This Paranormal Life - #128 School Shut Down By Demons: A Malaysian Possession
Episode Date: September 3, 2019As recently as 2018, schools in Malaysia have been beset by an unusual problem - demon sightings. With both students and teachers affected, the authorities don't know what to do next. But is this real...ly a case of mass possession or simply mass hysteria?Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes!Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/storeFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTubeJoin our Secret Society Facebook CommunityIntro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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We're all worried about identity theft,
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Answers to these questions and more on this episode of This Paranormal Life!
Hey!
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My name is Kit Greer-Molvena.
This guy's Rory Parr is across from me.
That's right. And listeners, if you do have any information regarding the consumption of dragon eggs,
please do email in.
I don't want to get into detail of it, but Kit and I have recently come into a surplus of dragon's eggs.
A bounty, if you will.
An absolute bounty.
And we just want to know what the legality is around cooking
and eating them in scrambled or fried form.
But if you could be fast,
because I don't think these things have a long sell-by date.
Oh, no, and they're the size of a truck,
so it's going to take an industrial-sized egg cooker.
You can tell I am not a chef either.
I don't really know what I'm doing.
On a slightly worrying note,
at least two of the eggs are wiggling
as if something's wriggling around in there.
Oh, and they're screeching.
Mama Dragon's overhead.
She's circling us like a vulture
because everyone says,
Oh, you know, dragons,
they love treasure.
They love sitting on big piles of treasure. You what else they love they're kids yeah they're very
family oriented and their little dragon heads are poking out of the egg it's like whack-a-mole over
here we're trying to hammer them and she's out of her damn mind if she thinks she's getting them
back absolutely not these delicious piles of scrambly goodness are all ours
because you know what i love more than she loves her children huevos rancheros of course okay i
want a couple strips of dragon bacon on the side my dragon eggs so if anyone has any information
about crossbows hopefully on a kind of game of thr size scale. Of course, because we want some dragon rashers, some dragon eggs, and some orc sausages.
Needless to say, we have a basement full of captured orcs.
Of course.
Anyway, we digress.
This is not what we're here to talk about today.
We're here to talk about the paranormal.
And as always, we've got a fantastic story to dive right into.
So I'm taking you to Malaysia, northern Malaysia in July last year. On a street corner
Maksik Zan or Auntie Zan was cooking up dishes of mackerel, curry and rice that she, I guess there's no dragons in
northern Malaysia, apparently not living like a peasant, that she sells to the locals when out of nowhere she hears
screaming. It turned out it was coming from the high school
across the road which is somewhere that she sells a lot of her food to she was being real coy about
the about setting up on this street corner let's be honest the only reason she's there is to sell
to the hundreds of school children that go there smart but she had no idea what was going on inside
meanwhile inside a normally quiet classroom on a quiet Friday morning,
a student called Siti Nooranissa hit the floor.
She had been sat at her desk when she suddenly fell over.
Others were-
Dragon!
No.
There's a dragon in the classroom!
No, of course not.
It's a small classroom.
The dragon is the size of the school.
You know those motherf***ers can turn invisible.
No, you don't know that.
I've never seen that.
I've never heard of that.
Yeah, of course you've never seen it
because they're invisible.
Okay, well, granted.
Just ready your crossbows, folks.
We don't know where
this story's going to take us.
Listen, I prepped this story.
Just trust me.
Okay.
Dragons have almost nothing
to do with it.
I'll trust you,
you scaly bastard.
You think I'm a dragon now?
You dragon rat.
You think I'm a dragon or am i a rat give me your eggs you
scaly whoa put on put on the egg spoon you've got a giant dragon sized egg cup others in the
classroom were obviously a little shocked hoping she was okay but this is not uh altogether
uncommon thinking back to primary school secondary school people occasionally fainted it did happen yeah i actually did quite a lot of it uh in primary school i i
don't know if it was some sort of demon possession some sort of i don't know what i said what i did
when i was blacked out apparently it was pretty bad apparently got me on the dock uh the dock
mostly i got off with everything because i was so young but the way you moved
uh probably i moved around quite a lot when i was a kid um i don't remember it's blacked out
but sometimes i would just be i don't know would be in class like you know answering stuff and then
i would just hit the deck out of nowhere uh don't really know what to say about it's weird a lot of
it would happen like the day of exams like you would be fine all semester and then right when it came to the gcses you're every class you were dropping any time to
perform really uh whether it was school sports day yeah i'd be lining up at the hundred meters line
like right in the start position ready to go and i would just face first into the weird thing was
like a lot of people thought you were doing it on purpose,
but you would assure everyone you'd be there on the day.
You'd be like, don't worry, I'll be there.
I won't let you down this time.
And everyone would say,
you've blacked out at the starting line
for the last three years in a row.
We've let you reset your A-levels five times at this point.
Everyone else has gone to uni.
Everyone else has gone to uni years ago.
And I was like
bro i want to pass my a levels more than anything i want to do i want to be there i want to sit the
exam on the day i want to sure i might black out well now don't say that because you said you
wouldn't black out right sure but like never say never huh that is a terrible attitude to have in
regards to blocking out all i'm saying is i'll try
not to but if i don't get any sleep right and i've just eaten carrots only for two months running up
to the exam and then i fast for the 48 hours before the exam eat a carrot and then i hyperventilate
before the exam because sure i'm nervous about blacking out of course during the exam well don't
think about that that's only going to make things worse.
And then I want to amp myself up for the big day with a few triple espressos.
How are you still alive?
No one can tell me that I'm not going to faint.
So sorry, you're eating carrots for months until the day before the exam.
Of course.
You fast, stay up all night.
I'm trying to get my brain into the optimal exam condition.
Well, you're not a bunny, so that's not how that works.
Carrots help you see in the dark.
The smartest animals of all.
Just because you're blacking out doesn't mean you need to see in the dark.
So you can ditch the carrots for a start.
I was going to bring a headlamp, granted.
Night vision goggles.
You still pass out immediately, smashing the goggles on the floor.
So yeah, Siti's friends and her teacher all run and stand around her to try and rouse her from the floor.
The thing was, she wasn't just sleepy or like blinking or rousing from consciousness.
On her face was pure panic, terror, tears.
She explained.
The assembly bells rang.
I was at my desk, feeling sleepy, when I felt a hard, sharp tap on my shoulder.
I turned around to see who it was, and the room went dark.
Fear overtook me.
I felt a sharp, splitting pain in my back, and my head started spinning.
I fell to the floor.
Before I knew it, I was looking into the other world. What?
Scenes of blood, gore, and violence.
The scariest thing I saw was the face of pure evil.
It was haunting me. I couldn't escape.
I opened my mouth and tried to scream, but no sound came out.
I passed out.
So she went to hell, it sounds like.
It's got a sneak preview yeah she called it the other world but i would say hell that's what you would call it if
you were in denial about going there yeah i don't want to say the h word but i just saw the devil
barbecuing another man so i want to jump to conclusions but it seems like this is hell there was a welcome to hell road sign granted they were
playing acd hell's bells highway to hell it was a playlist of all the hits all the hell hits you
can imagine the teacher in this scenario just quickly trying to make sure a city was okay
maybe let her go home and rest and quickly get the other students back to studying but almost
immediately they heard screams around the school,
crying and screaming, echoing through the halls of the school.
Another girl had passed out, just like Citi.
Within minutes, students and teachers started barricading themselves into the school,
closing all entrances and classroom doors.
It's unclear whether they were trying to keep everyone inside
or to stop something else from getting into the school. At this point the
unaffected teachers contacted their local witch doctors and spiritual healers who were brought in to perform mass prayer
sessions to try and heal and cleanse the school of whatever had caused this affliction.
Why do teachers know witch doctors? Those are two very conflicting careers.
Yeah, it's like being a a surgeon who
has a drug dealer in like on speed dial or something or a cop and a cop calling a robber
yeah it doesn't work the opposites you you embody a paradigm of education and enlightenment so you
call a potentially one of the most ignorant people in modern society. Maybe that's it, though.
Maybe as teachers, they're like, hey, we don't know what this is.
What's the opposite of us?
Witch doctors.
I am kind of joking, of course.
I don't mean to tar every witch doctor with the same brush.
We have, granted, explored topics in the past where witch doctors have been,
of course, completely irresponsible, dangerous in some cases.
But that does not mean that all witch doctors are charlatans.
That's true. Witch doctors is a very broad term.
It can apply to any sort of form of historical medicine or spiritual medicine of any kind.
So we'll see what they have to say.
medicine of any kind so uh so we'll see what they have to say the witch doctors decided to sacrifice the oldest child in every room to seal the portals to hell the teachers carried the girl to the front
of the classroom where the witch doctor would know they basically performed kind of mass prayer
sessions these chants to the kind of the entirety of the schools pupils and teachers alike yeah and
this kind of generally brought the whole temperature of the situation down,
unbarricaded the doors, obviously.
And by the end of the day, crisis was averted and no one was seriously hurt.
In total, about 39 people were directly affected by the apparent possession
by this dark figure as seen by Siti.
One of Siti's friends, Ruzidia, said,
Siti was screaming uncontrollablyably no one knew what to do we were afraid to even touch her and from outside and across the road
back to auntie zan who was cooking up mackerel and curry she saw nine pupils being dragged out
kicking and screaming before being taken to a prayer room where the witch doctors and their assistants were working in there for hours i'm assuming yeah i'm assuming prayer room is in
quotation marks because it turns out the building authorities won't let you build a witch doctor
lair so you gotta call it a prayer room prayer room of course but But we all know what goes on in there. We literally just did an episode on a person who was possessed by demons.
We know what goes on in there.
It's not prayers.
Well, it is slightly prayers.
There are some prayers.
The angriest prayers you've ever heard in your life.
And as the day's events ended and the dust settled,
teachers and officials were left to speculate about what really happened.
Needless to say, the grown-ups didn't really believe the words of the children.
Even when kids claim to see literal demons soaked in blood, the adults are just like,
okay Timmy, what did we talk about? The demons are just in your head, okay? You're just tired.
But look at my arm, there's claw scratches all down me
those could have been from anything billy you know what the playground's like i i just i just
literally vomited black tar into the bathroom sink black it was black i do that every saturday
morning timmy it's not nothing to be afraid of and so the grown-up officials chalk this up to something we've covered in the past.
A mass hysteria of some kind. That one kid freaked out and passed the panic onto the others.
However, what they didn't expect, and something that would complicate the theory of mass hysteria,
is that this dark shadow figure that Sidi reported wasn't an isolated sighting.
In fact, others had seen the same being before.
What?
Cut to the town of Pengkalanchepa,
a mostly unremarkable town that received media attention
after a paranormal event a couple of years ago,
leading to the local school being dubbed
the most haunted school in Malaysia.
Wow.
Which is kind of worrying if your country has like a top 10 haunted schools.
It shouldn't be a competition.
It should be.
No.
There's one school.
It's the haunted school.
Right.
There shouldn't be a competition.
And then no one should send their kids there ever again.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
I think if we've learned anything from the popular series Harry Potter is that kids don't
care where they go and adults don't care where the kids go.
You know?
Kids send their kids to Hogwarts.
That son of a bitch is being attacked by demigorgons.
Not demigorgons.
Dementors.
Non-stop.
Close enough.
Non-stop.
Voldemort's going at it.
There's witches in the school,
and wizards running around with wands.
I mean, that's a health and safety precaution right there.
I feel like a couple kids died every year at Hogwarts.
And it's just, you don't even have to brush it under the rug.
There's probably a spell that's like kidios disapiros.
You know what, just kill their parents too and no one will miss them.
We can actually, I invented this one spell
that not only makes the uh body of the child
disappear but wipes the memory of everyone who ever knew him like can you just at that point
can you just turn back time and bring the child back to life i've already he's already gone now
and his robes actually got burnt from my fireball so it's not worth it at this point are you making
me disappear i can see my feet the problem Dum-da-dum-dum-dum.
The problem with Hogwarts, which I never understood,
is that there doesn't seem to be much competition.
I think if you're a witch or a wizard,
you have to go to Hogwarts.
No, no, there's other wizard schools.
Yeah, but it doesn't seem like in the UK.
Oh, definitely not.
It seems like any time they talk about another school,
it's in, like, France,
or you have to go to
another country essentially yeah there's one choice in the uk there's gonna be the ucas points
are like totally meaningless and not because what happens if you're i guess i guess that's the reason
they have houses in hogwarts i guess it's like you can be a wizard but you can still be a little
shit and that's why you're going to slytherin, you know? It's like there's almost like tears of good wizard within it.
Like if you get, if you're a Hufflepuff, you're a joke.
You got in on clearing.
You're a goddamn joke.
You didn't get the UCAS points.
Somebody knows somebody's dad.
You got in.
In 2016, this most haunted school in Malaysia
had to close due to a series of possessions.
It started as a small group of students claiming they due to a series of possessions. It started as
a small group of students claiming they had seen a dark black figure lurking around the
school. Shortly after, some students and even teachers claimed to have seen the same thing
and even experienced a supernatural presence. One teacher told the local news channel, Astro Awani, that she felt a heavy presence hanging on to her.
And another teacher claimed the dark figure was trying to enter her body.
Another student told a local newspaper that his hands went numb and his mind was, quote, all over the place.
Which, in hindsight, is not as dramatic as the other accounts.
Still not what you want in a teacher.
It sounds like they might have just been tired or something.
Overworked for sure.
In all, around 100 people were affected at this school,
mostly students, but some adults and teachers, as I mentioned.
This is quite a difficult situation to begin
because we've talked a lot about haunted houses before,
families that have been haunted.
But here, like the asylum that we investigated in Korea, you have an institution, a building that houses a lot of people.
What do you do when that is haunted?
It's not as easy as just moving location.
I mean, you really have to knuckle down until, as we said, it gets to this point where the teachers and the students are all being affected.
And when it gets to that point, that's when you know you're at like 100% haunted level, which is tough.
That's when you have to do your overnight evacuations.
It's kind of interesting to think because personally, I don't really think much of schools as being a traditionally haunted location.
But if you think about it everyone knows that
schools are breeding grounds for germs kids they spend the summer running around having fun and
when they go back to school it's notorious that everyone gets sick immediately because all the
germs come together and mingle with all the kids like ruff housing in the playground yeah but germs aren't demons wait
okay wait germs are incredibly like demons okay so and if you think all those kids are running
just don't interrupt wait till i'm finished my point and then it'll all make sense like when
i'm finished making the point okay but i was all i was going to say is that germs aren't like demons
so as long as that's not the point you're trying to make moving forward. Listen, you'll see that it isn't my point when I finish the flipping point.
Okay.
Okay?
I'm sorry to interrupt.
So demons are so incredibly like germs that whenever kids run around in the summertime,
they're collecting so much negative karmic energy that when they come back to school,
the demons run rampant and infect the kids like germs
karmic energy yes it's it's very much like germs but it's kind of a currency of demons you have
you can no longer criticize witch doctors on this podcast if you're comparing germs to demons
you're you're gone i'm actually saying i think the witch doctors are onto something
whether they were actually thinking they're right about a lot of stuff.
I think these asshole teachers should have kept their mouths shut and let the demons learn a little something in class.
You know what they don't have in hell?
Media studies.
Geography.
Math.
PE.
Maybe these demons just wanted a chance to better themselves.
They're down there all day just getting their asses spanked by burning hot ladles they just
want a little time out they want to go learn about demon chefs spanking people with ladles
they just want to chill out and learn a little bit about the stalagmites that develop over time
in geographical caves that's they want to know a little bit about their setting yeah what
how does hell work yeah how can a fire burn for eternity it it can't it can't above ground
underneath they want to learn about pythagoras's theorem because pythagoras is in hell and he's a
mean old bastard down there he did some bad shit when he was alive sure he did all the triangles
and he was good at triangles not much
else he also smoked a lot of meth and killed a lot of guys so they can't talk to him when they're in
hell they got to learn about it up here like i say students and teachers alike affected by this
this dark figure stalking the school one senior member of staff at the school said quote our
students were possessed and disturbed by some spirits we're not sure why
it happened we don't know why it affected us but the school is a bit old and these children can be
disobedient sometimes they throw rubbish in the school playground maybe they hit some gin uh and
effect and offended the spirits oh okay so i'm gonna just sidestep the worrying fact that the teacher is so readily accepting that the place is haunted and that the kids have offended demons.
But it's quite interesting that they mention the term gin.
Gin is something I don't think we've really covered on This Paranormal Life, but there's so much to talk about.
We've only covered tonic.
Just trying to make light of a serious situation.
Do not.
It's the only thing.
If the gin can hear you and they hear you making tonic jokes, they're not going a serious situation do not the only thing the if
the gin can hear you and they hear you making tonic jokes they're not going to be too happy
about that okay okay if the gin can hear me the vodka definitely can am i right okay you do not
want to with the vodcast demons the corona cryptids of the night will come for you the ghost of jack daniel is a mean old f***er
he does not take kindly but yeah jinn is something we would really need at least a
complete episode on its own to talk about but basically jinn is a broad and very very old term
for supernatural beings in kind of arabic pre-islamic culture now they're not necessarily good or bad but it's it's
just kind of like a supernatural entity they seem pretty bad in this case but pretty fascinatingly
some people actually think that jinn and shadow people are essentially the same paranormal
phenomenon because for example in europe and the americas we don't have a history of shadow beings
necessarily so we might not have a word for it yeah but in the middle east and malaysia they're
just like oh yeah there's a jinn like we've got jinn left right and center that's just their name
for them because they've so many shadow beings maybe but this member of staff wasn't the only
believer the school's pe teacher noelle wati ramley age 32 told the media
she was helping one of the students that had been afflicted by the specter when she was grabbed by
something and pinned to the ground something she described as the black figure jesus and that's the
pe teacher that's the most swole member of staff yeah yeah in the building and they're getting
pinned on by the jinn if they're not physically capable of defending themselves little little
mary over there isn't gonna be unbelievable the jinn are gonna beat her up in her wailing on
timothy hanging him by his ankles giving him swirlies but that toilet isn't full of water
it's full of fire they're dunking his head in the
underworld his head goes down into hell pythagoras is down there it's sucker punch ran him in the
nose doing a reverse triangle jujitsu maneuver of course of course because it's funny because
he invented triangles or whatever yeah and the witch doctors are standing there like, yeah, the djinn aren't really good or bad. Yeah, shut this school down.
As soon as one adult complains of a black specter pinning them to a ground,
shut the school down.
Yeah, because it's not safe.
The principal can't intervene.
You can't send the djinn home.
The djinn don't like detention.
They go through the walls.
All right, you can shut the door, but they go through the walls.
They don't do lines. They don't do extra homework they don't take kindly yeah you're gonna try and
expel him he's been expelled from the world of the living how do you think he feels about being
expelled from high school yeah give a shit unless you can find a way to expel him upstairs to heaven
those sons of bitches aren't leaving but But this all begs one question.
How is a black specter getting in there,
attacking teachers in broad daylight
without getting recorded?
I hear you, listeners.
And thank God someone was in there
with a goddamn smartphone
and took some evidence of this attack.
Rory, feast your eyes on this.
We've got some evidence
of the black figure stalking the school.
I did not see this coming at all.
Oh, my gosh.
I forget how recent this case was.
Fully hearsay.
This is a whole other level on the pyramid of truth, my friends.
We got evidence.
So this is just a picture.
Yeah.
You don't have the video.
No, there's no video.
Of course not.
There's no video.
Of course there's no video.
You said someone was filming on their smartphone.
No, I said they had a smartphone. They got footage, I's no video. Of course not. There's no video. Of course there's no video. You said someone was filming on their smartphone. No, I said they had a smartphone.
They got footage, I think I said.
It's a single frame of footage.
A single frame implies that there's more frames than there's from a video.
There may be.
There really may be.
There may be a video out there of the specter pinning the PE teacher to the ground.
But for now, we got a twit pic.
All right, folks.
This is a tweet with the hashtag hysteria.
Hey, don't read that.
Don't read that hashtag.
The tweet is from a man named Philip.
And it says a figure supposedly of the apparition caught on camera by an SMK student from the school.
Have you looked at what's inside the red circle?
The giant red circle.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't looking outside it.
Well, I just want to make sure you saw the black figure.
There's an incredibly bold red circle taking up almost all of the picture.
Sure, well, we don't want you to miss it because you don't seem very shocked.
So I feel like you haven't even seen the black figure yet.
There is a tiny sliver of a man hiding behind a pillar.
He's kind of peeking out.
Well, he's quite thin, yeah, because he's a supernatural entity, so.
Sure, but he's also half of his body's behind the pillar.
He's hiding, yeah.
Yeah, he's not just thin because he's a ghost.
He's also hiding half of his body behind the pillar.
I want you to just say that you know that.
He doesn't want to be seen.
He's peeking.
He's peeking out.
Okay.
Hey, you got some evidence.
That's good.
That's more than I thought it was gonna be i can't
say it's the most convincing evidence i feel like i feel like a video would have maybe uh hammered
this this case home a little bit listen video like hashtag hysteria has put me off forget it i wish i
hadn't shown you the tweet now but uh yeah i mean in hindsight you could have easily cropped the
tweet out of the image i could have i could have but hey there's a lot more dark spaces in that
image so you don't know how many jinn are crouching have. But hey, there's a lot more dark spaces in that image.
You don't know how many djinn are crouching in that space.
That's a fair point.
Like dragons, they are invisible.
Now, regardless of what we think about this photograph,
evidence like this was simply petrol
on the already out of control fire of panic at this point.
That was petrol?
This sent people into a frenzy. They're freaking out that there's demons in the hallways at this point. That was petrol? This sent people into a frenzy. They're freaking out that
there's demons in the hallways at this point. And like in 2018, the officials had no choice but to
bring in shamans, religious scholars and witch doctors. They recited prayers and rites trying
to banish the demons and save the kids, but to seemingly no no avail even more kids were struck by visions and
fainting good god when do you call it and it was pretty serious because there was at least one
report of a possessed girl jumping off a third floor flight of stairs oh my god thankfully her
fall was broken and she wasn't seriously injured she actually fell on a pile of gin
it just was a very soft landing they were pissed though they were the good gin it seems uh
one girl told the press quote i cannot explain how i became possessed but i could not move and
i fainted until i was revived they actually went as far as to cut down all the trees surrounding
the school because in malaysian folklore woods and trees are kind of heavily associated with
the supernatural right
the supernatural somehow tied to nature so they were like cut it all down so that the jinn can't
hide there okay and you know something we talk about a bunch in this show are the potential
motives of the paranormal witnesses involved do they stand to gain anything from lying or deceiving
people like us yeah but in the case of young city who
kicked off this event in 2018 or the girl in 2016 that jumped off the flight of stairs the answer is
of course no and in fact city was so deeply affected by these events that her family tried
everything to help her recover including a mix of scientific and paranormal solutions okay at least
they got science in there as well.
So one of the healers they worked with on this was a man named Zaki Ya,
a healer with over 20 years of experience.
And not that long ago, the BB, I think it was this year in fact,
the BBC interviewed him to learn more about his specific type of healing.
He said, quote,
We share our world with these unseen beings.
They are either good or bad and can be defeated by faith. He said, quote, The reporters said that when they visited his home,
it was covered in religious scriptures all over the walls.
He had stacks of holy water by the entrance, by his front door.
Why?
And in one corner of the room, he had a table of rusty knives combs orbs and a dried seahorse
and he told them hey those items are cursed please don't touch anything even the holy water
how do you have cursed holy water that's just gasoline here's actually just for your reference
this is like a little close-up shot they took of the table of cursed items jesus it's a very
that's just a little orb there's an orb some seaweed
i don't i don't want to know what what that orb does oh my god no why do you need that much holy
water as well what is so unholy and so dry that you need that much holy water and apparently to
these reporters he demonstrated his treatment on a possessed patient, whereby using prayer and chants, he was able to calm them down from a possessed frenzy.
Oh, so he's not like healing cuts?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Possessions mostly. Practices sound a bit irresponsible, a bit dangerous, let's say, since not that long ago we talked about the possession of Annalise in Germany,
where she sadly died.
But believe it or not, there's an even more controversial
and even less scientific approach to healing than this.
A team of academics in Pahang, Malaysia,
decided that when someone gets a cut, you know,
you grab the first aid kit and it has everything you need inside it to help them.
Sure.
But what do you do when someone's possessed?
You need a kit that blends science and the paranormal
to help rid them of their possession.
I am into this.
I am so into this.
We need to have these in the paranormal commune.
Right off the bat, I'm thinking a crucifix an upside down
crucifix a defibrillator to bring people back to life a fibulator to kill them again of course
all eventualities are covered medicine poison basically everything you'd have in the you know
the scientific medical box we need the opposite in the paranormal box right right
right bandages barbed wire they'll make you bleed even more the more you wrap painkillers pain
just a pair of just the knuckle duster to just wail on the spot make it even more sore and so
in their kit they have included a few different things. What are known as ammonia inhalants.
I had to look this up.
Otherwise known as smelling salts.
Oh, this is a lot tamer than ours.
So this is obviously for someone like Siti who passes out in class and goes to the netherworld.
The idea, I suppose, is that you put the smelling salts under her nose,
revives her back to consciousness.
Pretty smart. I'm pretty sure that's actually a trick that they use to try and get people out of comas is um using uh aromas that they'd be familiar with uh when they were living also music
as well play their favorite music hopefully it sinks into their subconscious and uh wakes them
up that's trippy so that's very interesting that you know that is almost a half scientific
half paranormal approach yeah i'm kind of on board for the uh smelling salts here's where
it goes a little bit sideways there's just a bottle of formic acid which is right the content
of bee stings uh so i think the idea is a glass a bottle of bee stings? Yeah. How is that even...
I think the idea is that by inflicting pain, you might be able to bring them back to consciousness.
Very much along the same lines as that product, we have pepper spray.
Straight up pepper spray.
Right, nothing really scientific about that.
Spray that in the face of the schoolgirl who's fainted in the classroom.
You know know cause some
pain hopefully bring her back to consciousness yeah after that we just have four wooden sticks
uh used to kind of poke and kind of inflict pain these kids aren't vampires then we have uh it very
sensibly we also have um some safety goggles and some gloves
because you don't want to get the formic acid on you
or the pepper spray in your eyes.
Yeah, you ever been stung by a bee in the eye?
It's not good.
Also, how did they, did they milk bees?
How did they get this?
I think formic acid, you can,
I think it's like a basic chemical compound.
You can create it very cheaply.
That is also what is inside of bees.
Also happens to be what's inside got it they
didn't have to hunt bees and milk their little stingers into a glass although you'd think they
would have because this kit costs 1 700 pounds that and has been described as um ministers in
kind of malaysian politics as unbelievably offensive, absurd, and idiotic.
Yeah.
And I think one former minister was quoted as saying,
it is the mark of a backward society that these exist.
Yet these academics, they've sold it to over a hundred schools.
I mean, it's a mark of a backward society to pay a thousand dollars
for some goggles, some planks of wood wood and acid in a jar and pepper spray
and pepper spray yeah i feel like there's you could get that on amazon prime i mean mine is the
bees but you could buy some honey on amazon prime and do the bee thing yourself if you want so it
kind of shows you that there's a few different ways of approaching this problem in malaysia
and it kind of gives you an insight into
how seriously they take it how seriously they have to take it one person described malaysia as
the mass hysteria capital of the world because of the sheer frequency of panics like this in schools
right um so you kind of have to sympathize a little bit that they rely on unusual things like witch doctors,
priests, these kits of pepper spray.
I mean, Jesus, because it's because they're so at their wits end of what to do to combat this problem.
Yeah, I think definitely if places in the UK or US were still suffering the wrath of so many paranormal events,
suffering um the wrath of so many paranormal events i mean we definitely would probably have more witch doctors and more priests going out and performing exorcisms but for some reason or
another uh paranormal activity has for the most part uh died off in a lot of these like major
countries we're not dealing with these epidemics where kids are being possessed so we don't have the necessity for people who can handle those situations so i can see how this has happened
this is evolution isn't it and it raises the question as to an explanation of what's happened
here do we have malaysia as just being one of the most haunted places in the world somewhere where
jinn run rampant possessing
school children apparently at the drop of a hat where they don't do that in other countries like
in europe and america's or is it like some people in malaysia think that this is simply a mass
hysteria and that these outbreaks of panic happen to happen in the most religious parts of the country and that the students are just
putting their religious folklore context onto the panic that's just happening through everyday life
yeah well that's this is a big uh talking point in our last case that we talked about where it's um
we pretty much both came down on the fact that this was definitely a case of undiagnosed mental illness that was contextualized within a very religious family who were surrounded by very religious
people. That's right. And that is their frame of mind for understanding what this girl was going
through. And you're right. Maybe we're seeing the same thing here. I mean, for it to be this
widespread is pretty weird. You know, if it was one kid who was complaining but you don't
throw around the word epidemic lightly i mean when it comes to 10 plus kids you're entering
paranormal territory my friend that's an interesting point i mean does it does it make a difference
based on how many people it's happened to like you say in the case of one very mentally ill individual that's quite easy for us
to come down on a conclusion but when it's happening here to dozens and dozens of school
children over a couple of years as recently as last year it definitely raises a few eyebrows
yeah you know you get one kid in your school falling over talking about demons talking about
hell sure get in the witch
doctor have a conversation about it when you got 30 of these kids dropping like flies folks it's
time to burn it down and move on build a new school you already cut down all the trees use
that shit as firewood you know throw it in all the classrooms, burn it down, burn the ghosts down, build a new school.
We need a gum jam asylum level evacuation.
We need...
Overnight.
30 minute evacuation.
Drop everything.
We need the president of the school to leave the country.
Flee.
We probably shouldn't let them run a school again because...
Absolutely not.
It got overrun with demons.
Yeah.
But at the end of every episode of
this paranormal life we have to come down on a yes or a no whether the case we have put forward
is truly paranormal or not and rory i'm putting it to you with the evidence we've talked about
what we've seen in these two different schools is this paranormal or not as i said if we were
looking at one person i would write this off but we're looking at a huge crowd
of people all suffering and this isn't an isolated incident this has happened before
the only problem with this case is we're missing the the top of the pyramid of truth hearsay i hear
you well not hearsay because there's actually been a lot of that oh uh like we're missing the
most important one could it be that oh we're missing all the we're missing the key point to the pyramid of truth all right and
that's evidence we need evidence and granted you did provide me with a still uh from the school
still yep which did have a black figure yep standing behind a pillar pretty damning i know i just don't know if it was
uh damning enough for me to firmly state that i believe that this case was paranormal until we can
find some footage if that was from a video hopefully one of our listeners can let us know
and tweet that footage at us uh but until then i think i going to have to come down on not paranormal. Listen, Rory, I'd love to sit here and fight with you on this physically,
because, you know, granted, I've put a lot of time into this.
I've put a lot of emotional energy into finding out
whether these possessions are real or not.
But I think, as some of our regular listeners will know,
we've come up against a few cases of potential possession
slash potential mass hysteria.
Right.
The dancing plague?
Yeah, the dancing plague in Strasbourg.
Even things as similar as kind of mermaid sightings in Africa in the last kind of 10 years.
Yeah.
And unfortunately, when you really deep dive into them, you don't come away with a good taste in your mouth and certainly when you read the story
in malaysia you read about the circumstances these kids are living in you start to see the
same thing over and over again these sightings always happen in hyper religious countries
they always happen to young girls who have more pressure on them than any other sector of society
they basically happen to people living hard lives um and it's something then that
we don't see in countries who don't have the context of folklore and don't have this the exact
same pressures on them on day-to-day life and we do see that people like city who then go on to
kind of lead a less stressful life who try to recover from the situation they don't see dark
figures again yeah that much they aren't like passing out every day yeah it's weird when things
kind of chilled out i stopped seeing the shadow people when i wasn't at school all day work all
night repeating that seven days a week at the end of the bbc investigation city was like i got a
karaoke microphone it's got all my favorite songs in here.
I have been having a great time lately.
And they were like,
that's awesome to see.
She seems to have recovered really well.
I think I've said it before.
I don't mean to come down on this conclusion
from the standpoint of being patronizing
and saying these people are making it up.
Yeah.
And it's tough, you know,
because I know we both know what it's like
to have seen something
in real life and have no one believe you i mean i know that we've talked about it before but
my first paranormal experience when i was in dublin with the uh with the gorilla man sure
okay but what's your point anyway so well it's relative to the story because it was my first
experience okay well we can just move past and i was seeing the thing and just let's get on to the no one believe in you because it didn't happen how about
that all right yeah you're right it was a lot to do with this story because it didn't happen
you're right it was probably it was probably stress yeah you were stressed because your life
was a mess because you were making up shit i just don't know why i would see some sort of half
gorilla half man okay don't even i don't even want to go there as to what you saw sorry listen we go
to live show just around the corner if there's's time, you can talk to folks then about it.
Fine.
Maybe they'll care.
I'm just worried if you talk shit about me,
I'll be depressed again and then I'll see the...
He'll come back.
You know what?
It'll be a tough time again for me.
I'd love to see that.
I'd love to push you to your absolute limit
because then we'll realize that that thing doesn't fucking exist.
I would like to make your life a living hell
just so we can learn that that shit doesn't exist.
I want to put you in the jungle.
You and him.
Needless to say, I think-
It's a yes.
This week.
Thanks for listening.
Next week, we're going to be talking about f***ing dragons.
Whether those bastards are real.
And at the end, we're going to do a This Paranormal Life first, a cook-off, ladies and gentlemen.
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So, you know, am I a credible witness?
I think I have proved in 126 episodes of this podcast that I'm not.
Of course.
Of course not.
All I have is my own word against my own word.
And like I said, at the end of every episode, we like to take the time to shout out those who supported us on Patreon.
And that's what we're going to do right now.
Thank you to Greg Ellis.
Greg Ellis. I was wondering
what that smell is. People don't know this
but Greg is one of the only humans that just
drinks cologne.
Straight up shots it. Isn't that
pure alcohol? Like toxic?
Extremely toxic. But
it makes him, I guess it makes him
sick because he's almost
always on the edge
of death.
Really?
But you've never smelt a better man in your life.
I mean, his breath is just confusing.
Confusingly delicious.
Breath should not be musky.
No.
Should not be deep mahogany.
Should not be sandalwood.
Yeah, but it is.
Thank you, Greg.
Thanks also to Amy Barry.
Amy tried to tame me, but I am a tiger.
All right.
You can't cage this beast up, Amy.
You can whip him.
Sure.
You can.
Oh, you can hit him.
You can make him jump through those little flame hoops that they do at the circus.
But granted, you can chain him up.
Sure.
And yet he can't actually do much once he's chained up.
Sure.
You cannot give him food and he'll starve to death
yeah but the second you turn your back and forget to lock the chain and also forgot that you left
out a sirloin so you can eat that and get enough strength to even walk uh-oh big mistake amy
so keep an eye on your tigers 24 7 amy thanks also to jonathan hughes jonathan hughes loves
booze this guy drinks cologne as well but for let's face it entirely different reasons of course
always on the brink of death also always pissed granted you should never walk into a uh a pharmacy and say which of your colognes has the highest
alcohol content it's gonna raise a few eyebrows yeah of course it is no one wants to smell like
alcohol no that's not what we need in the commune is people raising eyebrows all right no we need
everyone in the commune to blend in exactly so shot your cologne through your eyes like a regular man. Thanks also to Billy Barnes.
Well, if it isn't Hillbilly Barnes, born and raised on the farm.
Yeah, yeah.
It's great to have you on board in the paranormal commune, my friend.
We need food. We need someone who can actually harvest food.
I don't trust anything that comes from a supermarket or a supermercado.
That's Spanish for supermarket.
Nice.
So, Billy, I'm also worried i just
disclosed the location of the paranormal commune uh that might come back to bite us one day
shit no no no it might be a supermercado or a supermarche or a combini thank you for saying
or uh i gotta come please a supermer. It's absolutely a supermercado.
Yeah, we're not even discreet.
We're in Barcelona.
Yeah.
We're in the heart of Barcelona.
We're on Las Ramblas.
And I'll be honest with you right now.
We're low on cash.
We're selling a lot of those little fidget spinners on the high street.
We're low on cash because I like the gamblas.
Gamblas on Las Ramblas.
We're low on cash because I like to gamblas.
Gamblas on las ramblas.
So we could really do with as many vegetables as we can here, Billy.
Thank you also to Ives.
It's great to have them as a member of the Paranormal Commune because, you know, if anyone's acting suspicious,
we can say, I've got my Ives on you.
And they'll think I'm just watching them closely.
But it's Ives.
They are on you like a backpack, like an owl.
Like a Yoda of Luke Skywalker.
A weird, heavy Yoda weighing you down, keeping you low to the ground.
Doing the same weird laugh as well.
Yeah, but teaching you jackal.
You're not getting stronger.
You're not getting smarter at all.
So it's great to have
you as a powerful defense mechanism mechanism in the podcast i'm sorry as a powerful defense
mechanism in the paranormal commune thanks also to millie marlo well if it isn't killy millie
the paranormal communes executioner granted if you're not in the commune yet you're probably
a little weirded out why we need an executioner that if you're not in the commune yet you're probably a little weirded
out why we need an executioner that's pretty much a red flag yeah but uh because barcelona doesn't
have martial law no it doesn't have martial lona you don't normally execute folks and indeed they
would frown upon it if they knew about what we were doing But that's why the commune is a closed-door society as in is if you disobey us will close you between two doors
That's how Millie does it some people say it's barbaric. I think it's kind of beautiful and symbolic so thanks Millie for your service
Thanks also to Pablo Octavio. I hope Pablo can Pablo Espanol
Because not giving away the location of the Paranormal Commune.
We already did.
But the ability to speak Spanish, Pablo,
really will come in handy in this secret location
that we don't want to disclose.
We already said it was Las Ramblas.
We're keeping that in?
We're keeping that in?
Sorry, shit.
Don't say it again, brother.
We've got to cut it.
It's fine. We can cut it.
As long as we tell the editor the two or three places we've said it so far, we're fine.
Yeah.
So we won't tell him.
We won't tell him again.
So Pablo, just keep up the Spanish lessons.
Keep up the hablo.
Yeah.
Not that it's in Spain.
But thank you.
Thanks also to Holly Hogan.
Holly, quit hogging all the paella.
The commune's going hungry.
Again, paella can be eaten anywhere in the world.
Absolutely anywhere.
It doesn't have any relevance to the location of the commune.
But, Holly, as you know, we have farmers now in the commune,
so we've got everything.
Apples, corn, fruit.
Yeah.
All that shit that grows from the ground.
Seeds.
Yeah.
So we don't need to eat all the paella.
We can spread these things around, Holly.
All I'm saying is, Holly, if you keep eating all the paella, you're not getting any Cerveta.
Exactly.
No estrella.
Thanks also to James Moore.
A little less con for Jameson.
A little more action.
Uh-huh, baby.
James is in the house.
Nice.
That was just a little Elvis impression.
The king, as he's's known Hope you appreciate that James
Obviously you're a big fan of Elvis
I'm assuming
Who isn't? He's the god of rock and roll
And people
James if you do want to see the king
Perform live
Look I have it on good authority
That he's still alive
You know why?
Cause he's sleeping in my bunk bed right now in the paranormal commune.
What?
That's right. That little SOB never died. I would have thought he'd be in a bunk bed for starters.
He's a king. He sleeps where he wants.
He wants a bunk bed?
I offered him a throne. He didn't want it.
You don't sleep on a throne.
That's probably why.
So look, if you do want to see him live, James, come to the commune.
We can't disclose where the location is, but hopefully, you know, if you are coming to the commune,
you're obviously on another brainwave than normal humans.
You can read into cryptic messages that we give off.
You can do Da Vinci Code level treasure hunts.
Exactly.
You can hear the words between words and find out where the location is
without us even having to say Spain in the first place.
So thank you.
I said Spain, didn't I?
Yeah.
I said it again.
It's fine.
That's like the fourth time.
So we'll just cut all four.
Cut it.
Okay.
Thank you to Dan Esposito.
Dan is our biggest fan.
I mean that almost literally.
He is a giant industrial fan.
We're enduring one of the hottest summers that Barstin has ever seen.
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
We're enduring one of the hottest summers that northern Spain has ever...
Oh, shit.
Say anything else.
Okay, sorry.
Just don't even say a location.
We're enduring one of the hottest summers that central europe has ever seen sure or even
just say the commune you can even go more obscure i don't we don't have to say the location we are
okay i feel like i gotta get it on okay right don't barcelona's hottest no don't say barcelona
just say just say don't even say location okay we're hot we need a giant fan to cool us down
so we got down the fan yeah it's not a great story if you cut out all the pizzazz.
Of course, yeah.
It's actually a little...
Yeah, you're right.
You do need the location.
Okay.
Thank you, Dan.
Thanks, last but not least, to Morfineke.
Hola, Morfineke.
¿Qué tal?
¿Cómo está?
How's it going?
¿Dónde está tu biblioteca?
Obviously, I'm just speaking in Spanish now.
Because sometimes it's fun to speak in other languages.
You know, it's got nothing to do with...
Anything to do with...
You're not, like, practicing it for, like, any reason or anything.
No. No, no, no.
Not for any reason regarding the commune.
Our current whereabouts, yeah.
If any of our listeners do speak Spanish, including yourself,
if you could just tell us how to say in spanish it's not a cult just that sentence in spanish would
really help us out because hypothetically sure let's say the commune is located in last round
last barcelona hypothetically let's say we'd angered a bunch of locals yeah all right we
didn't know it we thought it was a freaking uh uh what do you
call a animal that is free and not owned by anyone it's a freaking what do you call it what do you
call it not even in spanish and english what do you call it we thought it was a feral goat
and we killed the goat all right as a part of a sack hypothetically we killed the goat
we thought it was a feral goat we didn't realize it was owned by the locals
they're pissed now they think it's a cult
because we were drawing things in the goat blood
but uh
sorry none of this happened none of this ever
happened
is it hot in here I feel like I'm getting
where's dad get that
pan on we're getting hot
here if you do know how to
speak Spanish just let me know
how i say it's not a cult and i'm sorry about the goat the legal proceedings are starting soon
the faster you can get it to us the better honestly yeah it would really help us out so
thank you so much and thanks to everyone else we've shouted out today thanks to everyone we
are yet to shout out thanks for being so patient with us. We're getting through our shout outs slowly but surely.
So thanks for sticking with us.
We will be back next week with a brand new paranormal tale.
Can't wait to see you then.
Bye bye, folks.
Bye.