The Worst Idea Of All Time - Friendzone 157
Episode Date: September 14, 2022Tim’s been isolating due to a rare virus called Covid-19 and Guy has been doing whatever it is that Guy does. Armed with beer and alcoholic kombucha, the fellaz posit a realistic advertising ca...mpaign for boozers before delving into New Zealand's rich history of super intense ads that show people getting frickin wasted. The mailbag has correspondence from listeners in Toronto telling us about milk stout and American listeners who are spending time with Carrie Bradshaw. The vibe is good, despite Guy being a Zuck Cuck. Shout out to Happy Hour Kombucha and this playlist Tim made for them.Check out Did Titanic Sink wherever you listen to your podcasts: https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018856707/did-the-titanic-sink-new-rnz-podcast-seriesTWIOAT Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website / SubstackGUY Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / WebsiteTIM Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the friendzone, in the friendzone, you're always home, in the friendzone, you're not alone, anytime, with Tim and Guy.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-dum, ba-ba-ba-dow.
Ha-ha-ha.
Is it Backstreet Boys?
Is that what I'm doing?
Yep, that's Backstreet's Back.
All right.
They go... What do they say?
They say...
They keep asking the fellas.
They go, am I sexual?
Am I original?
Yeah.
And all the guys are like, yeah.
I love it.
Am I sensual?
I believe is one of them.
They say sexual and sensual.
I think so.
What's the difference?
Sexual is more raw, more animalistic.
Sensual has that veneer of society about it,
that draped
elegance. I'm thinking of a purple
crushed velvet curtain on top of raw
sexuality. Would you think of them as synonyms?
No.
They're similar but they're different.
What's a synonym for
sexual?
I can't think
of one. All I've got is horny and that's
different. They're different so it's not a synonym
What's a synonym for sensual?
Might be one of a kind as well
Delicate
What?
I don't know man
Look
You've painted yourself into this
Don't you lash out at me
Don't you lash out at me Guy Montgomery
I haven't painted a single thing
You're a real piece of shit, Guy Montgomery.
I'm actually cool and nice.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, Tim.
Welcome to the friend zone.
Thanks.
It's been a minute.
Thank you.
Guy and I have been hanging out today.
Yeah.
We got a coffee in the morning.
It was fucking swell.
And we've been plotting.
I know.
Worst idea shit.
We took out our calendars.
Which is pretty cool. and we went through them together
and in our world
that's doing business baby
yeah man
Killian here's
rounding to a close
pretty soon
I think we've got two episodes
left to come out
and I tell you what
it was a very experimental move
from us
the Killian here TV
season
I think it deserves
to be called a season
yeah
lot of work mainly from me yeah let's be honest TV season. I think it deserves to be called a season. Yeah.
A lot of work, mainly from me.
Yeah.
Let's be honest.
Not going to lie.
But an interesting experiment in video production.
One thing that I've kind of like we have failed to highlight is that it's called Kill Your Nerd TV.
The full video of them is on the Substack.
And we really don't talk about that at all.
And we really should.
Yes.
So if you want to check those out and or support us,
you're supporting us now by listening to us.
But if you want to support us more, you've got to substack.com.
The videos are cool.
There's lots of little treasure.
You get to see the people.
You get to see us in our Kill You Need studio. And there's lots of little visual. You get to see the people. You get to see us in our Killian Air studio,
and there's lots of little visual tricks and treats and gags
and not got a word that rhymes with gags.
Gags and goofs.
Gags and japes.
Yeah.
Not rhyming, but it's gags and japes the synonym.
Yep.
Got some good japes.
Got some good gags.
Yeah. Yeah. You got one, Tim. You hooked a synonym. Kill've got some good japes got some good gags yeah yeah you got you got one tim you
hooked a synonym kill you near tv yeah it's not then that in itself is not just a gag that it's
on the radio there's legitimately video there's a video component that was non-ironically titled
duh how are you guy pretty good pretty good tim Pretty good, Tim. What's been happening?
So much happening.
I've done some stand-up comedy recently.
And look, I was pretty funny.
Yeah, man.
Not always as funny as I was trying, but funny enough that I think anyone who saw it would have thought that was a good time.
You did a gig last night that I was supposed to host, but I've been a homebody.
Yeah.
Because my wife got COVID again.
Rude
That's what I said to her when she got the positive result
And then every morning she'd take a rat
And she was still negative
And I'd go
You mean still positive
Oh yeah
And you got Remy doing sound effects too
Didn't you
I did
Remy doing sound effects too, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Remy would go,
wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
It is my infant son's first birthday in three days.
Oh my gosh.
Wild.
Yeah.
I can't wait to celebrate.
Wild stuff.
Every year I'm going to put a dollar into a bank account for Remy.
One dollar per year.
And in two, three years' time, who knows how much money that'll be.
I do.
It's two or three dollars, depending on when you've done the count.
Inflation?
He's got me.
What is inflation?
Exactly.
You'd know.
Exactly.
It's when the number goes up But we don't want it to
Yeah
You need it to by a little bit
It's when the
You want it to go up by about 3%
Why do I want that?
Because we're in an economic system
That demands constant growth
But if you get out ahead of your skis
The whole thing fucking stops working
Big time
And if it's any lower than three percent you go
oh we're not growing enough that's bad and then people worry the whole thing's horseshit mate tim
i'll give you the long and short of it go on i'm good we've moved through what i've found to be a
brutal winter here spring is springing the grass is riz i just lost my wife and kids. Untrue. Things are great at home.
We got to find them, man.
We simply must stop recording podcasts and go and find your whanau.
How are you?
I'm good.
Thank you for asking.
I'm pretty happy to be out of like ISO, you know.
Dodged the bullet.
Didn't catch it.
Nah, I won't have another drink. Thank you.
Guys, very tactfully, silently offering me some more booze off mic.
A beer.
But here's the thing.
And actually, do you know what?
I'm going to give them a shout out.
Can I?
Can I shout out a company?
Tim.
Of course.
Is this the right one?
I don't know if they're outside New Zealand, but if you're in New Zealand, grab yourself
a happy hour hard kombucha because they
um they dm me on instagram and they were like can you make a playlist for us i was like yeah okay
so then i did and then i forgot to like repost their um story because i don't really
yeah like instagram very much um but they sent me a few of these and like i've just been quietly
getting quite chopped because you don't you kind
of forget it's got booze in it because you're drinking kombucha because you're drinking kombucha
but it's four and a half percent alcohol i kind of like what i like about kombucha because i've
drunk a bit of kombucha in my time is it kind of you know it kind of tastes like shit in the same
way that your first beer tastes like shit and so it's actually a pretty healthy alternative to
having a beer because you're like this is a somewhat challenging drink healthy in the like
personal growth sense yeah um it's good for your guts right kombucha yeah yeah that's good for your
microbiome or something it's got the goods it's got the little thing about having a beer as much
as i love it it's poison and the first beer you have tastes terrible.
And that's an honest response to what the actual taste of beer is.
We coach ourselves into enjoying it.
But the fact of the matter is it tastes bad
because you're drinking a cup of fermented poison.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I love it.
Both of those things can be true.
I saw an ad for a tequila recently.
It was just a beautiful woman with flawless skin next to a bottle of tequila.
She could have been advertising anything.
It's very hard to advertise a consumable good like booze on a page.
That woman looks like she enjoys a tequila from time to time.
If you want to sell me on the value of this tequila,
show me someone who's like
given up everything for it.
Show me how badly this...
Wow.
How good this tequila is,
how hard it could derail someone's life.
Jesus.
I want to see a guy
who's like refinanced his house
and lost his family
because he loves the tequila so much.
And you can see that
based on his blemished skin
and the half-opened eyes.
I want to see a picture
of a beautiful woman who has like the most responsible relationship to and half-opened eyes. I want to see a picture of a beautiful woman
who has the most responsible relationship to this high-end tequila.
She's not even drinking alcoholic kombucha.
She's just drinking normal kombucha.
Yeah.
Give me the guy who's lost it all,
and you can tell on his face.
It's such a funny idea for a campaign guy.
Go forth and make it.
I feel like it'll be a um anti-alcohol campaign
it'll be like one where the ads look like they're for traditional you know like traditional alcohol
ads or traditional spirits um ads and then the actual fine print and copy and the imagery is
actually saying this is destroying society and drinking's not good it's like those um acc ads
that have i think they've done the rounds a
few times globally online the old virally yeah yeah so acc right international listener is this
thing we've got because in new zealand at some point we were like fuck man we don't want everyone
to just be suing everyone no one kind of benefits from that except lawyers so we invented this thing
inside the government called the
accident compensation corporation which is just a big fund that everyone pays into from their like
you know their earnings their salary and wages when they pay their taxes this is the sort of
thing they'll have an american quaking in their boots absolutely it's the best kind of socialism
there is and then if you fuck yourself up especially at work they pay you
like 80 of your income while you get rehabilitated and no one gets sued yeah and we've got these ads
because acc's job is like man it would be fabulous if we uh you know restricted the amount of payouts
that we have to make so we'll teach people how to swim good to avoid drownings and not trip over coffee
tables at home and to put bath towels outside of their showers so when they step on their tiled
floors they don't slip and smack their heads so we had these psa's psa's made by acc and uh
they're real bait and switches yeah they're all framed like you know traditional ads
for household products or whatever and then choccy bars one of them I think it's like a
mum with your choccy bars muesli bars or something and she step onto a glass coffee table she just
steps onto one of her kids dude she fucking nails herself yeah there's one with a guy like putting
on like a solar guard like a paint protector outside his house up a ladder,
and then the ladder goes and he fucking, he absolutely cakes it.
He eats shit, you guys.
Like, I think you're watching a dude become a paraplegic in real time in that ad.
It's nuts.
And then the ad's like, hey, man, take it easy.
Hey, man, get a spotter for your laddering.
The gall of these ads to tell us to take it easy.
It's like, you fucking take it easy put this on tv making me think i'm watching an ad for solar guard quite anyway tim i'm on meta i'm uh in the metaverse now i'm a huge i'm a huge fuck for
zuck yeah uh so i'm having a lot of fun i'm in front of a digital rendering of the Eiffel Tower.
Paris, the city of love.
You know a joke I used to try and say?
I'd say, my love language?
French.
Fucking always ate it.
Anyway, here in the metaverse,
I've got a message from someone else who's in the metaverse.
It's for us.
My dearest Timbly Wimbly in the flesh.
Yes.
I watched the, this will date the message a
little new elvis biopic biopic it's totally up to you it always is it was fantastic and i had some
legitimate heaving sobs by the end of it oh as i lay in bed i contemplated the life of elvis and i
drew a connection from him oh to set him andler thank. I thought it was going to be us.
That I only made from your show.
Elvis had a lot of
people that relied
on him and made
money off his
success and during
the time when he
was making movies
he was forced to
make more and more
movies that ended
up being bad just
to support the
people around him.
Even having to
basically sell out
to companies and
doing boring
family friendly
content not being
able to go back
to the music he
loved for a time.
While it may not
be completely comparable to The Sandman,
it really got me thinking.
Love the work you beautiful men do.
I'm also listening to Death Blart for maybe the 20th time.
And I think you definitely should spend more time with the McElroys.
It doesn't have to be watching a bad movie.
Maybe watch the best picture of the Oscars or something.
Or something else completely unrelated. I'm not the content genius as you are anywho this message went a heck of a
lot longer than i thought it would so i'll say so long for now and say my name robert truchel Robert Trueschel. Robbie Trueschel.
Trueschel.
Yes.
And the Trueschel set you free.
Thank you, Robert.
What do you think of all that, Tim?
What do you think about the...
It's an interesting parallel, isn't it?
Elvis and the Sandman.
I think the thing that really cooked Elvis,
I think there was a few things.
Was Elvis addicted to things yes
i don't get the sense that sandler's fallen into that he doesn't he doesn't strike me as a fiend
of any i've got i've got a lot of love for the sandman and every time i come across him
in an interview outside of the things he makes that i don't enjoy sure he seems like a very
well-adjusted guy who's got an appropriate i think elvis you know it's it's the story of a lot of
these early rock stars they lost a huge amount of creative control music's uniquely fucked as well
like the film industry is bad but music man music music man i don't think adam sandler has a colonel tom hanks you know
to really like grab every dollar before it gets in his bank account and force him to be on tour
all the time and that kind of thing yeah i think um i can see the comparison but sandler seems to
be doing it in good faith of his own volition you know whereas alvis it
felt like was being i mean don't get me wrong he's not a faultless guy but taken advantage of
it's fucking like i saw it i think because of the sort of um promotion and discussions around
this movie coming out i think the the algorithm foisted some later in life
Elvis footage at me,
and it's pretty sad.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've not watched it.
I've not followed the whole Elvis story.
What is your YouTube algorithm looking like these days?
What do you get served up when you open the front page?
You'll pry it from my cold, dead hands,
that information.
Oh, my God, really?
Yeah.
No, it's honestly, it's just...
Have you been riding the algorithmic wave deep into the night?
It's a lot of, it's just a lot of bullshit.
Yeah.
Mine's, yeah, mine's very boring.
Yeah, mine's boring too.
I bet yours is fucking interesting.
It really isn't.
Timby.
Yes?
Gee.
Okay.
Hope you're both well
Is a long time fan
On the back of the
Latest friend zone
I'll just pause here
This was sent on
The 30th of July
2021
Wow
I thought I'd throw
Our name in the hat of tunes
You might like
Oh crap
They've sent me a music track
And I'm not prepared for this
The below track isn't even out yet So it's a sneaky preview Thanks for all the laughs Oh, crap. They've sent me a music track and I'm not prepared for this.
The below track isn't even out yet, so it's a sneaky preview.
Thanks for all the laughs and boner inspections.
Stay frosty, gentlemen, and say my name, Mort.
Oh, we've already done it?
Maybe?
So this next message, which is the new one,
was sent to us on the 17th of January, 2022.
Okay.
Flash forward six months.
Timby, Guyana, thanks for the shout out on the friend zone.
140, gutted the link, Mike's situation didn't work out.
Classic.
This is too good.
But I hope you end up remembering to check us out when you get the chance. The song ended up coming out a while ago, but here's the Spotify link.
Look, I've cooked the goose twice.
So I'll just mark that as unread
and we'll do the stance again in the future.
I love it.
I'm going to read a different one.
Okay, you go.
You read a different one.
Greg says on the 20th of Jan,
Dear Tim Tim Timmeroo,
Tim Timmeroo,
and who's my big guy?
Me.
I was just listening to part 7 of
the and just like that season when
one of you mentioned
that only Carrie mentions
Big's death
when it hit me like lightning.
The theory to end all theories.
Now I've never
seen the movies and only seen 5 minutes
of the not canonical TV
show but here are the facts
no one else mentions his death carrie is the narrator carrie is a bad writer carrie thinks
the world revolves around her multiple other people in carrie's life have left new york city
and they are treated as if they died mr big can't read taken together there is only one conclusion you can draw mr big left carrie and
carrie can't text him because he can't read and because she cannot comprehend someone leaving her
her mind has concluded that he must have died i like it well where did he go what is he doing
i don't know but i'd love to hear some ideas say my name Say my name. Greg Fedewa.
Thank you, Greg.
I like, I mean, it is in keeping with Carrie's perception of the world and her reality that basically anyone making the decision to cut her off is dead.
Yeah.
Except for Samantha, who she maybe thinks she's texting an apparition
or a ghost of Samantha.
I imagine big probably
is literally like two blocks over in the apartment he's always spoken about getting for himself so
that they can have some space yeah and it's probably still trying to reach out and contact
carrie who's got herself in such a flap she's totally oblivious like in the background of every
shot and they cut this from the show it's like mr big coming into the room i'm gonna wipe it my mind went to like mr big locked himself
in a closet and he can't get out and just died in there okay that's dark i like it still ends
up with him being dead though so it's probably not what happened dear Tim and Guy I'm a huge fan of your podcast
If they've got the musical notation
For you to have done that
Great
But also if you improvised it
Which you did
Great
And as of today
Which is not today
I love Ave Maria
But was
At some point today
Yeah
As of today I'm 27
Ergo
A real person According to James Reid from The Feelers.
You're not even a real person until you're 27.
I've been listening to you guys for the past five years.
Fuck.
And I want to thank you.
Die, die.
For an amazing experience.
The Grown Ups live reading episode featuring your fellow New Zealander,
Melanie Linsky, was one of the greatest things I've ever had the pleasure of
listening to.
That's right.
I read your typo, you dumb fuck.
I can't speak for the-
What a ruthless place to decide to do that.
I can't speak for the experience of watching Grown Ups 2,
but the moment where Taylor Lautner's character was gored by a deer
was a triumphant one
in the extreme.
Also, remember the Scotty
Shitty Pants episode?
That was absolutely
heartbreaking. Please
do not say my name if that ends up
happening. Regards and
many happy returns
without a sign off.
I don't remember the Scotty Shitty Pants.
Fuck.
I don't remember.
I don't remember that either.
I shouldn't say this out loud because we shouldn't say things until we do them,
but I think we should really try and get Melanie Linsky on the next season
as a guest.
Do you reckon she'd come on?
Very busy, very successful woman with a family.
Yeah, it's true.
But, I mean, it's not like we're not in range.
Yeah.
I just think she'd be so cool.
She's probably my favorite person in Los Angeles, you know?
Not that I, like, know her personally, you know, really at all.
But just from perceptions and whatever.
She seems fantastic.
She's just the best.
Her and Chelsea are friends.
Oh, your partner.
Historic friends, yeah.
Is that right?
Yeah.
From acting?
From acting and, I suppose, commonalities.
Yeah.
From acting and maybe a shared sense of taste, music, food.
Okay.
I thought you were dancing around something when you started the sentence,
but now I get that you're just deconstructing the concept of a friend.
That is what I'm trying to do.
So that was that message.
Well, let's deploy Chelsea to get Melanie on the show.
I could just DM her as well at some stage when we're back up and running.
I refuse.
Anna says this to you.
No, it's sent to me.
Hey, Frosty fellas, on episode seven of your series in Just Like That,
Tim offhandedly mentioned Riverdale.
I'm unsure whether either of you have watched the show.
Guy?
He's nodding on the podcast.
Have you watched Riverdale?
He's shaking his head, everybody.
I haven't either.
But I wanted to suggest a particular method of viewing the series.
In early 2020, my high school buddies and I decided to have virtual watch parties,
wherein we used a random number generator to decide which episode of Riverdale to watch.
The series doesn't make any sense when viewed in chronological order,
and the insanity only increases when viewed all shuffled up.
We excluded the first season from this ritual
because that season is the most grounded and has the slowest pace.
This is a great way to watch.
And be warned, but be warned,
you must keep track of which episode you've already seen
because they do tend to blur together after a while and it becomes hard to recognize a re-watch if you say my name on the pod
feel free oh sorry if you read this on the pod feel free to say my name and my pronouns are she
her and that's from anne thanks and what what have i said that's fucking funny to you, you piece of shit?
Tell me.
You somehow managed to stumble upon a monosyllabic name,
which is like a crazy thing to do.
I rule.
And have never watched Riverdale, certainly don't intend to.
Where are we at, guy?
What's that timer say to you?
It says to me, keep on rolling, baby.
Keep on. You know what? Rolling, rolling, rolling say to you it says to me keep on rolling baby keep on you know what
rolling rolling rolling to me all right partner you know what time it is keep rolling baby
throw your hands up that was the golden age of ben stiller and music videos he played the valet
hello again my frosty fellas. A pretty good album
actually. That's chocolate. Chocolate
starfish! And the hot
dog flavor water!
That's codified language
for
something else. Do you know what a chocolate starfish
is, Tim? Are we going to the carnival? We're getting
some deep fried eats? It's not as
delicious as you think.
Unless you love it.
Hello again,
my frosty fellas.
The opening to the recent Friend Zone
piqued my interest.
You had me
at Milk Stout.
Oh.
I'm curious to know
which brewery
made said stout.
And what are your
impressions of it?
Castles.
Castles.
There we go.
C-A-S-S-E-L.
I can't remember
if it's one or two L's. S.
It's a Canterbury based brewery.
I'm curious to know which brewery
made Sidstow and what your impressions of it were.
I actually have a podcast about beer
with dozens, count them, dozens
of listeners. I'm pretty
keyed in on the beer scene. In fact, I
once fasted from food for Lent
and only drank beer
and clear liquids for the whole 40 days.
Just as Jesus intended.
You can Google my name and read more about it.
Oh, you did the 40 days.
For 40 days and 40 nights and it rained and it rained and it rained and it rained and it rained.
You've done Lent?
You're not Catholic, are you?
No, but I do Lent do you do what do you give up
um not being uh sucking sucking i don't know i've got nothing give up sucking or not sucking i give
up not sucking i suck for 40 days and 40 nights yeah which is pretty good when you think there's 365 of the suckers. Who fucking chose that number?
365?
Yeah.
Make it round.
Honestly, rude.
Is that a thing?
It's like daytime, nighttime.
We got to measure.
Yeah, years.
What is it?
One around the sun, isn't it?
Fuck, who knows, man.
Change the metric of time.
Anyway.
Take that upon yourselves, friend-zoners.
Did you know milk stouts are called milk stouts
because the brewers add lactose to them?
Lactose is a sugar that brewers' yeast can't metabolize,
so that milky sweet sugar is in the final product,
adding flavor, sweetness, and a denser mouthfeel.
Isn't science grand?
If you ever want to chat beer and or rugby,
it often comes up on the pod,
I can promise to increase your listenership by at least 30 people.
And I have the metrics to prove it.
Go ahead and say my name.
And feel free to plug the Toronto Beer Podcast.
Or, of course, in Toronto term, they don't say Toronto.
They say Toronto.
If I wanted to discuss rugby and beer, I wouldn't have left Christchurch.
My man.
Okay.
My freaking man here.
I'm over it.
And, except in return, my gift to you both.
A kiss.
A mwah.
A mwah. A mwah.
Check this shit out.
The message is grownups2.
The donation amount, 20 US rucks.
The contributor, John, hasn't specified whether he wants his last name read,
but has also got a mailing address.
So I will read that now.
No, I'm just kidding.
I won't read john's address
um thank you so much for that for that 20 donation um if you would like to donate and
then have it acknowledged months and months after the fact go to worst idea of all time.com
eva says dear timble shanks and Magical Mr. Geistofelis.
Long time lurker.
Didn't think I've ever written in before.
Have you got something to say?
I'm proud of you for writing in.
That's all I've got to say.
But seeing as you're subjecting yourselves to yet more of the gals,
a reminder this was sent on the 26th of Jan,
at what point we were knee-deep in Carrie Bradshaw.
But seeing as you were subjecting yourself...
Knee-deep in Carrie Bradshaw would be a great name for an article
about Carrie getting back on the dating scene.
I thought it pertinent to let you know what an inspiration you've been.
On my own relationship with the four horse ladies of the sex-oc-palips,
I think I didn't nail that portmanteau, but you see what Eva has done there.
I've been around since season three,
and listening back to you getting to know the girls so frightfully well,
only to come right back for more a season later,
really made me miss my own time with them so many years ago.
My buddy and I have been trying to find an excuse to do a podcast together for years and thought,
he's a Sex and the City virgin, why not kill several birds at once?
Now, we're in the middle of season two of The People vs. Carrie Bradshaw.
That's really good.
And it's exactly what the title implies.
The woman is an absolute menace and she needs to be stopped.
If you've ever wondered what it might be like for the rest of us
to ingest an overwhelming piece of media
through the coffee filter of YouTube, brave boys,
this is possible simulacrum.
You've been my favourite idea
You've been my favourite idea of all time since I found you
Aww
Isn't that so nice
Thank you for never thinking this through long enough to realise
That you should stop
Times are rough and we need you in those trenches
Fighting for our sanity
You are strong boys
You are selfless boys and we owe you the world
A kiss for each of you.
Say my name, and for God's sake, say the name of my podcast.
Eva from The People vs. Carrie Bradshaw.
Great, great premise, title.
I love it.
And it's actually, it dovetails quite nicely,
because this is something I want to talk to.
Been tagged in a lot of it.
It was a little bit ago, but just to bring everyone up to speed.
John Corbett.
Does that name mean anything to you, Tim?
He's one of the guys for Sex and the City.
Yeah.
Which guy?
John Corbett plays.
Do you want me to give you a clue or no?
He plays. No, I know who he plays. John Corbett. Oh you want me to give you a clue or no? He plays
No I know who he plays
John Corbett
Oh
Oh
Aidan
Yes
Oh my gosh
Well done
I don't know why that's in there
Well much like Backstreet
He's back
Yes
Season 2
Just like that
We can look forward to
Aidan coming back to tell us
He's learned yet
Yet another
Of the seven emirates
And you can look forward to us watching it, I guess.
Whenever that comes out.
Fuck, that's going to be brutal.
We'll be okay.
There's a lot of work in front of us, Tim, but it's exciting.
And I think...
You can look forward to more regularity, folks.
That's right.
We can all look forward to that.
We are aware that it has been a different sort of year
from the worst idea of all time, and we hope you've enjoyed it,
but we are girding our loins.
You've got to experiment sometimes.
You've got to throw caution to the wind and be like,
let's pursue this idea for a bit and then realize that video editing
is so much harder and more time-consuming than you first gave it credit for
and then bemoan the fact that guy doesn't know how to do any of that stuff and then teach yourself
how to do it and get them on late and then everyone gets a bit cheesed and uh you know
then you're us that's what it's like to be us i don't know how i mean i say it i don't know how
to do anything say it on stage I um
that's a lie
I mean you do say it
but it's not true
I can do a few things
but like nothing of value
I'm a good hang
you're a fucking fantastic hang
no one can take that away from me
you're a bloody good driver
yeah yeah I do drive
I do drive the car
hey man
it's good to see you
what sport are you best at
of all of them
tennis mhm mhm bye everyone what a cool friend zone it's good to see you What sport are you best at of all of them? Tennis
Bye everyone, what a cool friend zone it's been
It has been nice
We'll see you soon
Have you got anything coming up?
Yeah, what are the fucking calls to action here?
I'd just like to say, this isn't even your plug
But I'm fucking loving
Did Titanic Sink
Oh cool man
I literally, I listen to the episodes as soon as they show up in Pocket Casts.
It's a great journey.
You and Carlo, very happy to see you boys collaborating.
And if you're not listening, get in.
It's as funny as it is informative.
And weirdly, it's both simultaneously,
but also it's actually quite a difficult
you've threaded the needle so beautifully like i'm getting so many laughs out of it and it's
difficult to articulate exactly whether or not it's a comedy podcast or an information podcast
yeah yeah yeah it's both in a way which isn't doing either a disservice. Thanks. That's so sweet. That's incredibly high praise. Thank you. It's been
a very interesting
time consuming
process to make it and not
one that I will repeat.
Well, this is how we learn.
Did Titanic Sink is the
name of the series and thank you
Guy for shouting it out. It's my
pleasure. Are you doing any comedy soon?
You got any shows that you want people to come to? For the six the six people sorry for our one libertarian listener if you know anyone in
auckland i've got a standing gig that's always on the first thursday of every month in auckland
called the mucker it's called muck around comedy used to be called the fuck around but it was too
hard to promote on facebook because zuckerberg doesn't like swears i call him kakaberg got him by the
way if you are one of those people in auckland or you know someone there on the 16th of september
which is a friday i'm improvising an hour of stand-up as i prepare to have a new hour of
stand-up in 2023 so if you want to be a part of that tickets are cheap it's at the Classic Studio find it
it's called
Watch Me
and My Huge Muscles
Get Super Ripped
for Summer
and by muscles
I mean jokes
and by summer
I mean next year
goodbye The Friends Home You're not alone Anytime
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