The Yak - EMBRACE DEBATE: Are Golden Doodles Dumb? | The Yak 9-17-21

Episode Date: September 18, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. This is what everybody's wanted. Right there, that beautiful shot. We have demoted Big Cat to six mic. I demoted myself today. I need a pitch count.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I'm on a pitch count today. Okay. I didn't know that seat was the last. Oh, no. It's all good. It sucks you found out this way. Good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:00:51 It's 1 o'clock. Yeah, 1 o'clock. What time did you wake up there, Owen? Earlier than Sass. He missed his train to Penn State. Oh, did he? Yeah. That's not great.
Starting point is 00:01:02 How's he going to get there? The train was like at 10. Yeah, it's early. I'm a six chair, so I can't really talk that much this show. Never had an office job. What? That's life. He finally got some life. That is literally life.
Starting point is 00:01:15 That was what we were talking about yesterday. This man has never clocked in. How is he supposed to know how to get a train? Basic responsibility is a thing you do learn in life. There are some things he's like, oh, that is so early. It's like 11.30. Not only that, but if you have to
Starting point is 00:01:34 do something, you just get up and do it. It's a primal thing. You don't even need to have any experience. You just make it. I'd be embarrassed to miss it. You do learn that when you're working, making $12 an hour in some office or somewhere else that you actually just can't sleep through.
Starting point is 00:01:52 So is he going to be able to go? Yeah, I think he's just taking the next one. The next train would make sense. The next train would make sense as the next logical move. I think it's also just this job. Like, no one yells at you for something like that. Right. So it's kind of, there is no real consequence.
Starting point is 00:02:08 We need scolded more. We do need scolded more. Brandon, is that a new Oklahoma State mini helmet up there? I don't know. Is it? Yeah. It is. I think we've had it for the whole time.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Zoom in on that real quick. Yeah, let's see the Oklahoma State mini helmet. You got the cowbell. You got the cowbell. You got the Oklahoma State mini helmet. Yeah. Yeah cowbell. You got the Oklahoma State mini helmet. Yeah. Yeah, I love the shelf. Is that Barry Sanders era?
Starting point is 00:02:30 No, that might be a little earlier than Barry Sanders, but it's around there. It could be Thurman Thomas. What's that in the middle? Is that Iowa? No, Iowa. That's Purdue. That's Purdue. Boilermaker.
Starting point is 00:02:40 That's Auburn. Katie Stats did a great job with the shelf. That's Candle Fork. Go back over to the left. That's Randy Moss. Are you sure that's Purdue, not Iowa? That little guy? That's Purdue, right? Stats did a great job with the show. That's Candle Fork. Go back over to the left. That's Randy Moss. Are you sure that's Purdue, not Iowa? That little guy? That's Purdue, right?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Isn't that a P? I can't see. It looks like. No, that's Missouri. Oh, it's Missouri. I can't tell if he's black or white. Missouri. Very tan.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Very racially ambiguous. Very tan. So you're probably wondering, what race is this guy? Or is it just July where he is? Yeah, maybe, yeah. I can't tell if that's his son's name. It could be Middle Eastern. It could be Italian or pervert.
Starting point is 00:03:12 No, I'm glad we stopped fucking. I think that's up to him to decide. I'm glad, yeah, it is. I'm glad we stopped fucking with your shelf. It's perfect the way it is. And you know what? We've all agreed to just not touch it. Not touch it.
Starting point is 00:03:21 It remains like that. Good, thank you for that. Yeah, of course. I appreciate that. Katie's going to feel good about that that she takes meticulous care of the shelf and anything that is missing or shows up she she gets very upset about but uh what's uh what else is going on kyle um so i just realized what one two three four five, three, four, five. Now go. And it's Friday.
Starting point is 00:03:46 It'll make its way to you. Yeah, you have to learn. I had to start with the second chair, right? Two, three, four, five. Well, no, it was more than I just. What? With Nick's, I mean, I'm. What are you on about? What are you on about?
Starting point is 00:04:03 There's five of us here. What is this about? Natural. There's a natural five there's a natural five in the building very natural five it's the most natural five we've had in a while well it's the exact same natural five we had what did we do the last time we had this exact group together it wasn't a good question Good question. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Great answer. And it's actually an incredible natural five because I was planning on not coming in today. Yeah, but you just had to. Well, no, I woke up and I looked at my calendar and I pulled a reverse sass. I saw that I had an interview at 12 that I just forgot that I had. Was that a bull rider? Yep. So then I took a shower and I came on in.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I was up, taking my son to school, and then I was like, oh, I should come in to do this interview. And here you are. And now we have a natural five. And I assume after this show's over, you're probably going back to home. That'd be nice. Home. Before we get into whatever we may end up doing, Stephen Chay's tweet last night. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I just realized Microsoft is not only a wildly successful company, but also probably the two words you least want your penis described as. Until now, the yak just started. Stephen Chay, LLC. The two words you want your penis to be described as until now the yak just started see steven chay llc the two words you want your penis to be described as can i can i just ask a question based on this tweet i have a follow-up as well after your question i mean soft is just something that's small and tiny but the right soft is something that most dicks are most of the time so i don't really get offended when somebody says you have a soft penis. I'm expected to have a soft penis in this setting, right?
Starting point is 00:05:48 So I don't get offended when somebody says you have a soft dick. There has to be another company that's two words that are worse. I get where he was going because the punchline required the use of Microsoft. So he had to just roll with it. I get it. And go with soft. Micro works. Micro works, but what are some other things
Starting point is 00:06:06 you don't want your penis to be? Racist. Racist. Fair. You don't want it really bent, like a right angle, so right aid. Oh, there's that one guy. Mantis.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Yeah. No, he crushed it. Microsoft. Did he go? I was looking. He also crushed it in the group chat. I wouldn't want my penis to be diseased. Can we pull that up?
Starting point is 00:06:29 Disease would be a bad word to describe your penis. What makes me nervous about Steven's tweet is he is, not to get too far into where he is, but I know he's out of town. Well, I actually know he's in Chicago because he texted me. He texted us a picture. For a recommendation, and he texted us a picture. But he's in Chicago, which means he's probably, I think he's in Chicago Because he texted me He texted us a picture For a recommendation And he texted us a picture But he's in Chicago Which means he's probably
Starting point is 00:06:48 I think he's at a wedding Which means he's probably away from his children He's with his wife Alone in a hotel room Yeah And then he drops a Microsoft tweet Oh no That feels way too on the nose
Starting point is 00:07:01 There had to have been inspiration there He just saw his penis for the first time in the last two years, and he's like, wow. Oh, okay. Microsoft. He also dropped it right at kickoff of the game. Yeah. Right at kickoff.
Starting point is 00:07:14 And, you know, this is a guy that lives for Thursday night football. That is his horniest time. So it should be neither of those things. What's the best name, company name for a penis? Big Lots. Campbell Shucky. what's the best name company name for a penis uh big lots campbell shucky big lots is good apple apple yeah it's up there it's up there i'm gonna look at all corporation names that's what i'm gonna do over here uh fortune 500 names the gap wouldn't be good. The Gap, yeah. Here we go. Probably should have thrown this one around in the writer's room.
Starting point is 00:07:53 We should have thrown this in the writer's room. Alibaba. I could probably name 12 companies right now. Nintendo. Just throwing out ideas. Lip Smackers. Sport Clips. Smuckers.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Yeah. Super Cuts. That's good if you've maybe gone from circumcised to uncircumcised. Any companies. Lockheed Martin. Canada Goose. Boeing. Maybe gone from circumcised to uncircumcised. Any companies. Lockheed Martin. Canada Goose. Boeing.
Starting point is 00:08:32 You want to ride the jet? It's not terrible. It's not awful. You can also make it boing. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, Goldman Sachs. Goldman Sachs is probably number one. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:08:41 That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Not bad. Companies. TJ's got one. Johnson's pretty good. Not bad. Companies. TJ's got one. Johnson & Johnson? There it is. Nice.
Starting point is 00:08:50 That's for a dual-peen boy. Progressive penis. Progressive. All-state. Are Siamese twins extinct yet? I don't think it's a genetic thing. Are they endangered? They're endangered.
Starting point is 00:09:04 How many do you think they're living right now? What do you mean it's's a genetic thing. Are they endangered? They're endangered. How many do you think there are living right now? I know there's... What do you mean it's not a genetic thing? It's just bad luck. I don't think if you're a Siamese twin, you have Siamese twins. I don't think you have. Can't something be with... Siamese twins can't have children?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Is that what you're trying to say? Is that what you're trying to say? I don't know. I know there was that TLC... Disgusting. Sarah and... What were their names? Was it Sarah and Rebecca? They're the Siamese twins at the head.
Starting point is 00:09:30 There's some current ones who make the rounds on Snapchat. I think they're teacher. Oh, they are teacher. They're teacher. They're teacher. Yeah. We're teacher. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:43 I kind of want to know. Is it under 10 in the world? Are there more blimps or Siamese twins? Are there more Cold Stone Creameries or Siamese twins? So I'm going to go with Siamese twins I think there's got to be more than 10 Siamese twins in the world, right?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Well, is it 20? Does that count as 20? I don't know If you're a twin, you're still a twin We're talking about sets Sets of twins. 10 sets of twins? Sets of Siamese twins. There are 20 people that are Siamese twins.
Starting point is 00:10:09 There are 10 sets of twins. I hope we have a Siamese twin listener. That would be awesome. Well, that would be two listeners. Yeah. Well, it only counts as one, though, on YouTube. Yeah. Unless they have some computer devices.
Starting point is 00:10:26 What if your cock is generally electric? Yeah, that's good. That'd be good. What does it say? How many? It's not giving me an exact answer. It's more than 123. Oh, well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:38 One in every 50,000 to 60,000 births is conjoined to it. No way. No. That's not true. That's way too much. They can break them up. There's no way there's two in Cedar Rapids. Yeah, there's not a chance.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I've never seen one in the flesh. It's a higher population in Asia. Oh. But are they conjoined maybe by the fingers? Is that because of the sesame oil? It might be. It might very well be.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Huh. I'm surprised we haven't hired one. Or two. We'll get there. Looks like the ad people got mad at us saying no S on sports clips. It's like a tongue twister. They've taken to it with red ink. Oh, jeez. They've taken to it with red ink. Oh, gee.
Starting point is 00:11:25 They've taken to it with red ink. Sport clips. So I think we're 13 minutes in, boys. Why don't you do a Coors Light ad? That's far enough. I'm looking at Siamese twins on Instagram. When you need to slow down, just open a Coors Light. It's mountain cold refreshment made to chill.
Starting point is 00:11:40 It tastes great from Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. So slow down and celebrate responsibly. Get Coors Light in the new look delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com slash take you guys tore up a Dave and Buster's last night huh fuck yes we did the sugar you had on the rim of your cup looked so good it was neon it was glowing I ate so much it felt so bad in my stomach but it was so great yeah It was neon. It was glowing. I ate so much. It felt so bad in my stomach, but it was so great. Yeah. It was Dave & Buster's. It was a good fucking time.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Just a great place. Jake won an Xbox? He did? That's what he tweeted it. How'd he win an Xbox? On the Stacker game? I don't know. So the boys went and played games and I sat on the toilet during halftime. You didn't play games? Nah, I just needed a minute. That's what I love about you. You don't play games. Yeah, I don't play.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I hope you don't play. Yeah, you quit school because of recess. Yeah, I just fucking sit on the toilet, was alone with my thoughts, and then, you know, second half. So, we also went to what? I found the Siamese Twins on Instagram. Oh, no. Join account.
Starting point is 00:12:43 58.4 thousand followers. Not verified. Hmm. Last picture, 2015. Did they pass? No. They probably just aren't active.
Starting point is 00:12:53 What are their names? Abby and Brittany. Abby and Brittany. Hensel. They had a show. I don't think they survived. Do they bury them together? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I want to know. Also, they don't know. The next last one is 2012, so maybe they just don't post. Pronouns. Wait, they have separate accounts? No, they have one account. I'll hit it with a like. No, why don't you follow?
Starting point is 00:13:18 I like one of the comments. Do they take selfies? Someone commented within the last two hours. Question. They're still getting... Fuck yeah. If a pair of Siamese twins is a pair... What was the comment?
Starting point is 00:13:36 Nick said something funny. What did he say? I don't want to say it again. Say it again. No. Could they play like... Save it for the football segment. Hockey goalie?
Starting point is 00:13:47 That would be cheat code. That would be cheap. Right? That would be amazing. That would be incredible. They wouldn't be good soccer goalies. Why would you think they would be better? Well, if they just take up more space.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I don't know if they do. They have one torso. No. That's not true. Is it? No, they have two tors No, that's not true. Is it? No, they have two torsos. I feel like Ice would be the enemy of the Simon & Swine. They have a wide torso, but they're both skinny.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Are they going to be able to stand on Ice? So it's like the one average size man. Do you know the saying, two heads are better than one? Just look at that and just be like, ah. One's shorter than the other. Tails never fails. Remember when we handcuffed Brandon to Nick? Yeah, we did.
Starting point is 00:14:30 That was kind of like that. You hurt me. Well, yeah, you startled me. I didn't know I was going to be accosted, and it took two of y'all to do it. Who's cornbread is that? There's cornbread in the kitchen. That was way too early for barbecue to show up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I ate the barbecue because it showed up. I feel awful right now. You had way too early for barbecue to show up. I know. Yeah. Friday. I felt, I ate the barbecue because it showed up. I feel awful right now. You had brisket at 11 a.m. You can't have brisket at 11 a.m., not fatty brisket anyway. How many y'all mama been good?
Starting point is 00:14:54 She cooked that collard green fatback meat to cornbread. What was that? I don't know. Boys, we're just riffing. That was a nice one.
Starting point is 00:15:03 What happened to riffing? Whatever happened to riffing? What does that have to be? Beans, greens. Brisket's overrated. Oh, the Thanksgiving song. Beans, greens, tomatoes. A little bit.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it just brisket, chicken, and mac and cheese? There was a cucumber salad. No beans? No, no beans. How do you do no beans? You got to have beans. You got to have beans.
Starting point is 00:15:29 It was two gigantic tubs of brisket, two gigantic tubs of chicken. And no beans. Huge mac and cheeses and some cucumber salad. Hypothetically, if I were to poll 100 people what you have at a barbecue, beans would be a good answer. Beans would be at least number three answer, I would say. Didn't you take multiple shits at Dave & Buster's last night? One, that's creepy. That's a creepy question.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Two, wait, it's only creepy if he's exactly right. Two, I didn't, so that makes it creepy. That actually does. That is creepy. How, what were you tracking? You just said earlier in the show you ate and shit a lot at Dave & Buster's. You also said you spent the entire halftime. Yeah, halftime.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I was wondering why you wanted beans. Now, was that a shit or was that just an escape? It was a combo. You know when you go to the bathroom, you don't have to shit, but you're like, I'm going to sit here, and then you sit there long enough that then you shit. Did your legs go to sleep? No, I do a little.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Shift it. This, that. This, that. The other. shit. Do your legs go to sleep? No, I do a little shift it. This, that, this, that, the other. So what's up, guys? Ah. What is this? What?
Starting point is 00:16:38 Wait a minute. What a fucking demon. I'm not going to say the word. This is the one. Flaunting her pupperino. All she does is flaunt her pupperino. Get Beeman in here. She's probably not even here. Say get in here.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Yeah, say suck this ratio. Get her in here. Can we get her in here? Get Beeman. Beeman. She sits over in the corner. What? That's good, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Did you go to the Zah school of typing? What is her problem? All right, let's boost the numbers on that one, the reply. No, no, we're trying to ratio. Like your own tweet. My word. Yeah, like that one. All right, let's get that one boosted.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Beeman? Fucking Beeman. She's public enemy number one of the- She has a great dog. An objectively fantastic dog. She can't go after everybody else's- Wait, you saw the dog in person, right? I've seen it twice.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Say it. I'm going to wait for her to get here. You know what? I'm going to say it. I'm going to bash her dog right in her face. Yogi wasn't that well behaved. Was he not? Nope.
Starting point is 00:17:45 And his breast stunk. Oh my goodness. Smelled like dog treats. He must have a poor diet. Smelled like a milk bone. Gross. Disgusting. Milk bone is a...
Starting point is 00:18:01 It is a terrible name. That's a bad name for your penis. that's a bad name for your penis. That's a bad name for your... No, actually, it's not. I think that's exactly right. No, it's not. No, it's Milkbone. If my nickname was Milkbone,
Starting point is 00:18:13 oh, that would be... Goddamn. It's too late for me to have a nickname. Can we start calling you Milkbone? Can I have my name changed on the blogger profile on Barstool? Barstool Milkbone. Ah, Black and Decker. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Two words. Jesse James. I saw, by the way, that Sass publicly said where he's doing stand-up next week. Where is it? Oh, they're trying to lure a crowd. Yeah, on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:18:34 So that's interesting. Zara, you're back without Beamer. She ain't here. She's not here. She's tweeting golden doodle slander from fucking home? Or from the bar. What a... I'm not gonna say it.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Don't say it. What a beaming. We doing big guy sitting? Yeah. What a beaming. So she's not coming in. You can go ahead and tell us your unfiltered thoughts about her dog, Six Chair. I actually really liked her dog. It was awesome. It fucking sucks. I wanted to say something mean about her dog, but her dog's pretty
Starting point is 00:19:03 awesome. That was a blanket statement And her dog just like chill Like my dog if I left my dog off the leash It'd just start running Her dog just kind of hung out next to her Yeah that's awesome Yeah it hurts guys sorry guys The apple doesn't
Starting point is 00:19:18 I don't know where I was going with that You cut it real quick Y'all not going to big guy sit over here You want to call Beeman? I don't have Beeman's number. Yeah. Kyle, you obviously have Beeman's number. You obviously have Beeman's number. You very obviously have Beeman's number. Wish I did.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Oh. Hey. Sheesh. Nice. Yeah. Look at my perfectly matching shoes and shirt combo. I don't care about it. Brandon, do you have a show tonight? College football show? I do not. No Friday nights?
Starting point is 00:19:48 No Friday nights. Wow, and you're here. It's a travel day. We're not traveling. Obviously, we're not traveling today. We'll be traveling next week and pretty much every other week from the next five weeks. Travel day. The Brandon Walker College football show is going very well.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Every segment that was planned for the Brandon Walker College Football Show is on the Brandon Walker College Football Show. Numbers? Yeah. I don't know. I don't ask. That's nice. So not that well. No, I don't check my numbers.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I mean, if they were really good, they'd be like, damn, this is crazy. I mean, they do come up to me and say Sling is very happy with me. Who says that? Sling? Logan? Sling? The actual Sling? Well, no.
Starting point is 00:20:21 If they did, that would be awesome. I haven't talked to Sling, but Logan says Sling is very happy with me. He's lying. We have a Sling guy in the office. He's quite nice. Really? Yeah, he always comes up and says good show. Oh, is that Lopez? Because he always comes up and says good show. Lopez? His name is Nick. He's listening now. His name is also Nick.
Starting point is 00:20:38 What are we, in a police department? Lopez. Lopez, get over here. Lopez, give me the numbers. We just talked about Beeman. I can talk about Lopez. Let me see your gun, Lopez. I like to call certain people by their last names and certain people by their first names. I don't know why. It just happens.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I've never heard you talk to anyone about their last name. Beeman? No. Name a single other person. Stanko. Stanko. Stanko, but that's a nickname. His last name's not Stanko.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Malasek? I think it is. Who? Malasek. Who? Nobody calls him Malasek. Who? Malasek. Who? Jake. He's the eyebrow boy. Malasek? I think it is. Who? Malasek? Who? Nobody calls him Malasek. Who? Malasek?
Starting point is 00:21:05 Who? Jake. He's the eyebrow boy. That guy's name's Jake? Yeah. I knew that. But there's too many Jakes, so he gets his last name. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Stanko's last name is Stanko? No, it's not. It's Stankovich. Nope. It's Stankabitch. Yeah, it is. Right. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:21:23 His last name's Stanko? Let's fucking play the game. Wait, get him in here. I want to play with St last name's Stanko? Let's fucking play the game. Wait, get him in here. I want to play with Stanko. Stanko's not here either. He is. More like Stinko. Stinko.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Stinko. Ooh. Hovenger Bella tweeted, I want to fuck a Barstool Sports employee. Who said that? You guys want to just tag me? I know that. Did they tag you alone in it? What's a lofty goal?
Starting point is 00:21:44 That's like tweeting, I want to fuck a Jimmy Johns manager. I mean, you know Glennie Balls will fuck you. But tag me in that. That's gaslighter. That came up in Pick Central and Marty was trying to get Mintz to say sup and he wouldn't
Starting point is 00:22:00 do it. Who quote tweeted it? It's got to be Tommy Smokes. No, Glennie. No. People are tagging Glennie. That was really dangerous. That easily could have been a dick pic or something. Who quote tweeted it? It's got to be Tommy Smokes. No, Glennie. Oh. No. People are tagging Glennie. That was really dangerous. That easily could have been a dick pic or something. Who is that? Bella. She's a hovenger.
Starting point is 00:22:12 It's part of a collective. They have their own logo. Wait, really? Yeah, go to her banner. We don't say that word, by the way. I forgot. Bella? How do I work around that each vendor
Starting point is 00:22:25 each vendor Avenger she's an H woman H man is oh god that's not what I was talking about go to the other Ho Avengers wait what are they it's just a cool logo they've got a good 23 year olds pretty foot model There's no way this is a real person Correct? There's no way she's real Jersey Jerry will probably hit her up Jerry likes to DM with complete bots Does he?
Starting point is 00:22:55 It's very funny What's up Pete? I want to fuck a barstool I got a question Pete Why wouldn't he come in yesterday but he comes in today Because you get off on belated birthdays Don't you? You would Pete, we got a question. I got a question. Why wouldn't he come in yesterday, but he comes in today so easily? Come in here for a second. Because you get off on belated birthdays, don't you? Come here.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I have a question. You would. Have a seat right here. Sit down. Sit down. You have time. He's such a fuck. He's 38, by the way.
Starting point is 00:23:15 38. Bummer. You're way older than him, Brandon. I'm four years older than him. Brandon, you've been 42 for at least six months now. When are you going to grow up? That is almost exactly correct. I turned four years older than him. Brandon, you've been 42 for like at least six months now. When are you going to grow up? That is almost exactly correct. I turned 42 in April.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I will turn 43 next April. Yeah, it feels like, though, it's taking a while. No. For you to get to 43. 42 is about right. It's right. I'm 42. I'll be 43 in April.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I got six more months. Maybe seven. How do months work? First person to name a famous 42-year-old. Jackie Robinson. I mean, we could just name somebody old when they were – they'd be currently 42? They'd currently be 42. I bet you like Justin Long.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Jason Biggs. Oh, I actually have a game that we could – That's a good one. Well, Brandon probably just knows somebody who shares his birthday. That's probably why he said it. No, I didn't. He does not share my birthday. Thomas Jefferson shares my birthday.
Starting point is 00:24:09 He had sex with slaves. Yeah, he did. Just like I tried to. Jesus. Aaron Rodgers? No, he's younger than that. Blake Lively? She might be.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Blake Lively. No, she's not. All right, hold on. We have the top 12 on our monitor over here. Let me think about this. Blake Lively. She might be. Blake Lively. All right, hold on. We have the top 12 on our monitor over here. Let me think about this. Let me think about this. Kobe would have. Good answer. 42, 42, 42.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Perfumousbirthdays.com. Samaki Walker. Blake Lively is 34. Seth Rogen. That's way off. No, he's too old. Don't think athletes. No, let's think.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Oh, are we thinking athletes? No, I'm not going to say it. Kobe, I know. Would he have been 42? Yes. Mike Shinona. Oh, of Linkin Park. You said yesterday he's 43.
Starting point is 00:24:56 42, 42, 42 athletes. You've been bringing up Shinona a lot. I am Shinona. Tom Brady's 43, 44. Is Tom Brady 44? Yeah, Keisha Knight-Polliam from the Cosby Show. Holy shit. Tony Romo.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Lance Bass. Who played Ashley Banks? Have we gotten any of these? Not in the top 12. Keira Knightley. No. This is a great game. Athletes, TJ?
Starting point is 00:25:25 What is the first profession? The first profession is reality star. Kardashian. CT. Which one? Courtney. Tim. Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Wow. All right, next one. All right, we win. No, it's over. No, let's go down the list. Give us a clue and we'll see if we can get them. Actor. Actor.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Give us one film. Male or female male um you have to ask yes or no comedy movies uh no james from adam driver good one no ah uh michael b jordan That's a good one. No, he's younger than that. Okay, okay. Go back to the list. He was like 16 when he did The Wire in 2001, which was not my age at all.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Rob Dyrdek. Older. I thought there was going to be a noise. His titty's just hanging out. Yeah, it's just out of his shirt. His titty's just hanging out. It's just out. What's that to be annoying. His titty's just hanging out. Yeah, it's just out of his shirt. His titty's just hanging out. It's just out. What's that?
Starting point is 00:26:28 Kevin Hart. Was that pink? Who was that second one? Oh. Oh, wow. Good pull. What's the next one? Oh, that's Cooper Barnes.
Starting point is 00:26:38 No, that's the handsome vampire. Male or female. Next one. He died and lost. Pattinson? No, no, no. He died and lost. Jason Momoa. They all died and lost. No was the he was the first death and lost what chris pratt jesus you're good these are
Starting point is 00:26:53 very successful people yeah chris abby oh the pink pink is older than me for sure no he just showed it he just showed it i don't think Pink's 42 years old. That's Pink up there in the top right. There will never be another Pink. That was the first time. John Legend. Chrissy Teigen's husband. Addison Rae's mom. Addison Rae's mom.
Starting point is 00:27:14 All right. Jason Momoa. CM Punk is older than me. Mm-mm. This is depressing. I don't like this anymore. They're all wealthier than you two. Oscar Isaacaac i don't think she i don't think just you think mama june still got money oh get it get her off the page
Starting point is 00:27:32 heigl oh fuck i'm sorry just a number age is just a number all right can we just play some play the family feud bring it up let's go let's go uh you know family feud? Bring it up. Let's go. Let's go. Team play. No, no, no. Let's go singles. Loser has to do something. Loser has to. Very bad. You're just hosting the show at this point. Alright, sorry. Brandon, think of a... I am the idea guy, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Loser has to do what? Do you come up with something? No, no, no. Go ahead. Loser has to... What does the loser have to do, Kyle? Oh, guess who? Pete Alonzo was in the building with Frank.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Oh, God. Did they hand cross paths? I don't know. I feel like that would create something. I don't even think they crossed paths.
Starting point is 00:28:18 We told Frank he was here and he didn't do a thing. He doesn't mind Pete Alonzo, does he? I would hope not. I mean, Pete Alonzo is a good baseball player. Mm-hmm. We have a caller.
Starting point is 00:28:29 What? We have a caller. Oh, is it Beeman? Beeman? Beeman! Are you at a bar? Are you at a bar? It's Friday.
Starting point is 00:28:39 No, I'm at a coffee shop. What's your fucking problem with Golden Doodles? I'm at a coffee shop. Hey! I don problem with golden doodles? I'm at a coffee shop. Hey. I don't pick them. I just don't like them. I have a golden doodle. My dog Sam is a golden doodle.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Was. Oh, I was just about to say I have a bigger problem with the owners. Oh, Jesus, Beeman. Why? I just think, like, go rescue a dog or something. You didn't rescue a dog. That's clearly a brand dog that you have. No, I did.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I did rescue him. You rescued him from a breeder for $7,000. I rescued him from a house that he was tied to a tree for $100 in Indiana. Oh, so we've got to rescue dogs now. What's next? What's next? He probably loves that tree. What are we doing here? I just don't like them.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I think they're dumb. Okay. The owners are the doodles. Isn't this dog racism? The dogs. Golden doodles are very smart. They're actually very not. What?
Starting point is 00:29:40 Are you serious? Your ass is getting ratioed so hard right now. You're getting ratioed so hard right now. What do you think a golden doodle is smarter than your fucking whatever the fuck it is, husky? No, I think Yogi is smarter. No, I don't. Yogi was so stupid when he was trying to get him in that truck. I heard his shit all over the set.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I just heard you say how good he was and how you had nothing bad to say. No, I didn't. I said I hate him. all over the set. I just heard you say how good he was and how you had nothing bad to say. No, I didn't. I said I hate him. And he smells gross. Smells bad. Like milk bombs. Why did I call in? I'm glad I didn't come in today.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Oh, wow. Wow. Says a lot. All right. Oh, loser for Family Feud has to go and eat lunch one-on-one with Beeman. Absolutely not. No. Yes. Yes. that's terrible.
Starting point is 00:30:27 That's the meanest thing you could ever do to someone. That's so mean to me. No, it's not. Think about us. Alright, thank you, Beeman. Enjoy your day. Have a good weekend. I actually like Yogi a lot. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I actually like that penalty. lot. I know. Okay. I actually like that penalty because we can like. That would be a funny penalty. If Kyle misses one, we can just blame him for being lusty. Oh, I guess I missed. No, no, no. Here's what we do. No, no, no. Loser has to buy lunch and sit right there for an entire episode of the Yak with Beeman.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Oh, no. That's good. No, that's good. Hold the conversation. Yes. Yes. All right, fine. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Owen, are you going first? This sucks. No, six chair starts. Six chair starts. Oh, I don't want to start. Six chair starts, brother. You're a starting chair. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Welcome to the bottom. I can't see. Are we going solo all the way through here? Yeah, solo all the way through. I can't see. Are we going solo all the way through? Yeah, solo all the way through. I can't see. Uh-huh. Six chairs. The running of the bulls is dangerous.
Starting point is 00:31:33 The running of what kind of animals wouldn't be cats? Show me cats. Good answer. Good answer. Mice. Good answer. This is definitely a reason, right? Ants.
Starting point is 00:31:47 That would be very dangerous. What? It would be remarkably dangerous. Ah, fuck. Squirrels? Good answer. That would be hilarious. Why, Brandon?
Starting point is 00:32:02 Squirrels? You ever run with a squirrel? What? So fast? If I ever run with a squirrel? What? Have I ever run with a squirrel? That would be hilarious. Would you just be guffawing if you saw? Hundreds of squirrels running through the street.
Starting point is 00:32:12 That would be awesome. Oh, fuck. Someone help me. Nice cats. What else? What else? No, we're not helping. No, come on.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Come on. You got a demon on the mind. What? Dogs. Demon brain. Dogs. Just two dogs. Two dogs. That's dangerous. Just two dogs. Two dogs.
Starting point is 00:32:25 That's dangerous. You sicker. Yeah. Fuck off. Bulldogs? I wouldn't want to get chased by a bulldog. They can't run very well. Hamsters, snails, slugs, bunnies.
Starting point is 00:32:37 That's so easy. So easy. God damn it. Be smarter. Bunnies. You don't think a race of squirrels would be funny? Yeah. I don't think it would be dangerous either.
Starting point is 00:32:49 All right. Some like it hot and some like it cold. That's not even a question. What? Go ahead. This is a good talking point. We've had this. Over lunch.
Starting point is 00:32:59 We have not had this. No, we haven't. It hasn't been worded like this. No, it hasn't. Some like it hot. Are you answering to the some? Coffee. Show me coffee.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Soup. Show me soup. Yeah, we have had this one. We have? But it wasn't worded like this. No, it wasn't. Pretty. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. No, we have had this one. And I got a perfect board on it. I remember. What? Yeah, I got four right in a row. PB&J. s'mores. A little PB&J, a s'more.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Weather. Brandon, shut the fuck up. You thought we were being serious saying PB&J and s'mores? Yes. Weather. Show me weather. Women. If I lose by eight and I have to fucking break bread with Beeman.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Oh, I love a good cold woman. Shower. Food, pizza. Less than 1% are necrophiliacs. Food. Pizza. That seems high. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Damn it. Oh, that woman got you. What happened? Oh, triple points. This is the big one. Name a word that starts with temp. Temperature. Oh, this motherfucker's typing up a storm.
Starting point is 00:34:14 All right, Zach, get your four letters ready. Temporary. Oh, yeah. Tempest. Tempest? That's your neck. No, he spelled it wrong. John Chaney.
Starting point is 00:34:34 John Chaney. Temple. Good answer. Yeah. No, no, no! You spelled it wrong. It wasn't one. I'm clicking.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I'm clicking the right thing. It said no to Temple. Temecula? No. Close. Temp. Tempy. Tempy.
Starting point is 00:34:51 That's not going to be on there. It should be. It should be. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp.
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Starting point is 00:35:04 Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp.. Yeah. Tempt. Oh, no, no, no. I meant to see. Temptation. It's tempt. Temptation. Wait. What? Did you lose?
Starting point is 00:35:14 I lost. Beeman. Beeman. That's 432. God damn it. Okay. A lot on the line here. Do the ad read while we wait for...
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Starting point is 00:35:50 Cool. Stanko's in the studio. Stanko, what's your last name? Stankovich, probably. Stanko. Stanko, your last name is Stanko. Your parents named you Stanko Stanko. That's correct, yes.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Stanko squared. I like that. What's your middle name? Kenny. Yeah. It's not Kenneth? No, Kenny with an E-Y at the end. Is that your mom's maiden name?
Starting point is 00:36:21 It's my mom's maiden name, yep. I thought they were just goofing around. I thought they were just fucking around. I know a Kenny family from Connellsville. Where are you from? Me? Yeah, you. I'm from Southbury, Connecticut.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Nice. You guys have no idea where that is. It's in Connecticut. I do. It's Western Connecticut. It's South and Northbury, right? It's got to be. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Owen's right, though. It's in Western Connecticut. It's in Connecticut. Not big. It's south of Northbury, right? It's got to be. Yeah, that's true. Owen's right, though. Western Connecticut. It's not Connecticut. Not big. It was so bad. It's a daily show. We try things here. Just be better.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Have you seen the daily show? It stinks. Does it stink? Does it stink? It's terrible. Not electric at all. Why? Is it because it's an unfunny person?
Starting point is 00:37:04 Yes. Person? It's somebody from South Africa. Nick? I'm ready. I think you said that. Like, South Africans
Starting point is 00:37:12 can't be funny. I didn't say that. Ernie Els was hilarious. Dave Matthews. What was my score? 432? 492. 492?
Starting point is 00:37:20 No, it was 432. The woman had 492. 432. 432. God damn it. Easy to remember. Fucking eat lunch with Beeman. That will suck.
Starting point is 00:37:28 And you got to buy whatever she wants to eat. That's your lowest score ever. You're just going to see us in here having a good time. Thanks, Owen. I'm just saying. It's this fucking seat. It's the seat. Click that button.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Owen has never had a 432 in his seat. I want to show me my opponent. I said keys. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, fuck. Jamerion. Jamerion85. I'm keys. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, fuck. Jamerion. Jamerion 85. I'm fucked.
Starting point is 00:37:49 This guy's a computer. What would you do if you were making fun of the boss and the rest of the room suddenly realized he was in one of the... What? These are long... In one of the stalls. You didn't read it correctly. What would you do if you were making fun of the boss in the restroom
Starting point is 00:38:03 and suddenly realized he was in one of the stalls? That is an impossible question. Laugh? I don't fucking know. Nice. Good answer. Good answer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Apologize? There we go. Sneak out? Just say leave. Sneak out? Sneak out. sneak out just say leave sneak out snake out that's probably not okay um turn right wait that's not even um you got credit for that that was not even close uh uh poop uh I would pretend I'm on the phone. Ah, fuck, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Flush, flush. I would flush the toilet. Fuck. Leave. Flush is definitely one. Quit. Leave. Yeah, I guess leave is one of them.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Stop talking. It was leave or stop talking. Jesus, Jamerion. Jamerion, 85. Put some respect on that name. Spend a lot of time. Stop talking. It was leave or stop talking. Jesus, Jamerion. Jamerion85. Put some respect on that name. He spends a lot of time in the bathroom. Jamerion85. Name something people put on
Starting point is 00:39:13 their teeth. On their teeth? Paint? Braces. Nice. Good answer. Great answer, Nick. Really good answer, Nick. Toothpaste. You put that on your teeth? I guess.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah. Why were you so confused by that preposition? On your teeth is weird. I think this is a weird thing. In your teeth? Yeah, like floss. Amongst your teeth? Around your teeth?
Starting point is 00:39:39 Put on their teeth. Salsa. You said salsa? Salsa. Yeah, fuck it. Salsa. You said salsa? Yeah, fucking salsa. Taking a shot of the air, boys. All it takes is one. Shit. Something people put on
Starting point is 00:39:59 their teeth. Mouthwash. Good answer. Thanks. Toouthwash. Good answer. Thanks. Toothbrush. Hariza. Hariza.
Starting point is 00:40:11 We got it in. Oh. Whitener. Okay. Wow. Jamerion tied with you. Yeah. Jamerion.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Salsa should have been on there. Salsa should have been on there. Salsa. I was just taking a shot. You ever just cover your teeth in some salsa? Name something you find in almost everyone's refrigerator. Eggs. Whoa. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Good answer. Milk. Bodies. Salsa. Try it. You have to try it. I'm not doing it. You have to try it. I'm not doing it. You have to try it.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I don't think of anything else. Something that's always in the refrigerator. Mustard. Condiments. If this says ketchup slash salsa, I don't agree. Vegetables. Vegetables. Ew. um um vegetables vegetables oh boy this is you're gonna lose you are gonna shut up you're gonna lose 15 seconds
Starting point is 00:41:16 jamaerion 85 is dominating nobody else had played jamaerion uh. Alcohol. God damn it. I'm sorry. He's not going to get it in. Water. Juice. Water. Water. Why would people put water in their fridge?
Starting point is 00:41:32 They have ice. Butter. Salsa. Water. Water comes out of the fridge. And Nick got. Oh, and he is now Beeman luncheon Wow that was a turn
Starting point is 00:41:47 I didn't expect 320 So the game is actually unfair If we all had to play Jamerion I would have the highest score Those were hard questions Yeah those were hard
Starting point is 00:41:56 I think they're getting harder I think they saw an influx of people They were like People have been on this website Since 2003 Yeah Alright so 320 Is now the score to beat.
Starting point is 00:42:06 All right. Wow, Nick and Beeman sitting in a tree. Shut up. You're about to piss off Kyle. I was just stopped. Yeah, it's stupid. Stupid jungle. Kyle's going to throw this game on purpose.
Starting point is 00:42:21 All right, follow it up. 365 is the next score. Yeah, we know, TJ. Teej. I thought you got 320. No. You wish. All right, who have I got here?
Starting point is 00:42:36 Oh. Leah. Leah. Nah. You're going to body her. Name something a man might have expensive taste in. These are all different. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Wine. Yeah, the manliest men. Wine. Wine. Food. Brandon, you're like. Yes. There it is.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I'm getting there. I'm getting there. You answer car for everything that's in a house. Yeah, he does. Porches Decks I don't know Just thinking Just thinking out loud
Starting point is 00:43:08 Women Pussy Yeah pussy Do pussy I didn't see y'all helping me When I was trying to I gave you salsa Put it on my teeth
Starting point is 00:43:17 House House I don't That's not it Loser has to put salsa On their teeth Paintball gun Paintball gun
Starting point is 00:43:23 Definitely Three wheeler I always I have an expensive taste Did you have a Sandbox to put salsa on their teeth. Paintball gun. Paintball gun, definitely. Three-wheeler. I always... I got an expensive taste of jewelry because that's what I'm in. Sandbox. Did you have a Tipman 98 custom cow? No, I had a spider.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Skateboard. What do you mean? Just right jewelry. Poor soul. Bikes. Jewelry's good. Puffy. Mongoose.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Mongoose bike. If you're a mongoose guy... Oh, that was good. I was a mongoose guy. How did she come out of nowhere and get an AEA? Haro. Haro bike. Haro good. I was a mongoose guy. How'd she come out of nowhere? Haro. Haro.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Haro bikes. Haro bikes. You actually only spend money on shoes. Very true. T-shirts. I'm right where I need to be. Yeah. Wrestling figurines.
Starting point is 00:43:57 I fuck with my fingers. Name something grandma turned on that she forgot to turn off. Oh. You. Grandpa. Yeah. The. Nice. nice to say the oven or the stove stove oven what do you say uh they're two different things my friend they are the oven is on your right stove is on your left that's right stove slash oven give it to me. Yeah, there you go. Oh, jeez. You glitched it. TV?
Starting point is 00:44:29 If they had dildo on here. Dildo. Just lights. Oh, dildo. Try dildo. Just give it a shot. This is bullshit. Bop it. Turn on.
Starting point is 00:44:36 One of those Fisher. Fisher Price. Turn on the. Recorders. Yeah, like a leapfrog. Talk boy. Talk boy. Radio?
Starting point is 00:44:41 Just say radio? I don't know. Radio? I don't know. Already guessed it. Say computer? Big Evan only blogs on a leapfrog tablet. Computer?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Fuck. This is going down to the end. Dildo. What about a straightening iron? If it's dildo. Blow dryer. Grandpa. Grandpa!
Starting point is 00:45:03 Yeah, you forgot grandpa. God damn it. I never had one. We told you told you we were yeah it's one of the clovers one of the all right let's go i still should be in good shape to pass you right shut the fuck up should be in good shape all right tell me another way people say the word Wasted Fuck off Hammered Sass's answer to the last one would have been like Her ability to recognize her grandchildren on the street This isn't fair What's a grandma?
Starting point is 00:45:42 I'm drunk Wasted Hammered This isn't fair. What's a grandma? I'm drunk. Wasted hammered. Almost any past participle. Salsa. That's not fair. Salsa. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:45:58 This dude's salsa. If you go to a Mexican restaurant, you get too many tequilas, maybe margarita. I got salsa'd last night. Three shots of salsa. Is that culturally appropriate? Yeah. Tanked? Salsa'd is a great way.
Starting point is 00:46:12 We should start. Put that on a shirt. Off the piss. I went to the bar and all I got was salsa. What about just like tipsy? Buzzed? Yeah. Tipsy. By the way, someone shouted.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Shout out. I got a DM today. Someone said the shirt yesterday should have been or two days ago should have been none of my grandparents knew that Trump was president. I'm sorry, boys. I got to do fast money. That shocky duck is flames.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Movie. Yeah, it is. Movie. Why is Brandon just getting synonyms? This is bullshit. Seriously. Name the least private room in your house. The living room. Brandon always struggles with rooms. The car.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I don't know. Name something vampires wouldn't keep in their home that most people would. Onions. Across? Across. Garlic. Oh, is it garlic? I thought it was onions.
Starting point is 00:46:59 A family is not like a box of assorted chocolate because some are... Fruity? I don't know. Sweet? I don't know. Bitter. Bitter. Something...
Starting point is 00:47:15 A horse. That seems... It's always horse, though, right? It's always horse. Highest score, Lunch with Beeman? Yes, highest score, Lunch with Beeman. Wait, that's... How did movie not... A talkie? What? though, right? It's always horse. It's high score lunch with Beeman. Yes, high score lunch with Beeman.
Starting point is 00:47:26 How did movie not... A talkie? When did they pull these people? This is bad. Oh, you just got it. You just fucking got it because of horse. What a jockey needs. Nuts is pretty funny. The first one was crazy. Name another
Starting point is 00:47:43 word for motion picture and it was talky. Yeah, the talkies. You've never heard of a talky? You ever heard of a movie? Nope. That's all right. I still want it. People go, and they talky, talky, talky.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Where are you going? I'll sit closer. No, no, no, no. No, change the order. If I can't switch, you have to. You little blind boy. Blind boy. I thought you were walking out and taking a zero.
Starting point is 00:48:04 You little blind boy. I was taking a zero out and taking a zero. You little blind boy. I was taking a zero. Oh, what? I didn't get to play? That's bullshit. I got LASIK. It's a wrap. Okay, but if Beeman's wearing those pants, I'm not having lunch with her.
Starting point is 00:48:17 That's fair. Okay. What pants? The big long ones. The bell bottoms. The bell bottoms. She's wearing bell bottoms. Brandon, is that a good shoe to wear with no-shows?
Starting point is 00:48:30 Oh, and you like this hat? I kind of like them with no-shows. I do. I fully expect you to just take it off my desk, and I'll just see you wearing it. Why? Took my sweatshirt. You gave it to me. Yeah, you still took it.
Starting point is 00:48:43 I don't remember it that way I unpacked with you for like 8 hours you're right now that you've said that I'm starting to remember it I'll give it back it's a medium I'm sure you feel good now that I realize that I saw this hat I bought this hat
Starting point is 00:48:59 and I was like oh this is a hat that Owen would like maybe I'll buy you one we could be twinsies you're playing against Danny Hurley? Nice. Fuck. I can't read it. Name an animal that bathes itself. No.
Starting point is 00:49:17 What does it say? No, you cannot stand up. Maze itself. Births. Horse. Births? Births. Loaths? Births. Horse. Births? Births. Loaths?
Starting point is 00:49:29 Births. Births? What the fuck would that be? Like non-hatching animals. Oh, cow. Horse? Probably. What the fuck? Probably. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Wait. Dog. Obviously. Good answer. Cat. Cat, obviously. Nice. Word, word, word. Bear.
Starting point is 00:49:59 A bear. What the fuck? What was it? Cat, dog, elephant, bird, duck. Bird and duck. Bird and duck? Birds fucking have eggs. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah. I do not know why. Wait, do they? Yeah, birds do. It was exclusively birds. What does birds itself even mean? I don't know. Non-hatching, I'd imagine.
Starting point is 00:50:29 All right, tied. All right. Name an animal you think... Do not show the shelf. I know you want a transition to the shelf. Do not do the shelf. It looks like you're playing dogs. Oh, you think of being as black and...
Starting point is 00:50:51 Zebra. No fucking shit. Nice. Cow. This is bullshit. No. Never heard of a brown cow? Dog.
Starting point is 00:51:05 You got Dalmatian on the brain. Wow. Wow. A bear. Yep. Yeah. Wait, what? Like a polar bear and a black bear.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Wow. Panda? Panda. I was getting there. Penguin. No, you weren't. He wasn't at all. I was getting there. Penguin. No, you weren't. He wasn't at all. I was getting there.
Starting point is 00:51:26 He wasn't at all. You decided to skip. All right, I'm close. I got to really lean in here. No. No. Rachel. Rachel.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Rachel. Name a specific word that describes both a person's... What does that say? Oh, a person's and a chicken's thigh. Breast. Delicious. Thick. Ooh, how many C's?
Starting point is 00:52:01 Juicy. That's got to be juicy. That's got gotta be number one That might be game Tasty Wow Tasty I mean it's a person's thighs too right Kyle?
Starting point is 00:52:14 Nah There we go Jesus Christ Hardest one off the board White White Yeah Sure
Starting point is 00:52:23 Thank God Wait did I Is he in last? yeah no he's definitely in last that was the skin is awful legs to describe both i mean that's pretty that's pretty tough chicken thighs are really hard questions no he didn't 244 all right you threw that on purpose no i didn't you are actually the worst at this. It was what animal bathes itself. Oh, shit. Why did you guys lie? I mean, you got everything.
Starting point is 00:53:00 All right. Owen, you're up. Running out of steam here. Yeah, we are. I mean, we can do something else. Oh, we're right there anyway. Brian? You really think that's what it is?
Starting point is 00:53:24 Mm-hmm. Never have I ever killed. Okay. That's a lie. Jesus, okay. Now let's play this. Never have I ever. Why would you go to that first? I used that one in a real game of Never Have I Ever on.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Had sex. Interesting. Providence. Say the whole sentence before you answer it, please. Goddamn. Never have I ever ate fish. Sure. What?
Starting point is 00:54:03 I'm trying to think of people in a mall getting surveyed. I think they surveyed fast people, though. Voted Democrat. Nice. Maybe just voted. All right. All right. Good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Do you guys know this one? Drugs. Died. Died? Died? Surfed. Skydiving. What?
Starting point is 00:54:26 Wait, you almost said that. How's 220 coming? We got a long way to go, but we got a long way to go. If that makes sense. You know what they say, two steps backwards. Name something that's bright. Two steps backwards. The sun.
Starting point is 00:54:40 The sun. The fucking sun? Headlights. Yep, those are the big two. Maybe shorten it a little bit? Just lights. Show me lights. The big headlight in the sky.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Oh, fuck you. Not Owen. Nope, he's not. A Rhodes Scholar. A gifted student. Don't do this. Don't do this to yourself, Owen. Don't do this. Maybe get one more to yourself, Owen. Don't do this.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Maybe get one more. We can't stop him now. Yikes. By the way, is there anything better? Like low-key, one of the most satisfying things to do is unsubscribe from emails. Yeah. Oh, it's the best. It feels so good.
Starting point is 00:55:41 But now the companies are doing like four different. Is there a Jenga going on? 244. Trying to draft somebody right now? What's the worst thing to accidentally swallow? Oh, God. Oh, no. Keys.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Keys. A pill. A pill. Come on. like the wrong one yeah for real a bug yeah good answer
Starting point is 00:56:12 damn yes that might have that might have just did it that might have just done it triple points yeah suck my cock I don't know
Starting point is 00:56:24 at all fucking poison poison it's always poison I don't know. At all. It's fucking poison. Poison. It's always poison. Watch how bad I am and you were worse. How does that feel? See, I'm feeding you points. Nine.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Hair. Milk. Hair and milk. Show me milk. Gum. Oil. Mouthwash. Not milk. Show me milk. Gum. Oil. Mouthwash. And oil.
Starting point is 00:56:49 We are getting worse at this game. Oil. I hate it. How'd you swallow oil? Accidentally. I was swirling it around in my mouth. Just swallowed some. Damn, man.
Starting point is 00:57:03 So Kyle gets the Beeman lunch? Fuck. Yep. Oh, man. So, Kyle gets the Beeman lunch? Fuck. Yep. Oh, man. What are you going to get? Naya. Whatever Beeman wants. A Dallas barbecue.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Maybe Seymour's or Lulu's. Something nice on mid-Chelsea. Maybe go down to Meatpacking. Well, we're getting it delivered here. Oh, what? You have to eat the lunch right behind us. No, I should have to go somewhere. No, no.
Starting point is 00:57:27 That was very clear. Okay. You have to eat the lunch with Beeman in the lobby while we watch, right behind us. It would be way more embarrassing if I had to go somewhere. Yeah, like had to dress up. Had to dress up. All right. It would be so embarrassing if we had to sleep. All right. It'd be so embarrassing
Starting point is 00:57:46 if we had to sleep over our house. That would be so embarrassing. You guys wearing matching bell bottoms the next day. Where'd you get those, Kyle? You should wear
Starting point is 00:57:55 bell bottoms in. On the day, on lunch day? Lunch day, yeah. It's also bell bottom day on the yak. We got to do a draft soon. I think next week.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Yes! There's so many options. We talked about it. We just just gonna make it happen i'm out thursday i'm out thursday and friday we're not gonna be here friday i'm a best man so we have to do it though you're the best man yeah how many fucking weddings you're gonna go to i have a lot of friends should we do a monday draft i think that's true kickstart the week mond Monday draft could get I'd do a Monday draft we don't have to stay around and play in that that joke segment
Starting point is 00:58:30 so nah I'm gonna go back and re-watch the old one just to no you're not I did it's deleted
Starting point is 00:58:37 but I screen recorded it thanks man thank god alright see everyone have a great weekend see you on Monday hey hey hey hey
Starting point is 00:58:44 shut the fuck up oh yeah you are hosting six chair shit alright we'll see everyone. Have a great weekend. See you on Monday. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Shut the fuck up. Oh, yeah, you are our host. Six chair. All right, we'll see everybody Monday. Thanks. Good job. Good job. Good job.
Starting point is 00:58:51 It's the act. It's the act. Get your straws, yeah. Start a day for a while. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Yeah, it's time to talk. Thank you.

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