtag
let's get that trending
it's worked before
it's never worked
it's never ever worked
for anything.
This last one is from Brent M.
It's a suggestion.
I'm going to add this after the show.
This is just in response to our speculation on Stan Lee's cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy.
I thought you might want to know what Stan Lee's up to nowadays if you didn't know already.
There are literally dozens of these and they're all amazing.
Basically, what he's sending is a link to something called Stan Lee Rants, where Stan Lee just rants. Uh-huh. And they're all amazing. Basically, what he's sending is a link to something called Stanley Rants,
where Stanley just rants.
And they're amazing.
And I don't know whether he writes them or somebody else does.
I don't care.
It's not the point.
What is he ranting about?
I'm not even going to say it.
I'll show you.
But just listen after we say, see you guys.
You're going to put it in a Stanley rant. I'll put it in.
Put it in a classic Stanley rant.
Your fave?
Is it going to be your fave?
It's the one that he sent me specifically. Okay, great. And I think it is. Well, I'll put it in Put it in a classic Stanley Rand Your fave? Is it going to be your fave?
Or is it the weirdest one? It's the one that he sent me specifically
Okay great
And I think it is
Well I haven't seen them all
But yeah
I'm looking forward to it
It's pretty bloody great Mason
Great
It's as good as any of Richard Roxburgh's roles
Huh
Not hard though
Except for Rake
So yeah
That I guess is the show for this week
Love it
Yeah a little bit shorter
But that's okay because
Who cares
The cracks start to form That's right And show Love it. Yeah, a little bit shorter, but that's okay because... Who cares?
The cracks start to form and show.
So where can they contact us? They can find us on our...
At Weekly Planet Pod.
At Facebook, Twitter and Gmail.
I'm at Wikipedia Brown.
I'm at MrSunnyMovies.
I don't tweet a lot.
But I'll tweet back at you.
You were tweeting a lot though, weren't you?
Yeah.
But you will...
Go in and out.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll tweet back at you.
Say hi.
Yeah, yeah.
It's been a big week for you, hasn't you? Yeah. But you will... Go in and out. Yeah, yeah. I'll tweet back at you. Say hi. Yeah, yeah. It's been a big week for you, hasn't it?
No.
No, just regular.
Just regular week.
Cool.
Excellent.
So yeah, contact us with show ideas next week.
Unfortunately, we are doing...
You're at Mr. Sunday Movies.
Oh yeah, I am.
I am.
On YouTube and whatever also.
We're going to do The Expendables 3.
What?
I was not informed about this.
Hang on, let me put on a pair of glasses
now tell me again
we're going to do
Expendables 3
we're what
you couldn't say that
but I was dramatically
whipping off a pair of glasses
so
when is that out
next week
this week
well it's also
leaked online
oh we should
I can just watch it
no because we're
good guys
okay
oh I get it.
Right, we are.
So, yeah, look, we'll probably do, like, probably another new savvy one and then kind of briefly
talk about it, I guess.
Well, depending.
It might be amazing.
But also, I want to talk about...
I think we can talk about The Expendables 3 for an hour.
Sure, yeah.
Even if we just go through each character and we name what catchphrase from their past
they use and what kind of gun they fire into the air.
Oh, by the way, we're just going to spoil it.
I'm not spoiling it.
There'd be nothing to spoil, right?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm actually kind of looking forward to it.
Having never seen an Expendables film.
Me neither.
All right, let's do this.
So there you go.
Do you think it'll make sense if we haven't seen one or two?
It's going to be tough.
Because I think in this one, Stallone doesn't have that dumb goatee.
Oh, yeah, then we won't understand what's going on. But I think he's this one Stallone doesn't have that dumb goatee oh yeah
then we won't understand
but I think he's got the beret
oh then we're back in
great
so look forward to that everybody
so you know
come back
but we don't
we won't
blame you if you don't
if you never return
sure
alright alright
everybody have an excellent week
thanks for listening
Stanley rant coming up here it is here we go Alright, alright. Everybody have an excellent week. Thanks for listening.
Stanley rant coming up.
Here it is.
Here we go.
Fuck's sake. Bad characters, bad costumes, and bad taste.
Dance brains.
There's something that's so obvious.
Everybody, anybody should have thought of it.
Of course I'm talking about pole dancing.
Why am I ranting, you say? What am I complaining about? I'll tell you. Why isn't pole dancing an Olympic event? They have everything else, all sorts of gymnastics, dancing around that pole and hugging it and swinging on it and doing all those things.
That's like the sexiest gymnastics of all. We love it. Everybody loves it.
Get with it, Olympics committee. Get with the 21st century.
Look around you. Look how everybody loves pole dancers.
I want a pole dancing event at the
olympics and let me tell you it'll probably be the most watched and the most popular event of all
that's an order do it What?
What the hell?
I mean, he makes a great point, but what the hell, Stanley?
How do you even know what that is?
People must write that for him, right?
Yeah.
I guess we're back.
We're still recording?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we never stop recording.
Good point.
Yeah, we just document our lives here.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, good on him for sitting at a desk
and saying some stuff
that's great
I'm very much
looking forward
to seeing what else
he's putting out there
there's a few of them
okay
alright
let's go for real this time
alright
see you listeners
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