The Weekly Planet - 58 Interstellar (Amazing Or Overrated?)
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One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+. Welcome back everybody
to another episode of The Weekly Planet,
the official podcast of comicbookmovie.com.
My name is James,
editor of that website.
With me as always,
my co-host, Nick Mason.
Not an editor
and also
didn't put a nickname in there.
No.
I was going to say
a nice shirt,
but it is a nice shirt,
but they can't see it, so.
Just assume it's the best shirt
anyone's ever purchased or worn.
Just assume right now
is the best I've ever looked
or ever will look.
Correct.
Great.
Absolutely.
It's all downhill from here.
Yes.
So,
I just wanted to say a quick
thank you to everybody for the watch mojo thing yeah definitely i got on that watch mojo thing
top youtube critics i got number 10 which people like robbed not really no but first of all who
cares uh-huh like because the more i thought about this is all that effort you guys put in
for voting okay no no not that see that's what i'm saying i think that they it's some arbitrary list made by an independent company from from whatever i think
they're in canada or whatever but what's really important is that people watch and like the videos
and the podcasts and whatever like so that's what you know that's what is that kind of like a slap
in the face look i think at this, everyone's been slapped in the face.
You've effectively put everyone in a circle and just run around in the middle of the circle with your palm out and just slapped everyone in the face.
Did you watch that video?
Did you watch that?
I did.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys were like, I've got a Star Wars t-shirt on.
I'm a nerd.
I'm very handsome.
But look how nerdy I am.
He was very tan as well, wasn't he?
Yeah, very tan.
I'm very handsome, but look how nerdy I am.
He was very tan as well, wasn't he?
Yeah, very tan.
But I feel like as well, they were forced to put me in because people were so vocal.
Do you know what I mean?
Because I think I got voted like sixth and they put me at tenth or whatever.
But I think they were like, oh, we better put this guy in because people seem to like him. But I don't think they really had any idea of what my videos are or anything.
Because their main points were kind of like...
When he says a thing, you see a picture of the picture of the thing and like and his videos
are in 1080p i'm like yes those are the two things that i am most known for and that people comment
on so yeah but no it's it's you know what also it's better being numbered i've got a lot of
subscribers out of it so i shouldn't complain because it's great i'm Also, it's better being number... I've got a lot of subscribers out of it, so I shouldn't complain. It's great. I'm not complaining.
It's great.
But being 10 is better
because it's not the most exciting video.
So I'm out of the gate, number 10.
Right.
So if I was like six or seven,
I think people would kind of skip.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, okay, sure.
Like said they'd skip
to see who got number one or two.
So yeah.
And then like demand
that Nostalgia Critic gets number one,
whatever.
Well, sucked in nine through three.
I feel like that's.
Yeah.
Way to be in the nowhere zone.
Yeah.
So that's great.
And I just think, you know, it's simple.
I'm just grateful that people like watch and listen and stuff.
And that's the most important thing.
Absolutely.
Fuck watch mojo.
That's what I'm saying.
Good.
Great.
Even though they said nice things or whatever.
All right. News Mason. I'm ready. I've slapped enough faces. Let's what I'm saying. Good. Great. Even though they said nice things or whatever. All right.
News Mason.
I'm ready.
I've slapped enough faces.
Let's get into it.
Let's see if we can slap a few more.
Here we go.
Let's see if we can slap some fat cats.
Please.
Yeah.
Well, Matt Damon.
Oh, yes.
After years of speculation, it said that he's confirmed he's going to return as Jason Bourne.
Huh.
In 2016 under director Paul Greengrass.
The original Bourne director
I think he did
Two and three
Okay
Which I think
Aren't as good
As the first one
But Paul Greengrass
Is a solid director
Slap
Slap him in the face
Take that Greengrass
No he's good
Didn't do the
Best one
Solid work
I guess
Greengrass
Okay but
Look at Bourne
Two and three
Yes What happens In either of them Give me a defining Moment from both There's a lot of I guess. Greengrass. Okay, but look at board two and three.
Yes.
What happens in either of them?
Give me a defining moment from both.
There's a lot of walking in between, like, trolley cars in France or something.
Yes.
And suddenly he's there, but then he's not there.
And then he's in a building.
Yep.
Maybe he's in the building across from where the Secret Service are or something.
Yes.
Whatever that is.
Which one's that in?
I don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, no, you're right.
They're solid.
Yeah.
But yeah,
but I think as well now that,
you know,
there's a lot of movies kind of like Born Now
that have taken influence,
including the James Bond franchise.
Are people going to be as excited?
No.
Yeah.
No.
Slapped in the face.
Take that, Damon.
Take that, Jeremy Renner,
because you might have a cameo or something.
Yeah, so I guess that calls into question
whether or not they're going to team those two up.
Yeah.
Or, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, cool.
It'll be...
Matt Damon better start working out again.
We'll talk about that later.
Yes, we will.
But you know what?
Last one was 2007.
Yep.
This is going to be 2016.
Nine years.
That's, wow, time flies.
Or it will fly when we get to that year.
Yeah.
It's only seven years at this point.
So, yeah.
Great stuff.
I'll see it, but I don't care.
Right.
Great.
All right.
Jared Leto.
Or Leto.
Yep.
Leto.
Yeah, Jared the Toe.
Yes. That's his gang nickname. Yeah. He's the Toe. Yep. Leto. Yeah, Jared the Toe. Yes.
That's his gang nickname.
Yeah.
He's the Toe.
He's in talks.
Because he's all, like, if you're going to be in a knife fight with him, like, all the other gang members will just rush in.
But he just dips in the Toe.
That's because he's quite timid.
Sure.
In a gang situation.
Being in a big gang fight is, you know.
Stressful.
Yeah.
You've got reason to be timid.
Anyway. He's, it's said that. He's quit the gang yes he's gonna do this acting gig full-time now which is
good but uh they're saying that he's in talks to play the joker in the suicide squad correct uh
apparently ryan gosling was approached but didn't want to commit to multiple films i would have
thought ryan gosling would make even though's blonde, you could just brunette him.
He'd make a great Bruce Wayne.
Yeah, okay, sure.
Don't you think?
But not a good Joker.
No, I don't think so.
He's kind of big, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
He's big and he's not...
What's a movie that he's been crazy in?
He's not very funny, is he?
Crazy, stupid, laugh.
He was crazy in that, certainly.
Or he was love?
He certainly wasn't stupid.
No, that was Steve Carell.
Yes.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I think he'd be better as like a dead shot or something like that.
Like, he strikes me as...
Because he's been in, you know, he was in Drive and he was in Only God Forgives.
Yeah.
And there's lots of kind of super brutal murder in those.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
But those characters didn't have a lot of...
They were like dead-eyed killers,
and the Joker isn't a dead-eyed killer.
No, he's got a lot of...
He's a happy-go-lucky killer.
Animated.
Yeah, exactly.
So Jared Leto,
what's he been in recently?
He won an Oscar for...
For what?
Matthew McConaughey, AIDS movie, won.
Dallas Buyers Club.
Dallas Buyers Club, which I still...
Slap in the face of that film!
Who cares what it's called?
Oscar winner, schmoska winner.
Yeah.
So, but no, he's been in like Fight Club.
He was in Panic Room where he had cornrows, which looked really odd.
Because he's a very white, pretty man.
Yes.
Slap in the face.
There we go.
But, and he looks odd with cornrows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he's a great actor.
And I think initially in his career career his kind of looks crippled him
My So-Called Life
I haven't seen it
he was in that
it was like a
coming of age TV show
I thought you just had
like a mental break
you're like
My So-Called Life
I'm just going to
leap out this window
it was like a
coming of age TV show
with Claire Danes in it
okay sure
I think that was him
doesn't matter
he was like the bad boy
you know
he seems like he would be
just dipping his toe in a gang fight.
That's right.
Doing all that.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I think that's a very good choice.
Yes.
I just hope they don't do...
Well, they won't do the Heath Ledger scar thing.
Okay.
Which is good, I think.
How do you know they're not going to do that?
I don't think they will.
I think they'll go for a more classic kind of Joker.
Or like a new 52 Joker.
Maybe not... No, not the torn off face. That's... That's too Joker. Or like a new 52 Joker. Maybe not...
No, not the torn off face.
That's...
That's too much.
Or maybe it isn't too much.
But if you're getting Jared Leto,
you wouldn't tear his face off
and then you'd just...
Oh, wouldn't you?
Oh, man.
Good question.
I don't think they can go back
to anything less than the scarred face, though.
Oh, really?
I reckon classic Joker is done
for a really long time.
Oh, really?
Okay.
You know, like your Jack Nicholson.
Ooh, maybe they could do the Frozen.
I don't like that.
I think Jack Nicholson has a terrifying grin.
Yep.
Why CGI, not CGI,
why put a weird prosthetic mouth on him?
I think that takes away from his performance.
Okay, yeah.
And I know the point was that he's had surgery
and they made him look like that.
Oh.
But I think...
God, you know what? That would be a very hard acting role if you just had to smile the made him look like that. Oh. But I think, God, you know what,
that would be a very
hard acting role
if you just had to
smile the whole time.
Like, smile insanely
as the Joker just does.
Like, that's tough.
Hmm.
Even for acting legend
Jared Leto.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, I reckon
it's going to be
Scars again.
Okay.
I reckon we've locked in
Scars.
I don't, I,
fingers crossed
he won't just try
and copy Heath Ledger.
I don't think he will. I think he's smarter than that. I think you're smarter than that. Thank you. I think't... Fingers crossed he won't just try and copy Heath Ledger. I don't think he will.
I think he's smarter than that.
I think you're smarter than that.
Thank you.
I think he's...
Yeah, this is going to be more...
Cartoony.
Yeah.
But I think it's still going to be scars.
Okay.
Putting my money down.
We'll see, won't we?
We will.
I'm saying classic-y Joker.
Like a Mark...
I don't know.
New 52 without the torn off face.
Okay, right.
That's what I'm saying.
Good.
Love it.
Here we go.
Also, Collider, this just came out because we're recording this very, very late.
Normally the podcast is out by now.
Yep.
But.
We know.
We got your tweets.
Collider is reporting that Margot Robbie is definitely playing Harley Quinn in this movie.
There we go.
Okay.
Great choice, I think.
Yeah.
So do we think maybe Jared Leto as the Joker might just be a background wrong?
I think he might.
I think I've read somewhere that he might be the villain.
Like the Suicide Squad fights the Joker.
Okay.
Because you wouldn't put the Joker in the Suicide Squad.
Maybe he's been in it.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
But he's too much of a lunatic.
Yes.
You couldn't kind of pen him in to make him do anything.
Even if you put a bomb in his head, which is what they do in that, don't they?
Yeah, it's always bombs.
Always bombs.
It's always bombs.
Well, they put a scorpion in your back.
That's what happens.
In a little glass jar.
Yeah, no, just loose.
Just a loose scorpion.
Okay, sure.
But yeah, what do you think of that?
Margot Roberts, she's Australian.
She's Jane in the new Tarzan movie
Oh yes
That'll do well probably
No, it'll go down the Googler
Like all your John Carter on Mars
And all the phantoms
And your Tarzan movies
Yeah, like a Tarzan movie
In 2014, 15, whenever it comes out
Did you see the Tarzan one with Casper Van Diem?
No
I'm sure I've said this before on the podcast.
Did it go straight to video?
No, it didn't.
It was in like 97, 98.
I went to the cinema.
That was Casper Van Diem time.
Yeah, boy was it.
And then there's a scene where he fights CGI skeletons in a temple.
And even at the time I remember going, that doesn't look very good.
Like at the peak of late to mid-90s CGI.
When everybody thought, we can do this.
Yeah.
So we will.
Yeah.
Maybe perfect it first.
But I think they had to get, I think mid, okay, 90s CGI, with some exceptions, is like
the Nintendo 64 of CGI.
Uh-huh.
That weird transition between 2D platforming and 3D platforming. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, everything looks like a terrible block.
Okay, but how were the bones?
Were they like
spotless? I think they had a little bit of texture.
Okay, right. But I think why not
just do a Sinbad kind of thing?
Stop motion looks way better.
Yeah. Not now.
Oh, maybe. Who cares? Alright.
Great. We like those things, don't we?
Boy, do we.
Yeah.
Mark Wahlberg has been cast in a remake of the six million-
I'm loving it already.
Of the Six Million Dollar Man.
Okay.
It's called the Six Billion Dollar Man.
Good.
Subtitle, Inflation's a Bitch.
I've just written that here.
But, yeah, what do you think?
It is actually called Six Billion Dollar Man.
Because if they're like, this is a six million dollar man,
it'd be like, that's pretty good.
Like, he's got a new outfit and a nice car.
Yeah, but what do you think of that?
Mark Wahlberg is sort of the go-to guy for...
Yeah, generic action.
...fine.
Yeah, exactly.
He did okay in Transformers 4, so let's throw him in.
Yeah, he did.
He did do okay in that.
Now, if I remember correctly, which I probably don't.
Yes, go ahead.
The original show, Six Million Dollar Man, which I've seen very little of.
He gets in an accident, loses his legs, loses an arm.
Is it an eye?
One of his eyes, yeah.
Yeah.
And then he can leap or bounce.
In very slow motion, sure.
Yeah, sure.
He can do a lot of spectacular stunts that are really him just moving slowly
and then...
Little camera trick.
Yeah, I mean,
they...
There was a bionic woman
in a TV series
a few years ago.
Yeah.
It was similar,
but they had to...
They had to justify...
Like, she had...
She had one arm.
Yeah, it was two bionic legs,
one bionic arm,
but then there was like
mesh all throughout her body
and nanotechnology
or whatever
to justify why
you know
she didn't just
tear herself to pieces
because if you got
if you lift
if you got a bionic arm
you lift a car
your arm's coming off
yes that's right
or your body comes off your arm
correct yes
yeah
yeah
okay sure
that makes
so was that
was there a bionic man
or the bionic man was the $6 million man?
Bionic man was the $6 million man, yeah.
Okay, so they're the same thing.
Okay, gotcha.
I remember hearing there was rumors a few years back or talk of a movie called, like,
The $600,000 Man, where a man was repaired.
It was like a comedy where he's kind of, you know, falling apart.
He's got, like, shitty technology in him, you know.
What happened to that?
I think it got turned into
this no i don't know okay does jim carrey own the rights to the six million dollar man i don't know
maybe that's what i've heard that's okay sure are you looking that up right now yes i'd love to know
that jim carrey became attached to starting a 2003 project to be directed by... I haven't clicked the link, so who knows?
Let's say Spielberg.
I want to know.
Click it.
All right.
Okay, I'm going to click.
There's an MTV link.
Jim Carrey to play the $6 million man in New Flick.
MTV.
And MTV's never wrong.
No.
That would have been like just a Bruce Almighty kind of comedy, I'd imagine.
Well, they've mentioned Bruce Almighty. That was his last film in 2000 and whatever.
Old school director Todd Phillips.
Okay, sure.
So this was going to be a wacky...
I'm going to say it was going to be like a Starsky and Hutch kind of...
Yeah, yeah.
Funny thing.
You know, funny.
I know funny.
I understand.
Yeah, you'd have a tracksuit on probably.
He had a blue tracksuit from the 70s, you know.
Great.
Yeah, okay.
Actually, yeah yeah Phillips did do
Starsky and Hutch
so there you go
okay sure
there you go
that was a thing
but then
Carrie will next be seen
in Eternal Sunshine
and Spotless Mind
so
clearly he went on
to other stuff
that's a very good movie
we talked about it before
anyway
MTV.com
slap in the face
way to get that
real wrong
no we're gonna come back
to Interstellar
of course okay it's probably in the
name of this podcast, I don't know, for this week.
I'll probably put it in. But there's something
I want to talk to. So we're talking about Nolan now, I want to talk about
something else and we'll come back to Nolan.
It was said that Nolan
was asked to include
a post-credits zinger.
Stinger? No, let's say zinger.
Let's say zinger.
At the end of Man of Steel.
He was, of course, produced on Man of Steel.
He doesn't do any of that stuff anymore.
He's dropped all comic book films.
And apparently...
What, does he think he's better than us?
He does.
He is.
Oh, yeah.
Apparently, he said in reaction to that,
a real movie wouldn't do that, right?
That's what they say that he said initially.
And people lost their minds when that was said oh yeah initially and people like lost their minds
when like that was said like how dare you blah blah blah you know bloody dc marvel whatever
right but then he clarified he actually clarified this and said i would never say someone else's
film isn't a real film that quote is inaccurate so there you go i bet he said it in that British
way he has yes that. That quote is inaccurate.
And he closed the door on his Bentley.
Yeah.
And he went like 10 feet down the road and then it broke down.
Well, this is awkward.
So, yeah, I can't imagine
to be the kind of guy
that would say that.
Not publicly.
No, definitely not.
But maybe he did say it,
but I doubt it.
But even then, I think well handled, just be like, that's not true. Shut up. Not say that. Not publicly. No, definitely not. But maybe he did say it, but I doubt it. But even then,
I think well handled,
just be like,
that's not true.
Shut up.
Not like that.
He said it more British,
obviously, like he said.
But yeah.
And we'll come back to him.
Star Wars Episode VII, Mason,
has not only wrapped production.
I mean, they'll probably still do
pick up things.
Ooh, pick ups.
Yep.
But the title was...
Overdubs. ADR But the title was... Overdubs.
ADR.
The title was revealed as Star Wars The Force Awakens.
Yeah, what do you think?
It's fine.
Yeah, it is.
It's not as dumb as The Phantom Menace.
No.
It's fine, isn't it?
Yeah, it's fine.
It's not...
I feel like it's not very...
It doesn't sound as Star Wars-y kind of the way that the other ones are.
Yeah.
Like A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back.
Yeah, whatever.
But it's fine.
Yeah.
Whatever.
Like, I...
People have drawn comparisons
between that and The Force Unleashed.
Like, it sounds...
Because it's got the force in it.
It's got the force in it.
Yeah.
It's got two of the same words.
That's right.
What do you think, though?
Yes.
Obviously, this isn't real.
But Star Wars use the force?
Question mark?
That'd be good.
I'd like that.
I'd like that.
What are you saying?
That's obviously not real.
I reckon that'll be eight.
Use the force?
Yeah.
I'm excited for Star Wars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How bad could it be?
Really bad.
Based on all the six films that have come out and how good or bad they are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think when we do Star Wars episodes, when we do the Star Wars episodes, which we will,
we'll do one week, we'll do the original trilogy, and the next week we'll do the prequels.
We'll make it up like that.
Great.
You look really happy.
I'm so happy.
Which will get more downloads.
I think the prequels
yeah i think people appreciate when we rubbish yeah i know yeah well we're good at it aren't we
we're real good at we'll pick away at something we'll pick a scab yeah you know we will
fx is the veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who
play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul
to Paris and London. One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of
lives are lost. FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+.
All right, but this week, of course, we're going to be talking about Interstellar,
because that's barely the news for this week.
Oh.
And how Interstellar is a movie both of us saw at the cinema.
We did.
50 million US opening, but it wasn't the number one film.
I think Big Hero 6 is going to beat it out,
which isn't out here till December, like 26th or something.
Yeah, because it's, yeah.
Basically, we get yeah because it's yeah basically we get
screwed whenever it's
if it's a movie that
is skewed towards kids
yeah
we get it during the
school holidays
yeah
but you're right
we miss it
so it's
Lego movie
this
Lars von Trier's
Nymphomaniac
all those films
all the good ones
yep
luckily yeah
that's not really our
forte or our area
on this podcast
is it really
what Big Hero 6
no that is
but
kids movies in general
yeah totally
I enjoy kids movies
but yeah
and 80 million dollars
internationally
so that's
they're good numbers
like 50 million
I mean
what a big box office weekend
if the 50 million dollar movie
is the second biggest movie
yeah
like that's pretty
they should really spread these movies out.
Sure.
Why do we get so much...
Why do we get good movies all in the one block
and then garbage for the rest of the year?
What's going on there?
I don't know.
What was the first good movie of this year?
That used, like, blockbuster-y kind of thing.
I can't even remember.
I think it might have been Captain America.
Yeah, okay.
That or maybe X-Men, whichever one came first.
Or Spider-Man.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It is.
A lot of people hate it.
I don't.
It's fine.
Alright, what format did you see it in?
People, like, see it in IMAX 70mm film classically
or never go to a movie ever again.
Well, I guess I'm never going to a movie ever again you dickhead well I guess
I'm never going to
because I saw it
in regular
regular size screen
yeah
you saw it at the Nova
yeah
I did
yeah yeah
pokey little indie cinema
at the Nova
I like the Nova
in Melbourne
which is kinda
it's for you
it's for you hip dudes
it sure is
but I went
because there was like a
frozen yogurt
choc top
that I like
oh they do those
do they
they put chocolate
on top of it
yeah
I don't know about chocolate
and
alright fine
what was white chocolate
yogurt
it's white chocolate
okay alright
okay good
white chocolate's also
not real chocolate
shut up
we'll not have this
discussion on here
I saw it in VMAX
oh yes
which is like
it's not quite an IMAX
it's not
I would even say
it's just
a little bit bigger
than a regular screen
yeah
it's not
the enclosure that it's in is quite large.
Yeah.
But the screen is the same size.
Yeah, it feels that way.
Because I always thought that it was pretty, like, half an IMAX.
But then when I saw Guardians of the Galaxy this year, I walked in, I'm like, holy shit.
Like, these are really big.
Yeah.
And I'm really close.
So, no, it's not.
But, you know, it was big enough that spectacle or whatever
you know yeah there was enough spectacles yeah do you think there is i i never feel the urge
when they're like you have to see this in imax i'm like i don't have to and i won't because it's
a hassle to go and see an imax film i find it's more expensive. I've got to go further. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think?
It's a very rare film that I will have to see in IMAX.
Yeah.
I think.
I've only ever seen like two films in IMAX.
Same.
So, yeah.
One was Guardians of the Galaxy and one was like in the mid-90s.
It was like a 3D spectacular thing.
Oh, yes.
It was.
Creatures of the Rainforest. No, it was like, it was like he was a spectacular thing. Creatures of the Rainforest?
No, it was like he was a mad scientist.
Oh, yes.
And his idea was he wanted to bring...
This sounds educational.
It's not.
It sounds educational.
It wasn't.
I would rather see like a Whales of the Deep thing or fucking whatever.
I would rather see that.
And he wanted to bring back to life his favourite TV hostess.
You know know like those
morticia kind of oh yeah like an elvira yeah if i've are that's the one yeah and then and the
end of it was i don't remember what happened in between the end of was he brought her back and
she sung a song and i was like it was nothing like i don't even i don't think this really
no no it exists and you know i don't know what it's called, but... Because it doesn't exist.
Email in with funny titles you think
this made-up film could be called, listeners.
So I guess I've only seen one film in IMAX.
Correct.
Okay, well, there we go.
Why don't you set the scene for Interstellar Mason?
What's it about, I guess?
Oh, I finally found out what it was about.
Yeah.
Well...
Also, we're going to go spoiler- free, then we're going to go spoilers.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Uh, so it's, uh, the Earth.
Yes.
Earth.
Good start.
The Earth is dying.
All the crops are dying because of the blight.
The blights.
They've run out of wheat.
Yep.
Oats.
They've run out of oats.
Rice probably.
They've run out of fallen oats.
Fallen oats, yes.
All the CDs have been
Struck by the blight
Yeah rice
All that kind of stuff
Down to corn
Down to corn
But that's on the way out too
I like corn
It's good isn't it
I don't know if it's all I want to eat though
No
Yeah
But anyway
So exactly
So they're looking for
Other planets
That they can grow all the corn they want
Correct
Blight free
Go corn crazy yeah yeah they
don't really get into what it is exactly or why it's happening they don't say whether it's
environmental or it's a man-made thing and we never really find out what year it is either
no i feel like it's a well that's a question that's up the i've got for later i feel like
it's probably about 40 50 years from now okay give or take also because technology doesn't
advance that much.
I'm going to make a lot of unkind comparisons
when we talk about it.
Not necessarily...
I'm not judging the movie based on these comparisons.
I'm just saying the vibe that I got.
Okay, sure.
And this...
It's set in this...
All the Earth scenes are set in this weird
semi-rural Middle America that is like
all the semi-rural Middle America scenes in Transformers 4.
Okay.
I don't know.
It's just a vibe.
It's a vibe you got.
Sure.
I mean, less racist.
Yes.
Sure.
Less wacky physical humor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Okay.
That's fair, though, I think.
But so, yeah, then Matthew McConaughey has to go to another planet with some people to
get through a wormhole to get more planets.
Correct.
Yeah, so there you go.
We have nailed that.
Look, okay, performances.
Why don't we start there?
Yeah, okay.
I thought they were good.
Yep.
I enjoyed them.
Yep.
People say that Christopher Nolan is not good with characters.
Yeah.
He's not good with building relationships.
Yeah.
I thought this was with characters. Yeah. He's not good with building relationships. Yeah. I thought this was pretty good.
Yeah.
But, for a while.
Okay.
Then, it got a little schmaltzy.
It did get some schmaltzy.
Towards the end.
Yeah.
He doesn't handle that very well either.
No.
Like, I think in general, he's not a very sentimental kind of director.
He's very British.
I think there's quite a jarring gear change.
We'll talk about it in spoilers.
A Bentley style.
There's a Bentley style gear grind in the second act.
Okay.
Towards the end of the second act.
Yeah.
That I think illustrates that he's not really good with that.
In the past, a lot of the Nolan films haven't really relied on that.
No.
Like, Memento is more, there's characters in it.
Yes, I remember.
Yeah, you remember the characters in that film.
Yes.
But they're more kind of noir characters.
They're all bad guys, more or less.
Yeah.
And they're just sort of, they're chewing the scenery a little bit.
And this one, it's more, You know, there's actual human emotion.
I think all the actors do well in it.
Yeah.
With what they've got.
Okay, sure.
Yeah.
Even Anne Hathaway.
A lot of people hate Anne Hathaway.
Apparently, she took a year off from just movies in general because people hate her.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you hate Anne Hathaway?
No.
I don't hate her at all.
She seems lovely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't understand that.
But anyway,
I'd love to know,
actually,
if people could
tweet me,
if you hate Anne Hathaway,
why do you hate Anne Hathaway?
I think she's one of those people
that people have decided
they hate.
Okay.
And no matter what they do,
no matter what she does,
they will
sort of
engineer
that into
some hatred for her.
Okay.
Yeah.
But I feel like, yeah, she hasn't...
Like, I understand if someone's like,
I hate Kim Kardashian.
I don't hate Kim Kardashian, but I'm like,
yeah, I can see, of course.
Right, right, right.
But this, I just...
I don't see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think my microphone's falling.
Ugh.
In love with me.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Yeah.
What about the little girl?
Good. Yeah, me too. Yeah, not annoying. No. I think the best compliment you can give to a child Yeah What about The Little Girl? Good
Yeah, me too
Yeah, not annoying
No
I think the best compliment you can give to a child actor in a film is not annoying
Yeah
Don't want to punch him
Don't want to punch him
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, all the crew
Michael Caine's Michael Caine
Yeah, he Michael Caine's it up
Yeah, knocks it out of the park
Or does exactly what he's supposed to do
He mumbles some lines
He does, doesn't he?
But yeah, what about Tetris the Robot?
Yeah, it's...
Look, I think it's a testament
to the building of the world
that everybody didn't immediately
just burst out laughing
when we see the robots in the film.
Is that a spoiler relay in the trailers
or anything like that?
You can't see them in the trailers.
It's kind of walking.
Yeah.
Because they're vending machines, essentially.
Essentially, yes.
They're like big...
Well, they're a nod to the monolith in 2001 Space Odyssey.
Right.
They're incredibly impractical.
They're incredibly impractical.
Also, we discover they're quite versatile.
Yeah.
Like a utility kind of...
Yeah, like a Swiss Army knife.
Yeah, the Swiss Army knife.
They're fast when they need to
be fast they've got a lot of yeah swiss army knife gimmicks in there mostly just making blocks that
can lift things why are they vending machines though they're ridiculous why don't they look
like anything else you know what i think why aren't they drones why aren't they humanoid
yeah anything i i think i appreciate it why is this the only piece of technology that's evolved?
Like, the laptops look pretty good, I'll grant you.
Sure.
No, I think, I don't think they have, I think they were around, like, I don't think there
is any really new technology in this, or not much.
Except for the Tetris robots.
No, I mean, but even then, I think they're like 10, 15 years old.
Right.
Because he says, when he meets one for the first time, this isn't a spoiler.
He's like, I thought these were decommissioned because these are military Tetris blocks.
But where is the rest of the technology in that world?
In NASA.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.
No, well, they talk about it because they get rid of it.
Actually, we'll talk about this in spoilers, I think.
We'll come back to that.
I'm going to write that down.
Where's the technology at?
Where is the technology at? Where is the technology?
Where's the technology at?
Thank you.
Good.
Okay.
Well, special effects then.
This is, we talked about this a few weeks ago, 500 special effects shots.
Everything else is practical.
Yeah.
Including things like this, when they were in the spaceship on the interior, they'd re-screen
space on the outside.
So the actors look out.
So the actors aren't just looking at a piece of paper with an X on it. yes yeah yeah which is you don't know that's a wormhole no it's a
piece of paper with an x on it acting's hard yeah but i think that's i mean you you know there's
nothing in particular like a lot of the stuff you'd be like well you could you could just do
that cgi but i think it all it all helps you know i like i like the idea that people go out of their ways and use miniatures and most of those robots was the robot stuff was
practical yeah except when he's moving quite fast sure but like even i think like the slow walk that
they do they can that is practical and practically ridiculous slap in the face robot designer slap
in the face no i i like though that we'd never really seen anything like
that even though it is ridiculous yes but it's a reason we haven't seen but everything looks like
an i robot robot now yeah you know what i mean i do yes and i don't i just don't i think i i like
seeing something different okay even though yes ridiculous impractical a lot of personality in
that tetris block though yeah i guess a lot of personality in that Tetris block, though. Yeah, I guess so.
A lot of sass.
Who was the voice of that?
It's somebody famous.
I thought, and we'll get back, I thought it was Matt Damon initially.
Uh-huh.
But I'm going to come back to that.
Okay, right.
All right.
Yeah, that's pretty great, though.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff, like the giant wave, which is actually in the trailer.
Obviously, that's CGI and whatever.
You sure?
Well.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's pretty it's pretty pretty great
in a good way you know the movie or just the effects the effects yeah okay yeah you weren't
that impressed no no they don't they at no point do they throw you out of the film you're like oh
this is not well the cgi water throws me out every time. Yeah, yeah. Even that giant wave. I'm like, that's a...
Because CGI water, I still don't think...
Right.
It's the last frontier of CGI.
Yep.
Very true.
Yeah.
No, I thought the wave...
Yeah, it looked real.
It was good enough.
Yeah, real good enough.
It was good enough, mate.
All right, all right.
The soundtrack, right?
Yes.
I thought this was just me, so I didn't put it in my review.
I thought it was just a cinema I was in had made a mistake it was so loud at points where i couldn't hear dialogue and and or
like it was very overbearing because it was a lot of organ yep so i'm like that's that hurts a little
bit but apparently that's not just me that's experienced that how did you find that no i was
fine with that okay so but i was in a i was in a again a little cinema with a poxy sound system
yeah they got two little laptop speakers set up.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
That's fair enough.
Yeah, but like the bits where like, especially when they were like taking off and the engine's
going and the music's playing and they're like shouting at each other.
I'm like, I can't hear this.
I don't know what's happening.
Yeah.
What's happening, Michael Caine?
Help me.
But yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
Did you-
Yes, I'm ready.
Have trouble following the film the way a lot of people, not a lot of people, some you go. Yeah. Did you... Yes, I'm ready....have trouble following the film the way a lot of people...
Not a lot of people.
Some people have.
No.
There were...
When we get into the spoilers, there were some moments.
Yep.
I feel there were some leaps of logic.
Yes.
Certain characters take some leaps.
Yes.
Like, I don't think...
I don't think the plan they have is hard to follow.
No.
I don't think where Nolan goes with it is hard to figure out.
Okay.
But I think there are some gaps where some of the characters figure out.
One character in particular figures something out.
Yeah.
And I have to wonder if I missed a context clue or something like that.
Okay, sure.
It just seems like they figured it out.
Okay.
They had an epiphany based on a nothing
and everybody had that epiphany at the same time
throughout all the space and time.
All right, let's go spoilers from here.
Okay.
That was quick.
Hang on, let's say we enjoyed the film.
Okay, I really, really enjoyed it a lot
because this is right up my alley,
this kind of stuff.
I love this kind of stuff.
I know it's flawed in parts and whatever,
but I feel like people will look back kindly on this.
I think it's getting bashed quite a lot,
but I think people will look...
No, not quite a lot.
A lot of people do like it,
but I think people will look back on this more fondly.
Interesting.
Except for the kind of love kind of stuff.
Okay.
I kind of feel it might disappear a little bit.
I reckon it'll fade away
I reckon people
are still going to remember
Memento and Inception
and the Dark Knight films
but not so much
okay
it was
I think the special effects
are great
I think the performances
are as good as they can be
I think people did well
I think there were
a surprising number
of kind of
edge of my seat moments
where I'm like
this is actually
quite exciting
I don't know
where this is going to go whatever I think there's probably too much plot in it okay it definitely
was over long yeah score was not unbearable it was fine yep um quite a bit of it was plot wise
especially towards the end quite a bit was very contrived okay Okay, sure. And it's... We'll spoiler it.
Okay.
We'll talk about that later.
Right here.
Yeah, okay, cool.
But look, see it.
Yeah.
It's worth a watch.
Yeah.
It looks great.
Yeah.
People are great in it.
Yeah.
You may or may not like the ending.
Yes.
Even the last third act.
But yeah, see it.
Space.
Space, yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
Spoilers, here we go.
All right.
Which bit are we going to spoil?
Well, you were talking about there was a jump in that you missed,
and you were like, where did that...
The daughter, the adult daughter...
Yes.
...goes back to the house...
Yes.
...where she grew up, the room, her childhood bedroom.
Yes.
She looks at the books, and she goes,
oh, it was my dad all along.
How does she figure it out?
Okay, fair point. At no point does she just go, oh, it was my dad all along how does she figure it okay fair point she just goes oh it was my dad
all along you're right yeah because he even though he was conveying messages yeah he never explicitly
said that it was him he couldn't yeah but she just takes in her childhood bedroom and says oh
that was my dad maybe i'll put that down to the only other thing aside from gravity that can transcend space and time is love.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
So, yeah, no, that's, maybe there's another explanation for that.
But no, because the three things he does is he sends a message to stay.
He sends a message in dust of the NASA headquarters.
And he sends into the watch.
I guess you could say because it's his watch and he gave it to her, she makes that leap.
Yeah, but she makes the leap before she sees it.
Oh, she does too.
And then she goes to the watch thinking that there's something more to it.
Right.
Yeah.
But at no point...
Yeah.
She doesn't see it activating
and doing the thing
and go,
oh, it's Morse code,
dad Morse code.
Yeah.
It must have been dad all along.
Yeah.
She makes the connection
and then he puts his magic
fifth dimensional mojo
into the watch.
Yeah.
And then she takes the watch
and she goes.
Okay, sure.
Yep, that's fair. Yeah. Love. Here's the watch and she goes. Okay, sure. Yep, that's fair.
Yeah.
Love.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing
and this is
what I don't really care for
in the movie.
Okay.
It's humanity's future
Yes.
has
decides they want
humanity in the past
to survive
so they can survive
in the future.
Yeah, sure.
So
wait, here we go.
You'll need to edit some posts out here while I get the old brain in gear.
The best they can do is create a wormhole at the edge of normal human space.
Yeah.
Wait, okay.
So the plan of future humanity is, right, they need to get some astronauts through the wormhole to another galaxy, right, to a singular, a black hole, singularity, assuming that somebody, some daredevil, some Matthew McConaughey-esque daredevil is going to go into the singularity.
People had done it. They'd tested it
prior to sending the 13 through.
Right.
Because then they sent things through
and they're like,
oh, they survive on the other side.
And I don't think
it's a black hole in the strictest sense
because it's manufactured.
Right.
It should just suck everything into it.
Like black holes,
the current thinking on a black hole
is not that it is a portal to another dimension.
No, it'll just...
It just crushes everything so small that like, that it becomes two-dimensional, and it just...
It has near-infinite space within it.
Yes.
So it can just keep sucking everything in.
Physics nerds, please email Mason if that's wrong.
Or if it's...
No, don't.
Please don't.
So what you're saying is the wormhole is manufactured, the black hole in the singularity is also manufactured.
Yeah, it's all part of it.
Why can't they do that closer to Earth?
Yeah, I don't know.
Why is it relying on...
Travelling two years.
Travelling years and then losing decades of time.
Yeah.
And then the best they can do is send him through the singularity to a fourth, fifth dimensional realm.
Yeah.
Which is focused entirely on his child's bedroom back on Earth.
In some weird nightmare kaleidoscope dimension.
Through which he can only transmit messages through Morse code and gravity and watches.
Yes.
gravity and watches yes if their technology is so amazing the technology of this future humanity which could be hundreds of thousands or millions of years in the future yeah why can they only
communicate through it cryptically i i don't know because i guess if it's a paradox right it is a
paradox because if humanity survives yeah there had to be there had to be a chicken egg yeah there
had to be a future scenario in which humanity didn't survive.
Yes.
But that comes down to what theory of time travel you adhere to.
Right, okay, good.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Which I don't want to get into.
We're going to have to.
Because I don't understand it.
Right.
Because, okay, so...
Okay, here's Earth without the influence of future humanity.
Mm-hmm.
Earth runs out of crops.
There's no wormhole to another galaxy.
Yep.
Everyone dies.
Yes.
That's it.
Yep.
There's no...
Then there's no future humanity.
Yeah.
So they can't create a wormhole in the past.
I guess if you look at it from the theory of existence that everything is happening at the same time
and time is only us observing it.
If everything's happening at the same time
and they've mastered fifth dimensional physics,
everything that has happened and will happen
is already happening at exactly the same point in time.
But it wouldn't have happened.
But there's no time.
It's not so much time travel
as in everything is happening at the same point in time.
Okay.
Fuck.
No, I understand.
No, I understand that.
Yeah, but yeah.
So basically because everything's happening at once, them creating the wormhole and the planet dying and it being the future and it being the past, that is all happening at the same time.
So there wasn't a point where that happened first because everything happened at the same time. Right. And it's happening at the same time. So there wasn't a point where that happened first because everything happened at the same time
and is happening at the same time.
But the future part, even bearing in mind,
let's say they all exist on a flat plane,
that future part,
let's say that future piece of geography,
because we're not talking about time anymore,
that couldn't have existed.
Yeah, but I don't know, man. So now we're not talking about time anymore that couldn't have existed yeah but i don't know man
so so now we're now look maybe they're from a parallel universe sure no yeah all i'm saying
is if you think about it too hard it doesn't work somebody i'm sure people out there will be like
no i've thought about it hard and it does work yeah it doesn't work yeah but i i guess it is
that is something that has always happened there was never a point where it didn't happen.
Uh-huh.
If that...
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Look, I think he's overreached here.
Okay.
I think he's gone, look, in Memento, you know, it was about memories and loss of memories.
And going into dreams.
Going into...
Yes, exactly.
And, you know...
Fighting Bane.
Yeah.
And, you know, memories, loss of memories,
and, you know, people's memories being manipulated
and what is reality in the sense of memories.
Yes.
In Inception, it's a bigger step.
Yeah.
Instead of manipulating somebody who can't remember things,
it's actually creating memories in people's minds.
It's a bigger step.
And I think maybe Inception gets a pass
because that is not based on anything real. Yes can just make up whatever rules exactly this the the theories
of time travel and time travel being a thing yes there are theories on it so there's got to be
holes in it wormholes yes wormholes as to why they didn't put it near earth you just shouldn't put a
wormhole near a planet no you shouldn't put a wormhole near a planet. I know you shouldn't put a wormhole near a planet,
but surely...
I don't understand why,
if they have this incredible technology,
there isn't an easier way.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
It's the same problem I have with Looper.
And I know we hate to go back to Looper,
but...
Okay, here's the test.
If you existed in that world,
how long would you wait until you went, hey, hang on a second?
And that's the problem with Looper.
Yeah.
Like, if you're a Looper...
Yeah.
You'd be in that world for a week, and you'd go, why do they even need us?
Like, if you could time...
Just time travel somebody back into a volcano.
Yes.
There's no need for us to exist.
Similarly with this.
To close the loop?
No.
No.
Yeah. No point. yes there's no need for us to exist similarly with this to close the loop no no yeah no point
with this you'd be like why why doesn't he we have this tech they have this technology yeah
why is there no simpler option yeah like if once we know that this isn't you know a a random
chance this has been built yeah by aliens or something yeah come on guys give us an easier
option guys we don't there's no clue as to why they're being so cryptic maybe the point is that aliens or something. Yeah. Come on, guys. Give us an easier option, guys.
We don't... There's no clue as to why they're being so cryptic.
Maybe the point is that it's part of the struggle.
It's like why you don't help.
Like a...
Like a real poor guy who's on the street.
You don't give him any money because you're a monster.
I was going to use the example of a butterfly out of a cocoon
because if you don't, it doesn't gain strength from breaking out
and then it dies.
Yeah, but who does gain strength in this?
Just Matthew McConaughey.
And building spaceships.
No.
No, because also building those spaceships to get everybody on Earth off Earth.
Yeah.
Very difficult, I would imagine.
Sure.
So just give them the equation.
Yep.
Okay.
And I guess you could say, well... Maybe this was their just give them the equation yep okay and i guess you could say
well maybe this was their way to give the equation how else would they have found that unless somebody
they sent it to two people directly i mean there are many ways and i guess the i guess
the you could just crack it into a side the obvious the obvious i guess the obvious answer
would be they don't want to alter the timeline sure Sure. But they've already done that. Yeah.
Well, I guess,
but in history,
in their history or whatever,
they'd be like,
the way this always happens
is Matthew McConaughey
and his daughter
transmit that information.
That has always been
the way it is.
We do not know why.
That's how we do it.
Yeah, okay.
Why it happened
in the first place?
Uh-huh.
Fucked if I know.
Right.
Good.
Anyway,
what I'm saying is that-
Loop is great.
No,
I've never said that. What I'm saying is that I think this concept they've overreached. Okay, sure I'm saying is... Loop is great. No, I've never said that.
What I'm saying is that I think this concept they've overreached.
Okay, sure.
I like the idea of this Tesseract, this place where all time happens at the same time.
Good, great.
Yep.
I think it's been misused.
Okay, sure.
All right, that's fair.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I'm nothing if not fair.
It's fair that you didn't understand this.
Oh, no.
Oh, I look like a real dumbo now.
No, not at all.
Speaking of, remember we were talking about the technology and what level we're at.
I think basically what's happened is, because they talk about how the lunar landing was
faked and they're basically, I think they're getting rid of technology.
And they kind of mentioned this, John Lithgow talks about how there's a different doodad every week and whatever.
Like that kind of John Lithgow impersonation.
But I think about 10, 15 years prior, they go, we need farmers.
We need agriculture.
We need people on the ground doing that stuff.
We don't need to be preoccupying ourselves with space travel and whatever.
We've got stuff going on here.
We've got to save our own planet.
Yes.
NASA and whatever is pointless.
Okay, yeah.
So I think about 15 years prior, they stopped.
I mean, I think it was already slowing.
But they stopped innovation.
Yes.
And they put in a lot of propaganda to suggest that space travel is a waste of time.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Which I guess it is when you think about it.
Yeah, it's dumb.
It's real dumb.
So that's what I think.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. it is when you think about it yeah it's dumb it's real dumb so that's what i think okay yeah yeah
um you mentioned the edge of some seat my edge of your seat moments yes did you feel like there
was a lot of sense of urgency in particular that first planet they go to where time is one hour
seven years oh yeah that was that one of those moments for you? Ah, yeah, initially. Or was it the big wave? It was,
it was the time initially.
Yeah.
Um,
well,
they did seem to dawdle quite a bit.
They did,
yeah. A lot of dawdling.
Yeah.
They probably didn't have to land,
really.
No.
Probably could have just flown over there.
I mean,
like,
this doesn't look habitable,
because everything's underwater.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No,
good point.
Um,
edgy seat moments
well there was that chase
there was that Matt Damon chase
that's quite tense
let's talk about that
why was Matt Damon
what did you think about
Matt Damon suddenly
it was weird
because I turned
I saw my brother
I turned to him
and I said
is that robot the voice
of Matt Damon
not knowing that
it's not
not knowing that Matt Damon
that was a bit where
they were taking off
and I couldn't hear anything
and then
not knowing that he was in it, Matt Damon turns up.
And I was like, oh my God.
Ah!
Like that.
I yelled.
My eyes!
Yeah.
Yep.
But he said he ran out of food.
Oh, don't know about that, mate.
Yeah, boy.
Oh, it's interesting.
Actually, you know, it's interesting that hypersleep was taken as given in this. Sure. Like this sure like in a lot of movies it's you know some people just die on the you you get
cryogenicized and then maybe you die yeah but in this just wake them up yeah let's just go to sleep
let's go yeah and then wake up a little later yeah yeah it didn't seem if they were in water
i don't think they were frozen over or anything either. I think it was just water in a sheet.
Oh, yeah.
That's all you need, mate.
That's right.
Okay, so anyway, Matt Damon.
Yeah.
Not the performance of his career, but it was fine.
It was fine.
And I think as well, I think as soon as he kind of woke up,
or even when they landed on their planet, I was like, this isn't right.
Yeah, exactly.
Did you think there needed to be a villain in this?
Not necessarily,
but I think it,
because it's a movie that's supposed to appeal to a mass audience and whatever.
And I think,
you know,
I think it's okay.
I don't think he needed to explain his plan.
I think they could have just got there and he's like,
listen,
I completely lied to you guys.
I want to get out of here.
Yeah.
I think that would have been like,
fuck you,
but okay.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Like he doesn't need to, out of here. Yeah. I think they would have been like, fuck you, but okay. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, he doesn't need to, like, do this elaborate lie and then try to kill Matthew McConaughey
and blow up whatever.
I didn't think that was really necessary.
I mean, he's completely insane, so I guess there's that.
Uh-huh.
But, yeah.
Space Mandus.
Space Mandus.
He's got space dementia. Yes. Have you seen that? So... Armageddon. Madness he's got space dementia
yes
have you seen that
so
Armageddon
Steve Buscemi gets space dementia
sorry go on
so we were talking about
some of the sequences
are too long
yep
there's too much story in it
okay
I understand structurally
why they need
you know they need to go to
one planet
and it's
uninhabitable
yeah
then they need to go to
Matt Damon's planet and he tries to kill them and then there's one planet left over yeah and it's uninhabitable. Yeah. Then they need to go to Matt Damon's planet
and he tries to kill them
and then there's one planet
left over
and that's the good one.
Yeah.
Too much planet stuff.
Too much planet stuff.
I ultimately...
They should have cut out a planet
but I understand
why there needed to be three.
I think that there was...
I think it was nice
to see some diversity.
You had a water planet.
Yep.
You had an ice planet.
You had a regular planet. A regular planet. Matt, you wouldn't go... You wouldn't even go to see some diversity. You had a water planet. Yep. You had an ice planet. You had a regular planet.
A regular planet.
Man, you wouldn't even go to the ice planet.
You'd look at that from above and be like, that's all ice.
Also, there's a lot of oxygen there because we're wearing all our stuff all the time.
Sure.
Even though he said there was a pocket and whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what you'd do, though?
If you were Matt Damon.
Oh, yes. You wouldn't send out that signal for one. You'd freeze yourself and though? If you were Matt Damon. Oh, yes.
You wouldn't send out that signal for one.
You freeze yourself and you'd go, you know what?
Eventually someone will wake me up.
Eventually.
It might be like a billion years, but either this will fail and I'll die or someone will
eventually wake up, wake me up.
Yeah.
Anyway.
I've never had space craziness.
That's true.
It's hard for me to say.
You're looking at this through the pure lens of logic.
Yeah.
so it's hard for me to say you're looking at this through the pure lens of logic
yeah
I liked the way
there was like a sense of kind of isolation
and loneliness and all that kind of
you know I felt even on like the stuff on earth
you get that with his daughter
as well as him being in space
and the fact that they
I think they really conveyed
the sense of distance and time
that was separating everything
I think they really did that really really well look on the one of distance and time that was separating everything. Like, that was...
I think they really did that really, really well.
Look, on the one hand, I'm glad that she didn't become a delinquent.
Yes.
Like some sort of teenage gang member.
Yep.
Like a Jared Leto kind of situation.
But I was talking about contrived earlier.
Yeah.
Everything was really wrapped up in a neat little bow by the end.
Yeah.
Like...
Some people say last 15 minutes cut that out.
What do you think?
Yeah, probably.
Okay, sure.
Like, McConaughey even managed to make it back to humanity.
Yeah.
Like, how convenient was that?
Well, it was a manufactured wormhole.
Yeah, I know, but there was...
Yeah.
You're right.
He didn't have to, did he?
No, he could have been...
He could have been smushed to pieces in there. Yeah. There could have been one sacrifice. Yeah. You're right. He didn't have to, did he? No. He could have been smushed to pieces in there.
There could have been one sacrifice.
Yeah.
I mean, Wes Bentley was killed by that giant wave, but that's not the point.
That was on him, though.
Yeah, that was really.
Be faster, Wes Bentley.
Come on, mate.
Please.
I think he's turned it up again, that Wes Bentley, isn't he?
Yeah.
He kind of disappeared for a while.
He did, yeah.
But since he can grow a sweet beard, people are like, oh, he's got something else there.
Beards are back in.
Let's do this.
Beards are back in let's do this yeah no i it was definitely i don't think everybody should have gotten closure in this film
not only did he survive and he made it through you know the singularity conveniently dumped him
back to earth yeah you know not only can the wormhole do it but the singularity can also do
not only that but the exact point in time when that ship is there as well because that dumped him at Saturn.
Yeah, yeah.
So, and at the exact amount of years
that have passed
that his daughter would still be alive
and be there
or she could get there.
Right, exactly.
Yeah, fair point.
And then he can go
and he can find Anne Hathaway.
To be fair though,
Batman got closure.
So why can't Matthew McConaughey?
Yeah, and I really like
that Batman got closure.
So yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the deal is.
I don't know.
I get...
For whatever reason, I feel that his non-Batman movies, people shouldn't get closure.
I don't know why that is.
I can't show you.
I think Memento said...
Everyone but Batman shouldn't get closure.
I feel Memento said...
These universes...
Like, with Batman, he has to sort of obey the conventions of the genre.
Yeah.
And he can't have, you know,
he can't have Batman be killed at the end of Batman.
Yeah.
He could, but he's not going to.
Yeah.
Because they won't let him.
No, you're probably right, yeah.
But with, you know,
with Memento or Inception or whatever,
he's built this entire universe.
There can be some casualties.
Sure.
Inception, he gets closure.
Yeah.
Or does he?
We got a lot of emails. We got a lot of emails.
We got a lot of emails.
Did we?
And tweets this week.
Oh, about the token.
Oh, the token.
No, we did.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll talk about that at some point.
Okay.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll do like alternate fan theories.
Is it an alternate theory or was it Nolan's intention?
So for those who don't know, we talked about Inception last week.
Yes.
And, you know, the question,
the ending is left ambiguous apparently
as to whether he's still awake or in a dream.
But I think, again,
he gets closure regardless of whether it is or not.
Because, you know,
we're led to believe that the totem
that proves whether he's awake or in a dream
is the spinning top.
Yeah.
But a lot of people have tweeted us
that there is...
He's spinning on top hat.
Yeah.
That he wears. A lot of people have tweeted us that there is an old top hat that he wears.
A lot of people
have tweeted us that
it might be a fan theory
but it might be
Nolan's actual intention
that his totem
is his wedding ring.
Yeah.
He only wears it
when he's in a dream.
Yeah.
When he's awake
and in real life
he's not wearing it.
Yeah.
Because he's moved on.
Yeah.
And when,
the last time we see his hands
is when he's in the airport going to see his children and he's not wearing the wedding ring so it's implied he is
awake okay so if that theory is true then nolan has definitively said that the ending is real
yeah so nolan saying it's real and this fan theory both point to it being real and batman was in that
cafe at the end he was definitely in that cafe it was not a dream
do you think
some people have said
as well at the end
of Dark Knight Rises
it should have been
Alfred sits down
yes
he looks up
yeah
he smiles at something
and then it cuts
so you don't see
Bruce Wayne
I reckon
how about this
he sits down
in the cafe
chair breaks
right little
right little smile
look of shock batarang to the head, fade to black.
Yeah, sure.
I'll be happy with that.
What about all the, we're talking about the love stuff.
Like the meshing of love and science is tricky.
Yeah, that's where I think, that's where I think Nolan... That's the gear changer I was talking about earlier.
Like, Nolan, you know, he's got the science, he's got the logic,
he's got the Kai concepts that he's good at.
He's built this world and it's great.
And then on the other hand, he's got human interaction,
which is not for him because he's a British robot.
And I think they've combined the two,
and it comes out when Anne Hathaway has the speech about love
and how love connects people throughout the whole universe.
Time and space and blah, blah, blah.
Okay, look, at the time as well, I thought that.
But then also I think, was she just having a mental break?
Yeah, maybe.
Because it's never really confirmed that love is the thing that binds everything together.
I mean, it is or whatever, but like, even if there's no love there, the story would have ended the same way, I guess.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That nightmare book world was weird, wasn't it?
It was, yeah.
I guess you don't want to see him trapped in that world forever.
I do.
I mean, you can't even read the books.
No.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was... When he dropped into that, I was like, oh, this has gone full 2001.
Because that was definitely like, oh, this is my 2001 spitting through time and space moment or whatever.
But yeah.
Someone said, and I can't remember who, I don't know what they said to me, I read it in a comment.
Nolan can't film a fight scene.
Right, okay.
Unless it's in a spinning hallway.
Yeah, that's absolutely fine.
I would like a traditional fight scene.
I think the fight scenes in Batman get better.
I think the Bane...
Even though the Bane-Batman fight, it's very kind of meat and potatoes.
Just two guys just kind of socking each other.
And there's no quick cuts.
It's just heavy hitting.
And this is just, I remember when you see Matt David
and Matthew McConaughey fighting,
and they're not supposed to be fighters,
and they're wearing big clunky spade suits.
Like, you see them, they've panned right out,
and you just see them at a distance just kind of rolling around.
And I turned to my brother and I went, action.
But it would go like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess.
I guess so.
But I think you're probably right about the fight sequences.
That sequence in Dark Knight Rises, I don't think it's good.
Okay, sure.
And it's supposed to be in the dark, but it's very clear.
Yeah, but it's also in that scene,
Batman doesn't learn from any of his mistakes.
He throws out a whole bunch of gimmicks, and then Bane...
He does this punch?
Yeah.
The U-punch?
The U-shaped double punch.
And clearly Bane can take a punch.
He's clearly more than this weakened Batman can handle.
Batman doesn't immediately run. You should stab him at that point. Yeah. He's not stab- this weakened Batman can handle. Batman doesn't immediately run.
You should stab him at that point.
Yeah.
He's not stab-proof, is he?
He's certainly not stab-proof.
Yeah.
You're right.
And Batman would run.
Yeah.
Smoke grenade, grappling hook.
Get out of there.
Batman is not adverse to running.
Correct.
Yeah.
Like he's...
Yeah.
But you're right about the fight sequences.
Yeah.
You know, the action in Inception is good.
Yeah.
But you're right there's
no fistfights or anything really there's the there's the novelty spinny hallway which i enjoy
a lot but yeah fair enough like he can do gunplay and he can do big action set pieces but me maybe
not hand-to-hand stuff so much dark knight's all right when he fights the joker that's fine
yeah it's fine yeah okay cool i'm gonna say emotional moments for you though, cool. I was going to say, emotional moments for you, though.
What were the big kind of emotional moments for you?
Obviously, you loved the Anne Hathaway mental break.
Yes.
But.
Probably the messages from home.
But they were quite good.
Oh, that was good.
Yeah.
And that was a real rollercoaster.
Because Casey Affleck's like, look at my son.
And then the next video is like, my son.
Don't look at my son.
You can't look at my son anymore.
He's gone or something. Yeah. And that, son you can't look at my son anymore he's
gone or something yeah and that like can you imagine he mcconaughey's been gone like three
hours and then he comes back and he gets that all at once true like that's rough so yeah i actually
i liked the bit at the end even though it was in that i guess the unnecessary last 15 minutes i
didn't actually mind the last 15 minutes was fine but um where he sits with his daughter and he
finally gets to see her and they're talking or whatever and she's like you know what you should
go right which is just kind of like it's a point where he realizes that when she's also clearly
realized he realized years ago that they she doesn't need him anymore she's got her own family
right and it's sad for him in a way because now he's a man out of time and place space and place
all places and spaces which then caused he's a man out of time and place. Uh-huh. Space and place.
Or places and spaces.
Which then causes him to... He's like, oh, I should have stayed in that bookshelf.
So, yeah.
I quite liked that.
But anyway.
You know what I didn't like?
I'm ready.
One of the scenes that went for way too long.
You know when Matt Damon tried to dock and the ship blew up?
Oh, yes.
First of all, what an idiot.
I know, right?
Matt Damon tried to dock and the ship blew up.
Oh, yes.
First of all, what an idiot.
I know, right?
Secondly, that Matthew McConaughey lining in that up went for way too long.
I was like, I know you're going to line it up.
I know how this is going to play out.
I think that went for way too long.
Well, not everybody knows he's going to line that up.
Not everybody's seen as many films as you, all right?
Every film is someone's first film.
Why don't we just cut out everything
that you know is going to happen?
Why don't we just have black and white title cards?
And instead of that,
instead of that whole sequence,
just a black and white title card and it says
Matt Damon dies,
he explodes, and then
Matthew McConaughey,
he's going to dock the thing and then he docks it.
That is pretty good.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yep.
Fine.
Whatever.
Yes.
Okay, good.
Wow.
I just thought it was too overlong.
Especially when you compare, like, there were no moments of tension like this.
Except for maybe the planet time thing that compared to like something like sunshine.
I feel like sunshine is just pure tension.
Like the whole way through. Yeah. Beginning to end Sunshine is just pure tension. Like the whole way through.
Beginning to end
it's just tension.
And I think this didn't
do that as well.
Okay.
I kind of felt
it was a relief.
Like after a film
like Gravity
which is so
tense all the time.
Yeah.
I don't really love Gravity.
No, that's fine.
I didn't...
It's technically amazing.
Yeah.
But yeah, so I go on.
But I felt it was kind of a relief relief there was some you know you're in space but there's some
time you're right they're different movies you're right that's that's a good point um look i didn't
say they're different movies they're literally the same movie i just want to say one more thing
this is from red letter media they said that casey affleck showed up wearing his Ben Affleck costume.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
That was pretty great.
But yeah, I don't have anything else to say.
But we've got some viewer stuff that I want to get to.
Okay, let's do that.
What do you think of it?
Should we do best or worst now?
Look, I'm going to go best movie ever because talking vending machines.
Sure.
Like I know I hate them.
But look, the balls on that guy
to put those in
doing their little cartwheels
big British fastballs
yeah cartwheels
yeah
all of that
sure
I'm also going to say
best movie ever
I really really enjoyed it
I know it's flawed
but I think we very rarely
get something like this
right
and I guess that's not
not a good reason to like
something if you don't
it's like saying
you have to like every Bond movie because they're only four years or whatever right we have
to yeah yeah it's bad to say well we have to everybody has to go and see this yeah because
otherwise they'll stop making things like yeah yeah but i think i i don't think it's as good as
you know like a moon or sunshine or whatever but i but i really enjoyed it i'm moving like the
concepts yes it's not as good as a moon just looking at a. It's not as good as a moon. Just looking at a moon. It's not as good as sunshine.
Get out of the sunshine, guys.
But a synthesis, man.
But no, I really enjoyed it.
And I think it's one of those things I want to watch again.
But probably at home.
Right, okay.
Yeah, on my giant television.
Fantastic.
That I don't own.
I don't feel any need to watch it again.
Sure.
Why don't you watch Gravity then, fucking simpleton?
No, I'll be fine.
So, yeah, best movie for me.
All right.
Okay.
So, we're not doing listener questions this week.
Give me emails.
Emails this week.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I wasn't going to bring this up, but I've had a close family member die in the last
week.
Yes.
So, I've had a lot on my plate.
Sure.
And we were very nearly not going to do this.
But so I haven't had time to basically go through it.
But we're committed to the internet.
Yes, that's right.
More than my own family.
So no.
Yeah.
So I'm fine, by the way.
Everything's fine.
You know, as good as it can be.
But I just want to let people know that I haven't really read anything this week or responded to anything so i apologize um for that and i might be a bit
slow going on my youtube channel and my website's kind of ground ground to a halt for the moment and
and whatever but yeah that'll all come back at some point yeah yeah but anyway anyway but so
what i've done instead mason yes i've released a um an inception yes it's the atmosphere it's gonna make everybody goofy
correct no i released a interstellar explained video oh yes and i meant to ask in the video i
seen it yeah it's fine isn't it it's good yeah makes sense sure but uh i obviously didn't answer
everything because i really weighed up what do i answer and what do i not okay because there's a
lot of stuff that you can kind of get into.
You know what I mean?
I meant to ask...
Why are you so dumb?
It would be one of the questions probably.
Who knows?
Yeah.
Like I meant to ask if you've got any questions, put them down below and we'll talk about them.
But luckily people ask a lot of questions anyway, so I'll read them out and we'll try
and muddle through them.
Okay, I'm ready.
What do you think?
I'm ready.
Question one.
Don't expect any real answers based on anything.
Yes.
Any kind of logic or reason.
Dean Mohan.
If the future humans open the wormhole for the present day humans, who opens the wormhole
for the future humans when they're going through these problems?
We went through this one.
Boy, did we.
We don't know.
Paradox.
Paradox.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Christopher Nolan.
Everything exists at the same time.
No, I don't like it. Don't like it. Still doesn't work. Paradox. Yeah. Yeah. Christopher Nolan. Everything exists at the same time. No, I don't like it.
Don't like it.
Still doesn't work.
Fair enough.
Look, the only way that works is, I think, parallel universe.
Okay, sure.
I think these future humanities from a parallel universe, they can see into other parallel
universes.
Sure.
And they're like, this humanity is going to die.
Who cares?
I mean, wormhole.
Let's help them out how we can while we've got the wormhole. There we go. I'm no prized it. Yeah. They should have been like, here's a to die. Who cares? I mean, wormholes. Let's help them out how we can while we've got the wormhole.
There we go.
I no-prized it.
Yeah.
They should have been like,
here's a giant spaceship.
Yeah.
We've got heaps of them.
We've got heaps of them
on this side of the universe.
I was just thinking, right,
the more elements you put in a movie,
especially sci-fi elements,
there's going to be holes in it
because you cannot juggle
all these things at once,
which is why something...
You can't juggle holes at all.
It doesn't make sense.
Like, why something like moon makes more sense because there's very few elements kind of
at play there.
And you're not mixing paradoxes and time travel and multiple dimensions and whatever.
Correct.
But anyway, this is from Terry King.
Only thing I don't understand, why did Cooper tell his older self to stay on Earth and give
him NASA coordinates so he can leave?
Isn't that kind of conflicting his own motives?
Yes, it is.
But he's a complicated man.
He's a human being.
I think that, I read that as he had a panicked moment.
Yep.
And then he had a kind of level-headed moment.
Yeah, true.
That's the way I saw that.
Yeah.
Or he's an idiot.
Also that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three.
This is from Nextpkfr.
How did they build a space station at the end so fast it seems like a lot of money was spent in baseball fields and
museums but it should have been spent getting more people on the ship it's a really good question
yeah uh it's a nice ship wasn't it yeah maybe it was maybe we didn't see the outside of it either did we no maybe the
framework was built already okay well they had the engines kind of yeah i'm gonna say they had
the framework of the ship or ships built already yeah they had no way to put them into space yeah
how big that wouldn't really make any sense but how big were these things as well
good question what sort of city size i mean and it's kind of implied that they take everybody.
Yeah.
And you've got room for a baseball field?
Yep.
I don't know.
But anyway, whatever.
But here's a question, though.
I'm ready.
Earth's dying.
Yes.
Food's dying.
Everyone's dying.
Baseball.
Play baseball.
Play baseball.
Well, that.
But how do you get everything into space?
And is everything okay, then? Where do you get everything into space? And is everything okay then?
Where do you get your food from?
Space.
Where?
In space.
The space supermarket.
Yeah, on an asteroid.
But seriously though, where?
You've still got your food problems, don't you?
Yeah, that's a good point actually.
Maybe the blight was...
Contained to Earth?
Yeah.
But I think I remember reading somewhere that it was
in the soil.
So where did they get the soil? Good question.
Dead bodies. Yeah.
Good answer. The correct
answer.
Question number four. What's up with Matt Damon?
What an arsehole.
That's not a question, that's for me. This is
from Mike Sheldon actually. Why did Dr.
Man, that's Matt Damon, go crazy?
I understand that he got lonely and drove him crazy,
but if you believe that he'll be the only human left to die alone,
he could have been honest with them when he was revived.
He could have said, thank you for getting me.
There's nothing here, and I want to go with you.
Oh, right.
Maybe that's where I got that thing from.
Probably.
You took it from him.
I probably, yeah.
It's an internet comment.
I've stolen something.
Because of them trying to settle on the planet,
they would have perished anyways
and be the end of the human race.
There was no food and drinkable water there
and, of course, no oxygen.
If you slept where a space suit on a planet,
that means it's not hospitable,
which is true.
But he said...
He brought all the tricky dickies.
He said there was a pocket of something near a thing.
That's enough for all of humanity.
Yeah.
I mean, it's odd that he wasn't in there
when they got there. True, yeah. You'd think he'd be just chilling in there, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I guess he would have had to move all of humanity. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's odd that he wasn't in there when they got there.
True, yeah.
You'd think he'd be just chilling in there, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But I guess he would have had to move all his stuff.
And that's hard.
Moving's hard.
You've moved house.
Exactly.
It's real difficult.
Especially by yourself.
And he didn't...
It's not like he had any time on his hands.
No.
Or like a big, dumb robot to help him.
Yeah, true.
This is from The Sitting Bull.
The question that's still on my mind is,
how does Cooper make it to the planet Brand is on?
So this is at the end.
Weren't they on the opposite sides of the now closed wormhole?
First of all, I don't think the wormhole was closed.
I think whatever that dimension was, he was in.
That's separate.
That shut down.
Yeah, the Tesla.
And flung him out.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wormhole's still active.
Yeah.
Also, that leads into Max's question.
When Cooper eventually finds Anne Hathaway,
will she still look the same or will she be older?
So did she die and age?
Did she age like 100 years or whatever it was?
Well, she will...
Depending how close she is to the...
I don't think that planet is close to the singularity.
Yeah.
It's not close to the...
No, they said it was the furthest one.
I think that's specifically said.
I think there's specifically said.
I think there'll be some relativistic effects, certainly.
She will be older, but it won't be like decades.
Maybe she could have frozen herself as well, I guess.
And be like, maybe he'll turn up.
But why would she?
She'd probably just get started, wouldn't she?
Yeah.
Because she'd be like, I'm so lonely.
Because her boyfriend died.
Yep.
Presumably of old age.
Or a big rock. Big rock fell on him i did so yeah almost
suddenly also it's never it's never established boyfriend no she just you're right she says guy
that i love and whatever and then when she has that mental break this is from darius mckenzie
only question is how the fuck did he get out of the tesseract and then suddenly wake up in the
space station i think they kind of answer that he got out it ejected him yeah because it's shutting down when he's in there uh-huh and he's like thank
christ right and then it shoots him out near the space station and they're like oh we found you
whatever yeah i think all that was intentional yeah that was a lot of yeah that was planned yeah
sure this is from uh plucas one so why didn't the future humans just send a radio message to the wormhole to explain
what it was there for? Thank you
it wouldn't have caused... I don't know
mate, I don't know
it would have made things real simple
it wouldn't have caused
wouldn't have violated causality
any more than the time
shuffle thing and would have saved everyone
a great deal of hassle, yes correct, thank you
this is from
Lycon0. Oh, and
actually, his response to that was
because that would have been a
boring-ass movie, also known as
Contact.
Slap in the face to Contact.
You know what? I thought of... Contact's
okay, right?
Yeah.
I can't really remember what the alien planet looks like spoiler alert
for contact ah it's 20 years old right at the end i'm gonna be about that at the end jodie foster
goes to a distant space far far away where she meets an alien who takes on her dad's look yep
and basically says listen sweet look yeah basically says t-shirt and sport coat with the sleeves all up
I don't know what it was
basically says
listen
thanks for coming
your race isn't ready
um
maybe one day
see you later
and then she gets sent back
why even go in the first place
I was explaining it
and then I just
then you just trailed off
right
like
well
see I feel in the future
maybe Interstellar will be a bit like that.
People will be explaining the twist of the film, and then they'll just trail off, and it won't matter anymore.
This is a riff I'm at.
Why do they need boosters to leave Earth while the other three planets, the ship, can pass through the atmosphere?
Good question.
I feel like that had a lot of stuff on it like it had like the spinning oh the rotating wheel was out was elsewhere correct it was already in space
but there was there a lot of stuff in that thing i guess they had the eggs they did have the eggs
yep all those eggs yeah all them eggs um and one of the planets had a much greater gravity than
earth's yeah so the water planet had like 1.3 yeah which but they were able to just take off Yeah. Or dem eggs. And one of the planets had a much greater gravity than Earth's. Yeah, so...
The water planet had like 1.3 Earth gravity or something?
Yeah, but they were able to just take off like you would in Star Wars or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
So why couldn't they do that on Earth?
Fuel conservation?
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, you use all the fuel initially in separate things to get off.
Because then they discard the fuel, whatever.
Uh-huh.
And then...
Yeah.
I don't know.
This is from Austin Little.
Why is NASA underground and why do they need... I like this one.
It's just angry.
Is it all caps?
It gets all caps.
Oh, good.
I'll let you know when that happens.
Okay, cool.
Why is NASA underground
and why do they think that the moon landing was fake?
We can't answer that.
Yeah.
Why was Murph saying that no one believed her about her dad but this is where it gets all caps okay yep but she was somehow able to convince the
entire space travel hating world to make a space station when everyone probably thought she was
crazy with thinking her dad was in a freaking pocket fucking bookshelf dimension that's a
really good point i'm gonna say she made a little model. Sure.
She made a little spaceship model, and she was like, check it out, anti-gravity.
Yeah, she made like a killer presentation.
Yeah, killer presentation.
Great PowerPoint.
Yeah, she's so good.
Probably spent a few hours on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just love how it just...
I love the bit.
Thought she was crazy for thinking her dad was in a freaking pocket fucking bookshelf.
Dimension.
10.
This is from Klan17.
Is John Lithgow our generation or our kids' generation?
Oh, good question.
Let's see.
It seemed like they were coming up with something new every day.
Yeah.
I reckon it's the next generation.
Okay, sure.
Star Trek, the next generation.
Sure.
This is from Watched and Abused.
This is the last question.
But what about...
Questions 11, our new segment.
We answer 11 questions badly.
But what about...
All that upside down...
Stuff.
Yeah.
I wasn't in favour of it.
Like the spinning thing and there was gravity in the ship.
Oh, I love that. Yeah. It was really good. I like that. Yeah. I wasn't in favor of it. Like the spinning thing and there was gravity in the ship. Oh, I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was really good.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's been seen before.
That's like a popular kind of model I think they'll adopt in the future where you get
a rotating kind of thing and then it simulates gravity in space.
Because a big trouble with space travel is, aside from you have to shit in your pants
or in a weird toilet vacuum, is bone density.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True.
So.
You become brittle.
Yeah.
Like Mr. Glass.
Yes.
Oh, that was my other unfair comparison that I was going to say.
I felt at times this movie felt a little bit like good M. Night Shyamalan.
There were ghosts.
Yeah. Like, not in a bad way, but maybe in a bad way. That Shyamalan. There were ghosts. Yeah, like not in a bad way,
but maybe in a bad way.
That's a slap.
Yeah, it is a... Cop that.
Cop that into Stella, the movie.
Cop that, you bloody Shyamalan.
Bloody...
All right.
All right.
Well, let's leave it there.
Okay, great.
And we'll never come back to this
except for the sequel.
Is there going to be a sequel?
There won't be a sequel, no. I'd be never come back to this except for the sequel. Is there going to be a sequel?
There won't be a sequel, no.
I'd be very surprised.
But they did... You know there's a 3001 Space Odyssey?
Yeah, I know that.
Have you seen it?
It's not out yet.
There actually is.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, you were making a little joke.
No, it exists.
It is a movie.
Oh, they actually made it.
They made it.
Is there going to do a series? I think Ridley Scott's going to do a miniseries or something like that. Okay. Oh, they actually made it. They made it. Is there going to do a series?
I think Ridley Scott's going to do a mini series or something like that.
Okay.
He's going to redo it.
We get it.
Yeah.
Leave it alone, Scott.
God, what a dickhead.
He's old.
He loves space, Ridley Scott.
We get it.
Make fucking Prometheus and Blade Runner and they'll die.
Just leave us alone.
Stop.
No, he's all right.
Yeah.
He's fine.
All right.
You know what it's time for, Mason?
Yep.
What are we reading
What we gonna read
I wish there was a theme song
I'm doing a theme
What are we reading
Today
Oh there it is
If you cleverly edited it in
I hope I didn't
What you reading this week
Well
You know how I said
Let's pick sci-fi things You didn't say that I didn't. What are you reading this week? Well, you know how I said, let's pick sci-fi things?
You didn't say that.
I didn't, and neither of us have.
Nope.
Why would we?
I'm sick to death of sci-fi at this point.
Really?
Nah.
Sure.
I'm actually reading this thing called, because I've been listening to a lot of centers before,
the James Bonding podcast.
Yes, uh-huh.
Like, way too much.
Yeah.
They should be paying us.
We promote it a lot.
Yeah, I know.
It's really good, though. Even if you hate James Bond, I think you could get a lot out of Yeah. They should be paying us. We've promoted a lot. Yeah, I know. It's really good though.
Even if you hate James Bond,
I think you could get a lot out of it.
I think especially if you hate James Bond.
If you've grown to hate James Bond over the years, definitely.
It's called, they mentioned it,
it's called Velvet by Ed Brubaker.
Oh, yes.
And it's basically set in this James Bond-esque world.
It's not actually because you can't legally.
Yep, totally.
And it's like, and I've only just started,
I'm only a few pages in where,
it's imagine if like Money and I've only just started, I'm only a few pages in, where it's,
imagine if like Moneypenny is like the main,
becomes like the main
kind of James Bond-y
kind of thing.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
She's not called Moneypenny,
she's called Velvet Underground
or something.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
It's,
so far what I've read
is really good.
I like the classic
kind of art style.
And it's got some good suits
and I know you love a good suit. I do love suits.
Okay, I'm going to note it down. Yeah, definitely.
But yeah, I've got another thing. But what are you
reading? What I'm reading,
well, what I'm going to read, and what
I'm going to watch. I saw
a trailer for,
at the start of Interstellar, I saw a trailer
for an indie film called The One I Love.
It's got Mike Duplass
who was in Safety Not Guaranteed,
and it's got...
Remember that time travel one?
Yes.
I know, yeah, yeah.
The wacky indie time travel one.
Yes.
Yeah, so laws of physics don't apply.
Whatever.
And Elizabeth Moss, who's in Mad Men.
Yes.
And Ted Danson's also in it.
And it's by...
See, I don't know anything about it.
And all the reviews suggested
don't look up anything about this film.
Yeah.
But the reviews are very positive.
And basically, Mark Duplass and Elizabeth Moss are a couple.
They're having relationship troubles.
Ted Danson says, go to this house.
Like, go to this house for a weekend away.
Go to this house where everybody knows your name.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what it's to us.
Anyway, they're like, go to this house.
He's like a relationship counselor. And he's're like go to this house all the he's like a
relationship council
and he's like
go to this house
everybody goes there
relationship's fixed up
completely
and I don't know
what the
like the trailer
suggests that it's
it's something
supernatural
or it's something
some sort of weird
maybe there's time travel
maybe
who knows
who knows what it is
but reviews are really good
people are saying
it's fun
it's engaging
I got it here
I'm ready to go I'm gonna blow your mind I've seen that oh yeah and i've even brought it up in what
we read it i bet you have i bet you have when i it is good it's really good uh you can it's
available online yeah yeah yeah oh you know already oh yeah but you saw a movie trailer for
it correct oh okay so i guess it's not out here in the cinema yeah well that makes sense have you actually
seen a trailer
at the cinema
that you've never seen before
yeah that one
yeah I mean like
remember last week
it like never happens anymore
yeah true
the last time it happened
was Batman Begins
right
not knowing what it was
but I guess
you're talking like
big event stuff
yeah yeah
like you've seen the green
you saw the Green Lantern trailer
before you saw the Green Lantern
trailer in the cinema
yes
yes
yeah good boy yeah maybe this is why I'm so keen to watch it because you've mentioned it before maybe You saw the Green Lantern trailer before you saw the Green Lantern trailer in the cinema. Yes. Yes.
Good boy.
Yeah.
Maybe this is why I'm so keen to watch it because you've mentioned it before.
Maybe.
Or maybe you just like things.
I do like things.
Yeah.
They're good, aren't they?
Sure.
Anyway, this is probably a double recommendation for this podcast.
For a film that's not really part of our world view.
There's no superheroes or is there?
I don't know.
I'm going to wait a year then I'm going to
recommend it again.
Right.
All right.
I'm also reading
the current run of
Batman that
Scott Capullo
and Greg Capullo
and Scott Snyder
are doing
is the last issue
ended where
he had a
Justice League
showdown.
I'm not going to say
why but the Justice League turned on him.
And this current issue...
Probably got rabies.
Yes.
Probably got rabies.
Well, I'm not going to...
I see.
And this current issue,
which comes out on the 12th,
which is 40 pages.
They've bumped up the price of Batman,
but I think it's 10 pages more.
Okay, cool.
I don't care.
I'll pay whatever.
Because it's a good run
and I'm happy to pay for it.
Would you pay $8 an issue?
You know what? I probably would. Wow. Yeah. Good recommendation. Yeah. Yeah. I'll pay whatever. Because it's a good run and I'm happy to pay for it. Would you pay eight bucks an issue? You know what?
I probably would.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good recommendation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very good.
I really enjoy it.
People are going to look back on this Batman run and be like, that was one of the best.
Well, people say that now.
Point is...
The way they're going to look back on Interstellar.
I don't trust your judgment anymore.
People will look back on Interstellar, they said.
All right, fine.
And they'll be like, it's kind of like Contact.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But yeah, where Batman, it's a Batman Superman showdown.
Okay.
And I love a Batman Superman showdown because I like seeing the new kind of ways that they
make it so Batman isn't killed immediately.
Right, sure, yeah.
They're always fun.
Yeah.
I read there was a little preview on comicbookmovie.com and there's a little kind of inventive way
where you can hurt him
which we haven't
really exactly seen before
punch to the face
yes well yeah
but it takes some
things that we've done
and it puts it together
with something else
which is
I won't spoil it
but yeah
that's what I'm going to do
sounds good
and that's the show
for this week Mason
we did it
we did
hang on
is there anything else
well normally there's letters
but no
oh yeah
no letters
okay
yeah thanks to everybody who got on the Patreon yeah that's really great yeah Hang on. Is there anything else? Well, normally there's letters. Oh, yeah. No letters. Okay. Yeah.
Thanks to everybody who got on the Patreon.
Yeah.
That's really great.
Yeah.
We're no closer to our $82 million that we wanted from last week.
So it's kind of annoying.
Yeah, it is.
Lift your game, everyone who's graciously donated.
You pricks.
Do we have a list of those people?
Yeah.
I do.
I can't. We'll get them next week. Yeah, I do. I can't.
We'll get them next week.
Yeah, we'll get them next week.
Obviously, like we said,
there's a second YouTube channel you get access to
where I've put up only one of the audio commentaries.
It looks like we're going to do Watchmen as well, aren't we?
We spoke about it.
Yes, we're going to do an audio commentary over Watchmen.
Maybe the regular one, maybe the real long one.
Who knows?
We'll see how we feel.
Yeah, see how we feel.
Yeah, but if you'd like to go there, it's patreon.com slash MrSundayMovies.
Yeah, if you want to donate just to keep the show running.
Like we said, the amount you should donate is the amount if you dropped it on the street and you didn't notice.
If you drop it on the street and you furiously scramble for it that's the
amount that we want
oh absolutely yeah
no you're right yeah
if you don't notice
it yeah just throw
it our way but for
whatever reason you
don't want to yeah
that's cool by the
way whatever we're
doing pretty good as
these golden tuxedos
prove doing all right
heavy on the chest
though oh so heavy
yeah where can people
find us though oh
on the internet yeah
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find us at
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and thank you to
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songs
themes songs
oh themes songs
sure
yeah next week
Mason
oh yes
it's really exciting
because it's the
interim episode
before the next Hunger Games movie.
What will we talk about?
I don't know.
Okay.
Any suggestions?
You know, I've got a list.
Oh, good.
Do you want to do Contact?
Let's talk about Contact.
Great.
Sure.
No, I don't know.
We'll think of something.
What's out?
We could do dystopian kids' movies based on books set in the future
where they're forced to something.
Do we have to read books then?
Yes.
No.
We just have to see the terrible adaptations.
Oh, how many?
The Maze Runner.
The Giver.
The one where...
Divergent.
Divergent.
That's the one.
That's the one you're thinking of?
The host.
Oh, okay. That's a Stephanie Meyer one. Can I just watch the trailers's the one. The host. Okay.
You know,
that's Stephanie Meyer.
That's a Stephanie Meyer one.
Can I just watch the trailers
and guess what happens?
Yes.
Great.
Good.
We're not really doing that.
No.
What about John Wick?
I hear that's okay.
Is that out here?
Yeah.
I'll do John Wick.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll be a short one.
Yeah,
but I think it's a lot of people.
John Wick's been out for a while,
though,
as well.
Okay.
Well,
let's not talk about it then.
Yeah,
I know.
Let's watch a film for our own enjoyment.
I don't do that. I don't do that basically.
We'll think of
something. We'll think of something. We'll see you back here next week.
I hope so. Grab that gem you guys.
Grab as many as you can.
Okay, bye. You'll probably only get one before you're
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