WAR MODE - The Weekend
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I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark.
Rome is the light.
Yet you have never been there.
You have not seen what it has become.
I am dying, Maximus.
When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.
How will the world speak my name in years to come?
Will I be known as the philosopher, the warrior, the tyrant?
Or will I be the emperor who gave Rome back her true self?
There was once a dream that was Rome.
You could only whisper it, anything more than a whisper.
What would I have done? I would have done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11.
How did they know who did this so quickly like they did Lee Harvey Oswald?
Who's going to investigate the investigators?
Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to investigate the prosecutors?
Who's going to hold them accountable?
Who's going to investigate the prosecutors? Who's going to hold them accountable? Who's going to hold us public officials accountable?
And that's all we're trying to do here,
among, trying to, in addition to trying to find the true.
Do you honestly and truly in your heart believe
that Sandy Hook actually happened?
Yes or no?
All right.
Number two. And I'm here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take off fire on.
We can't get a jail.
It's only just begun.
Woo!
Woo! Who? Who, who, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Ooh, woo.
Woo, spill.
I guess we're ready, dude.
I mean, honestly, like, this might be as hard as you can make this.
Why?
Like, daylight savings, fucking 8 a.m.
Fuck it, we'll do it.
I was just trying to fucking chill, dude. Are we live? Yeah. All, cool, cool.. Like. Like. Like. Like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. it. I was just trying to fucking chill, dude.
Are we live?
Yeah.
All right, cool, cool.
What was the biggest you ever were?
What's the biggest ever had?
I was like 190.
Really?
Yeah, coming out of like freshman year of college.
Jesus. And it was just bloat. What? I was drinking like four days a week.
I never ate soft pretzels and breakfast sandwiches.
That's when you're buck 90?
I was 190.
Zero muscle, all-body fat.
Yeah, I think that's, you got that going for you.
There's a lot of more muscle in there than every time your face.
I've heard all of these mess.
It's muscle, allegedly weighs more th fat. Like, which one's more than fat? Muscle allegedly weighs more than fat. And then if I open YouTube now, it's Jay Cutler,
fucking your boy, Doreen Yates.
The whole thing is weightlifting.
I mean, dude, it's a decent YouTube.
I mean, I used to get fucking skiward for having muscle and fitness in the bathroom.
I was just trying to get new workouts. I I, what? I mean, it makes sense. You were young.
Yeah, but like they had the good workouts on that before they had bodybuilding forums and shit.
Yeah, I mean, I did. I get you. I don't think anything of it. At the time I probably did, but not now.
Yeah, I mean, you were young though and you were loading up the, you were spending a lot of time in the bathroom with muscle mags I also had a portable DVD player so I didn't know that that's odd that's
weird they have both those things going on once that's what time saying it just
decoy you might have a cross-pollinating sometimes sometimes confusion's a heavy
a the aphrodisiac no no no no
that would be a heavy king
yeah confusion is a fucking heavy aphrodisiac.
It's fucked though.
You might be sleepy.
Yeah, I don't know.
I fucking, I'm halfway through Ike's book,
and like when you're saying you're trying to prepare for death or whatever,
it might be that that is the guideline on what death's all about.
Wait, what's his book?
The Truth Vibration, bro.
This is an O.G. Ike book.
I got it from Bill.
Yeah.
When was it written?
90s?
So what's he on?
Like, what's his thing?
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And like he was talking to a dude named Wang Lee,
who was like him in a past life, real fucking beast like dude.
And he was also, no, he wasn't Wang Li.
Wang Li came to say shit to him because he had a message for Ike, and then also Socrates was chilling with Wang Li.
So Ike's being guided by Socrates and this Chinese.
This is like in this realm or like in the astral realm?
In the astral realm.
Okay, okay.
These two people came to a medium and was telling him like, dude, I know shit-uph-up.
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So he was like way into like environmentalist shit.
And then out of nowhere he, like there was a few times where he'd be chilling in rooms and he would just like say out loud, dude, just like, what's up?
Because he knew there was people,
they didn't there watch them.
Presences watching him?
He just kept saying, like, dude,
like, you guys gotta fucking stop doing this,
just come, like, what's up?
And finally, he was out the comment the commentator chilling
he had this experience and what was that duty went on? What was the dude? Oh wogan
Wogan he went on Wogan. Wogan was like a Donahue type like a
British Donahue? I think so I don't know Yeah, he went on Wogan and then just started saying all this shit and everyone
fucking laughed at him and he was like a fucking huge laughing stock. Then he like started getting like
getting shit and people were just feeling what he was saying. Did you ever see I like on Wogan? Yeah. I never fucked with like much except for uh, yeah, hold on. Charlie Rose interview or what's their. their thrown. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin the th. th. the th. the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the the. the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the. the the thu. thu. th ever see a gun Logan? Yeah. I never fucked with like much except for yeah hold on Charlie Rose interview or what's
his name Brian Rose killed. Dude so like um yeah they kicked him out of
Sweden like he's not he's just not allowed to go there. He's not really saying
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Yep.
But he was doing it in the 90s and like they were not trying to hear that stuff.
Yeah, and they were back, you know, they were like farther behind than us too.
Oh yeah, you're like, you're the same is like why I figured out like why people are like oh he's satanic. Why does they say they say tannic? Because he said he's a son of
fucking God dude you're all part that got it obviously yeah but these
fucking retards can't figure this shit out they hate on them for no reason like
that shit he was saying about priests like well that's pretty bad for priests and non's like pedophiles yeah yeah no shit they're no shit they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're not they're they're they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they th th th th th thi th th thi th thi th th thi th thi they th they they're the they're they're they're they're all black dude. And then also too, he claims that he got such an upload.
He can't really put all that. He's still like defragmenting what happened to him.
How did he get all this? This just like happened to him like...
I mean Bill read the book. Or Bill's reading the book.
It happened to him like, I think it was like a fucking download of shit into him.
He just got hit with the fucking... He got hit with the big zip. Damn.
He came in contact with the Godhead. Yeah. Was he like under the influence of anything?
Nothing. No, he clearly relaxing on the beach. He felt real weird but I mean dude
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He also has books on that, I think.
But he was really in-
Far out dude.
Ike is a far out dude.
You know the dude Casey?
It's like, I forget his first name.
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sickness. No he was telling people like like what to do like giving people
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like I like that that Casey dude is like a um kind of remember that show
carnival vaguely yeah like that time the chicken butt fuck the only thing I remember
yeah right yeah that that case you do would just like pass out and like give people like whatever advice
they need or like.
There was a lot of wild shit in like the 20s and 30s with this stuff that like no one
ever thinks about.
Yeah.
Like all that like new thought shit, like um, what's that one guy's name?
Huh?
That one dude, he was like big on like, like, um like it was called new thought and there's a
dude you put me on to him a while ago and he wrote a bunch of books and it
was like how manly peel not it was like in the same time as manly P. Hall I
can't remember his name Matt used to talk about him too I can't like well
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And back then like people would fucking kill you for that stuff.
Oh yeah, dude.
You start talking that at a party, you had to leave the house.
They had like little secret societies of like the theosophy and shit.
Yeah, all that stuff.
Yeah, it's cool, man.
I wish I could remember this dude's name.
It'll come to me probably like, right, for I fall asleep tonight.
Yeah, you're talking about Edgar Casey.
Edgar Casey, yeah, yeah.
And then, like, he was shit because he did the same stuff.
Like when he was like, he was, he got poison for corrupting the youth.
So greats.
Yeah, he was just hitting people with the facts and Ike sitting there claiming those dudes
are his guides and then he has.
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No one knows that's Francis Bacon's brother. And he was like a spy for the fucking crown.
And Ike was saying all this. Yeah, I, the one thing Ike's like way into is karma,
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fucking doing it till you do and there's also fucking family karma yeah
seven generations what yeah it's seven generations oh man I don't know that when I
did my five grams of mushrooms what like seven generation like carmic
fucking torture. That's fucking crazy.
Like I was literally like I was like literally being shown like images so it would
be like a portrait I was like out laying down eyes closed and I would get like an
image of like five men in a black and white photo and then I would like zoom in on one,
circle it and be like I would feel all of his fucking shame. Oh how much fu the shit he was? What what? What the f- Like like like like like like like like like? I like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like? I was like? I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, like, like, I was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I th. I th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like zoom in on one, circle it, and be like, I would feel all of his
fucking shame, how much of a fucking piece of shit he was, until like I had to move my body
and shit to like go through it, then it would pass and I'd be like, oh, that's over. And then I would
do it again and again and again, and it was like fucking torturous. But I looked it up and they said it's a... you get seven years of generational, like, karmic debt. That's fucking, that's ass.
So if you're like great, great, great, great, great grandfather was like a serial rapist or something,
you're still dealing with his shit. Yeah, that's that's brutal.
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of Chomo from like 1910.
Yeah, that would fuck.
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Dude, you're just a fucking spirit
It's literally earth suits the whole thing he's talking about is
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made everything up, you'd have to give yourself amnesia and experience fucking
everything to forget that you're just alone up there. And you just do it again?
Just do it a million fucking times and just keep creating things.
Damn, I wonder if God gets lonely.
Dude, you have to.
He did, that's why I made all of us.
That's why I replicated himself. This is hot Sunday morning talk.
Orderline blasphemers for some of your listeners.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't understand why people get so butt hurt about this stuff. It just goes to that old thing of like we figured it out,
don't rock the boat. Yeah, but dude. It's like I assigned all these beliefs and that's
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I did that until I was in like seventh grade.
Well, if you don't, if they never did.
I get until like two years ago.
Also, too, if that, like, they came around naturally, I think.
But like, if you kept thinking about that, chill. We need to move these rocks.
Yeah.
Don't worry about anything.
Here's the narrative.
Yeah, I mean, I remember being a kid,
going to Catholic school and like getting that message
and being like, oh, sweet.
I can definitely get to heaven.
I figured out to heaven. Yeah. And then I remember when grandma died, she left all her books behind and I read this book about like Satanism and rock and roll and
like it was like it like decoded all the Led Zeppelin lyrics and Black
Sabbath lyrics as to like what they really meant. And the end of the book
was like if you choose, with this knowledge if you choose to keep listening to You're a devil worshipper. So I remember sitting in St. Thomas in seventh grade and like apologizing being like, I'm sorry God,
I'm a devil worshipper.
Because I can't give up, I can't give up the Zepp,
I can't give up the Black Sabbath.
So I decided to be a devil worshipper.
The lead wasn't out.
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Yeah, like I need Peace Frog.
Peace Frog actually slaps, dude. That came on,
that came on my Spotify playlist.
And I was like, fuck, I forgot how nice this song was.
Yeah, it's fucked up because if you like an entire sacrament of confession and like you start to like beat into their heads like dude like when you
talk to this man you're talking to God you're opening up like you're creating
a system in their mind like a game in their mind and it's like at a very
young age where they're doing this so it turns like the wrongs that you make thin' their things like you're basically thin' their.. liked. liked. liked. thin' thin' thin' is thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is basically thin' is thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin'-son'-son'-son'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n't like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th's, like, thi's, like, thi's, like, like, like, dude, why do I do this? Why am I going through this? You like get glitches in your head that you think stuff's bad.
Yeah, everything's bad.
Especially like, right when kids come of age and you start doing the like, the health classes,
right when kids come of age and you start doing the like, the health class is, and like,
it's like, the eighth grade like yeah I beat all father with those sick tickets
Dude, I don't know that I'm gonna roll it in I was in eighth grade the last time I went to confession
I remember like we would come back you'd come back from confession and like we would be like what you tell them?
Yeah, I'd be a lot of cursed I remember being in eighth grade I rolled in a cudd was just rambling, you know, I was like, yeah, I cheated on this test, I said some curse words, I didn't listen to my parents, I played with matches, I stole
some bubble gum, I looked at some playboys, I, you know, you just chuck it in there.
I just like slid it in there, right?
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No, no, this was that, this was in Havertown.
And he was like, because I was babysitting,
so like my mom was like, go to confession,
because she caught me looking at some nudies or something.
Where'd you get them?
What?
Where were you getting?
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And I'm like, whoa, what's up?
He's like, you said you were looking at like naked girls,
like playboys and stuff.
I was like, yeah, he's like, and that's it.
Like, did it make you liketone and he started getting like,
yo, it's fucking. Oh, dude. He wanted it. He wanted some fucking
wild audio. It's like not for me, bro. That might work a lot. It definitely works a lot.
I think that's why they did it. I never did it. I think I did it like once or twice.
What confession?
No, tell me beat it?
I told him, and all I would say was impure thoughts.
I never, I just said the playboys in there
because I had gotten busted for it.
And I was like, got to get this one off.
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I was such a late bloomer. By the time I actually jerked off,
I also knew confession was bullshit.
So it was like.
Now I was kind of like, let me get this one off.
Yeah.
Doing this like a man.
I mean, because there was a time where I was like,
this is a problem.
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be like name stuff and be like you know yeah let's we'll start at high school
let's go and we'll get to here. We'll catch up there then you go next. Yeah. I was
fucked but it's weird now having a kid that's in Catholic preschool too. Yeah.
Because like I'm gonna have to explain all this stuff to him.
And it's like, I sound like, I like when I talk.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
So it's like, when he's like, dad, I'm like, dude, no, it's more like this.
And I'll be like, what?
Yeah, dude, like, if I didn't have like, their demons and you could get possessed, I'd be, right now I'd be a chiller human being.
I mean, there's extra, like, that's real.
I don't understand that, but I'm just, like, I understand that, but I'm just, like all the ideas of this are good. It's just they're probably started out really good.
They carry it all out wrong.
Like imagine if you're like dude like I'm your Ike or whatever and you're like, oh man, like,
fucking if people could just commune with the Godhead, it's like I'll sit in, I'll
step in, I'll be a mediator. it's too much power. It's too
much power. No one's that perfect. So what you would have to do is be like, you
you're fasting from Monday to Sunday and then you're catching sins on
Sunday. Yeah. But like you've been in a cave or whatever for six days. Like you've disconnected you've disconnected. You got nothing then then then to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to to their to to to to to to to to toe. toe. their their. toe. toe. toe. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. Ia. I'm. I'm. toe. toe. toe.a. toe.a.a.a. toe. toe. toe. they. if you're like fapping and then rolling in
in like some sweet peats like, hey, I just
fucking played with myself and you're like,
ooh, it's too much for these fucking dudes.
Especially if you're not getting any external sexual stimuli.
That's a really huge mistake.
I don't mean to debunk the entire Catholic Church on Sunday morning.
No, yeah, yeah came on here, dude. No. Did you see Rango?
No. Dude, the best fucking kids. It's not really kids maybe. It's fun of one of the best
cartoons ever. But there's one part where Rattlesnake Jake is about to kill beans and beans is like,
go to hell, rattlesnake Jake and Mac Turner was like, what's hell? And I was just like, Fuck. It's just a hot place the the the the the hot. It's like, they. It's like, they. It's like, they. It's like, they, th. It's like, th. It's like, their, th. It's like, thian. It's like, their, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, the best, it's not, it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not really really really really really really really really really really the best. It's not really the best, it's not really, it's not really the best, it's not really, the best, the best, th. It's not really th. It's not really th. It's not really th. It's not really the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, like, the best, like, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, it's not really, it's not, the best's just a hot place that you get stuck in. It's like where there's like tons of rattlesnakes and shit.
And he's like, oh, cool.
I'm like, I'm not even going to begin to explain to you the concept of like, if you fuck up,
you go to a fiery pit for longer than you go to your bed at night, bro.
Like you go there forever. like oh that's hell, that's purgatory. Oh yeah. I legitimately, when I was like five,
I went, what's the cathedral on the parkway?
St. Peter and Paul?
They had the basilica.
I went to the basilica with mom for like some kind of thing.
And that was where I think grandmome or someone explained to me what purgatory was,
and until I was like nine, I thought purgatory was a spot on the parkway. I knew all this shit.
My mom was like brutal with this shit.
She would do the novenas at night.
That's what we went and did a novena at the thing.
Yeah and she would do like the road like, and I got way into it when I was really little.
But they fucked me up on like limbo.
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So I thought souls were in that entire dome of the building, waiting to go to heaven.
I was like, yeah, if you die and you're kind of good, you go to Philadelphia and you
fill up a fucking really high ceiling.
I think you gotta be like seven or eight before you should tell people that stuff. Tell kids that stuff ever. I hear you, but I'm saying if you're gonna.
Yeah.
You know, if you had them too young, their imagination,
they don't understand the world at all.
I used to walk to kindergarten in first grade
and leave early and go to church in the morning,
because I was trying to, I would make like Bible stories.
I would do them all. I made my own like version of it where I was like, oh, this is Noah.
And like I was doing all this shit dude. And I did I was dead set on all of it and all it took was fucking Zep too and I was like, no never mind. Yeah, fuck the hell. I think I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I made thu. I made th. I was th. I was made took, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, nah, never mind. Yeah. I think I made it to like 10, 10 or 11.
And then I was like, wait a second.
And then by the time I was 13, I was like, fuck this.
I, like, I didn't curse until I was like 11.
Yeah, I never said a single curse word.
I remember Kevin and like his buddies were in sixth grade and I was in fifth and they would be like say fuck. And I would be like, no, not doing it. Not doing it.
And then finally one was just like, I like let them all rip and they were like, yeah, this
is cool, this is cool, and then it was just like off to the races.
You might be satanic.
Who?
I'm saying you might be satanic, today.
I'm definitely not a sandwich. second grade with curses. Oh yeah. I was saying the most hate this fucking shit possible.
We would just tell you to say stuff to repeat.
Yeah, sweet.
I would say horrible shit.
I would say that was Mac now.
I'm gonna say fucked up stuff to Dan.
Not that bad.
Yeah.
He says, like, God damn, it's a lot and then there's school words. Like if I tell you it's not a school word, don't say it at school. He's like, okay, cool, cool.
Is there a lot of that shit going on, like once you send the kids in school,
like all the like bad words and stuff, start trying out?
It hasn't hit yet.
Like, they're still way too little. I would go fucking ape shit with that. I remember having to keep my cool until like fourth or fifth grade,
then everyone started cursing.
I was like, all right, we're good to go.
Yeah, like let's rip.
And I just, I remember the word dude coming into like fruition with everyone.
We're playing assumption BVM in football on the whole team was like,
dude, the whole't know dad was like don't say that like when we were real little
If we said dude, he'd be like knocked that all I guess it wasn't cool back then
Probably I mean you probably just sound like a fucking what it's what they call them a? Beatnik yeah, I don't say dude. You don't talk like that if you're hitting dude and all that stuff. If you know yo?? thi thou. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th th they're they're like, they'd th thu, he's tho, he's like, he's like, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd th, he'd he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he thu, he's like thu. thu. thu. thu. He'd thoooooooooo, he'd thu, he'd thoo, he'd tho, he'd tho, he'd he he he he he thu. Nah, especially those guys. I think dude was like a cowboy thing, right?
I think. You know, yo comes from Philadelphia Italians? Yeah, no, I never knew that.
But the word yo. No shit. It was, but it was just like, I'm talking, like immigrant
Italians would be like, yo, and like that became the vernacular. But like I was looking, like, the word, tho. Like, I say yo, yeah, they. I, they. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th, th. I'm, th. I'm like, th. Yeah, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I'm, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I'm, I'm like, I'm, th. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, thi. Yeah, I'm, thi. Yeah, I'm like I say yo all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm like why the fuck do we say it all ginned up?
But it's like it comes from South Philly or it comes from like South Philadelphia Italians
And they don't say in other parts of the country really now they don't yeah they kind to do but it be like us saying like yins or that's why thing. I couldn't imagine being that jammed on
English the only thing you can chuck out is a you. Just fucking jammed up.
It's got to suck. Like all those immigrants came over and a bunch of them spoke English and then a bunch of them didn't.
That's a major fucking problem. And they couldn't read. They couldn't read. They had no idea to figure out English. I mean people, yeah, but like people, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even people, even, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. No one could read. They couldn't read. They had no idea to figure out English.
I mean people, yeah, but like people, even people that like spoke English can barely read.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It must have been hard as fucked.
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we're going to build this driveway. It used to take you like three years.
You're like eight times stronger than you. Holy fuck. Then they started banging out your girls
and it was over. Yeah, true. That's why I didn't understand all the fucking hate for the Irish when they came over. They were probably like brutal. They were probably like. their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It used th. It used th. It used th. It th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It's ti. It used. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. t were probably like apes when they first got here. Like getting hammered, they were probably like working, crushing beers at like noon, and
then like doing all they're like, un-da-da-dun-da-dun-da-and-and- like singing songs.
This is what I was saying, this is why I don't think you guys are the bad ones.
This is what I think this is just pure propaganda broo. What is? Spade thinks we're descendants of the bad Irish that came over here.
Who's the bad Irish?
Just the one, like, dude.
I love it.
I'm saying, I was like British nobility trying to get my like driveway done.
Yeah, and there was a bunch of guys out there drinking beer and like, like talking about.
And it was really like chill the street. Yeah. He wouldn't even look at them. They were so mean to, and I'm saying they were probably really cool dudes, but they
were probably like, people probably were just like, dude, get these fucking guys out
of here.
Like, they're hammered.
Like, they're taken out.
And they were probably like, fucking cats ta. You're nice and refined, you're over here, you've got a couple generations, and you're into like ballroom dancing and stuff, and then you get some like wild Irish boys coming
by and your girls, did you see Triangle Sadness?
No.
You did sit movie?
No, I did not.
Bill doesn't watch Triangle Sadness.
Dude, you got to watch the whale.
I watch the whale.
That's a nice feeding friends in it. I'll watch the way, I'll watch that too nice movies. Fucked up, dude.
There's a nice feeding friends in it.
Could I show Danair or to fuck her up?
Dude, yeah, I mean, Triangle's sadness fucked their up.
It's not as fucked up as, the's fucked up.
But the whole reason I brought that up is because when, I don't think that the Gauts starving Irish that came over here were doing it.
What's that?
They got some Sammies in them and started fucking ripping?
Imagine you're starving, you get off the boat, you start getting some work.
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to Ireland. Yeah, dude, it's fucked. So if you came over here and you're getting some hot soup.
Savage doesn't want to go back. It sucked. Yeah. So what I'm saying is you come over here. The weather's weather's great here. I had a bunk time when I like the island. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like the the their. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I their. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm the. I the got fucked up. Follow me, what I'm saying is, you're stuck in Ireland, right?
All you have is like some straw huts and like you're just fucking doing your thing.
You come over here, you're fighting wars.
You're fucking, what'd you say, mogging?
They're mogging, yeah.
You're mogging all the dudes who live here.
You're just a fucking brute of a man. They would obviously hate you. That's how they make it in the Molly McGuire movie. That's how they make it in the Molly McGuire movie?
No, you saw that one with Sean Connery.
Yes.
You saw that movie out of all the movies.
Well, the thing is, you've seen them watch movies.
You've seen them all their fucking thugs?
Dude, just fucking. No, it's phone stuff dude. They're on their phone. They're on their fucking phone. Yeah, you put three of a minute room. All three are on a phone.
I guess if you see something that's's fucking good did you you didn't watch
it I didn't watch it you should watch it because Sean Connery is a fucking
Irish guy and I could see how like maybe if they were like that people would
hate on them because they really had a lot of Riz that they're
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has went through the coming here, being hated.
And they had the gift of gab.
Yeah, being able to sing and dance.
People hate him vet, being good to shit at sports,
people hate for that, and they get the normal life.
Just the process of life.
It's a process of life.
Yeah, I don't know. They, I want, in the Molly McGuire movie, there's a bloody hand that was on the prison wall and allegedly it's still there.
Sick? It just keeps coming when they fucking tip it off.
Yeah, it comes back.
It comes back. Like a miracle?
Supposed. Yeah, yeah. They fucked the, that shit.
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Did you guys go see St. John Newman?
No.
I only, like we were, there was a ticker of St. Catherine Drexel
and her miracles that were happening
and then it was like, okay, now she's a saint.
They changed the name.
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One day he'll become a saint.
You got a little hot water this week.
Did he?
Yeah, why?
Covering up in Poland.
What do you cover up in Poland?
What do you cover up in Poland?
Damn.
It came out that he was covering shit up in Poland.
Yeah, I mean those dudes cannot fucking win.
Can you unsaint him? Nah. I think they don't care about that stuff,
as far as I can fucking tell.
But dude, in the fucking whale,
the way fat dudes fucking gorge is fucking nuts.
If that's real.
It's definitely real.
Like, think about how hard it, like.
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to do nothing to lose weight. Yeah, you just got to fucking watch the tube and hit. It's
four pounds. Dude, it's four pounds eating. It's party eating every day.
Every day.
Yeah, it's not an actually.
Imagine how you eat on Christmas.
To sustain that.
Have you ever seen my 600 pound life?
But I've never seen it, I don't know how they grow up.
But I guarantee you they'rezier ate like that for real? He did. He had to. That wasn't CJ. Oh yeah dude he crushes to... I'm saying
they could they could make it like... Time. Trust me. He crushes two. Three musketeers.
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They might grub all day long.
I don't know, but this dude has frenzies.
This dude has like, takes eating to a fever pitch.
It's the only way you could do it.
I don't know.
It's all, when you think about it, though, it's only three to four pounds a human. They shed weight, like hundreds of pounds.
So it's not just some easy, like you have to get, you have to get four pounds.
You have to keep that four pounds on and then get another four pounds.
So now you're keeping eight pounds and then you get another four pounds.
Like dude, it is hard as fun.
I understand how weight gain works. But I'm saying like, you have to keep up those calories for all the extra extra pounds, tha pounds, tha pounds, tha, tas, tas, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to get, to 4, to get, to get 4, to get 4, to 4, to 4, to get 4, to get 4, to get 4, to get 4, to get 4, to 4, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you to 4, you, you to 4, you, you, you to 4, you, you, you, you, you, to 4, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.ooooooooooooomombs, ttoguu.i, togu.i, to get to get to get th extra pounds you get. So it's not just like, oh, it's an extra sub every night.
It's like, dude, you're eating double dinners, double lunches.
There's like vacation eating every day.
All right, I'm just saying before I had seen that movie,
I thought it was just mongering all day.
Small grubbing.
That's big eyes.
Yeah, definitely. Dr. Peppers. It's like, Tom, you haven't seen it too. You haven't seen it.
I'm talking, it's the intake, the process of the intake, the speed.
But I've been behind these people a wawa and it'll be like, broo you've never seen it.
You've never seen it.
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That's nothing.
That's dude, and I'm...
That's just to get gas.
Like that's because you're stopping to get gas
so you're gonna hit a little snack.
But it's just party eating every day.
So you know when you like go to a Christmas dinner,
and you get there early?
You like like like like like like like like like like like like like chick like chick like chick like chick like chick like chick like chick chick here comes Thanksgiving dinner and here comes cake Imagine if you did that every day
I'm telling you you don't have to imagine you can see it in the way a while I watch it's tonight See the frenzy dude like it's I got the night to myself if they are if they actually are eating like this we got to reach out. We got to help these guys we got to help these. We got. We the the the the wea. We the wea. We the the the the wea. We got the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy binge drinking but eating. We're like smoking crackers.
This is like leaving Las Vegas but food.
They do this in my 600 pound life.
They show that.
Oh yeah.
See, I've never seen that show that show pigouts.
Dude, they show the orders.
They come home and it's like four whoppers on the low end.
But do they show they show the m. Like, Matt, like, it's hard.
I have to wash everything down.
Dude, it's a symptom.
It's hard enough to just fucking manhandle a two liter.
They're drinking the fucking two liter and squeezing the two liters and the two
liters, like, it's a cumbersome. That much soda is insane. It's fuck. Calories from drinks are raw.
Man, they just crushing like,
I was the other day I saw a big boy at Boos Corners.
And he like works, he has a sock and flower store.
Yeah.
It's like one half socks, one half flowers.
And which only makes sense at Boos Corners.
But like I saw him reach down, pull up a gallon of aawa iced tea, pop the top, drink maybe like
nine ounces and put it down.
But like that was what he was going to drink today.
So he was going to crush an entire gallon of Wawa ice tea.
That's not nothing.
But just on his chill.
That's not even eating.
On that with lemonade, many times.
That was a big thing at wow I get like the half half gallon fruit punches and all that stuff for while
You're not sitting all day like when you drink half gallon lemonade you're painting walls and you're moving your climbing
Yeah, you have to you have to become stationary. I hear you but imagine sitting in that tre ever? Yeah, and before we were done you finished a gallon of ice tea?
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What was he in King Size?
King Size?
Just, like a bite and a half?
A bite and a half?
Almost two bucks.
So I do this on Halloween.
their out, I wail out. Nah, dude, I mean you're just, you're stealing a valor.
Yeah, I'm not a heavy eater like that.
Yeah, like watching my 600 pound like fucks you up.
Yeah, like you have to, you have to train to be able to throw down Zah this hard.
What's it?
What's it?
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But I like good though. It's all right. Yeah
The end I don't get away the end. Yeah is it a feel good movie? Yeah, man. Doesn't show an positive light at all.
Damn, all right.
Is it like, is it like, record for a dream but food?
I thought that's what it was gonna be and I was kind of hoping for that.
That would be sick.
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I swear to God.
He was just on a podcast.
He's like, yeah, I watch no screens.
Does he watch a tele?
No screens, bro.
He doesn't watch TV, he just reads.
I guess so.
I mean, he has someone who's list of shit.
I don't buy that either because those dudes, like, what, like, like, like, thua, like, thua, thua, thua, like, to a Megan Fox interview the other day. Yeah. And she was like, I don't use any
social media. I have someone who posts for me and I tell them what to post. It's like dude.
So Tucker probably literally pays someone to watch all the shit and then debrief them. Yes. Oh yeah,
he doesn't do any like looking in anything. Yeah. Because I believe that but it's like, I'm talking go no screens and don't have someone who's like here's what's happening
Yeah, I mean that dude like if he is doing does he do he does talk nightly
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That's all scripted.
That's a scripted fucking show.
I mean, he's coming out with an exposay right now.
That's what?
On what?
On the
capital insurrection whatever and it's like 100% staged.
Oh, the whole thing is that's why I don't watch any of it.
Yeah, and they're showing the videos now.
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I was just watching, like, I was cooking dinner.
My YouTube auto play went over to like,
a 48-hour doc on Waco and it was fucking atrocious.
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Jones talks about, well, the first thing to do is ridicule you,
if they can't ridicule you, they try to fucking cancel you.
They can't cancel you, they fucking ice you.
I'll kill you.
What book's that?
I forget. It's like a real this shit was from like back when it happened and they were just like yeah he let his whole building on fire.
I remember being a kid and whenever someone did stuff like that the news would like, remember
Heaven's Gate?
Yeah.
Which I mean the dude was kind of a clown.
But like they would always like make a joke of anyone who like it would become like,
it would become like the joke.
Was that mass suicide.
Do you remember that?
No, I don't remember.
So like, dude, when Heavens Gate died, they were all wearing black Nike's.
And I'm pretty sure with Saturday Live, ran a commercial during a Saturday
live where it showed all the Nikes and then just said just do it. And it was like the laughing stock of the week. Yeah. But it was like 12 people died.
It was like, they just don't party like that anymore.
Yeah, I mean, they would fucking lose it if they did something like that.
I'm surprised there hasn't been a cult lately.
So I was like, next.
You can't have it with the internet really, wasn't really, I wouldn't even call Nexium Col. That was just like a really weird, like, that was a weird thing.
There's a new HBO show coming out about a cult.
What is it?
Um, Lily, what's her name?
Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily Rose, Depp, and the weekend.
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he's a cult leader and then he takes her under his wing.
But it's, I was just reading about it yesterday.
It's supposed to be like, like, their HBO's dialing it back because it's like, the. Yeah. Euphoria is legitimately fucked up.
So this is going to be 10 times more fucked up.
I don't know why the fuck they're pushing this shit.
Because it's what sells, dude.
But the weekend, like he's on some weird shit.
Like he had a Super Bowl fucking half-time show that was bizarre.
What, last year?
Uh-huh? The weekend? He's a weirdo. Yeah, like for something, like he really got pushed for some reason. It was like right when I was in college, everyone started listening, like, this guy rules,
had some alcohol trilogy. Yeah, it was, it was just like not my shit whatsoever.
And then out of nowhere, he just fucking, he must have sacrificed or something.
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think Beyonce's that hot either. Chill, really? She's just not my stuff dude.
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I was pretty young when it was on.
I just, she's not, it's not my stuff, dude.
Madonna used to have me real fucked up,
but that beautiful stranger in awesome powers,
I was fucking, Madonna,
Madonna, I was in a window, like she either gets shot or something. And it used to like destroy my life.
It was Madonna?
I think so.
It was some movie Madonna was in.
It's that movie, South America, the musical.
Oh, Avita.
Yeah, I never saw it.
Oh, yeah.
I would just sit there and look at fucking TV guy waiting for something TVMA to pop
and the chutees. On zero volume, consul.
I can't wait to deal with all that with my kid.
Like, what are you doing?
Why is your phone in your room?
What are you doing?
You're going to be on.
You actually think you're going to break balls?
Definitely.
Are you going to get mad?
No, I wouldn't get mad. man, that's fucking perverse. I would just be like, oh dude, like what are we doing here? Like chill. Yeah, that's
gonna be awful. You don't throttle them a little bit, they're gonna be up in
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Yeah, if you had it in your hand,
you would never leave your room.
Yeah, but if it's up in your, like, you'd wake up at like,
you'd wake up at like too just the screen in general. Like looking at like... Non-sleep like they'll be wired. Oh yeah. The blue lights
from iPads are like putting girls into puberty earlier. Really? Yeah it's
fucking like it's like quickening their... Are you happy about that? I mean brood.
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You love that place. I love Freddy's dude. That's my one spot like if the kids are like Freddy's, I'm like let's roll.
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It's all right.
And you'll be like, their milkshakes are, their fries are kind of beat.
Okay. You like shoestring fries?
A little bit.
I don't like them that much.
I wish they had some better.
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and then like shut them off for me and Dana. Yeah. Because it's what I see everywhere I go.
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an iPad they break his balls.
And then they fucking do chats, then they record the chats.
Dude, this is fucking.
Yeah, and this stuff is horrific.
I couldn't go to school.
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Yeah.
It's fucking insane.
Dude, the boomers got hooked on that.
They're like very hooked on the show.
They think the TV's like a piece of furniture that should be on.
Yeah.
And it just should be playing the news.
And then the 24-hour news the cycle and it just it shows the same seven pictures. That was over and over and over again.
That wasn't normal news though.
That was like a off channel.
That was like one of the.
It's one of the foxes.
One of the foxes.
So that's probably not all.
When we go to the diner, they play the news and it's fucking
terrifying. like looped videos of like what I would love I might even do this to Monday
what happens if you just turn on like action news now it's like all fucked up
Philly shit and then like dumb stories just like guys got shot in Kensington
the same thing it's always been damn I used that it's like this grandma
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Because like all the boomers still like if you tell if I tell any boomer like
I live up near Kensington they're like oh dude you're fucked. Yeah it's like
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which is just fucking wild.
What's the Q runoff?
They're just like, they're like a year behind on all.
Yeah, absolutely.
News is fake.
This January 6th, it's like, yeah, no shit.
Well, Bill Mar just explained what gain of function research was last time. That's what I'm saying, like, they're fucking so far behind. And like, my buddies are in group chats,
they just listen to Russell Brand on fucking Rogin.
And they're like, oh yeah, Fouchy is a liar.
It's like no shit, dickhead.
Yeah, but did you watch hyper normalization?
Yeah, you actually did?
Yeah.
Wow. Since I watch that, I don't fuck with the news at all. Dude, it's no good. It's just like they...
You're thinking of Century Yourself.
No, I watched Hyper Normalization was the one that showed.
I watched both of them actually.
Yeah, yeah.
Hyper normalization is only like an hour.
Yeah, that's long as fuck, dude.
It's like three hours. Yeah, that's what I thought you were talking about. No, hyper-normalization still clocks in around three. Oh, okay.
Because remember they get into like the invention of the internet and then they get into
like Trump.
Oh, for some reason I thought it was a short, regular movie.
That's a long one.
As I remember trying to show my chick.
theycheek. for women. Those Adam Curtis Docs, women cannot handle. I would like to meet a
chick that is why they're real emotional. There's a bunch of chicks that are into it.
You think? I know that? Yeah, I've never met a chick that would be like, I can listen to this.
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I, I haven't smoked weed since 2015.
That's what you're missing, dude.
You're gonna sit down with your babe, dude.
Me?
Yeah.
Mustash, fucking hippie shirt.
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True. You're just burn one down the van.
No. I think I would fucking lose my mind if I smoked weed right now. You definitely wouldn't. I mean I just couldn't. If you were sit with a babe and smoked weed,
it'd be godtier. It makes them so horny. You ever screw around your little stoned? There's
nothing better. I mean, I'm talking to it's technically chem sex. You ever gotten stoned and like had sex with your chick? I mean, I'm telling that. I mean, it's technically chem sex. You ever gotten stoned and like had sex with your chick?
I mean.
That's a no.
That's a no.
How you remember?
High school?
No, I'm talking like, as an adult.
Negative.
That's what I'm saying.
Mom and daddy aren't home.
You and your babes smoke a little. It's not like you're in high school, it's like you're smoking eating and hiding, or like having sex behind a dumpster. Right.
I'm talking like you got your house set, everything's cool.
You guys eat some edibles and then go after it.
I think I have a few more fish to fry the one I can just sit back and.
Yeah, but I'm saying if you smoke some weed or eat an. Yeah you're not going to have any freak out if a girl's there. Like it's just like you're literally just in the zone in the bone zone
for like an hour. You're not going to be in your head. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I
I, every time I smoked weed like I would have like maybe not in any more I would
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fucking chase after the cat for a little bit.
He's not starving for buzzy.
Yeah, I used to.
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And we're gonna be like, yeah.
Do you have to check in?
What do you mean?
Do you like check in like, you know, on your day?
I check in on your guaranteed day.
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This is the kind of shit I like to talk about.
Because I, little, if I get time or mad here, I want to know.
I want to know what the fucking-
So dude, the way it works is like this.
We're going on seven years, right?
Yeah. So Sunday is the the the the the the the the the the the thuuunununne. Sunday you have to have a deal, you have to have something.
I knew a Muslim guy that had a contractual obligation that no matter what he could fuck his wife.
On Sunday or any day.
Whenever you want to.
It's free, yeah.
Yeah.
But he's no, I'm talking like, so Sunday's the day when we rip.
Yeah.
So is there a rain
check? There's a rain check. So then I'll be like, you know, Monday. She's like, okay, Monday.
Yeah, because I mean for me, this is the kind of shit that I like, this is the kind of shit
that I think about all the time when I, you know So I won't get any tonight. But then I'll catch a nasty nooner tomorrow.
Cheeky breakfast bang.
Tom Wagam.
I'll catch the bacon and eggs in the morning.
And then there's a wild card always floating.
And then there's a wild card.
And then there's just a floating wild card.
But you gotta be careful with that wild card,
because if I cashed in on like a Thursday afternoon,
yeah, then it might fuck up my Sunday.
Right.
She'll be like, dude, you just got on Thursday,
chill. And that throws off the rhythm a little bit,
until I'm like,
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kids when you have kids it's like yeah you know like you're in like a little
company that makes sense where you guys work like non-stop work non-stop and like we
have to have like we can't do it when the kids are around yeah
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there's like when you first start going after it right? Yeah sure. Then it's just
on deck it's just like you guys are boning like rabbits every chance you get.
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It's not like you're like driving home from the grocery store and it's like,
like, you're going after it.
Then once you have kids, you're, then you have to renegotiate.
You're like, when are we going to fit this in? Yeah. So that's like the first, that's like a God-given hiatus. Yeah, so they're off the bottom.
And then after that now, sad.
Yeah.
So then, after that, they're in control.
Yeah.
But then also too, like, we're not having any more kids.
Right.
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Yeah.
You start being like, dude, I'm good on that.
Like sometimes like she'll be guilt and I'm like, are you like on one, that's in like a week that I'm like, okay, but if she's like, yes, my app says I'm obvulated, and then I'm like, let's pump the brakes.
Because you just don't want to have another kid.
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And you literally get woken up and then the second you put them to sleep, you're exhausted.
Damn. So it's like, what do you, like, we put the kids bed at seven and we're toast.
We go to bed at like nine.
Yeah, it's kind of nice. Unless I do this dumb shit where I'll stay up till like midnight. Oh, true. Left to my own like devices, I couldn't.
You know, what happens is like, Dan will be like, I'm so tired.
I'm going to bed at nine.
And I'll be like, fuck yeah, I can watch a movie.
I can chill.
Yeah. So I'll stay up.
And then it's 1230. So then I got to creep into bed,
and then I get woke up at like 545.
Oh, man.
It's a trade-off.
It's not sexy time.
It's not sexy stuff.
That's why I wonder like, you know,
what the romantic relationships like,
what your sex it's like I imagine like if it was me, like a part of myself would die and then I'd have to have another, it's just a whole other
person.
A whole other person is born.
A whole other person's doing this stuff and it's like, it's not the same kind of sex
life that I imagined before and like now you have a full-time job never ends. And it's just different. It's not better or worse. I mean nothing's better than the first couple months.
Sure, yeah.
Like, a woman's receiving you that just wants you.
But like, yeah, I mean...
The reception you get on like month, three of relationships,
there's nothing that'll match that ever.
Yeah, that's really nice, yeah.
But...
Does this might be a personal question, but I mean, does she ever chase after it?
She ever pawing at or are you two eating?
It's all, I'm, I, I, I paw, I paw at it so consistently,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I figured that.
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And if she were to, I would be disgusted.
I'm not into fucking FIS.
I live for it, yeah.
Female initiates, oh yeah, all my stuff.
That's my stuff.
I mean, I shouldn't say it never because sometimes she'll be like, what are you doing at lunchtime?
Like, yeah, she'll be like what are you doing at lunchtime like the kids are gonna be in school and I'm like yeah I'll be back but most
of that's manipulative yeah yeah yeah that's trap a lot times it's a trap
try to get Jones that's what Spade was talking about last week it's like the
swords never go down now you just get different ones yeah you just You just upgrade your their artillery.
It switches the battlefield.
Dude.
I know I just kind of get I'm mad like I fantasize about this you know like oh man what if I had
a chick and like you know I had a family like tomato all this.
If I was laying in bed and she threw the leg over dude to be game over.
Oh it's never like it was. But it's different and it's just like, you just evolve.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's never like, yeah, let's go after it.
Because you're not gonna like bone.
It's cool, it's like a whole other thing of life.
And then get coffee and then fuck around.
It's like, if you do bone,
it's like, you've got to get it in and out, like the kids might wake up, there's a monitor going,
so it's like you're not really getting into that zone.
It's cool though.
I feel like if you stay in that zone though you'd just become a swinger.
Yeah, you'd probably turn into like a hotwife or something.
That's what I was talking to someone, they were talking about, they went to like a roof and this dude's chilling in there as two kids are in the fucking playroom it's like kind of like a trash bag the two kids are in the
playroom and then he's waiting for him to show up to give him the check huge
computer screen just watching just watching two chicks give it like eat each
other out and he's like oh yeah you need something and it's like wait wait wait wait wait to the to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they to go to go they they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. try. try. try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try to go the the the the the the the the the living room and he's just watching porn. He's watching porn Yeah, that's fucking disgusting
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What do you mean?
They're out in your driveway watching porn.
Oh yeah, dude.
The amount of porn they consume is godtier.
It's fucking insane.
It's insane to watch that much.
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Yeah, that's what I was working with them, like they'll sit there at break and show you.
Like, yeah, yeah, I got some porn.
I haven't done this shit since I was in like, fucking third grade.
They get into it, dude. Why was he just watching porn? No idea, it was just a fucked up individual.
I feel like if you don't, if you have kids and don't like quell it out, it's just like immediately
you're just into degeneracy.
Sometimes too, I guess if they're like a little older and they're like 40s and 50s, they're
just like this is sweet that this exists, I'm just going to just to just to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to just just just just just to just just just just just to just just just just just just to take to take as much as I can of this. What porn? Why would I not watch this? It's all my computer. Like I get as much porn as I want.
True.
I think the, I have a very big hunch
that the boomers are all lying about the fact
that they don't know about the hub and shit.
Dude, they're all over the hub.
I think all of them. like oh I have no idea what you're talking about I like what's that what's it called and like you say it's like when Matt was on Rogan what do you mean I
mean I mean not to be smart Rogan but when Matt was like yeah I was like I'm a.
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watching his face dude I'm a bit of a body language I was like I was you interview Blair White. True, yeah.
You were fired the fuck up.
Good point.
I never thought of it like that.
But like when he did that, I was watching his language and I was like.
Like it's some like you're a weirdo.
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I don't know about like 60-year-olds.
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I don't know.
I don't know if they can navigate it.
Like when I watch dad try to use his phone, I'm like, I think that's an act.
that's what I'm saying. That's such a deep watch porn. But I'm saying I think they're
fucking frauding. I think he faps like HBO programming. No way dude. Dude he's
the only dude who watched all true. If you guys are all chilling. Definitely
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Like when I was a kid, I was in ninth grade,
I rented boogie nights and jerked off like six times to the VHS,
because it was the hottest shit I had ever seen in a film.
Yeah.
So like if dad catches like the episode of True Detective where Alexander what's your name
Shazer Bush?
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How to try to go third?
Yeah, no, no dude.
That's literally just a video like high speed facial comps.
So like just not just split scene like double fucking see like
just fucking going hard. Dude there's not a 60 year old man. There's a little
not a show would have you over the fucking edge. Yeah but imagine we were
talking to your boys and one of those dudes were like yo there's a thing called
porn they don't fuck with porn like that though. But dude we didn't fuck with porn like dudes me and Andrews age we didn't like
porn wasn't really on the table until I was like 25. Are you fucking
getting me? You were a weirdo if you went to the video store and got a DVD.
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I remember vividly bringing one night in Paris in the school and giving it to my boys.
But that's all it was back then.
Yeah. So it was like a rare treat.
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fucking Sooky getting naked on Trueblood?
That's you, bro.
It is me.
I'm saying like, this is as hot as it gets. Yeah, true.
So if you're 20 years older than me,
you're not making it through that scene.
Good point.
It's what I used to do when I was a kid.
Like when I was a, even when I was younger,
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when Selma Blair and never jerked
What was her name?
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Who kissed in that?
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That's what I'm saying is like, I would go rent these movies with my chick and then she would
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and it'd be like, let's crank the cruel intentions because it gets no hotter than this.
Because porn wasn't that available.
Yeah.
And you can kind to get it on like lime wire and stuff, but it just wasn't where it was at.
That was a fucking crap shoot.
So like that's what I'm saying is these boomers aren't like, these boomers the boomers aren't.
These boomers are content with a show like, even like, what's it called?
Like I just re-watched White Lotus.
A boomer could totally crush it to like,
I'll be banging that Italian prostitute.
Oh yeah, dude.
Repeatedly.
Yeah.
So debunked.
Yeah, I get it.
I just, I would be wild.
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like they talk about the damn stuff's the new stuff or they talk about the
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When boomers talk about like hardware, like what are you talking about?
Anything. Like they'll talk about them?
I'll use them old halogen bulbs.
I'll use them old aluminum ladders, not the new ones.
Like they're damn, be like, I like it.
You'll get somewhere like, I like this just fine.
But it's just funny is the boomers will say them damn for anything that's like kind of
newfangled and the old for anything that's just like more.
No, I got the old like.
The old iPhone.
My dad has had they'll sweat it. Like, I got the, it's like, you still have an iPhone, you fucking.
Yeah, it's the same thing without a home button.
And for some reason, it's cool.
He got a new one, I think.
He did.
He was forced to get a new one.
They no longer sold the five.
It's the
You're a tech guy.
You're a tech guy, dude.
They make it cool to not.
Like, if I pick up Dana's iPhone now, I don't know how to use it.
Really?
Like, I struggle.
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I was like, fucking you do it.
But I'm saying like you, at some point you gotta just say,
it's almost like you're just letting go.
I'm letting go of it.
I don't fuck with them.
You'll do it too eventually.
Yeah, I mean, I fucking, I'm looking. Yeah. Without the home button it takes some finegelin. Yes, spade just is just
went through this with this new phone. It's confusing. You got to swipe up, swipe down
it's like it's not. I just I love not having it because like I just I don't fuck
with it ever. So like if I go eat somewhere I think it's more beneficial than no-fat
like but at the same time you also like need cameras and like GPS and shit but not be like with spades shit where he doesn't have any acts.
You don't need GPS that often. Bro I fucking do. You shouldn't though. Like where the fuck are you driving?
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but like he doesn't understand it like.
No, I'll bring it, like if I have to go like to a Craigslist mission,
I'll bring my iPad in the van.
Yeah, but like.
But you ever take the long way?
to trip to Ambler, right? And once I get up there, I'm like, oh, I know where I am, I just drive home.
I'll figure out. Yeah, I turn the GPS off.
You're probably one of those dudes who uses GPS. I was driving a truck every fucking day going to
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No, I don't do any of that.
That shit freaks me out.
I don't fuck with ways like that.
The best, the funniest shit was when,
like, so my uncle Charlie used to drive me around,
and he would be like, says actually this other ways faster dude and like they were
not having the they were fighting GPS so my dad drives down to Matt's house
he'll be like dude I go down broad I hang it right on 16th because 16th moves
and then I go up to run this is based off knowledge from like 98 this is like
this is like third stoplight right, you'll see the Hess station make a left.
You know that bar right there?
You know where Smith's, it's not Smith's anymore,
it was in 1978.
Yeah, it's not even there.
You know, it's not even there.
You have to stop it, it's like,
it's like, thattime they get me in that hole, they start explaining me the like where to go and I'm just typing the address in GPS and hit search and
like let them finish off their thing. But what I'm saying is like you could just
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He pushes him, I don't know.
But it's like, um, switch the one.
You get this phone and just, what's it, just have phone, GPS, basic shit.
You don't need it.
I looked them up when they first came out and they didn't have music so I was turned off to them.
There you go. Now I have a fat CD book. Okay. So I just listen to my CDs. I mean dude you could also just get another device that plays music. So you could you could rip Spotify on
like an old beat up. I Spotify in my house I Spotify on the iPad or whatever but like you could
take something for the road. Well what would do it? Like I would need to be online. iPod. Anything. No he wants streaming. Oh you want to like. But I kind like like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the do do. do. do. do. do. do. do. the the the the the the the the the tooo. too. to. to. to. to. to. to, I would need to be online. iPod. Anything. No, he wants streaming.
Oh, you want to like.
But I kind of like not having it, because like, then I would get sick of my tunes again?
The radio.
And I'd be like, oh, let me listen to this.
And I would start like crunching.
That's where, yeah, the It's just like the light phone, allegedly, it's better for like the data stuff, all that stuff.
Because my flip phone does suck to like text on.
Yeah, it's fucking hands.
It's a pain in the ass, but it makes me text less, which I like.
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send me articles, I just, I have to ignore them. No, I mean, dude, I'm with you. You know,
you basically like have a day and then you go home and you look at the internet stuff, but I look at so much less internet. the internet the. But I miss everything too, so it's cool.
You don't need to keep up with this.
It's just a show.
It's just a fucking TV show.
I don't think about any of it.
I thought about doing that just moving somewhere far away.
And it's having the laptop at home and just checking it when you get home.
I always dream about moving far away. Then I'm like like the like the to do that to them old. Yeah. Because it's like, I feel like it's one of those things like, week nine, you're going to
be like, I kind of shot myself in the foot.
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I'm probably gathering it jerked off habits.
You get what?
Like jerked off habits.
Yeah, like you would just start being weird as fuck.
But like, if I was like 60, I could totally get into it.
Yeah.
Like, if I had like, my kids were off at school,
like, my kids go to college, I'm trying to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, the trying to be fucking off the map. Where it's like, I'll come see you, but like, mom and dad don't have a place for a while
for you to come see us.
Are you serious?
Definitely.
A lot of people have that.
So, they can't come to you.
So, I go to them.
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Like you guys have that, a lot of people don't have that.
Yeah.
That's a weird thing.
I'd rather be like, yo, for Christmas,
we're all getting an Airbnb up in the cat skills.
Yeah, let's go.
That's a good.
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mountain house but the dude you're shooting yourself in the foot because
then your kids are grown and then you just have a wife who wants to redo
two kitchens. Yeah dude everybody you cost people constantly make
those like to do list hamster wheels all this shit, like you'll never stop doing that. So like the main thing would be like to make your life as simple as possible,
because the more complicated or more options you have, the more you will complicate your life.
Yeah.
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And it's just staying busy building stuff.
You're like, oh, I gotta go build that.
I gotta go do that.
Just laid back.
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But the complications of modern life,
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It's so expensive.
It's a fuck load of money.
Yeah, it's a lot of money.
Like even if you're like poor, a lot of your money's going to like traveling, seeing these guys,
like all this stuff is, you if you think you get out of it then just you get crushed by grandkids
People like dropped them off to like what I'm saying is like I would want to like keep it so like let's say the kids go away to school
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the sweetest way to be.
It'd be so sweet.
And just keep it real simple.
That's my goal.
That's not, like when do you plan on doing this?
Like during college?
Yeah, like once they're like say they went to Penn State.
Yeah. When me and Dana go visit them I'll go get an Airbnb somewhere up there and chill for like a week.
And kind of be around but like not be all up in their shit. Just be like yo I'm here for a week we can eat breakfast every day.
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like would it just be like the most monstrous doses of psychedelics you could possibly handle?
So me? Yeah. Dude, I don't know. At that point I might not even fuck with them. But I'm saying like if you
do at that point I feel like if you're that close to the fucking edge you could tak down fucking monstrous doses. I could do it now, Yeah but I'm saying you have it's a whole other perspective. I don't want to
say anything because the toads on Saturday and that could rewire everything. I've
got a lot riding on the toad. And they're like when you go into this is there
any nervousness like?