The Weekly Planet - 49 Movies That Need Reboots
Episode Date: September 1, 2014This week's all about Batman V Superman, Doctor Strange casting, Fantastic Four, Greatest American Hero being remade and more!Plus we talk franchises that should be rebooted, franchises that shou...ld never been rebooted and franchises that are going to rebooted because shut-up! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet, official podcast of
comicbookmovie.com.
My name is James, junior editor at that website.
You might... Regular editor now. Sorry, yeah James junior editor at that website regular editor now sorry yeah
regular editor
at that website
with me as always
my co-host
Nick
looking pretty tired
Mason
we're both like
you just did that
introduction with both
with your head
in both hands
so I think
look we've had
without getting into
too much details
we've both had
a couple
long couple of days
I just spent today
actually at a
baby shower because that's I'm really old and that's what I do now apparently and it was fun much details we both had a couple of long couple of days i just spent today actually at a at a baby
shower because that's i'm really old and that's what i do now apparently uh and it was fun it was
good good fun but at one point that we did like you hoisted up a fake baby like a piñata yeah
and we swung it around and candy came out but we there was like a like a like a we broke up into
teams all the people there and we did baby baby-related trivia, like a trivia game.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, I don't know anything about babies.
This is not, like, I regret being on your team,
your friends, because I don't know anything.
And then they're like, okay, here's a question.
Comic character Batman recently had a son,
and I'm like, step aside, everyone, I got this.
Whatever it is, don't even.
And they're like, what was his name?
And I'm like, that's it?
Damien Waynene shut up
get out of here right and i was the only one to get it right just me and like a nine-year-old kid
in a batman costume who was there and i'm like i will go toe-to-toe with you kid you piece of crap
i will crush you just just keep throwing batman questions at me i don't even care don't even care
was it what kind of batman suit was it i was like a it was like the light blue and gray one
oh really okay i know right yeah he was he was a sucker for the classics
this yeah exactly but it was more like a it's more like a t-shirt with a cape on it you know
those ones yeah yeah when you were when you were a kid did you ever see the ones and it was like
it was like a batman but it was like a bib yeah it was but it was like a t-shirt with a cape and
it was like a picture of batman on the front i'm not buying that batman doesn't wear it as a picture of himself yeah batman's emblem isn't a picture of batman
yeah it's ridiculous starters not scary and secondly that would be recursive and eventually
you'd keep looking into it yeah and you'd see smaller and smaller you go inside you oh maybe
that's why maybe you should do that boy yeah all right oh man yeah all right all right well
look i know some people my youtube channel got taken out again this week, basically.
Oh, yeah.
You're familiar.
I was just...
It was a very head-in-the-hands moment as well.
I was just like, not again.
I just...
Fuck it, Al.
But because I've got partner support now, because I got a lot of views this past month,
I've been under two million, you get a direct email.
Interesting.
So I'm just like, can you fix my channel, please?
And then they do it within like 24 hours.
And they did, yeah.
There you go.
So what I've learned from this is
subscribers to your channel
hate me.
They hate,
but also they have a lot of power over you.
So if you want to,
if you want to crush this YouTube channel,
all you have to do
is convince enough people
to unsubscribe
and then complain.
Exactly.
Then you won't have partner support anymore.
It'd be mass exodus.
So yeah,
but people ask like,
was it because of copyright or whatever?
No, it was because of scams and spam
on my Expendables 3 review.
What do they think you're doing?
I have no idea.
Because that's what happened last time as well, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That was a very even-handed review.
Well, I was pretty, you know.
No, it was fair.
It's not good and I said it wasn't good.
Exactly.
But that's not your fault.
No, it's not my fault.
Yeah, that's the lifeguards' fault. It is what it it is but it's good to know if it happens again i've got
that direct line so i can but now you've got a black mark like you're a troublemaker yeah good
point but also i've as soon as this happened i went and i registered the domain name mr sunday
movies i'm looking i'm just gonna build a website like i'll keep the youtube stuff but i'm just
gonna i've got an independent player now that I've sorted out from another
company, and I'm just going to do it like that.
I'll keep the YouTube, but you know.
I understand.
Trouble.
Trouble, yeah.
It's too unstable.
Like some kind of...
Like a rogue nation.
Like a rogue nation.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So yeah, that's that.
But let's get on with the news today.
Let's talk about news.
There's lots of news.
All right.
I'm going to start with my first piece of news.
Sure. Because I've about news. There's lots of news. All right. I'm going to start with my first piece of news. Sure.
Because I've got news this week.
Hello Kitty is not a cat and never was, according to the creators of Hello Kitty.
What?
This is the news.
This is a piece of news.
This caused an uproar.
Right?
Is it a Japanese-owned brand?
Like, it started in Japan, I'm sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sanrio is the company that owns it.
Okay.
This is fake news, by the way.
I mean, it's real, But I've just thrown this in there
Because you paused briefly
I'm sure that's
Right
Hello Kitty is a cheerful
And happy little girl
With a heart of gold
I mean she's got whiskers
And she looks like a cat
So
Hey Sanrio
Shut up
It's a cat
It's called Hello Kitty
It looks like a cat
What do I care
I don't care
It's just weird
It's a weird thing to say
Isn't it
Also Hello Kitty has a cat
Yeah It's like that It's like a goofy to say, isn't it? Also, Hello Kitty has a cat.
It's like a goofy Pluto situation.
I guess so, yeah.
They're both dogs, but one is somehow a better class of dog.
Hello Kitty's real name is Kitty White, born in England in 1974.
Because this is when the Japanese were obsessed with everything from England, I guess.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Isn't that old, is it?
Yeah.
She was a Scorpio in Blood Type A.
A lot of Japanese characters have the Blood Type listed.
I don't know why.
It's important, I guess.
Anyway, not real news, but there it is.
I just thought I'd throw it in. Oh, wow.
You really shook the system, the Earth, with that.
I did.
Deleting that tab.
There we go.
Now onto actual news, presumably.
Sure.
Well, look, it's been heavily rumoured, Mason,
that Joaquin Phoenix is in Final Talk to play Doctor Strange.
Like, it's happening.
Okay, sure.
All the stars have aligned.
All the movie stars have aligned.
Oh!
And the only reason it hasn't happened yet
is because they're sorting out the contract
because he wants the freedom to do, like, other films.
You know, like the Spike Jonze Her.
Oh, sure, yeah.
A bunch of other stuff.
So he doesn't want to get tied just to Doctor Strange.
Okay.
Remember there was that rumour
that he was going around buying Doctor Strange comics and
just being strange
and irregular
he had the last
five or so years
of his life
absolutely
so look
it's ok
I'm ok with it
what do you think
ok yeah
are there any
famous movie roles
where he's had
a big moustache
like a poor
shoe moustache
he had one in her
yeah but that's
a weird brushy
a weird lonely man
moustache
yeah it's true
yeah
so he had those
weird high waisted
slacks as well
yeah okay
no I can see it
okay cool
Chris Pratt's also in her as well
yeah
he's the voice of her
alright sure
no that's Scully Hansen
also comic book
oh so many comic book characters
in that
Marvel comic book characters
well there's two
so yeah
there you go
that's great
good on them
now remember we talked about
Scoot McNary last week
vaguely
you're going to have to
refresh my memory as to who Scoot McNary is.
You discovered, using detective skills, that he got the nickname because he used to scoot
around on his bus.
Oh, that's right.
Sure, yeah.
Okay.
That's not the news.
Okay.
I mean, it became the news when we were talking about it.
But it said that...
You remember he came out, he's wearing the green socks, so they're going to see...
Oh, that's right, yeah.
CGI fake legs.
He's probably Vietnam veteran legs.
That's right, exactly.
And people are like, is he Metallo?
Is he The Flash?
Is he Metallo?
Metallo.
Metallo.
We go through his name all the time.
I know, right?
Also, it's Christopher Reeve.
Yes.
I've been good on that, though.
Superman's Christopher Reeve.
I've been good on that.
But okay, apparently he's...
Well, this is a rumour.
He's going to be playing Jimmy Olsen.
With no legs.
With no legs. With no legs.
Because what happened during the events of Man of Steel,
his legs were pinned under rubble and he lost them.
And now he walks with two prosthetic legs.
And the source goes on to add that he doesn't blame Superman for the loss of his legs.
He feels grateful that Superman saved the world.
Huh.
I mean, that's in the spirit of Jimmy Olsen.
Because Superman has done some horrific things
to Jimmy Olsen.
That's right.
Just look at all those 1960s comics.
He's had a lot of horrific mutations.
Yeah, or he'll force him to marry a gorilla.
Yeah, exactly.
Or, like, there's one, I think, where, it might be Jimmy Olsen, where he's making Jimmy
Olsen...
Sometimes he'll just pick up Jimmy Olsen and use him to beat Lois Lane, you know?
There's one where, like, yeah, I think he's making Jimmy Olsen dig his own grave.
Like, it's just like... There's one where I think he's making Jimmy Austin dig his own grave.
And he's just like, good old Superman.
This is going to work out great in the end.
All right.
That's an interesting take.
And that is... That means he's older than Superman as well, I guess.
Yes.
And it's an interesting take.
And I think they've finally figured out a way to show there were some actual consequences
to Superman destroying Metropolis in its entirety.
Sure.
So there you go.
Exciting times for 45-year-old Jimmy Olsen or wherever old Scoot McNary is.
Can't be that old.
No, you can't.
We'd look it up, but we're both...
We've used up our looking up quota for this month last week when we discussed Scoot McNary earlier.
So way to build a cross for your own back scoot mcnerry good stats this month as well i just thanks
everybody because we've had really good stats yeah there's a little there's a little you can
check the charts obviously um which i didn't know we could do that we somebody said we could check
the u.s charts but what is weird But what is weird And I'm not super concerned
Like I'm not going to check them every day
I mean I will, it'll build to that point
But if you look at the TV and film charts
In the top 40
There is always
Here it is at number 12
20th Century Fox A Good Day To Die Hard
Podcast
Why is that always in
Why is it at number 12
Why are we consistently being beaten By the A Good Day To Die Hard podcast to die hard podcast. Why is that always in? Why is it at number 12?
Why are we consistently being beaten
by the a good day
to die hard podcast?
I don't know.
Maybe it's amazing.
We should download
and find out.
We should download.
Maybe that's what it is.
It's like a domino effect.
People are like,
this is so dumb.
Why is this even in there?
But maybe it's brilliant.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, but thank you everybody.
Second piece of fake news Full house may get reboot
I had that here
That is not fake news
That is real news
Okay
Look I know
We don't have any sway
Over the universe
I don't really believe
In any of that either
But do we have
Some kind of sway
Over the universe
Well we do have
A intermittently
Recurring segment
Dave Crulia
In which we
Recount tales Of our listeners Where Dave Crulia, in which we recount tales of our listeners
where Dave Crulia,
former comedian and former star of Full House,
was mean to them.
Yeah.
Usually for a free meal or something.
Yes, exactly.
Or a cheap hotel room or whatever.
But, look, I'm saying,
if there's a reboot,
he's probably going to be involved.
No doubt.
And I hope for more of those stories.
Me too.
So I think, really,
it's good for us.
This is probably bad
for hotel employees.
Yes, that's right.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know what?
This is,
I feel like this is
going to be one of those
things just like
Shia LaBeouf
where we mentioned it once
and then it just became
a thing we talked about
for like 20 weeks in a row.
Just like,
ah, not again.
We have to bring it up.
So I guess
I get the feeling
it's going to turn into that. Well, maybe not now that I've mentioned it and something about this. Either way, we look to bring it up. So I get the feeling it's going to turn into that.
Well, maybe not now that I've mentioned it.
Either way, we look quite the fool.
Yes, we do.
That's it.
The Tick also.
You familiar with The Tick?
Oh, that's right.
The 90s TV show and cartoon.
I'm sorry, comic and TV show in the early 2000s starring Patrick Warburton.
Yes, Putty from Seinfeld.
Putty from Seinfeld.
They're talking about maybe that's coming back
yeah okay
in a live action form
I'm on board with that
sure
I never saw the live action one
but I really like the cartoon
I remember when I was a kid
the
the live action version
was tweaked a little bit
like some of the
because they filmed it
yes
correct
that mainly that
but like they
some of the character names
were changed
I think maybe to
the comic the cartoon was a little bit more were changed, I think, maybe to...
The cartoon was a little bit more subversive, I think.
There was a character called American Maid, who was like a maid,
but she was also in the Stars and Stripes or whatever.
And she became Lady Liberty or something like that.
And there was a character who in the comic book is Deflator Mouse,
the flying mouse.
And in the TV version, he's Batman Well.
Right?
Okay, sure.
Which I guess is more generic.
Because Deflator Mouse is too arty and it's too...
Yeah, yeah.
You have to translate a foreign word.
Yeah, sure.
It's too much for a lot of TV audiences.
But yeah, okay.
But I mean, it would work because the live action version of the tick it's just Patrick Corbett's face
and everything else
is like
literally everything else
from like his neck
to his feet
is this weird
puffy
tick costume
like super padded
ridiculous musculature
kind of thing
so
do you see him out of it
in the live action show
no
I've never seen it
yeah no you never
you never see him out of
the tick costume ever
is he
what's I can't even remember.
What's his powers?
He's nigh invulnerable.
That's it.
He's almost invulnerable.
Okay.
And he's super strong.
Like a tick.
Yeah, like a tick.
Exactly, yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
I'm cool with that.
Sure.
Well, that's good, Mason.
That's really good news, isn't it?
Yes.
Are you following that up with bad news?
Sort of.
It depends on your perspective.
Okay.
The Doctor Doom look was unveiled.
You showed that to me earlier.
Yeah. You were not impressed.
It's bad.
You said, that looks terrible.
I did. It's exactly that.
But you know, these things can...
Live action looks different.
We shouldn't jump to any conclusions just yet.
No, it looks really terrible.
But it does look pretty...
He looks like John Flickster.
He's got a good movie review guy. He said it looks like he's been put in garbage bags and then they've been melted to him yes which
i think is what happened at the end of the first fantastic four didn't they melt him into a weird
yeah they melted him in a statue and then they put him in a bank vault or something yeah he looks
like that yeah so he looks like there was like a a savage dragon villain. And he was composed entirely...
He looked a little bit like Doctor Doom, but he was like a cape and a cow.
And then the rest of his body was composed entirely of worms.
Like in human form.
Looks like that, except silver.
And also, it looks terrible.
And he looks weird and weedy.
I like it.
He doesn't look impressive at all.
No, but I mean, look...
Just make it look like the cartoon one.
We've got the ability now.
You've seen Iron Man. You can make a man in a metal suit look good. You certainly can. No, but I mean, look, that's... Just make it look like the cartoon one. Sure. We've got the ability now. You've seen Iron Man.
You can make a man in a metal suit look good.
You certainly can.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you calling for a re-reboot of Fantastic Four?
I guess so, yeah.
Or just the character Doctor Doom?
I thought the filming was finished.
It is.
Okay.
But that was behind the sets.
Because, you know, they haven't really released anything.
Yeah.
Which, maybe because, you know, they don't really released anything. Yeah. Which, maybe because, you know,
they don't really have confidence in it
or whatever.
But, you know what?
It could blow us all away.
Uh-huh.
We've had this conversation
many, many times, haven't we?
It probably was.
But Toby Kebbell is Doctor Doom, though,
and he was Cobra
in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Okay, sure.
So, you know.
All right, well, maybe acting
will win over
costume and special effects
for the first time ever.
Ugh, acting.
Gross.
I've got some news here.
Sure.
Real news?
Yeah, real news.
This is real news.
Well, it's not real news.
Kind of.
Liam Neeson willing to play Ra's al Ghul on Arrow.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, I think that's done.
I'm pretty sure it's already filmed and done.
Oh, right.
Well, never mind.
Or very well into it.
But that would be interesting.
I don't think they'd do it because people would be confused.
Yes.
And they'd want a Christian Bale.
You know what happens is nerds on the internet demand Liam Neeson as Ra's al Ghul.
And then nerds on the internet immediately demand Christian Bale as Batman guest appearance.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's never going to happen.
Isn't it Ra's al Ghul?
I heard that's the official way to say it.
Yes.
I know people say it different ways, but it doesn't really
matter. Come at us, nerds.
I think it's Christopher Reeves.
Oh, that's right, it is. That's right, yeah.
How embarrassing. That is very
embarrassing. Yeah, so that's it. I mean, it won't happen,
but whatever. It's a
different Ra's al Ghul or Ra's al Ghul
because he's not actually immortal.
Like, he comes back in a dream and he's like,
you can't really kill me, I'm a ghost in your mind or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
You remember that?
I do.
It was pretty good or really bad.
Yeah.
No, it was good, whatever.
But he's like, you know, Liam Neeson's like,
ah, he's the, you know,
he's a bad guy that genuinely believes what he's doing
and so he's in civilisation and blah, blah, blah.
So that's, you know, that's a good villain.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Yeah.
Sure.
What else is Neeson doing?
A lot of those weird...
Taken 3?
Yeah, I guess so.
Did you see Taken 2?
No.
Really terrible.
What about Non-Stop?
Which one was that one?
That was...
On the plane?
Yeah, it was on the plane.
He had to stop it or he couldn't stop it.
Yes.
I liked Wolf Fight a lot.
Okay, good.
There wasn't a lot of wolf fighting in it,
but it was more kind of a reflection on like...
Being a father?
Yeah.
And then wolf fighting?
No, it was more like
the way people
deal with death
is fighting wolves
I know
I know
you put glass on your hands
and you fight a wolf
or whatever it is
yeah
that's it
but no that
that was the moment
he was on the plane
non-stop
and he had to stop it
or he couldn't stop it
right
but he had to
yes
whatever
yeah
it was a side call to Unstoppable Train.
Remember that Unstoppable film?
Yeah.
They were both racing to the same destination.
From opposite directions.
Yeah.
Which one gets there first?
We'll never know.
It was based on the original novel.
Year 9 Maths textbook.
Very good Do you have more news?
Yeah I do
See I don't think that's a genuine laugh because
Because I'm really tired
You're really tired yes
And you've got the giggles at this point so
That is really clever though
Thank you
Lakeshore Entertainment is developing an Underworld reboot.
Ugh.
And has hired priest scribe Corey Goodman to play the screenplay.
Great, all the winners.
Did you say priest?
No, but it's probably fine, right?
Paul Bettany, when he was like, I'm an action star, too.
Oh, yeah.
I like Paul Bettany.
I didn't say priest.
I didn't also say the one where Paul Bettany was an angel and he had to fight other angels
in a diner.
Priest.
With machine guns, yes.
Did you see Priest?
No, didn't see any of them.
Me neither.
We don't have to see everything, guys.
Some of it's probably not going to be very good.
That's it.
Look, the Underworld movies sort of work because Kate Beckinsale is great in that role, or
looks really good in that role.
Oh yeah, that's more it, yeah.
And it's quite blue sure not sexually but there's a nice blue filter over everything sure then the last
if you like people machine gunning holes through floor through floors and then falling through the
holes that's yeah that's where it's at i see i don't think they work at all because no they don't
really because the vampires or the the werewolves are always, lycans, I'm sorry, are always so totally outmatched by the vampires.
I think it's the other way around.
No, but the vampires are human looking and they're super humanly strong and fast and agile.
And they've got all the technology and all the guns.
And the most advanced society and they can blend in with the humans.
And the lycans are just always like hanging around in garbage.
You know?
And they're just like really greasy greasy guys with open fur collars.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, good point.
But I think the way they balance it out is the lichens are stronger.
I think they've got more brute strength.
I remember in the last Underworld, she fought a giant werewolf.
Oh, redeemed.
Redeemed.
But I don't mind those movies.
I probably wouldn't go to the cinema for one.
Did you see Three?
The prequel?
No.
Underworld prequel?
Well, maybe I did.
See, it doesn't matter.
I might have.
Yeah.
It was a love story.
It was a real Romeo and Juliet, except with vampires and werewolves, which I guess is
also like Twilight.
To be fair, all these movies are all exactly the same.
You don't need that... You could have just...
You don't need that intellectual property.
Just make a werewolves versus vampires film.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, done.
Who cares?
Yeah.
Don't pay money for that.
You don't get that, you know, slight...
The Underworld fan base.
Oh, yeah.
Sure, good point.
You know, that enormous Underworld fan base.
The enormous Underworld fan base.
People that go to the movies when it's the weekend.
Yeah, which was...
Or maybe get something on DVD. Do you remember? That's what we used to do every week. We're like, what's out, Underworld fanbase, people that go to the movies when it's the weekend. Yeah. Or maybe get something on DVD.
Do you remember that's what we used to do every week?
We're like, what's out, Underworld?
Fine.
Do you remember that?
We used to do that every week.
What's out?
Fucking Tomb Raider 2.
Fine.
Alright, fine.
One more bit of news and then we'll stumble into a topic.
Yep.
I also have one more bit of news, but go ahead.
Sure. You were familiar with The Greatest American Hero one more bit of news, but go ahead. Sure.
You were familiar with
The Greatest American Hero?
That was my news.
Okay, good.
See?
There, you've got it all ready to go.
Okay.
Now, The Greatest American Hero,
for those people who don't know,
was a show from the 80s.
Yes.
Early 80s,
which I watched reruns in the 90s or whatever
when I was a kid.
And it's a guy who finds
or is given an alien superhero suit,
which gives him a whole lot of powers.
But he doesn't know how to use it.
Yeah, because there is an instruction manual
that he loses in a wacky situation.
Sure.
And then he can't really fly,
so he just flails around in the air on bad blue screen or whatever.
But I remember seeing that and being like,
what the fuck is this?
And not only that, because when he's flying, he looks, when he's flying, he looks like
he's on fire, but the fire's invisible.
Right.
Like, it's just like a man just pinwheeling through the air.
Flailing in the air.
Like he's falling out of a plane.
Yeah.
So, but I don't remember it being terrible.
I just remember being like, it's weird that this exists.
Yeah, absolutely.
So why not bring it back?
That's what I say.
But it's the guys who did the Lego movie, so.
Oh, okay, right.
I'm not okay with that.
Yeah.
See, that feels a little bit like they've done the Lego movie, it's been wildly successful.
Yeah.
And then the studio said, here's some properties we've got, what do you want to do?
Yeah.
And they picked that.
Yeah.
I would like to know what they glossed over.
Sure.
What they were like, actually...
Probably another King Kong reboot.
Probably that.
Probably King Kong reboot.
Yeah.
All right.
So, yeah. Great. Or not great. Ah, they're going to have to redesign the suit. Yeah. Probably that. Probably King Kong reboot. Yeah. Alright. So yeah, great.
Or not great.
They're going to have to redesign the suit.
Yeah.
To anything.
I don't care what.
Anything else.
Keep the cape.
Lose the cape.
Don't care.
Just as long as it doesn't look like it used to look.
Yeah.
If you're unfamiliar with just Google it, it looks ridiculous.
Yes, it does.
Yes, it does.
What was I going to say?
Now, you had a tweet, like an idea for a show.
Heads up, everybody.
We haven't really prepared anything for this week.
Yeah, where are we?
Caleb Alofs, DoughboyKiki97.
Great.
Obviously.
He said we should do an episode on superhero movie franchises that should be rebooted.
Yes.
I think that's a good idea.
Because we've just talked about like seven reboots.
We did.
Yeah, that's... I reckon we can do that. We can do that should be rebooted. Yes. I think that's a good idea. Because we've just talked about like seven reboots. We did. Yeah, that's...
I reckon we can do that.
We can do that this week.
Okay.
Can we just do just movies in general?
Yeah.
Or big franchises?
Big franchises, okay.
Not like...
Just like action movies or whatever.
Not like they should reboot like Shawshank Redemption.
Right.
Which is...
Maybe they should.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That certainly is everybody's dad's favourite movie, isn't it?
Boy, absolutely.
I don't know.
I got one off the top of my head, I guess.
They should just reboot Transformers, right?
When, though?
Like, now?
Yeah.
Straight away.
Not when.
Like, at some point.
Because, okay, this is how you do it, right?
They've already got rid of Michael Bay for the next movie,
even though he's a producer,
so it will still be terrible for whatever reason.
You redesign the Transformers so they look more like
not even the cartoon more like the comic right yep and you either do a war for cybertron movie
right but you don't make it look like a weird gray brown rust filled world sure or you do like
um the all hail megatron story i know they say that because it's like the one of the two
transformers comics i've read right and it's pretty good and you know the megatron story. I know they say that because it's like one of the two Transformers comics I've read. Right.
And it's pretty good.
And you know,
Megatron comes to Earth
with a force or whatever
and the humans
aren't ready for him
and they're confused
why robots are tanks
and whatever.
Sure, yeah.
And then they send in...
We surrender!
That robot's a tank!
So yeah,
I think they should
do it at some point
or not do it at all.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't care if we never get any more Transformers movies.
I'm so Transformers-ed out.
But not just because of that movie, because I remember I did like four videos in a row
of just Transformers, and I watched so much Transformers.
So you're saying you want there to be another reboot?
I think if they're going to do another one, just reboot it.
Right.
Do it. Properly. Good. do another one, just reboot it. Right. Do it.
Properly.
Good.
Not even properly.
Just do it.
I feel Transformers is a big enough property now that they will inevitably do another.
Like, they're going to reboot it in another five years.
Yeah, definitely.
Like, this is a concert cycle.
This is kind of like a Spider-Man or a Batman or whatever.
Yeah.
They're just going to keep...
Every ten years, they're going to go,
Okay, there's a new set of kids out there that don't have all the previous products.
Yep.
We've got to reboot this.
Absolutely.
Let's do it again.
That's it.
Normally what happens is they roll out a kid's show around the same time or about a year
before, build up the fan base and then fire out a movie.
That's what they're doing with like Star Wars Rebels.
They're making sure all the kids know that Star Wars is cool and whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that just came out or it's about to come out.
Apparently it's okay. So whatever. Cool. Reboot Star Wars. Nah and whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that just came out or it's about to come out. Apparently it's okay, so whatever.
Cool.
Reboot Star Wars.
No, it's fine.
Just leave it.
I'm feeling more and more optimistic about Star Wars as the days go by.
I know, you said that last week.
Yeah.
And didn't we put it down too because I keep berating you with Star Wars news?
Definitely, that's it, yeah.
I nearly put some in this week, actually, because they resumed filming.
I didn't know it stopped, but apparently it had.
So they're back into it
and there's more stuff about
the Sith, the bad guys, or whatever,
but it's not really worth going into.
The Sith are the best.
Mostly because I don't really remember.
So there you go.
Reboot Transformers or just leave it.
Well, the last one was supposed to be a reboot.
They're like,
this is not like you've seen before.
We've got rid of all the human characters,
Mark Wahlberg, whatever.
It was just the same shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess to maybe to a lot of audiences
that is a reboot.
Like maybe it's like flashy colors.
Like it's a hundred and whatever minutes
of flashy colors and then some talky.
Do you mean a thousand minutes?
Yeah, a long time.
Maybe it's just like, maybe people don't even register what all the CGI in the action is anymore.
They just see generic explodies.
Okay, sure.
For 90 whatever minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the rest.
They don't see Shia LaBeouf, so they're like, this is new?
Yeah, that's right.
They're like, this is new.
Yeah, maybe.
There you go.
I don't know.
That's what's called a soft reboot.
Yeah.
I think all the reboots we want here
are not going to be popular
because we don't know
anything about
the general public
sure
fair point
you know what
they peddled out
another thing movie
recently
we should also talk
about movies that
shouldn't be rebooted
but do you remember
they peddled out
that thing reboot
which wasn't actually
a reboot
it was just a prequel
but the way they
talked it up
like it was
that movie was okay I
enjoyed that a lot
yeah yeah yeah too
much CGI yeah because
that the that first
one it leans really
heavily on that um
creature effects yeah
yeah and it looks
incredible but that
movie looks dated like
immediately because of
all the the CGI yeah
true so you know yeah
hey anyway we're
talking about movies
that could be rebooted
or maybe shouldn't be
rebooted anything about
a blade reboot yeah
well Marvel have got it back so I think they're gonna do something with it at some point maybe even a TV show we talk about this during the We're talking about movies that could be rebooted or maybe shouldn't be rebooted. Anything about a Blade reboot? Yeah.
Well, Marvel have got it back, so I think they're going to do something with it at some point.
Maybe even a TV show. We talked about this during the Expendables episode.
Or another TV show, because there was a TV show.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They had Onyx.
He was a rapper.
Okay.
He was Blade.
Okay.
From a rap group that I can't remember the name of.
Sorry, everyone.
That's okay.
Yeah.
So, Blade.
We talked about this last week, a couple of weeks ago, I don't know.
Yeah.
Expendables.
Yes.
Do you think Wesley Snipes is too old to be Blade?
Not necessarily, because Marvel hire a lot of guys that are like now 45, 50.
Yeah, yeah.
Robert Downey Jr., whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
Joaquin Phoenix, he'd have to be at least mid-40s.
Yeah, yeah, true.
No, but he's too crazy and they shouldn't do it.
They should hire somebody else.
Taye Diggs.
Taye Diggs.
You know?
How about Jaden Smith as Blade?
Definitely, yes.
Bladen Smith.
Wait, sorry.
The Rock as Blade.
Yes.
Onyx was the rap group.
Sticky Fingers was the name of the rapper.
Okay, cool.
I apologise to everyone out there.
That's okay.
I don't know.
Picky Fingers was the name of the rapper. Okay, cool.
I apologize to everyone out there.
That's okay.
I don't know.
I think maybe it would work like as a...
Like if he showed up in like an Avengers movie.
Yeah.
It'd be a nice...
There could be some like humor in that contrast.
Sure.
Of like...
Because the Avengers are all sort of kind of post-ironic and they sort of...
They all sort of get how silly they are.
Yeah, yeah.
But Blade doesn't? yeah but blade doesn't
no he doesn't know or does he uh movie blade certainly doesn't yeah chris some of his
supporting characters did yeah chris christopherson yeah yeah got that he was the whole thing was kind
of silly yeah like you know blades like uh you know, I'm afraid of this guy, whatever. And Chris Christophans is like, but you're so big.
Like, so he got, I don't know.
I think there would be, I'm swinging for and against this,
but I think it would be like a weird contrast.
Like, he'd be super serious about, you know, killing vampires,
and he's got that, you know, that expendable style sense of humour,
which is super macho kind of thing versus all these guys
who are like
just making fun of him
yeah yeah exactly
that would totally work
yeah I think so
sure
if he did show up
in an Avengers movie
like would
there would be any
vampires in that
or he'd just like
he'd be like
I'm here to help
I brought my sword
I'm gonna fight
I think that would be good
if he was like
I'm here to help
I brought my sword
I'm gonna fight
all those vampires
and they're like
we didn't have any vampires until you showed up.
Thanks, idiots.
Now we're surrounded by vampires.
We had enough going on.
Yeah, I just came into the tomb filled with vampires.
Oh, you mean you opened that tomb full of vampires?
Thanks, pal.
We had to deal with aliens and gods and stuff.
Now we're vampires.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I mean,
totally for a Blade reboot,
but I think they'll probably do it
as a TV series,
the way they're doing Daredevil.
Yeah, actually,
that would work too.
Because I think,
I think that's probably how they'll do it.
I think,
yeah, it would totally work as a series.
I mean, even though it didn't work
the first time,
but I never saw that.
I don't know whether it was good or not.
I saw little bits of it.
It was fine.
Yeah.
It was fine for that era.
I remember,
it wasn't even that long ago either.
It was like six years ago, but I remember seeing it and being like, if that bit gets some traction, I'll bits of it. It was fine. Yeah. It was fine for that era. I remember, it wasn't even that long ago either. It was like six years ago.
But I remember seeing it and being like, if that gets some traction, I'll start watching it.
And then it just got cancelled immediately.
So I'm like, well, that's that.
Yep.
I got one.
Well, I mentioned it before.
Okay, I'm ready.
I don't like video game movies because there aren't any good ones.
But.
There's got to be one.
Doom.
No, let's not do it again.
No, not, I do it again. No, not
I'm sure there is. Because there'd be
no good time to do it.
Because if you release it when a
new Doom game comes out. Oh, I didn't really mean that, but
sorry.
If you release it when a new Doom
game comes out, it'd be
a weird cash-in
and they'd, again,
weird Doom stuff would happen in the movie. There'd be a first--in and they'd again weird doom stuff would happen in the movie there'd be a
first person sequence again but if you just release it on its own nobody's gonna watch it
because it's a doom film exactly and it's doom as a movie if you did it like the video game it's
it's just like horrific hell monsters and and bloody gore and whatever and i don't think that
would make that much money because you'd have to R-rate it or PG-rate it
then everybody
would hate it
yeah because it's
you know
the weird
visuals of people
being crucified
upside down on Mars
and stuff like that
like it
yeah
very niche
very niche
but they are
bringing back
Doom the game
they're just
doing Doom 4
but they're just
calling it Doom
so you know
it's not confusing
at all
how about this
for a reboot
I was thinking
about this the other day
what about The Mask would you see a reboot? I was thinking about this the other day. What about The Mask?
Would you see a reboot of that?
Yeah.
Okay, see, this is one of the ones we were talking about
where I would want to see this,
but it's never going to happen because, A,
people have a certain view of The Mask.
Because of the two movies.
And, B, that last one tanked,
and so it's never coming back.
But I would like to see a mask
that is like the comic version of the mask.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know enough about the comic book masks to want this.
Well, here's an illustration of it.
There was like a two-ish...
You drew that. It's really good.
Yeah, right? I'm very good.
There was a mask Lobo crossover.
Oh, you mentioned this.
Lobo being a brutal DC intergalactic bounty
hunter.
And it's just them
chopping each other
to pieces for like
40 pages or
whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
So to give you an
example of the
difference between
the movie version
of The Mask and
the comic version,
in the movie version
of The Mask,
there's a scene
where he's being
chased by the cops
and he runs into
an alleyway and
they all come around
the corner of the
alley and he's dressed like a Cuban sailor and he's being chased by the cops yeah and he runs into an alleyway and they all come around the corner of the alley and he's dressed like he's he's dressed like a like a cuban sailor and he's
got maracas and he sings the cuban peter umber which is like a song popularized by desi arnaz
in like the 50s or whatever and they all and he might and he sings the song and everybody's
enraptured the magic powers you know they they make him make everybody keen to dance and sing
and start a conga line or
whatever and then he escapes in the like in the in the chaos yeah in the comic version of that
they all come around the corner and he machine guns them all to death like it's it's horrific
there's no song and dance there's no song and dance so that's like in the in the movie it's
sort of implied that whoever possesses the mask, it enhances their natural way of being.
If you're crazy, you're super crazy.
Yes, if you're crazy, you're super crazy.
If you're evil, you're super evil.
If you're a good-hearted guy who just wants to make the world a better place or whatever, like Jim Carrey's character, then, you know, you may...
You're a weird sexual lunatic.
Yeah, you're a weird sexual lunatic.
But you sort of brighten up the place and everybody has fun and it's all silly and whatever
but in
in the comic version
it just makes you
a violent lunatic
like whoever possessed it
you just take on
Loki's
yeah exactly
and he's insane
yeah
exactly
so
and in the
in the comic version
Stanley Ipkiss
who's the first
possessor of the mask
is pretty unhinged
in the first place
so I would like to see
I'd like to see
again this is the one that will never happen So I would like to see it. I'd like to see it. Again, this is the one
that will never happen
but I would like to see
rebooted
Insanely Violent.
Sure.
Yeah.
This isn't a popular opinion
but I don't think The Mask
is a very good movie.
I haven't seen it
in a really long time.
I bet it hasn't aged well.
Yeah, I think
the special effects
carry that movie
and now Nostalgia
and I just don't think
it's that good.
Okay, that's alright.
I think it's way
too high energy
but in a bad way
it's just
but anyway
whatever
if you like it
great
okay how about
what if it ended
in a massive bloodbath
if it built to that
like it was just
all fun and games
and Bugs Bunny
like hitting people
with hammer gags
and then like
just a brutal shootout
then yeah that would be amazing but what I was going to say before for video game one like hitting people with hammer gags, and then, like, just a brutal shootout. Yep.
Then, yeah, that would be amazing.
But what I was going to say before for video game one,
they should reboot Tomb Raider and do it properly.
Okay, yeah.
Because that new Tomb Raider game in particular is very, very good. It's excellent, yeah.
Have you played it?
One of my faves, yeah.
Really good.
Great shooting mechanics.
Yep.
I know there was some controversy
because there's that sort of attempted rape scene kind of thing in it.
But I don't know whether they cut a lot of that out because I don't remember it being as graphic as it was described.
Maybe I'm just desensitized.
Maybe, yeah.
But that character is quite interesting, the way they do Lara Croft and she kind of builds up her resilience and whatever and the whole being marooned on an island and she has to become a hero and she gathers her tools.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's like a survivalist kind of thing.
Yeah.
You could do that.
Those Tomb Raider movies were very much like...
The games, Tomb Raider.
Yes, thank you.
They were very much in the mould of
like the Matrix sequels
where it's a character
who is the best at everything
and they never appear to be challenged by anything.
And it is like watching somebody
play a video game in God mode
where you never feel that anyone's... the good guys are in any danger. Yeah, yeah. And it is like watching somebody play a video game in God mode where you never feel that anyone's,
the good guys are in any danger.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's not interesting.
I know I talked about this before
when we saw Tomb Raider 2, I remember.
I still don't recall.
Did we really?
We did because I remember
we had a conversation before
and we said how bad could it be.
Right.
And then it was like the worst.
And I remember afterwards
that was kind of where we had the conversation
was like maybe we don't need to see everything like that was like the moment so yeah i think you could do a really
really good two-minute reboot i know you know what you know it'd be really difficult as far as
pleasing fans would be the casting yes because unless the your idea of lara croft in your mind
is met yeah yeah exactly then people are going to be happy.
And they're going to want exactly how she looks in the video game.
Yeah.
The original one or the new one?
No, the new one.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
I want that too.
Kate Beckinsale sort of looks like her.
Sure, but she'd be getting on a bit now, wouldn't she?
She's still super hot, super hot, though.
Yeah, correct.
You got one?
You got a thing?
Supergirl.
What about Supergirl?
Yeah, I actually was thinking that.
I was, yeah.
What do you reckon?
Because in Man of Steel, we see in the ship that's buried in the ice.
Yep.
Which is his fortress-y thing.
Yeah.
Like a cryogenic thing, a majig.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And everyone assumes it's...
Yeah, Supergirl or Doomsday or something.
Right.
Or someone or something.
Or like, who's that guy?
It's certainly something.
Yeah.
Is it the Eradicator that takes over?
Could be the Eradicator.
Could be any...
They could never refer to it again.
Like, at any point.
Yes.
Like the open thing.
But that would be great.
You could do any version of that as well.
Because there's one where...
There's a version where she's a white Martian.
Is that right? No, there's a... The version of that as well, because there's a version where she's a white Martian. Is that right?
No, the version in the 90s, the Superman edict from DC Comics was he was the last Kryptonian in the universe.
And so they could introduce Superman-like characters, but none of them could be Kryptonian.
So in the 90s comic book, Supergirl was a character called Matrix and she was like this protoplasm being.
Oh, that's right. And she took on
a Supergirl form and she would use
Superman's powers. Yeah.
And Lex Luthor dated her. Yeah.
Red-haired Australian Lex Luthor.
The 90s were a fun time.
Were they just? Yeah.
She gets like nearly punched
to death by Doomsday, doesn't she?
Most people did. Yeah, but he just like splatters her.
She's like a weird white goo.
That's why I thought she was a white Martian.
Okay, right.
Because I remember even reading that now.
If you're not caught up on all the 90s comic book lore,
it doesn't work as a standalone comic, The Death of Superman.
No.
There's so many characters.
He's got this weird rivalry with Guy Gardner.
That's right.
It's never really, and I don't know where that stems from. Second Street Greenland with Guy Gardner. That's right. It's never really...
And I don't know where that stems from.
Second string Green Lantern, Guy Gardner.
Yeah.
You're like, why's that guy got a bowl haircut?
Why is he a cool guy with a bowl haircut?
Does he hate Superman because Superman gave him that bowl haircut?
Just laser visioned it into him.
Every time he comes out of a salon and he's had his hair fixed.
And then Superman just flies out of orbit and lasers a bowl cut on him and flies out again.
Just as a goof.
Like, Superman's the best man in the world,
but he just has to get his aggression out somewhere.
And he's like, no, this guy could take it.
I'll just laser cut him a bowl cut every time.
That's amazing.
Like, if you do read back,
if you do look at, like, old 90s comic books,
or even, like, early 2000s some characters
have gone through weird fads yeah like from nightwing's big disco collar like his first well
like there's a lot of superman like if you read a lot of late you know he's got the he's got the
mullet inexplicably for a long time the the idea behind him having the mullet at first we've
discussed this a lot no we have i don't we have okay he comes out of the cryogenic sleep or
whatever he just had long hair.
Yeah, because he'd been asleep.
So his hair was long.
But then they ran with that design choice for years.
And he had this dumb mullet.
Yeah, it became a mullet for some reason.
Or like you'll read an old Superman or Justice League comic or whatever
and he's Electric Superman for no reason.
You're like, why is this?
That made the front page of one of the papers here,
like the Herald Sun,
one of the big ones,
when Superman changed
to Electric Superman.
Oh, we wondered, I think,
a number of episodes ago
how long Superman was dead.
It was six months.
It was, wasn't it?
I learned that recently.
Like, in real time,
you're talking.
Yes.
Okay, cool.
So anyway, Supergirl.
Yeah.
We strayed there for a second.
We did.
That'd be good.
I mean, you could explain
her absence by saying,
you know... She was sent after him but caught in a time rift did. That'd be good. I mean, you could explain her absence by saying, you know...
She was sent after him but caught in a time rift or whatever?
You could, but I mean, I would be more...
Because that ship is supposed to be a million years old or whatever.
Yeah, I would be happy to...
Yeah, time rift works.
But I would say the reason she didn't help out the fight in Metropolis
was maybe she was out of the solar system or something.
Yeah, absolutely.
Like, you know, it's perfectly...
The Superman movies do not have a lot of exploration in them.
No.
Like, they're mostly kind of Earth-based.
Yeah.
She could be like,
look, I've been out in the universe.
It's pretty cool out there.
Maybe you could do that
instead of hanging out on Earth all the time, you know?
You mopey prick.
Yeah, yeah.
But it also could be that maybe that pod opened
when he opened up the ship.
Yeah, yeah.
And she kind of scarpered.
Right, right, exactly.
It could be any number of things.
But if it is from the past,
they can't be cousins.
She could be like a distant relative.
Yeah, true, yeah.
But if it's a time rift thing,
then she could just be his cousin, whatever.
Yeah.
Who cares?
So, yeah, but that Supergirl movie
is total fucking garbage.
It's absolute garbage, yeah.
Does she fight a witch or a dragon or something?
Yeah, it's a witch.
I think it's a witch.
I don't know, but the idea was as well that you know the the other superman movies had done done well and it was after superman 3 and i
think it might have even been the same director as superman 3 actually i might be wrong but she
just turns up on earth inexplicably yep and you know takes on this persona and then it's just
nonsense jimmy olsen And then it's just nonsense.
Jimmy Olsen's in it. It's the same Jimmy Olsen.
Uh-huh.
Just hopping around on two legs like he owns the place.
So, yeah, it's really terrible.
But it's...
And it was a loss as well.
It must have been post-Superman 3.
Yeah.
Because that's when they were not making a lot of money.
Yeah, yeah.
Because, yeah.
And why they put minimal money into Superman 4
and whatever, whatever.
I got one, though.
Hang on, are we done with Supergirl?
Let me think.
Yeah, we are.
Okay, good.
Okay, I hope that happens.
In whatever version you care about or whatever, sure.
But not the protoplasm one.
That's weird.
Definitely that one.
Nope.
Oh, you know what news we didn't bring up, which I should have brought up?
Yep.
So I'm doing it now.
Okay, good.
Apparently DC, it's a rumor that they have a no jokes policy in their movies.
Did you read that?
No.
They were like, we're all very deadly serious about this.
Did we start that rumor?
Because it seems like something we would say.
I'm sure we have said that in the past, but that's apparently the deal.
Like, that's how one
of the ways their distinctions themselves from marvel i mean one of them being wait four years
between movies i'm sure another one make sure we forget about the characters pretty much until a
new one comes out yeah another being they're gonna do a really super serious which doesn't surprise
me because that's really the way they've been doing it they've really stacked you don't need
to do it super super serious do you do you? No. I mean,
I would like to
see the exact
wording of that
policy.
Okay,
sure,
I can do that.
Yeah,
okay.
Also,
it's not a,
when you say
rumor.
Well,
it was a rumor
and that was
like the DC
hardline or
whatever.
Okay,
because there's
little jokes
sort of thing.
Like in,
I'm trying to
think of one
specifically and
it's really
difficult.
When Superman is bullied by that guy in the bar.
Oh, yeah, sure.
It's not really a joke, though.
He just gets bullied.
There's the one...
All right, how about...
You know, Lois Lane's like, what's the deal with the S?
He's like, it's not an S.
It stands for hope.
And he's like, nah, you're on Earth, it's an S.
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, that's kind of a joke.
Sure, it is.
I mean, it's sort of a joke.
Yeah.
Hang on, let's bring this up.
point. Yeah, that's kind of a joke. Sure, it is.
I mean, it's sort of a joke. Yeah. Hang on, let's bring this up. What about that sequence
when General Zod,
Superman flies around a
corner and General Zod comes around that corner
and then Superman's just doing
Cuban Pete. Remember that bit? That was pretty
good, yeah. Pretty good. It's
more a dance sequence than a joke, but whatever.
But it was a nice break from all the people
getting their legs torn off by falling buildings.
So, you know, really cut the tension.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so last week, Drew McQueen of HitFix has posted a new and intriguing article today.
He's heard on multiple occasions that Warner Brothers has a no-jokes policy when it comes to their upcoming slate of DC films.
And I've got a comment here from Seth Rogen.
Not the Seth Rogen.
Another Seth Rogen. So, no, here from Seth Rogen. Not the Seth Rogen. Another Seth Rogen.
No, this is Seth Rogen.
He's commented on the topic and he says,
this is bullshit.
As in, by that I mean it's not true.
I don't know why he's commenting on that.
But that's good.
When I did The Green Hornet, oh, wait a second.
It's not a DC movie.
Who owns Green Hornet?
No, it is DC.
Because they're doing a DC crossover comic with a Green Hornet Batman 66 crossover.
Right, but Green Hornet isn't owned by DC.
Are you sure?
I think it's Dynamite having an hour.
You're probably right.
Yeah.
We could look it up, but who knows?
And who cares?
Anyway, the point is, we'll have to compress this slightly.
Sure.
So, no joke policy is what you're saying?
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll see.
If they just kept the similar tone to Man of Steel, but a little bit lighter.
Yeah.
Then, yeah, just whatever.
There is no room for a lighter tone in Batman v Superman.
No, there certainly isn't.
Sorry, do you mean Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice?
That's correct.
That is what it means.
Okay, cool.
We've got to maintain an air of professionalism in this.
The franchise is currently owned by Green Horton Incorporated. Okay, cool. We've got to maintain an air of professionalism in this. The franchise is currently owned by Green Horton Incorporated.
Okay, sure.
The comic book rights are currently licensed at DC and Dynamite Entertainment.
There you go.
All right.
We did it.
So in many ways we're both right, except I was right.
Yes.
Yeah.
What about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Do that again.
Good question.
Do I want a reboot of that?
How would you make it better?
You just do it more closer to the source material.
Would anybody watch that?
No.
Forget about it.
You know what, though?
It would work as a TV show.
Yeah, we've got Penny Dreadful for that, kind of.
I've never seen that.
It's pretty good.
It's enjoyable.
Okay, fair enough.
It's silly, but it's...
People like things from, like, 19th century adventuring crap.
Nobody likes that.
Nobody does, though.
I disagree.
What about the new Sleepy Hollow show?
Even though it's set in the modern day or whatever.
Apparently that's good.
I haven't seen it.
But it's set in the modern day.
Yeah.
Nobody cares for these period pieces.
You're right.
Fair point.
All right.
Look, I...
Into the bin!
Fine.
But I want to see...
I want to get Sean Connery back in the role of Alan Quatermain
the role that
defined his career
and killed it
yep
last movie he ever did
anything else
you got anything
from the other ones
apparently they're
going to reboot Spawn
okay sure
there you go
that's all I got
great
that sounds really
really good
Spawn was okay
for the time
I remember
and they put CGI Kate which we've talked about before.
We'll focus more on the human side of the character,
it says here in this thing that I've just looked up.
Didn't he just spend most of that last movie running around
without a mask on anyway?
No, he was mostly masked, I think.
Because he had that scarred face and he was always like,
you betrayed me, Hal, or something.
That's it.
You betrayed me, Martin Sheen.
All we have to do is send this to Image and animate that.
And then we've got ourselves a movie.
Yeah.
No, I'd be happy to say that.
Sure.
But I don't think like, like you kind of ghostwriter kind of,
your darker comic book movies, they don't do that well.
Yep.
Because either they water them down and people hate them or they don't and people don't see them.
Right.
So it's...
What can you do?
Yeah, yeah.
How about The Crow?
Yeah, I think that is getting a reboot.
That's what I heard.
Okay, cool.
Is the original Crow good?
Yeah, it's really good.
Yeah.
I say that now.
Yeah.
Can you tell the bits where it's clearly not Brandon Lee?
At the time, I couldn't.
Yeah.
But I saw it on a TV.
Okay, sure.
And this was in the 90s when TVs weren't the size of movie screens.
Yeah.
So, no.
No, I couldn't tell.
Okay, cool.
And I was looking out for it.
Boy, were you.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you...
Okay, no, I haven't seen that in a very long time.
Maybe over...
Probably over 10 years.
Yep.
But, yeah, sure, absolutely.
I mean, were you happy with The Crow 2 City of Angels?
Uh, no, but I really liked The Crow Wicked Prayer. Was that with Edward Furlong as The Crow? That was with Edward Furlong, absolutely. I mean, were you happy with The Crow 2 City of Angels? Uh, no, but I really liked The Crow Wicked Prayer.
Was that with Edward Furlong as The Crow?
That was with Edward Furlong, yes.
That does not suit him, does it?
Not at all, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Wicked Prayer.
Yeah.
I want to see it.
Not even Wiccan Prayer, which you probably could have done that.
Yeah, I guess so.
I don't know.
I would like to see a Crow reboot.
Maybe not a remake of the first one.
We've seen that character.
Like, that definitely...
That does not require a reboot.
So you could just launch straight into it?
Yeah.
Like, I mean...
Oh, like a continuation you're talking about?
I'd say like a continuation of the Mythos, maybe.
Sure.
Like, I don't think...
That movie stands on its own as a good film.
Like, if you remade Raiders of the Lost Ark,
people would be like,
why did you do that?
It's a good film on its own.
Yep.
But if you did another adventure of Indiana Jones...
People would love it.
Yeah, yeah.
It'd be guaranteed great.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, it's not the same because anybody can be the crow, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I don't know, modern day would be good.
Could anybody be the crow in that movie?
Maybe just the crow happened to go to this guy, and it was like, now you're the crow.
And he's like yes
finally
finally
no
they explain it
at the start
because I remember
the second one
a musician gets the crow
becomes the crow
they're like
now you're the crow
and he's like
yes
well as long as that
sequence is in there
they fully explain it
now so you have to die
at a certain time
and there has to be
great injustice
and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
And then the crow chooses
them to return from the grave.
A literal crow?
Is it an actual crow?
It's a magic crow.
Okay.
Yeah, it's the magic of nature.
Sure.
It's the Highlander
magic of nature
that you never have to explain.
That's one they're talking
about rebooting as well,
Highlander.
Ryan Reynolds was cast
but he's dropped out
because he couldn't quite
perfect that Scottish accent.
Right. I don't know why. You know couldn't quite perfect that Scottish accent. Right.
I don't know why.
You know, they should get Christopher Lambert.
Yeah.
Lambert?
Lambert.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ray Shalghul.
Yeah.
What were we talking about?
The Crow, though.
Yeah, sure.
The Crow.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I'd be happy to say that.
But could it be gothy is my question.
Like, is it talking like, has being goth gone into self-parody or people
anymore i think it's gonna they'd have to if they made it gothy they would have to work
really hard for people not to just laugh the whole way through okay yeah like i think the
original gets a pass yeah because that was the style because it was before queen of the damned
killed being goth yes exactly yeah but i think if they did it now, he would have to spend absolute minimal time
in white face makeup and stuff like that.
Yeah, sure.
He's a comic character, right?
Yes.
Does he have the white face paint and that?
Yeah.
Didn't Johnny Depp play the crow in that movie,
the cowboy one?
The Lone Ranger.
He did not.
He had a crow on his head and a white face. He had a crow on his head, he had a white face.
He had a bird on his head and a white face.
You've got me on a technicality.
Yes, he was the crow.
They must have cut that scene where the crow was like, you're the crow now.
Yeah, he was like.
It was called The Lone Ranger colon The Crow colon bracket City of Angels.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
I bought for that. you know what also like
like emo kind of spun out of goth probably made goth and like pop punk kind of merged together
to make emo yeah that's probably not true that's how i see it you're right yeah uh and people would
probably make comparisons to that because emo was also got into like self-parody and whatever
yeah and even like even like goths hate emos because goths are tougher or whatever i think they're tough i don't i don't i
don't know but yeah whatever maybe he could just be a hipster yeah like plaid flannel shirt and
work boots no you're the crow whatever whatever what about swamp thing they made that and i haven't
seen it but swamp thing's good at the, and I haven't seen it. But Swamp Thing's good at the moment, apparently.
I haven't read it.
Right.
But apparently the new 52 one's really good.
And I've read the one where Swamp Thing goes to Gotham
and Batman, like, flamethrows him.
Okay.
And then Swamp Thing beats up...
Alan Moore did it.
And then Swamp Thing beats up Batman,
and Batman's like,
I concede, because you're terrifying.
Can they do...
We talked about this briefly,
Guardians of the Galaxy episode, I think.
Will people want...
People would and should be up in arms
if they did a Swamp Thing movie
before a Supergirl movie.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough, yeah.
You're right,
because they're both DC properties, aren't they?
Of course.
What about a Swamp Thing Animal Man situation?
Because they cross over a lot.
Like a team-up?
Yeah.
That'd be an odd combination.
No, no, they've done it in the comics recently.
The new Animal Man's really, really good.
I recommend it.
But they...
Will the general public want a Swamp Thing Animal Man team-up?
No.
No, not at all.
Not so much.
But yeah, I like the idea of him.
The Alan Moore one...
Unless it's a mismatched buddy cop team.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Okay, in this situation, which one breaks all the rules and which one's by the book?
Swamp Thing breaks all the rules.
Yeah, because he's real dirty.
Because he's sloppy.
Or you do it the other way.
Yes.
Where Swamp Thing's a stickler for rules.
Yeah, yeah.
And he wears little glasses or whatever.
Oh, he does that.
And like, any time he gets out the chief's like
you guys get out of here
and they get up
and then Swamp Thing
like sweeps up
all the slop
and mud from his chair
and he puts it
in a little plastic bag
or something.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
And Animal Man
just spits on the floor.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, do you remember
because the origin
of the Swamp Thing
was changed
in the Alan Moore version where I can't remember the name of the guy of the Swamp Thing was changed in the Alan Moore version,
where, I can't remember who the name of the guy is who becomes Swamp Thing, so I apologise.
Alec Holland.
Guinness.
Alec Guinness becomes the Swamp Thing.
Thank you, good.
Like, he has this accident, like, there's chemicals and he falls in a swamp.
But these worms, this specific type of worms, eat his body, and then they take on his personality and gain his memories.
Right, yeah.
So the Swamp Thing isn't actually this guy.
Yeah.
It's a collection of, like, worms and, like, mutations
that think... that have his personality.
Uh-huh.
So the real Alec Guinness is dead, just like real life.
So I think that's a really interesting premise.
Uh-huh.
But it would probably, like, you know, people would be...
wouldn't like it because he's gross.
Correct.
Correct. Even if he was a stickler for like it because he's gross. Correct. Correct.
Even if he was a stickler for the rules.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah.
What about, speaking of gross things, what about rebooting Green Lantern?
And we've talked about this before, because they've said they're going to do a Flash Green Lantern movie.
And we said that's a good idea.
Because they cannot.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
Yes, I'm on board. Well, they have to, because he's a core part of the DC universe in many ways. Yeah. What do you think about that? Yes, I'm on board.
Well, they have to, because he's a core part of the DC universe in many ways.
So, yes.
Yeah, I guess we will throw that in there.
Do it.
Yeah, totally.
But even if they bring back Ryan Reynolds, just do it differently.
Do it better.
That's fine.
Yeah, totally.
So, whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you think of any others?
Well, Daredevil, we're getting the reboot.
It's going to be TV.
I'm looking forward to that. I'm excited for that. whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Can you think of any others? Uh, well, daredevil, we're getting the reboot. It's going to be TV.
I'm looking forward to that.
I'm excited for that. Yep.
And we'll get,
and by that we'll get an electric reboot as well.
Cause you don't have to be in it.
Yeah,
absolutely.
I think they cast it.
I think Rosario,
Rosario Dawson.
Oh really?
I might be wrong.
Probably,
probably wrong.
Yeah,
sure.
Yeah.
Do you remember,
you remember June,
the movie June,
June with a D,
Dune.
I say Dune.
Yes. Yeah. I remember Dune. I haven't seen it,une with a D. Dune. I say Dune. Dune, yes.
Yeah, I remember Dune.
I haven't seen it.
But that's an amazing world, isn't it?
The world of Dune.
Yes, it's a place, yeah.
But very difficult to make because it's so complex and rich and complicated and weird
and whatever.
Uh-huh.
And spice and something.
There is definitely spice.
I don't know anything about it.
Uh-huh.
But that seems like an interesting thing that they could maybe redo.
A reboot of Dune.
Dune, yeah.
Have you seen the original Dune?
I have seen the original Dune.
Yeah, it's complicated and arty.
Yeah.
Some of the effects are really good.
Like, some of the characters will have, like, personal force fields.
Okay.
And they're represented by these, like, weird, like, geometric arrangements that appear around them
and it's quite
like it's a good
it's a really good
special effect for the time
okay cool
but yeah it's complicated
and weird
I remember
when it came out
some theatres
I can't remember
whether it was
the director requested it
or some theatres
and they didn't do it
or they did it
and were doing it
in some theatres
you got like a pamphlet
when you went in
so it's like
this is the world of Dune
this is the cheat sheet
yeah they're like this is this guy this is the world of Dune. This is the cheat sheet. Yeah, they're like, this is this guy.
This is the commodity that everybody lives in this world.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a map.
Melange, it's called.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, Melange.
You know, yeah, there's like a map.
This is Sting in weird little underwear.
That's right, yeah.
He's very greasy.
Just go with it.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you could build that up, that world now, before on the internet.
You wouldn't need to do that.
Yeah, that's true.
Like with Guardians of the Galaxy, they made sure everybody was familiar with those characters going in and kind of did a lot of world building prior.
So you could do it that way, potentially.
Yeah.
Or don't do it, because it's so weird.
It's true.
I think the world is ready for that.
I think...
Was it David Lynch who did the first one?
Yes.
Yeah.
If you can accept A Game of Thrones universe
Yes
I think you can definitely
Accept a Dune
Well you can't
You don't bloody watch it
No
I mean the general public
Of chumps
Sure
No I think
You can accept a Dune universe
Sure
Dune
Dune
Alright
I got one more
Because we just mentioned it
Okay
Maybe not so much a reboot
But continue it
With somebody else
Indiana Jones
Yes
Get someone else in yeah i
don't know i don't care whether it's bradley cooper or whatever but you make you definitely
be bradley sure but like you make it like a like like you're like a james bond thing where many
people can be in indiana jones and then you don't have to set them in the 50s and it's weird and
whatever wait a second many people can be indiana jones not like you earn the mantle and you're like, yes.
The hat falls on your head
and you go, yes.
I'm talking like
you just swap him out
with the other guy
and then you don't say anything.
And maybe it's...
You said you could set it
in the modern era.
No, no, no.
I'm saying
Indiana Jones...
Be clear with your...
You just said it after Raiders.
Right, yeah.
The continuing adventures of Indiana Jones.
The continuing adventures, exactly.
Yeah, okay.
Exactly.
I mean, they did it in young Indiana Jones when he was young, and it was crap.
Yeah.
That people at the time convinced themselves that it wasn't.
But it was.
Because it was always trying to teach you things.
I remember I saw one where he had an adventure with his dad when he was a kid, and there
was a bit where they were talking about pulleys and levers and like force, and I'm like, don't
stop.
I'm not even wear anything.
Whip somebody in the neck.
Like, that's what I want to say.
Yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, I think that would be cool.
Like just the further adventures.
I mean, they do it in video games.
There was a game called the...
Fate of Atlantis.
Fate of Atlantis.
That was, I've never played that one.
I was...
Very excellent.
Tomb of the Emperor, which I played.
Scepter of Kings.
Was that one?
I think it was Staff of Kings.
Okay, good.
Yeah, but...
Close enough.
Yeah, whatever.
Close enough for
this podcast.
Yes, sir.
So, yeah,
that'd be cool.
I mean,
maybe Harrison Ford's
got one more left in him.
I mean, he doesn't,
but they probably
will do one,
but yeah, whatever.
We didn't really
talk about it,
but Expendables 3,
everybody looked
really old.
Yeah.
So old.
Even Snipes?
Yeah, real old.
Even Stathes?
Well, he's not that old.
Mel Gibson looked like Hollow.
You said he looked like a panda.
I did.
Okay, maybe we did discuss it then.
I mean, that's the idea though, isn't it?
I don't think he can carry off Indiana Jones anymore.
I think that's definitely dumb.
All right.
What if he dyed his hair?
No.
What if they put a lot of makeup on him?
No.
What if they just took him out the back and just put him down?
Like a horse.
Like a horse.
Yeah, okay.
I'm on board with that.
Well, that's what they do when a horse breaks their legs.
So they should have done the same when he did.
Same with Indiana Jones, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you think of any other reboot ones?
They should have put him behind a sheet and rolled a boulder over the top of him.
Just like at the Kentucky Derby, you know what I mean?
Yeah, can you think of any other ones?
No, that'll do it.
What about franchises do you think that should never be rebooted?
I feel like we should make a joke about the TV show Reboot.
Nah, it's too late.
Back to the future.
You're saying that'll never happen?
I don't think they should...
They shouldn't continue it in any form,
and they shouldn't reboot it.
Just leave it.
Are there any plans to do that?
No.
Good.
There will be.
Solved.
That'll happen.
Exactly, yeah.
Will it, though?
Because there's not a lot of merchandise related to that.
Yeah, but, you know, maybe.
You're right.
I don't know. Yeah, but, you know, maybe. You're right. I don't know.
Yeah, it's an odd one.
Like,
they'll reboot
like a Total Recall
or something like that.
For some reason.
For some reason, yeah.
But they've left
the Back to the Futures.
You'd think that
like Arnold Schwarzenegger's
character would be...
I guess he's not
that iconic.
Like,
I know his name.
What's the character's
name in that film?
In...
Total Recall.
Oh.
Jack Bauer.
Correct.
No.
Oh, God.
He's got two names.
Quinn?
Quaid?
Quaid.
Or the bad guy.
No, the bad guy's
Chestface or whatever.
Yeah, Chestface, yeah.
Yeah, and I don't know.
He has another name as well.
Yeah, but I mean, like,
but we all know
the character's names
in Back to the Future
and stuff like that.
So, I don't know.
Maybe it really...
Something has to really seep into the consciousness.
Yeah, yeah.
Well enough that nobody wants to take another chance on rebooting it.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, I think the only reason people are sort of okay with Ghostbusters is because
a lot of the original people are still involved.
Yeah, yeah.
But, like, obviously, what's his name?
The guy who plays Marty.
Fuck.
Michael J. Fox.
Yep.
Jesus.
Obviously, he's not
going to be involved
in any capacity
Christopher Lloyd
could still do it
he's actually
he makes a small cameo
in Ted
as Doc Brown
huh
yeah
it's the funniest bit
in the movie
and it's in the trailer
but um
yeah you don't
you don't need to do
Back to the Future
okay
it's it
it somehow works
yes
and it shouldn't
because it's
it's just total nonsense
but it's just great
and it's a combination of
like a fantastic script
that was tweaked just the right amount
because it was originally going to be
like a time-travelling refrigerator
and there was a whole lot of stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
And like they even started...
Caught in a nuclear explosion.
That's right.
They even started...
Like they filmed a lot of it with Eric Stoltz.
Oh, yep.
And they were like,
this isn't working
and they... Because they wanted Micro J Fox originally but it was doing Family Ties at the time They filmed a lot of it with Eric Stoltz. Oh, yep. And they were like, this isn't working.
Because they wanted Michael J. Fox originally,
but he was doing Family Ties at the time.
So they got him in.
There's so many things that came together. It was like the perfect storm of cast and crew and script and the era.
Everything just hit at once.
Puffy vests.
Puffy vests, yeah.
That still looks cool, his outfit.
I'm all for it.
So you can't replicate that.
No.
What about,
you know what they shouldn't reboot?
Any buddy cop film.
Like, Lethal Weapon,
48 Hours, whatever.
Just make another buddy cop movie.
You know, like,
you don't need to say,
oh, this is Mel Gibson's,
what's his name,
Murtaugh and...
Riggs and Murtaugh, yeah.
Like, you don't need to do that.
Correct, yes.
With, like, a younger cast, with Chris Hemsworth and, I don't know, Donald Glover or whatever.
That actually would be pretty great.
Sounds really good.
Ah, yeah, so good.
Which one's the buttoned up one?
Which one is the...
Which is the loose cannon?
Ah, you could switch it up.
You could, couldn't you?
I don't know.
I think Donald Glover would have to be the loose cannon, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's great.
But I don't know if he's acting that much anymore because he's doing his rap stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for ruining the dream, Donald Glover.
So, yeah, like, you don't need to reboot any of those at all because you can just make
a buddy cop movie.
Also, buddy cop movies don't really work anymore.
They kind of do them more as parodies.
Like, 21 Jump Street.
Like, The Other Guys. The Heat. The Heat. Like 21 Jump Street. Like the other guys.
The Heat.
The Heat.
Like you...
That's how you gotta do it.
That were all the raids though, weren't they?
Yeah.
What was the one with Robert De Niro?
Rundown?
That wasn't called The Rundown.
I can't remember.
And he was a bounty hunter or something.
Robert De Niro?
Yeah.
I do not remember that at all.
It doesn't matter.
It's real.
Is it recent?
No it's from the early 90s
Robert De Niro
Budding Cop
I've got Showtime
But it's definitely not Showtime
I think you've made this one up
You've dreamed it
It's giving me Showtime again
But it's not Showtime
Midnight Run
In your face And giving me Showtime again, but it's not Showtime. Midnight Run. Oh, okay, right.
In your face.
It's real.
And, of course, Showtime, which is amazing.
Showtime, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
I think they're actually talking about doing another one of those as well.
They've mentioned it, but yeah.
Okay.
Also, you know what they shouldn't reboot?
What's that?
Because it still works, even with the...
They've had some terrible movies in it.
But Predator.
Just continue Predator.
Which I think is what they're doing anyway.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because Predator's great.
Well, Predator's good. And Predators is good. Predators is also great. Predator 2 Just continue Predator. Which I think is what they're doing anyway. Because Predator's great. Well, Predator's good.
And Predators is good.
Predators is also great.
Predator 2 is okay.
Yeah, just keep that going.
Which is what they're doing.
So, don't need to reboot it.
Star's irrelevant.
Just put Predators in.
That's right.
People love Predators.
Exactly.
Actually, I've got a list here as well that I've just looked up secretly.
You sneaky son of a bitch. I've got a list here of well that I've just looked up secretly. Uh-huh. You sneaky son of a bitch.
I've got a list here of some films that are getting rebooted.
Okay, I'm ready.
Or they're in some stage of reboot development.
Okay, ready? Yep.
Jumanji.
Okay.
Highlander. We talked about that.
Bloodsport.
Okay, fine.
Gremlins.
Yeah, okay. That would work.
They should just continue it though, right?
It's a fine line.
Sure is.
Well, I mean, Gremlins 2 was a parody of Gremlins.
Yeah, it was.
So, how are they going to...
I don't know.
Are they going to further parody the first...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
TimeCop.
Ah.
That's your total recall.
That's just...
That's a cheap property now
so they're gonna
you told me that amazing
time cop fact
that if you touch yourself
in the past
you explode
is that right
yes
is that other bad guys killed
yes in the end
good
they throw them into each other
at the same time
I can't remember
I think there's a high five
excellent
no I don't think that's true
is there a spin kick
he's like you're the new time cop
and they're like yes
high five explosion Van Helsing I remember hearing about this that they wanted Tom Cruise I think that's true. Is there a spin kick? He's like, you're the new time cop. And they're like, yes. High five. Explosion.
Van Helsing.
I remember hearing about this, that they wanted Tom Cruise.
I don't know whether that's still true or if it ever was true.
Van Helsing.
You like 19th century romps.
Do you like romps?
They can't reboot it as Van Helsing.
They can make a Tom Cruise film and he's Van Helsing in it.
Yeah.
He's a Van Helsing in it,
but they can't.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Tom Cruise wouldn't lower himself
to being in a Van Helsing reboot.
Yeah, but he does.
If it's good enough,
he would, I guess.
I guess.
Also, Van Helsing is in
Bram Stoker's Dracula,
the character of,
played by Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what, yeah.
That's how they've sold him on it.
Soon to be dead,
Sir Anthony Hopkins. Oh. He's fine. That's what, yeah. That's how they've sold him on it. Soon to be dead, Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Oh.
He's fired, everybody.
I hope I didn't send
something out to the universe then.
You did.
This has happened before.
Okay.
War Games?
All right, yep.
I'm going to say it.
War Games is shit.
Yeah.
No, that's all right.
It's very of the time.
Yep.
And it's not good.
Yeah, yeah.
Even though it's mentioned
in Captain America and the Winter Soldier. Yep. Because it's, I think Yeah, yeah. Even though it's mentioned in Captain America
and the Winter Soldier.
Yep.
Because it's,
I think we've talked about this before
how you said it's one of those movies
where because he's good at chess
or whatever,
then that skill comes in
and he beats war games
at the end at chess.
Well, tic-tac-toe.
Sorry, you're right.
Yeah, yeah.
But he gets the computer
to play itself in tic-tac-toe.
Yeah.
The computer realises
that war is futile.
Yeah. Or whatever, and will result in inevitable mutual destruction sure yeah so he beats so it goes back in time and touches
itself yeah exactly that's right yeah but it yeah and that wouldn't work an artificial intelligence
see an artificial intelligence now would just be like oh you're trying to trick me yeah well forget
it i'll just blow the world up. I'm an artificial intelligence.
I'm not going to be...
I'm very intelligent.
I'm very intelligent.
You can't trick me with your little games.
Yeah.
So, yeah, they have to come up with another ending.
Yeah.
And people would hate it because it's not the same as the old ending.
Yes.
They'd hate it because it's...
Yeah.
What about Point Break?
Nobody wants to see that.
No, it's like one of those buddy...
It's not really a buddy cop one, is it?
Uh-huh.
But, no, you don't need that. No, it's like one of those buddy it's not really a buddy cop one is it but no
you don't need that
no it's the ultimate
bromance
it certainly is
people are not going to be
and they kind of do it
in Hot Fuzz anyway
yes exactly
Flight of the Navigator
alright
that's for kids
who cares
it's fine
this one's interesting
good or bad
Starship Troopers
I think the first
Starship Troopers
movie is amazing.
Yeah, it's a fun...
It's a satire.
It's nice.
Look, again, if they...
That's like rebooting...
It's not quite like rebooting Robocop, but it is a little similar.
Yeah.
In that if they modernize the satirical elements, people are like, oh, they're just doing the
same thing.
But if they make it a different thing, people are like, what happened to the satire?
Why isn't it blah?
You know.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess if they want to, you know, they want to make a commentary on, you know, war and
et cetera.
Yeah.
They're going to do that.
But again, it's just future space war movie.
They don't need the Starship Troopers license and it's not going to make them any money.
Yeah.
Any more money based on that.
Fair point.
Yeah.
Did you see any of those directed DVD sequels?
I think I saw three.
Yeah, I saw three as well.
Starship Troopers Marauder
and had those mechs.
And Johnny Rico came back.
Yeah, that's him.
And he's also...
It's like he never left.
And he's also not Puerto Rican
like he is in the book.
Correct.
I think he's Puerto Rican,
isn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
I guess they could reboot it
in the sense that...
Like, we've talked about
the Total Recall remake.
In many ways,
that's more accurate
to the original story.
It is.
But worse.
Yeah.
But if they rebooted Starship Troopers and they actually put them in the mech suits...
Yeah.
Like, permanently, like they are in the book...
Yeah.
Then...
Are they permanently in the mech?
No, no, I mean, like...
There's a lot of...
There's no foot soldiers in the book.
Everybody's in a marmot suit.
Oh, really?
No, they're not.
Okay, cool.
If they did that, then it would be more accurate, but people would hate it.
Yeah, because people hate everything.
You know why Starship Troopers work?
Because even with the satires there,
obviously, but you can just ignore that.
It's still fun.
Right, right.
Like, you know, whatevs, whatevs.
All quite on the Western front.
Nobody's asking a remake of that.
That's a really good movie.
It's quite sad and, you know,
and it's like, it's also about the futility of good movie. It's quite sad and, you know,
and it's like,
it's also about the futility of war,
but it's not as dumb as War Games.
There you go.
Cop that, War Games.
You've been crushed by a classic.
That's right.
Young Sherlock Holmes.
The only thing I know about Young Sherlock Holmes is it had that CGI,
the stained glass window came
to life and it blew people's minds at the time because it was one of the first like cgi effects
oh where it comes off the thing and it's it looks like shit but like is it a dream sequence or was
it i have no idea it doesn't matter yes it is i mean they're actually doing old sherlock holmes
as well with ian mckellen i hope they come out in the same week. You have to choose. Which one do you go to?
Old Sherlock Holmes.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's like,
not a time for this
young Sherlock Holmes.
What does he know
about nothing?
Nothing.
It looks really great
because it's set,
I don't know,
I can't remember what
it's set,
it might even be set
in the modern day
that Ian McKellen won
or at least in the 50s
or something,
I don't know,
but where he's like 93
and there's this one
case that he never solved and his mind is failing and he's there's this one case that he never
solved and his mind is failing and he's still this case re-emerges for whatever reason it looks
really great i'm really excited for it and when's that coming out i don't know great next month oh
uh okay so i mean more of these are they god there's one more okay one more that water world
okay it says here, in 2012,
Syfy Channel was toyed with the idea
of remaking Waterworld.
It was undecided whether it would be a TV series
or a standalone movie.
Great.
You know what's great?
Syfy original movies.
Never seen one.
No.
You?
Yeah, some of them are good.
Okay.
Please email in if you've seen a great one
and I've offended you.
Mason specifically.
Yeah.
Because I, at Wikipedia Brown.
No, just let James know.
Okay, cool.
So I guess that's it for reboots and stuff.
Unless there's any more.
Oh, well, that's not it for reboots.
No, that was.
There's more reboots.
No doubt.
We'll come back to this at some point, I'm sure.
I say that about every topic and sometimes we do.
Yeah.
Thank you for the idea, though, the listener suggestion to that guy you mentioned.
Absolutely.
So, yeah, really appreciate it. I guess, well, what are we reading now, right? Oh, yeah. Theme song. for the idea though the listener suggestion to that guy you mentioned absolutely so yeah
really appreciate it
I guess
well what are we reading now
right
oh yeah
theme song
I'm doing the theme
what are we reading
today
do you want me to kick it off
or do you just want to kick it off
no you kick it off
sure
well I'll be
I like Jeff Lemire
I mentioned that before
he also wrote
Animal Man I I believe.
Or he did Swamp Thing.
I can't remember.
Or both.
Irrelevant.
He's great, and I enjoy his artworks and his writing style.
He did this comic called Underwater Welder.
I think he distributed it through DC, and it's not like a superhero kind of comic.
It's about a man who lives in a small town, and his wife's just about to have a baby.
And he's an underwater welder, that's what he does
for a job, and his
father disappeared when he was a boy
and he's got this new kid on the way but he's drawn
more into the mystery
and like the kind of weird kind of
Twilight Zone-ish kind of
he wants to find out what happened to his father
basically and he's more focused on his past than he is in the present
and whatever. It's like a slow build and whatever, there's not like a big action moment, it his father, basically. And he's more focused on his past than he is in the present and whatever.
It's like a slow build and whatever.
There's not a big action moment.
There's not a splash page of Superman buzzcutting someone with a bowl cut or whatever.
But it's really, really good.
It also has an introduction by Damon Lindelof.
Sure, I've lost.
But do not let that discourage you. So, yeah. Does the introduction
raise a lot of questions and never answer them?
He says
something like he's incredibly talented,
Jeff Lemire, and I'm jealous
of his ideas and skills or whatever.
Which is fair, because I think
Jeff Lemire's great.
Everything I've read of his, I really
really enjoy. Like, Sweet Tooth's great, and
there's another one, the sci-fi one he did recently, which is really good as well.
So, yeah.
I also watched The Inbetweeners 2, which is a British comedy.
Sure, yeah.
Do they go down under?
They do.
Because that happens in a sequel every time.
Apparently so.
And it's okay.
Fantastic.
Good man.
What about you?
Well, I'm going to read The Multiversity.
Have you heard about that?
Yeah, somebody emailed in about that as well yeah it's um it's grant morrison yeah and it is uh it's it's
a series of it's it's going to be a nine issue mini series but they're all going to be issue ones
okay and they're all going to be set in different parallel parallel universes in the dc sort of 52
universe multiverse so the first uh issue which i'm I've got here and I'm going to read, ASAP, is set in a world
where Calvin Ellis is the president.
He's a black man, but he's also Superman of that reality.
Okay, cool.
So he's the president and he's African American and he's Superman.
Or he's a new character.
Okay, yeah.
Calvin Ellis.
And he's been described as Muhammad Ali meets Barack Obama. Okay. And he's the uh and he's he's been described as muhammad ali uh meets barack
obama okay and he's and he's the president and he's superman sure and there's gonna be you know
and the sort of each is usually number one it's gonna you know showcase this each each one's
gonna showcase in the universe uh and it looks super exciting and one of them looks like it's going to feature
Captain Carrot
and his amazing zoo crew.
The funny animal universe
is back, everyone.
I'm super excited.
I brought up the email.
Noah Olberding,
who's written before,
great bloke,
he recommends it
and he even says,
however, my favourite part
was the inclusion of
Captain Carrot
and the zoo crew,
a character I was unaware of
until I listened to your podcast
and heard Mason talk about him.
There you go.
You've thrown something
into the universe, Mason,
and it's come true.
So good for you.
All right.
Well, that sounds great.
Well, I've had a few people
recommend that now,
including you,
so I guess I'll take it seriously.
Take it seriously, mate.
Thank you, Noah.
You have to take comic books seriously.
Definitely.
That's what I've always said.
That's it.
I've also got one here
from Anthony S.
He's the official friend of the show.
He says, I recommend The Squidler by Ben...
The Squidler.
The Squidler.
He's the Riddler, but he's also a squid.
I recommend The Squidler by Ben Templesmith.
It's a post-apocalyptic world controlled by giant squids.
In question mark hats.
No.
I also got two people from work into listening to your podcast.
Most importantly, one of them is a girl
so yeah you're welcome
yes
we got one
we got a few
we got Courtney Heck
she's great
absolutely
yeah yeah
that's great
thank you for the recommendation
and for
recommending
a comic
read
about squids
which we love
and getting listeners
because that's how we say
that's the main way
we would love people to support the show, isn't it?
Absolutely.
Also sweet cash.
That's right.
No, but yeah, like tell a friend.
It's a wheelbarrow full of money.
Yes, yes.
If you guys could tell a friend, that would be great.
Fantastic.
Speaking of people who support the show, Mason.
Oh, I'm ready.
Aaron, wark?
W-A-R-K.
Like wark.
Yeah, like wark.
Like, I'm going for a wark with my dog. Like a cartoon duck would say. Wark W-A-R-K like Wark yeah like Wark like I'm going for a Wark
with my dog
like a cartoon duck
would say
Wark
you know
sure
he donated 30 bucks
to the show
through our band camp
I know
so he said
keep up the great work
and hope this money
goes towards
grabbing dem gems
you know it
it will
boy will it
so yeah
thank you very much
Aaron
for the cashola
yeah
absolutely for those who don't know if you go to theweeklyplanet.bandcamp.com so yeah thank you very much Aaron for the cashola yeah absolutely
for those who don't know
if you go to
theweeklyplanet.bandcamp.com
you can
listen to
a series of
dumb audio commentaries
we've done over
about a couple of films
and if you want to pay for that
you can
but if you want to listen to free
do that also
exactly
and we're going to do that
we wouldn't pay to listen to us for free
I have to do it for at least
an hour a week
we're going to do the we just told you what aren't we definitely we've we've locked it in we've locked
it in that'll be in the next couple weeks time for some letters mason i'm ready got a few got a
lot of good ones this week as well i've condemned i've decided i think i'm going to condense it to
three each week okay cool it's hard to do though so you're gonna rise to the top people can we
just say can only three people email because that would just make it easier for me. Just arrange it amongst yourselves.
I wouldn't feel as bad about myself.
Just set up a little web list amongst yourselves.
Then you put your hand up.
Three people can do it a month.
A week, rather.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, this is from Liam M.
I'm ready.
Hey, guys.
Thanks for the epic podcast again.
You're welks.
Just thought you would like to know.
Did you just say you're welks?
No, I did.
Is that a thing people say? Have you invented that? Absolutely. You cut down words. Just thought you would like to know... Did you just say you're welks? You know I did. Is that a thing people say?
Have you invented that?
Absolutely.
You cut down words.
Or as I say, were.
Nice.
I say wark.
Just thought you would like to know that I saw Guardians of the Galaxy with my dad during
the week.
Take your dad to the Cinnabon Cinema, everybody.
Yeah, do that.
That's great.
After making him sit through the credits and see the after credits scene, I noticed he
half remembered how the duck.
I then attempted to tell him the story
you remember ducks
it's like I remember ducks son
he's like what
yeah
I then attempted
to tell him the story
about the marvel
how the duck mix up
with the two comics
and then he just says
I don't think I'll be seeing
a comic book movie
with him for a while
bad move
you can't explain
that kind of stuff
to your dad
yeah yeah
I barely understand it myself
yeah yeah
I said those words that's it I yeah my dad. Yeah, yeah. I barely understand it myself. Yeah, yeah. When I said those words.
That's it.
Yeah, my dad would not have any interest in that at all.
But yeah, good on him for trying.
Absolutely.
Get him to listen to this show.
Yes.
He'll hate you forever.
Yeah.
You're out of that will.
So yeah, that's pretty funny.
Thank you, Liam.
This is from Chase M.
This is important, this one.
I'm ready.
Okay.
Well, they're all important.
Absolutely. This is the most important. Even the ones we don't read out on the show are important. Yes,'m ready. Okay. Well, they're all important. Absolutely, yeah.
This is the most important.
Even the ones we don't read out on the show are important.
Yes, that's right.
I mean, they're less important.
Certainly.
No, they're not less important.
They just came in at times of the week.
We weren't checking the email.
That's exactly it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a very in-depth fan theory of how G.I. Joe the movie...
I'm listening.
They should reboot that.
Oh, not.
Just leave that forever.
Yeah.
Or do a Transformers G.I. Joe.
Who cares? Whatever. I have a very in- Or do a Transformers G.I. Joe. Who cares?
Whatever.
I have a very in-depth fan theory on how G.I. Joe movie and She's the Man take place in the same universe.
Have you seen She's the Man?
Is that the one with Amanda Bynes?
Yes.
And she dresses up as a boy?
It should be called She's the Boy.
Yeah, it should, yeah.
Or is it Boys Don't Cry with Hilary Swank?
Let's put them all in the same universe.
Let's see how this theory works out.
I think we can smoosh it in.
Okay, Channing Tatum.
He's in both of those movies.
You know he's in JoJo, but he's also in She's the Man.
Okay.
His character has the same name in both movies.
Without thinking about it logically and trying to come up...
First and last names, or we don't know?
I don't know.
We should check that this week.
Without thinking about it logically or trying to come up with any legitimate reason why
it could be true.
We wouldn't.
Is it the best or worst fan theory ever?
If best, can I be the official amazing fan theory guy of the podcast?
Or worst, can I be the official idiot American of the podcast?
Or can I just be both?
I think it's pretty great that he's made that connection.
Or Chase.
I think that's pretty amazing, yeah.
Chase can be a boy or a girl can't it?
I have a friend, you remember my friend?
Chase Halfpenny, one of your made up friends
He's not made up
I went to primary school with him
and then he disappeared off the face of the earth
He's not even on Facebook
Probably a treasure hunter now
Yeah, but he's real
Okay, fine
I think that's great So I'm going to say best, what do you think? treasure hunter now. Yeah. But he's real. Okay, fine.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I think that's great.
So, I'm going to say best.
What do you think?
I'm going to say best theory.
And you can have both those.
Yeah, sure.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
That's right.
Annoying Americans.
One of you has claimed the throne.
Anyway, sorry to waste your time.
Don't worry.
You haven't.
Not at all.
I'm now looking at the Wikipedia for Boys Don't Cry, the film,
and I'm trying to find a link
between all three.
Look, I'll do it next week.
Sure.
Yeah.
Weren't you going to build a comic book character every week?
No.
Yes.
I'll do it next week.
I'm really tired, alright?
Don't put that on me.
You came up with the Squidler.
Yeah, I did.
Okay, good point.
That could be the villain of whoever... Yep. Whatever comic book world.
Oh.
Alright.
Last email.
I'm ready.
And this leads us into next week.
Okay.
Ooh.
He just says, shut up.
For real.
No.
This is from Luke.
Brackets fan of the show.
Did we get one of them?
Wasn't Liam in the fan of the show?
Doesn't matter.
So I've realised you guys haven't done any DC Warner Brothers live action based episodes.
I'd recommend a Batman retrospective, just an idea
from Luke, that's a really good point
we haven't, the only reason we haven't really
is because we try to
roughly tie these movies in
these podcasts into movies or events
that are happening, usually movie
related, and there's not been
a decent movie since Man of Steel
so I was kind of
like holding off until something comes out.
But that's still going to be like two years.
Right, yeah.
So we've got to do something.
So I thought maybe next week we could do maybe like best Batman moments.
Okay, sure.
From just anything.
Any media.
Any media.
I can do this.
Absolutely.
Let's do it now.
Not now.
I'm tired.
Bring a 10-year-old kid in here and I'll crush that kid with Batman moments.
But yeah, I think though, we haven't done this before and I'd like to do this more often.
Listeners, email in or go to the Reddit, which we haven't signed up for, but we will.
I'm going to do it tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I've got the day off tomorrow.
Okay, cool.
I don't, so I won't.
Okay, great.
But I might.
Fantastic.
There's also an AMA on there, which we're going to take part in as well.
Email in or tweet us or go to the Reddit and just your best Batman moments.
Keep them brief so we can go through as many as we can.
And yeah, I think we should do that next week.
That sounds really good.
Yeah.
And maybe we'll even prepare something.
Maybe.
Don't worry about it.
Forget it.
It sounds a lot like work. It sure does. I might have stuff on. Maybe. Don't worry about it. Forget it. It sounds like a lot like work.
It sure does.
I might have stuff on.
I might just want to sleep forever.
So yeah, thank you Luke for bringing that to our attention.
It's fantastic.
It's a really good idea.
Love it.
That's the show for this week, Mason.
We did it again.
We did it.
We didn't die.
No.
Or did we?
Were we in purgatory?
I don't know.
Probably.
Yeah.
Thanks to the brute the basilisk
for this thing
we love them
we bloody love them
I did a video on
overrated
oh sorry
underrated comic book movies
it's on YouTube
check it out
I only did five
and I got a lot of people like
I can't believe you didn't
include this or whatever
and there's
I could believe you didn't
include that
do you think the Watchmen
is underrated
because I really like the Watchmen
and it did well I think it's rated yeah I know a lot of people don't like it didn't include that. Do you think the Watchmen is underrated? Because I really like the Watchmen. I think it's quite rated.
And it did well.
I think it's rated.
Yeah.
I know a lot of people don't like it.
But if I do another one, I'll probably just include it for the hell of it.
Yeah, yeah.
But there's a few good ones in there that I quite like.
So, Mason, you should check it out.
I'll check it out.
No, you won't.
I might.
Don't tell me what I'll do.
If my YouTube channel doesn't pull down again.
Yeah, correct.
For whatever reason.
So, yeah.
If they want to reach out to us
Mason they can
can't they?
They can.
Weekly Planet
Pod at Twitter
Gmail Facebook
and Weekly Planet
Podcast on Reddit.
Oh yeah.
So yeah.
Slash Weekly Planet
Podcast.
Yes.
Yeah.
Mine is Mr.
Sunday Movies.
And mine is
at Wikipedia Brown
that's our Twitter
handles.
Absolutely.
And YouTube channel
for now.
Great.
Yeah.
I think that's
we thank everybody
because sometimes we forget
to thank stuff
or do things
thanks to our listeners
for listening
yes
we really appreciate it
we like it don't we
we do like it
we'd be just two idiots
yeah
I mean we are that
yeah
but to be fair
we pretty much did this before
just for no one
right
yeah
like this is
yeah
just for just for partners who right this is yeah just for
just for partners
who weren't listening
yeah
turned away
yeah like the time
we invented the
ford harrison ford
millennium falcon ford
oh yeah
that was for no one
for no one at all
just us
we'll explain that
one day i guess
yeah
if anybody gives a shit
um yeah
see you guys next week
see you guys
grab dat gem
you know it
bye
bye