Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 54: Cholos Try with Fabian Alamor and Rick Kosick

Episode Date: April 26, 2016

The boys are back in studio with another instant classic. After a week of not doing stand up and getting rest Sam is on fire and Steve doesn't know how to handle it. Steve and Sam then discuss their v...ision boards and kicking ass. They then welcome Big Brother and Jack Ass's Rick Kosick back to the studio. Sam and Rick discuss having a secret and the importance of doing as much weird shit as you can before you grow old. The Bad Boys welcome pro skater, gang banger, porn star and youtube celebrity, Fabian Alomar, to the show. Fabian discusses what it was like learning to skate board in East LA in the 80's and how he almost went jail with Germany's Tupac! All of this and more on another exciting episode of The International Bad Boys Hour!

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Starting point is 00:00:45 We got a great show, really excited. Who's our guest? Our guest is Fabian Alamar. Rick Kosk is going to come into support. Fabian Alamar is a pro-skater, an actor, a porn star and a gangster. Yeah, that's what we call multitasking. He's doing everything. He's living life to the max. He's done it all.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Yeah, Steve is good to be here. Good to see you, Steve. You say my energy's a little weird? I'm a little off, I don't get it? No, I just, I didn't, did I say weird? Yeah, you're different? What was the heat. Yeah, no, I just can't I my tuner is trying to pick up what channel you're on I can't figure it out I'm on rock and roll. You're like hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm just like what do we? Okay, hold on just trying to find you try to find you try to find you. I'm feeling that all we got an intern now. What's your name? What your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. We're thi thi thi thi thi thin? I thin. We're thin. We're th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's thin. How you liking it Alex? Alex how you liking it? Alex is loving it. What do you think he loves most about LA? The tranies. I think he likes the tranies too. Getting that vibe. I think you know they don't have that out there. You gotta go deep in Iowa to find some good
Starting point is 00:01:56 you gotta go in some basement. Out here are just speaking of tranies Sam we to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking is just is just is speaking speaking. Speaking. Speaking is speaking. Speaking of tr. Speaking. Speaking of tr. Speaking of is is is speaking. Speaking. Speaking of is is is. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking of. Speaking of. Speaking. Speaking of. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. Speaking. S. S. S. S. S. Speaking. Speaking. S. S. S. Speaking. S. Speaking. S. S. S. S. Speaking. Speaking. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S, speaking. S, speaking. S, speaking. S, speaking. S, speaking. S, speaking. S, speaking. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I t. S. S. S. I ti. S, to our sponsor. Oh God, guys, donut time, donut time, home of the Bear Claw. The world famous Bear Claw. Yes, go down to Highland and Santa Monica Boulevard. What's the address, Sam? It's 66529 Highland Avenue. If you can't find it, look for the trainee, hookers. As Susie Cutty for your the, for your, for your, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, the, th, t, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t, t, t, the, the, t, t, t..... t. t. tha, tha, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thau. tha. tha. tha. tha. tatraining hookers. Ask Susie Qutie for your 10% discount. Yeah, we can't guarantee that. We can't and you know what I went in there the other day and she charged she charged me full price and I said what's up she goes you know talk to about us anymore and I'm like oh yeah okay yes we have forgotten our donut time. All we're doing the donut time. All we're doing is cash. Don't do it. All we're doing. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin the. the. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the charge. the charge. the charge. the charge. the charge. the charge. the charge. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the charge. the charge. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. th. the charge charge the charge charge the charge. th. th. th. time. You guys gotta support donut time. You guys, if you're in LA, you guys are coming to LA, you're going to a store, go to
Starting point is 00:02:45 Donut Time. In tribes. But you gotta go at night, right? Yeah, big training hang out if you want to know where they are. It's not as big as it used to be and it kind of tha' lookie-loo. That's a Doddy's to sing all the time All right, where are you gonna be at Sam? This Friday night I'm going to be in Santa Barbara Velvet Jones with my good friend Redband That would be a fun show. We're gonna have we were gonna have Esther Kuh on but I guess there was some weird falling out between Redband and her so it's not happening now so just me and Red Band slinging comedy dick I'll probably be
Starting point is 00:03:31 at the comedy story this weekend I'm back at the saddle after taking a week off and boy did that feel good not doing anything was that's what it is. That's what it is. You took a week off that's the end. You're took. I I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. the. the. the. the. th. th. week off. That's the end. You're actually all here and I just like I'm like wait what's going on? Yeah, it was great. I would do it tomorrow. I have to I have to check it at the store Now because there's so many people vying for those spots So you gotta gotta always stay in the mix, but I think it's good to take a week off and you know I'm there five days a week working and I took three days off to go on the road. I don't know where I went. Oh fuck I don't know where you were I was in San Diego yeah I was in San Diego and I came back I got a text from that girl Ashton she's like do you even work at the store anymore I went twice and I didn't see I'm like fucking. Really? Yeah. I was gone for three days? Yeah. You were missed. Oh, is that what that means?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Hey guys, also if you want to, I'm available, here's what I'm working on now. I got a couple things working. I'm also doing private shows. I'm very excited about that. Hey, you got a, you want your buddies getting roasted? You want me to Sam Tripoli.com, go to find my email, Sam Tripoli live at Gmail, and hit me up and we will make that happen. Also I'm proud to announce that the international bad boys are going to be setting up a brand new account
Starting point is 00:04:57 on patron.com. That's PAT-R-E-O-N.com. And basically if you're a fan of show, you can go there, you can help, you know, make a donation to the show. That'd be awesome. Because we want to get t-shirts going. Stickers, T-shirts. T-shirts. Cool shit.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Like, you can Skype. Like, you'll try, tho-s. getting to that point, I'm down for that. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead, throw a 20 on there, dude, you'll watch me and I just, I've been jacking off so much lately, not a lot's coming out. It might be a little anti-clamatic, but you'll see the struggle. If you're in a struggle dick where it's just like, do I do this? Do I not do us? What do I do?
Starting point is 00:05:51 You ever had that moment? Yes, I'm afraid to beat off right now. No, it's mind-blowing. For a see God? Dude, I said, my butt cheeks clenched the bed sheets and I went, oh my goodness when I came dude, that and I never did that shooting heroin. That's like, for distance? You ever been impressed about how far you shoot? If you don't beat off, if you don't have an orgasm, any of our listeners out there, if you guys are bored with your life, you like, oh, try to try something try know? Kind of got a shitty job, don't know what's going on. Don't beat off for a week or two, go as long as you can,
Starting point is 00:06:29 and then beat off and just, wowie, Zowie, you know, you're just like, fucking A. Wau-wai's, doesn't the intern look like, Iowa Wolverine, kind of like before he decided to go like all vigilante was working a day job and like it hurts rent a car. It was like hey everybody I'm a Wolverine can I put you into a sedan or something? You want to upgrade that? You want to the comfort car? You want a comfort car? What are you looking for? You want to insurance on that? Yeah, I do it it's a good thing. Um, where are you the? I am gonna be at the comedy store tonight. Holy shit. Okay, I'm gonna be at the comedy store. Earl Skakels hosting. Okay, I'm gonna be at the comedy store Earl Skakels hosting potluck. Sam, I think, dude, that'd be so. I'll hit up Adam and see if the the the the the to let me let me let me let me let me the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the' the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to t potluck tonight. I'm doing Harvels tomorrow. Come down if
Starting point is 00:07:25 you're in Long Beach. I'm also going to be, this will be very fun. With Joe Dosh and Funkchow. If you're in the Fresno area, if you're anywhere in there, we're going to be doing shows Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday at Mother Marys. Oh, nice. And Fresdahs. thr-I I thah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This will th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. This will th. This will th. This will th. This will th. This will be th. This will be th. This will be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. th. th cities now? Oh really? Yeah, Fresno's cool. They get it. If you're in Fresno, Jodash Dianfeng Chow, we'd love to see you come down, say International Bad Boys, sent you. I'll try to get you free tickets. I don't know it's Joe's show, but I'll try to hook you up. the show from from from from from from from from from from. funny is I hated Fresno for so long. Oh that's cool. Because I did one gig there called no cover free pizza it was in like a bowling alley. Oh I remember
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Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah, well, you don't, you don't get to say it yet unless you like, why? I start, I'm, well I guess you do. Why? I'm gonna go on Thursday too. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm to to to to to to tie. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started, I started, I started, I started, I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I started. I'm to. I started. I started. I'm to. I started. I'm to. I started. I'm tie. I started. I started. I started. I started. I'm to tie. I started. I started to to tie. I started tie. I started tie. I started tie. I started tie. I started tie. I started tie. I started. I started. I started. I started. I much to get back into that that I don't think that just don't don't tease us man just make sure it's real this time I'm not gonna I'm in it to win it because I'm probably gonna have to fight R. Shafir soon so I got to get my body are you gonna are you gonna fight are you gonna fight I'm gonna? Well I mean in a fun fun like yeah I'm gonna to try so I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to fight to fight to fight I to fight I'm to fight I to fight I to fight I'm to fight I to fight I to fight I to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to fight to to fight to to fight to to fight to to fight to to to to to fight to to fight to the try to fight I the to the the the the to fight I the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to fight I to fight I'll also be on Jason Ellis' show on a serious radio. So listen to that Jason. When's that going to be? This Wednesday at 1 p.m. Now I know the reason for, remember I said, your energy is weird.
Starting point is 00:09:36 You haven't beat off and you took a week off comedy. Maybe this is the real you. And I just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, the reason, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th.. th. th. th. to, th. th. th. thr. th. th. to, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, listen, to, to, to, to, to, to, to is the real you. And I just like, I'm just like, wow, because you're tired a lot or you're like, you're just like, I think what it is is you, this is Sam on full sleep happy. I was like, dude, I don't know if I like this new Sam. Yeah, I'm not beat up and wondering what he's doing his life, Sam. Yes, yes, that's the, so that's weird, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th... I, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, I, this, this, I, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is..... I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. This. This. This. This is. This is, I. I. This is, I. This is, this. I. This is, this. I. This is, this. I. I this. this. I this. I this. I this is, this is, this is, this is, this and getting light-headed during the stretching. I think that Al Magical Comment could have been the game changer for your life. That I'm a fat fuck? You would remember exactly what he said because you need to lose 40?
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah. No, but that could be. I was I was 220 before. You know what I realize is I have no hobbies. I'm living check to check. I'm like grinding, grinding. And I'm like, that's not life. I did a vision. Oh, can I talk about this? I did a vision board group? So a year ago. But I still got Thai skills though. I just wanted to, I still have my skill. I took kickbox my whole life. You'll never, oh did you really? Yeah, I've been taking martial arts. You'll never forget the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've th. I've. I've. I've. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t t t. I t. tole. tole. tole. te. tole. tole. te. tole. tole. tole. tole. tole. th. th. I th. th forget then. Yeah, I actually can help people learn how to train. It's a, um, so let me just say this real quick, so, because I dated it. There's some hot chicks in my tie boxing class. Always. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:54 One thick bitch, too. I love her. She's thick. But you gotta focus. You just see black guys come and they're just, you just, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, thi, thi, thi, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, thi, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th, th. So, th, th. So, th, th. So, th, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi. So, tha, thi. So, thi. So, thi, thi, thi just like why do the only brothers get that? You know why brothers like thick chicks and stare? It's so hard for them to go balls deep, right? They need more. Yeah, they need more. Yeah, they're I've been getting really into mixed girls lately. But uh, can I just share this about my vision board? Yeah, what's your vision board? So, two years ago I made one and everything came true on it. It was so crazy, like everything, everything that I put on them. What's the other?
Starting point is 00:11:30 80% of it came true. Just random stuff. I put a picture of the comedy store. Three weeks later, I started working, so it was me up with the job. Boom, dude. I fucking get D, you guys throw a word in for me, but it was just right after like the glue was drawing from being on my vision board. I put, uh, Hodger Machado was a jiu-jitsu place I used to go to.
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Starting point is 00:12:45 And I got a one in both of those. And I was like, damn, I don't have, like I'm having fun with you guys right now. What you gave yourself a one? You do it yourself, right? So you hit a time or you do it's five minutes. And it's like, okay, prosperity, I'm making more money. to make more money. I'm not earning 100% in my vision. You know, I still have a day job. I would like to like just earn as an artist 100%.
Starting point is 00:13:07 That's another thing that was kind of low. But other than that was like, fun, zero. I have fun doing standup. I have fun doing this podcast. But I don't go and like play racquetball with my friends or paint. years ago I was spearfishing living at the beach in North County San Diego being like what's up man let's go eat we're tackling each other in the water like where we going to go tonight like even in sobriety but like I don't like I don't have fun I'm like I don't have fun I'm like I don't have fun I'm like I'm. I don't have fun I'm like saying what's up with a spot I they're gonna tickle fide of like like like you you you you the the to the to the to the the to the the the the the the I to they I they I to to they I they I to they I to they I to to to to to to to to to to the I the I'm I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they I I I toy I toy. I toy. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm like like like like I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm like like like I toy. I toy. I toy. I toy. I toy. I'm toy. I'm toy. I'm Yeah, like you know I'm just joking but no tickle fights. So so now tickle fights in Iowa is that big there's a lot wrestling a lot of tickle fights out here. I heard they're like D1 schools are amazing for tickle fights
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Starting point is 00:15:13 So then what you do, go to the 99 cent store or CVS, you buy a poster board, and you cut out things of magazines that just remind you know what I mean? Like I'm really putting it out there and I'm gonna start, you start post, putting this up on the board, it's, it doesn't look cool. It's not a cool art piece to put your house. My girlfriend always hides my vision board.
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Starting point is 00:17:27 and fucking stoners you know like just living the Jim Morrison like do you know. Do you know that there's fucking other worlds out there I'm like dude come into my apartment tell me about it boing you know like but I don't know I'm lazy I went to a concert last night and I was getting hit on by big tied I'm a to to to to to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to to to me I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm to to to to go I'm I'm I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to me I'm to me I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm te. I'm like like like like like like like I'm t. I'm like like like like I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I was getting hit on by big titted Armenian chicks. You're not lazy, you're in a relationship. Yeah, that too. That too. That's how it goes. It goes either way.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Jesus. Right, when it's how it's, when it's a concert, stays at a concert? Isn't that right? What happens on a podcast does not stay on a, yeah, but you you're getting lazy. No, I just like I don't care. These chicks are hitting on me And I just like I just don't care first of all you've got a Smoking body and the face of Dracula and it's just like Armenian chicks Are they their smoking hot or they look like the count from Sesame Street? You ever knows that? Yeah, they do and I love Armenian Girls. I love Armenian girls. This Sunday was a big show to tru-a-I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their smoking. I I their smoking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. there was a big show at the Trubidor. No, dude, you're fucking half Armenian. How do I know this?
Starting point is 00:18:28 I did know it. Yeah, the Armenian genocide, you fuck face. Well, you just said there was a big show at the Trudor. No, there was a bunch of stuff going on. There was a bunch of stuff going on. Embassy I just want to I just want to give a shout out to the Armenians out there It's some Armos You're half Armenian. I grew up in Southern California. That's a big deal Those are our people they're Americans they are they are people We love Armenians and as I saw those flags waving around I was like I was like oh man Like L remember to the tape they're the same with Americans. they're their they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they are are are are are are are are are are are they are are are are are they are they are they're they're they're they're they're they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're in they're they're they're they're they're they're they're in they're they're they're they're in. I I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to give a shout out to all the Armos out there we love you and you're American now. I support I support your cause. I'll never live in the places just all one group. I can't bro. I wouldn't live in the place it's all white I wouldn't live in the place
Starting point is 00:19:13 all black I like diversity I want everything I like those I have to live in a big city. I have to live in a big city and I have to be seeing all different kinds of people. Yeah, that's way I grew up and it wasn't until like I mean like a cup I remember I drove to Montana one time When I was 15 with my friends my friend owned a ranch in you went to a montana ranch. I did it was it was it was a it was a gun accident. that's a whole other story. I mean a threat to a... Did you shoot somebody? I almost did. How do you almost? There was a... I had a banana clip in this gun. That held 22 bullets. And you know, I was 15. It was stupid. I went to gun safety class. It was stupid, stupid, stupid. There's always one in the chamber. And I took the clip out.
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Starting point is 00:23:15 where are your friends oh they're coming at three they're respectful it's two fifty seven do they know just to come in I don't they they've I think they've they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're they're to they're the they're they're they're they're the they're they're the they they they they know just to come in? I don't know. I think he's been on Felipe Sparza's podcast in the same, it's the same ATC, right? It's all the same, dog. He's like, he's, should I give him an introduction now or just wait till he comes in? Wait till he comes in. So to finish up in Los Angeles I I everybody was white that worked there and I was like what the fuck everybody at Taco Bell was what I was like that was like I was like where all the Mexicans
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Starting point is 00:26:29 I tell you pink assholes can I tell you can tell you home boy you fucking. Homeboy you fucking if I don't if you don't if you if you don't if you don't if you do Dude for me when I used to party and I would see a 50 year old recently divorced dude with. the the the they. they. to to to to the to to to the to the to to to the the to the to to the the the to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the shirt being like hey guys I'm back like you yeah he should be hanging out with you know he could be going like the fucking Beverly Hills Hotel all right shagging fucking gold diggers who want a little cash he's got cash he's got grass he wants I think I think that's your punishment for being stupid enough to get married that early well you know some people get I mean like you're a program you want to hear a sad story about that. Dude, you're young dude. You're 35, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:06 That doesn't sound young to you, but it is fucking young. I feel like, I don't feel ordinary, 40 years old, you're gonna see ageism is a real motherfucking thing. It doesn't affect Bill Burr, it doesn't affect certain people. It doesn't affect everybody. It only affects those who believe it. So I don't like, ages them, I don't care if I'm 55. Yeah, but I'm still gonna be talking. Two dudes. Okay, you listen to two dudes.
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Starting point is 00:28:15 fucking ageism there's ageism there's sexism I'm not all this it but I don't let I don't let buy I don't like you tell that to RuPaul a gay black man who dresses up like a th is th is the th is th is th is the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the the th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. to the. to to toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. I the. I don't like, you tell that to Ru Paul, a gay black man who dresses up like a woman who's 60, probably 60 years old. Guess what, she forgot to know that. No, I'm with you dude, like when we had, I had Steve O'ne here talking about, oh, you know, this society and all this here. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I thoes. I th. thoes. th. tho. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to to to the. the. tho. the. tho. the whether you let it happen to you or not, but the notion that you're saying that a guy who's 40 who was married and wants to go live some life and bang some strange and do a little coke here in there is like it's embarrassed. I just disagree.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Dude, there's a documentary called Small Town Ecstasy that's about exactly this, and it's one of the most, it's more tragic than faces of death in my opinion........ It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to than faces of death in my appearance. Google it. If you, if you, I've watched tell about it. From a guy who's seen a lot of shit, small town ecstasy. Exactly we're talking about. Construction worker married since he was 18, had four kids at 45 years old, got a divorce and was like, I want to rave, dude. And documented him for six months and it's called small town Ecstasy. It is the most insane. I watched it. I was like, it's bad. If you can't, if you... I'm not saying you need to be 45 going to raves, but if you want to go somewhere,
Starting point is 00:29:36 live on a beach, fucking ethnic chick and do some blow once and a while, if you don't have a problem with, coke, I'd it yeah but if you're gonna start raging I'd still be doing it I just do too much of it it dude look it you know what a gay dude told me when I was coaked out of my fucking mind you're you got coke dick I can't suck it uh oh did you do that no he just he because gay dudes get through to you sometimes and he's like and we saw this 45 year th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the that. theeat. to to to to to to to to to to th. th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th's like, and we saw this 45 year old woman who just frazzled all on blow and I was at a bowling alley in Vegas. And he goes, and he goes, enjoy it now. He's like, you see that? What looks good on 22?
Starting point is 00:30:16 He's like, look at that 45, and she came over, and he was like, oh, girl. And she came over, where's the party? Oh girl, get out of here. And I just got in my head. I was like, that's not cool. Ooh, girl. Oh, girl. Um, he just, he just called me. Should I pick up the phone? Yeah, let's see what's going on. Do you want to play it?
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah. Oh, here. I'll just put it in the speaker into the. No, just do that. Don't do what, Sam? Don't put it on... Oh, it's not working. It's not working. Bad reception. Bad reception. Bad reception. I'm going to go outside and find it. Whoa, it's like bad reception. Dude, I don't know if I'm scared of the new you with sleep and rest,
Starting point is 00:31:01 the tiger's coming back, dude. Say it was docile. How are you, dude? I'm doing good, thanks. I'll put on your headphones. Why don't you give your friend a full reduction, Steve? Here's a thing. Introduce. Stop. Sam, you're on a full night of sleep and fucking rest, you're a monster, dude. to groan, tho'n't, I I I I I I I I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, got your sunglasses on, thank God. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:31:25 So our main guest today is going to be Fabian Almar, but Fabian actually requested that Rick comes in, Rick's got some stories with Fabian, Rick was there from the date. We have back in action, my good buddy, one of my soulmates in this world, Rick Cossick. Rick Cossick everybody, in the saddle. So Rick's th Rick's gonna come in and just fucking you know do some support shots yeah we just love having Rick and we just wanted an excuse Rick is what the kids call a regular on the show now thanks for having me back did we love to have you I haven't seen to have you I haven't seen as much but maybe because you've been sleeping dude maybe because you've been sleeping there as maybe because you've been sleeping in the sleep on because I enjoy it. I don't like this. You don't like this? Why?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Because I don't know I feel like I'm losing control now. Oh geez. So what's up? Yeah the reason why you probably haven't seen me because I was working on a show and I was constantly out of town. Oh how did you go? It was great. We finished up another season it's called swerved it's a W. W.W-W-W-W-W-W-W-It-It's it's it's a th-It-It- It's a th- it's a th- it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th, it's a th, it's a th, it's a th- I'm a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Oh, I's a th, I's a th, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's a th, it's a th, I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's th-I, I's th-I-I. Oh, I'm, I'm th-I. Oh, I'm a th-I. Oh, I'm a thin. Oh, I'm a th-I's a thirty thirty-I'm thirty-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th. I like pro wrestling. You know what? I like all those guys who do that. They're really talented. Why is it so homo-erotic now? Is it? Yeah, it's like, everyone's got spandex on. There's nothing different. It's always been that way.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I guess so. I mean, what's more gay? The only reason I would say WWE is because they they try to have flamboyant characters but I can understand what you're saying I do understand a bunch of ground and pound and all that stuff. I get it. Some guy just getting you know submissive pose and missionary style and that's pretty gay if you ask me. Well you know it's so funny is like I do a punch-drunk sports podcast and like we always do some called bag of bets And like every bat is like if you lose a bat you've got to do something gay. That's all it is. It's never like, you know, like one of them we just is like if I lose this bat,
Starting point is 00:33:27 loser has to fucking walk to tranny walk on Sim Paco Boulevard for an hour. It's like, you know, like one of tho. Like. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th of th of th of th of th of th of th of thi thi. tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to fucking walk the trainy walk on Sam Hocke Boulevard for an hour. You know it's like that's that's I don't even I like I honestly dude whatever weird shit you're into I support it I support your weirdness like the where do you I want you to have as much fun I think like like, you know, our age, I'm over 40. If you don't have a secret, dude, you're doing something. True. If you don't have fucking something that you like to indulge in, that maybe you don't want everybody to know about, then you're doing something wrong.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I think your co-host has a lot of secrets. I think I have a lot of secrets. I like like, I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like like. I like like like like like like like like. I like like like like like like like. I like like like. I like like like to like to like. I like to like. I like toa. I like like. I like to like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to thi. th. to to thi. to thi. tha thi. thi. tha. thi. thi. thi. weird you know because the more they can do the more you won't give a shit what I'm doing. True, right? It's like and I'm down for any sex act that makes people do make less people right like every time I see a pregnant woman I think there's another person on the 405 that's all I think there's just gonna be more fucking traffic to pull out everybody bang somebody in the ass their their their their their their their.. their. their. their. their. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. There's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's. there's there's there's there's there's their's their's their's their's th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the's their more fucking traffic to it's just pull out everybody bang somebody in the ass Hey, he's here. Hey, what's up Fabian? How you doing man? Great When's last time you guys have seen each other? It's a little bit. Hey, right here boss. You're in the hot seat? Hey, cop the squat? Yeah, hang out. You got your sunglasses? Monique? It's pretty bright in here. It's pretty? It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the th. It's th. It's. It's. Hey. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Hey. It's. Hey. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.'re in the hot yeah hang out you got your sunglasses Monique it's pretty we do something how are you good I'm Sam Tripoli I San Trippity Fabian here we go
Starting point is 00:34:54 baugh so our guests today all right how how this came how this came about I was on I was on crab feast you hooked me up talking to the microphone please I was I was I was on Crabtfeast a couple weeks ago and I told a story about about getting into Big Brother in my first day at Big Brother they're like okay I had this crazy video tape and they're like walk it in and so you're let down a lot of times the to the thoe. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was was like. th th th th the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theee. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was the. I was the by like, oh, hey, I went to the Playboy Mansion. It wasn't that cool, you know, Big Brother was not one of those times. I walk in, it's at Larry Flint Publications. I walk in with this video, I'm nervous. There's all these pro skaters around.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I grew up watching you in. I grew up, their Dave Carney, we'll see you in a second. They're like, Dave Connie will see you in a second. Hold on. Oh, Rick. We've been a little. Sorry, I'm not. Also, we never see.
Starting point is 00:35:51 You know, cameras. God damn it, Rick. We're on YouTube. We're on YouTube. We're on YouTube. you're paying. So I walk in and everybody's watching a porn. Can we talk about that? We were watching porn? Yeah, they were watching. You were in a porn? You were in a porn? You were in a porn? Oh, we used to, yeah, I was in a porn. Yeah, we were used to, yeah, I was in. You were in a pointing all. You were in a porn. You're showing all the f-a. their thirty, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was toy. I was toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. I was toy. toy. I was th. I was room And I was just like Jesus so I just tell you pass level one. Yeah, I was like dude This is like I'm an adult now. It's like that's he did a good fella. It's like I was like? I'm today? I'm today thin. I'm like I'm gonna today. I'm that on crab feast and then people started tweeting me like no dude Fabian's out he's available and I checked on your Twitter handle sent you a private message and said I would love to have you on the show and boom I mean we never hung out before.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I mean we never hung out before I'm just a fan basically you know and so the Cholos try how many views are they have now? to thirty million. And I actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually th. I thi thi th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thee. the. the. the. the. the. I didn't put two and two together. The Cholos Try. How many views do they have now? Close to 30 million. Holy shit. We got we hit like in two days we hit like big numbers you know. Wow so funny. Yeah it went viral. It's called Cholo's Try. And you just try different shit. We try. We try anything. We try all kinds of shit. Yeah. And like it started out with kale chips in Cambuccia with a company called Me Too. It's in Santa Monica. We do this company. It's like a sister company of YouTube, you know. And it did really well. We didn't went in there not thinking nothing. And they didn't really think nothing of it anyway.
Starting point is 00:37:37 They said, hey, if you guys hit $50,000,000. or a couple hundred thousand, this will be good for your social media. Well, what do you know in two days? We hit 22 million. And it went on TMZ and like I had a spot on TMZ for it and World Star, God, it was on Buzzfeed, it was everywhere. What was the first one? It was the kale chips. And it looked like a fucking ta to me. You know what I mean? I just, I don't know, I don't eat vegan shit, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:07 Yeah. So I opened it up and I thought like, oh wow, this is, this looks like bud to me, you know what I mean? So everything that else came natural. Then they gave us some koji berries. Am I saying it was. I'm trying to become. Have you ever tried it? No, I haven't tried. It tastes like shit.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Leave it to the cows, man. Leave it to the cows, eat the grass. It's not, I like meat. I like meat. You know, I'm not We're all healthy, man. All that shit, it's good, but it's just not like good, not for me. But I tried it. Yeah, missing nutrients. Yeah, missing nutrients.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Like, where's the beef, man? Fuck that. Like, I need to eat. Dave Mattel has a funny joke about how he went to this all vegan strip bar. And the girls are so sol- So they so they they they they they they they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so thi. I I I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tired. tired. tired. tired. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. thi. they're so they're so thi. they're so ti. tired, they can't even cry in the pole. They're just licking the strip art for iron. That's hilarious. They're all like tired, they got bags, they look like, feed me. I want to be like, I want to be a vegetarian because, like, you ever watch the videos of how they prepare meat?
Starting point is 00:39:21 It's just yeah pretty nasty eat my like there's a thing called meet your meat on on YouTube wow all the McDonald's process shit yeah I get it I get it but I just I'm so I'm so already trained and conformed into one way you're gonna have to slowly gradually take me there right you can't just hit me with the turn vegan overnight shit yeah it ain't happening so you've had a crazy career of like you've done so many different things it thinks it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to th to th th th th the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. So you've had a crazy career of like, you've done so many different things. It seems like you've been master of a million things. You started out skateboarding. Skateboarding. Then you did porn.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Then you went to jail. Now you're a YouTube celebrity. An addict? An addict. Yeah. An addict in recovery? X acting, yeah. X addict, Sam and I are too. Man, I, uh, I grew up in Echo Park. I started skateboarding in Echo Park, which my man right here, Eric Costa. Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, you were there when we did the big brother thing when the fight broke out.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Oh man, that was easy. Because you were in a gang, right? You were in a gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, um, um, thi, th, Sam, um, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, th. th. tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi. thi. th gang, right? Yeah. You were in a gang. Yeah, what is a gang? Can you say it? My gang is called, I might want to, I might want to. Just edit that out. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Let's just say, I come from a gang environment. Yeah. You know, I'm not trying the ones who know, no. Yeah. And the spread that you guys did was incredible. If you just look at the spread, it speaks for itself. Yeah, I just remember the day going into it. Fabian was driving me there and I just had this, you know when there's a sense of danger coming? And your body's telling you like, there's something. to the him and be like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:41:05 You can see, you gotta see the pictures. I was nervous. Were you Stone? No, I was. I might have been. But it was it was gnarly. And we click, we click, and they. But theyrothed photos,rying to we we lock it in everything already This is for Big Brother magazine
Starting point is 00:41:25 So that's a cool A spread because you were a trend center too because a lot of gangsters didn't skate so you were you were something totally different like I remember Like as a fan read not like do this dude's the shit like it was like it was just totally different you know A pro-skate? Yeah, yeah, and only like like I said, I grew up with with a bunch of kids like Joey Suriel from Menace and then Billy Valdez, Pablo Diaz, only a few of us made it, you know what I mean? A few of us the tights and the Gabriel Rodriguez. There's a few of us that made it out of LA, but there was a lot more that started with us. We all to fast forward, you know, going through a bunch of shit led me to the, you know, to being a pro skateboarder though. I didn't just pick up pro skateboarding. I was on bikes, I used to, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:11 I used to get in trouble a lot. I, you know, I went through my own little phases. Yeah. Of growing violence, and being with the whole environment of drugs and gangs and gang violence that thing everything that comes with it so being in that moment in that era like it was hard for me to just like just stick to one thing but I found something that I loved and and I found something I was good at and it felt natural to me and that was skateboarding. How did you teach yourself I mean there must not be a lot of like professional skateboarders around where you were growing up like
Starting point is 00:42:47 like and I mean there were videos but I mean there wasn't a lot like primitive primitive. What was it? What was it the the the the Paul Peralta video that we watched and another contest called street style in Tempe with Mark and maybe it's Santa Cruz video with yes when not it was there was wheels of fire yep and those were like a little bit after even the first first video we started to see was future primitive and I watched Tommy Guerrero and I was like fan automatically this was like 85 maybe it's had to been 84 85 wow I was 12 turning 13 and an and an and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you th and you th and you th and you th I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I was like th I was like th I was like th I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like like like like like like like like th I was like th I was like th I was like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the thi. the the th. the the the the the th. to have been 84, 85. Wow. I was 12, turning 13. And you know, I, I was, I was in a whole other mind state. I'm on a bike.
Starting point is 00:43:32 My homeboy is on the front of the handlebars. His name is Juan Harrell. He's a, he's a good friend of mine, like a brother. And we were like, we were watching these kids down the street hopping on their boards. We didn't know it was Ollie. We were just like, damn, what are they doing, man? What the fuck? They had a little jump ramp and shit. So we go down there on the bikes and we were looking at them and they're like, just,
Starting point is 00:43:53 like, they freeze up. No, go ahead, my mom and dad don't, they can't afford to buy me skateboard all the time, man, you're gonna have to stop by it and gotta get your own shit. Yeah, you know something like, okay, enough said, you made it clear, I'll go get my own shit, so we went to, so we're like, dude, tho' thi's, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they they, they they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're gonna, they're gonna, th. th. tha, tha, tha, they're they're tha, they're they're they're they're they're gonna, they're they're gonna and then and another one called the Silver Green. Like what do you, I mean I'm not, I don't have, how much this shit called like 50, 60, that's a lot of money in 84. Yeah, that's how money now. Yeah, but I mean shit back then I was like my mom was like are you fucking kid me. Yeah. Fuck out of here. airwalks you can go without your airwalks so what we did was we went in jackboards we just back then you could you could cruise in the back of a
Starting point is 00:44:47 truck and before you get a ticket being in the back of a truck Nissan days when we could be in the back of a truck bumping your music and all that you know the 80s the cruise shit no I remember that yeah we're in Glendale and Ego Rock and we live in Echo Park so we go we take their shit we come back and we set it up and that park was really rough back then I remember I remember like I grew up in Pasadena and I would have to go into Echo Park every once in a while I'd be like my guard would be up I'd like oh shit yeah yeah now now it's notoday now it's pretty now now it's like cowboys shit. You just like, alright, anybody my age? I'm not looking at. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Right. Like, exactly. Yeah. You've been a calm. You're just like, I'm just like, I'm not looking at you. No, hell no. You don't want to make no eye contact. If you hold to fight. Telepathically I can see you want to fight. You're staring at me, why? Because I'm looking at you?
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Starting point is 00:46:34 so we used to get kickdowns and hand me down stuff we start we kept up with skating. So that's how it was man. That's so cool. We were the broke ass skaters. We were the broke bushers boys. That's always thinking where there's a will there's a way. Yeah. You have to make it happen. And I stole boards for the first year my skateboard ever like start. How often would you go through boards? I'd go the the the the to go the the the th. I I I I I I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I would go. I'd go. I'd go the the the the the the th. I'd go. I'd go th. I'd go. I'd go th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the broke th. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the broke. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. theee. theeeeeeeeea. theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. many I learned how to kick flip on the wall just like just okay oh I gotta tell you this story one day we saw Nikki Guerrero the half pipe skater Nicky gori was from like I don't know where he's from Vienna Austria like Germany or something Germany or some shit right he's from out there well we fought he came through skating by and we've chased his tasks down he had like all these little gangster kids chasing them the the the the the they the they they they they he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he their the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he he was he was he was he was he was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th he he th he th he th he t toy toy took took took took took took took took ttttook took ttttttttttttttttttttoy ttoy toy these little gangster kids chasing them. And in the hood, he just passed by so we followed him and he went to this spot that we normally
Starting point is 00:47:27 don't skate and he started killing it and he made it our spot, our like normal spot. Wow so he showed you something yeah, you could do this, you could do this with this with this in case. Yeah, and he put a fucking parking block,we did, we didn't have no idea. So after that we kept trying and trying it, before I know, we were mastering that spot. But Nikki Guerrero showed us how to Ollie and like another guy named Wilbur, Rubber, Abina was one of our fucking mentors. He chased him and he's like, how about, how about I show you something? I'm like, yeah. Like, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, like, like, like, like, like, like, Nick, like, Nick, Nick, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, like, Nick, like, Nick, like, like, like, like, liketo keep us away because we were like, what is this? Yeah. What's that? Like, we never seen like a fucking alien, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So yeah.
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Starting point is 00:49:08 knowing I have a bloody ass knife of me or something and some drugs on my pocket or you know what I mean it was like my way out but I used it for good and I used it for bad but but you know growing up that's what the that's what I had to experience and had to go through. To survive. Well, and then I kind of made some bad choices along the way because... Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, thank you. But I made some bad choices because we didn't have the guidance that a lot of kids have today, you know, and some kids don't have it.
Starting point is 00:49:35 But I think the man all of a sudden you think you're untouchable but in reality you're not even saving for like what's important so what age are you talking about how old are you I'm talking about like 16 17 I started I started getting I started seeing sponsors I started to see sponsorships and then like I'm a to the the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the I the I the I the the I started I started I started I started I the the the th I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I turned pro for ATM click with Mark Gonzalez So Mark Gonzalez turned me pro and he turned Joey pro And when and we're at that moment I was like damn my favorite skateboarder in the world turn me pro So how is that like like growing up where you grew up all of a sudden you're in magazines
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Starting point is 00:52:09 It's like really cool, man. I shot with Kostak a bunch of times. We used to just hang out and go. And sometimes we just go could tell you right now. It's nothing like today It's just different. It's totally different. So well it's like everything. Oh go on. It's so organic Yes back then. Back then is like you had to be resourceful you had to find where you want to do your trick And then most times are like, thiii. thrown. thrown. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tod. a way it's kind of creative, you know, and you're trying something that no one's never done. And you also gotta be like, like, I remember, I remember taking you the spots,
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Starting point is 00:53:33 He's like, that's one of the best jokes I've heard. I wrote it three thes th it to me. I forgot about it. I thought about it And I because I obviously I saw a guy taking a shit the other day on the sidewalk and I'm like I'm never gonna be that free I'll never be that free as watches do that dude that dude who's just a burn and then I'm like Jason Tibo has a bit about that yeah, the free spirit. It's like Jason Tibo. Yeah, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm like, I's the the guy. I'm like, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I the guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy. I's the guy. I's the guy. I's the guy. I the guy. I the guy. I the guy. I the guy. I the guy. I's the guy. I's the guy. I's. I's. I's the the the the the guy. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw Byrne. Yeah, oh he does do that kind of yeah a couple. Yeah, but so like you know It's just like it's all been done there. It's all yeah, but like the go to these like pro-scaping. Yeah, but what I'm saying is like when you go from the the streets kind of the like this. I've been there. I've been to the street. theyretape's. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the street. the. the street. the. the. the street. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theour. You went to like Europe and stuff like like right off like what was that like? Yeah, what was it like going to Europe Australia all kinds of places? How's it like going from Echo Park now your pro skater here in Australia? What is that like? Man, it was just a partying and the women and the craziness. Yeah, it was, like he was, he wanted some product, right?
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Starting point is 00:55:08 That story, end of, end of deal. We're good, okay, kid, bye, you come in. That's it. Wow. That's how it was. That girl loved her. Yeah, sacrifice for skateboard. I gave him extra shit though. Here's a couple half yeah here he came the next day here's my mother he need more shit here my grandma uncle too
Starting point is 00:55:30 I don't know yeah keep your uncle where was the like always have like I do stay up there always be a gig where you I don't know why I made his voice like like little Michael Carlio yeah I'm Michael I'm Michael Corleone yeah yeah yeah yeah that sounds like you're scared of my Tuesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Michael Carl Carlisle. It was great. I'm Michael Corleone. Yeah, I can know it. That sounds like you're scared. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah. Is there any when you were young that I've like one like big pro-M event that kind of like was like that was. That's when you were like, holy shit. This is crazy. Yeah, Munster. You remember Munster? Munster was the O'Li. See now they got the X games games. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. they. they. the ex. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they were. they were. they were. they were like. they were like, they were like, they were. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Munster was the shit. Well, once there was the Olympic. See now they got the X Games and all the other crazy shit right? Maloof money. They got the fucking Street League and everything. That's dope.
Starting point is 00:56:11 But back then when we was hot it was the Munster was Munster was the ultimate like the biggest you had to qualify you had to make it. You had to make Canada the streets, the slam city, and then you had to go to all these other ones to get to Munster. Munster was the shit. That was like the Olympics for us. And it was kids from Brazil, from Italy. You got kids from all over there, they're there to skate and they're all pro. And back then you had like, now there's a bunch of pros. I mean, there was more like you've their their their their their their their their their their their I mean there was more like you seen these guys right you knew who they were yeah you saw Mike Valley you saw Jamie Thomas and fucking Eric
Starting point is 00:56:48 Costin and all these other dudes like and you know all our boys were there like everybody was there man and it was dope because you know you know I'm up but I'm back right there and I'm their their try and I'm the try the best and like I'm I'm a the the the the the the the the I the the I the I the the I the I the the the the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their I their I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I the the the the the the the the toy I toy I toy I tm. tm. toy I tm. I tm. I toy I tm. I tm. I t up. I'm there and I'm gonna skate my best and like, I remember one time I beat like Kareem. And like, I remember one time I beat like Kareem and I remember one time I beat like Kareem. And then I've been a lot of big names. There was like, out of 300 some skaters, I was like number 50 something. Wow. That th. At at at at at at at the the the th. the th. I. I. I. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like 30. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm. I'm. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I'm. I'm like, I'm like, I mean. I mean. I mean. I mean. I mean, I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I mean. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a one. I mean, I was like number 50 something. Wow, that's great. In the world. Yeah, but like back then in the world. Yeah, that was dope. That's huge. Man, to make it and like to be in that part.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I felt, I felt it was an honor just to be there. And I'm sure the degrees between one to 57 Because you know, in actuality, man, it's all about the nights before, like the two nights before the contest. How you treat yourself the two nights before those contests is going to make you, how it's going to determine your run. And then also if you're up, if you're on your shit skating because you have to been skating weeks before, you can't just go and be like, you're a the..the best skater gets rusty Yeah, you know stand up guy hit a groove you got to hit that you got to find your groove And you got to find your groove and make nail it and you know and the first trick?
Starting point is 00:58:10 Tric trik sets the tone first tomb first laugh you get yeah, I'm sure boom I'm in I feel like now. I'm in I feel. I'm they're they they they they they they they they love. I feel. I feel. I'm they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I they love. I feel like they love. I they love. I they love. I they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I th the. I the. I the. I the. I the. you God, now I'm in. Exactly. And you can go out there and go like, blah, blah, no one laughs. She's like, fuck, fuck, and they're like, boom, boom. Okay, now you guys, we're cool? We're cool. We're good. Now we're good. Now we're good. Now, we're good.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Yeah, that's exactly. I'm newer to stand up so like and I work at the comedy store so like I'll get a spot I'll get a development spot or a little spot. All of a sudden they're like oh Lucy just dropping it on you and the other guys. The other guys the more seasoned guys like Sam and they handle it all they're like oh cool yeah he can't have the spot Yeah I'll go up right after him my heart I'm like is I can't, I get fucking nervous. You know, because you gotta now follow these guys going, hey, you know what's weird? You're like, you're gonna have to up the Annie. The guys, I grew up watching on TV for 20 years, they're just jumped in front of you, dude. And now, how's your, how's your, you know what's, it's weird. It's scary. And these these these these these these guys, these guys, these, these, the guys, the guys, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. You. You. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, to. You're straight, Andrew Dice Clay bumped me every night at the comedy store. So you just don't get that anywhere else. You don't get that every night.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Him, Eddie Griffin, and Joe Rogan. I was following one of them every night. They vacuumed the power out of the room. Now you're just sitting there in there. And he was just like, he couldn't even speak. Yeah, he couldn't. Or Jim Carrey sits in and they're just like,
Starting point is 00:59:51 I'll watch this. Yeah, they're done. Yeah, it's crazy, comedy. So then, whatthe first big break or not? That was that was like the first not like my first big split up like if you want to say pro spotlight yeah that was like a big spread I had that was the biggest spread I've ever had that was like a 10 page interview. Yeah. God you never saw that anymore. You shot everything didn't you shot everything most remember? Yeah. Yeah. So then a fight broke out that day back to the fight I got I I I I I I I you you the that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. You. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You shot. You. You shot. You shot. You shot. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that.. So then a fight broke out that day, back to the fight. I got, I got my homies, family, everybody in the back of it. In that picture, that picture is legendary. I want that, what's that on my wall. That would be a cool black and white. You should find that.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Do you still have that picture? Uh the family was two different gangs. Three different gangs. Oh, but see, your intention is right. There's actually more, but they weren't there, but I don't think. But there's, there was two different rival gangs, right? And like they brought their homies, and they brought they were there. They were there. Yeah, to be in the shoot, right? My cousin, I won't say no names or people, but they brought home boys and some of my members of my family didn't get along with my cousin, that's how big my family is. My dad has 22 brothers and sisters. What? My mom has 16. So, um, whole is a huge
Starting point is 01:01:16 family. I'm the oldest, I'm the oldest of eight. So, uh, there's a lot of us. And so there's a lot of us and so Right there and behind us was I had my son. I had my godson sitting on my skateboard and I'm right there trying to organize shit Remember and he's like hey are we gonna be cool man? I'm like dude, Cossack chill. We good man. I got you ain't gonna let anything happen to you fool me got me. I'm gonna we're with me. I had to call the threat thu thoooo tho. th me. th me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me the the the the tho the the the tho the the the tho the the the the the tho the the the tho the tho the the the tho the tho they they they they they they they they're they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo toy. toy. toy. toy. their toy. the street up we filled the whole fucking block up on Echo Park remember yeah and then I had to olly up the thing I did an Ollie on I did this Ollie and it's a huge it like a big bump and then there's a gap I have to clear first time ever doing that one too in front of my mom and you stuck it and you stuck it still yeah yeah I know it but everyone was on the side the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. the th. the the th the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeee only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only I th, I don't know if guy was there, but Gabriel, Joey and Rudy were there. And, um, wow. So I had all these dudes, I had my friends, my family, homeboys, and their friends. And it was just a big thing.
Starting point is 01:02:14 They all wanted to be in a magazine, they were like, fuck, yeah, they're involved, right? It's like a party. And so one, they're lining up on the side and the way you had it, one white boy. The way you had, yeah, one gringo right here. The biggest moth fucker there. Yeah, but he's not trying to get, he's like, I mean, the fuck, I mean, the fuck. If you know Rick, I love Rick Rick being like well in they were I say yeah we took the final portrait they're like they're like they're like wow yeah you
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Starting point is 01:03:53 Yeah, and, and, and, um, and then trying was bad ass man and that's the backyard of my mom's house and a lot of shit's gone down there like can't even put it on air but but yeah but it it was cool to have that because that's where I come out of you know I'm born and raised out of at the park and this is what my environment is right here and so I was showing that and I've always been kind of, I've always been kind of like maybe the first skateboarder to ever come out of an environment like that and to be from where I am and to come out of and to still stuck it and to make it pro. I mean,
Starting point is 01:04:36 you have Jesse Martinez, but Jesse Martinez, the beach, I'm going to keep it real with you. You're from the beach. It's Venice beach. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the thee, I've, I've thee, I've th. th. th. th. I've th. I've th. I th. I, I th, I, I th, I, I, I th, I th, I, I, I I th, I I, I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm thi, thi, the, thr. I've theea' thoooooooooooooooeea. I've thea. I've thea, the thea, the gonna keep it real with you. You're from the beach, it's Venice Beach. I love Venice Beach, but like, we in the LA City hood, you filming, it's different. Way different. Way different. So, when all due respect to Jesse Martinez and all the other, you know, because he's the only one I ever respected as a gang member, like that, as a pro skateboarder, who, who, who, who, who, thian, thian, thian, tho, thee, thee, thee, thee, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, thi, thi, thi, th. It's, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, th.......................... It, it, th........ It, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a thi, is a thi, is a thi, thi, thi, thi. It's a thin, th. th. thin, th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. It's know I got love for him and my dad did time with his brother Who knows him really good and then on his brother money is like an O. G. So he has Venice across his neck and shit Would all love but but but I came out of the environment with you know Jesse was like at the beach fucking putting it down hard but me I came out of the city so with that it just led a whole different kind of like? the people, it? It just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, I, it just, I, I, I th, I, I, I th, I, I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, th. th. thi, thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the of like the people knew where I came from and knew me more. So we went on tour it was like, hey man like I had this one dude with a with Dimitri was with
Starting point is 01:05:30 me Dimitri's right. Demetri's dope. Camerman for Jackass. Yeah, he's he's a neat. We're in Germany in Hamburg. We said fuck it. Everybody want to go to the hotel. We said, fuck it, man, let's just buy some bottles and go kick it and walk the streets. Meets you can drink, dude. Dmitri outdrink my ass all the time. So we go and we're, we want to look for something to get into. We're looking at this, oh, in Hamburg, by the way, there's nothing but they th. The stripper. My name is Enga. She's like 45 years old fucking big old fucking sloppy Nasty ass fucking Burley bitch that looks like she could be a linebacker but she's like I'm Inga you know and like so we're like like okay we're gonna go in here and chill and yeah and she goes oh you're a medican boy and so we go in there we had
Starting point is 01:06:15 enough of that we come back out and we this dude's outside and he calls him to tupac and he has a fucking Tupac. He has two AKs and it says Tupac right here on his shoulder. I'm like, what the far? You fucking kidding me? So me and Demetia are like, dude, what are you fucking kidding? So he's like, hey man, are you like gangster or what? Because I'm gangster of Germany. I'm like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm a gangster? What's up? And he goes, you're from my, I had a Los Angeles judge. There's a picture of that too, where I'm holding a gun that I bought from him. I'm holding a gun and a bottle of beer and walking down the street and Demetri took that photo of me. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:06:51 That's fucking notally. Yeah, I'm wearing a gold chain. I got a go, I'm a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, t... I'm a, t. I'm a, t. I'm a, t. I'm a, t. I'm a, t. I'm a, t. I'm t.. tot. t. tot, t. t. tot, t. ta. totally. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I looks real. I know what the fuck it looks like. It's, it's, but it doesn't have that real big kick though, you know. But it's look, it looks, so I said, fuck it, I gotta have this. So I'm talking to this guy and he's like, yeah, man, I'm like, tu-like tupac, I'm like, well, I'm fucking, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tha, tha, th. I'm, tha, th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I said, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm, I'm, I'm, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. th. th. th. th live by my house. He's like, oh cool man, cool, come to my car. And so we start talking, he's like, oh man, you're very good. I love gangsters, you know, I'm gangster too.
Starting point is 01:07:31 And he looked like a punk rocker. He looked like Billy Idol. Is this the guy in the big brother video? What did he say? He was like, he, he, he, he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, oh, th. He was, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. He, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. th. th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he, he, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was, th. He was like, th. He was like, th. He was like, th. He was, the Big Brother video. Dude Demetri, no, I don't know. I think Dimitri filmed him, right? Really? He was like, no. God, he said, it's at the end of a boob. Oh no, no, no, no, that was, wait. This was like in the beginning of the heart of, like, the heart ofunk of his car and popped out all this stolen equipment. He's like, I go, wait, is this car yours? He goes, hey man, it doesn't matter. It's cool. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Everything is me. You know, it's I'm Germany. I'm gangster. And like, I'm okay. He pops out, he pops out. He pops out. I'm like, no shit. What? What's up with this whole time the meat she's rolling with you guys yeah was me true but is he tripping or now? Demet you's like dude this dude's fun let's hang out with him like he wanted to fucking this try and I'm like fucking let's kick it you know what I mean like to try to you know i don't know th i th. you. you. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's like. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. This is. This is. This is. This is. this dude's. He's. He's. He's. He's. this dude. This dude. This dude. He's. He's. This. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. this. this. this is this is this is this is this is this this is this this in there yeah so it'd be bad so I'm like dude look I go look I am so he's he's driving first of all those cars are on the wrong side the driver's seats on the wrong side I mean they fucking let's get it right yeah they're driving on the wrong side right so fuck. Pay attention to the road, fucker. Like, you know, worst boy, he wants us both to sit in the back. Yeah. We both sat in the back seat. He's in the front and he's showing off looking back, trying to like tell
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Starting point is 01:09:48 We win all around this screen and landed right back to where we came from. And he said, go ahead, shoot. And I shoot him. Bamb the air. And the air. I'm like fucked up and smoking weed and shit. We had Bud and he, you know, I'm with Tupac. Fuck, I don't care. He's Tupac of Germany. Like, I don't care, you know. And so I pop off the gun and I'm just like,
Starting point is 01:10:09 and then these cops come and they're just tell us all this fucking, you can, um, Hagen does that. I'm look I pulled out of my my passport. I'm American. I'm a pro skateboarder That's all I know and then they let us go they go right and they told him something and he goes oh It's okay here just put gun away don't shoot no more what and what and if we would have been in LA would have been a helicopter Yeah, yeah, we'd have been on news all kind of shit that's gonnaetri. Dimitri was my partner in crime the whole time. He knew that I had this gun. I said let's keep this away from Karim. We can never tell him that we got pulled over. We can't tell him nothing. So on tour we met up with Rodney and all the other fellas. Rodney Crager, Lave. the th- th, all, all, all, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, th, I, I, th, I, th, thu, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th, th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I tha, thr, tha, thr, thr, tha, toda, today, today, today, today, today, today, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, me, I'm over here, I like to fuck around and do my thing. So at every contest I would like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, and then everybody would be like, thunda, baa, baa, and I'd just duck out and hide and everybody thought it was gunshots and then Demech's be like, and Demetianne's like, Demetianne's like, it's a fucking bad boy shit, I th... I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I, and I, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and then, then, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, then, then, th. And, then, then, then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, bam, bam, bam, we're in Switzerland, LaZan. And Rodney's like, international bad boy shit right here. That is,
Starting point is 01:11:27 that's international, guys. So, so fucking Rodney Mullin is getting arrested by the fucking Politzi again. Here we go, like he's getting busted and Rodney Craig and everybody and I'm like, they're looking for me because I popped it off from the room like the third floor, you know and I'm just just like, so like, so th. so th. th. th. th. So, so th. So, so th. So I th. So I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, so, so, so, so I th. th. the th. the the the th. th. th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the the the the the the the the the the the they. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, the the room like the third floor, you know, and I'm just like So I had to go turn myself in and say Rodney's ass. He's like, oh, oh, thank you Fabian. You know Rodney He walks like a pigeon like fucking something. Dude Rodney, man. It was me. I'm sorry. He's like, they're trying to take me to jail the jail. Like, I call Karemah. I. I. I. I. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. I call. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Thank. th. Thank. Thank. th. Thank. Thank. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Thank. Thank. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, don't know, like, I told him I didn't know anything, like, you know, like he's all fucking so scared. Scared as fuck. What was jail like there? I don't know, I never been.
Starting point is 01:12:13 They didn't arrest you. They didn't take me either. God damn, you got nine lives. So you're a skateboarding. So you get in a pornography. Oh, I got in a porn through, uh, I went to an audition, my boy, Billy. You went to a porn audition?
Starting point is 01:12:28 I went to, I went to, I went to, I went to a place, an audition to go skate with Billy Valdez. See, Billy's the reason why, now I know it, damn it. Billy's fault. It is Billy's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the the the the the hurts so how'd you come up with that well Frank because Frank you know what I mean it's a fucking dick yeah like a dick but but then it's my uncle Frank he calls off he calls them for fat so but anyway frank and then hurts then hurts because that mother fucker hurts sometimes yeah that's what I get from you know they're portering from no ways down I'm just saying but um it just hurts so you're so you're gonna so you're so you're so so you're that that that that the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their fr that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there the the the there you're the the the the the there you're th there you're th thr thr thi from, you know, I'm Puerto Rican from the waist down, I'm just saying, but it just hurts. So you're Puerto Rican, oh, I really am.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Yeah. Are you Puerto Rican, you Mexican? Oh, okay. I'm Puerto Rican, you're the waist down and Mexican. Okay, so Puerto Rican's got big dicks. Well, I don't know if you want to get hurt, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, now. Easy Sam, easy. This could be a porn cast. Let's just change it from pod to porncast. No, let's not. Let's play some music here right here, yeah. So, you go down to do an audition.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Okay, go to an audition. They want us to skate in the pool, in a porn. And fucking do a bunch of tricks. Me, Billy, Joey, Joey, Guy., the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the They wanted us to skate in the pool in a porn and fucking do a bunch of tricks. Me, Billy, Joey, Guy, fucking Seas, a bunch of guys, shit, Keenan was alive back then. It was back in those days. It was, so we were all like, you know, we were all fucking like,
Starting point is 01:13:59 like a party central. It's like mid, mids no like mid mid maybe 97 ninety eight ninety seven and um we said fuck it let's go my boy Danny Koojave it's a pro snowboarder he got us on this company called left that was out of black flies and we were all on a snowboard team that to their to'n't toe'n't porn start I was like what the f-son'n-fo. I I to to to the to to the to to the the to their. I their. I their. I their. When I their. When I their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their their their their their their their. their their their. I their their their their. I their. I their their their tm. their their their their the their the the the the the to to to to to to to to toboard? Same gear? That's crazy. And then only barely even toubea's both of them. And like what I did was, I, we went to this audition and there was no pool. We're like, what the fuck? We're in Santa Monica.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Like, we're in Switzer and like some guys, some weird looking guys. So we're standing around and they're like, hey, they come up to me and they say, hey, the girl, some dude that looks like Cisco with, he had bleach hair, but he was black, dark skin with blonde hair, he comes to me like, he's like, remember Cisco, that tant, that was shit back then, oh yeah, so that was my song, some, so song, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, comes up to me hey cake the girl that girl Nicole her name is Nicole Ehrlich she goes by the name of Samantha and and porn she wants to know if you could take your shirt off and come in
Starting point is 01:15:13 front of the camera if you like to be in a movie fucking to the sudden I'm like wait hold up here's my break right here hold you've had so many different lives man I should fucking do this huh and then my friends like go go go go you should do hey Fabbs here you're you call yourself fabulous Faves everybody Billy Billy's like go go to go to go to do it you always want to be you know because we've all yeah and fucking have swapped and done some crazy shit in hotels with bitches, so we know who the porn star really is in this room, you know what I'm saying? So then they're like, go and do it? And I'm like, uh, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 01:15:52 thrown to do it? I'm like, I'm trying to, I'm too'n't, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, thk, thk, thk, I was kind of scared. But then I look at the criteria and who I'm gonna be working with, and I went, oh, okay, I'll sign the dotted line. So I went in the owner and I took the shirt off, and I was like, and I were like, yeah, they did that to Billy, they did it to a few of us, but they picked me, like go figure so I was like Fug that's kind of been a dream of mine you know I've always whacked off the lot to fucking porn and shit as a kid
Starting point is 01:16:32 So why why not try it you know what I mean? Let's be my hands meet what the fuck I was doing all this time like and let's show some fucking face yeah yeah the kirts let's the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f from from from from from from from from from theirts th k k k k kirtz th kirtz th kia'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a' th. I th. I th. I th. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I the. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was th. I a good name. Let's do it. Frank Kurtz. Frank hurts. Let's fucking hurt them and then so I went in there and then 90 days till I was getting tanned going to fucking getting getting all these aim tests Yeah, and so I was doing all that shit and they paid for everything like the full-body tan and it wasn't a spray it. It was some other shit. the that. the up and I ate it and shit the other day with you so So like now we had some good time now. I'm tannin now, but like naturally All organic and raw. Yeah, so Now it's different. I mean I look back at that like fuck. That's crazy like you know I was living a double life. I had a baby mama at home. Yeah, but I was like? Living the porn baby mama skater so you fucking. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the fucking. I the fucking. I the fucking. I th. I th. I the fucking. I that. I that. I th. I the fucking. I that. I that. I that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I their. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. te. te. te. te. tan. tan. tan. tan. tan. tan. tan. te. I te. I, I had a baby mama at home. Yeah, but I was like living the porn, baby mama, skater, gangster, fucking, what the fuck? So your first porn? You just, you rolled in and did it? How was it? thrown, fucking, I ended up, it was just an oral scene, and um, it's so funny because it was like involved skateboarding, right? And we're at, look, here's the, here's the craziest shit. I don't even think you know this.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Me and Guy, we roll up because guys my road dog at the time. He's fucking with me the whole way. I'm like his bodyguard slash fucking chaperone, whatever you want to call it, best friend. We go up five o'clock in the morning at Camarillo Skate Park. They have a set up tarps a truck and they have a F-350 for me to drive with this girl named Anastasia, Anastasia Blue. I know who that is. I know who that is. She's big on the anal scene. Yeah, all right. So I know her too. Yeah, Anastasia blue. She's dope. Anyway, she's my first, she broke my cherry in in that mother fucker and she was like whatever. She's. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. th. th. my first, she broke my cherry in that motherfucker and she was like, whatever, she's like, look, honey, eat a lot of fruit so make your, you'll make your sperm tastes really good. So I'm like, okay, I'm not fucking, I'm eating fruit, looking at her like, okay, I dogged a whole bunch of grapes.
Starting point is 01:18:38 Now I got diarrhea, bitch, I had all kinds of fruit. I was, I fucked up all kinds of, I'm like, man, I feel sick, so I had to go use a toilet a couple times. Like, fuck, this bitch fucking set me up. And like, you know, so now it came time to perform. I'm like, guys skating over there and then guy comes in, he's like, dude, I go, guys like, that the kids, they's skating............. They's, their. They's, their. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. F. F. F. th. th. tap tape. tape, f. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. tap toy. tap tap. th th. th. th. F. th. like, is that faping Alamar over there doing the porno? And I'm like, that just made my dick creep back in, like, oh no, back into its foreskin. Yeah. And like, I got nothing but Shale Bubboo Foreskin hanging in. I don't even got a dick no more. Yeah. Because I'm scared.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Yeah. And like, I'm like, this is fucking double seven gangster shit and so I fucking I am I'm like damn hold on you're talking about these kids are coming and then I see two kids coming and I'm like hey can we get the kids can we get the minors out of here this is some adult shit and plus I'm a pro fucking skater you know and they're like there's a there's a the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I th I th I th th th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I I I I I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thousand. I'm thi. I'm thousand. I'm th thousand. I'm th th thousand. I'm th th th th th th th th know and they're like there's a there's a okay Cisco was an actor a porn actor and he was a boom guy and he was the boom guy and and you got everyone else that was like a part fucking up being the crew had it was cast believe that they all had double jobs and I was only one that was there for the job and like the girl they drove her in and like I'm like like I was like the the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the the the the the the the the girl the girl the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the girl the girl the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the the the the the the the the th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the I'm very fucking weird like this like she had a bunch of spots on like it was like cold I guess. Yeah. And I'm like wait wait I told the other girl come here.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Fucking Nicole Ehrlich Samantha whatever the fuck they could she's got spots all over her body man. What's going on? Am I gonna catch a today? What's it's like cold honey? If you It's six in the morning. Okay, okay. I believe. Well, taught her to eat a lot of fruit too, because it made me diarrhea. She just gave me fucking a pound of grapes. Hold on, you were shooting at six in the morning? We're shooting at six, 15, more, six, thirty. And like, how do porn starts? They don't go to sleep. in they were they the night the the night the other skull yeah yeah a lot of that probably the night before I was parting with Dimitri and always Dimitri
Starting point is 01:20:48 was at firecracker downtown downtown and then Chinatown yeah so we're the meet you's a bad boy the mechus of dude the last time I ran into Dimitr he had a bunch of shrooms I he's like dude I just got a too I just got a thru-I the the the the the the th r r r r r res thru thru-I just got thru-I just got thru-I thru-I thru-I thru-I thru-I thru-I thrusha-I thrusha-I thrusha-I thru-I thrusha-I th th th th th th the I just just just thrushed I just just thrushes thrushes thrushes thrushes thrube just got just got just got just got just got just got just got just got just got just got just got thrum I just got thrub I just got thrub I just got thrub I just got thrush thrush thrush thrushes thrushes thrushes thrushes to to to to thrushes to to to to to to to to to the I just got to to thrushes to thrushes thrushes take one. I took it. It was like dope. I got so fucking stone. It was like random running into him. But that that that shoot was crazy man. So after the after my scene, she tells me, hey, she tells me, hey, she tells me, did you eat a lot of fruit? okay? And whatever you do, don't nut in my eye. Don't nut in your eye, you said? Okay. I mean, I don't really have that much good aim. I don't even know if I have aim.
Starting point is 01:21:32 Yeah. But I will try not to nut in your eye. I'm gonna try my best thing she told me. I'm like, okay, so we have this scene and we have lines to remember and shit, but there's no script. There's no script. There's no script. Just say, I've always won with that. Hey, I don't know, we weren't at Vivid. So I think Vivid might have scripts. Yeah, that's the next level. Yeah, but we were like some like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th, th. T, they th. T, th. T, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't they they don't they they they don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're the th. They're th. th. the. the. theeeeeat theeeeeat theeeeee. theeeee. thee. thee. the. they're they're they're they're th has to be the boom operator at the tap you know what I'm saying? So I don't know dog but it was crazy. Anyway, she tells me here so just just tell me like some just just um they're gonna want you to tell me something I go okay fine I'll tell you fucking um oh honey can you go go get my skateboard out the trunk out the back of the truck and she goes oh okay swed c- th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr-I thr-I thr-I thr-I thr-I thrown. thrown, thrown, the thrown, the thrown, the the thrown thrown the the thr- thr- the thr- tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel toy. tel toy. toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy tttoy ttoy tee te tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel toy. te the truck and she goes, oh okay sweetie like and then she goes I can't find it poppy and she's on her hands and knees and they show her like crawling up I can't find it poppy and I'm like oh damn it so I gotta go do everything
Starting point is 01:22:33 myself man so I'm acting mad like I got to go back there and then I go back there and I look at the bed and she go back to like, and I'm supposed to be mad. Like, I'm like, man, like, I'm really mad, you know, like, and I go, oh man, see, that's why I don't ask you to do anything. And then I come back up there. She goes, come here, poppy. And I go, I shit goes down and she just gives me oral head Yeah, oral head Just it just gave me oral and then And then it ended right there, but I did shoot her in the eye
Starting point is 01:23:10 Oh, I shot the bitch in the eye and I think it was the left eye and she was telling me no and then It's so crazy because she told me not to but the second one I didn't have no control of you you you you you you you you the the the to you the to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to the to to the the the to to the the to the to to the to the to the the the to the the the second the the second the second the second the second the second told the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second the second one the second one the second one the second one to to to to to to to to to told I told I to told. I told. I to to told. I th. I th. I one one th. I th. the the the the the the the the the the second one. I the first one won't and then the second one even hits a little further yeah so that one hit her in the eye and she was like and the scenes he's like oh my god oh yeah I walk in you got all watching it's it's crazy we have to end right now we're at our time because we only do an hour baby we loved having you this you were one of the best guests ever this you were one the best guess I I thr th I th I th you th you th you th you th you th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus th thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the the the the thus. the' thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th thus thus thus thus thus. thus. the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thus. the the of the best guests ever this I can I can hear this for three hours we'll definitely have you back Rick thank you so much for coming Fabi do you want to plug your Instagram your Twitter your Facebook projects are doing now's your time what what do you got going on how they find you okay you can find me on Instagram at actor Fabian Alamar on Facebook I'm just Fabian Alam I am I am Fabian Alam I'm I'm doing a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I I I I th I th I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th is I th I th I th I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm th I'm th I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just. I'm just Fabian Alamar and I am I am Fabian Alamar FAB I am ALO MAR. I'm doing a bunch of projects with filming right now.
Starting point is 01:24:10 We're doing movies and I just finished a project called Joy of a film that's gonna it we did it with some French people that were out here making a film and it'll be in it'll be in Europe and also in America. I'm working on also I just landed another I just landed I've got booked on on Friday last week for a one-hour television show coming up and I'll be working with my friend Noalgi. Me and my friends from the Cholos Try we're doing this Cholos Tri videos on YouTube on you could go to me too but you'll find them on YouTube but go to me to and look at Cholos Try really funny and there's Carlos try. Cholo th th th th th. th. Cholo th. the th. th. the th. the th. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's th. We there's there's there's th. We there's there's there's there's th. We're there's there's there's th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We there's there's there's there's th. We there's th. We're th. th. there's th. I th. I th. I th th tho tho the the the the the the the theole the the the thri the thri the thri. I the. I the. I to me too but you'll find them on YouTube but go to me to and look at trolls try really funny really funny and there's Carlos
Starting point is 01:24:47 Omar and Mario there's four of us and also really quick you're gonna start you're gonna get into stand up you're thinking about yeah yeah I'm thinking of like but I want to kind of get the feel of like how to put a bid together and get things going. So yeah I hear it fucking walks he do you know who Momo Rodriguez is no do you know who Carlos Mencia's yeah okay so you got a no momo he's his friend is little his Hispanic friends really good friend they're those two are gonna help me and I got my friend Noel G to help me out that's great awesome that I know I know Rick do you want to plug anything yeah yeah watch King the the the thing yeah watch the king I watch I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the things. things. things. things. things. things. th. th. the. thr the. thr the. the the. the the the the the the excited. Yeah, it's gonna be a good show. Bad ass, dude, badass Sam. I've been seeing that.
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Starting point is 01:26:05 We're friends with a lot of other podcasts. We're friends with Crabbeys. Just a ton of other. Sam has punch drunk. So if you guys like Fabian, why don't you twea twea twea? Why don't you twea? Why don't you? twea twea? to be the hear more about Fabian. Yeah, me too. He's so interesting. Hey, my favorite food is Sassie Sweets. You guys should check out Sassie Sweets. You guys should check.
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