Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 376- It's Alive! (1974)

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

KILLER BABIES! All killer baby movies are, on some level, pretty batshit. This one takes the cake. We're discussing the 1974 film "It's Alive!" and it is a wild ride. Special topics for your considera...tion include: a film written from the perspective of absolutely no one, cops who can't hit a baby in a bush, the utter distastefulness of the 70s decor color palette, deadbeat uncles, poker-playing dads-to-be, and the sound of a grown man vomiting. Do you like murderous tots? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," and Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her." Are you a wrestling fan? Are you not a wrestling fan but interested in dipping your toe in the water? Either way, you need to check out the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) You can watch weekly episodes on their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) starting May 5 and we think you're going to love it.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie (or almost at least usually an action movie) in our monthly bonus episodes Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Katie. Alan. Can I get a little bummer news alert? Oh, sure. Um, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, I guess, do, do, do, do, do, I guess, do, do, do, do, I had what could only be called the antithesis of a Tom Saviti citing today at the Trader Joe's in East Liberty. What happened? I'm walking through Trader Joe's and there is a woman talking loudly on her cell phone.
Starting point is 00:00:35 And I went, hey, look at that. Oh God, it's Wendy Bell. No! You saw Wendy Bell! In the wild! Fuck Wendy, W, Wendy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, I, to, I, to, I, I, I, I, I, th, I, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, I, I, th, I's, I's, I'm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoo-s, too-s, too-s, tho-s, thi. thi, thi, th And I was like, oh, I really want to yell at this person. Right? But I don't want to be, I'd just give her fuel if I did that. Yeah, you don't want to be part of that Wendy Bell bullshit.
Starting point is 00:00:55 For those of you, not in Pittsburgh, which is most of you. Wendy Bell is a local news anchored, turned right-wing monster who even got booted off our right-wing radio station for being too monstrous. She got fired from her regular news job for say and racist shit on Twitter. Facebook, she wrote that big Facebook post about how it must have been black people who shot people and will be true. Yeah because black people. And then yeah and then she got fired from like the right wing we'll play Rush Limbaugh but you're too far gone. Yeah. I don't even know what she did.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I think she was doing a bunch of anti-vax shit and they were like, that's not actually cool. She may have called for like physical violence against people or something. Yeah, she's a bad, bad, bad, bad boy. She is bad. And I wish you had tripped her. But with those people and like like I have a dream of knocking Ben Shapiro out just for Funsies just like he's so little though just flick him. But I know like this just what's that gonna do who's other than making me feel like a fucking
Starting point is 00:01:58 like Queen we are the champions would just start playing behind me. I will be so short-lived. I will follow you around with a boombox if we can make this happen. Did you see that someone, someone troll him at a live speaking event when he was saying something and the guy stood up during the Q&A, was like, hey, why should we listen to you?
Starting point is 00:02:19 You can't even make your wife wet. I think about his wife's dry pussy all the time. I'm sorry but I do. I hate that guy so much. So much. Hey can I get a happy news alert? Do-da-d-doo-d-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-oh-doo-doo-doo-oh-oh! Seveenie watch 2K-222. Oh Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! He was just outside chatting with his neighbor. Nice. Yeah. I want you to be on chatting terms with him. I say hello, but like, I don't want to, I don't want him to, he knows about the show. Right, right. I don't want him to put me together with that. You never like, hey, it's Katie Ambulance. No. Katie were a waher. official emails how an ambulance. I like that. I like that you've changed your signature.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Ah, Katie, we're here to talk about a horror movie, not about horrible people or Tom Savini. We're here to talk about an amazing meditation on motherhood and grief. Through the eyes of a father. Yeah, maybe it's an amazing meditation on father and grief. I wouldn't know I've never been a father. This film was suggested by listener Craig who did the Duumverent of posting both on Facebook and sending us a patron patron message Making it official. Thank you, Craig. I mean you pay money you get things. Thank you. That's true We live in a capitalist society. That's right. We're just cashing in yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah sell out every night Pay your wherphamamuulance taxes. I did have to pay my werewolf ambulance taxes. I bet you did. What movie are we doing? We're doing It's Alive, the 1974 Killer Baby movie.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Second greatest thing to happen in 1974. The first one being your birth. Yeah. Yeah. When I came out with giant fingernails and teeth. I was wondering if there was any connection between you and this baby. You can't spell its lie without its salad. If you turn the key upside down it kind of turns into an end and these people don't know how to spell your name anyway. Yeah. Never get it right. I love it when people send sweet, sweet, sweet, carying messages and just get my name like, I'm in, Katie and Barf. I just really love how much you guys do things together. Katie and Katie's friend. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:33 So this movie begins. So this movie begins. This is a Larry Cohen joint by the way director of the stuff. The stuff, right. I knew we'd done a previous one. A movie that I really love that is of the same quality as It's Alive, Q. the Wigged Serpent. Okay. Also stars Michael Moriarty from Stuff.
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Starting point is 00:05:31 I love the, oh man, oh man, hip-hop. Oh, I love you, hip-hop. Oh, we're also drinking icy light mangoes. Yeah, summertime, I'm also have posted a picture of us on the internet doing it because I'm a thirstrap. Anyway, I'm very excited for this 1974 bad baby vibe. Let's get into it. Yeah. Listen, if you're in labor, you don't want your husband goose in you. He's goose in her. Don't goose her. She's like, oh, honey, I'm in labor. It's time for babies. He's like, oh, you scamp, you loveable scamp,
Starting point is 00:06:13 let's go knock this one out of the park. Oh man, he, uh, John P. Ryan. He is unnerving. Something is wrong with his face. He's got one thoes, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, wrong with his face. He's got one of those like Willem de Foe type faces where you're just like, you're smiling, but you're also going to stab kill me, right? Yeah, he's menacing all the time even when he doesn't mean today. Yeah. Which is hard because this is a movie where he's trying to do something emotional. Yeah. You're just not sure.
Starting point is 00:06:50 They go to take that Siamese cat off the older child. Yeah. The cat is just drugged beyond believe. They pick the cat up and it just goes limp. I love that. When they cut to that, I was like, oh, that's how I sleep with my cat. Yeah. It was very cute. Their older child was great. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaa. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to bea. thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. tooome. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. to to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that. that's that. that. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. too. too. tyyya. tya. tya. tya. tya. tya.a. tya. tya.a.a. toea. toea. it was very cute. Their older child was great. They should have stopped with him. Why have another baby after 11 years?
Starting point is 00:07:07 I mean, God. I'm like almost done. Is that Chris, is Chris the older child? Chris is the older child? Yeah. Yeah. They're like, all right. We're going to drop I wrote Uncle Charlie's sausage here which is a local sausage
Starting point is 00:07:27 brand. It's good if you're a sausage eater. I have also been referred to as Uncle Alan and I ain't got no blood relation to them people. That's true. Yeah so they dropped Chris off at Uncle Charlie and Uncle Charlie and Uncle Charlie's like to thrown to thr-I'm thii. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So their. So their. So their. So their. So they's their. So they's they's they's they's they's they's their so they's they's they's they's they's they's their so they's they's their so their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their so, their so, their so, their th. So, th. So, th. So, they. So, th. So, they. Yeah, th. So, their their th. So, their this kid and I was like, good on you, Uncle Charlie. Got your shit together. Well, we also get this little bit of information about Uncle Charlie, which is the only thing we learn about him that he only gets to see his children two Sundays a week. Yeah. And it's like, why is that included in this movie? told me to today to that's the the movie. their to be. their to be. th. th. to be. th. th. to be. th. to be. to be. to be. the. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be to. to be to. to. to be to be to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. the tr. tr. tr. true. true. the true. true. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. time. I feel like this movie was like into talking about hot button issues in these really like, uh, fleeting ways. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Because they're just like, they mention abortion and the, and at one point, and everybody's getting to these days. Yeah, he says, doesn't everyone consider it? Yeah, it's just like, Charlie's just like just like, hey, I see my kids ever once in a while, but other times I'm just swinging. He also says to, because Chris says something like, I saw a movie where a mom died having a baby and the dad's like, ah, that just doesn't happen that way anymore. And it's like, if you're a fucking white lady lady lady anyway, you know. Oh yeah. Oh, you got a real bad infant mortality right? And maternal mortality rate for minorities. It's insane. Yeah, yeah, for being the first-first-world country. Yeah. And this movie is a great like example of
Starting point is 00:08:56 why? What? Because an entire police force is willing to murder children? That's part of it, yeah. So she puts on her blazer and pencil skirt while she's in labor. Are you kidding me? He puts on a fucking sports goat to go to the hospital. He doesn't have to be in the delivery room, apparently. You're lucky if I'm putting a shirt on during the situation, I'm just like throwing up of myself and running around in circles? That's pretty much what I did while having a baby. What is that voice that he's th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi? Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. I, th. I's, th, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. toge. toge. toge. I's, toge. toge. toge. I's, toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. th. What is that voice that he's using with his son when they're driving him to Charlie's house? Oh, I don't know. When he's like, oh, you whip a shnapper, a little whip a snappy, you a shnappie, you whip a shnapper, yeah, see?
Starting point is 00:09:34 It felt like something he used to do to make his kid laugh when he was younger, and the kid would like, Oh, menacing dad is being scary again. I better laugh. So fucking menacing. I just wrote, oh God, your dad sucks and is weird. And they drop him off at Charlie's with no clothes or anything, just a school book. Mom, no, they're saying. From everything they're saying, they're like, yeah, we'll be back in like two, three hours. Yeah, why? It's the 70s. You're going there five days but she isn't which is wild ah the wee cubbies and the wee cubs what the fuck is happening who why is he saying this to this woman because oh you're Scottish my grandmother was
Starting point is 00:10:19 Irish not the same thing he goes are you Irish and she goes no I'm Scottish and he was like yeah oh you're Scottish the same thing. Yeah, he goes, are you Irish? And she goes, no, I'm Scottish. And he was like, eh, basically the same. I don't know if the point of that scene is to imply that he's really nervous right now, and so he's just babbling. But it just makes him even less likable, really. Yeah, and that he's like super excited to have a baby, to have like another baby in his life. Which is kind of also crazy because he walks into the delivery room and his wife is like, you're not going to feel trapped like you did last time, are you? And it's like, why didn't you discuss this before your 10 centimeters dilated? I appreciate that because I feel like that's not a thing that like gets disgust enough of like how people deal with that stuff afterwards. No, it's really hard to have a baby. Yeah. Yeah. You want a Google map search closest bottomless pit and toss them in there
Starting point is 00:11:09 sometimes. It's wherever Wendy Bell is. Oh God, throw your baby into the gaping maw of Wendy Bell. She always has a fucking whiteboard behind her where she's like, immigrants, COVID! And that an arrow pointing from one to the other and you're like, what? What? What? What? Wendy? Lizard people? Oh, great, Wendy, whatever. The last I heard of Wendy Bell, she had blamed a street flooding during very heavy rains on one of the roundabouts for cyclists. Yeah, she specifically blamed a former mayor Bill Padoto. Yeah, I mean, I'll blame that man for a lot of things. Yeah, not a, not a round round round round round round round round round round round round round about the round about the round about the round about the round about the round about the round about the round about the round about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. the. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What? the. What. What. What. the. What. the. the. the. the. the. the. What. the. the. the. What. the. the. the. the. What. the. the. the. the. the. What. the. the. the. What. the. the. What. the. What. the. the. What. the. the. What. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. mean I'll blame that man for a lot of things. But not a roundabout.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah. So, uh, tad goes in, he's like, uh, great game, kid, have a baby. I'll see you later. Yeah, and then we're treated to an absolutely interminable scene of men puttering, the thu. This is where I have the note, I'm bad, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, that, that, that, thi, to, to, to, to, not, not, to, to, not, tod, not, tod, not, not, not, not, not, not, tod, not, tod, tod, tod, tod, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t. t. tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, today, today, today, today, thi, thin, that, thi, to, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, I'm bad at being a dude. So are they though. But if they're like you want to play poker and I was like, I don't really know card games. You're like we can do crazy aides, I've got war. Does anyone who would play Escape the Dark Castle? I brought it with me. And also these guys
Starting point is 00:12:19 like the one guy is just talking about being an exterminator? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like talk to the poker guy and nobody else, because these other two are terrible. The other guy's like complaining that he has to wait so long for this to be over. Yeah. So we cut to the delivery room. And the dog. Shit. He's amazing. He asks her how much her first baby weighs and she says
Starting point is 00:12:45 seven pounds four ounces which is a totally reasonable size baby. Yeah. And he goes, this one's just immense. It's 11 pounds at the least with a gigantic head. And it's like this woman has to push it out of vagina. Keep it down. Somebody walks in and she's like, hey, this baby's gigantic. Yeah, he does say she has a big pelvis, which we see later in the film is not true, which is right back into those pre-pregnancy genes. So they give her a horror movie apesiotomy, which is just fucking terrible. What is it apesia? I know, but for the listeners of home.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Sure, it's when they cut your taint instead of letting it tea t, I see. Which is a lot harder to heal the cut than a tear. Yeah. But what they would also do back then is add an extra stitch at the top called the husband stitch, which was to make your vagina tighter than it was before you had a baby, and generally led to women being extremely uncomfortable during sex for the rest of their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. thea. the. the. the. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the. But, the. But, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea, thea. thea. they's, their, their lives. Hey, childbirth in America, mid-century. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry, are you okay? I'd heard the term husband stitch before but didn't realize the... That's what it means.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Oh, yeah. I just thought maybe they just sewed their dick's what it means. Oh yeah. I just thought if they sewed their dickhead shut. Yeah, that's a husband stitch we all need. Nail birth control at last. A stitch in thine saves mine. Stitch up the neck! I like that little lepercon thing you just dipped into there. You'd be living in the hole if I don't get me gold, a line that's not in the movie. Hush, no. So, uh, we, Frank is out wandering around
Starting point is 00:14:33 because he can't hang with the deads anymore because they're terrible. Yes, but so is he. So, you know, maybe Steveens. He's like, I wouldn't be the worst person in the room. I'm going in the hallway. And a doctor nurse comes flying out of the delivery room all scratched up and dead hitting the floor. Yeah, just covered in blood. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:55 It's like, did something maul his face? Please tell me a baby mauled his face. Katie? A baby mauled his face. I was so happy. And killed 11 other people in the delivery. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. theea. thea. thea. thiiiioleea. thea. was so happy and killed 11 other people in the delivery room. I am so happy that this baby does this. The umbilical cord has been chewed off. Yeah it looks like the umbilical cord has been severed but not surgically. It looks like it's been chewed off. Whoa. And then she, the god, the mother, what is, Lenore, is just sobbing and saying I don't want my baby to be dead to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the baby to be to be to be the baby the baby to be the baby to be the baby to be the baby the baby the baby to be to be the baby the baby the baby the baby to be the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby. I the baby. I the baby. I the baby. I the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to th. th. I the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the the the thi the mother, what is, Lenore, is just sobbing and saying, I don't want my baby to be dead, which is fucking heartbreaking.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Yeah, and there's place in that with yelling, they stole my baby. Yeah, it's awful. For sure. Oh gosh, poor Lenore. Poor Lenore named after a woman and an Edgar Helen Poe. I love the name, I love the name Lenore. Yeah, this is a great name. So the doctor and the cop are talking to the dad, and they are just immediately on board with the fact that the baby murdered those people
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Starting point is 00:16:36 curtains his wife off and he's like, he's like, throwns her to their asses and she's just coming out of being unconscious. She's been sedated and he's like, I'm gonna sue their asses. And it's like, let her wake up before you start talking to her about lawsuits. She has no idea what's happened. Yeah. And the, like, the cop barges in and is like, have you ever been exposed to radio activity? And she's like, no. And you have an excessive amount of th. th. th. how many x-rays and how much tissue on the roof? How much is too much? We never know. At this point I just have a note that says this movie is wild. I am living for the first half of this movie.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Like I am on board, I'm building my life around it. I'm very excited about it. We know you love a weird baby movie. Oh yes, I love a weird baby movie. And you can see all of the ways in which the devil within her or inside her, whatever the fuck it's called, copped this movie. Sure. Like, they saw this and we're like, but what if it was super we we're, Sometimes the baby was cute and sometimes it had giant hands. What if we just introduced weird characters on the street that never come back in?
Starting point is 00:17:48 Yes, I love that movie so much. What if the husband is... Oh no, no, I'm thinking of a, ah, ah, fuck. What's the one, uh, beyond the door? Where the woman's pregnant and becomes the exorcist? Wait, did we do that? Oh, I'm no memory of this. Her husband's being chased by jazz musicians in the streets of San Francisco. I remember that. Why were they chasing him? I don't know. Why, that's the only thing I remember about that? So they're talking to the cops, the cop and the doctor? And the dad, what's the father's name? Frank? Frank. He says we decided to have the baby. the baby. the the baby. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. the the the the the th. th. the cop. th. the cop. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. He says, we decided to have the baby. And the cop says, we all make mistakes. I'm sorry for that crack. Like you're not fucking sorry. You just said it. Why on earth would you say that to these people?
Starting point is 00:18:34 My favorite part about that is that's the line that's supposed to make you feel that this cop is compassionate. I mean, really? I mean, really? And of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop is the cop. the cop. the cop. the cop is the cop is the the the cop is the cop is the cop is. tap. tape is. tape is. tape. tape. tape is. tape is. tape is. that's cop is. tho. thothat Frank has to deal with, the cop is the most compassionate person he's going to deal with. He really is. And it's just all of this is happening over poor, confused Lenore, who's just been cut open to have an 11-pound baby with a gigantic head. And they're like, you can go home tomorrow. No, you let that woman rest. Listen, Grand Canyon pelvis, you can go home tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:19:08 And the doctor's being so matter of fact about it. He's talking about how this escaping murderous baby can't last the night without food, shelter, or nourishment. And it's like, what are you saying? It's just that you think the doctor would be the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor would be the doctor the doctor would be the skeptic, you know? I love that when Frank leaves the hospital, the baby's just outside rustling the bushes. I love when we see baby vision because he can't see so good. I know that on the set so I was like, you know, babies can't see real good when they were born, right? And they were like, all right, I got you, we make it blurry. We make it blurry. I loved it. I genuinely did. I love how much Larry Cohen can do on a very shoestrake budget. Oh, this had to have been made for nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even like the stuff,
Starting point is 00:19:56 like, there's no budget to that movie. He does so much. Yeah. So much. That's a fun movie. It's a fun movie. Yeah. Yeah. This is a movie. This is a wild ass movie. Frank, it's in the car. And they're seriously on the radio reporting that a mutated infant killed five people and they name the parents. And we now know that the parents are Frank and Lenore Davis. No HIPAA until 1996. Did you know that? Oh, true dad? Yeah. It's probably because a shell like this th. th. th. th. th. th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. It's a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this this is a thi thi thi thi thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. you know that? I looked it up. True dad. Yeah. It's probably because a shit like this, talking about mutated infants murdering people. Calm down news radio. Yeah. Cut to Frank goes to work the next day. Chris is still with Charlie, by the way. Wait, I'm sorry. Okay. You know I've got more notes on you. Before we started recording and the compared notes, I have a fucking novel here. You have the entire script. I do.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Um, there's this woman with like a blue dress and white go-go boots and a terrible wig who gets murdered by the baby and they never find her body. I don't think they're like. I feel like there's a couple people that people that people that people that people that people that people the people that people that people people that people people people people people people people that people people people people people that people people people people people that people that people people people that people people that people that people that that people people people that that that that that that that that that that the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the thoooooooo. I thooooooooooooooooo. I th. I their thi. I their their their their. Is the milkman ever talked about? Oh maybe, okay, maybe they must find either the milkman or the blue dress woman. Yeah. Because the nurse knows about it. But not both. They do not seem to find both. I mean admittedly, she was killed. This is taking place in Los Angeles. Yeah. And all of like, this is a baby whose only source of mobility is their little baby legs. Yeah, a little fat baby legs. And they are up in like the Hollywood Hills at one point.
Starting point is 00:21:35 They're down in the LA River basin at one point. How's he getting there? How does he travel? Via the sewer, they tell us later. Is he a teenager Ninja Turtle? Maybe he can swim. We never see his lower half. thia. thia. thia. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Soeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooee. th sewer, they tell us later. Is he surfing? Is he a teenager? Maybe he can swim. We never see his lower half. Maybe he has flippers. Oh God bless, you barely see that thing. It's so funny. And the baby crying sound is hilarious because it sounds like a grown-ass man, vomiting after he did shots at the bar at Happy Hour with his younger co-workers. You could smell the Yagermi cry. You're like, you're so old old, th. You can th. You can th. You can th. You can th. You can th. You can th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thee thee hea hea hea could smell the Yangermeister than they cry. You're so old, you can't do this anymore.
Starting point is 00:22:08 But yes, now Frank goes to work for some reason. And then his boss who's in there, like a leisure suit? Because 74. Yeah, also they're so sweaty in this scene. Dripping sweat. Dude, throughout this movie, Frank becomes the wettest human being that's ever existed. He sweats from his shoulders more than his pits, and I don't think that happens. I do that when I'm getting a good sweat on. Really?
Starting point is 00:22:34 You're sweat from your shoulders. Yeah, my shoulders, yeah. My back. their baby feet. Oh, they're great. All the skin's done falling off. After we talked about that I looked in my feet and determined that I do not in fact have baby feet. They are gnarly. Well $25 and have two bags on your feet for an hour you can change all that. And a lot of vacuuming it sounds like. Yeah. You're changing your sheets pretty often. Anyway he's talking to his boss, Mr. Clayton, who says, these things happen, which like, no, they fucking don't.
Starting point is 00:23:07 He shows up at the office and everyone was like, ooh, ah, you should probably, ah, Mr. Clayton wants to see you. Well, first I gotta work on the March account. It's a March account. It's a March account. Ah, buddy. Um, what, like, none of them address the fact that he's lost a child, like, a child they seemingly wanted, it's like having a stillborn or something, you know, that's a really
Starting point is 00:23:32 horrible experience. Well, this boss is willing to give him three weeks off of work. Yeah. For the benefit of the company because he's bad press. And then he fires him. Yeah, but doesn't tell him. And they have this whole conversation about another co-worker who has a disabled child and they're being so fucking shitty about it in the 70s. Also content warning, they definitely drop the R word. Yeah. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah. And it's just like wild that everyone believes the killer baby story. Like I can't believe it. Yeah. It's just everyone's like well that must be what happened. 74 man was a different time babies were killing people. Hey
Starting point is 00:24:09 Frank would you mind taking the service elevator down so no one sees you leaving the building? Such a piece of shit. And Rosemary I'll assume that's your name. Can you go ahead and clean out his desk? Yeah what what a, oh God, at this point it's like you two need to pack up your older child and move to the East Coast. Your life here is over. The kid lives with Charlie now. Oh, he's Charlie's your son. Charlie's like, when can you pick him up? They're like, never. Well, I'll take him up to the cap and we'll go fishing up at the lake. That's nice. Yeah, it is nice. Although, I'm not a big fishing fan, just making fish late for things. Well, not if you eat them. It's true.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Then they never get there. It's true. Then you're just making other fish worried. So there's this, um, the cuts in this movie, the edits, the edits, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, movie, the edits are just like... Brilliant. Brilliant. Like, Frank and Lenore are talking at the house and they're talking about, we need to bring Chris home and all the stuff. That's what his mother is saying. Because of course you'd want to be with your other child.
Starting point is 00:25:18 That would be such a comfort to you. And he's like, there's only so long you can't the scetts to Chris. And thrse. And to to to c. to c. to c. to c. to c. to c. to c. to the th. th. thii. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooes. tooom. to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. tooomb. tooombue. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the the the the. the. the the. the. the the. the the. the the the the the. the the the the scene cuts to Chris on the phone and he's like, Dad, why can't I go to school or hang out with my friends? It's like, we just went over this. Insane. Cut to the nurse interviewing Lenore while she said on bed rest? I'm not there yet. I still have more notes. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:25:46 There's a scene where they find, they do find the milkman. Right. Because their cops are at the scene. And they're, one of them says something like, my wife's eight months pregnant, we just had a miscarriage. And the other guy says, people without children don't the........... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thoe, thoe, the, thi. the, the, the, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. theeeee. thea. thea. theeeeea. theea. theeeeeee. the. the. the. the. the. they are. Yeah. What an insane thing to say to someone who's telling you about a miscarriage.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Holy shit, the 70s. Miss carriage, you really dodged a bullet on that one? Yeah, really. Jesus Christ Larry Cohen. Yep, he's a monster. I think he hates cops because they always get the worst dialogue in his movies. Well, I'll take that. Tell me about the murder of the milkman. Can you walk me through that real quick?
Starting point is 00:26:29 I think he just has the same sort of little scratchies on his face that the milkman? First of all, I love the idea of milkman, of milk people, and I wish that was still a thing. Well, they, you can practically experience that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in that in tha thi thi thi thi thi the their their their their their their their their their that in this movie, because there is a lot of the milkman loading and unloading his truck. It could have been called It's Alive the Milkman Chronicles. So the Milkman like drops a milk off and they do that thing where you leave a note and you're like, hey, Milkman, I also need sour cream and a pocket watch. And so he's going back to get the sour cream and pocket watch. He just carries other groceries with him? Not, well, other dairy products for sure.
Starting point is 00:27:08 How about that? That was a thing, yeah, you just leave a note and he would drop it off with the milk. So he goes back in to get like the sour cream or whatever. And then there's like a long are pouring out of the back of the truck. Ask me if I liked that. Did you like that, Katie? I loved it. Blood mixing with milk is repulsive.
Starting point is 00:27:31 It's so gross. So good. It's such a just like stomach churning image. It's really good. It's also very funny. It's very funny. Because there is so much milk to make me think that the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby to milk to make me think that the baby was just breaking containers of milk. Baby's just throwing them against the sides of the truck for fun.
Starting point is 00:27:53 So yes, now we move to the nurse who is being like, huh, that's wild, huh? Your baby's a murderer? What do you think about that with the baby murder? Yeah, they say it as teeth and claws. Did th that? Fuck you? What's under that napkin? She says, were you aware that it killed another person just last night? Had to have been the baby. It had the same killing striations? Oh, uh, she said, there is no doubt about it. Dude, these people are just being so victimized by every system, the medical system, the legal system, the media, it's just, they are being victimized all over the place. Home nursing? And you still don't feel bad for Frank, even though I think you're supposed to, because of his
Starting point is 00:28:42 face. And his reaction to everything is anger. Yeah, he's a really, I mean, he does he, he he, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, the, the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thee the the, the, the, ththough I think you're supposed to, because of his face. And his reaction to everything is anger. Yeah, he's a really, I mean he does slap Lenore a couple times later in the movie and you're just like, mom done with you. He's 12. He also hangs up on his son. Yes, he does. It's very funny.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Did you like how long when Uncle Charlie was taking Chris fishing, you just slapped him right on the ass. He's 12! Don't do that. Maybe that's why Charlie doesn't see his kids too often. Ass-slapper. Stop good gaming your kid. He did put those fishing rods in the car. Roge usually break down. You don't have to leave him hanging out the back window of your car. I didn't know that. Oh, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, the that's that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's theeean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thee. the., man. Also, his car, the window, the back window of the station wagon rolled down from the outside.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh. And I was like, oh, that's mad trusting. Yeah. That's just like, welcome to my car. Yeah, I see if you can lock it from the outside, but I thought it was wild. Like he just unrolled it on the back of the car. Shouldn't be able to do that. No. No. That's done. There's a reason they don't do that anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:47 It's dumb. I'm sure Tesla's do it. Oh, God, don't get me started. When you see some, never mind. So we get scenes of, uh, the LA Cops swarming places where they think the baby is. When they run into that backyard where there's just this cute little potato of a baby, just like, bra!
Starting point is 00:30:12 But that baby also looked like it weighed like, I don't know, 83 pounds. It was shocking. But it was like, I'm three months old and maybe six foot three. Yeah, it was a six foot two vegetarian. But also like that baby was just alone in its yard. You can't just leave a six month old baby alone in the yard. How else they gonna eat dirt? You gotta get tough it up? Let me eat some dirt.
Starting point is 00:30:34 It's not about the dirt that concerns me. What? You'd think is gonna snatch that baby? Yeah. They better be working out. They they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna their their their their th. th. th. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeat theat thi. theat thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. that that th. Call them concrete, you can't just grab that thing and run. And then the cops like are questioning Frank again, I think, it's either, no, it's the doctors who wanted. It's the doctor and the guy, the professor from the university wants to do experiments on the baby. They have half the conversation outside and then they continue having the exact same conversation inside. Why? Did it start? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th th the th th th th. th. th. thi thi thi thi's thi's thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's they's they's they're thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the outside and then the scene cuts and then they continue having the exact same conversation inside. Why? Did it start to rain? Why?
Starting point is 00:31:08 They're like, how fuck we filmed that scene twice? Let's cut it in half. Yeah, they're both so good. I can't decide which one. I can't decide which one. Oh my god. Yeah, he wants to, he's like, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the to. the the to. I. this sign that we're gonna experiment on your baby go ahead and sign this and then sign this one meanwhile he's having like a fucking existential crisis thinking about Frankenstein but not in the deep way in the way of like it wasn't the monster it was the doctor and you're like no I knew everyone knew
Starting point is 00:31:36 that it says it in the book yeah it's right there in the book oh Frank and Stein Oh Frank and Stein. Huh? Holy shit. Never have a baby with a man named Frank. Your baby will be a monster. Oh well if you have a wife name Lenore she'll die in a Sepulchure down by the sea. Sepulchre. Sepulchura. She'll play base in Suppulchura. She'll play base in Suppulchur. Sepulchur. Sepulchura. She'll play bass in Supple-Tura. The more you we say it, the less it sounds like a word.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Subalcuer. Sibidou. Hold on, I need another mango. All right. Salute me familiar. I was thinking about the other day when you thought he was Spanish. Come on! I was also thinking about it the other day when you thought it was hysterical that I thought the pocket full of shells was sea shells.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I told my whole family about that. Never mind. They loved it. They thought it was adorable. Just wow we wanted the family. Yeah. With a pocket full of seashell. Then I got to the beach that reminds me of the time I was there with my family. Oh, mea familiar.
Starting point is 00:32:55 These are deep cuts into this job. One of them you had to pay to hear. Oh my god, you're right. Basically, I didn't know Vin Diesel was meant to be Italian in the Fast and Furious movies. Till he said, salued me familiar. I still didn't, it wasn't until you told me. Dominic Toretto. Thought he was Hispanic.
Starting point is 00:33:18 You definitely went to CCD with a Dominic Toretto. I definitely did too. Lately I've been realizing that a lot of things I say on here are wrong. Like, I have baby feet or... Thank you to the listener who wrote it to tell me that I was incorrect about the Secret Wars Marvel comic book having tie-ins to other comic books. Oh damn! It was a self-contained series. Was it Joseph or Jonathan who's going to? No, it was no.
Starting point is 00:33:47 It was neither of them. All right. I stand corrected. I was referencing the Marveling and Marvel's Marvel's podcast, which you can listen to. And the first hundred and some episodes I'm on. Can't get enough of my dumb voice go back at list of those. Yeah. I don't think it's a dumb voice. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Welcome. I don't think you have a dumb voice either, Katie. You shouldn't be downstairs. You know women shouldn't be downstairs. Why is he saying this to her? Because, uh, yeah, this could have been a movie about the horrors of childbirth for women. I think it is, I think it is in a lot of ways, because her experience is completely and I think purposefully overlooked. Right, but by the movie as well.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Do you think that's Larry Cohen saying something about that or no? Or am I giving Larry Cohen king of black exploitation films too much credit? I think it could be. Because I get the impression, and I might be wrong, that he's like not a bad dude. He's like a lot of exploiting, we've talked about this before where I think a lot of the exploitation directors were like counterculture people. And they were against authority and against these hierarchies and against racism and all these things. And so I think he might have like a righteous politic of some sort.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It feels like it could be. Because I feel like the birth scene in this film. It's like legit a woman's nightmare of what, like, what's the worst case scenario? Oh, I give birth to a straight up monster that starts killing people. And her arms are pinned down and she can't get free to like... Oh, and the stirrups that she's in? Like, her, that's real. But like, I didn't, like, her feet are at a 90 degree angle from her body. That's how you get a papal to me. that's how you get, that's, that's, that's, that's how, that's how, that's how you, that's how you, that's how you're, that's how you're, that's how you're, th. th. thirty, thirty, thirty, th. th. th. th. that's, th. the, thi, that, the, th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the th. And, the their, their, th. And, their, th. And, th. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, their, their, their, th. And, their, th. And, th. And, ladies. I mean that's to check for cervical cancer. No one's abusing you. You know, you've got to get that kind of treat on a cervical cancer.
Starting point is 00:35:49 But it's just like, it looks so uncomfortable. So there's a scene where he, is he just changing a light bulb for a while in a scene? Because I like kind of zoned down and I the wine cellar, when he's looking for the bourgelle. Buzolee, because they have an exceptional collection of wine. Yes, yes, yes, and he has to fight a pinyada at one point while he's down there, which I refer to as an errant pina. That's, I, like, who keeps an extra one around? This house is just filled with a spuiletia one thia one thiaia thia thia thia thia thiae in thiae, thiae, thiae, thiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, a thi, a thi, a, a, and, thi, thi, and, thiollion, thiolioli, thi, thi, because thi, thi, thi, th. Because, th. Because, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th... Because, th. Because, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, because they they thi. Because, because they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have thi. it came with the house. Just like Dominic Toreto. This house is just filled with buzulee and binion.
Starting point is 00:36:30 That sounds wonderful. It sounds like a party house. Sounds like my dream. But yeah, the light didn't work down there, so you had to grab the buzule in the dark. And I think the baby was down there like fucking around with shit too. How did the baby get back in the house? Uh-huh? So then we get the guy that I referred to as fat Colonel Sanders. Who is fat Colonel Sanders? He's like the real round-face man with just like the the his goatee is taking over more real estate that a goate he should take over. It's almost a beard but it doesn't connect to his sideburns. What is his role in this? He's the guy who tells them that he's worried that his company's birth control made this baby.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Yes, right, right. And they also say she took it for 31 months beforehand. But what was she do? Between the child who was 11 and now, or 11 or 12 and now, in that 30... Oh, you know, you have more babies than that when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when that, when th in that 30 rhythm method. Oh you know you have more babies than that when you do the rhythm method. Trust me. Look I've got some Catholic relatives. So the cops cut to the cops raiding a school playground slash school building. Right. How did they know? They had a report that the baby was there. Who saw it? Who saw that baby and called the police?
Starting point is 00:37:52 This is a full-blown, like, whatever the criminal version of an amber alert is, where you're finding the monster baby, we'll call it a red alert. A red alert, that's a red alert for sure. This is where the movie stops being fun. The rest of the movie is just like, oh God. It becomes at one point like the lamest police procedural you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:38:14 The first, this movie is a cool 90 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first 45, I was screaming. The second 45, I was like, ah. But even in the first 45, you've got the milkman padding scene. Yeah. You've got the poker dad scene. Oh, that just them puttering. And it's like, is this like a character study of a guy that no one likes?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Ah, maybe. Is this the blueprint for that Joker movie that came out a couple years ago? Probably. I don't know. So they realize that this is the school that Chris goes to. Right. Because Frank gets a phone call for Dr. Norton. At his house. It's like, oh, it's just stepped away.
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Starting point is 00:40:12 I haven't noticed, the cop's firing on the baby in the bushes is very funny. They cannot hit a baby in a bush. That sounds like redneck wisdom. You might be a redneck, Giff. They are unloading. They are unloading. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. They. They. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. Yes. They are. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. They. They. They. They. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They cannot hit a baby in a bush. That sounds like redneck wisdom. You might be a redneck if. They are unloading their little six shooters into this fucking bush. And the baby is not wounded at this point? No, he is not. And Frank is like why is everyone looking at me? It's like is you're fucking a cop who's marching all over a crime scene? I don't know. Is this when the one cop is like, oh no, that's later where the cop says to him, you really want to be the one to end this, don't you? Holy shit!
Starting point is 00:40:51 And this is where a cop is trying to drink out of the tiny water fountain. Yeah! It's just like, let's get it. That is the only comedic. The only comedic scene in this movie, why did you do this? I don't know. Next we have the only true horror in this movie. Which is. That brown refrigerator and matching freezer that they have? Ugh. The thing was awful. It was just like dukey brown. I like that a woman is pinned down, sliced open from butt hole to vagina. Yeah. Had a giant baby pulled out of her and you're like, the real whore is the fridge. Yeah, she had a real big pelvis though.
Starting point is 00:41:32 She was fine. It was this ugly. I mean, I remember when fringes were that color. The 70s color palette, terrible. Why is it like, why is it? Just oranges and yellows and and and and and and, and, and, and, like, just, and, just, just, just, and, just, just, just, just, just, and, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, and, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, like, like, like, like, like, is it like, why is it? Just oranges and yellows and and and and like shit. Just the color of shit on everything. And then the 80s happened and they were like, ha ha ha! Anyway, she's just fucking around making lamb chops. We need something to have with the Buzulee. I feel so sorry for her. It's miserable. Sorry for her. I kept
Starting point is 00:42:06 thinking like I kind of want to watch her movie because I feel like that's a fascinating like she's descending into madness. Right it's sort of like a post Rosemary's baby. Yeah. Yeah. Postmarries baby. There you go. I like because she starts interacting with the baby. Yeah. Because she loves it. He brings in three quarts of milk and puts them in to to to to to the to the the the to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the movie to the the movie the movie to the movie the movie to the movie to to watch her movie to watch her movie the movie to watch her movie the movie the movie to watch her movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. There the movie. There the movie. There the movie. the movie. the movie the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I the their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I their movie. I their. Yeah. Because she loves it. He brings in three quarts of milk and puts them into the refrigerator that already has six quarts of milk in it. How much milk do people need in the 70s? Are they making yogurt?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Because that takes a lot of milk. Yeah, that's sure. Maybe they have a cheese cellar as well. or something, a little brie-eat-e with a bourgeois. And, love cheese. And, and, and, all of that milk gets drunk. And he opens the freezer to look at the freezer, and it's chock-a-block with meat. And also, just like, an entire shelf of frozen vegetables or something, all lined up like file folders?
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Starting point is 00:43:28 doesn't want to bring the kid home. Yeah. He's sleeping and he is drenched in sweat. He's so sweaty. Like you either have terrible blood pressure or you're running a fever I don't know what's going on to your buddy. Yeah you're hitting menopause. He's saying maybe, maybe. But while he's asleep, mom Lenore has fed all the milk and all the meat to the baby. Yes. Did she cook the meat or that that baby frozen meat? I think she probably thought it at least. Because it's, teeth were sharp, but there weren't many of them. No, no, but like a little meat sickle. Just a bunch of meat. They make these things for like, it's for baby lead weaning, which is where babies like sort of learn to eat real food with their hands. Sure. As opposed to like being fed with a spoon. Yeah. They're like little pouches,
Starting point is 00:44:15 sort of mesh bags that you can put like a strawberry in and they'll like gum it up. So maybe she just put some raw meat in one of those. Baby just downed. Hey, big head baby, come gum up this meat. Yeah. And it's just like, you don't know that she's feeding the baby meat at this point. No. But it's just like, oh my God, please tell me she's feeding that baby. So I want to see the baby eating the meat and drinking the milk. This could have given good like belial going nuts again by it. Because when we do see it, it looks fine. It's not like they had to hide it for the age.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Word? You want to talk about the baby? I thought it really nailed like the, the, like, the, like, then diagram of cuteness and despair, you know. It does, but it also looks like it may be made out of paper machet. Well, I mean it was the 70s. It was joyous. I was very happy when we finally do see it. This is when he hangs up on Chris, who seems like a wonderful child. So mean to Chris.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Chris is her fucking son, you piece of shit. Let her bring him home. And she's so upset about him being mad that she like, that she like, the the the the the th... It, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th her fucking son, you piece of shit. Let him bring him home. And she's so upset about him being mad that she like offers him butt stuff? What? She's like, there are other, I want you to make love to me. There are other ways and it's like, are you offering him butt stuff right now? Because your taint is in bad shape. You should not let anyone put anything into your butt.
Starting point is 00:45:41 It will tear. It's just inexplicable. Maybe she was to talk about oral. Maybe, I hope. Or a handy? Yeah, well, yeah. I guess I just assume when someone says there are other ways they're talking about butt stuff. We could take this route to get there or there's another way. No, no, just take that round. Yeah, right. Oh, that's brilliant. I love you.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Oh, that's brilliant. I love you. Sorry. So Chris runs home after Dad hangs up on him. He's been running all night because it is dark when he leaves and it is light when he gets there. Sorry. Uh, so Chris runs home after dad hangs up on him. He's been running all night because it is dark when he leaves and it is light when he gets there. Poor baby, Chris, he's running so fast.
Starting point is 00:46:32 I couldn't tell if he was like, I just really want to go home or I'm going to fucking beat my dad's ass hanging off on me. This movie is so great like that though because it's like how much time is past. It doesn't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, that that's like, that's like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi,'s like how much time is past it doesn't matter what time of day is it who cares like it doesn't nothing matters it's a great movie to watch during pandemic times when time is just irrelevant yeah absolutely and he runs home he sneaks in the baseek he sneaks in the basement and immediately finds the cat I mean I should have seen that coming that he the baby was gonna eat the cat but I just didn't and I was like oh come on baby. So just I just I just got off board with the baby I was totally on board with the baby.
Starting point is 00:47:10 It's interesting because that happened several times throughout the movie where you're like I like the baby I pity the baby I hate the baby I hate the roller coaster. I mean it's a complicated situation. Yeah for sure. So Frank has his gun and he's going down to the basement with his gun and he's probably gonna shoot his son but that doesn't have end up happening but he does shoot his other son. He shoots one baby in front of his older child yeah that's seems fine. And so we have learned at this point Lenore has told us that the baby won't hurt them because they're family. So you see like the baby, the baby the baby their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their th.a.a.a.a. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the baby won't hurt them because they're family so we see like the baby and Chris meet. So they're what? Their family? They're what? The family? They're what? The family? The family? The baby thin? The family? The family does the baby does not attack him him? And the baby? the baby too? And the baby and thinks it's like, oh, the baby thin? Or is Charlie not his uncle? What is happening with Charlie?
Starting point is 00:48:05 I don't think Charlie's blood. Yeah. The baby just yells, you shouldn't have taken care of your kids. Yeah. And this is when Frank slaps Lenore, and I am off board with Frank, 100%. Don't forget that multiple times during this movie, and it happens right after Charlie dies when dad grabs Chris and goes, it's not related to us. Yeah, this is really confusing for him.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he has apparently a psychic link with this baby who just killed his favorite unrelated uncle. Okay. There's the, so the cops roll up and they're like, that's a lot of blood balloons, as I've told you. But they turned to Frank and they say, do to to to to to to to to to the to to to you. But they turn to Frank and they say, do you know how to use a gun? He just shot that baby. Yeah. Well, no, they ask me if he knows how to use a rifle.
Starting point is 00:48:53 They were to give him a bigger gun. They know. I think they say both thioo. one who has made contact with a baby with a bullet. Is this before or after he smacks the shit out of his wife? It's after. Good lord, she's like... She's poor Lenore. She's reacting as one would to this situation because she's like, don't kill my baby.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Don't kill my baby and also I've allowed this thing to live that has now killed your maybe brother. Or my brother, or our friend, or our friend, or your friend, or to or your friend or Chris's friend I don't know we just know that he's not a friend to fish now menace a fish and he just like smacks her six seven eight times and I was like Frank Frank Frank we see then the back of long lingering shot on an ice cream truck that says stop children on the back and it's like oh Larry a double on tundra and it's the the the the back and it's the the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. the the th. th. the the the th. the the the th. th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. the th. hee. hee. I's hee. I's he. he. he. he. he. he. I's he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the th. he. he. he. he's he's he's he's he's he he's he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. heruck that says stop children on the back and it's like oh Larry a double entendre and it's printed free hand which makes it look like a murder truck yeah don't free hand paint your ice cream truck
Starting point is 00:49:55 especially if you have serial killer handwriting oh they use the Gacy font yeah they keep they keep talking about how they're on a man hunt, and I was like, call it a baby hunt or go to hell. So the cops go into the LA River, into the sewer systems. Where I wrote, are they going to race Vin Diesel down here? Because they're in that racing area. Or is the Terminator going to drive a big rig through here? Yeah. And I, and I, and I, and I, I, and I, I, I, I, I, I, and I, I, I, I, and I, I, I, and I, I, I, I was, and I was, I was, I was like, they, they was like, they was like, they was like, they was like, like, they was like, like, like, call it was like, like, they's like, call they's like, call they's like, call they's like, call they they they they're like, call they're like, call they're like, call they're like, call, call, call they're like, they're like, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're in that racing area. Or is the Terminator going to drive a big rig through here? Oh yeah. And I was like, it's either the most terrifying or the most fun thing to do to drive a big-ass
Starting point is 00:50:33 Buick through the fucking subway system or a sewer system of at Los Angeles. Seems very fun. And I know that a lot of lives have been lost at this point. Yeah. But I'm impressed at the manpower on that baby hunt. Yeah, yeah. They have everybody out. It is the day to commit crimes. And they're going to kill that baby because they're the Los Angeles Police Department. Oh yeah, they're gonna shoot to kill. Yeah. They basically hand Frank a rifle and say you stay here and be at the front lines I guess. Yeah. Yeah. They they they th stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay stay the the the their their their their their their their their their their th their th their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. their the. Yeah. And then there's 400 cops there. No one keeps an eye on Frank. He just leaves. He wanders off.
Starting point is 00:51:09 Yeah. And why are they even taking Lenore there? Just leave her home? Why are they making her go there to watch her husband shoot? I don't know. I think I felt like they were pre-arresting her. Like, we're gonna probably arrest you later. Let this woman sleep. And at this point, it was like, I realized that the movie might think he's the hero of the film and not the villain, as I had sort of presupposed.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Frank wanders off, here's a baby crying. But it's a grown man vomiting. man vomiting. I'm sorry, it is. Yeah. Ah! And Frank says, I'm going to protect you now, baby. Oh, I know. He picks it up and puts his coat on it. And it's tiny! I know, it doesn't look that big.
Starting point is 00:51:57 It looks like an actual newborn. And then he's got the gun and the baby and the cops. And it's like, Frank, shoot all these cops, I will love it, shoot the cops, Frank, shoot the cops. He runs with the baby. He's just doing what any good dad would do, I guess. Yep. Mm-hmm. And then I was like, please, please let's tell to live down in there. Wood, watch. Baby Chud, let's go.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Yeah. And then we get, so the opening of this movie is a bunch of like points of light bobbing with the credits going over top of them. Yeah. I was like, oh, what is that? And then we find out what that was. It's already. Yeah, so the cops are trying to shoot the baby and kill it. Frank turns the baby loose, essentially.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Doesn't he throw it at the doctor? At the, I thought it was a lieutenant, was it the doctor? Yeah, I thought it was a doctor. They all fire on him. Yeah, and they they kill the the the the the the the the, is the doctor because then Frank and Lenore are hugging and the lieutenant is just behind him like touching his... He puts it in fact like it's a prayer circle. But it's also just his fingertips. Like he doesn't really want to toucest. their toubts.
Starting point is 00:53:14 He's just focusing his energy, his cheese coming through his fingertips. And also, like, by the way, there's dead body at their house and they left their other son with it. Yep. Yeah. You know, Chris's poking it with a stick. My last four notes are, huh? Wow, that's a movie.
Starting point is 00:53:38 And then the end line of the movie, another one's been born in Seattle. I love it. I love it. I love it. Katie. Alan. Tell me all your thoughts on it's alive. I fucking loved it. The second half is a little bit draggy. Sure. I don't know what the fuck they're doing with Frank. I don't care. I love a killer baby movie. Because one one it's just so incredibly absurd Yes, it's so fucking insane and two they believe it so easily in this movie
Starting point is 00:54:11 Oh my god, it's wild like it's very I came before the devil within her but that is one of my favorite movies of all time now and And it's also reminds me a lot of the Brood which is a film that I've lost my mind about every time I've seen it yep yep, yep, yep I loved this. I loved. That is that. That is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is one that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is one that is one that is one that is one th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th which is a film that I've lost my mind about every time I've seen it. I loved this. Nice. I loved it. I'm giving it a nine. A nine? I loved it.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Wow, Craig really picked a wiener. Yeah. Craig, you're a wiener picker. What about you? I like you. I had a really fun time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time the the the the the the to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to. to. to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the th. the th. the to. the to. to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. the the first half of this movie, and then I have to admit there's some second, second screen experience going on during the second half. It drags. The light bulb scene is forever.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Interminable, yeah. So I'm going to give it a six. All right. And most, a lot of that is just because I really like Larry Cohen movie. Yeah. And yeah, yeah, it's a good time. Thank you, Craig for suggesting this. It is so fun. You're a maniac. You are a maniac. Katie, Alan. Can I read you a review that we received on the Apple podcast review John thing and Bob? This is from DMV? V. Gonna give it to you, uh, uh, yeah. I'm sorry, I assume their full name is DMV gotta be.
Starting point is 00:55:30 This is the best podcast imaginable. Oh, I can imagine a much better podcast than this. Five stars. I have watched a total of five horror movies in my life. Right in, what are they? I need to know. Yet I listen to Alan, spelled properly, and Katie, Gush. Wait, did they smell my name, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Yeah, they always do. Lamb-Bast or sometimes cry over horror movies every week. To be fair, I've never cried over a horror movie. their movies. Most of people say nice stuff. Wherewulf Amulance makes my life so much better, and listening to it brings me so much joy. Oh my God. Claire! Classic joke!
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Starting point is 00:56:34 Yes! I love the movie's mama. I've never let her go. Oh, man. So thank you for that review. If you want to leave us a review, I'd really appreciate it. Go to the places where you can leave podcast reviews. We'll find them.
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Starting point is 00:56:59 Kady. Howard's? Katie, what are we going to do next week? In true were all family owns fashion, I'd like to delve deeper into this franchise but completely out of order. Let's do it's a live three, which appears to be happening on a tropical island perhaps. It's given me, the poster art is giving me real a weekend of Bernie's vibe. Okay, okay. Which is probably what's drawing me into it? Threat's alive. Yeah, thrive. Can't. Can, th. Can, th. Can, th. Can, th. Can, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. the thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the th. th. th. Yeah, can we do it? Yeah, for sure. Because you already said we could. What have I ever said no? So yeah, go find us on the internet. So Renegade by Enjoy Wrestling is premiering for free on YouTube on May 5th at 8 p.m. So go subscribe to their YouTube page. Enjoy Wrestling. And you can watch their YouTube page. Enjoy wrestling. And you can watch the rassling.
Starting point is 00:57:47 From one of here, it was a great event. I heard that as well. I wish I'd gone. Yeah, I was not able to make it, unfortunately. I went to their first show and it was literally the most fun I'd had in years. So go watch that and watch people rassel and get to hear our name announced before a razzling match. I cannot wait. Very exciting. Apparently we got a light smattering of applause. Apparently the biggest applause for an announcement of a sponsor for a match was for a pigeon bagel and I was like, oh, that makes total sense.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Pigeon bagel is delicious. What are we off in the world? Really are. And we're just like, eh. Can't put butter on us. Wait, can I ask a question? Yeah. Did Mike Bollum tell you? Did he? He used the phrase a lights matter? No, no, no, that was my... What did he say? He said that a few people politely clap. God, I love us. I changed it to a lights matter. A few people. FAA. Hey, someone's doing something. Hey, someone clapped. That's all I care. And they weren't a, I told him if there were booze, they were just yelling, Bruce.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Bruce. All right, we're gonna go now. Go watch, it's alive three. You can rent at places. It's gonna be great. A weekended babies. Yes. We love you, find us on the internet, and thanks for listening to another episode of
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