The Weekly Planet - 60 The Hunger Games Mockingjay Pt 1 & Doctor Who
Episode Date: November 23, 2014Episode 60 brings us news of Cowboy Ninja Viking, Howard The Duck, Highlander, Prometheus 2 & G.I. Joe 3.Plus we discuss the latest installment in the HG franchise and Doctor Who 2014! Hosted on A...cast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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something wrong with the equipment did you did you delete something important whatever i'm like
what's going on there and you were like oh i just thought of somebody who hugged me this week and i
didn't like it yeah that's troubling it was a from it was a guy i don't really know that well
and he came up behind me oh and just double the hands over and it just made me you know
he linked the hands in front
He linked the hands
And it was like
And it was like
How you doing
But it was like on me
Like right
Like on my face
And like on me
Like an angry backpack
Exactly
Yeah I understand
So yeah
And you know when
Every part of your body
Just like
Clenches up
Yeah totally
So yeah
That was
That was great
So you've just been
Having flashbacks to that
Pretty much
Exactly Huh I actually I just got this tweet That I wanted to mention This is from Warren That was great. So you've just been having flashbacks to that. Pretty much, exactly.
Actually, I just got this tweet that I wanted to mention.
This is from Warren, at CoolWarren.
Oh, yes.
And he tweeted us this.
And you, actually.
Oh.
Sean Connery single-handedly...
Oh, this is from Google Facts.
Oh, yes.
Sean Connery single-handedly beat four men in a nightclub while Michael Caine held his coat.
Great.
Did he think that those four men were his wife?
Controversial.
He's probably a really bad guy.
Let's not.
Yeah, that's it.
I hope that would have been back in the day,
but imagine if it was modern.
That sums up both their kind of personalities, I think.
Don't you think?
Michael Caine, gentlemanly, Sean Connery, thug.
Thug, exactly
probably a bad guy
yeah
alright
straight into the news
you're a fan of
Cowboy Ninja Viking
aren't you?
a little bit, yeah
I haven't read it in a while
but yeah
well Chris Pratt
has seemingly
confirmed
his involvement
in the movie adaptation
oh
that's pretty cool
I should read that
shouldn't I?
yeah, definitely
he's a secret agent isn't, that's got multiple personalities?
Yeah, he's part of a group of people all who have inexplicably useful alternate personalities.
Sure.
Yeah.
And how is a cowboy better than a ninja?
I mean, fight guns.
Yeah, good point.
I guess a ninja could...
See, a modern day ninja can use guns.
Yeah.
Okay, how is a Viking...
What is a Viking... He's got rage. Yeah. Yeah. So does he... A berserker rage in ninja can use guns. Yeah. Okay, how is a Viking... What is a Viking...
He's got rage.
Yeah.
He's got berserker rage and a hat with horns on it.
Okay, good point.
Does he...
He doesn't obviously physically change, but in the comic, do they alter the art style
when he changes personalities?
A little bit.
You see sort of the aspect around him.
Okay, cool.
It sounds like...
Do you ever read Five Ghosts?
I've talked about it before.
No, I haven't.
That's really cool.
It's a little bit like Brave Star.
Don't know that. Never mind. It's a little bit like Bravestar Don't know that Nevermind
It's a cartoon
You got animal powers or something
Sure
Yeah
Are you thinking of
Roy Scheider or Rob Schneider's
The Animal
No
Okay
Nevermind
I'm thinking of the Phantom
In Defenders of the Earth
When he gave the powers of 10 tikes
You see the 10 tikes
I remember
Which is never a power
That he's had
No never
By the way
Defenders of the Earth
Theme song here
Defenders of the Earth theme song here. Defenders of the Earth.
Defenders.
Out of the sky,
his rockets ignite.
Jets into battle
flying faster than light.
I'm Scorn.
Lord of the jungle,
the hero who stops.
The beasts call him brother,
but goes to war.
Defenders.
Defenders of the Earth.
Defenders.
Good. I love that theme song.
Stan Lee wrote that. We've talked about that.
Yes, we have.
That's pretty good.
Howl the Duck.
Oh, yes.
For the first time in seven years, he's getting his own comic.
We were tweeting about this as well.
Boy, were we.
It's going to be written by Chip Zdarsky.
I like Chip Zdarsky.
He does Sex Criminals, which is really good.
That seems right up his alley then, doesn't it? Because Howard the Duck is kind of this perverse kind of, but weirdly mundane kind of...
Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
He's a very down-to-earth character insofar as he keeps travelling through time and space and dimensions, and he's a duck.
But he's not happy about it.
He was a mouse in the last Howard the Duck Max, Marvel Max series.
He spent most of it as a mouse.
Okay.
I don't know why.
With the duck bill?
No, just a mouse.
Just a regular...
Like a human-sized mouse or a mouse?
Oh, like a Mickey Mouse-sized mouse.
Okay.
Yeah.
Brendan McGee actually sent us that.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Actually, I got this.
Not the real Howard the Duck.
Correct.
It is the real Howard the Duck.
Yeah, I think he sent us an email as well. Actually, I got this. Not the real How the Duck. Correct. It is the real How the Duck. Yeah, I think he sent us
an email as well.
Should we let people know,
people at Marvel know
that they've got the wrong duck
or should we just keep it
as an ambiguous secret
from them
and send them helpful
innuendo or tweets?
Or Mason may like this one.
We write in the streets
or a lake
considering the stories
about a duck.
Correct.
Any of those?
All of those things.
Correct.
Yes.
Yeah.
I wonder if they'll address that.
I don't.
Good question.
I think, for those who don't know,
for new listeners to this podcast,
there's a, the How the Duck you see in the How the Duck comic books
isn't the real How the Duck,
thanks to a weird meta switcheroo that happened.
We've got a video on that.
We did a video.
If you look up, what is it?
Do we need a How the Duck movie or something?
My YouTube channel, it's there.
But yeah, so basically, yeah, the real How the Duck isn't How the Duck, basically.
Correct.
He's in the Image Universe.
But hey, whatever.
Excited to see How the Duck.
Because I know you're a How the Duck fan.
I'd like to see a return to How the Duck.
Yeah.
This could mean that maybe at some point we'll see him.
Fake How the Duck.
Fake How the Duck, sorry.
Foul of the Duck.
That we might see him again in the Marvel Universe?
They're testing the waters?
I guess so, yeah.
Maybe.
Not anytime soon, but anyway.
Great.
Great stuff.
That movie really hurt that character.
Like a lot.
Yeah, it really did.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Tom Cruise.
Famous actor.
He's in the upcoming Top Gun 2. Yes. Famously gets his motorcycle wrangled. Anyway. Tom Cruise. Famous actor. He's going to be... He's in the upcoming Top Gun 2.
Yes.
Famously gets his motorcycle wrangled.
Yes, he does.
So he doesn't have to turn it around in a parking lot.
Anyway.
If I had that money, I'd do it, though.
Yeah, definitely.
Said he's being sought for the Highlander reboot.
We didn't go to Chris...
We didn't really talk about Chris Pratt doing that.
Oh, yeah.
Cowboy Ninja Viking.
Do you think he's going to be the main character?
I think so.
Surely he's... Like the cowboy or something. No, I mean, think he's gonna be the main character i think so surely he's like the
cowboy or something no i mean surely he's like he wants to be star lord like yeah no he tweeted
and said you know and basically alluded to it was reported on i think collider huh and he was like
maybe i guess so like people say you know x actor will be a you know some actor will be an fbi agent
and a cop in different movies yeah i guess it guess it's, but I don't know.
I kind of feel like if you have one, like, if your comic book character is iconic enough in a movie, you should probably stick to that character for a while.
I think Star-Lord is kind of.
Fair point.
People are enjoying that character.
Maybe stick to that for a while.
Are you saying that Viggo Mortensen made a mistake starring in both Lord of the Rings and Hildalglo?
I think yes, both of those things, yes.
Fair enough.
Yeah, okay, well, people double up, though.
Halle Berry's doubled up.
Correct.
Who else has doubled up?
Ryan Reynolds has doubled up.
Not well.
These aren't good examples, are they?
Not at all, no.
Who's done two good comic book characters, then?
But I guess, like, Ian McKellen's magneto and lord of the rings i
know they're not he is lord of the rings he is lord of the rings hugh jackman is both wolverine
and whatever the name of his character was in the fountain darren aronofsky's the fountain he was
yeah which i think well he was he was the fountain that wasn't he was that was a graphic novel wasn't
it okay apparently the fountain was going to be a film with Brad Pitt and maybe Angelina Jolie.
Some other big name.
And then they couldn't do it for whatever reason.
Mr and Mrs Smith.
Correct.
And all the producers backed out.
Yeah.
And so they were like, well, we've got this script.
We may as well make a graphic novel.
We've got Darren Aron on board.
Yeah, we've got old Darren Aron.
He's got his little scarfs nice and pressed, ready to go.
And then we'll make a graphic novel about it, and then that got some more interest,
and then they got Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz involved.
Cool.
And by all accounts, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
I watched it on a plane.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
He exploded into flowers at the end.
Spoiler alert.
One of his versions.
It's about time travel or something.
No.
Yeah.
Or different lives.
Or reincarnation.
I should watch that again.
Nah, don't worry about it.
Anyway, Tom Cruise
oh yes
star of Top Gun 2
yes
soon to be
he's
wait a second really
yeah being sought
for the Highlander reboot
which originally
was going to have
Ryan Reynolds
oh yeah they're doing
Top Gun 2
yeah that's for real
wow
last week there was
not a lot of news
there's a lot of
revelation
Top Gun
that's been a while
in the making
Top Gun 2 I mean people have been a while in the making, Top Gun 2.
I mean,
people have been saying
I would like to see Top Gun 2.
Do you want to see
a Top Gun 2?
People have just been saying
I want to see another
shirtless volleyball scene.
That's pretty much
what people want.
Do you like Top Gun?
I've not seen it
all the way through.
Yeah.
Here's a list of movies
I haven't seen
all the way through.
Top Gun,
Labyrinth,
The Dark Crystal,
neither of those.
It's too late for me.
It is.
Everybody who wants me to see those. I watched The Labyrinth and I was like, I can's too late for me it is everybody who wants me
to see those
I watched The Labyrinth
and I was like
I can understand
like recently
I was like
I understand why
people liked this
but I don't like this
yeah
but as a kid
I would have
it's amazing
yeah
those are the three films
I haven't seen
all the way through
every other scene
every other movie
I've seen all the way through
not true
not true
but anyway
his role Tom Cruise's role in the Highlander reboot won't be Connor McLeod,
but more along the line of Sean Connery's character.
Sure.
He was an Egyptian guy who was also Spanish, and he was a Highlander also.
Yeah.
Ramirez.
Ramirez, that's right.
But he had like a longer name.
I can't remember.
I like Highlander.
I'd like to see a reboot because that series
isn't very good
is it
except for the first one
and didn't you say
the fifth one
hang on
let me work this out
okay
first one's good
but again
for a movie
primarily
concerning sword fighting
there's not very good
sword fighting in it
two is bad
three is bad
but it's got some
awesome
90s morphing in it.
Do you want to see a man
morph into a hawk
in the way that things morphed
in the 90s?
Hey!
Pretty good.
Sorry, my dog just bumped my microphone.
Okay, let me think now.
Okay, four is good, end game.
Oh, yeah.
It teams up the...
With the TV show.
Yeah, TV McLeod.
Yeah.
We've talked about this before.
Yeah.
TV, I don't care.
Yeah.
And the sword fighting in it is good
and the martial arts are good
in that
how do they explain
why Christopher Lambert
looks really old
well they just don't
probably drugs
and then 5 is terrible
okay
so watch 1 and 4
and 3 for the morphing
yes definitely
alright great
just go on YouTube
and look up Highlander 3 morphing
maybe
and there'll be a
highlights package.
Great.
All right.
Also, Sean Connery beats his wife.
I cannot stress that enough.
I'm not making a joke.
It's bad.
No, look it up.
It's in a Playboy interview, and his wife also admitted to it in a separate interview.
So, yeah.
Stop it.
Yeah, please.
Australia says no.
Anyway, we say no.
We do.
Anyway, continue.
Official stance of this podcast.
We're against that.
Yes.
Ridley Scott, who's making Prometheus 2.
Yep.
He says that expect a fresher form of alien in the third act of Prometheus.
What does he mean by fresher?
Like...
Backwards baseball cap.
Crisp brim.
Yeah.
Straight as you like.
Yeah, so crisp.
Still got that little hologram sticker on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When can bent brim hats come back? you like. Yeah, so crisp. Strategy can get it. Still got that little hologram sticker on it. Yeah. Yeah. When did,
when can bent brim
hats come back?
When can
bent brim hats
come back?
That's when I'll start
wearing a hat again.
I like a bent brim
I'm not wearing
a straight brim hat.
You know you can bend
your own.
Yeah, but it's not
cool to wear them.
And I'm not wearing
a straight brim hat
because quite honestly
they look fucking ridiculous.
It's true. am I wrong?
no you're right
okay yeah
maybe that's just
anyway
I want a hat with a flap at the back as well
oh sure
for those harsh Australian summers
that's it
don't want your neck sunburnt
where are we going with this?
fresh
oh a fresher take
what does he mean by fresh
does he elaborate at all?
that sounds like nonsense
yeah well he said
look it was
like the alien that we got at the end of Prometheus
was close to the alien, but he said, but it wasn't.
This will be a fresher take.
So it'll be another alien.
Maybe we'll be even closer.
Oh, yes.
So closer.
I guess people are looking forward to this.
I guess people just, I feel fans of Alien and Aliens.
Yeah.
There are no fans of Alien 3
more than the last one.
There were some good bits in Alien 3
except for the green screen puppet.
Okay, fine.
I think the fans just want to see that bridge.
Like, they want to see that bridge completed.
Yeah.
They want to say,
oh, there we go.
There's the alien.
Link's been made.
We're done.
I don't understand why there's so many similarities
between Prometheus and... And Interstellar. and interstellar and alien but that don't tie in
like the fact that the world looks so similar to lv whatever it is 426 426 why not just make it a
completely different world because that's confusing yeah like i know they're different
worlds obviously but like why not do something completely different why have the like
all these exact familiar elements but are being completely different place and seemingly irrelevant
the entire thing i just to the alien mythos because that this move that movie doesn't seem
to even lead into alien at all if it takes place in a completely different place it doesn't tie in
well see this is what prometheus 2 is about is about. Like, this is an arc.
This is an arc we're getting.
Boy, is it.
Prometheus 2 is definitely going to answer all our questions and not be kind of boring and frustrating and nonsensical.
And people make excuses for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Looks good, though.
Yeah, great.
All right.
Apparently, Martin Campbell,
who directed one of the best James Bond movies,
Casino Royale.
Yes. Oh, Casino Royale.
Yes.
Oh, and Goldeneye.
And also Green Lantern.
Oh, really?
Yes. Oh, that's disappointing.
That's the last movie he's actually directed.
I'm sure I knew that, but I'm like, oh no.
I don't know.
I don't really think that's common knowledge.
But anyway, he's, um, he's wanted for G.I. Joe 3, apparently.
I thought you were going to say wanted for murder.
He is.
He's wanted for murdering a franchise.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I think they should get him
back for James Bond though.
I think he should have done
the next James Bond
instead of Sam Mendes.
I like Skyfall
but I don't think
they should have waited
an extra year
to wait for Sam Mendes
to get his shit together.
Swap Mendes out.
Get someone else in.
Martin Campbell.
Exactly.
But anyway.
Whatever.
What do you think of that?
G.I. Joe 3?
The correct answer is
who cares?
Yeah, but look,
I haven't watched
the other two.
Yeah.
I actually didn't mind
the first one.
It's not good,
but I didn't mind it.
The second one is
not really not good,
but there's one scene
in particular where
there's ninjas fighting on a
mountain and they're swinging about and that five minute scene is amazing and it's like it's from a
different movie and then it just goes back to whatever and then at the end they're like you
did it i've talked about this yeah at the end basically that london gets like melted uh-huh
like it gets hit with a laser or something from space and it rises and crashes into the ocean
there's nothing left
And then at the end all the G.I. Joes get a medal
And they're like you did it
I don't know
I'm just saying
It's not good
Well they would have gotten a bigger medal had they saved London
But they didn't
And look
Second prize is still winning
Yeah you're right
Great
So G.I. Joe 3
How's he gonna
Cause I feel Like He's not good prize is still winning yeah you're right yeah great so gi joe three how's he gonna because i
feel like he's not good based on the what i've just learned now he is not good he's he's good
with like kind of ground level yeah kind of spy stuff sure spy action you know action spaction
he'll have he'll have bond drive a bulldozer into a wall or whatever.
Or bulldoze himself through a wall.
That's cool.
But if you give him anything kind of more stylized, you give him a green lantern, he's
going to mess that up, right?
Yeah.
So what do you think?
G.I. Joe's somewhere in the middle?
I think it's somewhere in the middle.
But definitely G.I. Joe 2, except for the laser and the face changing and a bunch of other
stuff.
Is it more realistic?
It's more realistic.
Okay, right.
Not by much.
So, because I feel like
if he goes to like more realistic action,
do you think he's going to disappoint fans of G.I. Joe?
And I've done the air quotes when I say fans.
Yeah, sure.
Probably.
But I think, no, you know what?
If anyone's going to fix it, it'll be him.
Okay, cool.
Or someone like him.
All right, I'm on board.
Yeah.
But I think they've been trying to kind of revigorate G.I. Joe every time.
Yes.
Like the first one was kind of like a fun kind of campy kind of thing.
Second one was more grounded sort of and not as good.
Right.
And then this one, I think they're trying to take it in another direction.
You know the way that Fast and the Furious didn't find its stride to like the fifth movie?
Right.
Okay.
This is what's happening here.
That's what I think, yeah.
They're investing a lot of money in,
hey, maybe this will be a good film franchise at some point.
Maybe the fifth one will be good.
Maybe the fifth one will be good, yeah.
Maybe the fifth one will just be like,
G.I. Joe 5, it's the Fast and the Furious now.
It's a spin-off.
The Rock's in it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah.
Also, this isn't in the news i didn't
write it down but um they're talking about they could probably get another three films out of the
fast and furious so that'd be 10 yeah i guess so that's yeah sure i should watch one of those at
some point you should watch five and six i've heard five and six don't watch any other okay good
i remember when that came out like the first two i'm like why do people like these these are
these aren't good
so why are 5 and 6 better
they're just ridiculous
but in the best way
right
yeah
well I see
in the trailer for 7
they're just
they're just grappling
hooking trucks
and just flipping them
and
yeah
fighting with tanks
and whatever
exactly
and everybody was dead
but now they're all alive again
so yeah I understand
except for Paul Walker
yeah
aww
see that's why people are like, should they kill the franchise?
Right.
But I don't think you necessarily have to.
No.
Yeah, especially because it makes a lot of money.
Yeah.
And they say one day that it'll be the next G.I. Joe eventually.
Oh, good.
He'll come around.
Oh.
So, all right.
This isn't news, but I put it in.
Chris...
Oh, which Chris is it going to be, though?
Chris Ebsworth.
Chris Ebsworth has been named people
magazines sexiest man alive okay good it's it's if you if you've seen the cover it's very 90s
if you look at like any of the covers from the 90s with brad pitt or whatever it looks
i'll show you a picture please it looks like they have it he's got like 90s hair yeah totally
hang on the 90s are back man i hope so hope so. No, no, I don't.
Yeah, check this out.
Okay, I'm ready.
How 90s is that?
Oh, that's so 90s.
He does, but I mean,
traditionally he's got
very 90s hair.
Yeah.
He's got those little
beady bracelets.
Yeah, good, good.
He's kind of in a weird
soft focus.
Yeah.
Who's he beating out there?
He's beating out Idris Elba.
Idris Elba and Chris Pratt.
It says plus 208 soft focus. Yeah. Who's he beating out there? He's beating out Idris Elba. Idris Elba and Chris Pratt. It says plus 208 gorgeous guys.
Couldn't have just gone with 200.
You don't believe their credibility if they just went with 200.
It's odd though.
Isn't it how nice that is?
Yeah.
And also it's odd that magazines...
Still exist.
Yeah, it's weird, right?
Anyway, that's the news for this week.
How did we pad that out more
than the news
last week
I was in the
casino yesterday
for reasons I
don't want to get into
so was I
what time
did we cross paths
no
were we both
doing a heist
were we doing
different heists
what were you doing
no I was seeing
a movie
I was seeing
the thing we were
talking about
yeah
and I went to
there was like a
concession stand
and it was like
it had a big marquee
and it was like snacks and drinks and magazines I saw that there's no magazine there's no magazine
and it says books as well yeah there's no we're in the same place yeah what that's crazy yeah
though i was there in like three in the morning i heisted a whole bunch of books and magazines
that's okay that's why yeah yeah yeah well there you go we padded out that news boy did we what
what is happening do we run out of did this happen last year did padded out that news. Boy, did we. What is happening? Did we run out of...
Did this happen last year?
Did we run out of news towards the end of the year?
I think...
Well, I know TV shows stop and everything and things kind of slow down about now.
But I think there's going to be some sweet trailers going to drop.
I'm ready.
Jurassic Park and stuff's happening this week.
So that's good.
Jurassic World, sorry.
Chris Pratt.
I think he made the top 208.
Good for him.
I know, right?
Hang on.
Was there a separate ranking for buff Chris Pratt and fat Chris Pratt?
I hope so.
Because one's got a certain charm.
Certainly.
Yeah, yeah.
I read a comment about Chris Pratt under the Cowboy Ninja Viking thing that was like,
I hope this doesn't oversaturate him because I really want Chris Pratt to succeed.
And a whole lot of people were like, yeah, me too.
I agree.
Whatever.
I think people are 100% behind Chris Pratt just for everything.
Do you feel like that?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
He just seems like a nice guy.
He'd have to put a foot really wrong.
Yeah.
He'd have to Sean Connery it.
Oh.
All right.
I just want to say before we get into it, thank you to the people who've been Patreoning.
Absolutely.
It's been really awesome. We're going to do a list.
Yeah, we are, but we haven't worked out how to get the order
properly. Because we're technologically literate.
Yeah, it's really weird how much so. It's weird that
we could somehow activate
a Patreon, but not
read a list of donations. Not thank people. Yeah.
But basically, we really appreciate it.
It keeps the show going, gives us a little bit of extra
coin, allows us to do more of this, basically.
Which is great.
There's also a second video up at the moment.
You know, we did the Justice League Task Force one.
No.
We did.
Yeah, we did.
Just take my word for it.
Okay, good.
It's on my regular YouTube channel now, but there's a part two,
which I think is about seven or eight minutes,
which is our showdown to see who's the best at Justice League Task Force.
The answer might surprise you.
It won't. No.
So, yeah. task force the answer might surprise you it won't so yeah in justice league task force news i in in attempting to because we played it for this for this game from the 90s yes uh in order to get
the taste out of my mouth i went to the my local block my local eb and i bought injustice god's
the modern day take on that and i went to put it in and my tv stopped working immediately
so i guess that's punishment did it even switch on that and I went to put it in and my TV stopped working immediately So I guess that's punishment. Did it even switch on?
Yeah, and then immediately off again and then immediately back on and then immediately back off again
So tomorrow I'm gonna have to buy a new TV and then I'll let you know how it goes. Just get a Vita man
Nobody's buying a PlayStation Vita
Alright up CJ Sharp actually wrote in, though, and he suggested last year...
I was going to say, actually, people aren't going to buy it.
Have you seen the new Vita ad?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait, hang on.
Patreon.com slash MrSundayMovies.
Thanks to everyone who donated and will continue to donate.
Yeah, any amount is fine.
All of you are the best.
Yes, correct.
It's a weird ad.
You can play on both sides of the Vita. There's a weird ad. I think it's from like can you you can play on both sides
the back yeah
there's like a weird ad
I think it's from
PlayStation Europe or whatever
and it's just like
a disembodied woman's torso
with boobs on both sides
and it's like
you can enjoy this on
both sides or whatever
what?
it's super creepy
it's so creepy
it might be fake
but I don't think it is
I think it's just weird
and European
anyway
disembodied
what do you mean by that?
like it's got no head
okay yeah
I just wanted to yeah legs legs no just a torso yeah like a pillow with boobs on both sides yeah can you get
them maybe maybe in europe sure great that back thing is ridiculous as well anyway sorry it's got
all sorts of tilt functionality and stuff which i really really don't like. CJ Sharp suggested last year we did a Hunger Games
slash Doctor Who episode.
That famous combination.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
There's not a lot of crossover.
Actually, there probably is a lot of crossover there.
Fans-wise?
Yeah, definitely.
Or story-wise?
Not so much story.
I think fans-wise, definitely.
So that will make
this as well
the Doctor Who
mid-season finale
has wrapped up
so we're going to
talk Hunger Games
and Doctor Who
but like I said
last year
we'll do Hunger Games
first because it's
more popular
and infinitely better
no I don't believe
that
I don't believe
that to be true
but I think that's
the order we did
last year
so I guess we'll
make this an annual
thing
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All right, Hunger Games. Now it's expected to make 128 million this weekend. Hunger Games,
what is it called?
The last one.
Mockingjay part one.
Yes.
The second last one.
What is it?
They reckon it's going to make 128 million in the US, which is 22% below last year's and 17% below the first one.
Running out of juice, this one.
I don't know if it is.
I just think there's not the urgency behind to see this one
because it's
the first part
of the
second part
the last part
the third one
yeah I understand
yeah
it's
it's not the finale
no it certainly isn't
so
given that I don't know
anything about
the Hunger Games books
yes
is the third one
really long
you should have gone to that stand
that books magazine
Yeah right
No it's not
It's not
They're all
If anything
Actually
No it's not behind you
No it is
Top shelf
There's the three of them up there
Fantastic
Do you see them
They're all about the same
They're about the same
Yeah okay
I don't have a lot of books
I don't know why I have them
Have you read them
I have read them
Yeah yeah
But also
But look It's next to Red D warf so i've got some cred right yeah you've got the women's
and the woman's weekly children birthday cake magazine that's really good that is a high quality
book it's got the train cake in it doesn't it yeah yeah the duck cake it's got the robot cake
correct all the good ones anyway it's not so it's not the longest book no so this
rather than breaking it up because it's unlike the harry potter the last harry potter was the
longest one right no it wasn't the longest but it was massive right and so they've just done this
because it's the trend yeah you split it up to make the maximum amount of coin off this i feel
the harry potter books not that i didn't enjoy this. I enjoyed it. But I think the Harry Potter books did it much better.
I think
there are two very distinct
kind of stories
in the Harry Potter book.
Right.
Have you read it?
It might be behind you.
Ah!
No, I don't think it is.
But, um...
And I think that worked.
Books of a nerd!
I'm scared.
And I think that worked.
So...
But I don't think this worked as well.
Hmm.
Do you think it was spread out a little thin?
Yeah.
Not, that being said, well, oh, by the way, we'll do spoilers, no spoilers.
Okay.
So no spoilers first.
Right.
Now let's, let's, let's mix up the medicine.
Sure.
Let's do spoilers first.
And then, no, that's okay.
Yeah.
Um, what was I going to say?
I can't remember.
Length of the film.
Yeah.
I wasn't bored by it. Yeah. Even though it felt padded at one point, I can't remember. Length of the films. Yeah, I wasn't bored by it.
Yeah.
Even though it felt padded at one point,
or a few points.
I felt it was quite,
I think it was quite a lot of tension.
Yeah, absolutely.
It was pretty much all slow build, I would say.
Yes, uh-huh.
And there was like a smallish kind of finale,
I was going to say.
Yeah, but it's all political, basically, isn't it?
It's political and it's PR.
Yeah, exactly.
Which every war kind of has to have now.
Yeah.
It reminded me of kind of the propaganda-y kind of World War II kind of stuff that was going on both sides.
And the stuff that's going on now.
Sure.
With every side.
Fox Newsers?
I'm just going to look that up because I'm interested to know.
Because it's kind of got a good lesson for perhaps young people who read the books and watch this movie, which is kind of question what your government is telling you.
Yeah.
And kind of question, you know, all the propaganda that's shoved at you.
Sure.
And I'm interested to know who has produced this film.
Okay.
Like, is it a big...
Lion's Gate.
Obviously, it's a huge...
It's Lion's Gate.
Lion's Gate.
Obviously, it's a huge...
No, it is Lion's Gate.
Obviously, it's a huge it's lions gate obviously it's a huge you know no it is lions gate obviously it's a huge
corporation but i'm but all these all these young adult novels and movies are about that even the
ones i haven't seen which is most of them like the maze runners like not everything's as it seems
the giver which is a fantastic book and apparently a real shitty movie is that as well okay it's
basically a guy read the if you haven't seen Giver, read the book. But it's interesting that
a very large corporation
is saying
don't trust very large organisations.
I think that's interesting.
Sure.
But I guess they're like...
I guess it's kind of like
in this particular scenario,
don't trust large
government organisations
in a dystopian future.
But you can trust us we're fine
sprite also you love hunger games and we're making them for you so correct yeah well that's yeah i
don't know i mean how much are you going to change that really because the third book is pretty much
that okay right it's and it's not i don't think it's a great book i've said that before it's fine
right but i think the general consensus is that it's the first one is the best and the second two
not as garbage. Garbage.
No, I wouldn't say garbage, but they're fine.
They're completely fine.
But I think the movies actually do it better.
I think the second... No, sorry.
I think the first book is better than the first movie, but the second movie is better
than the book.
Okay.
And by all accounts, I think this set of movies is going to be better than the book.
Good.
But I think that's got a lot to do with the people in it as well.
Because even though it's not the fastest paced movie it's it's
so well cast yep that everybody you know yeah yeah it's it's great philip seymour hoffman yeah
once again yeah it's lion's gate it's fine okay but i'm just gonna say like if it was released
through like fox or something i'll be i'd be like that's interesting yeah yeah but um apparently
with the philip seymour hoffman
scenes yeah he'd finished most of them and the ones that he did he the film the scenes that he
couldn't do i was a couple they just gave his lines to someone else so none of that is cgi or
anything okay that's all that's all him yeah god he's good isn't he he's good he's quite flippant
like yeah that character yeah i thought i felt there were some scenes where they're trying to build her...
They're trying to build Katniss as this propaganda tool.
Yeah.
Like, especially early on.
Yeah.
Where they seem kind of...
Is it intended to be ridiculous and kind of...
Yeah, it is.
Like, they're...
Is it played for laughs, though?
Or is it just kind of...
In the book, probably not as much.
You know what?
A credit to Jennifer Lawrence,
the character of Katniss is much more likeable in the movies than she is in the book okay right i'd wonder about that yeah um
she she is very kind of she doesn't like the pr stuff and the limelight and whatever
and she's kind of aware that she's being used right but i think that jennifer lawrence kind
of does that does that really she's good in this she is very good you know what that just goes to
show what a great choice of casting in the first place.
Yeah.
And that's the same, like, it's, because, like, I feel like with the Twilight movies,
which I've only seen the first one, Great Muppet Run, I've talked about it.
Yes.
I think there was probably a miscast with Kristen Stewart, because she's not very likable
in that movie or in real life.
Sure.
By all accounts.
I don't really know anything about her.
But Jennifer Lawrence's book, you know, seems to be everybody's important.
I think she pulls off a lot of lines in this that maybe...
We couldn't.
We couldn't, certainly.
That, you know, a lesser actor, people would laugh in the cinema.
Yeah.
Like, there's a lot of...
There's some emoting where...
Yeah.
Somebody else would maybe be like...
That doesn't...
You're talking about that particular first...
Not the first bit of propaganda.
The first one they get that's good, where they're filming her.
You're talking about that scene in particular? would say so yeah same yeah because that that
very nearly goes over you know what i mean like yeah and that even in the book reading that is
very kind of like this is pretty heavy-handed uh-huh but she sells that yeah definitely
um i was gonna say julianne Moore Yes good Good choice Yes
Great wig
Good wig
Yeah
Could have gotten
Could have gotten a
Could have gotten a
What's the other one
Glenn Close
Oh yeah sure
Yeah
A Streep or a Close
Yeah
You're right
But she was good yeah
She was
I don't know
She feels kind of like
A placeholder character
I'm not invested
I'm not super invested
in that character
I think she has an arc
a little bit
like at the end
the way she presents herself
to the crowd
changes at the end
do you notice that
when she gives the speech
and I think that will come
that will definitely come
more into play
in the second book
but I like seeing
the differences
between her and Snow
who's the president
of all the bad guys
or whatever
but I think
that's an interesting kind of...
They're not essentially the same person, but they've got a lot of similarities.
And I just find that really interesting, the way that they play that.
Sutherland as Snow.
Yes.
He's chewing a lot of scenery.
Isn't he?
I don't...
I feel like he's getting better.
At chewing scenery?
Yeah.
Like, in the first one, he looks kind of dazed and he's not really in it that much
Right, okay
His heart doesn't seem to be
But I feel with this one
I find him
He's very menacing
Like when they're having that conversation
Yeah
I know he's chewing
You didn't buy it?
If
With this kind of movie
You know, he's a guy
He wants to
Like if he's a guy who's trying to maintain order in this world...
Yeah, he's not that smart.
Well, he's not that smart, but also...
He's very, like, cruel and almost cartoony as a villain.
Like, maybe he's been directed that way.
But kind of...
Like...
I don't necessarily buy...
Like, he's a guy who's trying to keep this world together.
I'd feel better about that character
if he was more serious
about
if he was more
like believed in his cause
like he's like these rebels are ruining
everything I've got to stop it and maintain
order in this world but he's more like
I'm just going to kill these guys because it's fun to be
it's fun to be mean
yeah you're right but I think a lot of that's the book as well
I think as well
but yeah no you're right
I would agree with that
yeah
he's good in MASH the movie
okay good
that's a good movie
I had another
Donald Sutherland thought
but I can't remember what it is
Great Beard
Great Beard
yeah
did you like seeing
all the old characters come back
like your Phoenix
oh that's what I was going to say
yeah
look
it's been a long time between drinks for this i haven't really thought about the hunger
games in a year yeah it's there's not a lot you don't get a lot of context right at the start of
the film no if you've just come into this blind you would have no idea what's going on yeah not
literally blind that would be weird but that that would also apply though yeah definitely yeah but
if you if you can't like I had a hard time
piecing together
some of these characters
yeah yeah
and their relationship
I mean I remember
Katniss and Hemsworth
and Peter
I remember their kind of thing
but a lot of the other characters
I'm like how do they relate to
who's the guy
who's the guy exactly
yeah yeah absolutely
that's fair enough
yeah yeah
I think
but this is not a movie
for casual
no
this is for fans this is for fans of The Hunger Games yeah yeah so you've been is not this is not a movie for casual no this is for fans
this is for fans
of The Hunger Games
you've been
hanging out for this
for a year
I would say so
yeah sure
I mean people like us
not as much
I enjoy them
but I don't
I don't really care
but yeah I mean after
I would say 15 minutes
and I've pieced it back together
yeah yeah sure
I think there's even
that opening scene
where she's sitting there
and she's muttering to herself
and she says her name
and kind of what she's been doing and she's muttering to herself and she says her name. Yes.
And kind of what she's been doing.
Uh-huh, yeah.
That happens in like the first ten seconds.
That was simultaneously too much context and not enough context.
Yeah.
Because you don't really understand what she's doing there.
No.
You get her name.
Yeah.
Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really have anything else to say about it that is not spoilers.
That is not spoilers, yeah. There's only say about it that is not spoilers.
There's only a few things that kind of spoil.
But I guess if you are going to go out and see it, maybe skip forward a bit here.
But I'd say, though, if you're a fan of it, you're obviously going to see it or you have seen it.
If you're a casual kind of fan, I would say you could wait until you could download this or watch it back to back with the next one.
Right.
You could just wait a year and watch it back to back.
Actually, how did you feel?
From what was there, it was fine.
There's not a lot of it.
This has gone in a different direction.
Absolutely, yeah.
The next one's going to be like balls to the wall, though.
Are you sure?
Absolutely.
Because of the book you've read.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, right.
Because this is kind of...
If you like the first two because they were kind of battle royale kind of...
Yeah.
These survival horror kind of films.ale kind of yeah these survival horror
kind of
films
this is not that film
no it's not
so if you're only on board
because you're like
I like seeing young people
kill each other
in some sort of
island environment
where they're being chased by
like robot mutant dogs
or whatever
and poison flowers
if you like seeing
if you like fog that kills you
yeah if you like young people
being torn apart by
animals and environmental factors
and axes or whatever then you'll you might like this one because that is not what
happens no no it's really not i've actually got something i want to write later which will tie
into that okay good quite interesting but yeah i guess writing before we spoiler it i don't know
i think you're right if you're not yeah look it's it's just just... It's all prequel, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
It's all precursor to the last one.
Yeah.
I feel they definitely...
When is the next one coming out?
Same time next year.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
This is very much a placeholder.
Like, if they released the next one...
Hang on.
In three months' time...
Yeah.
I think this would be an excellent precursor to that.
Okay, sure.
I can't, like... I can't recommend this one just as a standalone movie.
No, definitely not.
I think the performance is good.
I think some of the action is pretty good.
There's some tense scenes.
20th of November, 2015.
Wow.
Yeah.
You know, that's, it's, no.
You're going to be confused going into that.
Yeah, I really am.
What's that thing she's got, the big wooden stick with the string on it?
You know what?
She's holding that little metal thing the whole time.
Yeah, I didn't know what that was.
I didn't know what that is either.
I'm going to have to look that up.
Nobody email in.
I'll figure it out.
Actually, yeah.
One person email in.
Just one.
Just the one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
They get a prize.
Yes.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I'm sort of conflicted
because I think the reaction, what there was, was good.
I liked everybody involved.
Yeah.
Nothing really happens.
It looks...
I feel like they look more expensive every time as well.
Even though there wasn't a lot of big action set pieces in that.
It feels more kind of...
Like the first one doesn't feel...
It feels very kind of TV movie in parts.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah.
The second one, not as much, but I think even more so this one kind of less CGI-ness and
stuff.
But I guess that's also to do with the environment that they're in.
It's mostly set in a bunker.
Yeah, true.
So.
I'm going to say best movie ever because that, you know, that surfer dude guy in it, you
know, that guy, he stopped wearing like his pucker shell necklaces or whatever sure and he stopped opening his shirt
all the way down to his belly button well he didn't say best he didn't get people magazine
yeah so he just went why am i bothering yeah all right i'm gonna say best movie yeah i'm gonna say
but don't you can wait for the reason for the reasons i said in my youtube review if you've
seen that yeah you don't need to rush out and see it. It's good.
But again, like you said, no context.
If you've got no context for it or you don't care, just wait until the other next one comes
out and then kind of do a marathon maybe.
Totally, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Spoil it up.
Okay.
I'll spoil that thing I said before.
Katniss shoots one arrow in this whole movie.
Yes.
Right?
To shoot down a plane.
Wait, no, she fires... Oh, no, you're right. Somebody fires a crossbow on movie. Yes. Right? To shoot down a plane? Wait, no, she fires...
Oh, no, you're right.
Somebody fires a crossbow on that.
Yeah.
And then she's about to fire an arrow
and he's like, maybe don't.
Don't fire the arrow
inside the bunker.
Why would you want to do anything
that the audience wants you to do?
Yeah, I thought maybe
that you'd get like a training montage
kind of thing.
Yeah, no training montage.
Which you get in the other Hunger Games movies.
So I thought maybe there'd be a bit of that
but
she's been trained enough
she knows what's going on
yeah
I still don't like
the weapon of choice
being a bow and arrow
I mean I know it's the
world that they live in
but everybody should
have guns
everybody should have guns
also
there's very little point
putting yellow and red
tabs on the specialty
arrows
because you can't see
them
they're behind your back
Hawkeye's got that cool clicking thing yeah he's got a clicky thing he's probably got a monitor
thing on his bow yeah figure that out yeah yeah that's what he's doing yeah yeah he's got he's
got there's what's going on yeah he does um so yeah that maybe they have different textures
red one feels dangerous does yeah but so i think like you said, if you're looking for action, this, no, it's not here.
And there's a lot of, there's a lot of tell don't show,
especially that sequence where they're hunkering down in the bunker.
Yeah.
They're doing a bunker hunker.
There's, there's a lot of them looking at a monitor going,
we're being attacked by these bombers.
Yeah.
We're firing back with surface-to-air missiles.
Don't say any of that. Don't see any of that.
Don't see any of it.
But I think that's probably a conscious decision to add to the claustrophobia of it.
Yeah.
Didn't like it.
You want to see them bombs?
I want to see them.
Exactly.
But I mean, again, it did feel...
There's that moment where they're all in the bunker.
Yeah.
And it's being hit by bombs or whatever.
And it's shaking and the lights keep flicking on and off.
Like that felt... That felt... For a kid's movie movie that felt very much like he's he's kind of the the uncertainty
of war and here's this yeah like it feels it feels claustrophobic and it feels terrifying
this kind of thing but again i would like to see some bombs see some bombs yeah yeah well even when
they flew into like the capital at the end yep you don't see that city it's all dark yeah true and even when they fly it when, like, the capital at the end, you don't see that city.
It's all dark.
Yeah, true.
And even when they fly it, when all the power comes back on,
you don't see that at all. You don't see that.
At all.
You don't even see them leave the building.
No.
And I guess, you know, obviously,
that's because they were intended to leave.
Yeah.
And, you know, they've programmed one guy.
Yeah.
See, that's another case of Sutherland just being a mean guy for no reason.
Yeah.
And that's the case of the book, I assume.
It is, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, basically And that's the case of the book, I assume.
It is, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So there's basically a big kind of twist at the end.
Again, we are spoiling this.
Where Peter has been brainwashed.
Oh, P-E-E-T-A.
Double E.
Yes.
P-E-E-T-A.
Brainwashed so that by using torture and tracker jack of venom,
which is from the previous movies,
where he sees Katniss as the enemy and he tries to like choke her that was
like I knew that was coming
and that was still pretty
that was pretty intense
intense yeah
good work there yeah
yeah
did you notice they
kind of look like
they CGI thinned him up a bit
I did not notice that
they look like that
I think they did
oh I see
like he'd been starved
or whatever
yeah
right okay
because he kind of gets thinner
as well when you see him
in the videos
what it's supposed to be
that first interview they show,
I think they shot that right after he comes out
of the Hunger Games.
This is in the book.
Right.
And then they show him like a week later.
But it's clearly from more recently
because he looks terrible.
Right, right, right.
And so that's...
Do you think they didn't...
So you think they CGI thinned him?
Yeah, absolutely.
Do you think they thinned him?
No, I don't think they thinned him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you saying that because you're like,
this guy, if he stops working out,
he becomes a fat guy?
Is that what you're saying?
No, I just don't think it's a big enough role.
I don't think that this is the kind of movie
where people do that.
It's not Christian Bale.
It's not Christian Bale.
It's not.
Matt Damon did it once for a war movie,
which I can't remember the name of.
And he got very sick from that.
I heard about that, yeah.
And he still is sick from it.
Right, right.
I guess this takes some sort of medication forever.
Yeah, yeah.
So I just don't think it's worth it.
Probably CGI then.
Yeah.
But that bit where he just goes for it.
They probably just put blue panels down the sides of the body.
Like green panels.
They green screen it out.
And on his cheekbones.
Yep.
Yeah.
But when he just goes for her.
And when he's...
And like...
And he just slams her.
Yeah.
Like he throws aside like two guys.
He's got that crazy man strength.
And when he's got her around the neck and you see her eyes like get bloody and clouded.
Like that's intense.
That's some good strangling.
Reminded me of some Game of Thrones shit.
Oh yeah.
Nice.
And then when she comes out of it, she's got the neck brace on and her eyes are still bloodshot.
They're bloody for the rest of the film.
She looks terrible.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's great.
But in the book,
she gets banged up a lot.
Okay, right.
I think she's got scars and stuff.
They heal most of it,
but yeah, she has a lot of injuries.
Huh.
I think she's got like a fake ear or something as well.
Oh, yeah.
Or an electronic eardrum or something.
I can't remember.
Okay, right, yeah.
They fix it up or something.
Yeah, yeah, nice.
Cool.
I don't really have anything else to say. I can't remember. Okay, right, yeah. They fix it up or something. Yeah, yeah, nice. Cool. And I don't really have
anything else to say about it.
I thought that the action sequence
prior to them escaping
the escaping from that building
that we don't see,
I thought that was
very tense as well.
Okay, sure.
Yeah, it was.
Good work.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what else was,
I found that was a lot going on
because I'm trying to listen
to the President Snow story
about how he's got the blood
in his mouth and whatever
while I'm trying to keep track
of this action sequence and it's cutting back between that and cat and it's trying to
reach out to president snow yeah and it's like all these things happening at once and i just
wanted to hear the president snow story that was very effective it was yeah but i just wanted to
hear the snow i'm like can you i want to hear that first then let's right okay right yeah uh-huh i
guess it highlights how dangerous he is yeah and, and I thought that was very tension building.
Because before he goes on to tell this story,
the director's like, okay, get going.
Don't stop talking.
Yeah.
I lived in constant fear for that five minutes
that he'd just run out of stories.
Like, anyone want to hear a joke?
But you know what else I find odd?
Why they appear to live broadcast a lot of these things.
When they can clearly be like...
And then when they're live broadcasting Peter,
and then Katniss interferes or whatever.
And he can see that for some reason?
Yeah.
Like they've got a monitor?
Why wouldn't they pre-record?
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
So that was quite odd. Maybe he just had like an audio bug in his ear some reason. Yeah. Like they've got a monitor. Why wouldn't they pre-record? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. So that was quite odd.
Maybe he just had like an audio bug in his ear or whatever.
Sure.
You know.
Ear pierced.
Ear pierced.
Ear pierced.
His ears were pierced.
Correct.
So yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
So all in all, we enjoyed it.
I guess so.
Enough.
Okay.
I've actually got something special, Mason.
Oh.
Something special.
It's from-
Is it Jennifer Lawrence?
She's great.
It's from our
hi J-Law
it's from our
the most popular
newspaper in Melbourne
the Herald Sun
which is not a good newspaper
it's garbage
also why are newspapers
still around?
also why are you reading it?
well you know
they're at work
and whatever
but anyway
you work at the Herald Sun
I do
there's plenty
sitting around
I came across this
there was a whole
in the letters to the editor oh yes there's about 15 or so letters Herald Sun. I do. There's plenty sitting around. I came across this. There was a whole...
In the letters to the editor,
there's about 15 or so letters about the Hunger Games.
I thought I'd read a few.
Because why would there be letters about any other issues in the world?
Exactly.
I'm surprised this was a front page.
But basically, the hot topic is,
can kids stomach the new Hunger Games movie?
The jury is out at Herald Sun.
Okay, so here's one of them.
It's a movie about people being locked in a cage
and the last one standing wins.
Couple that with an oppressive government
and a civil uprising,
how would this be a kids movie anyways?
So that's not what this is about.
So that's ill-informed, for one.
Way to not see the current one.
Just throw out your opinion there.
Do you think these are suitable for kids?
Yeah.
I think they're fine.
How young?
I don't know, like 10?
Yeah.
I would have watched this when I was 10.
Yeah.
It's fine, right?
It's fine, yeah.
Anyway, this one.
Once you see something...
This is from Angie.
Once you see something, you can never unsee it.
We need to desperately protect our children.
That's a good point.
Because why would you want to explain anything to your children
you know
exactly
this one all caps
HELLO! exclamation mark
great
if you read the book maybe you would be surprised they made the movie
it's about kids killing kids
and yes
there will be scenes that are shocking
these are all great
this is from Frag
what's the difference he's on board with the
hunger games oh good so but his reasoning is fucking off okay i'm ready what's the difference
between that and game and game of thrones now you haven't seen game of thrones but i'm assuming a
lot of things no kid should ever watch game of thrones i'm sure plenty of kids have read watched
those probably not the books aren't that great.
Yeah, I said it.
Ooh.
Besides, we used to watch horror movies when we were young with plenty of blood and gore.
So there is a lot of differences between those things.
Yes.
You can't just, they both have violence.
Because Hunger Games, a lot of the violence is off screen.
Yeah. A lot of them, there's not a lot of blood or anything.
Like people get hit with machetes, but you don't see it.
Yes, exactly. Yeah. This is the last one from John.'s not a lot of blood or anything. Like, people get hit with machetes, but you don't see it. Yes, exactly, yeah.
This is the last one from John.
He says, Game of Thrones is violent.
I don't know why people are making this comparison.
Yeah, why are they?
There's no competition, there's no comparison at all.
I don't understand.
Game of Thrones is violent, but it's a fairy tale of sorts
and looks historical enough, even though it's fiction.
This Hunger Games thing is off.
Really off.
There's a lot of rape in Game of Thrones
yeah
and incest
yes
yeah
what is this guy
this
it's a fairy tale
that looks like it's old timey
so it's fine
yeah
yeah that's a good point
that's a really good point
because things that happen
in the past are fine
all things that happen
in the past are fine
it's fine
also I mean
anything that might happen
in the future is bad so don't let your kids watch something things that happen in the past are fine. It's fine. Also, I mean... Anything that might happen in the future
is bad.
So don't let your
kids watch something
that might happen
in the future.
That's it.
Just tell your kids
that everything in
the future is going
to be fine.
That's right.
So those are
pretty amazing.
I'm glad they exist.
Wow, can we do
a letters from
the Herald Sun
every week?
If there's actually...
My brother follows
it.
Wait, which brother?
The one that you like.
Okay, good. It's called Herald Sun Halfwits on Twitter. my brother follows it he shows himself wait which brother the one that you like okay good
it's called
Herald Sun Halfwits
on Twitter
you probably follow it
and it's basically
people write in
and say dumb things
and they post to it
so if you follow them
on Twitter
you get some pretty
funny stuff
alright well if we can
find some pop cultural ones
I'd like to hear
what the Herald Sun readers
think every week
about the stuff
that we like
absolutely
on to Doctor Who though oh yes it's been a big the stuff that we like. Absolutely. On to Doctor Who, though.
Oh, yes.
It's been a big season for Doctor Who, Mason.
Okay.
There's been a new Doctor Who.
Correct.
He's even more Whovian than before.
He is.
Now, you've watched every episode of Doctor Who.
I have watched the first episode of this season.
Yes.
And the last episode of this season.
That's okay, though.
Yeah.
I think you would have...
Have I missed anything?
There's some good episodes in between.
Okay, great.
But you could do that.
Because you generally do that though, don't you?
Yeah.
When there's a new doctor or whatever.
I'll watch the first couple.
First one or two.
Yeah.
Maybe watch the first...
No, I think I just watched the first one.
And then you bail.
Then I bail.
Yeah.
And then I see how the finale winds up.
And I have a lot of questions.
Yes.
For you.
I have a lot of logical threads that are still hanging,
and I'm wondering how you can explain them logically.
Can we just sort of spoiler this or whatever?
Because it's out.
Yeah, it's an hour investment.
I feel you can see it in your house.
Download it for nothing.
It's free on whatever, BBC iPlayer or iView or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
I got about five in, and then I stopped.
Oh, yes. Not through the kind of lack of interest, but I'm. I got about five in and then I stopped. Oh, yes.
Not through the kind of lack of interest,
but it wasn't...
I'm not a bigger fan of Doctor Who as I used to be.
And that's nothing to do with the new Doctor Who
because I think he's pretty good.
He's a pretty great Doctor Who.
But what was I going to say?
But I watched...
I got five out.
I watched five yesterday.
How has his personality evolved?
It's better.
In the first one, I was like,
I don't
really understand what this guy is about he's a bit dithery yeah what is he now he's how did he
they they kind of build the fact that he's kind of supposed to be a meaner doctor who than the
other doctor who's and i would argue that well though he's he's more flippant about death if
someone dies it's like whatever they're dead let's move on but doctor who i know he's not called doctor who just so people want to make that clear that's what we call it
um he kills a lot of people and the only difference is that this guy doesn't dwell on it right okay he
just kind of moves on oh that that's what i think the difference is okay like i think he pretends to
care less than the others but he still cares quite a bit i see right so that's what i
think the difference is i don't think he's particularly mean i think he's short with
people right but that's about it do you think all these doctors essentially have the same personality
yeah probably deep down right yeah well i guess yeah because they do i mean i guess
that's point is like at the core he's a good guy. Yeah. But I feel like
the past Doctor Who's
had much more
divergent personalities.
Okay.
These guys are just kind of...
Yeah, because Matt Smith
is very kind of tenant.
They're very similar.
Would you agree with that?
I like all these
in the last three
or four that I've been.
Yeah, they're all fine.
I like the guy with the salary.
Oh yeah, five.
Five, I don't know.
I don't watch any of the old stuff.
But, yeah, there was definitely less kind of wackiness this season.
Okay.
Still some wackiness.
There's Robot of Sherwood, which is like a Robin Hood episode.
Yep.
Uh-huh.
I heard that was quite good.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
But generally, I'd say it's a slightly darker tone than the other ones.
Uh-huh.
How was the big bad arc this season?
It was okay.
I think it was interesting, but spoiler alert, it turns out that the Master is returned as
a woman, which I want to talk about later.
But yeah, I think it was interesting in the way that they did that and how they were storing...
Basically, when everybody died, they get put into a hard drive and then they can exist
there, but then they can exist there but then
they're still tight i like the idea as well you might not have seen this because in the second
last episode they're they're might they're in the hard drive they're still tied to their bodies
right so they feel everything their old body feels uh-huh so if you get so if you throw it
in a wood chipper for example exactly yeah like if you get cremated You You feel the burn Yeah Apparently The one thing
The three words
That
They kind of
Discover
Is echoing through
Time and space
Or whatever
Dead people yelling
Not the face
Not the face
Because they don't cremate me
Huh
So that
That's pretty interesting
There you go
Yeah
Yeah there's some good episodes
One called Time Heist
Where they pull off a heist
I love heists
In the best bank of all time.
What did you tell me about that?
I love heists.
There's also another, which I'd recommend that one.
There's another one called Into the Dalek, where they have to do a heist.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Sort of.
They get shrunk down and they go inside a Dalek and they go through it, which is pretty
great.
Okay.
And there's another one which people love, but I don't love as much.
It's called Kill the Moon.
Oh, yes. it which is pretty great okay and there's another one which people love but i don't love as much it's called kill the moon oh yes and basically at the end the moon the moon is breaking apart and at the end it's works out that there's just a big bug in the moon is this the present day
or is this yes okay oh maybe slightly in a few no it's slightly in the future yeah
and then at the end the moon cracks and a big bug comes out which i thought so these are fun yeah they are these are
all fun ideas yeah this is my problem with doctor who generally they all they're all fun ideas yeah
but they're often let down in the execution yes and or the finale the way it wraps up yeah or the
finale or it's mostly just characters running around saying how good doctor who is you know
there's a lot of that how the secondary characters in this season?
I think Clara's a good companion.
I think that was a good choice to cast her.
And there's actually a guy called Danny Pink
who you see in the last episode as well.
The boyfriend.
The boyfriend.
I think he's really good.
Okay.
I'd like to see more of him.
Can you explain to me...
If we can.
Here's one of my questions that I have about Doctor Who.
Okay, so... Why don't I become
the guy that defends Doctor Who on this show?
So in the finale of Doctor
Who, right? Everybody's
been turned into, everybody who's died has been turned into
a Cyberman, right? Correct. And he's been killed.
Yes. Clearly. Yes. And he comes back as a Cyberman.
But he is not
under the control of the Master.
Yes. Because of love. Because
well, yeah, exactly. And also, the control of the master because of love because well yeah exactly
and also
the father of the
current head of unit
yeah
also
is not under the control
of the master
because of love
because of love
yes
right
why is that
see that's the thing
and I
that's
why are these the only
characters in the world
that are defined enough
because of the power of love
why aren't there
millions of other people
out there
who are like
I love my kids
I'm not going to kill them
or whatever right well that's a really good point and that's my kind of problem with a lot of Doctor Who is a lot of the power of love. Why aren't there millions of other people out there who are like, I love my kids, I'm not going to kill them or whatever.
Well, that's a really good point.
And that's my kind of problem with a lot of Doctor Who is, a lot of the time the answer to the problem is, you can't pin down humanity.
Humanity is amazing and this is why you'll never succeed or whatever.
A lot of the time, that's the ending.
Yeah.
And I don't like that.
No.
Because quite frankly, humanity is pretty shitty.
A lot of the time, yeah.
Exactly, yeah.
I don't buy into that.
And it's weird that the Master has had thousands of years to subjugate humanity or whatever.
And this time he, she is like, look, I'll create Cybermen and they'll take over the universe.
But she hasn't factored in love.
Yeah. Like, you know, people got a lot of love you think she'd be like oh yeah that thing that they've
had for thousands of years yeah it's always stopped me yeah i'll put in a i'll put in a
tweak the program a little bit and switch that off yeah exactly i mean there was a bit i think
it might have been the second last episode where danny could have deleted his emotions
yeah okay and he chose not to I don't know if they,
but then they do switch it off.
Yes.
And he's exactly the same.
He is.
Yeah.
So love.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Go on.
I was going to say,
so there's a,
there's also a supporting character who was on the,
the unit version of Air Force One or whatever it is.
The girl with the glasses.
The girl who is,
who's Matt,
the Matt Smith girl.
Yeah.
Who's clearly a big Doctor Who fan.
Yeah.
She's vaporized. Yes. Was she an an ongoing popular character she was in it a bit
i can't remember which part because i've watched this series like really sporadically so i don't
i don't know exactly but she said the bow ties a cool thing and she sure did whatever so that's
pretty good isn't it yeah yeah but what else i thought was really strange the master's plan was
to wait thousands of
years and gather up everybody who's ever died's mind and put it in a hard drive.
Yep.
Then put them all into Cybermen.
Yep.
And then raise the dead and then hand the army to Doctor Who.
Yeah.
Thinking that he would then conquer the world.
Correct.
Like that, come on.
Yeah, come on, mate.
When is that-
Not in the universe, even.
Yeah.
When has that ever been his kind of
it's never been that yeah like yeah i guess the the explanation is women are crazy which is kind
of stephen moffat's kind of like women are crazy they don't know what's going on you know
yeah that's often a complaint about doctor Who is the women just be crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
Like the girl in the fireplace.
That's probably a good example of that not being the case.
Okay.
Right.
Maybe it is.
Well, she does spend her life fighting after.
Maybe I'm being unfair insofar as I don't watch any Doctor Who.
But based on what I've seen.
But you know what though?
There is a lot to like about the show still. Right. And I enjoy it. I just don't watch it as kind of religiously as I've seen. But you know what, though? There is a lot to like about the show still.
Right.
And I enjoy it.
I just don't watch it as kind of religiously as I used to.
And I liked the bit at the end how they kind of lied to each other.
Right, yeah, yeah.
She said that he was alive.
And I like the choice that Danny made to send that boy back or whatever.
Right, instead of himself.
And how Doctor Who was lying and said that Gallifrey had returned.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Which was also interesting. I liked that, though, that she lied to him at the last minute. Yeah, okay of himself. And how Doctor Who was lying and said that Gallifrey was returned. Right, yeah, yeah. Which was also interesting.
I liked that, though, that she lied to him at the last minute.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
She's like, these are the coordinates, go and check it out.
I'm not lying to you.
And then she just turned that she had lied to him.
Yeah, yeah.
So I thought that was really interesting.
But why...
It's interesting that they took so long to bring her back
and then just kind of killed her at the end.
Unless she was teleported or something, but...
Yeah.
She'll be back though.
No, no doubt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No doubt.
I don't think anybody believes that the Master is dead anymore.
Ever gone forever.
Yeah, exactly.
Like nobody believes the Daleks are ever gone forever.
Like nobody believes the Cybermen are gone forever.
But whenever the Cybermen or the Daleks turn up, I just go, ugh.
Again.
Yeah.
It's like a hug from a friend.
You're just like, ugh.
Ugh. Yeah, no. It's like a hug from a friend. You're just like, ugh. Ugh.
Yeah, no, you're right.
And they do do some interesting stuff.
Like that Inside the Dalek stuff was really interesting.
I think they just move the re...
Like every season, it seems, they just move the reintroduction of the Daleks to a different episode.
Yes.
In an attempt to surprise people.
Yeah.
Like when it was...
What's his face?
Baldy.
The first one.
Christopher Eccleston.
I don't think he's bald.
He's not really bald.
He had the shaved head.
Anyway, like that was like episode six or whatever.
Yeah.
Because they're like, this is the Doctor's ultimate villain or whatever.
And surprise, it's in episode six.
And then in ten it was a couple of episodes in or whatever.
And then they just switch it around.
They just bring it around.
Hoping people will be like,
oh my God, we didn't expect this.
We always expect...
Not this episode number.
What happened to the Power Rangers Daleks?
Remember them?
Yeah, I remember those.
I don't know.
I guess they're the regular Daleks now.
Yeah, because there were like five of them,
and they had different coloured shells.
No, the Ultimate Daleks or whatever.
Ultimate Daleks.
They just disappeared?
Yeah.
We don't see them again?
And they were created by Davros, weren't they?
Correct.
Who turned up briefly and then disappeared forever.
Yeah.
Maybe they killed him.
Yeah.
Maybe they killed him.
They probably killed him.
I also find that...
This happened a few times this episode, where the villain wasn't the villain and was a victim
of circumstances.
Oh, yes.
Like, at the end, it'd be like, this isn't a monster.
This person's been manipulated.
Right.
And now you're free.
That happened like eight times.
Really?
Yes.
I could probably count them.
Yeah.
The bug in the moon wasn't evil.
Right.
It was just a bug in the moon.
Just a bug in the moon.
Yeah.
We've all been there.
There was a psychic kind of monster, kind of minotaur looking thing in Time Heist.
Yeah.
We've all been there.
Was also not a villain.
Uh-huh.
The Dalek inside the Dalek, I think, wasn't that bad a Dalek.
Oh, sure.
The mummy on the Orrington Express turned out to be also a soldier
that was just trying to be relieved of his duty.
Uh-huh.
The Master handed over his army at the end.
Sure, yeah.
At the end.
I can do this.
Danny Pink Cyberman, obviously.
Yep.
That's six.
Unit Father's Dalek Cyberman. Yep. That's seven. Unit Father's... Unit Father....Dalek Cyberman.
Yep.
That's seven.
One more.
You can do it.
Dalek Time Heist.
That's it.
That's all I got, I'm afraid.
Okay.
If you think of number eight, you get a prize.
Okay.
Hang on, I need the episode list.
I can do it if I have the episode list in front of me.
Doctor Who Season 8.
Okay, Deep Breath.
Who was the villain in that? Taking a deep breath. Yes Breath who was the
villain in that
taking a deep breath
yes
that was the villain
oh yeah
that was another thing
there was a really good episode
that people liked
called Listen
which was this
kind of psychological
fear episode
where Doctor Who
believed that everybody
had the same dream
where
you wake up
you swing your feet
over the edge of your bed
you put them on the floor
and then somebody
grabs you
and puts you over the bed right I don't know if I've ever floor, and then somebody grabs your foot from under the bed, right?
I don't know if I've ever had that dream.
Maybe I have it tonight.
I'll let you know.
Absolutely.
And then it was like...
He's like, everybody's being watched by this unseen force,
and he's trying to figure out what it is or if it's even real.
Yep.
Spoiler alert.
It turns out that they're not real, that it's his paranoia.
Okay, sure.
And the people are like, that's amazing.
But I was like, that's bullshit.
I wanted a real monster.
Yeah, definitely.
Like the monsters from Monsters, Inc.
Exactly.
I did it.
I think every one of these episodes nearly, actually.
Nobody's a villain.
There's no actual villain.
Okay, in the forest, in the night of the forest as well, trees appear.
Yes.
Everywhere.
Cover the whole planet.
That's what a forest is, mate.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah. Uh- uh huh and then it turns out
why the tree's gonna kill us
is this the happening
again
oh sure yep uh huh
and then it turns out
that it was just to deflect
a solar flare
huh
so there's another example
of the bad guys
so most of these are not
heroic trees
heroic trees
okay yeah
so there you go
it's pretty much every episode
except I think the caretaker
which I think was just
a flat out monster
that's really odd yeah huh anyway do you think they notice in the writing room no
i don't think they do anyway whatever okay i think every now and then i do that is interesting
but every episode it's weird yeah also i just want to quickly say maybe it's maybe it's because
they don't want to is it because they don't want to commit to, like, a villain?
No, because there's, like, you know, the Daleks are iconic
and the Cybermen are iconic or whatever.
They don't want to say, this is the new villain.
And for people to go, it's no Dalek, it's no Cyberman or whatever.
Maybe they're like, no, it's just a good guy
and wasn't that a good episode and we learn a lesson, like a moral...
Like, if they don't commit
people can't go well there's been a
poor quality villain this season
but I would argue that a lot of the newer villains are better
than the older ones, like the silence
I think was a really good one
people love those weeping angels
did they come back? No
but I think they overused the weeping angels in the end
but that's a great
episode, even like the new version of the Master.
I preferred the last time the Master turned up.
That was a great kind of twist.
Do you remember that?
When he keeps his personality in his watch?
Oh yeah, sure.
He was John Simm.
I remember that one.
And there's also an episode prior to that where...
Rogue Traders were in it for some reason.
That song.
Oh, they were too!
The Buddha Child song, yeah.
That whole thing lets... That song... That dates, doesn't it Oh, they were too. A Buddha Child song, yeah. That whole thing lets...
That song...
That dates, doesn't it?
That really dates.
That really dates the episode, yeah.
And there's an episode where Doctor Who puts his personality in a watch
and then he works at a boarding school.
Oh, yes.
And these monsters turn up to fight him.
It's a David Tennant one.
Did it turn out they were just misunderstood?
No, it turns out that they were monsters.
Right.
Right.
And at the end, Doctor Who gets out of his watch.
Uh-huh.
Sure.
He climbs out.
Yep.
And then he basically, he gives these guys a fate worse than death.
He chains one to like a dying star or something.
Uh-huh.
By like these incredibly heavy chains.
Another one he traps in a mirror.
And the other one he makes be a scarecrow for eternity or whatever.
It's super dark.
Uh-huh.
And the Tenant Doctor's super dark and the the tenant
doctor was super dark at times but the twist was the reason that he was running and hid was because
he didn't want to kill them right and so he's like you backed me into a corner yep now you're
gonna get it so that that was great yeah family of blood that's what it's called watch those ones is Giles from Buffy
in that one
I don't
think he might be
maybe
yeah
anyway it doesn't matter
no he's at the other one
he's at the school
right
and he's a
he's a gargoyle vampire
or something
great love it
yeah
and canines in it
great
but yeah Giles
we've learned a lot
about Doctor Who
haven't we
also I think
they're paving the way
for a female Doctor Who
how so okay I think they're testingaving the way for a female Doctor Who. How so?
Okay.
I think they're testing the waters with a couple of things.
Yes.
Clara's kind of taking, kind of stepping up more than a lot of the old companions have.
Uh-huh.
Secondly, the Master is female.
Yes.
Which means that it's confirmed now that, they may have already confirmed it, that Time
Lords can regenerate and change sex.
Right.
Thirdly, they're going to go, we're going to test the waters with an old doctor who people can accept an old man then i guess they can accept a woman right
that's what i think they're doing i think the next one's going to be a woman if not the next
one or one after or the one after that yeah maybe so what you're saying is at some point there may
be a possibility that i think sooner rather than later interesting okay yeah right i would say that
but the like just in the logic of the show
Yeah
The master is a woman
At this point
Because he's
Used up all his regenerations
But apparently it's infinite
Oh
They kind of talked about that
This season
Okay right
It's just like
We don't know
Whatever
Right well okay
But anyway go on
Because I was always
Under the impression
That the master used up
All his regenerations
Like hundreds of years ago
You get 13 He's used hundreds Because he becomes a worm Doesn't he Yeah yeah In the movie Like he master used up all his regenerations hundreds of years ago.
You get 13.
Because he becomes a worm, doesn't he?
Yeah, yeah. In the movie.
Yeah, the telly movie.
He's run out, so now he's using different techniques to sustain his life.
So maybe this is just another one of those.
But I think the limitations of you only get 13 regenerations is if the species is alive and you get a cap on your life.
Oh, they've built it in.
And I think now that everybody's dead,
he gets as many as he wants.
This is whatever, I think.
Okay.
Also, again, I've said this before,
he's so excited that Gallifrey is back,
but the last time Gallifrey came back...
They tried to kill him, right?
And he dropped it into a time vortex and wiped it out.
Yeah, I remember that.
Timothy Dalton was there.
Timothy Dalton was there.
But the reason he did that was because...
They're real pricks.
They're real pricks.
They're all real pricks.
The war changed them all.
Yeah.
So they shouldn't come back.
Yeah.
So I don't know why he's looking for them.
Like, it was a good thing.
Because he...
I don't know why he's so conflicted about destroying Gallifrey.
Because he did it initially, even though it's not really destroyed.
He thought he did.
And then he did it again as tenant.
Yep.
I just don't think... I don't know why he cares. I mean, obviously, it's everybody really destroyed. He thought he did and then he did it again as tenant. Yep. I just don't think,
I don't know why he cares.
I mean, obviously it's everybody you know,
but he knows,
he should know that it's for the better.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I pay on it.
I pay out on it a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
But there's some very good episodes.
It's like,
but since he's met,
I assume,
tens of thousands of other people
who are his friends and like him or whatever.
Yeah. It's like, they're like friends and like him or whatever. Yeah.
It's like...
They're like, we like you, man.
It's like he keeps going back to like his high school friends who just, they all live
in the same house and they don't, like they haven't moved on and they just smoke bongs
all day.
And he's like, oh no, I've got to make things right with my old high school friends on Gallifrey.
And people are like, no, don't.
Just leave them to it.
Yeah.
That house smells weird.
Yeah.
Let them sort themselves out.
Yeah.
You got a few friends like that?
Yeah.
Let's name them.
Let's not.
But that's all I have to say
about Doctor Who.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to go back
and I'm going to watch
those heist episodes.
Okay, good.
You should watch
Family of Blood though.
You've got to watch
any Doctor Who.
I think it's a double episode
with Tenet.
Okay, cool.
I'll write that down.
You know what it's time for?
What is it time for?
What are we reading?
Oh, yes.
Oh, what are we going to read?
That's the other part of that.
Yes.
Yep.
I'm doing nothing.
What are you reading?
Well, I've been reading some stuff, whatever.
But what I'm actually going to watch this week,
it's an Australian comedy.
Oh, yes.
Good start.
Look at your face.
It's a black comedy.
It's called The Mule. It's for digital download. It's got Angus Sampson from Greeks on the Roof. Oh, sure. I can see the look on your face. It's a black comedy. It's called The Mule.
It's for digital download.
It's got Angus Sampson from Greeks on the Roof.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Nobody knows what I'm talking about.
Not at all.
And Hugo Weaving.
It's a digital download.
But basically, it's about this drug, this accident.
Hugo Weaving from Proof.
From Proof.
The film Proof.
Yes.
And what else has he done that's dumb?
That's it.
That was a good film.
It's fine.
He was in Beef of Vendetta.
Oh, yeah.
He was dumb in that, wasn't he?
Yeah. Couldn't even know it was him with his face mask. Yeah. He was Meg good film. It's fine. He was in Beef of Vendetta. Oh, yeah. He was dumb in that, wasn't he? Yeah.
Couldn't even know it was him with his face mask.
Yeah.
He was Megatron.
He should have taken...
Oh, he was Megatron.
You're right.
Megatron's own.
Hugo Weaving.
There we go.
But it's basically this drug mule who unwittingly becomes part of this, you know, drug mulling
thing.
And the police capture him and they're basically waiting for him to pass these drugs to his
system.
Apparently, it's very like... It's not pleasant to watch because it's quite gross but apparently if you can handle
that it's apparently it's very funny and but it's australian so right i'm skeptical because they'll
be like this is a great australian comedy i'm like this isn't good yeah you just think it's
good because there are no good australian comedies right well there's like three and two of them are
crocodile dundee movies correct no that's not true I was in a short film
About drug mulling
I think it's on YouTube
You can probably look that up
What's it called?
It's called Turkey Neck
Turkey Neck
It's got some
Australian comedians
And stuff in it
What are you doing in it?
I got one line in it
What is it?
I was just there
Holding up lights and whatever
And they're like
How do you want it?
And I'm like alright
You're like who?
Don't spoil it
I'm not going to spoil it
But you can look that up
I think it's
Just go to YouTube
And type in Turkey Neck
I think it's on there
How will they know it's you?
You can see me I think my name's on it. But you can look that up. I think it's... Just go to YouTube and type in Turkey Neck. I think it's on there. How will they know it's you? You can see me.
I think my name's on it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, as you appear on screen.
Yes.
I get a little pop-up.
Yeah.
A little pop-up video kind of situation.
What I've been reading...
I've been catching up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
because that's been back for months.
It's cool, isn't it?
And I enjoy that.
It's a good solid show.
It is.
It doesn't blow my mind,
but everyone that's great.
I put it on par with Parks and Rec,
which I really like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel it's getting stronger as well everyone, that's great. I put it on par with, like, Parks and Rec, which I really like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I feel it's getting stronger as well.
Yeah.
I feel, initially, I watched it and I was maybe a little bit let down, because I'd,
like, 30 Rock and Parks and Rec had come before it.
Yeah.
And it's on par with those, but it's not better than that.
Like, it's not.
No, no. Like, it didn't blow my mind, like, the first time I saw 30 Rock and, like, the second season
of Parks and Rec, where I'm like, they've really stepped this up.
It's on that level.
It's good and it's funny.
It's not funny enough.
Yeah, that's right.
Thumbs up though.
It's good.
Everybody's great on that.
Joe Latrullio is great on that.
Who's Joe Latrullio?
He's kind of the nerdy guy.
Shortsleeve shirts.
Oh, he's good, isn't he?
Yeah, he's good.
Good guy.
I love the captain in it.
Yeah, he's good as well.
Very serious captain.
And I've also been catching up on Amazing Spider-Man,
like the current series of that. After he's come back. after he's come back after he's come back it's good like it's enjoyable
it's good fun spidey spidey's back fun loving spidey's back i know the only in in superior
spider-man when spider-man's body was taken over by dr octopus and he's put into a watch
yeah that's yeah classic twist he falls in love with a girl uh this woman anna maria marconi
yeah and now that spider-man's back she's kind of taking it in stride oh that her that her true
love is is gone forever like yeah she's kind of like oh yeah yes i'm moving on there okay it's a
little bit unrealistic but other than that i gotta finish superior spider-man sorry i gotta finish
yeah it's pretty good but you probably come back though doesn't he doc ogg comes back
ah good question we'll never know we'll never know exactly yeah well are you up to date on
that though yes i see so he hasn't come back you know he hasn't come back you're way up to date
i'm way up to date it's only been like eight issues though okay cool maybe i'll read that
mason it's pretty good it's good fun you like old school Spidey having fun times sure yeah it's one of the first comics I ever read was a Spider-Man comic but that's a story for
another day which I think I've already told we just told it then yes that's pretty much this
is from uh we got a listener reading who wanted to recommend a book recently read called The Girl
With All The Gifts it's written by M.R. Carey who has done graphic novels for DC including Batman
and Gotham Knights and Marvel yes Like X-Men and Fantastic Four.
It's really good in its genre and I never thought I'd get along with.
I won't say anything else about it because I think it's really benefited
from reading it and not knowing anything about it.
Grab those gems.
Thank you.
So yeah, The Girl with All the Gifts.
Love it.
Interesting.
Cool.
Maybe you'll check that out.
Maybe it'll take pride of place on my bookshelf along with the Women's
Weekly children's book.
Yep. Birthday cake. And a Matthew reilly book called hover car oh that's not why i got like that someone said this is my favorite book and i lent it to me i haven't read it called
hover car racer yes it is it's not a book for adults that's so odd next to that is the i get
they always get these gifts for christmas from like an uncle. It's called Anatomy of the Spirit.
I've talked about this before, but it's all these books like,
if you just believe in yourself, your soul will follow your heart
and then your dreams will come out of your eyes and you'll live forever or whatever.
Like The Secret.
Yeah.
You get a lot of books that are like The Secret.
I think they're less kind of heavy-handed.
I don't know because I've never read it.
It's great.
Pride of place. Pride of place. So yeah, I've never read it great Friday Place Friday Place
so yeah
got some letters
there for this week
I'm ready
let's listen to
this is from
Isaac Smart
from Liverpool
in the UK
where the Beatles
the four Beatles
I bet
if you're outside
of Liverpool
and you say
you're from Liverpool
you get that
immediately
and I apologise
but I'm gonna
keep doing it
yes I have two questions for you are there any Australian superheroes no Hugh Jackman doesn't count And you say you're from Liverpool, you get that immediately. And I apologise, but I'm going to keep doing it. Yes.
I have two questions for you.
Are there any Australian superheroes?
No, Hugh Jackman doesn't count.
Also, it's pronounced Hugh Jacked Man.
Thank you, it is.
So, what do you think?
Do you mean...
Firestorm's Australian, isn't he?
Or is he bad?
Who are you talking about?
You're thinking Pyro.
I am thinking Pyro.
No, I think you mean...
Does he mean, like, created in Australia?
The Phantom was created in Australia, wasn't he?
I don't know if he was.
Traditionally, the Phantom is Australia's premier superhero.
Like, he's...
Like, no, Australia's...
Like, I'd say the best-known superhero in Australia is the Phantom, probably.
The Phantom of the Opera.
The Phantom of the Opera.
Um... Gosh. Captain Boomerang's. The Phantom of the Opera. Gosh.
Captain Boomerang's not a superhero, but he's Australian.
No, but he's Australian.
No, I think they mean characters created in Australia.
Does he?
Yeah, I think so.
All right, let's have a look.
I mean, because you'd know.
You can just look up.
I have no idea.
No, because we had a tiny little comic book industry.
Do we?
I'm going to look it up.
There used to be a team, like a superhero,
it's called Southern Squadron.
They were kind of like...
Hang on, I'm going to look this up.
Because I remember there was a character called the Jackaroo.
He was a...
I don't think you could make a superhero who's Australian.
I don't think it would work if they were like,
this guy's so Australian, look at all these boomerangs and bloody didgeridoos.
Yeah, that's the kind of the...
It's like making a Jamaican kind of superhero who's...
Yeah, it's hard to make a superhero...
It's hard for an Australian creator to create a superhero who's also Australian
and not fall into the tropes of like, well, he's got, you know...
He's Captain Australia and he's got an indestructible boomerang.
Yeah. That kind of thing, yeah. Yeah. got, you know, he's Captain Australia and he's got an indestructible boomerang. Yeah.
That kind of thing, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I found a list.
I remember reading...
Hey!
On your bed!
Come on.
Don't give me the face.
Come here.
Sorry, go on.
While I wrangle this dog.
Oh, yeah, sure.
There's a character...
I remember reading a lot of...
I'm going to be taking a shot
a lot of Australian comic creators here.
Please do.
They all seemed quite juvenile at the time.
Like, there was a character...
Like, you know, you'd pick up an Australian comic book
and it was kind of like...
Everything about it, they were trying desperately to be really cool
in the comic book kind of thing.
So it was like Big Spikes and Vandal Ears.
Yeah, not even really, but just an attitude and all the characters were...
But I mean, I guess that was the 90s.
Sure.
There's a character called Zero Assassin
and he was kind of like a super cool assassin guy
and everything he did was super cool
and everything he said was super cool.
His kill count was zero?
Yes, it's just about.
Okay, sure.
I'm trying to remember the...
Oh, I remember one.
Mm-hmm.
Cyberswine.
He was a cybernetic police officer, cyborg, also a pig.
Great.
Entertaining.
There was a video game.
Okay, cool.
There was a whole...
Yeah, okay.
Look...
Yeah, look, it wasn't great.
This was the mid-90s.
But yeah, there was a...
It might have been a Segad game or something like that
it's pretty it's cyber swine he looks pretty cool right sure that's great all right i think
we don't have an industry we don't have a comic book kind of writing industry i know there are
writers but we don't really have it's mostly independent yeah it's mostly independent yeah
so i don't know but i think a lot of our industry they're just like a smaller version of other
industries yes like our film industry and our music industry is just smaller and worse basically correct but look
i'm sure that you know what there are probably some people out there doing great stuff if you
are an independent comics creator in australia let me know because i would like to read some
yeah absolutely stuff would be great some good stuff some good stuff does it have to be good
can be mediocre stuff if you think your stuff is mediocre so he hit you up on the twitter yes
let me know yeah i'm being excited all right all right he also he's zero assassin right he's that
guy he's looking super cool but at the same time on the first cover of his issue it does say
fabulous first issue at the bottom so that's kind of undercut his coolness right there thank you Isaac from Liverpool Liverpool Liverpool this is from Derek
spelled D-E-R-Y-C-K
I didn't know that
there you go
I've learned something
yeah
the last podcast
like Derek Wibley
from Sum 41
okay
probably
the last podcast
came out on my birthday
resulting in me
spending the day
locked in my room
and regular laughs
escaping downstairs
happy birthday
oppa smashing plates whilst ignoring party guests locked in my room and regular laughs escaping downstairs. Happy birthday!
Opa!
Smashing plates.
Whilst ignoring party guests is generally considered rude,
I had a great time.
Out of curiosity,
what would be your favourite
websites or apps
that you use?
Don't know if this has been asked before
since I'm a relatively new listener.
I wish you all the success.
Also, I'd like to be
the official producer
of long-winded comments.
Love us.
Derek.
Happy birthday, Derek. Love us.
Happy birthday, Derek.
What bar?
But what are your favorite websites?
Favorite apps.
Apps or websites?
There used to be, you can't get it anymore and it annoys me.
There used to be an app.
Clock.
Yeah, looking at a clock.
There used to be an app where you could take a photo of all the sides of a Rubik's Cube
and it would solve it for you.
Oh, wow.
Right?
Which was incredibly, like it took a really long time to do that.
You could just learn the trick
and solve it yourself
in less time.
But I enjoy that novelty.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's great.
Okay, cool.
Are we talking comics apps though?
Anything.
Entertainment apps?
Yeah.
I'll go for you here.
Okay, go ahead.
FaceTime.
Camera.
App store.
Are you just listing apps
from your phone?
Is that what you're doing?
Yeah.
Mail.
Safari. Music. Safari.
Music.
You are, aren't you?
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt for 10 more apps.
If you'd just like to list 10 more apps.
I've got a banking app here.
Oh, yes.
I've got Canabalt, which is an endless runner.
Yeah, an endless runner game.
But it's a really good one.
It's like an 8-bit kind of one.
I don't really play that much.
I've got Spotify.
Spotify is the best.
I've got The Room,
which is a puzzle app
where you can open a box.
It's not based on the film The Room.
It is.
Is it really?
No.
I wish it was.
Disappointing for everyone.
Which I haven't done yet.
Actually, I got a gift
for next year.
Yes.
It was,
you go,
it's called The Room.
It's like a puzzle thing in Melbourne.
You go inside a room
and you go to...
Oh, it's an escape room.
Escape room.
Yeah.
And you got to work out how to escape.
And I don't know...
So I think that's why I got this.
Oh, yes.
But I don't think they're related.
No.
I don't really have anything
interesting though.
No real interesting apps.
Are there interesting apps?
I can't do like any kind of gaming app
because it just chews up all my time.
Even if it's like Solitaire.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm like,
I'll just play one more
before I go to bed.
I'm like, why?
What's the point?
I'm wasting so much time here.
Yeah.
Comic book wise, I use Comic Flow and Comixology.
Oh, it's Comic Flow.
Is that just a reader?
Yeah, it's a reader.
Okay, cool.
All right, awesome.
What about websites that you enjoy, you frequent?
Do I frequent any?
Well, I certainly frequent the wonderful comicbookmovie.com.
Sure.
Yeah.
I do spend a lot of time on that website actually just reading stuff
because it's
look and
I know you know
people like it
if you obviously listen to this
you probably go to it
but it's
because there's editors
from around the world
working on it
it updates really quickly
so if anything's new
that's probably the best
place to go to
I go to like an IGN
I don't mind a
comingsoon.net
I like film drunk a lot
that's less for news
more for like an
interesting kind of take on like snarky comments
yeah like snarky comments
yeah it's pretty good
College Humour I don't mind
there's got sometimes
some good stuff
I like Jake and Amir
a lot of people like
Jake and Amir
Cracked obviously
MrSundayMovies.com
soon to be
I like Snapchat
I'm enjoying that
yes you are
you had to take a bizarre
Snapchat before we started
what was that?
I can't remember
yeah add me on Snapchat guys Yes, you are. You had to take a bizarre Snapchat before we started. What was that? I can't remember.
Yeah, add me on Snapchat, guys.
Nick Mayseau with five O's at the end.
Don't send me dicks.
Don't send me dicks.
Will you respond?
Maybe or maybe not.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, all right. But yeah, I am.
Do you listen to a lot of, this is off topic.
Do you listen to a lot of other movie podcasts? No. listen a lot of other movie podcasts no see i don't i assume we're the best why would i want to why would i want to crush that
illusion by listening to 10 minutes of anybody else's podcast yeah like i i try not to especially
similar ones because i don't want to i want to i think it influences me i think i i'm sure a lot
of people do this but i've caught myself doing it I'll subconsciously absorb something and then regurgitate it
which I think might be
my entire personality
definitely yes
yeah
for a while it was just
Simpsons quotes
now it's just pieces
from other people's movie podcasts
so I do
most of the podcasts
I listen to
aren't movie ones
so do you listen to
what do you
we've talked about this
I'm sure
but yeah
there you go
that's what we read
no what are we doing
something about letters
thanks Derek
happy birthday
this is from Jason J
oh yes
we get asked about this
all a lot
so I thought we'd
address it
just knock it on the head
yes
hello James
junior editor
just regular editor
thank you Jason
and Maceo
hello
one word
merchandising
why haven't you
I'd buy like
3.5 t-shirts
of Han Solo with a goat head
if you had them available probably so start pumping them out your dickheads you also they
you gave me a shout out but mentioned there was already a friendly neighborhood spider-man this
will not do i hereby challenge whoever it is to it uh wherever the other spider-man is to the first
annual adjective extravaganza i am now the amazing Spider-Man, therefore making myself better
than the aforementioned regular Spider-Man.
Your move.
Ooh, is amazing better than friendly neighborhood then?
Well, which is, hmm, good question.
Let's assume yes.
This guy should fight.
Guys, find each other on Snapchat
and send each other insulting Snapchats.
Yes.
We've not really talked about this at all.
We've kind of just dismissed merchandising
because it's really expensive to produce.
Is that right?
Now that I think about it, how high res is that image that you have, which is Han Solo
with a goat head?
Because I would wear that on a t-shirt.
Like I wouldn't wear, because I feel if we were going to make something, I couldn't wear
a t-shirt with the logo of the podcast that I'm on.
Yeah, sure.
I feel like it would be a bit odd, but I would wear a t-shirt with Han Solo with a goat head okay yeah well i don't yeah it's pretty high res so if not i could
make it more high res maybe so you're saying that we should do it but i don't even know how to go
about this and whatever and i feel like we'd print like a lot and then they wouldn't sell
and then we'd be stuck with them also i don't want to be sending shit out all day right i mean
like mailing stuff but i'm sure there's probably websites that kind of print your order
and send it off to you
well there's Redbubble
we can put something
up on Redbubble
see how that goes
okay sure
yeah
alright does it cost
it doesn't feel official
though you know
does it cost anything
look let's put this
on the back burner
alright
so we might do it
we might do it
or we might not
but thanks for the idea
good idea
Goat Heart Solo
love it
how much is a
is a t-shirt
at Redbubble's
like 26 bucks or something US yeah cool that's the show for this week Good idea, Goat Heart Solo, love it. How much is a t-shirt at Red Bubbles?
Like 26 bucks or something.
US?
Yeah.
Cool.
That's the show for this week.
Great, Mason.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought if you've made it to the end of the show,
we don't do this enough,
James Senior made a comment that said,
mock.j.
Oh, yes.
So if you made it to the end of the show,
hashtag mock.j.
Oh, yeah.
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Thank you to the...
A lot of people have been very generous on that.
It's pretty sweet.
Ridiculously generous.
Yes.
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Talk amongst yourselves. Six people cancel your donations Talk amongst yourselves
Six people cancel your donations
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You're all great
Yeah it's pretty good
We're gonna read that list
But uh
We don't
Understand how that works
Yes
Um
Thank you to the Bruton
The Baskalisk
For the themes as well
Absolutely
They're great
We're gonna do more of those
Never go back
We are
Where we play a video game poorly
And
You know what
Having seen the last one
like the first one that came out
I'm kind of jazzed to do
to do more
yeah
came out alright
yeah came out alright
because I messaged you
I'm like what do you think
and you're like yeah pretty good
then I'm like cool
then I'm like wait a minute
what does that mean
is it not good
actually I haven't put it out yet
I'm literally going to put it out
after we finish this
so I don't know how people
will react to that
might be too long
it's like 25 minutes
great intro though
great it's okay fantastic that's it that's the show love it So I don't know how people will react to that. It might be too long. It's like 25 minutes. Great intro though. Great.
It's okay.
Fantastic.
That's it.
That's the show.
Love it.
Brew the Baskers.
Thank you.
I think I said that.
Next week, I think we might be doing mid-season wrap-ups depending on which shows wrap up.
It might actually be none.
It might actually be the week after.
Okay.
So we'll see how we go.
Yeah.
It's a mystery.
It is a mystery.
Life is a series of mysteries and challenges.
And people hugging you when
Don't hug me
That's all I'm saying
I don't like being hugged
Send him graphic snapchats instead
Do you like being hugged?
Actually not
If I have a few drinks
I'll love a hug
But other than that
Not a fan
There you go
Get away from me
Also hate the kiss on the cheek
Stupid
I remember
Why are we ending on this?
I don't care what you remember about this.
I had a group of friends at UD, and you'd be like, I'm going to get a sandwich, and
then it'd be kisses on the cheek all around.
From a sandwich?
Because you were going to be away for ten minutes.
Yeah, I just...
Weird.
No.
Why do you have to press your face against someone else's face?
Why?
Let's leave on that.
I do it!
Let's leave on old... I do do it but i don't like it old
personal display of affection affection grinch over here let's leave on that
thanks for listening everybody wrap that jam guys bye
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