Trillbilly Worker's Party - Episode 249: Illegalize It
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What's up, Tom?
What do you say?
Chillin', chillin', chillin', chillin'.
Oh, man.
Yo, I'm so tired today.
I don't know why.
I mean, I know why.
I really slept that well last night.
Oh, man.
That's my life.
I don't remember the last time I got a good night's sleep.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep knowing that Future of the Republic...
Democracy was in peril? Future of the republic democracy was in peril future of the republic
is in jeff young's hands it's kept me up many nights
la vida uh also uh our boy uh madison called thorn unfortunately the fresh young face of the uh
republican party you know what's funny about that is we really haven't even talked about that any like everybody else been having a field day talking about like
how this man likes to you know force his cousin to give him top
but we've not we've you know we've been gentlemanly about it we've just not touched it
just out of respect for that community yeah yeah it. Just out of respect for that community.
Yeah, yeah.
For the youth,
out of respect for the youth.
All right.
The community,
you mean like young men
in their 20s
running for congressional office
to instigate like a fascist
takeover of government?
Correct.
What did you think
I was talking about?
What do you mean,
you people, Tom tom you know those kind of people those people yeah man uh i don't know i was i don't even have to
get too into it or whatever but i just think it's funny like the fact that like this guy
like couldn't hang with like these republicans it couldn't be like about it
with the coke orgies so they just like kicked him out the club man it's pretty funny i mean it's
it's it's it's like that old for the longest time politics in this country was a party
you know yeah it was just the it was like a means to an end the end was
coke orgies and well i mean really that's how it started right like right what was that
we were always going to interview that guy that wrote that not cultures book you know oh yeah
it is like basically the country was founded out of the hellfire club and also later something called
the flat hat club so basically all the reason that people treat this shit so fraternally is like
because that's the origin that's what it started out as yeah it started out as like a bacchanalia
yeah a bunch of dudes sucking and fucking and you know i what one thing that is remotely cool about america's origins is like one of our
founding polymaths of which there are many his famous one of his famous quotes was every cat's
gray in the dark about like fucking chicks that are you know he know. He was like an inveterate poonhound, basically.
Yeah, and he didn't cull much.
He did discriminate, I'm sure.
No, no.
I mean, that's something that I fuck with.
You know what I mean?
But the thing is, is that they also did weird shit with each other though
oh yeah yeah i mean it's that's like i feel like a true like uh what was the ancient like
antiquity like greek or roman i guess fashion you know listen one man's hazing is another man's team
building okay so things get weird you just just know that it's
normal for somebody else in that room that's true that's true like it's you shouldn't be
infringing on their rights sit your ass down sit your white ass down and get hazed and listen yeah
you know when somebody says they want to like teabag you and fuck your mouth follow your balls
like shit listen be a little open-minded a little open-minded that if you say no it will offend them right and you don't want
to do that you imagine that like a reverse woke world where like you show up at bohemian grove
and you don't want to do the what richard nixon called the you know and then everybody just like
the record stops and it's just like, what do you mean?
You don't want to,
uh,
jerk off Junius P.
Morgan.
Everybody's looking at you.
Okay.
Okay.
Get this guy out of here.
Okay.
And then,
yeah,
he's just canceled because he refused.
It's on.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Colt Bacchanalia.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, man.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
The Madison Cawthorn stuff is not...
He's fascinating.
In some ways, he was kind of a modern Jesus of our times.
He died for the sins of all.
Two beautiful boys that ended up,
something to do with trees,
ended up being their lasting legacy.
You remember Madison Cawthorn
when he boxed the bark off that tree?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that sapling.
He was trying to use it.
I mean, that's pretty fucked up.
Of all the things, that sapling. He was trying to... I mean, that's pretty fucked up.
Like, of all the things... That's absurd.
Of all the things to attack in nature,
like, if he was doing that to a lion,
just like...
Like, doing the, you know, like, the boxing montage
where that thing that they...
I don't know what they call that.
Yeah, like the ball, yeah.
The punching bag, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's just doing that to a lion's
face like on the savannah like then i would be like all right i mean that thing's gonna swatch
you and take your head off in a second play on but like a tree all it's got it's bark that's
that's it's the only defense mechanism you know little did he know just a few
just a few short years later he'd end up on that tree.
Crucified for all of us.
Let me ask y'all a question.
Let me ask y'all a question.
So y'all think that, because I'm pretty sure he's blacklisted from the GOP,
but is he going to be like our boy, our boy, like,
Hova Jesus and be resurrected? You think he's going to have, like, a slot on Fox News or maybe or maybe what's that one news, American News Network or some shit like that?
Oh, man, you know, he should because he's a very intelligent guy
and he's got a lot of great things to say.
So I think he should have.
Have you seen his handwriting?
I have, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, he's just emblematic of a certain generation of men well you know he's just um he's emblematic of a certain
like generation of men you know he just never had to grow up and it's true he just never had
to grow up he's in a second childhood you know where that got him nailed to a cross
but you know it's like this is what happens when like you don't have he doesn't have the conviction
of like his beliefs like his accusations against the party because he's like he is what happens with like you don't have he doesn't have the conviction of like his
beliefs like his accusations against the party because he's like he does the same shit man you
know i'm saying like we know he does the same shit he's also like the youngest congressman of course
like he's wilding out um so it's like i don't know man i just think it's kind of funny like yo don't
like talk shit and like get hit you know i'm saying? You can't talk shit if you're doing the same thing. You know what I mean? I kind of feel like my armchair psychoanalytic diagnosis of him is that him wanting to fuck his cousin.
And actually, I watched the video.
It kind of looked like he succeeded.
He was trying to.
He was trying, and that's all that matters.
Wait, is this a video when they were in the car?
In front of the car?
No, this is in a hotel room. Damn, when they were in the car? In front of the car? No, this is in like a hotel room.
Damn, how many videos are there?
God damn.
I didn't see the one in front of the car.
There's not a man alive.
I'll psycho my boy, man.
God damn.
There's not a man alive
that wouldn't have gay sex with his cousin
more than Madison Cawthorn.
You know, listen, there is a certain,
we just gotta be honest about it,
there is a certain homoerotic current in a boy's life.
You know what I mean?
Of course.
Absolutely.
The boys play a little grab ass, you know, in varying degrees.
Sometimes it plays out as just, you know, chasing a young Tom around a bathroom,
trying to whip him with a wet towel while he squeals, you know.
There's that.
And then there's, you know, it gets a little more, how do you say, carnal, you know?
Yes, exactly.
Carnal.
Which, no shame.
No shame at all.
This is a natural development of a boy's life.
This one time at church camp, I, like, played this prank on this kid.
I was dared to do this i understand like you
can like you can be peer pressured by other young men into doing stuff that you don't necessarily
want to do but i thought it is the story of boyhood it's just a never-ending stream of
people goading you into doing shit that could be detrimental to your life. And you doing 80% of it.
And you know it damn well
you shouldn't do it.
Knowing damn well you shouldn't do it.
Well,
so anyways,
didn't they used to call
this like the French
maiden or something?
You would tuck your dick behind
your balls. Oh, to make it look like you had like, tuck your dick behind your balls, right?
Oh, to make it look like you had a vagina?
It didn't.
Right, right.
But, well, so, like, I had done that.
Like, I walked in there like I was going to change, right?
Yeah.
And, like, I tucked my dick behind my balls
to adjust my balls for hanging out.
So it looks like you had a little moosh now.
I mean, this is fucked up in hindsight, but at the time, you know, you think it's hilarious.
But anyways, like, I just acted like I was changing in front of him and didn't say anything
and didn't, like, didn't, you know, reference it or anything like that.
And just, like, walked out of the room or whatever.
And I thought it was hilarious.
But, like, he, like, told someone later on, they were like, did Terrence Cohen,
was he changing in front of you earlier?
And he was like,
yeah, man,
and his balls were really weird.
Which could mean that
he got a better look at my balls
than I ever have.
There was no dick in the way.
Well, you're looking at your balls.
You're looking down.
This is somebody else looking from an outside perspective.
He was looking straight at my balls.
He was just looking at your balls.
I like how he was gentlemanly enough not to say anything to your face.
I'll be like, damn, bro, I probably didn't get that checked out.
Hey, you probably, that shit look weird as fuck, man.
Something's going on down there.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Yeah.
I mean, it's completely absurd.
Very fucked up in hindsight.
But when you're like 14 years old, I mean, stuff like that.
You should do shit, man.
You thought you were playing a clever prank,
but everybody at Hobbs High School, the rumor was,
man, Terrence doesn't have a penis and his balls are huge.
He's got the weirdest setup down there.
He didn't say huge.
He said weird.
He's got weird balls and I didn't see a penis.
It was like a Ken doll.
It was just a smooth mound.
Just a smooth mound of flesh.
I thought it was nice of him not to mention the penis thing.
Yeah, he didn't bring it.
He didn't bring my dick into it and um you know
weird balls are fair game something that I voluntarily something that like is
quite literally like sexual harassment showing someone your shit. At least he did.
It was like, yo, you got weird balls.
It started out as a joke.
You kind of played yourself a little bit.
And sexually harassed
in the process.
Just all the boxes.
At least
he grew, though.
And that's why I did it.
I wanted him to grow.
He grew his first.
Man.
Kids.
It's a learning opportunity, man.
But this Madison Cawthorn thing, like, he was not 14.
I believe he looked like he was, like, 20 or 21.
Yeah, the age he does now.
He's, like, in his 20s anyways.
Oh, God. Yeah, how old is that guy is he just in his
20s he's like he was born in 1995 so he's uh oh 25 that's weird seven 26 27 i thought you couldn't
even be in congress till you're 30 nah it's like 25 i thought wasn't joe biden like he had to lie
about his age because he wasn't old?
Maybe that's the Senate.
Nah, yeah, he did lie about his age though.
I think his birthday was a month later than the filing,
something like that, I don't know.
So he lied about it.
He just lied about it.
Honestly, like if we,
if we have already basically gone back to being a monarchy they should let children be
the leader or the president or whatever we should i unironically agree with that right like if like
you know you could be living under a king who was like seven years old and it would suck yeah i mean
well back then back then seven years old was like like, 25, right? But still, like, it doesn't, like, you're right, it doesn't matter.
We're being ruled by, like, these geriatric octogenarians.
Like, let a kid do it, man.
Yeah, let's flip the script.
Nine-year-old enfant terrible, or however you say that.
And just, like, he just gets to, like, whine and cry about cry about like things all day and also make the loss.
Yeah.
With the nuclear like button, nuclear like football, whatever, like, you know, on his table.
He's like throwing it around and shit.
Well, I'm not actually a football, but whatever.
Yeah.
I'm glad you stepped on the I'm glad you tripped the bomb wire on that one.
There's like certain phrases I don't know how to pronounce.
And so I've just avoided them
on the show.
Just leave it to other people.
But sometimes,
Tom or,
you know,
maybe me,
you have to bravely just say it
and let people scream at you.
Okay,
I want to know.
Yeah,
just so if my French is bad.
Like,
pilloried.
Pilleried.
Enfant. L'enfant. Pilleried. Enfant terrible.
L'enfant.
It sounds, it's fun to say.
Yeah, you're right.
I thought that was like, isn't like a l'enfant terrible like a kind of like bohemian?
I thought you just meant like a terrible child.
A terrible infant.
That makes sense. A terrible infant.
That makes sense.
A terrible infant, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Badass kid.
Yeah, I'm just a little badass kid.
Well, I associate like the cover of Les Mis with a l'enfant terrible.
Why is that?
When I type Les Mis into my phone,
I get the telenovela in Telemundo in September 2014.
Why?
Why do I get the Telemundo version?
That would be La Infante Terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Yeah, exactly.
It almost sounds the same. You just say it in a different accent
the same yeah just a different accent
i mean you know i can't i mean i'm a, man. I don't speak any languages. My sister speaks like 10 languages, man.
God damn.
Yeah, dude.
Does she speak Amharic?
Is that what they speak in Ethiopia?
I have no idea.
I think that's what they speak. I have no idea.
I thought you said Aramaic for me, and I was like, wait, what?
That's the language my savior spoke when he was here.
Madison Cawthorn?
Yeah, no, that's Madison Cawthorn's first tongue.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, damn.
I got to tell you, I had an eventful.
After I get on this show and I bluster about it,
I'm never going to vote again.
I ain't doing this shit again, whatever.
I went and I voted yesterday.
Wow.
Now, y'all see how I look.
I've got a little crusty mustache.
It was unfortunate that my polling place
was the cafeteria at Maxwell Elementary School
in Lexington, Kentucky.
After I'd shaved and got this,
it's like, okay, I'm gonna go punch one in
for Charles Booker.
And then I look up my polling place.
Maxwell Elementary School, huh?
You get out outside.
Billing about, loitering around.
Sir, didn't you cast your vote two hours ago?
We need you to leave the premises, sir.
I'm just making sure that...
Sir, you need to be at least a thousand feet away.
Yes.
That does pose a conundrum though what if um you were uh yeah you're right you're not allowed within a thousand yards of a school which you may not have you may not have your voting
rights but what if you did have your voting rights somehow but you're still a sex offender would that would that be would that be voter uh
voter uh voter disenfranchised yeah right voter suppression voter suppression voter suppression
for the is that means that their polling site is an elementary school presumably where children are
at the pedo got a drive over to the next county yeah to go vote and then he's just
like listen i know what this looks like but these people won't stop screaming at me about like
change change happening at the ballot box so i'm gonna need you to make an exception here
you're gonna see like a huff post investigative feature the voter suppression no one is talking about nah better yet you can just see that shit on fox news democratic party allows pedos to vote
or some shit like that yeah yeah they would run they would run i'm speaking that shit into
existence man watch that shit so i go in there right and it is voting is the most convoluted
experience in american life because it's like should cut and dry, and it is like the weirdest thing.
I had to go in there, right?
One, I had to show ID, so like,
that's still happening, right?
Right, but they don't want you there.
And like, it's like, any normal person,
if they were to go to a party,
and you read off your name to get in to the party,
and they acted like they did not want you there when they read your name
any person normally would just turn around right right no one would go to a party that
no one wants them at that it's obvious that they're not wanted there exactly
yo tom remember i told you earlier too that in new york we were talking on the phone in new york
um i didn't need my id to vote you don't need your id to vote so that's how it should be right that's how it should be you know right yeah
it's uh you go in there and i'm like okay this is gonna be just a smooth experience nobody's in line
whatever well i get there and there's like four people standing in front of like the cafeteria
doors i'm standing there in my creepy mustache and i'm like
somebody gonna acknowledge that i'm here and they're just going on for like 10 minutes and
then they turn around like oh are you here to vote i'm like motherfucker it's a police site
you better hope i'm here to vote
so they finally she goes to a utility closet and opens it and leads out, like, an eight-year-old
and throws him in your arms like, all right, get out of here.
You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who the fuck did you think I was?
And I'm like, what?
What's going on here?
Oh, and then they just, like, push the kid back.
You didn't see any of that.
So I'm there.
I'm there. I'm there.
And they finally, like, usher me in.
And then, like, show the ID.
And they're like, okay, here's how we do things here.
On this ballot, there's, like, little squares on, like, all over the place.
And it's like, what you have to do is go over here to one of these like little privacy nodules
all over the cafeteria whichever one you want and sit down and fill in and you know they got like
weird instructions like filling out a scantron sheet like this is incorrect but this is correct
right and if you don't fill it out like this it's going to get thrown out i'm just like
this there's got to be a more efficient way to do this so i go i sit down and it is a little
convoluted because they're like the squares are weird and like some of them are different sizes
or whatever so i'm just like color it in as best i can recognizing that that mark wouldn't count
and this mark wouldn't count whatever so i took pain so i voted for charles obviously
darwin charles i supported king charles the fifth the holy roman empire
i wrote in a veritable who's who of history's charles including carlos the unfortunate
so i have both charles booker and then like i'm just like I don't know any of the rest of
these like things like in eastern Kentucky you just vote for shit like dog catcher and
yeah it's always these titles that I don't understand either like comp troller like I'm
like what the fuck is that man yeah what's I have no idea what that is I think a comptroller
controls money in some ways so why not maybe like treasure
treasure i think the treasure but it probably was something they intentionally did like the
guys in fraternal freemason societies they were like we'll call it comptroller it'll confuse
people yeah it'll obfuscate what we actually do we just take your fucking money take the
person that handles the money you know if if you don't know how what their job is something's wrong yeah something is wrong if money's involved
your money's disappearing somewhere man turns we're talking about in the parking lot it's like
who was the first guys that are like expanded membership in the freemasons outside of like
that profession like who was the first freemason that wasn't actually a stonemason
right like we need what we need i mean guys i hate to say it i know we're literally called
the freemasons and everything but i think we need some stablemen in here some cobblers
cobblers that's not true because they only there wasn't any working people in the freemason society
right it was just like.
Were there doctors?
There were definitely doctors.
There were doctors, of course.
Physicians.
Surgeons and shit, yeah.
Benjamin Rush.
You know who that is?
Benjamin Rush.
I think he's like a founding father.
He's like from Pennsylvania.
He was like a doctor.
Polymath.
Ben Rush.
He was probably a polymath.
A lot of polymaths probably in the early masonic order
i'd imagine wait polymath as you teach your you have a various knowledge in like a bunch of
different fields you're a genius in several different fields okay okay you know uh so i go
in there and then i'm scrolling down and i see jeff, who I've known from various
organizing spaces over the years and stuff.
Not personally,
but just kind of know of him.
Know of his work.
Know his oeuvre.
And...
Infant terrible oeuvre.
Was that right?
You killed it, bro.
Damn, that was a gamble, too.
I really don't know if that's Au revoir or Ouvray.
French hillbilly.
They should do a Duolingo course.
It's like French hillbilly, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, Joex Noel.
Yeah, we're going to create a new French Creole here tonight.
Yeah, we're going to create a new French Creole here tonight.
So on New Circle Road, Jeff had this huge sign that I've seen for several weeks now.
And he's running on a very sensible platform.
He's the peace candidate that wants to run to abolish the CIA.
I mean, honestly, here's what all of his issues are.
Abolish the CIA.
Get big money out of politics.
Abolish AFRICOM.
Help prevent a nuclear war.
We need Medicare for all.
I love the switch on sort of, you know, we've got some bullet point issues, but then we kind of get like a semi-sentence.
We need Medicare for all.
You know what I'm saying?
I like that he said ban AFRICOM in there.
I just wouldn't throw that in there. Who the fuck?'s thinking about it nobody this here's the abolished data 85 percent america thinks this guy's a wingnut and this is really the
most sensible platform one can run didn't we just announce that we're bombing somalia or some shit
yeah or we yeah we yeah we're always bobbing somewhere man isn't that insane we're that that
we're just always bombing somewhere also just like the amount i mean this is probably a trite
point right but just the military bases like all over the world like i don't know man that kind of
presence kind of blows my mind man dude this is why yeah no uh that's why i got a boss at cia yeah anyways
abolish africom that's tight uh in in corruption uh andy barr is objectively pro-abortion not pro
life again not not so much a policy stance just more like this he's just hating i like yeah he's
just being a hater he's just being a hater he's just not a policy stance yeah which i feel like is characteristic of uh the days when uh i guess like the 19th century
and politicians would just throw barbs at each other you know yeah he was just like
yo abolish evercom abolish cia uh andy bar in font terry black
bad baby that is the artist bad baby in france he's long font terry black Infant terrible. Bad baby.
That is the artist bad baby in France.
He's l'enfant terrible.
I like this.
Illegalize cannabis.
Energy in the environment.
But it doesn't go any further. You said illegalize cannabis?
No, legalize.
Oh, I think he said illegal.
I got scared for a minute.
That would be a very funny way of saying illegalize it.
Illegalize it.
That would be a very funny way of saying it, mate, can't illegalize it.
Illegalize it. This is my new album of Whalers covers called Illegalize It.
Illegalize it, yeah.
Damn.
Didn't, like, Jack Posobiec or whatever say this week that they were doing, like, praise and worship versions of Rage Against yeah including uh something i will do what you tell me to yeah i will do yeah i mean everybody
was like this is so lame ha ha ha and i was like yeah definitely i've definitely never done that
yeah what a loser that guy was fucking loser could. Could it be me? You just, some guys just don't grow out of, like,
a lot of these, like, right-wing power brokers
are just guys that never really grew out of CCM culture.
I've seen this happen.
There's guys you go to college with that never grow out of, like,
fraternity culture or whatever it is.
It's just arrested development is what it is.
Yeah, and you just take that you take
that culture into whatever job that you do right you just kind of replicate it yeah yeah so what's
what else jeff got on the docket for us uh legalized cannabis the next bullet is energy
and the environment that could be in any number of things i do like it though that it's so vague it's just acknowledging that energy exists
is it big can't be created out of nor destroy nor destroy it
yeah we gotta teach newton in schools again yeah and the environment um
then the next one is tax millionaires and billionaires. I agree, Jeff.
I think by just naming them,
he's trying to tell us that they should not exist.
And I 1,000% agree.
Abolish the death penalty nationwide.
I think those are the issues.
Here's what's so compelling about Jeff to me is on his one billboard that he put
above the liquor store on new circle in
lexington of all those policy positions that he you know he could have been the the weed guy or
whatever but he went with something that i think has not been means tested to death or anything
like that but i think is a vastly more popular position than would let on but abolish the cia i think is more resonant than
you think it would be i think about this everybody from millionaire tax cheats to john q housing
projects has a healthy distrust of the government and what organ of the government engenders that
mistrust more than any other definitely the cia. It sounds like a wingnut thing to say,
but I actually think it's more popular
than you think it would be.
Honestly, you could sweep up a lot.
This is, you know what?
So I don't really know much about Jeff Young.
If he was running in my district,
I probably wouldn't have voted for him,
but that's just because i'm no longer a voter
derek's turned in his voter card it's like i actually i don't want this anymore
i don't want this right anymore you can have it back yeah uh this this thing is going down there is no like i i like went on this
trip and i was like oh you know like i've been feeling really paranoid the last few weeks it
was really the roe v wade thing just the last few weeks there's well you know like especially
paranoid like i feel like after the 2016 like election people were like, we need to start reading about Weimar Germany and Third Reich
and how the Nazis came to power and all this.
And I remember thinking at the time, yeah, this is very serious.
I don't know.
I thought you said, okay, I'll get there.
Let me breathe for a second.
But I remember thinking It was like yeah okay
It might be a little
Alarmist
Mostly just because we live in different
Times
Historical context
That book you were talking about
About the Nazis
There's a version of it that's just got the swastika
On it
And somebody on Twitter is like How am I supposed to read this on the subway?
Motherfucker, you want me to go to the coffee shop and sit down with this book and read, bro?
In the synagogue across the street or some shit, man?
Chill the fuck out, dude.
I saw that after you talked about it.
God damn.
That's the thing about you're right.
Dude, you're absolutely right.
That's the problem about writing a book about the Nazisis no one's gonna read in public there's a book i got called uh bring the war
home by kathleen blue uh where she studies like the white power movement in the 70s 80s i listened
to an interview with her on that show the dig it was pretty good she's pretty good yo it's actually
a good book uh but it has a klansman on the cover man you know what i mean and the clansman is different from a swastika
but at the same time like i'm sitting at the bar as a black dude and i got the book in front of my
face and people walk up out a window and they're just like yo what's up it like perfectly aligns
with your head the contours of your head so it looks like you're wearing the hood.
People are like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is this, bro?
Who's the World Cup to?
I didn't read that book. I know who she is, though.
I didn't even finish it, but it was good.
But
ever since that Roe, like the roe v way thing i was like yeah
uh i feel like that was the point i hit that that level of paranoia whereas like
nah i'm gonna start reading books about nazis now i mean it's like i i really want to know
if that's actually what's coming yeah and i think that's what's coming no dude little update i now
believe that more strongly than ever listen man like i mean we gotta talk about it this is grim
you know but like the for me terrence that moment was uh i've had many of those moments but it's
always gets like progressively like worse it's like cumulative you know it's always like another
series of events that just makes it worse but the shooting that had happened in the buffalo and then i think two
more shootings had happened within 24 hours like mass shootings and i was just like yo this is like
not even the creeping fash anymore it's just like and the thing about it being here is that it's
always been here but it doesn't seem like it's going to be like this
okay this one big flash event or this thing when everybody pays attention because that always
happens right everybody pretends it's like the first time it's happening well now it's like
america having sort of assumed the nazi identity which we always were but you know i have it like
they're they're smart enough not to just put people on train cars.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yes, exactly.
It's like, oh, we learned some lessons from the Nazis.
I think the thing is...
About optics.
We did.
I think part of the issue is we did do that,
and then it got, I don't know,
due to us waging the Cold War
and fighting the Nazis in World War II,
had all convinced ourselves that actually that's not us.
Like, we're not that.
And so we kind of did an op on ourselves in a way.
And I think that a country that was started under that pretense of,
we didn't have trains really back then, but it was still the same concept,
you know, Trail of Tears and shit,
like, that got those values and those kind of the same concept you know trail of tears and shit like that got those
values and those kind of like you know cultural institutions and norms i think they really did
get absorbed into oh and the fabric of everything right it's on it's inseparable from like the
institutions and everything like this the social materiality this country is it's insane right and
like the rising tide of that rising rate of profit
throughout the 20th century
was able to kind of, like,
pad out the political experience
with these kind of liberal values.
And then once that started to go down,
obviously is when you see them
pulling it all back
and reverting to that kind of old...
I mean, it's like a settler colonial
mindset obviously but like the difference with like the nazis is that they're not aiming for
world domination now yo like it's like fascism it's like not to cut you up turn sorry but
you have reminded me of something is that like i don't know who said it it's not me but i didn't
come up with it but it's like fascism is like imperialism turned inwards, you know?
So it's like the same sort of tactics that, you know, colonial imperial powers use to, like, suppress peoples.
I'm not saying that this is new either.
This has always kind of happened, internal oppression by the state.
But it's like in a way now where, you know, you could look at, like, something like Ferguson.
And, I mean, dude, it looks like a military zone, you know, in another country.
You know, I'm saying that we're occupied.
You know what I mean?
Like that sort of kind of violence, you know?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the thing is like about fascist Germany is that they were extremely that was the whole point, like was kind of world domination like imperial hegemony and
they were trying to create a world where there were no nation states there were just
groups of identities you know what i'm saying like they really were like they like i said they
had lawyers that worked overtime trying to figure out how to make groups of racial people and communities sovereign.
Rather than nations, these groups would.
And that these groups would battle it out
at like on the world stage.
And they're thinking like the Aryans would win.
Which is, it was, correct me if I'm wrong
because I'm really ignorant about stuff like this,
but isn't it weird for Nazis to like adopt adopt aryan identity wasn't that didn't that
have to do with like the indian subcontinent people from that i think something like yeah
yeah yeah i i don't yeah now we think of it as blonde hair blue eyes or whatever but like but
i think that they acknowledged as well that like the i don't know maybe i could be wrong somebody's
gonna probably tell me i'm wrong but i think think they acknowledge as well that Indians were also Aryan because they acknowledge that they got it from that.
But I don't know.
I mean, like, it's not like.
Yet they also killed a lot of Romani who are descended from the Indian subcontinent.
Exactly.
Interesting position.
Yeah, I don't know.
I thought that maybe, I don't know.
Regardless, it doesn't seem like america
with the exception of like the liberals like who are fascists in their own ways but like the right
wing fascists are obviously not that interested in like world domination in the way that those
nazis were because like holly andD. Vance and all them,
they talk about how
we need to not be engaged in Ukraine
in like in these military conflicts.
They're isolationists, essentially.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think that like,
I guess maybe they want sort of like a,
some sort of like fortress society,
I suppose,
that does have these like hardened borders um so it's
like it is fascist but in a different every city is a prison almost right right like every city is
a prison we're incredibly like kind of closed off i mean like yeah i mean i think i think too like
because of america's i guess like waning power in the world too you know and the only thing that we
export is culture.
You know what I mean?
But even that now, it's like, yeah, I could imagine sort of this receding into ourselves.
Where liberals don't really have any...
I mean, they never have anything to offer.
But even the elections yesterday were kind of a perfect example.
This fucking dude, Conor Lamb, who I think lost to John Fetterman.
There was a tweet of his that I was looking at from last year that said something like, oh, I'm a normal Democrat.
You know, I'm not a socialist. Right. Like say what you will about the right and the Republicans.
But they have a vision of the future as horrific as it is. You know what I mean?
Like the liberals don't seem to have a vision of anything beyond like kind of keeping things the way they are now where the right
because there is a sense of like something is being taken away from them or they're losing
something you know like this power that they have and this kind of hold that they have
like they radically want to change society and that's what's terrifying i guess which means like
you know when shit like the shooting happens i mean of course you have republicans that
at the same time want to distance themselves from some shit like that but then they usually they literally say the same rhetoric in their campaign speeches about the great
replacement shit you know right so it's like they got foot soldiers and what the fuck are we doing
man well that's posting online that's the thing that scares the shit out of me though is that like
they are very effective at marshalling terror like that shooting in Buffalo and the fact and like
the thing about terror and terrorism
is like when it's weaponized by
these guys obviously
they like honed this
technique and strategy in
like anti-communist
battles around the world
like throughout the 20th century Vietnam
like Latin America right right right
that was like proving ground.
I feel like it really was.
And like when you terrorize a society like that,
like mass shootings, shit like that,
like I think it does have the secular effect,
like the long-term effect of a population going towards the right.
Because people, because then, you know what I mean,
then people get scared.
They become fearful.
And I feel like that is kind of more conducive to a kind of reactionary,
um,
you know,
mindset.
And I don't know.
We don't have any,
what?
I was going to say something about terrorism originating in France and you
might say they were terrible.
In funk?
Maybe, maybe, perhaps.
I fucked that up.
In the political sense, right?
In the political sense.
I'm sure political violence existed well before that,
but I guess the name being put to it.
That should be, well, that's the thing.
If they're going to do it, we've got to have a response.
That should be the last form of terrorism just terrible babies just terrible yeah yeah
but terrence you get me thinking too like you mentioned that book earlier kathleen
bring the war home and like all of those dudes like a lot of those dudes that fought in vietnam
and shit man like they came back like to United States, especially distrustful of the government because they felt the government sold them out in the war in Vietnam.
And then they, like, became, like, fascist and started, like, militias and shit like that, you know?
So all the training that they learned in other countries, you know, they're just, like, it's all of it now is sort of, like, it's escalated to this point where it's like, yeah, like, they're doing shit in like supermarkets, you know, and shopping malls and shit, you know,
and targeting like some enemy that isn't foreign anymore.
Well, foreign, but still like in the United States, you know,
within the country, you know.
I think we have this idea and like the left has this idea that they're,
because we live in a capitalist like mode of production,
that they wouldn't risk it all to do the craziest shit.
But that is literally what the slave owners did.
They risked it all
just to hold on to slaves.
Motherfuckers went to war, bro.
I know.
They really did.
We have to understand that
as a conflict
in between modes of production.
Because you know what I'm saying?
That is such a good point. they wanted a different path for capitalism they that you may not have
been able to call capitalism perhaps it would have been different but like there are conflicts
like that among an elite in society and that's what kind of fucks me up about this is like they
they we are clearly seeing two divergent paths if not many but they
are they really do they're they're gonna risk it all they're gonna risk the bag for a whole uh new
sort of i don't know i i don't know if you want to call it like a mode of production sort of like
some sub mode a subspecies that like could branch off and spread into something new but like a branch
off of like i mean neoliberalism is
fashion fascism but it's like it is the kind of overt and explicit fascism that like the only way
i could think of is what you said terrence like i could really imagine like this like kind of
walled off society like almost literally you know or like where every every place you go is a prison
like movement of just not even like like uh the restriction of not even just restriction of movement but just of association right like sort of like back to that like as you
were saying this nazi idea of like no it's about races now right because only races right diversity
is what makes us weak right as that dude said in his manifesto it's only where we all have these
specific things in common right that also go down the culture right yeah that will
keep us together and that shit is terrifying you know i'm curious if there's not some i mean i
don't want to just necessarily venture into this territory like just just you know willy-nilly or
anything i hate saying willy now i don't know i said that but but it does make you wonder
if there's some sort of like greater sort of mk style thing going on
with some of these guys because the the buffalo shooter and his you know whole manifesto whatever
is suspiciously like so many people that people like my friend in new york was telling me about
this guy that's kind of losing his mind in real time on social media the guy here in lecture county that's saying he's jesus
christ and had that stand off with the police and all that kind of stuff you wonder if it's it's is
it just like the conditions of today that are like you know making people short circuit and whatever
i understand that completely if it is but it does make you wonder if there's something more insidious
going on i think so honestly i know
that because i was telling my i was telling my brother this it's interesting like having this
conversation with him because he's not really like in these sort of discourse spaces and stuff and he
was like well what would be their motive like why would they do something like that to go for it all
well that's and that's the thing because because that, it helps them consolidate their power.
I mean, and the thing is, is the reason there could be several reasons why, but this technique,
what, and this has been talked about a lot, but this technique was honed over the course of the struggle against communism world.
You know what I mean?
In Italy and these, these, you know, these countries, like you talk about like them terrorizing
a population.
They didn't do that just because they're evil or because it's the evil empire and they want control.
I mean, they did do it for those reasons.
But it was also to push a population to their agenda, to their way of seeing things, to get them more under their control, to be able to call them up when they need them to,
or to depend on them to do this or the other.
And I think that the right-wingers at some point, like the people who did that,
like probably especially towards the end of the Soviet Union, in taking down the Soviet Union,
these people have now turned that process inwards, I think, against the American population, probably.
I mean, I don't have any proof of this.
This is quite literally just a conjecture.
But it's not just coincidence.
I mean, and another thing, honestly, I was thinking about this earlier today, too.
This is kind of related to that. it was very surreal very crazy to watch the libs make this you know make this big grandstanding
thing about this buffalo shooter and it's just like and then you know on npr talking about this
like you know it being obviously what it was like a racial a motivate a racism motivated crime
it's just like okay you can't you you can't like bemoan this and say
this is bad if you also support the war where we just gave 40 billion dollars to an army that has
a fucking nazi paramilitary unit inside yeah come the fuck on man the the the dissonance is amazing
the cognitive dissonance also two things and i hope i'm not sounding like some
conspiracy theory shit right but we noticed for a fact yo this dude said that he was gonna he
threatened to shoot up his fucking high school you know what i'm saying before and tried to get a gun
before he shot like in uh these black people in buffalo and like they didn't do anything right
why is it that these motherfuckers have tabs on every single fucking person every
single black rapper every single like figure that is problematic right like every time a motherfucker
coughs or sneezes right they know about this shit but you're telling me that they don't they don't
they know about this he's gonna like he's made threats but they don't do shit right young thug
yeah you're exactly the most like yeah The biggest reaches you can imagine.
Another thing with that that's fucking crazy.
You see the one member of YSL that wasn't incarcerated died under mysterious circumstances.
When?
What's his name?
I forget what his name is.
You told me the other day.
What the fuck, man?
The one guy that wasn't caught up in the indictment
just dies under mysterious
circumstances some shit is not right yeah little key yeah yeah yeah little keyed
shit is it's like another thing too man is that the democrats the liberals their response always
after some shit like this is to give the police more money right and law enforcement more money
even though law enforcement even though law enforcement did not fucking stop this shit
from happening so terrorists it's like you said it's like going for broke with the control bro
the republicans don't like that legislation because obviously these mass shooters are their
foot soldiers right but the democrats are doing it because they have a fetish for law and order
so like on both sides of shit is fucked like with both competing interests it's fucked either way the weird thing people talk about tucker carlson like oh it's just
you know like they talk about it like it's an ancillary thing or like an effect of what he's
saying like like like there's like tail wagging the dog type of shit right right right and it's
like like no i they want people to shoot up movie theaters schools public places because it it provokes terror in a
population that's that's everyone people get suspicious of one another man people become
more entrenched in their own political positions society and i mean this is to say that like none
of this shit is new in terms of the underlying conditions right that like like let this shit
happen but the fact that it just blew
my mind that in that one weekend there was that shooting and then like two more you know and it's
like they know they know at least one they knew at least one of them might have happened but allowed
it to happen i see that that's maybe like touchy to say let it happen but that's what it feels like
you know yeah i i mean i could theoretically conceive of somebody saying like well what are we supposed to do about it if that
is the case and i mean it's just i mean there's really nothing you can't do but the larger point
though i think honestly i think it's just an interesting thing to talk about because i think
it it makes the other stuff make sense like the ro Wade. Like, that is also a form of terrorism. You know what I'm saying?
Like, them rolling back rights and, you know what I mean?
Yes, and bodily.
Something that's, like, bodily.
Like, it's, like, corporeal.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it actually has material, like, impact on people, you know?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's something that, like, a lot of liberals can't count on.
So not a few leftists, even, is even is that like sometimes history brings you to a thing
where there's no easy answer it's like yeah you could get out there and start doing your own little
acts of you know like a little fires everywhere approach you know what i mean like a riot sort
of based approach but like short of that like sometimes the deck is just stacked against you
and that's not to like encourage any sort of political impotence or anything like that.
Or nihilism or anything like that.
But it also means you need to cut out the dopey shit,
like, oh, we can do it at the ballot box,
or we can do this, that, and the third slate.
The weapons of our warfare are, in some ways,
not carnal at this point.
And it's, I don't know, it's hard to know exactly what to do. in some ways not carnal at this point. It's
hard to know exactly
what to do.
This is funny. This is what I saw.
Senator Chris
Coons. This week and every week
I promise I'll continue funding the police
and working to ensure that they have the
resources they need to serve and
protect every Delawarean. I love that
sentence. I promise I'll continue funding the police. that they have the resources they need to serve and protect every delawarean i love that sentence
i promise i'll continue funding the police i promise above all things that i'll continue
funding the police so that our little tax haven our little domestic tax haven can stay
exactly that bro you know what these politicians are literally more law the local level but
they're all terrified of the police bro like that that sounds like like i promise i will keep
funding the police i promise i will keep like you know i'm saying like you're a hostage or
some shit man they're terrified of them dude they're terrified of like police associations
like unions or whatever police departments man i don't know yeah i don't know dude that's insane
uh what yeah the um anyways though yeah the uh well i'll just go ahead and take my perspective
on it is it's a trial balloon for a coup it's a head fake it is certainly a trial balloon for a cue you're right
no good no good uh but you i don't think we let you finish the story that was a long detour
yeah yeah around the voting
oh yeah yeah i didn't even tell you so then you you got it. Okay, so then after you make sure it's bubbled in correctly,
you have to go feed it through a machine,
and you have to sit there for a minute while it processes it,
and then the way you know that your vote was cast
is a little American flag pops up.
That's when I was free to leave.
You ever see an American flag bro
and then on my way out
the lady said
here here's your sticker
where you want it
and I was like
I'll
I just took it
I don't want to like
I don't want people
to know I voted
yeah people would know
I voted
what you talking about
yeah fuck out
walking out of here
shaved
yeah
my table to my legs man
right
I mean I think
that would be
that's the ideal society i would want to live in
if you i if it says i voted it's like a target on your bank you're basically it's like a kick
it's like a kick me sign basically yeah like as soon as you step out you gotta rush into a car
like evade uh people trying to throw shit at you yeah like polling sites will have uh people that
will like uh you know like how they like take a celebrity and like cover them up and protect them from the paparazzi and like throw them in the back of a Chevy Suburban.
That's what it'll be like.
You'll have people that drive you to and from the polling place and just try to beat off people.
They want to kick your ass for voting.
Yeah.
You know how they shame people like libs love to shave people for not voting they shame
people for voting now that's what that's what the left needs to do vote what the fuck are you
voting get the fuck out of here we need to be like you know like uh you know abortion clinics have
like the escorts like people that kind of like help them to and from their car safely and stuff
that's we need to take up that but it's like we need to be like the church people that
antagonize people going to abortion clinics we need to antagonize like you see somebody park
to a polling place and we just pull up say sir you're making the worst decision you've ever made
you're actually contributing to the creepy fast sir yes sir sir do you want to be tacitly
responsible for the bombing campaigns and
it's just like trying to actively actively dissuade people from voting
up until they walk up to the door i'll never forget that i was i was going with my ex-girlfriend
to get an abortion in louisville one time and i'll never we pull up in the parking garage
and three like just doe-eyed kids just come
up to our car and i'm just like they're i could have been going to like the fucking churches
across the street church of chicken or something it is so fucked up when they get the kids to do
that like the teenagers like in the youth group i wouldn't be here if it was for abortion bro
they this one guy because my uh this girl i was seeing
i went with her to get an abortion too and i was driving and she she was white so she's sitting in
the seat and the guy the white guy that's protesting comes up to me and he's like
oh they kill black babies like your babies like he pulled race into it bro she had to stop me
getting out the car to whip that motherfucker's ass, bro. I was so fucking mad.
I was so about to lean out and just pop a one-in-a-tob in the face, bro.
I was so fucking mad. He sticks his head in and then puts the black power fist through.
Right at the point, he go right back out the car window.
Right here, my man.
All right, my brother.
We're trying to kill your people.
Yeah.
Yeah, God damn.
God damn, son. That is the darkest shit I've ever heard kill your people. Yeah. Yeah, God damn. God damn.
That is the darkest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Like, do you know they kill, like, just grasping at straws.
Like, he's black.
Okay.
He's black.
I can use this.
I can use this.
Jesus, that's so hard.
But, yeah, I think that'd be a good idea for us to pull in place.
Well, that's the thing.
Like, I think that what they need to start doing is just beating the shit out of those people.
No, seriously.
I mean, ironically.
Like, for what ironically they really do.
Get a fucking tire iron and let's just start beating the fucking shit out of them.
Don't fight.
They're not going to fight you back.
I was surprised he wasn't on their side of it.
Came up and was like, get the fuck away from them.
I was like...
Yeah, and you could say that's escalation.
And the thing is,
the way this fascist stuff works, I feel like,
is they will spend years and years
building up the kind of legal
and institutional infrastructure around it
and allowing... What that does is it
allows i don't know but at the same time like this book i was reading goes into how about like
a lot of conservatives were in the weimar judiciary and if you look at the number of
like communists and leftists that were like prosecuted and sent to jail it was astronomical
as opposed to like fascist right-wing you know what i mean like it was just kind of the same same shit yeah i mean which liberals i mean classically like
liberals that's they they always go along with like fascists right like liberalism is a gateway
to fascism you know but like yeah man i mean the escalation thing though we're not the ones that
like started the escalation you know i'm saying like oh when people when people whenever people
like talk about that i'm like yo i'm not the one, like, doing this, though, you know?
Like, I mean, it's kind of unfair to, like, to ask people to say that people shouldn't respond in kind, you know?
And also, I'm not under any, like, delusions.
Like, these motherfuckers, like, they have malicious, man.
Like, they've been, like, training and practicing for, like, decades or years or whatever.
But at the same time, they went to January 6th
and they didn't do shit, right?
They were so fucking stupid
that they didn't fucking know what to do.
So I don't know, man.
That is true.
It's like while I was harassing people online
for saying voting stupid as a liberal,
all my conservative peers were joining militias
and shooting guns.
Yeah, like going on gun forms and shit like that.
I don't know why these people are gun nuts. Yeah, like going on gun forms and shit like that. I don't know why these people are gun nuts.
Yeah, man.
I think like the political sort of,
like the social contract in America as it stands
is already very conservative and reactionary, right?
Like the Constitution and all this.
So it's like you could see how they could use that
to their advantage.
And like in that way, like the paramilitary aspect of it
plays off of the sort of formal, prim, and proper
legal aspect of it.
They're like the shock troops almost.
Right, right, right, right.
And so that's the thing.
And that's why this podcast is not a Doomer podcast.
People misunderstand this all the time.
Oh, you're talking about fascism?
Oh, my God.
You're talking about, like, the world ending?
And I'm like, no, you don't understand.
It's not a Doomer podcast.
This is a Prepper podcast.
This is a Prepper podcast.
Big difference.
It's a big difference.
There's a difference in understanding What is to come and preparing oneself
And simply just talking about it
In the terms of like well
That's it no motherfucker
I'm preparing my mind
Well not my body at all
I'm slowly dying inside
But my mind at least
I'm fortifying calcifying my mind
For what is to fucking come to
That said
Our new sponsor is Jim Baker's Doomsday Seeds.
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Yeah.
We should start doing that, man.
I mean, I'm lucky that I have that, like, impulse already,
you know, that we grew up with, like, the rapture mythology.
It's like, I mean.
Yeah, I'm already inclined toward it.
Like, I, in some ways, they prepped us for this.
Yeah, they prepped you right unintentionally.
Yeah, there's no future I see that's not catastrophic,
and I have the church to thank for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's made me sober and vigilant in the day of reckoning, though.
I have to say that.
Yeah, man.
I'm cool as a cucumber in a crisis.
It's when things are good that I'm shaky. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm cool as a cucumber in a crisis. It's when things are good that I'm, like, shaky.
Yeah.
Yeah, when things are good, you're like, this is unnatural.
Same.
I feel the same.
I say that now.
That's a weird part about having anxiety, though, is, like, when shit really bad does happen, it, like, it just feels normal.
Yeah, because that's all the time.
Right.
But your everyday life just feels, like, on the edge all the time when everything's just like fine who was how did jeff went young win the sixth congressional
district because he put that billboard above the lake above the liquor store now it actually is a
brilliant tactic if you're gonna go for broke like that peace for peace abolish the cia that is
really tiny honestly i mean you compare that to that priest dude's, like,
hundreds and thousands of mailings that he sent me saying
that he's going to, like, make Lexington walkable.
It's like, come on, man.
I want an AfriCom about it.
Give me something.
Shoot for the stars, man.
Lexington wants the CIA abolished. we don't want easier access to walking trails
it is an interesting like example of how like people really only process politics through
these kind of like larger signifiers you know what i mean yes yes yo i was talking when we
were talking earlier tom again i was like
yo you know that they're not going to raise the minimum wage you know that they're not going to
make the air the water clean or your you know your kids will have a school to go to or anything
so they might as well just give you not even like pie in the sky but i'm just saying like
the shit that everybody not even kitchen table issues it's just common sense nobody fucking
likes the c, bro.
I think.
Like, just do that shit instead, man.
Yeah, I think people realize that if that was to actually go through, at least something
crazy would happen as a result.
We'd get some interesting, you know.
Assassination, maybe?
I don't know.
No, I'm joking.
Here's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Assassinations would make a comeback.
Well, this idea that, like, national politics is supplanted local politics is like
i could go say i'm gonna run for whitesburg city council tomorrow and if i just went around saying
critical race theory nothing else they just look at me and they just say what are you about and i
just say critical race theory i would win in a landslide but if i went and said i'm gonna pave
your roads i'm gonna funnel more money into education,
all that boring shit that actually would have tangible benefit, nowhere.
But if I say that, like, yeah, that, like, I'm going to release the UFO,
the fucking UFO top secret shit.
Yeah, listen, as a Whitesburg City Congressman,
my first duty is to declassify the UFO files.
And that's a promise.ucking i would that i'm
a single voter issue i would i would vote for you in a heartbeat i vote for you that's it
jesus getting your name changed on the ballot to critical race hyphen theory critical race theory
i'm i'm critical race theory and i want your vote just don't say anything else. Like, pass around buttons with CRT
on a fast campaign for terror.
Right.
God damn.
God damn, son.
Well, but that's a good point, though.
It's like, there are those kind of, like,
you know, national signifier issues
that you can kind of skirt around
some of the other culture war stuff,
you know, like abolish the CIA.
I mean, Epstein is obviously one of them.
I mean, that's one that, like, got, I can't believe, like,
the left completely ceded that ground to the right.
Isn't it fucked up how, like, the pedo hunters in the elite are on the right?
Like, that's something the elite are on the right.
Like that's something the left should be hammering.
And could actually could hammer these guys
on a lot more effectively.
Right, right.
Yeah, because there's like,
you let John Podesta run one campaign
and you can't take the high ground on that anymore though.
Oh man.
Yeah.
What else happened this week?
Anything else to note?
What else did happen this week?
I'm trying to think.
I feel like something else happened. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, jordan peterson thing oh yeah yeah that's right sports illustrated thing
god dude what why do you uniquely i mean this is not an original point or observation or by
any stretch but like for people that call other people like these people that follow jordan peterson and
joe roger whoever like they're it's all just projection these are the biggest fucking cry
babies uh-huh this guy just oh he just like nobody asked for it he just offered up that he didn't want
to jack off to a bigger girl that was on the cover of sports Illustrated. And then he just gets cries when people get mad about that.
He essentially cried for not wanting to have sex with a hot bitch.
He cried because he could have beat off.
He cried.
He cried about, not that he didn't get to,
that he didn't want to.
He didn't want to.
He didn't want to have sex with someone who was hot.
It's authoritarian for women that you don't want to have sex with to be presented to you.
Whether it's in media, in person, whatever.
Yeah.
God damn.
God damn.
I mean, it's funny, but at the same time, it's really dark.
I mean, I really was honestly, I mean, it was pretty funny because it's Jordan Peterson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the way he worded it was like, nope.
Sorry.
Like, there's no amount of authoritarian wokeness or whatever the fuck he said.
There was a world where people didn't want to have sex with girls that looked like that.
It's just like this man cries every five fucking, like literally cries every five fucking
sex.
Like, bro.
Good. Good, bro. Good.
Good, bro.
Go fucking.
Yeah, it's the thing.
It's like I said before,
you don't want to be caught crying about society.
It's not becoming.
It's not becoming.
It's not very philosopher king-like, man.
Right, right, right, right.
Well, if these guys were who they say they were,
they would tell you the essential truth is even when you're fucked,
you got to adopt a stiff upper lip and just...
Yeah.
Nothing worse than crying when the band's playing Brian's song
on violins in the corner while the ship's going down.
Can't do that.
I don't know, but his whole we weepy affectation the way he gets so emotional
over dumb shit yeah over yeah it's yeah it's dumb shit but it's like it's stuff that he thinks is
profound or it's that it speaks to the human condition in some way like a western civilization
like the kind of erosion of western civilization maybe like when he's so kind of like when he was
moved to tears over the house band that fucking right right well i tootsies in nashville playing
ghost riders in the sky the thing about him crying about that like because he got to like
piece through what about it made him cry it wasn't that the solo was just so fucking awesome
like that's i would have cried to that because you're in a big shit face
two in the morning and someone's fucking ribbing a solo.
Noodling, you're like, oh, fuck.
Let my man cook.
That's what it's all about.
The juggler and the guitar man have arrived.
But that's not why he was crying.
He was crying because everybody in the room was experiencing this moment of human connection.
They were all watching this band together and getting lost in the moment.
And, like, to him, it's, like, this kind of, like, it's this kind of example of how humans are so much, their potential is so much greater than this.
And through art, they can commune with each other
on this transcendence level.
Yeah.
And it's scary that that guy is saying that
because this is also a guy who believes in natural hierarchies,
who believes that there are that there are objective physical
forms of beauty
and you know aesthetic
pleasure yes right you know what I mean
but it's not this completely subjective
thing like that is that is kind of
scary and that's why
it's Nazi shit dude it's exactly
what it is it's Nazi shit but like the fact that
it is pretty popular and
then you are now seeing it get sort of absorbed into the politics of like jd vance and teal
that's that's what's scary i wonder if i wonder if he doesn't have some sort of endocrine issue
with that all meat diet that's causing him to be a little bitch and i mean like when you're not
when you're probably like depleted of vitamins you might turn to be a little bitch. You know what I mean? Like, when you're probably, like, depleted of vitamins,
you might turn into, like, a little pussy boy.
Just weeping all the time?
I mean, that makes sense because, like, when I get really hungry,
I get really, you know, emotional and angry.
Sweeping all the time because he's, like, vitamin A deficient or something.
He always looks like he's dying, too, man.
He just is a very sickly-looking man, you know?
Like, I don't know, man.
It's, like, the sort of, like, the way he gets passionate dying too man he just is a very sickly looking man you know like i don't know man it's like the
the the sort of like the way he gets passionate about like all that stuff man it is scary because
it does remind me of like like this nazi ideal of like beauty right and human potential right
and like what you know what we when it's we though it's not like everybody like it's again
like again terence like you were saying like these like um these these these racial like identities you know that will like forge us
together you know yeah it's whole it's it's weird because like our traditional like sort of image or
conception of the white nationalist in american society is this like backwoods like i don't know either that either yeah either that like they kind
of have made them sort of like hillbillies or there is the kind of like they're just like on
the fringes in general like they're disturbed mentally they are in prison militia groups i'm
sure right it's just it's just kind of unnerving and weird to see someone who's that popular
express those same basic ideas but also pair it with this very obvious
i mean he's crying about it so i guess he must feel very passionately about it this very obvious
concern for like the human condition and the betterment of society yes that is kind of scary
to me it's like it's kind of been distilled in several people, like, you know, J.D. and Peter Till.
And that's why, like, the Roe thing, that's why it was just, like, so kind of unnerving.
It's like, okay, no, they're really doing this.
It's like bow tie fascism, man.
It's, like, outwardly not just polite, but, like, it seems like – well, Tucker Carlson, I think about him, too, because, like, he wears a bow tie.
Jordan Peterson, he's always, like, you like he he wears a bow tie jordan peterson
he's always like uh you know he's a uh i guess uh public intellectual he's always has like his
overcoat and shit like they the way they dress and talk like it is something that people be like
okay let me sit down and listen to this guy you know instead of like listening to some dude like
rant on his youtube channel right about his manifesto like they make this shit appealing
aesthetically to people but it's so much closer i mean it literally is just
parroting like far-right nazi white nationalist shit you know but in a package that is accepting
to people you know what i mean right right uh again though i do want to stress how funny it is that
he was crying about his inability to find somebody attractive. That's weird. That's so fucking weird.
That is so weird, man.
And also, too, because, like...
It kind of has, like, a sort of social justice tense to it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's, like, he's kind of, like...
He is showing this kind of, like, emotion or regret
over not finding somebody attractive.
But he's, like, putting this sort of political...
Yeah, tinge to his spin.
Yeah, tinge.
I don't know.
There was an America once
where you could find women
that didn't have a fat old ass.
I think that's what is so strange about it.
These guys are terrified of a fat ass.
They ain't Ashton's. Dude dude i've had this epiphany i had this epiphany over the weekend with my brother and my friend
in colorado it's like dudes who got really really into tits dudes who really really like titties
they kind of went insane like all my friends who were really into titties are like maga dudes now
but all my friends that were like that titties are like MAGA dudes now all my
friends that were like that knew the ass was actually where it's at
yeah a little more insane
yo god damn
titties drove them insane man
not all of them
some men can enjoy
or no anybody
I'm not mean to accentuate anybody can enjoy a big titty but some people it drives
them insane it's like the political you know the political chart with much titty in your mouth
comes more responsibility honestly some men aren't cut out for it uh you know you know that
political chart with the quadrants and shit like that you know but instead it would be like titties are ass right and again not to essentialize but for anybody maybe this could
speak to your moral values your political values you know like well i think it's really it's a
hazard against the danger of titties it's like um titties will drive you cautionary tale cautionary
tale by the danger is that they can't it's kind of like heroin. Like, the first couple times, it's like, damn, this is the best thing I've ever felt.
But then you can be driven insane by them.
But the ass, the ass is solid.
I mean, you'll never get too insane over an ass.
Nah, nah, nah.
You always appreciate titties, man.
You go bonkers, man.
I don't know.
On the other side of that, a fat ass will make you risk it all occasionally.
Well, that was...
That is true.
So, there's some...
The ass man has some responsibility in society.
You're right.
The ass man does have responsibility in society.
He needs to practice temperance in all other areas of his life to not lose his mind.
You are right.
The ass man has responsibility.
But the ass man has responsibility. But.
The ass man come.
But I do, it's possible,
it is possible that Jordan Peterson,
that was his way of risking it all.
Like he blew it.
Like that's why he got on Twitter.
He's like, I blew it. No. Like he's why he got on Twitter. He's like I blew it.
No.
Like that he thought
that that was going to
work kind of like
nagging.
Maybe he was like
trying to like nag or
something like that.
Oh man.
Such a uniquely
annoying figure.
And there's I mean
there's people I hate
like Trump that I just
enjoy like watching.
Yeah.
Because it's
entertaining at least.
But Peterson's not.
I just don't get what people find in rapturing about this fucking grown ass cry baby. enjoy like watching yeah because they're entertaining at least but peterson's not i
just don't get what people find in rapturing about it makes me fucking grown-ass cry baby extremely
sad is really good and people see him as like a philosopher king you know i mean like it's like
when people i mean i guess i can understand when people like are fans of elon musk right like i
mean i think like you know that's that's, I mean, that makes more sense than Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro, right?
Like, people that stand for these people, it's like, bro, what's wrong with you, man?
You know?
Like, this guy, like, again, is crying about, like, because he couldn't beat off, I guess,
to this hot chick, and this is your philosopher king, you know?
I don't know, man.
He got bullied off of Twitter. And he didn't even get bullied off of Twitter. Like, he came back, like, and was posting for the next your philosopher king you know i don't know he got bullied off
of twitter and didn't even get bullied off of twitter like he came back like and was posting
for the next couple hours you know after he said he was gonna leave because people making fun of
him so it's like yo come on man he my man not just crying man but like just like you couldn't
accept defeat man couldn't take the l and then uh you know with honor man nah oh no it's a dishonorable man he is he is ultimately a
dishonorable man yeah that's true yeah and it's true he has no honor he has no honor
but you know what it's scary because none of these people have honor yet like they're shaping
some current of discourse and culture in society it is interesting that none of them run
on that like there's no honor in society anymore it's like because they they don't have honor
they don't have honor either and they can't they don't know how to do the thing yet where
you say one thing and you're clearly and that's where madison cothwell fucked up
that's where he did he didn't understand that that part of the job is doing Coke orgies.
The first rule about Coke orgy club is you don't talk about Coke orgy club.
That's on the job requirement.
It's on the job description.
That's the only thing they give you at Congress when you come in.
As a Republican freshman, they just give you an envelope that says,
don't talk about the Coke orgies, man.
An envelope with a bunch of Coke in it.
With a bunch of Coke in it.
You have to do it in front of them to know that you're not a narc.
You're right.
He's a fucking narc, man.
Yeah, what the fuck am I doing with my life, man?
This dude's 27 and ran for office, man.
Let me run for... He's my congressman, Hank Johnson. This dude's 27 and ran for office.
He's my congressman, Hank Johnson.
I'm going to try to run against him now.
You're going to make a primary challenge to Hank Johnson using the Jeff Young platform?
Yeah, using the Jeff Young platform. Actually, I was saying that Hank Johnson said that asked a general if Guam, the island of Guam uh uh capsize and i'm gonna use that in my attack
ads this man thought an island could capsize like a boat that's pretty good i like that does he think
guam is just like on a whale's back or something like that like like a turtle's back yeah like the world yeah i don't know but that's an interesting
that's you know that's an interesting thing he was dead serious too man is that like a flat earth
thing like uh no just the hank johnson thing i got his dumb shit man he's he's all right i guess
damn but it doesn't matter that's the thing about it right it doesn't matter what he is or what he's
not because uh apparently uh going to the polls doesn't really uh that's not where it's at man
he asked if uh if guam could capsize yeah it's pretty awesome that rules don't primary that
guy go after somebody else he's all we need more of that yeah we need more congressmen who think
that islands can flip over like he's good on israel and palestine too so i i do fuck with him now just an island
doing the titanic sink you know what i mean like it goes way up and breaks in half
like your village mechanic falls like he's like hanging on to a pop trist and feel like that like
trying not to slip into the sea. Couple of guys playing the violin.
Wait, what are they playing?
What is it?
A cultural instrument in Guam.
I don't know.
Maybe not a violin.
Something else.
I don't know.
Probably.
If it was in Jamaica, it'd be steel drums.
If you play steel drums.
Fucking band of eight of them.
It's been an honor and a pleasure playing with you, sir.
As the fucking island.
And this is the latest from what would be a good name for a whaler's cover band.
Like a right wing whaler.
Catch a fine instead of catch a fire.
Catch a fine. Catch a fine. And this is illegalize it by catch a fine instead of catch a fire catch a fine
and this is
this is
illegalize it
by catch a fine
it's been an honor sir
it's been an honor
it's been an honor
oh man
oh shit bro
you see that water
that water's warm, though,
so they would, like, sink.
Like, it'd be a tragedy
if you see everybody just floating in the water,
swimming and shit, smiling and shit.
Everybody still happy as hell.
Wow.
The guys still playing.
You're right.
You're right.
God damn, son.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
That took me out.
Congressman Johnson, ask him a tough question. Well, gentlemen, it. Oh, man. Oh, shit. That took me off. Congressman Johnson asking the tough questions.
Well, gentlemen, it's been an honor.
It's been an honor.
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