The Yak - Rank The Bigger Beef: Brandon v Vibbs & Sas v His Grandma | The Yak 9-15-21
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Oh, this is a truly special guest.
Truly special guest on the act today.
Hey!
Caleb.
Caleb.
140.
140, that'll be nice.
It goes till two.
Long as you want, brother.
Yeah.
We've been here.
Hey, Caleb.
I sent you a text about three weeks ago.
I said, hope all. Hey, Caleb. I sent you a text about three weeks ago. Hey.
I said, hope all is well, man.
He never answered, huh?
Who would answer?
What was your end game?
I was checking in.
Caleb's my friend.
I was like, hey, man, hope all is well.
I check in occasionally, too.
With Caleb?
No, with anybody.
No answer on hope all is well.
It's either really well or...
Real well.
Super not.
If they answer me, I know it's not not well because they have the time to answer me wouldn't wouldn't that indicate wellness
no the people no hey rowan what's up you motherfuckers dude i'm so fucking happy to
see you guys i'm glad you're back i feel like you're returning a lot on the show
yeah i do it just so i can get a create create a little distance to make the heart grow fonder.
That type of shit.
Yeah, sure.
Well, why don't you spill what's been going on?
Tell.
I went to Rehoboth Beach.
Oh.
Is that the gay beach?
It's the gay beach.
Yeah.
Oh, it's not the gay beach.
It's a gay beach.
So what is it?
It's the premier gay beach. Fire Island? It's the premier gay beach. It's a gay beach. So what is it? It's the premier gay beach.
Fire Island?
It's the premier gay beach of Delaware.
Yes.
There's only like three beaches there.
Yeah, Bethany, Dewey, Rehoboth, and one of them is the gay beach.
KB, this shit's going to fucking be right up your alley, and it might blow your mind,
but you might already be keen to it.
Delaware only has three counties.
I know that.
I'll say that again.
Delaware only has three counties. That's that. I'll say that again. Delaware only has three counties.
That's crazy.
You want to list them off?
Smyrna.
Newcastle.
Probably.
Wilmington.
Probably.
Probably.
Smyrna might be one.
I think it might.
Might be.
Somebody has to look.
I'm a huge Delaware guy.
Really?
Yeah.
You haven't been down Delaware way?
I'm a big Salesianum guy.
Him and his dad used to go to Rehoboth a lot.
Salisbury.
Yeah, we did.
No, it's not Salisbury.
That's Maryland.
St. Mark's.
That's true, actually.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
I've vacationed in Rehoboth.
Is that every year growing up?
Newcastle.
Wait, I think there's four counties.
No, there's three.
I love Rehoboth.
I wish Rehoboth was closer to New York City.
I would just get away there.
What'd you do there?
Newcastle, Sussex, and Kent.
Once a year you make a lie about going to Delaware that ends up not being a lie.
Everything leading up to it sounds like the start of a lie.
So was this like a vacation?
I had a time hop, and today, last year, you were at the outlet malls in rehoboth yeah it was
you and i was supposed to get everybody a braided belt you never bought anybody their puka shell
necklace i just found the list today that and not everybody got a puka shell i did a braided belt
and i got you your braided belt i did get a braided belt it was not from a hobo yes it was
it dude it was it was a trick question they don't have braided belts in rehoboth that's not true
dude they they actually well i got a braided belt in Rehoboth. That's not true, dude. They actually do.
Well, I got a braided belt.
It's from J. Crew Outlet, I believe.
You did.
That was the one word you said that episode.
Did you watch that pizza?
It's a little bit sweet.
People swear by it.
Grotto?
Yeah.
Grotto.
Nah.
You don't like it?
6.8.
No.
Come on.
Veteran score, though.
Yeah, thank you. Pro score.
Good-ass score.
Lil' Sass. What's up?
How's it going?
I'm doing well.
Good. I believe you.
Lil' Sass, I actually have. I actually had his mentor,
Roan. Was I clowning?
You roll thin joints.
Oh, yeah. Roan rolls
toothpicks. Wait, wait what he rolls toothpicks
every time ron rolls a joint he comes down and he's like he first of all takes him an hour to
do it and then he comes down and it looks like it looks like he just took a wrapper of five gum and
just rolled it up in in pieces damn give me your stoner card bro don't do me like and then he's
like well i'm smoking this by myself.
And then he never smokes it by himself, which is the best part.
Damn, bro.
Do not put me on blast like this.
This was some private information.
And he always asks me if I want to smoke it, and I'm like, nah.
Do you roll skinny joints?
I don't roll chudley cannons, if you know what I mean, bro.
I'm not rolling up Gotti's.
I'm not putting seven grams in a blunt or anything like that.
But, yeah, I don't know. bro i'm not rolling up goddies i'm not putting seven grams in a bun or anything like that but uh
yeah i don't know i just didn't know you're such a big part of stoner culture that you'd be putting
me on blast like that little tea in there or just all green oh it's all green bro i don't fuck with
that tea please low tea when it comes to my joints sheesh i don't fuck with it but uh i don't know
what's happening i like it no tobacco no wacky tobacco if you know what i
mean brother is uh stoner culture the worst culture yeah the worst culture one of them
it was and then like everyone got on the the train of ironic yeah i think it is
and that's annoying now that's annoying i think it's the anti-culture the anti-counter culture
is whack i think it's the worst in like-culture? The anti-culture is whack. I think it's the worst in high school.
That's when every time people are smoking weed, they have to post an Instagram story or something about it.
They can never just smoke weed.
What about post-grad?
What do you think about that?
I feel like once I got to college, people stopped caring as much.
Fair.
I'm trying to think of worst cultures, though.
Did you guys think I was a stoner when you met me?
No.
Disc golf has some...
I respect disc golf culture because it's not too in your face.
They always wear long shorts and real high socks.
Just wear pants.
Shut up.
Pisses me off.
Dude, TGA came up to me the other day and he was like,
when I first met you, I thought you were just like a really fucking dumb stoner.
And he's a really dumb stoner.
He's blunt as hell.
What does he think now?
He poked my chest.
You're so much more than that.
You're more than that.
I swear to God, dude.
That's a crazy conversation.
Yeah, I don't.
And then I realized you're so much fucking more than that.
He just made out with it.
Yeah.
The more I learned about you.
How do like cool people
clown other people's blunts?
What do they say
they look like?
I mean,
Sas is just doing it.
Sas is just in my ass.
Two pickings
that I've ever heard.
Angel hair.
My shit looks like E4
to yours looks like
Darfur.
Manute bull.
What's wrong with a long blunt?
Aren't you getting the same amount of weed from a long skinny blunt?
No, you get more paper.
Ah, shit.
Shorter blunt?
A short fat blunt?
It's just all weed.
Bro, you don't know?
How come you don't make short fat blunts?
Worst cultures...
I don't want to get that high.
What are the worst cultures?
The IPA guys, obviously.
IPA guys.
Craft beer. I've never actually? The IPA guys, obviously. IPA guys. Craft beer.
I've never actually met an IPA guy.
You never meet them.
You just overhear them.
I think they all got into bacon and then CrossFit, like right after each other.
Bacon, mustaches.
Bacon, mustaches.
Then the guy from Parks and Rec.
Nick Offerman.
He got soy boys into woodworking and whiskey.
And ordering 30 eggs at the diner what
yeah what like a like a transition he used to be like a relatable to some people like man's man
and then by season six he was just like didn't know what an ipod was they made him dumb instead
of a man's man they did that show though Great I fucking love that show
A lot of it is good
You don't like it as much?
It's good once Chris Traeger
And Ben Wyatt get there
I can't do seasons one and two
Really?
Yeah
Then I like it
Once Rob Lowe shows up
I'm all in on Parks and Rec
The Office though
Is fucking sick
Speaking of Rob Lowe
He's got a new podcast
Parks and Rec podcast
Does he really?
They're all doing that.
It's annoying as fuck. The Office Girls
have one. Netflix and Chili.
Band of Brothers has one coming out.
Turk and JD have one
for Scrubs. Yeah. And it's bad.
Watch a new show. I know.
It's dumb because they're doing better than me on the
podcast. I think the Sopranos
guys have a cool one.
What's it called? I don't know. I never listened. I've never seen the Sopranos guys have a cool one. What's it called? I don't know. I never listened.
Oh.
I've never seen the Sopranos.
Entourage has one.
Because like most A-list celebrity.
No, I would watch a Bill Cosby Cosby Show podcast.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
He would go off the, and he's done his time.
Boys, he's back.
He's back.
Do we not rehabilitate criminals anymore?
We should.
I know.
He got out on technicality.
Michael Vick got a $100 million contract. Bill Cosby can't
get back in the good graces.
Get him on the Eric Andre show.
Piss in his face.
Comedy Central will have him
on the dais of the next roast.
The roast of Bryce Hall with Bill Cosby will be the
next roast.
Did you guys talk about how Sass made TMZ
for the first time? That was amazing.
No, no, no. I didn't know that. Oh made TMZ for the first time? That was amazing. Yeah, we were on TMZ. No, no, no.
I didn't know that.
Sass made TMZ.
Oh, was this not your first time?
What?
I've never made TMZ.
You were on it.
No, I wasn't.
It was just your clip.
Yes, you were.
No, you were on it.
You were very well on it.
Explain.
Shut up.
There was a roast of Bryce Hall, and no one knew about it, and they asked Sass to be a
part of it.
And then we talked about it on our podcast and I guess that was us
leaking the entire thing. No way.
Yeah. There was a
roast of Bryce Hall and you got asked to be
on it? Yeah. And they said they're not going to pay him
any money. That's good exposure.
Who's putting it on?
I don't know. It's a whole thing.
Apparently it still might be happening.
I thought it was kind of just not happening and then the guy
texted me last night.
I was in the clip as well.
A little sinus-infected chuckle.
Sheesh.
Let's go, Owen.
But it was just funny because literally the entire story was based off of what I was saying on the podcast.
So you guys left the cat out of the bag.
Now it might not happen?
No, that's not why it might not happen. On some sling shit.
I just don't believe it's going to happen.
Sheesh.
I also watched the Dave Portnoy show yesterday,
and Vibs talked about his beef with you,
which I guess we could talk about now.
Yeah.
What did you think about that?
Why didn't you talk at all?
Yeah.
I was brought in to defend myself,
and I never came up when I was in there.
You went pussy mode as soon as you walked through those doors.
I walked in, and they said,
come defend yourself.
And by the time I got there,
Vibs was already like,
he was getting off the hook. it's all good Vibs walked
up to me this morning shook my hand said
I'm sorry I'm genuinely
sorry and that was it so it's
you can flip a switch
right to pussy mode
I was brought in there
I was brought in there to talk
I was brought in there to talk
11.59 to noon.
His pussy claps off.
But it wasn't like you being scared, pussy.
You were like being nice.
Yeah, I just let him, you know.
It turned out good for him.
He didn't get in any further shit.
Okay, I'll ask.
What happened?
So one day, the trivia thing wasn't actually a part of it.
It was tied into it later.
They loosely talked about what happened.
I showed up one day and Vibs jumped all over me.
Just jumped all over me.
Told me I was a failure.
Told me the production was so far funny.
Use as many of the words he used because I really want the picture painted.
Okay, he said at first it was like the trivia
let's play Family Feud
things that
Vib's called Brandon
Hillbilly, Hick
Redneck Country
Bumpkin
good answer
so I walked in and he said he was mad at me for not answering Good answer, good answer. That's good, Tom. Shit.
So I walked in, and he said he was mad at me for not answering,
and I thought that was it.
I thought we were just having a playful thing about that. And I sat down, and he said,
so do you think people are going to watch your sling show by the end of this week,
maybe by the end of the quarter?
Do you think they'll ever watch it?
And I said, I don't know.
I hope so.
And he said, well, don't worry.
If you fail, production and those guys over there keep sucking your dick and giving you a new show.
Damn.
I'm like, whoa, where's this coming from?
And he's just yelling at me.
That doesn't sound too bad.
He's just fucking mad.
My part wasn't too bad.
And I just kind of took it.
I was like, okay.
I'm getting sucked by production.
Okay.
Because he was just into it.
But then about an hour later, Ben Mintz comes in and Mintz walks up to him and says, hey,
man, thank you for doing the fantasy draft last night.
And Vibs turns and looks at him and says, yeah, okay, good.
Well, a couple of weeks ago, I wanted you on Lowering the Bar and you didn't do it.
You didn't drink a Capri Sun.
That was a dick move.
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Saying no to Lowering the Bar when you're eating like the rim of a cow asshole was understandable.
It was just like, but Capri Sun.
No, you've got to draw the line.
But listen.
He said he couldn't because he's in ketosis.
But listen, Vibs is a great dude.
He just popped off and then that was the end of it.
It was frustrating.
He had a bad day.
There was some war.
Yeah, everybody has it.
There's no actual beef between.
He was on his Daniel Powder.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, so he's powder mode. Yeah, he was Powder Mode.
Yeah, that's all good.
Capri Sun.
He did willingly put on a shock collar that week.
It's a gaze.
I don't know.
Progressive term for a gaze.
Yeah, it's my Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
Dad who accepted it, but not fully.
Yeah, he won't say, yeah.
My fucking Capri Sun.
I think Mince is trying to lose the weight and didn't want to drink the sugar.
It's, you know, whatever.
Drink the Capri Sun.
It doesn't matter.
But, yeah, it's over.
So that's what was on the day of Portnoy's show.
And I walked in there.
They asked me, do you want to defend yourself?
I said, yeah.
They never said anything they needed defending.
And then that was it.
So I just left.
Did he get in your ass in the first degree or in the second degree?
Do you think that he had written it out in his head beforehand
and knew exactly what he was going to say, or was it just a reaction
and he just flipped?
He definitely came armed that day.
He was armed.
He knew what he was going to do.
He stewed.
I didn't know I was walking into a fight.
He did.
And I just took it.
And then Mintz just took it.
And eventually it all got back to Dave
and he had to defend everything.
But as far as I know, it's all
water under the bridge.
No harm, no foul.
Lowering the bar is a great show. It is a good show.
It's a fantastic show. Stupid numbies too.
Dumb numbies. And the boss man knows that.
What's the longest bridge
in America?
The New Orleans one?
Ponchar Train?
Is it not the Key West one?
I feel like you're setting this up.
You're asking us a question with you knowing the answer.
Capri Sun.
Yeah.
I actually knew it was.
It may have been surpassed.
Lake Ponchar Train?
I stayed at a hotel called the Ponchar Train.
I still have the notebook in my bag.
Beautiful hotel in New Orleans.
It's in the Garden District of New Orleans.
Beautiful.
But what about the one to Key West?
The one that...
That might be longer.
Was that...
Oh, fuck.
What do they call that bridge?
It's called something.
It's in Bad Boy.
What movie was it in?
No, True Lies.
It blew up in True Lies
when Jamie Lee Curtis was hanging out the...
Her titties were hanging out at the limousine.
Pass. Pass. Don't need to see those. What? No,ies when Jamie Lee Curtis was hanging out the limousine. Pass.
Pass.
Don't need to see those.
What?
No, bro.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Trading Places and True Lies.
Terrific titties.
Hand up.
Hand up.
Yeah, she comes in.
Tia Carrera is also in True Lies.
But she doesn't dump them out, though.
JLC was a rocket back in the day.
Was she?
Yeah.
Lee Curtis?
Yeah.
I'll have to check.
Trading Places, brother.
Isn't that the one where she's...
Hey, what did you say?
JLC.
I thought you said AOC.
Oh, she probably was too.
That's like Frank said.
Who said Nickelback?
You got some jokes?
No, I literally just thought that's what you said, but I was like, there's no AOC.
Do your AOC material.
I don't have any AOC material.
Come on, bro.
Eat the fucking...
Yeah.
I actually genuinely could not care less
let's get some material
let's workshop a joke
like eat
dress
yeah yeah yeah
dress
no so it's just like
she wore a tax the rich dress
that's like
somebody wearing a
yeah
yeah
that's what I'd
do if I could
write a joke
yeah
I stand her still though I'd love to stand a politician you stand her still, though.
I'd love to stand a politician.
You stand her, too, Brandon?
Not as much as you, I don't think.
I'm neutral on her.
Do you guys stand anybody?
Maybe reverse neutral a little bit?
No, I stand two people.
Who?
Jason Derulo and Jesse McCartney.
Fair.
Reasonable.
I stand The Rock and Johnny Carson.
One of them's dead.
I stand Stan Lee Yeah
Also dead
Is he?
Yeah
Fuck
Really?
Yeah
Brutally
Who cares
That's what Mike Francesco said
What a clip
Who cares
I kinda wanna watch it
Can't
We could do like a dramatic reenactment of it
Stan Lee died
The caller was funnier.
He got real pissed.
You don't care?
Well, that's a good 17 minutes.
That was good.
Don't stop riffing.
Me and Brandon were talking yesterday.
What celebrity's biggest claim to fame is their death?
There's a lot.
Did you use that as a segue?
Because I don't remember talking about that.
We did yesterday.
Because we said Princess Diana.
Oh, okay.
There's a lot of celebrities like that.
JonBenet.
That's all.
Princess Di.
Well, JonBenet became famous.
Okay, someone who was famous prior, but their legacy is just their death.
JonBenet never got to enjoy it, really.
She wasn't famous before her she was right
but the biggest thing they ever did was die um okay xxx tentacion no yeah
that's a perfect example why because he like exploded in all everyone talks about oh don't
make fun of don't make fun of okayossay. Okay, maybe him. That was when everyone started calling him Joss.
Joss, Josiah, or what was his name?
Jossay.
Jossay?
Yeah.
Eddie in Hoboken.
What's up, Eddie?
Hey, what's up, Mike?
What's happening?
Hey, Mike, Stan Lee died today.
Did you ever meet the guy?
What do you think of him?
Stan Lee?
Yeah, Stan Lee.
I don't know who he is.
I don't know who he is, no.
Jesus.
Who is he?
He just hangs up. Who is he? Who is Stan Lee. I don't know who he is. I don't know who he is, no. Jesus. Who is he?
Who is Stan Lee?
He was one of the creators of Marvel Comics.
Oh, who cares?
Jesus.
How do you not know who Stan Lee is?
You ever see...
Hanging up on a guy for no reason.
I know.
Jesus.
Dude, somebody called in to Princess one time and was like,
oh, have you seen what Daenerys Targaryen's doing in Double A for the Mets?
He's like, yeah, I've watched him.
He's not good.
He's so dumb.
I respect it, though.
Yeah, he is just a piece of shit.
He's not a good person.
Just a real piece of shit.
What if they gave you the job?
What if Francesca says, I'm retiring and KB gets the job? I couldn't do that.
No?
Four hours a morning?
You would crush it.
Have you guys ever called in?
Brandon, you've definitely called in to a radio show.
I can't even talk right now.
Why?
Why me?
I can't even answer that question.
I can't even respond to you.
I've never called in.
That was a yes or no question.
I couldn't even do that, so I can't talk.
Isn't that how you got hired at Barstool?
No.
He used to call into the Dave Portnoy show.
No, that's not how I got hired at Barstool.
I've never called into a radio show.
Hey, Dave, big fan.
That's how Rico got hired.
Really?
Yeah.
Big Cat, maybe, too.
I think Big Cat used to call into the Dave Portnoy show.
He's a crank caller.
He used to crank in.
We used to crank call into Philly radio stations, but not real calls.
Where's the difference in prank calling and crank calling?
It's kind of just something you have to figure out.
I've always said prank calling in my life, but other people say crank calling.
It's like Mischief Night and Devil.
What is it?
Mischief Night and...
What is it?
Do you guys all call it crank calling?
Yeah.
No, I'd say prank calling.
Soda and pop.
Regional. Prank works. I say prank. I've it? Do you guys all call it Crank Caller? Yeah. No, I'd say Prank Caller. Regional Prank Works.
I said Prank.
I've never heard Crank, but...
Crank Yankers?
Crank Yankers.
Wow.
Spinning Florentine's face.
It'll spin on Florentine Mall.
Wow.
You're a piece of shit.
You have potential, but you've got to learn your history.
A homage to the goats.
Salute to Jim.
I've got to be honest.
This is the security guy I have the least confidence in.
What's up, buddy?
What?
I could see him disposing of a body.
Yeah.
But not like doing the crime.
Like he'll dig the ditch in the cornfield or whatever.
I don't think so.
He'll tell you where to do it.
He's got leather fingers, too.
He'll get waffles with you afterwards in the morning.
He's like a Coen Brothers side character.
But like a bumbling one.
Real bumbling.
Maybe an accidental hero, though.
No.
We should meet him.
He's on the bad side.
Before we talk, we're talking behind his back.
I could see him just coming in with a snub nose and shooting the right guy by accident.
Just shooting in the dark and saving somebody's life or something.
Let's get him in here.
Yeah.
They won't come in here.
They won't do it.
People don't want to be on the show anymore.
We can definitely coax him with a soprasat.
A nice mortadella.
A beignet.
Yeah, maybe a beignet.
A ponchar train reference.
Yes, of course.
A little callback.
Why don't they want to come in ever?
Nobody does.
I think they're just here to do their work, do their job.
I guess it makes sense.
Plus, if they're in here and somebody walks in, how does that look?
Glass.
Brother, this is bulletproof.
True.
I didn't think about that.
Let's not start that rumor.
It's double-plated.
Try it.
Why?
I don't know.
You would rather it say, no, you can easily shoot through this?
Yeah, we'll start that rumor instead.
What if they come in and want to test it?
They say, oh, I just want to test the glass now.
They're going to jail either way.
So you're saying that that would spark people.
They would bring a gun just to test the glass.
Brent, that's how Houdini died.
What are you in prison for?
Oh, I wanted to test if this glass was actually bulletproof.
They told me it was bulletproof.
I had to check.
Maxo!
Is that Maxo?
Rah!
Should I gesture?
Oh, man, that's awesome.
Who is that?
Me and Owen were going to come in just blaring his music on a speaker.
He would have appreciated that.
I got roaches in my ashtray and roaches in my cereal.
Is he an old head or a new head?
Air Force knockoffs with the Gucci print material.
No, he's not an old head.
But, yo, Buddha Ben used to be on the fucking uh like a van tour bus with him
and like everybody was throwing up like 60 or something for gas and buddha ben like pretended
to be asleep or something and this dude max o'cream was just like waking him up being like
yo like fucking pay me the fucking money for the get we're all throwing in equal amounts you know
buddha ben well right What did he do before here?
He was like Mac Miller.
I'm schmacked.
I'm schmacked.
He was with Mac Miller.
He's from Pittsburgh.
He was filming shit early for Mac Miller.
Just a video guy.
He did a video with Max O'Keefe.
Where's Buda Ben from? He's from Pittsburgh?
You didn't know that?
I'm just genuinely shocked. Did they take that video down? with Max O'Kream. Where's Buddha been from? He's from Pittsburgh. You didn't know that? Oh, you're right.
I'm just genuinely shocked.
Did they take that video down?
A Pittsburgh face. Yeah.
That's such a bummer.
Well, you can still find it.
They just took it down
from our favorites.
Which was Damp Lips.
Damp Lips, I believe, yeah.
Fuck.
Because they have full blogs
for each porn video.
It's dope.
I gotta tell Buddha that
Maxo Cream's in the studio. So that's a famous rapper.
Mr. Cream. Yeah. I mean, he's not like
wildly famous, but he's really good. He's on the rise.
What's he here? He's got a song with
Schoolboy Q. Well, that comes in here. Oh, Schoolboy Q.
Yeah, of course. Schoolboy Q's very famous.
Okay.
Just because you're old ass
doesn't mean he's not
popping
so is uh
so is Syph
in New York
yeah apparently
apparently that guy's
a comedian
very famous in New York
Papoose
what was his
do you have an
alphabet song
no he had like
or yeah he probably did
like
popping people
in popular places
yeah
I love that shit
but he also had
he had like
he has every bur he had like,
he has every burrow and like tattooed on his fingers
or something.
He's a wordsmith.
Girly like that.
Isn't his album America
spelled backwards?
American.
Nacarima.
Nacarima.
Nacarima.
You gotta get Papoose on.
Let's spam his social media.
Let's do it.
I thought you were saying
Pumpleboose.
Instagram or...
Papoose.
He definitely doesn't have a Twitter like that.
I think he might be
a little too famous to care.
But he's right on the cusp.
Then I'm going to follow.
Oh, yeah.
Barstool Chief
had a tweet
if we can get a Viva
chant in the replies.
I started it.
No one followed suit.
No, because yours
was doing so well.
I thought that would be
the catalyst.
I thought it was just
the ratio.
I thought you were
just trying to ratio.
No, I wanted everyone... I wanted it to be all Viva.
So let's do both of those things.
Take a quick break for station identification.
Are we hitting up Papoose?
We're hitting up Papoose and we're replying to Barstool Chief with Viva, his tweet this morning.
Are we replying to him or replying to your reply?
Just reply to him.
It's not all about me.
Chief hit me with some serious inspiration
with that tweet.
I've been really excited about it.
Somebody hit a read
while we do this.
Owen?
Yep.
Does Viva have
an exclamation point?
Yes.
Come on, man.
I didn't do an exclamation.
When you need to slow down
just open a Coors Light.
It's mountain cold refreshment
made to chill, taste great.
Do it for real, Owen.
Don't just motor through it. Just open a Coors Light. It's mountain cold refreshment. Do it for real. Do it for real, Owen. Don't just motor through it.
We actually like Coors Light.
Owen and I shouldn't be doing these.
Yeah, I can't personally endorse this.
Yes.
We don't even remember what it tastes like.
I'll do sports.
KB, you're still on.
You just laughed in the tone of do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
KB, you're still on the. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-do-do-do-do. KV, you're still on the...
Sober.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
When you need to slow down...
There we go.
That's the pace I need.
Just open a Coors Light.
Right.
It's mountain cold refreshment made to chill.
It tastes great from Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado.
Big Cat retweets a couple a week, too.
So if you're a Viva guy, just take a picture of the Blue Mountains.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Slow down and celebrate responsibly.
Get Coors Light in the new look delivered straight to your door with Drizzly or Instacart
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Sass is really missing out on chanting things,
which is like a thing that you do in college
and kind of get out of your system.
He doesn't know how to chant.
I love the Viva chant.
Do something crazy.
College is the best time to chant.
Oh, yeah.
It's like the only time you can chant in your life.
Unless you're doing a radio show.
Or the top college chants, USA.
Yeah.
You should watch that Big Av video.
I thought that was hilarious.
Yeah.
Oh, Mo Bamba was big when I was there.
People would chant.
What would they chant?
Oh, fuck.
I've got shit
what i do what was in the cube when that was going on young check west and i'm really on my shit
what was the other one that fuck you bring up the cubes and it just brings the mood down in the room. Sorry.
Fucking toiling away. Thank God I got out.
How did you get out?
Brother, I pretended to be a friend with a disabled boy.
Are we ready for the trial tomorrow?
No.
Are we actually wearing suits?
I'm not going to be in tomorrow.
I can't.
No, no, no.
Okay, we have to push this.
We have to rescout for the trial. I have to go. Yeah, I'm going to DC tomorrow. You're the key witness. You're the in tomorrow. I can't. No, no, no. Okay, we have to push this. We have to rescout to the trial.
I have to go.
Yeah, I'm going to D.C. tomorrow.
You're the key witness.
I just got a suit for it, too.
Fucking, oh, man, it's a good suit.
I want to wear blazers for it.
I do, too, but I just don't have one.
I have nice clothes.
You just go to, like, Savers.
I have a bunch of blazers at my desk if y'all want to wear oversized blazers.
No, I'm going to wear a...
Why would you buy oversized blazers?
They're oversized for you guys. They're not oversized for me. That looks incredible. It's a good suit. It's like Pee Wee Herman. Yeah, I'm going to wear a... Why would you buy oversized blazers? They're oversized for you guys.
They're not oversized for me.
That looks incredible.
It's like Pee Wee Herman.
Yeah, it's a good suit, dude.
I would like to wear a suit that fits.
You could look like Pee Wee Herman if you tried.
I want to.
I'm trying to.
Let's get some suits.
I went to the suit place this morning.
Enzo Custom.
They said come in.
They said come in as a show.
We could all suit up.
And they'll set up some champagne for us.
And we'll get some shirts or suits or some shit. I swear to God. I'd love to get fitted. I'll all suit up. And they'll set up some champagne for us and we'll get some shirts or suits or some shit.
I swear to God.
I'd love to get fitted.
I'll go suit up.
Should I hit up their manager?
We could do a live show.
Yeah, let's do a live show getting tailored.
Get custom suits.
Should we get them expensed?
Yeah, we're Enzo Custom.
Yeah.
I mean, imagine the publicity that we just gave them by saying their name twice.
True.
I'm assuming the line's already out the door.
When's the last time you wore a suit?
Be honest.
Shoot me straight.
Like confirmation?
When I was accepted as one of God's bravest soldiers?
What's your confirmation name?
Was it Ironic?
Was it Lucifer?
Yeah, I don't remember what my name was.
Everyone did Blaze.
Really?
The Swedish Saint? No, mine wasn't that. I don't remember what mine was. Because Everyone did Blaze. Really? The Swedish Saint?
No, mine wasn't that.
I don't remember what mine was.
Because it's like the only cool Saint name.
Oh, there is a Saint Blaze?
Yeah.
Is there a school called that?
My boy Bobby got it.
Saint Blaze?
Bobby Blaze.
Fuck.
I got Nicholas.
Easy that way.
Wait, what?
Yeah, you have to choose a Saint name.
Wait, so your name is Nick Nick Tarani?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah I guess it is The boy is so nice they named him twice
Nick Nick Tarani
And what's your middle name?
Nick
Nick Nick Nick Tarani
No my middle name is Anthony
Nick Anthony Nick or Nick Nick Anthony Tarani
Choice is yours brother
Wow
That's fucking weird
I respect it Dude my dad doesn't remember his middle name Neat, terraney. Choice is yours, brother. Wow. That's fucking weird.
I respect it.
Dude, my dad doesn't remember his middle name.
I swear, I asked him as a child. It's definitely some grotesque shit.
And he was just like, ah.
It's definitely like Ursula or some shit like that.
Or like Mortimer.
That's an issue.
So there's nobody you can cross-reference that with?
Nobody?
Burst of the...
Yeah, he has...
Burst of the...
Burst of the...
Do it.
Do you know it now?
Your dad's not your dad.
You don't want to know it.
Oh, he is.
The magic's gone.
Are you sure your dad's your dad?
His parents are...
His parents are what?
Dad.
What is...
Thanks, Brandon.
Why don't you do that sports clip for me?
Who among us doesn't have dead grandparents?
Who's rocking with a set of four?
You got a full set?
That's like a lucky clover.
If you're over a certain age.
I never had that.
I feel like if you can rent a car and you have four grandparents,
show your face.
I want to hear.
I want to ask people.
If you have all four, though, I feel like it's almost worse because then it's like they're all just going to drop it around the same time.
It's going to be like a tough two-year deal.
No, no.
They'll take their time.
They'll space it out.
They stagger.
Unless they really love each other, they'll space it out.
I knocked them all out in about 12 years.
Nobody has all two.
Mikey. Mikey. Mikey. Blatman. No way. No way. He out in about 12 years. Nobody has all two. Mikey.
Mikey. Platinum. No way.
No way. He's a dead grandparent.
Ebony. Ebony.
Oh yeah, yeah, probably. Mikey's going up to see Maxo.
Ebony might have like six or seven.
I could see her just having more. She might have a full house.
Why'd you say six or seven?
I was just riding the words
different. Just riding the wave of the words.
Six or seven. You're a Philly fan. Yeah the wave of the words. You're a Philly fan.
Yeah, I ride the words.
You're a classic Philly boy.
John Mulaney had a really funny bit about grandparents.
You guys should have been there.
What is it?
Cancel.
Say it verbatim.
You told us we're not allowed to tell people's jokes anymore.
I read your blog.
I know, bro.
Pat looks like somebody who has just really healthy grandparents.
Or like a bunch of daddies.
I'm not sure Pat's grandparents talk to him.
No, they hate him.
He's got a bunch of mother superiors.
Stanko probably.
I think he's got one left.
Really, I see Stanko being in all four.
He has his own grandfather.
They're best friends.
Oh, big cat.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Big cat.
We just learned Lil Sass has all four grandparents
and Owen's dad doesn't know his own
middle name. He forgot it.
Bro, you have all four grandparents?
But he can't rent a car.
And he's a cishet white male.
You can't rent a car and you can't have four grandparents.
I'm really running up the score.
How many grandparents does everyone have? I have zero. I'm a 6'4". Really running up the score. How many grandparents does everyone have?
I have zero.
I'm a zero.
I was born with only three.
You were born with only three?
I was also born with only three.
I've met two of my grandparents like twice ever.
What do you mean?
Like I don't know them at all.
How?
We're just not close with them.
What?
Yeah.
Your dad or your mom?
My dad. He hates his parents? Always the dad them. What? Yeah. Your dad or your mom? My dad.
He hates his parents? Always the dad.
He hates his parents? Or your mom
doesn't let your family see your dad's parents?
No, I think it's some mutual dislike.
Is that a universal thing? Everyone's closer with
their mom's side? No.
Really? That's what it's like for me.
I don't know. Much closer. I see my
grandparents on my mom's side a lot. I think it varies.
How many do you have left? I just lost my last one last month. I'm at zero. I haven't had one in five years. Much closer. I see my grandparents on my mom's side a lot. I think it varies. How many do you have left?
I just lost my last one last month.
I'm at zero.
I haven't had one in five years.
Apologies.
Sheesh.
Apology.
I apologize for that.
Thank you.
Sad Viva.
Five years.
Upside down Viva.
Did they get to see Trump get elected?
Oh, and it was a huge moment for my grandparents.
God damn it.
No.
Sorry.
I never, none of my grandparents know that Donald Trump was president.
Wow.
That's a damn shame.
What else do you think it is?
My grandfather died under Obama and he went out a miserable man.
Fuck yeah, that's so.
Sash, we got to bring in your other grandparents and have like a reunion live on the show.
I saw them pretty recently.
I'm sitting there when you come in.
They live in Long Island, don't they?
No, they live in New York City't they live in new york city oh i would bet more grandparents did i tell the story about
how i walked by my grandmother and we just didn't say anything that's horrible yeah why that's i
didn't know it was her until after i passed wait you you walked eyes with her uh like briefly and
she saw it was her it was her and you saw you. What the fuck are you talking about?
That's some sociopathic shit.
That's so bizarre.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I've met her, like, twice.
That's the worst thing you could do.
How did you know it was her?
Because I know what she looks like.
Wait.
But so why didn't you say hello?
And how did you confirm after?
Did you, like, text your dad?
I called my dad.
Call her up right now.
And what did you call your dad and say?
I was like, I just I just saw your mother.
Grandma, call her grandma.
Oh, no.
I don't think you guys understand how loose this relationship is.
But she's still your grandma.
You saw her on the street.
At least say hello.
Do you have her number saved?
I saw your mother.
No number saved.
That's fascinating.
I can understand if your dad
doesn't have a relationship with his parents but like the grandparents would still that has no
bearing on your relationship they've never like even met my little sister that's so crazy your
grandparents like i would imagine great like having kids now myself i look forward to some
day like grandparents have it the best. They get all the benefits of having
cute little kids
and none of the responsibility.
Do they even know you do numbies? Do they have any idea
that you go bye-bye all the time?
Yeah, I think I told them that I
There's zero
There's zero
downside. I just saw
them recently. That's crazy.
And you didn't say anything.
No, I just went out to lunch with them and my dad.
And how was it?
Did they fight?
No, it was fine.
But there's like zero downside for grandparents to be in their grandkids' life.
Like there's zero downside.
They're not asked to do anything.
I have no idea.
That's crazy.
I don't really know what the problem is. Do you shake their hands when you see them or you hug them?
Last time I was there with my dad.
It does sound like it's your fault.
Last time I was there with my dad, it was like a big, there was a lot of drama going on.
Like what?
I don't know.
I just remember there was like a whole bunch of stuff going on.
Do you shake their hands or do you hug them?
Probably hug my grandmother.
Yeah.
Did she like say, hi, I'm Harry?
Do they hate you?
Maybe.
They resent you for sure.
Did they send you a Christmas card?
Are you the reason why?
Was your dad good with them until you came along?
No, I don't think he's ever been good with them.
They thought you were a demon child?
Yeah.
No way.
I don't think this is that abnormal.
No, it is.
It's pretty abnormal.
I mean, not being close with a side of your family is not that.
Yeah, but if I know anybody, I'm going to say hi on the street.
It wasn't like we saw each other.
It was like after I passed, I looked behind and I could hear her voice.
Where were you?
Why did you look behind?
Because I heard her voice and I was like, oh my God, that sounded like my grandmother.
She was on the phone.
I heard her voice and I was like, that sounded like my grandmother.
I turned around and it was her.
But wait, there's a difference though.
There are definitely people that you're not close with in your family, but immediate family,
even if you're not close with them, you've seen them more than twice.
I don't know what you want me to say.
But I've seen them more than twice in my life.
Where were you?
I've probably seen them more than twice. But I think it's under five times
easily. Tell me where you were.
No. Please God, tell me where you were.
Anytime I see them, it's usually me and my dad go
and it'll be like if his brother's
in town. Got it.
And your dad and his brother
are tight? I feel like the Ghost of Christmas.
I mean, yeah, they're not like super close.
But they're not on a bad term.
Where were you when you saw her?
I love this. I was in like West Village walking on the water. They're not super close, but they're not on a bad term. Where were you when you saw her? Where were you when you saw her?
I love this.
I was in West Village walking on the water.
Having a grandparent that lives in New York City is a huge perk.
Yeah.
Gigantic.
You could live at her house.
They're not very well off.
Oh, that's why it is.
Yeah, fuck. No, they don't live in West Village.
Where do they live?
Oh, they walk around there and pretend?
No, it was on the water. It was on the path of the water. No, they don't live in West Village. Where do they live? Oh, they walk around there and pretend? No, it wasn't like, it was like on the water.
It was like on the path of the water.
Oh, they have a water place?
No, I wasn't at her house.
I was walking by a restaurant and she was at the restaurant.
She owns a restaurant?
Oh my God.
So she just has nothing to offer you basically, like money wise.
No, not at all.
So there's no reason to hang out with her.
So it's like, fuck you.
That has nothing to do with any of it.
I agree with you now.
I'm fascinated by this.
If I had ever been introduced to them properly,
I'm sure we would have had a better relationship.
This type of stuff, like family.
But it's like you don't just meet a grandparent once,
and then 10 years later you see them and you're like,
hey, it's me.
She'd be like, who are you?
No, I think that's what I would do.
There's like a 90% chance she would not even know who I am if I saw her.
I'm fascinated by this, though.
I think it's so interesting when you hear of family members who are like, yeah, they got in a fight at a family reunion back in 1980 and haven't spoken since.
Family members grudge better than anything else in the world.
It's always so fascinating to me.
How did it start? You are so stubborn. A lot of times people remember. It's always so fascinating to me. How did it start?
People are so stubborn.
It's always something small.
And it's always something small
that just never gets back.
There's people who are like, oh, I haven't talked to my sister in 30 years.
I forget what the fight was about.
And I'm just like, wait, tell me more because this is fascinating.
That's like some Slavic shit.
Is your grandmother Slavic?
Is she Slavic?
What's her name? You don. Is your grandmother Slavic? Is she Slavic? Bro, what's her name?
You know I'm Slovak.
What's her name?
I don't know.
You don't know your grandma's name?
No.
You guys are acting like...
No, I'm just getting sad.
Okay, you guys are acting like...
You guys clearly don't understand the situation.
It's not like I'm going out of my way to ignore them,
and I'm like, oh, I don't know their name.
I don't pay attention to them.
It's like I genuinely barely know them at all.
Yeah.
It would be like if I met a second cousin a second cousin who lives in, like, Germany.
No, it wouldn't.
But she lives in the same city as you.
It's your grandmother, and she lives in New York.
And you saw her.
I'm done with this conversation.
This is the dumbest conversation I've ever had.
You guys just don't get it.
Is it?
Because you guys, like, it's not, it's not like I'm going at it.
Like, it would be weird if I just randomly started, like, hanging out with them.
Do you know what I would love?
What?
Is if my grandmother lived in New York and wasn't dead.
You could have just cut that sentence off.
It would be so great to see her one more time.
I see my other grandparents all the time.
Just one more time.
And I talk to them all the time.
I just want to see my Nana one more time.
And here's the thing.
I was jealous of you with all four.
Yeah.
Do you really have all four? Dude, you're wasting half of your grandparents. I don't of you with all four. Yeah. Do you really have all four?
Dude, you're a waste
to have with your grandparents.
I don't think you ever had four.
I'll actually,
I'll take your grandmother.
Yeah, I will too.
She's not up for grabs.
We'll share her.
Yeah, right,
you're not usually
playing with her.
Literally, all we gotta do
is learn her name
and we're closer.
We know more than you
if we know her name.
Let me play with her.
No, please.
You're not playing with her.
No, you guys don't get to.
Fuck that, dude.
You're being selfish.
You're being grandma selfish.
It'd be awesome if she started buying us sugar cereal and shit.
That's awful.
That's suspicious because we always have Werther's in our mouth.
My grandparents used to buy me sugar cereal.
I went over to their house once when I was really young because we were in New York City
and my parents went out to dinner and like they put
they left us
with the grandparents
and uh
wait maybe this is why
they
what happened
and they made us
like hot chocolate
and they used water
what
ew
this is what happened
it was so gross
this is why you guys
I used water
no no no no
it wasn't
it wasn't hot chocolate
they were like
trying to make hot chocolate
I think they used
like Nesquik mix
ew
this guy doesn't Swiss mix do you think this is why your dad stopped talking to him yes It wasn't hot chocolate. They were trying to make hot chocolate. I think they used Nesquik mix. What? And just like hot water.
This guy doesn't Swiss mix.
Do you think this is why your dad stopped talking to him?
Yes.
I leave my kids with you for two hours.
You feed them poison.
It was like chocolate milk mix with hot water.
How could they?
Hot chocolate is that.
Not like this.
Not like that.
I remember the taste so clearly. I'm like, something is wrong with this. It's that. I remember the taste so clearly.
I'm like, something is wrong with this.
It's watery.
It's thin.
Do they put marshmallow on it?
No.
So it sounds like you're not really missing out.
Your grandparents would have sucked.
I don't think I am missing out.
Yeah.
Hopefully they die.
You got to teach them how to be grandparents.
Maybe they just don't know.
I don't really think that's my area.
Tell them to buy you a Hess truck.
Yeah.
Hess truck. Yeah. Hess truck.
My dad didn't tell them I lived in New York until we met up with them.
Do they have other grandkids that they might be close to?
I have one cousin on my dad's side, and I'm assuming they're not close because they live in California.
Maybe it's like a Hoover football coach type of thing where there's another family.
Very welcome.
You come up by the window at Christmas time
and they're celebrating with someone else.
That's very that could very well be a
possibility. Dan you missed out
on some good grandparents. They probably give them
fucking whole. I have good grandparent
time. My grandparents on my mom's side are awesome.
You could double that though. Imagine that
doubled. I've already got enough.
I already got enough going on. Even the lesser
grandparents there's like something
to be offered.
Like both grandparents
are going to be the same.
Yeah, cash.
It's usually better.
I remember they used to give me
cash on my birthday
every year.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
$100 bill.
I got my first $100 bill
from my grandparents.
It's the best.
Never actually any thoughts
behind any of the presents.
I think if you offered them
a million dollars,
they wouldn't be able
to tell me when my birthday is.
Well, you don't know their name. Well, they birthday is. Well, you don't know their name.
Well, they could guess, though.
I really don't know their name.
You can't really accuse them of being like your bad grandparents.
I've always just said dad's mom.
You've never even said grandma.
No.
Because if I say grandma, my parents are going to be like, oh, you're talking about on my mom's side.
Wow.
Not on my dad's side.
This is making me sad.
This is sad. It's really not
sad at all. You just haven't
processed the trauma of it yet. It's more weird that you guys can't
understand. You need a me mom. I think we all understand.
We understand.
Every kid has a grandma and a
dad mom.
You're a
grandson of a dad mom.
There you go. It's not that
strange. I mean it's... You strange. I mean, it's...
No, you'll process it someday, and it will be tears.
No, it will not.
No, you will explode.
You'll finally fart.
Yeah.
It will probably be the day you have a grandchild.
Yeah.
Just be like, wow.
Wow.
I don't think that's something that people get, like, really obsessed with.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, not having a grandchild.
I mean, like, oh, people love being grandparents.
Two of my grandparents were absent.
Seriously, I witness it now, obviously, firsthand.
It is the best deal in the world.
Because you get to show up every now and then.
The babies are cute.
And be the hero.
Spoil.
And the baby just loves you.
All right.
And now I'm out.
Yeah.
And it gives the parents a break.
It's a win-win.
Yeah.
Grandparents and the children are supposed to have a common enemy of the parent.
You're supposed to be teaming up with your grandparent against your dad.
Your dad's kind of dividing and conquering you by keeping you apart
because he knows your powers combined, you could ruin him.
I have no idea.
What if it was because your dad is a huge stoolie?
It could be that.
That would be so fucked.
That's how they had it falling out.
I like this Dave Portnoy guy.
Do we have anything on Papoose, by the way?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know what my move.
I just followed him.
What's my next move?
I don't even know where Papoose is.
You don't even have a check.
He won't notice.
Boys, what are we...
Is everyone mentally prepared for tomorrow?
We're not doing it tomorrow. We're not doing it here, so we got to put it off. That's a shame. Boys, what are we... Is everyone mentally prepared for tomorrow? We're not doing it tomorrow.
We're not doing it here, so we got to put it off.
That's a shame.
Bro, why are you going to D.C.?
For a segment for the Pro Football Football Show.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
It's going to be fucking sick.
Then I'm going to the whiteout game at Penn State.
So do we.
Fuck yeah.
Put it off until next week?
Yeah, I'll be...
Frank's out next week.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
No, that can't be.
Yeah, he is.
What?
For what?
Why didn't he tell us?
For what?
Brandon, is the whiteout game at Penn State your favorite tradition?
You said it's the best tradition.
It's an interesting tradition.
It's a hell of a tradition.
It's an interesting tradition.
I can't talk to this.
Sorry.
What's wrong?
Is your brain leaking?
No, it's not leaking.
Mine's leaking.
I've heard you say blackout, though, when somebody walked into a restaurant.
No, that was...
No, I can say it.
So, me and Nick recorded our program roast today, and I got a joke in for the first time this season.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, greenlit.
Owen wrote a joke.
Owen wrote a joke.
He's got a joke in there?
Yeah.
Let's go.
It's going to be the worst one.
So now you can tell this joke, though.
You can finally tell a joke that a comedian said.
Because it's yours.
It is yours, yeah.
Oh, Brandon said it.
Did I say his joke?
Yeah.
Yeah, I said your joke.
What was it?
Well, you'll find out Saturday.
You can't really find out now.
I'm going to be shooting at the White House game. Well, you'll have out Saturday. So you can't really find out now. I'm going to be at the, I'm going to be shooting at the White House game.
Well, you'll have,
you'll have a phone.
Yo, also,
O'Day keeps saying, like,
the most famous building.
Like, he keeps on tweeting
that it's the most famous building.
It's not.
The White House
is a more famous building.
The White House is the
much more famous building.
He's full of shit.
And he told us,
I asked him,
are you going to retweet yourself,
your personal account?
He said, no.
First day, like, three. Nuh, no. First day, like three.
Nuh-uh.
Yeah.
Oh, day.
Yeah.
I had a realization.
I always make fun of people who retweet their own tweets.
I went on my Twitter.
It's just all accounts I run.
Yeah.
Yeah, same.
I just do it.
I retweet my own.
I don't retweet jokes, but if it's like the podcast or something.
Yeah, it's like promotions.
Right.
Retweeting jokes is kind of a weird thing to do.
Your old killer jokes.
Yeah, or just retweeting a joke you had earlier in the day.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah, just bump those numbies.
It deserves more credit.
Yeah, I don't retweet my personal self.
Or like pinning a joke.
That's bad.
It's a tough one.
I just pin the podcast like every day.
Why you pin?
Unwritten rules.
You pin one?
I've noticed that pinning a video usually helps me get more followers.
Yeah.
You've got it all figured out, don't you?
Do you think your grandmother follows you?
No.
You wouldn't know.
They don't have phones.
They have like flip phones.
You said she was on her phone when she passed you.
Well, they don't have like smartphones.
What about computers?
How do you know that detail about her?
Because I just saw them very recently.
I'm still so weirded out that you walked by her.
I've definitely told that story before.
But not with the context of you not knowing her.
Do you think it was actually her?
No, it was her.
That's sad.
You walk by your grandma.
That's like the ending of Butterfly Effect. Deep down, you're dying to see you... No, it was her. That's sad. You walk by your grandma. That's like the ending of Butterfly Effect.
Deep down.
Yeah, it is.
Dying to see her.
No, it was her.
You're projecting your grandmother on faces of strangers?
No.
This was 100% her.
Have you ever been to her apartment?
Like over 10 years ago, probably.
Do they live in the city?
Yes.
I can see you cleaning it out when the day comes and it's just all pictures of you.
Oh, my God. She's the son of a boy dad. city? I can see you cleaning it out when the day comes and it's just all pictures of you.
She's the son of a boy dad.
There's a note underneath.
It's a letter she never sent.
Like, Harry,
can you sign this?
Yeah, I think so.
They must have. The Amazon video is playing
on one of those smart picture frames on a loop.
She's telling her neighbors, I actually know the king of New York.
Yeah.
Well, I guess I don't.
Yeah.
I'm actually the king mom of the king of New York.
My other grandma actually did that.
When I got hired at Barstool, she had people that were painting her house, and they were listening to a sports radio station.
And she went outside and asked them if they know Barstool.
And they were like, yeah. And they were like, oh, she was
my son's little Sasquatch.
Or my grandson's little Sasquatch. And they were like,
nice.
My grandma thinks I'm a professor.
Like what?
I worked at Ohio State and she just assumed
professor and then she just
can't take on any more memories.
I like that.
So I'm a professor.
That's dope.
Max O, you want to come in, Max O?
Let's talk on the radio.
Who is that?
It's Max O'Kream.
You want to come in real quick?
Come on in, bro.
What do I say?
We got to ask him the Buddha Ben story.
Rone, who is this?
Max O'Kream.
Max O'Kream.
Okay, that doesn't.
First name Max O. What up, man? Max O, legend.. Maxo Kareem, okay, that doesn't... First name Maxo.
What up, man?
Maxo, legend.
What's up, brother?
How you feeling, my friend?
What's up, boys?
Good to see you, bro.
How we doing?
Was this the Yak?
Yeah, this is the Yak, man.
What's going on?
Did you know that or did you read it?
There's no way he could read it.
You know, Kelly just yelled it in his ear as he was going by.
Yo, so we know somebody that used to do video for you. A guy named Buddha Ben.
Do you remember Buddha Ben?
Ben Fredette.
Buddha Ben.
Buddha Ben. Sound familiar?
They said that one time he was like
on a van with all of you and
everybody was throwing up $60
for gas or something like that.
And he
pretended to be asleep when you were coming around
collecting money.
He was like, yo, everybody's throwing up
$60. Oh yeah, just like me
for sure. I'm going to check something.
We're going to make sure it gets done.
So Buda Ben, he's a great
friend of the program. We just had to
link him in. You were just talking to Caleb though or what?
Yeah, I just wanted to do the interview.
Wait, Caleb's here? Yeah, he's upstairs.
He's upstairs. How did it go? Did he catch you
off guard? Not really. I was ready for him.
It was funny, though. I'm cool with Tyler,
so I could flip anything.
That's easy. Yeah, love it.
What do you got going on? What are you doing in the city?
I'm hungry as hell, really.
I was about to go get some food. No, get some
food. What in the hell, man?
You know what I'm saying? Fuck with the yak. Shout out my boy Buddha Ben. Shout out Buddha Ben Get some food. What the hell, man? You know what I'm saying?
Fuck with the yak.
Shout out my boy Buddha Ben.
Shout out Buddha Ben.
What food are you looking for, man?
Next time,
have that $60 on time, though.
Love it.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it.
Get some food.
Get some good one, guys.
Yes, sir.
Fill that tummy.
Fuck.
You fucked that up.
You did well.
You did what?
No, KB.
You're never going to Fill that tummy. You gave him an opportunity to promote well. You did what? No, KB. You're never going to
feel that tummy.
That's the,
like you gave him
an opportunity
to promote something.
He's like,
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
All right.
That's awesome.
And I was like,
oh, he's like,
he's literally talented
just getting food.
Yeah,
I was literally hungry.
Very literal answer
to that question.
I'll tell you what,
I'm hungry.
Yeah,
I love it.
Fuck.
Fucking food.
Maxo.
Maxo cream.
Che,
did we do both ads
No
Sport Clips
Who wants it
Sass
Sport Clip
You didn't say anything to Maxo Cream bro
Wait
I know I froze up
You're tweeting though
Just met my idol
I think he fucked with it
Yo I just fucking grilled Maxo Cream
He's hungry as fuck right now
So you'll never guess who my friend is now.
Oh, shit.
Classic.
Brandon's gone.
Nick, can you do it?
Any of y'all got a calic?
Or a patchy beard?
What, it doesn't say that?
Yeah, it does.
Oh, it does?
Fuck.
You got both.
You got calic and spades, Kyle.
You know what you need?
Sport clips.
Their stylists are experts in men's hair.
Cutting men's hair can be harder than women's hair.
And sport clips stylists are specifically trained to cut men's hair.
Anybody else want to jump in on this?
No, you got it, bro.
But do you guys agree?
I ripped my paper by accident.
Cutting men's hair can be harder than women's hair.
You can go to grandma's for the holidays, but not where she cuts her hair.
Sport clips, the pro in men's hair.
I did it.
Attaboy, Nick.
That was great.
You did a good job.
I don't know why when Max Supreme was leaving, I had a very weird urge to give him a clap.
You should have given him a Viva.
Clapping is fun.
It is.
Like clapping up each other.
You know what I've never been a fan of is when you're at a comedy show and people clap
during a joke.
What if it's a good joke?
I know.
I've just never got...
I did it when we were at that show the other day.
I clapped, but I didn't feel natural.
Did you eulogize Norm MacDonald today?
No, we didn't talk about him at all
no
sad
very sad
legend
yeah
every clip
that I saw
was just
laugh out loud funny
he's one of those guys
that
you like stare
and you're just like
how does his brain
yeah
work that quickly
yeah he just wants to be
his own person too
like he's just not
trying to do
anybody else's
what the fuck
Caleb yeah and also the thing I love about Norm Macdonald is when he starts that quickly. Yeah, he just wants to be his own person too. Like he's just not trying to do anybody else's. What the fuck, Caleb?
Yeah, and also the thing I love about Norm McDonald is when he starts telling
a joke or like a bit, you're like
okay, where are we going to end
this? And then he ends it and you're like
whoa, that was awesome. How'd you get to the end
right there? I love how his transitions
just are all so like half-assed.
Doesn't care. You know the story's not true.
Yeah, yeah. I was down at the Church of Science, no, not the Church of Science. The University of just are all so half-assed. Doesn't care. You know the story's not true.
I was down at the Church of Science.
No, not the Church of Science.
The University of Science.
Wait, don't tell someone else's jokes.
Actually, can you now? You can now.
It's fair game.
And guess who has a new tight five minutes?
Nicky.
My jokes may remind you of somebody.
It's crazy that he had cancer for 10 years though
I know
Because his last special was less than 10 years ago
And the whole beginning of it is about death
Yeah
Well, it's probably on his mind
I don't want you to know
Caleb
What's up, brother?
Guys, I miss you so bad
Miss you
You don't mean that
I see some of you sometimes
But I don't see others as much
Yeah, but you don't mean that
Do you mean that? Well, yeah, I don't see some of you as much As I don't see others as much. Yeah, but you don't mean that. Do you mean that?
Well, yeah, I don't see some of you as much as I see others, for sure.
That's true.
That definitely has to be true.
There's no way that's not true.
You see the ones you would miss, though.
That's not true.
I mean, you guys come, Big Cat and Rowan come for Rough and Rowdy.
That's true.
I saw KB because he was on Son of a Boy Dad.
Fuck yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
KB's helping us pull in some big boy numbers, too.
Yes, sir.
Racking it up.
I got you.
You got that KB juice.
What's going on, though, bro?
Dude, nothing.
Just getting ready for football season.
What about you guys?
Well, it's...
Yeah.
It is.
No, take your time.
Hurry up.
I don't want to do it before I'm ready.
Yeah.
Where have you been?
How was Buffalo?
Yeah, I was in Buffalo.
I tried Wingnuts.
Dude.
Pretty good.
I know.
I have them one, too.
There's another place called Weedats that Roan's been to in New Orleans.
Yeah, they're awesome.
I got them one, too.
They're a different type of wing.
Weedats is a small wing.
Oh, nationally one, too.
Nationally.
Yeah.
Yeah, ever.
Oh, wow.
Also, the vibe at Wingnuts is like cannot be topped.
You don't think you're in a real place.
No, they're just arguing.
Dude, they sold out because of you guys.
I mean, credit to them too, but because of part of my take,
they have sold out every single day for the last month.
And I got there at 12.01.
They opened at 12.
They were sold out by 12.30.
Jesus.
Wow.
While I was eating, I was hearing people come in and try to make wing orders, like we're
sold out for the day.
That's awesome.
Because the first people who come in, they'll be like, can I get 80?
Can I get 100?
We need to get them a restaurant.
Yeah, they got to get more wings.
They got to get more wings.
They got to get some way to get more wings in their life.
What were you doing up in Buffalo?
Mitch, Sunday Conversation.
Hell yes.
And I went to the game too.
That's sick.
I let part of my team break the ice for me and then I'll step in.
Yeah, so you're welcome that we introduce you to him. Yeah. Thank you. Now you know too. That's sick. I let part of my team break the ice for me, and then I'll step in. Yeah, so you're welcome that we introduce you to him.
Yeah.
Thank you.
That was nice of you.
How was Maxo?
Maxo Cream?
Yeah.
You like Maxo Cream?
Oh, yeah.
Dude.
Huge fans.
He's awesome.
He's hungry.
He's starving.
See what you do to him.
Yeah, you talk to him.
You talk to him.
You don't let him eat.
His tank was on E.
Dude, we were sweating our balls off upstairs.
We were doing it in the construction site,
so it had a little bit of a character to it,
a little aesthetic,
and we were sweating our balls off.
But you just didn't share any ice cream with him?
Because he literally said...
He's lactose.
Oh.
Fuck.
Lactose.
You can't make a sundae with Sherbert.
No.
No.
It's a saying.
We was talking a whole lot of gang shit.
Trust me.
Yeah, some gang shit.
Yeah.
Gelato.
How is Jupiter? Where are you living? Oh, I'm in shit. Trust me. Yeah, some gang shit. Gelato. How is Jupiter?
Where are you living?
Oh, I'm in Boca Raton.
Oh, yeah.
Jupiter's good.
Got the snowbirds flocking in.
I saw some clips.
Yeah.
How's the golf game?
Where are you seeing all these clips?
I'll be on the internet, dude.
Great clips.
How's the golf game?
Shut up.
Golf game's good.
Haven't broke 90 since I got 86.
Which was, we never saw, right?
Which what? I i mean we believe it
we all believe it right yeah there's a big group of people that don't believe it um fuck them
fuck them i have a new rivalry with trent i'm starting to get trying to get you know
start get going i'm trying to uh i feel like you got to play both sides throw kindling on that fire
what what do you mean both sides he's not gonna like come back
you know what you should do kill if you start a bachelor podcast and really just take all his
corners yes dude just fucking squeeze his ass out just put him on notice and make it so it's
inevitable that would be very funny it's like a long-term bit of just trying to squeeze out the
nicest guy in the office because he won't do anything about it all right i'll leave but you
know how boxers sometimes like people like follow around another boxer and like walk into like his
press conference or go into the restaurant that he's at like anywhere you go i'm going there like
you should just run down on him at a golf course when he's playing one day and be like i'm playing
i'm playing the same same force him as you today yeah i actually think that he's he's gonna try to
beat my ass and he might be my ass because he's been practicing.
I think he's been practicing
golf with his coach
because he texts me
and he never texts me
and he was like,
hey, I'm ready to do this.
When do you want to do it?
Did you respond to him?
No, dude.
If you don't want to do it
that bad,
I don't want to do it.
Pull it back out of there.
You got to put him
on ice for a little bit.
Golf's going good.
I love golf.
Start your own
golf competition.
A tour.
A classic. Shout out to Riggs. He won one good. I love golf. Start your own golf competition. A tour. A classic.
Shout out to Riggs. He won one.
With a pro golfer. Shout out to Riggs.
He won one? Yeah, he won a Barstool Classic
with Ian Kinsley.
What's his name? Kevin Kinsley.
Kisner.
Kisner.
Kevin and Kisner.
You look like you lost weight. Haircut.
New glasses. New Kisner. You look like you lost weight. Haircut. Yeah. New glasses, new
brain. Is this technically losing weight? No.
I've gained weight in my face, so I just got
wider glasses.
What about those
bears? Dude, not good.
I hate Matt Nagy so much.
Yeah, I hate him too. I hate his guts.
Me too. I gotta get under 220, by the way,
boys. But dude, his forehead was looking tan.
Did you see that? Yeah, it was. What do you have now?
Roughly.
230-ish, 40.
So we'll say 245.
It's when I weigh myself in the morning naked.
Pre-post poop.
I'm not a morning pooper.
What?
I'm not.
I'm just not.
Bro, you got to see these locks.
Caleb's been dropping. I'm more of an afternoon-ish. Yeah, I'm more a morning pooper. What? I'm not. I'm just not. Bro, you got to see these larks. Caleb's been dropping.
I'm more of an afternoon-ish.
Yeah, I'm more after the yak.
Yeah, well, we have the same schedule.
We're on the exact same schedule.
Wait, when girls sync up periods, what's it when guys sync up turds?
Moon sisters are girls.
Do you guys always poop together?
Sass sits on my lap and we poop together.
No, every time I go to the big bathroom, like the private bathroom, Big Cat's coming out,
and I go, and the seat is just hot.
Oh, yeah.
I sit for a while.
Sweaty.
Yeah, but I got to get under 220.
It's going to be-
How come?
To jump out of an airplane for the Arizona Bowl.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
And that seems like I should probably try to do it.
Why can't they just get you a bigger parachute?
Pretty skinny right now
yeah but i'm not i'm also older so i'm i'm on the skinnier side of my elderly body big cat i've been
going to a women's workout class you should join it with me because lamans yeah that shit will get
you what's lamans that's a. Yeah, that type of shit.
And it is that type of shit. Are you really?
Dude, my inner thighs
have never been so fucking toned.
What is it, yoga?
It's almost like a Pilates.
Is it in our neighborhood?
Yeah.
Okay.
Really?
So it's you and,
are there any other men?
What's the demographic?
I'll show up.
There's been one man,
but every other time
it's been all women.
I'll pull up.
I'll pull up.
It's a women's workout
and they get me sweating in there.
Oh, hell yeah.
And like they're working muscles I didn't know I had.
It's nice.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to have to.
Actually, KB, I'll probably need your help to cut weight.
I would love to.
I'll do it with you.
Yeah, December.
I think if I can hover around 230 going into December, I'll be fine.
10 pounds in a month.
No problem.
Well, I'll make you wait to the last a month, no problem. But are you comfortable
jumping out of a plane
at the maximum?
I feel like that's something
you shouldn't toe the line with.
There's going to be a difference.
No, when I show up,
I'll be like,
weigh me naked.
December is also usually
your fattest month, no?
Yes, thank you, Owen.
That is true.
It's coming up.
Yeah, Thanksgiving.
You don't have that much time.
Dropping 20 pounds is hard.
I'm 231 today naked.
Oh.
Oh, you're fine. 11 pounds.
The problem is walking.
I don't know.
You just said 232.40.
Well, because I don't know what they measure.
Like walking around weight, I'm probably 237 right now.
Had lunch, drank some water.
Yeah, I guess.
Wearing a belt.
Wearing a belt.
Morning weight's different.
Yeah, right.
So, am I going to get to weigh in, like, naked?
Jump out of the plane naked.
That would be awesome.
Just ass naked landing in the center of the field.
I think I'll be okay.
Is that something you want to think you'll be okay about?
You're going to be fine.
If you go out that way, you don't die.
Well, I have something that I don't want to say because I don't want KB to get really upset at me.
9-11?
Don't.
No.
I know what it is.
Realistically, though, if the match is 220, the app.
I have a really good life insurance plan.
What was that? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Wait a minute good life insurance plan. What was that?
Here we go. Wait a minute.
So if I do,
you guys
will probably be taken care of. That was a dark time.
That good? Yeah, that good.
You'll be good. That was my busiest
week ever because you had no nicotine.
So I was just getting four coffees a day.
If the
max weight's 220, realistically the actual max weight's probably like 250.
50?
Yeah.
So I'm good.
Why is there a max weight?
I mean, I don't think that if you're 500 pounds.
Doesn't the military drop thousands of pounds of ammunition and supplies down on parachutes?
Yeah, but wouldn't you be embarrassed?
It's like getting a seat belt extender, like getting a military-grade parachute.
That would be awesome.
Are you going to do any tricks when you're going down?
Like, Chef Donnie's always doing, like, backflips and stuff.
I'm going with someone else.
That's the whole reason that it's got to be 220.
Because there's a person.
Maybe ask if the other person can be a little underweight.
Attached.
A child, maybe.
Yeah, a child.
Frank is really stumbling through here.
So, does he know?
Did you break the news?
No, he does not know.
Frank, the trial will not be tomorrow.
It will not be tomorrow?
Roan is out tomorrow.
You need to be with us.
He's pretty...
I'm not out because there's the trial.
I'm going to the Washington football team game to shoot something.
So we'll have to do it next week.
What is the game?
Washington this week?
Against the Giants.
Yes.
Talk about a barn burner.
You know why he's a barn burner?
Because he's probably going to be more excited to watch a barn burning than he wants to watch next week.
By the way, that's some Norm MacDonald shit.
That's some Norm MacDonald shit. Frank, some Norm MacDonald shit. That was Norm MacDonald
shit.
Frank, you have
claimed allergies,
but you have gotten
increasingly sicker
this week.
No, I haven't.
You got Legionnaires,
don't you?
What, did you walk
past the wrong hotel?
No, maybe I got a
little cough, but
that's about it.
I feel fine.
Okay, all right.
All right, so we're
not going to do it
this week.
We'll do it next week?
Next week may not
be good.
I'll have to see if
I'm back from Boston.
Okay, so then the following week. What are you doing
in Boston? Me and
Duggs are going to go watch a
Red Sox game. Throw out the first pitch?
A couple first pitches?
We're going to see if we can hit the Basketball Hall
of Fame on the way back. Hit some of the
New England States. Do some raw dogging.
Oh, nice. You and Duggs.
Raw dogging.
Okay, so not tomorrow.
We'll do it either the next
week or the week after.
Alright, whenever.
I'm looking forward to it.
Looking forward to justice for Frank.
The people miss Tank Thursday.
The people miss Tank Thursday.
I mean, people send me the memes with that.
I look forward to Tank Thursday
every week.
Everyone does, yeah.
We'll be back.
Unanimously.
Well, let's see how the trial goes.
Yeah, people take, uh,
people send me, uh,
pictures that they look forward
to Tank Thursday every week.
And, uh,
we're taking,
we're robbing them
with Tank Thursday.
Yeah, so,
the trial of the people
versus Francis J. Fleming
will be in the next couple weeks.
Do you know about this, Caleb?
No, but Frank, you sound like you have a lot of mucus in your throat.
He's got allergies.
You're Flemmy.
Frank Flemmy.
All right, thank you, Frank.
I look forward.
I will be.
I have decided I will be on Frank's side.
Oh, wow.
I will be his trial attorney.
Are you going to be Johnny Cochran or Robert Kardashian?
We might have some gloves.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We might get some shit going.
Who was the other one?
Who was it?
Shapiro or something?
Robert Shapiro?
You just picked a Jewish name, didn't you?
Yeah.
No, that's correct.
It was Robert Shapiro?
Thank you, Steven.
Was it a Cullen or?
F. Lee Bailey.
F. Lee Bailey. F. Lee Bailey.
F. Lee Bailey.
That's a real southern boy.
Anytime someone goes.
People have been sending him the pictures that they want him back on Tank Thursday.
Yeah.
Pictures of letters that spell that out.
Well, he'll have his trial.
Everyone has their day in court.
Yeah, Frank is trying to lobby.
Frank's on suspension right now.
Caleb, he's
had a rough go of it recently.
And Frank's tank Thursdays are no more
for the time being. But we're going to have a full grand jury.
You could come up for it and sit on the grand jury
as one of the Supreme Court nine
if you're so inclined.
Who's representing him? I am.
I've decided I will. I will take that because I don't think
there's anyone else who is willing to represent him. He said. Big hat. I've decided I will. I will take that because I don't think there's anyone else who
is willing to represent him. He said that he's
going to call me as a witness because
he said that he told me that he
wasn't going to be out the one day.
Did he? I can't talk about that
until it's an ongoing case. I'm essentially the
court appointed attorney at this point.
You're the public defender? Yeah.
Is there anyone else?
I think it's me.
I think it falls on my shoulders.
You should just hire an actual attorney.
I will get justice.
Yeah, actually, that would be great.
I'll get justice for my guy friend.
Wait, we should.
And just be like, what am I doing?
Yes.
You'll pay him.
Can I?
After that bet the other day?
Oh, yeah.
Sheesh.
You get three attorneys.
The best in town.
Are we going to swear on the Bible or book of drinks?
What are we doing?
Or the e-cyclopedia, maybe.
True.
Owen, how you been doing, bro?
How's your love life?
Probably the same as the last time I saw you.
How was your fuck game?
Your fuck game is so crazy.
It's crazy?
You said that.
I did.
Unprompted.
You just told us.
I haven't seen you in a bit.
How many grandparents do you have living?
If you don't mind me asking.
One.
And you can rent a car.
We're all on the same page.
Sass has four, and he doesn't know one of their names.
He doesn't know two of their names.
He doesn't know half his grandparents' names.
He doesn't even call them grandparent.
He calls them dad, mom, and dad, dad.
I say dad's mom.
Where they live.
New York City.
Right down the block.
He said he passed one on the street and didn't say hi to her.
What'd she do to you?
Nothing.
Broke you.
I just don't know them.
It's not that crazy of a story.
Who's the onus for that fall on?
I don't know.
Could be Sass.
Could be me.
Demon child.
Could be me.
You gotta make things right, brother.
I'm gonna pray on you.
Sometimes grandparents don't understand humor.
Exactly.
That was always a big issue.
Yeah, they didn't get it.
They didn't understand my comedy.
You don't get it.
Can't make a Sunday with Sherbert, brother.
Fuck, that's the truth.
Put that on a shirt.
Put that on a shirt.
That's the fucking truth.
That's the shirt today.
Hypothetically, if Tank Thursdays were to come to an end,
would there be room for maybe a call-in from Caleb on Thursdays?
I don't know if Caleb wants to do that.
No, he does.
Why don't you say something like that?
I don't know.
Owen?
Yeah, exactly.
No, I would love to talk to you guys.
I think that would be awesome.
You'd thrive in that role.
I wish you were here for Data Day.
Data Day is your favorite day as well, Caleb. I was I would. That would be awesome. You'd thrive in that role. I wish you were here for Data Day. Talking to you guys.
Miss Data.
Data Day is your favorite day as well, Caleb.
I was keeping track.
You know I was keeping track.
When it's his trial, he should be banned from something. I know.
As soon as there's a tie in the NFL.
Yep.
Steven, I saw you got dunked on by the film community.
Oh, no.
What?
What?
Oh, no.
They're turning on you?
No.
Duke Mayweather pointed out an interesting finding.
What was it?
Duke Mayweather pointed out.
So that's just a fake man's name.
No, no.
He's like the, I mean, he was a former O-Lion, but him and Brandon Thorne are like the top two guys.
Top two O-Lion guys.
Of the film community?
And they dumped Don Steven.
What'd they say?
I put out a clip, which was accurate.
Sounds like it wasn't.
No, it was.
I saw what it was, but I wanted to hype up my guy.
Levante David blitzed and knocked a guard on his back.
Duke Mayweather pointed out, which I did see, but I wanted to hype my guy up.
He's a friend of the program.
He's Will Compton's buddy from college.
He said, Stephen, he clearly got his foot stepped on or something like that which i
did see but it's still a highlight reel so you you saw the facts and you just said i'm going to
choose my own narrative i'm a fan of my team i want to get my guys but that's not that's not
film community yeah we can't we can't trust your film analysis my analysis wasn't right i said he
put it he put this guy on his back. He did.
He celebrated a trip. He was like, look how good this guy did.
It was a full trip.
If there was a sniper in the stands and they
shot one of the O-linemen and
Levante David happened to be running
by at that time, would you say that?
He put this guy on his back? It's the same exact thing.
It's the exact same thing.
It's damn near an epidemic.
Both of the O-line guys
Would you post it, Steve?
I would have to see
what it looked like.
If it looked like that...
You would post a murder?
I'm not Darren Revelle.
I'd have to look at it.
I'd have to take a look at it.
Maybe see the all 22
of this murder.
Then I'd make a decision.
What time did Revelle tweet that?
Was it like 7.30 in the morning
or something like that?
Yeah.
JFK just getting his face blown off. And it was footage I've a decision. What time did Ravel tweet that? Was it like 7.30 in the morning or something like that? Yeah. JFK just getting his face blown off.
And it was footage I've never seen.
It was 8K.
It was my work.
Did he not get banned for that?
Or like a strike or something like that?
No.
Because he's like best friends with Jack.
Time plus tragedy equals comedy.
So I think it's been long enough that he's gotten his head blown off that it's funny now.
Mm-hmm.
Should we get out of here?
Yeah, let's do it.
Hold on. Idea?
Can we do one round of feud with Caleb?
Yeah, why not?
Yes.
Caleb will go.
Let's see what Caleb's score is.
We have a Rediscovering America that comes out today.
7 p.m.
This should actually be the new iteration
of feud. Whenever we have someone come in here, they have to play and then we keep a leaderboard. We should actually do this. This should actually be the new iteration of Feud.
Whenever we have someone come in here, they have to play, and then we keep a leaderboard.
What's the racing show?
Top Gear.
Top Gear.
Yeah.
What's Top Gear?
It's a racing show.
It's a racing show.
It's a racing show.
We're going through the ad right now.
Caleb, are you familiar with how this goes?
No.
You don't know how to play Family Feud?
It's quite simple.
All you got to do is just make sure you read the questions when they're asked.
What if I told you you were on Sling TV right now?
Would you freak the fuck out?
Well, he's not, actually.
Well, you will be later.
Nope.
We're not on Sling anymore?
Well, it's 2.13.
Oh, yeah, this is bonus.
Bonus!
You are on YouTube if you've ever been on YouTube before though
Let's uh okay
Yeah I'm familiar with this uh
Colin
That's the first name that's ever matched the face
Yeah he's a marine
His headshot looks short
Name something that's described as sharp
Knife
Good answer good answer
Shannon
Shannon described as sharp? Knife. Good answer. Shannon.
Don't joke with Zah. He will type it.
No.
Sword. No, no, no.
Sword.
Knife and
sword are the same thing.
Cheese.
Cheeks.
What?
Sharp.
There's got to be something else.
Ouchie.
That was pointy.
Fence.
Fence.
A sharp picket fence.
Yes.
Oh, jeez.
Knife was so good, though.
You got a lot of points.
You got 17 seconds.
All right.
Let me just get one more good one.
Quality over quantity.
Let's think here.
That's not true.
Let's go.
Zah, for my last one, I'm going to say...
Zah cannot type fast.
Oh, you're done.
You're done.
Just stick with knife, so I don't...
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so good.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
And knife is up there.
Intelligence.
A pencil.
A razor blade.
That's dumb that a razor blade is one, but a sword isn't.
I would have not got any of those.
A sword's a long knife.
They roasted me for only winning one or two.
A razor blade's a small knife.
I would have never gotten any of those.
A pencil?
You wouldn't say that.
Pencils are extinct.
Fence should have counted.
I just sent Zaw a picture he could show after.
If a man's a good liar, he'd make a great...
If a man is a good liar, he'd make a great husband.
Yeah.
Viva.
Lawyer.
Viva.
Viva.
Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Nice.
Lawyer's got to be one.
Yup.
Okay, if he's a great liar, he'd make a good actor.
Actor.
Great answer. Now he's getting it
Yeah
If a man is a good liar, he'd make a great
Ooh, politician
Yeah
Hey
Good answer
And if a man is a good liar
Clear the board
Clear the board
He'd make a great good liar.
Husband was great.
Husband was good.
Hilarious.
Show me woman.
No, no.
Can you do boyfriend?
Yeah, try it.
That's a good one.
I don't know.
I was fresh out.
I think you spelled that wrong.
Salesman. Salesman. That's good. You're in out. I think you spelled that wrong. Salesman.
Salesman.
That's good.
You're in the lead.
That's a general job.
Are you in the lead?
You're in the lead.
He has the lead.
Wow.
I'd love to see you in Fast Money, brother.
Round three.
Besides photographs, name something specific that gets framed.
Bite your tongue, boys.
We've had this.
I'll just help you with this.
It's not Roger Rabbit.
Or Rabbits.
Yeah, or Rabbits.
Besides photographs, name something specific that gets framed.
Paintings?
Good answer.
Good answer.
Good answer.
All right.
Yeah.
O.J. Simpson.
Yeah.
Pitch.
Ooh.
Like a strike.
Yeah.
It's not going to be one.
Oh, no.
They mean really very literal sense.
Frame.
Yes.
Framed.
Frame.
You want help?
Frame. Think walls. Chat, chat, chat. Think where you went to college. frame frame frame you want help think walls help
chat chat
think where you went to college
framed
the UNC football program
got framed
yeah
yeah
UNC football program
show me that
I don't think he made it
to fast money
award trophy
people
people
I mean that's
that's pretty
that's pretty.
That's OJ Simpson.
He is people.
Damn.
Bucs match.
All right, 290. That's a good score.
Show this picture before we leave, Zaha.
That's all right.
This is why fence should have counted.
I always think of him whenever I think of fence problems.
It's always hard
when you think of one
that you want to say
but you know you can't say it
so then it just lingers
in the back of your mind.
That's all you can think of.
A dirty one?
How filthy was it?
Oh yeah.
That's a bad filthy one.
See the cross or something?
Dirty.
Sandy Hook or some shit?
No, I wasn't going to go there.
Come on, bro.
I'm saying,
is that going to be the joke?
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Viva.
Let's get that picture up.
All right.
Let's show that photo.
Yeah.
Come on.
Let's pull up that pic.
Let's go, Zach.
Actually, Sash, you would know this.
You'd know this photo.
Sash. Let's get that pic up. Actually, Sash, you would know this. You'd know this photo. Sash.
Let's get that pick up.
What is it?
The fences around DePaul and Lincoln Park.
Some of those big, sharp black fences.
How sharp are they?
Pretty sharp.
Pretty sharp.
Dangerous?
Let's see if we can get it.
Are they iron?
This is actually pictures of the fence at DePaul?
Or is this just a fence?
I don't know what's going on with Zah.
Should I have emailed it to him?
Yeah, that would have been better.
Text is because it's so long ago, I'm trying to get it to myself.
We're getting it, I think.
Okay.
I can email it.
Why don't you just describe it?
Yeah.
Pull up the first...
Here, I just emailed it to you, Zah.
Kyle, are you playing Jenga today?
Make the first picture on the left bigger.
What? Zoom in on the first picture.
What do you mean? What time? Of that tweet.
Nick is Frank's Jenga partner.
I guess I am. You can swap.
What time are you doing it? Three.
Alright, that's when we're recording.
That's exactly when we're recording.
I would gladly forfeit
nah i can't do that it's already on play barstool god damn it kick you see this picture
let's get that picture up look at this photograph
this better be a real
come on man thank god it has the barstool Sports water. No, I did that.
I put the water mark on back in like 2013.
Oh, no, he's good now.
Yeah, he came into the bar like a couple years after.
Go back to it, though.
Look at it.
And they're still holding the fence.
They had to take the fence off and bring it with them to the emergency room.
Holy shit.
What fences are you talking about? On DePaul, on like
I want to say Webster maybe.
Like by the softball fields.
Yeah, I guess. Was he trying to
climb over it? He was trying to climb it.
Show it one more time for people. That's just a clean cut.
Show it one more time. Oh!
Look at that!
Dude, that thing is all the way
to his leg. Holy shit.
How'd they get that off?
That shit is awesome.
That's crazy.
That's crazy. It's the act. It's the act.
It's the act.
Yeah, it's time. Thank you.