The Weekly Planet - 53 Everything The Flash!
Episode Date: October 6, 2014This week we talk Doctor Strange casting, Tetris: The Movie, Deadpool, I Am Legend and Iron Man 4.Plus take you through the history of The Flash sorta not really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...y for more information.
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Not by choice.
A lot of it was obligation drinking.
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Because a friend of mine...
To be cool.
It's not an obligation.
That's right.
Yeah.
A friend of mine's having some problems with his girlfriend or whatever.
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But, you know.
Did that work?
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Did it make you a bit sad?
It made me a bit sadder and angrier and drunker and like my head hurts more.
And daylight savings.
When's that start?
To this morning.
Is that why?
Yeah.
I woke up and I'm like, what's happening?
Because, you know, all devices now like automatically reset.
Yeah.
Oh, God damn it.
Yeah, that's going to ruin your whole week now.
That one hour that you missed. All right. Doctor Strange news. Okay. automatically reset yeah oh god damn it yeah that's gonna ruin your whole week now that one
hour that you missed all right dr strange news okay uh this is a movie that's happening scott
derrick and derrickson's directing it he did sinister which you saw no the trailer for no
i'm familiar with the word sure uh joaquin phoenix is said to have passed on the role
this was like months after
They were trying to woo him
And he said he was in comic book stores buying comics
And all that kind of stuff
It's a clear sign that you're going to be in a movie
You purchase all the associated media
That's it
By the mugs
By the lunchbox
Are you sad by that?
Not really
He's a good actor
He's good in stuff But I would much rather it go to...
Actually, I wouldn't much rather it go to...
It's fine.
Whoever gets it will probably be fine.
Yeah, you're right.
Well, they're saying they might be going back to the names that were originally on the wish
list, which were Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hardy.
I don't like that.
I don't like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Because of his...
What did you say?
He's got no features on his face.
I have probably said something like that in the past.
Yes. They're not my exact words, but maybe they were my exact words. I don't know. I say a lot of stuff. Because of his, what did you say, he's got no features on his face? I have probably said something like that in the past, yes.
They're not my exact words, but maybe they were my exact words.
I don't know, I say a lot of stuff.
Sure.
But no, what is it about the Cumberbatch you don't like for the role?
I think it is the no features on his face.
Okay.
I think, I see Strange as definitely more, I don't know, older.
Sure, okay.
With a white at the temples.
Yep.
I don't think you can fight that with Cumberbatch. Somebody wrote in a while back, I can't know, older. Sure, okay. With a white at the temples. Yep. I don't think you can fake that with Cumberbatch.
Somebody wrote in a while back,
I can't remember who,
but they said they were confused by the origins of Doctor Strange,
like where he's from.
I think there's been some,
maybe some discrepancies,
but he's just a regular guy.
He's from like New York.
Yeah.
Isn't that, that's it, isn't it?
Every superhero,
Marvel superhero from the 60s
was from New York.
Yeah.
They all went to the same university,
I think.
Yeah.
Like him and Banner and Stark and Richards and all those,
Doctor Doom, they all went to New York University.
Different year levels, I assume.
It's the same year, I think.
Ben Grimm even went there.
What?
He's dumb.
Yeah, how did he get in?
He won a football scholarship, probably.
Okay, fair enough.
He doesn't do much science, does he?
Ben Grimm.
I mean, he is an astronaut, right?
Oh, a sword.
Is he like...
I think more he's like...
He's a pilot.
He's more like a He's a pilot.
He's more like a designated driver.
Yeah.
Than anything.
Don't get drunk is basically his job. Anyway, Tom Hardy.
I'll be on board with Tom Hardy.
Okay.
Isn't that strange?
Sure.
Because he could be smug and...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Handsome.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
He's not doing rom-coms anymore.
Did you read that?
I think he did one, didn't he?
And then he...
He did This Means War.
Yeah.
Which I didn't see, but that looked the worst, right?
Yeah.
And I think in it as well,
he was like the nerdy one.
Like...
That's believable.
Yeah, the other guy,
what was his name?
Chris Pratt.
Chris Pratt.
No, wait, no.
Chris Pine.
Was like the cool one
and they were both competing
for Reese Witherspoon inexplicably.
Yep.
And...
Oh, she's probably nice.
Oh, she's his, alright, whatever.
And Chris Pine was like, look, I'll give you a shot's hip, alright, whatever. And Chris Pine was like,
look, I'll give you a shot, whatever,
because, you know, I'm normally like the ladies' man and whatever.
Like, you're both really handsome.
Right.
I imagine there was a scene where
Tom Hardy pushed some glasses up on his nose
and then he hacked something.
Yes.
Like he hacked a spy satellite
because he was the nerd.
Because it did mean war.
And Jared Leto was the other one as well.
Also, then she was killed
with a drone at the end
yes
they set aside
their differences
killed her with a drone
and they murdered
Reese Witherspoon
yeah what about Jared Leto
nah too young and weird
okay
he's not even that young anymore
no he's not
but he looks really young
and he'd insist on gothy stuff
remember what happened
with Guy Pearce
and Iron Man 3
they insist on a something
something
and it ruins everything.
Don't let...
No.
No, I don't remember that.
What about this one?
Now, this person has expressed interest, but it said that they're not in talks.
Ethan Hawke.
Okay, yeah.
See, but everybody would express interest at this point.
Yeah, of course.
Yes, I would like to be in the next Iron Man and get the next Marvel franchise and get $50 million for a film.
Of course, everybody's expressed interest.
I like Ethan Hawke
me too
well he was also in
the movie Sinister
which you saw from the trailer
so he's friends with
Scott Derrick
is that a sci-fi film
or a horror film
it's a horror film
the Bagul
he comes out of the pictures
and he takes your family away
on a nice holiday
so it's like The Ring
but more lo-fi
yeah
it's more lo-fi
though The Ring's pretty lo-fi
because it was just
a VHS tape
like eventually that tape would war out
that ghost
that ghost would have no power
yeah you could just
snap the tape
couldn't you
you can't even think of that
you could just
you could just tape over
that little bit
on the VHS
you know where you tape it over
and then you can
you can tape over stuff
on the TV
absolutely
it's just ruined
so yeah there you go
put a magnet on it
put a magnet on it
yeah
what movie was that
it was Fight Club
but they went and
demagnetized all the videos
didn't they
remember that
yes
because they were
against society
oh yeah sure
that was a good movie
alright
so yeah
Doctor Strange
is there a sequel
to that coming out
the sequel comic
there we go
yeah
I believe it's
the same author
we should have been
across that
absolutely
I think we
we probably mentioned
no we didn't mention it
actually
no but it's set
10 years after we mentioned Jango Zorro yes I, we didn't mention it, actually. No, but it's set 10 years after.
We mentioned Django Zorro.
Yes.
I'm still looking forward to it.
Absolutely.
The Fight Club sequel,
it's 10 years after
and it's Marla and...
Marla?
Is that her name?
I can't remember.
Marla, yes.
And...
The narrator.
Yeah.
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden.
Yeah, whoever he is.
They're living together
in the suburbs
and they've got a kid
and it's kind of boring
and then Tyler Durden
emerges again
and kidnaps the kid or whatever.
Interesting.
So yeah.
Could you,
it couldn't be as shocking though,
like the second time,
like the twist or whatever.
Ah,
that's a good question.
Bret Easton and Ellis is.
Wait,
the bad person.
Isn't it?
Yeah.
Isn't it bad?
Isn't it Chuck Palahniuk who wrote that?
Oh,
it is too.
I'm thinking of American Psycho.
Yeah.
Chuck's great. He sure is. The TV show Chuck. Never seenuk who wrote that? Oh, it is too. I'm thinking of American Psycho. Yeah. Chuck's great.
He sure is.
The TV show Chuck.
Never seen it.
So yeah, great.
Fight Club News as well.
We've got to be in there.
We've got all the news.
Okay, are there any other options there?
I like Ethan Hawke.
That is good.
I like Ethan Hawke too.
It was also said that he turned down Lex Luthor, the Viking Phoenix.
I think that would have been better for him.
I think he would have been a really good Lex Luthor.
Yeah, he's very...
He's got resting sinister face.
We're talking about things that are sinister.
Like if he's just waiting at a bus stop or whatever,
he's just got sinister face.
Absolutely.
You wouldn't sit next to him.
No, you absolutely wouldn't.
All right.
The Baywatch movie is moving forward, as you heard.
No, what?
The reason I'm bringing it up
Okay good
Is because The Rock
Is going to star in it
Oh not Hasselhoff
Not Hasselhoff
I'm sure he's going to appear
I mean he'd demand it
And turn up
Yeah yeah yeah
Regardless
This is what The Rock quoted
On Twitter
Do you want to read it
Yes
I like The Rock's Twitter
I don't follow him but
I'll pop in
This is my beach
Bitch
Alright rude
Rumours are true We're making hashtag bay watch the movie edgy
raunchy raunchy and hopefully funny as hell cue slow-mo running on the beach hashtag who needs
mouth to mouth hashtag red shorts be hugging a brother that's a did he get all that in 140
that's amazing he must get special privileges he's very good at twitter you ever do a tweet
and you're like
that's exactly 140 characters
yeah
and it's grammatically correct
the other day I got one
I made a tweet
it had a picture in it
it had a link in it
it was grammatically correct
and it was 140 characters exactly
nice
I took the rest of the day off
yeah
that's awesome
maybe he gets
because he's a celebrity
he gets like
they're like look
you get 150
like maybe that's
yeah if anybody would the rock would yeah so it's going to, he gets like, they're like, look, you get 150. Like maybe that's... Yeah, if anybody would, The Rock would.
Yeah.
So it's going to be, this seems like it's going to be a 21 Jump Street.
Yeah, I'd say so.
Because that was not inherently fun.
Baywatch wasn't funny, right?
No.
No.
Not intentionally.
Yeah.
It wasn't even funny unintentionally.
No, it wasn't.
It just was a thing, wasn't it?
Yeah.
The appeal was the swimsuits and whatever, wasn't it?
Correct.
But that was in a time when you couldn have just get 1 billion gigs of pornography onto your computer
for free so yeah you know whatever great i'll probably say it so eventually who else is going
to be in it though um you don't have to answer that i think if there are some other funny no no
bill hader was in it i'm not sure if that he's dropped out or not, though. But I know at one point he was attached.
So, yeah.
He'd be good as like a Mitch.
Like a parody of a David Hasselhoff.
Okay, right.
There was one guy in that show, and I don't really remember much about the show.
Jason Momoa.
He was not in it.
He was in the Hawaii one.
Really?
Yeah.
But there was a guy in the...
There were two characters in the Baywatch show that were clearly supposed to represent like actual lifeguards
and like one was
like one guy
was just like a
because they were all
the male characters
were like you know
super buff
like bodybuilder buff
and shaved chest
and blonde and chiseled
or whatever
there was one guy
who was just like
like a regular dude
who works out
and he had like a hairy chest
and like he's bald
like a bald spot
and he was just like
in his 40s
and he had a mustache
yeah that's a lifeguard.
That's a standard lifeguard.
Yeah, and I think...
Yeah.
Bill Hader could do that.
Bill Hader is that guy.
Okay, cool.
But I mean, I guess if there's more funny people in it, I'll be on board.
The Rock's funny.
The Rock is funny, yeah.
And he's really good at Twitter, so...
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
I mean, he's got a handicap.
Yes.
Because he gets 150 characters.
That's right.
Yes.
Okay.
You know you like video game to movie adaptations? No. I've never once done characters. That's right. Yes. Okay. You know you like video game to movie adaptations.
No.
I've never once done that.
That's true.
Why?
People have asked before, what's the best one?
Prince of Persia is okay.
Never seen it.
Okay.
What about, I think Silent Hill is okay.
Okay.
That got trounced.
Yeah, that's okay.
But it's okay.
Very little about that is accurate to the video.
Triangle Face.
Triangle Face, sure. Fogs it's okay. Very little about that is accurate to the video. Triangle face. Triangle face, sure.
Fogs that roll in.
Fogs.
Girls who are ghosts in beds and they can control barbed wire.
I've never played a Silent Hill game.
Okay, well you've never though.
It's like you had.
It's like you drew me through the narrative there.
Yeah.
Have you played them?
Very briefly.
Apparently 2 is very, very good.
Okay.
But it's got to the point and I'm not going to go back.
No, because it'll look awful.
It'll be terrible. It'll be terrible. Jagged polygons. That Alien be terrible that alien isolation games out this week as well are you going to play that one
uh is it on next gen yeah uh no and ps3 and xbox see again here's i'm in the i'm in the cusp because
i haven't bought the next gen yet yeah me neither and so the first guy like to get like the first
game is going to be that's like a 600 investment yeah by the system and you're going to buy the
game yeah but i don't want to really buy anything on the previous generation anymore yeah because
it's not going to look any good is it compared to the new one you're right no i think you've
still got a bit of leeway there i'm just going to be in i feel i'm going to be in limbo until
arkham knight until arkham knight comes out exactly and then i'll be on board that's same
with me that's that's the but also um i want to get shadow of mortals out this week that's
apparently really good it's like assassin's creed but you're a lot of the rings guy but it's got like the fighting
of arkham and and there's that is a lot of claims yeah but apparently it's really really good and
there's uh this is a paid promotion by the way where like you know assassin's creed is like
build a farm like make a shop yeah upgrade all your weapons right this one's like it's a much
tighter story in smaller world world, which I prefer.
Uh-huh.
And there's a little bit of kind of leveling up, but it's more kind of just go and kill
a bunch of guys.
And the generals, like, that escape, like, the orcs then remember you, and you go back
and they're scarred, and they're like, you son of a bitch.
So, I'm on the floor today.
That sounds pretty good.
Yeah, it does.
And in isolation.
Do you fight a Balrog at any point?
Probably.
Nice.
No, probably not.
I don't know. Because there only is one, isn't there? Gandalf took him out. And in isolation. Do you fight a Balrog at any point? Probably. Nice. No, probably not. I don't know.
Because there only is one, isn't there?
Gandalf took him out.
Oh, yeah.
Could he be back?
Yeah, sure.
What was I saying?
Yeah, there's a...
Hey, when is this set, though?
I think it's before and then during.
Oh, so everything works out fine.
Yeah, I think you could...
So you could put in a Balrog.
Yeah, everything works out fine.
So it doesn't matter.
Your participation is irrelevant because the world is safe safe what happens after the lord of the rings
films uh i mean i mean the lord of the rings story there's books also i i i don't i don't know
not much all the elves fuck off great we know yep and then everybody just dies eventually
like aragon just gets older you read it directly from the novel there.
The elves fuck off and everyone dies.
Yeah.
Aragorn gets older, has a kid,
and then dies at like 400 years old.
Most of the Return of the Kingdom book,
or a large chunk of it,
I haven't read it,
is just wrapping it up.
Right.
Like the movie.
Like the movie.
Yeah.
Anyway, video game movies.
Yes.
Tetris the movie is happening.
Okay.
Would you want a quote from the producer?
Yes.
Slash Threshold's CEO, the company that's doing it.
Threshold.
Yes.
Never heard of them. It's a very big epic sci-fi movie.
This isn't a movie with a bunch of lines running across the page.
What?
But what is this? This is Battleship all over again. What? But...
What is this?
This is Battleship all over again.
It's Battleship again, yeah.
I don't understand.
Well, this...
Okay, this next quote explains it.
Seems a lot like a joke.
Because he also said,
So that's what this is.
People know it.
Vomit.
That guy's the worst.
Who is this guy?
Larry Can
Kazanov
Okay
Kazanov
I'm gonna look him up
During the show
And
Relentlessly bully him
On Twitter
Yeah pretty much
That's what's gonna happen
Yeah
So yeah
I mean
There's a movie coming out
Called Pixels
Where aliens invade
And they take on the shape
Of
Like a whole lot of
80s Video like video game
characters yeah and there was a short film based on it i mean as well and i think adam sandler is
producing it or might even be in it and it's peter dinklage is in it and i think josh gad maybe
and they're like video game champions like you know you're kind of king of kong video game
champions and they come into fight see that's a good idea. That sounds fun. Yeah, exactly. And there's more variety. Yeah. Tetris is four-piece blocks and they move around.
Yeah.
That's it.
Good game, though.
Yeah, really.
Apparently, you know, it's a Russian game.
The creator of Tetris, we've gone off track a lot today.
Doesn't matter.
The creator of Tetris didn't get anything from it because he was Russian and, you know,
it was in that era where communism, blah, blah, blah.
He was always rushing around.
Didn't have time to pick up the check.
Didn't have time.
I think he's being compensated now.
I hope so.
Alexei Tetrasov or something.
Alexei Tetrasov.
Yeah.
Alexei Tetrasov.
Look, this sounds the worst.
Brands of the new...
Shut up, brands of the new stars.
I hate this guy.
He produced the first two Mortal Kombat movies.
Yes, he did.
Yeah.
And ensuing TV series and stage show.
There was a Mortal Kombat TV series?
Yep.
It was very good.
How long did that last?
Not long.
Was it after the two?
It must have been after the two.
Yeah, it was.
Any of the same characters come back?
Like actors?
I don't think the actors came back, no.
But the characters were.
Sure.
I mean, all those actors were busy.
I find that very hard to believe.
Christopher Lambert would have been busy.
Sure.
Doing something in France. Yeah, yeah. Well, the first model combat was okay for the time it was
fun you know what was the best part about that whenever a character would appear that some
someone would announce the character that was good yeah which didn't make any sense okay so
uh tetris the movie this sounds awful yes i think we've we've nailed it yeah because there's nothing
to tetris no what are they gonna do it's like battleship yeah you're gonna have to build a whole new story
on the top in which case just make a new movie yep but brands are the new brands of the celebrities
so just quickly the deadpool uh movies it's confirmed that that's going to be set in the
regular x-men universe so i just saw that yeah that's that's great whatever be set in the regular X-Men universe. I just saw that, yeah. Yeah, that's great. Whatever. Makes sense. I'm not surprised.
Also, because of the way that Days of Future Past
took out all the old timeline,
that would include the Deadpool that was in X-Men Origins.
Interesting.
So that's a good way to get around that as well.
Is that what happened at the end of that?
At the end of...
Did that erase that timeline?
Because Wolverine was in on a different timeline.
Oh, he was too.
You can tell because Cyclops had different glasses on.
That's right.
That's how you know.
Okay, you're right.
So, yeah.
Okay, so we can have Ryan Reynolds back or not.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
I'm on board.
But I think it'll be Ryan Reynolds.
And we said, remember when that footage got leaked?
Yes.
One of us said.
I can't remember who.
Let's say it was you.
You said that the idea behind maybe leaking the test footage was to drum up interest.
Because as soon as that hit the net, the internet, that's slang, everybody went crazy and was
like, why isn't this happening?
Whatever.
And then a few weeks later, they're like, oh yeah, no, we're doing that.
So I think that was on purpose.
Maybe.
Or you think that was on purpose.
One of us certainly thought that at the time.
Who knows what we think now now do you remember i am legend was looking to do a prequel or a sequel
let's say i do one of them was the prequel was like neville the hero's hero's name neville neville
sure uh who uh you know in his time dealing with the virus when it first happens which isn't that
interesting just him in a lab yeah because you know csi style with a virus when it first happens, which isn't that interesting. Just him in a lab. Yeah.
CSI style with a lot of techno behind him.
Yeah.
Yep.
And because you know,
at the end he explodes himself with a grenade.
Yep.
Which is the most ridiculous ending to a movie probably ever.
Because you know,
there's that other ending in Iron Legion,
we've talked about this,
that makes way more sense.
Yes. That they cut because audiences didn't like it.
Did they cut it because audiences didn't like it?
They re-shot it.
Oh, okay.
I was under the impression that they would
they were they had the choice between the two endings and they went well it's exploding one
has more action so we'll just use it i think they screened it and then they were okay because as i
understand every but at this point everybody likes the alternate yeah if they bought out a sequel and
said listen this is just from the alternate alternate ending i'll be like yeah okay whatever just be just re-release it yep on blu-ray or whatever and be like this is the
extent this is the cut how it's supposed to be and then make a sequel or even use that final scene
from the first film yeah the alternate final scene at the start of the yeah yeah nice and then say
hey everybody just pretend this is the way it went yeah Yeah. Also, it's make-believe, so do whatever you want.
Well, there was also an idea that we talked about this as well, I'm sure,
that they were going to make Neville a clone so they can bring back Will Smith.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
So that's really good, isn't it?
I'm Will Smith, I'm a clone, I can say.
But now, what they've decided to go with,
they're going to retrofit a different script that was for a different movie
and then reboot the Iron Legend franchise. i love all the words in that sentence every concept in
that as we know brands the new celebrities so why not reboot a retrofit or retrofit a reboot i don't
care do whatever you want hollywood oh so's great, isn't it? Yep.
They shouldn't have used CGI vampires in that as well.
Also, they probably should have made it clear that they were vampires.
And they shouldn't have called it Iron Legend.
They should have called it anything else.
Because at no point does he say Iron Legend. What are we...
Yeah, they should have called it...
He's a pretty good bloke.
He's a real...
What a legend.
Yeah.
He's a bit of a legend.
Isn't he?
Isn't he?
Yeah.
Alright, last bit of news yep
uh robert downey jr's been milling about uh-huh just just hanging out in an alley
just poking at the garbage bins just they're like shoot get out of here robert downey jr
oh i'm thinking of cats i'm thinking of cats yeah well people keep asking about iron man You are thinking of cats, yeah. People keep asking about Iron Man 4.
Robert Downey Jr., he puts a whole fish in his mouth,
he just pulls out the skeleton, like in a mad magazine.
The people have been asking about Iron Man 4,
because he's only going to appear in Age of Ultron and then Avengers 3.
That's the rumour.
And he's kind of implied...
Oh, I know where this is going.
Go ahead.
Okay.
The Iron Man 4 news, go ahead.
And basically, people have been asking about it.
All I've picked out here,
every now and then he'll say like a quote
and it's just nonsense.
Like it's like pseudo-intellectual kind of garbage.
So I'm going to read this out.
This is what he says about Iron Man 4.
I'm sure we'll ride that thing.
You've got to surf that all the way to the shore.
I think I was at the forefront of something that was coming into being,
and I think it carried me as much as I informed it.
That's the healthy way to look at it.
It's just so easy to become inflated by the success.
But what they really are are long, strong trends.
It's just another wave.
He just said a lot of words in sequence, didn't he?
Yes.
That's actually not where I thought it was going to go.
Do you have more to that? Okay, here's this guy. This was like a couple of words in sequence, didn't he? Yes. That's actually not where I thought it was going to go. Do you have more to that?
Okay, here's this guy.
This was like a couple of hours ago this came out.
Robert Downey Jr. will do Iron Man 4 if Mel Gibson directs.
Yes, I should have.
I can't believe I left that out.
Yeah, mate.
That's not going to happen, is it?
What else has he directed?
Mel Gibson.
All those Apocalypto films.
Yeah, and all the Jesus here.
Yeah, okay, right, right, right. yeah okay uh will that happen i would watch that definitely not you sure it won't happen
i don't want mel gibson to do anything ever okay he's the worst but would you want to see uh
mel gibson how bad could it be
but the thing is
about Mel Gibson
and I don't
even putting aside
that he's the worst
sure
does he have an eye
for comic book movies
or would he
could he produce
something that's
he did the passion
of the Christ
oh yeah
that famous comic
character
Jesus Christ
so yeah
I don't know
I think that's just
people just saying
things
that's all this is yep so and I think you know we don't really just people just saying things that's all this is
yep
and I think
you know we don't really need
an Iron Man
another Iron Man movie
at the moment
because all the other franchises
are taking off
that's true yeah
you can rest on it
for a while
yeah I would rather see
another Guardians of the Galaxy
for example
exactly
or another Braveheart movie
definitely
yeah
let him do his own thing
yeah that's right
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Time for our thing for this week we'll talk about, I guess.
Our thing for this week we'll talk...
Oh, that's what we should call it.
And every week we get less and less into saying it.
Hey guys, this is the thing this week we've got to talk about, I suppose.
If we have to.
Now, The Flash is out next week, isn't it?
The pilot episode.
It hasn't been released officially.
Allegedly, it's been out on torrent sites for ages.
Allegedly.
I wouldn't know. Me neither. I actually genuinely wouldn't know. You said Allegedly, it's been out on torrent sites for ages. Allegedly. I wouldn't know.
Me neither.
I actually genuinely wouldn't know.
You said don't watch it for this, so...
Yeah, because it's out next week,
and apparently there's an extra three minutes of footage in it,
in the television one,
so that would get people on board.
Do you think it's just the head of DC going,
you idiots!
Stop downloading our stuff!
Yeah, absolutely.
It's a torrent of abuse.
Yeah. So in preparation for this TV show, which they It's a torrent of abuse. Yeah.
So in preparation for this TV show, which they say is going to be amazing, they say.
Who knows?
They sure do say that.
Maybe let's just go through a bit of The Flash.
History of...
Like, I'm not that...
I don't know that much about The Flash.
And I have done minimal research.
Sure.
But you're an expert on The Flash.
I've never said that.
You rang me and you insisted that I call you an expert on The Flash.
I didn't do any of those things.
Why would you?
Oh, this is...
Standards have been set high.
We're going to ruin them.
Sure.
Let's say I know some things about The Flash and you know some slightly more things than
The Flash.
Great.
Cool.
Can we settle on that?
Yep.
So why don't we go through...
We're talking about the programming language, right?
Yes.
Making little animations on the internet.
Absolutely.
Like the Homestar Runner.
So we'll go through things like The different guys with the Flash
His powers
His villains
And whatever
Yeah cool
And then we're going to end on
Who's faster
Superman or the Flash
Oh
And I'm excited for that
Oh me too
Because I'd like to know your thoughts
Just tell me now
No don't
Okay
No let's say
Let's talk about the thing
We're going to talk about
Great
Okay
Now
The first Flash
Jay Garrick
Yeah
What's his deal?
Bowl on his head
Yeah he's got a bowl on his head
Lightning
Lightning bolt
Okay so
He's
The thing about superhero origins
Because he was
He came in
He was created in like
The late 30s
Yeah
The science behind his origin
Is just nonsense
Is this the water vapour thing?
It's the water vapour thing
So
He was in college Yes On a football scholarship or something Yes science behind his origin is just nonsense. Is this the water vapour thing? It's the water vapour thing. So,
he was in college on a football scholarship or something. Yes. Because he's got to be
he can't be an actual nerd. No.
But anyway, he falls asleep in a lab
and he inhales hard
water vapours. Now, hard water vapours
hard water is just water
which has slightly more minerals than regular
water. It's mineral water.
Sure.
So that's my favourite thing about these kind of origins.
For later years, DC would be like,
well, some people have the metagene
and if you're exposed to whatever radiation,
then it activates and you get superpowers.
And you go, well, we can't.
That's a fun little thing they've invented for that universe.
But in this origin,
if you inhale
some mineral water gas you get superhuman speed how good's that right it explains how does that
even work though like how would how does water vapor tie into that like what how does it make
him go fast is it because he's does it speed up his metabolism or it's never explained i bet it is
i mean oh not well, it's explained.
I think, again, like I said, in the DC universe, most people have superpowers because they have a metagene and it's like inherent to them.
Yeah.
And some sort of traumatic event triggers it and they get sometimes powers that are related to what happened to them.
Yeah.
Sometimes not.
Sometimes they just have a freeze gun.
Sometimes they just have a freeze gun.
So in this case, he should have turned into some sort of mineral water gas man.
But he didn't.
He got superpowers.
The comic was cancelled not that long after it was started.
Yeah, yeah.
Because then it was rebooted or revived in the 60s with Barry Allen.
Yeah.
That was the idea, right?
We don't see a lot of Jay Garrick, do we?
He was brought back sort of in the 90s.
Yeah.
Because we had Wally West, who we'll talk about later, who became the third Flash.
Yeah.
He sort of made a mentor character.
Yeah.
And so they brought Jay Garrick back.
Jay Garrick's in the Flash TV series, isn't he?
Isn't he?
Is that his father?
But...
Are we talking about...
Yeah, okay.
The new, new one.
Yeah, yeah.
No, in the new, new one, his father played by John Wesley Shipp who's the original Flash
yeah
no he's just
playing his father
okay
yeah
are you sure
yeah
super sure
fine
yeah
whatever man
okay also
Jay Garrick has a
suit ball in his head
yes he does
is it actually a
suit ball
no it's just a
it's a helmet with
wings on it
but it looks a lot
like a suit ball
because it's supposed
to be like
how do you
pronounce it
Hermes
the god of speed
okay
so great great yeah
yeah they're kind of yeah it's sort of like one of those you know like there's world war one kind
of helmets as well like that it's like a bowl on his head it's like a big soup bowl on his head
like he's in some sort of depression era ragamuffin yeah so did he die of old age or
something no he's still around okay he's in's in the Justice Society. Is he old? Yes.
But the thing about everybody in the Justice Society, because you can't kill any characters in comic books, ever.
So they've gone through so many time travel shenanigans and what have you.
Yeah.
That they're all kind of like still quite youthful.
Yeah.
Despite the fact that he's in his 90s probably.
Yeah, he'd have to be.
They'd be like, well, then he fell through a time rip and then blah blah blah
and he inhaled some more
hard water vapors
and
he felt pretty good
felt pretty good
they later changed it to
heavy water vapors
which is
water with more hydrogen in it
I think it's implied
that that's radioactive
but it's not really
okay sure
but
look it's still water
it's still water
he put some
he put some water vapor
up his nose
right
that's what happened
great stuff why did he fall asleep in that lab guess it doesn't matter It's still water He put some water vapour up his nose That's what happened Great stuff
Why did he fall asleep in that lab?
It doesn't matter
It's kind of important when you think about it
Probably
Too much football and science
I would say probably too many sock ops
At the malt shop
I don't know what they did in the 30s
Too many hot rod races
That's right
Probably too many dates with his best girl
And then he gave her his letterman's jacket And then he was cold and he fell asleep in the lab.
You know?
Brilliant.
So, Barry Allen's next and he's probably the most well-known.
Yes.
I would say.
He was the subject of the TV series.
Yes.
He...
You're talking the 90s TV series and the current one.
And the new one, yeah.
Yeah.
And then he...
Let's talk about...
Okay, so his origin, which is more plausible.
It's basically...
He was a police scientist.
He was in his lab.
A bolt of lightning shoots through his window,
strikes all the chemicals, they hit him.
He gets hit with a bolt of lightning and some chemicals,
he gets super speed.
Exactly.
And that's how they showed it in the new series as well
in Arrow
when they showed that happening
it was a lightning bolt
from a particle accelerator
yeah
oh yeah of course
that's right
because it was a thing
and Ed from the TV show
Ed was like
what have I done
yep
I regret this intensely
so he's
you know
he's an interesting character
I find
what I find fascinating about that is
is he an interesting character
no
I find a lot of characters from
the 50s and
60s aren't
very interesting.
They have
interesting powers,
they meet
interesting villains,
they get into
interesting situations,
they themselves
not interesting.
Hal Jordan,
boring.
Barry Allen,
boring.
Oliver Queen,
up until the
last 10 years,
boring.
Name some
others.
Batman? Boring. No, all right you know that's a really
good point there is especially like these legacy heroes though where there's a lot of them but i
find it interesting that that's the one that they've rested on as the go-to flash right not
wally west because normally when a few people take on the mantle people generally just remember the
original i have some thoughts on that please do but okay my feeling is because barry allen was the the main guy the main flash yeah the only flag he was the
hang on if we go back to the orange for a second sure barry allen was the first superhero of the
the silver age of comics yeah it's uh 1954 is in showcase which is this dc they're, let's throw a whole bunch of stuff at the wall and see what sticks.
And this kind of did stick.
But when he gains his super speed, he becomes The Flash because he reads a Flash comic from the 30s with Jay Garrick in it.
And he's like, I should become The Flash as well.
We'll get to that later.
So, in this universe...
Yes.
We'll get to that later.
So, in this universe,
the Flash gets his name from reading a comic of a fictional universe which has Wally West in it.
Correct.
Not Wally West.
Do we want to talk about parallel universes?
Please.
Okay, so...
Oh, we've gone down a rabbit hole here.
Okay, so one of the things people wonder about in comic books is
why is it that some characters have been fighting crime,
like Batman has been fighting crime since like 1938 yeah and he isn't like a million years old i didn't want to do the maths
just then and like it's about a million fighting crime into like a bat wheelchair and obviously
the correct answer is shut up yeah shut up nerd but basically what what dc decided to do in this case is they said,
all right, so all the...
Hang on, let me...
You can edit for around this.
Yeah, that's fine.
Or leave it in.
No, basically what they said was, okay, there's two universes,
one of which is a universe in which Batman and Superman
and some of those guys started fighting crime like in the 40s,
like the 30s and 40s. And there's a second universe which Batman and Superman and some of those guys started fighting crime like in the 40s, like the 30s and 40s.
And there's a second universe where Batman and Superman and those guys started fighting
crime like in the modern era.
Yeah.
And at some point, the narrative switched over.
What?
So, basically, the first universe, which we're going to call Earth 2.
Sure.
Because that's...
Like the TV show.
Yeah, exactly.
Superman and Batman started fighting crime in the 30s.
Yeah.
We saw that happening.
Yeah.
And then we got to like, maybe like the 50s-ish.
And then we, instead of reading about stories that happened in Earth 2,
we started reading about stories that happened in Earth 1.
Okay, right.
So in this case, there's two universes, Earth 1 and Earth 2.
Yeah.
Both of which feature a Superman and a Batman. Okay, right. So in this case, there's two universes, Earth 1 and Earth 2, both of which feature a Superman
and a Batman, but other different B-list characters like the Flash and whatever.
Sure.
So eventually, Barry Allen, the Flash, discovers that there is a parallel universe in which
Jay Garrick, the first Flash, is real, and then they cross over.
And then eventually, we had a...
Infinite crises?
Yes, the crisis on infinite Earths,
where it turned out not only there were two Earths,
there actually, there was three Earths.
There was a third Earth where all the good guys were actually bad guys.
They were the crime syndicate of America.
Oh, of course.
And Lex Luthor was the one hero against them.
And it turned out there was an Earth-4,
which had like all the characters that eventually became all the characters in Watchmen, so like
Blue Beetle and
Peacemaker and a whole bunch
of characters that you never see anymore because they're no good.
Wait, they were in the Watchmen?
Or they were going to be in the Watchmen?
The characters from... Oh, we got off tangents.
Let's go tangents. Let's do some tangents.
Okay, so
in the early 80s
DC purchased a company called Charlton Comics, and it contained a whole bunch of characters, original characters.
And Alan Moore, upon hearing this, was like,
Give me them.
Give me all your characters.
I'm going to create my own storyline based on these characters.
And they read his pitch, and they're like, actually,
You can't kill them.
You can't.
You'll sort of
ruin them forever
we want them to be
ongoing characters
we're going to integrate
into the universe
but you've sort of
ruined them
yeah
so he altered them all
to just be like
archetypes
yeah to archetypes
of new versions
of the characters
which is ironic
because those characters
are now completely iconic
and nobody remembers
yeah that comic
hasn't been out of print
since the day it was
you know
first released.
Yeah, since they snatched it away from Alan Moore.
Yeah, exactly.
And all the original versions of those characters, they're B-list at best.
Yeah.
Like some...
Okay, what's Peacemaker look like?
Like a big peace symbol?
No, incorrect.
That's wrong.
What does Peter Cannon Thunderbolt look like?
Cannons for arms.
No.
You know Blue Beetle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But all the rest of them.
Yeah, Blue Beetle's got a car. Yeah, he's got... He doesn't really have a car. He's got a car. Heons for arms. No. You know Blue Beetle. Yeah. Yeah. But all the rest of them. Yeah.
Blue Beetle's got a car.
Yeah.
He doesn't really have a car.
He's got a car.
He doesn't have a car.
He's got a car.
Captain Adam you'd know.
He was Doc Manning. Yeah.
Okay.
Where were we?
We've already got the Adam.
Oh yeah.
So that was Earth 4.
Yeah.
So there was Earth X where the Germans won World War 2 and blah blah blah and then turned
into an infinite number of Earths and then...
Did the Germans win World War 2 the one where Batman's a Nazi turned out there were an infinite number of Earths and then Did the Germans win World War II
the one where
Batman's a Nazi?
No I think that's
a different parallel universe
because it turned out
there were an infinite number
So there's two
Okay so there's at least
two Nazi Batman
Yeah
But realistically
there's probably
an infinite number
Yeah and there was
Earth S
which contains
the Marvel family
so Captain Marvel
and Captain Marvel Jr.
and Mary Marvel
and blah blah blah
So anyway it turned out
there were an infinite
number of universes.
Yeah.
Which is fun from a
narrative standpoint
but.
Very confusing.
Very confusing.
I guess for new
readers it was like
you'd open up a
comic book and it
was like two
Superman teaming up
with a good Lex
Luthor to fight two
bad Lex Luthors and
a bad Superman in a
universe where the
Nazis won World War
II and people were
like what is what what's going on?
So they decided to streamline it.
And in Crisis on Infinite Earth, they just crushed it all down to one universe.
So did all their personalities combine?
Like all the Superman had one personality?
Or just one?
No, they just...
One win.
With Superman, they basically...
This is in the 80s.
With Superman, they rebooted him.
A lot of stuff stayed more or less the same.
Batman stayed quite similar.
Man they rebooted him. A lot of stuff stayed more or less the same. Batman stayed quite similar. They used Crisis on Infinite Earths to streamline a lot of Superman's powers and
what he's done.
Again, Superman was quite hard to work with from a narrative standpoint. He's quite hard
to work with because he's a guy, especially in the 70s, he was a guy who could throw planets
around.
And they'd just make him do anything.
Yeah, exactly. He could give himself any power he wanted, essentially.
And it was really difficult to have him... You know, it was really difficult month to month
trying to write ways in which he would have trouble fighting bank robbers.
You know, a guy who can punch a hole through the sun or whatever.
And he'd be like,
Oh no, these bank robbers have got kryptonite lasers for some reason.
You know, it'd be that every...
So they're like, okay, we'll use Cross and Infinite Earth.
We'll depower him significantly
yeah
and bring his parents
back from the dead
and blah blah blah
yeah
a lot of that stuff
they've
yeah
retconned again
well it's all gone now
it's all gone again
yeah
yeah yeah
but anyway so
what were we talking about
oh yeah the flash
so
we're never gonna get
to a point in this episode
it doesn't matter
so anyway
they basically
when they smoosh it down to one universe,
basically Jay Garrick and Barry Allen were in the same universe.
Okay.
And so I guess he was inspired by the tales of the Flash in World War II or whatever.
Gotcha.
So when they smushed everything together, like a weird paste.
It's a technical term.
They didn't have memories.
There was like a whole new universe.
They didn't have memories of all the different universes basically
a couple of
people did
okay
what's his name
Psycho Pirate
was the
yeah
it doesn't matter
he's like a D-list
he's like a D-list
villain
he was in
he was in on
he was at the
ground floor
in Crisis on Infinite
Earths
he still remembers
what happens
yeah
and eventually
it's sort of
it's since come out in the various, you know,
other crises that have happened in the DC Universe
that there was a previous infinite number of universes.
Yeah.
And, you know, people are like, whoa.
Who smushed them together?
Well, there was a villain called the Anti-Monitor.
Right.
And he annihilated a universe,
like one of the parallel universes
and discovered that
when he did that
he became more powerful
and he realised
that if he destroyed
all the alternate universes
he would become
the most powerful
being in existence
that existence being
just him
so he didn't really
think it through
ultimately
but anyway
he basically
annihilated all the
alternate universes
except for about four
and then they all
all the remaining guys
teamed up and fought him,
and then they defeated him, but then there was only one universe left.
Yeah, okay.
Which was a combination of all those four.
Gotcha.
Well, that is confusing.
Isn't it, though?
I'm glad we sort of explained it somehow.
Muddled through it.
Muddled through there,
based on my vague memories of things that happened in the 80s.
But basically, Barry Allen got his powers through lightning and science.
Correct, lightning and science. Correct. Lightning and science.
There, we've finally got...
It's also been implied
that when he...
Because Barry Allen
sacrificed his life
in Crisis on Infinite Earths
to save the universe.
Yeah.
And it's implied
that his soul
somehow went back in time,
turned into a lightning bolt,
and struck Barry Allen
in the past.
Oh, okay.
So he's a paradox.
The Flash is all about paradox.
Yes.
Inexplicable paradoxes that are upsetting and make your head hurt.
So I guess Wally West is the next kind of well-known-ish kind of one.
He's Barry Allen's nephew, isn't he, or something?
He's Barry, yes, he is.
And he also had the same accident.
The exact same origin.
Again, I thought we were over these ridiculous origins.
But yeah, basically, he went to visit.
I mean, there's been a couple of showings of his origin over the years.
Sure.
But the one I read, which was sort of in the 90s,
when they sort of retold his origin.
Basically, he goes to visit Barry Allen in his lab,
and he knows that Barry Allen's the Flash.
Yeah.
And he's like, how'd you get your powers, Uncle Barry?
And Barry's like, okay, basically what happened is,
I was in my lab,
and all the chemicals on my shelf
were arranged like this.
And he super speeds all the chemicals
onto the shelf exactly how they were.
And he's like,
then I got struck by lightning.
And a bolt of lightning goes through the window.
And Wally West gains the Flash powers.
Brilliant.
And nobody's like,
nobody, I, I, I,
I hope there's an issue
where somebody calls him on that.
He's like, that's there's an issue where somebody calls him on that. It's like, that's ridiculous.
What did that...
So was there a storm?
I mean, there must have been.
What are the chances?
Why would you...
Exactly.
Why would you risk it?
Why would you risk it?
I don't think there was a storm, though.
I think it was just a regular day.
Paradox, probably.
Probably a paradox.
Some kind of bloody paradox.
It's probably Wally West going back in time.
Yeah.
So he was like Kid Flash, though, as well, wasn't he? He was Kid Flash and Wally, yeah. Yeah a paradox. Some kind of bloody paradox. It's probably Wally West going back in time. Yeah. So he was like Kid Flash though as well, wasn't he?
He was Kid Flash as well, yeah.
Yeah.
He's been knocking about.
You like him?
He's my favourite.
Really?
Yeah.
Why's that?
Because he's the most interesting?
Because he's got the dumbest origin.
Well, second dumbest.
Water vapours.
Yeah.
Second dumbest origin.
And we were talking about before why people hooked onto Barry Allen as the main guy.
I think probably because...
I think we've discussed this before as well.
When people grow up as big fans of a certain character
and then they get to an age
where they are writing the stories of that character,
I think that when they're writing...
When they become comic book writers or whatever,
they're like,
well, I'm going to bring back all the characters
that I loved when I was a kid.
And I think that Geoff Johns,
who is one of the main guys at DC,
who I enjoy his work a lot,
but I feel he's guilty of that very much,
where he's like,
I'm going to bring back everything
exactly that the status quo was when I started,
when I started reading comics kind of thing.
And I think he's like,
well, I really like Barry Allen.
He was my guy growing up.
I'm going to bring him back.
It's like someone's favorite Doctor Who or whatever.
Yeah, I guess so.
And, yeah.
Ugh.
And that doesn't happen.
All the time.
People have it.
Yeah, usually the first one you see is the one you like the most.
Yeah, I guess so.
But they're not then bringing back old Doctors.
No, they do kind of every now and then.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
And I think, but it's just now the time is ripe for, you know, movie adaptations and
TV adaptations and TV adaptations
and cartoons
and stuff like that
it just happens to be
Barry Allen is in that zone
right now
he's right in the zone
he's right in the zone
Wally Westwood is the
the comic
the cartoon rather
Flash
for most of like
Justice League Unlimited
and stuff like that
but he's very vague that one
like what he can do
no the Flash
in the Justice League cartoons,
you never really learn anything about him.
They've always kind of got the same,
whoever they are, they've got the same kind of personality.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, he's Wally West,
but he does have some elements of Barry Allen.
Yeah.
And you've only seen him with a mask off like once, I think.
Very brave.
What happens is actually that Lex Luthor
switches brains with the Flash.
Sure.
And he gets into Justice League headquarters or whatever.
And he's like, now it's time to reveal who this man is.
And it's time for me to plot my revenge.
And he takes the mask off.
And he's like, I have no idea who this is.
Why would you?
Why would you?
But yeah, in the cartoons, he's just this vague, wacky, super speed guy.
Yeah.
It's kind of fun.
Yeah, sure.
And of course, the last one is...
Well, not the last,
but one of Bart Allen.
There's so many more.
There's a lot.
They just never end.
He's the grandson of Barry
and he was born with the powers, wasn't he?
Because he was like in his genes or whatever.
Yeah, he was right in his genes.
It's right up there.
But he aged quickly, didn't he?
Yeah, because he's from the future.
Yeah, he's from the future.
He's the grandson of Barry Allen. And basically... He he yeah because he's from the future yeah he's from the future he's the grandson
of Barry Allen
and basically
he's got the
Jack disease
from the movie
Jack
yeah
oh rest in peace
Robert Williams
and basically
he was raised
in like virtual reality
so he was then
sent back in time
to the modern era
yeah
so Barry Allen
like a young
Barry Allen
could help
did he know
that he was raised in virtual reality?
Well, that's the thing.
When he came back to modern Earth,
he had a lot of trouble distinguishing reality from virtual reality.
It was wacky.
Well, I have that now because graphics are pretty good.
Graphics are great, aren't they?
Sometimes you're being menaced by a pterodactyl and you're like,
is this real or is this VR?
Did you ever use one of those VR consoles from the 90s? No, never. Very briefly. Which one? Dactyl
Nightmare it was called. Okay. You fought a pterodactyl. You had a gun. It wasn't very
good. That sounds really good. Okay, so any other notable ones or ones that you want to
make mention of? Because they're the only four that I wrote down. Yeah, that's... Okay.
He's actually not on...
Because I'm looking at the Wikipedia page right now
because I'm like,
oh, one of the notable ones.
There's one that's not on the list.
His name's John Fox.
Yeah.
And he's the Flash of like the 25th century.
Okay.
He's a future Flash.
Yeah.
But also, he's also the Flash of the 853rd century.
He's in Justice Legion A,
which is the Justice League of...
Did you ever read DC One Million? No. It's really good. Is it one million years in the future? It's one million's in justice legion a which is the the justice league of did you read dc 1 million
no it's really good is it 1 million years in the future it's 1 million months in the future oh
because we it's yeah because 1 million years is too far that's crazy that's insanity so it said
1 million months in the future was about 85 000 years yeah uh and so all the all the issues it
was a it was a uh company-wide crossover and all the issues went to issue 1 million.
See how that works?
Okay, cool.
And it was sort of this crossover that was set in modern era, but also 85,000 years in the future.
It was really good.
Was the Superman the same Superman?
Sort of.
Good.
Well, there was two.
There was the...
Is that the one where you had kids, and there's generations of Supermen that are his ancestors?
There's Superman 1 million, who is the the superman of the future yeah and he's got heaps of superman powers got him but
there's also superman prime who exists who who's the original superman he turns into a truck yeah
he turns into a truck exactly let's leave it there no what i want to know he lives he lives in the
sun oh he's the one that lives in the sun he's got a fortress of solitude in the sun. That's pretty good.
He's all gold because he's got godlike powers.
He's got so much bloody sun happening.
Good for him.
Yeah, it's great.
That's great.
So yeah, no other versions of Flash.
There's like female Flashes and whatever.
Well, there's Jessie Quick.
Came out wrong.
Yeah.
She's not really...
She's sort of a Flash.
But they all also take on different...
Like one sometimes they're the Flash and then they're Kid Flash and then they're they give themselves
a different end
the speed stuff
that's not one
but you know what I mean
there's some
there's some low rent versions
yeah
there's Johnny Quick
yeah that's the one
Johnny Quick
Max Mercury
yep
yeah
I know right
all of them
it turns out in the end
that all of them
so Max Mercury
had like an equation
that he learned
yeah
that would allow him
he'd think of it in his mind
And then gain the ability of super speed
What a nerd
Yeah I know right
But it turned out all of these guys have access to the speed force
Which is like an extra dimensional
It's an extra dimensional dimension
Well that's what I've got here
I've just written here
Mason explain the speed force
Oh Jesus
I don't want to because I don't understand it
Because it's also It's this extra dimensional space
where this energy field enables them to move fast.
Yeah.
But they don't really move in that dimension.
They move in our dimension,
but they tap into that dimension for the speed.
It's like, it's like, um, pin particles.
Sorry?
It's like pin particles.
It's like pin particles.
Do whatever you want.
Yeah.
But it's also like...
Borrow from another dimension.
Yeah, and it's also like heaven for super speedsters
like they die
and they end up there
which must be
really boring
like if everybody
else you knew
ended up in
regular heaven
and you died
and you ended up
in speed force
heaven
and it's just you
and a whole bunch
of like boring
old guys
that just want to
talk about running
there's just a stack
of old like
runners digest
magazines in the
corner
like expired ones
and they just to read those.
So, basically, all of these guys, though, can tap into the speed force.
Yes.
And use that to do anything they want.
More or less.
That's true.
We've been talking powers.
There's a...
Yeah.
I've got a list here.
Okay.
Well, the first one is obviously run fast.
No, they can't do that.
Like, speed of light.
Sometimes more, sometimes less.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Like, it depends.
I know... I can't remember which flash it is. You can run on, like, a beam of light. Ah, Barry Allen can do that. Like speed of light, sometimes more, sometimes less. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like it depends.
I know, I can't remember which flash it is.
You can run on like a beam of light.
Barry Allen can do that.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's pretty good.
That's right.
Yeah.
They can't fly any of these guys, can they?
But I mean, not that it matters.
I mean, if you can run on a beam of light, you can run on a small amount of hot air.
Yeah.
That's right.
Exactly.
There's also things like they can vibrate through a wall, wall at super speed and just kind of go straight through it.
We were talking about Superman.
He was too powerful.
That is probably...
I'm not sure if it's been said outright, but that's probably one of the reasons they knocked off Barry Allen as the Flash.
Because he had complete molecular control over every atom in his body, which gives him incredible powers.
But again, it's really hard to write for.
Like, if he can catch bullets and run through walls
and jump on a cosmic treadmill
and go backwards in time.
He also built the cosmic treadmill.
I don't know if you know that.
It's just a regular treadmill.
It's just a regular treadmill,
but he can run on it
and pass through the time barrier
and go back in time.
So it's really difficult to pose a challenge
to somebody who can go back in time
and basically...
Like, if somebody's robbing a bank, you just go back in time to the day before you punch them on the head
you go back to your time no consequences yeah save the day right that's right so it's increasingly
difficult to write yeah interesting stories for that and so when he was killed they replaced him
with wally west who didn't have it didn't have the training didn't have the confidence he had
an exercise bike had an exercise bike and couldn't go that fast.
Yeah.
Like, his powers for a very long time were way below Barry Allen.
So that was...
Narratively, that's a lot better.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Run up walls.
That's fun.
Sure, run up walls.
Yeah, do all that kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, apparently, though, he can also think so quickly that he's, like, immune to telepathy
because you can't, like, catch on to his thoughts because they're just like speeding by
or whatever
he's just reading
those running digest
magazines
and he's reading
real fast
and they speak
they can speak
at like an accelerator
rate so they can
have like a secret
conversation
to each other
and I think Superman
can also do that
wow
it must be really
boring being these
guys though
because everything
moves at just
snail's pace
yeah yeah
do you know what I mean
like I don't know
how these guys exist
yeah
there was a
storyline from the 90s
which is an issue
from the 90s
with Wally West
and it just opens
with him in a bank
and he's like
bank lines are torture
like I'm the fastest
man in the world
this is so
and then people
just bust in
and try to
you know
rob the bank
and he's like
oh thank god
I can finally
something to yeah that's pretty good.
Yeah, that's pretty great.
And also time travel.
So, yeah, you mentioned that.
He does that all the time.
Or not all the time.
Look, enough for it to be annoying.
Enough for it, yeah.
You're right, it's hard to write for
when you've got a character who can pretty much
not necessarily do anything,
but you can go anywhere in time
and fix anything or whatever
right right
but anyway
whatever
explain the speed force Mason
I just did sort of
I don't like it
we can talk about villains
okay
I've got
I took these from a top 10 list
but I also added one of mine
which I thought was interesting
okay
he's called the fiddler
sure
and he hypnotises people
with a violin
yep
great
I've noticed a lot of the flash's villains
they're just guys who have like one gimmick and i don't understand why they pose a threat
and the number one one on the list which we'll get to he's a he's a famous-ish villain
but i don't understand why he's a threat at all uh first one i got here is glider golden glider
yeah she's a female she was an ice skater, but that's...
Sure.
Retconned or whatever.
Originally, her powers were she'd ice skate and then the ice would appear under her feet.
Right.
And so that's probably pretty good, I guess.
It's not much of a power.
Absolutely not.
But you can do a bunch of other stuff.
I think you can read minds and...
Uh-huh.
Bloody blood.
So you see this one, they just throw additional powers yeah not very
interesting that's it exactly well what i find that the part of flash's villains is that they've
also they've sort of formed this rogues gallery yeah they're called the rogues yeah and they're
not power wise they're not good but they're just interesting characters yeah sure which i guess
you have to do yeah if your powers are not great and you get trounced every single time. Yeah, that's right.
Pied Piper.
Yep.
Who I guess is like the fiddler.
Yep.
He's got a hypnotic flute.
Yeah, exactly.
So there's at least two villains who have instruments who can hypnotise people.
You know what's interesting?
The Flash has two villains who are gay and control rats.
Is that weird?
The Pied Piper is...
It's not like it's neither here nor there that they are.
Right?
No.
It's irrelevant.
Do whatever you want.
But the Pied Piper
has this hypnotic ability
and he can control rats.
Yeah.
He's gay.
Sure.
Unrelated.
Sure.
And there's another one
that I can't recall the name of
also controls rats,
also gay.
That's weird, right?
Yes, it is.
I don't understand.
Is that a coincidence?
I mean, there's literally thousands of villains.
Yeah.
Like comic book villains in the world.
I mean, eventually you're going to get some crossover, but it's weird that they're both
Flash villains.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess also like the Flash has a lot of speeds to villains.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
But that's very specific.
It is.
You know?
Yeah.
Captain Boomerang's a pretty famous one.
Uh-huh.
Throwing boomerangs.
Yep.
Again, just a regular kind of guy with a gimmick
Yes, his son though
Has super speed and also throws boomerangs
He's got both
He's got both powers, yeah
Is that the kid they had together?
He's like the blade vampire hunter
Of a guy with super speed who throws boomerangs
He's got all the strengths and none of the weaknesses
The thing is though
The Flash could just throw boomerangs if he wanted to
I'm sure
Yeah, definitely
He's really good at it
Like this Captain Boomerang.
He can practice all bloody days.
Yeah, exactly.
This Captain Boomerang kid could just throw anything if he wanted to.
He could have the Flash's power and have a rocket launcher.
Yeah, totally.
He could just be that and do something else.
Weather Wizard, who appears in the Flash pilot.
He's got a wand.
He's got a weather wand?
Not in the Flash pilot, I think he's got.
So is he actually a wizard, is he? No, he's not an actual wand not in the flash part i think he's got but yeah so is he actually a wizard is he no he's not an actual wizard you idiot why wouldn't he be yeah no he's
just a guy he's got a like a it's a he's got a weather controlling wand it's technology okay
magic sorry jesus the hadron collider gives him that oh i say yeah okay i think how it ends i
haven't seen it mason officially but he's making a tornado and Flash runs the other way or whatever.
Does he have a costume?
No, I don't think he does.
They'll get there.
They're actually talking about the Atom this week and how the Atom, you know, he's being
played by Brandon Routh.
Oh, yep.
He's not going to suit up as the Atom in Arrow.
Okay.
But they might.
So why is he there?
What are you doing?
Because they're going to make a lot of subtle hints about shrinking.
Yes.
They're going to be...
And then he might get his own TV show.
Yeah, exactly.
That's probably where I was going to go.
Savitar.
He'll be stepping out of pools and people will be like,
watch out for shrinkage.
And he'll be like...
Savitar is a super speedster, I think.
But he's got swords.
Yeah, he's got some other stuff.
I don't know what his deal is.
Mirror Master. Manipulation and mirrors and tricks. He's like Mysterio,, I think, but he's got swords. Yeah, he's got some other stuff. I don't know what his deal is.
Mirrormaster.
Yep, great.
Manipulation and mirrors and tricks.
He's like Mysterio, I guess, sort of.
Not really, because Mysterio is all illusions.
But Mirrormaster can teleport through mirrors and stuff like that. Is it magic?
He's magic, but he's technology.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's not magic.
He's not a wizard.
Yeah.
All right, fine.
Yeah, he seems interesting.. He's not a wizard. Yeah. All right, fine. Yeah, he seems interesting.
He's also a mercenary.
So in the past, he's been defeated several times by Batman just paying him off to not
be a villain for a while.
Like there was a Justice League issue in the 2000s where like, you know, all the Injustice
gang all teams up to destroy the Justice League.
They've got these mirror powers to enable them to teleport through whatever.
And Luthor's like, mirror master, let's finish these guys. And mirror master's just like, I've got a mirror powers to enable them to teleport through whatever and Luthor's like mirror master
let's finish these guys
and mirror master's just like
I've got a better offer
I'm gonna leave
sorry
you know what it's like
yeah
that's pretty great
Batman's so clever
yeah
and rich
yeah rich
sorry
yeah
Batman's so rich
he seems interesting though
because that's
like a guy who has
a boomerang
isn't really
he's very interesting that's also very interesting, a guy who has a boomerang isn't really... He's very interesting.
That's also very interesting.
But a guy who can kind of manipulate mirrors and go through portals and dimensions or whatever,
that's someone who is an interesting counterpoint to the Flash,
as opposed to someone who can hit you with a boomerang.
Yes.
I mean, that still hurts.
I mean, he can try and hit you with a boomerang.
Yeah.
You can move at superhuman speed.
Yeah.
The Trickster, who Mark Hamill actually played in that TV series.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Do you know anything about that?
What that TV series?
Do I know that TV series?
I don't know you know it, but was it a million dollars an episode or something?
That was, at the time it was, which at the time was a lot of money.
Yeah.
To us, it's a lot of money.
Yes.
Look, he was a little bit, in the TV series, he was very second-rate Joker.
I was going to say, yeah.
They clearly needed a Joker analogue for this series,
and they went like that.
In the comic books, he's less that.
He's just a guy with a lot of gimmicky tricks.
Again, which are useless against a guy with superhuman speed.
Sure.
Gorilla Grodd, or Grood, whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, telepathic, super-intelligent gorilla.
Will we see that in the TV series?
Well, I haven't seen it, but in the final episode, you see the cage has been busted open of a gorilla. Will we see that in the TV series? Well, I haven't seen it, but in the violent episode,
you see the cage has been busted open of a gorilla.
Yes.
But in the comics,
isn't he from a secret gorilla forest?
Yeah, Gorilla City.
Yeah.
Gorilla City.
Yeah.
And they're all intelligent or something?
They are, yes.
Yeah.
But he's like the most intelligent.
Well, arguably.
Sure.
So he has a telepathic helmet kind of thing.
No, he's just telepathic.
Doesn't he have like a little thing on his head?
He might have a little thing on his head, but he's inherently telepathic.
Okay, good for him.
Yeah, yeah.
And he can like, I don't know, he can get punched really hard.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
I don't know.
This one we're going to see a lot of, I think, Professor Zoom.
There's a few people that have been him, but Eobard Thrawn.
I don't know if we're going to see that version.
Yeah.
We're going to see something.
So you read Flashpoint, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, in Arrow, when we see Barry Allen talk about, you know, why he wanted to become a criminal profile and a forensic expert and blah, blah, blah,
is because when he was a kid, his mother was killed by, like, a yellow blur in his house.
Just a swarm of bees.
Just a giant swarm of bees.
Giant swarm of bees.
They'd been in the custard.
It was just a bloody yellow nightmare.
Anyway, so he goes to stop this thing from happening and he ends up a mile away.
And so nobody believes him when he says it wasn't his father who killed his mother.
Because he wasn't there.
Because he wasn't there.
They'd say he wasn't there.
Exactly.
So that is his origin and flashpoint, I think.
Professor Zoom.
Actually, it's not Professor Zoom, it's the other one.
There's been more than one Zoom.
It's one of them.
In addition to there being more than one Flash, there's been more than one Zoom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think it's Hunter Zolomon, who was a criminal profiler, who attempted to kill a
lot of the Flash's relatives because he believed that tragedy made you a better hero.
Which worked for Batman. Sure, yeah, yeah. So he was trying to make the Flash a better hero. Which worked for Batman.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
So he was trying to make the Flash a better hero?
Sort of, yeah.
Is he the one that's from the future?
No, that's Eobard Thorn.
Oh, God.
Yeah, sorry.
Because, yeah, one of them modelled himself off the Flash
and he's got the reverse costume colours or whatever.
And he was obsessed with the Flash.
And he gave himself his powers using the same lab accident which i guess anyone can do why they don't i don't know
and then he like got plastic surgery so he looked like barry allen yeah and he went but you know
he went back in time to meet him and barry i was like this is weird yeah this is weird
how did you get my face right but not the costume yeah it's real odd and the last one captain cold yep
guy with a cold gun guy with a cold gun so there's a few guys with cold guns isn't there it sure is
um yeah he's apparently he's a very very good villain like people like him a lot yeah again
he's in he's in the rogues yeah they're more they're more interesting characters than interesting
villains i guess yeah okay so he has an interesting kind of set of villains, doesn't he? Yes. Mostly just a guy who has something.
Sure.
I've got this stick.
It makes clouds.
I guess that's...
Well, I guess the ring...
I just want to quickly talk about the ring.
He stores his costume in a ring.
Sure.
With a lightning bolt on it and he presses it and it's super compressed and it comes out
and then he goes into it.
Science.
Science.
Yep.
And he's like, I'm off.
Correct.
So yeah, that's pretty good.
Is there any element of that in the TV series?
Not yet.
Surely not.
His suit, I think, is just like, they're like, we've just got a frictionless outfit that
you can wear or whatever.
I think they need to change that suit.
It doesn't look great, does it?
I've been saying that.
Yeah.
Yeah, he looks too gangly in it.
Yeah.
I'm not saying a 1990s weird muscle suit, but something in between.
I'm saying that.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anyway.
It's hard to do a skin tight suit because the Flash is just a skin tight outfit.
That's all it really is.
More or less, yeah.
How do you do that well?
You can't.
Oh, Christopher Reeve.
Superman.
There you go.
Solved.
You have to be super muscular.
Yeah.
This guy probably is, but not crazy Hollywood muscular.
Yeah, yeah. Ah, now the question, Mason. Yes. Unless there probably is but not crazy Hollywood muscular. Yeah, yeah.
Now the question, Mason.
Yes.
Unless there's anything
else you want to talk about.
We mentioned the ring.
We mentioned the speed force.
We mentioned the girl
who could ice skate.
Yep.
Pretty much we covered
all our questions.
Ice skate a lass.
Yes.
Who is faster?
The Flash or Superman?
Okay.
So I know my opinion.
Sure.
I looked up on the internet.
You're familiar with the internet.
I've seen it.
I've seen it through a window.
Shop window.
I wanted to know what other people think.
I don't care what other people think, but I wanted to read it anyway.
I just looked up who's faster, Superman, Flash, whatever.
Okay.
The first result says, I think Flash is relatively faster because of the fact he's named Flash.
Which I think is important.
Absolutely.
And very valid.
That's why Flash Thompson,
Peter Parker's childhood bully,
is also faster than Superman.
Because he's named Flash.
Absolutely.
That's pretty good.
The Flash is faster.
Yes, he is.
Speed Force.
I think back before the invention of the Speed Force,
it was more of a...
It was like a neck and neck.
It was a neck and neck kind of...
Usually what would happen, because there's always like a race...
For many years, there was a race for charity.
There was that very famous comic, which was just them racing.
Yeah, there's been several of those.
And usually what, in every other situation, it's neck and neck, and then some villains strike.
And they have to beat the villains, and then they shake hands at the end.
They're like, well, I'll see you next year, or whatever.
Yeah.
That kind of thing.
But now that Speed Force is not even a competition.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
Well, I thought as well, in some versions, Superman can fly faster.
Yes.
Without the friction of running or whatever.
So he can fly faster than the Flash or as fast.
But I think it's now to the point where the Flash is just faster.
Because otherwise he's just a guy who has one of Superman's powers.
Right, exactly.
Well, see, that is one of the problems with Superman.
We might get into this in a later episode.
Because it'll never be brought up.
But who's stronger?
Superman or the Hulk?
Yeah.
It's Superman.
You'd think it'd be the Hulk.
Because that's all he's got.
Yeah.
But it's still Superman.
Because of something to do with...
Something, something.
Gravimetric force.
Yes. I don't know
we'll talk about it
another time
but isn't the Hulk
doesn't he just get stronger
he's got an infinite
there's a yeah
I don't know if he's got
an infinite amount of
listen we'll talk about it
another time
sure
we should do an episode
that's just
versus
yes people email and said
who would win between
this guy and this guy
or this girl and this guy
or whatever
yeah absolutely
because superheroes
can be girls too Mason
absolutely they can be anything too Mason. Absolutely.
They can be anything they want.
That's right.
So.
I could be doing an episode just on that.
Okay.
What do you reckon?
Yeah okay cool.
Next week.
Let's get to that.
Probably not next week.
If you have any thoughts on Superman versus the Hulk.
I'd like to hear them.
Sure.
Tweet Mason at Wikipedia Browns.
Please don't.
No dude.
It's great.
So yeah.
I don't know.
For the record.
Hulk physically stronger. Superman can lift heavier stuff. Okay. So, yeah. I don't know. For the record, Hulk physically stronger.
Superman can lift heavier stuff.
Okay, sure.
Gotcha.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
Oh, yeah.
Also, the Flash also, I remember...
Also, further point, nobody's real in this scenario.
They're all made up people.
Whoever wants to be the fastest or the strongest...
It doesn't matter.
Whoever writes it, that too is...
Yeah.
It is that way.
But also, I think one of the comics as well,
it was said that the Flash was faster because he was used to running at super speed for that length of time
because it's all he does and superman that that would wear him down i'm a bit puffed yeah
oh yeah just friction chafing all of that so yeah there you go we know what it's time for
mason actually before we get to that i said see. Here's another comment. No, no. Here's another comment. Here's another comment from this thread about who's faster.
Right.
Okay.
Well, seeing how Superman is supposedly the strongest superhero, then why do we have any
other superheroes?
Variety.
That's a fair point.
Even though Supes got beat to death like a little bitch.
I hope Flash runs into Superman one day and they both perish into nothingness.
That's a bit mean from the internet.
Sure.
Wouldn't you say?
It's uncharacteristic.
Yeah, that's great.
Is that a Yahoo answer or something?
Yeah, Yahoo or something.
Great, fantastic stuff.
Well, it's time for our favourite segment of the show, Mason.
Okay, cool.
What are we reading today?
What are we reading?
What's reading?
I'm doing the thing.
What are we reading
today?
Great theme song. Yes. Now, did you
have a flash kind of reading? I'm just first
going to close this tab on heavy water because I was
doing some reading on it earlier.
I'll just close that over. Okay. What I
would going to recommend you read, what you're going to read.
Yeah. I'm probably going to read it later.
Go back to the 90s, like the early 90s.
Ugh.
I know.
Sorry.
Find yourself Flash 50.
Okay.
Actually, find Flash number 49 and number 50.
I'm not really big on...
I don't really remember issue numbers or anything like that.
But 49 and 50 were the first Flash comics I ever read,
and it's Wally West versus Vandal Savage,
who is this sort of immortal world conqueror from back in the day
it's a real thorn
in everyone's side
sure
really
but this was
the most famous
Flash run is probably
by Mark Waid
the writer
and that's a very
celebrated run
but just before him
was this run
by William Messner
Loebs
and it's this one
and
yeah get $49.50
because they're super great
sure in fact start at the start just find Flash number one Flash number one and it's this one and yeah get 49.50 because they're super great sure
in fact start at the start
just find
Flash number one
Flash number one
1954
it's all heavy water
and
getting hit with a
bulb of lighting
yep
good stuff
but that's a good run
yeah
well I read
I actually never read it
I'd seen the movie version
I read Flashpoint this week
which is amazing obviously it's basically for those who haven't read it. I've seen the movie version. I read Flashpoint this week, which is amazing, obviously.
It's basically, for those who haven't read it, the Flash kind of world gets turned upside down because his timeline is altered.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's for the worst.
But it doesn't just affect him.
It affects everybody.
Like, the Justice League is disbanded or against each other.
Right.
And there's weird alternate versions of kind of each character.
The most interesting ones are probably the way they handle Superman
and the way they handle Batman.
Who's a Nazi.
Yeah, who's a Nazi.
No, if you haven't read it, Batman isn't Bruce Wayne.
He's someone else.
He's someone else.
And I won't spoil it for who it is, but I think it's a really good...
I think we spoiled it in a previous week.
I'm sure we have.
But if you haven't listened to these episodes, and who does, I don't.
Yeah, check it out.
I think that's a really interesting...
I think it's an interesting read, but I don't yeah check it out I think that's a really interesting I think it's an interesting read
but I don't think
because it was the
Flashpoint was the
precursor to the
New 52
and I don't think
necessarily
I think it was a good
story on its own
but I don't think
as a lead in to a
whole new universe
it was particularly
good
I thought the event
was too small
sure okay
I'd agree with that
that's how they
they've
kind of reset
the animated movies as well.
Ah, okay, right, right.
They did Flashpoint Paradox,
whatever it was called.
They changed the name
and whatever.
So yeah,
even if you watch that movie,
that movie's still pretty good,
isn't it?
The Flashpoint.
Yeah, it's really good.
It's called Flashpoint Paradox,
but yeah.
It's great.
Alright, also I did a video
with a guy called
Bandit Incorporated Mason.
You should check it out.
Okay.
You convinced me.'s up it's a
youtube guy he's great he talks about movies and comic books and plot holes and whatever whatever
and he picked five uh comic book movie plot holes and then he presented a solution to them and then
we discussed whether that solution was viable uh and uh it does it the same way that i do that he
puts pictures to things saying things
so it makes it
more interesting
than people just talking
really pops
really pops
but it's great
so if you go to his channel
just type in
Bandit Incorporated
into YouTube
you can check that out
and it's us having
like a 25 minute discussion
it's things like
why doesn't people
why don't people
recognise that
Clark Kent's Superman
why can't
what's the deal
with Thor's hammer
it's bullshit
Spider-Man senses all over the shop like stuff like that and it's really deal with Thor's hammer it's bullshit Spider-Man senses
all over the shop
like stuff like that
and it's
it's really cool
and he's a great guy
so you should
subscribe to that
and go check him out
and he's also Australian
just like me and you
just like me and you
so yeah
and that was good
because when we did it
on the Skype
it wasn't like
at a weird hour
or whatever
so that's pretty great
alright
that's what we're reading
for this week
oh I saw Gone Girl
and Dracula I thought that's excellent it is really good. That's what we're reading for this week. Oh, I saw Gone Girl and Dracula.
I thought that's excellent.
It is really good.
Yeah, yeah.
I reviewed a couple of movies this week
because I hadn't done one in a while
because you know that WatchMojo list?
Yep.
I'm like, shit, I better review some of these.
So people are like,
you're just reviewing this because of the thing
because you're on that list.
I'm like, yeah, I am.
But to be fair,
I got you on a technicality.
I did, yeah.
And I dropped the best or worst movie ever thing
but a lot of people
don't like it
interesting
I just kind of got sick of it
a lot of people don't like
or get it
a lot of people didn't like
that I dropped it
oh okay
but anyway
maybe I'll bring it back
maybe I won't
absolutely
alright got some letters
for this week
I'm ready to listen
hey guys
love the show
I have a good idea
for a Marvel TV show
Captain America
and the Howling Commandos.
In my opinion, I was very disappointed with how they used a montage to show them fighting in the war
in the Captain America the First Avenger, and none of the Howling Commandos had a personality.
Maybe if they get Joss Whedon behind it when he finishes the Avengers and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Maybe it could replace the Agent Carter TV show at one point.
Anyways, thanks for reading. Hope you like the idea.
And that's from Ravi.
Oh no, sorry, that's not from Ravi.
It's from somebody else.
It's embarrassing for Ravi and the other person.
So yeah, what do you think?
I don't think it could happen, but that sounds cool.
Look, I think it is a good idea.
I think maybe that's kind of what they're going to do with Agent Carter.
Because we've seen in the Season 2 S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot, we do see Agent Carter with the Howling Commandos
post World War 2
yeah
immediately post World War 2
yeah
it might be actually
just at the end of World War 2
yeah
either way
but yeah
but I would like to see
that expanded out
I would like to see
the Howling Commandos
back for that series
even if you can't get
Captain America back
which you obviously can't
because it's frozen
no definitely
I'd love to see that
that's what the show
should really be
yeah yeah don't make it an Agent of Shield show definitely. I'd love to see that. That's what the show should really be. Yeah, yeah.
Don't make it an Ancient of S.H.I.E.L.D. show
so much as a Howling Commandos show.
So, yeah.
Yes.
But, yeah, and I don't know.
Like, I...
That, you know, that Captain America
and Howling Commandos montage in Captain America
is pretty excellent.
It is.
But I don't know how many battles and sorties
could they get through before you're like,
eh, you know...
Like a Band of Brothers thing.
Yeah, okay.
Malcolm McDowell is in it.
That's his name.
Donald McDowell.
Neil McDonagh.
Donald McGlover.
Yes.
Sure.
You know what I'd like to see?
I'd like to see a movie, like another Captain America movie set in World War II.
And this will never happen, but it'd be cool.
You could bring in like...
You could do like a Wolverine Captain America movie.
They're owned by different people.
You couldn't do it.
You absolutely couldn't do it.
But that would be super cool
we could do it in
our minds
let's do it now
pretty good
mine wasn't very good
gotta work on that
imagination
yeah
this is actually
from
Ravi
question for you guys
oh it's Ravi again
getting a lot of
bloody letters in
this week
aren't we Ravi
Ravi didn't do the
first one
I'm gonna find out who that is just quickly.
Because sometimes I write down the email and then I forget to put the name in.
And I don't know why, because I'm an idiot.
But I'm not that bad, though, am I?
Well, we have good days and bad days.
Aki, A-K-I.
That's from Aki, that first email.
Oh, sure.
All right.
Thank you, Aki.
This is from Ravi for Realist Time.
Okay, hey, Ravi.
Here's a question for you guys.
Which show do you like better, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Smallville?
Well, there's been nine seasons of Smallville.
Yes, and we watched them all.
I hope we didn't.
I liked a lot of elements of Smallville.
Sure.
I think the characters grew on me a lot.
So maybe the characters in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
will grow on me too.
I think as we discussed,
the Clark Kent proposes to Lois Lane in Smallville
is probably the best
oh yeah you love that
yeah
he's the best one
in any sort of media
as far as I'm
okay cool
that's pretty good
yeah I really like
Smallville
I wouldn't go back
and watch it
I'm not crazy
but I probably won't
go back and watch
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
either
yeah yeah
what I'm saying
is dead hate
see I would say
I enjoy
the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
more
because I was off the thing pretty quickly.
Smallville.
Smallville pretty quickly.
But there you go.
But that could change.
Because Smallville could get better over time.
We might look back and go, that was genius.
All right.
We won't.
No.
Hey, guys.
Me again.
Oh, Ravi.
I was thinking that we have a collective name for the listeners of the podcast.
I suggest the Weekly Planeteers.
If anyone has any suggestions, I'd love to hear them.
And maybe we could get badges to identify fellow listeners.
I'm not making them.
Look, I'm all for giving the name of something, but I don't want to...
I find a lot of the time when they'll be like,
man, our listeners are called the Whack-a-da-doos or whatever.
I don't know if I like people...
It's the Whack-a-da-doos.
Guys, you're the Whack-a-da-Doos or whatever. I don't know if I like people. It's the Whacka-Da-Doos. Guys, you're the Whacka-Da-Doos.
Thank you for that excellent suggestion, James.
Yeah.
Do people...
What do you think?
Do people need a name?
Or can people just do whatever?
I think we vote on it.
Do you want to be Weekly...
Do you want to be Weekly Planeteers?
Or do you want to be Whacka-Da-Doos?
You've done this.
This is all on you.
I was against it, but I've made some...
Yeah, okay.
So someone can put that on the Reddit, I guess.
Yeah, totally.
People can vote.
Great.
I'm the architect of my own destruction.
Absolutely you are.
Cool.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Now, I meant to include this last week, so I apologize.
I recently found out that I go to the same gym as Henry Cavill in London.
Oh, yes.
I just wanted to ask you guys if there's any particular queries
you'd like to harass him with,
specific,
aka what workout advice
has a meso been dying to ask?
Still the breast, Chris.
Didn't we mention that last week?
We didn't.
We talked about it before the show.
I said, I'm going to ask you this question,
and then I forgot to include it.
Okay, yep.
Do you have any thoughts?
Just ask him how he gets totally shredded.
I was going to say,
how does he get... But do it while he's doing exercise. Like how he gets totally shredded. I was going to say...
But do it while he's doing exercise.
He's clearly doing exercise at the time.
He's clearly doing the stuff that gets him totally shredded.
Ask him how he gets totally shredded.
Yes.
And ask him about that sweet V.
What's the deal with that?
How do you get that?
Can we all get that?
What's going on there?
My understanding is you've got to arrange some chemicals on a shelf.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
And then just wait for a good old storm.
Yeah. I have a question
though that I genuinely want to know.
Because he's working with Jeremy Irons in Batman v Superman.
Right. I want to know, does Jeremy
Irons really think that changing the gay marriage
law does mean that now a man
can marry their son for tax reasons?
Does he really think that that's a thing?
Now if you go on the internet, there's a video where
Jeremy Irons talks about that
and I don't think
it's malicious
he's not
doesn't seem to be
against gay marriage
but does he
does he really think
that's true
okay yeah
alright that's a good thing
to ask alright
while he's working out
while he's getting shredded
yeah yeah
so yeah
maybe the ideal time
is when he's just
about to start
when he's just finishing
yeah
yep or he's on his last bench press when he's just finishing. Yeah. Yep.
Or he's on his last bench press or whatever.
Yeah, totally.
It's like the, you know, it's the last one.
Now, there's one I can't find an email.
And somebody emailed in a while back, and it was when we were on that break from our friendship, Mason.
Oh, sure.
I remember that.
And we were talking about, it was going to wear a sign to like a UK Comic Con.
Uh-huh.
Like a weekly planet sign.
It was like, do you want me to do it?
And I did.
And I can't find the email.
And he probably didn't because he was probably like, you son of a bitch.
You never responded.
So, yes.
Unless that's already happened, in which case, still yes.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Probably missed it, but great.
Do it.
Yeah.
So, I apologise for that
and then vaguely
bringing it up right now
but that is
I think that's the show
for this week
that's all the things
that's happening
so
any thoughts
final thoughts
pretty great
yes it is
thank you to the
Bruton the Baskin list
for the themes
absolutely
thank you to those
who voted on the
watch mojo thing
I'm number 7 now Mason
yeah I did it
whatever
it's pretty good but at the same time do you seven i get five thousand dollars no i don't get anything
but then i did something more people might look at these things i guess absolutely you know what
i mean uh where could they find us though mason oh people find us they should find us at uh weekly
planet pod yes gmail facebook and twitter yes which we didn't mention last week. We didn't. Which explains the far fewer emails we got this week.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
I'm at Wikipedia Brown.
I'm at MrSundayMovies.
Tweet Mason about who would win between the Hulk and Superman.
Please do.
I'm looking forward to it.
Absolutely.
You know, Eam, the letters really stress me out every week.
I usually leave it to the last minute as well.
I think it's stress when I read through them all and then I'm like I can't include that
and then I forget names
it's the worst
maybe we should cut listening to emails forever
let's not do that
I really enjoy them
I like that list of letters from the wackadoos
the wackadoos
the weekly wackadoos
that's the show
next week I guess we'll talk Flash
and probably Dracula Untold.
Oh, yeah, we can do that.
I should watch that.
Yeah.
You looking forward to it?
Should I watch that?
If you want.
Okay, great.
It's all right.
It's fine.
Yeah, fantastic.
It's a gone girl, though, I would say.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you, everybody.
Bye.