The Yak - Titus Shows Off His Yo-Yo Skills for Rone's Birthday | The Yak 4-25-24

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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Hey, Yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, TJ, pull that up. Hello. It's the Yak. Welcome in. Go to roback.com, promo code Yak. 20% off your first purchase. Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts.

Roback.com, promo code Yak. I believe Roan, the birthday boy, is on his way here. Very exciting. We're going to have to sing happy birthday to him. Hello, everyone. Hello. Sorry I was not here yesterday. I was working.

Brandon, where were you? I was working. I was with you in Detroit. Slinging them sandwiches. TJ, can you show the picture of the guy who had me sign his book? Perfect. Slinging them sandwiches. Yak fan brought the book which like that book even just having that book in public made me uncomfortable yeah like he was i saw him

we were we were talking to some people and i saw him like in the background holding the book and i was like oh no i i like had to leave the group i was with i was like let me handle this real quick i forgot like my own yeah that's jar that Yeah, like my second cousin just showed up to the family reunion. I'm just going to make sure we're all good. I know how to talk to him. Yeah. That book is a hazard. That first office here was kind of a fever dream.

It was. Yeah. It was a frustrating time. Yeah, I see clips from that every so often. And I'm like, you pissed your pants. That's where I pissed my pants. Out of your mega car. You almost kind of didn't piss your pants because that was such a purgatory spot you're in.

Oh, I have to do it again. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. That never happened. But yeah, that was a... Did your Wikipedia ever get updated to that you have a second book now? No, we need to do that.

Yeah. Shout out this guy. Huge Yak fan. Looks exactly like every Yak fan. And so I sent that to the Yak group text. It's like, this guy looks perfect. I also look like him. So we're just like... Oh, yeah. Because then I looked at the picture. I was like to the yak group text like this guy looked perfect i also look like him so we're just like oh yeah because then i looked at the picture i was like i'm no different than

this guy we're the same yak fan yeah we're the one in the same i think yeah fans are coming big cat what did you almost start to write there at the at the end uh oh it was your i was gonna write your phone number down he's like i don I already have it. So he's good. No, I don't know what I was doing. But yeah, that guy. Shout out that guy. Having that book. Oh, yeah.

In the wild. Better than a kiss coin. Do you get a kiss with the book? Oh, shit. I said I'd cream pie whoever came up to me with it. You have to do something for them. Yeah. I was going to do oil check.

It is great doing those like in public things though because you just remember that there's so many people who like consume what we do and like aren't just like trying to just get under our skin all the time that there's actual fit you know like which i i respect the people trying to get on our skin but like when you see someone in person they they're like, thank you so much. I watch you all day. It's like, that's awesome. Some of them probably do go back.

And here's a book of porn I bought for you. Yeah. I think it's nerve wracking. Because here, I just feel like I'm talking to you guys. Yeah. I don't like to think about. I like what? Just think about the people watch.

Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're saying, though. It feels like even the Internet feedback sometimes feels like it's just bots or like. Right. It's not real people. Just burner accounts. And you see someone who's like, hey, I've been listening to you for like the last 10 years.

Like, thank you. And like, that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Best. You're refreshing for me. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Getting that because everything online is just bad. Right. And then in real life, I'm like, oh, that's a cool dude right there. Yeah. And then he's just sitting in the corner of the bar with his burner being like, Mook sucks. Mook sucks. Yeah, get Mook off the-

Yeah, I guess that's what I was going to say. Oh, you're in person. Oh, what's up, Mook? Big fan. Big fan. I wonder how many- Mook's fan. Love you, dude.

I want to know how many people I dapped up that were just making fucking diabolical Reddit posts. The dude that started the GoFundMe for a hitman to kill you. He bought you a pickle back at Bird's Nest. Who was the fucking chillest guy in the world? Still going to go through with the hitman. Yeah, the money's there. Still going to murder him. That got $500,000 in 20 minutes.

That's good. Happy I can bring people together. The end of the day. I also saw, I don't know what you guys have as your top four jerseys not to fuck with, but a guy came up with a Bills basketball jersey. There he is, the birthday boy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday boy. Oh, it's right here. It's right here. KB's out. He's in Hawaii. Good to be here. Hawaii.

Birthday. How old are you today, Roan? 36 years. Birthday boy. 36 years young. Happy birthday. Well, we're closer in age than I thought. Huh?

We're closer in age than I thought. We're closer in age than I thought. I think it's because you just surround yourself with young boys. He's youthful. Yes. I love the youth. The sass of it. He sucks out his adrenochrome. Yeah.

I just crack his spine and suckle at his. You and Francis taking top and bottom. Oh, yeah. We're eating that boy's fucking vital organs and healthy blood cells. Sass has aged a lot. I know. He is starting to get his internet age going. And we're going to see it wearing on him.

And his body, too. He's a sickly boy. He's just hunching down. He's just getting in there. What is this? I didn't test it. Oh. What are those monsters? Oh, my goodness. Are those flags? I don't test it What are those monsters

Are those flags I don't know I got at the NFL draft That would be a sporting event correct I don't think that they're big enough That checks out I didn't even see his face And that was the cockiest

Smuggest I wish I had looked beforehand I think you got a chance here. You got a chance? I don't want to do it and get embarrassed. You want me to do it for you? I don't want you to do it. Yeah, let's have Mook do it.

Nice napkin, pussy. R slash epic fail. I don't think they're big enough. They are big. They're very big. We have Stephen Chay's napkin up to see if anyone can beat it. Totally derailed the show. I'm going to say right now, let's not even do it.

We have to try it. You can't bring the napkins here and not try it. Oh, you're right. They're not big enough. It's disappointing. I should have checked beforehand. This gives Stephen so much satisfaction. So much satisfaction.

Come on. There's one of them. Oh, wait. They got bigger. They got bigger. If it has another fold in it. No. Wait a second.

No. Wait a mic longer. No. Little ass neck. See? See? See? This is what I was trying to avoid. You're the one that brought the napkin in here.

I know. I should have checked before. I forgot. I forgot. Mook, give it up. It's over. It's over, Mook. I can't believe you thought that napkin was bigger, Mook.

What a fucking idiot. Damn it. Unbelievable. Fuck. The hunt continues. Square beats rectangle. All right. Shut up. We know Damn it. Unbelievable. Fuck. The hunt continues. Square beats rectangle. Alright. Shut up. We know it's bigger.

Don't rub it in. Thank you. The square always be rectangle. I don't think so. That's not true. That's on me. I should have come in at like 5 in the morning and checked and then burned all the evidence. I kind of just want to take a little centimeter off of that napkin every single day.

It's a little slice. Roan, so you were, we didn't get to call you because you were flying, but how much of the game after Stephen found the napkin was about the napkin? Well, he found it like, was like back. It was like in a specific lounge. It was in like like some VIP lounge or something like that. But he the fact that he brought it around like it was a pet rock was really the. But it just kept on coming up.

It was just I mean, I didn't get to see. But Titus, how pissed off were you about that napkin? I did my best to just avoid the whole thing. When we were talking about it on the show, though, I was in the recycling bin costume. I didn't have my headphones on. That was the happiest I've ever been on the show. The most uncomfortable yet happiest. Oh, you didn't hear any of it.

I didn't hear any of it. I was like, this is great. This is fantastic. Mainline that. So now the search continues there has to be like that style of napkin is uh women have those yeah at um events that they plan it's like the aids quilt yeah it's crazy but he did put the qualifier has to be a sporting event yeah that's what the master comes. And women don't be going to those. Right.

But the thing is, that came from the VIP lounge. No lay person. That's not next to the locker. That's true. That's not available. That's a good point. This was readily available at the NFL draft. This is the people's napkin.

That's the people's napkin. That's the 1%. You're not going to find. You think you're going to find bigger? We're the same. We're trying to find bigger. That's the challenge. That's why we have it up.

Bigger's out there. I'm nervous that we maxed out. Is there an owner's suite we can get into? Should we put this one up just so that we have second place? Yeah, but he's just going to. No, actually, no. I think the wall belongs down. Bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.

That's terrible. I think finding all the napkins and just having a piecemeal. Wait, isn't Frankie in the owner's suite at the? The Islanders? Islanders tonight or something. Oh, I'll tell him to get us a napkin. Got to text him to check. Get us a napkin.

Yeah. Any SEC spring games coming up or anything like that? Yeah, but no napkins. Those are hoods. They don't have napkins in the South. Send me to a Cubs box. I'll check that out. Wrigley's not going to have napkins.

No, Wrigley's going to have tiny, old school... Yeah, they do. The suites at Wrigley's not going to have big napkins. No, Wrigley's going to have tiny little old school. Yeah, they do. The sweets at Wrigley's suck. Dainty napkins. Yeah, very small napkins. It's a new soldier field, but we've got to wait like five or six years. Did you guys see the pastor at the press conference? Which one?

At the Bears press conference for the new soldier field. No. One of the most awkward. Why was the pastor there? Pastor. We've got to find a way to beat the packers he mentioned that okay but he also like was kind of asking for god to pay for the stadium hold on i'll send you the clip it was god and kevin warren was actually praying like he was he had his he had his hands in a prayer oh i forgot yeah i forgot y'all got the big 10

commissioner guy it beats the hell out of the other things you've tried. Today, as we make progress, and I want to thank you for our mayor. This is so weird. Raising up a young man with such a significant heart for our city. Thank you for the McCaskey family. Thank you for Kevin. And now we thank you for all of the people who will benefit by the Bears staying in Chicago. I don't know that you play football, but I am asking you to help us.

Look at the prayer hand. He said he's not sure if God plays football. Yeah, is he talking to God right now? Help us to play in the Super Bowl and bring back the 1985 roaring cheering fans we had for your glory and for our good. Oh, that's a prayer. Yeah, it's a prayer. I don't think God cares about sports. Hey, Frank, you want to come say hello?

Come say hello. Well, God certainly checks in on sports every now and then, but I don't think he's going to help. What was this? What was this with Kevin Moore? That's him making sure everybody sees him. God's not a Bears fan. No, definitely not.

And he won't be once we draft. Well. Well. White Sox Dave doesn't want him. God? Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Oh, I love that jersey, Frank.

Yeah. Great jersey. That's the best jersey on the show right now. Yes, it is. Oh, I love that jersey, Frank. Yeah. Great jersey. That's the best jersey on the show right now. Yes, it is. And it's the same. Okay, yeah. Frank, it's the same team. Yeah, I know.

Okay. Better jersey. But my jersey's the worst. Yours is just the worst. What he just said was, get him. He said his was the worst, but mine was the worst. Worst. The worst. He said things for him, too. Like a brat worst. He spelled his was the worst, but mine was the worst. Worst. The worst.

He said things for him too. Like a brat worst. He spelled his with a U and he spelled yours with a O. Mine's Matt Foley, motivational speaker. Okay. It was implicit that he was spelling his differently than how you spelled yours. Frank, welcome to town. Yep.

I'm trying to remember those keys on the old piano over there. Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da. I like the rec specs today, Frank. You look like you could give me five hard fouls. Real hard fouls. You're looking good. Yeah, you're looking good. Looking real good.

What are we thinking for the dolphins tonight yeah offense flyman but uh they'll probably draft like a punter yeah when have they ever drafted a punter in the first round frank they did i just i just and they're gonna trade jalen waddle and get back uh six uh seventh round picks maybe another. That's a lot of picks. Well, they say quantity over quality. Yeah. How was your first private plane experience, Frank? Oh, yeah. We were on it.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. It was actually my second. Oh. Fuck you, Ryan. Let me fuck myself. I'll go. Sexy laugh.

Sexy laugh. Or Jenks' first time. How was Jenks' first time is what I'm going to say. I think he liked it. I think he liked it. Did you put him in the overhead? You know the best part about it? You laughed. Or Jenks' first time. How was Jenks' first time is what I'm going to say. I think he liked it. I think he liked it. You know, did you put him in the overhead? You know the best part about that?

You didn't let Jenks pee. Not on the clock. Yeah. Well, he stowed the lock to his clamp on this. Jenks calling in a Jenks blog yesterday. He called the two-hour flight to Chicago his personal time off was the saddest thing. I was in the back of the plane. The big man was up front.

Two hours of PTO on a plane. He was doing body squats in the aisle too. Yeah, Frank cracks a whip. The content doesn't sleep near Dewey. Yeah, I like that. Frank, last time I saw you, you were losing your mind about the film festival situation. Now you're back in Chicago. I think all the movies are done.

I'm looking forward to seeing them. As you look back on the experience, did it end in a positive note? I think it did. I think one mistake we made is once we came through, we should have eliminated a bunch of ideas in the first round. Once we got around into the writer's room, we had 14 people just spit bowling ideas for two hours, and that was just nuts.

We were spinning our wheels. So what we should have eventually done is take the final five ideas. Everyone else could go on their merry way. Frank, have you ever meditated? No. Would you be open to it? Maybe. I think that it could help with the focus and everything.

Zen Frank would be powerful. Nirvana Frank? Dangerous. Frank, what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Damn it. Damn it. Hey, Frank, did you hear this one?

Did you hear about OJ's casket, what they called it? No, what do they call it? The juice box. Pretty good, right? Frank, what city has the best back doctors? The best back doctors? What's that? Cairo.

Frank, what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? You call it a... It's a stick. Frank, hey Frank. What has five toes but isn't your foot? What is it? My foot. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

I haven't heard crickets. I tripped out loudly since memes I was on the stage. Oh, shit. She called you memes. Shit, shit. Squeak, squeak. Brandon, what have you done? Maybe in a past life?

Squeak, squeak, squeak. That's exactly what crickets sound like. What's brown and sticky? I think we need dude wipes to take care of that. Hey, Frank, what are you doing this afternoon? You want to go to of that. Yeah, that's facts. Hey, Frank, what are you doing this afternoon?

You want to go to the Cubs game? I'll stay. I have my seats. No one's buying them. We're playing at 120. You're welcome to go. Will I make it back in time for the show? Oh, yeah.

The show's not until 7. Yeah. 6. 6? 6, right? No, 7. 7 Eastern? 7.

7? Yeah. 8 Eastern. Do you want the tickets? You and Jenks?? No, seven. Seven Eastern? Seven. Seven? Yeah. Eight Eastern. You want the tickets? You and Jenks? I got two seats. Playing the Astros. I got a couple others. No, no problem.

You got work? No problem. Work. Gotta work. I'm actually going to the White Sox game this weekend. Yeah, the White Sox are what you think the Mets are. Everyone's telling me that. They're 3-21, and they're so, so bad.

How can a team be 3-21? They're so, so bad. We knew they were going to be bad, but we thought the A's and the Rockies would be worse. Well, the Rockies are, I think the Rockies. The Rockies are almost as bad. Yeah, I think the Rockies actually are getting the luck of. Yeah. The Rockies are almost as bad as the White Sox.

Yeah. And they still have twice as many wins as the White Sox. Yeah. And, yeah, I'm going to be in Chicago plenty of times this summer, and I figure I'm going to basically be shooting. I want it so I can shoot it when I do my ballpark tour. What are we calling that series? We need a name for that.

I'd like to go with you if I'm allowed to. Ballpark something. Yeah, when we do the ballpark tour. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, that would be fun. That would definitely be great. Okay. Yeah, when we do the ballpark tour, yeah, definitely. Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd definitely be great. Okay. BS, do we...

Yeah, what are we calling it? I'm either thinking about tank ballpark tour or something like that. What about ballpark Fleming? That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Frank at the park? Ballpark tank? Ballpark tanks.

Nah. Tank at the park. Tank at the park. I like that. That's pretty good. Tank at the park. Tank at the park. I like that. Tank at the park. That's pretty good. Tank at the park. But what about something that incorporates you seeing them all or something like that?

Gotta catch them all. I've got the song. It's take me out to the ballpark. Take me to each and every one. Yep. Oh, wow. I'm going to every stadium. I love this.

Gonna rank everything from the concourse to the atmosphere. To the sight lines we see. Of course, there will be a raw dog and... Yeah, that was good. I'm workshopping it. Maybe this. Instead of Tour de France, Tour de Frank. Oh.

But then people are going to think. Baseball hot dogs. Is it cycling? No, you're right. Take me out to the ballpark. Take me to each one. Oh, you're workshopping it now. Oh, okay.

I'm going to review everything. Yep. From the atmosphere to the concourse. And, of course, there will be a raw dog. There we go. Plus the ballpark specialty, as I review each and every stadium in MLB. Fantastic. And is it sponsored?

Well, we're working on that. Yes, let's get a sponsor. Have Jenks and Mikey Betts not been working the phones? What have they been doing all day? They've been working the phones? What have they been doing all day? They've been working the phones. It's just, you know, things upstairs. Upstairs, things just like. What about Frank Flamm LB?

Oh, that's good. That's pretty good. Frank Flamm LB. That's so good. I mean, we've gotten leads that just like, I don't know what happens to them. It's like. Well, how much are we looking to, what's the bag that we're looking for? How much do we think we need?

Maybe a lot of small sponsors? That would be helpful, but you see the people who don't realize that small sponsors can lead to big sponsors sometimes. What about Ballpark Franks? That would never work. That doesn't make any sense. I don't get it. Frank about Ballpark Franks? That will never work. That doesn't make any sense. I don't get it. Franks Ballpark Tour? That's good.

Yeah, that's better. Way better. Way better. Are you doing all 30 this summer? I'm going to try. Hell yes. I've got one down, which of course, City Field. Number two is going to be-

You could knock out Wrigley in like an hour. He needs to film. I need to go before the game, like two hours. Oh, because you know what would be cool is if you did the – there's a couple red line games. Oh, you're doing guaranteed rate this weekend. Yes. I was going to say there's a couple red line games where the Cubs play

like in the afternoon and the White Sox play at night. You can just take the red line, do a double header. That would have been nice. Yeah. You could still do that. Well, who knows? You know, I've been here three times

this month. Who knows how many times I'm going to be brought in here this summer. What about Ballpark Franks? I don't get it. Frank's Ballpark Tour. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah well, Frank, thank you. Great to always see you. Great to have you here. Frank with the rec specs looks the most like Kurt Rambis on this show. He really does.

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The crown is yours. Do you think Frank would do the gauntlet? I don't think Frank's going to do anything today Frank doesn't want to do. Yeah. I'm just asking. I'm not going to make him. I'm just putting it out there to see if we should extend the invite. We had a group chat going for our team,

our movie team, about are we dressing up tomorrow? Are we whatever? A little bit of blood. And there was only one member giving backlash. Frank? Yeah. He said you have to dress up?

What's that? You have to dress up. No, we were just toying with the idea. Well, say what he said. Well, he said, wouldn't it be nice if we dressed up and then we all had a little bit of blood or something not to give it away just as a fun little treat. During the filming, we ruined several of his hot dog shirts. So he's out. Didn't his hot dog shirt on the store come with a stain?

Probably. A mustard stain. It was mustard, not ketchup. Or no, nacho cheese. It was nacho cheese. I love when Frank gets singing, and it's just his artistic license of just not doing the right syllables. It's great.

He just fits it in. He's good. Did he do it the same way both times? Is it prepared? Is he saying it the same way, or is he just free-balling it? I think he was free-balling the end. I think he moved up the last part to fit better into the song.

He's got some juice world in him where it just comes out. That's what I was going to say. Very juice world. Ronan, I apologize. We don't have any presents for you. We have a lot of apple juice. I forgot your present at home.

I got you a rosary from the Vatican are you serious yeah no way yeah I got Brandon one this morning I'm a president no way yeah guys all right all that apple juice to being just even this job is a president of itself this is a dream job I knew you'd see it that way which is lighting yeah I knew you know I'd that way, which is why I didn't get it. Yeah, that's right. I knew you'd know I'd see it that way. What? Oh. I can break this?

Yeah. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? It's a present from TJ. It's a pre-wrapped present. What could that be? It's wrapped, so it's got to be.

I swear to fucking God. I swear to fucking God, man. What? Nothing. Open your present. It's his birthday. Why is it? Yeah, why are you making this about you, man. What? Nothing. Open your present. It's his birthday. Why are you making this about you, Brandon? What the fuck?

Ron's birthday. So weird. Nice round. That was awesome. Great unwrapping. You do everything really cool. Oh my God. Is that?

Is that? No. Is that Bobby Heenan? Why the fuck? No way. Yeah, that is Bobby Heenan. Why the fuck? No way. Yeah, that is Bobby Heenan. I wanted this so bad. Thank you, TJ.

What a gift. That's Bobby the Surgeon Heenan. With his certificate number on the back. It's certified real autographed by Bobby Heenan. You said you were putting it in the Mostly Studio. I know how much you love certified. And it's made out to me. Beckett, you said you were putting it in the Mostly Studio.

Oh my God. Are we not in the Mostly Studio. Oh my god. Are we not in the Mostly Studio right now? We could put this in the Mostly Studio over in New York. The remote one. The remote studio. It's a great present, right? What? TJ, you're the man. Thank you, bro. I can't believe you

remembered. Happy birthday. It might be too valuable to bring back. Maybe you hang it in the Mostly Studio, but it's yours. So I can break it whenever I want. Yeah. No, I won't break it right now. I feel like that'd be so fucked to break it right now. We can just get another one signed. He's not dead. A special occasion to break

it. Yeah, he actually is dead. He died. How'd he die? Broke cancer. I'll let you pick when I break it,on oh never beautiful what never well it has to be a number it has to be a night within this calendar year it was like a it was like a cartoon accident i i when i realized it was your birthday i was like i gotta get you something and then i saw brandon had not taken the bobby heenan picture home from his birthday which is just a slap in my face. No, it's not.

You leave things here all the time. So I was going up to take it to my office to wrap it, and it fell out of my sweatshirt, and Brandon was sitting in the conference room across from the elevator, and he just turned around. It was just sitting on the ground.

I was like, uh... You just stood still like a Tyrannosaurus looking at you. I put it back. Wait, I wasn't suspicious at all. Yeah, that's crazy. I was just, I'll put it away. I'll put it back. Wait, I wasn't suspicious at all. Yeah, that's crazy. I was just walking around with a fucking Bobby the Heenan poster in my sweatshirt. To be fair, though, Brandon.

Then I had to give it to TJ. Don't you have the Deion Sanders? The Deion Sanders autograph? You gave it to me. Exactly. Quid pro quo. But you said I could have it. This is quid pro quo.

You said you didn't want it. It's Latin. This is the quo. This is quid pro quo. You said you didn't want it. It's Latin. This is the quo. This is the that. Quid pro quo. Classic phrase that I just don't know what I mean. Quid pro quo, Carice. Silence of the lambs.

I don't know what vis-a-vis means either. Hester Moffat. It's an anagram. Ipso facto. The rest of me. Benjamin Raspe. Pretty good impression. It's the only one I got.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice catty. And that's a few good men? Yes. Denzel Washington. I've never seen a movie. Never one. I got to come clean, guys. I've never seen a movie

fuck it sucks mook was there any uh remember when i told you minority report brandon you said when mook was there any additional backlash from uh or like positivity from your your meeting last week with that lovely lady uh have you guys corresponded we haven't corresponded much a lot of positivity from the mooks militia they they came out in numbers and then the negativity came back when i was in philly this weekend for a wedding and just all my boys were just shitting on me what kind of numbers are we talking about with mooks militiaitia? Are we talking about in the dozens or in the hundreds? We're small but tactical. More or less than Jesus had at his time of death.

We're over 12. That's a great question. We probably got like 25. Your mom. That is a militia. Yeah. Your aunt. Your aunt.

Yep. Aunt Pam. I could flip her. No, you couldn't flip Aunt Pam. I think I could. She big. Aunt Debbie, you couldn't flip Aunt Pam She big Aunt Debbie you couldn't flip Aunt Debbie's a fucking house Yeah

Big old girl Like wide and tall Yeah oh yeah No short Short and wide Yeah like Violet Short and wide's not

You could roll her Could never flip her No Never flip her. Never flip her. Low to the ground. The militia, we're a tactical group. I feel like the Bears have to take a receiver at nine. I agree.

Yeah, I think they will. I think they got to go Caleb Williams at one, too. I think they got to do it. I know they've been waffling a little bit. They've been. Good fool everybody and go receiver at one and Caleb Williams williams at nine that would be and nobody's gonna see it coming that would be something i saw kyle long at the airport this morning oh he said that they taped their nfl draft show yesterday hmm how smart smart ways yeah get ahead of it which airport in o'hare no oh in new york oh how do they do that

what they so we should find out from him we should find out from him who they uh who gets picked i am there's a little part of me that's nervous and i'm just back in the same spot where i'm like i'm going all in just being like no way this one could fail yeah but this is different this is a number one he's great yeah he's incredible this isn't like taking a flyer on somebody this isn't no i agree up this is this is the he falls in your lap yeah it's a different mindset guys don't guys like this don't i haven't had any negative they don't bust i haven't had any negative thoughts i just like i even i i said this to the guys. You got bust at number two overall.

Yeah. That's a double. I said to the guys earlier, I have this morning on when I was driving my son to school, I took a video being like, happy Caleb Williams day. We're going to, we're going to play this video in 20 years and like laugh about it. Yeah. He wins his seventh Super Bowl. That's probably true. My son was like, who is that? That's probably true regardless

of how Caleb wins. I was going to say, you're definitely going to laugh about it. Yeah. I'm getting ahead of myself. Just telling people they got to start respecting me more. I'm a winner now. That's Jerry. I was like, as soon as that pick comes you're gonna have to

start respecting me a little more this is dumb but like how do you know they are definitely taking oh you don't oh they're taking them yes they already said it they got the number one pick usually it would take like a late trade or something that would make them interested it's guaranteed moving on from so like you would bet your life on it. I would bet my life on it. That you got. Okay. Yes. Is a part of you wanting to bet a million dollars

that he gets taken in the first? It was, I looked at it last night. Yeah. Minus 200,000. Oh, wow. So if you bet 200,000 on him to be first pick, you'd win $1,000. That's free money.

That's free, yeah. You can make five grand. That is free money. You should do it. You should do it, big guy. There's no way they don't free. Yeah, you can make five grand. It is free money. You should you should do it Bet 1 million You'd have to be talking about an all-time incompetent front office to not take care of yeah They would do that and then Jaden Daniels is like minus,

or I saw in some places minus 600 to go second overall. And then JJ? Maybe. Brandon's chasing Michigan again tonight. Our draft show is going to be great because it has, like the personal part of it is Brandon needs JJ McCarthy to fall, to be right. Yeah, and the first three picks are you're up PFT's up Dave's up yeah but this is reminiscent of Devante Smith with Stephen Che

where it's like he's rooting against the guy to fulfill his own prophecy you're rooting against a guy all I gotta do of his the biggest day of his life if I make it out of top five he's then the slide is the slide is imminent Che are the Buccaneers taking? We're at 26, so we're waiting quite a while. Jackson Powers Johnson. Who have you got you picking? Who are you taking? I think they're taking Cooper DeGene.

Nobody in the world has Cooper DeGene lasting until 26. You're going to pass on Malik Nabors at 26? Yeah. Sorry, what? Malik Nabors. Nothing. Yeah, we're making – You historically make guys slide to you that are not going to slide to you.

Like Derek Stingley, you had him at 25 a couple years ago. That was the first rendition. I had him to go third. And I had him third in my final mock. No, you had him going to the box. Stephen always finds great value for the box. No, he does not. Always.

It's a mock draft. We trade up to one. I can't believe this happened. We take Caleb Williams. Oh. Always Mock draft I can't believe this happened I love mock drafts that do trades Oh yeah It's the best What are we thinking for the birds? Pick up whatever you want

I think Cooper DeGene He's not going to be there at 22 He's going to be there at 26. Oh, fuck. You got to skip 22. Yeah. Actually, I think Steven in his mock draft has the Eagles. Who's picking after you guys?

Who's 22 through 25? Is it the Dolphins? Yeah, they all don't get their pick in time. That's what happened. You should start doing that, Steven. We go an hour without pick. Predicting someone doesn't get their pick in time that has happened before i understand nobody's predicted it instead of a

trade who did that happen it was like kevin williams was at 11 or something like that and he still wanted the ravens went and got him or was it i think it was like a seven to nine or six to eight fall something like that. And every team gets one nope-I-do? Yep. Okay. Steven, I feel like this is not – you're not as excited. Like draft night usually is your thing.

I'm very excited. I did a hit on Wake Up Minty this morning. Huge. We all saw. I was writing my mock draft till very late last night. I was on that show again. I got a graphic put out. I'm waiting for the blog to get a little more traffic, and then I'll put that out. It was you, Che, and the LSU offensive coordinator?

That's right. Yeah. I'm so mad that I- And the show was 40 minutes? I missed Mincy picture reveal day, but Megan did tell me that Mincy was, he was like, I don't know how Megan got that picture. Yeah. Mincy put it on his own show.

His producer did, but Mincy wasn't looking at the screen. Oh, okay. So he didn't know where Megan got the picture. She got it on his own show his producer did but mincy wasn't looking oh okay so he didn't know we're making up the picture she got it from his show he was unaware of something i couldn't stop looking at that picture it's the funniest i looked at it white boy rick actually had a very funny trees like every every fraternity america is like the the built on the backbones of dudes i was staring at it like ferris Bueller's Day Off. He has access to premium cocaine. That guy in every

pledge class. Yeah, he was making fake IDs. He was that guy. Had a lizard or something. Back then, I think that's very early in his Ole Miss career. Back then, I would go up and hang out with my friends that went there. You think

we were ever in the same room? Oh my god. No. That's awesome. What year did he enter? So I don't know how old he is. I think he's 39 or 40. Eli Manning's first year starting, he said. Eli Manning's first year? Oh, then I was definitely around then. Oh wow. You guys have hung out. And he was there until

Chad Kelly, he said. Yeah. Do you think if you ever got trapped in a conversation with him, you would have remembered him for the rest of your life? There were a lot of him crawling around. Yeah. Did you buy a lizard from anyone? No. There's a chance we've been in the same room before. Wow.

You need to look through old photos. Wow. Oh, man. Imagine if you saw Mincy in an old photo The young duo of you Would look like Cruella DeVille's henchmen Or Hades

Yeah I'm in the process Of submitting Mincy To the Ole Miss Class of 2028 page Okay On Instagram So I'm gonna submit him

He's looking Oh all those Oh yeah Yeah I've seen those People are very upset Yeah they're like Jersey There should be a wall in between Jersey and Ole Miss

Just all like Jersey kids It is, yeah And it's like all these kids being like I like golf, I want to join a frat I'm committing to Ole Miss Yeah, looking for friends The Northeast does romanticize the SEC In like a new, fresh way

Like Alabama Alabama gets a lot Yeah, it's all Saban. I am a rush. They made that whole. And I think that I mean I think I know Clemson gets a ton of it too. I know it's not SEC but. Yeah.

Georgia gets it. Yeah. Georgia gets people flocking down there. I wonder what the locals have to hate it right. All right. There's a big distinction between true south there and northeast people like there's like true south frats and then there's northeast frats

my buddy went there to where Alabama does Mississippi State get no we've kept it pretty good is that by design yeah you don't want more we're the people's university of Mississippi keep the bad people out

all that four times the Yeah, you don't want more. We're the People's University of Mississippi. Keep the bad people out. It's a Mississippi tradition. All that four times the tuition, you don't want that. Keep those other people over there, please. Wait. That's what Mississippi's built on. Out-of-state tuition is – It's not four times, but it's definitely like three times. Out-of-state tuition at Mississippi State is cheaper than in-state, I think.

What? That makes no sense. No way. Am What? No way. No way. Mississippi State is always more expensive. That would be very Mississippi State to screw that up. That would be my design.

No. No, that would be. No, the design. Why are y'all hollering? The design of a state school is that the people in the state, they fill it up with people in the state cheaper, and then they fill it up with class. Yeah, but if there's one state that's like, we want people from everywhere else except this state. True. It would be Mississippi.

We need to open the- Oh, that was dumb. That was way off. What's the difference? Oh, 16 grand. Okay. Well, that's not crazy. What's in-state?

In-state tuition is 10, and out-of-state is 26. Yeah, so almost three times. Yeah. Yeah, that was a mistake. Why did I think people used to falsify where they were from so they could get in-state? Maybe they would say they're from Mississippi. Yeah, they'd say they're from Mississippi. But I always thought they would act like they were from Alabama.

I don't know. Maybe that was just social media. Been a long time. Been a long time. Well, some state schools, it's harder to get into the state school if you live in the state. Yeah. Because it's cheaper and there's a bigger pool of people. That might be what I'm thinking of.

That's probably what it is. That's probably what it is. That's probably what it is. Could be what it is. Could be what it is. Kate, did you give any thought to, I saw your TikTok the other day and I left a suggestion under it. Did you give any thought to maybe starting to booze at work?

Actually, I was thinking, before the film festival, why not tie it on a little bit? Have a couple drinks? Why not? That would be great. I have been thinking about boozing. Yeah, booze at work. Why not?

I might get into it. Why not just do it? That would be funny if every day you were just drunk. Should I just start showing up hammered? Why not? I've been thinking into it. Why don't you just do it? That would be funny if every day you were just drunk. Should I just start showing up hammered? Why not? I've been thinking about it. Your body's in a lot of pain, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Do it like two times a month and don't tell anyone. And you guys have to guess. Yeah, like drink wine out of a Coke can, Pepsi can. Okay. I could do that. Yeah, I'm going to start doing that.

Yeah. I might ride it after this show. Why after? Why wait? Tie one on. I was thinking about having some drinks tomorrow during the act just because we're all going to be hanging out after for the film festival.

Go for it. That's one of the main things I miss about yakking every day is just the random days where you just booze on the show. Yeah. Well, I feel like you were a good starter of that some days. Like you're a good instigator.

A bad instigator. That's what it is. You guys still do Henny Friday and stuff like that. Did we get an explanation for why the game is at 4.30 tomorrow? 5.30? No, dude. It makes no fucking sense. We're playing a 4.30 Sunday. ESPN triple header. That's dumb though.

You're not going to be here tomorrow? Are you staying for the film festival i'm not gonna be here damn it's in indiana indiana have ever explained why you unfollowed me no i i still don't understand that i wouldn't take it personally though no i don't seems like you might no he refollowed so i can't yeah you can't it's no harm you almost have to take that personally yeah how else would you take i did when it when it was happening but once he falls but if he individually follows you as a person that's that's the ideal time to take something personally that's true he didn't do it to anybody else he did it to you but he literally didn't

follow me on twitter for like almost two years you took that personally you i did not complained about it every day i I just chalk it up. It's not a... Or I don't know. I mean, there could be a reason, but I didn't... I don't think it's ESPN. I've not spoken to him about it yet recently. It's probably just ESPN's

fucking treacherous asses. Who's that guy that just stepped down over there? Norby. Probably fucking Norby's bitch ass Probably was Norby Did you guys hear that Schwab died? A week ago

That's what I said, did you guys hear? Yeah we did We get news when it happens OJ did too It's also LeBron's birthday coming up soon In December His birthday is in January or December. December 26th.

Schwab was his legend. 30th. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods and him have the same birthday. Whoa. Wow. What did LeBron do? Ken Griffey Jr. and Stan Musial do too. Deerdeck and Schnitt. Ellie?

Big Cat and Milonakis. There we go. Brandon Walker and Thomas Jefferson. Oh. Hero of yours. One of? Me and Prince Harry. Nice.

That's too much. Yeah, that's too much ginger on one day. Come on. Come on. I've got to pick so many people. Two kings, dude. Princes. He's never going to be a king.

He's a prince. He took himself out of the running. Yeah, he's a prince. You got an extra pep in your step today, Ron? It's your birthday? Yes, or just a smoother walk. It's not necessarily peppy. No bounce to it, but more like fucking-

A nice gait. Yeah. My gait is assured. I think 36 is a great age. 36 is a great age. There's nothing- 37 isn't even a departure. It's almost like you're 36 for two years. 36 through 38 is the same thing.

Right. I'm just going to be locked in. 39 will fuck you up a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not looking forward to. Yeah, I'm not either. Cameras are having a meltdown. I can't move any of them, and I can only see two out of four.

TJ, what's going on? The camera's having a meltdown. I can't see two out of four of them, and I can't move any of them and I can only see two out of four. TJ, what's going on? The camera's having a meltdown. I can't see two out of four of them and I can't move any of them. So you can just see this one? I got this one, I got this one and then I got this one and then I got this one.

Like the Sopranos. I look good there. So Titus, Mook and Kate have to sit on our laps? Probably. Yeah, we could all sit on one side. I call shotgun on. Yeah, come on. Mook, you're on. No good answer.

Struggling here. Get in there. Titus? I mean, I got a whole. Titus, who gets stuck with got a whole. Titus. Who gets stuck with Bran? Should we both sit on Nick? One knee each. I got a whole.

He's really. I got a whole thing here. This isn't that bad. That looks pretty good. That looks all right. Yeah. I can't get enough of Kyle on vacation. Yeah, can we watch Kyle on vacation?

Yeah, he's a good travel vlogger. He's so good. Hey, where are you going? You got to go or Brandon? Hawaii. All right, day zero. And listen, I knew that Hawaiian ultraviolet was going to try to get me right out the gate, so I beat him to it.

I let the bootleg beds at Planet Fitness fry me up decent, and now we got a good base. Bags packed. Listen, bags packed so damn tight, the handle burst off. Yeah, that's that $3 for $5 Canal Street suitcase special. I had to carry that into O'Hare like a bag of groceries. Boarding process, smooth. They had me filling out 34d like a sweeney bra and i looked to my right and they had me seated next to a baby who immediately vomited after

seeing my drawing of mook oh no i had to turn him into a joy no cheer her up all right fast forward fast forward aloha welcome to Hawaii balcony view I'll let that speak for itself I guess and give you a little tune that's nice that's really nice ended up catching a buzz and beyond by this infinity pool and it was you can't tell by this clip but it was a gaze gala for the fellas i ended up losing in the size up semi-finals to a dude by mercy rule well he had um his tattoos were three-dimensional all right so lo and behold our bathroom has a balcony too is that what all the extra fees were about but um i have to be the first boy blazing enough to have a buzz ball on the bathroom balcony oh hell yes. No top down.

Kyle? He looks good Damn Very good That shit was awesome Kyle He has like The body type

And demeanor He would be a perfect Like Six guy On a English soccer hooligan Wait a second There's a chair here

Yeah but it's not on the camera It's not on the camera Oh Yeah get back over here TJ are they fixed? Nope We would have to reset English soccer hooligan. Wait a second. There's a chair here. Yeah, but it's not on the camera. It's on the camera. Oh. Yeah, get back over here. TJ, are they fixed? Nope. We would have to reset the entire everything. What do you mean?

It's like the computer that I'm sitting at. Do we have to sit like this the whole time? That was your suggestion. Good. Wait, so wait. What would happen if you reset it? Would the show end? Yeah.

Oh, we can't do that. Right. You can't do that. You can't keep one live? What? No cameras can stay live while you reset the others? This view is live. The stream would cut out.

But would it stay like if you cut it out? It would be like a blank page on the stream. But then you could bring it back on the same stream? Uh-oh, Stefan sounds like he's under pressure. You hear that sigh? Stefan is the all-time freak out guy. But then you could bring it back on the same stream. Uh-oh, Stefan sounds like he's in a rush. Stefan is the all-time freak out guy. He starts every sentence with that. Yeah, you're not freaking out. I'm worried that it won't.

I'm worried after we reset the TriCaster, it won't just pick back up. Can you reset one of the TriCasters? TriCaster is the computer. No, it's the cameras. We should just get the mics and just all bring everything over here. I'm chilling. Okay. What's the other camera?

Is it blurry, TJ? I don't know why you're fighting this thing so much, Big Cat. All right. We're just going to be together this day. All right, so get the fuck off, man, and go get your mic. All right. I're just going to be together this night. All right, so, Mook, get the fuck off me. Go get your mic. All right. I was enjoying that. That looked pleasant.

It wasn't bad. He smells a lot better than I thought. That's not a compliment. Titus smells really good. Okay. Yeah. Here, Mook. Do I smell good, Brandon?

Just get like this. I don't know. Hold on, Mook. I got you. Someone do an ad read. Someone do an ad read. I got you. High noon. ad read. I got you. High Noon.

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I'm going to have some high. Having high noons is my draft night tradition. Is that a new yo-yo? Yeah. You want to try it? That goes up and down. Damn. Oh, shit.

Around the world. I don't think you did. Around the world. Around the world. This is kind of cool. It's like, Kate, you don't have a mic. That's for the best. Wait, no, get the stick mic.

The fart mic. Yeah, get the fart mic. Get the fart mic. When the first guy went around the world, how did he know when he got around the world? Where he got back to where he started. Did he go to the exact spot? Yeah, it's his home. You're talking about Magellan?

Isn't it crazy that birds went around the world before people? Did they? I don't know. Probably. I'm sure some fish have been around the world before people? Did they? I don't know. Probably. I'm sure some fish have been around the world. No way. Some whales. Some whales.

Some whales. Whales don't go around the world. Whales don't exist, according to Billie Eilish. She said it'd be freaky that they did. Has she ever seen... They're terrifying. Got her ass. Got her ass.

She's the one that masturbated in the mirror? I said that. Yeah, that was Nick. That was Nick who said that. She's the one that masturbates in the mirror? I said that. Yeah, that was Nick. That was Nick who said that. She's a big... Ditto in the mirror? Why? Billie Eilish?

Whoa, he walked the dog successfully! In your fucking face! She was nasty. You walked the dog. Have some. You didn't walk the dog. You barely... You didn't even get out of the house.

Man, I do not hate on that. It's unbecoming. Oh, my God. This is about to be. Do you want to sit? We only have half room. It's kind of a chivalry thing. Rico would whip our asses right now if he saw this.

Wow. Wow. That thing's screaming. You got that thing screaming. in your face, Brandon. Bro has him screaming. I never said anything. I never said he couldn't. You just said he barely was doing it.

That's not what I said. You're getting dog walked right now. You definitely said he couldn't do it. Cat's cradle to the face. Hey, Zah, you're back. What's on your name wheel? So I was thinking Either that injection That injection balloon game

Or Remember that viral video I showed you guys With the squeaky feet And the whips and stuff Yes We could try to replicate that Yes

But that might take some Yes Like tape out a square On the court Yes Get the squeaky dolls. We should do that tomorrow. You mean the balloon game where you... Can I see that again?

You take a needle and try to not pop the balloon? Well, that's one of the... No, we got to play the squeaky game with the whips. The Asian dudes that I was obsessed with. Zaha watches these videos every day for a month straight. Yeah, so we got to find the... Yeah, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out after the show.

Yes, I'll give you my card. We'll play that tomorrow. Cool, yep. TJ, can you find videos or no? This is actually kind of wholesome. I like this. It has family portrait vibes. Yeah.

It does. Big Cat, sitting on your lap was like spooting with a girl for the first time where you have to match her breathing. Did you get hard? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I was rocking. Oh, he's right because if you get your breathing off, it's like, well, I can't fall asleep. Yeah, you're just like listening to each other

breathe. Ron, you want to move over a little? Are you? Yeah, come on over. The table's done. Mm-hmm. How about this? Is that better? I don't think your mic's on. There was a recall. The table's not good. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How about this? Is that better? Anybody want to yell? I don't think your mic's on. Anybody want to look closer to me?

There was a recall. Oh, yeah, that's right. You can't have that. Right beside me. What's up, TJ? Is this better? Now you don't have to cut anything. I didn't say anything.

Oh. Yeah. Now what do we do? Is Stefan still freaking out? Yeah. That boy loves to sigh. How often does he sigh around you guys? Oh, he sighs a lot.

Oh, wow. Sighing Stefan. All-time sire. Look at his stance. Hacing back and forth. Asking him to turn up the volume on a football game. Oh, no. Yeah, that's the worst for him.

Turn on a TV. That stance is crazy. The arms crossed on the phone. Yeah. He comes in my office every morning. He's just like in a frenzy. He's like, are you going to want to watch any TVs today? I'm waiting to know right now.

That stance is the classic, he says he lives in the building. But I've never seen him. I don't know him. I've lived here 10 years. I haven't seen him. The tech team doesn't ever say yes to anything they say in theory in theory in theory is he uh pete jr uh no is he on like pete arc no no no reproduce he's the worst stefan's not the worst pete's the worst uh he also has a

uh unflappable energy where Stefan stays flat. Yeah, he's like a cleft palate. Do you know who actually is probably on the Pete Jr. arc? TGA? No, I think it might be Stanko. Stanko's got some Pete vibes to him. Stanko's got like, because Stanko I think has fun outside of work.

And when you peel back on Stanko. He'll never tell us about it. You peel back on Stanko, you discover things. Yeah, right. But but stanko has passion still true and we got to beat that out of him but pete once had passions we've seen it yeah yeah that was 20 years ago what's june 28th no may 3rd may that's deer deck and schnitt yeah june 28 2004 yeah but yeah yeah stanko I feel like is on that. Like, I wouldn't be shocked if Stanko becomes Pete. Oh, no.

I don't want him to. It's like when you found out Gollum used to be a hobbit. Exactly. Was that a movie? Yeah. But it kind of makes sense because, I don't know. Gollum. Stanko's got the name.

Stanko should be Pete's name. Stanko. Yeah. He just feels like somebody that you would call that. No, because Stanko's got the name. Stanko should be Pete's name. Stank. Yeah. He just feels like somebody that you would call that. No, because Stanko's still a fun thing. I guess that's right. What's Stanko's name? I don't know.

Because once he starts going by that. Jonathan? Yeah, John. Once he starts going by John. Do you zoom Stanko in? Yeah, do you want to try fixing the cameras? It would take like 30 seconds. On the fly?

Yeah. Well, we would go to like a screen for like 30 seconds. Yeah, so nothing would happen to the people watching? Right. They would just see a Yak logo for like 30 seconds. Alright. Okay, Leah, this is exciting. And they won't hear you. Right. Yeah, they won't hear us. Something to think about for 30 seconds. And Stefan, if this fucks up, it's 100% your fault.

Yeah. Also, Steve is an exact replica of Pete. Steve, though, Steve is like he's, I feel like Steve is an exact replica of Pete. Steve is like, I feel like Steve is nice, though. And he has, not that Stanko's not nice, but like, yeah, I guess Steve. Steve doesn't have emotion. That's true. Stanko doesn't either.

Yeah, but no, because he gives Fs to some movies he sees. All right, should we do this? Stanko's website is crazy, the amount of things he reviews. Stanko's stance? Yeah. All right. Oh, wait, we got an update? Should we do it?

Yeah, let's do it. All right, should we count it down? Okay. We're going to count down, Sam. You ready? Okay, do it. 10, 9, 5. No, no, 20.

12. No, 20. 11. 19. 10. 18. 6. 7. 5. 4. On goers. 1. 2. 9 5 No, no, 20 12 20 11 19 10 18 7 5 4

3 2 1 0 Hit the button. I heard the click. 4 3

1 2 10 9 8 7 It's currently the honest lane. Wait, you guys should all get back in your seats. Get back in your seats. 1 2 10 9 8 7 It's currently the honest later. Wait, you guys should all get back in your seats.

Get back in your seats. Wow, this thing's big fucked. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, it's big fucked. Are we back? We're live.

Do we have liftoff? Yes, we're back. No. He just switched the camera. I couldn't do that before. Yeah, I know, but are we back live on? Yeah, we're back no they just switched the camera i couldn't do that before yeah i know but are we back live on yeah we're back oh people are watching us yeah hey we did it stephan way to go all right and see you didn't have to sigh we're back whose laugh is that good job stuffy, Steph. Should we spin the wheel?

Spin the wheel and end the show. Oh, yeah, we are back. Let's go. Win for the tech team. Give us W's in the chat for the tech team. I mean, that was nice over there. Shouldn't have ever really been a problem in the first place. No. That's true. Kind of their fault.

They really did their job. We're applauding a failure. It's like the offensive line. I would have been bummed. I wanted to do a long yak today. I just handed it to my friends. That would have been great if we had Mincy here, though. While we were out, I was saying if Mincy was here and he just finished a slur right as we came back

and just had everyone just go crazy. To err is human. Yes, exactly. Thanks, Titus. came back and just had everyone just go crazy to her as human yes exactly i liked it and i and i understood it i understood exactly what's the uh perfect what's a perfect birthday look like for your own oh good question you have the day off don't give me any of this i like being with you guys bullshit. I do truly like being with you guys. And this job is literally the jackpot. The jackpot job. We did hit the jackpot, didn't we?

It's so insane. I'm so appreciative of my life. Damn. It's a joke. It's a joke. There's people literally working in jobs that could kill them. Manual laborers. Underwater welders.

Loggers. Tell me about it. And we're bloggers. And yet you're still doing the thing I asked you not to. Yeah. Unfortunately, I dream of labor. It is. It is. I showed my kids. It is. It is.

I showed my kids Titus in his trash can on Monday to get a laugh out of them. They laughed, but they also saw the court, and they're like, were you at your office? Because I take them here, and I was like, yeah, and they're like, what were you doing? I was like, that. They're like, what? Yeah, that's what pays for all no sense it doesn't make any sense but if it were up to me i'd probably start off the day with uh some type of exercise because i feel like that frees up the rest of the day for you uh then you

can whatever type of caloric intake you want you could just fucking rip it did you exercise today i did not i woke up and got on an airplane. So it's not your ideal birthday today? Well, I mean, he said if I were not working today. Yeah, you're not allowed to pick. Okay. I like that. Start the day with exercise. It opens everything up for you. A little crab cake Benedict.

Oh my God. You know I love some fucking crab cake Bennys. Hollandaise. A full fish?ies. Yeah. Hollandaise. A full fish? Every day is a Hollandaise. I would end the day with a full fish for sure, or at least some fish. Or maybe I would go to Philly to this restaurant called Ye Old Ale House, a fucking bar that I used to work at that has roast beef sandwiches.

Sounds good. Tie a fucking load on. Maybe gather with some friends and tell stories of yore, make some off-color jokes, take advantage of the fact that there's no microphones around. Yeah, for sure. Spend some time in the sunshine, maybe walk around a little bit,

plan something so I have the future plans tingling. Like, oh, maybe we'll go and do this at some point this summer or something yeah plan a tubing trip or some shit like that tubing that's cool i'd want head yeah i was just saying uh staking a blow job would be fine no no that's not me bro no i don't know it's a full day that's a full day. It's a full day. Maybe some tennis. Are you playing tennis these days? No, but it's a good time to try something new on the birthday. That's true. Just grab a full day of shit you've never done before.

It is ideal. Try something new. Definitely got to try some new shit. 36. I don't know. What's 36 like, Brandon? What was your 36? Been a um sega just i'm going through right now i'm 36 whoa yeah how's it i've from what i it seems 36 is a good yeah it's all right yeah yeah it's all right 36 is yeah i mean you fucking sucked you got do you

get guapped when you were 36 did you get a fat barstool contract and then a cellophane? I may have. I may have. Yeah. It was a year of financial boon. Yes, guapped. You got guapped. I'm glad you elaborated on that because I was very confused.

Some borrowed vernacular. 36 rocks. 36 from what it seems rocks. 34, trash. Really? Avoid it. Oh, no. Really? Avoid it. Oh, no. If possible.

Go straight to 35. Yeah, do not pass go. Brandon, what was it like? What did you do? Kate, do you remember? 36 was, uh, 37 that I broke through. So 36 was a struggle. When did you start at the fucking stool?

Oh, that was 40. God damn. Whoa, whoa, that was 40. God damn. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You broke through before. That's not what Dave told me. Dave said he saved your life. Dave doesn't fucking know a goddamn thing. Dave's a fucking idiot.

Best rescues I had, Miss Peaches and Brandon Walker. That's not. I was fine. I was fine before. You had a hole in your ceiling. Yeah. Everybody has a hole in their ceiling. I guess so. Chimney. You were owned by hoarders, weren't you? No, I was fine. I was fine before. You had a hole in your ceiling. Yeah. Everybody has a hole in their ceiling. I guess so.

Chimney. You were owned by hoarders, weren't you? No, I was good. I was good. I might be confusing you with Miss Peaches. Making a good living. Good living. Miss Oreo.

They cut your ears. Yeah. They snipped your tail. No, that's the dog, guys. You were there for breeding. You were exclusively there for saggy tits. That's the dog. Oh, man. Saggy tits. That's the dog. Oh, man.

He was getting that gondolier money. I was. He's right. You were a gondolier? He's a gondolier. My sponsor was Gondolier Italian Restaurant. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's long closed.

Long closed. As soon as I left, they left. I wish you were an actual gondolier in Venice or something like that. Did you ever do an episode dressed up like one of those guys? No, I didn't. I would have probably kept them. I only ate there once. It wasn't good.

Oh, no. Did they have gnocchi? I feel like gnocchi hasn't even made its way to Mississippi. No, we had gnocchi. They don't even know it's a pasta. Oh, those mini potatoes. Yeah. The fuck?

Balled up french fry. I had the realization it's about to be May. We're like almost halfway through the year. I'm going to be 40. Wow. Yeah. Are you doing a big blowout? A big.

In my pants? DK 40? That too. DK 40. No, I don't think so. I feel like 40 is a primo. Like I remember my dad's big surprise 40th birthday. God damn. Can your backyard

fit inflatables? Yeah. We could do something. It's his birthday. The deepest part of the winter. Can we just throw it? Weather's a mindset. You're an 85? Yeah. So the Bears won right after you were born?

No, a year. Before? Oh, the year before. They won in 86, yeah. Super Bowl was in 86. Oh. Super Bowl was in New Orleans this year. Oh, that's going to rock.

That's going to rock. Holy shit. That was that Super Bowl. Who did that noise? That was Titus. That was not me. That was Mook. I think that was Mook. Mook, Who did that noise? That was Titus. That was not me. That was Mook. I think that was Mook.

I made no noise. Mook, let's just get the awkwardness out of the way. You're not invited. I was already prepared. Planning something else that weekend. We'll get Mook to New Orleans. He already packed. We'll get Mook to New Orleans.

Oh, Mincy's going to be on one For that entire week We should have him plan your birthday Nuts to butt, give him a budget That would, yeah I think He would actually do a good job No, he would not No, Pete

What? Why would he start? No, he would not He would literally only do the things he likes Yeah, he would do a Mincy party It would be a Mincy birthday But he likes music

He would invite his friends Yeah Andy party. It would be a mincey birthday. But he likes music. He would invite his friends and have me play a poker tournament. And Big Cat would have to fund the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. It would be a mincey. Yeah. And then the whole time he's talking about how he planned the party. Yeah.

Now I'm curious. That actually sounds like a punishment we should work in. Someone, the loser of something has to have mincey plan their birthday. Yeah. Oh, I meant to say, as far as holidays and mince goes the whole thanksgiving thing i do with mince that's not allowed anymore why my wife said no no i didn't know she was mad about it your wife is so nice the other day she was like i don't i don't want to have barstool people at our thanksgiving anymore and i said well she she don't mind barstool people coming over she says i don't want to make our thanksgiving um so then content yeah just have have mincy come for the egg bowl

at the end of the night no no so you're gonna go to his house for thanksgiving that would be amazing yes he owes you a thanksgiving no every year you guys oscillate have him cook for you no you have something in the works that might be you versus Mincy. I'm so goddamn tired of being tied to that motherfucker. Do I have to be tied to him? Can I just disavow Mississippi State and be done with him? Sure. Do it.

You have to. No, it'll be a fun thing. He's lying about being an Ole Miss fan. He's an LSU fan. We're going to do an Olympics. What? That's crazy. Liquor do an Olympics. What? That's crazy. Liquor. Wine Olympics.

Barstool Olympics. Very unique. Very rare. No, I'm very excited because there's going to be a day where we all go to the track and field. And there's going to be a day where we go to the pool. Oh, no. Fuck no. It's going to be awesome. I'm about it. Oh no. Fuck no. It's going to be awesome.

I'm about it. Yeah. I like swimming. So I think we're going to do two teams and do a whole video series of us at the Olympics. I like that. Yeah. It's going to be a lot of fun. I mean us doing like one of the events I think is going to be like the 100 meter relay in

the pool. I won't be able to swim 20 miles an hour like Phelps. It's going to take forever. Yeah. It's going to be awesome. I think we're going to do a diving contest. Oh, fuck. High dive.

Those are scary. Yeah. So scary. But just think of all the people we have here. What percentage of our people and content can perform a dive? The teams will be deep. It's going to be two teams. I can dive.

The one event that I'm so, so excited for. Hank and I have been playing this. He'll be mad. Ah, fuck it. So it's going to be two teams, and we're going to have, like, it's going to be everyone. So it's going to be, like, probably 20 people a team. So you can select.

You can be like, all right, you can swim. You can do this event. You can do that event. But what we're going to do when we do track and field, we're going to do a two-mile walking race. Everyone's involved. That's awesome. And there will be a real judge.

There will be fights. What if Frank smokes everybody? Have you ever seen the speedwalkers? They're so funny. They're really fast. So all of us on a fucking hot track in the sun just doing a two-mile walking race? That's intense. And you have to give your all.

You have to. And one foot always has to be on the ground. Yeah, we're going to get a judge. Yeah. Yeah. What month? We're going to do it before the Olympics so it comes out during the Olympics. How fast do they go? Brandon's going to be in the sun. Is there top speed on the speed? Yeah. Is that going to do it before the Olympics, so it comes out during the Olympics.

How fast did it go? Brandon's going to be in the sun. Is there top speed on this? Yeah. Is that going to be in the sun? Yes. Fast. Okay. Well, where are the searchers?

No, you get an umbrella. Someone walks with an umbrella. A parasol. You're making it sound like you're not built for it. Fuck. You've almost been here every day this week. You're built for it. I'm checkmating you left.

I keep getting. Started with Frank. My jokes were the same quality as everybody else's. The worst worst one was just... You had no retort to that. That one is... Ballpark Frank's was dumb as shit, dude.

He said it first. You led that one. Olympics would be fun. Now I'm worried. Oh, it's going to be so much fun. We should do it. We should have it coordinate with the real Olympics. Now I'm worried about the Barstool fans thinking my wife said shut the whole thing down.

She wants our holiday to be our holiday. That's a completely fair request. Are we going to do like a torch run to start it? Is there going to be some kind of thing across the city? It's going to be Mincy and Brandon with tiki torches. He's had them before. In white jumpsuits. I'm very excited for the

Olympics, though. It's going to be a great time. You know it's going to be a great time. Yeah, I'm sure it is. And then the third, one day at at the pool one day on the track and the third will be games here is there three on three basketball this year yeah gymnastics so we were talking about it the judged events do make it a little bit tricky sure you know what i mean if we what we don't want to bring in outside judges that would

just do it right i mean we're gonna have to probably for the high dive but like having it be a real winner and losers when we say high dive are we doing the 10 meter platform yeah or maybe 20 oh my god there's no there's no 20 oh 25 25 yeah that's just gonna be if you jump do you live or die? you get a check mark, if you don't you get an X synchronized swimming that one was another one where it's like we wouldn't really be able to practice and none of us could do it

we would touch the bottom but that would be fun if we were allowed to touch the bottom I offered a tread water competition with everyone in the pool, but we thought it might take too long. If you looked around the office. Yeah, true. That would be awesome.

I know. Adding weights, too, every, like, 15 minutes. What about pole vaulting? Like Giles Corey. Oh, my God. Yeah, add weights. That's a name I have not heard since middle school. Yeah.

What a pole. Did y'all see the guy that set the world record pole vault lately no apparently the pole vaulter that's the hot thing right now is the best pole vaulter that's ever been oh we gotta we gotta divide our our uh it's got a cool name topics too yeah to become experts in wait do we have video of him he's so it's so awesome i said he has word of mouth what's his name mondo is it like mondo or? Mondo? Is it like Mondo or Hondo? I just saw a video. Hondo.

Mondo or Hondo. Hondo Duplantis. Mondo Duplantis. Of course. Sick name. Boy, Skies. It's got to be. He's like three and a half stories.

You like Mondo Duplantis? Yeah. You walked right into that one, brother. But you do, you dumb bitch. Oh, man. You walked right into that one, brother. But you do, you dumb bitch. Oh, man. You walked right into that. Oh, my God. Pole vaulting would be one.

How do you even get into that? I don't think we can pull off pole vaulting. Long jump, though. High jump. I want to do javelin. Yeah. That would be awesome. You can't smoke weed before you do, though.

We got to get Roll Bradstock. The guy who can throw really far? I wonder if he'd come. What's his name? Remember Roll Bradstock? The guy who stands in the air? The greatest thrower of all time. Watch this.

This Mondo? Wow. Holy shit. Look how high it is. Dude, that is insane He's charged up But he's got like He set the last

Eight world records Yeah there you go Mondo Duplantis Eight time That's nuts What's six So that's like That's up there

20 something feet Yeah That shit is so scary Why is it my name Mondo It's super scary Sometimes the pole breaks I've seen guys wear helmets Doing that

Yeah They should They should. They should. It's got to be an art just in and of itself, making sure that the pole doesn't land under your body. Yeah, you could skewer yourself. Pull up the old ass. I bet you there's a guy who's skewered himself.

Yeah, are we doing the experts thing? We all got to become an expert in one of these sports? Yeah, we have to become an expert. So Brandon, are you taking pole vaulting? I think I would, but I... We should get all the... Are we drafting? Yeah, it should be a draft and you get all the... every possible sport

and everything gets drafted. The one men's sport I love to watch is the volleyball because it's such a high skill that we never see. But I also like the pole vaulting. Break dancing is a sport this year, I think. No way. I swear to God I'm almost certain.

I swear to God I'm going to disagree because we shit on you for endless shrimp. That's right. That's true. You were very right about that. I was. That was crazy. No.

Break dancing? Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure. What type of red bullshit is this? They had skateboarding for the first time last time. Yeah. And every time they would show it, the skateboarders just didn't seem to be taking it seriously. Yeah. This makes it, if breakdancing makes it, there is an avenue for rap battles to make. Agreed.

And the Yak Gauntlet. There's an avenue for a Yak Gauntlet being in the Olympics. Because they're calling them breakdance battles. We should add an Olympic sport to the Yak Gauntlet for the summer. I like that. I don't know what you would add. Synchronized swimming? Soccer? Men's volleyball? We have a

mini golf hole now. Canoe sprint? Canoe follow? Equestrian? Will you do the topspin add? Do you love it so much? I do love it. Oh, judo! Topspin? Holler at your boy. I need that game. It comes out tomorrow.

Trampoline? The fuck is trampoline? Trampoline's crazy. Trampoline's awesome. Trampoline? Yeah, trampoline's nuts. Trampoline's awesome. I don't think I've ever seen trampoline.

They'll do gymnastics, and then they'll do the alternate gymnastics, which is rhythmic gymnastics. It's trampoline. It's ball throwing or something. It's weird. Yeah, ball throwing. Putin banged a ball thrower. That was like his mistress was an Olympic Russian ball thrower.

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I thought the draft started at 6. I thought I'd get home at a decent hour, but if it starts at 7, then we're not getting finished until 11.30 or 12. You thought the draft started at 6. I did. I thought it was 7 Eastern, 6 Central.

How many rounds tonight? Just one? Just one. Isn't it? Is it 7, right? It's 8 Eastern, seven Central? Correct. All right, let's tie on a fat load tonight and fucking drink some high noons, perhaps.

Well, why not? No comment. That sounds so fun. You want to end at 11? That does sound fun. Every draft show. You want to tie on a fat load? Oh, I'm tying one on.

Oh, that sounds fun. I'll tie one on for both of us. I'll tie one on for your birthday, Roan. So watch tonight. It's a draft show. It's me. It's Roan. It's Stephen Che.

It's Nick. It's the Bussin boys. Nick will be there. Frank will be there. That's a lot of people. We'll have guests from the Barstool Arena. We'll have football-related guests. The way the show has grown is pretty crazy because the list of guests for every team

are very surprisingly high profile. There's three and four guests sometimes per team. And they're like famous football players. Yeah. And like Nate. Popping on this? Yeah. That's awesome.

No, one of the commanders pick is P is PFT Nate and a famous football player. Love it. Pat bought custom outfits for both boys to wear tonight to watch the draft. To get in the quarterback. Big draft. Yeah. I was supposed to announce the Cardinals pick with one of my heroes, and he dropped out.

Pokey Reese. Riggs. He died. Tillman. Who died recently? Riggs. It was Pat Tillman. Oh, shit.

Jesus. No, it recently Riggs Oh shit Jesus That was Riggs Why did Riggs drop out He's a busy guy I don't even know if he was told He's a busy guy Say it Say it Say it

You're gonna say he's not busy I wasn't gonna say anything about Riggs Text me what you're gonna say he's not busy I wasn't gonna say anything about Brexit Text me what you're gonna say I'll say it It's me and the Cardinals legend now I don't know anything about the Cardinals Really back myself to a corner there Say it Tonight's gonna be a good show

That's what I'm gonna say Say it Blattman who was in charge left yes he left that fat ass kind of left everybody holding the bag on the show yes and now it's it's just uh we had a meeting 30 minutes before the show um i didn't know about the meeting until it was almost you know i got there and uh me and chay were there Right, Che? Bro, did you go? Yep. I wasn't on transit. Brandon's going to be tested tonight.

Let me just say that. He's got a lot of people. Why? Because there's six people on the desk, and he's got to throw it to 100 other people. Cut me. No. Cut me. I'm not cutting either of you.

Brandon, cut me, please. You're cut. You're out. Moop, you're out. Thank God. Kate, for God's sakes, you're out. Okay. All right. Cut me. I'm not cutting either of you. Brandon, cut me, please. You're cut. You're out. Moop, you're out. Thank God. Kate, for God's sakes, you're out. Okay. All right.

Thank you. Sports. I'm not needed. Neither am I. No one is. You are. There's ads that you have to read. I can't read.

I'm not allowed to read them. I have to read ads? Mm-hmm. I took one of your ads. You did? Yep. I don't know that it was heroic jay the last one yes thank you that is heroic that's a hero right it did make sense ladies and gentlemen steven che but that that's kind of the beauty of the show brandon there's like such it's such a it's so spread out so many people need touches that you can really tie a fat load on. That's what I mean.

Why do you keep saying that? He's right. He's right, though. Man, you don't have to talk to me. You might go an hour and a half without talking to me. I know. I'm going to be talking to the high noon king. Yeah, you're going to be doing a fat load.

I got hammered last year. Yeah, I've done it. I've got hammered every year that we've done the show, and it's so fun. You see those little Asian tykes using the hand abacus in their head? Huh? Tykes. It's crazy. What was that sentence?

It was just a video. I didn't want to forget. Okay. All right, pull it up. Yeah, pull it up. I got tired of draft talk. Pull it up, J-Mo. Search Asian tykes using abacus.

Yeah, little Asian tykes using the brain abacus. They're using an air abacus. Are you talking Turkish Kwandell Dingle? No, no. I don't know what that means. Stop saying that. You did that the other day to me and I don't know what you meant. Don't worry about it. I don't know. American Kwandel Dingle.

Yeah, look at this. A new method for these kids. What are they doing? I don't know. What is this? It's like air abacus. The new way they're teaching math. I don't like this What is this? It's the, it's like air abacus. They're barely in it. It's a new way they're teaching math. I don't like this. There's a better, there's a classroom of.

But she's, what is she doing? Is she blind? I don't know. Is she deaf? I don't know. I don't get it. Someone explain this to us? I want somebody to learn it.

She knows what she's doing because she's. No, but does she? It's just beeping. She's bored, I think. It's easy for her. There's one of kids going fast, like doing a math speed test. Air abacus. I will say it.

Oh, here we go. This one looks... Holy shit. That kid's ripping. Nah. And now these kids are doing complex equations by just flicking their fingers. What the fuck is this? I don't know.

They're combining all of these... All of these numbers together, and then they'll have the answer at the end. that? I don't know. They're combining all of these numbers together, and then they'll have the answer at the end. What? Zero? Wait, they were doing that at... He's doing all of this math on the fly. Better than NFL Draft.

Oh, so his hand's not making the beep. He's doing this math on the fly. Do y'all want to try to do it on the fly? Yeah. I don't know. What's the hand? He's in his head doing an abacus. They have abacuses in their head now.

Zero. Zero. Math's easy now. Is that boy chipped? Is that Norler? Can we play the- Find the Asian classroom. Can we play a number generator and try to do it in our head?

Wait, speed math explained. I don't want it explained. I want to try to do one of these. I've already made a video about this. They're doing it in the classroom. I'm sorry. I don't want it explained. I want to try to do one of these. I've already made a video about this. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That's an annoying voice. As women, we shouldn't let them talk. Oh, man. Talk, load, or drive. Talk, load, or drive. Thank you. Crazy stuff. Can you find it?

Can we see the numbers flash and try to do it ourselves? See if we can do it without the abacus yeah yeah it's probably no i do have to see math to do it though i just can't i'm so bad at math i have to like i have to see most things to do it yeah i've said it before you have to see the numbers literally never been in the same room as i have to like never really what oh i've never been in the same room as calculus oh. I have to like... Never. Really? What? No. I've never been in the same room as Calculus. Oh, nor have I. Oh, no. I've never even been in a room where someone's talking about Calculus.

Last math class I took was in high school and I was with kids that were graduating at 21, 22. Yeah. So bad at math. How'd you do college without a basic math? Didn't do it. Did you have the same problem as me? Is that as soon as you realized that every other answer was in the back of the book, that was just where it took a nosedive?

I just punted on the class. I would get a D. Yeah. I would just scribble all the even numbers, being like, couldn't figure it out. Odd numbers would get them perfectly. Odd number Dan. And I just stopped learning how to do math.

Yeah. There's a guy that's a of um i think some type of ai company right now asian okay and there's a video of him doing in a math competition when he was a young boy doing these type like doing calculations in his head and it's some of the most mind-bending you don't feel like you're the same species as somebody who can just multiply, like, six-digit numbers with other six-digit numbers. It's so insane. I'll try and find this guy.

Does he know Rob Dyrdek's birthday? Does he know Ellie Schnitt's birthday? I only have to memorize one day. Fool. Yeah, those math people are just fucking crazy. I wonder if for them it's like the same way that like when someone is, like how there's some autistic people that like can tell you what day like December 14th, 1961 was. Right.

Like they just can jump to it. It's not necessarily a computation. It's just wired into their brain. Curious. Do you know we skipped a bunch of days back in the 1700s to change the calendar? Don't they say they skipped?

There's a theory that we skipped the 1200s. Really? You never hear anything about the 1200s. What do you hear about the 11s and the 13s? Genghis Khan. Crazy time. Iron Age. Black Plague.

Black Lung. Y'all are just saying things. Monks. What were the Dark Ages? just saying things Monks What were the dark ages Jell-O What were the dark ages Yeah That might be the 1200 1500

We just skipped A bunch of days though Hold on let me find it George Washington Just didn't have a birthday I don't think One One year

That would suck Scott Wu Is the name of the The CEO I'm pretty. Scott Wu is the name of the CEO. Scott Wu? Sus. I don't understand how you can just skip a bunch of days.

Why not? I mean, if everybody agrees, I guess you can. TJ, this shit's on TikTok. Just look up Scott Wu, CEO of AI Devon. Boy, is he genius. What is the value of 255 squared minus 245 squared? He just says it right away. 255 squared minus 254 squared? 45.

Well, that's one. Scott Wu, maybe. W-U. CEO Scott W math competition. That was a school in blue. There you you go this the second row second row these guys oh man what is the value of 255 scott five thousand no fucking chance and scott is this guy ben shapiro's voice? Yeah, he does. On to the third question of our matchup.

And the next question is, the digits 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 can be arranged to... What the fuck? Scott, 60? 60 is the correct answer. What the fuck? What is the value of 2... What was the second question? Right, he doesn't even get to it.

Yeah, and how many such... The digits 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 can be arranged for many five-digit positive... Nope. Antigers. Antigers with five distinct digits. If how many such digits... Digit 1 to the left of the digit 2. Two such...

Like, could he have seen the question before? Is it like the spelling bee where they just studied the word? 60. How the fuck would he? It is 60. Maybe. I can't even read. I couldn't read the question.

I can't even read math. That poor girl next to him is probably a fucking genius. No, she got bodied. Is that it, Nick? Yeah. This was what? Look at these kids. I thought it was a palsy.

They're all having strokes. Yeah, what the hell? Oh, my God. We really are dumb as a collective group. It's like... We have some strengths, but in terms of... When does society get good at math? When they get to a billion of them?

Yeah. Yeah, because they got to count them. How are you going to keep track? I hate that that makes perfect sense. It does. They're like, oh, fuck. Time to up our tech. How are we going to keep track of all these people?

I guess we got to get good at math now. Teach them math. Oh, man. Math sucks. It sucks so bad. It sucks so bad. Thank God for calculators. Serious.

And Excel. Excel is not. I've never done one Excel. Lied on my resume about Excel. Same. I always said I was good at it. Figured I could do it. It's tough.

I could teach a math class in like football numbers. And that's it. Gambling numbers. I still don't understand gambling numbers at all. The math that it takes to get to the over. Yeah, right. Like what is the game flow? I have a PhD

in that. Nothing else. Just you flicking your... What do we got? One more ad? Someone do the optimum nutrition? TJ, do we have scenes we have to play today, too? I do not have anything. Oh, okay. I could check, but...

I thought we were playing best scenes from the movie. Those trailers look incredible, by the way. Are we doing that today best scene from a movie i thought we were but maybe i'm that would spoil our movie oh so i hope we yeah here's the end our best scene is the end the big twists and turns how did you guys get a parrot well never mind did y'all eat the parrot yet no not, not yet. Has it gotten out of the cage anymore? No, no. It did eat the other one, though.

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That's great ad read. Important with our Olympics coming up. Thank you. Steven, what do you got on your prep sheet? Got any dumb questions? Prep sheet? Of course. Of course I have dumb questions.

Are you team cupcakes or team cake? Yes. Oh. Why would anybody be team? They're both very, very similar. I like cupcakes more. I'm a cake lady. Whoa.

There we go. These are actually not bad. There we go. I think cupcake. Tip of the cap, Steven. I'm a cupcake guy. You started the next great debate. What is your favorite king of lollipop? What?

Oh, sorry. What's your favorite king of lollipop? Sorry. I think my brain was malfunctioning at that point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got it right. You got it right, Steven. Let's read what's on the sheet.

What is your favorite king of lollipops? So these are like icons of the lollipop world. I would say Mr. Owl. Or the king's penis. No, Wayne. That impatient piece of shit. No, the caramel apple ones at Halloween are good. You ever have a caramel apple?

Oh, I don't like those. Oh, they're so good. I do. They're really good. They're hard to eat. What are the red and white ones you get from a bank? King of lollipops. What? I get dum-dums from banks. Oh, I know what you those. I do. They're hard to eat. What are the red and white ones you get from a bank? Dumb Dumbs from banks. Oh, I know what you're talking about, Brandon.

It used to be lollipops. The flat ones. It has a ring on it. Oh, the rope. It has the rope inside of it. I like those. Those ain't bad, brother. What does one game show for your youth?

What's between a sucker and a lollipop, Brandon? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. If. I don't know. If you don't know, then I can't. I can't. If your wife comes over,

I can't lollipop her. Yeah. I can't lollipop her titties. I can't lollipop titties. I can't lollipop titties. I think all lollipops are suckers, but not all suckers are lollipops. No, no.

It's what Titus said. Yeah. About my wife's titties? Yeah, that's right.ops. No, no, it's what Titus said. Yeah. About my wife's titties? Yeah, that's right. What's the difference between jam and jelly? There it is. Can't lollipop your wife's titties. I can't jelly my dick in.

And what's the chickpea one? A garbanzo bean. Garbanzo bean and chickpea? Garbanzo bean on my chest. Yeah. What is one game show from your youth you'd like to reboot? The Chukka Cup Sucker. The logo was designed by Salvador Dali. It's almost certainly Doubleday.

Pretty cool. I feel like I'm high right now. What did you just say? The Chukka Cup Sucker was invented by Salvador Dali. The logo was a Dali. Did you guys ever like the Dixie Cups? I think the logo was a Dali. Did you guys ever like the... What are they called?

Dixie Cups? They're just called cups now. Those are good. The little chocolate and vanilla. The swirl. And you always hope to get a whale tail was good luck. A Dixie Cup is just a cup. Oh yeah, I'm wrong.

So whatever that was called. No, they were called Dixie Cups. No, the Dixie Cup is just a cup. Yeah. It's a brand of cup. The little cup of ice cream. Oh, yeah, Dixie Cup, yeah. I didn't like the way the wood fell on my teeth.

I hate the wood. Yeah, but the top of it, that actually is better ice cream. That's the only time you're right. Did y'all like those things that was cheese and crackers and you would have the little red thing to dip the cheese out of the crackers? But the sticks were better though. The sticks were better than the flat crackers. Yeah? Don't you think?

I never liked that. Oh yeah. I like the flat crackers. That cheese that was definitely cancer causing cheese. No. Oh big time. I don't think there was any cheese in it. Yeah. That ain't cheese. I'd eat that right now. Oh fake cheese is the best cheese. Yes you would.

Yes you would. Yes, you would. My friend Alan used to keep... Where's Alan now? He used to teach a special ed. He used to keep it stacked up at his house. He's secretly black, right? No, he's... He's openly?

Not a secret. Came out as black at 18. His parents... Not my boy. Bar mitzvah for being's dead like man it's like uh isaiah hartenstein on the knicks his dad is uh i think his dad's parents were black and white and but he looks very white and he says that when he tells people he's like yeah i'm actually black they all all the nba players treat him differently like oh what Oh, there's a clip of him with Josh Hart and Jalen Brunson being like, yeah,

black. No, we broke that on a Pat Bev show because we were doing the like whitest. Oh yeah. Pat Bev got some, some nasty stuff back on that. The views were good.

So it doesn't matter. I don't understand that. Um, but, uh, he, he was like, you know,

Hartenstein is actually black. And then they asked him about it the next, on their next show. Yeah. But I guess the, the word had gottenartenstein's actually black, and then they asked him about it on their next show. Yeah. But I guess the word had gotten out within the NBA. So I was wrong. I thought he was the first white Isaiah to make the league. No, yeah, you were wrong.

Oh, to make the league. Mm-hmm. What about the biblical one? Biblical Isaiah. The biblical people. He made the league. Everybody in the Bible's white. They're not white.

They're all in the league. It's contested. What did Isaiah do in the Bible? Job ain't white. They're not white. They're all in the league. It's contested. What did Isaiah do in the Bible? Job ain't white. Isaiah did some things. What did he do? Biblical stuff. What did he do?

Yep. What did Isaiah do? He killed his kid. That's not Isaiah. That's Abraham. He torched the Lakers. Oh, Abraham was going to kill Isaac. Torched the Lakers on a bum ankle?

Or is that a different Isaiah? Four 25 points in the third quarter. Who ran away from Sodom and Gomorrah with his wife? Don't know. That was Ralph. And then she turned into a pillar of salt. That was Ralph. Don't know.

Yeah. Who's the one that KB was always talking about? Oh. Zacchaeus? The tax collector? Yeah. The tree? Wee little man.

No, he was also- Climbed the sycamore. He's also talking about, he was always on- Kyle was a crush on who's the third well cain abel and seth seth statistically the fifth name everyone forgets about seth isaiah was a prophet ah kb might be our foremost biblical scholar in here. Yeah, he is. Who else even lays claim to that throne? Big T, maybe? I don't think Big T. Big T strikes me as like a... Non-dom?

Well, no. He will defend the Bible, but hasn't read it. He's certainly more of a New Testament guy. Like, don't fuck with my Bible. But what's in it? I don't know. No idea. Doesn't Nicky Smokes read a passage a day or something like that?

Oh, yeah, but there's no way that's... No, that's't Nicky Smokes read a passage a day or something like that? He's not digested. Have you seen his outfit for today? I don't know what's going on with his hair, but he's gotten significantly uglier. He has, and his chest hair came out of nowhere, too. Today's outfit is very questionable from him. He's gone through some kind of crisis. I think so.

He was talking the other day, I think I need to settle down now. He's going through a midlife crisis at 23. He had that video that came out when we were doing the film festival and he looked so bad. Now that's all I see. He cut his beard off. JJ, can you look upstairs and see if he's

sitting there? I don't know if those cameras would work. Oh, wow. Looks like New York. What's the gambling cave looking like right now? Let me try and tap in. Tap in real quick. Tap, tap, tap in. Every time those guys buy something, I expect them to text us thank you.

Every time they spend a dollar. Who's that? Anybody outside of this room. Keep the fucking lights on. There has to be a meeting or something going on Or is it feeding time I think I have a feeling

I have a feeling that The gambling cave is packed to the gills Doesn't sound like it though Usually you can hear some activity over there A ruckus Roan might be on to something There's free lunch out there Yeah

That might be lined up Kirk explaining the Chicago office was so funny He was just i think it was on an unnamed show he's like yeah it's just a bunch of guys they sit around they watch sports take some free throws and spider pops his head in and goes lasagna's ready and they have the itis for two hours and then it's a three-point shooting yeah you see i saw him and then it's a three point shooting yeah you can see her I saw him today yeah

he's a judge on the film festival meet Jeff D. Lowe oh I guess this would be the first movie I see wow it's a film

it's really more of a film than a movie is it it's more of a film ours is a picture oh that's one no it's not

it's one image not a moving picture it's a still it's a JPEG it Not a moving picture. It's a JPEG. It's a single picture. Where's Compton and Luan? Aren't their asses in town? They land at 1.20. So they'll be here by 4?

Compton said. Yeah, I know. I was hoping you would be here today. There's going to be a lot of tooth in this building. Kentucky Derby. My God. A row of urinals. Will's the best. Those boys are

toothed up to the gills. They got their tooth on. They're probably the number one tooth podcast. They are the biggest tooth podcast. Who would be even The new Spittin' Chicklets. Sharp Central. Yeah. biggest tooth pod yeah who would be even yeah who's got the best teeth it's like

the end of Dennis the Menace remember that when he has the deep cut now put that on the punishment wheel blowjob from Taylor and Whitney My god they love me dude Yo you're not circumcised You are now Trip the bark right off

Like those hot wing videos Neither of those guys could suck dick No They'd just be chomping. No. Does this feel good? It's just their teeth scraping. Maybe that's why they got the teeth.

So no one would ever be like, So they can't suck dick anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they do at conversion camps. Yeah. Just give you new teeth. What would happen if Will's old teeth got braces on them, though? I think they'd break out like Gump running.

He laughs once. Just fucking shrapnel everywhere. Some good teachers. It's easy to... They're millionaires. They're millionaires They're millionaires and they got to play a sport for a living And they're good looking guys We're allowed to do this We're punching up

We're literally punching up And if you punched either of them your hand would break Bounce right off Yes because of that So do they have so they got their shit shaved down probably

yeah I wonder there's little guys behind him or did Will have to I don't know oh yeah probably yeah I didn't

yeah how does that work I think they shave your shit down and then that'd be funny can we see what that looks like Will went to the dentist

and they were just like whoever shaved these down did a terrible job yeah this is a fixer-upper i want to see what the what it looks like as the in-between process our kids i think will's tweeted it yeah our kids getting in invisalign now instead of braces yeah i think adults are getting invisalign i. I got Invisalign. But that would make sense, right? Kids would get Invisalign instead of braces. I still think they need the hardy mechanics of the braces. You think so?

Headgear is not a thing anymore, right? I think it is. Have you had to buy braces? I got one and when he goes to sleep he has to Really? Dork? That used to be the telltale sign of a dork. Have you had to buy braces? I got one, and when it goes to sleep, he has to. Really? Dork.

That used to be the telltale sign of a dork. I don't know if it still is. It was weird. There was like a year period where I felt like getting braces was kind of cool because it meant like you were, like when you were in elementary school, it meant like you were kind of hitting puberty at a level. Yeah, you're jerking off. Yeah, and also it was like a stock. You could buy the stock.

That's going to be awesome. It's only cool for like 18 months in that window as you're growing up. And if you still have them, you're the dork. I always take paper clips and like put them. Pretend they were braces. But like you could do adult braces if you're like a Latin American american baseball player i think you can do yeah then it plays that's about it the aoc does she have braces late in life or who am i thinking of i feel like uh like thick plastic frame glasses women can as well ugly yeah sadly jesse rafael

well you actually did have braces I did yeah I wasn't even thinking about you No I felt like a giant loser And it gave me a lisp for a while And then I keep losing the night time ones And so it's very expensive to get The new ones How do you lose them?

They're clear they're fucking clear Yeah but they sit right on your Yeah but whenever you're out if you happen to wear them out And then you take them out, you're like, where can I put them? Let me wrap them up in this napkin. Oh, yeah. And then. You got to smudge them so you can find them. Yeah.

You got to smear the clear. Yep. Hell yeah. Oh. Clears. Favorite game. Came out of your mouth really easily. God, I'm proud of you.

Thanks. That was really good. Good job, Brandon. You finally bounced back from that Frank joke. I got to tell Frank. So get Frank in here. He's in here working somewhere. He wasn't even upstairs working.

We can't punch in? No. Oh. You want to go to the spy cam? I got to pee. I'll go check. Give us a report. It sounds empty.

Is that pear still there on the wall? Oh, I don't know. I wanted to put a little frame around it. Have you met Mr. Pear? I have not. I wanted to put a little frame around it. Have you met Mr. Pear? I have not. I hope to at around 3 o'clock. Very cute. I have some time.

So cute. I have some time with Pear. Yeah, you should meet him. At 3 o'clock, I'm on a schedule. Mr. Pear slacked me and asked if I had some time to meet. I heard he's taking over for Blattman? Yes. Is that true?

Yes. What's going on with the hierarchy of this company? Who did take over? I don't think there is a... That's what I mean. I really think it's every man and woman for themselves. Well, that's... It's...

Yeah, it is exactly that. Hank and I were joking when Dave bought the company back. You forget it because we've gone through so many iterations, but there's only about seven of us that remember when it was just Dave owning the company. Because like, Chonan came in and put... Acid and seat. Yeah, some cohesion structure.

But yeah, I don't think there is. Kind of nice. Yeah, it's the best. But like, there has to be some people, like for example, who's the producer of Anus? Mook And who yelled at you about shit for that? No one

I'm Mook's boss Whoa So who's your boss TJ? I don't know it was Blattman I think it's now technically Corey And who's Corey's boss? Chase And who's Chase's boss? I think Pete

And who's Pete's boss? Chase. And who's Chase's boss? I think Pete. And who's Pete's boss? Who's Chase? I don't know. Dave? I don't know. Pete is. Pete did kind of take a lot of power. Pete might be the top of the.

There was a vacuum. He might be the most powerful guy. But he's out to lunch. Yeah. He has. I haven't seen his ass anywhere. He's not in New York. He's not in Chicago.

He'll walk past like once every six months. He will. He's a walk past guy. He just walks past. He's not really doing shit. It's by design too. He's not going anywhere. He'll walk past like once every six months. He will. He's a walk past guy. He just walks past. He's not really doing shit. He's not going anywhere. Because I see the meeting rooms. Like I walk past all the meeting rooms.

He's never on the screen in the meeting rooms. He's never sitting with the men in the meeting rooms. I had to text him the other day for a tech issue and I get so nervous. Make sure I word it right. Make sure I. No, don't get nervous. What can he do? He might be above meetings though.

Yeah. Is he just meeting with his Steffans? His Steffans, yeah. Should I start giving Dave status reports? No. Let him know how the numbers are. Yeah, I guess Gaz would probably be a boss figure. Oh, yeah.

He gets numbers. The flowchart online is just every employee with Dave. It's Dave on his own tier, then everybody. And then the parrots that Brandon just got are right above Dave. Cheryl and Daryl. Parrots. Parrots. One ate the other.

Nobody's here because the haircut mobile is out front, I think. Oh. There's a haircut mobile? There's 10 people. 10's a good amount. A lot of crispy fades. Yeah. People getting cut up.

Jesus. Is it a draft night? I like that. A lot of crispy fades. Yeah. People getting cut up. He's a draft night. I like that. Getting the Doc Rivers haircut. All right. So, wait. Can we play the video, Zav, what we're going to do tomorrow? So, we got to find the ducks.

Those squeaky ducks. At, like, Home Depot. Ah! So, it's a blindfolded person and then the other people have the duck things on their feet. Yeah. So we just have to have rubber ducks on our feet. Yeah, pretty much.

And we get to whip the fuck out of each other? Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. So it's just ducks and duct tape. Ducks, duct tape. So this is like Marco Polo. Yep, this is perfect. Oh, they're under their armpits.

Oh, this is different than the one we saw. Yeah, they deleted all their accounts. Why? I have no idea. This is the only one I can find. What country is this? Japan? Korea? I'm going to sit this one out.

Oh, my God. We'll modify this game. Yeah, we'll figure out a way to do this correctly What do you got Ron? Oh you guys sharing bomb? I'm the text man of the office Yeah he always has some text on him Some car mechs Some techs

Some mechs Nick and the plush boys Wish I could do a string trick That'd be so nice Brandon knows one but Not really a trick Some mechs? No

Ooh Ooh Thank you thank you What's Sass up to these days? Is he avoiding coming to Chicago ever? He's playing a lot of war zone. Get his ass out of here, bro. Yeah, you and him

are actually linked up. We talk a lot, yeah. You guys talk a ton. What's this up? Yeah, what's up with him? Just talking combat. Just four or five hour war zone sessions

like five times a week. Holy shit. Yeah. And he's fishing a lot. His buddy Bo called him yesterday while we were recording Son of a Boy Dad,

and he was just calling him to talk about fishing. So is he traveling for fishing? What is he doing? So he travels for stand-up. You probably know. Well, they're setting up a catch and cook in Montana. Whoa. This summer.

How often is his stand-up? Is he doing every night? No, on the weekend. Is he not doing every night in New York? He's doing spots at the stand a lot, yeah. Got it. Yeah, he's staying busy. Okay.

I never told this story. The first time I ever hung out with Sass was the day before his first day at Barstool. Me and Kyle met with him and we were telling him what we do and he was just like, that sounds like crazy, but if I'm still doing this by the time I'm 30,

I'm killing myself. And I was 30 at the time that was a really sweet message he sent yeah it was nice off the main off the main account no no no oh no that's all that's all sam squash that's not that's so crazy birthday to my brother he must be like dying or something that's not funny at all, really. Yeah, what the fuck? There's no nuance to it. It's like one of Brandon's jokes. Crazy Stoolies Clubhouse reply. Just taking it right for himself. Yeah, what the?

He stole your birthday, bro. I blocked him. Why? I don't like him. Why? I don't like him. You know who else doesn't like him? Who?

Rico. I've long since said that me and Rico have similarities. So why don't you like him? He did something to me one time. What'd he do? Yeah, what'd he do? I had Mince on the football show, and he edited it. He edited the clip before he put it out to make it seem like Mince won the exchange,

and he didn't. He edited it. Damn, dude. Edited it to make it look like that, and you can't trust a guy like that. That's crazy. You can't trust him. That's funny, though. You can't trust him. He's a piece of shit. That's. And you can't trust a guy like that. That's crazy. Can't trust him. That's funny, though. Can't trust him.

He's a piece of shit. Can't trust him. Some people do edit things to make it look dirty. I thought we were a real company where we put out real things. We don't edit things to make things look good. We don't edit shit here. How bad was the edit for you? It just made it look like he he made a witty

retort that we find this 1997 no i don't think it even exists anymore but i don't remember what it was to be honest i just got mad in the moment and blocked him i got impassioned you know how i am very impassioned that's why we love it about what was the debate i don't even remember like i said i don't remember what it was about it was just it impassioned. And you thought you got... No, I did. He edited the clip to make it look like Mintz won the exchange, and he did not. Was it like... What was it about? He said, she said.

It was football. Could it have gone either way? No, no. It was decisive. By whose standard? By mine. Do you think that Mintz left feeling like he got got? I don't think he has ever felt got got in his life.

That's what I mean. So it's debatable. Spider. Stoolie Clubhouse, if you're watching this, can you send me the clip? I'd like to watch it. Right. Damn, Spider's fucking beard looks crispy. It's the mobile out front.

How come you guys don't ever play Ultimate Frisbee on the court? We do all the time. No, you don't. We've never done it. We do two on two. Ultimate Frisbee would be so fun. That's a good call. Me and Titus beat Big Cat and Nick the other day.

Is that an Olympic sport? I would fuck you up in Frisbee. I never learned how to throw a Frisbee. I'm not sure if I'm left or right-handed. Ultimate Frisbee. Really? I would fuck you up in Ultimate Frisbee. You wouldn't touch me in Ultimate frisbee. I never learned how to throw a frisbee. I'm not sure if I'm left or right handed. Ultimate frisbee. I would fuck you up in ultimate frisbee. You wouldn't touch me in ultimate frisbee. I can throw a frisbee

forwards and backwards. That's just throwing. Forehand and backhand I meant to say. Spider chuck that thing Spider. Spider come here. That's my Brody Smith. I'll show you. Oh shout out Brody. Brody sent sent us some discs and some fris. I believed you.

I believed you. You don't have to. Oh, nice. Nice shit. I believed you. Oh, wow. He's nice with it. A little wobble. A little wobble.

Now it's. Now it's. Frisbee's on. Oh, man. God damn it, Blutman. Here we go. He's just going to walk it to him. All right.

Oh, no. That hit the wall. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That came right to you. Oh, no. Oh, God. That came right to you. Oh, no. He's bad. It's just the one thing Big Cat's not.

No, he's going to be good. Oh, yeah. That was a good throw. That's hard to do. That's tough. Oh, he's going over. Oh, okay. Oh, Spider.

Good catch. It's one of the funn, okay. Oh, spider. That's a hammer. Good catch. It's... The toss is one of the funnest tosses you can have. And it's tough because you want to... Oh! Good effort. But the wind at the beach... The wind.

Makes it tough. Uh-huh. Spider! Spidey, Spidey. Those throws were nice. You got out of your system, though. You guys got to start playing ultimate out here. Frisbee golf is so much fun.

Frisbee golf is awesome as well. So much fun. Brody Smith, watcher of the show, sent me a box of them. Shout out Brody Smith. He's been on PMT. He's the man. All right, should we spin the wheel? Yep.

Max. No way. What's going on? Max, come sit the wheel? Yep. Max. Max. No way. What's going on? Max, come sit down for a second. Max, are you limping? We're talking softball. Are you limping?

Oh, you're good. Max hit two dingers. Yeah. Max, are you limping? That's selfish. Definitely limping. Are you limping? I'm also limping.

I squatted the other day. Oh, no. No, it's from softball. Or from softball. It's from softball. I'm in excruciating pain. Oh, yeah. Softball will do that to you because you're just not used to standing like that. Standing, bending. No, it's from softball. Or from softball. It's from softball. I'm in excruciating pain. Oh, yeah, softball will do that to you because you're just not used to standing like that. Standing, bending.

Running. I'm in the worst physical pain I've ever had. Who plays every position? Who's playing what? They have a team. Max is second, I'm sure. TJ first. Ibo left.

You guys are battery? We're pretty nice. Why'd you get the two guys that don't work here? That's a little weird. They're running the show. It was their team. They can't have a team if it's only those two. It was them

and Tom Lay last year and a bunch of subs every week. So this year it's like we actually have a team. Andrew and Brian? I'm going to try to get a 16-inch team. Holy shit. I'm down for more soft get a 16-inch team. Holy shit. I'm down for more softball. Mook, are you nice with the fucking rock?

I'm kind of nice. I was a little rusty. Heard you made a great play. Three for four? Three for four. Made a very nice play at short. Did anybody strike out? Yes.

Who? Oh, no. One of the guys that runs the team. Oh, no. Looking? Swinging. Oh. Swinging.

Let's send footage of you raking to that babe that tried to get one over on you. Oh, I'm down. I don't think that's the right description of what happened. Yeah. She got one over on him. Yeah. I don't know what we're talking about. Yeah.

Yeah, let's send it to your poor mentor. It's a new week. Have you talked to her? No. It's a new week. Shoot her a text. Nah. Nah.

All right. But you should go back and do another blind date competition. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to soon, yeah. Or you should host one. So I want to do that, but they're also doing like a champions blind date competition where all the people that won in past are going to show back up. So it's going to be me and some heavy hitters out there.

Like Jeopardy. Who's the girl? I'm not sure. Have you guys been watching Jeopardy recently? Like the last, like maybe since January? A little bit. It's been like tournaments of champions for months. They just got out

of tournament of champions and whenever there's tournament of champions the questions are like a degree harder. Not as fun. It's not as fun. We need dumbass Jeopardy

for dumbasses like me. Titus, you ever fuck around with Jeopardy? I love Jeopardy, yeah. I could see that. Since Alex passed it's not the same. Alex. I call him Alex. His book's good. I'm talking abouty, yeah. Since Alex passed, it's not the same. I call him Alex.

His book's good. I'm talking about Alex Trebek. Of course. I thought you were talking about Bennett. That name has passed. We didn't even mention it. Shout out. We got another Fugman coming.

What? Yeah, she's pregnant. What? She's a baby Fugman. Wait, Bennett's pregnant? Yeah. Oh, my God. No, she's pregnant. What? It's a baby Fugman. Wait, Ben is pregnant? Wait, what? Yeah. Oh my God.

No, I didn't know that. She got Fugged up. Fugmans are proliferating. Procreating. Doubling the Fug. Good for her. Yeah. Proliferating.

Not shocked. Yeah, congrats to her. Pro-life. Fugman. That's crazy. Fugman's got that strong seed. That's awesome. Oh, yeah.

Fugman. They probably didn't even have sex. Is it a girl? Oh, it's a girl. Oh. Well got that strong seat. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. Fugman. They probably didn't even have sex. Is it a girl? Oh, it's a girl. Oh. Oh, that's fun. Glad KB's not here. Just don't let the baby drink your bones.

Good for Kim. Good for Kim, yes. This is Kim's dream come true. So happy for Kim. Another Fugman. Yeah. Waiting for Fugman. I can't get it out of my head the name I know you fucked me so bad by saying it I by relaying a man's surname you can you could scarcely blame me he's right you know yes Brendan I was just waving to Frank again Flaming He's not looking

Hey Frank It's a traditionally Hebrew name right? Frank? I believe so Frank yeah No Fugman? Frank was in the Bible Francis of Assisi

He was the one who said Noah I'm not getting on that ark You're just lying Not another motherfucking bug He drowned It's not gonna rain Shit The Mets have a double header today It's not gonna rain shit the mets have a double header today it's not gonna rain then next thing you know swept away fucking sad all right uh good yak

tomorrow barstool chicago film festival will be after the yak i think at three o'clock so we're gonna have a live stream of it view all the movies vote on a winner it's gonna be incredible also tune into our nfl draft show tonight brandon's got his hands full but he's gonna fucking rock it yep it's gonna be great may ron shay and brand and walk tune in to watch brandon get into a fat load yeah i was gonna tie a fat tie fat load off fat load on a fat load. Yes. No, I was going to tie a fat load on. Tie a fat load on. Tie a fat load on. Tie on a fat load. Tie it off or tie it on?

It was Blattman's idea to have me on, and now that he's gone, cut me. It was also his idea to have you host, Brandon. Fat load on. No, I think I was hosting before he was involved. He wasn't involved when we started it, was he? No, he was. He was involved from the jump, and he said, Brandon, you're hosting. I'm fine with hosting.

And you also get to hear Stephen Chay's draft voice. Stephen, break down one prospect in your draft voice. Tell us about – Lad. Joe Ault. Joe Ault. I want to hear about Lad McConkie. Joe Ault.

Let's go Lad McConkie. Nick's more of a student. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

Five letter and a half? Yeah, there it is. There it is. Small hands? Always open. Always open. All right. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Five letter and a half. Yeah, there it is. There it is. Small hands. Always open. Always open. All right. See you tomorrow.

And. Nope. I love that. It's your straws, yeah Style of tape for a while It's the act It's the act It's the act Yeah, it's time to talk shop We're doing Yankee Swap It's the act It's the act Hey, sorry for the tech issues today, guys.

See you tomorrow. Love you, bye.