Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 385- A Quiet Place (2018)
Episode Date: June 27, 2022In this week's episode, we're trying hard not to drop things and avoiding our yelling-around neighbors because as the newspapers say, "IT'S SOUND!" We're discussing the 2018 film "A Quiet Place." Spec...ial topics for your consideration include: weird Instagram personas, letting Jim from The Office put his hand over your mouth, questionable parenting, post-apocalyptic horniness, a new way to get in touch with your favorite podcast buds and some good news out of Savini Watchland. LOL remember "Bird Box"? It's Episode 211. Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. The action movie World Cup is about to begin!! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.  Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Alan.
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I'm on the internet.
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And so Tom Savini posted this t-shirt on his Instagram.
Oh, it says Tom Savinie made me gay.
And the Tom Savinie, it's a black shirt, white font for Tom Savinie and sort of like the
Halloween font, which is weird.
And then the made me gay is in like a spashaaaaaaaa.
And then the Made Me Gay is in like a spasher font. Yeah.
In red.
And he said that it was the best compliment he's ever received.
Oh, good guy.
And I was just thinking.
Great guy.
Shove your hawk, but good guy.
In 2020, 2022.
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Tom Savini. He just doesn't know. I mean like neither is Judy Greer I guess. He probably knows.
Yeah, probably. People I've told him. Do you think he knows who I am? These two dip shits
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One of them's a chubbyman with a beard?
The other one's hair, wears t-shirt sometimes.
I am wearing my weaker thans t-shirt today.
I'm wearing my weaker than's t-shirt today.
I complimented you on it when it, when it, stairs, but I don't know if you heard me because your dog was barking at me.
That's true, she's a real piece of dick.
Hey, so what are we talking about?
You know, just hanging out being friends.
Okay, sure.
Well, I can do that and I don't like to be shushed, first of all.
Shh, a quiet place.
That honestly made my heart rate spike.
Because I just thought, punch him.
Um, why did I choose this? Do you recall?
Probably because you've never seen it.
So you're like this is a movie that's well known that I've never seen?
Let's talk about it.
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super hard to take notes during. Sure. Because there's no sound you're just
looking at it and obviously I don't type well by not looking. So I missed a lot.
So hopefully we didn't miss the same things. This movie, oh also we are recording in the recording annex so that we can have occasional
air conditioning when we're not recording.
It's toasty here.
Yeah.
It's really humid.
It would be much more hotter in the attic.
For sure.
And we're also, the patron beverage of icy light mango is keeping us cool.
Whatever it takes.
It's my treat of the summer anyway.
This movie opens on an unreasonable amount of missing posters.
One, how are you going to tack yours up with all those other ones?
You're not finding them.
Two, did you not see that giant creature come and destroy them?
Like, how, they're, what?
One of my first realizations, for all of you who have not seen the film,
you should probably watch the movie because we're going to spoil the shit out of it.
But, or don't, it's fine.
The premise is that sound attracts these things that kill people, these creatures.
Yeah, Sonic the creature.s that kill people, these creatures. Yeah, Sonic the Creature Hulk, if you will.
But not adorable.
But they did look great, I thought.
They did.
They did.
They did.
So my first thought in this movie is, oh, fuck, I'm going to die from a fart.
There's no way I'm not having a loud, audible fart.
That's no way I'm not having a loud, a tha fart tha fart Yeah, you're gonna have to have like a fart cushion that you like,
that muffles all of your farts.
Because as far as I know, there's no way to stop it.
No, I don't think so.
I think you would know by now if there was.
There should have been a point where Krasinski was like, oh no,
p p-oh no. But this th th th this th's th's th's th's th's th th th th th th they! their their their their their their th th th th th th th th th that that that that that, the, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. That's th. That's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. I's thi. I's tttthau. I's thau. I's thau. I's thau. thau. I's thau. thau. thau. thau. He's too handsome. But this also brings up that thing for me of not wanting to live in a post-apocalyptic
world so much so that I can't even relate to those who do.
Like, I'm like, why are you bothering?
Just scream and get it over with.
For sure.
You know, this is dumb.
My biggest problem with this film and the reason I
I hated this movie the first time I watched it.
Okay.
Because, so it's two parents and three children when we start out.
Yeah.
And then one of the children is taken, which we can get into,
and then we skip ahead a few months to a year,
and mom is pregnant?
Yeah.
And I don't know if you're familiar with Babies or not.
With Babies?
I have a little experience with Babies,
having birthed one myself.
They're mad loud.
So fucking loud.
So many of my notes are like babies never stop screaming.
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Yeah. Newborns cry, let me tell you, every fucking 12 seconds. So for you to sleep that long, you're neglecting that baby. Yeah. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. So it's the stupidest conceit in this film. Yeah. In a film of kind of dumb conceits.
Yeah.
Also, just fucking pull out.
Why would you have another baby right now?
Exactly.
Pull out.
Yeah.
Also, at the drugstore, pick up some rubbers.
How are you getting horny?
Oh, man.
I guess you just settle into regular life.
Oh, man, fucking sound apocalypse, huh? You wanna fuck? Just silent fucking too.
Yeah.
Also, the poor daughter who's like a preteen,
she knows how babies get made.
She's like, how can my parents fuck right now?
I will say that having hated this movie the first time, I feel like there's a new shine on it because I live in a post-bird box world, which is
the No Seeum movie, which is mad stupid, even stupider than the no-hero movie.
Yeah, I agree strongly with that.
Yes.
But it's also just kind of set, like, did the, set up badly, like, do they live in that house
that they... I mean, yeah, we know nothing about them and also
they roll up to a pharmacy on day 89 and there's all these prescription meds out.
Fuck you know. Like there's no way. In a post-apocalyptic world you can choose
your prescription medication. It's gone. Right. Three months in. Yeah. What? I'm taking whatever is available. What is that? Pepsid? Yeah, give me all of it. I would tak last one. Fuck the rest of you. Actually I wouldn't because I'd be dead. Because I would have
farted and I'd been murdered by a fart. So their youngest child is pretty small. Maybe
like five. Yeah. I have a five-year-old. Yeah. Sometimes I ask her just to like not talk just for a minute or to. their try and I'm like to like to like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not like not to like not to like not to like not to like not to like not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not to not to not to not to not to not to not to to like not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to to be to be to be th. I th. I th. I the. I the the the the. I the the the the the. I the the. I the. I be the. I be the. I the. I'd the. I'd the for a minute or two if I'm like driving and I can't figure out where we're going. Sure. Or if I'm trying to write an email and she's just
talking to me. While you're driving you can't figure out where you're going. Exactly.
That's the best place to write your emails. I'll be like, can you please just not
talk for one minute until I figure this out and she'll go, okay, are you ignoring me? There's just no fucking way this kid's been quiet for three months.
It really can't do it.
Like, in this scenario I would literally be dead in minutes
because my kid would be like, a bird!
See, you're death by child and I'm death by flagellants.
This is fine.
Yeah. We went doing what we loved.
We choose our poisons, don't we? So we pick the up with the family post-apocalypse, we see
the way too many missing posters on a wall, which I think are just there to
look weathered. Okay. That's as far like... Yeah, three months we'll do that to paper I guess. And to give you 9-11 vibes, right? Like that's the only only th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, theeeeeat, thi. thea. thea. thea. We's, thea. We're, thi, their, their, th paper, I guess. And to give you 9-11 vibes, right? That's the only thing that Wall does for me.
Like, and I was like, we already did this in 28 days later.
We don't need to do it again.
You don't need to do it again.
Also, why don't you have shoes?
It's only been three months.
I think the shoes are so the quiet. Yes, just don't wear your work boots. We're a clog family.
The wooden kind, not the Mario Batali kind.
Is that relevant in any way?
Does that have anything there?
Is that a bit?
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
But I think like, yeah, even the Mario Batali kind, even the clogs, even the
fucking crocks that I own would be more
s- Although you occasionally do get the foot fart.
I also just realize that clogs are not crocs and crocks are not clogs.
Oh, crocks are in the clog family.
Oh, right.
For sure.
their sure.
Every time I see someone wearing crocks with a gempence on them, I think of you. your gibbet, if you will. I still have not broken down and gotten a gibbet.
I'll get you one.
Apparently when a friend of the podcast, Allison,
who told her husband John that she was thinking about getting Crocs.
He's a friend of the podcast, too.
Also a friend of the podcast.
His response was, you know,
Camel ones, like Alan.
I'm sorry, Alan owns Crocs in this group.
So the kid finds a rocket.
So adorable.
What kid doesn't love a space shuttley rocket boy?
Yeah.
The dad, I call him Jim from the office only.
Jim takes the batteries out and leaves it on the counter.
Why not give it back to him without the batteries, Jim? You don't have to be a dick about it. Don't have to.
Also maybe take the batteries for your own needs. It is after all an apocalypse.
So the kid takes it, takes the batteries, or the girl gives it to him. Yes. The sister gives it to him. Yeah. But he, you see his little fingers grab the b. the battery, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the battery, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, the battery, the battery, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they, takes, they. takes, takes, they. takes, takes, they. takes, takes, takes, takes, they. takes, takes, see his little fingers grab the batteries off the
counter. And then as they're walking back home on the sand trails that
they've made to be extra quiet. Like in what world is this effort worth it? Yeah, I
I don't know. No, sirs. No, just. You know how heavy sand is? Just go fill up on Wendy's
way to die. I mean that's what America's doing anyway, isn't it?
Did you say they have a strawberry frosty?
No.
I saw an ad for it on the one out on West Liberty Avenue.
Oh, wow.
I wonder if that's just a West Lib thing.
I don't know.
I'm going to check on it. Fuck yeah. Not a milkshake, because it contains no milk but a frozen treat. Really?
What is it?
They can't call it a milkshake.
Is it dairy at all?
I don't know.
Oh God.
Like the carrot cake Oreos.
Just oil.
Mmm, I think it's so good though.
Yeah, fuck it, who cares.
It's a future.
It should be eating oil. Yeah, it's the American dream. So as they're walking back on their
sand trail, the little kid boy child man puts the batteries in...
An interesting way to describe a character but yes. I'm not familiar with the human
baby child's. Put the batteries back in the rocket and starts it up and goes,
wee! Which causes Jim from the office to run around and his older sister is deaf.
Right. So she does not hear this happen.
Which I was also kind of angry about at this point
because it's like, oh, so convenient that you all already know ASL,
you know? Yeah, yeah.
Like, come on, movie.
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She the child?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The actor is deaf.
They got a deaf actor to play the character.
I mean, fine, and she's the ending of this movie.
I see why they, but just like, yeah.
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But that's how they kept alive.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
But I appreciate that they got an actual character or an actor who is deaf.
Sure.
And I also appreciate that like when you first meet her, they're like,
she has a cochlear implant.
Look at this.
The camera's like, huh? You seeing this dumb, dumb? This is a movie about sounds, and she is deaf.
Deaf people don't hear sounds in their ears
where the sounds go for peering people.
Do you get it?
I was also reading in the Wikipedia.
And they originally were going to do it without a soundtrack?
Because it's a, you know, it should be.
But then they were like, we're afraid people to get bored. to be bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored, we're afraid people to get bored. It's like, what are we children? I have to tell the moon with the soundtrack, I became rather bored.
It's a, it's a one of those things that's like, oh, this would be a really good segment on
the Twilight Zone. For sure. It's a greatthat proclaims it's sound it's sound like they just invented talky movies but yeah they just fucking kill that
baby I was talk I was surprised to see the baby get killed yeah yeah well we
just see it gets snatched we don't see it get killed maybe they take it
somewhere better or you can talk here so they go back to their house bunk thing so they go back to their house their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to took to took to took to took to to took to took to to took to took to to to took to to to to to tok. they they to their house bunker thing, which is a house and a bunker.
Yeah.
And he has all these whiteboards set up in his work area and the notes on the whiteboard
are like how to survive, question mark, be quiet, exclamation point.
What is the weakness?
It's like, these are things you can keep in your head, you seem like a smart man.
He's apparently supposed to be an engineer. Okay, because because's fucking with things all the time. Yeah.
So he could remember the stuff is what you're saying.
Right, exactly.
Because he has, per whiteboard, there are three notes.
Yeah.
It's like, uh, what's happening?
Survive?
Medication.
Learn to swim or something.
It says confirmed three in area and I thought that how? How do they like do they move in packs?
Have you seen them separately? Do they look different? Does one have red hair? One wears blue pants?
This is one we call bright eyes.
Then we see that mom is pregnant and she has a tiny oxygen mask?
Yeah. Did you steal it from the hospital? Yeah. You take like of anything else? Because like, you know, we got the oxygen the oxygen they they they they they're they're they're they're the they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their te te te te te te te te te te te te the the the their the their their they they they they they they the tiny oxygen mask. Did you steal it from the hospital? Yeah. You take like of anything else?
Because like, you know,
yeah, we got the oxygen tank.
Right, you're gonna give birth.
So maybe get some like towels,
some like supplies that you might need to give birth.
Yes, there are a lot of questions to be answered that are not answered.
Right. And you know how much much how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much how much thu thu thu th because at one point, I was just like, you can't fix anything.
No.
You can't use a hammer in this world.
No.
Why, bother?
Also, just like, the idea that they live in this world where children never drop anything.
Yeah.
Where I don't cut my finger almost off cutting onions again and go
Fock every time I do it. You know what though, if that's how you went out, that'd be all right.
Yeah, I went out doing what I loved. You know though, I guess it is nice to not have your
to have your teenage daughter not be able to talk back to you. She's always just like mm-hmm. I don't know. This also feels like thi. thin-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-I th-a-I th-s-I th-I th-I th-s-I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's that's tho thooooooooo-n. thoooooooooooooo-n. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that shit to me where like they live in this.
It's like cottage core? Yeah, cottage core. They've got these like string lights and she's
beautiful and has a center part and they're eating fish out of like big leaves and it's like
oh we're homesteading you know it's like just some jerkin' it religious mom, mom, Instagram, church, woods food porn.
Do you know what I mean?
My husband and I agree that we'd never watch pornography
because that's like cheating.
She's like, see, I'm even homeschooling, and you're like, fuck you.
I love that when they show her when she's homeschooling the youngest child.
Not to be, I don't say there's anything wrong with homeschooling, just in the homesteading universe.
I'm gonna make fun of you, go ahead.
And like we're supposed to believe that she's like, you know, she's not paying attention to her looks.
So they've got like kind of like teased her hair out a little bit to make it look a little ratty.
Like the most beautiful my hair would have ever looked.
Although at one point she has it in like braids and curls, which I guess it's fine because they have power somehow still.
Sure. So she could curl her hair. Yeah, is there a generator?
They have power and running water.
Because generators are loud as loud.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's an old wooden house. You're going to have
to use a hammer. A saw will be involved in your life. It's fine. It's fine. It's you know, you
just don't think about it. Then some groundhogs fall from the sky, which I found to be very
insulting to the audience. They don't do that. Those were raccoons. No, there were groundhogs and then there were raccoons. No, they were all raccoons. Okay, see,
this is why I got confused because the groundhogs fell from the sky and
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I like to call them trash kitties, but that's just me.
Sure, trash panda, as the internet likes to call them.
Oh, trash panda, that's better.
No, I'm sticking with trash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And this point, I realize I realize she's. birth like Katie Holmes. It's disgusting. Can you illuminate that a little bit for me?
Katie Holmes was married to Tom Cruise Scientology, yes.
And they have silent births.
He made her have a silent birth birth.
What does that mean?
No sound comes out of your body when you're having a baby.
That just means you're putting the hate inside the baby.
Yeah, I think so. It's like herpes you can pass it along. Yeah. Through the birth canal. Hate! Because you're not, you're not, I can only assume one is not
happy about what's happening to their body. No, I am. No. And you know what, Rob shushed me at one
point when I was like four o'clock in the morning. I was trying to labor at home as long as I could because I was having her at a birth center, which is the dumbest thing I've ever done. Although I can't say enough good things about the midwife center if you live in the
greater Pittsburgh area. Just having a baby without meds is fucking stupid. Yeah. It's not something
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And then I unhinged my jaw and swallowed him whole. I just kept thinking this poor woman's going to have a torn asshold.
I just kept thinking, uh, this poor woman's going to have a torn asshole, not have anybody to take care of the situation. Well, it's her fourth baby, so hopefully she like has some experience in birthing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're they're all they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they're they they're all they're all. They they they they they they're they're they're they're they they they they're they they they're they, they they're they, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're all, they're all, they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all all their their they're all all all all they're all all they're all all they're all all they're all all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they have a torn asshole, not have anybody to take care of this situation.
It was her fourth baby, so hopefully she has some experience in birthing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a note that says, ew, monopoly.
Oh, I like monopoly.
Oh, I hate monopoly.
I'm fucking vicious.
But I do like that they replaced all of the, like pewter or whatever little board moving bits around and replace them
with like little knitted things they used. Why did they do that? Because it makes
sound. Oh when you move the boot around a monopoly board. What's that? You can
roll dice for me. They were rolling them on cloth. I hate this world. Yeah it sucks.
It's not good. I would just refuse to participate on, I'm serious, it's not worth it.
I mean, this gets down to there's a difference between surviving and living.
Yeah. This is not living. No, surviving stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't mean that.
In this situation I do. Sure. I would have been a shit cave man. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, we got a hunt again? I like to sleep with two pillows
minimum. I use four different soaps when I shower. Do you now? Yeah yeah I got a
face that I have a beard soap I have hair soap and I have body soap. Wow. Yeah.
You're a fancy lad. I'm a fancy lad. I just rub a stick of dial all
over my head and body and call it a day. Excuse me, Irish Spring. Yes. No, I would be able
to tell if you were using Irish spring because you would still smell like it. Yeah.
I have to use a soap that doesn't remove the oils from my beard and then. I'm sorry. You can't use the oils out, strips the oils on your beard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I'd. Yeah. I'd. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm. I'll. I'm. I'm. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. use shampoo on your beard? No, it takes the oils out, strips you o'ears on your beard.
Well, then don't use it on your hair,
either, yeah?
Well, no, it's fine to take the oils out of your hair,
because you don't want your hair to be greasy their.
Oh, you like to have a greasy beard. Good Lord. I don't know why anyone likes me either. I love you, it's fine. I love the idea of writing your due date on your calendar.
On your calendar! Like one, you have anything else going on.
And two, like, you wouldn't just remember it.
Because you'll just remember it. It's like pretty fucking big.
I wish it had like due date and roller skating party.
Yeah, what? The fuck are you keeping track of? Oh, man. So the, well, well, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their? their? their? their? their there. The fuck are you keeping track of? Oh man.
So the, well, it was the crib that they're going to put the new baby in, we see it and
it's soundproofed.
The baby box with a fucking lid on it.
That's why they need the oxygen mess because they're going to just put the baby in an
oxygen ta chamber.
They're going to put it in a safe, basically. Maybe just don't. I don't know, maybe just don't. So Missy and I were talking about this.
And she was like, well, maybe they don't have access to a way
to, you know, induce an abortion.
And I said, but they know where to get a tiny baby
mask for the oxygen tank.
So that hospital would have a book about it somewhere in someone's office.
Or the library does.
Oh right!
Are we not allowed to read books?
Are they too loud?
Oh, the turning of pages.
E-books only.
But it's okay because you can charge them because you have fucking power.
Although having power and maybe internet in a post-apocalyptic world might tho tho and tho and tho and tho and tho and tho world might make me hang on. Sure. Yeah.
Sure.
How do I get new books of my Kindle?
There's no more Amazon.
Because at one point they're listening to what appears to be streaming music.
They're on an iPod.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are they listening to though?
I don't know.
Neil Young? Oh right. It's like, oh you pick the most white people shit you could be listening to? They were white people.
Don't get me wrong.
Fucking love Neil Young.
Have covered Neil Young in bands I've been in.
Yeah, it is my summer jams.
You're out driving and put on some Neil Young, maybe cry a little couple tears.
Neil Young would not survive in a post-apocalyptic world.
Especially not now. recently. He's an old man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He'd be screaming into the woods getting those things to kill him. So yeah, she's and she and she is a, oh this is where I have the note, I
realize I would definitely die because of farting. She's listening to the fetal heartbeat. Yeah.
I know this because the subtitle heart beat. Were they worried you would think that her heartbeat was super, super, super fast? And wooshy? Whushy? Yeah. Oh, and I did like that they, when Reagan, the older
daughter, which I felt like was too on the nose, naming your child Reagan, it just seems like, I don't know,
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Okay.
I couldn't name my child Reagan because of the president.
Sure.
He did, after all, ruin the trajectory of America forever.
He did. He definitely did.
He definitely did. I fucking hate him. on drugs. Did your therapist comment? No she didn't but I think she wanted to.
So Jim from the office is going to take his son out to go fishing and leave his daughter
behind. Because they're battling. They are, yes, he seems to somewhat blame her for the
death of the youngest child. She certainly seems to blame herself. All of this we get through looks
and gestures. But also like she's the
bigger, stronger child, so why not take her to do the manual labor? Because
there's some real gender roles being enforced in the Jim from the Office
family. And Jim from the office says to his son, there's nothing to be scared of, and
the son just signs, of course there is, which is very funny and very true. He does not take his son's fears into enough
consideration I don't feel. Like when they're out at the waterfall when they're
out fishing and he's like, oh no it's fine we can talk here, it's loud and it's
like I will literally died at any other point in my life. Why didn't you prep him for that? Yeah? Yeah, this? this, this, this, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi. thi. He's thi. He's loud, and it's like, I will literally die at any other point in my life.
Why didn't you prep him for that?
This movie's weird, it's a movie about parenting at the bottom of it.
Sure.
And he's supposed to be this like, oh, I've just given it all for my kids guy, but he doesn't
seem to, maybe he's just so distracted by the day-to-day survival that he can't think about their other needs, but, who boy?
It's definitely a level of like that sort of male toxicity,
then it's just like, you know, I'm the protector and it's like, okay, but we all are actually.
Right, and he was basically forcing his kid to go out there so that he could learn to be the protector.
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You know, yeah.
And it was also like when we see them having dinner and mom,
they're all holding hands to silently pray.
Oh right, it's more Instagram shit.
Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And apparently like some white supremacy is like filtered into it as well.
Sure, well, how could religion and white supremacy go hand in hand?
I for one can't see it. Shout out to all the dry guys that we recently had
a little some issues with the thing on Twitter. You know what? Thanks everyone
for your support. Yes. And thank you I see like Mind Go for sponsoring this
podcast. Inofficially. Inofficially? Inofficially. Yeah. So they go down to the water where they've handcrafted a fish cage.
Yeah. Which is also kind of wild because they've managed to have everything else, seemingly,
so couldn't they have just run on down to the sporting goods store and bought a fish cage?
Yeah, but Jim from the office likes to make his own fish cages.
Okay. But your wife has maternity clothes, so, you know.
Oh, what I was saying, sorry, to go back real quick,
she was, they're all holding hands while they're praying.
Yeah, sorry.
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okay all right so we're just mom she smiles at them dad does not yeah so it's just like yeah
he's a hard character to like uh huh and you want to like Jim from the office yeah yeah yeah that's the only thing that makes me like him. Right, she must have seen something in him. I was to fuck him during an apocalypse.
Yeah, I mean, he is very handsome.
I mean, yeah, who wouldn't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, who wouldn't fuck Jim from the office?
Especially if you're Emily Blunt.
Yeah, who's married to him?
Yeah.
Who's married to him?
Yeah. So. So. traps that are that they've had the homemade fish traps and she's doing
laundry in their laundry tub you know yeah I just I'm not how you run in
that water she's doing it by hand where's the water coming from yeah from
the faucet yeah kid you turn the fossil water comes out all right
joy I hope that in the post-apocalyptic world,
Pittsburgh Water and Sewer Authority is still fucking billing me way too much money for my water.
They would just forget to turn it off. Throwing bills that are already overdue. You're like, I got this today.
On to my dead body. It's a bill and a boil advisory.
Come on. Oh, infrastructure.
So Dad and Son have a very heartwarming time
at the waterfalls where they're hooping and hollering.
Yeah. I liked this.
I'm a sucker for Dad and Son getting along.
And the dad being like, I'm just proud of you.
Oh no!
Ellen, I'm proud of you, too, kidding.
Don't you make me cry right now?
Oh boy.
And the son has a very, like, it's one of those things where kids say the dargest things,
but also the most poignant things.
Yeah.
So are you mad at Reagan?
Do you blame her?
And I'm like, no, of course not.
Well, do you love her?
Yeah.
You should tell her that.
Yeah.
And I was just like, hey, tell people you love that you love them.
It's an important thing to do. You know, that's kind of your fucking responsibility. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
I'm not going into it.
But on the walk home, the kid gets freaked out by a house.
I don't know why, they just show a house and it's like,
well, it's their house, isn't it?
No, it's a different house.
Oh, wait, this is earlier.
Yeah, this is just when they're walking thetheir way home. It's, didn't he find the dead body of the woman?
No, we just sees the house and then we see the man in the dead body.
Oh, okay, I don't know, then.
I was like, who cares?
Am I supposed to know this house?
Am I just not paying attention? during this movie, which I'm a little bit chafed by. Sure, sure. I feel like it's my right to have at least two screens going at all times,
because I'm an American in 2020.
Maybe a third.
Occasionally, I will be watching a movie,
have a baseball game on and be taking notes on my phone, three screens.
Three screens, three screens.
Oh, oh, oh, my but with three screens. What if I was though? You kind of
are. Yeah. I just got to people that's like like two chains, three screens. But
with electronics. Oh, and you know adequate flow skills like you can spit. Oh no, sir,
I cannot. So the as they're walking past the house that scares the little boy, then we see an old man standing
over a woman's body who's been disembound.
Okay.
And then the old man turns his face into a bubblegum fist.
Yeah, he really looked like a bull hole, didn't he?
And then lets out a big scream, so a creature comes and takes him away because I guess his wife,
and now he wants to die too? Did the creatures murder his wife or did she just die?
Yes. Because it seems like they take people away. I don't think she could have just died because
her hot dogs were on the outside. Maybe he killed her. Maybe. I like the idea of her, she's just
walking like, whoops. Whoops. That's a natural cause of death. That's a natural cause of death. What does the zipper do? Oh no!
Don't pick at it, Mary.
I said, don't pay, oh, fuck!
I told that Super Lou wouldn't hold.
So after he screams and they run away to a tree and wait and the creatures
and th let them alone, I guess.
Because they can't see them and they also somehow can't smell them, which if you recall as might be
for the creatures in the descent,
because it's like if you're a creature
living underground and you can't see,
you're real good at smelling.
Right, right.
But not these guys, they're just ears.
They're literally just ears though you're just ears and like steak that's too well done. Yeah, chewy steak.
Chewy steak.
Yeah.
But they're scary, like this is tense at this point.
I'm tense, I've got some tene-going.
Yeah, I've got some, uh, some tenean.
I'm mostly tense because most of this movie is Jim from the office putting his hand over
someone's mouth and I just find that very offensive. No shushing. You can't trush me?
Do not put your hand on my fucking face.
Uh, so then they're heading back.
And we've seen that mom has started to go into labor because she stepped on a nail when she was bringing the laundry upstairs.
Right, and it's like, how will that nail come back to haunt later?
Because they zoom the fuck in on it. Oh man again you're gonna have
to use a hammer at some point. And we've seen the daughter leaving home like
a determined teen running away with no fucking plan right because she got
into an argument with her mom about something something. Her mom like gestures with
her head at something and the girl's like,
mmm, and leaves.
Yeah, I don't know what it was.
But she's just going to where her younger brother died.
Right.
Right.
Well, she clipped the wire.
Right.
And then I thought, wow, that's really bold of you to turn it on. But the batteries in and turn it on when you don't know if you clip you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the their their their their their their their younger their their younger thoooooooooo., to to to to to to to turn on when you don't know if you clip the right wire because you're deaf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But she's also, she's the daughter of an engineer.
Okay.
Who's working on multiple cochlear implants for his daughter?
Is that what that was? Yeah. I was like, what do you deal with those hearing aids?
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of Instagram white string lights.
So what does that mean?
Either that she's in labor or they are monsters?
I think that's the danger sign.
Okay so it could be either thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Where they get all those red string lights? Hmm? From like a hardware store?
Sure, yeah, yeah, red lights.
Where they might have had like fish drops?
I don't know, this was filmed in the Hudson River Valley, so I don't know if you've ever been
to like that area of New York.
Silly with red lights.
Oh yeah?
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Her water has broke it.
She's having contractions and having to bite things
to not scream when the contractions happen.
Yeah.
Birth is hard.
I can't imagine.
Why doesn't she immediately go into that soundproof room she built?
Why doesn't she immediately go into that soundproof room she built?
Um, my only response is it wasn't in the script?
I mean... She goes to the bathtub it waits.
In an echoy room.
Well, she didn't want Tim to get mad about the blood in the house, so she had to go put it in the bathtub, I guess?
No. Uh-huh.
But there's a thing in the house with her. Because it's just like you had nine months to prepare for this.
You knew you had to deliver a baby silently.
What precautions did you take?
And then later you find out that they built a fucking soundproof room.
And she doesn't go into it.
But the soundproof room just seems to know about that now. But she sets off
an egg timer to give herself some time to run upstairs and she's like... This is post baby.
I thought that was pre baby. Oh maybe it is. When she's in the basement. Oh it is. Yeah,
because I thought is she really going to try to time her contraction? They have you can tie your ti. Yeah, yeah. They're really really really really really really really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're really. They're. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really going. They're really. They're really. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're going. They're. They're. They're. They're going. They're going. They're. They're going. They're going. They're. They're. They're going. They're. They're. They're. They're really. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're really. They're really. They're really. They're really. they're really. they're really. they're really. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're really. the. they're really. they're really. the. they up, and then like she has this like adorable pregnancy run up the
steps, which is very funny, and that's when she steps on the nail.
Yeah.
As she's trying to escape the basement.
So she's leaving bloody footprints everywhere.
And then, the amniotic fluid, theynto prints everywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Left foot, the bathtub, and then it fills with blood.
Uh-huh.
And then she screams.
Yeah.
Yeah, and then she guides in the shower.
Yeah, like Jim comes in and sees all the blood in the bathtub, and he's just like sits down like,
oh my, like, it's like, fucking find her!
She didn't just, oh my god.
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And also, it's like these creatures go in and out of their house all the time.
But they must be using the door because we see it run through a grain silo, so it must
be very strong.
Is it really just going in and out the door?
That's wild.
That's all right. Sorry, I just need to pop over and see if there's anyone I need to kill any real quick.
And also like nothing is trashed really.
It hasn't like knocked over your dining room table as it would, no.
How are there any raccoons left?
It's a great question.
Because these things just seemingly kill willy-dilly at any sound.
Yeah.
Racoons don't give a shit. They don't have rational thinking to be like, oh, we should be quiet.
This is a quiet situation.
Maybe this is a year and a half in.
Maybe they've fucking figured it out.
Oh, it's true.
They do have opposable thumbs.
So do they now?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, I'm going to watch. That will be our new t-shirt at tea public.com search for wear-off ambulance.
So yes, she's had a baby.
Yeah.
The baby's silent, and not in a bad way, in a cooing way.
Yeah.
No, baby's fucking scream.
Not this good baby.
Right.
Not this good gym from the office baby.
Although when she screamed and had the presumably shove that baby on
out of her, the middle son had gone and set off some fireworks. Yes. So I guess
it covered the sound of her screams and presumably the baby screams although
really they are not quiet for very long. No but long enough it's a cottage
core baby. Yeah that's true. I also like that Jim was ready to sacrifice one child to have another and it's like keep the one who knows to know the one the one the one th th the one th the one th knows th knows the one the one th. the one the one the one the one the one the one who knows the one the one th. the one the one the one the one the one the one the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the middle. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the the the ue. I also like that Jim was ready to sacrifice one child to have another.
And it's like, keep the one who knows not to yell.
Well, my whole thing is like, having this baby is putting your other two child's in harm's way.
Of course it is you're asking for your other two children to die.
Yeah, and seemingly like, I'm not great with them. Because it's not even like, you can, you know, it's six months, they're gonna be better.
No, a year, no, they're not gonna be fine until like, they're like six and you can, I don't even know, my kids not even six yet.
She will not shut up. I don't, I love her.
But my God, the questions.
In the descriptions of things. So they put the baby in the silence box.
Jim and Emily Blunt go downstairs to have just conversations now.
They're just talking while she's sleeping.
Yeah.
He's happy in that baby box though, I guess.
My child would have been so just pleased to be placed in a baby box.
It's a second womb.
Yeah, I I guess no. Oh my god. So I
love that it takes so long for the mom to be like hey other two kids where
they are at? We still got them? Yep and they're able to talk about this
because they're in the silent room. Because I figured they were like, people
probably bored of us not talking at this point. I was. And she's doing the whole guilt about the third child thing.
She's like, I should have carried him, I should have carried him. Like I get the guilt, but
that kid had legs, you know? He wasn't that big. I mean, he wasn't that small. Right. Yeah. The real thing that they did wronged thi. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thing that they did wrong was letting him walk behind you because everyone knows not to let a little kid walk behind you.
They're going to wander off.
No.
My kid slaps my ass when I do it.
I have to stay with her in front of me at all times.
It's terrible.
Where did she learn that I wonder?
So dad leaves the hide-hole and then somehow a monster gets in there and the monster starts
a water leak.
Is that what happened?
I was like where, like there's just a shot of the water starting to drip through the
floor and it seems like it's coming from something.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah, it's the monster did it.
Really?
There's like some monster business, yeah. Because the monster is in the water water water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with water with the water with the water with the water with water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water the water the water with the water with the water with the water with the water with the water withthe monster's in the water with mom and the baby. Yeah, and it's like I'm a monster. Okay, sure. Meanwhile
Sis and Bro have met back up and she's brought him up to the top of the corn silo,
which I was like, ooh, this just tied this in with next week's movie.
No. Also I learned that I can't properly say the word green.
Why? Because my phone kept, I was doing talk to text so I wouldn't have to use my thumbs
and look away from the movie. Like a real raccoon.
They used talk to text you think? No, they fucking use those thumbs. They're so proud of them. They used chattered the th. T text thum thum their their their their their their their their thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. They're thum. thum. thum. I thum. I thum. thum. thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. I I thum. I thum. I I I thum. I thum. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I chattered at text.
It kept saying green.
And I kept trying, I was like practicing, I was like, grain, grain and it just kept coming
up green.
It really does still sound like green.
Grain.
Grain.
Grain.
Grain. I love that you just like physically can't do it. It's great. I don't even hear it.
What about? Grain?
Grain.
How many syllables is grain?
Grain?
Blanche.
So they've set a fire.
We've seen that dad has been setting fires up in this corn silo and there are other people
setting fires around the valley. Yeah. And I was like, what? Why don't you hang out with
them? What is this? What are we doing here? Why do you have a community?
But it's totally an Instagram community. You just know that they're still out in
the world. That's it. No, this whole thing might be a metaphor for Instagram. It might be. Oh my god, let me work that out in my brain.
No, I got nothing.
You gave your brain so little time.
Grain.
Yeah, so mom gets away from the creature and the baby and the baby and the creature.
She's like getting away from the baby.
She does pick up the baby, the baby does not react.
She dunks that baby under a waterfall of water.
That would make a baby fucking scream.
Not this baby.
Not this good, good ass baby.
Not this gym from the office baby.
Yeah.
Okay, so grain silo me.
Tell me what's happening in the grain silo. So they go to, they're hanging out of the grain silo and sist, and sis, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not this is this is this is like, not this, not this is this is not this, not this, not this, not this, not this, not this, not this, not this, not this, not, not not, not not not this, not, not not this, not, not this, not this, not this, not this, not, not this, not, not this, not this, not, not, not this, not, not, not, not this, not this is this is this is not, not this is not, not this is not this is not this is not this is not this is not this is not this is this is this, not this is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not this, no, no, not this, no, no, not this, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, no, we can't do that. And then he falls through a trap door on top of the green silo. Fucking nightmare.
Being trapped inside of a grain silo is terrifying.
Terrifying.
Because you're just choking to the thing, corn dust.
It's dry drowning.
Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, so he starts dry drowning.
So she jumps down there because the door's falling off and she saves him with the door and then surf on it. She starts dry drowning. Right and then he pulls her up on the
door like fucking Rose couldn't do for Jack and Titanic. Yeah. Then I thought
like were they farming all these cornfields because there's a lot of cornfields
and they have a grain silo. Was this their farm? I don't know because that that they're the grain would have g grain g grain g grain g grain g grain g grain g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g grown to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the to to to to to their to to to He must be harvesting it then. Yeah.
Maybe they're using, maybe they're making ethanol to fuel the generator that we can hear.
Right, because then the kid starts driving a truck, which they also don't hear. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Must be one of them of electric vehicles. Can you just read this note,
the top one that I have written to myself here. Also my phone cannot fucking hear me saying it green. It just thinks I say green.
Like I'm glad I just let that go.
So we've also seen a couple times that the daughter's hearing aid is causing a feedback that hurts her and seems to affect the creatures. The creatures. Yeah, yeah. I got a real quick question. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why, the the, thi. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It, it just. It, it just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just. It just. It just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just, it just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It just. It, it just. It, it just. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the and seems to affect the creatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a real quick question. Yeah. Why she doesn't
just pulled out of her ear when it's hurting her? Yeah. Because it can, it doesn't
need to be in her ear to work, this whole thing. I, what raised my hackles is that, as soon as
everyone figured out it was sound that you just didn't blast them with really loud sound knowing it would the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures the creatures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their their their their their their their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th sound, that you just didn't blast them with really loud sound,
knowing it would debilitate them?
Right.
But is it sound or is it that like that pitch of sound?
Regardless, you would just turn on something really, really loud,
and then just figure out what that sound is, right?
You know the gym from the office and went through a guitar guy phase, and you could definitely just get just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the th, thi th, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi, thi, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th.................... th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thee. thee. that's the. th going on his little, like a very expensive amp that he bought. It's got that
twin reverb he's gonna start going to town on it. I have back-to-back notes
that say Jim from the office won't be taken down that easily, rip Jim. Yeah, because
like the kids hide the pickup truck and then he tries to fight the alien where earlier we saw a newspaper
headline that said they're indestructible. Yeah one of the notes on his
whiteboard is armor? Yeah. So he then like has the tear jerking moment of the
film which definitely made me cry and I... Jesus Christ! I know I am...
I'm so manipulatable. I'm too icy light mangoes and I'm sorry.
I know it's easily manipulated, but doesn't it sound like it should be manipulatable?
Yeah.
I mean, I think just calling me a big old titty baby would also work.
Ah, that's not what I'd like to call you.
Yeah, but I am. You're just soft.
I'm an easy cry.
That's thru th th. That's true. And dad saying I love you, I've always loved you.
And knowing that I read it and originally just said I love you and then the actor, what is her name? Her name is?
Millicent Simmons, who is the deaf actor in the film said, why don't you sign I have always loved you? Oh, and that was like awful. And then he was like, shut up. This is my movie. I wrote. And that. And I, that. And I that. And I that. And that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I read that I read that I read that I read that I read that I read that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I read that I read that I read that I read that I read that I read that I read th. I read th. I read th. I read. that I read. that I read. that I read. that I read. that I read. that I read. I read that I read, I have always loved you. Aw. And that was like, oh, from a little try.
And then he was like, shut up.
This is my movie.
I wrote it.
Fuck you.
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
Cool.
And like the I have always loved you, like, it's fucking got me.
Yeah. Yeah, got me right in my sweet, sweet. I'm a real soy boy, really he needs a cry. Soy boy?
It's better than being a dry guy.
100%.
So he is able to save them by sacrificing himself.
Right, he screams and they attack him.
Yeah, and then they run back to the house and Reagan realizes she can amplify her hearing aid
with the microphone system
that her dad has set up. He also has like a full-on security system like there
are cameras and monitors anywhere. I just think you could find a fish trap cage.
What is that? I think trap? Yeah, fish trap. Pascip.
So she is able to use the hearing aid to give the feedback,
which then gives mom the leeway to explode its head with a shotgun.
Not before the camera zooms in on the words on the whiteboard.
What is the weakness?
Yeah.
I would have figured that bit out. That's what it was. It was its weakness.
And then the movie ends with her and mom looking at each other and seeing on the cameras on
all the video screens that a million of them are running towards the house and they're like, let's do this.
Yeah, it's quite the fucking bummer that that was all they had to do all along, you know. Why didn't you didn't you just you just you just you just you just you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just th you just just just just th you just just just th you just th you just just just th th th th th th th th th th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi thi. that's that's that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that all along. You know? Why didn't you just shoot him in the face?
And mom racks a shell into the shotgun, I was like, let's go.
The end.
Somebody cover that baby's ears.
No, it's fine.
Yeah.
Well, I guess, yeah.
Anyway, this movie sucks. I can see why people liked it, but it is deeply not for me.
I thought it incredibly boring.
I didn't find him very convincing as a loving dad at the end, so it didn't really do anything
for me.
It just wasn't for me.
Okay.
You're going to give me a number there?
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I will say upon second watch and knowing the things that were going to annoy me, it went down a little easier.
Okay. And like I said, living in a post-bird box world, it went down a little easier to. See how much worse it could be. Yeah. Remember how she just called those children boy tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. th. the th. th. the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. ththink about that every time I give my kid a new millionth nickname.
Yeah.
And the fact that they did that, the Sandy Bullock, like she would give a thousand nicknames
to a child.
Thoubysk.
A child.
the child's a prat fall.
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it falls into that bird box thing. It's like, it's so unrealistic. Like, either everyone's
full wiped the fuck out because we're too dumb to save ourselves. Yeah. Or this just
couldn't happen. But it's just like, the newspaper is, there's print editions of the newspaper that say, it's sound, it's sound that's doing it.
Those fucking printing presses make a lot of noise.
How are they getting the newspapers out and then distributing them?
How did they get those newspapers?
Oh, they had silent presses?
Who delivered it to them?
The shh-shh-boys?
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Yeah.
And then, oh, what if we made a whole movie that was basically silent?
It's too much.
It's too much.
But I could see how you would think it was an interesting idea.
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because my dumb ass cat pushed a bowl off of the table.
Right.
And I thought someone was breaking into my house.
Right.
So like, yeah, this would just be the world that I live in.
Like, I'm clumsy as shit.
Yeah.
Also, why aren't the creatures if they stayed alive. Exactly. Yeah. I'm not doing that. Yeah. No.
Also why aren't the creatures just over there punching it all the time?
You know? Like how do they discern? Anyway. Katie. We now have a Google voice number. Okay. I don't have the number. Can you send it to me? Would you like to know the number? Yeah, I would. Well, why don't I tell you what that number? that. th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the water. the water. the water is the water is the water is the water. the water. the water.. their. to. to. to. their. their. to. to. to. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the. the, the. the. the, the. the. they. the. the. the. the. tod, the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to, it was just our area got annexed into 7 when they had to roll off the 244.
I know they didn't do it on there.
You know, you know these cool people seem to have 724, let's move on up.
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412, 402, 7025.
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Oh, I wonder if that spells out anything.
I try to get it to spell some of the zeros really throw you off?
Oh, right.
There's nothing on a zero.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
So right now, I'm going to put in a message from our friend, Perry.
Hey, Katie. Hey, Alan.
This is Perry from the Silence of the Lambs episode on your main podcast.
I was just calling to say it. I'm extremely excited about you guys doing Surviving the Game, and I didn't even have to vote on it.
It's one of my favorite action movies. It's fucking insane.
I can't wait to hear the review.
Thank you.
You don't have to identify yourself as from the Silence of the Lambs episode.
I think he was doing it for the listeners, not for us.
That's fine. Perry, I love you. I would take a bullet for you.
Perry. I'll takeell you what, I'll take a fucking bullet for you too, buddy. Yeah, fuck
it. Let's all take bullets for Perry. What is Perry doing to cause all of us to need to be
shot? We need to protect Perry at all costs. We do though, he's a fucking treasure. He's a true true treasure of a person. Dungeon dies? Dungeon dies. If you google dungeon dies if you google. If I I I I I I I I I tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, to th, th, th, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tie, tie, to to tie, th-I, th-I, th-I, th-I, th-I, th-I, th-I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, toge, toge, thuuu-s, thu-s, thu-I-s, thu-I's thi, thi, Dungeon Dyes and look for tie-di, it is Perry's tie-di work.
And you can also find him on Instagram as Smoke and Joe Perry if you want to buy any of
his art, which is all over my house.
And it's beautiful.
Yeah, beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Great friend.
Perry, thank you for being the inaugural voicemail. Katie. Are you sad? I'm not sad. You sounded sad. No. Let's bucking up. We got something exciting next week.
Katie? Better? What are we doing next week? So long-term listeners of the show will remember that once I saw a movie about scarecrows that I kind of liked and I think it might have been from the 80s. Okay. So we've been searching for that.
And then at one point I convinced myself it wasn't from the 80s and we started doing
Scarecrow movies from the 2000s.
It didn't seem to be that either.
No, no, no, no, no.
So a lot of listeners...
I don't know.
I don't know. that it might be the film Dark Night of the Scarecrow from 1988. So next week we're going to do that.
Yeah.
1981.
You say 88, 88, 81.
I thought it was 88.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow?
No, it's 81.
I thought it just looks super shitty.
Unless we watch two different movies.
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It was we watched the movies,
which I appreciate about you because you have way too much faith. a fucking idiot. You're one of the most diligent people I know. Also, weirdly, the night, the morning
after I watched it, I was talking to my friend Christina and she brought it up in random conversation,
had no idea that I just watched it. It was the first horror movie she'd ever seen. This
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Is she in prison?
I'll add to her commissary account and you guys don't get cigarettes.
So next we were to do Dark Night the Scarecrow.
It's on Tubie, it's on Pluto TV.
I watched it on Peacock of all places?
Or did I watch this on Peacock?
No, you watch that on Peacock.
This was on Paramount.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think I rented it because I do not have Paramount.
Oh, I would have given you my password.
I've been a th recently too. You have Hulu? Yeah.
If you get the Hulu add-on package, I think it adds Disney Plus. Okay. I didn't really need it.
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And Little Mermaid, too, return to the sea, which is truly the worst movie I've ever seen
in my entire fucking life.
I can't even believe it's a movie.
I love how this movie shook you up to your core.
Lucy wants to watch it all the time.
I'm like, no.
I don't
want to talk about it. I like that you said that, I was, hey, can you explain the movie to
your door? Nope. So go back next week for some Charles Durning delightfulness. And find us on the internet. I will say that there is a new
t-shirt on the way. Oh shit is there? Yes. I've been talking to Justin behind your
back. That's rude but you normally copy me on those emails but fine. So something's
in the works so get ready for that new t-shirt design. I'm so ready. And God bless us everyone. Yeah. That's how we end this right. I think so. I think we sing the all-bang sign song.
Thanks for listening to another episode of WhereWFambulance. Bye-bye.
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