Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 390- The House on Sorority Row (1982)
Episode Date: August 8, 2022Hey EMTs, it's about time we did a theme month! This August, it's back-to-school time with a series of four horror movies set at colleges. We're kicking it off this week with the 1982 slasher "The Hou...se on Sorority Row." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of NSFW slang terms, being the dumb one in your group of friends, chicken bone disposal, underwear technology, impractical fashion, the worst blind date and MR. COOL SHOES. If you liked this movie, you'll love the original "Black Christmas" in Episode 113 and to a lesser degree, the remake of "Black Christmas" in Episode 312. Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.  Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Nanna-na-na-na-ah!
Alan.
Katie.
Can I get a breaking news update?
Nah, na-na-na-ah!
Alan.
Katie. Can I get a breaking news update?
Bid-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d-d-doo-whop. See, I feel like my news can't live up to that.
One, and two, you already knew this news,
but it's back to school month.
A thing we decided after watching this movie and the next movie.
I love that we both had a realization that they were school movies post watching them.
We're like, oh shit.
Hey, we should do something with that.
So we're going to do college movies, mom. We're doing college movies.
Yeah, it's exciting.
You guys like college?
Welcome back.
The Mace version, or the TV version?
Yes.
OK.
One for me, one for you.
Fair enough.
Oh, Katie.
What are we doing this week?
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It's got Mark Rossman's hands all over it.
Who's that?
I don't know, he directed, wrote, produced, edited, edited,
what if I put Black Christmas, but like in a summertime.
What do you think about that, huh?
Crismas in July? Is that what you're saying to me? Yes, because
that's really what it is. Yeah. Yeah. You know who did the music for this movie? Believe
this was a band brother? It's a band brother. God I love Charles Band. Where do you
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Do you know what they're called?
They do not look them up.
Hold up.
Are they a band?
They're called four out of five doctors
that I've been listening to them on Spotify.
My favorite song is Mr. Cool Shoes.
Decidedly not British, but like on British comps.
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British and the guy started talking and I was like you're not you're not British.
Four out of five doctors. That is a fucking terrible name for a band. That's
not what I would have said.
Oh man they were giving me like, can my brother's band be in the movie?
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I just like so desperately want to go to a party where that band is playing.
I would have so much fun.
I would have so much fun.
You and the other 38 year olds that are in college.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely going to wear like a short-sleeved sweater with a belt and khakis, you know, like our protagonist
does.
But anyway, how's on Zorardi Ro?
Yeah.
This movie opens on the soft of focuses.
Yeah, I couldn't really tell what was happening.
It's June 1961 when nobody had glasses, so you couldn't really see anything.
They call it the glaucoma years. Yes, there's a very
pregnant woman who has clearly gone into labor and so they're sanitizing a
scalpel by holding it in a flame. Oh yeah by candlelight. Sirs, it's 1961 we knew
about germs. No, doctor, whatever his name is, knew exactly what he was doing. Why?
Why? Here I just wrote, this font is very TV movie.
Oh yeah, 100%.
Opening credits feel like you're watching a lifetime movie from like the 80s.
100%.
By VAE productions, which just tells you it's going to be great.
Are you not familiar with thei productions?
They.
Cut to present day.
Oh, she gives birth to the baby and then a doctor's like, oh, I actually, I guess the baby
didn't survive or something?
He just says I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not on the guitar.
No, from her face.
Oh, he says the baby didn't make it. Did he say that? Yeah. Yeah. No. Well that's
not just alive. Yeah. Oh come on. Especially for what we find out later. Yeah. Because she knows.
She's been visiting. Oh my god. Okay. But it's also like hmm I wonder who the killer will be. Right. But there was a twist that I was expecting that did not happen. So we'll talk about that. Okay. So then we cut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We that. We that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. the. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. the. the. Right, but there was a twist that I was expecting that did not happen. Okay. So we'll talk about that. Okay. So then we cut, yeah, we cut to present day. I don't
think it ever says present day, but you're just to know. Yeah. And then there's a real
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Yeah, I would expect it to see like the opening credits still happening when we saw our first boobs.
Yeah.
You don't see him for a long time.
Now it's like three quarters of the way through the movie.
Yeah.
As the kids say.
Is that what they say?
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I just kept calling her your girl Twilight.
Because she looks just like your girl Twilight, don't you think?
Case 2? Yeah. Fun fact about Catherine McNeil, we have seen and simulated
Connellingus on her. When? When have I seen that?
Monkey Shines.
She is the assistant.
Oh.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Pulls herself up in a position.
Oh, yeah.
You know, I wasn't expecting to go into this movie hearing simulated
connoingus, but here we are.
We're lucky we didn't call it like Simi Connie or something. From now on you shall.
Some dumb thing that I made up, like double penny.
It wasn't double penny, sir.
Oh, it has been in the past.
Okay.
So we see these sorority girls, we meet them all very quickly.
Yeah. And then we meet them all very quickly.
And then we meet Mrs. Slater, I guess we met her in the opening scene, but we see her now as an older woman.
She's talking to the doctor in the clinic, and she looks like she's reading every single line off his jacket.
Why? It's so fucking funny. She's staring right at his lapel and you can almost see her eyes like going back and forth like a tiny cute card. Like he's just got one over his shoulder.
Yeah. She was giving me Kirkland's signature Piper Lorry vibes. Okay, okay. Yeah. But somewhat toned down like a like a very Kirkland signature Adavann, Piper Lorry.
Would you say?
Yeah.
Because they were like aging her up to be this character.
I thought she looked very sassy.
Yeah, I loved her cane with like the bird on it that is just a weapon of death.
Yeah, it looks cool but like, what if she fell?
She's an old lady with a cane? Yeah, it looks cool, but like, what if she fell? She's an old lady with a cane.
Yeah, it's super dangerous.
She's an old lady with a bird stuck out of her head.
Yeah.
So the doctor keeps saying stuff like, you'd be much safer here for the week, or for the summer,
right?
Why is he saying that to her though?
Okay.
I believe this is a red herring.
I mean, I get that, but they really do have this conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's a note I have that says very floral music.
Oh, see, Richard Band.
Great guy.
G bands. We then cut to, what is the sassy friend?
The spicy friend?
Oh, you're talking about Vicky?
You're my girl Vicky.
Who is now a real housewife of Beverly Hills?
No, she's not.
What's her name?
Her name is I ask that like I've seen the show.
I ask that like I've seen the show.
Ilene Davidson. She is also, she's in some other movie, but she's also, like all these women were in soap operas.
Really? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, she's a real, I think she's married to a van Patton.
Wow. Well, good for her. Yeah, look at her. Great tits. Great tits. Anyway, she's got this
jabrony of a boyfriend with a gun in his waistband. Rick. Yeah, he's how old. Oh, I'm thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi's thi's thi. Yeah, thi's thi. Yeah, thi's thi. Yeah, thi's thi. Yeah,? Oh, I'm gonna guess 43. Yeah, he looks rough.
Oh, where's my gun? Rick. He sucks. He sucks. Everyone in this movie kind of sucks. So Vicki
convinces Katie, which is you and the character. Thank you for clarifying, in case I thought you were referring to my cousin Vicky and me,
because she does often convince me to do dumb things.
To stay past college dismissal time.
Yeah, move out day.
Yeah, that's the one.
Even though her mom's there helping her pack up.
Where does her mom live? Was she just like, all right, I'll wait for you to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be done? I guess I'll go back to Delaware, whatever.
See me here, Katie.
So, because she's like, we're gonna have a big party.
You should stay, it's party time.
Was she not planning to stay for her graduation party?
It's, okay, whatever, it's it's the, she had to be convinced.
She seemed like a real stick in the mud. Yeah, it's the khakis. Yeah. Yeah. And also her behavior.
And Vicky is a fucking party animal. Vicky is cool. I also like Vicky's right hand, Tody, Liz.
The one who makes jokes about doing coke? Yeah, mother you were wrong. It's up my nose! I love her.
I love her. Man, sororities though. Not dog. Yeah, luckily we're not joiners. Oh no. So I never have to ask to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f is is a the f is a the f is a the f is a the f. And V. And V. And V. And Vi. And Vi. And Vicky is a fucking is a fucking is a fucking is a fucking is a fucking is a fucking is fucking is fucking th. Vick. Vick. Vicki is fucking is fucking is fucking th. Vick. Vicky is a fucking th. Vicky is a fucking the the the the the the though. Not dog.
No.
Luckily, we're not joiners.
Oh, no.
So I never have to ask you, were you in a sorority?
No, no.
Were you Greek?
No.
No, Italian.
So we're meeting all of them sort of intern.
We learned that Diane is going to be a law student
and Morgan is barely literate and the other ones
are something. When they're like Morgan we need you to do a toast this is
gonna take some thinking and Morgan just starts powering down. I was like oh Morgan.
I don't know if the actors is dumb or just playing it really well but she's
very fucking funny. Jeanie. She's the one who has a lot of pigtails.
The one who looks straight out of the 1960s and also has a 1960s name.
It's 1982.
Yes, the one who later her head is in a toilet.
Yeah, I love that.
Pittsburgh zone.
Really? What neighborhood?
I don't know?
We'll find out.
Maybe Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Oh, okay.
All right.
Robin Malloy, huh?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, she's the drummer of Bob Ross Thorn.
What?
What?
What?
I don't know.
That's what I just read on here.
He was one of the East end.
She started playing at piano bars during the summers on Nantucket.
Like fucking wings out here.
Ladies and gentlemen, we've had the whitest sentence we're going to have all day.
What's playing piano on Nantucket or like fucking wings out here?
Yes.
Yes. So in this scene we also see
that they're having this like hard partying moment. Yeah. Mrs. Slater walks in
yells at them to leave they were already supposed to be gone and they're
like, fuck you! Which is very funny and also very rude. Because it's
get out of my house. And they're like but the bylaws say about moving out before June 19th. I don't know but I know but th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th they th they they they they're th they're they're they're th th th they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their th. th. th. the the the. the. the. their their the. their their their their their their their their their the bylaws, which like, what do the bylaws say about
moving out before June 19th? I don't know, but I know that in sorority and fraternity is
based solely on movies from the 80s, our bylaws are a big deal. Big fucking deal. Okay,
all right. You got to watch out for those bylaws. Then we see Mrs. Leder tearing up all of her her with all of the other classes of women, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the other, the other, the the the the the th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, the the the the to, like classes of women and burning them. Why is she doing that though? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like you think that might mean something but it doesn't. So this is
again the red herring of she's having a psychotic break. Okay but I think she
actually is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But it comes to no consequence whatsoever. No.
She really nothing changes for her does it? No. No. When she's going to visit the doctor and there's that child playing outside
and she just stops and is like, hmm, why is she like that though? I mean, knowing
the rest of the movie, why is she like that? She's menacing a child? It's like they set up the movie to be one thing and half way through it, thrown. What have have th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- no tho- no that that that that that that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thathea, thathea, thathea, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, no, thi, thi, no, no, no, no, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, they, they, they, that, that, that, that, they set up the movie to be one thing and halfway through we're like, what have we changed it now? Wouldn't it be cool if? But we've already shot all these scenes, see?
I really liked the win Vicki and Rick go into the top of a barn to shoot a gun, which I was like, where are you?
Where? Where? Where? You're far enough away for no one to hear this. Right. And she's a good shot. She's a great shot. And as she's shooting it cuts to
the champagne popping of the girl party at the at the sorority house. I like that
too. I think there are a lot of sort of thoughtful transitions in this, which is wild for this movie. Oh you know what there are tits in a the. the. the the. the the. ther-I. ther-I. ther-I. the the the the the tip. tip. tip. tip. ttattattattattattattattattattattattattattattatttip. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthe. tthe. tthe. tttttt a scene coming up because I wrote here that when I gave
Rob the choice of watching either of the two movies that we were recording this week, he picked
this one because he figured there'd be tits in it and here they are.
Shit, should I tell them about Google?
Don't. Don't. You just type TIT into Google and go from there. Really? He's a one tit man tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip. tip. tip. there. Really? Just get one tip.
He's a one-tit man.
One tit makes you smaller.
What?
What?
I'm very giddy because we were back in the same room.
We are. It's very nice to be.
Back in the land of the living here. So we're cutting between two scenes here,
which is Mrs. Slater up in the attic
in a rocking chair, which is so incredibly black Christmas,
I can't stand it.
And looking at this like terror clown music box, which is great.
And Vicky and Rick, with their tits out. When they pull up and Vick's like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. they. they. th. they. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. tits out. When they pull up and he's like, not here, you know, we always do it here.
It's like in your, this your convertible?
Just fucking raw-dogging out in the parking lot in front of your house.
Not raw-dogging, though, because they pull out a condom at one point.
Oh yeah, yeah.
But also, were they just dry-humping because it sounded wild? Like do some people just really like to dry hump?
Sure. I've had friends who are real end of the dryhump. Really weird. Are they 13? Yeah. I'm with a lot of 13 year olds.
Yeah. And they love to dry hum. This is weird. We're doing a weird thing right now.
Like in 48 I would be, I said that like I'm still talking to my friends about like their predilection What do you guys into huh? What do you?
What's all the same thing? Not so bad, huh?
Speaking of which, yeah.
Of just a thing that I haven't done in a really long time, I was uh, I was installing some
little fencing out in front of the house, right?
A little white picket fence.
And I fell down and skinned my knee and I was like, I wasn't that somebody skinned my knee.
I'm like a fucking toddlar over here.
Yeah, look at you. Did you get a band-aid?
No.
I did try to get Missy to kiss it though.
So I have the note, we have boobs. Yep, boobs have landed. So congratulations, Rob.
You chose correctly.
I mean, I'm happy for him.
Yeah, sure.
Let him see some tits.
But also, they fucking on a waterbed.
Gross.
Gross.
Gross.
Why did anybody ever want a waterbed?
I don't, ah.
Is it like, you pump once and then you could just
ride the waves for a while and don't have to exert at all? Like riding a bike so
you like pedal real hard for a second and then just like coast.
But also what if you don't want to do that? I feel like it would be hard to get your
rhythm because it's like there's waves under you. Yeah you're at the mercy of the waves like the ocean. Hey th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you're th. th. th. th. th. Yeah th. Yeah you're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the the the, the, the, the, thi thi the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm like, the like, the like, thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the mercy of the waves, like the ocean. Hey, I'm Rick, I'm really the dry-humping and coasting through sex.
Rick sounds like a nightmare.
My turnoffs include being 35.
Um, not getting my gun back.
Never getting that gun back.
So Mrs. Slater comes in and catches them, and she is fucking appalled at this.
Does not like those sounds when she hears him while she's sitting in the black Christmas
rocking chair listening.
I cannot believe that no sorority girl has ever fucked in this house.
They're fucking nonstop in the house.
Fucking nonstop.
So she comes out with her menace cane and slashes the water damage.
Yeah, and slashes the waterbed. It's gonna fuck up the floor for sure. I mean you're so concerned about the house you're causing an immense amount of water damage. Like gonna
have to call your for your property insurance. Right, right. Also you're
basically a renter if you're in our sorority house who's bringing a
waterbed into that situation? So it's so heavy. How much does a waterbed way? Well you can fill it up there. But still like... yeah once it, once it's on the floor, I mean, it's got to be a thousand pound.
Who knows?
I have no idea.
I feel like my floors couldn't even hold a waterbed.
No, uh, not, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Oh, the next scene. filthy. We're told that Mrs. Slater won't have anyone clean it if they don't use it, but they can't use it because it's never cleaned.
It's never cleaned. So fucking Vicki, who I love.
Takes a bite of a wing, chucks it into the pool.
She does not just take a bite of a wing.
She cleans that wing and tosses the bone right in the pool and was stabbing wings with it? Like a bucket of KSE with a fork and then eating it off the fork?
I did like that.
And like, why should she not fucking her own bed?
Sure.
She's an adult.
Yeah, yeah.
But college has all these rules against it, right?
I didn't have never got in trouble for fucking. I didn't have no trouble fucking. I didn't go to college. Oh I ain't never getting in trouble fucking.
No, I've never gotten no trouble for fucking. Not that kind of trouble anyway.
She does what she catches up. She says filth trash like you does not belong in this house.
How good is filth trash? That's really fucking good. It's right up there with shit ass.
Shit ass. Yeah. Yeah. And if you
combine the two to a filth-trash shit-ass? My God the person would explode.
Sounds like slam poetry. Filth-trash, shit-ass. You have such a tenor for it. You should really get into it. It's not too late.
Find me a slam poetry night that's still going on. You think I can't
find one because I fucking will. Anyway, they are going to play a prank on Mrs. Slater. A
prank. A prank. And the pranks that they've named are all apparently things they've done to her
before, which is insane that she didn't murder them on those occasions since she's fucking murderous, apparently.
This is one of my favorite things that happens in any movie or Scooby-Doo cartoon or whatever,
when someone's like, hey, I've got a plan, Cicerouser, Cessorice.
It is incredibly Scooby-Doo.
Hey, what is short sheeting mean?
That seems like something you would know. It's when you tuck the sheet in so that it can't be pulled up.
So when someone gets in the bed, their sheets are short.
So they can't just, yeah, so they have to go and untuck it to get out of the bed.
The dumbest prank I've ever heard.
I think that's what's short sheeting.
Now I have to double check you cut someone's sheets in half so they just cannot sleep.
Fold and arrange the sheet on a bed in such a way that anyone getting into the bed will be unable to stretch their legs out beyond the middle of the bed as a practical joke.
Shit joke. I like gluing someone to a toilet seat a lot better, which is what Lizzie suggests.
Oh my god.
That's fucking funny.
And horrific.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Or the thing where you put a saran wrap over the toilet bowl, so when someone goes
to pee, it just splashes back all over them.
That's a sad one.
Or if they go to poopet seat that had saran wrap on it, I'd know.
I feel my cheeks would know.
Oh, not if I've been drinking.
My cheeks would know, they would tell me.
They would tell me.
Yeah.
They're censories.
So the prank that they're going to do is what? Well, okay, so they say they're going to play a prank.
We cut to the scene of her talking to the doctor about the intense clinical supervision,
and then in the next scene they're all playing with a gun.
And you're like, what?
Why are you playing with that gun?
Vicki's like, you all have their fingerprints, you're a master criminal. She is a master criminal.
One of them goes, like Vicki pretends to shoot it and it clicks but doesn't fire.
And then she hands it to the stupid one.
What's Morgan?
Morgan?
And Morgan goes, is it louder?
I was like, you fucking remember how it just didn't fire?
But then Vicky yells bang, the prank. Morgan, Vicki's like slap in her knee and go fall. I mean funny for them, funny
for her. So the prank is that they've put Mrs. Slater's cane on like a float in
the pool so she can't get and they're like you have to get in the pool to get it, get in
there then, get in there, which is pretty shitty. Yeah to take a disabled person's yeah, yeah, that's pretty shitty. Mrs. Slaterater is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like is like I I I is like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I's like I'm like I's like I's like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I to get like I I to get to get it. to get it. to get it. to get it. I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. a disabled person's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty shitty. Pretty shitty.
Mrs. Slater's like, I'm not getting in the pool.
So Vicki pulls out the gun.
Holds a gun on an old lady.
The best is while they're walking down there,
the cocaine hench person has the gun
and hands it off to Vicki, her and goes, she's all right,
which made me laugh really hard.
She's a monster.
But question?
Yes.
How did she make it look like she shot Liz?
They hooked up some sort of fake blood in her sock.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.that has never gone into any explanation.
Which means between the time that they had this conversation where they're all touching
the gun, and this, Vicky loaded that gun.
Because she does shoot.
Well, they load it with blanks.
Where the fuck do they get blanks?
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real. Oh like poor Brandon Lee. Is that what happened to Brandon Lee? No, it was just
shrapnel from a blank went into his head. Because you're even with blanks you're not
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All right, great.
After college month.
Okay.
Mrs. Slater hits Vicky.
Yeah.
To which I wrote, don't hit a person with a gun unless you're planning to get shot.
Yeah, she is just like fucking ball.
Like I don't give a shit, what you're gonna do shoot me? Yeah, and then, uh, this later, uh, promptly dies. Dies in that fucking pool.
And they drag her out, two of them jump in.
I think it's Diane and Katie jump in.
Yeah, poor Diane.
I feel worse for Diane in this movie.
Sure.
I feel bad for Katie too, because I can't imagine having a really wet, French braid
feels good.
Yeah, it's not great. No. No. So they get her out and they try to do CPR
and she's like call the cops and they're like, actually we're not going to do that.
Yeah, so basically Katie is saying that they need to call an ambulance and Vicki is
saying she's already dead and we're all fucked if we get in trouble and everyone
sides with Vicky. Because she's very charismatic and spicy, and pushy, but mostly spicy, I would say.
Why spicy? Can you give me a little bit more of a definition there?
She's just this ass-mouth.
Okay, okay.
And also willing to shoot an older woman, so that's spicy.
That's spicy.
I would also say, keep spicy in mind for later on in this episode.
Okay. Just planting that seed.
So that night is their graduation party. So what are they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. the. thozy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. thea. to. to to to thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. Plant the seed. So that night is their graduation party. So what are
they gonna do with the body? Well they've got to do something because the band
has shown up. Oh my god I wrote the band. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love them. Who do they send
to delay the band? I'm not sure. Morgan. Morgan. Morgan. It was like Morgan just gonna run over there and make out with everybody? Is that what's gonna happen?
Yeah, they should have sent someone with some some sense in their god damn head.
But it's fine because the band doesn't find out. No. They're too busy putting on scarves.
Yeah. Necker cheves. So they decideels will wrap her in towels and that are
weigh her down. Sorry? Sorry. You know when they get sokey wet they'll sink. Vicki
did not graduate with a degree in physics. No. No. What do you think Vicky's degree is in?
Oh, um, let's see. She doesn't strike me as like a English major. No, Vicky doesn't read.
Business? Business? Yeah. She says we'll put her in the pool, we can get her out
tomorrow morning. Okay. Uh-huh. Yep. And they put her in the pool and she
sinks and they turn around and she rises right up out of the pool.
Immediately. Cut to? up out of the pool. Immediately, immediately.
Cut to four out of five doctors.
Four out of five doctors.
They are so good.
I love them so much.
Were you watching this with subtitles?
Uh, I don't think so.
Party rock music was the subtitle.
Party rock.
That's what I'm saying.
Party rock music sounds like something I want to be there. Party rock music sounds like something I want to be part of. Don't you think? I fully support you in doing this. I feel like it'd be any other party I ever went to
I would find a place that was away from everybody to stand with two people and make fun of everybody
because I feel insecure. Like the time you booed my band when I was 22, 23 maybe. But we agreed never speak. I have never agreed to that. It was supposed to be a joke.
Lull.
Look where we ended up, though.
That's true. Look at all these lulls we're making now.
Speaking of lulls, this had one of my favorite scenes in the movie, which is the band is playing,
the parties in full swing, and there's some girls talking. And one tho th th th of th of th of th of th of th of tham tham tham tham them tham them tho thi the thi thi the thi thi the thi their thi their their their their their thi. their their thi. thi. thiols. thiols. thi. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I was like, look at that guy over there. He's so cute.
And then the camera shows this guy who I snorted.
Like I don't mean to, I don't love making fun of people's appearances.
But I fucking snorted when that kid winked.
He generously could be described as a chubby nerd.
I mean. And I was like, I'm stoked that these ladies are into this dude. They are into him. He has one eyebrow. It's just. It goes all the way across though.
I mean it's sure it's cover, it's full coverage. Yeah.
What more could you ask for? No, I don't know. But then we see the pool because there's some guys
who have, are fucking around down there?
Is this when they're trying to throw somebody into the pool?
Yeah, they just shove Diane in for the reason.
And they're like, jokes on you.
Not even a funny joke.
Like, that is not gonna get you fucked at a party, you know?
And then we go to, oh, we see the first death,
which is the guy just walking around, talking to somebody who we don't see, and he's like, yeah, I really like squirrels.
I'm like talking about squirrels. He's really excited. And then he gets
caned in the neck. Yeah, we hardly knew him. Rip.
Cut to Katie's room, where she's hanging out by herself staring out of her balcony window.
Right, because she is super sad about having murdered their housemother. As one would be. She was kind of a bitch.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's terrible.
You can't just murder somebody.
As people who stew on things, can you imagine how either of us would deal with being party
to a murder?
I'm not a great secret keeper.
Like I'll keep other people's secrets, but when I have something like for myself, like, I will have, like, like, like opens. So I would immediately brought myself out.
The listeners on this podcast would never think that about you.
Hmm.
I tell you guys too much.
So while Katie is staring at the window, this nerd comes into her room.
Peter.
Like, hey, I'm Peter, I'm your blind date. He keeps calling her Catherine, which is very obnoxious to me as a Catherine,
Catherine slash Katie.
Yeah, yeah.
People calling me Catherine after I've said, yes, I'm Katie, I'm today.
Yes, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
today, I'm fucking.
I'm rude.
I do you, really? coming over, like Catherine's coming over at 7. That is strange. That is strange to me. It just it's like a little joke for me. I like that. I like that I wasn't in on it until now.
Yeah, I mean I don't want to call you Catherine. Not a Catherine to me but it's bloody to call you
Catherine in my own head. So they realize that people are fucking with the pool and they're like we have to keep the pool lights off. the the the the the their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the pool. So they they they they're like. So they're like. So they're like. So they're they're they're they're they're their. So their. So they're they're they're they're they're they're their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I I I th. I th. I I I th. I. I th. I. I th. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm like. th. th. th. th. I'm. thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. So they said one they pour, poor Stevie, why doesn't anyone go
down to the basement with her? I'm glad that you know her name? Oh that's right, because they say
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It's fine. Why, there's a lot of questions I have about this house. Yeah. Why does it
have an industrial boiler in it? It's a pretty big house. No, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. It also has, the institutional bathroom in it? Yes Yes, it does. It has stalls. It's wild. Yeah. So we see Stevie get stabbed sort of in shadow.
It's like a shadow of someone stabbing a woman. Which I like a lot and it's got the sort of hair silhouette
of one Miss Slater. Yes, it looks like that sort of like a bob that she's got. We see some dudes running around in their underwear.
Those underwear are gross. Are you so glad about underwear technology getting so much better?
Yes. Yes, I mean I do fuck with jockeys every once in a while. Is that a tidy whitey? Yeah, but like of course mine are not whitey.
Because as of course clothes are. That's fair. But yes like the tidy white he's like pulled up over your gut is a weird look.
Yeah and they just seem loose in the thigh too it seems like they're
flapping around the upper thigh I don't know why you'd want that.
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And he's like, okay, he jumps in the pool and goes, I'm a seat pig.
And then he says it to the girls at the end.
When the girls come running up and you just, I'm a seat pig.
They come running out and he's coming out, and you just, I'm a seat pig. I've kept thinking that that pool is a real legal liability for the
sorority. Oh, 100%. There's no fence. There's no fence. No fence. It's just a hole in the
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She is, because they are arguing about where Mrs. Slater is, because it seems like her body
is gone from the pool.
The lights have gone on, and you can see she wasn't in there.
And I think it's Morgan who says, how do we know she is alive?
And one of them says know she is alive?
And one of them says if she were alive, she would have reached a telephone.
How? How do you know? Okay.
And then they send Morgan to pack Mrs. Slater's stuff.
Where I wrote, don't give this lady a job, you know she can't do it?
She gets all the fucking grunt work. She does. They are just like, Morgan, go do this. You think by now she would would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she would have she she would have she would have she th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. are just like, Morgan, go do this. Like, you think by now she would have fucked up enough times
that they would stop asking.
So she goes upstairs.
She's not packing the clothes.
She's just looking at them going, uh, uh, huh.
And the attic door starts to drop open.
Yes, and the the the attic door starts to crashing to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the to the to the then it comes crashing down. Cut to Morgan being revitalized?
Yes, I assumed she was dead. Nope. Nope, nope. She was just knocked out because Mrs. Slater's
body fell out of the attic on her. Still wrapped up in a tarp so you can't see it.
But at this point nobody checks to make sure it's Mrs. Slater. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? Yes. They don't. They don't. They don't.
They do not. I wrote here Vicky had that slap coming but I don't know what it was for.
I believe Katie slapped her. Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. And then Morgan goes into her room
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She puts on the world's most impractical sleeping garment.
She's like buttoned tightly around her neck but flapping around her belly.
This is the, the Morgan side boob's side boob, side boob. Side boop, or field poster. Yeah, she puts on that like tight, taffeta top,
just a lot of alliteration.
Yeah.
And I was like, does she have, oh, she does have tiny panties on as well.
Matching, matching, the color, yep.
I was like, who's coming over?
Morgan? What are you at this point in
my life? That's true. This is what you get people. Yeah. Buy the ticket, take the
ride. Be disappointed as it slowly breaks down. I tried to prime you for this fact, you know.
Anyway, what does she see in her room? A jack in the box is right outside of her room.
And what's inside?
A clown?
The terror clown from the attic.
She gets all the way stabbed.
Yeah, I like that a lot.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
At this point we have seen the killer's hands and they're obviously a man's hands.
Yeah. They are like big, furry
hands. Juicy hands. Juicy. Just a big, sloppy fist. Big juicy melons of hands. Are you talking
out a big, beautiful melon? Oh, sorry I said juicy. No one's described to Prestas juicy.
Look at those juice. I guess you don't think anyone's ever described a tit as juicy?
I immediately just realized that someone has
says juicy jugs at some point in their life.
No, no, I'd be surprised if that wasn't a magazine in the 70s.
How do we differentiate yourself from regular jugs?
See, they're a little wet. Anyway, they're trying to put the ejected the ejected the ejected the ejected the ejected the ejected jet the ejected jet the ejected jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet to to to to to the eject to the eject tut tut tut tut tut tut tut, tut. tuttut, tut, tut, tut, tie- tiej. tiej. tiejj. tie ji tie ji tie ji tie ji t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti-a ti-a ti-a. t. t. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti ti ti ti they're trying to put Mrs. Slater's... I'm sorry.
I hit the eject button and shot out of the recording.
Just these damp titties in this magazine.
I mean, am I wrong?
No, you know, I'm not.
Juicy jugs.
Anyway, they're trying to put Mrs. Slater's body in a dumpster. And Jeanne gets blood all over herself and just goes,
uh-uh!
Which I thought was the most honest part of the movie.
Yeah, I like Jeannie a lot.
Yeah.
Maybe it's the Pittsburgh connection?
I didn't know, but now I like her more.
So, yeah, so, Genie'sicky pushing the dumpster and they're pushing it in a way that they're not
looking at what's ahead in front of them?
Right, neither of them is looking around the corner.
The innocence of youth, Katie.
They're taking their sweet time too, because they're meant to be pushing it up to the
van that Diane is driving, which is Liz's van.
Which Liz is fucking badass, the way. Oh my god, yes. She's like, you're not taking my van.
And I was like, I would not, I would never,
ever let anyone else drive that van.
No, and that is definitely Liz's fuckmobile.
Oh yeah, Liz is fucking in there.
This is a cut with scenes of Katie in the attic.
Yeah. And she finds a card that says to Eric, like a birthday card, to Eric, love mother.
And then later she's like, who's Eric?
Like, dude!
And there's also like a little woodblock stack that says Eric on the dresser.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, this is cute.
Is it?
It's cute?
Yeah.
Little fire truck sliding away.
And then fucking, fucking shit-ass Peter shows up again.
But first she sees the full-size terror clown mask costume,
which I was like, I cannot wait for this to pay off.
And it did not disappoint me. I loved it.
His mother made him that costume.
As an adult.
Yeah, to match the weird music box jack and the
box thing. You're setting your child up to be a murderer. He already has mental
problems, more to understand. Also did he ever live in that house as an adult or did he
always live at the clinic? I thought he lived in the house the whole time.
But take what's his face keep saying I got gotta get him back to the clinic, I gotta get him back to the clinic.
Yeah, because he wants to get him back to the clinic,
so he doesn't get caught for having done this to this baby
that is now a 20-year-old man.
I thought he thought of like reading the date. He just keeps me like, Catherine, Catherine, Catherine, hey Catherine, Catherine,
she's like, I'm actually sobbing. At one point, she's like, can you just go downstairs
and not be here anymore and get out of this room as I've asked you to do like three or four times now? He sucks so bad. Yeah, he's the terrible. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's f's f's f's f's f's f's f's f's f's f's f's fil fil fil fil filthe's f's f's filthrash. He's filth. He's filthrash. He's filth. He's filth. He's filth. He's filth. He's fil. He's filts filts. He's filts. He's filts. He's filter. He's filter. He's filter. He's filter. He's fil-hea. He's fil. He's fil. He's fil. He's fil. He's fil. He's fil. He's f he's f. He's f. He's f. He's f's f's f's f's f he's f he's f he's f he's filthe's filthe's filthe's filthe's he's th. He's the's thea. He's thea. He's thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. He's hea. He's the's thea. He's the filth trash of this movie, but also so is Rick. So we see Diane, who's in the car waiting for her buddies.
She gets cane through the sunroof of this beautiful, beautiful van.
That poor van.
And it stabs her in the hand, and the hand is just a wonderful wax hand.
Oh, definitely her hand, but just got stabbed.
It's like so wrinkled. And the dipshits pushing the dumpster to dump dump to dump dump to dump to dump to dump to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that the that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. the, the, the, the, the the. the. Wea. the. the. the. the. the. that's just just just just just just just just that that jusththits pushing the dumpster hit a cop car, campus cop.
Hard too.
Yeah, hard enough to knock out the front headlight.
Yeah.
And the cop is a bane of the ass.
Of course he is.
But they get in no real trouble.
He's like, they're basically are like to the dump.
He's like, they're like, to the station. Oh what's a 1019? He's 1019. That's his car not. Yeah. Yeah, like 1019 back to the station and he goes, hmm, just put the dumpster back.
All right, got it. We see them go back and see the enormous amount of stroes light they have there.
Hell yeah. Still make that? Who can say? Probably? Probably. I can't think of the last time I seen a strove. I the the the st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st stu. I can't think of the last time I seen Estros. Uh-uh. I wish I was looking
at Estroes. We then get like a, I think this is maybe a POV from the killer
where it's like he's just coming straight in past the party goers. Hmm. Because I
thought that was very confusing. It would be because he's very weird-looking. Yeah, but also he's in the bathroom with Jeannie.
True, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the institutional bathroom that they have in their sorority house.
Where Jeanne is puking and I don't remember why.
I think she's just upset and or drunk.
Okay. Yeah.
Well, she still made it to a toiletuker. It's like game-recognized game, you know what I mean? People still say that? Of course they do. Okay, great. It is after all 2008.
So she hides in a stall. Yes. Because she hears somebody coming in?
Maybe it's because she has blood on her clothes and she's trying to hide her. I don't know.
I don't know why you wouldn't just go in your room, but okay. And no, it's the killer who eventually finds her.
And she gets it across the neck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And apparently, by judging when we find her later, has been decapitated.
Yeah, all the way across.
Katie is calling the police from the house payphone.
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calling the police at this point? Because everybody's missing? Well, she calls the doctor, not
the police. Because she calls the doctor. Because she calls the doctor, because she calls, the doctor,
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just gonna dig down a couple more feet. Digging a grave a couple feet deeper is
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who shot the house mother?
She's literally the one who's getting everyone in trouble at all times?
So the doctor shows up at the sorority house, the party is over.
And he explains right away.
Immediately out of the gate.
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explains to Katie about the baby and how that all went down. Right, right. Experimental
pregnancy. And then she, that's right, experimental pregnancy. And she looks at him, this is when she's like,
who is Eric? The card is signed mother. It's in Mrs. Slater's room. What the fuck? She's not a kid.
No. No. So then they go out looking for, oh they go out to the pool where she thinks the
body is. Right, and who's in the pool? A bunch of other of her friends? Yes,
Diane, I thought that was really, really good. Yeah. Really good. Especially like when they had the camera underwater showing their faces like, this is th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they're they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. they. their their their their their their their their their their the camera underwater showing their faces, like, really good. In case you were like, this is her friends, remember?
Her friends?
Remember her friends?
And also this is where they put Mrs. Slater?
So this is where they are?
You get it?
And Eric has a, I to pose them. Yeah. And he's also I think wearing a jumpsuit, so.
Yeah, for sure. They were just like trying to hit all of their bases. Yeah, they were like, what do people like all of these things?
So they go to, she's like, they took the body of the cemetery. Let's go to the cemetery. Yeah. And Vicki gets stabbed by the bird thing. She does.
And I wrote, rip everyone.
And I was like, I was shocked that Vicky went out so early.
Yeah, I thought she would hang around a little longer.
Because there's still a good 20 minutes of the lift in the movie at this point.
But I don't think that Katie has told the doctor about what they did to did they did they did they did the they did they did the they did the they did the they did the they did the the they did the they did the the they did to did the told told told to Mrs. Slater yet, or has she? Because I just wrote here, we joined the story already
in progress because it cuts into the car where she's like, and then she...
Oh yeah, I think she's telling there now, or telling him now what's going on.
Okay, yeah. And then she realizes that the body that fell down the attic stairs must have been Stevie,
who definitely weighed about the same as Mrs. Slater.
Uh-huh.
Stevie was wayfish.
Stevie was wayfish.
And then Katie finds her friends in the grave.
Right.
Oh, I liked that scene a lot too.
Their bodies were posed in the grave.
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She checks it, no, it's Mrs. Slater.
Yeah, yeah.
All the while she's very subtly ringing her hands.
It's so weird.
It's so bad.
She looks like she's washing her hands in front of her chest.
Maybe she had juicy jugs.
Yeah, I can see her having juicy jugs. And the doctor goes, he's alive!
And then he shoots her with a fucking traquilizer.
Yep, oops, Dr. Beck's a bad guy.
The police aren't coming, Katie.
No.
So he locks all the doors, and then I thought this was because she was tripping balls, but all the lighting gets really
weird and purple and green?
Yes.
But it's just the way the lighting is in that room for some reason?
I think because that was where the party was.
I think it's like party lighting.
But I also think that she maybe should have taken a course in physical acting,
because she is fucking acting ti. Hard disagree. Really? Then we get one of the best scenes of the movie, which is
just a locking montage, a montage of every lock being locked. It's like I'm sure
there are a lot. And then we get my favorite scene in the movie. Which is when? Which is when Katie is definitely tripping balls. And she sees, he tells her that she's the bait for Eric. Yeah. So she sees... He says your bait. Don't move or make a sound. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not what that's not that's not that's not the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the lock. the lock. the lock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's not. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the. the. the. that's. the. the. the. that's not. that's not. the. that's not. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that's not. I. I. I. that's not. I. I. that's not. I. that's not. the. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not the bait for Eric. Yeah. So she says, he says, your bait, don't move or make a sound.
Sir, that's not what bait does.
Throwing your fish hook in the lake and being like, don't move you fucking worm.
I got a bunch of shworms that put around there.
So she, um, she starts seeing the cane spinning.
Yes.
And then it's like, it's Mrs. Slater.
And then all of her dead friends behind Mrs. Slater.
And Mrs. Slater saying in this like disembodied voice,
how are you, Catherine?
Yeah.
So good.
So creepy.
And then inviting her to join them?
Yes.
So sometimes the cane is just standing by itself. I loved it
I thought it was great. And when they all spin and Udison and walk away from her I was like this is cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really good. While she's seeing this Dr. Beck is telling her about the barrack
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with the same abnormalities as the first ones and it's like, but you did it
anyway. You can't just warn someone you ding-dong. And then Peter runs into
the room. Right, because the doctor is standing there with a loaded
tranquilizer gun. Yes. And he's waiting to shoot Eric and then Peter comes loping into the room. Which is not a bad plantha th. And I th. And I th. And I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. But, but th. But, but th. But, but th. But, but th. But, but th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. But, Peter comes loping into the room. Which is not a bad plan.
No, it's a fine plan.
And I believe that he doesn't want to hurt Katie.
No.
So I think she should have just hung out and bend the bait.
I think I would have.
He's clearly good with a tranquilizer gun.
If you involuntarily tranquilize me, I'm not going to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do that's to do that's that's that's that's that's that's to do to do that's that's that's you want me to do. Yeah. Is that a real fuck you? I won't do what you tell me?
But it's like, slowed down and your head's kind of drooping
while you're doing it.
No.
You want to say fuck you, but it's like in that one episode of Only Murdures in the
building when Steve Martin delivers that monologue and then it cuts to what he actually says and he's going, yeah. God, that show is so fucking good.
It's so good.
I'm glad you started watching it.
I love it.
Why does Peter come back anyway?
He's still trying to hit it.
Okay.
But what?
Okay.
Because Peter is a relentless jerk.
Okay, fair enough. He's probably read the game and now he's like, I just have to keep asking her and she'll eventually break down.
Yep, that's how it works.
So he gets tranquilized too.
Yes.
Okay.
Because the doctor is an excellent shot with a tranquil-
That's what I'm saying.
I would just wait.
I would wait it out.
But Katie doesn't.
She gets up and runs around all, th and th and th and 100% correct when she has to act standing up tranquilized.
No one gave her any idea what to do, you can tell.
I don't know, give me a Frankenstein post-pooping.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So she goes running around, she finds Rick's gun.
Right.
And it tries to shoot Eric who has killed the doctor.
Yes, he gets stabbed with the bird.
Yes.
And Eric is, he looks like he's wearing a mask when we see him?
Yeah, it's real weird.
Mike Marcus Miller, Matthew Mays, perhaps.
We bought a letter of Nemoiie mask and turn it inside now.
But the gun misfires, and so she's like running around
and she goes to that institutional bathroom,
yes.
And finds her friend's head in the toilet.
So fucking good.
So great.
So great.
So great.
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and the friend's head in the toilet blinks at her.
Yes, I love this part.
I love this part.
So she runs into the attic.
Finds the Terra Clown music box.
Yeah.
And tries to costume has to pay off at some point. Yes!
I love it.
I do, I do.
I love it.
When it starts moving, I love it.
I love the shot because we see her put the music box down and she backs up and she's,
the clown's costume is in view.
And then the camera keeps following her and then pans back so both her and the clown costume costume like y'all knew this was gonna happen it's very subtle and the clown is
too slow to grab her yes yeah yes he tries to cane her but he can't do it
but this time she shoots him and the gun fires right he was distracted by a toy an he was the toy with a doll body like that she's pulled the head off of the uh huh uh yeah yeah yeah yeah he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he he he heoy and then she stabs him to death with a toy with a doll body? It's like that she's pulled the head off of? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah. Which I wrote no
way is he dead. Well Katie, he's not because his eyes open up and that says
the end. Okay I definitely thought it was gonna be Peter. Yeah. And I also wish that Peter got shot. He, we see him get tranquilized. He'll he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he tm- he's ttax. ttax. toy. toy. toy-I is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t th. t t th. t t t t t t t t t t toy. t t toy. toy. t toy. toy. t toy. toy. toy. t toy toy toy toy toy toy to toy toy to toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy. him get tran- he comes back, he gets tranquilized, we never see him again.
Why, why did we even?
Who needs to see Peter?
I don't know.
Katie.
Give me a rating on this flim.
So, my last note, says the band is called four out of five doctors.
Exclamation point, there's about six of them, and then in all caps, Mr. Cool Shoes. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th.'s one of their hits. Oh my God.
So, how are they on Spotify?
How would they not be on Spotify?
How are they on Spotify and Atlantis is not on Spotify?
They have like three records Mr. Cool Shoes.
Wow, all right. Yeah.
No, not Mr. Cool Shoes.
That's the, that's one of the songs.
That's four out of five doctors. Sorry, that's your four to five doctors cover band. Mr. Cool Shoes.
It's gonna be these cool shoes.
And all ladies, four out of five doctors review.
Okay, so we're on a, we use it, obviously a one to ten rating.
Yes. So I'm gonna take four out of five doctors.
Okay. I'm gonna scale it up.
This is an eight for me. trash first of all. Yes. It's dumb. It's a rip off of Black Christmas and it's so fucking fun to watch.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I loved it. I feel like we have been getting 80 slashers that I have never seen
this movie. Never seen this movie in my fucking life. You kind of had if you'd seen Black Christmas.
Of course. I think I saw this at a 24 hour movie marathon and may have slept through it. Fair. But with Intruder and now this,
the one in the Canadian supermarket that's in Indus Americas.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I was just like, these movies are great.
Like, there's just something about this era of slasher
that even the shitty ones, I'm still like, I'm all bored with this.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm gonna give this this this this this this this this this this this this time. For sure. I'm going to give this a seven. Nice. This is a solid-ass movie. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like if we had done this movie at the beginning of the podcast, I would
have been really like, oh God, this will focus to be the visual pool. And now I'm like, I love
it. So, you know, people change. If you can change, if I can change its name to the
use the theevolution of Katie.
I do get dumber as we go.
I don't know why that's happening.
Same.
Oh, aging.
Aging, baby.
Speaking of dumb things, I've given people our address, or my address.
He gives people his home address you guys
Don't don't don't murder Alan please and someone reaches out to me on the Instagram yeah and says to me I'd like to
send you hot sauce I say here's my address here's my address and we got hot sauce
and we got hot sauce from one hell raising hot sauce I love that name, hell-raising hot sauce. Here's one
of them? Oh I love this logo, I love this art. What kind of hot sauce is that?
It's like an, first I want to talk about this exploding Satan head that fires coming out of,
which makes me think it's going to be really hot. It is called red hollip-
it's a forbidden fruit, which is Red Holopinios, blended with crisp apple,
and it's medium hot.
You gotta refrigerate these after we open them, okay?
Okay, all right.
Just wanna make sure you know.
This one's called Sweet Suffering.
Oh, great.
This is Hobbitaro, heat infused with sweet pineapple.
All right.
That sounds nice.
That would be nice.
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You didn't bring me crackers?
I did not bring you guys.
They don't like when we eat on the air.
I don't give a shit.
I want to eat these.
Ooh, triple inferno.
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Okay.
All right.
Katie.
Alan, are you kidding me?
Oh, they're some stickers.
Are those crackers?
Oh, thank you.
Crackers.
I love their logo.
I'm very, very much enjoying it.
It is hell-raising hot sauce.com. What god damn piece and quiet around here?
Hold on.
Oh, he's getting out the knife.
Oh, wait, no.
I can shove it out the bottom.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, this is the green fever.
Salveurde.
Looks great.
Katie, we're not done yet.
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What, you guys, made a money?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you right now, Katie.
Are you guys enjoying this?
I'm in my happy place.
Why didn't you open them before it got here?
Because I wanted to do it together.
No, this is fun.
This is the sweet, the sweet, the sweet, the sweet salsa sounds so fucking good to me.
Oh and they gave us a bunch of stickers.
How kind!
Hell-raising hot sauce!
Hins are the best!
Where are they from?
What state are they from?
I don't know.
Let's look them up on the internet!
Minnesota!
The great state of Minnesota!
America's playground I believe it's called. You ever been to Minnesota? Hell yeah. I've never been but I hear this Twin Cities are lovely. They are very lovely. I would like to go.
Well, you'll be happy to hear that our next live show...
It's on. St. Paul Minnesota. Yes, looks like they're in Richfield, Minnesota. Awesome. Hey, Hell Raising Hot Sauce, this is so great.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna just pour some of the screen one on my finger real quick.
I love it.
Okay.
Go to Hell Raising Hot Sauce.
Are you saying something?
Because I'm opening this package
and I just can't stop opening it.
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Order their hot sauces. You can get their hot sauces.
These people are very nice.
This is very kind of them.
Ooh.
Ooh, a little spicy?
It's delicious, but it is spicy.
And now you can see why I said, keep spicy in mind.
Vicky is so spicy.
I'm going back for another one.
Oh, double dip. It's not not not dip and when you said I could have a bottle.
It's so liney, which I really like.
Nice.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
All right.
We should do our own hot ones episode.
Oh, you know what?
I'm not that great with spicy food.
No. I used to love it. And then when I got pregnant, I couldn't eat it. And then I still have a little struggle. I gotta be much more sparing with it.
I like a little bit of heat,
enough to like flavor things and make things pop.
Yeah.
I will never be a like, oh, it's so hot.
No.
No, no.
But I think you're really going to enjoy these the tso.
This tastes delicious. Excellent.
Oh, thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
Oh, man.
That was nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to do this again next week?
What?
Eat hot sauce off my finger?
Yeah, I mean, we can.
We're going to record the next episode, like 10 minutes.
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Wasn't it cool that we figured it out?
We're going to finish out a series.
This will be the last one that we have not done.
Oh, is it?
It is. We're doing Squirtume.
Scream too.
Scortum.
I would a little teaser for next week. Yeah. Y'all are gonna be a little surprised by my reaction to this film.
If it's Alan punching me in the face, that will be surprising.
In what world?
Yeah, really?
You could find us on the internet.
We're on the social media's.
Patreon.
to come back, to their own.
to the reached out and about Rmani stuff, and let us know that we were doing something wrong,
and we're trying to fix it.
Yeah.
All we can do is learn and try to be better.
Sometimes I'm an asshole and I'm sorry for that.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, mea too.
So everyone's an asshole sometimes.
But what we got to do is when we're told tho.
Yeah, Alan's really gesturing me like a parent lecturing a child and I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable right now. Yes, he's waggling his finger. No, I do appreciate being told when I'm wrong when I'm wrong about my opinions,
but when I'm wrong about things that matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because my opinions are always right.
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voicemail number which is 412, 407, 7025? Sounds good. Okay. Someone out there is getting a call.
It's in all of our social media as you can find it. Yeah, it'll be in the show notes. Yep. Give us a call, leave us any questions, any statements,
any fun stories.
We'd love to hear from you.
Yeah.
And thanks for listening to another episode
of Wear Waf Amulance.
Bye-bye.
Spicy.
Oh, yeah. Oh Fini tidies at the pool. No way to wait, Finland's to fulfill reviews.
Get the clouds and laugh of face.
Killing in the atmosphere.
A piece.
A pierce in case.
Please make I continue to crave.
END. With these hungry, Brian, her wings and Stephen King. E-M-T.
We live deliciously at Dental Tree So Bees, Gracely Cot to Danny.
A paranormal act of duties from this true and true of true city.
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