Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Jail Dogs

Episode Date: June 12, 2023

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back in jail - find out what the f**k they did this time! Ricky has more amazing animal facts, and Julian pays tribute to Tina Turner. Also: The Boys head to Niagara Falls Comic Con - if they can get outta Con College in time!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. It's not so bad, huh? What, you're not going to talk to us? No, I'm just, this is fucking bullshit. This is, but it's only a week, Bubz, okay? They didn't say that. It could be longer.

It's in the court system. Well, a good lawyer will take care of it. I mean, it was pretty fucking awesome why we, you know, how we got here. Yeah, it was crazy. Fucking bank robbery. Shootouts, like heat. Fucking Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. It was crazy, man. No how we got here. Yeah, it was crazy. Fucking bank robbery and shootouts, like heat, fucking Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer. It was crazy, man. No, I'm not

bullshitting everybody. Tell the fucking truth. What do you mean? That's the truth, man. That's not why we're here. Okay, there was a couple, it was just a nine millimeter. There was no gunfight. What? We were caught stealing hot dogs, period.

I was not stealing them. But I got pinned for it. I was fucking hungry. And you think this was my fault? Well, you came out of the fucking store with them carrying fucking hot dogs. Yeah, because he came up to me with ten hot dogs, and I thought they were for us, and then security came after him. And it didn't dawn on you that maybe he fucking stole them right off the Ikea fucking... Because he came up to me with ten hot dogs, and I thought they were for us, and then security came after me. And it didn't dawn on you that maybe he fucking stole them right off the Ikea fucking...

How the fuck do you say it's stealing? When I go up to buy a hot dog, there's nobody there. I'm fucking starving, so I jumped over the counter and took the fucking hot dogs. It's not stealing. Plus, it's hardly stealing when you think about it. It's what, they got a deal going on there for two hot dogs, two bucks? So that's fucking how many? That's ten bucks. So you should have just paid for them if it's not a big deal. Yeah, but that's what, they got a deal going on there for two hot dogs, two bucks? So that's fucking how many? That's ten bucks. So you should have just paid for them if it's not a big deal. Yeah, but that's what happens.

I'm not paying for them, but when the fucking clerk's not there, there's no way to buy a hot dog. I still got to eat. Did you still eat two hot dogs? No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You still had two. I had two.

He had two. I didn't. I got one bite of the first hot dog when the guy came running out. I thought I was going to buy a fucking shelf at Ikea. And now I'm in jail for stealing hot dogs. I could see if it was the meatballs or something. But a fucking hot dog? It's stupid.

Can't you get it somewhere else? I mean, we're banned from Ikea for life, which is... Yeah, that's another thing. Pretty fucking cool if you ask me. The good news is, I talked to our lawyer. We're fucking leaving here tonight. Okay, we're going to leave here tonight. I don't believe that.

And guess what? We're going to fucking Niagara Falls. What? Yep. I don't know if that's if they're going to let us out. I'm going to fucking Niagara Falls. Holy fuck, we're going to Niagara Falls. That's right.

Free booze. Yeah, no, they're letting us do that, but then we're back in jail when we come home, is my point. We'll see about that. Maybe we shouldn't come back home. I could stay in Niagara Falls, go for a swim. Thank you. That's probably not going to happen.

Anyway, we'll figure this out, Pops. It's just sit tight, we're going to be out tonight, maybe. It's not that bad. The food's pretty good tonight, actually. So... Yeah, make the most of it, man. I love it in here. Make the most of it. Hang out with the fellas. Just keep partying. Playing some sports. Do a little wah-wah if you want to. I'm not doing that in here.

Everybody does that in here. Everybody does that in here, man. What are you talking about? I know, but everybody's gone to eat. I'm not doing that. We can do it. Let's call it a late afternoon. And we're missing lunch, too.

Because we've got to do this. Because you know why? We love people that fucking love watching Trailer Park Boys and all that shit. It's a good thing to do, man. It's for the people. Even in jail, we'll entertain. Right? What are we gonna talk about?

Why don't you pull your shirt off then if you wanna entertain? I'm not gonna fucking do that. What do you wanna talk about? Okay, number one, something we didn't discuss, I think the last time we did this fucking thing, Tina Turner. We didn't?

No, man. She's no longer with us. That's true. That is a fact. One of the hottest, greatest female entertainers ever, man. You liked Tina, didn't you? Oh, she was beautiful, man. That voice, that raspy voice, the legs,

the presence on stage, she was fucking amazing. Jesus Christ. I'm just telling you. And do you want to know something else about her? She has a Guinness World Record. Did you know that? She's a holder of one. Why? Okay, this is gonna freak you out.

Back in 1988, she played or performed in front of 188,000 people in Rio. Really? That can't be the only time that's happened. No, it's happened one other time before. There was another band that played eight years before. It wasn't a band. In 1980, Frank Sinatra performed there for, I think, 174,000 people,

but she's got the title. Old Frankie. Huh? I thought Rush said they played in front of 250,000 people in Rio. No, man. Maybe for a solo artist. Maybe bands have had bigger... Yeah, I never thought of it that way.

Yeah. Anyway, that's Tina Turner, man. All right. Tina Turner, that sounded like fucking chat GPT wrote your speech there. I just know a lot about Tina Turner. I didn't know. I didn't know you were so obsessed with Tina Turner. I was always hoping that she'd someday make it into Playboy

or something like that. Too classy. Never happened. Well, Playboy's classy. I know, but she's not gonna get her... She didn't have to get her boobs out. No. No.

You're right. All right, well, I'm sorry about your loss. It's okay, man. I'm just gonna drink and get drunk to the thoughts of her. I'm going to play another Euro later, maybe. Just Tina. Right on. All right. Let's get this going.

Yeah, I don't have a lot to talk about today. Well, we can discuss a few things. Maybe we'll get deeper into the conversation. I did find some animal facts that are... Oh, fuck. Animal facts? Okay. These are kind of neat. All right. Bears don't fucking hibernate.

Bull fucking shit. They don't. What? They go into a deep sleep called torpor, and they actually wake up several times a winter. I don't fucking believe you, man. Who fucked that up, then? I don't know. I don't fucking believe you, man. Who fucked that up then? I don't know.

I always thought they fucking hibernated. I thought they were the only thing that hibernated. What does hibernate then? Different things. Well, if it's not bears, what hibernates then? Why is hibernate even a word? Frogs hibernate, don't they? Yeah.

I think it's when you slow down your fucking whatever the hell it is. Heart rate. It fucking slows down to a deep sleep. You don't wake up. You don't even get hungry. You're just gonna. You're not burning any fucking energy early at all, man. I thought my whole life they fucking hibernated.

I think don't crocodiles or something hibernate when they get stuck in the ice now? Some do. Down in Florida? For a little while? I like to fucking hibernate. Me too. Just take the winter off and go to sleep, man. Here's another fun fact. Dogs are not colorblind, like everybody taught us.

Bullshit. No. How the fuck? They can't see red and green, but they can see blue and yellow. No. Didn't know that. You know what? I didn't know that either. Randy's got that problem.

He's colorblind. I thought a dog lived like in a black and white movie. No, apparently not. I'd like to see what they do see, though. So what's, I mean, I think I read this in National Geographic about bears and about fucking dogs, man. Well, I did not. I did. I wish I would have.

Well, someone's got to get sued, man. I know. They're fucking teaching us the wrong shit. I think I taught that shit to Moe, too. I've mentioned this before, man. Dogs seem black and white and bears irony. All right, what about this one? All right. People think that mother birds abandon the chicks so human touches. Nope, not true.

Most birds can barely smell shit, so they would never know that you touched it. Get the fuck out of here. They're more likely to attack you to protect the baby birds. Okay, but no, there's other animals. But they do not abandon them. No, but isn't there like cougars or something? They smell fucking human on them.

They eat the babies or something. Like, fuck birds. Birds are fucked. Well, that's what we're talking about, birds. Because I always thought if you touched a little baby bird that fell out of its nest, he's fucked. Mother's going to say, fuck him. Get touched by that cocksucker. I never thought that.

Again, National Geographic probably did a story on that. But I think it's true for bisons or something like that. Bisons? There was a bison baby up in the park and somebody got a selfie with it. Some cocksucker selfie. And then the fucking herd put the run to him. Yeah, had to be euthanized. Said, no, you're hanging out with humans now.

How the fuck do we have a baby bison at the park? Not at our park. No. It's fucking the big park. I was gonna say, boys. One of the parks. Yellowstone or somewhere. Yellow, yeah. Yellowstone. Yeah.

That's one of the biggest ones. Okay, this one here. I've touched a bison. This one here is super fun. Cullions, mom. I ate a bison. Bison's teeth. Bison burger.

This is a fucked one. Ostriches do not bury their heads in the sand. It has never happened. Not once. How did the fucking... It was a cartoon. How would they breathe? They fucking poked a bigger hole, man.

They bury their eggs in the sand, but they have never buried their heads in the sand. I thought that my whole life, that an ostrich, whenever he got scared, buried his head in the sand. I thought that my whole life, that an ostrich, whenever he got scared, buried his head in the sand. No. That's a whole saying about it. That was a saying came from that. Lied to.

What's the saying? Don't bury your head in the sand. Like an ostrich. Well, yeah. That's implied. Okay. What else you got for us? Goldfish, people say they have a three- second memory. No.

They can actually remember shit up to three months. Well, fucking shit. And they can tell the time of day. No, man. No, no, no, no. Goldfish can barely fucking survive for three months. Because they're fucked. Nope. They had this automated feeder. They were doing some experimenting with it.

And the goldfish would all line up around the automated feeder at the exact same time before it started feeding. They knew exactly when it was feeding time. What the fuck? What do you think of that, bubs? Mama does the same thing. Here's another fucked one. Opossums hanging by their tails?

No, never happened. Not once. They're too heavy for the tails to even support them. What, hanging by the tail? I've seen people for their tails to even support them. What? Hanging by the tail? I've seen people pick up possums by the tail. What are you talking about? Nope.

They have never hung by their tails. Oh, them themselves. Yeah. Oh, okay. I think that started in a cartoon or something, too, didn't it? Probably. Fucking cartoons, man. The National Geographic.

Both of them. Probably, you know. Got lied to. What's the little fucker that can't see very well? Mole? Mole? Bat? No, the cartoon guy with the bald head. Mr. Magoo.

Mr. Magoo. Oh, that cocksuck. Oh, no, it's not him. I'm thinking the other guy that hunts. Elmer Fudd. Elmer fucking Fudd. I think that's where the possums started hanging by the tail. Elmer fucking Fudd caused that.

Elmer Fuddudd caused that. Elmer Fudd fucked us over. You know what? Despite producing 95% of the world's bourbon supply, the official drink of Kentucky is what? Orange juice. No. No. The official drink of Kentucky is Mountain Dew. This will freak you out, man.

No, man. Dr. Pepper? Nope. Is it alcohol-y? No, man. Oh. Pepper? Nope. Is it alcohol-y? No, man. Oh. Milk. Yeah.

What? Yes, man. In Kentucky. Who would have fucking thought? Oh, I just said that as a joke. Who drinks milk in Kentucky more than bourbon? I don't fucking know, man. I don't think that's true.

It is true, man. You must eat a lot of cereal, maybe. Whoa. There's something here. No. But it's way too fucking... No, man. This is not...

No. Way too what? It's too... Complicated? Complicated, yeah. Oh. Too gross? They rarely...

Sharks, great white sharks rarely survive in captivity, right? Because experts suspect the electricity in the buildings interferes with the animals' electro-sensory systems. Jesus. That is some complicated shit. Yeah. That's why they, uh, that's why you don't see too many great whites in the fuckin'...

Not too many people having as pets? So, fuck. But they could put them in a big tank where there's no electricity. But it's from the building, man. I know, but how close does the building need to be? I don't know, man. See, thought you got me.

A newborn blue whale gains 200 pounds a day during the first fucking year. 200. So does your mother. Let me see. You know what? 200 pounds a day is a lot. That's a lot, man.

How much shit would you have to eat? You'd have to eat. Plankton, isn't it. That's a lot, man. How much shit would you have to eat? You'd have to eat plankton. That's a lot, man. About 300 or 400 pounds of plankton to gain 200 pounds. Fuck. Did your mother ever eat plankton or anything? Was she a swimmer? I don't believe so.

I don't remember Mom ever eating plankton. Too busy eating other things. Cock. eating plankton. Too busy eating other things. Cock. Alright, here's another fascinating fucking story. Okay, from the animal kingdom. Wow, it's all animal day. The world's

strongest animal can lift 1,180 times its own body weight. It's called the Julian. No, you always thought it was the dung beetle, right? They could do 400 times, but no man there's a one millimeter size might that can do this it's like uh it lifts over a thousand times its own body weight man that's a that's a strong little might how does it how do they

even know yeah that's what i don't that's stupid because they get a microscope throw some in there but how do they know they can't weigh that stuff can they no that's stupid. Because they fucking get a microscope, throw some shit in there. But how do they know? They can't weigh that stuff, can they? No, that's stupid. Yes, they can. It's a fucking mite. What are you talking about? They can weigh anything.

I thought you were talking about a fucking gorilla or something. How can they weigh it? What kind of fucking scale can weigh a mite? A fucking scientist's fucking scale, man. Someone that measures shit. Atomic scale. Atomic scale. Atomic scale, holy fuck. Now you guys like to-

You know who else needs to get on atomic scale? Your mother. Okay. It's animal and my mama joke day, is it? Yeah. That's like the dog thing. How the fuck do they know a dog can see blue and yellow and not red and green?

Do they just ask it? No, they can take their eyes apart and know what rods and cones they have in there. Okay, you guys... Take their eyes apart? Huh? Jesus Christ, it'd be hurting the dog, wouldn't it? No, after they're dead, Ricky. Oh.

All right. I got something for you. Okay. This is really fucking disgusting. You guys both like ramen, right? Ramen noodles and shit? Yep, love them. Yeah?

Would you like to have this fucking thing served on it? What is it? This motherfucker. What the fuck is that? That is a specialty dish right there. Look at that thing. What is it? Did you eat that fucking scary looking motherfucker? Oh, it's a blobfish.

I'd eat that. Blobfish. This is what people are eating, man. On ramen noodles. I probably wouldn't eat that. They boil the shit out of the fucking thing, still in the armored fucking casing that things in. Is it a beetle? Is it what? What is it, a beetle? No, it's not a beetle shit out of the fucking thing, still in the armored fucking casing that thing's

in. Is it a beetle? What is it, a beetle? No, it's not a beetle. The thing's fucking huge, man. It's like this big, Ricky. Yeah, I've seen beetles that big. It's a giant, it's called a fucking, oh, isopod.

A giant fucking isopod, man. Did you ever see that girl on Instagram that eats the fucking thing? Oh, fuck. What flavor is it? Fish. It tastes like... Fish on ocean flavor. It tastes like lobster.

Oh, fuck. I'd eat the fuck out of it then. It's white meat. Oh, I'd eat the cock. And the yellow glands, whatever the fuck those are, are unexpectedly fucking sweet, like candy. Sounds like a great little snack. Ah, fuck, man. I don't know.

Crunchy? He doesn't look crunchy. He doesn't look.... Ah, fuck, man. I don't know. Crunchy? He doesn't look crunchy. He doesn't look... He looks fucking soft, man. He looks soft and chewy. It's disgusting. If we had one of those here right now, I would fucking eat the shit out of it.

Can you imagine this? You're fucking born, right? Up in the fucking mountains in... Yeah. In, uh, just a sec. Where is this place? I remember getting born. It, uh... But you're,'re like in the middle of nowhere.

Mount Athos or whatever the fuck it's called. It's like over in Taiwan or something. Anyway, this dude, his mother fucking dies, right? His dad dies. He's left with the monks. He's 82 years old in a monastery up in the mountains.

Never once has he fucking seen a woman. That's fucking lame. He dies, the entire life going through not seeing a lady. What the fuck? Maybe if he'd never seen one, he wouldn't want to. Yeah, but... Did he see other fellas or he didn't see anybody? Yeah, he's all kinds of dudes, man.

A bunch of monks running around. Does he know that women are a thing? I think he's heard of women, but they're not permitted to fucking step foot on Mount Athos, which is fucked. That's pretty fucked, I must say. Is that where they're all banged up in the crystal meth? Might be. There could be, so...

There is a bunch of monks that were on meth. Yeah. This guy should have been on meth before Bastard. Look at him. He looks fucking... He looks like a fucking sorcerer or something. That's not real. That's fucking...

That's him, man. That's Gandalf. That's not Gandalf. That's the monk that's never seen a woman. That's Gandalf from Lord of the Rings. I can't believe it's fucking June the 9th already. Okay, you know, how would this guy even, like, get it going? You wouldn't have that directory up in your head.

Maybe he looks at a tree and gets hurt. Who knows? That's what I'm saying. Or I know what he's looking at. What? Other dudes. But that's, he wouldn't even know the difference. He would not know the difference, man.

Huh. Very interesting. This is something... I think this is a good idea. We should be doing this to Randy. There's one guy... Shave him? He's in Australia.

He's renting a fucking apartment from this guy. He pays him one cent less per week in his rent to the landlord. One cent. Just to piss him off. He owes him like 1100 bucks a week. He pays him $1,099.99.

He says, fuck you, take it. Yeah, it would fucking piss me off. So Buddy's going crazy. The landlord's fucking losing his mind going Why would he give a fuck? It's 52 cents, but it's just because this guy's a cocksucker and he's doing it and he's getting away with it. All over a cent, man.

He could probably really push the limit and, you know, take off a dime. I'd beat the cents right out of him. Well, that's the thing. The guy can't, like, he's... Is he going to go to court and get a fucking lawyer for 52 cents a year? It's just something to piss you off. I know, but that's the thing. The guy can't, like, he's... Is he gonna go to court and get a fucking lawyer for 52 cents a year? It's just something to piss you off.

I know, but that's what I'm saying. He can probably push it up to 10 cents a week he takes off. Yeah, but you know what? It's more of a kick in the nuts if it's just a cent. Because it's not about the money. It's about not giving the guy what he wants. It is a kick in the nuts. There's so much you could do to Randy.

Let's do a test, see how long it freaks him the fuck out. Randy won't give a fuck. You never give him the full amount anyway. All right. You're always short. Okay, we find somebody in the park that is paying him monthly, and we get them to do it, and we'll do a test.

Oh, Bob's man, you feel like cranking the guitar today? Yes. Good, because it's Les Paul's birthday. Holy fuck. Les Paul's born day. Holy fuck. Les Paul, huh? Yep. Jesus. Donald Duck got born on June 9th.

Donald Duck. Little fucker. Can you talk like a... No, man. No, I can't do it, man. It's bad. Aaron Sorkin, he got born. He rode a few good men in the West Wing.

Michael J. Fox. Michael J. We met him not that long ago. Marty McFly. One of Jillian's little likeables. Who? Who's my likeable? Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp's cool, man. What about Natalie Portman? She got porn on June the 9th as well. She's cool, hot. I agree. Talented. Love her. Smart. Yeah.

Wonderful. One of my favorites of all time. Yeah, me too. What's her favorite movie? Hers? Yeah. I'll tell you right now, mine is easy. What?

Black Swan. Come on. Oh, yeah, I mean, that's just... I don't even know what the story's about, but visually, it's right up there. Yeah, Black Swan. A visual delight, as they say, bubs, in movie business. Yeah. It's a good bar, I know that. Good little pub.

The Scots have a word for that panicky hesitation you get when you can't remember somebody's name. Yeah? Turtle. Turtle? Turtle. Yeah, turtle. Turtle with a... What's about a fucking turtle? That's what they're doing. You're like, what the fuck? It's a turtle, man. No, I think a turtle's when you...

I think a turtle, I'm pretty sure, is when you shit your pants. Isn't it? I thought that was a... It's a shirtle. ...shirtle. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of a shirtle. It's a shirtle, man.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. It happens to all of us. Like, this is... It's Cat Island. Did you hear about this fucking place? Oh, yeah.

That's in Bahamas. No. Oh. That's in Japan, man. Cat... Oh, yes. Cat Island, yes. There's Bahamas. No, that's in Japan, man. Oh, yes, Cat Island, yes. There's a dozen Cat Islands, man, in Japan.

Why the fuck, why wouldn't that be the place for you to want to go? Well, I do, but... There's fucking cats everywhere, man. It's expensive. What kind of cats? Like, house cats or fucking big tigers and shit? House cats. House cats, man.

I'd like to go to a cat island just full of fucking tigers. It'd be cool. I'd do man. I'd like to go to a cat island just full of fucking tigers. It'd be cool. I'd do that in a heartbeat. Tigers don't bother me one bit. You know what's fucking cool? Here's another thing a lot of people don't know. President Jefferson hated formal affairs like we do. Fuck, suit, and ties, and shit, right?

Yeah. So much that he would often greet foreign dignitaries while wearing his pajamas Yeah, nice fucking you know what? We did that president Jefferson Thomas Jefferson they ever president right one of us because he hated suits or if it was just because he was always hungover He drank a lot man Fuck else would you do back then though? Seriously? Well, you just try to, try not to get the... try not to get the malaria or whatever they were getting.

Did you know that the speed of this rotation changes? Yes. Okay. I didn't know that. Guess how much a day back in the age of the dinosaurs was. How much? It wasn't 24 hours. 26?

23. 23 hours a day. Is that why we have, like, leap years and shit? Could be. I mean, if you do the math, that's a billion years. This is fucked. The annual

number of worldwide fucking shark bites is ten times less than the number of people fucking bitten by other people in New York. I didn't know there was bitey people in New York. Oh, fuck. Have you ever been bitten there? No, but I had a guy try to chomp me one time. Somebody said they got their shoulder bitten on the subway.

I got my tit bit. There's biters. There's biters everywhere. What's the... In New York, they're like zombie people. Do they get off on it or what's the... I think they're just, you know, they're on some type of drugs and they might see... Bath salts and shit?

They might see you as a big, you know, a big fucking lollipop or something. That they're gonna take a snack on. And they lick it. Holy fuck. 1953. Swanson dinners. Yeah. You know how that shit went down?

One year after Thanksgiving, they had 260 tons of frozen turkey left over. They fucking overdid it. So they packaged them up into trays with some peas and potatoes. And boom. TV dinners. Jesus. I thought I saw the... That's smart, man. Very smart. I thought I saw the...

Foods Made American. I don't remember that part of it. Swanson's, man. Swanson's Hungry Man Dinners. That's where they came from. That's when they put those little fucking cherry pies in there that will melt your fucking face right off. That's the only reason I used to fucking eat those things,

for the dessert. Yeah. The desserts were not bad, man. Desserts were fantastic. Little mini cherry pies. Yep. What else you got, man? Anything good? Well... This has been a fucking weird one.

I've got... It's very weird because you're in jail, we don't have usually the shit that we like to have. Like drugs and booze. Well, we've got a bit of booze, but no hash yeast or edibles. Sucks. So that's, this is what makes this lane life sometimes, bubs. Yeah. But we are going to Niagara Falls right after this.

We're going to see people tonight. We're going to be, this is Niagara Falls Convention Center. Yes. We're going to be there all day tomorrow. That's tonight. Yeah. And we're going to be at the Niagara Falls Convention Center. Yes. We're going to be there all day tomorrow. Yeah. And we're going to be there on Sunday. And Saturday. And I think they're going to, are we doing, we're doing some shit.

We're going to the Falls and I think they're going to light it up. Green or something. Is it a trailer park colors or something? Green. Is green a trailer park color? I guess because of me. I would say so. Oh, man. Are we going to get to go on the Maid of the Mist?

The boat that goes out towards the falls and, you know, you see them? What the fuck? Is it like a liquor boat? I don't know if they have liquor on it. I doubt it. I think you've got to put raincoats on it. Do we get to go in behind the falls? You can get down. There's a path, apparently, that you can pop out behind them. Is it warm in Niagara Falls right now?

It's fucking warmer than here, I bet. I don't know. It's been shitty here, raining, but it's good, because it's helped all those fucking fires. Jesus Christ, there's been some fire shit. I got another fact, guys. I got a... Wait, yeah, we'll just talk about

the fires in a sec, but Cookie Monster in 2004 in an episode of Substance 3, Cookie Monster revealed that before he started eating cookies his name was Sid. Yes, I remember that. What the fuck is that all about? Cookie Monster's name was Sid. Never heard that. He was a concert promoter in San Francisco. That's Cookie Monster's original gig. And then he got hooked on the cookies.

Yes. Got labeled. He got hooked on the cookies, changed his name legally to Cookie Monster, which was not a great idea in my opinion, but... No. Maybe a good idea for his brand, though, because that's how everybody knows him. Nobody knows him as Sid.

No, I didn't know his fucking name was Sid. Nor do I give a fuck. I think if they called him Sid, that was a nickname, because he used to do a lot of acid. Like Sid and Nancy. Cookie Monster did. Nice. Yeah.

Cookie Monster wasn't on fucking acid. He was in the early days. Before he started getting into cookies. That's why he got into cookies. To get off the... Sid. He was all cranked up when he was a concert promoter. He was promoting all the acid rock bands. I think everybody was on it back then. Not me.

Well, I think we should get fucking ready to... get the fuck on a plane. Well... Well, I think we should get fucking ready to get the fuck on a plane. Well, okay. Lego. Man, you're like zoned out. You're not even on edibles. What are you saying about Lego? I was able to get some, but just for me. Lego?

No. Oh, you fucking dick. There was only 40, man. Fuck. Oh, you fucking dick. I just, there was only 40, man. Oh, fuck. Lego is an abbreviation of the Danish phrase, lefkot, which means play well.

Lego. Really? Yeah. It's Danish? Yes, it is, man. I love a Danish right now. You think they got Danish's at the... Not a fucking chance.

Are we going to go to the cafeteria before lunch is over? We should grab a quick snack. We got to get the fuck to the airport. Are we going to go to the cafeteria before lunch is over? We should grab a quick snack. We got to get the fuck to the airport. Is it time to go? Like, I'll fucking leave right now. Let's go. I'll gladly leave jail, but I'm just, we got to figure out coming back. Take your shit, because I don't think we're coming back.

I'm not planning to come back. If we do come back, we got to bring a lot of drugs with us. All right. Just being in here with drugs, fucking sucks. Ugh. All right, well. Is this it? Say, all right, everybody, we're going to the falls.

We'll see everybody at the falls. Yeah. At the falls, head there now. Come see us, please. It's gonna be a fucking fun weekend. Later. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to swearnet.com or download Later.