The Weekly Planet - The Legend Of Zorro - Caravan Of Garbage
Episode Date: March 7, 2024In 2005 we finally were treated to a follow up to The Mask Of Zorro with The Legend Of Zorro. Antonio Banderas is back as Alejandro de la Vega along with Catherine Zeta Jones this time going up again...st Rufus Sewell. Whilst not reaching the heights either critically or financially of the 1998 original it's still got a bunch of great Zorroing in it and that's fun. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage reviewSUBSCRIBE HERE ►► http://goo.gl/pQ39jNHelp support the show and get early episodes ► https://bigsandwich.co/Patreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesJames' Twitter ► http://twitter.com/mrsundaymoviesMaso's Twitter ► http://twitter.com/wikipediabrownPatreon ► https://patreon.com/mrsundaymoviesT-Shirts/Merch ► https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mr-sunday-movies The Weekly Planet iTunes ► https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-weekly-planet/id718158767?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 The Weekly Planet Direct Download ► https://play.acast.com/s/theweeklyplanetAmazon Affiliate Link ► https://amzn.to/2nc12P4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome back, everybody.
That was bad.
I said that wrong, I think.
Even if I didn't, now it's wrong.
So we'll start again.
Won't we?
No.
Goodbye.
Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Caravan of Garbage
where we're looking at second Zorro movie.
I think it was originally going to be titled
The Idea Was to Call It the Return of Zorro.
The Idea Was to Call It the Return of Zorro.
That's the name.
The Idea Was to Call It the Return of Zorro.
I mean, even that makes more sense.
I feel like The Mask of Zorro, The Legend of Zorro,
they're too interchangeable.
I agree.
Which Zorro movie is which, you know?
And they both also apply to each other.
I think they should have called it First Zorro and Third Zorro,
and then we'd all be like, whatever, Second Zorro.
But also, I do think that, which we'll get into, I think.
Yeah, okay.
You think there's a Zorro movie missing?
I do think there's a Zorro missing.? I do think there's a Zorro missing.
Wow.
I think there's a like missing on this video,
which people need to put in.
Clickety-click.
Now I'll explain my thesis, James.
Let's go.
This movie feels like...
Well, first of all, I like this movie.
I never seen it.
I wasn't expecting to like it.
It's pretty good.
I liked it more than I thought I was going to,
because I know people really liked the first one.
We liked it.
I loved it.
I liked the first one, too. I loved Zorro. I loved it. I liked the first one too.
I loved Zorro.
You liked it.
I did.
I do still.
And then,
but then a lot of people were quite down on this one
and I'm like,
well,
you know,
probably still pretty good.
Zorro,
Zorro,
that's a bit of fun.
Martin Campbell's back.
But the vibe is off
and I'll tell you for why
because it feels like with this movie,
they skipped a hypothetical Zorro 2,
The Mummy Returns.
Oh yeah.
And they went directly to Zorro 3, The Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
Because they've gone straight from, at the end of the first movie,
Zorro and Mrs. Zorro get together.
And I was expecting this one, okay, they're a cool, sexy couple
and they're going to fight evil together.
And there's a teeny-weeny little bit of that in this.
But also they've skipped to the evil together. And there's a teeny weeny little bit of that in this. But also, they've
skipped to the point where they're like, their
relationship's soured and they're bored.
Yep. And it's like
It's like The Mummy 3.
Yeah, but I don't think it is like The Mummy 3
because there's chemistry here. They recast
in The Mummy 3 and, you know,
even these two have broken up and they're going to get a
divorce and all of that. You still believe that they
like each other and there is that passion.
There's no passion in The Mummy 3.
No, that's true.
They're just bored.
Whereas this,
the circumstances are driving them apart.
But I also,
I don't know.
I don't disagree though.
There should definitely have been a movie
in between this
for one to explain
how he's got a magic hat
that can knock out a man.
It's true, yeah.
I want to see that movie.
From quite the distance.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe it's got a brick in it.
That would make a lot of sense actually. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's got more whippage in. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's got a brick in it. That would make a lot of sense, actually.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's got more whippage in it as well, doesn't it?
He's big whipping.
And I love all of that about Zorro.
Stunts, all good.
All still up to snuff.
I reckon that opening action sequence.
With Zorro.
With Zorro, yes.
Without Zorro, it would have ended pretty quick.
Because that bandit guy would have just shot everyone.
Yeah, he would have, wouldn't he?
But in this, the bad guy, the opening sequence, there's a bad guy.
He wants to stop democracy in its tracks.
He's literally stealing democracy in a box.
Yep.
I mean, we saw that the 2020 election, you know?
That is very true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he just, and Zorro's there to stop him.
And he just, the way that guy ends with being like kicked face first into a cactus.
All these teeth come out yeah
incredible brutal Zorro's doing good work he's doing great work some of his best work I think
yeah like in any other movie that would be the the finisher yeah the finale for that to that villain
and that's just the start Zorro's opening strong yeah yeah but he needs to quit he's doing too much
Zorro and Mrs Zorro is saying the world doesn't need Zorro. But you'll just be Mrs.
Well, I don't care.
The world does need Zorro.
You can't quit.
You've got to pass on the Zorro at least to the next Zorro,
which we'll talk about because there have been rumblings
of a Zorro 3 or spin-off.
We'll get there.
The problem there, though, of course,
is that you have to admit that there's a Spanish guy that's
sexier than you, younger and sexier and more Spanish
and more capable than you.
Maybe they take it in a different direction.
Maybe a rough diamond.
Oh, worse?
Uglier.
Yeah, worse, uglier.
Slovenly.
Doesn't get better as he trains.
Gets worse.
Okay, terrific.
All right.
That's what I want.
Constantly splitting his pants to reveal his love heart of boxer shorts.
Yeah, maybe.
That's not Zorro splitting his pants.
His pants are just splitting.
That's right.
He's bending over too much. But Antonio Banderas does have an idea who should play's not Zorro splitting his pants. His pants are just splitting. That's right. He's bending over too much.
But Antonio Banderas does have an idea who should play the new Zorro.
It will blow your mind.
We'll get to it.
Is it Raul Julia?
Because I have bad news.
He was, well, we talked about that last week, didn't we?
In the previous one.
I don't know what order people are going to watch these videos in also.
Because it's confusing.
Yeah.
It's confusing.
Also, Zorro, get a new horse.
Rude. Incapable. It understands a. Also, Zorro, get a new horse. Rude.
Incapable.
It understands a lot of at least one language.
Smoke's a pipe.
That's incredible.
Yeah, that's good.
I like all of that.
Yeah, yeah.
But that Zorro horse is out of control.
I'm not here for it, quite frankly.
Maybe it's because it's not a horse he can use outside of being Zorro.
He can't use that as his day horse.
He probably has a beautiful white mare, you know?
You need a colour-changing horse that starts white during the day
and then you give it an oil bath.
Oh, I thought you meant like those tinted glasses, you know,
that you go out in the sun and they darken.
Oh, like, sure, Transitions brand lenses.
Exactly, Transition brand horse.
That's exactly right.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Anyway, as you mentioned, there's trouble in paradise.
They should take that horse to the Fabrica di Pegamento.
It's the glue factory.
Very good.
Off the top of my head.
That's great.
That's really good.
You're looking at something else on your phone, right?
Yep.
Yeah, cool.
Pornography.
Good.
So anyway, as you mentioned, there is trouble in paradise for the family Zorro.
Paradisa.
Thank you. I don't think that's true. Might be. And I tell you what, it's trouble in paradise for the family Zorro. Paradisa. Thank you.
I don't think that's true.
Might be.
And I tell you what, it's got something to do with the Pinkertons who are here to do propaganda.
Those low dogs.
There's a moment in this movie.
Is this the only movie slash TV show, whatever, where they're actually spoken of badly?
Because there's a lot of Pinkerton propaganda now, isn't there?
I mean, if you played the Red Dead Redemption games, then they get a justifiably...
Oh, do they?
They get a kicking in that, and they should.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a moment in this where one of the Pinktons is like,
well, we can't serve a warrant on this guy's house
because it's out of our jurisdiction.
As if that would stop you dogs.
You low dogs.
That being said also, one of those guys cops a shovel
to the nuts and immediately stands up again.
Amazing.
Full credit to him.
Full credit.
Having no nuts because he's in the Pinkertons.
Because he's been muted.
He's a low dog.
Speaking of dogs, one of my notes is Rufus Sewell, you dog.
He's a dog.
Great villain.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oily.
Now, would it have been better?
Stop me if you don't like this.
It's just a suggestion.
What if they made him a red Zorro?
Oh, yep. Maybe at the end yeah electric zoro electric zoro you know exactly uh yeah oh yeah yellow zoro oh because he's a coward ultimately i mean he's doing polo but he's doing
it wrong yeah no that's yeah he's doing a joust rude well he also jousted in a night style that's
true he jousted heath led's Tale. That's true.
He jousted Heath Ledger.
Riversall's great.
He is, yeah.
Incredible villain in this as well.
Really, really like his inclusion.
I'll tell you what, though.
I also like Divorced Zorro.
There's a moment where he's yelling at God.
There's a moment where he makes a drunken scene.
And I think Antonio Banderas,
well, he does a bit of drunken acting in the previous one.
He brings that back here.
He's really good at it
I don't like how he's
straightening his hair
in this one
this curls can come out
that's okay Zorro
you look good with the curls
yeah I think he looks
good with the
he looks good with the curls
with the mustache
with some stubble going
yeah
and you know
you know he's a wild man James
you know I don't like it
when he's trying to
smooth himself out
yeah he's a wild man
that's what I like about
this version of Zorro
he's a grub like at his Yeah, he's a wild man. That's what I like about this version of Zorro. He's a grub
at his heart. And that's reflected in
his horrible child. Though I will say
this, I like his son in this. I think
he's quite charming.
I don't mind any of this. There was a
moment where Zorro gets slapped in front of his son
and I'm like,
Look, and I would say
he should have just beaten that guy up. I agree.
Because there's nothing to say that, I mean, sure, he just told his son.
Don't beat up anybody.
Violence is not always the answer.
But you could also be like, but in this instance, it is the answer.
And there's nothing to say about Alejandro that he isn't a tough,
like he can still be a tough guy.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're not going to beat a guy up in the street and somebody will be like,
you did that just like Zorro did.
Yeah, that's right.
It's just a punch.
It's a classic punch. People punch.
People punch. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.
But his son's getting up to all sorts of mischief because
he's got that dog in him. That's true. Because he's the son
of a grub. Yes, that's right.
You know, he's got a little bit of class from the Catherine Zeta
Jones. He's got some of that Welsh class.
He's got some little short pants probably.
He certainly does. Knee socks. There's a moment where
I thought he killed a man where he trips a guy
and he falls head first into a bench. Into a wooden bench. And I'm like, shit, this kid just killed a guy. That's knee socks. There's a moment where I thought he killed a man, where he trips a guy and he falls headfirst into a bench,
into a wooden bench.
And I'm like, shit, this kid just killed a guy.
That's classic Zorro.
That's right.
No, he didn't kill him, unfortunately.
But there is a moment where Catherine Zeta-Jones
explodes like 12 people at once.
Yes, there's some very good deaths in this.
Like the last one, where there was the double villain death.
We don't get that.
No, not quite.
We get some spectacular kills in this.
Oh, this. She
sticks a wine bottle full of
nitroglycerin down the back of a guy's
pants and kicks him off a train into
just a bunch of unsuspecting
bad dudes and they all just get
torn to fragments and it's so good.
It's really good. There is a lot of good stuff
in the finale of this. It's all set on a train.
It's very Back to the Future 3-esque.
Apparently that's a miniature for the most part
and green screen otherwise.
They didn't have a full train moving,
but you wouldn't know it to look at it.
I think they hide that very well.
But yeah, there is that fun moment
where the train is approaching like a crowd of people
and they're just panicking and running in circles.
I thought they were at the movies.
You can go in any direction.
I mean, not on the train line.
You turn left or right and you walk.
And you're fine.
You're fine.
You're absolutely fine.
Not everybody's looking at the train line though, James.
No, I guess you're right.
I mean, you're a servant of the public, much like Zorro.
Do you often have that?
People panic and they don't know what to do?
No, they just walk directly in front of you on purpose.
Okay, cool.
Great, that's really good.
It's a changed world.
Yeah, it really is.
Okay, here's another thing. Yes. This might be controversial. Stop me if you don't on purpose. Okay, cool. Great. That's really good. It's a changed world. Yeah, it really is. Okay, here's another thing.
Yes.
This might be controversial.
Stop me if you don't like this.
Okay.
I wish at the end for the final battle,
the Zorro family, the family Zorro,
all got Zorro costumes.
Also, I would hate that.
Which is it?
So they can't win either way.
That's what you're saying.
I think that's great. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She could be a white Zorro even, or they can't win either way. That's what you're saying. I think that's great.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She could be a white Zorro even, or they all Zorro-ing.
She could be a red Zorro.
She could be a red Zorro.
Yeah.
Red for love or whatever.
Yeah, sure.
And half-fiery Welsh passion.
Yep.
Yeah.
She could have the Welsh flag colours, whatever they are.
Or what they are.
Whatever that is.
Probably green and purple.
Ask Christian Bale.
He's probably from there.
We don't know.
We don't know. We don't know.
We don't know what accent he's using this week.
But what do you think, though?
Do you think if they went families, that's too far, right?
Yeah, it probably is, yeah.
Because I feel like if they did similar costumes,
but I think identical would be weird.
If they all had the hat, I think the hat is the key.
If they all had the hat and they all did the swoosh across the brim,
that would be amazing.
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Embarrassing and cringe.
It would be.
That'd be lost cringe.
It would be cringe. Yeah, no.
We can't really be having that.
Yeah.
I feel like they would have built up to that if there was a third movie,
which I do want to talk about.
All right, okay.
Before we do that, we've got to do the trivia of Zorro.
We were on trivia already.
No, no.
What do you got?
Well, this could fit in trivia.
One thing, I thought the plot was too complicated.
Okay.
I think-
Nitroglycerine, too many votes.
Here's the thing.
Well, too many votes,
and they're going to steal democracy by blowing everything up yeah man you can't do that by
the way i mean you technically correct me if i'm wrong james okay and i don't think you can
but so the bad guys get found out because it turns out that a bunch of soap is being delivered
to the the winery right and they're gonna they going to melt down the soap and make glycerine out of it.
And then they're going to make that into nitro.
Glycerine.
And then they go back.
Glycerine.
But anyway, they're going to melt it down and they're going to make nitroglycerine out of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's how they get caught because the good guys notice that.
Yeah.
But I went on a winery tour once, James.
Oh, yeah.
And you know what is a byproduct of making wine?
Glycerine. You have to bring it in. They could have just made glycerine. They just made it in the winery tour once, James. And you know what is a byproduct of making wine? Glycerine.
You have to bring it in.
They could have just made glycerine.
They just made it in the winery.
So is that what wineries are doing?
Making explosions?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Send the cops in, I say.
I agree.
To all of them.
Shut it down.
Yeah, shut it down.
Prohibition.
Prohibition now.
That's what I say.
Well, that's a fun bit of the trivia of Zorro,
which is the trivia section.
I think that is the trivia.
Also.
I've got more trivia.
Well, I've got one more trivia.
Okay.
Maybe this is inaccurate, but this is set in 1850.
Okay.
And they're like, we're going to make California part of the,
because otherwise the Confederacy will have too many bad guys or whatever.
I don't think the Confederacy was around by then.
I don't know.
I think it was founded in the 1860s.
Oh, my God.
Well, it was leading up to
it then i guess wasn't it okay right but those wokies in california oh yeah that's right yeah
try to make it a vegan i don't make it a vegan union union of vegans classic them probably
classic them also there's at least two actors in this movie yeah at least who are also in the
previous movie different characters i got a trivia here. Okay, all right, trivia.
Go for it.
So Tony Amidola, he played Don Luis in The Mask of Zorro in 1998.
He's one of the main guys in the previous one.
I agree.
And this, he's like a school mom.
He's Father Quintero in this movie.
Fans have long debated whether they are the same character.
I like to think that dude just ran and this is where he is now.
Because he's not nice in this either.
He's a horrible man.
It's like he got demoted.
No, I think he changed his name.
I think if you could then, you could just change your name and move a town over and nobody would know.
You know?
But that really threw me out for a second.
Who was the other one then?
Some other guy.
Some other guy showing up.
Probably Antonio Banderas.
He's in this one too.
Look, I don't have it here.
But he did a great job Both times
Didn't he just
Yeah
Also Adrian Alonso
Who plays Little Zorro
He didn't know English
So he learnt all his lines
Phonetically
Like ABBA
Yes and also
Antonio Banderas
Did it in the Mumbo Kings
In 1992
That's who I was referring to
When I said ABBA
That's what you meant
Antonio Banderas
That's who I meant
I think that adds to the charm
Of this kid That he did that I think it's fun Because you think He'd be way more I meant. I think that adds to the charm of this kid that he did that.
I think it's fun.
Because you'd think he'd be way more annoying,
but I think he really pulled it off.
You know, when they bring little kids into movies,
it's like this is not really working.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a tough sell.
It is.
Especially when they're supposed to be the precocious offspring
of the main character or whatever.
It's a tough job.
I like how precocious he is.
I'm here for it.
But I'm not here for this, Mason.
The box office on this.
So on a budget of about $75 million,
which is actually $20 million less than the previous,
I guess because they green screened that train or whatever,
the return on this was only $142 million.
So a bit of a big disappointment.
That's a shame.
For all things Zorro.
Maybe people were moving past this style of action movie at this point,
you know?
Maybe, yeah.
Because it was like this, the mummy, and another one from this era,
I can't remember which we always refer to.
They were like classic.
And her.
There we go.
They were classic late 90s kind of adventure films.
Yeah.
And they just like stopped making them.
Or they stopped making good ones, I should say.
And I think a lot of that is to do with
there was an evolution of movie making
where everything looked like the Ben Affleck movie Paycheck.
Oh, absolutely.
Which is a great movie.
Disagree.
But it looks bad and it's not a great movie.
Interesting.
But Uma Thurman's in it and that's enough for me.
Does it feature a moment where the lead bad guy
gets a train full of nitroglycerin shoved up his butt
and then explodes.
Oh, I don't remember.
Because that's, again, I was going to mention...
Doesn't Ben Affleck go, here's your final paycheck?
He does say that, yes.
And then that happens, that thing happens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He narrowly avoids the insertion of the train.
But what a way to go out for Rufus Searle.
Oh, yeah.
He's on the front of the train and it crashes into the stopper
and then the exploding nitroglycerin train just swallows him up.
But imagine he was
wearing an evil zoro costume oh my god yeah yeah waro because it's he's a warrior yeah yeah uh
noro because it'd be the oh flip it around like the morrow bar like the morrow bar yes that
horrible mars bar knockoff correct yeah yeah anyway so a sequel to this so robert
rodriguez who was originally going to direct the first movie approached sony with an idea that
the zoro reboot should be set in a post-apocalyptic future oh yeah but sony executives wanted the
zoro reboot to be gritty in the style of the dark knight of course showing how don diego
de la vega became zoro batman was heavily influenced by Zorro, obviously,
and the reboot was rumoured to be titled Zorro Reborn.
Don't like it.
Don't like it.
It's a bad...
Also, that's Batman Begins inspired,
not The Dark Knight inspired.
It's no Dick Tracy Returns.
No.
This one I actually would be really interested in seeing,
and you sort of can.
So Quentin Tarantino tapped Jared Carmichael
to co-write a Django Zorro crossover movie.
That would have been Jamie Foxx, who was keen to return,
with Antonio Banderas, who's been talking about, like,
yeah, I would love to do Zorro again.
That didn't end up happening.
Tarantino's last movie is going to be another thing and not this.
That's right.
But there is a comic called Django Zorro from 20-
It's going to be a Care Bears adaptation, live action.
Oh my goodness.
He's really sold out.
Like Toys of the Way of the Future.
But there is actually a comic called Django Zorro.
It's a crossover from 2014,
and it is written by Quentin Tarantino and Matt Wagner.
It's a lot of fun if you haven't read it.
I have read it, and I agree.
So that's something, if you are interested in seeing that. But here's something wild, Mason. Whoa. We can end on this. Well, we've got a couple of fun if you haven't read it. I have read it and I agree. So that's something if you are interested in seeing that.
But here's something wild, Mason. We can end
on this. Well, we've got a couple things to end on.
Let's not end yet. Let's see if this goes well
and if it does, we can end on it. If it doesn't
do well, keep going. Good idea. Antonio
Banderas has expressed interest, as mentioned,
in returning to pass on the mantle
like it was passed to him and
he suggested... Sir Anthony Hopkins.
No, Mason. Back again.
Back to him.
He saw him in a Transformers movie.
And he's like, let's get that behind.
The way you said dude is perfect.
Please come back.
And he suggested Tom Holland as the new Zorro.
Hate that.
I hate it.
Me too.
Yeah.
Now, you might be thinking.
Plus he's already Uncharted.
He's already Uncharted.
Well, that's the thing, right?
You might be thinking. Plus, he's already Uncharted. He's already Uncharted. Well, that's the thing, right? You might be thinking.
And the Uncharted.
Antonio Banderas must have said that in an interview for the movie Uncharted
where he was sitting next to Tom Holland.
He was in that movie.
I just remembered.
Yeah, but no.
He said it on the press tour for the latest Puss in Boots movie.
He just said it apropos of nothing.
Well, I mean, he's probably a nice guy to work with.
I'm sure he is. Tom Holland probably had a fun time.
But that's an insane suggestion. Yeah.
That's madness, honestly. I mean,
if Antonio Banderas didn't
encapsulate... For a moment, I honestly thought
you were going to say he said it on
the press tour for The Legend of Zorro.
I'm like, how did he know?
So,
there's a couple of things Zorro going on. As we mentioned,
there is a live-action Spanish series,
which was released on Amazon Prime in 2024.
But there is also a series which is in development quite far along on Disney+.
Now, this version of Zorro is going to star that guy who played Fez from that 70s show.
And by the way, fuck that guy.
That's yuck. And he's awful, fuck that guy. That's yuck.
And he's awful and I really hope this doesn't happen.
I would rather know Zorro than that guy.
You can look into it.
I'd rather not.
Than that guy be Zorro.
No.
All right then.
Tom Holland.
Fine.
That's what we got.
I mean, there are only two actors.
More Zorro plays, by the way.
What about this?
Lady Zorro.
Yeah, whatever.
Just Zorro. Zorro. But I think they're going to way. What about this? Lady Zorro. Yeah, whatever. Just Zorro.
But I think they're going to do.
What about this?
Zorro babies.
No.
I've got a little sword.
The baby would just get stabbed.
I've got a little whip.
Oh, that's fun though.
Pretty fun, right?
But the baby would get stabbed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
More a short film.
Yeah, sure.
Maybe we can advertise something with it i've huggies i've got an adventure i wear my little huggies i stabbed
that probably exists right there's a little zorro huggies commercial somewhere yeah yeah yeah i think
um they could come back to this antonio bandero's recently wore it i think for halloween he wore it
on jimmy kimmel the costume and whatever, as he does.
I think people like these, right?
Or at least the first one, and they sort of know about this one.
I think they liked them.
Yeah.
Ish.
But people remember them, sort of.
Sort of.
And that's good enough to do a soft reboot, right?
Yep, I guess.
Bring it back.
They're doing it.
It's on TV with that guy you hate.
No, I don't want that one.
I want this one.
Too bad.
I want this one, Mason.
Too bad. What about anim one, Mason. Too bad.
What about animatrix style?
Anime version?
Yeah, I guess.
All right.
You want a live action.
There has been some animated Zorro stuff.
It has happened over the years and whatever and et cetera.
But I don't know, man.
There's life in this is what I'm saying.
All right.
There's life in everybody who's in these movies.
Most of the people are still alive.
That's great.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyways, you know what else is alive and kicking?
What's that? And doing beautifully? What's that?
Our Patreon service. Well, it's not Patreon. It's called
BigSandwich.co. That's the website.
It's what it's called and where you can go to it. Our cool paywall.
It is, exactly. So
any video that goes on this channel, that actually
goes up there early, including all
the Caravan of Garbages. We also do
bonus podcasts. We do movie commentaries.
We do video game Let's Plays. Don't we, Mason? That's right. We also do bonus podcasts. We do movie commentaries. We do video game let's plays, don't we, Mason?
That's right.
We recently did Superman 64.
Awful.
Yeah, no good.
Video's good.
Video's incredible.
Oh, incredible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But also our podcast called The Weekly Planet where we talk movies and comics and TV shows.
That comes out there early on Sunday as opposed to Monday.
But you can check that out if you want.
We talk the news of the week, the big movie entertainment news.
Is there a new Zorro movie coming out?
No.
We don't know.
No, probably.
And it's got its own YouTube channel, Spotify, Apple, et cetera.
You better believe it.
All right, thanks, everyone.
Grab that gem, you guys.
We'll see you next week.
I love Zorro.
More Zorro.
I think Zorro's pretty good.
Yeah.
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