The Yak - Steven Cheah Grills For the First Time in His Life | The Yak 5-13-24

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Hey Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome to Roback.com. Wearing the t-shirt right now. Very comfortable. Q-Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts, t-shirts. I can recommend these t-shirts. Highly recommend them. Promo code YAK. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, Polos, Hoodies, Joggers, Shorts. Hello, everyone. Brandon's going to be 15 minutes late because of something.

He's doing the Unnecessary Show. Oh, it is. Yeah, yeah. Hello, everyone. Brandon's going to be 15 minutes late because of something. He's doing the Unnecessary Show. Oh, it is. Yeah, yeah. It is unnecessary. I thought that was Quick Picks. No, no, no. This is the rough one. Roughly.

Oh. Can we see him? No. Finger pointing. Damn. I love when Blutman cooks, dude. Well, yeah, but he'll get animated, but the voice won't change. No.

Yeah. That clip of him saying, let's get hype, we have a basketball game, and it's the most monotone voice you've ever heard. Yeah, Microsoft Sam has more charisma. What's up, everyone? How's everyone doing? Good. I'm trying something new.

Random act of kindness. One a day. What do you guys think about that? But like are you doing it out of guilt? To satisfy your own. Yeah, is it to make you feel better about yourself? Just doing something nice for someone. Do something nice for somebody you don't like. Well, I've already done something nice for someone I love.

Okay, that's good, too. I got KB a cupcake. Oh, that is nice. You guys will have your days. That's your cupcake. This is Jerry's cupcake. No, that's... Yeah, that was on the...

Yeah. That was just on the table. This does it. I was out on the counter, and they said take... And Paige said take... But you love me. Whatever you want. Of course, you would just do this for me any day.

Yeah, but I wanted to do it for you today. Adore me. I adore you. You do. So have a bite of your cupcake. I mean, what the fuck? Now it's not an act of kindness. Why?

I'm very uncomfortable. I don't want to eat this, but I don't want to let you down. Also, do you feel the need to return the favor? Yeah, now I owe you something. You have to one-up it. Shit. I mean, all right, fine. I won't do acts of kindness,

but I would like... Don't do acts of kindness. I wanted to get you a cupcake. I know that it came from the kitchen, but still, there was only one chocolate. I grabbed it, and I was like, I want KB to have this cupcake. Also, if there's anything

that tastes good in the kitchen... I get it. ...somebody will come... Yeah, right. I got it before you asked it. Yes. All right. You're not going to eat it? I'll eat it tonight. No, eat it. Come on. Yeah, but you. I got it before you asked it. Yes. All right. So you're not going to eat it?

I'll eat it tonight. No, eat it. Come on. Yeah, but you're going to have to work so hard to burn those calories off. I know. Yeah. I know. He just basically.

The worst thing to happen to me in a while. He just basically handed you a five mile run. Are you not going to eat it? Are you not going to eat it right now? Good project. Yeah. Are you not going to eat it right now for real? No, this is terrible for me.

You're not going to eat it right now? No. When it comes to hell, I feel like I have to, so it's a lose-lose for me. I'm going to give it back, and you're going to guilt me. Have one bite now and have the rest later. I don't want any bite. All right, then you've got to give it back because there's a razor blade in this cupcake. Wait, really?

Yes. Wait, how do you know? I'm going to have to wait another six months. I put a razor blade in the cupcake. Oh, yeah, wasn't that a thing we were doing? Yeah, he said he wanted me to surprise him with some food That was during my confidence era I don't think I could eat a razor blade anymore

Wait, Kyle Oh, there it is What if I sprinted away to go eat it in the bathroom because I didn't want to see you guys I wouldn't let you eat it. I was going to stop you right before. But I thought you were kidding.

Someone tweeted me and TJ this weekend saying, remember to put a razor blade in something Kyle's going to eat. And I texted TJ and I was like, oh, shit, I forgot about this. Can you find the clip? We found the clip. We watched the clip. And you're like, at some point, please put a razor blade in some of my food. All right, all right, all right. Kyle, you've got to do something weird. yeah he was so cocky we watched back to clip

tj you have it like kyle was like yeah not a problem put a razor blade in my food yeah because you're like wouldn't you feel it like in my opinion i would bite down onto it horizontally and my teeth would be like oh a piece of metal so do you want me to do it again in like six months because you had no idea that you had said this they had been i had waited long enough and this guy reminded me i can call it off no more razor blades yeah i guess i just said it again yeah all right okay all right so to be continued okay we. We'll just wait. That same guy, remind me in six months from now. Good. Thanks for the reminder.

It's a great tweet to get. He's just like, hey, reminder, try to put a razor blade in Kyle's food. Kyle not knowing that there was a razor blade in there was saying how much you adore him. Yeah. Pretty funny. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to be clear. If he had taken this home, I would have.

I did not want you to eat this without me around. I was going to wait until you were a bite away, and I'd be like, wait, there's a razor blade. A bite away? You're the one. You're playing with fire. No, he was about to bite it. I was like, stop. Razor blade.

Imagine if that was Brandon. See, this guy. Thank you, J.D. Monty. He tweeted us on Saturday night. What else is he tweeting? 9.30, 10. What else is he tweeting? 930. If this is this guy's only tweet, that's hilarious.

What else does he talk about? It was a great reminder. Yeah, let's look at his replies. Oh, my God. All right, so we're going to have to do it at some point. I miss her so much. Wait, and then two hours later, you're reminded to put a razor blade in my ship. All right, TJ, respond to that. So just so we're official.

Me too, bro. Yes, try it again. I'm not saying it would go well for me, but I think I would detect the razor blade before any danger. I need you to just say yes or no. You would have to. Yes. Okay, all right. Humans are robust and adaptable individuals.

I think I would be able to handle that. To be continued. Razor blade. I'm going to put in a calendar notice for myself. Thank God Brandon was 15 minutes late because he would have stolen that. Yeah, he would have eaten it. I wouldn't have stopped him. Brandon would eat a bag of Bix if there was a Hershey kiss on it.

All right, I'm picking a random date. I'm not going to tell you when. And I'm just writing it into my calendar. Put a razor blade in Kyle's food. Yeah, deserved. Yeah, you signed up for this. Yeah. This is going to be a great calendar reminder.

Okay. But are you actually going to do the acts of kindness? No, that was all bullshit Absolutely not, fuck no I had to just figure out a reason to just hand you a cupcake If I was just like, here, eat this cupcake You would have been like, razor blade Would you? Well, no, you probably forgot all of it

No, I forgot about the razor blade You gotta wait a little longer to forget about it That was all I had. Pretty good. Good start. What else do we have? Razor blade. That's pretty much it.

Oh, we do have a big, the Costco review, guys. I saw it. Mother's Day. I saw the Mother's Day one. Oh, my God. I did Justice. Yes. What did they do?

They brought the mom in. You see the mom. And the mom has the same weird blank stare eyes. Oh, no. That's just scary. They were all built in the same lab. Yeah. All of them.

They seem like you shouldn't be angry, but then you watch and you're like, why are they all the way they are? I saw the young kid in it challenged Baby Gronk to a fight. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, the kid from the Costco reviews? Yeah. We could sanction that in West Virginia. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. Do you have it, TJ? The Doomer. Yeah, look. We're taking the mother of big justice shopping for Mother's Day. And we're only going to one place. In each round, we're going to present the Mother of Big Justice with two prizes. And she has to give one a boom and one a doo.

Until only one Mother of Big Justice prize is left. She's the same. Put in the comments what your mother would pick for her Mother's Day prize. Ready, Mother of Big Justice? Oh, same face. Yeah. Boom or doo? How am I going to decide?

I guess I'm going to have to go with the chicken bake. Because you're my son, and it's Mother's Day. This one gets a boom, which means the double chunk chocolate cookie gets a boom. Oh, God. Yeah. This is sinister. They're fucking with us. This is sinister. They're trolling. There is a demo for this, which. Yeah. They're fucking with us. They're trolling.

There is a demo for this, which is disgusting. They're trolling. They're not, though. Chicken bake over the KitchenAid? Yeah. Chicken bake's undefeated. The mixer is a doom. Let us know in the comments if your mother would have given the mixer a boom. Do we know what city this is a beat this

They're in Boca Raton Really and they are They're completely entrenched in this act This is every waking moment of their life By the way, I've decided I'm actually gonna put the razor blade back in the cut But he's gonna swallow it whole Respectfully huge boobs on the mom, though. Did she? I'm the only one that can say it.

That video was so jarring, I didn't notice the rack. She's got fucking huge, enormous breasts on Costco mom. You can't say a mom's got huge knockers on Mother's Day. What's the point of the holiday? That's a great point. Great point. Right? Every woman likes that.

Yeah. Damn, look at those knockers Yeah that video There's a few big titted moms of coworkers Jerry's mom has fake double D's Jerry dropped her She has nice big fake tits In his words

Yeah he said it And fake Did he pay for the boob job? No I don't think so That would be a wild move tits in his words. Yeah, he said it. He said they're nice and big. And fake. Did he pay for the boob job? No. I don't think so. That'd be a wild move. Yeah, he was very open about it.

Good for her. Yeah, they're monstrous. I saw Jerry this morning. I was like, how are your legs? And he's like, they're back to fine except for this uh this and i was like he just pointed to half his legs his left leg was half his legs or not so that is just not a yeah yeah so half half how old's jerry 20 no it's his birthday on saturday oh my god jerry i think he's 28 that's crazy no he's got to be 30 no i think he's 28. That's crazy. No, he's got to be 30. No, I think he's 20.

Dude, crack abuse. I don't think you understand what years of crack abuse does. Makes you a different age. Damn, I can't believe being homeless made you look older. Come here. Birthday boy? Happy birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday.

I got you a cupcake. You want it? Oh. Okay. A lot of dessert slander when you brought them in. Why? Fasoli saying you'd rather have a cheeseburger than any dessert. I guess Ben Mintz ordered crab legs for dessert at a recent gathering.

That's not dessert. That's just more food. That's not dessert. That's just more food. That's just more food after the food. Double entree. Yeah, you can't be like, whatever I eat after my steak. I skipped dinner and had dessert for dinner

last night. Grilled chicken sandwich. Jerry, happy birthday. How old? 30. 30. Oh, shit. Jerry happy birthday How old 30 Oh I know it For some reason No 30 Oh shit

The big 3-0 Yeah 30 yeah Did it hit you weird Did it feel weird I don't know Kind of a little bit I felt like more mature Yeah

Yeah Yeah Like I felt like a man Oh Like First time Yeah like 20s I'm like Still a boy Yeah Still mess time Yeah like 20s I'm like still a boy

Yeah still mess up Yeah exactly now I'm at the point where You know I have responsibilities Now I'm 30 You had a kid for a while Yeah I mean I actually agree with this where it's like When you're in your 20s you're like if I get arrested

They'll just be like boys will be boys Exactly yeah Now I can't. I can't fuck up. You know? Yeah. Now you now you officially can't. One hundred percent.

You'd be tried as an adult. Exactly. But the reason behind the bunt story was for my birthday. I seen Paige bring in Lucas for his birthday. This like cake. And it was that company. So my girlfriend's like, hey, what do you want for your birthday? And I'm like, I want to try these cakes.

So we got a bunch of little ones. And then, you know, we had like three of them. And then the next day, my neighbors bought me a birthday present. Wow. Their sons, the Bundt cakes. No shit. The same cakes? Yeah, same cakes.

Your neighbors bought you a birthday present? Yeah. That's crazy. Same neighbors who gave me a $500 gift card when I first moved into Target. That's too much. They're going to ask for something. What are you talking about? Their kids are fans.

They're fans. Oh, yeah. They're good kids. I just gave them the whole Barstool merch. You just gave them Barstool merch? Yeah, yeah. I asked Barstool. I said, we have two fans. They're my next door neighbors. You just gave them Barstool merch? Yeah, yeah. I asked Barstool. I said, we have two fans,

my next door neighbors. Can we get them a care package? They sent it. Oh, that's great. Yeah, yeah. Really nice. So how was sex the first time you were an adult?

Your girlfriend's been fucking a child until you were an adult. No, yesterday was good. It was good. You know, it was fun. Twice. What time of day? 1.30 because my son goes down for a nap between 1 and 3 Okay

It was 1.30 and it was If I'm being honest, I was premature She said, let's have sex again later tonight Try that again A do-over So I did it. Not premature the second time? No, like 20 minutes.

Oh, wow. You got that in you. It was not forced at all? What do you mean by that? You were like, let's do a second round. I'm really horny. Yeah, but later in the night. It was like 10 o'clock at night.

Yeah. I can't go back to back no more. No. Well, I know. Twice a day seems like a lot. No. Oh. Well, I mean. God, no. Like, I can't. Twice a day seems like a lot. It is, for sure. Painful, yeah.

But I can't go like some of these kids go back to back. Yeah. Crazy. So a guy like Smokes could probably go back to back. Nah, he doesn't get chicks. You know? He partied. He partied all weekend.

Crazy. I mean, I don't know. I was never a partier, so. Will Compton put it perfectly It was like Smokes partied Like he reset the market Like a QB resetting the market In the industry What does the sign say?

What loser resigned It's great too He's celebrating himself resigning Yeah res yeah i mean there were a lot of haters that said he wouldn't he made a hype video for himself video was good i like that he had uh the receipts yeah that was good that was good but uh i still have a job i told him that's awesome in your fucking face employed bitch i gave him a little in intel on how the contract negotiations went. On Friday morning, Dave just texted me, re-sign Smokes, question mark,

and I said, he's a fucking moron, but I like him. And then Dave just texted Smokes saying, you're re-signed. That was it. That was the entire conversation. You guys like waited him out. you made him sweat it a little bit oh i guess he was pretty close i think it was like well his lease was up too oh yeah yeah yeah his lease was up yeah so i mean i guess it gets scary when you have like you know a little bit yeah brandon oh hey hello all right pull your pants down It's time to get spanked. Yeah.

Oh. And I got you a cupcake because you're working really hard. He took one already. I already had one. Yeah, that one is chocolate. Come on, take a bite. No. Come on.

I'm not dumb. Open wide. You obviously have done something to it. No, I haven't done anything. It's a harmless prank, Brandon. Just eat it fast. Define doing something to it No I haven't done anything It's a harmless prank Brandon Just eat it fast Define doing something to it You put something in there that will either harm me or No you nailed it

There's a razor blade in there What if I just picked it up and ate it That's what I said There is a non-zero percent chance I would have stopped you It's dangerous still right now lying around Yeah let's throw it out that's a perfectly okay i could step on that and be fine no barefoot no way kyle said six months ago that i could put a razor blade in some of his food and he would be fine so today i tried to give it to kyle oh okay so it wasn't for me no it wasn't

so you brought these cupcakes in and fasoli just goes i'd rather have cheeseburgers that's the fattest thing ever today that's what he goes, I'd rather have cheeseburgers. That's the fattest thing ever to say. That's what he said. He said, I'd rather have a cheeseburger for dessert. That's not dessert. That's just obvious that you've done something to that. Yeah, the first time was a little bit better. I had to reinsert it.

Would you rather have a cupcake for dessert or a cheeseburger, Brandon? Dessert. Oh, for dessert. For cheeseburger, Brandon? Dessert. Oh, for dessert. For a cupcake. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Hey, Brandon. Hello.

How was your show? It was good. It was good. Talk college football? Yeah, I had to do it early today because we have a full slate of games. Ball games? Yeah, ball games, driver's ed, all kind of stuff. Oh, shit.

Yeah, life's going crazy up at the Walker House. Damn. Well, life. Jerry's birthday was Saturday. That's cool. Life, man. 30. Happy birthday.

Thank you. You went from 28 to 30? 29 to 30. I thought you were 28. I did, too. That's what everybody thought. Why did everybody think I was 28? Because you said you were 28.

When? Probably a year and a half ago. Probably. Oh. Probably last time you asked. A year and a few days. I can't even remember the last time I said you were 28. When? Probably a year and a half ago. Probably last time you asked. A year and a few days. I can't even remember the last time I said I was 28. Oh, my God.

Yeah, he had sex twice yesterday. On Mother's Day? Yeah. Did you have birthday sex? I didn't have birthday sex. Oh. My girl fell asleep. Oh.

You were watching Lomachenko. Yep. She fell asleep right on the couch Oh no don't bring that up What? She catch a full 8 or what? What's a full 8? Full 8 hours Oh yeah she slept like 10 hours

No on the couch Point proven What point? I'm just making points out here. Nobody ever disputed you. Why? What's the dispute? Luke fell asleep on the couch and he's all pissed about it.

It wasn't a dispute. It was a topic. It was a topic. It was a good fell asleep on the couch. It had legs. This is now... It's a couch. The couch convo is our version of the aristocrats, right?

Yeah. Where it's like no one really knows. You just... Yeah. That's what I understand of the aristocrats, right? Where it's like no one really knows. You just, yeah. That's what I understand of the aristocrats. Gilbert Gottfried, sneaky dead. Wait, he is? Yeah. That's not sneaky.

He snuck into afterlife? Yeah. That was a sneaky death. Yep. When did he die? He died. Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah, he's a sneaky dead.

Yeah. You should have told me you didn't know that. I would have told you. Damn. I've known that for a while, yeah. God. I know you want people to tell. Yeah, just say something. I would have told you damn i've known that for a while yeah yeah just just say something i would have told you is richard simmons dead nobody no he's alive he's missing is he missing or under arrest he's a hermit arrest no he's not he's been kidnapped by his maid yeah that's house arrest was he i get him and gene simmons confused rich they're

both similar though no they're weirder than they are gay. Gene Simmons is gay. Richard Simmons is super gay. Yeah, they're super gay, but they're even weirder than he is. Gene is weirder than he is gay. Richard is gayer than he is weird. But he's pretty weird. I don't know. Kyle, this might be close.

Kyle might be onto something actually. Is Billmons gay too is gene simmons is richard simmons weirder than gay no he's gayer than weird that's oh no dude he's pretty he's under house arrest if somebody said describe richard simmons in one word they're going gay yeah i think gays first i think you'd say the weird gay guy did y'all remember the richard simmons on whose line was funniest Who's Line clip of all time. No.

Just him being gay? No. That used to just, you were just, that was funny. That was funny what you just described. Yeah, no, that was, he came on and they were doing improv and at first it was, oh, ha, ha, ha. And then he just decided, oh, fuck, I'm just going to be gay. And it was the funniest, it's the funniest 30 seconds in TV history. It was unbelievable.

One of my favorite old Conan episodes was, it was Thanksgiving episode, and he's like, and up next, Richard Simmons. And there was a kerfuffle, and all of a sudden, Richard Simmons came busting in the back, full turkey costume, gay turkey. He's weirder than he is gay. No, he's gay than he is weird. No, because what made it a gay turkey? It was him in the costume.

Right, but like being in the turkey costume. It wasn't a weird turkey. Wearing costumes is pretty gay. I still think the fact that he's under house arrest from his maid is weird, not gay. Yeah, but that's the maid's behavior. But he's been allowed to. We haven't heard from him for four years. And there was a whole podcast about like, is Richard Simmons okay?

Because he just hasn't left his house. That's weird. It's kind of a Britney Spears situation, I think. Got it. Sort of. Which is weird. Which is weird. She's not gay.

No, no. Maybe. We're doing who's on first. Oh, Jerry, the last thing is we were saying your mom, you posted her. I always post her for Mother's Day. Yeah, she's pot. She's what? She's hot.

Oh, hot. I thought you said she's pot. Stacked? Not in that picture, but she got implants in 2006. 2006. 2006, yeah. 2006. That was the best year for implants.

You think so? They were bigger back then. Yeah, yeah. 2006. That was the best year for implants. You think so? They were bigger back then. Yeah, that was a good... She went from A or B to double D. Damn. Do you feel uncomfortable talking about this at all? No, it's my mom. Right.

Yeah. How would I feel uncomfortable? You got a DD mom? Yeah. Tommy Picks? Are you mad she wasn't stacked when you were breastfeeding? I wouldn't remember. I mean that's true i don't know why like people are like how's that weird i'm not like talking about my mom sexually like no but it's undeniable that she has giant i think fake tits are by nature sexual oh this is fine my mom's got a big set

of titties it's fine are they fake nah okay's got a big set of titties. Are they fake? Nah. Yeah, but big natural titties are way less sexual. That's just God gave you. Yeah, true. How's everybody's mom's titties? I'm going to pass on this one. Me too. Fine. Fine, probably.

Still holding on. Oh, what do you want me to say? Nothing Okay, just next time, nothing Alright Got it You got a what? I might have an updated picture We don't need an updated picture

Shut the fuck up No, not bear Not a picture Jerry just had a naked picture Shut the fuck up. No, not bear. Not a picture. Not a picture. Jerry just had a naked picture. All by himself. No. No.

Oh, fuck. No. I didn't even see the picture. You can't see anything in that picture, right? Like 2006, they're doing well. Oh, you have to get them checked up on Every year Maintenance They do some work on them

Oil change Oh you can see here Just drive up put your tits out the window Pit crew Those are them now That's just a What Her face was cropped Those are them now That's just a What? Her face was cropped

I zoomed in What did he show you? Just a picture of her chest Yeah, that's what we're getting, right? Pass that around You don't have the rest of the picture? Pass that around Nice

Yeah Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, those are great. Great. Those are tasty. Did you buy them? That's not crazy. Have you purchased any of the upgrades?

No. Have you ever bought a body part for anybody? Lips. Yeah. Or lips. Oh, nice. Yeah, not like fillers. I think they're called.

Yeah. Do you have a reminder of that when you're getting in a fight with her? Be like, those are my lips? No, no, no. Give me those lips back. Yeah. No. Do you kiss your mom with your lips?

Not in years. Yeah. Well, it'd be your lips on your lips. True. Yeah. No, not in a long time. Maybe like high school. When did you stop doing that?

Stop doing what? I don't ever remember. I've never kissed my mom. Yeah. No, no, no. You're not like. Like right here, Dan. Oh, right here.

You know, not like a stop kissing your kids in the lips. I'd never have. When you were there were kids. What? Yeah, I just haven't. I hug them, but I don't. I don't kiss them on the lip. When they were like little babies?

Yeah, what? Never have. I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was a common parental thing. Oh, yeah. Kiss your kid on the lip. My toddler kisses. Yeah, on the lip.

Oh, they initiate it. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes my son will even hold the back of my head and be like, whoa. Yeah, wait. I was driving once, and I saw your son dipped you. Your leg popped. Yeah, he, I was driving once, and I saw your son dipped you. Your leg popped. Yeah, he grabbed your ass. Yeah, he does sometimes do that.

I'm just like, all right. Get out of it. Squirm out of it. But I figured that was something like, I don't know, like seven, eight, probably stopped. I think it was high school for me. Yeah. I mean, Tom Brady. Yeah, true.

Louis Lips, Brandon. Remember him? The receiver? Yeah. For the Steelers? Steelers, yeah. Mississippi. Louis Lips?

What? How do you? I know that you know current players. That guy played in the 80s. What the fuck? That guy played in the 80s. What the fuck, KB? Come on. Where's he from

Hattiesburg You know where he's from I know I know He went to He went to Southern Miss From New Orleans First round pick I doubt he's from New Orleans

Is he wearing a Foot skateboard jersey What is that Was he good Look how old he looked He was good That's when he was That's 2007

Yeah Did you hear about The time he got arrested That's 2007. Did you hear about the time he got arrested? That marina at the marina? What? Louis Lip Sync Ships. I thought you were talking about That was actually pretty good.

I thought you were talking about Louis Lip from Suits. Who's that? He's great. I got you. Jerry, we got a game we're going to play later that you're going to have to be involved in. All right. Thanks. Do you want to know what the game is? TJ, you want to show the game?

No, not Sporkle. Oh, yeah. I'm all for this. Yeah. I'm like, I have a lot of fear. This looks so much fun. I'm perfectly fine pulverizing my balls. Really?

Yeah. I'm not. It's going to be another good day for Kate. Yeah. Unless we can't find one of the bags after sinking it. It's going to be another good day for Kate. Yeah. Unless we can't find one of the bags after sinking it. That's close. Are they going to hit him?

No. Dude. Oh. Joe is peppering around here. Oh. That slid in, though. Yeah, that slid in, though. Yeah, that slid in. If it catches all air going down, it's... Yeah, that would be nice.

Kind of don't need the cornhole. Yeah, I guess not. Spread your legs. That makes it more fun, I guess. The visual's better, for sure. Oh, that one hurt. Yeah. Grazia. You got a lot going on brandon yeah me and tommy watched karate kid first time for him uh first time which one the first one and he asked me how many uh how many are good and i said uh

there's like three or four he wants to watch every single karate kid piece it's ever been he was sitting on the couch as it was happening doing karate. Oh, hell yes. During the montage? Yeah, he was fired up, man, and he can't wait to dive more into the Karate Kid universe. And I told him only two of them were any good. You think he might dabble in karate himself?

He's always wanted to do karate. He wants to do karate really bad, but every time I would take him when he was 8, 9, 10 years old to a place and then he walks in and there's 30 kids looking at him doing this shit, he always says, I don't want to do this. It's intimidating. Maybe just some lessons. Yeah, why not one?

If I could do individual lessons, but usually when I was coming back in Georgia and it just wasn't really available like that. You just had to put him in a class. My son does taekwondo. I guess now now that i got money i maybe i could figure it out huh it's fun the teacher like makes the kids cry which i kind of like yeah are you financially literate brandon no yeah you spend pretty willy-nilly a little bit not really i'm pretty okay i think that's the perfect spot to be in I know exactly what pretty okay is I do smart things

a lot and then I do one stupid thing every now and then but that's the reason for having it I mean would have been smarter if we bought GameStop today I'm so pissed I'm missing is that happening again? just put out a tweet

where is it at now? they stopped it right? it's the original guy He's roaring kitty. Just put out a tweet. Where's that now? Someone explained. Stopped it, right? It's the original guy from one man is the guy who surged GameStop. Just a random ass dude or like a dude who owned GameStop. He's like a Reddit dude. Wait, that's all that that that it takes. Yeah.

So last night it was trading. People are going ballistic. So Friday was trading at seventeen dollars. Then today it opened at $36. God damn. That's all it took. GameStop? GameStop. Kate, highly suggest you watch the show on Netflix about it.

Okay. Dave's in it. Okay. Oh. Dumb Money? Yeah. Dumb Money. Really good watch.

But I just wish I was in one of those. We should just do that. Do what? Pump and dump. Yeah. Very illegal, but- It is? What if we say it beforehand is it is illegal? We're like, hey, we know this is not illegal. So is that illegal?

Yeah. I don't know. Technically not. He didn't say anything. He just tweeted that meme. Proclaiming we know something is illegal, then doing it is going to help our case. But what if we said, hey, guys, this is going to be a pump and dump? I think that would arguably be worse.

No, I'm with Big Cat. I think he makes it better. Yeah, right. You're like, hey, just so you know, we're going to dump. Do you think if you say, I'm going to murder that guy, that makes the murder not a problem? No, because he knows it's coming. Yeah, true.

He doesn't stop it. He doesn't defend himself. But if we're just like, hey, listen, we're going to pump this, and then we're all going to dump it, just don't be the last to dump it yeah the carpet's coming out right what so did you any of you guys know do this shit i lost so much money on gamestop and seems to like all of my money yeah but what about now i let he tweeted this i don't play the stock might as well right no i understand less than zero i got we missed the window yeah i think you gotta you had to buy it off market i don't even want to by the time guys like us know

about the window the window's closed yeah yeah if i bought it it would just crater yeah they'd be like oh here's the sign they're holding yeah holding something worthless yeah i i'm still holding on to nba top shots that have lost might need to let that one go. I think I do have one of those. I think they're worth like 40 cents now. I have a Lou Dort. Yeah, that was quite a... Can I ask a question about that? People weren't really spending $100,000 of real money to buy a picture of James Harden.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, they were. Yeah. I mean, it all made... How are those people still alive? I mean, how... Well, it all made sense because it coincided with everyone being locked up in their houses. That never made sense.

And everyone being like, oh, what's a get rich quick scheme? Let's just create these. Pictures. Port apes. NFTs. All that stuff. And now there's some people who are just holding on, I guess. I had kids with a guy who maybe is.

Oh. Who's got real into that stuff how much what is what is the bees portfolio looking like if you saw his portfolio you would just be like what how does this person function a lot of weird bitcoin endeavors like real weird like the beam like the baron trump one yeah a lot of weird um he was like big into nfts he for a while like bitcoin guys were coming over to the house they're like coming up with their own bitcoins and like wait was the beef did the beef ever like delve into a guy at the party who only will talk about bitcoin i don't think so i is that was kind of the sign of like all right this is too much

no because he's someone who just right away be like, you hear about my Bored Apes? Yeah, look at my wallet. Yeah. No. Didn't we bring a Bitcoin guy on the Yak once? Yeah, Marty. Marty.

People did not like that. Oh, that was boring as hell. Hey, do you ever just walk home and he's having a meeting of the minds with Trinidad James and Leatherface? Trinidad James is at our house sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

You just go home to Trinidad James. Yeah. Yep. Brandon, you know Trinidad James is at our house sometimes yeah yeah you just go home to Trinidad James yeah Brandon you know Trinidad James do I I have big fans for people who don't know he's a great guy maybe Phil

Titus doesn't know Stephen Chase has no idea who Trinidad James is. I don't want to disrespect him. One-Hit Wonder or Trinidad James? No, no. He's more behind the scenes now. He writes songs. So he writes Bruno Mars songs.

Yeah, he writes Bruno Mars songs. Is Pat his manager? Is Pat his manager? Kind of. Yeah. We're on the phone every day, I guess. But he writes a lot of the pop songs you hear. Yeah, he's a musician.

Yeah, he's a musician. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there's Trinidad James. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wrote Uptown every day, I guess. But he writes a lot of the pop songs you hear. Yeah, he's a musician. Yeah, he's a musician. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there's us. Turn that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wrote Uptown Funk. Oh, shit. He's like super talented.

He's like the loveliest man you could ever meet. Does that suck to write the songs that everyone and no one really... No. Like obviously people know, but not the general public. They're starting to tell people. I would rather it be that way. Yeah, there was a guy i saw a tiktok of a guy at maybe it was luke bryan or someone's concert and he was like no one knows i wrote this song that's a that's a trend yeah yeah it's like now they're trying to get the

credit okay well that person might have been lying too no i i clicked on their profile it looks like they do write songs but it was very kind of sad. Wasn't Sia? She wrote like tons of, and then finally she came out doing her own thing. Yeah, I guess eventually you come out and do your own songs. Yeah, sometimes. I feel like as long as you're getting paid well enough, you don't care. Yeah. I think that happens in country a lot, a post-writing singing career. They'll write everybody songs for a while, and then they'll just start doing their own shit.

How much money do you make from writing a song? I don't know. How much money do you make from writing a song? How much, how much money did the guy that wrote Hollaback Girl make? And do you get residuals? That's the important part. You think a guy wrote Hollaback Girl? Yeah. You do get residuals.

Yeah. You get paid off it for the rest. Like he wrote Uptown Funk. I assume that's going to take care of him for the rest of his life. I don't know. Would it? I don't think so. I don't think so.

No? I don't think that's how it works. I think it's like a one-time payment. It's definitely not a one-time payment. He's still going to Kate care of him for the rest of his life i don't know would it so i don't think so no i don't think that's how it works i think it's like a one-time payment it's definitely not a one-time he's still going to kate's house it can't be a one-time oh and pharrell because obviously gwen stefani's making the residuals right everybody involved is making residuals no i think the people who sing the song get the money oh everybody percentage breakdown producer engineer writers but that's a lot of people the studios why they don't make too much but i feel sing the song get the money. No, everybody involved is there. Five percentage breakdown, producer, engineer, writers. But that's a lot of people. The studios.

That's why they don't make too much. But I feel like all the people you just listed get a fee, and then that's it. No, the writers definitely get residuals. Writers got to get residuals. You think so? Yeah. I don't know. I bet you they get a hefty chunk of it.

They wrote the song, it exists because of that. Craziest thing is we'll never know. Yeah. There's really no way to know. We'll never know. Yeah. There's never really no way. Yeah, we'll never know. We'll never fucking know. Brandon, do you get big residuals for the jokes he writes for you? No.

No. Bought him dinner. You did? That is true. That's nice. Bought him dinner. But I knew you were buying dinner, so what did I do? I don't know.

Just got appetizers. Yeah. But I was eating a big dinner. Yeah, you got a big old pork loin. Huh? No cheeseburger? Oh, I got dessert, yes. Three-course dessert, steak, mashed potatoes.

I also bought the tickets, and I never got... I Venmo'd you, and you didn't accept the money. You didn't Venmo it. I Apple-cashed you. But I don't have Apple Cash. I didn't know that. It was just sitting out there. So I'll have to wait until it gets declined, then I'll send you the money.

It's been almost a month. Did you decline the money, then? Did y'all talk about Stephen Chay the first 10 minutes? No. Yeah. He's wearing a women's soccer shirt. Over what? About what?

We already hit all this. The goddamn grill. Oh. Oh, no. Someone had a great idea. The top 20? Someone was like, we need to do a draft spectacular where we have all the grills in the green room and Steven Jay calls one of them I mean that would rock yeah we just had like five

grills in the green room spent thousands of dollars on on well someone sent him one they didn't send him a grill what do you mean they sent him a cardboard box this big where's the box what you recommended I get Steven where's the box uh it's by the lockers i'll grab it if you want yeah grab it oh look see that's the box that's your grill that's a grill no that's not a grill oh it's a little bit like your mouth why can't we sell this steven you're sales guy he's gone that's the answers i always get from sales also i have a question for Steven because – Steven, can you answer a question first before?

His hair is very spiky. You're wearing a women's soccer shirt. Yep, huge soccer guy now. Huge soccer guy now. Now, I know the game – the Pacers, that game was over in the first quarter. Yep. But you had already planned on going to the women's soccer game. mother's day ah that's a good excuse i was gonna say you you were like women's soccer game over nick's playoff game no okay all right that's a fair trump card yeah that's a fair excuse

so you got lucky in a way yes yeah yeah i'm going to game six. You are? Yeah. In Indiana? Yeah. Wow. When is that? Draft Kings thing, Friday. I said, okay, I said when. He said, when is it in this Draft Kings thing? Titus, you would have loved what Chase said right before the act started. He was talking to me, and he said, women's soccer. It's the hockey of the grass.

And I said, nuh-uh. Yeah, I would say there's already hockey in the grass. It's literally more field hockey. And it's a women's sport. And I would say lacrosse is more hockey in the grass. I would say women's soccer is not even top two hockeys in the grass. It's a foosball of the grass. It is confusing because they should really rename field hockey to grass hockey for women is confusing because they should really rename field hockey to grass hockey

for women. Yeah, they should. That would maybe... What if it's on turf? Grass hockey for women. I guess that's true. Could be on turf. What is this? That's AI Titus. Oh. Go grab the grill.

That's shocking. That's unsettling. What is wrong with your hat? That's unsettling That's the first time Titus has turned me off No! Please no! No! No!

See I would like to see a draft spectacular Stephen Chase grills I hope it's never ending. He's going to miss the summer, guys. That would be great. But we won. Yesterday's Mother's Day. It's the top five grilling day of the year.

Really? Yeah. By the way, I'm going to market for a new grill. I am too, actually. Go get one in like 15 minutes. I already have figured out what I want. I was looking yesterday. It took like 10 minutes to figure out which one I wanted.

Look at this box. That is the saddest grill ever that's a gas grill? oh charcoal, I'm an idiot wait hold on your mic's on someone pointed out it's made by gas one but it's a charcoal grill

I don't know somebody sent it to me at the office so I'm going to give it a shot why don't you go build it well yeah I'm going to give it a shot. I thought this was awesome. Why don't you go build it? Well, yeah, I'm going to build it at home. You can get. Build it right. Why? You can't put it in your car?

How big do you think it's going to be? You can get a kettle grill that's already put together or just a Coleman grill that's like this. Steven. That's like this big. Show me the box again. That's 14 inches across. 14 inches. That's, Steven.

This is. This is your grilling area right here. This is it. Yeah, yeah it's one burger you can make one burger on that grill all right well then maybe i'll make one burger why don't we do it right now yeah grill right yeah yeah i'm tested make fasoli a cheeseburger all right all right yeah yeah let's go steven build that i will uber eats um some I will Uber Eats some charcoal and you'll do it out in the parking lot and I'll get some meat and all you gotta do is put one razor blade in it why is razor blades

a thing now? I just really want Kyle to alright I also don't really know because I love Kyle so much would I be putting him wrong if he badly injured himself? I don't think you would I don't want to be putting him wrong if he badly injured himself. I don't think he would. I don't think I would.

But there's no, I guess now that I'm playing it out in my head, there's no upside. Like if you badly, badly injure yourself, I can be like, see, told you. No. That sucks. Yeah, the upside. I'll do it on my own accord. No, that's not what we decided all right charcoal

he's gonna fuck this up i don't think he's gonna be able to build it oh he should be able to it's gonna be like what that's gonna be two one piece is it yeah you see his halliburton tweet this weekend, too? No. Yak fan Tyrese Halliburton was clearly inspired by Friday's show and wore his riskiest outfit today. Unfortunately for him, it is hideous. Appreciate the support, though.

And then the Pacers won by, like, 40? Yeah. That is kind of a cool outfit. That might be his most conservative outfit he's worn all season. That is a hideous outfit. He does tricks on it. I might – oh. Yeah, Brandon, talk on his outfit.

No, no, no. Say it, Brandon. Outfit was fine. Outfit was good. Tyrese Halliburton should wear whatever he wants. You see, like, men's slow-pitch softball players are starting to GoPro themselves and post their highlights. I've seen a shortstop point of view.

I've seen that. And that's just so boring. Do you like that? It's so satisfying. Satisfying? Yeah. But the thought of what he has to do to achieve that video. Oh, yeah.

That's way O.D. I want to see one of them now. You're going to love him. You're going to pretend to love him. I think I'm going to love him. He fields a regular ground ball, makes a regular throw to first. That's kind of cool. But he's

smug about it, I think. And that's his account. I mean, this is oddly therapeutic. Why? I don't know I never stopped yapping It was my left shoulder last time Oh no I don't believe you

I'm out I'm out It'll hurt again eventually I gave you my honest review I was watching a different game No sound I'd be in Also Bang Green

There we go That was a bad throw Chunks at first That's good Chunks at first we as a show should get a gopro for the show and we'll treat it like a class hamster somebody has to take it home for the week and then friday we submit our week highlight this is a great idea it has to be outside of work shit all right steven I got charcoal and burgers. Stephen?

Sweet, thanks. I'm going to assemble it. You can have someone else assemble it if you have to keep doing clips. I can just bring the computer in there. Where are you assembling it? In the hallway. Why not assemble it out here? Yeah, do it on the court. All right, I'll ask Liam to do clips on.

Okay. Your laptop can't go? All right. Something about that didn't. Yeah. He said the whole time, like, building this was one of his main concerns. I think that he maybe doesn't know how to build stuff. I'm starting to think he was holding out for a free one.

I don't think there was any surprise that Steven, I mean, he's almost a 40-year-old man who's never had a grill. That Venn diagram of guys who are really handy. Yeah. But I'm not handy at all, and I always have a grill.

So there are grill guys who are not handy. I don't think there are handy guys who don't grill. Yeah. True. All handy guys grill, not all grill guys who are not handy. I don't think there are handy guys who don't grill. Yeah. Yeah. True. All handy guys grill. Not all grill guys are handy. That's a good point.

This is the saddest looking grill. Look at this. This is not a grill. The toolbox is larger than the grill. The toolbox is legitimately larger than the grill. I once built a grill with one of my roommates, and we drank an entire case of beer, and then by the end, we had lost the ignite button.

Built the whole thing. We just hammered. Again, you can go to any Lowe's or Walmart in America. Yeah, roll it out. Roll it out. We ended up doing that. We just returned it and rolled one out. This grill's so small, like each burger might have one grill line.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, you showed it to us. So that's part of the grill. That's another part of the grill. He's acting like we've never seen a grill. His penis might be bigger than this grill. Yeah.

Without a doubt. A lot of parts. Oh, no, that's... A lot of parts, boys. Move the toolbox. He's in trouble now. Yeah. Yep.

Hey, Che, move the toolbox out of the way. He's looking at every new piece like it's such a foreign item. I don't know what I'm going to say. Well, yeah, you've got to read the directions. There are more parts to it than I thought there was going to be. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow.

Here we go. Is this the 12-hour stream? Yeah, it might be. How long? Yeah, put might be. How long? Yeah, put a timer on there, TJ. What do we think? What are the guesses? Say 30 minutes?

I got an hour. Really? No, come on. He's looking at every individual piece like it's from Pluto. Get our best guys on it. I think over an hour. No chance. No way.

There's not that many parts. No, it's three legs and attaching the top to the bottom. Because most of that's just going to lay in the grill. Uh-oh. If you don't let them look at the instructions, it would take well over an hour. We're going to have burgers for lunch. Which is how I put everything together. Oh, I didn't get cheese.

Pull it out. I think Donnie has cheese. We've got to have some. Cheese. Do you look at instructions, Brandon, when you put stuff together. Oh, I didn't get cheese. I think Donnie has cheese. We've got to have. Cheese. Do you look at instructions, Brandon, when you put stuff together? Yeah. Something like this I might not, but something legitimate I will. I have a set of drawers.

I read them to my wife as she puts it together. I have a set of drawers that's so intimidating I haven't put it together and I've had it for six months because I'm just like I'm not opening this shit. You don't need drawers. The worst panic attack you'll ever have as a parent is getting to Christmas Eve night and realizing there are five things that have to be put together. And they have to be put together and you have to go to bed and be able to wake up. It takes so much longer than you think. The dread.

Yeah. Because you think when you buy it, okay, well, I'll put this together on this weekend. That way in two weeks I'll just bring it out. No, you're going to wait. You always wait until Christmas Eve night and then. I'm man enough to say my wife just does them all. My wife does most of them. Yeah, I just sit there.

Lucky men. Because I just get frustrated and I don't read directions. I bought a weight bench a couple weeks ago and I, as I was walking out the house, I said, hey, I bought a weight bench. Could you put it together while I'm at work when I got home it was put together I did the same thing I did the same thing

you bought a weight bench a bench press very easy to put together not for us you ever get any pushback no she drives a Mercedes good point she drives whatever Dan's driving the uh

my my youngest birthday was yesterday he turned one and and a family member sent like a little scooter and my wife was putting it together and she asked for help and i was like no this is the shittiest gift ever right in front of all the kids it was it was a shitty it was just like hard to put together yeah i don't i'm not doing it. And what is it? Like a little scooter. That shouldn't be that hard. It was. It was a weird one.

It looked like Swedish. Can 12 month olds do that? Kind of. It's the little ones, the little plastic ones. It's pretty much all the presents were for the bigger kids. They got me in a good. I got bested by a five-year-old yesterday because my son was like, can we open these presents?

I was like, no, it's not your birthday. And they're like, but he can't. He's too young. And I put them on the box and it was like trying to show him how to open it and he couldn't do it. And my son was like, see, we have to open it. Guys, look at him. He's doing it.

He's not doing it. He's not doing it at all. He's not doing it even close. Yeah, he is. Uh-oh. Oh, no. That's. Oh.

Huh. Oh, no. Oh, no. I guess I'll just say it. No. I would have guessed an Asian would be able to do it better. No. Not a math problem.

In a way it is. Is it? It's geometry. Following instructions and... I mean, everything's made in China. Yeah. Steven, what's 100 divided by 5? 20.

Look at that. He nailed that. Fucking nailed that. Wow. Like breathing. That was so easy for him. Yeah, it was too shit. How does he do it?

He's Asian. He didn't even need a calculator? We weren't fucking with him. 20. We weren't fucking. Yeah, he did. It was serious. 20.

Next brain buster. Oh, boy. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, no. We just restart? Oh, no. Oh, okay. Okay.

Oh, no. start oh no okay oh no this is tough steven you you've said we're gonna have burgers for lunch yeah we're having burgers for dinner maybe for dessert yeah is that right no no. No. No, it's not. It's not. Just, but I'm not going to. What is he doing? Oh, wait. No, that actually could be right. That's the bottom. It doesn't. Oh, no.

That should be in there. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. It should be inside there. Steven. Okay, never mind. No, no, no, no.

Yep. Give him encouragement encouragement You're doing well He's doing it Stop it Brandon Okay you're right Just let it be So we're in On the African Savannah And we're gonna let the leopard kill

We're just observing We're doing a documentary We're on the African savannah, and we're going to let the leopard kill the little... We're just observing. Yes. Nature. We're doing a documentary. We're doing a nature documentary. We're not going to get involved. Oh, a real drill?

Is this supposed to require a real drill? It didn't go. He's so happy with himself. He's so happy with himself. His parents have to be livid over the one-child policy. Oh, man. Oh, no. This is oddly enthralling. I want more of this.

That's all I want to watch. Let's get a GoPro on him. He might be. He might be. Is he wrong? What is it? Gas wand. He's doing deer legs.

That could be. Because that might catch little ash pieces. Yeah. I think it's right. I think it might be right. Yeah. No. Look.

It is right. I think he's right. I think he's a good direction follower. He's right. He's doing a good job. Yeah. He's doing a good job. So that's the that's it okay all right he's actually crushing forgot how small yeah it's uh you can buy this grill for 20 oh wow that's it's the grill is less expensive you know hamburger meat whoever whoever sent it in thanks for being involved but you're kind of a

cheap motherfucker yeah and he also is gonna hate charcoal you think yeah i think it's good though i could see it tastes good but like not to him i could see him yeah the the maintenance or like lighting it and then oh no we're gonna have to wait for him to get it lit oh yeah but donnie has a blowtorch yeah but he's gonna think you you put the you put the fire on the charcoal then it's lit right i was gonna say don't tell him how to do it and he can't look it up and no yeah yeah steven you can't look at your phone for the rest of the show okay he's fine it's fine he'll never be phased he's an absolute beast man so are you excited for a cheeseburger dessert just doing my job just doing my job

i'm i'm mesmerized steven shea ran a zone defense on friday and pick up oh man did he did he just say all right hold up we're doing zone defense on Friday and pick up. Oh, man. Did he just say, all right, hold up, we're doing zone defense, or did somebody else suggest it, or how'd that happen? It was apparently Stephan's idea. Yeah, they had a shorter team. He's a zone. Yeah, that makes sense. It was Stephan's idea, which made a lot of sense.

We still won. Yeah, we were. We had to burn a timeout 15 seconds in. We had to burn a timeout. I literally had to call a timeout. I was like, I think they're in a zone. And it was actually very fun because then we had, like, Connor Griffin, who's a good basketball player.

Yeah. He had one possession where he just tried to drive, and I was like, don't do that anymore. He's like, I don't know how to beat a zone. Was Titus on the team? Yeah. But he's on against you. Yeah.

Yeah. Literally, what happened was we called a timeout, and I just went to the high post. I think the first possession, they just passed it into me, and I passed it back out for three it was a joke yeah but it was very I've never seen zone defensive pick a basketball my life was Stefan flustered they actually played well because they were undersized and Zupi hit every shot but yeah it was very Stephen Che has Reed Miller made a shot this year uh no okay reed miller is the greatest basketball player he's ben simmons yeah he is he is an incredible incredibly

athletic guy he can like drive by anyone he can get himself easy layups that he just never made never made yeah literally never makes he has an off night every time he plays. It's crazy to watch because he'll just like, he'll cross someone up and easily get to the rim and then just, he'll miss a layup like long. You know what I mean? Like he'll be standing under the basket and it will end up, the layup will end up

far on the other side. He'll stay here really late he's always in this office and he'll get shots up and i've never seen one i know never seen one it's crazy every time i watch is like guys missing threes by a mile and then lance making a layup lance got a little bit of reed though because lance misses layups oh he does yeah lance is also very athletic, very good. Yeah, he looks good. Not the best shooter. Yeah, no, that's Reed's game.

You can just let him shoot. I mean, he's going to put it together. Yeah, he's got to. That's not a flaw of Steven's. What? Following directions step by step. That's true. That is actually one of his—

That's what I was saying. If you didn't have directions, I would love to see him try to figure out how all these pieces— That looks crooked as all hell. It could be argued that he waited until somebody sent him one before he ever tried to put together a grill, and he could have just bought a goddamn grill weeks ago and already be to the learning how to cook on it stage. Correct. Do you get attention for that, though?

I don't know what you need. Whatever you need, he ain't got it that grill specific grill is like a free giveaway that's not a grill yeah no they they like if you sign up go use once at a tailgate yeah if you sign up for a credit card at a game you get yeah it's like in a tote bag yeah right so you want the you want the blanket or the grill do you need a fancy grill to like it's just hot hot cooking meat no right for what he needed to get started he just needed to buy go to walmart and roll one out but like you could cook a fancy steak on that it would turn out okay you could one yeah it all depends on how much you have to cook

like he's got a family you need a big grill if you have if you're cooking for a lot of people having a small grill would be the worst he has has a family of at least four. If he takes that home, it's going to take him three hours to cook everybody. Hot dogs only, basically. Everyone gets one hot dog. Could probably fit, like, what, two sliders on there? Yeah. Well, we're going to find out. And then the whole actually grilling part is going to be a whole other can of worms.

That's what will get him. And this, he doesn't get flustered. And instructions's what will get him. He doesn't get flustered. If you feel wrong, you get flustered. I tried to type yesterday and I can't. What do you mean? On a computer keyboard. What do you mean? I did a time test and just couldn't

do it. Really? I don't do 40. I peck. Go type. I peck. Can type. Let's see. I peck. Can you keep up a test? You said that not too long ago. I find that crazy.

I'm a two-finger. You're older, so you grew up. You too, Nick? Yep. I was a writer for 15 years, but I still peck. TJ, can you pull up a test? I don't have the keys memorized. I have no idea.

Really? Yeah. I don't have a memory. You took those classes in school? I did, Ms. Hillberry. Now I can peck fine, but it's bad. You guys never learned how to? I've never done them.

That's crazy. I have them memorized where they are, but I don't have them memorized to each individual finger. Can't do it at all. I know. We used to do like a cardboard thing that would cover the whole keyboard. Yeah, we had that too. If you did look down, you couldn't see it.

Mavis Beacon. Mavis Beacon, not a real person. Right, but she rocked because she learned. Well, she can'tis Beacon, not a real person. Right, but she rocked because she learned... Well, she can't rock. She's not a real person. Who is the person that got... Mavis Beacon, not a real person. A black woman played her.

So she's a real person, like Mrs. Butterworth. Oh, wow. Right? Oh. I thought he was bringing out... Oh, look at this. This is sick. Got a wireless channel.

Wait, that's... And we're going to... Yeah, we're going to test his typing. Oh, look at this. This is sick. Got a wireless channel. Wait, that's. And we're going to. Yeah, we're going to test his typing so you can see it. Huh? I'm going to test. Do medium. Typing lead. That's just a crazy thing.

Can you see? Can you see this? Typing lead. Can you get closer? This might change Sporkle. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wow. What? What? What do you say? get closer this might change sparkle okay yeah oh wow what

what what do you say man who has no I can do it as fast as I can go it's not comically embarrassing. Do it for real. Mike, it's... The capitalization fucked me up. I'm sending you my card.

Yeah, so, you know. The caps. That's pretty good. Wait, do it for real, though. I did. It was just like regular bad. How do you go, Brandon? I don't know.

Sorry, my fat. Wait, wait, wait. Start it over. I'll just pick. Probably about the same as him, though. Cops and don't. All right, ready? I'll just memorize. Memorize.

You memorize? Tell me when. Go. You're fast. Oh, you're good. Yeah, he's fine. That's super fast pecking, though. Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, that's good. That's quick. Yeah packing though Yeah that's good That's quick God damn Can you blast well? Will you start one over for me? Huh Blast? What do you mean?

Like finger blast? Oh yeah I'm a good rubber Like finger blast? Oh, you're not being for real. Yeah, I'm actually... Hold on, this is... I'm a good rubber. You are. I know you've heard... God, I'm embarrassed.

Maybe I suck at typing. Typing's hard Alright Yeah it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought That's pretty slow Me? Yeah That's not

That's slow Oh he's picking it up Well it's the Punch This is like a Oh Slow Oh, he's picking it up. Well, it's the... This is like a... Oh. Oh. Whoa.

These are... This keyboard is small for my fat fingers. Oh, boy. All right, maybe I suck at typing. Fuck. Damn. I want to see you. Oh, you're getting real... Oh.

I'm mad. Okay. No. Same level playing field. Am I going? Yeah. No. Same level playing field. Am I going? Yeah. But you have to look at the screen.

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i don't understand that at all wait stenos can Can you find TJ can you find the keyboard test that it's like the rocket going up and if you don't type fast enough the rocket crashes. I don't like those Apple ones are too like flat.

Yeah. I need some bigger some heft. And Mavis Beacon wasn't a real person. A little bit of a plane. It's actually very racist.

Her history. Why. She had to beat racism. Who is this. But she She had to beat racism. Who is this? But she's not a real person. They didn't want her on the cover. So she is a real person.

Mavis Beacon is not the name of a real person. Uh-huh. That was the person with the rock on them. What's her name? She's like Haitian, I think. How about you, Big Cat? Damn. That was bad.

Can't do numbers. It's awkward having her on your lap. All right, Mook. Shultz. What's up? What's up, Mook? Big moment. I don't want to embarrass you guys.

No, you, I mean, we should be fine. That's enough. Mook, do it. Fucking embarrass me. You need this. Kill them, Mook. Kill them. Fucking kill them.

I think you guys just control-alt-delete it and turn the computer off via the keyboard. Oh, Mook. You fucked it up. Oh, Mook. Oh, damn it. Get the shadow back. Bad luck, Mook. I don't want it.

Damn. That's crazy. Shit. Even the keyboard thinks I fucking suck. Bad luck, Mook. bad luck man I don't want it damn that's crazy shit even the keyboard thinks I fucking suck bad luck man aww god damn it how'd you do that dude

I didn't oh man you're gonna embarrass him too my aura is too crazy Steven's got another he's really he's doing a good job yeah I don't

he has kind of stalled out on the top I'm not sure everything that needs to be done on the top I don't know if I want it no I think we're done I think Mooks you ended it

yeah it's gonna die with me like everything else I had to get back to typing. Yeah, that was embarrassing. Yeah. The whole squad. Turns out we're not good typers.

The most I've probably typed in the last year or so was the book we wrote. Oh, yeah. That was it. Yeah. We're due for another book. We're due. Maybe that's what we need to do is just. Write another book.

We're not writing another book, are we? Oh, we're definitely writing another book for next that's what we need to do is just... Write another book? We're not writing another book, are we? Oh, we're definitely writing another book for next Black Friday. One fuck to give. Yeah. Oh, yeah. One last fuck. One last fuck. That one we should plan ahead and we should actually have it be like someone writes a chapter and then passes it off.

To an editor? No, to each other. So the story is one story. Right, like I write like five pages and I'm like, you're up. Like a baton. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that.

Oh, we have a lid. That's really cute. He's just doing his job. There's going to be some good Viva TV stuff, huh? Like, I'll have it. How does he do it? Tune in this week, do you see every footage every year at football games across the country cars get oh yeah fire in the parking lot because people put they cook out on

those and then they just toss them in their trunk when they're done or they'll like they go into the game they'll like roll them underneath their car yeah yeah very stupid oh people die no the cars blow up but people come back cars blow up. But people come back out after the game. The cars blow up? Yeah, there was a Dolphins game a few years ago where like an entire row of cars were just blown up. It happens every year. You find it, TJ?

Yeah. There's just one guy put his charcoal bricks underneath some cars. I mean, Steven might do that to our cars right now. Yeah. It's not a non-zero. Yeah. Look at this.

With the Playmaker filter. Imagine just coming back from a football game being like, well, that. Oh, that's really on fire. Oh, yeah. Multiple cars. Or your car just reeks of smoke. This also. Not as bad. Right now. This reeks of smoke. This also, I'm going to say this right now. This reeks of bad sports town.

Like the fact that it happens at a Dolphins game. I don't think that happens, you know, in Cleveland. I think that's happened in Buffalo before. No, I think they do that on purpose. I think that happens in Buffalo. They'll light their car on fire on purpose to jump through it. I thought the example you were going to use was. Oh, my God.

Wow. That sucks. So bad. If you get back to your car, it's just charred. How do they. Does someone have to pay for, I guess, insurance? Do we have a grill? That's a grill. Oh, 22 minutes. Hey pay for, I guess, insurance? Do we have a grill? That's a grill.

Oh, 22 minutes. Oh, I like that you didn't look down. All right, so the charcoal is out there. Steven, you're going to want to grab. He's all right there. They brought it to him. Oh, they brought it to him. Oh, great.

You're going to cook it on the court? No. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do that. How do I light it? Oh, my God. Oh, no. Can't use. Figure it out. can't use your phone where

where are you gonna put show us where This thing is called the charcoal grid. So I think on that. Okay. All right. So go into Donnie's kitchen. You can probably find his blowtorch or something. Well, first of all, you need to take that. Probably do it on that blue table outside.

Yeah. It has to be outside. Yeah. Do it outside. Can I just do it in the kitchen? No. No. No. All right. But No. No. No.

All right. But yeah. No. Don't you actually get a little bit of kerosene? Hold on a second. No. Yeah? I guess under the vent.

No. Brandon. What? Yeah. It would be funny. What do I do? You don't need to do charcoal inside ever. It's pretty smooth.

But if there was ever a time you would need to, it would be now. Hey, are you here? Yeah. Can you come down? Steven's got a grill, and he wants to do a charcoal grill in your kitchen. Yeah, that's fine. I'll be right down. Whoa!

Yeah, you're asking the guy that jumps off buildings and out of airplanes if that's okay he's gonna say yes every time oh does he still do that knife game yeah oh yeah i hate that it's awesome it is awesome he throws a knife with his friends when he's drunk. That is the saddest grill ever. Yeah. Yeah, it's so tiny. Wait, Donnie, do you want to help him? He can do it outside. No, he can do it. I mean, I thought it was a joke.

That's like a joke. That's like eating big ovens. Will it be too much smoke in the kitchen? Under the hood, it's fine. All right, set him up. That's perfect. A grill so small you can use it in your office. It literally can't kill you. What?

I thought it was a grill. I was always told that charcoal had so much carbon monoxide you didn't need to do it indoors even if you had big. Go tell him. Go get him outside. No, I'm maybe. Tell Donnie he's wrong. Tell Donnie he's wrong. Donnie probably knows.

What are you afraid of? A little death? A little bit. Maybe I'm just wrong. Maybe I read that. No, it's dude outside. It's smarter to do outside. You're right. Go tell him. Go tell Don I'm just wrong. Maybe I read that. No, it's dude outside. It's smarter to do outside. You're right.

Go tell him. Go tell Donnie he's wrong. He's framing it the wrong way. What does it put off? Go get him outside. Donnie, you actually got that wrong. Don't let him go in the back, though, where all the hay is. Oh, my God.

There's still hay? Yeah, do not let him go near the hay. Why is there still hay? I don't know. There's just a lot of hay. Have him go outside to the front. No help. No help.

It sounds like Brandon's getting talked down to. Yeah, see, Donnie just told him no brandon okay all right he says it's fine you want me to help him don't help him but make sure he doesn't cause any very bad things to happen yeah and he might need cheese all right All right. Did you know there's a whole freezer of ice cream back there? What? Yeah. You think that I would have known and not told you?

I'm offended now. Remember the other day when I was – I'm offended. Take that back. You think I would hide ice cream from you? No, I just asked you a question. But you understand my offense. Now I think you're hiding ice cream. No.

Now I think you are. I think you're hiding ice cream. I brought it up. How would I be hiding it if I brought it up? question. But you understand my offense. Now I think you're hiding ice cream. No. Now I think you are. I think you're hiding ice cream. I brought it up. How would I be hiding it if I brought it up? How long have you known? The other day. Remember on the app? The other day?

Remember when I was, when y'all did the spicy foods and I went back there and I was looking for milk because milk helps with spicy food and I went through every refrigerator and freezer and I opened one of them up and it was just ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream. That was Thursday and you didn't tell me. Also, that's our ice cream, Brandon. Whose ice cream? Mostly sports. Oh cream, ice cream, ice cream. That was Thursday and you didn't tell me. Also, that's our ice cream, Brandon. Whose ice cream? Mostly sports.

Oh, from ice cream day? Yes. That's probably not good. So you've known for a long time. I thought that was gone. I didn't know we kept that. You've been holding out ice cream. No, that's not ours.

There's a lot of ice cream there that's not ours. How about that specifically for Big Cat? That was February? Oh, yeah. We bought a carton for you and you never showed. Yeah, you never came to ice cream day. There's one in there with your name on it Why did we do ice cream day

Who knows I wouldn't miss ice cream day on purpose It was a wheel thing You think I would just miss ice cream day Royal rumble Ice cream social I wouldn't just miss ice cream day Well you did

I had something It was shocking you weren't there That's right. Royal Rumble. I wouldn't just miss ice cream. I had something. I'm just not eating ice cream. It was shocking you weren't there. I eat ice cream all the time. I had ice cream for dinner on Saturday. Do you want some ice cream now? No, I'm going to have my burger first. I wouldn't want some ice cream now. If you had ice cream for dinner, then burgers can be dessert.

Yeah, no dessert until you finish your... Yeah, I legit had ice cream for dinner on Saturday. Hell yeah. That's like weekly. Yeah. I had Culver's for the first time on Friday. Delicious. The ice cream. Oh yeah.

Oh my god. Everything there. Culver's is good. Shocking. Cheese curds? Yeah, I got cheese curds and then this chocolate caramel. Yeah. Cheese curds are one of those things that should be popular everywhere. Yeah, I don't care. I don't know why it's regional.

It's crazy. Yeah. They're so good. It's basically like bite-sized mozzarella sticks. Correct. They're so much better. I hate mozzarella sticks. Yeah, mozzarella sticks are so underrated.

Mozzarella sticks also might be the number one have-to-eat-right-away food. Yep. Bad nachos. Like three minutes, and it's like this. I'm just eating. Bump. It's my most choked on, though. Oh, yeah.

It is a high-choking food. I had to get the Heimlich as a kid because of a loss. Really? What? Yeah. That's traumatic. In a karate gi. So who's the guy that we should blame?

Who's the guy that we should blame? Yeah. What do you mean? For saving your life. I mean. You walked right into that how did you not see that that was just a that was an alley oop on top of your head and i just was sitting there like all right yeah i'm gonna fucking do some tricks on it God damn You set me up nice for that one If Mook ever does

Off himself We're gonna have to delete a couple episodes Nah Maybe Nah keep it up Okay Wait so We'll play it like it was a clip show

What actually What actually did happen Best of Mook Wanted to kill himself What actually happened I was It was post karate I was with my mother we were at uno's

pizzeria northeast philly uh ripped a mod stick wasn't going down my throat and she had to heimlich me in front of the entire restaurant oh it was mommy yeah it was mommy wait you kept your gi on to go into oh yeah oh yeah i was in that like phase of life where i was like proud to be doing karate yeah and like i would get a medal and I would wear it out to brunch or breakfast afterwards. That's a kid thing. That's a big kid thing. Yeah. And I thought it was a big deal.

I was like, they know I just dominated karate. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, my God. This is escalating quickly, folks. How did that happen? I love that his first time ever grilling anything is indoors.

Nothing about his grilling story makes sense. Okay. That's onion powder? That's salt, I think. No, that's not salt. Is that garlic? What is that? Garlic or onion?

Oh, that is salt and pepper together. Oh, okay. That's a lazy product. You already put this on? Yeah, why? It's pretty strong. Regular salt is right here. This is like MSG and something.

Typical. All right, let's... How do y'all think he's going to do it? Oh, God. He's going straight to it mixing it in at all no smash him he's gonna do smash burgers he's gonna yeah but he just took it right out of the oh oh ladies can i use this or no uh yeah here's one what what happened today on the yak a man grilled for the first time in his life indoors wearing a

women's soccer shirt yeah can i say like i feel like people made fun of this for being a poor move but it's part of it like my dad would add a bunch of stuff to our meat oh i did yeah you like add corn flakes and worcestershire sauce and all this all for that he's just making straight up meatballs i have worcestershire sauce and all this other stuff. All for that. He's just making straight up meatballs. I have Worcestershire sauce and I had cheese and sometimes bacon bits. Yeah, little bacon bits. Yeah. We were a little, I do a red hot or a, sorry, whatever it's called.

Yeah. Add some honey. Honey. Honey, chips, jam. I love chips on a burger. He's also, you always bring up jam. I don't think you like... When was the last time you had jam?

Not often, but it always hits. It goes perfectly. Why don't we up your jam count? He just salted the outside. Don't buy me jam. That sucks. Oh, I'm going to buy you jams now. Why do you think getting jam sucks?

Because I don't like jam as it says. It's always too much jam. I'll never need that much jam. That's a really good point. What's the problem? I want a little bit on my burger. What's Donnie doing with the charcoal? I know the joke, but what actually is the difference between jam and charcoal?

I don't know what's going on here. That looks wrong. That's just a fire. It's an error. Donnie's doing too much. He shouldn't have started the fire for him. This is what Donnie lives for. Right here. Fire in a pan. He knows what he's doing. This doesn't count as Che.

Che's not grilling himself. But we couldn't have asked Che to do that. Walk through. What? He's comfortable. Donnie knows what he's doing. He's opening a restaurant. He's got a pop-up shop. French comfortable. Tony knows what he's doing. He's opening a restaurant. I know. He's got a pop-up shop, French restaurant.

I'm excited to try it. I already got my resi. You do? Yep. Early bird over here. Very cool. This is going to take forever to make this amount of burgers. Oh, Jesus.

So he's already got some in there? That blowtorch is so much fun. I did a what's for lunch, and I just... What did you make? Crunch wrap supreme. You needed the blowtorch? What'd you blowtorch? I blowtorched everything.

Nice. Yeah. Once it's in your hands, it's hard not to. I feel comfortable because Donnie's there, but if you remove Donnie from the situation, the whole place is going down. Scary visual. Yeah.

He's not learning to make burgers right now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, not even. This doesn't count as first grill. Well, let's let him make them, and then we'll tell him the bad news. Zero chance he toasts the buns. He also, I think there's maybe. Did we buy buns?

I bought buns, but I did not buy enough for the amount of burgers he's making. If you didn't know, Donnie knew what he was doing. That's what I'm saying. What the fuck? Remove Donnie from this equation, and it's like we are about to burn. If you're a stranger and you're walking in right now, you'd be like, uh, what? Even Donnie's part looks.

It looks. He's too calm. It looks like a lot, but it's just. Don't worry. He said don't worry. It should settle down into coals in a minute, but... The stove is electric. Oh, I guess that does make...

All right, so that's a little less dangerous. I guess I'll throw it out there. I'm going to throw it out there just as a what if. We're covering all our bases with what if. Yeah, I think I know where you're going. Go ahead. What if Donnie doesn't know what he's doing? Didn't even cross my mind.

It's a what if. It's a what if. Can we move this outside? It looks fucked up. I think it's too late now. No, we could move it outside. We could move it outside. Who's going to run across the floor with that?

I trust him. I bet Donnie would. That's a big flame. What's the second flame pot for? What is the pot for? Charcoal bricks will cool down. What's the second pot for? He has an extra pot of fire.

What's horrifying is Che is taking notes mentally right now. Che goes home. That's a perfect pan. He's like, I got to. Chase is going to try to do this this weekend in his own house. All right. Kill everybody.

This is what you got to do? What if Che gets lit on fire? Are we laughing? He's adding more fire. Well, the alternative here was to start the coals the normal way, which would have taken 45 minutes for Che to do. Yes. So Donnie is speeding up the process, but... But you know what, too?

This is going to make Che's grill hunt even... Like, this is going to really fuck with his head if this is what he thinks grilling is. Like, he's probably definitely out on charcoal. Should we have Mincy do this? I mean, Photoshop Mincy over Donnie and it goes literally viral. Yeah. Remove, just tell Donnie and Shay they've done enough

and be like, Mincy, you got it from here? Is Mincy here? This is crazy. I think he did. I'm mesmerized by those flames. I've never seen a fire like that on a grill. I think Minty did tweet something like, can't wait to get into work tomorrow.

I haven't seen him. Everyone was like watching in his first tweet. It was like 11 a.m. Yeah, but what can he not wait for? I don't know. He said he had a reset weekend. Uh-huh. I think that's just a reset.

A weekend without acid. Yeah. Or with more acid? It's such a good weekend hitting the reset button. Can't we go to work on Monday morning? So the dozen. Oh, no, that's 1.47 a.m. Ain't life grand?

And then his first tweet was at 10.22. Yeah. Come to the show Thursday. $15 10.22. Yeah. Come to the show Thursday. $15 off. Code Mincy. The Dozen All-Star game came out yesterday, and one of the questions was, since it came back, how many hours has Mincy streamed Wake Up Mincy?

Oh. Wait, the first time coming back? Since December. Oh. So since the surviving barstool incident, and then he brought it back. Oh. So since the surviving barstool incident. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say 55.

Oh, no. Way less. 55. I'm going to say 17. It feels right. 24. It feels more right. I'll say 25.

So 25 hours over six months. Yeah, that's about right. Not bad. Yeah, he's averaging, yeah, about four hours a month. I think there's a third fire on the left now. No, I think that was a reflection of the second fire. I don't understand the pot. That's leftovers.

Jay is nervous. Did you see his unfrosted comparison oh what is it he said it reminds me of a wes anderson film oh no oh this movie and you guys are probably gonna disagree with this this felt to me like a wes anderson movie this felt like yes no that's the west anderson movie do you just mean because it's like a night i got oh it's just like it's like it's over the number one really like the it felt a lot to me like that where it's like this is obviously like not a serious thing but there's a lot of like funny things you get invested in the characters um i Obviously, you guys feel very different. You're laughing at me for even that comparison.

But that's kind of the vein it felt to me. It makes sense that he would love it. If you think it's a Seinfeld episode crossed with a Wes Anderson movie, you'd be like, yeah, that's a great... Yeah. It's incredible. It's the dream team.

We're watching the dream team. Oh, my God. Oh, and there's a smoke. All right, so I think we're cooking now. No more fire. Donnie does know what he's doing. Yeah, I know why I doubted. He really does.

The visual was tough. He knows what he's doing. It's just he's doing too much yeah i think he was still doing too much this is going to intimidate jay absolutely that's what i'm saying it's gonna can you intimidate jay i don't think i don't know with the grill you can because he's struggling it's taking him six months to buy a grill yeah i think you can't look how afraid he is putting the meat on yeah also he's he doesn't want to get near it. How many are we getting on here? I think we're going four.

I think he's going more than that. I think he's going all of them. We're getting six. It's going around the world right now. The hood is very good. It's an industrial hood. It's sucking everything out. I don't even smell it.

At all. industrial hood yeah wow sucking everything out i don't even smell like i was just gonna say at all yeah he's grilling oh he missed that steven is grilling wow all right oh man it's really bad turning them is going to be fun. Here's the good part. Yeah, here's the good part. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Don't help him. I feel like you put it down. Is the fire going to go out? Oh, my God. This man really has never grilled a day in his life. All right, I'm going to say he should go six, seven, eight minutes aside. Yeah.

What do you think he's going to do? It's 129. Tell Donnie no more tips. Yeah, yeah. Not that he is, but just reiterate. Because he hasn't looked at a clock. He hasn't looked at anything. No, he's going more tips. Yeah, yeah. Not that he is, but just reiterate. Because he hasn't looked at the clock. He hasn't looked at anything. No, he's going off field.

Yeah. I think he wants to turn them already. What do you think they're going to be served as? Like super rare or well done? I think it's going to be extremely rare. I think very, very, very rare. Yeah. Well, it's going to be extremely rare. I think very, very, very rare. Yeah. Well, it's going to be one or the other.

I don't think he can't do a medium rare. He's not going to make a perfect burger. Medium burger. It's going to be either charred to hell. Yeah. The insides are going to be. They didn't have the zoom. That's a funny vision.

It really is. Yeah. Stephen Chay's first grilling. How much much you think that stove in that oven is very expensive we have a 20 grill on top yeah we're crushing it now oh okay did he wash his hands before uh i love that chef donnie got his dream kitchen after studying in south France all summer. And the one caveat is he has to have some of the world's dumbest people destroy it. I bake burgers in my oven. It takes like 20 minutes.

I don't think it's going to take 20 minutes. Make burgers in your oven? Yes. That's... I don't know if that's a burger. He's just making meatloaf. Yeah. Yeah, that is just...

That's meatloaf. He's making meatloaf in his oven. You would think that if you made burgers, if you don't have a grill, you'd at least use a pan. I've made burgers on a pan. I used to foreman. George Foreman dropped.

And then when they come out with the huge, huge ones that you could cook multiple burgers and steaks. Oh, yeah. My grandma got me a foreman every year for Christmas. Great gift. How many foremans did you get? Because I didn't clean them well. Neither did I. You were getting nasty, dude. He had to have made so much money.

Oh, yeah. For those. No, there was a- Did he make more from that than boxing? Probably. I bet he made 10 times more from that. Yeah. So a guy, Trunk Fan, is a really good follow on tour.

He does the inside stories about all these things. One, Hulk Hogan actually was supposed to be the guy. Yep, I knew that. He decided to do meatballs instead. A pasta mania, right? Yeah. Yeah, so Hulk Hogan could have been the George Foreman. Yep, I knew that. He decided to do meatballs instead. A pasta mania, right? Yeah. Yeah, so Hulk Hogan could have been the George Foreman guy. Where's he going?

Oh, brother. I don't know. And then the George Foreman grill did so well, and they had – George Foreman was on like a residual. They had to buy him out because it was so insane. I think they bought him out for like $100 million. Dang. I'll find it. And he literally had nothing to do with the because it was so insane. I think they bought him out for like $100 million. I'll find it. And he literally had nothing to do with the creation of it or anything.

It's just a face for it, right? $1 million profit. $138 million. Holy shit. Yeah. 40% of the profits. Whoa. Yeah.

Holy shit. That's incredible. Holy shit. Yeah, that's pretty good. What do you think his strategy is in his head? Is there a strategy? I don't think he's ever been worried about anything. As I was going to the restroom, I overheard that he said the only time he's ever cooked burgers is in the oven. The oven, yeah. You guys already told me that. Yeah.

That's a meatloaf. We deemed it meatloaf. I guess so. This is a good touch. Is there, yeah. You guys already told me. Yeah, that's a meatloaf. We deemed it meatloaf. I guess so. This is a good touch. Is there anything that can go wrong right now? Just a well-done burger? Well-done, super rare. Well, the flipping is going to be.

We're four minutes in. I think this is a little early to flip. Yeah, flipping is going to be tough because they're so close together. Especially if he tries to flip them early, they're not going to be ready. He's waiting. Yeah, they paid him $137. early, they're not going to be ready. He's waiting.

Yeah, they paid him $137.5 million to have to stop paying him royalties. That is absurd. And how famous was he when he started? Super famous. He was pretty famous. He was big. Yeah, well, it was after. He won the title again when he was like 40. Yeah, it was after he came back and won the title.

So modern boxers Get paid still like extremely Well but they're just not as Famous Well modern boxers who are Like there's like Seven or eight guys Who get paid extremely well Like you have to be the best of the best

Like I think Tyson Fury's boxing this weekend he's probably gonna make you know i don't know what it is probably 50 million or something how much did like garcia and even his opponent make that was crazy yeah but those are guys are so good that you have to like regular but there's so many boxers get nothing yeah does the sport bring in that much money to pay them pay-per--views. That's why, what's his name? Francis Ngannou left. Part of the reason why he left UFC was he wanted to box,

and Dana wouldn't let him, and he made more in one boxing match than he would have made in UFC. That's crazy. What did Ryan Garcia write? Big Cat, why don't you sign off on a product and be a spokesman? Like a coffee? Oh, fuck. Oh, man. sign off on a product and be a spokesman like a coffee some oh fuck i thought that was the reason you brought that that's a good idea i had a similar thought and

i was like i'm gonna pocket that yeah you did that i did do that you should do like a cat's thing though like just straight up your name yeah just sell sell yeah i mean i don't know yeah uh garcia earned 30 million jesus that is oh that was his fight against uh davis he's when do you keep it on him. Flipping is going to be a disaster, boys. Yeah. $50 million is so much. Yeah.

A lot of taxes. Yeah, I mean, that was why Floyd Mayweather. Oh, those look like man turds. They look like shit. He hasn't flipped them yet. Oh. Two years ago today, there was a hamburger draft where Carl got wet over and over again. Moleskine. Oh, again. Moleskine. Oh, yes.

A moleskine. That's why Floyd Mayweather, at the end of his career, he would just do those random one-offs because he's like, I need money. And he would get a shitload of money. And the reason they bring in so much money is just pay-per-views. How much is a pay-per-view? I mean, they're like $70. Yeah, like $69.99.

And they sell, I don't know what the last Mayweather. What's he doing? What's the rule for a bar doing it, though? They have to pay per head. Wow. So they have a deal with whoever's providing it. Like, we give you X amount, and then we can let people in. Yeah, so they sold 1.2 million paperbacks.

No! What is he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing now? Flip him! Flip him! So that's 84 million paper views? He's blowtorching the top. Wait, is he blowtorching?

Yeah. Instead of flipping. Is he doing this out of sheer just wanting to use the blowtorch? Why is he doing this? Oh no, he's trying to get the coals hotter. No, I think he's doing it on the burger. He's got to flip it. He's still confident. The flip is going to be a problem, Brandon.

You're right. It could be spilling of the charcoal everywhere. But does he know to flip? He's got to flip. You don't flip in the oven? That's almost instinctual. Brandon, when you make burgers in the oven, do you flip them? I've never thought to try.

Does he just want to play around? I think he's going for the coals more. No, he's doing it wrong. He's going for the edges. Throwing in the edges. I think she's right. I think he is going coals, but why is he standing like that? He's terrified of this grill.

There's enough smoke coming off of it. It looks like he's getting plenty of heat. Does he know what to do in the event of a fire, or does he just run around his car at a red light? I think he's panicking because of the tops not looking done, but the problem is he has to flip them. Yeah, and he also, I don't think he gave him enough time. Oh, he doesn't know to flip them.

Because that's probably not the hottest. He has to know to flip them. No, no, he's going for the coals, for sure, for sure. All right. Oh. He's afraid that's not, he's going for the coals, for sure, for sure. All right. Oh. He's afraid that's not going to get anywhere near the coals. If only there was a way to trap all that heat in there. It feels like the heat is escaping.

Yeah. But I can't figure out how to trap it. Flip it. It looks fine. Too fat. That looks gross. Yeah, that looks bad. Thatrap it. Flip it. It looks fine. Too fat. That looks gross. Yeah, that looks bad. That looks like buckwheat.

The middle one is going to be cooked. Everything else isn't. Those coals are still black as hell. Yeah, I don't like that. Are they turkey burgers? Ew, what is going on with that? It's a tortoise shell. Turtle cake burger.

Oh, he also made them way too fat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You need to smash them. Lid's still off. He refuses to flip. Oh, he also made him way too fat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He needs to smash him. Lid's still off. He refuses to flip. I don't know if his head's in the game, boys. No.

No, he's having fun with it now. Do you think it's killing Donnie? Yes. Oh, yeah, that's burning. That's what? Burning. Oh, here comes a flip. Oh, this is bad.

This is bad. Oh, no. Oh, here comes a flip. Oh, this is bad. This is bad. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can't do it with tongs, man. He's, yeah, he's. Oh, no. Yeah, there you go. It's only getting worse. All right, go, buddy.

Flip it. Oh, he's going middle. Oh, oh. That's the toughest one to flip. Oh. He's not afraid, though. What's it called when you can't catch on fire, Brandon? Oh boy.

Oh boy. Wouldn't it be fun if one of these had a razor blade in them? No, it wouldn't. It would probably cook it more even. Heat it from the inside? Yeah. Hot razor blade. Razor blade burgers.

Get that camera over those that are flipped. We want to see those. Why is he flipping the middle one again? I love the tong and spatula move. Akimbo. There's no way he has the dexterity to do this. He's getting that one out of the middle, I think. Oh, he's leaving himself flipping space.

Oh, here we go. It's like the Cracker Barrel game. You create a space, fill it in. Yeah. You know that no matter how these burgers turn out. Why did he give up halfway through? These burgers turn out, he's going to be like, mission accomplished, I crushed this.

Yep. What? Yep. It's coming back. Nope. Brandon, do you think he's making this harder than it needs to be? I do. I think the idea of the blowtorch is creating delusions of grandeur here. Oh, that middle one, the one they flipped out is just halfway burnt.

I'm no grill master. I don't know. Oh. And the inside of it is going to be red. But you cook on it when the coals are white, right? You gotta let the coals heat up. You don't want them all black. He really went for it though. He could have just cooked like two

burgers. I think he wants to feed all of us. The person should have sent the coal the chute that you put the coals in to warm them up. I don't know anything about that. That's why you have to set them and then it takes about 45 minutes yeah it's like a it's a little thing canister it's a handheld thing you put no you put paper underneath it's called a starter going starter and then you dump the coals in oh my god oh this is gonna be a open wound

looks like those burgers did trank oh Oh, no. Yeah, crocodile. I love seeing him, arms crossed. There's nothing you can do, Donnie. Tell whoever's doing the camera to go sideways. Sideways camera. There it is. Oh, they can hear us. No.

That made it worse. Why doesn't it go? Why doesn't it? Never mind. I love the idea of this little girl. Oh, there we go. Yeah, there it is. Being like, hey, we got featured on Barstool. And then they watch the video.

Like, what is that? Oh, my God. That one is. No, it's not. That's a lot of smoke, is it not? Whoa. Did he flip those? What is going on?

He's had one successful flip. Eating sushi burgers. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. Hey, listen, guys. Look at that thing. All right, wheel for eating. Wheel for eating.

Spin the wheels. Haters are going to say it. He said that? He said. Cut it in half. What did he say to the haters? I don't know. Do we have cheese?

All right, wheel, wheel. No cheese. Wheel to see. No cheese? Don't come in here with that. Wheel to see. You got to take a big bite, too. Meanwhile, these are still just burning.

Oh. All right, don't. Keep him confident. Keep him confident when he comes in. All right. Do we have cheese, Jay? All right, doesn't look bad. All right, not bad. We have cheese, Che? Alright.

Doesn't look bad. We've got to have a wheel to see who eats it. Not bad at all? I can guarantee you. Have Che on there too. God bless me. Oh no. Motherfucker! Yes, that's the one, no. Oh, no. Motherfucker!

Yes, that's the one, Steven. It's good. It's good. I smell... Steven, you crushed it. I smell the charcoal. All right, Steve. Steve, your other burgers? Yeah, but are they burning right now?

Can we get some cheese or ketchup on these? Cheese. Cheese and ketchup. Get some cheese. Now I can smell it. Brandon, you got a real shark gotta bite it you gotta bite it okay looks good I'm more interested on the inside yeah yeah you might want to put a knife in there and check it out Fuck it. It's beef. It can't get you. Doesn't really mean. Ew. Spitstrap.

Oh, no. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's bad. Is that bad? Yeah. It's red in the middle.

Like, not red even. Just not cooked at all. Where's the camera? You're good. Oh. It's kind of crumbly. Yeah, but that's not like medium rare red that's cold meat is it cold hasn't been hasn't been cooked by fire is there any flavor to it at all brandon

or is it just brandon find a camera challenge yeah it goes why is that would would would i would eat that no that's not cooked not cooked. How does it taste? Like it's not... Okay. So, I mean... Is it cold? Very unseasoned. It's very... Is it cold? No, it's warm. Okay. You're gonna eat the whole thing.

Oh, God. Oh, God. That's just a raw burger. Yeah, that's raw in the middle. He didn't even think to check No No I'm gonna take a piss That's a raw burger Hey Steven that one was raw

Hey Steven That one was raw His chest was puffed No He doesn't have any That's just hamburger meat That's just raw ass Yeah it is

That's just That's ground beef I don't think he has any understanding of the difference between the outside And the inside It was burnt on the outside But it was burnt on the outside That means it's done Alright now I'm going to eat this raw.

He doesn't have to finish it, Brandon. He's so hungry. You don't have to eat this whole thing. Nobody is telling you to eat the whole thing. Not one person has said eat that whole thing. He's going to run with this, you eating it all. Why are you eating this whole thing? I'm going to eat the whole thing. Not one person has said eat that whole thing. He's going to run with this, you eating it all. Why are you eating this whole thing? Brandon.

I'm going to eat the whole thing. That's bad. Stop eating it. We'll make sure. Shut the fuck up, Mark. I got a burger in my hand. Get him. Don't you take this raw burger from me.

I'm going to eat the whole thing. No. No. Don't eat that. Don't do it, Brandon. Don't do it. No. No. Don't eat that. Don't do it, Brandon. Don't do it. No. No.

That's actually more dangerous than a razor. I got to this part. This is just raw. Yeah, that's so raw. And he, by the way, is like, he thinks we're fucking with him when I said it was raw. Of course. He's like, what? Because he doesn't understand.

Oh, he put cheese on. How it works. He doesn't understand how it works. He got cheese. He makes thick patties and he put cheese on. How it works. He doesn't understand how it works. He got cheese. You make thick patties and put it on for four minutes. It's not going to. Oh, that cheese. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Last time we had cheese. Thick ass cheese. Why is it so thick? It's also the burgers aren't done. And also, it's so thick, but then he put two pieces on? Two. I mean. Oh, wait. Is put two pieces on? I mean.

Oh, wait, is the chef going to stand? No. Okay. Holy shit. This is awesome. I enjoy this a lot. No, the cheese isn't done. He was about to take that one off.

The cheese is going to burn. You can tell visually when that's done. Oh, we're back on. Figured out the cover. He's so cocky. He's cocky. I'm a genius. I thought, why don't I cover the grill?

To keep the heat up. All right, for that bite. Is the rest of it okay? Hey, man. That one bite. Pretty good. Thank you. Do we need a designated survivor? Someone to do the show tomorrow?

If we all eat the burgers, we're all going to die tonight. Oh, he's giving... Oh, there's one ready. All right. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel again. Wasn't there a big cow recall or something? Oh, boy.

Spin the wheel again. Oh't there a big cow recall or something? Oh, boy. Spin the wheel again. Oh, here comes another burger. You just want to be the last here. Does this one have cheese? Yeah, is this cheese or no? I take Brandon off. Absolutely not. Yeah, yeah.

No, Brandon already ate his burger. Once you eat it, you're done. I'm with Nick. Oh, you want to keep Brandon on? Oh, I can back on that motherfucker. All right, Brandon's still on. I trust your palate if we're grading this. I'm with Nick. Oh, you want to keep Brandon on? Alright, Brandon's still on. I trust your palate if we're grading this. I have the burger right...

Oh! Yes! Suck my dick, wheel. Cheesy one. A cheesy one, okay. Brandon eats 17 burgers today. He's going to like this one. It looks better.

It smells good. Oh. No. Still not cooked? I think this one's overcooked. Cold cheese. Uh-oh. Come out.

Come out. Yeah, we'll wait. Oh, no. It tastes like pure charcoal. It tastes like I have put my mouth on a charcoal briquette. Please taste this. We got one coming up. We got one coming up.

Look at that one. Look at that one. Certainly these won't taste like charcoal. Oh, my God. Thank you so much to the person who sent this in. You gave us this show. You created today's show. Holy shit.

Look at Chef. Simple $20 gift. Inside it, it's fine. Oh yeah, that's better cooked. Taste. Okay. Brandon, or Che, give us another one. Order's up.

I think he still has a couple that he hasn't flipped. Take me off now. Has he flipped them all? Brandon, you got to stay on. You set the precedent. You said keep me on that thing. He said keep me on that motherfucker. I really just wanted the cheese.

All right, spin it again. This one's edible. Okay, that's good. So we're in the cheese. Alright, spin it again. This one's edible. Okay, that's good. So we're in the right, we're moving in the right direction. Alright, Mook. That's fine. At least they won't get you sick. Mook. How's that one looking?

Thank you. Looks normal enough on the one side. Smells good. That looks normal enough on the one side. It smells good. We got ketchup? That smells good. Okay, here we go. Because ketchup can stop the charcoal taste.

I don't think it can. Oh, yeah, that's charcoal. That's good. Yeah? Okay. That's all I need. Well, Mook eats like a rat. This is five stars.

Yeah, yeah. That's not good. Mook, you only know poverty and squalor. This is five stars. I would eat this again. 100%. I'm going to get one. You might not.

Oh, no. It looks like mango. It does look like mango. That's cheese? He's selling street fruit right now. Holy shit. Greasy as hell. Anyone got napkins?

No. These are cooked. All right, that's good. They're successfully cooked. We're getting in the right neighborhood. Now, these two were successfully cooked. I assume what's still on the grill is going to be overcooked. What is this?

Frozen. Frozen. So much. Trick solve. I told you he'd get cocky here pass those Mook you knew he'd start getting cocky I would say this one is a successful burger like you would if you growed it

would you be happy with it? No, but for somebody's first try, I think this is a very acceptable burger. If Small Dick Art came over, would you serve it to him? Do we have to? Art's a good guy. Right, so you wouldn't serve it to him? No, I would not serve this to him. I'd serve a better one.

But if Art served this to me, I would eat it. You almost said Small Dick Art. Oh my God. Just throw this entire grill out. Jeez. Oh, he's coming with enough for everybody left. No, we'll necessary.

You just all get a wheel. No, we'll necessary. I don't think so. Somebody might go hungry. I think everybody's. That would be the best prank there is. I think everybody's fed. Who gets the next one?

That would be crazy if... That cheese looks ridiculous and it's going to taste so goddamn good. It does. Oh, there's a fucking razor in here. Go, go, go. Oh, go. Keep going. Keep going.

Go, go. Oh. All right, Nick. Wheel not gluten free. That going. Keep going. No, no. Oh. All right, Nick. We'll not slipper today. That's not at all. You can just eat the. I'll just eat the burger. No.

The main part. All right, he's done. The coals are almost ready for meat. Yeah. Oh. Oh, look at that chunk left on it. He's going to be so cocky. Nick, will you do the High Noon ad read?

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visit highnoonspirits.com to find it near you. Oh, catch him picking up. We're rookie minicamp right now. We're not trying to fucking... Football reference. Alright. Not even glazing the peach. Not even glazing the peach. Not even glazing the peach.

Are so light. Didn't mean to glaze. Not even glazing the peach. Sorry for it. Because he ranked it number one. He literally can't. He can only speak in Viva. He has no other language.

Didn't mean to do tricks on the peach. Peach is my favorite, but not to glaze. These are elite hell yeah oh he's carrying all the burgers at once someone tackle him so proud of him he's riddled with the burgers. Oh, how do you choose? Thank you. Oh, sorry. Oh, wow. Thank you.

Steve, thank you very much. They smell and look good. Thanks, Steve. Just go ahead and sit down. None for you? How do you think they are i think they're good the one with you was let me stop you there 100 charcoal they're not good 100 charcoal these are fantastic 100 they were made with charcoal no they taste like charcoal

i'm just eating the charcoal brick i'm with Mook. I like these. Thank you. Thank you. You're only listening to the guys who say they like them. Well, I don't know what that means, right? Like, okay, 100% charcoal. Come eat it. I cooked with a charcoal. Right. Coals.

Come take a bite. You cooked them a half inch away from charcoal. Did you put a razor blade in here? No. That's a good question. Yes, I. No. No. Did you put a razor blade in here? No. That's a good question. Yes, I do. No. No.

Do you put a razor blade in here? Eat it. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. Dude, that's great. Oh, that's not. It's certainly not great. They're okay.

Could this potentially be the best burger you've ever had? Probably not. I mean, it's good. It's good. It's good. Yeah. Cleanup seems like a a nightmare the fire way too big titus hasn't had a bite uh the wheels not hit my name brandon i will not you have a burger charcoal everybody else is having i will not be taking a bite unless it's mandated it is mandated everybody else is taking a bite it's in your contract mark

it's not you're not gonna anti-chamber you not going to eat your friend's burger? I do not want the burger, no. Your friend has made a burger. Spin it, TJ. I hate to say it. No, they're not that good. I don't hate it. You're coming in with low expectations. KB.

It's average. I do taste the charcoal. The cheese helps a lot. I think I had the two worst because I had the two first. There's almost like a chemical taste to it. Yeah, right. Try this one. There is a chemical taste.

There is. There's something to it. No. So we didn't realize this. The charcoal came, and it's just whatever charcoal we had, came with lighter fluid on it. So it's charcoal with lighter fluid on it. I just had a really bad bite. Yeah.

I could just breathe lighter fluid right now. That's what the chemical I think I'm... I can already taste it. I didn't even take a bite. I just hear, take a bite. You guys are pussies. Mook again. Mook's about to finish. I just had dessert. We should just do food reviews with Mook.

Everything's awesome. It's good. That's every food review online. Yeah, that's true. I just got a taste that tasted, yeah, like a... Damn, that was a big bite. Take one more big bite. You're a big growing boy. Oh, yeah.

Wow. That's just straight charcoal. You swallowed that fast. That's straight charcoal. So, correct me if I'm wrong wrong people like charcoal grills because of the charcoal flavor the bigger the grill the more space between the charcoal you also were cooking the you were cooking it on the charcoal before the charcoal bricks were ready to be cooked on that's why donnie was doing that other getting them ready faster but you still went a little

early like we were just eating the the burn off of the lighter fluid. Ideally, you'd start like right now when it's all white. This tasted to me like a white trash swim club that I belonged to one summer. Brought me right back. I'm revoking my good.

The aftertaste is... The aftertaste is thick. There's something to it. Is it the lighter fluid? Chemicals. I think it's the lighter fluid. Those were the charcoals that I was assigned to work with. My fault.

The aftertaste is... Hand up. I just hit charcoal, first ones I saw. And the first one that I had was just raw. That's fair. Half of it was over. Half of it was burnt to a crisp. Half of it was raw. Actually, incredibly able burnt to a crisp. Half of it was raw.

Actually, incredibly able to do that. Level it out. It's perfectly cooked. No, but that's not leveling it out. That's just too extreme. On average, that's a perfect burger. On average. Now, in your heart now, are you out on charcoal?

Like, now you can definitively say. I saw this giant fireball that came out when Donnie picked up the thing multiple times. I was out on charcoal. So now, for sure, you know. You should get that skill. I'm out on charcoal. No, you can't be out on charcoal. thing multiple times, I was out on charcoal. So now for sure you know. You should get that skill. I'm out on charcoal. No, you can't be out on charcoal. The griddle.

I'm fully out on charcoal. But you didn't have an actual charcoal experience. You would not have a blowtorch. You would actually light it like a normal person. He's out on charcoal. Let's bring the next one in sometime this weekend. Someone send us another grill. If you send in a grill, Che will use it.

I'll wait till you guys burp. I'm starting to feel like high. Yeah. My mouth tastes like I'm fresh off a siphon. Yeah, that's burning plastic. Yeah. My mouth is coated in something. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Are we going to get sick? I'm a little lightheaded myself. I'm getting like dizzy. There is a coating. Titus, have another bite. Everything you guys are saying I agree with Alright Che Thanks this was fun

Che would you I guess you have to go clean up Did you see That a movie review just dropped On Unfrosted No I got recognized the red stars game yesterday the guy's like dude i loved unfrosted he doesn't take damage who who gave a bad review to unfrosted stanko what are you gonna say bad about him great guy yeah we on Friday. Oh, he did review it.

He did F+. So Stanko, who we love, he did a blog on Friday. He has cancer. Really, really sad. And I know some people reach out being like, what are we going to do? I'm working on talking with Stanko and his fiance because that's one of those things you don't want to just be like, let's sell a shirt. Yes. But I'm on it.

Love it. Yeah. We'll figure out something. He's the man. Great guy. Still an incredible writer. Yeah. Dropping shit. Just throw him a follow and we'll make sure that something happens in the next few weeks.

Just got to figure out exactly what. Don't want to just bust a fundraiser if they don't feel comfortable with it. One of the most underrated Yak performances of all time. Yes. Stanko ran next to Mincy with a camera for an hour. And also the Stanko naked in an apron

story. That was a story. Didn't he also break his arm? Break his arm on the bike ride home? Yeah, he got wet on the show and rode a bike home with his wet clothes and tripped over it and broke his arm. He's a Yak legend. He's a Yak legend.

So we're going to figure out whatever he's comfortable with. They have a wedding coming up, and once we figure out the game plan, everyone will know, and we'll make sure. But that was obviously something uh really sad i don't know someone say something he ate it unfrosted yeah he ate it unfrosted he hates unfrosted well he watched he watched it. Yeah, true. Maybe a rewatch. He's watched so many movies.

He goes to town on movies. Crazy. It's insane. He's incredible. From all eras. Yeah. Yeah, he had a review that I saw. It was like a 1945. Silent film.

What? Yeah. And he has never once made us shitty hamburgers. That's a fact. Not one time i i i'm a hypochondriac i'm is there a nah we're good yeah smell your hands i know oh my god yeah that's something weird something i could snap hey donnie fire let's ask donnie should we be worried that those just tasted like charcoal?

Yeah, well, the charcoal's matchless, so you have to let it burn for a while. And he didn't. He didn't. Yeah. So I was trying to do the same, like just get it to burn off. Got it. All right, so we're fine. And then there's chemicals from the grill, and you really have to let it burn.

Oh, okay. So yeah, we're just chemicaled up. We just chemicaled up real quick. Yeah, that's what it is. Oh. I'm going to cancel it out with a shit ton of ice cream. Okay. No, they were bad. Chemicals from the grill. Okay. That's a it is. I'm going to cancel it out with a shit ton of ice cream. Okay. No, they were bad.

Chemicals from the grill. Okay. It's a couple bites. Yeah. Yeah. Two full burgers. This whole thing is just a prank on us. You guys did want to kill me.

It's great, too, that we started this episode with like, ha-ha, if you ate a razor blade, and then at the end of the episode, we're like, ha-ha. I ate something way worse. We ate poison. I'm Googling and getting carcinogenic. Yeah, that's fine. Smoked a pack of cigs today. It's probably like a couple packs of cigs.

You finished yours? Yeah. Well, the combination of bread, meat, and cheese is going to do it for me. But you wouldn't eat my cupcake? You were trying to kill him. Let me actually bread, meat, and cheese. I'll put that in the calendar. You can't fuck that up.

You can. You can. With a razor blade. I will always eat it, regardless of how bad it is. Also, the quality of the cheese on top was pretty high. Was the cheese good, though? It was fine. It didn't really have a taste.

It was fighting a losing battle. Wisconsin cheddar, it wasn't pre-sliced, so a little difficult to portion. Yeah, it would have been very easy if you just cut it the right way. You know what you could do to un-pre-sliced cheese?

Yeah? You can slice it I like buying my cheese Unpre-sliced I would be so mad if Che killed me And took away the opportunity For me to kill myself That would be People would love you for that

Alright Moot killed this one It crushed Che I tweeted People would love you for that. All right, moot killed this one. It crushed. Jay, I tweeted your burgers before you flipped them, and people are not happy. Not happy. What are they saying? So I didn't know if you were supposed to put the top on. Oh, no, average Jews can't still grill a burger? What does that mean? So I didn't know if you were supposed to put the top on. Oh, no, average Jews can't still grill a burger? What does that mean?

So I didn't know if you were supposed to put the top on or if you're not. Nobody's giving me advice. I didn't look at my phone. In my head, when I see someone grilling, they put the top down. They walk away for a little bit. Someone tagged the FBI saying, I don't know what this is, but worth looking into. Someone put Jay's face over the Frank the Tank burnt ribs. So why didn't you do that? You didn't really cover them

for a long stretch. I covered them and then I waited what I felt was the appropriate amount of time before I flipped and it was very clear that they were it's that photo. It's very clear they're not ready. So then I took the top off and started having some fun. Started having a little fun.

You freestyled. You could say that. Fun was had. All right, we need to spin our real wheel. Yeah, I don't feel good. It's making me anxious. I feel terrible. I have a confession. Well, Titus is going to be our lone survivor.

Yeah, I didn't take a bite. It was a joke. Wait, but I saw you put it to your mouth. It was magic. I saw you put it to your mouth. It was a joke. Wait, but I saw you put it to your mouth. It was magic. I saw you put it to your mouth twice. It was a fake bite. Got us foiled again. Got you all.

Damn. I can't get the taste of this chemical out of my mouth. We haven't tried. We need to eat something. I just drank a liter of water. No, I respect the wheel. I thought we were wheeling it to see who eats. And then we just abandoned the wheel. I thought you didn't respect the wheel too much. I wasn't going to fight until the wheel. I thought we were wheeling it to see who eats. And then we just abandoned the wheel. You didn't respect the wheel too much?

I feel like if you put a flame in front of me, I would be like a dragon. Yeah. I could blow smoke right now. Yeah. It smells so bad. Even this little hairspray. Yeah. It smells so bad in this room.

All I smell is charcoal. It's going to be in our hands and on our faces, the smell. I just want something in my mouth. Yeah, it's just like stuck. Let's go hit the ice cream. We got to hit the ice cream. You want some ice cream? Yeah, let's go hit the ice cream.

Let's spin the wheel and let's go hit some ice cream. Ice cream is going to be perfect. Yeah, ice cream is going to be perfect. Ice cream would, yeah. Dairy is a neutralizer. Yeah. Go solve your problems. I feel like just, that's theairy is a neutralizer. Yeah. Go solve your problems. I feel like just, that's the noise I want to make.

Oh, okay. All right, we're good. All right, everyone please subscribe, like, thumbs up. Hopefully we'll be here tomorrow. Titus at least will be here. He'll be the lone survivor. Good job, Steven. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah, it's time to talk shopper do a Yankee swap. It's the act.

It's the act. Oh, hell no. Bro's doing emotes on us. All right, have a good week. Love you guys. Bye.