Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat #68: The Curious Case Of Mike Ward
Episode Date: February 28, 2018Thanks for tuning into another fun festive episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode Ryan and Sam welcome Canadian comics Mike Ward and Abdul Butt to the show to discuss Mike Ward's freed...om of speech trial in front of Quebec’s Human Rights Tribunal in Canada. It's getting fucking crazy out there for comics! Thank you for all of your support!
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Hey, man.
What the fuck are you guys even talking about?
Are you ready to get your mind blown?
Revolution will be podcasted.
Thanks coming on the show.
This is our Timfoyl Hack with Sam Tripoli and Ryan Davis, and we appreciate you coming down.
We are with a guest, Michael Ward, is it Mike or Michael Ward?
What do you prefer?
Mike Ward out of Canada.
Yeah, and his buddies join us.
Abdul but, and I knocked that out.
And I knocked that out, I knocked that out.
You did, man, you did it.
Yeah, how was high school with that?
How's elementary school at that name? No, not at all. I do butt a lot. Dude, I had to be a smart ass.
That's how I get back.
Dude, I was just talking about that on stage, about how we want to get rid of bullying.
Without bullying, I would not be sitting here with you to that same.
There's no, like no, no president would be president.
Microsoft wouldn't exist.
Like bullying fucking makes better people.
I think we're really trying to create mediocre people.
I mean, it does, dude.
To speak, you know, it's like,
we've talked about this on the show before,
but like, me and my friends at some point stopped fighting physically.
And we started verbally destroying each other.
And little that I know later on in my life, that
would be my calling card for hecklers and I'm like I'm known for being able to
handle horrible rough rooms because I just dealt with like people who had
personal information on me that could light me up and then I would do what we
called later in high school to Triply Low Blow where I just fucking
knee-cap yet at some point when I was done with it but that would never have happened if we thought if
they had put everybody in protective hats and clothes and nobody felt
anything at all you got to go through everything so that you can feel
everything yeah like my brother has kids and now kids like when his kids have
their birthday parties he's got
to give presents to the kids to come to his kids party.
What? I don't know if this is just a Canadian thing. All right. Because my my
son went down. Did you tell him did you just say that if I throw a birthday
party for a kid I have to get gifts for the other kids? Yeah, like I didn't know that.
Maybe that's just a Canadian thing.
It's very polite.
I was having my, it is polite.
Like on my brother's, like his kids party.
And then he, after he's like, yeah, the parents were saying my presents for their kids were
shitty.
And I was like, fuck them. It's, like, it's this weird mentality that everyone fucking deserves a medal and everyone
is number one.
Fuck you, they're winners and losers.
And sometimes it's their birthday, sometimes it's your birthday.
You know what it is, man, it's, I have this feeling, like, my theory is that political correctness
is coming from the rules of society to be are being applied to business.
And then it bleeds over to everything else.
Like, you know, like I believe that women, and we've said this before this podcast.
I believe that women make the rules of society, how we interact.
Okay.
And that's why you got to be nice to people.
You don't treat people bad, you know, interact, show respect.
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And what we're seeing now is this is this bleeding into this thought that
business and the rules should be applied to everything. And now you can say,
Sam, this is a birthday party or whatever. But there was a, there was a study done that found that women make 70%
of the purchases.
They have some sort of influence on 70% of the purchases.
And once businesses heard that, the opinion of men did not matter.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
So that's how all those fucking commercials with the husband that's a fucking
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You know, it's just like, and women don't get that.
That's like, like my friends were, and ever, comics I've ever had to follow.
I love her.
I didn't go see Ghostbusters.
Because I know when it's all female cast, I know the jokes are just going to be,
guys are dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, guys are dumb.
Because I've watched enough television to know where this is going. The opposite way, it's just never going to happen. Pitch somewhere where women are
idiot. You'll never sell it. Do you guys know that the UFC for their Invictus fights are
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And so why don't we get into how this start?
Now is it one case or has it been a multiple cases?
It's one case. I got, I did a joke about this little kid who was famous in French Canada.
I did this joke in French because I work in French and in English.
But this little boy, he's a little disabled boy, he was like a
make a wish kid. His dream was to sing for the Pope. He sang for the Pope, which is a fucking
weird wish, but anyway. Jim Gaffaigan opened for the Pope and got booed off stage. How crazy is that? They were just like, boo, bring up the Pope. Sacrifice the children. Go on. But yes, so he, he sang for the potea. the. the, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the, he, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. to, he. to. to, to. to. to. to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to sing, the to, to, to, the to sing, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the Pope, sacrifice the children, go on. But yeah, so he sang for the Pope, and then he, it was front page news back home, then
Celine Dion flew him down to Vegas, that was front page news, and he was like, he was in
the news a lot for a while, and then like, he came out with an album, and my joke was
just like, why isn't he dead yet? Like we fucking, if thi, that's the deal. If we give you your wish, you have to go. And then this stupid rant about how I tried to murder him
and I tried to drown him and he's unkillable and blah blah blah.
And people just fucking lost their mind, not right away,
but like three or four years later,
like I stopped doing the joke in 2013.
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that's bullying and blah, and like the people,
at first it wanted me to give them 80,000, went to court,
and then the judge said I had to give him 42,000, which I'm not, I'm never going to pay that,
but now it's under appeal and then if we lose the appeal it'll be the Supreme Court.
And the thing though about Canada that's really fucked up and Abdul is Canadian too,
like I thought when this happened I was like no but the First Amendment and my lawyer was like yeah but we don't have first amendment in Canada.
Oh my god it's totally right man. Because like we think like as Canadians like like I thought, you know, I thought free speech was like,
you know, for everybody.
For everybody.
Especially in Canada, we have fucking free,
free health care, we should have free speech.
No, you guys have everything.
You guys like, we kind of look at Canada's like,
they get it right.
They got great coke.
Yeah, you guys have the best. I don't know how you got it from Latin and jumped up to, but
the Coke is always the best. He got, I mean, you guys got adult bookstores in your malls,
which I just would blow people's minds here. Have you ever been a Montreal strip club?
Yes. I've only been to Montreal once a long time ago, but man. The best strip clubs are the ones outside of the city that you can, like, they're all, their they're all, they're all, their they're all, their they're all, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, tho, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to, t ones outside of the city that you can, like, they're all
like basically legal horehouses.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
I was just talking about that.
Tax ass, man.
Why not?
All vices should be legal.
If they don't hurt anybody else, they should be legal.
There's no reason I'm going to jail because I liked to get shit on by a fucking hooker.
Or whatever that is, I should never go to jail.
And you know, that's why I kind of thought Canada would be about you guys.
I've always felt like your most conservative politician or person is probably a liberal in America.
Yeah. You know, like, you know, you guys fought back from a Fox News being able to broadcast
in your country because a law that says you cannot spread lies.
I think that what happened with me is the fact that we're known for being nice hurts free
speech.
Because like, you only have to protect speech that is mean.
Like, you, you'll never make a law like we can't say
anymore that lesbians are amazing. Because lesbians, if you say lesbians are amazing. Lesbians,
they're like, we are amazing. But if you say lesbians are fucking horrible people, but if you say
lesbians are horrible people, you'll get lesbians that'll be angry, but you have to protect that. Like you should be allowed
to fucking say what you want. Well the truth about anything is, and this is the ACLU here
or any of that, it's not about protecting the good shit. It's about making sure everybody
gets protected. It's like no matter how horrible a crime is, you don't want this guy not to have a lawyer
because you don't like what he did.
You have to protect all people at all times because everybody loves a witch hunt until
you're the witch.
And you don't know when you're going to be the witch.
You just think you're like spinning out stuff and it's like, fuck no.
Dude, I just think of all these amazing comics I know who've said stuff that's even worse
than that.
In America, and nothing happens either they get boot off stage or they get this giant fucking
following.
Yeah.
You know, what's her name?
Ashley Simpson?
And what was her sister?
Nicole?
Okay.
Which one was the hot one?
Nicole Simpson?
Like David Tell's joke was like, you know Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson was a hot one then the fat one and the other one
No, there's two there was Jessica Simpson and Ashley Simpson the one that fucked up at
S&L yeah and then just try to dance off dance what a fucking weird way to save that yeah
Yeah like I'm gonna fucking do a hoe down but you know what that is dude? That is when we create instant
pop stars. When you just add water to a fucking act and you tore on it. She has no life
skills to deal with that moment. There's a reason why you go through it to get to it. And
that is to learn what happens when shit hits the fan. Is to be in that moment when it ain't right. And to get through it. But you know it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like David it's like David it's like David the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the fan is to be in that moment when it ain't right and they get through it but but you know it's like David tells favorite my one of
my favorite jesca simpsom fantasy Jessica's sitting there with her boot on
her sister throw and I don't I didn't do any justice to that but it's a long
lines of that it's like harmless and so where does this come from because you guys are
socialists when you say you're socialists in Canada is this socialism is this
fascism it's I think it's just it's being too nice like our country is being
run by a care bear right now like it's it's like it's like who for
Del Castro's kid yeah like yeah he just congratulated the team
the Canadian men's
hockey team for getting third place. Yeah, they won, congrats for winning
bronze. Oh, I thought that was the worst. That sport? Yeah, just, just sweep that one
under the rug. Don't say anything. There was a woman on the Canadian hockey team for, that when she, what the Americans won and then they put the silver medal on
her and she took it off right away, which you should do. Like if you just
lost a hockey game you shouldn't, especially if you're Canadian like it's our
fucking sport and you just lost to a country that doesn't even know the hockey
really exists. Right. You shouldn't be like, yay and then people like in Canada were angry and they're like that you're not not rep rep rep rep rep. You're not the the the the they. You're not they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, too. And, t. And in Canada were angry and they're like, you're not repressed, you're not good for Canada and representing us well and fuck you.
Well for me dude, it's just like she can do whatever the fuck she wants with that metal.
Because she's the one who put in the time and effort to do it. Yeah, it's her metal.
She doesn't have to wear it if she doesn't want to. Who are you to tell? Like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. their. that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that? Who are you to tell? Like, that's this whole thing, man, this group mentality that we're getting to.
The purpose, what, what, this kid,
whether he wanted to do it or not,
ask for fame.
Yeah, I think, sorry, I was just gonna say,
the difference is with him is like, it's's actually like a law that he's now, they're saying he brought.
That's where it gets crazy.
It's not about popularity or what the public says.
It's literally a law which is insane.
You can't do that.
And you know what's so funny is because, again, it comes from, you know, like we have,
we have our trans stuff going on right now and you got your professor Peterson who's going through that right now, Jordan Peterson, who's like just basically saying like, I don't care if you want to be called shim, sham, shop, bob, babbidoo
bop or whatever you want to be called, you just, you can't pass a law to tell me I have to say that,
which is my whole theory on everything. You don't have to, you don't have to like gay people. I don't give a shit, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the tho, the the tho, the the the the the the the too, the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, you just can't tell me that you can't pass a lot of saying they can't get married.
You can hate them all you want to.
I really don't give a fuck.
But you can't pass a law that says you can enforce your beliefs on anything.
You know, that is the whole point between church and state.
What's fucked up about Peterson is at first, like before you hear them, if you just read what the media writes, like they try to make them out like this fucking
right-wing nut job, and then you listen to him and you're like, yeah, that makes sense.
Like, pretty much, like maybe not everything, but you know, he, like, every, it seems to make
sense what he's saying.
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Instead of going, fuck you. No, come deal with it, man.
That comes back to the bullies. It comes right back to that whole thing,
where now nobody could get bullied. It's all systematic done. It's all done on purpose to get everybody
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back home called the Human Rights Commission.
Tell me about this fucking thing.
Every, like the only place in the world where there's a human rights commission
or tribunal is at the Hague for the UN where they go after like war criminals and blah,
and they go after like war criminals and blah blah blah they get nobody. And then Canada has one and every individual province has one. So they're
the ones that sued me and the ones that sued me, one of their employees got
arrested for having sex with a five-year-old kid and that's what happens.
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Yeah, no, he raped a little kid.
He pleaded guilty.
And then the judge gave him an absolution,
unconditional absolution.
So he doesn't have a file.
And then those fucking assholes
at the Human Rights Commission.
the human rights commission. waited two months. So this fucking piece of garbage is fucking little boys. I'm
fucking making a joke about a singer. I'm god damn like I was like what the
fuck like these people think the fucking a kid is better than making making
fun of a well. Welcome to our show dude. Have Canadians come to your defense? Yeah. I've been so so so lucky. I had when when all of this happen. Bruce Hills it just for laughs. He was like, we got to do something. to do something something something something something something something. to do something. We to do something. We to do something. We to do something. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we've, we've, we're, we're, so lucky. I had, when all of this happened,
Bruce Hills had just for laughs.
He was like, we got to do something.
Then they did a benefit.
Norton was on it, Jimmy Carr,
Ralphie May,
like, and a bunch of really good French Canadian comics too,
and people from France.
And like people, like I've gotten a lot of support from comics because I think my story freaks people out because you
especially you guys like if you think like fuck I'm gonna go down to Canada
what the fuck can I say I think though Canada I think if you're an American
you come down you can do and say whatever you want it's just they went
after me because I'm a I'm a Canadian
that still lives there and I was making money and they were like we're going to fucking break this guy
because he's a he works blue he's making good money. Let's get in the back to this tribunal.
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Yeah, he had a wet dream and he was stacking white bitches, you know?
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everybody's in the weirdness. What if he was into what you're into Sam? I would
love to know what I'm into. Being called the n-word in bed. Yeah I'm sure he does, dude. I'm sure he does. The weirder the better.
And that's why the sex is getting weirder, because we're getting more and more sterile
and everything.
You know, because we got to be so buttoned up.
And then when we get the bedroom, we want it, fucking weird.
We're turning into Japan.
We're going to have a vending machines with used panties soon, you can't just get like, you, you, you, you, back into the case is you put this out.
How soon?
Because I actually had a friend of mine who somewhat went through the same thing you went
through.
Sebastian Manskelko did a joke about that dog that walked on its hind legs because it had
no front legs.
So its owner trained it to walk on one leg.
And like, you know, it's kind of an inspirational thing.
But Sebastian was like, what the fuck is this?
Imagine if you're just hanging out and all the sudden,
this thing comes walking through.
It's really funny, well, the woman who owned a dog try to do a giant movement.
Oh, really?
Like he was dog shaming or...
Dog shaming? He's one of the nicest guys in comedy.
Oh fuck I hate people.
But it's hilarious, how does this even happen? How does it get that far?
Why don't people just look at that and go, this is crazy?
You can't sue somebody for making fun of a dog.
Because there's nothing but conformist now. We live in a conformist world where people are so afraid to
lose their paycheck that they let fucking artistic atrocities go, fucking real
atrocities go, this guy led dude who fucked the five-year-old off. Yeah.
Why? Because everybody's afraid to lose that check, dude. And that says to me, at the highest fucking levels, there is pedophilia in fucking Canada.
Just like it's here.
At every Anglo-Saxon fucking country, there's been giant, fucking rings going, and that's
how everybody plays ball.
That's true.
I can't believe it.
So you put out this thing, is it instantaneous? No, I put it out, gotten nothing back, and then
a reporter talked about it. I did an interview with this reporter, and then he talked about
the joke, and that's how the family heard about the joke. And then, like when we were in court, like I wasn't in actual court,
because it's a human rights commission,
the Brahmi to the human rights tribunal.
So the people judging me.
There's a commission to a tribunal.
That is bureaucracy right there.
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trying me or whatever, however you say, are the same people. th...ld me that. He was like, look, you're gonna lose the first round,
but we're gonna win in the second round.
So now we lost the first round and now we're in real court.
So now there's three real judges
that hopefully I'll fucking realize that you can't, like,
like, jokes should be jokes, right? Like I, it'sire, right? Yeah. It's not real.
It's exactly like fucking given a ticket to Vindiesel
because he was driving fast and fast in the Furious.
Or it's, you know, it's, it's fucking retarded.
Like you're fucking watching someone do, even, like, you can think that stand-up comedy is an art, but it's a fucking art. It It's an art. So you're watching, it's like watching a guy
fucking paint something and go, that's vulgar,
and I'm bringing you to court because you fucking drew
the guy with a weird nose or whatever.
And there was a time where that did happen.
And we realized that that was wrong, it's uneducated, it's unenlightened, and we purposely created laws to stop that.
Yeah. I was talking to Jason Rouse, though, like yesterday, and he's an amazing guy. I fucking
love that guy. He's a, but when I was talking about, he was like, this is where you can tell
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the pendulum is swinging back in the right way. Because I've, I've had jokes that last year didn't hit like and in the last couple of months are just fucking killing
because they're and they're they're killing not because they're amazing jokes
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I mean, but here it's, um, I do joke about black zombies and how fast they are.
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forever to cross street.
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I think people tend to see that like, listen, man, we don't want to live in this bullshit.
So we have to fight back against, you know, the stupid people.
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you don't come back from that. And it's, but you can't, but nobody calls this shit out.
And that's why I think everything is just a giant, fucking psychops to fucking get us to fight with each other.
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How did that just end?
It's gone.
Because Aziza Zari got some bullshit and everyone's like, okay, we're done with it?
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the fucking super elitist liberals in Hollywood, we're all getting called
out and the're like whoa okay they're coming after us let's stop the shit right now we thought they were going to go after all the fucking Republicans
and the NRA motherfuckers and it never fucking happened so what we did it just
didn't do anything because they don't care the Republicans just brush it off
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Well, it's also that those girls all took huge sums of money to say that shit.
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they're like oh my god we were not supposed to be doing these things and
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But, uh, like everyone was, I was kind of happy. I was like, oh fuck, I'm so happy he's fucking a rapist.
He treats his fucking, his peers like shit. Yeah. So I told people, hey man, I hope he doesn't lose
job, but I'm not going to war for this guy. This guy treats his peers like shit. So why am I getting the fan of those guys are the worst. So there's a guy in Canada called John Gameshi who used to be like to be like to be like into like not rape but kind of like violent sex like he'd he'd hit women
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he was like on NPR yeah yeah yeah I've got this guy he has that like and welcome back to
in the bedroom he's just like wh and welcome back to him in the bedroom
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And I've been fucking married to the same woman, never cheat.
How long?
Fifteen years married, nineteen years with the same one.
I've been with my girl 15 years.
Oh shit. Yeah, and I love it to death. I google how to fake my own death every day. Were you, so you were probably really happy when the Me Too thing came out that you were like,
fucking my girl saved my fucking life.
Because I was remembering how I used to fucking hit on women and I've always been respectful.
But I drink so I'd like, I was like, fuck man, if you send me drunk trying to have sex,
I'm gonna fucking offend like nine million people. And dude, it's just like, you know, I, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, there was, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, to, that, to, to, to, to, that, that, that, that, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, that to have sex, I'm gonna fucking offend like nine million people.
I had to do that it's just like, you know, there was, I had a classic move.
Ring the doorbell, dog, you know, it's like make out, ring the doorbell,
when you get the signs that's gonna happen, you fucking bring the door.
I reach down and fuck ding ding, ding, ding, you know what I'm saying? And the problem is you just don't know who's into it.
I was due to joke about, we need to have a belt system.
You know, girls need to walk around with a belt on.
White belt, treat her like a fucking Protestant and fucking a Mormon and shake hands.
Miss, thank you ma'am, tip your hat, walk out.
Black belt chicks, finger blast in the fucking coffee office.
You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, in the break room. It's just like, it's just some girls are into some, you know, like Jordan
Peterson's going through a lot of shit right now about his whole thing about
women not wearing makeup in the, in the workplace and high heels because those
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makeup is ridiculous it's to resemble the way that a female's face looks
during this highest state of arousal your lips get filled and engorge that's
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So when I t like like I don't
want to like a waitress that fucking wearing sweatpants and yeah right
she's in that affects her tips you know and so if you're just in a job sales
or your desk jockey why do you got to be you know what makes me feel
pretty well what is pretty attractive attracted to the other thing, you know, and it's just like, and I don't necessarily,
I understand what he's saying and I understand that he's probably like, yeah, women can work
dress like that, but there's like what are the ramifications of that and how are the interactions. So, did you get cross-examined in this case? No, I got a week, we, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, I the, I, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I understand, I, I, I, I, I understand, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I in this case? No, I got a week a week, I got a letter from the human rights people saying I owe, they
were like, we listen to your joke and we had a committee and we, you, like they've fucking
like had a little fake trial in one of their offices and they were like, we decided that you owe $80,000 to this kid's family.
40,000 to the kid's mother because apparently fucking making fun of someone the mother deserves half.
And then 20,000 of the kid, 20,000 to the stepdad. And why does his stepdad get one? I don't know.
I don't know. He like apparently bringing a kidthe kid in. No, I don't know. He like apparently
bringing a kid to a couple bucks. Yeah, soccer practice and you that's fucking, that's a pretty good job.
But so when I met my lawyer, he was like, look, they're just they're just trying to scare you and 80,000 is a big amount but it's not. Like if they said you owe $2 million, like everyone would go, fuck you, I'm not paying. But $80,000 is small enough to scare you,
small enough so that you can pay,
but big enough to scare you.
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and come back and look I'll give 40.
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But he had told me, he was like, look,
this is gonna be super expensive.
You're gonna lose and then,
but you'll eventually win.
And, but yeah, so even though I knew I was going to lose, when I lost, it fucking, it freaked me out. Because I was like, what, because at first it was like, this is funny, like everything
was funny, it was almost like I was in a parody of Lenny Bruce's life basically.
But then when it fucking happened, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with Canada?
This is 2016, 2017. Yeah, and Canada the pretends on the world stage to be this fucking
word this nice country and free speech and fucking like what you did the shows in in China to
we have more free speech in China than in fucking Canada they just say to you in China don't shit on the government
yeah yeah that's really it I mean dude you know we had Dan Smith on he's like China, it's the worst fucking business model of all time and it's fucking awful blah blah blah. I go, have you been the China? He goes, no. I go, you want to go? Because I've been there and I'm like wow. This is like Vegas every day all the time. I fucking. I love guy that booked me in China, he didn't have a real
license plate on his scooter. Because I was like, why not? He goes, well, there's too many people.
So if you have a real license plate, you can only drive like on Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
and then the other one is Tuesday, Thursday. Yeah, and he goes, and they're like $800 a year, and he goes, but if you just get a fake fake $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $, $, $, $, $, $, $, $, $, $, $ $,000,000, $1, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. their, th. He. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. And he goes, but if you just get a fake license bite, if they catch you, they seize
your vehicle and you get a $300 fine.
So he goes, my fucking scooters made in China cost like $150.
So I could get caught every other week and it did still be cheaper.
And so they don't give a fuck.
Like the club I was doing, he was like, sorry man, the clubs I was doing he was like sorry man the club just closed because I didn't tell the government this was a club and they found
out and so they took the club so I started another one so they just do
whatever the fuck they want to do which is amazing I fucking love that
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Tibetan.
Yeah, I knew it was Tibet, Tiananmen Square.
And I didn't know the other two, but I didn't want to look like a dumb guy.
You know that that story isn't necessarily true either?
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reported it said that he purposely misreported it. The guy didn't get ran over. Hmm. Crazy.
The only time the tank's been ran over is when the Israel ran over that American chick.
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just the demonization of, you know, I'm not I'm not for communism in any way
shape or form. I'm like I'm a capitalist and like I'm socialist on some shit
and I'm capital, you're like libertarianarian, socially, socially, I'm like,
as long as it's an adult, let me do whatever the fuck
I want with this person, as long as it's consenting.
Yeah, that's the way I am.
I'm like a left-leaning libertarian.
Yeah, I also believe, and this is just,
I've slowly been covering this, that at the highest levels, I bet you that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that's the highest levels, I bet you the people who started the Libertarian
Party, fucking CIA assets. I only think that because the biggest threat to international
corporations is government. Is a government finding them, stopping them, doing that. And if you
can fucking make enough, create a movement that demonizes government, now you've got
these people pushing back against the other people who can control you.
Because right now in this country, corporations are like rural families.
And they do whatever the fuck they want.
I mean the Panama papers, the Paradise Papers, I mean trillions of dollars in fucking
tax evasions.
No one's gone to jail.
Yeah.
And the libertarian will be like, good dude, I'm happy.
They didn't have to pay tax.
I'm like, but you do.
And if you don't, there's consequences.
You said a joke about a kid.
A dude fucked a kid and didn't go to jail.
Like, where are the rules?
Yeah.
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like, since there are things, obvious in Canada, you can and can't say,
fucking tell me, like, make a list.
Like, I know, like, when I'm on driving, I know, okay, I can drive 55 on this highway,
65 on that one, I can go up to 0.08 blood alcohol on my alcohol and my blood.
There are rules and I know those rules and if I decide to fuck the rules and I'll know,
but like they're like, no, you're allowed to say whatever you want to say within reason,
which is a fucked up, like, like, your reason and my reason might not be the same.
I like fucking dirty jokes jokes and you obviously get offended
by anything dirty. Yeah, and then the people who tend to get offended by dirty jokes tend to be the
biggest scumbags in the world. You know, Bill Cosby? Bill Cosby, yeah, horrible human being.
Just go awful, fucking human being. And the problem is this man, and what you've gone through
is kind of what we're seeing on social media where these social media companies are fucking blocking people
banning them getting rid of their accounts based on things they've tweeted yet
and it's all based upon that company's political stance like we have seen
my friend Ari Schaffir threaten Bert Kreischer's family with death and murder
as a joke for stealing his fucking albums and they're close friends.
Are he just spent close to 20 grand on taking him and Tom Scora to the college football
national championship game.
Yet we have seen the left verbally assault people on the right,
threatening them, like this whole thing with Florida right now.
Like you saw people, people who questioned, and I am that guy who goes, all the signs
are there of a false flag.
People who say this stuff got threatened with gun violence.
This guy Bob Gullop, who's a funny fucking comic man.
Threaten this like mudflaps, redneck comic.
Told him I hope you and your whole family get shot.
It's like, what is that?
That's a good alternative.
But the point is like, but you didn't get banned.
So Twitter now is deciding.
It's not the you, that's my problem, correct this.
There's no universal law.
Like, like when I went through my thing,
I was like, at least American comics will never go through this
because you guys don't have the human rights commission.
But you have the court of public opinion on Facebook.
So you guys are tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's you guys are going through the exact same thing.
And I'm fine with that though.
I mean, like, dude, at the end of the day,
someone can like a joke or not like the joke.
I have no fungular leave it.
You want to laugh it?
I tell people, hey, dude, these are dick jokes.
Yeah, but it's never the what fucks a lot of comics is,
you do a joke that one of your fans thinks is fucking amazing.
So he sort of writes what you said basically and he goes,
that was fucking amazing.
Sam Triple, he said blah, blah, blah,
and then one of his fucking justice warrior friends is like,
that isn't funny, and then they fucking share it. And then you're comedy, their their their their their their their their thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's, it's, that's, thin, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, fucking share it and then your comedy, you made a joke for your audience
and then you get all these fucking people just in their offices or their apartments
reading your jokes and they shouldn't be listening your jokes. I totally agree with that.
It's very interesting as my, uh, you know, I'm building my YouTube. I'm starting to branch
out than just my fans. You can just tell when people aren't your fans,
because they just come in super fucking negative.
A great example of that is I opened for Tiffany Hattish at the USC,
college day one freshman show, who are the worst comedy crowd ever,
because they've experienced zero life. Yeah. And all they've had is MTV just telling them, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies,
bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, bullies, you know, and it's just like,
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fucking, all the, all the networks.
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the car companies, gas companies, pharmaceutical companies, the fucking
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Yeah.
If it did matter, MTV wouldn't be doing my life as a gay porn star, you know that nobody
wants to fucking watch that.
And if you want, dude, you like it, great. Nobody wants to watch that television show. Is that a real show?
That was a day in the life up.
Okay.
On MTV, and you think about MTV, who they're going for?
High school kids.
My day in the life of a gay porn star.
It's like, what are you programming?
Yeah.
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any argument. You just got to have the Trump effect. Just don't care. That's what I do.
My friend's going through that right now. Just don't care. Oh and Benjamin is just trying to say whatever crazy shit he can and it's doing really well. He's really getting a good following.
That's some like cannabis field mania. I've listened to him multiple times on Rogan.
He's a funny dude but yeah he doesn't know when to not press send on some of those tweets.
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once and Tiffany's Hattish's crowd is all fucking black women and it's like
they need a hero. It goes back to white women run Hollywood. Tiffany Hattish is the first person,
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That's crazy.
If you ever want to know who Hollywood cares about, the first in 2016, since they've been
doing it since the 70s, since in 2018 is the first black female comedy, comedian,
the host that show.
Yep.
Blows my fucking mind.
Half Ethiopian, half Jewish.
She is?
Yep.
Oh, well, God bless her.
I don't care.
She's fucking-wonderable.
I, there's not a person that is rooting and enjoying
watching every moment of this chick
who's fucking the system of like,
fucking orphanages and all that fucking shit to go through this. Yeah you know that Dom O'Reara taught her at comedy camp? How
crazy is that? I love it dude. That's like one of your guys own really coming
nobody's fucking sat. You know there's a lot of player hanging going on, nobody's
doing that with Tiffany Addish. Don the rare is a really nice guy. He's actually the reason I started doing shows in English.
I was doing, I, because for a while I only worked in French and at the Just for Laf,
so I saw the Montreal, there was this, this celebrating like the 25 years and then Bruce Hills was like,
it was a gal and Dom is the comedian that's done just for laughs the most. So he was on the show, but it was a French show.
And they were like, can you just like be Dom's friend for the day?
Because he's like, he's going to be around all these fucking French people.
He's not going to know what the fuck's going on.
So just fucking hang out with them.
And then he was like, can you should do shows in English again. And I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm, yeah, maybe, maybe. And then Bruce came over and
then Dom was like, hey, Bruce, give him a gala. Give him a gallon. And I was like, I don't want
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Going to the last couple of years I've been traveling a lot, but mostly just French Canada.
But like I've, in the last like two years I've been like to 30 some countries like
traveled a lot. Yeah, that's great. So just to finish the story is so I'm doing stand up and it's very interesting man.
You know I go up in front of this very diverse ethnic crowd and I'm doing the safest jokes I can.
And even those are too edgy for these kids.
Okay.
But every time I say I make fun of white chicks, fucking these black girls go nuts, right? So I'm just done and I get done iron
deuce and I walk up and I'm getting booed as I'm walking out I'm like what
is that? And I realized oh it's because this one girl like this white girl
jumped up and said something me to me and got clapped from a couple people
that they all felt bad for her so they booed me I go hey man I didn't do this
every time I mentioned white chicks you fucking laugh and fucking shit on her you heard her
feel I so I took the social justice shit and you made them feel like you
bullied this chick so let's give her a bra and applause make her feel better and I go
to her you better wake up or else you're gonna die alone and that is the
worst to a female because that is the worst thing you tell to a female
Because that's their worst nightmare
But so anyways, I have a joke about how like I see women, you know
Like I was driving home after a gig and I saw this woman jogging around midnight and I'm like, why do you jogging at night?
I mean, how many seasons of law and order do we need before he realized jogging in night? So I do this joke right and all of a sudden on nowhere this fucking Asian chick on Twitter's like
Saab Chuck Lee is the worst comedian I've ever seen my life
He does a joke about women jogging night up God they should get raped. I go I go you just butchered a classic
classic tripley and you ruined it. Well, and then I'll be nowhere,
I just became this attack of the Hello Kitties,
you know, just all these Asian chicks
just started jumping up and I had the whack-a-mole them
as I was going and then my fans jumped in.
And then I don't know where the smoking hot Asian chick jumps in.
And it goes, you shouldn't do jokes about rape. And I go, I did, it's not rape joke. She goes, oh, well tell me the joke then.
I go, what?
Tell you the joke?
You're up here screaming and shouting.
You don't even know the fucking joke.
She's like, well, just tell it to me.
I'm like, no.
Well, she was so hot. Fans are trying to knock up the chick trying to fucking ruin my career. But that's how it is.
It just becomes a pack mentality of kill, kill, kill, kill, and they don't even know what
they're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the way it is.
And it's just like no other job in the world.
It's like, if you say something I before social media, we just didn't know. So like people, like Richard Pryor was offending people, but like to write a message to Richard
Pryor that you were offended, you would have had to figure out what agency represented him,
so you'd have to get a friend to come to LA and then do 411 or send you a fucking
phone book and then you'd have to get the address write a letter.
It was super complicated, but now if you want to tell fucking anyone that they're a piece of
garbage, all you got to do is go on Twitter.
Which I love doing.
You know it's fascinated.
Hunter S. Thompson, actually, there's a whole book of his letters that he would write these letters you speak of to like
CEOs, people that all sorts of shit and he would just be high out of his mind just giving him
it's one of the best books you can read.
It's like Hunter's Letters Letters, I think it's what it's called.
Yeah, I just, we got a fight back that one or two, I do, you do a joke, me and the other comedians we sit around we do we pray to the comedy gods please help us make white women over 40 laugh
because that's the number one demographic for want to talk to the
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They just love that TV show.
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but they were defending him.
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like they were like,
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Probably, yeah.
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Yes, it's by men, but they are still getting raped.
What are you talking about?
And more men get raped?
Prison?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Prison, I mean, like, the notion of getting...
You know, it was just like a one line, one word answer, yeah, prison.
I'm so easy to convince.
Have you heard of prison?
It's horrible that men, we are the most dangerous thing on this planet to both women and men.
100% dude.
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and what we deal with down here,
yours is a little more, you gotta be nice
and down here it's like, you can't pick on the,
the disabled or whatnot, like you said.
Do you find yourself trying to now,
if you see someone in a wheelchair?
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that fucking hates disabled people and I have fucking tons of friends in wheelchairs.
There's a guy that I've been paying his rent for the last like,
fucking 10 years, because the government wants to put him in a, in a sort of a hospital for,
because he can't take care of himself.
So every year we do benefit for him.
And I'd started doing that like years before the, that's fucking cool.
And, but then, what was weirdly, is when, is, he started, like he went on TV to defend me,
and he was like, no, he fucking,
he likes a disabled people, and then people were insulting him.
And then, I was like, you're fucking,
you're mad that I made joke about a disabled kid,
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Do you guys bond at all, maybe do a tour together?
You guys scissor?
I've never met him.
He's a, but he's an Oprah Microver from Vancouver.
But his thing. Because like the thing that saved me was I was in a place in my life that it
cost me like a lot you know it cost me 150,000 so far in court fees.
Oh my god dude. I ran out of money like after a hundred thousand then I had a
I ran I run out money after a hundred dollars. I was lucky that I had like some money to defend myself, but this guy was fucking like a
maybe not an open micr but like a like a newy comic that maybe I don't even know if he has a bank account yet.
So I was like that guy is so fucked. Like I was lucky I was lucky I'm I'm a little bit older
have some success in Canada.
I don't have any kids, so fucking my life costs nothing.
His story is he's doing stand-up
and these lesbians wouldn't stop talking,
and they started heckling him, and he heckled them back
and said something about them being lesbian.
And, you know, I'm sorry, dude, dude when you heckle somebody there are no rules yeah and I heard this one
comedian you know if they're the whole me-two thing just all these chicks
where each all these females and comedy we're trying to come up with
their own story and this one woman who I know is she's like you know when
that Bill Hicks video went around about him
Getting heck about the woman of him calling her a cunt. I thought there's a little too much and I go,
Aren't you a comic? Are you are you cited with the heckler? Yeah, that's the worst. I hate one comics. Yeah, yeah, it's like just wait till it happens to you then see who comes helping you out. The last couple years though, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I the th, I the th, I the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. that's nothing, the sellouts, man? Yeah, yeah, it's like just wait until it happens to you, then see who comes helping you out.
The last couple of years, though, like I was almost the last guy that like all the comics
were on my side and after like every, like now whenever a comic gets in trouble, that's
what I fucking hate.
Thea that are like, no, but you shouldn't do that you should only punch up and but like sometimes punching up is the most annoying thing that is like
white women love saying punch up yeah they love saying punch up and I go you
don't know me where do you know where I'm punching from yeah you have no
clue where I am on this fucking ladder yeah yeah yeah
exactly I'm self-made man yeah I'm fucking you know like this fucking ladder. Yeah, exactly. You know, I'm self-made man.
I'm fucking, you know, like this notion that because I'm a white guy, I'm a Rothschild
and I'm fucking running fucking everything.
And I, because you're a chick, you're, like the notion that a poor white guy in Appalachian Mountains is fucking, tha' thate thuk isn't made more than a fucking gay guy who's born in fucking Manhattan to money
it's the it's really it's another problem it's just like the we start setting these fucking
these these uh these stereotypes that this is always oppressed and this is always an oppressor
and sometimes this guy's born with two strikes against them and they're doing the
fucking best they can and this person is abusing the fucking rules because he knows he's like I'm a gay guy it's so
high to be like no dude you haven't worked a day in your life let me see
your hands you got any calluses on them no man you had a made being a gay guy
in like an Arab country is hard that's real shit being being a gay guy
an fucking Beverly Hills seems kind of easy. 100, dude, most of these girls, that's another problem with the social justice warrior
shit is everybody who barks, we don't know what their intentions.
We don't know who they're where they're coming from.
Like this guy in Missouri who started the big, you know, the whole sit down and stuff
like that, you know, cops shooting black people. And listen, man, that whole issue is fucking so gray.
The job of being a cop is fucking hard. The fucking relationship between
blacks and cops have been off, there's been institutional racism.
Okay, so neither, both of them are fucking really hard points to come from. So to sit there and just be like, this guy's this, this guy's that.
But this kid's like, you know, institutional racism, his parents are both multi-millionaires.
The notion that his life is infinitely harder than some poor white kid in fucking, you know,
whatever part of the Midwest is ridiculous, man.
And that is the fighting we get between each other. And this whole thing, they make us fight each other. When I was in, I was in the Arab Emirates a couple months ago.
And I was explaining white privilege to an Arab dude.
And he thought it was funny because for him,
white people are fucking teachers and the shitty fucking employees
that they bring over from Europe.
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Dude I mean anyways that's a whole different episode. So where are we at this
when's your next court? Right now what's weird about Canada? I knew
nothing. Has it helped your career in a weird way at all? It would have but I went through this weird depression that I started hating comedy so I just stopped like I do like like the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they have they have they have th. I they have they have they have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. they have. they have. they have........ they have. they have... they have... they have. they have. they have. they have. they have. they. they have. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they have. they have. they have. they have. they have. I have. they have. I. through this weird depression that I started hating comedy. So I just stopped like I do like the minimum amount of shows just to get by for a year.
And now I started like now I came back with a sort of a vengeance of fuck these god damn people.
So I think it's going to help me in the long run but it kind of hurt for a while.
Yeah, I could understand it. I mean like are you going to start doing shows in LA, I mean, in America more? Yeah, I'm working on my green card. I'm starting
to do a podcast on the, on compound media, on Anthony Kumia's network. And, so I, I,
I wouldn't want, like, I don't want to live in the states full-time, but I'd like to work here because this the only only place in the world that I can be me without fucking...
And that's why, they just keep fucking wanting to take that back.
Yeah.
They keep wanting to destroy that.
It's like, no man.
You gotta fight for your right to say what I don't understand why comedians want to take
options away.
Yeah, but the pendulum is definitely coming back. And then it, like, I think people that work blue or dark
are gonna, like that's gonna be the comedy that's the next big thing.
Like people, because people are fucking, people miss.
People have bottled up.
They just wanna hear it again.
They just wanna hear it again.
For sure, you know, and it, they are, I'm telling you man, for the first time since I've been doing comedy and I started maybe 23 years ago,
the first time ever you can talk politics on stage and people listen.
Yeah, it's affecting all of our lives, because they don't know what truth is right now.
And, and you know, say whatever you want about Trump and whether he is a he's for real or not or whatever man that guy's destroyed mainstream media
the bias and the bullshit when you still meet people that believe that stuff you
almost feel bad for them yeah and he's like he crush it so people now are
looking for like the Joe Rogan podcast and our podcastg I mean I think that's why this podcast
has resonated with so many people and why it's moved so quickly compared the other podcast I've seen
because like straight truth homie you know we're non-dogmatic we're not afraid to dip our toes
we get called gay Jew shills constantly yeah even though neither of us are gay or neither
of us are Jews. But, not Jewish. Okay, you know, hey man, we're working on things. It's
2018. You're allowed to check other at this point. Get weird, you know. But I'm really excited
about that. I would love for you next time to, we'll exchange numbers when you're coming in town. I put a lot of shows together. If. to. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their, to. to. to. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah coming in town. I put a lot of shows together. If you were here long enough, I'd love to throw you up on my big show on Tuesday night,
but you're taking off, but hit me up when you're here.
All right, cool, man.
Thanks.
And I've always loved the gig with you.
I do shows in Vegas all the time if you know, and it's I'm always going up there doing Canada. I love it Trying to put together a little tours, but so I'm man
I'm really happy. I'm happy you came on the show. Thanks for having me on. Yeah, I think that I hope that people and I will include myself in this will rally behind you
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If I lose, though, like if I lose again, I think what I'm going to do is try to move to
some fucking weird random country like Saudi Arabia and to apply for like refugee
status in like a shit, shit shit. Just become the
greatest comic ever in Saudi Arabia. Dude crowd work with men in the front
row and women in the cages. Is that what happened? That's so funny dude. So where
can everyone find you guys on your social media? I'm I it's a Mike Ward
CA on everything Instagram Facebook Twitter my website is Mike Ward
dot CA which is the fucking shitty Canadian version of I love Canada though I love to mc I love I it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the great it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's a they it's a they it's a to they c. it's a to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyCA, which is the fucking shitty Canadian version of dot com.
I love Canada though.
Too much Hockey and Sports Center, but I love it.
I love Canadian people.
I hate Canada.
I love Canadian people.
Toronto is what everybody thinks San Francisco is and it's not.
San Francisco used to be like that.
Now it's, I love San Francisco, but it it's like they're just elitist now
but Toronto's like every you could talk real talk and everybody's fuckable and
that's like important for me you know and saying. I like, was that how San Francisco
was I thought it was all gay guys.
San Francisco used to be the cool place where all the fucking
culture was you know yeah there was know, there was a whole fucking joke that I forget the comics
name was and from San Francisco where it's like everyone thinks it's gay.
It's really more Chinese, so the joke was like, there's more walks than cocks, you know what
I'm saying?
Like the real gays here, dude.
The business of gay is in Los Angeles, dude.
This is where they make money off of being gay. You want to go to the gayest area in the world, just walk down Santa Maca Boulevard, and they deserve it.
It's a wonderful place.
They, it's fucking, they're entertaining shit.
I, you know, I mean, I've been through my 12-step programs
and you know, you know, a lot of those gay guys tho's like very important in helping me like get through some fucking times................... I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it, they, the, the, the, the, the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, it, it, it, it, it, it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a. It's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they's a they're, it's a they's a they're, it's, it's, like I go to this one meeting and it's like all gay guys and I've never heard more truth in a room in my fucking life than dudes who
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like really you know so everybody should be them and love that.
And West Hollywood we call Boys Town it has very subtle name for clubs like rage
or pump. Yeah yeah yeah you know what you're going into. It's a gay fourth.
It's fun, man.
Gay Fourth of July, if you guys ever come to LA, go to Boys Town.
Do you play the house of the comic strip and there you yuck yuck yuck's guy?
Um, kind of neither.
Like I'm, since I'm mostly work in Quebec, like I do theaters in Quebec. So, but what I do do some yucks clubs. I like I like yuck yucks. Let me
know when you're again we'll exchange it anytime you come down there if I can
hook you up with a gig here and there I'd be more than happy to do it. That'd be
awesome. And it's pretty rare that we ever get anyone that speaks any other
language we don't even speak English that well on this podcast so any So any chance you'd give us a shout out for Tinfoil Hat in French. Okay. So you're listening to Timbohat.
All right, uh, you'll listen to Tinfoil.
Yeah, there we go, dude.
Thank you, dude.