The Yak - EMBRACE DEBATE: Are Golden Doodles Dumb? | The Yak 9-17-21
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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's the act. It's the act.
It's the act.
This is what everybody's wanted.
Right there, that beautiful shot.
We have demoted Big Cat to six mic.
I demoted myself today.
I need a pitch count.
I'm on a pitch count today.
Okay.
I didn't know that seat was the last.
Oh, no.
It's all good.
It sucks you found out this way.
Good morning.
Good morning.
It's 1 o'clock.
Yeah, 1 o'clock.
What time did you wake up there, Owen?
Earlier than Sass.
He missed his train to Penn State.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
That's not great.
How's he going to get there?
The train was like at 10.
Yeah, it's early.
I'm a six chair, so I can't really talk that much this show. Never had an office job.
What?
That's life.
He finally got some life.
That is literally life.
That was what we were talking about yesterday.
This man has never clocked in.
How is he supposed to know how to get a train?
Basic responsibility is a thing you do learn
in life.
There are some things he's like, oh, that is so early.
It's like 11.30.
Not only that, but if you have to
do something, you just get
up and do it.
It's a primal thing. You don't even need
to have any experience. You just make it.
I'd be embarrassed to miss it.
You do learn that when you're working,
making $12 an hour in some office or somewhere else
that you actually just can't sleep through.
So is he going to be able to go?
Yeah, I think he's just taking the next one.
The next train would make sense.
The next train would make sense as the next logical move.
I think it's also just this job.
Like, no one yells at you for something like that.
Right.
So it's kind of, there is no real consequence.
We need scolded more.
We do need scolded more.
Brandon, is that a new Oklahoma State mini helmet up there?
I don't know.
Is it?
Yeah.
It is.
I think we've had it for the whole time.
Zoom in on that real quick.
Yeah, let's see the Oklahoma State mini helmet.
You got the cowbell.
You got the cowbell.
You got the Oklahoma State mini helmet. Yeah. Yeah cowbell. You got the Oklahoma State mini helmet.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love the shelf.
Is that Barry Sanders era?
No, that might be a little earlier than Barry Sanders, but it's around there.
It could be Thurman Thomas.
What's that in the middle?
Is that Iowa?
No, Iowa.
That's Purdue.
That's Purdue.
Boilermaker.
That's Auburn.
Katie Stats did a great job with the shelf.
That's Candle Fork.
Go back over to the left. That's Randy Moss. Are you sure that's Purdue, not Iowa? That little guy? That's Purdue, right? Stats did a great job with the show. That's Candle Fork. Go back over to the left.
That's Randy Moss.
Are you sure that's Purdue, not Iowa?
That little guy?
That's Purdue, right?
Isn't that a P?
I can't see.
It looks like.
No, that's Missouri.
Oh, it's Missouri.
I can't tell if he's black or white.
Missouri.
Very tan.
Very racially ambiguous.
Very tan.
So you're probably wondering, what race is this guy?
Or is it just July where he is?
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
I can't tell if that's his son's name.
It could be Middle Eastern.
It could be Italian or pervert.
No, I'm glad we stopped fucking.
I think that's up to him to decide.
I'm glad, yeah, it is.
I'm glad we stopped fucking with your shelf.
It's perfect the way it is.
And you know what?
We've all agreed to just not touch it.
Not touch it.
It remains like that.
Good, thank you for that.
Yeah, of course.
I appreciate that.
Katie's going to feel good about that that she takes meticulous care of the shelf and anything that is
missing or shows up she she gets very upset about but uh what's uh what else is going on
kyle um so i just realized what one two three four five, three, four, five. Now go.
And it's Friday.
It'll make its way to you.
Yeah, you have to learn. I had to start with the second chair, right?
Two, three, four, five.
Well, no, it was more than I just.
What?
With Nick's, I mean, I'm.
What are you on about?
What are you on about?
There's five of us here.
What is this about?
Natural. There's a natural
five there's a natural five in the building very natural five it's the most natural five we've had
in a while well it's the exact same natural five we had what did we do the last time we had this
exact group together it wasn't a good question Good question. Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Great answer.
And it's actually an incredible natural five because I was planning on not coming in today.
Yeah, but you just had to.
Well, no, I woke up and I looked at my calendar and I pulled a reverse sass.
I saw that I had an interview at 12 that I just forgot that I had.
Was that a bull rider?
Yep.
So then I took a shower and I came on in.
I was up, taking my son to school, and then I was like, oh, I should come in to do this interview.
And here you are.
And now we have a natural five.
And I assume after this show's over, you're probably going back to home.
That'd be nice.
Home.
Before we get into whatever we may end up doing, Stephen Chay's tweet last night.
Incredible.
I just realized Microsoft is not only a wildly successful company, but also probably the two words you least want your penis described as.
Until now, the yak just started.
Stephen Chay, LLC. The two words you want your penis to be described as until now the yak just started see steven chay llc the two words you want your
penis to be described as can i can i just ask a question based on this tweet i have a follow-up
as well after your question i mean soft is just something that's small and tiny but the right
soft is something that most dicks are most of the time so i don't really get offended when somebody
says you have a soft penis.
I'm expected to have a soft penis in this setting, right?
So I don't get offended when somebody says you have a soft dick.
There has to be another company that's two words that are worse.
I get where he was going because the punchline required the use of Microsoft.
So he had to just roll with it.
I get it.
And go with soft.
Micro works.
Micro works, but what are some other things
you don't want your penis to be?
Racist.
Racist.
Fair.
You don't want it really bent, like a right angle,
so right aid.
Oh, there's that one guy.
Mantis.
Yeah.
No, he crushed it.
Microsoft.
Did he go?
I was looking.
He also crushed it in the group chat.
I wouldn't want my penis to be diseased.
Can we pull that up?
Disease would be a bad word to describe your penis.
What makes me nervous about Steven's tweet is he is, not to get too far into where he is,
but I know he's out of town.
Well, I actually know he's in Chicago because he texted me.
He texted us a picture.
For a recommendation, and he texted us a picture. But he's in Chicago, which means he's probably, I think he's in Chicago Because he texted me He texted us a picture For a recommendation And he texted us a picture
But he's in Chicago
Which means he's probably
I think he's at a wedding
Which means he's probably away from his children
He's with his wife
Alone in a hotel room
Yeah
And then he drops a Microsoft tweet
Oh no
That feels way too on the nose
There had to have been inspiration there
He just saw his penis for the first time in the last two years,
and he's like, wow.
Oh, okay.
Microsoft.
He also dropped it right at kickoff of the game.
Yeah.
Right at kickoff.
And, you know, this is a guy that lives for Thursday night football.
That is his horniest time.
So it should be neither of those things.
What's the best name, company name for a penis?
Big Lots. Campbell Shucky. what's the best name company name for a penis uh big lots campbell shucky big lots is good apple apple yeah it's up there it's up there i'm gonna look at all corporation names that's
what i'm gonna do over here uh fortune 500 names the gap wouldn't be good. The Gap, yeah.
Here we go.
Probably should have thrown this one around in the writer's room.
We should have thrown this in the writer's room.
Alibaba.
I could probably name 12 companies right now.
Nintendo.
Just throwing out ideas.
Lip Smackers.
Sport Clips.
Smuckers.
Yeah.
Super Cuts.
That's good if you've maybe gone from circumcised to uncircumcised.
Any companies.
Lockheed Martin. Canada Goose. Boeing. Maybe gone from circumcised to uncircumcised. Any companies.
Lockheed Martin.
Canada Goose.
Boeing.
You want to ride the jet?
It's not terrible.
It's not awful.
You can also make it boing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh, Goldman Sachs. Goldman Sachs is probably number one.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Not bad.
Companies. TJ's got one. Johnson's pretty good. Not bad. Companies.
TJ's got one.
Johnson & Johnson?
There it is.
Nice.
That's for a dual-peen boy.
Progressive penis.
Progressive.
All-state.
Are Siamese twins extinct yet?
I don't think it's a genetic thing.
Are they endangered?
They're endangered.
How many do you think they're living right now? What do you mean it's's a genetic thing. Are they endangered? They're endangered.
How many do you think there are living right now?
I know there's... What do you mean it's not a genetic thing?
It's just bad luck.
I don't think if you're a Siamese twin, you have Siamese twins.
I don't think you have.
Can't something be with...
Siamese twins can't have children?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Is that what you're trying to say?
I don't know.
I know there was that TLC...
Disgusting.
Sarah and... What were their names?
Was it Sarah and Rebecca?
They're the Siamese twins at the head.
There's some current ones who make the rounds on Snapchat.
I think they're teacher.
Oh, they are teacher.
They're teacher.
They're teacher.
Yeah.
We're teacher.
Yeah.
I kind of want to know.
Is it under 10 in the world?
Are there more blimps or Siamese twins?
Are there more Cold Stone Creameries
or Siamese twins?
So I'm going to go with Siamese twins
I think there's got to be more than
10 Siamese twins in the world, right?
Well, is it 20? Does that count as 20?
I don't know
If you're a twin, you're still a twin
We're talking about sets
Sets of twins.
10 sets of twins?
Sets of Siamese twins.
There are 20 people that are Siamese twins.
There are 10 sets of twins.
I hope we have a Siamese twin listener.
That would be awesome.
Well, that would be two listeners.
Yeah.
Well, it only counts as one, though, on YouTube.
Yeah.
Unless they have some computer devices.
What if your cock is generally electric?
Yeah, that's good.
That'd be good.
What does it say?
How many?
It's not giving me an exact answer.
It's more than 123.
Oh, well, yeah.
One in every 50,000 to 60,000 births is conjoined to it.
No way.
No.
That's not true.
That's way too much.
They can break them up.
There's no way there's two in Cedar Rapids.
Yeah, there's not a chance.
I've never seen one in the flesh.
It's a higher population in Asia.
Oh.
But are they conjoined
maybe by the fingers?
Is that because of the sesame oil?
It might be.
It might very well be.
Huh.
I'm surprised we haven't hired one.
Or two.
We'll get there.
Looks like the ad people got mad at us saying no S on sports clips.
It's like a tongue twister.
They've taken to it with red ink.
Oh, jeez. They've taken to it with red ink. Oh, gee.
They've taken to it with red ink.
Sport clips.
So I think we're 13 minutes in, boys.
Why don't you do a Coors Light ad?
That's far enough.
I'm looking at Siamese twins on Instagram.
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or Instacart by going to CoorsLight.com slash take you guys tore up a Dave and Buster's last
night huh fuck yes we did the sugar you had on the rim of your cup looked so good it was neon
it was glowing I ate so much it felt so bad in my stomach but it was so great yeah It was neon. It was glowing. I ate so much. It felt so
bad in my stomach, but it was so great.
Yeah. It was Dave & Buster's.
It was a good fucking time.
Just a great place. Jake won an Xbox?
He did? That's what he tweeted it.
How'd he win an Xbox? On the Stacker game?
I don't know. So the boys
went and played games and I sat on the toilet
during halftime. You didn't play games?
Nah, I just needed a minute. That's what I love about you.
You don't play games. Yeah, I don't play.
I hope you don't play. Yeah, you quit school
because of recess. Yeah, I just fucking sit on the
toilet, was alone with
my thoughts, and then, you know, second
half. So, we also went to
what? I found the Siamese Twins
on Instagram. Oh, no.
Join account.
58.4 thousand followers.
Not verified.
Hmm.
Last picture,
2015.
Did they pass?
No.
They probably just aren't active.
What are their names?
Abby and Brittany.
Abby and Brittany.
Hensel.
They had a show.
I don't think they survived.
Do they bury them together?
I don't know.
I want to know.
Also, they don't know.
The next last one is 2012, so maybe they just don't post.
Pronouns.
Wait, they have separate accounts?
No, they have one account.
I'll hit it with a like.
No, why don't you follow?
I like one of the comments.
Do they take selfies?
Someone commented within the last two hours.
Question.
They're still getting...
Fuck yeah.
If a pair of Siamese twins is a pair...
What was the comment?
Nick said something funny.
What did he say?
I don't want to say it again.
Say it again.
No.
Could they play like...
Save it for the football segment.
Hockey goalie?
That would be cheat code.
That would be cheap.
Right?
That would be amazing.
That would be incredible.
They wouldn't be good soccer goalies.
Why would you think they would be better?
Well, if they just take up more space.
I don't know if they do.
They have one torso.
No.
That's not true.
Is it? No, they have two tors No, that's not true. Is it?
No, they have two torsos.
I feel like Ice would be the enemy of the Simon & Swine.
They have a wide torso, but they're both skinny.
Are they going to be able to stand on Ice?
So it's like the one average size man.
Do you know the saying, two heads are better than one?
Just look at that and just be like, ah.
One's shorter than the other.
Tails never fails.
Remember when we handcuffed Brandon to Nick?
Yeah, we did.
That was kind of like that.
You hurt me.
Well, yeah, you startled me.
I didn't know I was going to be accosted, and it took two of y'all to do it.
Who's cornbread is that?
There's cornbread in the kitchen.
That was way too early for barbecue to show up.
Yeah.
I ate the barbecue because it showed up. I feel awful right now. You had way too early for barbecue to show up. I know. Yeah. Friday. I felt,
I ate the barbecue because it showed up.
I feel awful right now.
You had brisket at 11 a.m.
You can't have brisket
at 11 a.m.,
not fatty brisket anyway.
How many y'all mama been good?
She cooked that
collard green fatback
meat to cornbread.
What was that?
I don't know.
Boys,
we're just riffing.
That was a nice one.
What happened to riffing?
Whatever happened to riffing?
What does that have to be?
Beans, greens.
Brisket's overrated.
Oh, the Thanksgiving song.
Beans, greens, tomatoes.
A little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it just brisket, chicken, and mac and cheese?
There was a cucumber salad.
No beans?
No, no beans.
How do you do no beans?
You got to have beans.
You got to have beans.
It was two gigantic tubs of brisket, two gigantic tubs of chicken.
And no beans.
Huge mac and cheeses and some cucumber salad.
Hypothetically, if I were to poll 100 people what you have at a barbecue, beans would be a good answer.
Beans would be at least number three answer, I would say.
Didn't you take multiple shits at Dave & Buster's last night?
One, that's creepy.
That's a creepy question.
Two, wait, it's only creepy if he's exactly right.
Two, I didn't, so that makes it creepy.
That actually does.
That is creepy.
How, what were you tracking?
You just said earlier in the show you ate and shit a lot at Dave & Buster's.
You also said you spent the entire halftime.
Yeah, halftime.
I was wondering why you wanted beans.
Now, was that a shit or was that just an escape?
It was a combo.
You know when you go to the bathroom, you don't have to shit,
but you're like, I'm going to sit here,
and then you sit there long enough that then you shit.
Did your legs go to sleep?
No, I do a little.
Shift it.
This, that. This, that. The other. shit. Do your legs go to sleep? No, I do a little shift it.
This, that, this, that,
the other.
So what's up, guys?
Ah.
What is this?
What?
Wait a minute.
What a fucking demon.
I'm not going to say the word.
This is the one.
Flaunting her pupperino.
All she does is flaunt her pupperino.
Get Beeman in here.
She's probably not even here. Say get in here.
Yeah, say suck this ratio.
Get her in here.
Can we get her in here?
Get Beeman.
Beeman.
She sits over in the corner.
What?
That's good, yeah.
Did you go to the Zah school of typing?
What is her problem?
All right, let's boost the numbers on that one, the reply.
No, no, we're trying to ratio.
Like your own tweet.
My word.
Yeah, like that one.
All right, let's get that one boosted.
Beeman?
Fucking Beeman.
She's public enemy number one of the-
She has a great dog.
An objectively fantastic dog.
She can't go after everybody else's-
Wait, you saw the dog in person, right?
I've seen it twice.
Say it.
I'm going to wait for her to get here.
You know what?
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to bash her dog right in her face.
Yogi wasn't that well behaved.
Was he not?
Nope.
And his breast stunk. Oh my goodness.
Smelled like dog treats.
He must have a poor diet.
Smelled like a milk bone.
Gross.
Disgusting.
Milk bone
is a...
It is a terrible name.
That's a bad name for your penis. that's a bad name for your penis.
That's a bad name for your...
No, actually, it's not.
I think that's exactly right.
No, it's not.
No, it's Milkbone.
If my nickname was Milkbone,
oh, that would be...
Goddamn.
It's too late for me to have a nickname.
Can we start calling you Milkbone?
Can I have my name changed on the blogger profile on Barstool?
Barstool Milkbone.
Ah, Black and Decker.
Oh, yeah.
Two words.
Jesse James.
I saw, by the way,
that Sass publicly said
where he's doing stand-up next week.
Where is it?
Oh, they're trying to lure a crowd.
Yeah, on Instagram.
So that's interesting.
Zara, you're back without Beamer.
She ain't here.
She's not here.
She's tweeting golden doodle slander
from fucking home?
Or from the bar.
What a... I'm not gonna say it.
Don't say it.
What a beaming. We doing big guy
sitting? Yeah. What a beaming.
So she's not coming in. You can go ahead and tell us
your unfiltered thoughts about her dog, Six Chair.
I actually really liked her dog. It was awesome.
It fucking sucks. I wanted to say something
mean about her dog, but her dog's pretty
awesome. That was a blanket statement
And her dog just like chill
Like my dog if I left my dog off the leash
It'd just start running
Her dog just kind of hung out next to her
Yeah that's awesome
Yeah it hurts guys sorry guys
The apple doesn't
I don't know where I was going with that
You cut it real quick
Y'all not going to big guy sit over here
You want to call Beeman?
I don't have Beeman's number.
Yeah. Kyle, you obviously have Beeman's number. You obviously have Beeman's number.
You very obviously have Beeman's
number. Wish I did.
Oh. Hey.
Sheesh. Nice.
Yeah. Look at my perfectly
matching shoes and shirt combo. I don't
care about it. Brandon, do you have a show tonight?
College football show?
I do not.
No Friday nights?
No Friday nights.
Wow, and you're here.
It's a travel day.
We're not traveling.
Obviously, we're not traveling today.
We'll be traveling next week and pretty much every other week from the next five weeks.
Travel day.
The Brandon Walker College football show is going very well.
Every segment that was planned for the Brandon Walker College Football Show is on the Brandon Walker College Football Show.
Numbers?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't ask.
That's nice.
So not that well.
No, I don't check my numbers.
I mean, if they were really good, they'd be like, damn, this is crazy.
I mean, they do come up to me and say Sling is very happy with me.
Who says that?
Sling?
Logan?
Sling?
The actual Sling?
Well, no.
If they did, that would be awesome.
I haven't talked to Sling, but Logan says Sling is very happy with me.
He's lying. We have a Sling guy in the office. He's quite nice.
Really? Yeah, he always comes up and says good show.
Oh, is that
Lopez? Because he always comes up and says good show.
Lopez? His name is Nick. He's listening
now. His name is also Nick.
What are we, in a police department?
Lopez. Lopez, get over here.
Lopez, give me the numbers.
We just talked about Beeman. I can talk about Lopez.
Let me see your gun, Lopez.
I like to call certain people by their last names and certain people by their first names.
I don't know why.
It just happens.
I've never heard you talk to anyone about their last name.
Beeman?
No.
Name a single other person.
Stanko.
Stanko.
Stanko, but that's a nickname.
His last name's not Stanko.
Malasek?
I think it is.
Who?
Malasek.
Who?
Nobody calls him Malasek.
Who?
Malasek. Who? Jake. He's the eyebrow boy. Malasek? I think it is. Who? Malasek? Who? Nobody calls him Malasek. Who? Malasek?
Who?
Jake.
He's the eyebrow boy.
That guy's name's Jake?
Yeah.
I knew that.
But there's too many Jakes, so he gets his last name.
That's fair.
Stanko's last name is Stanko?
No, it's not.
It's Stankovich.
Nope.
It's Stankabitch.
Yeah, it is.
Right.
Good answer.
His last name's Stanko?
Let's fucking play the game. Wait, get him in here. I want to play with St last name's Stanko? Let's fucking play the game.
Wait, get him in here.
I want to play with Stanko.
Stanko's not here either.
He is.
More like Stinko.
Stinko.
Stinko.
Ooh.
Hovenger Bella tweeted, I want to fuck a Barstool Sports employee.
Who said that?
You guys want to just tag me?
I know that.
Did they tag you alone in it?
What's a lofty goal?
That's like tweeting, I want to fuck
a Jimmy Johns manager.
I mean, you know
Glennie Balls will fuck you.
But tag me in that.
That's gaslighter.
That came up in Pick Central and Marty was trying to get
Mintz to say sup and he wouldn't
do it. Who quote tweeted it? It's got to be
Tommy Smokes. No, Glennie.
No. People are tagging Glennie. That was really dangerous. That easily could have been a dick pic or something. Who quote tweeted it? It's got to be Tommy Smokes. No, Glennie. Oh. No. People are tagging Glennie.
That was really dangerous.
That easily could have been a dick pic or something.
Who is that?
Bella.
She's a hovenger.
It's part of a collective.
They have their own logo.
Wait, really?
Yeah, go to her banner.
We don't say that word, by the way.
I forgot.
Bella?
How do I work around that each vendor
each vendor Avenger she's an H woman H man is oh god that's not what I was
talking about go to the other Ho Avengers wait what are they it's just a
cool logo they've got a good 23 year olds pretty foot model There's no way this is a real person
Correct?
There's no way she's real
Jersey Jerry will probably hit her up
Jerry likes to DM with complete bots
Does he?
It's very funny
What's up Pete?
I want to fuck a barstool
I got a question Pete
Why wouldn't he come in yesterday but he comes in today
Because you get off on belated birthdays Don't you? You would Pete, we got a question. I got a question. Why wouldn't he come in yesterday, but he comes in today so easily? Come in here for a second.
Because you get off on belated birthdays, don't you?
Come here.
I have a question.
You would.
Have a seat right here.
Sit down.
Sit down.
You have time.
He's such a fuck.
He's 38, by the way.
38.
Bummer.
You're way older than him, Brandon.
I'm four years older than him.
Brandon, you've been 42 for at least six months now. When are you going to grow up? That is almost exactly correct. I turned four years older than him. Brandon, you've been 42 for like at least six months now.
When are you going to grow up?
That is almost exactly correct.
I turned 42 in April.
I will turn 43 next April.
Yeah, it feels like, though, it's taking a while.
No.
For you to get to 43.
42 is about right.
It's right.
I'm 42.
I'll be 43 in April.
I got six more months.
Maybe seven.
How do months work?
First person to name a famous 42-year-old.
Jackie Robinson.
I mean, we could just name somebody old when they were – they'd be currently 42?
They'd currently be 42.
I bet you like Justin Long.
Jason Biggs.
Oh, I actually have a game that we could –
That's a good one.
Well, Brandon probably just knows somebody who shares his birthday.
That's probably why he said it.
No, I didn't.
He does not share my birthday.
Thomas Jefferson shares my birthday.
He had sex with slaves.
Yeah, he did.
Just like I tried to.
Jesus.
Aaron Rodgers?
No, he's younger than that.
Blake Lively?
She might be.
Blake Lively.
No, she's not. All right, hold on. We have the top 12 on our monitor over here. Let me think about this. Blake Lively. She might be. Blake Lively.
All right, hold on.
We have the top 12 on our monitor over here. Let me think about this.
Let me think about this.
Kobe would have.
Good answer.
42, 42, 42.
Perfumousbirthdays.com.
Samaki Walker.
Blake Lively is 34.
Seth Rogen.
That's way off.
No, he's too old.
Don't think athletes.
No, let's think.
Oh, are we thinking athletes?
No, I'm not going to say it.
Kobe, I know.
Would he have been 42?
Yes.
Mike Shinona.
Oh, of Linkin Park.
You said yesterday he's 43.
42, 42, 42 athletes.
You've been bringing up Shinona a lot.
I am Shinona.
Tom Brady's 43, 44.
Is Tom Brady 44?
Yeah, Keisha Knight-Polliam from the Cosby Show.
Holy shit.
Tony Romo.
Lance Bass.
Who played Ashley Banks?
Have we gotten any of these?
Not in the top 12.
Keira Knightley.
No.
This is a great game.
Athletes, TJ?
What is the first profession?
The first profession is reality star.
Kardashian.
CT.
Which one?
Courtney.
Tim.
Oh.
Wow.
All right, next one.
All right, we win.
No, it's over.
No, let's go down the list.
Give us a clue and we'll see if we can get them.
Actor.
Actor.
Give us one film.
Male or female male um you have to ask yes or no comedy movies uh no james from adam driver good one no ah
uh michael b jordan That's a good one.
No, he's younger than that.
Okay, okay.
Go back to the list.
He was like 16 when he did The Wire in 2001,
which was not my age at all.
Rob Dyrdek.
Older.
I thought there was going to be a noise.
His titty's just hanging out.
Yeah, it's just out of his shirt.
His titty's just hanging out.
It's just out.
What's that to be annoying. His titty's just hanging out. Yeah, it's just out of his shirt. His titty's just hanging out. It's just out. What's that?
Kevin Hart.
Was that pink?
Who was that second one?
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Good pull.
What's the next one?
Oh, that's Cooper Barnes.
No, that's the handsome vampire.
Male or female.
Next one.
He died and lost.
Pattinson?
No, no, no.
He died and lost.
Jason Momoa. They all died and lost. No was the he was the first death and lost what chris pratt jesus you're good these are
very successful people yeah chris abby oh the pink pink is older than me for sure no he just
showed it he just showed it i don't think Pink's 42 years old.
That's Pink up there in the top right.
There will never be another Pink.
That was the first time. John Legend.
Chrissy Teigen's husband.
Addison Rae's mom.
Addison Rae's mom.
All right.
Jason Momoa.
CM Punk is older than me.
Mm-mm.
This is depressing.
I don't like this anymore.
They're all wealthier than you two. Oscar Isaacaac i don't think she i don't think just you think mama june still got money oh
get it get her off the page
heigl oh fuck i'm sorry just a number age is just a number all right can we just play some
play the family feud bring it up let's go let's go uh you know family feud? Bring it up. Let's go. Let's go. Team play.
No, no, no. Let's go singles.
Loser has to do something.
Loser has to. Very bad.
You're just hosting the show at this point.
Alright, sorry. Brandon, think of a...
I am the idea guy, but that's fine.
Loser has to do what?
Do you come up with something? No, no, no. Go ahead.
Loser has to... What does the loser
have to do, Kyle?
Oh, guess who?
Pete Alonzo
was in the building
with Frank.
Oh, God.
Did they hand
cross paths?
I don't know.
I feel like that would
create something.
I don't even think
they crossed paths.
We told Frank he was here
and he didn't do a thing.
He doesn't mind
Pete Alonzo, does he?
I would hope not.
I mean, Pete Alonzo is a good baseball player.
Mm-hmm.
We have a caller.
What?
We have a caller.
Oh, is it Beeman?
Beeman?
Beeman!
Are you at a bar?
Are you at a bar?
It's Friday.
No, I'm at a coffee shop.
What's your fucking problem with Golden Doodles?
I'm at a coffee shop. Hey! I don problem with golden doodles? I'm at a coffee shop.
Hey.
I don't pick them.
I just don't like them.
I have a golden doodle.
My dog Sam is a golden doodle.
Was.
Oh, I was just about to say I have a bigger problem with the owners.
Oh, Jesus, Beeman.
Why?
I just think, like, go rescue a dog or something.
You didn't rescue a dog.
That's clearly a brand dog that you have.
No, I did.
I did rescue him.
You rescued him from a breeder for $7,000.
I rescued him from a house that he was tied to a tree for $100 in Indiana.
Oh, so we've got to rescue dogs now.
What's next?
What's next?
He probably loves that tree. What are we doing here?
I just don't like them.
I think they're dumb.
Okay.
The owners are the doodles.
Isn't this dog racism?
The dogs.
Golden doodles are very smart.
They're actually very not.
What?
Are you serious?
Your ass is getting ratioed so hard right now.
You're getting ratioed so hard right now.
What do you think a golden doodle is smarter than your fucking whatever the fuck it is, husky?
No, I think Yogi is smarter.
No, I don't.
Yogi was so stupid when he was trying to get him in that truck.
I heard his shit all over the set.
I just heard you say how good he was and how you had nothing bad to say.
No, I didn't. I said I hate him. all over the set. I just heard you say how good he was and how you had nothing bad to say. No, I didn't.
I said I hate him.
And he smells gross.
Smells bad.
Like milk bombs.
Why did I call in?
I'm glad I didn't come in today.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Says a lot.
All right.
Oh, loser for Family Feud has to go and eat lunch one-on-one with Beeman.
Absolutely not.
No.
Yes. Yes. that's terrible.
That's the meanest thing you could ever do to someone.
That's so mean to me.
No, it's not. Think about us.
Alright, thank you,
Beeman.
Enjoy your day. Have a good weekend.
I actually like Yogi a lot.
I know.
I actually like that penalty. lot. I know. Okay. I actually like that penalty because we can like.
That would be a funny penalty.
If Kyle misses one, we can just blame him for being lusty.
Oh, I guess I missed.
No, no, no.
Here's what we do.
No, no, no.
Loser has to buy lunch and sit right there for an entire episode of the Yak with Beeman.
Oh, no.
That's good.
No, that's good.
Hold the conversation.
Yes.
Yes.
All right, fine.
All right, here we go.
Owen, are you going first?
This sucks.
No, six chair starts.
Six chair starts.
Oh, I don't want to start.
Six chair starts, brother.
You're a starting chair.
All right, here we go.
Welcome to the bottom.
I can't see.
Are we going solo all the way through here?
Yeah, solo all the way through. I can't see. Are we going solo all the way through? Yeah, solo all the way through.
I can't see.
Uh-huh.
Six chairs.
The running of the bulls is dangerous.
The running of what kind of animals wouldn't be cats?
Show me cats.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Mice.
Good answer.
This is definitely a reason, right?
Ants.
That would be very dangerous.
What?
It would be remarkably dangerous.
Ah, fuck.
Squirrels?
Good answer.
That would be hilarious.
Why, Brandon?
Squirrels?
You ever run with a squirrel?
What?
So fast?
If I ever run with a squirrel? What? Have I ever run with a squirrel?
That would be hilarious.
Would you just be guffawing if you saw?
Hundreds of squirrels running through the street.
That would be awesome.
Oh, fuck.
Someone help me.
Nice cats.
What else?
What else?
No, we're not helping.
No, come on.
Come on.
You got a demon on the mind.
What?
Dogs.
Demon brain.
Dogs.
Just two dogs.
Two dogs. That's dangerous. Just two dogs. Two dogs.
That's dangerous.
You sicker.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
Bulldogs?
I wouldn't want to get chased by a bulldog.
They can't run very well.
Hamsters, snails, slugs, bunnies.
That's so easy.
So easy.
God damn it.
Be smarter.
Bunnies.
You don't think a race of squirrels would be funny?
Yeah.
I don't think it would be dangerous either.
All right.
Some like it hot and some like it cold.
That's not even a question.
What?
Go ahead.
This is a good talking point.
We've had this.
Over lunch.
We have not had this.
No, we haven't.
It hasn't been worded like this.
No, it hasn't.
Some like it hot.
Are you answering to the some?
Coffee.
Show me coffee.
Soup.
Show me soup.
Yeah, we have had this one.
We have?
But it wasn't worded like this.
No, it wasn't.
Pretty.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
No, we have had this one.
And I got a perfect board on it.
I remember.
What?
Yeah, I got four right in a row.
PB&J. s'mores.
A little PB&J, a s'more.
Weather.
Brandon, shut the fuck up.
You thought we were being serious saying PB&J and s'mores?
Yes.
Weather.
Show me weather.
Women.
If I lose by eight and I have to fucking break bread with Beeman.
Oh, I love a good cold woman.
Shower.
Food, pizza.
Less than 1% are necrophiliacs.
Food.
Pizza.
That seems high.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Oh, that woman got you.
What happened?
Oh, triple points.
This is the big one.
Name a word that starts with temp.
Temperature.
Oh, this motherfucker's typing up a storm.
All right, Zach, get your four letters ready.
Temporary.
Oh, yeah.
Tempest.
Tempest?
That's your neck.
No, he spelled it wrong.
John Chaney.
John Chaney.
Temple.
Good answer.
Yeah.
No, no, no!
You spelled it wrong.
It wasn't one.
I'm clicking.
I'm clicking the right thing.
It said no to Temple.
Temecula?
No.
Close.
Temp.
Tempy.
Tempy.
That's not going to be on there.
It should be.
It should be.
Temp.
Temp.
Temp.
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Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp. Temp.. Yeah. Tempt. Oh, no, no, no. I meant to see.
Temptation.
It's tempt.
Temptation.
Wait.
What?
Did you lose?
I lost.
Beeman.
Beeman.
That's 432.
God damn it.
Okay.
A lot on the line here.
Do the ad read while we wait for...
I want you to do the ad read.
Got a cowlick, patchy beard, finally wanting to grow out that mullet.
Maybe you just need a style that works every day.
Whatever you need, go to Sport Clips Haircuts.
This isn't your grandma's hair place.
They're experts, and you can go to your grandma's for the holidays,
but not where she cuts her hair.
Sport Clips, the pros in men's hair.
Cool.
Stanko's in the studio.
Stanko, what's your last name?
Stankovich, probably.
Stanko.
Stanko, your last name is Stanko.
Your parents named you Stanko Stanko.
That's correct, yes.
Stanko squared.
I like that.
What's your middle name?
Kenny.
Yeah.
It's not Kenneth?
No, Kenny with an E-Y at the end.
Is that your mom's maiden name?
It's my mom's maiden name, yep.
I thought they were just goofing around.
I thought they were just fucking around.
I know a Kenny family from Connellsville.
Where are you from?
Me?
Yeah, you.
I'm from Southbury, Connecticut.
Nice.
You guys have no idea where that is.
It's in Connecticut.
I do.
It's Western Connecticut.
It's South and Northbury, right?
It's got to be.
Yeah, that's true.
Owen's right, though. It's in Western Connecticut. It's in Connecticut. Not big. It's south of Northbury, right? It's got to be. Yeah, that's true. Owen's right, though.
Western Connecticut.
It's not Connecticut.
Not big.
It was so bad.
It's a daily show.
We try things here.
Just be better.
Have you seen the daily show?
It stinks.
Does it stink?
Does it stink?
It's terrible.
Not electric at all.
Why?
Is it because it's an unfunny person?
Yes.
Person?
It's somebody from
South Africa.
Nick?
I'm ready.
I think you said that.
Like, South Africans
can't be funny.
I didn't say that.
Ernie Els was hilarious.
Dave Matthews.
What was my score?
432?
492.
492?
No, it was 432.
The woman had 492.
432.
432.
God damn it.
Easy to remember.
Fucking eat lunch with Beeman.
That will suck.
And you got to buy whatever she wants to eat.
That's your lowest score ever.
You're just going to see us in here having a good time.
Thanks, Owen.
I'm just saying.
It's this fucking seat.
It's the seat.
Click that button.
Owen has never had a 432 in his seat.
I want to show me my opponent.
I said keys.
Come on, come on, come on. Oh, fuck. Jamerion. Jamerion85. I'm keys. Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, fuck.
Jamerion.
Jamerion 85.
I'm fucked.
This guy's a computer.
What would you do if you were making fun of the boss
and the rest of the room suddenly realized he was in one of the...
What?
These are long...
In one of the stalls.
You didn't read it correctly.
What would you do if you were making fun of the boss in the restroom
and suddenly realized he was in one of the stalls?
That is an impossible question.
Laugh?
I don't fucking know.
Nice.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Yeah.
Apologize?
There we go.
Sneak out?
Just say leave.
Sneak out? Sneak out. sneak out just say leave sneak out snake out
that's probably not okay um turn right wait that's not even um you got credit for that
that was not even close uh uh poop uh I would pretend I'm on the phone.
Ah, fuck, I don't know.
Flush, flush.
I would flush the toilet.
Fuck.
Leave.
Flush is definitely one.
Quit.
Leave.
Yeah, I guess leave is one of them.
Stop talking.
It was leave or stop talking.
Jesus, Jamerion.
Jamerion, 85. Put some respect on that name. Spend a lot of time. Stop talking. It was leave or stop talking. Jesus, Jamerion. Jamerion85.
Put some respect on that name. He spends a lot of time
in the bathroom.
Jamerion85.
Name something people put on
their teeth.
On their teeth? Paint?
Braces.
Nice. Good answer.
Great answer, Nick. Really good answer, Nick.
Toothpaste.
You put that on your teeth?
I guess.
Yeah.
Why were you so confused by that preposition?
On your teeth is weird.
I think this is a weird thing.
In your teeth?
Yeah, like floss.
Amongst your teeth?
Around your teeth?
Put on their teeth.
Salsa.
You said salsa? Salsa. Yeah, fuck it. Salsa. You said salsa?
Yeah, fucking salsa.
Taking a shot of the air, boys.
All it takes is one.
Shit.
Something people put on
their teeth.
Mouthwash.
Good answer.
Thanks. Toouthwash. Good answer.
Thanks.
Toothbrush.
Hariza.
Hariza.
We got it in.
Oh.
Whitener.
Okay.
Wow.
Jamerion tied with you.
Yeah.
Jamerion.
Salsa should have been on there. Salsa should have been on there.
Salsa.
I was just taking a shot.
You ever just cover your teeth in some salsa?
Name something you find in almost everyone's refrigerator.
Eggs.
Whoa.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Milk.
Bodies.
Salsa.
Try it.
You have to try it. I'm not doing it. You have to try it.
I'm not doing it.
You have to try it.
I don't think of anything else.
Something that's always in the refrigerator.
Mustard.
Condiments.
If this says ketchup slash salsa,
I don't agree.
Vegetables.
Vegetables. Ew. um um vegetables vegetables oh boy this is you're gonna lose you are gonna shut up you're gonna lose 15 seconds
jamaerion 85 is dominating nobody else had played jamaerion uh. Alcohol. God damn it.
I'm sorry.
He's not going to get it in.
Water.
Juice.
Water.
Water.
Why would people put water in their fridge?
They have ice.
Butter.
Salsa.
Water.
Water comes out of the fridge.
And Nick got.
Oh, and he is now Beeman luncheon
Wow that was a turn
I didn't expect
320
So the game is actually unfair
If we all had to play
Jamerion
I would have the highest score
Those were hard questions
Yeah those were hard
I think they're getting harder
I think they saw an influx of people
They were like
People have been on this website
Since 2003
Yeah
Alright so 320
Is now the score to beat.
All right.
Wow, Nick and Beeman sitting in a tree.
Shut up.
You're about to piss off Kyle.
I was just stopped.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Stupid jungle.
Kyle's going to throw this game on purpose.
All right, follow it up.
365 is the next score.
Yeah, we know, TJ.
Teej.
I thought you got 320.
No.
You wish.
All right, who have I got here?
Oh.
Leah.
Leah.
Nah.
You're going to body her.
Name something a man might have expensive taste in.
These are all different.
Ooh.
Wine.
Yeah, the manliest men.
Wine.
Wine.
Food.
Brandon, you're like.
Yes.
There it is.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting there.
You answer car for everything that's in a house.
Yeah, he does.
Porches Decks
I don't know
Just thinking
Just thinking out loud
Women
Pussy
Yeah pussy
Do pussy
I didn't see y'all helping me
When I was trying to
I gave you salsa
Put it on my teeth
House
House
I don't
That's not it
Loser has to put salsa
On their teeth
Paintball gun
Paintball gun
Definitely
Three wheeler I always I have an expensive taste Did you have a Sandbox to put salsa on their teeth. Paintball gun. Paintball gun, definitely. Three-wheeler.
I always... I got an expensive taste
of jewelry
because that's what I'm in.
Sandbox.
Did you have a Tipman 98 custom cow?
No, I had a spider.
Skateboard.
What do you mean?
Just right jewelry.
Poor soul.
Bikes.
Jewelry's good.
Puffy.
Mongoose.
Mongoose bike.
If you're a mongoose guy...
Oh, that was good.
I was a mongoose guy.
How did she come out of nowhere
and get an AEA?
Haro. Haro bike. Haro good. I was a mongoose guy. How'd she come out of nowhere? Haro.
Haro.
Haro bikes.
Haro bikes.
You actually only spend money on shoes.
Very true.
T-shirts.
I'm right where I need to be.
Yeah.
Wrestling figurines.
I fuck with my fingers.
Name something grandma turned on that she forgot to turn off.
Oh.
You.
Grandpa.
Yeah. The. Nice. nice to say the oven or the
stove stove oven what do you say uh they're two different things my friend they are the oven is
on your right stove is on your left that's right stove slash oven give it to me. Yeah, there you go. Oh, jeez. You glitched it. TV?
If they had dildo on here.
Dildo.
Just lights. Oh, dildo.
Try dildo.
Just give it a shot.
This is bullshit.
Bop it.
Turn on.
One of those Fisher.
Fisher Price.
Turn on the.
Recorders.
Yeah, like a leapfrog.
Talk boy.
Talk boy.
Radio?
Just say radio?
I don't know.
Radio?
I don't know.
Already guessed it.
Say computer?
Big Evan only blogs on a leapfrog tablet.
Computer?
Fuck.
This is going down to the end.
Dildo.
What about a straightening iron?
If it's dildo.
Blow dryer.
Grandpa.
Grandpa!
Yeah, you forgot grandpa.
God damn it. I never had one. We told you told you we were yeah it's one of the clovers one of the all right let's go i still should be in good shape to pass you
right shut the fuck up should be in good shape all right tell me another way people say the word Wasted Fuck off
Hammered
Sass's answer to the last one would have been like
Her ability to recognize her grandchildren on the street
This isn't fair
What's a grandma?
I'm drunk
Wasted
Hammered This isn't fair. What's a grandma? I'm drunk. Wasted hammered.
Almost any past participle.
Salsa.
That's not fair.
Salsa.
Shut up.
This dude's salsa.
If you go to a Mexican restaurant, you get too many tequilas, maybe margarita.
I got salsa'd last night.
Three shots of salsa.
Is that culturally appropriate?
Yeah.
Tanked?
Salsa'd is a great way.
We should start.
Put that on a shirt.
Off the piss.
I went to the bar and all I got was salsa. What about just like tipsy?
Buzzed?
Yeah.
Tipsy.
By the way, someone shouted.
Shout out.
I got a DM today.
Someone said the shirt yesterday should have been
or two days ago should have been
none of my grandparents knew that Trump
was president.
I'm sorry, boys. I got to do fast money.
That shocky duck is flames.
Movie. Yeah, it is.
Movie. Why is Brandon
just getting synonyms? This is bullshit.
Seriously. Name the least private
room in your house.
The living room.
Brandon always struggles with rooms.
The car.
I don't know.
Name something vampires wouldn't keep in their home that most people would.
Onions.
Across?
Across.
Garlic.
Oh, is it garlic?
I thought it was onions.
A family is not like a box of assorted chocolate because some are...
Fruity?
I don't know.
Sweet?
I don't know.
Bitter.
Bitter.
Something...
A horse.
That seems...
It's always horse, though, right?
It's always horse.
Highest score, Lunch with Beeman?
Yes, highest score, Lunch with Beeman.
Wait, that's...
How did movie not... A talkie? What? though, right? It's always horse. It's high score lunch with Beeman. Yes, high score lunch with Beeman.
How did movie not...
A talkie?
When did they pull these people?
This is bad.
Oh, you just got it.
You just fucking got it because of horse.
What a jockey needs. Nuts is
pretty funny. The first one was crazy. Name another
word for motion picture and it was talky.
Yeah, the talkies.
You've never heard of a talky?
You ever heard of a movie?
Nope.
That's all right.
I still want it.
People go, and they talky, talky, talky.
Where are you going?
I'll sit closer.
No, no, no, no.
No, change the order.
If I can't switch, you have to.
You little blind boy.
Blind boy.
I thought you were walking out and taking a zero.
You little blind boy. I was taking a zero out and taking a zero. You little blind boy.
I was taking a zero.
Oh, what?
I didn't get to play?
That's bullshit.
I got LASIK.
It's a wrap.
Okay, but if Beeman's wearing those pants, I'm not having lunch with her.
That's fair.
Okay.
What pants?
The big long ones.
The bell bottoms.
The bell bottoms.
She's wearing bell bottoms.
Brandon, is that a good shoe to wear with no-shows?
Oh, and you like this hat?
I kind of like them with no-shows.
I do.
I fully expect you to just take it off my desk, and I'll just see you wearing it.
Why?
Took my sweatshirt.
You gave it to me.
Yeah, you still took it.
I don't remember it that way
I unpacked with you for like 8 hours
you're right now that you've said that
I'm starting to remember it
I'll give it back
it's a medium I'm sure you feel good
now that I realize that
I saw this hat I bought this hat
and I was like oh this is a hat that Owen would like
maybe I'll buy you one we could be twinsies
you're playing against Danny Hurley?
Nice.
Fuck.
I can't read it.
Name an animal that bathes itself.
No.
What does it say?
No, you cannot stand up.
Maze itself.
Births.
Horse. Births? Births. Loaths? Births. Horse.
Births?
Births.
Loaths?
Births.
Births?
What the fuck would that be?
Like non-hatching animals.
Oh, cow.
Horse?
Probably. What the fuck? Probably.
What the fuck?
Wait.
Dog.
Obviously.
Good answer.
Cat.
Cat, obviously.
Nice. Word, word, word.
Bear.
A bear.
What the fuck?
What was it?
Cat, dog, elephant, bird, duck.
Bird and duck.
Bird and duck?
Birds fucking have eggs.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
I do not know why.
Wait, do they?
Yeah, birds do.
It was exclusively birds.
What does birds itself even mean?
I don't know.
Non-hatching, I'd imagine.
All right, tied.
All right.
Name an animal you think...
Do not show the shelf.
I know you want a transition to the shelf.
Do not do the shelf.
It looks like you're playing dogs.
Oh, you think of being as black and...
Zebra.
No fucking shit.
Nice.
Cow.
This is bullshit.
No.
Never heard of a brown cow?
Dog.
You got Dalmatian on the brain.
Wow.
Wow.
A bear.
Yep.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Like a polar bear and a black bear.
Wow.
Panda?
Panda.
I was getting there.
Penguin.
No, you weren't.
He wasn't at all. I was getting there. Penguin. No, you weren't. He wasn't at all.
I was getting there.
He wasn't at all.
You decided to skip.
All right, I'm close.
I got to really lean in here.
No.
No.
Rachel.
Rachel.
Rachel.
Name a specific word that describes both a person's...
What does that say?
Oh, a person's and a chicken's thigh.
Breast.
Delicious.
Thick.
Ooh, how many C's?
Juicy.
That's got to be juicy.
That's got gotta be number one
That might be game
Tasty
Wow
Tasty
I mean it's a person's thighs too right Kyle?
Nah
There we go
Jesus Christ
Hardest one off the board
White
White
Yeah
Sure
Thank God Wait did I Is he in last? yeah no he's definitely in last that was the
skin is awful legs to describe both i mean that's pretty that's pretty tough chicken thighs are
really hard questions no he didn't 244 all right you threw that on purpose no i didn't
you are actually the worst at this.
It was what animal bathes itself.
Oh, shit.
Why did you guys lie?
I mean, you got everything.
All right.
Owen, you're up.
Running out of steam here.
Yeah, we are.
I mean, we can do something else.
Oh, we're right there anyway.
Brian?
You really think that's what it is?
Mm-hmm.
Never have I ever killed.
Okay.
That's a lie.
Jesus, okay.
Now let's play this.
Never have I ever. Why would you go to that first?
I used that one in a real game of Never Have I Ever on.
Had sex.
Interesting.
Providence.
Say the whole sentence before you answer it, please.
Goddamn.
Never have I ever ate fish.
Sure.
What?
I'm trying to think of people in a mall getting surveyed.
I think they surveyed fast people, though.
Voted Democrat.
Nice.
Maybe just voted.
All right.
All right.
Good, good, good.
Do you guys know this one?
Drugs.
Died.
Died?
Died?
Surfed.
Skydiving.
What?
Wait, you almost said that.
How's 220 coming?
We got a long way to go, but we got a long way to go.
If that makes sense.
You know what they say, two steps backwards.
Name something that's bright.
Two steps backwards.
The sun.
The sun.
The fucking sun?
Headlights.
Yep, those are the big two.
Maybe shorten it a little bit?
Just lights.
Show me lights.
The big headlight in the sky.
Oh, fuck you.
Not Owen.
Nope, he's not.
A Rhodes Scholar.
A gifted student.
Don't do this.
Don't do this to yourself, Owen.
Don't do this. Maybe get one more to yourself, Owen. Don't do this.
Maybe get one more.
We can't stop him now.
Yikes.
By the way, is there anything better?
Like low-key, one of the most satisfying things to do is unsubscribe from emails.
Yeah.
Oh, it's the best.
It feels so good.
But now the companies are doing like four different.
Is there a Jenga going on?
244.
Trying to draft somebody right now?
What's the worst thing to accidentally swallow?
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Keys.
Keys.
A pill.
A pill.
Come on. like the wrong one
yeah for real
a bug
yeah
good answer
damn
yes
that might have
that might have just did it
that might have just done it
triple points yeah
suck my cock
I don't know
at all fucking poison poison it's always poison I don't know. At all.
It's fucking poison.
Poison.
It's always poison.
Watch how bad I am and you were worse.
How does that feel?
See, I'm feeding you points.
Nine.
Hair.
Milk.
Hair and milk.
Show me milk.
Gum. Oil. Mouthwash. Not milk. Show me milk. Gum.
Oil.
Mouthwash.
And oil.
We are getting worse at this game.
Oil.
I hate it.
How'd you swallow oil?
Accidentally.
I was swirling it around in my mouth.
Just swallowed some.
Damn, man.
So Kyle gets the Beeman lunch? Fuck. Yep. Oh, man. So, Kyle gets the Beeman lunch?
Fuck.
Yep.
Oh, man.
What are you going to get?
Naya.
Whatever Beeman wants.
A Dallas barbecue.
Maybe Seymour's or Lulu's.
Something nice on mid-Chelsea.
Maybe go down to Meatpacking.
Well, we're getting it delivered here.
Oh, what?
You have to eat the lunch right behind us.
No, I should have to go somewhere.
No, no.
That was very clear.
Okay.
You have to eat the lunch with Beeman in the lobby while we watch, right behind us.
It would be way more embarrassing if I had to go somewhere.
Yeah, like had to dress up.
Had to dress up.
All right.
It would be so embarrassing if we had to sleep. All right. It'd be so embarrassing
if we had to sleep
over our house.
That would be so embarrassing.
You guys wearing
matching bell bottoms
the next day.
Where'd you get those, Kyle?
You should wear
bell bottoms in.
On the day,
on lunch day?
Lunch day, yeah.
It's also bell bottom day
on the yak.
We got to do a draft soon.
I think next week.
Yes!
There's so many options. We talked about it. We just just gonna make it happen i'm out thursday i'm out thursday
and friday we're not gonna be here friday i'm a best man so we have to do it though you're the
best man yeah how many fucking weddings you're gonna go to i have a lot of friends should we
do a monday draft i think that's true kickstart the week mond Monday draft could get I'd do a Monday draft
we don't have to stay around
and play in that
that joke segment
so
nah
I'm gonna go back
and re-watch the old one
just to
no you're not
I did
it's deleted
but I screen recorded it
thanks man
thank god
alright
see everyone
have a great weekend
see you on Monday
hey hey hey hey
shut the fuck up oh yeah you are hosting six chair shit alright we'll see everyone. Have a great weekend. See you on Monday. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Shut the fuck up.
Oh, yeah, you are our host.
Six chair.
All right, we'll see everybody Monday.
Thanks.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
It's the act.
It's the act.
Get your straws, yeah.
Start a day for a while.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
It's the act.
Yeah, it's time to talk. Thank you.