The Weekly Planet - 62 The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy & Suicide Squad
Episode Date: December 8, 2014As well as breaking down what makes Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy great we discuss news of the Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman, Deadpool, Bond, Doctor Strange & other stuff I guess...thanks for listeni...ng? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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FX's The Veil explores the surprising and fraught relationship between two women who play a deadly game of truth and lies on the road from Istanbul to Paris and London.
One woman has a secret, the other a mission to reveal it before thousands of lives are lost.
FX's The Veil, starring Elizabeth Moss, is now streaming on Disney+. Welcome back everybody
to another episode of the Weekly Planet, official podcast
of ComicBookMovie.com. My name is James,
editor at that website. With me as always
is my co-host, Nick Mason.
Oh, that's good.
That's you doing that.
That was Joseph Lisk, who does the
What We Read and What We Gonna Read theme.
Oh, sure.
And he sent that in.
Great.
He lives in Sydney as well, he told me.
Huh, we live in Sydney, as far as our listeners know.
That's not true.
We don't.
But isn't that cool?
Yes.
Do you want to hear it again?
I guess so.
Great.
I don't remember what it's from.
No, neither do I.
But I love it.
But I assume at some point I pretended to be a trumpet player.
A little bit of fanfare.
What's been going on?
Nothing.
We're going in this rough.
Yes.
Not because we've had a big night or anything, but we just...
I was up till 3.30 making a video about Terminator Genisys.
Oh, sure. Well, I wasn't.
So I'm fresh as a daisy, but then we went to a popular fried chicken fast food franchise before this and we're not feeling good.
There's a reason we don't do that normally.
Yeah. We'll do it again next week, though.
My guts!
Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, time to week though. My guts! Yeah.
Anyway.
Anyway, time to deliver
some fresh comic book
movie news.
That's what we're all about.
Yeah.
And then a topic or something.
Depending on the week.
Depending on our mood.
Depending on our guts.
This might be the week
where we just give up.
After many months
of speculation,
rumours of whack.
It was KFC.
Yeah.
Look, they're not
giving us any money to tell you we had a horrible time at KFC.
So I'm just going to put it out there.
Benedict Cumberbatch has been confirmed as Doctor Strange.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah.
So that's pretty good.
That is good.
I'm 100% behind that.
Me too.
Despite what I may have said in previous podcasts, I can't remember.
His featureless face.
Oh, yeah.
I did say that, didn't I?
I think it's a better idea than Joaquin Phoenix
you probably are
I think he's more fun
yeah
I think you're right there
I never even factored that in
but you're right
like on Sherlock
I'm you know
I go in and out
as a fan of Sherlock
generally
but he is
like he's totally okay
with poking fun at himself
yeah
he can't say penguin
apparently
oh really
yeah
he was at like a
like an opening of a penguin
like a documentary about penguins oh no he's in the Penguins of Madagascar. That's the one, yeah. And he can't
say penguin. He says penguin. That's pretty great. He seems like the kind of guy that could say
penguin though. Yeah, I know, right? It's weird, isn't it? That's great. I know. I think it's a
good idea. I still wonder whether they're going to go British or whether they're going to give
him a terrible American accent. I've seen him do an American accent.
It was in a Meryl Streep movie or something.
It's like a Southern American accent.
How'd that go?
Not great.
It's kind of like the David Tennant kind of American accent.
You know, the broad kind of... Yeah, okay, yeah.
I can't do it, obviously.
I only do New York.
Correct.
Perfectly.
Yeah, but you know what?
He'll be great.
I reckon they're going to do British.
Yeah, I think they should.
I mean, he's never...
He's from Westchester, New York, I think, Doctor Strange?
Yeah.
And he was in the New York University crew with everybody else in the Marvel Universe.
Yeah.
All the Smarties.
All the Smarties.
But I reckon they'll just make him British.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why not?
Easy as.
Do you reckon he can grow a sweet beard?
Yeah.
Did you actually see they released a promo image for the Sherlock Holmes Christmas special?
Yes.
And they're in period attire? Costume well that's yeah unless you know what would be cool once
somebody gets a blow to the head and imagines them back in the you know sure either way i'll
tell you what though i'd like to see like just uh you know like it's just like an alternative
reality one where it's like the real kind of sherlock holmes i'd like to see how they'd
handle that the real sherlock holmes you're not like to see how they'd handle that. The real Sherlock Holmes.
You're not a mean idiot.
You're saying you want Cumberbatch and what's-his-face, Freeman,
as Holmes and Watson in the era in which the books were written.
Just a once-off, yeah.
Okay, sure.
What do you reckon?
Yeah, okay.
You know how sometimes they'll make Batman like a knight?
Sure, yeah.
Or a pirate or whatever.
Or a vampire.
Or a vampire.
Or a pastry chef. Or a bear. He might be a bear sometimes. So, yeah, why knight. Sure, yeah. Or a pirate or whatever. Or a vampire. Or a vampire. Or a pastry chef.
Or a bear.
He might be a bear sometimes.
So yeah, why not?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, but they probably,
you're right,
it's probably a costume party.
Yeah.
Or, yeah,
somebody gets a blow to the head.
Hollow deck.
Yeah, hollow deck, certainly.
Somebody gets a blow to the head
and they think they're in medieval.
Yep.
Medieval times.
Yeah, medieval.
Sherlock Holmes times.
Whatever year that was or the or it
happens in the year
that era the late you
know the 19th century
yeah and then Martin
Freeman wakes up and
he's actually been
watching Sherlock Holmes
a game of shadows on
blu-ray and he's like
oh I get it now
that's like a life on
Mars kind of twist
yeah the American
version that is we
talked about the end
of that let's not do
it now okay yeah let's not do it now. Okay, yeah.
Let's not.
Another day.
Yes.
Deadpool begins production in March.
There you go.
Ryan Reynolds is set to start.
I'm not sure if that's a lock yet, but that's pretty much a given.
Like, who else are they going to get?
Bradley Cooper?
Yeah, Bradley Cooper would work.
Actually, he'd be pretty good.
But yeah, I want to seeynolds do like a good have a
shot at a good comic book character because he is not bad no certainly but he but he gets maybe he's
a bad guy though maybe that's why he gets getting bad yeah see good there we go nothing uh so yeah
i'm okay with that someone keeps writing in i can't remember who sorry if i've forgotten your
name but keeps asking for us to start a petition to get Deadpool to be R-rated.
I don't think they will.
I don't think we've got the juice for that.
Also, we don't have the juice.
Also, there's probably a hundred of those already, right?
Probably.
But I think if they were smart about it, they'd do what they did with the Wolverine, where
it would be bloodless and then R-rated cut.
Not smart about it, but I just think that's what they'll do.
If they do that, I'm waiting for Blu-ray.
No, you won't.
Because you have to do it for this podcast.
God damn it. You got me again. I just felt like's what they'll do. If they do that, I'm waiting for Blu-ray. No, you won't. Because you have to do it for this podcast. God damn it.
You got me again.
I just felt like the boss then.
I was like, no, you don't.
I now got to work on Christmas.
Hey, I've got some news.
Okay.
Luke Evans won't be the crow.
I got that here.
Remember that non-news from before?
I do remember that.
Maybe Luke Evans will probably be the crow.
I've actually got a tweet about this.
Actually, it might be an email.
Hey, I'm a big fan.
I've seen all your videos.
I've been listening to a lot of your podcasts.
I hope you guys keep up the great work.
Tell Nick Mason he's the crow now.
Yes.
In many ways, we're all the crow now.
Indeed.
Yeah.
So they've thrown that open to the public.
Who should they get to be the crow now?
Marilyn Manson.
Yes.
But makeup free.
Just that weird face he's got.
Weird featureless face.
He's the cumberbatch of the music industry.
Definitely.
Okay, so who do you think they should get, I guess?
I don't know.
Well, again, somebody said Bradley Cooper.
Yep.
Surprisingly.
What about Rich Evans?
What about Rich Evans from Red Letter Media instead of Luke Evans?
Oh, yeah.
Just a different Evans.
Yeah.
Okay, sure.
How about Lee Evans?
British comedian
who was in Mouse Hunt?
Don't know.
I haven't seen that.
I heard that's not a bad movie though.
I heard it's Home Alone-esque
in a good way.
Look, it's been a long time.
Sure.
Long time between Mouse Hunts.
Yeah, okay.
So that's...
They'll probably go
someone smaller than Luke Evans
I guess, I don't know.
Physically?
No.
I mean like a smaller actor.
Like a Peter Dinklage?
Like a Dinklage, yes.
Okay.
Or a Verne Troyer.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Okay.
Well, look, it'd be interesting to see how that plans out.
Either way, Luke Evans would be a great Deadpool.
They've cast Jessica Jones.
Oh, yes.
In next year's Netflix series.
Jessica Jones. Jessica Jones, which is next year's Netflix series Jessica Jones Jessica Jones
Which is going to be
Girl Detective
Girl Detective
Which is going to be
In the Marvel
Cinematic Universe
The same with
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
And Peggy Carter
And all the Marvel movies
And the upcoming
Daredevil
Miniseries-y
Netflix-y show
The actress
Cut to the chase
Who is it?
Oh you were just going to say
Sorry
Kristen Ritter
You familiar with her?
Oh yeah
Okay
A lot of people aren't on board Because they're like, she's not super hot.
I mean, it's all a matter of perspective and what you find appealing.
I think she's a good actress.
Yeah.
Did I say actress or actor?
I'm confused.
It's all actor now.
Everybody's an actor now.
Can I not say it?
What if I say it by accident?
No, that's probably fine.
Okay, good.
Yeah, Kristen.
I'm sorry.
I had a blank there.
Kristen Ritter.
Well, that's not who i picture when
i think of jessica jones but she's great yeah she's great in breaking bad she is she was great
at being let die by walter white i'll spoil the alert it's too late it is you can edit that out
it's been no it's been many years it has yeah there's a two-week rule on that remember we don't
intentionally spoil things but too bad if we do okay i guess yeah yeah so that's pretty good
looking forward to seeing where they go's pretty good i'm looking forward
to seeing where they go with that so i'm assuming they're going dead or then jessica jones and
they're also saying that halo's halo night falls mike colter is the top choice for luke cage
so he looks luke cagey okay great very cagey so if you you know i think he'd be i mean i've
we've talked about halo before and how we haven't seen that show. Yes.
And that we probably won't.
Unlikely to see that show.
Yeah.
How many episodes is out?
42.
No, incorrect.
I don't know, maybe five?
On an actual network.
I think we talked about it.
Isn't it on like an Xbox television or something?
I don't know either.
You'd think we'd know.
Why are we talking about it then?
I don't know.
I just...
Look, I don't know.
I'm going to drink from this bottle. Great. that's great all that bond 24 has oh there's big news there's a title yeah
specter yeah which stands for or do you know because i don't okay it's it's special yep Oh, hang on. Wait. Special Executive?
Correct.
For counter-terrorism?
It's counter-intelligence.
Counter-intelligence, terror, revenge and extortion.
Yes.
Which is clearly made up.
Like, they've clearly, they've gone, you know what, Spectre's a cool name.
Like, it's the terrorist organisation, so clearly Spectre's a cool name.
Because they've taken the S and the P from special.
Yes, exactly.
And then it says for counter-intelligence. And they've dropped the S and the P from special. Yes, exactly. And then the E. And then it says four counterintelligence.
And then it drops the four and just taken the C on the counterintelligence.
Yep.
Dead terrorism.
But it's clearly got to be counter-hyphen intelligence.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So, there we go.
Technically, it should be Secchi Tree.
It should be Secchi Tree.
Secchi Tree.
Yeah.
Bond's greatest...
Nemesis.
Secchi Tree
So for those who don't know
I guess they're like the Hydra
I mean, who wouldn't know that?
Well, you may not know because
Oh, they changed it, didn't they?
Well, because for a long time
the ownership of a lot of James Bond stuff
has been split up among a number of different people
and Spectre went to
some other idiot
Whoever made Never Say Never Again.
Yeah, they got Spectre.
And so they've had to use...
I can't, I don't know.
Quantum.
Quantum, okay.
Quantum, there we go.
Okay, sure.
But I think there was even one before that they used as well.
But anyway, yeah.
Like, in between.
But yeah.
So it's good to see Spectre.
Die Another Day Incorporated.
Exactly.
Was the name of that terrorist organisation, yes. They've revealed a whole bunch of cast um monica belushi i believe
yep she's gonna be one of the bond girls and moriarty from sherlock i can't remember the
actor's name oh yes yes that guy's gonna be the main ish villain along with christoph waltz
christoph waltz is gonna be his name is oberhauser in the reveal but he's gonna be
he's definitely gonna be yeah and i He's definitely going to be Blofeld.
I'll stake my reputation on it.
My non-existent reputation.
So, yeah, this seems like it's going to be a very kind of Bond-y Bond film.
Yes.
Compared to the other Bond films of late. Correct.
It's going to be more Bond-y than ever.
Yeah.
Purvis and Wade are back to punch up some jokes.
Great.
So that's really...
They're the writers, by the way.
They wrote everything from, I think, maybe Goldeneye up until the last one.
Yes.
But depending on who the co-writer is, depends on how well that goes.
Sure.
I think the guy who wrote...
I can't remember.
Whoever worked on Casino Royale, he was a very good writer.
And a lot of him shines through in Casino Royale.
Because then you look at Die Another Day, and that's just a train wreck.
I think maybe that Purvis and Wade just sit in their office,
and they wait for the script to come in, and they go,
Okay!
Tick.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
So, that's pretty good.
All of that.
I'm looking forward to that, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
It's actually coming out late next year, and they haven't started filming yet.
So, they're really going to punch this out, which is good.
Nothing like a rushed movie production, I'd say.
Still, it's meant...
What it'll be.
The last one came out in 2012, so it'll be three years.
Pretty good.
There we go.
All right, so it's high time for a James Bond retrospective episode
where we talk about every James Bond film, right?
You're looking forward to that.
The Roger Moors.
I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do it.
But I'll do it.
Great.
If people want us to do it,
I'll do it.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
We'll maybe go eras.
Yeah, okay.
And the months leading up,
every now and then we'll go,
we'll talk Connery,
we'll talk Roger Moore,
we'll talk whatever.
But, you know.
There'll be an episode
where I just sing all the theme songs.
It's going to be great.
Could you sing the Madonna Die Another Day? I'd rather not. I think I die. It's going to be great. Could you sing Madonna Die Another Day?
I'd rather not.
I think I die another day.
Yep, I can do it.
The one that sounds like
a cat fighting a guitar.
Yes, that one.
Wonder Woman
is getting a writer.
That's a relief.
Yes, it is.
It's the person,
Jason Fuch.
His name's spelled F-U-C-H-S.
So he probably pronounces it Fuch.
Yes, probably.
We know how it's pronounced.
That's a tough name.
That's a tough name to grow up with, right?
Definitely.
But good for him.
He actually, he's writing, oh, he wrote Pan,
you know, the upcoming Peter Pan gritty reboot.
Oh, sure, great.
With Hugh Jackman as Blackbeard, where...
Blackbeard, not Hook.
No, because Hook is Peter Pan's friend,
played by the guy from Tron, not Jeff Bridges, the young guy.
Is this a prequel?
Yes.
Ugh.
A gritty reboot.
A Pan prequel.
Ugh.
Ugh. Well, look reaper. A pancrake. Ugh. Ugh.
Well, look, we've had pan.
Guys, there's no reason you should want to be a kid forever.
It's ridiculous.
It's a fate worse than death.
What about if you lived in, like, a sweet-ass island and you could fly and you'd fight pirates all day?
Um...
How many pirates could you fight, though?
Yeah, exactly.
How many of your friends could you bury?
Oh, that's a really good point.
Just flying around, dropping them in ditches, you know?
Because otherwise the pirates will get you.
If you land, the pirates will kill you.
So, yeah.
I mean, I haven't seen Pan, so we'll see how that plays out.
See how it pans out.
Well done.
Play the theme!
Play my theme!
Play it!
I'll do it again.
Say the thing you said.
I'll say the thing I said.
And then we do this.
I have to find it.
Oh, jeez.
Just email it to me and I'll do it.
All right, here we go.
Okay, say the thing.
We'll see how that goes, I guess.
See how it pans out.
I'll have this ready now.
I can't though because I've got to read the...
Yeah.
And you can't leave me in control of that because I'll just do it every time.
I'll do it literally every time I say anything.
Okay.
So that's great.
Deadpool, yep.
Terminator Genisys.
Yes.
New trailer.
Yes.
I did a video on it.
You also did a video on it. No. Incorrect. Yes. I did a video on it. You also did a video on it.
No, incorrect.
Well, look, opinions divided.
A lot of people are just excited to see another Terminator movie.
Some people are like ruining the franchise.
It's not great at the moment, the franchise.
It's in dire straits.
Some would say it's already ruined.
Yes.
Some would say it's ruined by when Arnold Schwarzenegger put on the stripper glasses in Terminator 3
and they were like stars.
See, a lot of people hate that.
I don't hate Terminator 3.
I think there's some good moments in it.
I think as a nice kind of little added extra, if you don't take it too seriously, it's not too bad.
Because you can't follow up Terminator 2.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
Absolutely right.
And Salvation is...
Garbage.
Garbage.
And makes no sense. And makes no sense.
And makes no sense.
I mean, you know what?
Some people would argue that neither of the first two Terminators make any sense because
you can't go back in time and become...
A Terminator.
You can't send your own dad back in time to create you.
It doesn't work.
But I don't care.
Yeah.
For some reason, even though I'm against Looper and Interstellar's time travel craziness,
I don't like those.
It's fine. You know why? don't like those. It's fine.
You know why?
Because Terminators.
Yeah, exactly.
Because Terminators.
I think this trailer looks really great.
I've been completely against this since I've heard about it.
Yes.
And then I forget about it and you remind me again and I'm upset about it.
And then I forget and it follows on and on.
But I saw this looks really good.
I like the...
I'm surprised how much you enjoyed it i'm
i'm excited for old arnold schwarzenegger versus 80s arnold schwarzenegger that looks good you know
what though my brother actually said this to me which one the one you don't like right that they've
spoiled a lot of twists in this yeah i think imagine if you went into that movie not knowing
that that was going to happen yeah that would have been amazing
well this is going to go in this is going to go in the the bucket of the three movies you show to
someone who hasn't seen any of them yes you show them all in the row yeah yeah exactly even salvation
no that's out it's going to be trilogy great yeah hopefully what about this it looks more cgi than
the other ones yeah especially the future stuff
I'm gonna say though
I don't think that
the liquid metal effect
looks as good as
in Terminator 2
I agree with you
it's odd
why is that?
I don't know
is it too shiny?
and too kind of
I reckon it's
the idea is now that
that effect was
so amazing
at the time
yeah
that people I reckon visual effects people jumped on it
they're like we have to find a way to do this just in like make a plug-in for it let's let's put it
in the tv show alex mac correct exactly yes but i think they so they'll be like well we need to be
able to just make a plug-in you you draw the line or whatever you push a button and you can make
that effect happen yeah and they've done that and they've made it so you you can do it and
they've they've tweaked that effect so now you can just do it whenever and it doesn't look it
doesn't look as good okay sure i don't know if any of that's true you're against it basically
if the visual effects artist on terminator genesis could email in let us know please tell us why
you're not as good as not as good as a film from
1991
but it looks
it's fine
like it looks
but I like
that new Terminator
guy as well
I think he looks
the part
and he could be
a different model
or he could be
the same model
who's just changed
his face
but I would say
they're just gonna say
he's a different
kind of looking one
because there are
different looking
Terminators
they don't all
look like
Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Robert Patrick yeah and I think that's all the terminators in the
movies anyway yeah sarah connor chronicles got a bit of a mix yeah i don't think that the t-1000
has a definitive like a like a predefined look yeah i think it's i think it's just whatever
copy happened to find first but no he when he comes back in time he's got that look that's
true he does then i can't explain it.
I choose not to.
Explain why he has the same cop uniform.
Oh, good point.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But yeah, I like the idea of an old Terminator going back and raising Sarah Connor.
That is good.
And then just messing up the timeline.
You know what, though?
This is the last time a series can do this timeline altering thing. I think you're probably true.
This is it.
You had your shot.
Yeah.
Who did it?
Star Trek did it. X-Men did it. Are you saying this is the last franchise that's allowed to do this timeline altering thing. I think you're probably true. This is it. You had your shot. Yeah. Who did it? Star Trek did it.
X-Men did it.
Are you saying this is the last franchise
that's allowed to do this?
Yes.
What's going to happen
if somebody else does it?
I'm just saying people will be like,
no.
What if there's a gritty time travel reboot
of Alex Mack?
Adventures of Alex Mack.
I'd be happy to see that universe again.
What if there's a gritty reboot
time travel reimagining
of My Secret Identity
with Jerry O'Connell?
Where he flies around with spray cans. Yeah, I'm good with that. That's fine. a gritty reboot time travel reimagining of my secret identity with jerry o'connell where he
flies around with like spray cans yeah i'm good with that that's fine great but like i don't know
i say if they i can if they do back the future again that's this is how they do it they just
rewrite the timeline yeah maybe okay yeah but it looks like there's a lot of time jumping in this
though because it looks like they come to the present day yep there's some future stuff yeah
yeah they got the she doesn't seem to what's her face what's her name uh sarah connor emily amelia clark yeah
she she looks great she definitely looks the part yeah yeah definitely but she doesn't seem to age
from the the 80s from to the modern era no no because there's a bit in the trailer where you
see that they've kind of got this makeshift kind of time machine and i think they go forward yeah
and that that happens in the sarah connor chronicles they go forward like eight years or something uh-huh so i think in the in sarah connor chronicles they
kind of they're like we can't make a show from 1997 yeah we can't like there's gonna be we don't
have the money to build in all the anachronisms we can't yeah like have people on giant mobile
phones and stuff like that we're just gonna have to bump it to yeah it's production wise it's just
much easier yeah exactly yeah um what else is in that trailer let me think you know what the bit that
i was like uh don't like that the the bus flip really that that is i feel that's the that is
now the new that's the pinnacle of vehicle flips now but like i know looking at that i'm like you
can't physically do that yeah like ever since the nolan truck flip yes where they physically did it
yep there's also a truck flip in Terminator 3
if you look at that now it's clearly CGI
but you compare that truck flip
some of that looks pretty good
that car chase
didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger put in his own money
yeah he did
there was a bit where he swings on a crane
that smashes through a building
he paid for that
because they were like we'll do it CGI
and he's like no here's the money
there you go
do it
alright there's a good bit in Terminator 3 you're right you've proven me wrong
and the big quick play your own theme tune you don't have one it's only me
ha ha no it's mine you can't have it
so what was i gonna yeah i don't know i guess we should probably talk about this less or more
what do you reckon more every every week okay cool bus i'm sort of on board with the bus but yeah doesn't it look are you saying that's completely cgi
it would have to be you can't flip a bus that high i reckon you can flip a bus pretty high
no what if you make it out of plywood no and you put on a catapult yes thank you it's all i wanted
an admission yeah that an implausible scenario that I've invented could be possible sure
and also
I just wanted to say
they've matched up
the look of the 80s
pretty well
yep
like there's a whole lot
of stuff like that
you see
a lot of the shots
are very similar
and in my video
I did like a little bit
of side by side comparison
we even got Kyle Reese's
scars seem to line up
oh yeah okay
so there's little details
like that
which are really good
who's playing John Connor
in this?
he's Australian
yeah he's the Planet of the Apes guy oh yeah Jason Clarke Oh, yeah, okay. So there's little details like that, which are really good. Who's playing John Connor in this? He's Australian.
Yeah, no, he's the Planet of the Apes guy.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Jason Clarke?
There you go, yeah. Jeremy Clarkson?
Great.
Jeremy Clarkson.
Jeremy Clarkson from Tokyo, yeah.
He's got that sweet John Connor scar.
Yeah, of course he does.
I wonder if this is saying that Salvation still counts, though.
Because Salvation's set in like 2020, maybe, or 2019.
Yeah, and 2029 is the time travel yeah that's
the that's the key yeah for the time travel so interest interestingly though mason oh yeah i
also mentioned this in my video go on the opening scene from this trailer which i think is going to
be opening scene for the movie that was going to be the original opening scene from terminator 2
right yeah where they they bust in with kyle reese and john connor that's in the novelization
is it yes really awesome yes and so what is it they send he sends kyle reese back and then They bust in with Kyle Reese and John Connor. That's in the novelization. Is it? Yes. Really? Awesome.
Yes.
And so what is it?
They send, he sends Kyle Reese back and then immediately he sees that they've sent another Terminator to him as a kid.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
And then they put in the article.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
I was going to say something else about that.
Nah, don't worry about it.
Yeah.
Time travel?
Oh, question mark.
It's interesting.
God damn it.
Yeah.
I'm also looking forward to...
If they're going to do time travel forward,
I don't think...
Maybe Schwarzenegger doesn't go time travel forward?
No, he doesn't because his hair's grey.
His hair's grey.
Yeah, so he must stay behind for whatever reason.
But yeah, they last about 120 years or something like that.
I was looking around, so he's fine.
He's got the same strength or whatever.
He's just ages.
All right. That's The Terminator. That's pretty good. Oh, man. I was looking around, so he's fine. Yeah, we... He's got the same strength or whatever. He's just ages. All right, that's the Terminator.
Great.
That's pretty good.
Oh, man, I had something else to say,
and I think it was interesting.
Oh, well.
Just play the theme tune again.
No.
Okay.
Cliff Curtis.
Oh, yes.
He's going to be headlining the new Walking Dead spin-off.
Cliff Curtis from many things.
I'm trying to think of an example.
He's a New Zealand guy. He's in
Once Were Warriors. He's a
generically kind of
foreign looking dude.
Do you know what I mean? That's racist. No, I mean like
that's how they use him. They'll be like,
is he Middle Eastern? He's multi-ethnic.
Thank you.
I know that guy. No, multi-ethnic's
not. I did not know he was from New Zealand.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, yeah. But he's done a bunch, multi-ethnic's not. I did not know he was from New Zealand. Yeah, he is. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But he's done a bunch of stuff.
He's in, like, Three Kings.
Yep.
He's, like, played, like, a New York cop.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, he's done a bunch of stuff.
Yeah, I remember he got voice acting training from us.
He was in Live Free or Die Hard.
Yeah.
He was in 10,000 BC.
Yeah.
There you go.
These are all out of my memory.
Not true. Oh, Terminator thing, just quickly. He was in Sunshine. Yeah, he was. Your you go. These are all out of my memory.
Oh, Terminator thing, just quickly.
He was in Sunshine.
Yeah, he was.
Your favourite film.
I fucking love Sunshine.
Okay, I'm going to go back to Terminator just quickly.
Originally, they were going to make the T-1000 the Michael Biehn character.
He was going to have Michael Biehn's look.
Oh, yes. So, Terminator 2 starts off and you think, why is Michael Biehn still alive, the Kyle Reese guy?
And it turns out that it's not him.
It's the T-1000 who's taken on his look to trick Sarah Connor.
Right.
But they thought that's too confusing for audiences.
They've already got the Arnold twist where he's a good guy.
They don't know if they could handle that.
But that would have been great.
That would have been a double twist because they meet in the corridor the same and you're like, what?
What?
That's great. what that's great maybe that's i mean back in the day he didn't have the incredible surround sound systems that we have now so i think that the
the audio of the film would have just been drowned out by 100 people in cinema
so yeah if you were a fan of the walking dead you'd be happy with that wouldn't you
maybe yeah there you go.
What is it?
Is he a character in The Walking Dead?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
So he's a new guy.
Spin off.
Well, The Walking Dead is like the most...
He's going to be the Mork from Ork of Walking Dead.
Yes, exactly.
They're going to put him in, spin him off.
Spin him off.
But he's...
The Joanie or Chachi.
Yes.
Did that show go well?
The Frasier.
Yes.
Frasier Crane.
The After Mash.
Yes.
There we go.
Yeah. The Walking Dead is the most successful, I think, cable TV show of all time or something.
So obviously this makes sense.
Well, I've certainly never heard of it.
So it makes sense that they do this.
So that's great.
I mean, I'll want to talk about The Walking Dead in a bit.
But are people just watching Walking Dead because...
Yes.
Yeah, because it's still going.
It's Lost Syndrome, right?
Yes, it is, yeah.
So are those people going to jump to this spin-off
just because it's a new thing?
Yeah, yeah.
I hope it's better,
because I think it would mean that Walking Dead
has to lift its game.
Right, okay.
There's a lot of good stuff in The Walking Dead.
There's a lot of Deadwood,
as far as characters and story goes.
Are there any actors from the show Deadwood?
I know, I haven't seen a lot of Deadwood.
I bet there's at least 10.
If I'm proven right, I'm the best.
We play that theme later.
Batman v Superman and Ant-Man news.
Oh yes.
They're combining the universes.
Oh fantastic.
At long last.
But they've both wrapped filming.
Wow.
There you go.
Look forward to Ant-Man about mid next year.
Look forward to Batman v Superman in 2016.
Oh jeez.
Why do they...
Oh, it's finished.
God.
Just sit on it, mate.
Just put it out.
I don't care if the special effects aren't finished.
I want to see the acting.
Yeah.
The acting.
Yeah.
The car.
Yep.
See that?
The car.
Yep.
The cape.
The cape.
Normally, he doesn't have the cape because they CGI the cape
right
a lot of the static stuff
he'll wear it
but if he's like
floating about
they'll CGI that cape
that's what I want
I want to see him
static cape
and then he goes to fly
and there's no cape
you want to see
like the green
screened shoulder pads
that he probably wears
but they put the cape in later
so that's pretty good
great
also it came out
Evangeline Lilly
was talking about Ant-Man
and I didn't write this down, so this might be wrong.
That, just saying the reason why Edgar Wright left is his vision for the film was very different.
Because this started way back in like 2006 before the shared universe.
And so that just wasn't really meshing with the MCU.
Right, right, right.
So that's kind of why there was a splitting of ways.
Okay, sure.
Yeah, which, you know, okay.
I understand it, but it is what it is.
Yeah.
Also, Robert Orsi, again, not down here,
he wrote Spider-Man 2 and most of the Transformers
and Star Trek Into Darkness.
Think of a movie where someone has magic blood.
Yep.
Oh, he's got that.
He's written that movie.
Maybe that's his thing, yeah.
Yeah.
He apparently is not directing Star Trek 3 anymore. He dropped out of Power Rangers to do it. Yep. And, he's got that. He's written that movie. Maybe that's his thing, yeah. Yeah. He apparently is not directing Star Trek III anymore.
He dropped out of Power Rangers to do it.
Yep.
And he's out, which I think is good, because he's never directed anything before, and he's
not that great a writer.
I'm sorry, but he's not.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
So, and they think Edgar Wright might be, or they want Edgar Wright.
That's a rumour.
I would say that.
Yeah.
Is that the Simon Pegg connection? Could be probably it's probably that probably that yeah so yeah
that's again that's how holland works yeah that's why mark webb directed amazing spider-man
etc etc so odd yeah suicide squad though oh yes cast a lock 2016 yeah uh a few months after batman
v superman do you want to go through the cast off the top of my head
no I can do it
I'm asking
I can do it
okay right
okay good
that would be better
that would be better
thank you yes
now this is the
first one I'm going to
mention here
this is the one I think
people are most upset about
oh you've ordered them
you've put them in order
no this is just what
came to my head
Will Smith is dead shot
yeah yeah totally
people hate that
or at minimum
people are like
I like Will Smith
but I don't think that this is a good idea.
Right.
Yeah.
Where do you stand on this?
Well, look, it's his most morally ambiguous role since Hancock.
Sure.
A guy who was kind of sort of not into being a hero, but then he was way into being a hero.
What about Seven Pounds where he had the car accident and he killed all these people, so he gave away all his organs and there was jellyfish?
No, it's not, no.
What about the one where he lived in the toilet and he had to sell computers and he solved a Rubik's Cube and his son was in it?
Oh, a toilet computer.
Yes.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Will Smith's toilet computer.
Will Smith's toilet computer.
Yeah.
You know what?
I think it was in a movie in the early 90s where he was like a con man pretending to be Sidney Poitier's son or something.
Is that a dream you had?
It could have been.
Right.
Do you want to hear about other dreams that I've had?
No, please don't.
Isn't that the worst?
People tell you dreams.
Yeah, it really is.
I don't want to get into that.
So what do you think?
Yeah, Will Smith though.
I'm interested to see what he does with it.
Yeah.
I mean, Deadshot wears a mask.
Yeah.
And he's sort of...
He won't though.
I bet he'll just have the eye thing.
I bet sometimes he'll wear it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
That's a good question, actually.
Because some stars will make a concession to that.
Like, not big stars, necessarily, but if the character is always masked, they'll be like,
look, I want to do this for the fans.
I'm not going to...
Yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, like, Carl Urban did it for Dread, but that's not a particularly big property
and he's not a huge star.
No, he's not.
He's a good actor.
He's not a superstar lunatic.
Yeah, he's precisely, yeah.
As far as we can tell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, like, Hugo Weaving did it for...
Vendetta, exactly, yeah.
And whatevs.
Yeah.
Antonio Banderas did it for Mask of Zorro.
I think if we continually tweet Will Smith that Hugo Weaving done it,
then... Just like bait him, just be like, you're not even at Weaving's level. Yeah,
exactly. Even Weaving did it. Yeah. Hashtag even Weaving. But look, obviously you can
see Deadshot without the mask as well, because he doesn't always wear it. Right, sure. And
sometimes he's just got like the eye patchy thing. So, however they do it, whatever.
Tom Hardy as Rick Flagg.
Yep, okay.
Is Rick Flagg a good guy?
Uh, sort.
Like, he's the least bad guy, isn't he?
Um.
Because he's not an incredibly well-known character.
Yep, uh-huh.
But he's generally the leader, right?
That's my understanding.
Yeah, like, he's the sort of the...
Well, there's been more than one Rick Flagg.
Yeah.
I'm assuming it... Well, he's been more than one Rick Flagg. Yeah. I'm assuming it...
Well, he's sort of a guy, I think...
And it's been a long time since I've thought about Rick Flagg at all.
But I think he's a guy who ended up in the Suicide Squad
in, like, unfortunate circumstances kind of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, hang on.
Let me just...
Hang on.
Oh, okay, right, right, right.
Okay.
Like, he's the guy who's not in there because he's, like, on Super Criminal Death Row.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just, like, the leader of the team.
Okay, cool.
So he's the handler.
Yeah, yeah.
But he hasn't been in any other version of the Suicide Squad, I don't think.
Okay.
Like, he wasn't in the cartoon version, I don't think.
Yeah.
He's not in the Arrow version.
No, no.
Or, yeah, are you talking about that recent movie thing?
That version.
Yeah, but also there's a sort of a, in the Justice League Unlimited universe, it's called Task Force X. Yeah, but also there's a sort of in the Justice League
Unlimited universe
it's called Task Force X.
Yeah, yeah.
He's not in that either
I don't think.
There you go.
Margot Robbie
as Harley Quinn.
Yep, as predicted.
Great.
I like that.
People don't necessarily
like this
but I think it's okay.
Jai Courtney
as Captain Boomerang.
Are people objecting
to Jai Courtney
or Captain Boomerang? Well, more the Jai Courtney thing. Look, I know Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang. Are people objecting to Jai Courtney or Captain Boomerang?
Well, more the Jai Courtney thing.
Look, I know Jai Courtney hasn't had the...
Like, people are saying, he's the next bloody Sam Worthington, whatever, whatever.
Which, you know, could be true.
Yeah.
But he's in Spartacus, and he's quite good in Spartacus.
He does look very Tom Hardy.
Yeah.
We've got two Tom Hardy-looking dudes.
Two Tom Hardy-looking dudes.
Yeah.
I think they might have to give him some sort of Errol Flynn, like beard mustache situation
for some reason.
Definitely.
Captain Boomerang doesn't have that, but I think they'll put that on.
Definitely.
And he's got, do you think they'll give him the little, the little weird Air Force cap?
Yes.
I think they'll give him that.
Well, the new, the new one looks quite different.
He's more kind of sleek and whatever.
And he just turned up in Arrow actually.
He did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think that's okay. And he's Australian. So no and whatever and he just turned up in Arrow actually he did yeah yeah yeah but yeah
I think that's okay
and he's Australian
so you know that works
whatever
but I think yeah
his choice of movies
may not be great
but I think
give him a chance
I think he could do
something good
but also
there's a lot of big names here
that you've got to
kind of compete with
and so
we'll see how that goes
you think he's going to get
thrown in the background
yeah
I think there'll be
a sweet boomerang sequence
that'll bring it up to the top.
I think also they'll kill one of them
and it might be him.
I reckon it'll be Enchantress.
Oh yeah, Enchantress.
Yeah, Cara Delvegine.
Yeah, dead.
Never heard of her, she's dead.
So yeah, that's okay, right?
Sure.
Yep.
We still don't know what kind of universe...
You know what's weird is we don't know what kind of universe that... You know what's weird is we don't know
what kind of universe
the DC universe is yet.
No.
Like the movie universe.
Like with Marvel
you know that there's
aliens and there's gods
and there's super technology
and there's super serums
or whatever.
Yeah.
We don't know what DC...
It's been...
This has been going forever.
This thing's been going forever.
We don't know what it is yet.
Like there's...
Superman's an alien.
That's all we got.
Batman's pretty good but we don't... We never know what Batman's like yet. No, we don't. what it is yet like there's superman's an alien that's all we got batman's pretty good
but we don't we never know what batman's like yet no we don't like is he the batman with the ufo in
the cave yeah exactly when the dinosaur yeah and the giant coin does he have all them stuff does he
yeah we don't know right in if you know enchantress do we know if she's is she actually magic is she
actually magic we don't know yeah good right. Write in, creators of this film.
Tell us what the fuck is going on.
Tell us all the secrets.
And we'll take them, we'll hold on to them forever.
We will, forever.
And then we can finally have an exclusive.
Yeah, that'd be nice, wouldn't it?
Or send us some prop boomerangs.
Please.
That's all I want.
They're not coming back though, am I right?
Mm-hmm.
I know it's yours, but...
No, that's fine.
That's fine.
Look, I think what we should do
anytime either of us has a real sweet call,
in our opinion,
we put that out.
That won't get old to anyone.
No.
Not for me, certainly.
All right.
So, also, of course, Jared Leto.
Oh, sorry.
Jared Leto. Jared Leto leto yeah gerard leto yeah
as the joker yeah okay i think he's a good choice i like that a lot yeah is he gonna be in the
suicide squad pro i don't think so yeah if he is i think he'd double cross or something totally
or he'd just flip out and he's got his own agenda or whatever yeah totally yeah because you can't
we've said this before you can't make the joker do anything okay so that if the joke is not in
the suicide squad that doesn't leave a lot of characters no to kill no well we got dead shot
tom hardy i know dead shot rick flag harley quinn jai courtney captain boomerang enchant that's six
i reckon there'll be a couple more.
I reckon we might see a couple of backup characters who are killed immediately.
Yeah, well, that's what happens in the cartoon, isn't it?
Yeah, we lose KGB straight away.
Exactly.
Bomb in the head. Bang.
Yeah, so that's pretty cool.
Maybe they're going up against the Joker.
Maybe that's interesting.
People are saying as well,
will a Joker work in a movie without Batman?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm amazed that so many Batman movies have worked without the Joker.
If anything.
Come on.
Yeah.
I think the strength of this is as well, DC have always put a big focus on their villains.
Yep.
If you notice that.
Especially in the Batman movies.
Yes.
They're always about the villains.
Yes.
In every Batman movie.
And why not play to that strength and make something like
this i think it's a really smart move and especially because people love a ragtag team
i love by the way this has killed sinister six i reckon really i definitely how do you how do you
get a cast better than this in a spider-man universe that nobody cares about that's very
true actually yeah i mean they've got Jamie Foxx, but who else?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
And he's not interesting in that film.
They've got Jamie Foxx and they've got Dane DeHaan.
And nothing against that guy.
And they've got, what's his face as the runner?
Paul Giamatti.
Oh, yeah.
But even then...
But he's not on a super villain team.
No, and I love Paul Giamatti.
I like all those guys, but it's not in the same league.
No, not at all. Yeah. So, there was all Paul Giamatti. I like all those guys, but it's not in the same league. No, not at all.
So there was all that Sony stuff leaked, all the movies and stuff,
and there was some memos leaked.
And one just says, Sinister Six ain't going to be good.
Sorry.
Let's put it out anyway.
If it's real, it's things like,
why are we spending all our money on Adam Sandler movies
that panned to the lowest common denominator? I'm parap paraphrasing it this is off the top of my head
people are making new franchises like hunger games and whatever and new properties and we
keep rehashing spider-man movies that don't make us any money it's just a whole lot of stuff like
that so that they're probably aware that that sounds like see if that's real yeah that to me
sounds like wishful thinking on behalf of fans yeah like
or just movie fans
who are sick of seeing
Spider-Man reboots
and whatever
yeah
that does
you know
you know when
you know
every once in a while
there's a
there's a
a story is leaked about
oh
Marvel are gonna
buy back Spider-Man
from some
whatever you know
that's just wishful thinking
more April Fool's joke
this sounds like that
like
okay fair enough
but a lot of movies
did get leaked
yeah yeah
I think they leaked Annie
oh great
and there's some other stuff
I can't remember
is that a gritty reboot
big time
great
yeah Jamie Foxx is in it so
nice
Daddy Warbucks
that's it
so
yeah also Oprah
may be playing Amanda Waller.
Waller, okay, yeah.
I think that's great.
She's good at yelling, certainly.
Isn't she?
Yeah.
Oprah's actually pretty good.
Actor, female actor.
I've never seen her in anything, but she's been in some stuff.
She's in the Oprah Winfrey show.
Have you seen that?
I've not seen that.
Really?
No, I've never.
She's in that Tom Cruise interview.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Where he attacks her with lightning bolts.
Yeah, I've seen that, yeah.
Look that up. Tom Cruise, lightning bolts, bolts yeah I've seen that look that up Tom Cruise
lightning bolts
Oprah
I've seen her release
bees onto her audience
look all I've seen
is a series of animated gifs
that have been doctored
with photoshop
so I don't know
what she's like
but she's been in
well regarded stuff
she has yeah
I can't think of anything
but nothing kind of
nothing like this
just kind of like
you kind of
how to make an American quilt
kind of film
yeah exactly
yeah but this is the way the world's gone it's all comic book properties now do you think Nothing like this. Just kind of like, you're kind of how to make an American quilt. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
But this is the way the world's gone.
It's all comic book properties now.
Do you think Oprah's going to take people out of this film?
Oh yeah, that'd be great.
Like explode heads.
No, I meant the audience.
Oh, you know what?
Possible.
Yeah.
Like people are going to be like,
oh, it's Oprah.
But at the same time,
I think you get Oprah,
I think you open up a whole new demographic there
for people coming to see this
sure middle aged women
yeah exactly
bringing their children
to the suicide squad
but yes but
it's smart
like it's
you know
people say family friendly
Will Smith
you've got
you know you've got
the return of the Joker
you've got bloody
Oprah Winfrey
yep
this is
nearly bulletproof
you've got a man
you've got a man decapitating people with boomerangs.
Yep.
Good.
I just think this is pretty, I mean, it still might be terrible.
You've got incredible draw card Rick Flay.
Yeah.
I just, oh yeah, Tom Hardy's second DC role as well.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I'm not saying it's going to be, it's bulletproof as you can get it.
Yeah, I guess so.
I'm just saying, you know, at this point.
So there you go.
And the director of Fury. I'm going to say
something controversial about Will Smith though.
Are you okay with this? I guess so, yeah.
He's got dumb kids. Yes, he does.
Dumb wiener kids. I think
out of the two Men in Black
films, I think the rap from
the second movie is better than the first. Black
suits coming. Yes. Is better than Men in Black.
Yes. Wow.
Do you disagree?
Look, I can't because I can't really remember how either of them go but go everybody listen to both okay sure and i think
it's only people remember the first one more finally because it was the first one but the
second one is better okay sure that's what i think all right you've said something very controversial
hope to make that into one of your little videos and then we'll get the hits.
Definitely not.
Okay, I got a letter here from Joel.
Hey guys, and sometimes a dog.
Dog's not here.
Dog's not here.
I saw the Suicide Squad announcement
and my reaction was, eh, I don't care.
That's what it's been for all the announcements
made by Marvel and DC lately.
However, you guys stayed excited
through all these announcements.
Maybe I've turned into grumpy old
Gramps Harrison Ford.
I don't know.
How do we stay so excited?
Is it the drugs?
It is the drugs.
I was just going to say the drugs, actually.
I don't know.
I think it's...
And the sweet release of endorphins
whenever my zinger theme tune is played.
Sure.
Whenever I do a zinger now,
I'm like, oh, I can't wait
because I'm going to hear
what that thing is.
I think it's a good time for comic book movies um in general and uh you know this is
probably this is we i mean this will go down we're talking about this won't last forever right
the bubble's gonna burst bubble will burst eventually and maybe this will be the movie to
do it sure but i don't know i think it's it's there's never been a time like this when they've
putting so much effort and money
and casting and throwing good directors
and everything into this
and there probably won't be for a very long time
after this bubble bursts.
So just revel in it, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Soak it in.
Sure.
You're getting Captain Boomerang.
Roll around in it.
It's interesting that they
they're rehashing the characters
in the TV series.
Yes.
Like we're getting...
Sea Rise.
Yeah, we're getting another Captain Boomerang.
We're getting another Deadshot.
Yeah.
That's weird, right?
Yeah, it is.
Are they test running...
I feel like they might be.
Are they test running the movie characters with the TV characters or something?
You know what?
They might be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like this is why DC isn't as successful in this arena.
Yeah.
Because they're...
They're not as bold.
And they're not putting these universes together.
Yeah.
Well.
Oh, well.
What do I know?
Yeah, exactly, Mason.
Oh.
Oh, is there a sad audio sting?
No.
When I get something wrong?
Guy who sent that in, delightful, thank you.
Could you send a sad version of that?
When I get something wrong.
Whenever I'm proven wrong,
if I've made a claim and it turns out I'm wrong,
just...
Also, this is from Joel Steele.
If you guys want to hear celebrity stories,
I rode on a Ferris wheel with Mel Gibson a while ago.
Official dick butt of the podcast.
There you go.
I want to know how that happened.
Yeah, and were you...
At gunpoint. Yep, certainly. Did he have you have you hang on which one's the ferris wheel that's the one that goes
yes it's a big i was thinking of america around it's a same shut up look i'm not good with words
no okay so ferris it's actually the same thing no merry-go-round is okay fair point you're right
how dare you ferris wheel is the standy upuppy merry-go-round. Yeah, the standy-uppy one, right.
Like our famous Melbourne Star, the one that melted after two days.
And then fused to a complete halt.
And they're like, we've built the fourth biggest Ferris wheel in the world.
Who cares?
Yeah, and then there was a heat wave and it was destroyed.
And it rolled into the ocean.
So anyway, you're on a Ferris wheel with Mel Gibson.
Were you in the same carriage as Mel Gibson?
That is the question.
Yes.
He was. I don't know. That's what I'm asking. Yes, Mel Gibson? That is the question. Yes. He was.
I don't know.
That's what I'm asking.
Yes, tell us.
That would be nice.
Tell us, Joel.
Alright.
Did he wait until the top
before he started
anti-Semitic ranting?
Or did he start immediately?
Like, they closed
the little gate on the side
and he's like,
I'll tell you one thing
and you're like,
oh no, Mel Gibson.
There's going to be
a lot of revolutions on this.
Oh no.
Lord of the Rings trilogy, though, Mason.
Oh, yes.
Let's talk about that.
Okay.
Because we said we would.
Oh, yeah.
We're already nearly 45 minutes in.
My God.
Is that good or bad?
Well, that's all news.
I think that's the longest we've ever newsed.
Love news, though.
Yeah.
Good week for news.
Great week for news.
Yeah.
This podcast could just be just news some weeks
we could do a news and mailbag week
alright let's just wrap it up here then
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yeah you're right
we should
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So, The Hobbit's coming out.
Obviously not as good movies, even though you haven't seen them.
I haven't seen them.
Take any word for it.
Maybe you're wrong, though.
No, I'm not.
We will do a Hobbit episode.
I want to see them all.
And then we'll do a Hobbit thing.
Okay.
Even if it's just a once-off kind of thing that's just about The Hobbit.
Because you have to go and see them. I sure do's gonna be i look forward to that but look the lord of
the rings i'm gonna live tweet you as i watch the hobbit it's gonna be great for you so when they
came out what were they 2001 2002 2003 shot back to back peter jackson revolutionized filmmaking
made everybody think that you could shoot things back-to-back
and it would work.
Heads up, most of the time it doesn't work.
Give me some examples of when it doesn't work.
Pirates.
Oh, yep, didn't work.
I think they shot Back to the Future 2 and 3 back-to-back,
so that's good.
Yeah.
Let's find some other examples.
The Avatar movies, that'll be an example of that.
Okay.
When those come out.
All right.
I'm ready to play you sad, the sad trumpet sting when you're proven wrong there's the um these are the movies
though at the time there weren't a lot of good comic book movies kind of coming out there was
your spider-man and there was your x-men and that was pretty much it and i guess daredevil came out
around then but those were like these were like the movies i look forward to the that i used to
look forward to the most oh yeah every year? Because there was nothing else like it.
And they just felt so like kind of big and epic and kind of,
they were just like this remarkable achievement in filmmaking where all the.
You're making big gestures.
I'm making such big gestures.
And it was just, and you know,
the way that like the characters played off each other and the world that
they built and there was a definitive end.
So you knew that it was going to,
it's going to like,
and it was like an event.
But nowadays there's no guarantee there's ever going to be an end to
Tolkien movies.
No.
Again,
they're probably going to split the last one up into three more movies.
Exactly.
So.
Somebody,
I read it.
I was going to say an article,
but I don't think I read the article,
but I read a tweet that apparently it takes less time to read The Hobbit
than it does to watch all the movies
yep I believe that
fantastic
what did you think of that at the time?
you know I did really enjoy it
I think about half way through
The Two Towers
I ran out of steam for those movies
I think the high point in The Two Towers
is when,
you can probably guess,
it's when Gandalf fights the Balrog.
Yeah, that is sweet.
I spoil us all this.
Yeah.
You haven't seen.
Fab, fab, fab, fab, fab, fab.
Also, I've, again,
my Lord of the Rings history is every couple of years
I attempt to read Lord of the Rings.
I'm like, I'll give it a go.
And I go and I buy another copy of it.
Because I don't know why.
I laugh because it's very difficult and not very good.
Correct.
Okay.
Email in people who are going to hate this opinion.
But I've never met anyone who has enjoyed it the first go around.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've met a lot of people that kind of like broke through
right like oh you get to a certain point and then you kind of get it and it clicks in your brain
right and it kind of flows so yeah every every couple years i attempt to read yeah me too but i
have no once i did it once oh my god i actually got halfway through yeah i've talked about this
before the first one and then there was another they went to visit the elves and they're like
let's have a party and then they had a party they went to visit the elves and they're like, let's have a party.
And then they had a party
and they described all the food
and the party
and the music and the fun
and this guy's the son of this guy
and whatever.
And then they're like,
get on your boat,
see you later.
And as they're leaving,
they're like,
come back for another party.
And I'm like,
no,
shut it.
Done.
So you'd never know
if they came back for another party.
No.
Wow.
So yeah,
so that was,
that was it for me.
And that was about time,
the time when the movies came out. And you were like, better off. And I know, yeah. So that was it for me. And that was about the time when the movies came out.
And you were like, better watch it.
Yeah.
Put stuff on nerds.
Throw it on the pile.
And I know purists say that the movies aren't a patch on the books.
But as a...
I get the sense they're different animals.
Exactly.
They are, yeah.
The books are more about building a society.
Yeah.
A boring society. A boring are more about building a society. Yeah, a boring society.
A boring society and building languages.
Yeah.
Because that's what Tolkien was all about.
He was a linguist.
He was a linguist, exactly, yeah.
So it was more about that.
The drive of the narrative was not as important.
No.
Hence the multiple parties and all the singing.
Yes.
And rhyme and riddle.
Oh, jeez.
Whatever.
But, yeah. But, but yeah so go ahead i would like i think
that peter jackson did such a great job of taking what's great about those books like the most
action-packed parts and the kind of the core of the characters i think and he switched a lot of
stuff around and dumped that tom bombardill yeah got his buddy out and just and it kind of compressed
it and this is why the hobbit falls down, because it wasn't compressing, it was...
Expanding.
Expanding.
Yeah.
And just, you know, jammed in the best stuff.
What's Tom Bombadil's deal?
Why could they extract him so completely?
Because he doesn't really...
Does he just show up at the parties?
Yeah, well...
Does he just lead the singing?
Is that his deal?
Yeah.
He helps them a lot at the start,
like when they first kind of start out their journey.
Right.
But they give a lot of his lines, I think, to Treebeard
and a bunch of other characters.
And I don't think he's super integral.
Like, he's a very...
Clearly not.
Yeah.
I mean, especially because they give some of the stuff
that he does to other people.
Right, uh-huh.
I mean, I think maybe he turns up more later,
but I don't think he's a big player further on.
Right. I think he's mostly in it at the start.
Yeah.
I might be wrong on that.
But I had like,
I didn't have it,
my brother has all the extended editions
and I watched all of those.
Sure.
And I really like them.
And I think if you're going to watch them,
that's the way to watch them.
Yeah.
Especially if you've never seen them before.
Or even if you have.
Would you say watch them all in the one go?
Definitely not.
Okay.
I've tried to do that once it's it's impossible yeah uh and even like i think i've watched like all the special features and i never do this as well and all the commentary tracks uh and all of that
oh that's right so the what how you started with this was do i did i look forward to all the
um i did i'm wondering if you go back and
watch Fellowship of the Ring,
how much of that world is
still amazing to you? When was the last time
you watched it? Well, it's funny you should say that.
Oh, is it? Last year, I might have
been here before, there was a symphony and Lord of the
Rings thing that came to Melbourne.
There was a live symphony orchestra and it was
Fellowship of the Ring playing and it was at the Melbourne
Arts. Party, whatever.
Sure.
Fuck art.
I've said that before.
But so I went along and I left an intermission because like I've seen this.
Really?
You left an intermission?
I left an intermission.
Did you get free tickets?
Yeah, it was free.
Yeah.
I didn't tell the person I got it from that I left, but I did.
And it was not because I hated it.
Uh-huh.
I just was like, I've seen this.
I get it.
If I'm going to watch this, I'd rather watch it at home where I can get up and get a drink
and shower in between because it goes for so long and whatever.
So yeah.
And I really liked that movie.
Change of clothes for the changing of the seasons.
That's right.
So yeah, that's an answer to your question.
That part.
Yeah.
How much do you think the live symphony added to the
film i think it actually took away from it interesting because it a lot of the time that
was louder than the actual right okay thing and i think it's a good idea in theory uh-huh but that
score isn't it well i don't know anything about music it's not incredibly complex so it's a lot
of the same stuff kind of right you know over and over again
and I don't really think
it added that much to it
would you have watched it
if it was just
a melodica version
over the top
yes
just one guy
it's still the
Melbourne Arts Centre
and everybody's in like
you know nice clothes
and tuxedos
or whatever
and it's just one guy
in a melodic
with a melodica
and he's like
he's just playing the Jurassic Park theme
over and over again.
Definitely.
Absolutely.
Yes.
But I think they do hold up
because so much of it was done in camera,
a lot of the special effects.
Your golem and whatever
and a lot of your backdrops.
But so much of that stuff is miniatures
and costumes and like orcs because they don't they do cgi orcs
now they don't do a lot of the practical stuff right and that's very noticeable is that because
they have less money no i think because they have more money oh and i think there's but i know i'll
talk about this in a bit there's there's a difficulty to organizing that many or costumes
and makeup and everything and sure you know which you don't need to do if it's CGI.
Well, what they should have done
is they should have gotten the production designers
for Doctor Who to get in there.
Because they're pretty good at getting, like,
two Cybermen costumes and making it look like 100
by just changing the camera angle a lot.
You know?
Sure.
Yeah, yeah.
But, like, Lord of the Rings is a perfect example
of blending CGI and live action in the best possible way.
And so much of that world is fleshed out, even to the extent, you know, King Theoden, he's the king of the horse dudes.
Uh-huh, sure.
I remember I saw on the special features, they put a little engraving on the inside of his chest plate, his armor, which nobody sees.
Right.
But it's some engraving that's, I can't remember what it is, that's particular to that society or whatever.
Right, right.
And even that, like the actor said, that really helps you get into it
because you know that there's that level of detail.
There's even things like chain mail.
They handmade all that chain mail.
Like there was two dudes just doing it for like a year,
just making chain mail.
So it's things like that.
And you notice.
These movies are a labor of love.
Yeah, exactly.
Do you think the Hobbit movies are as much a labor of love?
Definitely not.
Okay.
Definitely not.
And just the fact that you can see in all of these movies, they're gritty, like, looks-wise.
Like, everyone looks like they're kind of sweating, and it's hot, and they're tired, and they're wet, and it's hot, or whatever.
And you see all that.
But you don't really see that in the whole, but it's all kind of very shiny and whatever.
Yeah.
That's why it works.
Now, if we're talking like in the Lord of the Rings films, especially the first one,
when you see like the big backdrops and the what have you.
Like a lot of that is New Zealand. Yes. But there's some CGI over the top of that. and the what have you like a lot of that like a lot of that is New Zealand
yes
but there's some CGI
over the top of that
there is
and sometimes like a
matte painting
how does that hold up
still good
still good
but I think
yeah I think CGI
is at its best
when they do
kind of stuff like that
yeah I would say
that definitely
okay
definitely holds up
so you still get
when you watch it
like with the
symphony orchestra
or whatever
you still get that
same feeling
of like this is a big
this is a big world but the room that I watched in as well it wasn't it's not built as a cinema
it's built as a kind of an auditorium yeah so it's not like watching and it was lighter as well
right okay you know you gotta see the symphony gotta see him man yeah so yeah again nothing
against that but whatever also like an example like this this is from listener uh 62442 listener from the
first she's got a bunch of other stuff oh sure she's written before but that's her name yes
the shire uh for example was for this movie was actually constructed a year before they filming
started they wanted to look more natural and overgrown so they set it up and let it overgrow
only uh landscaping when needed when filming started so it's things like that yeah and they
actually got rid of hobbiton at the end there and moved it.
They put it back in for the Hobbit and now it's there permanently,
which is great because it's a good touristy thing.
Oh, sure.
Like I've been in New Zealand and I didn't do Hobbiton,
but I went through some of the locations where the last Lord of the Rings,
the first Lord of the Rings battle at the end where they're in the forest and
you know, all the Uruk-hai are running through.
The one where Sean Bean is killed. Yeah, Sean Bean is being is killed and it's all like it just looks exactly the same
it's all real but you notice it's real but in the hobbit most of the forests and whatever
it's clearly not and you notice you notice that stuff you know what i mean yeah it just yeah make
it's it's a big difference and i think a lot of it's to do with Peter Jackson getting older and the fact that he didn't really want to do The Hobbit.
Right.
And because Guimero del Toro stepped out and somebody needed to do it
and they probably threw a bunch of money at him.
Yeah, sure.
And he'd want to do it because who else do you give it to?
Who do you trust with it?
Well, I think, and also the first ones nearly killed him.
Yeah, exactly.
They did, yeah.
He lost a lot of weight.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
But again, a labor of love and it shows in killed him. Yeah, exactly. They did, yeah. They lost a lot of weight. I mean, you know. Yeah. But again, a labor of love, and it shows in the...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Do you want to talk about the movies individually?
Just whatever, real quickly?
I guess so.
I don't...
Sure.
Sure.
I'm not, you know, I'm not against it.
I just didn't re-watch these, I'll be honest.
No, neither did I.
I've been catching up on...
Yeah.
I've been catching up on The Flash.
Sure. Yeah, yeah. But the. No, neither did I. I've been catching up on the Flash. Sure.
But the first one, 2001, did it blow your mind?
Or were you like, whatever?
What's the big set piece in that?
Probably the battle at the end.
There's some big statues.
I don't think...
A lot of it's Rivendell.
I wasn't blown away by that first one.
Okay.
That's probably why I prefer...
Yeah, I think I just prefer like the big
the big action set pieces oh really and that first that first battle is the final battle in the first
one yeah it's fine but i want to see if i if i'm seeing watching an epic fantasy thing i want i
want somebody fighting a fire demon but i yeah see that what about that part fire demon that's in the
first one is it that's in the second one yeah, oh, sorry, it chases them through the mines of Moria.
Oh, yes.
And that's pretty sweet.
Yeah, okay.
But I didn't really know, because I'd only read half the book or whatever.
So a lot of this I didn't know.
I didn't know that Gandalf died.
And when he died, I thought he was dead forever.
Oh, sure.
Because that's how it normally works in an arc.
Yeah, exactly.
Until they spoiled it in the trailer for the next movie.
So that was like, there was like really effective moments like that.
And then when Boromir dies at the end, like that's, you know, that's a, they're good moments.
Sure.
Yeah.
But no, I didn't really expect that much going into it and it just completely like blew my
mind.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
And I wish that the Hobbit movies were better, but at the same time, I don't really care.
Is there any sweet CGI set pieces with fighting giant monsters?
In the new one?
Yes.
Yeah, there's like a big dragon.
And the dragon's great.
Oh, yes.
But, you know, whatever.
What happened to all the dragons between the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings?
I think he was one of the last, maybe.
Oh, okay, right.
There's the Nazgul.
They're dragon-ish.
Nah.
They're more kind of snake-looking birds.
But, I don't know, I still think that movie has the best action sequences.
I think when they get bigger,
I think by the time you roll around to the third Lord of the Rings movie...
There's trees walking about.
I think that's the second one.
There's big elephants.
Big elephants, yeah.
That's the third one as well.
I think that action sequence is too big and too CGI'd.
Right. And I prefer that.
There's that last fight in Lord of the Rings where Aragorn fights the bigger Rukai.
And it's just like dudes.
It just looks like two dudes just scrapping, like actually scrapping.
And it's not super well choreographed.
It's got this kind of improvisational thing.
There's a bit where the guy throws a knife
and he deflects
the knife with a sword
and that wasn't
supposed to happen
they kept that in
and the way that he
just like takes his
head off at the end
right
wasn't supposed to happen
Viggo Mortensen
just cut a guy's head off
killed a man
you love a Viggo Mortensen
one on one fight
I do
you love an
Easton Promises
nude knife fight
you love just him
scrapping on the street
and you see it on YouTube
exactly
I love all that what's he been in lately besides the Hobbit films Delglo Dude, knife fight. You love just him scrapping on the street and you see it on YouTube. Exactly.
I love all that.
What's he been in lately besides the Hobbit films?
Delglo.
That was like 2004.
I don't know.
I think he did some movie recently.
He was out here a couple of years ago for like, he was like a German officer.
I reckon unless you are terrible with money, doing the Lord of the Rings films has probably set you for a long time.
For life.
You're done.
You're fine.
But you know what though?
The cast also is really good.
Like, the fellowship itself is good.
And even the stuff, like, they've got, like, an actual dwarf to play, like, Gimli, and
they've got John Rhys-Davies for the close-up stuff.
Oh, interesting.
So they do stuff like that, yeah.
And it's the same with the Hobbits.
They wear, like, little Frodo Baggins masks.
You know what, though?
You know who I don't think is well cast?
I think Elijah Wood is miscast.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah.
I think Martin Freeman, even though he's in worse movies,
a Martin Freeman type guy is a better choice.
Now, Martin Freeman is Bilbo in the Hobbit.
He's Bilbo, yeah.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
I just feel like I can see his kind of American-ness.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Maybe that's just me.
Okay.
Are you just against Elijah Wood generally?
No, he's in Back to the Future 2.
Yeah, he's good in that.
I've no problem with Elijah Wood at all.
Yeah.
But I think you see it a little bit with Sean Astin.
Viggo Mortensen.
Yes.
He's American-ish.
Well, he's also from other places.
I don't know where he's from.
But he's got an American accent, but you don't really...
I just assume he's from a Russian prison prison at all times yeah and like worm tongue you
know the worm tongue guy he's got like the most american accent you'll ever hear but he does like
a dead-on kind of british so much so that the other cast members didn't know that he was american
interesting i just think frodo's i don't think he's at that level i think he's a bit sappy
right and a bit of a downer uh-huh and i think a lot of the frodo stuff on on its own doesn't
work as well yeah than the the other stuff maybe that's what sort of why i'm against like i'm not
against the films but the reason i probably don't go back to them quite regularly is there is that
kind of sappy downer like to him and and Sam, that kind of love story is kind of...
The whole thing is a bit of a downer.
Their interactions, it's all sad and negative.
It's like, you know all the Disney films from back in the day?
It was always like, there's always dead parents
and blah-ba-dee-blah and sadness.
Unrelenting sadness until the end.
Like the Spider-Man films,
there's always unrelenting sadness
until the end when it's kind of okay.
Maybe Elijah Wood would have been
a good Peter Parker
not now
no not now
maybe
he's got the eyes for it
he does
don't even have to put
the Spider-Man eyes on him
no he does
cutouts in the mask
what do you think
about him as
we're talking about Sin City
do you think he's supposed
to be Charlie Brown
like a psychopathic
Charlie Brown
I didn't know that
maybe
sure he's got the jumper
that's all yeah he does good point yep yep definitely yeah good he doesn't even question
me yeah he doesn't even talk in that though but yeah but that movie's great and it's again i don't
really revisit it but it's free it's my favorite and it's it's a near that's probably a near perfect
movie there you go yeah wow well we're not talking about near-perfect movies.
We're talking about Lord of the Rings films.
Two Towers, though.
Yep.
I was actually disappointed with that at the time.
Okay.
Going back, I think it's better.
Because of the Sam and Frodo stuff.
And Gollum is amazing.
Yep.
But I feel like the fact they split the party.
Uh-huh.
Sure.
Right.
So you've got...
Oh, Orlando Bloom also is really good in these but
and then just kind of lost something along the way right but and you got a lot of sam and frodo
kind of sad he's in he's in the hobbit obviously who uh oh yeah he is oh he's only in the first
one he might he's probably in the third one but obviously has he has he been euthyified slightly
because i mean not really immortal not really does he look older in the prequels?
Nah, I don't think so.
Okay, right.
He just looks... Gollum, you're talking about.
No, I'm talking about...
What's his face?
Legolas.
Oh, no.
Yeah, sorry.
He looks older.
You can see it in his face.
Huh.
Like, he's got kind of a puffier kind of face.
Right.
You know, as you get older.
Happens.
Yeah, sure.
But, like, his dad in that is younger than him in real life.
It's the
it's the lee pace right sure and the accuser yeah uh yeah and he's also he's not supposed to be
there you look at him and you're like what are you doing here like it doesn't it doesn't really
work huh yeah because that dude's like 36 now maybe so it's a big you know it's he's not as
kind of elven as he as he was but they do kind of euthyphize him he looks like he's not as kind of elven as he once was but they do kind of
euthify him
it looks like he's got
a soft focus on him
oh sure yeah
yeah
the second one though
yeah and the stuff
with the tree
right
the big boring tree
I know people like the tree
but I don't like that tree
that tree's boring
I love trees
it's not true
and also
it suffers from being
the middle of a trilogy
sure
uh huh like Empire Strikes Back does haha proven you wrong Zinger And also, it suffers from being the middle of a trilogy. Sure, uh-huh.
Like Empire Strikes Back does.
Ha-ha, proven you wrong, zinger.
Zinger sound effect.
I got you, idiot.
There we go.
Prove you wrong.
You did.
But the Helm's Deep stuff is amazing.
Yep.
The opening, like you said.
I feel like this is just me telling you
why Lord of the Rings is amazing.
Yeah, I was not prepared for this at all.
But it's good.
Drops the bloody lightning bolt on it.
Sure, yeah, exactly.
Jumps off a mountain.
Yeah, it's bloody awesome, mate.
It's really good.
And then it's nice to see him come back.
You know what I mean?
Gandalf comes back and stuff.
I guess that's okay.
That's pretty good.
All the horse stuff is great.
At the time, do you think, when the books came out, did people like, You know what I mean? Gandalf comes back and stuff. I guess that's okay. That's pretty good. All the horse stuff is great.
At the time, do you think when the books came out,
do you think people were like,
why's Gandalf come back?
Like, he definitely died.
No, I think people accepted it.
Interesting.
People were like, whatever.
Sort of breaks the narrative, doesn't it?
It does, yeah.
Like, because... Well, no one else comes back.
Well, if we associate it with like,
you know, a kind of a pop-cultury comic book kind of universe.
Yeah.
Or any kind of narrative, really.
Sure.
You can't have somebody really die and then come back.
Doesn't work.
Does Gennep really die?
Yeah, he does.
He's a spirit being.
Yeah, he's not a man.
He looks like an old man, but he's not.
He's fit and magic.
Has it ever alluded to that he isn't human? Not really. He just dies as an old wizard and he's not like he's fit and is he ever it is it ever alluded to that he isn't human
not really he just dies as an old wizard yeah he comes back he just says by the way i'm a spirit
being yeah heads up yeah yeah surprise you know yeah from that point forward is he ever in any
danger yeah there's a bit in the third one there's a bit that was cut out the extended bit where he
fights a nazgul uh-huh and it kind of messes him up. Right.
And they cut that out of the final one.
But yeah, with Christopher... In many ways, he's the Neo of this trilogy.
He is.
Right?
He has the acting skills of Keanu Reeves.
That's right.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, I guess...
Do you reckon it breaks the narrative a little bit?
He's the only guy that comes back, though.
I guess.
But if one guy can come back... If there's magic enough in the world for one guy to come back, there's magic enough guy that comes back, though. I guess. But if one guy can come back.
If there's magic enough in the world for one guy to come back,
there's magic enough to bring everybody back.
Like you said, though, Mason, spirit bang.
Spirit bang, you're right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Does he be... He takes more of a background role, though?
In the second one, he does.
Yeah, yeah.
Because he kind of goes off to find some help.
I'll forgive you, incredibly popular story from...
It's loved by millions i forgive you this
time like and you know what the helms deep stuff is amazing and that's probably the best big
battle sequence in all these movies because a lot of that was helms deep they made as a miniature
oh yes and they you know and they use this pro and they did they did a lot of night shoots
in the rain and the wet and that went for months and months.
And the Uruk-hai costumes, they'd put them on every night and they'd be still wet from the night before
and then they'd do the best they could to dry them out.
And then they'd put them back on.
Hair ties.
Yeah, so everyone's wearing these kind of damp, cold costumes.
Yeah, trench foot.
Yeah, exactly.
It'd be like actually fighting in World War I.
Yeah.
So, like, and you notice that, like, that battle is, like, muddy and not pleasant.
I guess the difference between these movies and the Hobbit movies is maybe the lessons learned have made them worse films in that...
Okay, sure, yeah.
Okay, well, you know, maybe...
Because I guess when you do do that it's sort of done
on the fly where they're like we build the costumes and put them out we'll film the thing
oh they're wet well you know yeah we don't have the money to do it to drive you know to take a
couple of days off we have to do it again yeah and i would imagine with the hobbits the print you
know the producers or the the studio were like well that's an occupational health and safety
yeah you nearly killed you nearly killed everybody. You nearly killed everybody.
We're not doing that again.
We're CGI-ing all the auctions point forward.
And so...
We can just shoot it in the day in the studio.
Yeah, yeah.
And then add CGI rain or whatever we're going to do.
And so, to fix those problems, worse film.
Yeah, sure.
That's a really good point.
Don't risk...
From adversity comes something.
Correct.
Yes.
What we're saying is, better films risk some people's lives.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Look, I understand, though, why Peter Jackson would do it this way now.
Why would you put yourself through that again?
No, you wouldn't exactly.
You wouldn't.
It's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
But like you said, yeah.
Do you think they should have got some other hot shot young director?
Like us.
Yeah, like us.
We could have done it.
We'll put all kinds of people's lives in danger.
Hey, I've got a good idea.
With the Zork costume, we'll dry them out by setting you on fire. We'll have Legolas shoot some
fire arrows at you. Just run around on fire. That'll dry you out. Yeah. Yeah.
Return of the King, though, the last and longest.
Oh, yes.
This is where I feel like it tips over into Hobbit-ness. You know the same way that Return
of the Jedi, you get a touch of the crazy kind of George Lucas in it
with the Ewoks and whatever.
You know, it gets a bit kind of prequel-y,
just a little bit.
It's where they were like, look,
it's where they tip over from,
we need, this is a vehicle to sell action figures.
Yeah, sure.
So we need some Ewoks, we need some whatever.
Yeah, and I feel like the way that that action that that battle sequence at the end is mostly CGI.
And it's great.
It's still really good.
It's very impressive.
And a lot of it's still practical because they do a lot of the fighting in the real...
Are you saying that Peter Jackson succumbed to madness in this film?
No, I think by escalating it, which the books do escalate probably.
Right.
Who knows?
No one does. No one's ever finished him. Right. Who knows? No one does.
No one's ever finished him.
Surprise.
No one's ever actually finished
The Return of the King.
I think it takes away
from the kind of smaller scale kind of story.
Right, okay.
Yeah.
And the fact that it's got like 10 different endings
that go forever.
But that's not,
like there are more endings in the book.
Like there's a whole bit where,
because the army still exists and they invade the Shire
and then they beat them back.
And there's a whole bunch of other stuff that happens.
The book ends, I think...
There's a speeder chase through the forest.
There's a speeder chase through the forest.
They have to destroy that deflector shield generator,
which is on the planet for some reason.
That's right.
The book ends...
They defeat Sauron two-thirds of the way through or something.
And then it's mostly just wrap up.
Oh, good.
So that's pretty great.
But there's some, look, it's still a really good movie.
And like the spider bit, remember the spider?
Yep, uh-huh.
I thought he actually killed Frodo for a second.
I thought Sam's going to be the one to finish this.
And Sam kind of does.
That's where as well I like this character Sam the most because he steps up.
Right, okay.
In the last one.
He's kind of, you know, and because the Goll betrayal comes through and then sam has to pick up the slack there's also a bit at
the end where aragon fights a troll at the gates of oh yes the thing and initially that was they
just cgi'd over it they were just going to make him fight like a physical manifestation of sauron
yeah and they ended up changing that to to a troll because he can't apparently do that without
the ring.
And when he gets the ring, he's invincible unless you can just get near him and cut his
hand off or whatever.
Hang on.
So you can't defeat Sauron?
If he gets the ring, that's like he's unstoppable.
Sauron is.
Even though he has had it.
And was defeated.
And was defeated.
Yeah.
So make of that what you will.
Yep.
And then the eagles show up.
And that's pretty good.
Yes.
Nice.
America.
America.
Coming through again.
Yeah.
So, but you weren't on board at that point.
No.
Yeah.
That's fair enough.
I can understand that.
I think they're good.
The order that they come in are as good as they are.
Right. And I think they're all they come in are as good as they are. Right.
And I think they're all great.
And what an amazing achievement.
The fact that he pulled off three pretty much tonally was the same,
but it just flows.
It's one big story.
Yeah, okay.
You're absolutely right there, yeah.
No one has done it before and no one will do it, I'd say,
until James Cameron's Avatar sequels.
Yeah, definitely.
I think that actually
that physical the physical manifestation of sauron from the first or the second what in the flashback
yeah that that is that's very effective like yeah that that is a great yeah that is a great look for
that he's just swiping guys aside yeah he's just this terrifying unstoppable monster yeah i thought
that was very good yeah do we ever see Sauron as in a more human form?
Or is that...
No.
You know what?
You do in The Hobbit a little bit.
Okay, right.
Yeah.
He's just a cool dude.
Yeah, he's just hanging out with Tom Bombadil.
Nice.
Absolutely.
That explains a lot.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
No, not as much.
You kind of...
You sort of see him...
Because I would like to...
Weirdly, I would like to see the origin of that character.
Okay, well...
Like a Sauron untold. Getke evans in i know he was like he shows up in modern day earth
just chilling just chilling at a cafe in france or whatever and he's got the he's he's 10 feet
tall and he's got the black armor on and the giant sword the game begins yeah exactly yeah
yeah i think he was an elvish kind of dude.
Oh, yep.
Because I know when Aragorn, in this deleted scene, because I've seen it,
when he first sees him, he sees him as this pure being of light and beauty or whatever,
which he was before he was corrupted.
So he was kind of like a...
Is he the same race as Gandalf?
No, I think...
You know what?
He might be, but I think he might even be elvish.
I don't...
I'm throwing these questions at you. I don't know. and i know people know this and are screaming at me but i
don't i don't know i'm not an expert on the law by any stretch but i've seen those movies i would
really like to see maybe a youtube video that's an hour and whatever long yeah and it's just someone
listening to our podcast and shouting at all the things we get wrong because there's got to be somebody who knows like that everybody knows more than us about out there yeah who is just
they know everything that we've gotten wrong and they're just what just yelling i'll watch that
i watch that too yeah put on band camp please so that's pretty great yeah yeah but they're great
movies and i would highly recommend them if you haven't seen them.
I mean, we have just spoiled them all completely.
Sure.
But, yeah, I don't know.
If you've gone in and out of this podcast,
you had thought about watching The Lord of the Rings,
and you may be doing your ironing or something,
and you've just gone in and out,
haven't really paid attention to all the things we just spoiled,
and then you just listen to that recommendation there,
check them out. check them bloody out mate
yeah
but yeah
they're just an amazing achievement
and you know
it's good that he won
best film or whatever
but I think he won
best film
he won it for
The Return of the King
but I think he made it
I think he won it
for the wrong one
I think they were kind of like
you know what
you've done pretty good work
yeah it's lifetime achievement
yeah exactly
it's trilogy achievement
exactly
yeah
that's why the Wachowskis brothers won it for Matrix Revolution.
That's why they won it again for Speed Racer.
That's why they're going to win it again for Jupiter Ascending.
You got some knowledge up there.
That was good stuff.
Jupiter Ascending.
Is that going to come out?
I'll watch that.
February.
Doesn't bode well, does it?
Nope.
All right.
Well, I think, look, we'll probably come back to Lord of the Rings at some point.
Great. We'll come back to The Hobbit, won't we? Uh-huh. And I'll talk about why, does it? Nope. All right. Well, I think, look, we'll probably come back to Lord of the Rings at some point. Great.
We'll come back to The Hobbit, won't we?
Uh-huh.
And I'll talk about why I hate it.
Fantastic.
I don't even hate it.
But you know what the difference is as well?
I've seen the Lord of the Rings movies multiple times.
Not lately.
Uh-huh.
And I've watched the extended.
I've seen both of those Hobbit movies once.
And I have no inclination to go back.
Right.
Okay.
And there's extended versions for some reason
and I will never go back to them
just like our video game series
never go back
which we should do another one
I've got some time next week
let's do it before Christmas or whatever
or just after
so anything else?
that's me talking about Lord of the Rings while Mason listens
pretty good
I'm like one of you listeners, just listening away.
Voicing all your concerns.
Like, who was that guy?
Yes.
Why is that guy grey and then he's white?
What's happening there?
What is happening there?
Yeah.
Well, he took on Sauron's, Saruman's role.
That's confusing as well, isn't it?
Why are they so similar in names?
Well, if we knew anything about linguistics, we'd probably know.
It's probably a reason.
I'm sure there is.
Someone email in.
Yeah.
It's probably the same root word or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Do you like David Wenham's character in it?
Yeah.
That's my impression of David Wenham.
He's no David Wenham's character in 300.
Certainly isn't.
Which word should it be?
Actually, that's the same.
The same.
The same character.
And I mean, like, his Lord of the Rings character is pretty much the same.
Yeah, I guess.
But with better abs.
Yeah, you're right.
Anyway.
This is from, before we get to what we read in.
Oh, yes.
I've got something leading up to that.
I'm ready.
This is from Brandon.
Oh, yes.
Do you remember Brandon?
I remember Brandon.
Hello, Brandon.
Thank you for listening, Brandon. So last week you remember his uh his kids started
seeing the red hot comic book movie news theme yep and he thought it was hilarious and his kids
thought it was hilarious his wife did not think it was hilarious my goodness we're sorry mrs brandon
for doing that to your kids madame brandon uh when listening to your show in the car with my son
recurring theme we came up like we came
upon the bit where you read my letter about him and his brother singing the opening theme my son
freaked out and now thinks i'm famous i've tried to explain that i'm not and he refuses to believe
me i pointed out that i'm sure a ton of people emailed you and that anyone could if they were
so inclined and i just happened to get picked he immediately perked up and asked if he could
send you a video
of him singing the jingle for What We Reading.
His mother has forbidden him to sing the other one.
Right, fair enough.
In the hopes that you could play it and he could be famous too.
Please see attached.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes.
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Thanks, Ethan.
Great stuff.
Thank you, Brandon.
Ethan, your daddy's famous.
He's famous in Australia.
There's billboards.
He has his own fragrance.
Yes.
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It's called Brandon for men.
Oh, de Brandon.
With all that said, I'd love to have him named the official fame monger of the podcast.
Absolutely.
Done.
Yep.
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P.S.
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Well done.
Oh, we have ruined this family.
P.P.S.
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Thank you, guys.
Pretty great.
Love all of that.
Yes.
So there we go.
All right.
Well, now let's play the What You Reading theme.
Oh, yeah.
Our official What You Reading theme.
Before we get to that, though, I've just got to quickly know the Lord of the Rings thing.
This is from Dylan S.
I meant to put this in before.
First, I'd like to say I'm incredibly excited for doing a Lord of the Rings slash Hobbit set of episodes.
Us too.
Yeah.
I'm really looking forward to doing it.
I'd like to.
Sorry, I tuned out for about an hour.
What are we doing?
I would like to offer my immense knowledge of Middle-Earth universe in your capable hands.
I have some questions you might consider for the Lord of the Rings themed episodes.
I'm ready.
What do you think are some of the original casting choices?
So I meant to bring this up earlier.
Thumbs down.
No, they're fine.
Sean Connery as Gandalf.
No.
Is that one of the ones he turned out because he didn't understand?
Yes.
Great.
Nick Cage as Aragorn.
I didn't know that one.
But I know that, what's his name?
The guy from Queen of the Damned, Stuart Townsend, was cast.
They started and then they kicked him.
Right.
Because they're like, he's no good.
Bad and bad.
Yeah.
Both of those are bad.
I agree. And also there are bad. I agree.
And also, they're...
We know what Nicolas Cage looks like with long hair.
We saw the one where he was a witch.
Yep, and we saw Con Air.
And we saw Con Air.
Sorry, his hair blowing in the wind in Con Air.
Yeah, no, I don't like that at all.
Yeah.
Don't like...
And those would take you out of the movie, I think, definitely.
Yeah.
You'd go, oh, it's Nicolas Cage, chewing scenery.
Exactly.
It's Sean Connery
not understanding
why he's there
yes exactly
you need an
Ian McKellen
you need a
Viggo Mortensen
that's right
exactly
also what do you
think of the
effects at the
time
pretty good
yeah at no
point am I like
no that's
that's not
gonna work
yeah
and the
score
I can't
remember
it
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I can't remember it.
Oh, yeah.
Seems a bit much.
Okay.
I think it's pretty good.
Okay, fine.
You know what it's time for now, Mason?
What's it time for?
What we reading?
What we gotta read.
What we reading today? Oh, brilliant. Great. Thank you, Ethan. Yeah, what are we reading today?
Ah, brilliant.
Great.
Thank you, Ethan.
Yeah, what are you reading?
What I've been reading is Original Sin, which is the Marvel crossover.
Oh, yeah.
It's been done for a couple of months, but I'm finally catching up on a whole bunch of stuff.
So it's essentially a murder mystery.
It's a Who Killed the Watcher murder mystery.
Who did it?
I'm not going to spoil it.
I'm going to read it.
Just wink. I didn't get anything from that. that no it's silly for you to ask really okay it's very solid and
it's kind of it it involves a lot of characters it involves a lot of uh unlikely team-ups like
you get a doctor strange and the punisher team up oh that's my other things uh and you get it
goes to a lot of weird goes to a lot of weird destinations,
a lot of weird places.
It's super fun.
And it's sort of...
You know how there's this sort...
There's kind of a gap in the Marvel Universe?
Like, there's the 1940s.
Yeah.
Captain America and Sub-Mariner and etc.
Yep.
And then there's the modern era.
Yes.
And then, like, that middle bit keeps expanding.
Yep, yep. Kind of thing. Well, they've filled in some of the blanks of that which i think is really
fascinating like i'm kind of like you know you know what happened with earth and you know alien
civilizations and blah blah in that in that in those intervening decades great so real good okay
how many issues uh four no there's like i want to say there's like there's something like that and there's a whole bunch there's like there's like... I want to say there's like... Ten. Something like that.
And there's a whole bunch.
There's like eight or ten.
I think there's eight, which you can read on their own.
Yeah.
And there's a whole bunch of spin-offs.
Oh, okay.
There's one Spider-Man.
One of them is Spider-Man, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
All right, cool.
There's an Iron Man versus Hulk.
Oh, that's sweet.
Which is pretty good, yeah.
Anyway, it's real good, so check that out.
Art's great.
It's all good.
All right, cool. Well, I will check that out art's great it's all good all right cool well i will check that out yep this is from quad okay would love if you two
talked a bit i've been working on my reading can you tell i can tell you talked a little bit about
the flash versus arrow episode even just for a bit okay haven't seen it i saw it fuck you yeah
i don't have time yeah um we're gonna do a flash wrap-up, kind of, of our wrap-up, but do you want to quickly
talk about it now?
Yeah, okay.
Well, it's your classic scenario where one of them, and I'm not going to say who, is
mind-controlled, and so they have to fight.
Okay.
I'm not going to say.
Okay.
It's the Flash, though, isn't it?
Yeah, it's the Flash.
Yeah.
Because he's a young, you know, he's the young hotshot. Okay. Uh, and the, the, uh, it's the Flash though, isn't it? Yeah, it's the Flash. Yeah. Cause he's a young,
you know,
he's the,
he's the young,
you know,
hotshot.
Yeah.
And also,
he thinks he's the best.
The Flash could just take out
a mind-controlled Arrow,
I'd imagine,
pretty quickly.
Yeah,
he wouldn't have the,
although,
mind-controlled Hawkeye.
Oh yeah,
good point.
Uh,
I think it's a solid fight.
I think it's,
I think it's a good,
like the,
the fight,
cause we know,
they know we love versus. Yeah. Oh yeah. I think it's a, it's a good balance the fight because we know they know we love versus yeah oh yeah i
think it's a it's a good balance like they get the characters right like the arrow isn't suddenly
incompetent yeah and flash isn't you know somehow you know arrow isn't somehow incompetent or
somehow vulnerable or what have you. Flash isn't.
You know,
the character,
the narrative,
it's consistent
with both the characters
as presented in the show.
Yeah, okay.
It's a good solid fight.
Okay, cool.
I mean,
at no point does
the Flash run around the world
and punch Arrow's head off,
which is probably
what would have happened,
but, you know...
He's not that level yet,
though, is he?
Yeah, he's got that,
he's got a certain level
of experience
where this is still a
fair fight
yeah
okay cool
it's a good
fight
so it's well
worth watching
obviously
yes and there's
a good build up
in the episode
which one do you
watch first the
Arrow episode or
the Flash episode
because I know
they
you watch Arrow
first and then
Flash
okay
but there's not
really
there's not really
anything to the
Arrow episode
like it just
shows up in
Starlink City they solve a crime Starlink City for a little bit.
They solve a crime?
They hang out for a little bit.
And then the actual...
All the meat and the action is in the Flash episode.
Okay, great.
Which I guess makes sense, because they want the carryover
from the Arrow audiences.
Yeah, that's the smaller show at the moment.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it's like...
It's sort of a build-up.
Like, there's some callbacks from earlier in the episode
that end up in the fight
and it's
oh great
cool
it's a good episode
any kryptonite
there's no kryptonite
really
yeah I know
okay
yeah
I actually just finished up
the walking dead this week
we should do a proper
walking dead episode
actually I should say
in that episode
the way that
Flash gets mind controlled
it's a little bit
it's a little bit contrived
okay
like it's there's a guy who can control
minds control minds with like he he sort of his eyes glow red and if you see them you get mind
control and you become incredibly you don't get mind control strictly speaking become filled with
rage oh and like it's quite obvious that that's what he does.
Yeah.
And Flash goes after him anyway.
And then he gets rage-filled.
And you're like, why would you?
Idiot.
Yeah, why are you an idiot?
It's like when he fought that guy who was a gas
and he kept running into the gas.
Correct, yes.
So he's still kind of on that level.
Or when he fought multiple men
and he kept letting himself be punched.
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
Was it multiple men?
It was multiplex.
Multiplex, oh yeah.
The living theatre. Clonio. Clonio, that's right. Was it Multiple Man? It was Multiplex. Multiplex, oh yeah. The Living Theatre.
Clonio.
Clonio, yeah, exactly.
I finished up Walking Dead mid-season break.
It started so strong and the ending wasn't bad.
But there's so much faffing about in that show.
It should be better.
And it was a good finale.
And I'm not going to spoil it.
You haven't seen it.
Some people may not have seen it.
But the whole purpose of this season has been to do this particular thing.
Right.
And then it was just kind of like, well, that's nothing now.
You've just nullified the point of this.
Hmm.
And I know that I feel like they're trying to do...
And I thought this would happen.
Because Game of Thrones will kill someone for whatever reason at any point.
And you've got that fear hanging over it.
A lot of shows are now trying to do that.
Right, okay.
Being like, this is the main character.
This is what you think is going to happen.
And then they twist it.
But Walking Dead isn't a good enough show to pull this off.
Right, okay.
And there are good moments in it.
But there's just a lot of the same stuff.
And there's always like zombies walking towards them.
And then four of them go and they just quickly stab them in the stuff. And there's always zombies walking towards them, and then four of them go,
and they just quickly stab them in the head.
And that happens twice an episode.
And there's great bits in it.
Sitwell's in this latest episode.
Oh, sure.
And he's good.
And there's a good moment between him and Rick, the main guy,
which I won't spoil.
There's a lot of it that I like, but it's just not...
They both realise they're in Hydra, and they high-five.
Yes, that's right.
I just think I'd love to see another zombie show come on
that's just better and people just jump ship.
That's what I think...
Maybe this spin-off will do it.
I hope so, to be honest.
Because I just think...
Because I want it to get better.
And I think that would shake it up.
Oh, that reminds me also, talking about The Flash.
So a lot of people have pointed to the Flash finale promo.
It's coming out.
It's Flash versus reverse Flash on a football field,
which is our traditional method of determining who is the best
because it's the only way to be sure who is the best
because there's no distractions.
Nope.
There's no way to trick your way through.
Nope.
Just man versus man.
Or woman man Or woman
Or Brandon
Madame Brandon
Yeah that's great
Do you think they stole that from us?
Is there any possibility of that?
Look there's no possibility of it
Because they filmed these months in advance
But yes they did steal it from us
You'll be hearing from our lawyers
By lawyers I mean your dog
Send him a video
I forgot to mention this at the start
Yes
They're making another Dark Knight comic
There was the Dark Knight Returns
The Dark Knight Strikes Again
Oh, Frank Miller
They're doing a third one
Frank Miller is involved?
Frank Miller is involved
But he's writing it with Scott Snyder
Who's doing the current run of Batman Frank Miller is involved? Frank Miller is involved, but he's writing it with Scott Snyder, who's doing the current run of Batman.
Frank Miller is not doing the art.
It's going to Jim Lee and Greg
Capullo, and it's going to be an
older Carrie Kelly.
What a combination!
Yeah! What is this? I don't
know. I want to
see this, though. Yeah, me too, yeah.
When is this coming out?
Probably next year sometime probably next year
or never
probably tomorrow
oh great
but apparently
Frank Miller's age
and like he's not
the artist that he used to be
and whatever
but how exciting
that's okay
yeah
it'll probably be insanity
yes
it'll be insanity
on a level of
Dark Knight Strikes Back
or Strikes Again
or whatever it's called
I think they'll tone down
the insanity though
in this one
and it'll be also All Star Batman and Robin where Frank Miller can get Jim Lee to draw
whatever he wants.
Yes.
And so there's going to, okay, I know I'm excited for this.
Cool.
And it's going to be set in that weird retro 80s future as well.
I assume so.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
So great.
Yeah.
I don't, yeah.
I mean, it's probably, but you know what?
I think there's enough talent around this to kind of... Mitigate the insanity.
Exactly.
But again, that remains to be seen.
Maybe they're just like, listen, let him do what he wants
and you just kind of smooth the edges of this nonsense.
But we'll see.
Did you know Teen Titans Go, the animated series, is still going?
And there's going to be an episode with Carrie Kelly.
Oh, really?
Like Robin.
Time shift?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
But Teen Titans, they don't really do anything.
Like, they're just chilling out.
So Robin's got his own team of Robins.
Ah.
So it's him and, like, Burt Ward Robin and Carrie Kelly.
What?
And, like, whatever.
And they all team up.
Anyway, I just saw a still of that.
And it looks fun.
Okay.
Great.
Who knows, man?
No one knows.
No.
This is from Jim Blobber. Really? Yep. Great. Hey, man. Who knows, man? No one knows. No. This is from Jim Blobber.
Really?
Yep.
Great.
Hey, man.
I mean, great name.
Hey, man.
I love the podcast.
I like to put myself the official Korean New Zealand of the Weekly Planet podcast.
Done.
I tune in every week and I have an unrelated question and a complaint.
My family and I are going to the Gold Coast.
That is Queensland.
Hollywood on the Gold Coast here.
Oh, yes.
Isn't it?
Over the Christmas break
and since you live in Australia,
I was wondering if you could suggest
any cool parks or places
you should definitely visit.
I'll try and wear the Weekend Planet t-shirt.
They're available.
Red bubble.
Weekend Planet t-shirt.
It's on the Facebook page.
On the Facebook page and stuff.
While on the trip,
so if you spot me,
I'm not going to Queensland
anytime soon.
Neither am I.
So you'll feel good about yourself
knowing that you have fans.
It's a long way away.
Australia's really big. It really is. Fans are willing to Queensland anytime soon. Neither am I. So you'll feel good about yourself knowing that you have fans. It's a long way away. Australia's really big.
It really is.
Fans are willing to pay 26 bucks.
It's like going to Alaska and saying, hey, we'll see you in Florida.
Yeah, sure.
Like it's not.
It's not going to happen.
Yeah.
Feel good about yourself knowing that fans are willing to pay 26 bucks
shipping to wear your emblem on their chests
and maybe Mason won't quit for
another week or so yeah maybe i have a complaint though your laugh not you me oh uh whenever mason
says something funny you do out of breath hysterical laugh sound that completely goes
completely silent and i always have to check my podcast is still playing or not well okay well now
we've got a better solution which is obviously I say something funny
you back away
from the mic
you bring in
your iPad
you play the
sweet zinger tune
I can't find it now
I brought up
the other thing
I brought up
Brandon's son
he says
change your laugh
go to a speech
therapist or something
pay him hundreds
of dollars
so I don't have to
waste energy
putting my head
in my pocket
taking out my phone,
adjusting my eyes to look at the screen.
Aside from that,
you're my favourite podcast
and you're hilarious.
Keep up the great work.
P.S. Mason, you're a legend.
I'm going to name my...
It says fistborn son.
Ooh.
Gross.
But alright.
Thank you.
Firstborn son after you.
Yes.
Yeah.
Queensland, what's going on there?
I don't know.
It's beaches.
Just go to the beach, man.
Yeah, go to the beaches.
Stay away from the Cavill Avenue, which is where the drunk idiots are.
Oh, yeah.
Because you'll definitely get...
Depends how far north in Queensland he's going.
That's true.
He's going to Airlie Beach.
No, he says Gold Coast.
Oh, Gold Coast.
Yeah.
Probably stay on Gold Coast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You go to Warner Brothers Hollywood Movie World on the Gold Coast.
Dream World.
Dream World's all right.
There's a whole bunch of water parks.
Wet and Wild, Sea World. All those places. And you just go to the beach, though, aren't they? Yeah, go. Dream world. Dream world's all right. There's a whole bunch of water parks. Wet and Wild, Sea World, all those places.
And you just go to the beach, though, aren't they?
Yeah, go to the beach.
The beach is good.
Queensland is...
Like, there's this strip called Cavill Avenue.
I don't know if you know it.
Whenever I go there,
something really terrible happens
where I witness girls pulling each other's hair out or something.
The last time I went,
I was with a group of guys on a Bucks party.
And a guy I didn't really know
was arguing with this other guy.
And he flicked the cigarette into this guy's face.
It bounced off his face.
And then he picked it up and he put it out on his shirt.
And I was like, Jesus Christ.
That's the kind of stuff that gets started in the Gold Coast.
Yeah.
Is that when they have the meter maids?
The bikini meter maids?
It probably is.
Yeah.
Look out for them.
Because otherwise meter maids would get bashed if they weren't in bikinis yeah yeah no i coined that i like it it's
good great this is from jonathan oh yes big fan of the podcast and of james's youtube channel yes
you guys never fail to make me laugh every week i just graduated this year out of hc hsc loving
the english subject and i have to say your podcast has expanded my vocabulary with words including, but not
limited to, disparity, accolade, and diametrically opposed.
I've never said any of those.
I think they're all your words.
Yes.
On the topic of vocabulary, there's been something destroying my mind recently.
I've noticed with the word interesting, James pronounces it as interesting.
That's true.
I do say that.
Three syllables. Three syllables. When Mason says interesting. Four syllables. I'm more pret as interesting. That's true. I do say that. Three syllables.
When Mason says interesting.
Four syllables.
I'm more pretentious.
Which is it?
I say interesting.
I say interesting.
And you say interesting.
Now, I say that.
I think I'm being sarcastic when I say it.
So, I like to spread out as many syllables as possible.
But I'm right.
It is right.
That's the way to do it.
In normal circumstances, I would say.
Don't look to us for...
Anything.
No. No. In particular, the English language. Don't look to us for... Anything. No.
No.
In particular, the English language.
Australians make a bloody botched job of it anyway.
Which is it?
So, yep, it's the Masons one.
Mainly for when it times for both of you to engage in a civil war
and run at each other from the opposite sides of a football field,
I'll know which side to choose.
Yes.
Mason side.
The side of justice.
Thanks, Jonathan. And if I win, I get my choose. Yes. Mason side. The side of justice. Thanks, Jonathan.
And if I win, I get my victory theme songs.
I understand.
This is from Stephen.
Hey, Stephen.
Dear James and Nick, my name is Stephen Pritchard.
I know.
We already know your name's Scott.
I'm a huge fan of the show, but I have a question.
I'm a mixed martial arts fighter who's training my first fight in February.
Oh, yes.
I was wondering, since you have both sold out, correct, and got t-shirts now,
is it okay with you guys if I wear one of the goat hand solo shirts when walking into the ring?
It will be shown here in England.
Is that cool?
Yes.
Absolutely it is.
Yes, it is.
Please, can you send us a link of that fight?
Yes.
Also, please brutalize your opponent for us.
Yes.
Use all your skills Yes Use all your skills
Use all your skills yeah
Yeah
Don't just use some of your skills
Every one of them
Like I know your coach has probably said
Just use the minimal number of skills
Yeah just
Whatever you think
Just use all your skills
At once if you can
Yeah definitely
Two kicks two punches at once
Oh yeah definitely
If you could do some classic
If you could do some classic like superhero
Or your kind of
Nerdy kinddy movie attacks.
Yes.
Like a double-handed punch.
If you could do that where you clasp your hands together and you punch them on the back.
Yep.
If you can whip off your sunglasses and shoot laser beams.
Yep.
Do that.
Yep, sure.
Yeah.
Giant Green Monster.
Okay, here's one.
Here's an option you could do.
You wait till your opponent
Is walking to like
The coffee vending machine
Yes
And then
Like over like a checkerboard floor
And then you rise out
Like you morph out of the floor
Behind him
And then he turns around
And he's looking at himself
Because you've morphed into him
You've morphed into him
Yeah
And then like spike
Like a metal spike
From your finger through his eye.
Yeah.
If you could do that, like I reckon you'll definitely win.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And that will like, that will get on YouTube.
That will go viral.
Definitely.
If you can do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great.
Since I'm giving you guys free advertising, I've got some demands.
Okay.
Can I get a, you dickhead from Mason?
You're a dickhead.
That's only if you win.
If you don't win, you get nothing.
I'm going to be the white Black Panther.
Done.
James, I want a lot more rants from you.
That's fair enough.
I've been trying to...
People like my rants,
but I've been trying to be toned down my rants.
Oh, yes.
I'm trying not to bring my personal life into this.
No, bring it back.
You must still have some beefs from your childhood
that you haven't aired yet.
You don't even know half of it.
Thanks, guys.
Love the show.
Keep filling my head
with useless shit.
Steven.
P.S.
Looper is a great film.
Fuck you, Mason.
Oh, he's got me.
He's got me.
Hey, Nick and James.
I attended
Street Cloud Con.
Street...
Street...
Where the hell did I get that from?
I don't know.
Steel City Con.
What? I don't know. Steel City Con. What?
I don't know.
Today...
We've been doing this for a while, haven't we?
Today on December 5th,
and John Weasley's ship,
John Wes...
Oh!
John Weasley's ship from both Flash shows were there.
Dawson and Dawson's dad.
Yes, and Dawson's dad.
I'm excited for this, actually.
My dad got his autograph on his Flash comic from the old show,
and he did a Q&A with us
and gave us some information on an upcoming episode,
as well as what's to come in the future.
Steel City Con, Pittsburgh.
Yeah.
So, potential spoilers, I guess, for this.
First, he said there'll be an episode of The Flash where Barry tries to break his father out of prison.
However, his father becomes too much of a hassle
because he can't move super fast
and he decides just to go back to prison.
Just pick him up over your head.
Just rut him out
like you're delivering a pizza.
You can do that
with Felicity.
John Wesley Shipp's
pretty buff though.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Second, season two
of The Flash is going
to start building up
to the Justice League
but he didn't give
any more information
about which heroes
will be in the Justice League.
Everyone but Superman
and Batman, I'd say.
Yeah, totally.
And Wonder Woman
and Cyborg.
Also not The Flash
or Arrow.
Yes.
So I reckon what? Adam? I reckon it'll not the Flash and Aquaman or Arrow they're out so I reckon what
Adam
I reckon it'll be
the joke Justice League
from the 80s
Blue Beetle
Booster Gold
Rocket Red Guy
maybe
Green Lantern
Gnort
maybe a Martian Manhunter
depending on what
they're going to do with him
yeah maybe
but they've already
used him in Smallville
okay
yeah but they've used
all these guys
in Smallville
everybody's in Smallville except for Bruce Wayne didn't they've used all these guys in Smallville. Everybody's in Smallville.
Yeah, I guess.
Except for Bruce Wayne.
Didn't they have like Johnny Karate or something instead?
Yeah, it was Johnny Karate.
It was Adam something.
Adam Dark Karate.
Oh, Adam Karate.
Also, Adam West and Burt Ward were supposed to be here, but they cancelled their appearances
due to the fact that they hate each other.
Great.
So yeah, that was kind of a bummer.
I didn't know that.
No, that's true.
Anyways, give up maybe that's kind of like uh you gave a telephone where it's like oh they could he couldn't make it
because scheduling and they couldn't make because of scheduling and then it people made you know
people oh yeah well it's probably because they hate each other yeah sort of become the fact
maybe it's like a shatner uh what's his name no they like they like each other Zulu Takei
Takei
they hate each other
apparently
everybody
when George
got married
yes
he invited
everybody but
Shatner
wow
like everybody
in the world
everybody
yeah we had a good
time
had a great time
there
you wore that
shirt
yeah I did
yeah
anyways give it
the good work
never forget to
grab that gem
we will never
forget that
you don't need to
worry about that
so there you go
so that's our first
exclusive I think
yeah we got that exclusive
I mean
unless he yelled
to everybody
in the auditorium
and it all got picked up
you're right
good point
alright this is in a
I know you like
the occasional angry comment
yes
I got these today
on my YouTube channel
oh yes
any video in particular
Alex Steel City
con had Henry Winkler.
Oh, sweet as.
He's good.
He's the nicest man in Hollywood, I think.
That's what they say.
Okay, so this was...
I'm not sure what video it is.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
This is from John Doe,
so we'll never find him.
That's right.
There's two comments.
This is the first one.
Kill yourself, you dumbass Brit.
No, it's good.
This is a bunch of bullshit
all caps for real all caps on the real yeah that's one this is the second one see people
think i'm british yeah yeah this makes me happy that the brits whenever i yell it's yeah yeah
this makes me happy that the brits were defeated in the revolutionary war
fuck you and your silly queen yeah good This makes me happy that the Brits were defeated in the Revolutionary War.
Fuck you and your silly queen.
Yeah.
Good.
I love it.
John Doe has nailed you there.
Yes.
He's got all... He's hit all my pressure points.
I reckon he hit post on those and then he played his own little victory tune to himself.
Yeah.
I wish we didn't lose that war, to be honest.
Oh, well. Next one. Come with them all. Come with them all. to himself yeah I wish we didn't lose that war to be honest oh well next one
can't win them all
can't win them all
I just want to say
a quick shout out
to Tristan S
who donated 100 bucks
to the show
wow
that's amazing
that's really incredible
the Patreon's there
if people want to donate
that's
what is it
patreon.com
slash MrSundayMovies
that's the one
yeah
I'm going to get some stuff
up there
this week I think some other stuff but I think it to get some stuff up there this week, I think.
Some other stuff.
But I think it might be some older videos or some other stuff.
I don't know.
I'll see how I go.
Or some newer videos.
You said you were going to make 10 new videos and put them up.
I did say that.
But yeah.
Also, to Nicholas Darty.
He's the Weekly Idiot on Twitter.
Oh, yes.
I want to say hello.
Absolutely.
Hello to you.
I meant to say hello last week.
He's an Australian fellow like us.
He is, yeah.
Where's he from? He's from your house no incorrect oh okay cool i mean he might be there now yeah sure uh that's the show for this week fantastic but geez that's a long one where oh not that long
felt long what did where can people find us oh like on the internet yeah but not where we live
no no don't do that no
you can find us
at weeklyplanetpod
on Facebook
and Gmail
and Twitter
yes
and I'm at
wikipediabrown on Twitter
I'm at mrsunnomovies
there and Facebook
and YouTube
and Patreon
so
and what about
what's the bandcamp again
theweeklyplanet
or is it
weeklyplanetpod.bandcamp
just type
theweeklyplanet.bandcamp
yeah
so I do want to
you know chip in some stuff we should do another audio commentary yeah I Yeah. So I do want to, you know, chip in some stuff.
We should do another audio commentary.
Yeah, I know.
We should do a lot of stuff, shouldn't we?
You know what?
We've got some time off coming up.
Yeah, totally.
So we'll work that out.
Love it.
What audio commentary do you want us to do, Mason?
Did we say Watchmen?
We said Watchmen, yeah.
All right, fine.
Yeah.
Then we'll do the Lord of the Rings extended all at once.
All at once.
All 15 hours.
When we get to like hour 12
that's going to be amazing
it's going to be cool
or we could do that thing
they did with Red Letter Media
where they watched
the three Transformers movies
at the same time
sure
we could do that
alright that's the show
for this week
next week is
The Hobbit?
no we can't do it
it's out here on the 26th
oh ok never mind then
yeah
season wrap ups maybe
yeah we'll do some season wrap ups
yeah
ok
I'm up to date on everything except Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. so season wrap-ups yeah okay i'm up to date on everything
except agency shield so
i'll get to that i'm not
up to date on anything
except for gotham and
walking dead fantastic
there we go i will do
that this week though
thanks for watching
listening to the show
thanks for watching
listening guys thank
you i thank you i'm
i'm happy to watch
listen to this yes i'm
glad i'm the only
person in the world who
can watch listen to it
see you all next week see you you next week. Grab that gem. Grab it. Bye.
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