The Weekly Planet - 50 Best Batman Moments
Episode Date: September 8, 2014On our monumental fiftieth episode we discuss The Rock's new roll for DC, Terminator sequels galore, a Supergirl TV series and more!Plus we share our (and your) greatest Batman moments. Hosted on Acas...t. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Weekly Planet, the official podcast
of ComicBookMovie.com.
My name is James, editor at that website.
With me as always is my co-host, Nicholas Mason.
Hi, I don't have a fun personal story to share to kick off the show, but what have you got?
It's Father's Day.
Uh-huh, sure is.
That's it.
No.
Okay, good.
Okay, this is for all the fathers out there, and I'd like to know whether this is true or not.
We are not fathers.
That we know about.
No, we're definitely not.
We're very careful.
There's no way.
Yeah, there's no way.
But, yeah, my brother said the perfect gift.
The perfect...
My brother's a father.
You know that, my older brother.
He's got two kids.
The perfect gift for a father
that he knows about
he was not as careful
not as much
anyway
what did you call him
the golden bullet
he knocked her up
straight away
didn't he
yeah
right to the heart of it
alright so
the perfect father's day
gift is
the heart
that's not where it happens
what
doesn't matter
see that's why
I haven't gotten anyone pregnant
oh good
okay but uh
but perfect father's day gift is when you wake up, your wife has taken your kids away and you just sleep through.
Right.
So the Perfect Father's Day gift is just to be left alone in the morning for most of the day.
Because normally, I remember when I was a kid, my dad's Father's Day consisted of me and my brothers running into the room really early and, like, jumping on him and then, like, giving him gifts he didn't want.
Yeah.
And then one of them was, like, chocolates.
And then we just ate all the chocolates.
Sure.
And then we just run out.
Like, that was...
That's not a gift.
Two minutes in and out.
Great.
Yeah.
And you've ruined his day.
That's right.
So, yeah.
It's pretty great.
Happy Father's Day, everybody.
Absolutely.
Who's a father
to all the fathers
out there
yeah
that they know
oh sorry
I'll stop doing that
straight into the news
Mason
straight into the news
okay so
how confident are you
in the Terminator
Genesis Terminator
reboot
not confident at all
well
Paramount Pictures
are way more confident
than you
what does that mean
because they have
already greenlit sequels
for May 2017
and June 2018
so I think the one
next one's coming
the one's coming next year
uh huh
then there's a year gap
where we can rest up
from that amazing
Terminator journey
catch our breath
reboot reimagining
play with all the action figures
yep
for a year
and then
they're shooting another two
back to back
so straight into it
no word on the director.
Alan Taylor, as we know, is doing the Genesys.
That's S-Y-S.
You remember?
Sure, I remember.
At length.
Yeah.
So yeah, I guess that's a good sign sometimes.
Is it, though?
I mean, is it a good sign or is it they've just gone,
okay, well, here's the projections of the ticket sales.
Yep.
We can shoot out three of these before we start losing money again.
Maybe they've just looked at Terminators 1, 2, and 3, and whatever the fourth one was.
Salvation.
Thank you.
And they've just gone, look, if we just put enough money at this, we'll get X amount of
money back, and then it'll just be straight to DVD, so we'll stop there.
Sure.
We'll wait again.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is this is going to be a disaster, and it's going to be garbage.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I think it remains to be seen. Because it's Alan Taylor, garbage. I don't know, man. I don't know.
I think it remains to be seen.
Because it's Alan Taylor, as we're talking about, who did Thor, The Dark World.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Thor, The Dark World.
And then he's done Game of Thrones.
He's got a good cast.
All right.
Arnold's back as old Terminator.
Love it.
So, yeah.
I don't know, man.
We'll see how we go.
Okay.
Yep.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Next up.
Okay, great.
We've just seen a first, look at the vision.
We have.
Concept art, where there's a big dickhead standing in front of the concept art.
Just ruining the concept art.
Ruining the concept art.
He could have at least done two photos.
I know.
One, here's me being a dickhead in front of the concept art.
Here's me not molesting the concept art.
So you can enjoy the concept art.
Exactly.
Bearing in mind, I'm the dickhead that got the first look at the concept art.
I get the credit.
But here it is, so you can look at it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What a joke.
What we're saying is, if you know who this guy is, let us know and we'll get him.
Get him real good.
But we do.
At least he didn't obscure the vision.
It looks like he is standing in front of Quicksilver, though, or someone else.
Have you noticed, though, you've got Iron Man right up front, followed by Captain America.
And way in the back, even behind the vision vision and the guy standing in front of the concept art
is thor like he's just been like is thor going out of favor i'm gonna say yes okay yeah also
have you noticed that the avengers tower is right behind them are they all falling to their deaths
the ones that can't fly yes definitely okay good yeah because they're way up the way up high so what do you
think of the look it's pretty much it's standard vision stuff yeah yeah it's fine yeah yeah nice
is it a good vision for the character uh that i know about nice saved it at the end
that looks fine yeah it looks good it'll be interesting because he's it'll be interesting
to see how that red face looks in motion yeah like will it look ridiculous i think that because they were tossing up whether to do helmet or painted face or cgi or whatever so
it's hard to say from that just that so there you go on board they've thus far made everything else
look mostly not ridiculous so yep i agree with that even thanos not ridiculous even captain
america's outfit in the avengers correct. A little bit ridiculous. Yeah, a little bit ridiculous. Base, helmet, yeah, okay, yeah.
Alright, cool.
After months of speculation, I would even say years of speculation,
of who The Rock will play in a DC movie.
Oh, it's been finally revealed.
Revealed.
Black Adam.
He's playing Black Adam.
There you go, okay.
Yeah.
As we predicted, or possibly didn't predict.
You have to go back and check.
Yeah.
Was either that or Shazam.
Would you prefer him as Shazam or Black Adam?
No, Black Adam.
He looks more like Black Adam. Sure. I think he would have made a good Shazam, though, as well. Yeah, yeah was either that or Shazam. Would you prefer him as Shazam or Black Adam? Black Adam, he looks more like Black Adam.
Sure.
I think he would have made a good Shazam, though, as well.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Because he's kid-friendly, you know?
But apparently in the comics at the moment,
Black Adam is more of an anti-hero
than he used to be, just a flat-out villain.
Yeah.
And now he's so...
I guess they must be doing that version of him in the film.
Because The Rock can't be a bad guy.
No, that's right.
So that leaves a space for...
Except for Doom.
Yeah.
That happened, yeah.
That leaves open the question, who's going to be Captain Marvel?
That does, yeah, exactly.
Because who is The Rock big?
No one.
But a good guy.
Or a good actor.
Like a clean-cut American boy, whatever kind of thing.
Not that The Rock isn't.
Yeah. But Captain Marvel's got a certain look. Like a clean-cut American boy, whatever kind of thing. Not that The Rock isn't. Yeah.
But Captain Marvel's got a certain look.
He does.
I think they're probably going to go a smaller kind of...
They'd have to go a smaller person.
I got a text from somebody ten seconds ago,
and I wouldn't normally break the fourth wall here,
but it's from a friend of mine.
It says,
Happy Father's Day, Nick Mason.
I know your secret.
So...
Great. That's pretty great. Great. I know your secret.
Great.
That's pretty great.
Great.
I'm going to look forward to a couple of bloody bundles of joy busting on me next year in the morning and ruining my fun.
So, yeah.
Chase M wrote it, actually.
And he said, he thinks it'd be better if Billy Batson was played by The Rock
and it was just The Rock running around on his knees.
Absolutely, yeah.
In a high-pitched voice in kids' clothes.
He's got a little hat with a propeller on top.
Yeah, absolutely.
So I thought that was pretty funny.
And the transformation sequence, he yells Shazam.
And there's like a flickering light behind him.
And he just stands up off his knees.
Like kind of awkwardly. He's like a flickering light behind him and he just stands up off his knees. Like kind of awkwardly, like maybe...
Just like...
Yeah, maybe like a grip walks in on frame and just holds and he just struggles up slowly.
That'd be great.
That would be amazing.
I'm all for it.
Because Black Adam is Egyptian-ish, isn't he?
Yes.
And the Rock's vague where he's from.
He's got a vague ethnicity.
Yeah, he could be anyone.
He works in a lot of ways.
Yeah, he is.
Good on ya.
Clean-cut American or Egyptian.
He can go anywhere in between that.
Absolutely.
That's fine.
Okay.
You familiar with Matt Nabel?
No.
He was in the Riddick movie, the latest one.
Was he Riddick?
He was Riddick's friend, Biddick.
No, he was.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm hungover again, by the way.
Just so everybody knows.
And we're doing this one early.
That's fine.
It is what it is.
No, he played...
Do you remember in the first movie?
Spoiler alert for...
Pitch Black.
Pitch Black.
There was that guy who was the drug addict who Riddick ends up killing.
And then it's his father who comes after Riddick in the newest one.
And he's one of the only guys to survive.
It's that guy. It's that... Where he's one of the only guys to survive. It's that guy.
It's that, well, is, yeah.
Where is this going?
He.
I'm sick to death.
It's early in the morning.
I'm sick to death of trying to find links here.
I can't remember what he looks like.
I can't remember whose dad is who.
Did this guy's dad get bloody,
did this drug addict show up really early in the morning
who's like, hey, dad,
I got you these drugs.
Actually, I'm going to take the drugs and run out
he is this well basically matt nabel who is this guy is playing raz al ghul or ray shall go in
arrow you know liam neeson was all for it yeah yeah but he had already been filmed
so yeah he's an australian actor i think he's a good he's a good choice he's good in riddick
as you remember sure so it. Certainly a memorable performance.
A career-defining performance.
Yeah, yeah.
Is he somehow in the new Mad Max film as well?
Probably.
Did all Australian actors get a big part in that?
Every Australian actor.
Every Australian actor.
Even the dead ones.
Toni Collette.
Is she?
I don't know.
That's great.
I like Toni Collette.
That we know about.
Sorry.
I promised it'd be the last one, but it wasn't.
So yeah, I'm cool with that. I mean, I haven't seen a hell'd be the last one, but it wasn't.
So, yeah, I'm cool with that.
I mean, I haven't seen a hell of a lot of him, but what I've seen, I like him.
He's got an Australian accent, which is just great.
Fantastic.
So, yeah.
All right, moving right along.
Remember how we talked about Supergirl last week?
Yes.
And then I made that video about Supergirl.
Did you see that one?
I did see that video.
Yeah, I liked that one.
It's refreshing to learn what I said on the podcast later on.
Yes, that's right. apparently a supergirl series may actually be in development tv series tv series because you
can't give a female superhero a movie how dare we even think that for a second yeah but it's not
going to be the cw apparently who do arrow and the flash do everything else yeah uh now they're
considering several several ways to to go about this,
but it will be a new interpretation
and it won't be called Supergirl.
Okay.
It will be called like Kandor or something like that.
Oh, it will be, that's true, yeah.
Is she from Kandor or something?
No, she's from Krypton.
Yeah, yeah.
But what didn't she...
No.
In the movie, where did she come from?
She came from Kandor, didn't she? In that terrible movie.
Witches.
I don't know.
It's been a long time.
Yeah, so...
That's great, I guess.
Great.
So it'll be another Smallville.
Who's getting it?
Not the CW.
Not the CW.
Somebody else.
Just not...
They've just put a blanket rule down.
Anyone can have it.
First TV station to put their hands up can have it,
as long as it's not the CW.
Yeah.
So there you go.
I think they've sort of perfected flying,
CGI flying in TV, haven't they?
Sure.
But I mean, whether she gets the budget for that or not
is the question.
But they'd have to, right?
Yeah.
You'd have to make her fly,
because that would be dumb.
Like Smallville.
Like Smallville for 10 years.
He did fly in Smallville eventually, didn't he?
Well, what happened in Smallville, he had the ability to fly from season three.
But he couldn't stand to fly, because he ain't got no wings.
There you go.
But he never had the confidence or the knowledge, the trigger in his mind to do it.
But, like, sometimes a bad guy would take over his mind.
Yeah.
He could fly for some reason.
And then the bad guy, you know, the spirit of the bad guy would be blasting out of his mind or whatever.
And he'd be like, well, I know definitively that I can fly.
But why would I bother thinking about it?
You know?
Some bad credits.
Some bad stuff.
Yeah. What a great show. uh okay last bit of news i think it's one of those situations as well where we said something and then something happened related
to that thing right the universe is connected it's definitely a thing yes that happened um
x-men apocalypse starts shooting in montreal next april is that related to something we said? Nope. Great.
But I just thought, you know, it started.
That was related to the Supergirl thing.
We mentioned Supergirl and
blah-de-blah. So yeah.
That's great. Good on them. Same director,
same writers, same
cast with some new additions.
There's going to be like a young Nightcrawler apparently
in Gambit, obviously with Channing Tatum
and etc, etc.
I hope there's a scene where it's just Nightcrawler in a tattoo parlor and he's just going through like books.
Like, do I want this one?
Do I want this one?
No, I don't like that.
Is it religiously enough?
Yeah.
Don't like it.
Don't like it.
We have this religious book.
Oh, montage.
Tattoo montage. Tattoo montage.
Tattoo montage.
Yeah, well, Mason.
Yes?
We mentioned last week,
we said, look,
we're going to do...
We said, look!
Listen, idiots!
No, we said,
we're going to talk about Batman
and the best Batman moments
because we hadn't done a...
We certainly haven't talked
about Batman a lot.
No, it's weird.
But this is our 50th episode
after all,
and Batman is probably one of the most iconic comic book characters.
I thought you were going to put your foot down and go,
and Batman is 50 years old today.
Would you say he's the greatest father in comic books?
Oh, I see.
That's the way to do it.
I meant to do it like that.
I did it wrong because I even wrote that down.
Is he the greatest?
He's probably the worst father.
Well, he got his son killed.
And he didn't know he existed for a lot of the time.
He's had a lot of his surrogate children killed as well.
True.
Several Robins.
But he's the best father.
Like, more than two.
But he's the best father in the sense that he's lived to gather more children.
No.
That's a bad justification.
He is a father. How about that? Father's Day. He's a bad justification. He is a father.
How about that?
Father's Day.
He's 50 years old.
It's our 50th episode.
Is Damien Wayne back from the dead in Batman again?
Or is he...
In Batman again.
No, in the current Batman comics.
Damien Wayne.
Is he alive?
I don't think he's alive yet.
I might be wrong, though.
I'm not up to date on that.
Okay.
I think there's been some stories that
hint around it
or maybe they're
set in another universe
or set in a different time.
Okay, so currently
he's a bad father
because his son's dead.
Yes.
But when his son
is revealed to have
not died at all
but there was some
sort of switcheroo
then he'll be a great father again.
That's right.
Exactly.
Anyway, basically
we decided we'd just
talk about Batman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At the best Batman moments.
We've got a whole lot of listeners writing as well.
So I thought maybe we'll go through our moments.
Uh-huh.
And then we'll go through the listeners.
That's right, everyone.
It's another episode of James and Mason list a whole bunch of things.
Will there be context?
Who knows?
Maybe.
Probably not.
Do you want to kick it off?
Do you want to do it chronologically?
Oh, I can't do it. I haven't written it in chronologically. But we can. Yeah, sure. I to do it chronologically? Well, I can't do it.
I haven't written it down chronologically, but we can.
Yeah, sure.
I'll do whatever.
No, let's not do that.
Okay.
All right, let's kick it off.
I can start chronologically.
Okay, go ahead.
In the original Batman comics, he just murdered a bunch of people.
Is that an iconic moment, though?
Yes.
There's one moment in particular where there's a guy, like a monster, who'd mutated and he hangs in from the bat plane with a rope and just flies around until the guy chokes to death and he's like, he would have wanted it this way. This is better.
I can't wait to be a father sometime.
Tie it in.
Yeah, absolutely. He used to carry a gun and punch people into acid and all sorts of stuff. Just like the Tim Burton version.
Okay, so are we going to say iconic moments of Batman
killing a whole bunch of people?
Let's talk about all the times
Batman killed people.
Well, look, I'm currently
doing a video on that.
I'm like halfway through it.
I'm doing like top five moments.
Am I telling you about this?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, and I can't do just five.
It's hard to win it down to just five, isn't it?
Because he's killed a lot of people.
So, you know, I don't want to step on that.
I mean, some of them are out of continuity.
Yeah.
But there's a lot of them that are in continuity, you know?
And a lot of them, they're kind of like...
Yeah, yeah.
What are they called?
Like, no, no, he didn't murder them.
Like, one I didn't include was the one where he locks that Russian guy...
The KGB.
The KGB guy in an underground bunker.
And just leaves him to die.
Yeah.
And he's like, sometimes the ends justify the means or whatever.
Yeah.
Sometimes you gotta blah, blah, blah, justice something, blah, blah.
And then he just leaves.
But yeah, they later read, because they wanted the KGB's back.
Yeah.
So they later read Condor and be like, I actually called the cops.
Yeah.
And the cops collected him or whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, despite the fact that he said he won't be a problem anymore because I've left him
to his death.
Or whatever he said he won't be a problem anymore because I've left him to his death. Or whatever he said.
Batman has also killed a lot of people in garbage dumps.
Oh, you mean like piles of cars fall on them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of, like, Batman kills a lot of people with mitigating circumstances where, like, morally he could sort of get away with.
Yeah.
But, I mean, it's always like he punches the guy,
the guy falls into a stack of cars,
the cars crush the guy.
Yeah, and Batman's like...
You're Batman.
Yeah.
You could have punched him in a different...
Like, you know that that stack of cars...
You've seen stacks of cars before.
Yes.
You trained with an expert in stacking cars.
That's right.
In Tibet.
And then you know that if you hit that guy
into the stack of cars, it'll crush him.
Yeah. So hit him so he goes in another direction. In another direction, yeah. Also, there's that bit in Batman Begins bets and then you'd know that if you hit that guy into the stack of cars it'll crush him yeah so hit
him so he goes another direction another direction yeah also there's that bit in batman begins where
he's like i'm not gonna kill you but i don't have to save you no you kind of do you do because that's
what you're about you had the opportunity to do that and you didn't so you're a murderer there's
also that bit in batman begins where he won't kill that one criminal in the monastery.
Yeah.
So he just kills everybody else instead.
Yep.
He kills Ra's al Ghul.
He kills about 50 ninjas.
Yep.
And he nearly kills Liam Neeson.
But then he does kill Liam Neeson at the end anyway.
Right, yes.
So...
And then...
Yeah, exactly.
What else do we hate about Batman?
And that guy...
And the guy he refuses to kill was a bad guy, right?
Yeah, that's right.
They explicitly say that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
Great stuff, Batman.
Weird code, Batman.
It is a weird code.
Also, you'll kill Darkseid.
Yeah, you kill Darkseid.
Yeah, that's right.
I mean, Darkseid came back, obviously, as everybody does.
Yeah, uh-huh.
But, yeah, and with a gun.
He broke two rules. Was it the gun that killed his
parents it couldn't have been i don't think so that would have been pretty messed up yeah
yeah he has he has that gun does he i don't know he probably would yeah but he does know how to
shoot guns and dismantle guns and all that doesn't he like he's a he's a weapons expert he just
doesn't use them well well he Well, he really wants to.
There's also that bit in the first episode of the Future Batman show, Future Batman.
Yep.
Where the reason he retires is he's getting beaten by thugs.
And he has to, the only way he can stop himself from being killed is he pulls a gun on one of them.
Right, right, right.
Because he has like this sort of chest pain kind of thing.
Right, right, right. And that's why he hangs of chest pain kind of thing. Right, right, right.
And that's why he hangs up the boots, the bat boots.
The bat boots and the bat gun.
And the bat gun.
You've had a lot of use, old Bessie.
But I'll put you away for now.
We had some good times.
I'll wait a couple more for the road.
But he used to carry a gun as well.
Like in the very early incarnations.
He was just a guy in a bat suit who used to shoot and murder people. Well, yeah, because sort of the mystery men of the 20s and 30s, like the Shadow and whatnot.
Yeah, they love using a gun.
The Phantom?
What else are you going to do?
Yeah.
And I think back in the day, because the Joker died as well.
Like the Joker in his earliest appearance he died but then
i think they he was bill finger who who illustrated it at the time was forced to add an extra panel
where he recovered in hospital or he had some final words something like that because i think
at the time it was seen like if you had a character like batman and he let the villains live he was
weak so he had to kill everybody and then they were like actually we kind of like the joker so
we'll bring him back yeah yeah and that interesting early batman though he's not really batman is he
like no no he's a lunatic with a gun yeah yeah and now he's a lunatic without a gun sometimes
yeah all right you got another iconic batman moment well there's a there's a lot in the movies
yeah i know some you hate sure and if we we're talking about Batman killing a lot of people.
There's a lot of killing in Batman 1989.
There is.
And Batman Returns.
Yes.
And Batman Forever.
Yep.
Anyway, so I go on.
One's a lot.
I'm going to say, because one of the most, if you'd say what's the most iconic scene
in, what do people remember of Batman?
I think it's the opening scene on the rooftop in the 1989 Batman.
Yeah. Where he lifts the thug, like, scene on the rooftop in the 1989 Batman. Yeah.
Where he lifts the thug, like, two feet off the ground.
Yeah.
And the guy's like, what are you?
And he's like, I'm Batman.
Yeah, that is absolutely iconic.
Exactly.
There's 10,000 parodies.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's so many in there.
There's the scene where the Joker, Jack Napier in that film, but he goes to a surgeon to get his face put back together after Batman deflects that bullet into his head, if you recall.
And then into acid.
Yeah, and there's that scene where he demands the mirror.
That's iconic, right?
Absolutely it is.
Definitely.
And that was parodied in The Simpsons.
Why do you hate this film so much?
I don't hate it.
I just think it's...
No, it's great, but it's not really a good Batman movie.
That's what I'm saying.
Alright.
You're wrong, but I understand.
My favourite scene in that movie is the scene where Michael Keaton's
Let's Get Nutsy.
Yes!
I'll probably put a clip of that in here.
That is madness.
You know what happened to this guy, Jack?
What?
Made mistakes.
And then he had a now you wanna get nuts
come on
let's get nuts
it's insane
he's just casually telling this story
and then he's just
then he smashes the fastener
the umbrella or something
there's actually
if you read the junior novelization, as I do...
Alan Dean Foster.
Yeah.
There's an additional scene after that...
Yeah.
...where the Joker leaves that apartment,
and Michael Keaton, Bruce Wayne,
like, he doesn't have his bat equipment,
but he puts on, like, a ski mask,
and he goes...
He chases them down the street.
Like, there's, like, a car chase scene,
and he...
But it's...
And they don't realise that it's him,
even though he's in the same suit.
He's in that same weird
taupe-coloured double-breasted suit
from the 80s, yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah, look, that is a...
I like that movie, I do.
I just...
I think it's...
Yeah, it is what it is.
Uh-huh.
The same way that Batman 66 is what it is.
A lot of people wrote in
with some Batman 66 moments.
Yep, okay.
The most iconic ones, probably the shark.
Batman and Joker go surfing.
Yes, that's a good one.
Surfing competition, yeah.
Yeah, what is that?
What's going on there?
Ah, you know what?
I can't remember.
Me neither.
I can picture it very clearly,
but I don't know the context.
It may or may not involve them both running for mayor,
and they have to decide who's the best
via a surfing competition, but maybe those are separate episodes.
Sure.
But yeah, you're right.
Shark.
Shark repellent.
Okay.
Yep.
That is the best.
That is like, even though that's...
Shark repellent bat spray.
It's so goofy, that show.
Yep.
But deep down, whatever, it's very Batman in the way that he doesn't kill, he doesn't
use guns.
He's got the same backstory.
All the iconic villains are there.
It's everything, but it's super goofy.
It's pretty much the same Batman.
Yeah.
When I was a kid, I really enjoyed it, and then when I became an angsty teen, as we all
did, I was like, oh, well, it's so dumb, it's such a dumb, it doesn't even make any sense,
but now I'm 100% back on board.
Me too, yeah. As an old man now I'm 100% back on board. Me too, yeah, yeah.
As an old man, I'm 100% back on board.
Because the shark repellent bat spray,
that is from the 66 Batman movie.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of great scenes in that.
My favourite...
Well, there's sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb,
which is...
Which they borrowed in The Dark Knight Rises.
Yeah, I guess that's true's true yeah where he's like okay
he's trying to get rid of the bomb well we could you know he there's like uh there's like cub scouts
like he tries to throw one when there's cub scouts there's ducks and there's like two lovers on the
boat having a romantic there's a big marching band there's a marching band yeah exactly uh my
favorite hang off i'll see if i can find it
because i've got to get the quote right but my favorite part of that film is the logic where
it's it's batman robin commissioner gordon and chief o'hara they're all in the commissioner's
office and they're trying to figure out who was responsible for this for the rubber shark attack
and the the exploding the exploding shark and the the fake yacht and all that sort of stuff.
Yeah.
And they're all trying to...
The 1960s, like, camp Batman logic.
And so they're like, oh, which villains could it be?
And then Batman's like, pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.
And Gordon's like, oh, where there's fish, there could be a penguin.
And then Robin's all like, wait, it happened at sea.
Sea?
Sea for Catwoman!
And it just goes on.
It just goes from there.
Yeah.
It's got all the Batman elements.
His amazing detective skills.
Yeah, he's the world's greatest detective.
But teamwork also.
Also teamwork, yeah.
I remember whether it's in that episode or that movie or something
else where the death of robin no that's something else whereas he was bludgeoned to death with the
crowbar and then blown up in a warehouse yeah that happened in batman 90s i remember that where
they're magnetized to a boy yep is that in the movie that is in the movie and then i think and
there's a missile coming yeah and so he's got he's got a torpor he's got like he reverses the
polarity he's the super polarity thing. But then it's not reversing anymore.
Yeah, he runs out of battery.
And a porpoise.
A porpoise, a brave porpoise, swims into the path of the last torpedo.
Yeah, that definitely happens.
And I love how they play it off like, oh, it sacrificed itself.
Like, but also, the way that he didn't even think, what a great coincidence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, it wasn't even that, it was, what a great coincidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it wasn't even that.
It was, what a hero that porpoise is.
Like, he read this situation.
Well, because that's the thing.
He's the most noble of heroes, Batman.
Yeah.
Well, technically, the porpoise is.
Yeah, that's true.
So, yeah, that's pretty incredible.
I guess, you got any good, like, iconic comic moments?
You mentioned Death of Robin.
Yes, that's certainly one.
Do people know about that?
Like, the general public?
Are they...
Ofe?
Oh, no, you can break it down.
I'm sure there's people who don't know.
No, we kind of just did.
Okay, sure.
Well, basically, there was a poll that wasn't there to see whether...
Because it was the new Robin, which was Tim Drake, who we mentioned before.
Oh, no, no.
Jason Todd.
Jason Todd, sorry.
Yeah.
Redhead, like, arrogant Robin.
And people were very divided on him
because people love Dick Grayson.
And they had a poll to see whether or not
he would live or die.
And you would call the number.
You would call the 1-800 number.
That's it.
Or a 1-900 number.
Cha-ching.
And it was like 51%, 49% or something.
So he just made it.
Right, right.
He just was killed.
But you know what?
They could have fudged the numbers.
We don't know.
So if you read the trade paperback that collects that, at least the version I had, there's
like an editor's note in there.
Yeah.
And it says in there that he had two copies of the issue in his desk drawer.
Okay.
One where he lives and one where he dies.
I don't know if that's true,
but if it is, where is that copy where he lives?
That's a really good question.
I would like to see that.
And I'd say that's probably not true.
I don't reckon it's true.
Because we would have seen it by now.
I reckon they're going to kill him regardless.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
Because it's a non-event.
No one's going to remember the time
that Robin nearly died.
Right, yeah.
Like that hundreds of other times.
That scrape he got into, yeah.
I mean, mean they probably remember
the part where the joker bludgeoned him with a crowbar for like 10 minutes they'd remember that
sure well i'd remember that if it happened to me well people remember the uh you know oracle
like gordon's daughter being shot through the spine or whatever so you know because that was
another brutal kind of moment yeah she didn't she didn't she lived but people remember that i guess
because she was in a wheelchair as well afterwards since then.
But yeah.
What a moment in history.
Correct.
What about the time that Batman and Robin were slowly sinking in caviar?
In Batman 66.
Yeah.
I don't mean to come back to it,
but they just got me thinking about all the times that Batman and Robin nearly died.
And it was every second episode because every,
every second episode was a cliffhanger. Yeah. There. That used to make because every second episode it was a cliffhanger.
That used to make me real tense
when I was a kid.
Oh, wow.
Because the first episode,
there were always two-parters.
I'm like,
oh, this bloody cliffhanger
and I'm going to hate these
because then I have to wait
for the next one.
So, yeah.
But I got here for comic moments.
Yep.
The Dark Knight Returns
is a great book and whatever.
But for me,
I think the best moment
is when
Batman and the Joker
go through the carnival
Oh by the way
spoiler for this
Spoilers for all of this
Sure yeah
If we mention something
and you haven't read it
or seen it
just pause it
download it real quick
Yep
Watch it
Read it
Get back on board
Get onto it
Yeah
Because some of these
I think probably
my number one favourite
and why I've mentioned it
ad nauseum on this podcast
It's just a spoiler If we talk about it it's spoiled so cool
all right and that's my fave so when i mention it yeah just go and read it is it the i'm batman
moment from batman 89 yeah i'm damn it i spoiled it already but yeah it's it's batman going after
the joker for the last time yeah and if you haven't read it or whatever i guess i won't
spoil exactly what happens.
But I think that, like, people remember the Batman-Superman fight from that comic, which is also great.
But for me, that moment between Batman and the Joker is one of their best showdowns.
We can spoil it. We just mentioned spoilers.
Yeah, okay, so Batman is going to kill the Joker and he decides not to at the last minute.
And so the Joker then breaks his own neck.
Yes.
To make it look like the Batman did kill him.
After Batman threw a Batarang into his eye.
Yeah.
I love that.
I've talked about it before.
Like, Batman's just been pushed to the complete limits.
He's just like, I've had enough of this.
Yep.
I've dealt with this for 40 fucking years.
I'm just going to murder this guy.
Yep.
And yeah, it's great.
Speaking of Batman murdering the Joker.
Yes.
And we were talking about the killing joke a second ago.
Yeah.
It is very heavily implied.
I don't know if the killing joke was intended to be in or out of continuity at the time.
Yeah.
Because the final scene of the killing joke does seem to imply that Batman does kill the
Joker right at the end.
Yeah.
Because the Joker tells his famous joke,
the killing joke.
Yeah.
And then Batman finally cracks a smile and he laughs
and then they both have a good old fun laugh in time,
like at the end of a sitcom where everybody laughs
and there's a freeze frame.
Yeah.
But then the Joker's laughter suddenly stops.
Yeah.
With the Batman's hands around his neck.
Yeah.
And it's sort of...
It's implied that he broke his neck.
Yeah.
He loves it.
He loves a bit of that
and that was only kind of
revealed recently-ish
wasn't it
Grant Morrison talked about that
on the Kevin Smith podcast
but that's pretty incredible
if that is true
or not true
yeah
if you ask Alan Moore
he probably won't even remember
or pretend he doesn't remember
well he doesn't
I don't think he
he likes nothing that he's
I don't know if he
just disowns everything he's done
for like DC and Marvel
yeah i think
that's probably it but i he doesn't like a lot of his old work yeah like virtually none of his old
work yeah he'll see in a positive light yeah i don't know if that's because he's like because
you know how a lot of like bands will release an album and then release the next album and they'll
be like oh that last album was garbage we weren't even trying with that last one we really but now
really hit our stripes yeah're in a good place yeah
I feel maybe Alan Moore's
like that
like he feels like
maybe he keeps evolving
as a writer
and then he does
look back at all
his old stuff
and he's like
well that was really
kind of simplistic
or garbage or whatever
because like
the killing joke
I think he said that
because it's
that entire thing
of Batman versus the Joker
those people do not exist
nobody like that exists in the
real world no so what is it what is it telling us about the human condition kind of thing
what is it telling us well no i think see i think it does though because he said that he said look
you know it's just two weird archetypes battling each other these weird cartoon character kind of
things but i think it does like it's about
it's
the killing joke
is about
a man who
you know
one bad night
kind of ruined
his life
and the lives of
everybody around him
and I kind of
you know
that's happened
that's a real thing
sure absolutely
yeah yeah
and it can go either way
because Batman also
had one bad night
but he went
with a K
and you know
so you could it could you know it's pivotal moment in both of their lives or whatever.
Okay, he's an iconic Batman.
Shirtless 1970s Batman.
Just the cow.
Just the cow.
The Demon Lives Again, I think it was called.
It was Batman versus Ra's al Ghul.
And, look, there's a lot of shirtless sword fighting in this.
There is a lot of shirtless sword fighting in this. There is a lot of shirtless sword fighting.
Like a Sinbad-esque adventure that ends in a shirtless sword fight.
He's referred to by a couple of...
I think Grant Morrison refers to this particular Batman
as 1970s hairy shirtless love god Batman.
Because this is the era where he knocked up Talia al Ghul
and resulting in Damian Wayne. Yeah. Resulting in Damian Wayne.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Potentially.
But yeah, this...
The Demon Lives Again features a lot of weird shirtless sword fighting where he's shirtless, but he's still got the cowl on.
What's going on there?
I don't know.
It's easier to tell who he is, I guess.
Yeah.
But if you say 1970s Batman, that's the first thing I think of.
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
I think of Adam West going to conventions in his Batsuit.
Sure, yeah.
Aw.
Well, that guy had a rough trot, you know.
Like, he didn't get work for ages.
Yeah, that was in the era of massive typecasting.
Yeah.
But he did anything, really.
Yeah, he was nearly James Bond at one point as well.
That nearly happened.
I can see that, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He looks the part.
Like Roger Moore.
Yeah, he looks like Roger Moore, exactly.
But I don't think he could do the accent.
I'd still want to see it.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, the animated series is obviously very...
The Batman animated series.
It's probably the...
Not the Roger Moore, James Bond animated series.
James Bond Jr.?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, well, obviously the 1990s cartoon,
people still consider it probably one of,
if not the best version of Batman that we've seen,
outside of the comics.
A lot of people are very on board with The Batman.
Yeah, I was reading it.
I've never seen it.
A little bit, maybe.
We should give it a chance.
Yeah.
Because that went for four years, did it?
Something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
It's supposed to be great,
but the new 3D one didn't do as well.
Batman coming at ya!
Exclamation mark.
But yeah, one of the most iconic...
Well, there's a lot of iconic moments in that one.
There's the card-playing episode
where all the villains are recounting a time
that they took on the Batman.
Yeah, and they nearly killed him.
They nearly killed him,
and they've all got these amazing stories, and croc's moment is that he picked up a
rocket threw it at him yeah yeah but probably for me the heart of ice episode and for a lot of other
people is like the definitive like batman animated series episode it reintroduces for mr freeze in an
amazing way which then reinvented him in the comics. Like, a lot of stuff
from that show flowed over into the comics, like
Harley Quinn, the new version of
Freeze. Lock-up. Lock-up.
He didn't last very long.
Throwing rocks at Batman. Yep.
All the classic moments. So, yeah,
and that was also ran at a
time when those movies were
going on and they were getting progressively worse.
Sure. And more cartoony. And more carto they were getting progressively worse sure but that more
cartoony and more cartoony which was weird but that show didn't really i mean had cartoony elements
obviously because it was a cartoon but like there was an episode i remember where cat wool was
literally turned into a cat woman like that but uh what a great show yeah we're talking about heart
of ice actually it's interesting They've sort of Because he became
He was just like
A one dimensional
Cartoony villain
And then he got
A tragic backstory
That his wife Nora was
You know
She had a disease
And she was dying
And she was put under
Chronic suspension
And then
He tried to find a cure
And then
Then his
You know
His project was shut down
And he became Mr. Freeze
Yeah
But there's
More recently
There's been a
twist to that origin we spoke about this did we yeah but no go on that she's not actually his
wife yeah she was just yeah she was just the first woman who was cry chronically frozen and he's
become obsessed with it yeah and also he murdered his mother when he was a child yeah that's right
yeah so put the tipped her into a frozen pool or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah that's pretty
incredible yeah i don't like that version as much yeah because it takes the it just means he's just a lunatic
correct yes so you know yeah anyway well it's still interesting yeah yeah i don't know if i'd
run with that could you think because when batman shows up and he stops mr freeze he's like you're a
lunatic yeah yeah you're thinking what are you doing about that yeah exactly like but then it's
revealed that you know that all that backstory
etc
spoilers
for me
yes
there's a lot of iconic moments
in the Batman
the Dark Knight trilogy
but I love that
that first scene
where you see Bruce Wayne
in the prison
yes
and that is
I think Christian Bale
he's not a great Batman voice
or whatever
but I think he nails
Bruce Wayne
he's got a great Batman voice
he nails Bruce Wayne
and I love that bit in the prison where he's
just like an animal and he just like and he's in that he's in that kind of pile of mud sure and
it's just this brutal brawl and he's just like he just beats up 20 guys so many elbows yeah and just
at the end where you see the guards drag him away and the ground is just littered with like like
half beaten to death criminals yes it's great
that is like just that that was before he got the the ninja training or whatever it was just like
raw aggression and power and whatever that was a really good way to introduce the character
yeah and i liked the bit where he killed all those ninjas in the explosion if we're talking
about introductions in those movies one of my favorite the the introduction of the joker in
the dark knight yeah we don't we don't know it's the joker until then but it's it's in those movies. One of my favorites. The introduction of the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Yeah.
We don't know it's the Joker until then.
But the heist is meticulously planned.
Yeah.
Because, you know, and that sort of shows in the whole rest of the movie
that he is this tactical genius.
Yeah.
With this mask of being a lunatic.
He never admits to being crazy in the films like a
lot of people think he says he's not even yeah he says he's not exactly people are like you're a
lunatic and he's like no i'm not i'm seeing things very clearly yeah yeah but that scene where at the
start where he's planned this heist and everybody on the team thinks their mission is to do their
wait for somebody to do their job and then kill
them and then make a way with the loot.
And he's organized it so none of them know that there's another person ready to kill
them.
Yeah.
And at the end, it's just the Joker left.
Yeah.
Great.
It's great.
It's really, really good.
I listed a thing.
Pretty great.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
It's such a shame that he died, that we didn't get to see the Joker again.
Yeah. Devastating. Oh, well. I'm sure we'll see it recast and it'll be really good. Yeah, oh man, it's such a shame that he died, that we didn't get to see the Joker again.
Devastating.
Oh well, I'm sure we'll see it recast and it'll be really good.
I've just got here, You Wanna Get Nuts?
We spoke about that.
We spoke about You Wanna Get Nuts, let's get that. Another comic moment which I've talked about before multiple times is Batman vs. the Predator.
I'm not going to bang on about it, but I love that comic and I love how the end
that he really just
gives the Predator
a severe beating
with a baseball bat.
I think that's classic.
Yeah, that's classic Batman.
It's the merging of
two franchises
that normally doesn't work,
but that one's great.
Yeah.
I want to go back
to the animated series.
Sure.
We can jump around
yeah let's jump around
animated stuff
yeah
my favourite
what have we got
where's my two favourites
there's
actually I'll tell you
just my one favourite
Batman moment
is there is
there's an episode
of Justice League Unlimited
where
Wonder Woman
is turned into a pig
we talked about
you know
we love things
being transmogrified,
as you just mentioned.
But Cersei, who is sort of a demigod,
magically transforms Wonder Woman into a pig.
The episode is called This Little Piggy,
if you want to watch it.
I do.
And in Justice League Unlimited,
there is a sort of a romance
between Batman and Wonder Woman,
but they can't do anything about it
because they're both on the same team
and blah, blah, blah.
And she would kill him.
She would crush him to death, obviously.
And so Batman, you know, has to pull out all the stops
and she goes missing in the city because she's a pig.
Like Babe.
Like Babe.
Babe 2, pig in the city.
Yeah, exactly.
And so he has to go out.
He has to recruit Zatanna, the magician,
and a couple of other people,
and they have to go into the city and find her.
And they eventually end up at Cirsei's got a nightclub,
where she's like the featured singer,
and everybody...
I know, I've just caught on to what you're going to say.
And there is a...
Yeah, and so there is an intense magical battle,
and obviously Cersei being a demigod can do this forever,
and they're eventually going to run out of steam and be killed by giant panthers or whatever.
And Batman has the ace up his sleeve where he's like, look, magic has a price.
What do I need to do for you to lift this spell?
I will do anything.
And she's like, look, I need you.
What I need from you is something very precious that you've worked very hard to conceal.
Something, you know, that once you lose, you'll never regain.
Something soul shattering.
And everybody, the viewer is like, she wants him to reveal his identity to the world.
That's it.
This will ruin his career as a crime fighter.
This will ruin everything.
But we reveal after the break that she wants him to lose his dignity and sing karaoke at the bar and and he does and it's great it is it's really the best
and it's really good yeah yeah absolutely i'll put that song at the end of this episode yeah yeah
so good it's that's kevin conroy's actual thing it is yeah well he's a classically trained actor
isn't he a singer and whatever so i'm sure that's a great moment there's also there's a classically trained actor, isn't he? There you go. Singer and whatever, so I'm sure. That's a great moment.
There's also, there's a really, for Batman comic, I don't know who wrote it, so I apologize.
It was me.
It's Batman.
You're welcome.
It's Batman.
You see him doing all sorts of like karate moves and he's like feet in the air.
Oh, that's from Short Pact.
It's Short Pact.
Okay.
And he's like, yeah, feet, arms in the air.
And eventually it goes panel to panel of that.
And then like the last panel is, you see he's on one of those
dance dance revolution machines
and there's two kids
watching him
and they're like
oh wow he really is
the best at everything
so yeah
but speaking of
the Justice League
Unlimited series
yes
there's an episode
where there's a character
called Ace
who's this girl
who's got basically
the powers
it starts off where she's
she can like put images in your mind or whatever,
but it eventually evolves to she can just change the fabric of time.
Yep.
And she's also dying,
and she's altered the fabric of time so much that when she dies,
she's going to have this brain aneurysm.
She's just going to kill everybody
because of the ripple effect or whatever.
And so Amanda Waller makes this machine,
this little thing that does like,
if you go and use this on her,
it'll kill her without...
Ruining the world.
Without ruining the world.
So Batman's like, I'll do it.
I'll kill her.
And you know...
Finally.
Can I use a gun?
I love using guns.
Can I kill her and then wrap a noose around her neck
and fly around in a Batplane?
So he goes, he grabs it and he goes in.
And you kind of think that he is going to do it.
Or he has the intentions to do it.
And obviously when he goes in there,
she's like, look, I know you're not going to do it.
I could read your mind or whatever.
She's like, I'm really scared and whatever.
I don't want to die.
And then he just sits on the swing with her
and he holds her hand and then she just dies.
And it's kind of a downer, but it's a really, really good moment.
It's just another thing where Batman, he's not only saving the world, but he's also looking
out for people as well.
He's like, he knows that Wonder Woman would go in and kill that girl or anybody else would
probably go in and kill that girl.
But he's like, I'll do it.
I'll take care of it.
But I'll do it.
You know, the Batman way.
Stay on neck breaking hands.
I'll take care of this i've
got this so yeah it's a really good moment i mean it's not as funny as the scene but yes any any
element any batman moment where he's not using his fists is kind of quite affecting i don't know if
that's where he's using his feet yeah that's right or a sword or a sword or a gun noose
grenades so much but like is that because
he's just so brutal
all the time
that any time
we're like
oh that's oddly
effective
yeah it must be
yeah
there's a series
there's a one shot
called Batman Planetary
which is a team up
between
well it's not really
a team up
there's a
wild storm character
called Planetary
they're a team
and they sort of
investigate the secret
history of the world
and that secret history of the world
is like comic book superheroes
and characters and stuff like that.
It's an image book.
Everybody should read that.
It's one of my favourites.
But there is a one shot
where they go to their universe's version
of Gotham City
because there's like a killer on the loose
and he has some sort of trans-dimensional powers.
Yeah.
And everybody should read this before I spoil it.
But.
What was it called again?
It's called Batman Planetary.
Alright cool.
And they go to their version of Gotham City.
Because there's this trans-dimensional killer on the loose.
Like he's got some sort of weird dimensional abilities.
And so they find him.
And his powers erupt.
And then they go through a series of alternate realities and they discover that in every Gotham City but their own, there is a Batman.
Okay.
And they encounter him several...
So they run into classic modern day Batman.
They run into 1960s Batman.
They run into Dark Knight Returns Batman.
Yeah.
They run into a future dystopia
Batman
and eventually
they sort of run into
they meet the real
Batman
the current one
and they realise
that he's more than
this vigilante
he's this sort of
force of the universe
kind of
he's a force of nature
and
instead of just
getting this
murderer
and just killing him
he sort of...
Because he's not a killer.
He's just...
He's like this sort of mutant freak whose powers are manifesting without his knowledge.
And he's kind of...
Okay, yeah.
He's on the run.
And he just...
He tells him to remember his parents.
Like, he remembers that...
Okay.
Yeah, he's like, do you remember your parents?
Maybe that will, you know, do you remember your parents maybe that will
you know help you
it's
it's
it's affecting
because he doesn't
yeah he doesn't go in
and beat him up
yeah yeah
but he's like
look do you remember your parents
do you remember them smiling
that's
you have to focus on that
and
be calm
and be still
and find a moment of happiness
and then maybe that will
that will stop this happening
if it does
then Batman breaks his neck.
That's my joke.
Happy Father's Day, everyone.
Happy Father's Day, everybody.
That's really nice.
Batman Planetary.
All right.
Well, that's what you're reading this week.
You only get one.
Oh.
Oh.
But I've got so much to read.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of alternative versions of Batman,
there's a version in one of the latest Justice League movies,
The Flashpoint Paradox.
It's also in the comic, obviously, where Batman is...
Thomas Wayne?
Thomas Wayne, yeah.
Because in the alley, it was Bruce Wayne that was killed.
Martha Wayne goes crazy, turns into the Joker somehow.
Right.
And Thomas Wayne becomes this gun-toting psychopath Batman.
Yes, finally, guns.
Yeah.
And he's a really awesome version.
And if you haven't seen The Flashpoint Paradox, it's really, really good.
But at the end, just before they set all the dimensions right again, or The Flash does,
Thomas Wayne writes a letter to Bruce Wayne back in his dimension.
So Thomas Wayne's Batman then hands it to The Flash, and The Flash then hands it to Batman.
And Batman reads this letter from his dad, who he hasn't heard from since he was shot in the alley. That's a really, really
nice moment. So, yeah.
Does anyone get their name broken?
Yeah.
So, yeah.
You know what's another
great moment, I think?
The Batman, the Bat credit card
is good. Is it good?
No, it's not. Thank you. People remember
it though. They do, don't they?
The scene,
it's another quiet moment.
It's in the Dark Knight.
It's just after...
If you haven't seen
the Dark Knight,
you have,
so don't worry about it.
Where after Rachel Dawes
is killed
and then it's Batman
just sitting alone
in the skyscraper,
Bruce Wayne,
he's just got the helmet
in his lap
and he's telling Alfred
that he's like,
she was going to run away with me
and we were going to get married and whatever and Alfred's got the letter that says, dear Batman, I'm breaking up with you. And he's just got the helmet in his lap. And he's telling Alfred that he's like, she was going to run away with me and we were going to get married and whatever.
And Alfred's got the letter that says, dear Batman, I'm breaking up with you.
And he's just like, righto.
And he just like puts it away.
And he just lets him live with that until the next movie where he just tells him.
Just off the head.
But I think that's a really, really good moment.
I mean, it's kind of a dick move on Alfred's part.
Yeah, it is.
Do you think Batman would have been better off knowing that?
Yes.
And not being...
Yes.
It's not even a question.
Because he could have...
I guess he could have then gone to Harvey Dent and given that letter to him or something.
Well, Harvey knew, actually, that she chose him anyway.
Yeah.
But he didn't tell Batman that or whatever.
Also, Batman kills Harvey Dent, so...
Yeah.
Par for the course, really.
It is.
So, yeah.
But do you remember when Batman...
Well, we talked about Guy Gardner last week.
Yes.
When Batman punched out Guy Gardner.
Yes.
Because in the, I guess, the late 80s, early 90s,
Batman was the head of Justice League International.
Yeah.
And Guy Gardner, second string Greenland Guy Gardner,
was not happy with that.
And so there's a very famous, very funny scene where...
Very funny.
It's funny enough.
It's very funny.
It's funny enough for a comic book
where Guy Gardner challenges the leadership
and of course he's got the Green Lantern ring
which can do anything.
Yeah.
And Batman's like, alright, let's do this then.
And he knocks him out in one punch.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Have you read All All Star Batman and Robin
The Boy Wonder
I don't think I have
it's the
it's Frank Miller
after he went insane
good
I'm liking this already
and it's
but it's Jim Lee art
okay
so it's
it came out
more or less
the same time
as All Star Superman
but even though
All Star Superman
is an amazing
affecting
you know a single story
yeah all-star batman and robin's insane because frank miller's gone insane there is there's a
couple of good ones but it does contain the line with it's batman talking to robin of course and
he's like who the hell do you think i am i'm the goddamn batman yeah that's the best one i think
he even uses the phrase what are you ret uses the phrase, what are you retarded?
He does say, what are you retarded or something.
Yeah, that's amazing that that made it to print.
Isn't it?
I think that they were like...
It's because it's Frank Miller, though.
That's why.
Yeah, I think they were like, we're so happy to have him back.
Yeah.
We'll do anything.
But I think a lot of...
If you read...
You should definitely read it all.
It's like 12 issues or something.
But you should definitely read it all because I think Frank miller went i can get jim lee to draw anything like a the batmobile can fly and just
blow people up and what there's a scene actually where because in this batman's insane yeah in this
in this particular limit it's it's out of continuity and he's insane and so all the other
heroes are just out to stop him and so at one point green lantern goes in uh to get him and batman you know lures him into a particular
location and of course green lantern's ring at the time was vulnerable to the color yellow yeah and
so batman lures him into a room that has been painted. He gets some child labour involved.
He gets Robin to paint the entire room yellow.
And then he paints himself yellow.
I have seen that.
So Green Lantern is lured into this room and then the door's shut.
And he's in a room where literally everything is yellow.
And Batman and Robin are covered in yellow paint.
And the only thing to drink is lemonade in the room so there's there's literally
nothing like he can do and if there is going to be a physical fight green lantern is going to be
killed immediately because he's got no he's got no options yeah and it's not but it isn't a fight
it's just a calm conversation yeah like you know green lands like what are you doing? You're insane out there.
You're scaring people.
He's like, yeah, I am scaring people.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Frank Miller is great and crazy.
I don't know if he's great.
He is crazy.
He is crazy.
Yeah.
That's brilliant.
And that's another quiet moment where, like, you could have beat him up.
Yeah.
But he chose not to.
He's like, look, I can beat you up.
Yeah.
And I will.
I will later. Yeah. If you keep making me do this. But, but he chose not to. He's like, look, I can beat you up, and I will. I will later.
Yeah, if you keep making me do this.
But yeah, going back to the film.
Actually, the only thing that would have made that better,
if there's, like, the last panel of that particular issue,
is, like, Greenland's, like, going to bed,
and he's like, oh, another crazy day, how do I keep doing these?
And then he looks up, and Batman's just there in his room,
and he just punches him in the face.
That would be great, right?
That would be great.
Sorry, you were saying something
that wasn't involving punching someone in the balls?
Oh, my, no.
The bit in the first Batman movie
where the Batwing flies in silhouettes at the moon.
Yeah.
You didn't think that was corny?
No.
Oh, there you go.
I mean, it is corny.
Yeah.
But it's pretty great, right?
Yeah, it's great.
That whole Batwing scene is amazing.
Like, it's stupid, but it's pretty great.
And it's another scene where Batman doesn't kill anybody.
Yeah.
But not for lack of trying.
Yes.
Because there's a lot of machine guns and missiles on that thing.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
All sorts.
Have you ever read Batman and Dracula dracula red rain yes but i
don't remember anything about it so basically it's for those who don't know it's batman fighting
dracula uh and it's pretty great yeah it's an elseworld comic so it's not set in real continuity
yeah because it will i won't spoil the ending but i've actually read that read that this week
because i i just read a bunch of kind of different kind of Batman stuff.
And there's one panel in particular, or a couple of panels in particular, I really,
really like, which I think sums him up perfectly.
He goes and speaks to this woman who, I think she's a librarian or something, about Dracula
because he has to fight a Dracula.
Sure, absolutely.
Fighting a Dracula is one of the scariest things you can do.
And he's like, are Draculas real
and whatever whatever
I'm a little bit scared of Draculas if I'm honest with you
and I'm hoping they're not real but are Draculas real
and she says to him
as he's leaving she's like
by the way you are aware that to some people
you are not real to others you are very real
but entirely supernatural
and there are those who even worship you
and then Batman's response is there are those who even worship you. And then Batman's response is
there are those
who worship money
but it seldom improves
their lives
nor does the money care.
So implying that basically
I know people worship me
I don't care.
So I think that's really great.
And also by extension
I'm money.
So money baby.
And I think
you know what
we're talking about
iconic Batman moments.
We were talking about that.
Yes, we were.
The guy who runs the goddamn Batman Twitter feed is the best.
Huh.
Right?
Yeah.
He's got like, I don't know, a few hundred thousand followers.
But you see his followers and then it's people he follows and it's zero.
That's how I move.
Yeah, that itself.
I mean, the tweets
aren't all,
they don't all hit,
but they're pretty great.
Sure.
And they're mostly
about Batman making
Alfred do menial tasks
and killing Robins.
That's what it's about.
Yeah.
Basically about, yeah.
Got another one?
What do you want to know?
Give me comic book
or movie.
I'll go comic book.
Okay.
Here's Batman
fighting wolves.
This is Matt Wagner who created...
Wolves.
Yeah, wolves.
He created the concept of wolves.
No, he created Grendel, who I've talked about briefly on this.
But there's a...
Who's Grendel again?
He's like a sophisticated assassin.
Okay.
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, he did one show called Batman and the Masked Monk,
which was sort of a retelling of the original
like one of the
very earliest Batman stories
where he's
shooting people and etc
yep
stakes through the heart
and all that sort of stuff
yep
but he's fighting wolves
cool
I know you love a good wolf fight
you know I love a good wolf fight
yep
that's not really it
that's the thing
it doesn't cop out
on the wolf fighting either
does it
absolutely
it doesn't cut away
yeah yeah
another
this I think is my last
Batman movie moment
okay
there's
one scene in the dark knight where after the joker busts into the the party and he's looking for harvey
dent and batman bruce wayne just slides out the side door sure and this this thug walks up to him
and he's like bruce wayne's just walking and this thugs with a shotgun's like yeah you can't get
through here where do you think you're going or whatever and without like breaking stride
he knocks this guy out
dismantles his gun
drops it
and just keeps walking
like he doesn't even pause
he just like goes
straight through him
that's great yeah
and you don't
I don't even
the first time I saw it
you don't even think about it
yeah
because it's just such a smooth
yeah yeah
kind of moment
but that's a really terrific
Bruce Wayne kind of moment
because he's just
just like I don't have time
for this I'm not
this isn't anything
I'm not going to do anything fancy
I'm just going to go through this guy
yeah yeah
just keep going
it's great
exactly yeah
movie moment
my favourite part of the Dark Knight
is probably
the magic pencil
sure
yeah
it's really amazing
yeah
yeah
was that sport for you going in
no
I didn't know that at all
because I know a few people
for me were like
some people that
like told them
is that because you is that because you told them?
Because I spoiled them.
Straight away, you're in the cinema.
You're like, guess what just happened?
You should have been in here with me, you idiots.
Yeah, that's a pretty intense, it's a pretty great moment.
It's hilarious.
Also, on that truck flip, that's great.
And the interrogation scene.
Yeah, I think, yeah, that's, I was looking through some lists of iconic moments,
and I think that's number one in a few places, yeah.
Okay.
That's great, isn't it?
Yes.
It's got great Batman voice.
Sure.
It's got great Joker.
Uh-huh.
It's terrific, yeah, yeah.
It's got Batman brutalising somebody.
Yeah, which is the best kind of Batman.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
We haven't really talked about the Arkham games.
We should, though.
The two moments for me,
the first one is Arkham Asylum,
where Batman shows up with the Joker,
and he drags him in,
and he puts him on the trolley and wheels him through.
And it's kind of like a cutscene,
but it's not, because you control Batman,
and you just walk the Joker through Asylum,
and you walk past a whole lot of criminals and doctors and whatever,
and you see Croc lumber past.
And criminal doctors.
Criminal doctors, yeah. They're all a bit mad in there.
Yeah, you see Croc walk past you like, holy shit.
Because you know you're going to have to see him later.
But you know from that opening scene that that's going to be an amazing game.
Yes.
It really sets the tone.
And that scene is replicated about three quarters of the way through the game.
They make it look like your console glitches.
Yes, that was a very panicky moment.
And then it's turned around, but the Joker is then driving you to Arkham Asylum.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're on the...
The thingamajig.
You're on the trolley, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's in a Scarecrow hallucination-y thing, isn't it?
Yes.
Those are great, aren't they?
That is probably my favourite moment.
Especially the very first one, I think.
There's...
Because you've dosed with Scarerow fear gas yeah and then you start walking
down a corridor and then it becomes more outdoors than indoors yeah it turns out you're in crime
alley yeah where your parents were murdered and then you're a little boy then you're a little
bruce wayne yeah you can't do anything and then it just becomes a terrifying nightmare world yeah
and then it's a weird side scrolly yeahy... Yeah, that bit wasn't great.
Where you fight skeletons.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Playoff not as good as the concept.
But they tried to replicate it in the second one as well with the...
The Mad Hatter.
Yeah, which doesn't play.
And also where Batman's dying because he's poisoned or whatever.
Yeah.
And whatever.
He sees like the gates of heaven and whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Also the Mr. Freeze fight. I think one thing you can kind of fault those games on uh the not all the villain
fights are great sure um a lot of them is a big guy that you runs at you and you jump on his back
and you punch him or he runs into a wall but the mr freeze fight you have to use all the tactics
that you've learned which is what a good boss fight is it makes you use everything that you've
learned up to that point.
So you can only take him down.
You can only use one specific way that Batman can take someone down once, and then Mr. Freeze
learns from that, and so you can't do that.
So if you pop out of a grate and smash his skull, he'll freeze all the grates, so you
can't do it again.
So it's really, really good.
And I hate Mr. Freeze in that, because I saved his wife and he didn't even
thank me properly
what a prick
yeah
I'm glad
his wife
wasn't really his wife
or something
any more?
ah
in the movies
or in the movie
anything
anything at all
ah
because I've got
I've got one more
you've got literally one more
literally one more
okay well
I'm sure we'll do this again
yeah there's a lot.
Yeah.
And people love
listing things.
Yeah.
We certainly love
listing things.
Here's my two
favourite Batman
comic book moments.
Number two is in
Batman Year One
where he has to
fight an entire
SWAT team in a
burnt out,
exploded building.
Yes.
That's pretty amazing.
And it sort of
shows, you know,
he's got...
He's a guy with
no...
He's run out of
equipment and weapons.
He's got like three poison darts left that he had in his boot or something.
And it's a fully armed corrupt SWAT team who are out to kill him just because.
And he's been shot several times.
And he's got very little way out.
But he's like, okay, all I have to do is hold out until my backup arrives.
And the backup is, he set a little sonar device in his boot and the backup is an incredibly
huge swarm of bats.
Yeah.
Which it was replicated in Batman Begins.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And also that SWAT team thing's kind of like in the Dark Knight where he thunders in and
takes out the SWAT team.
Yeah, totally, yeah.
Yeah.
That's pretty amazing.
And it's, you know, you see it from the perspective of Jim Gordon
who's on the outside of the building
and you just see, like, you know,
SWAT team members being punched out the building,
like, through walls.
And then Gordon looks up, you know,
at the sunrise
and he sees an enormous swarm of bats
and he's like,
oh, this is trouble.
Does he just walk out like in the movie?
I can't remember how that ends.
He escapes.
He steals a motorcycle.
He steals a police motorcycle.
Yeah.
And then he gets the hell out of there in the swarm of bats.
Everybody else is being bitten by bats,
so they're a little distracted.
And he goes to a clothing store and he pays for a suit.
Okay.
And he puts the suit on and he presumably walks away.
What a legend.
Yeah, I know, right?
What a bloody legend.
And my favourite Batman moment of all time.
No, probably.
It's one of my favourites.
Sure.
Don't make me choose.
They're like my children.
Don't make me pick one.
Especially not on Father's Day.
That I know about.
But it's the first Justice League.
The early 2000 Justice League reboot
by Grant Morrison
where the Earth is visited by a super team
called the HyperClan
who have decided that they are going to
come down and help the world.
They're going to end crime and war
and they're going to grow crops in desert lands.
Highly recommend this by
the way people haven't read it spoilers this is the spoiler because this is my favorite yeah go
to go and go and read it now it's probably on comic solitude like four bucks or something yeah
uh and batman doesn't trust them of course yeah because they're doing good work a bunch of pricks
uh and of course they the the hyperclan then start executing super villains yeah you know just to
clear some space
I guess
sure
and then they decide
they realise that
the Justice League
are onto them
and then they decide
to just
full on kill them all
and
Batman's
the Batplane
is crashed in
Antarctica
or the Arctic
can't remember
ice
yeah
it's certainly
crashed in some ice
certainly
and it looks like
it's curtains for everybody
and the Hyperclan
take out sort of
the rest of the Justice League
and kind of, you know,
tie them up
and have them...
But they leave Batman
in the crash plane
because they're like,
who cares?
He's a guy.
We've got...
Yeah, it turns out
that these guys,
you know,
one's a super speedster,
one's a shape changer,
one has like Superman's powers,
et cetera, et cetera,
and then they're like
who cares
he's just a guy
is he just a man
yes
yeah he is
that's certainly true
but of course Batman
has figured out their secret
and he discovers that
they are in fact
white Martians
like Martian Manhunter
so they all have
all those powers
they're all super speedsters
they all have shape changing abilities
they all have Superman's powers they can all you super speedsters. They all have shape-changing abilities.
They all have Superman's powers.
They can all, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Which sounds bad for Batman, ultimately. Yeah, yeah.
But of course, Batman knows that their one weakness is fire.
And so in a moment where we think that he's going to be just trounced by like three of
these super, super villains, he just sets a ring of fire around them and then making
them vulnerable again and just
proceeds to pulp them all which is pretty it's brilliant and there's that scene afterwards where
the leader of the hyperclad's talking to superman and he's like how is this possible
he's just a guy and superman's like he's the most dangerous man in the world yeah you guys have
it's some serious shit yeah and that and again like and everybody in the team like comes together
like superman realizes that you know the kryptonite they're holding him with isn't real it's just an some serious shit. Yeah. And that, and again, like, and everybody in the team like comes together, like Superman realizes
that, you know,
the kryptonite they're
holding him with isn't real.
It's just an illusion
and he breaks free
and, you know,
everybody else does as well.
And then,
but it's that moment
where you're like,
why is this,
why is Batman on the Justice League?
He's got no powers.
He's a rich guy
with a plane.
Yeah.
A crashed plane.
A crashed plane.
He used to have a plane.
He's a guy with no plane.
But it's because he's the most dangerous man in the world and he knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
Like, everybody in the Justice League really knows what they're doing.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Great moment.
So, I haven't just spoiled that for you.
Yes.
Go and read that.
You have read it.
I have, yeah.
My moment is...
Well, you actually lent me that comic as well about ten years ago.
We've mentioned it so many times on this podcast.
We have, yeah.
Mine isn't as good good but probably as iconic there's just one panel and i don't know what it's from but
there's a villain and he's going to grab a gun out of his pocket at the front of his pants and
batman kicks the gun and the gun goes like goes off in his pants and it says something like
underneath batman he'll make you shoot your own dick off no that's iconic you're right
that's what most people think of when they think of
Batman but that's it
for me that's uh I mean
I'd love to come back to this because I love talking about Batman
but we can do this about other superheroes as
well oh you just talk about Batman forever
next week let's talk about Batman
Batman forever the third Batman movie
the Batman podcast Batman forever
well I've got some
people who have written
in. You've got the Reddit open
there as well, don't you? Yes.
You will have the Reddit open while I
read this. This is from
Chris Turner. It simply says
Batman 66, just legendary.
Absolutely. True.
XZ Neil says, anything from the 60s TV
show, especially when the
Joker or Riddler
are present
they are brilliant
aren't they
the Riddler was
more
the Riddler was
darker in that
he was more
the
I mean there was
no real murderous
characters
but he was
the Joker was
more of a clown
back then
just funny heists
and stuff
the Riddler was
much more sinister
in that
but yeah Frank Orshin
was great
as the Riddler.
Yeah.
And of course, Cesar Romero as the Joker, who never got rid of his moustache.
Just painted it white.
Just painted it over the moustache, yeah.
Liam M says, I don't think I can go past the I'm Batman.
See?
That's it.
There's also a moment like that in Batman Begins, which isn't as iconic, is it?
No.
But all the iconic Batman and Robin scene with the bat boobs, bat butt and bat nipples.
Yep, absolutely.
Talking about the...
I think the equivalent in The Dark Knight, the equivalent to I'm Batman is...
I'm not wearing hockey pads.
Not, where is he?
Not that?
No, it's hockey pads.
Okay, cool.
Good point.
That's mentioned here by Ratstorm on Reddit.
Ratstorm, love it.
That is great, yeah.
If you ever see anybody wearing hockey gear,
make that happen.
Like in public, I've done it a couple of times.
It's great.
It's so satisfying.
Hey, buddy, you know what the difference
between you and me is?
I'm not wearing a hockey bat.
And then just leave.
Because you've peaked at that point.
You've peaked, exactly.
The Brute does a theme song.
Yes.
He goes, he loved the Batman alternate reality twist in the recent-ish Flashpoint Paradox
animated movie.
So that's actually what made me remember that moment.
So thank you, The Brute, who does a theme song and reminds me of great things.
Sure.
So, what a legend.
Got another one there?
Vexicon on Reddit says he beat up my dad and stole $3.50 from me
I don't think that's true
dollars?
$350?
$3.50
okay cool
yeah
that might be true
I don't know
I haven't read
every issue of Batman
this is from S. Potter
she's the official cat
who freaks out
in James' arms
sure
you know how cats
you hold
you don't know
what they're gonna do
I believe
this is a great moment
I believe it's
a Mr. Freeze episode
of Batman 66
and the police wish to lay a trap for him
with the help of Bruce Wayne
so Chief O'Hara
contacts Bruce Wayne
Commissioner Gordon
uses the bat phone
to update Batman
the scene progresses
to where Batman and Bruce Wayne
have to coordinate
so Gordon holds
two phones next to each other
I remember this
receiver to receiver
and Batman and Bruce Wayne
have a conversation
with means
which means Bruce Batman is shown just switching phones to talk into a feigning conversation between two people.
And Gordon, who was listening, does not think, hmm, these two kind of sound similar.
It's a funny situation and hilarious to watch.
I remember that.
It is great.
Yeah.
It's brilliant.
Another one there?
Oh, Joel A on Reddit
Batman meeting Sherlock Holmes
that was sort of
Neil Adams era
yeah yeah
that was great
it was old Sherlock Holmes
wasn't it
yes it was
he was very old
he uh
he became
he was
he was incredibly long lived
because he
he ate a lot of honey
I don't
I don't know
makes sense
but Batman's like
ugh
this guy's
yeah
I thought
I would have thought
all the opiates he smoked
would have balanced out
all that
all that honey
well there you go
yeah
this is from
Austin
the official gem grabber
of the show
I don't know if anyone's
going to be able to top this
but I've got a
Batman story for you
a few years ago at my middle school we should close out on this sure we haven't gone through the Twitter so I don't know if anyone's going to be able to top this, but I've got a Batman story for you. A few years ago at my middle school...
We should close out on this. Sure. We haven't gone
through the Twitter, so I apologise for that.
Yeah, I didn't go through all the Twitter, so
thank you for all your moments. A lot of bat spray.
A lot of bat spray.
A few years ago at my middle school, I had a friend who was
obsessed with Batman. By Halloween, he dressed
up as Batman, he came to school on Halloween
with his Batman costume on.
As he was going to class, he tripped on his cape, fell down the stairs, broke his arm
and bashed his head open.
He now has seven stitches above his eye.
That's my story.
That's an iconic Batman moment.
That is definitely an iconic Batman moment, yeah.
So there we go.
That's pretty great.
Yeah, have you got any other ones to add?
The Reddit's a good place to discuss it, I guess,
or on Twitter or whatevs, you know?
We're definitely going to sign up this week, aren't we?
Keep saying that.
We're capable of it, we're adults.
We are.
Well, you're going to put a post of yourself up,
the thing of yourself.
This one just says,
do a Die Another Day commentary.
Terrific last final Pierce Brosnan and James Bond film.
We should, shouldn't we?
We should.
Yeah, we should do
more bad movies,
shouldn't we?
Because I think we
have more to say.
Should we force people
to watch bad movies?
Yes.
Great.
Alright.
You know what it's
time for now, Mason?
What's it time for?
What we reading?
What we gonna read?
Theme song!
What we reading?
What we gonna read?
I'm doing the thing.
What are we reading today?
So yeah, have you got a what we read this week?
I have one this week.
It's not Batman related.
Oh, you used it.
Don't worry about it.
Oh no.
Now what have you got?
I was going to be like, yeah, I should find out about Batman, but this is actually what
I read this week.
It's called God Hates Astronauts.
It's an image comic.
Yep.
It's, it's, it's, uh, there was a webcomic for a while, which I didn't read, but I went back and I read it later. It's called God Hates Astronauts. It's an image comic. Yep. It's, it's, it's,
there was a webcomic for a while,
which I didn't read,
but I went back and I read it later.
Webcomic.
I know,
right?
But it's basically,
it's superhero insanity.
It's,
there are,
there are,
there are dysfunctional superhero team called the Power Persons Five.
Yep.
One is a man who has the head of like a disembodied ghost cow.
Sure. There's a character called the Anti-Mugger
who just wants to stop mugging.
He's got no real interest in saving the world
or anything like that.
They're basically a superhero team
that have a contract with NASA
to stop people attempting to become homemade astronauts.
Okay, sure.
And there's a lot...
It's brutal and it makes no sense, but it's very funny.
Who's the author?
Brian Brown is his name.
Brian Brown.
You mean the Australian actor Brian Brown.
That's what I mean, yeah.
He's branching out.
But it's on image.
Okay.
And what I would do...
There's a very good summary of like what came before
and like the webcomic versionic version in the actual paper comics.
So just read that and then go back and read the original.
That's incredible that that's gone from a webcomic to an image comic.
Yeah, yeah.
What a success story.
I know, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, I think he's responsible for some other...
I think he's done some other image comics in his time.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
That's pretty great.
It's nonsense.
Mine is another Elseworlds story, which I read this week.
It's called Batman Gotham by Gaslight.
I remember Gotham by Gaslight, yeah.
Yeah, it's like 50, 60 pages or whatever.
It's basically Batman, all the same characters, but it's set in Victoria era Gotham.
And Jack the Ripper comes to Gotham, and Batman, who's kind of relatively new,
basically has to stop Jack the Ripper.
Great.
And it's just pretty good, you know?
It's got some good aesthetics and art and whatever, and it's got an old-worldy kind of Batman kind of costume and whatever, whatever.
It's good. Get into it.
And I'm also reading at the moment, and I'm really, really enjoying it.
It's called Batman Gothic. It's by Grant Morrison.
reading at the moment and I'm really,
really enjoying it.
It's called
Batman Gothic.
It's by Grant Morrison.
I'm not that far in
but there's this villain
who's apparently
come back from the dead
who's killing
a lot of mob bosses
and he might be
someone that Batman knows
and he's referred to
as the man
without a shadow
and it's kind of
at the point
where I'm at in the story
it's not sure
whether this guy
is like a supernatural
kind of being or not
so I'm interested to see where it goes.
If it's Grant Morrison, it could literally go any direction.
I thought you were going to say, is it, if it's Grant Morrison, like he's inserted himself
into the comic book again.
Sure.
I haven't done that in ages.
I'm going to be, okay.
That's it.
So that's what I'm going to recommend.
And I've got also a question.
Okay.
This is a listener. This is a listener letter that ties into another listener letter.
Okay, sure. So they cancel each other out.
So that way we don't have to do any work.
Fantastic.
You happy with that?
Yes.
Okay.
This is from Cam.
Listen.
Starts like that.
Great start.
Great.
Yeah, that's good.
Firstly, I'm the official boss.
I respect that start.
Firstly, I'm the official boss of the weekly planet.
Good.
Doesn't have to ask.
Love it.
So let's just, let's jot that down real quick.
Secondly, I have a really annoying friend who keeps badgering me to read more female
Marvel superhero comics.
I really want to shut him up, so can you recommend any or give me enough backstory on some interesting
ones so that I can pretend like I've read them?
This will also help me fit into my feminist rallies I often attend.
There's a lot to unpack in this.
It is, yeah.
What I'm going to do is ignore it and just recommend some stuff.
Now, hang on.
Also, as the official boss, I'm cancelling the podcast and reinstating it as a Mexican food podcast.
All right.
Look, we'll have a little siesta and then we'll get into that, all right?
But if you've got some stuff, I've got a letter that ties into this.
Okay, well, do you want to do that first
Ryan E
who's written in
he said he wanted
to recommend
Warren Ellis'
Transmetropolitan
that's great
which you love
I know I haven't
read that yet
but he's also
recommending
New Miss Marvel
Reboot
there you go
yes
so yeah
so read one of those
but well they both
have female
protagonist
hero-y
peoples
don't they
Transmetropolitan
doesn't
there's no female
characters in it
no he's got some
the main character is a guy called Spider Jerusalem.
Yeah.
He's a...
Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Moore and Frog Thor.
Yeah, let's...
Yeah, okay, sure.
So he says...
Why not?
But he also says Miss Marvel Book is one of the best new heroes since Invincible.
So I think I might check that out as well.
We should do an all-female.
That's really good.
She's interesting.
She's a female superhero.
Also Islamic faith.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
So it's interesting.
Cool.
Excellent.
Not here nor there, but it's interesting.
It's here and there.
It is both here and there.
Yeah.
Got anything else there or should we move it along?
Also, read some She-Hulk.
Okay.
Just read any of the most recent stuff.
Okay.
Yeah, totally.
Is it Shulk for sure?
Is that right?
Some people say Shulky. Sure. Old Sh totally. Is it Schalk for sure? Is that right? Some people say Schalky.
Sure.
Old Schalky.
Old Schalky.
That's what we're in for this week.
Yep.
Party on.
Okay.
We've got a few letters here, Mason.
I'm ready.
This one is interesting.
It says,
on the topic of DC films being serious,
remember we talked about that last week?
There's a no jokes policy.
No jokes policy.
Which apparently isn't true anymore anyway.
Okay.
And somebody also pointed out,
remember we were like,
why is Seth Rogen talking about this?
But Seth Rogen's writing Preacher.
Somebody tweeted me that.
Interesting.
So yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
The reverse question can be asked of Marvel films, I believe.
Are Marvel films becoming too silly?
I think on the back of the original Iron Man
and how serious a film that was
and compare it to the Iron Man 3,
in which all seriousness is undermined by a joke.
Ronin in Guardians is distracted, defeated by a joke.
Loki in The Avengers is a non-stop punching bag.
Every Marvel villain is taken out by a second character,
caused their own death, or just fall into darkness,
like the classic Disney death.
And several characters, like RDJ,
are becoming, you know, they just make quips and gags.
And I feel like Marvel has made, makes jokes and light of their characters and make it
easy for the general audience to get.
And that's why the films are getting sillier.
If that's the case, I'm glad DC will have a serious tone.
I'm just saying there's two sides to this argument and DC seem to be getting bullied.
Fair point.
Yep.
But also to be...
I'm sick of that multi-billion dollar corporation being bullied.
I'm sick of it.
But look, I think also,
I think the problem is why people
take these rumours on face value, including us,
is we just haven't seen...
It's fun too.
It's fun too, but we haven't seen enough
of the DC stuff recently.
We're only going off Man of Steel.
Put some more movies out, DC.
Yeah.
So, look, it remains to be seen...
It certainly does,
because they haven't put any bloody movies out.
Yeah, exactly.
It literally remains to be seen exactly but it makes a good point
but I think
Guardians struck the right comedic tone
because that
it's a wacky space team
yes
and that's the way to do it
but I think the tone that they should hit
is similar to Iron Man
and Captain America Winter Soldier
I think that's my favourite kind of tone
in these movies
yeah yeah
what about you?
yeah you're probably right.
I mean, it is...
I am right.
Wow.
No, let's stop there then.
Sorry, go on.
No, that's all I got.
I was hoping you'd cut me off, actually.
Yeah.
Cool.
Look, it depends what kind of mood I'm in.
Sure.
Absolutely.
Winter Soldier was great, and as was Guardians of the Galaxy.
Exactly.
And The Dark Knight, which is incredibly grim and not a lot of humour, is great.
So, you know, different things.
Yeah, yeah.
Different things.
This is from Gabriel, who's a zoologist.
We paid out zoologists a few weeks ago.
Now we've got one.
Did we really?
Yes.
Sounds like something we'd do.
He wrote a really nice letter, but the specific part that I'm going to read here, he would
like to hear an episode discussion about the limits of shared universes, particularly in
film and particularly Marvel.
Basically, how many Avengers
are too many Avengers
my personal opinion
is that they've already
done too much
in the first Avengers
which I enjoyed
but it didn't actually
give us sufficient time
with all the characters
I felt that Haw
sorry
steady on
did I say something
that I shouldn't have
I felt
Thor and Hawkeye
and then he's got in brackets
shut up James
he's cool in the films
yep
well remains to be seen there was actually a scene from he was supposed to be in Captain America Alt, Thor and Hawkeye, and then he's got in brackets. Shut up, James, he's cool in the films.
Remains to be seen.
There was actually a scene from... He was supposed to be in Captain America,
and there's a scene where he goes head-to-head with Captain America.
Interesting.
I read about it.
It sounds really, really great.
It's a shame it wasn't in it.
Do you mean in the first Captain America?
No, sorry, the most recent one.
Okay, right.
Because he's a member of S.H.I.E.L.D., and they set...
Basically, Hawkeye and Captain America have this showdown,
and they fisty-cuffs him, whatever, and then just as Captain America have this showdown and they fisty cuffs and whatever
and then just as Captain America's on the ground or whatever
Hawkeye whispers something to him like
you've got a tracer in your pocket.
Right.
And then...
Or are you just happy to see me?
Yes.
That I know about.
So that would have been cool.
Yeah.
So yeah, and he thinks that adding more to Age of Ultron won't help.
Yeah, it's a weird balance.
The entire reason I think they created the Ultimate Universe
was because there were...
The Ultimate Comic Book Universe
is because in the main Marvel Universe
there were just too many superheroes.
There's just an insane number.
There's thousands at this point.
That we know about.
Nice.
In the aftermath of the Marvel Civil War event,
all the superheroes were registered
and there was like a dozen heroes for every state in America.
So there was hundreds of them.
And everyone's got favourites.
Yep.
And I'm sure different
personalities that marvel want different characters in and so yeah i think they're
gonna have to they're gonna start swapping people out and killing people off yeah i think that's the
way especially now we've got not only we've got a whole lot of secondary characters like
um war machine and uh falcon and and whatever. And plus we've got new characters coming in as well.
So it's going to be a big roster.
And yeah, because after a while it becomes an insane world
where there's hundreds of superheroes
and nobody seems to mind that much.
Yeah.
Like that's a weird universe.
Yeah.
We're at a good balance now where people are like,
there's superheroes in the world, this is amazing kind of thing.
But you can't really let it be just an everyday thing
especially in the in the movies i don't think that's the problem i think they had with the
x-men movies especially you know x-men 3 at a certain point there were just hundreds of mutants
thousands of mutants all having overlapping powers yeah weird that's in in the x-men comic
books they they actually there was a the nation of genosha which is where you know at one point Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's like, well, they're not interesting if there's millions of them.
Who cares?
Yeah, exactly.
Although there is a really good series called District X, which is about sort of like a mutant ghetto in New York City
where Bishop is consulting with the police.
He's on a police squad.
Okay, cool.
It's really good.
And they're all regular peeps, and he's Bishop.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Bishop from Aliens.
Yeah.
And Lance Henriksen.
Awesome.
Well said, Mason. Thank you. thank you last one last email this is from
ralph cake boss ralph oh i love that guy he's great on the show big boost of the show it's
his birthday this week it is his birthday says ralph happy birthday ralph it's the official
rubber boot full of haggis on the podcast movie mandate as well his podcast yeah totally yeah
um i know you guys have a lot to do and this coming Saturday this coming
this coming Saturday
is my 30th birthday
and I'd like to invite you both.
It is in America.
There's going to be
a Darth Vader bounce castle
two custom brewed beers
exclusively for the party
and a lakeside funeral
for my youth
followed by hot tubbing.
If for some reason
you cannot attend
I will accept a shout out instead.
Keep up the great work.
Grab that
grab eat that gem grab them eggs. Keep up the great work. Grab that.
Eat that, Jim.
Grab them eggs.
Love and kisses, Ralph.
Oh, Ralph.
Happy birthday, Ralph.
Happy birthday, Ralph. Shout-outs to Ralph.
Shout-outs to Ralph.
Big person of the show.
Yeah, he is.
So, sorry we cannot attend your birthday.
That sounds...
That we know about.
It sounds amazing, right?
Yeah.
A lot of 30s are just people being sad.
Have you noticed?
Yes, I have noticed that, yeah.
Just like, well, life's passed me by.
I used to party and now I'm sad.
So that sounds really awesome.
So, yeah.
But, I mean, Ralph, leave aside a little bit of time for that.
Please.
Like, right at the end, if you could just be alone in the Bounty Castle,
just being a little bit sad, that would be good.
Also, that's the end of the show, Mason. thank you to the brute and the basilisk for the themes
thank you to everybody for their batman thoughts also just quickly i did i'm doing a collab kind of
podcasty video for youtube with josh lewis movie review i mentioned last week half's going to be
on his youtube channel if you google josh Lewis Reviews, you'll find that.
And the second half will be on my YouTube channel,
Mr. Sunday Movies,
where we just talk about
the best movies of the summer.
So, yeah.
Are you going to say
summer every time?
That's what I say
in the podcast
or the YouTube-y thing.
Love it.
So, yeah.
Go check it out.
It's a lot of fun.
Also,
because next week
we're not here.
Oh, yeah.
We're taking a week off.
We're taking a break. Love it. Got things to do. People to see. But luckily, we're not here We're taking a week off We're taking a break
Got things to do
People to see
But luckily
We're definitely going to do
We're just going to contemplate the death of our youths
That's right
Luckily we're going to do a Winter Soldier commentary aren't we Mason
Yes we are
And get that up
So if you go to weeklyplanet.bandcamp.com
Hopefully that will be up there
By next week
And you can listen along with your friends
And we It might be okay Your friends are us Yes Best friends that will be up there by next week and you can listen along with your friends and we
it might be okay
your friends are us
yes
best friends
best friends
so yeah
sorry we're not doing one next week
but you know
episode 50 seems like a good time
to take a break
right
forever
no we'll be back after that
we'll be back big time
and we'll be talking Ninja Turtles
will we
briefly
I mean everybody's seen it
everybody's seen it
yeah okay
but we'll talk about
it briefly, I guess.
But episode ideas,
please email the
show, Mason Ware.
Oh, they can get us
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and life.
That we know about.
So yeah, next week,
nothing.
Great. Captain America something. Be alone with your, next week, nothing. Great.
Captain America something.
Be alone with your thoughts.
Yeah,
that's right.
If you want to download that for free,
you absolutely can.
Don't feel obliged to pay any money for it.
I think we've got some credit.
We haven't.
Yeah,
that's right.
If you,
I think we've got some credits.
We can probably put up about a hundred or whatever.
I think we've got about a hundred free or something.
Cool.
Nice.
So,
you know,
we'll tuck them up and,
and first in,
first in.
Love it.
But also just get it for free. If you don't get that, who cares? Yeah. Life is a rollercoaster, man. Isn't it know, we'll tuck them up and first in. Love it. But also just get it for free if you don't get that.
Who cares?
Yeah, yeah.
Life is a rollercoaster, man.
Isn't it though?
Just gotta ride it.
Anything else?
Life is also a highway.
That's true.
And a box of chocolates.
Yes.
I can't think of anything else.
The life of Brian.
There we go.
Great movie.
Thanks, everyone.
Thank you for supporting us for 50 episodes.
Yeah, that's pretty great.
We're on some charts somewhere. That's 49 episodes more than I thought we'd do. Yeah, everyone. Thank you for supporting us for 50 episodes. Yeah, it's been great. We're on some charts somewhere.
That's 49 episodes more than I thought we'd do.
Yeah, that's it.
So, yeah.
See you in two weeks.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Am I blue?
Am I blue?
Am I blue?
Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you Am I blue?
You'd be too
If each plan that you had done fell through
There was a time
I was your only one
But now i'm
The sad and lonely one beautiful
I'm the sad and lonely one Beautiful
And you'll keep your part of the bargain?
A deal's a deal
He can stop now
Not on your life
I should say