Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 392- Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
Episode Date: August 22, 2022It's the second half of College Month-- call it Spring Break, bay-bee! This week we're discussing the sequel to a film that we both really loved with the 2019 movie "Happy Death Day 2U." Special topic...s for your consideration include: college dudes called Kyle, a lot of confusion about loops, things that ruin emotional moments for some viewers, logical decision-making, serial killers (?), science (??), and multiverses (???!) We discussed the original "Happy Death Day" in Episode 293-- hey look, a franchise we managed to cover in order! Even if there will only ever be two films, we're still gonna pat ourselves on the back about it! HEY, we're running a contest in August! Leave us a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you listen, send us the screenshot, and we'll enter you into a drawing to pick a movie for us to cover! Please also give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 412-407-7025. Let us hear what your sweet sweet voices have to say. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com  Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Oh Katie. Welcome back to the porch my friend.
Can I tell you something?
Yes. I was driving over here. Yes. And it's a beautiful night in Pittsburgh.
Yeah.
Though a thunderstorm is rolling in. So get ready for spooky sounds.
Spooky times.
Yeah, no gaffers.
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Spooky times. Yeah, no gaffers needed gaffers
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You know why?
Why?
Because I passed a fucking gang of rollerbladers on my way here and I'm hoping they're coming
by.
They were senior citizens.
I can't wait to see them.
They're taken the one of those things where I typed it into Gug
and your brain went, you know what this is, it's fully worked out.
Stupid brain.
Fully work.
Katie.
Alan.
Can I get a somber news update from you?
Oh God, yeah.
Yeah.
Bada.
Da da da da.
Oh, man. da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Man, I want to apologize for saying that Jada Pinkett Smith was in the film poetic justice.
You are so wrong.
I understand that I was indeed wrong.
At least all of you told him.
In my brain, she was hanging out with Tupac a lot at that point in time.
There was rumors that they were dating, which apparently were not true, they were just close friends. And so I had plugged her into a movie. She
was indeed not in. I did not mistake her for Jana Jackson. I knew the
Jana Jackson was the star of that movie. But I think... Imagine seeing Jana Jackson
and thinking it's someone else. This is all the dumb shit that I've ever
said which is a lot. Which is Legion. Almost 400 episodes into this thing.
This was the most pushback I've ever gotten, which I was like, hey, rhythm nation, I appreciate
that you're out there. Anyway, Alan is sincerely sorry for his his deeds. I got a message from a man
named W. Period Smith that said keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
Oh, I like that a lot.
We got a message from a listener who I will call A.
Where's that thunder.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
No, no, no, no, no.
Thun-a.
We can't get electrouted, can we?
Ah! It's not, nothing's metal except everything, right?
I mean, I think we run the same chance of being electrocuted inside the house as we do
outside of the house.
So this is from a listener named A.
Who says, hi, Alan and Katie.
Hello, A.
Hello? I was listening to the Scratum episode and obligatory, not a cop, but parental unit is.
Okay.
I don't know about everywhere in the US,
but in my home state, my parent is able to carry their service weapon with their badge.
Okay.
Carrying across state lines has a ton of rules specific to those states,
so that would affect rules on carrying.
Love you guys as always.
Fuck the police.
Oh, no, you're poor parent.
Bye. I love you guys as always. Fuck the police. Oh no, you're poor parent. Bye-bye.
A.
Thank you, A.
I really appreciate you writing in to Let Us Nile.
Yeah, thank you, A.
Um, so do we probably couldn't have had his gun.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know where they started and where they ended up.
Well, California and Ohio.
Those are not the same state lines. I wonder if each time you cross it's like... He probably lost it like somewhere in India. But that's not what we're here to talk about today.
Katie, we are not here to talk about this today. We're here to talk about a
movie that's not really a horror movie. Hmm, yeah strong agree. Blume house. Oh, blue mouse. Get your fingers out. Why do they have to tak of their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the? Why do they have to take their fingers out?
No, they don't.
You're right, they're doing a fine job.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
When someone's like really good looking and talented,
you're just like, fuck that person.
So that's all I. Read their history.
No, don't bother, it's real sad. Anyway, we're doing Happy Death Day to you.
To you, like Prince wrote it.
Third entry into our college series this month, which I realize there are five Mondays in this month.
It's fine. Still a month. Y'all! Look, it's like super hard to be us.
Yeah, and this is a sequel to a film that is, I would dare say, beloved by the both of us.
Yeah, I really, really enjoyed it. Jessica Roth, love her. She's so emotive. And so funny. She's so funny. So fucking funny. Yeah, she's great. And as I would told to th miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss miss I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th.'s so emotive. And so funny. She's so funny. So fucking funny. Yeah, she's great.
And as I would told Missy while watching this movie, I would have put, I don't know, 150 bucks
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from Israel Broussard.
That's a heck of a name.
Who played Carter Davis.
What a great name.
Yeah, not a great guy, it turns out.
No.
Got a lot of trouble for some shit he said on Twitter that was, hmm, racist and anti-Muslims. And this one I was kind that was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind I was kind kind kind kind kind I was kind kind kind I was kind kind kind kind kind kind I was kind kind kind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was kind. that I was kind. that I was kind. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I was. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was kind. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was kind. I was. I. Well, I was going to say that I don't normally care about the love of characters in
movies and this one I was kind of, I was brooding for them.
I was pulling for them.
It's really nice.
Yeah.
And he's almost inconsequential to that love.
It's true.
It's all about her.
Yeah. The film opens on a Nikola Tesla Bobblehead, Good Pittsburgh guy? Good Pittsburgh.
Yeah, Good Pittsburgh.
Yeah, good Pittsburgh guy.
Lived your while.
Did you know that?
I feel like you just have to drive through to get claimed.
He works at Westinghouse.
Oh, no, that guy's European as fuck.
Oh yeah, he's not, he wasn't born here.
You're fucking. weren't born here but you're pretty fucking Pittsburgh. It's true. Yeah. Yins. No.
Perrogies.
Also, I've spent my entire life wanting a vanity horn for my car and the one playing
La Bamba is pretty fucking good.
Literally all I want in my life.
They're illegal, aren't they?
Are they? Probably.
I don't know.
Cares.
At the end of the world. Do whatever you want.
To quote Brad Pitt, we're all going to die someday.
Did you say that?
Fair enough.
To quote Brad Pitt.
To quote Kevin Bacon.
Okay, hey, it's a good day to die.
Oh, I can't wait to get into that.
Oh yeah, spoilers for next week. Now you don't have to listen to this one, you're welcome.
My first note about this movie?
96 minutes? You love to see it.
You do love to see it.
You love a quick in and a quick out.
And still the pacing of this seems very weird.
Sure, sure.
So yes, we work it. We start with a kid sleeping in a car with a Tesla Bobblehead. We remember him lightly as the friend from the first movie.
Who makes some vagina joke about the sleepover.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And now he's living the same day over and over.
Yes, but only briefly.
I was like, oh, that's so interesting.
They decided to make this movie about him.
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So that actually begs the question that once she sorted out her thing and closed the loop,
was he still, did he still have to live the same day over and over?
Because he still had a loop, right?
I guess, yeah, I guess so.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think he restarted a loop with his thing-a-mobber.
Okay. Is Tesla coil or whatever the fuck that thing was?
Sure. My next note is Bayfield Babies is still fucking genius.
So fucking funny. I so strongly agree.
And when the woman who is try to collect signatures and he pretends that he can't speak English,
also very funny.
I used to do that in college, but pretend I was Spanish, but I don't really speak that much
Spanish, or convincingly have an accent.
Did you just say no able Spanish in what I'm saying?
No ablea English.
English.
How you say?
Oh man, when English...
I'm sorry, I was about to go on a really weird tangent about
an English football manager that was coaching in Germany and you did an interview in English
and said, how you say?
I was like, no, that's your language.
You know how to speak the language.
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You know, right?
It's all happening sort of at the beginning of her loop.
To the point of where I was like, is this,
was this just filmed at the same time?
I don't know.
Because I know the first one did third one, but it got shelved because this one did, and I do scare quotes with my fingers,
so poorly at the box office. Oh really? But it still made like $50 million,
which seems to me like, I'm a plebe, but that seems to me like quite a tidy profit.
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Yeah.
Well, what's it like to make Jordan Peel money?
I don't know.
I'm asking you as a contemporary of his.
So, are the kid we're following, who is, uh, what is his?
Kyle, perhaps? Ryan Fan. The kid we're following who is, what is he's?
Kyle, perhaps?
Ryan, not Kyle.
Is there Kyle in this movie?
There's got to be.
Yeah.
I mean, come on, it's a college movie.
There's always a Kyle.
He gets a call from his friend Samar.
Telling him to rush down to the quantum lab.
Yeah.
Which he does. And Rizzo from Texas Chainsaw Masker is
there? Yes. So she plays like a like a wayfish college student and then a
woman who has bought an Instagram town yeah and back-to-back ears. Yeah.
She's almost set dressing in this movie. She has so little to do.
They never even say her name.
But there's one point where she is in the background of a shot and she is just acting the fuck out of it.
I was like, you're doing it.
You're doing a great job.
So yeah, the dean rushes in and says that this shit's over, they're killing it,
killing the project.
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Right at 1201 the night before right which remembering back to the last movie would have been when the loop was broken for tree
Broken. The loop was broken. Here's the thing.thing for me. I don't know about no multiverse.
You know what I mean? I just, I don't know what they're talking about. I feel like it's very
politely dumbed down because it is an extremely convoluted idea. What is it just that there's like many
universes happening at once? Right, you can think of like our layer, our universe bumping up against all
these other universes and that... Like in the like spatially, like an outer space?
Yeah, like say like when people do like a phylo-doh or like a, I understand a
lamination. Yeah a lamination so you keep folding these things over.
And so their layers are touching each other.
So there's all these layers that are like touching each other.
So there's all these layers that are like touching.
Physically touching.
Yeah, that like the the theory.
Thea that's the thing we don't know. And we don't know how to make
the leaps. Yeah. And I feel like the multiverse, the idea of the multiverse is
much like time travel. As soon as you start peeling that onion it turns into a
ball of shit and you want to drop your hands from it. Yeah, like I know I've said this before but with time true the trau-the's the time. the's the's the's the's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. thea. theat, but the time. the time. the the the the the the idea. Yeah. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the idea. the the the the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the time. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the times. the tha. tha. tha. tha. the the the. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got to be back to the future or it
has to be something very specific. Whatever that would be. Dark or whatever that
show was, that German show? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a great Spanish
movie called Time Crimes. Yeah, time crimes. Yeah, like that a lot. Which has like a really fun tri- tiiii fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun like like like like like like that that like that that like that like that that like that like that like that that that like that that that like that like that that like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's like like like that's like that show. that show. that show. that show. that show. that show, that show, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that that that. that. that. that. that. It's that. It's has has like a really that. It's has has like a really that. I that. I that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, like. Yeah, like. Yeah, that a lot. Which has like a really fun twist to it. Okay. And it's got like pretty good time travel science as well as like
kind of hand waving it at the same time. So. I'm just always going to be skeptical. I'm gonna be skeptical.
Sure. Yeah. Why wouldn't you be? I don't know. Like is there's other me's out there, or those universes are empty of me?
There are universes that are empty of you, and there are universes that have every permutation
of you.
So there's a you that is me that is out there.
Uh, no.
Yeah.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
Why do I have to live in the one where I'm like, you know. Yeah, I don't know. Cool. I think you're pretty fucking cool, kid. Thanks, Alan. I guess I do live in that
universe. This fat nerd just told you were cool. Stop it. So we see Ryan get, he's basically
alone in the lab and he's starting to get pictures, photos texted to him of himself taken right in those moments and I think that's very good. Yes and
that that is the most horror movie that this movie is going to get. Totally.
And also that is fucking terrifying. So scary. Yeah. And then he gets stabbed by the baby in the lab and here we are again. Yeah go through it again. Why does he throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- the. that thi. the. the. that's that's that's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's the. that's the homeless guy? Just to see if he's there. Okay well that's one way to find
out. You could also have used your eyeballs. I love the thing where he goes to his
friend's room, the boyfriend, whatever the fuck his name is, who cares? Kyle. Kyle. And he, uh, he, oh Carter, of course it is.
Excuse me. I think you mispronounced Kyle.
He goes to Kyle's room and he explains what's going on and they're like, oh, she did
that yesterday. And so he's like, this is stupid, I'm still dreaming. So he lays down and she
punches him in the dick. Yes, she does. I like her a lover. Yeah. Tree. So they start talking about inception, which is another thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, talking about inception, which is another thing I just don't get.
Is that about a multiverse?
No, that is about dreaming and dreams having many layers to them.
So a similar idea.
One-third of that movie looked at my watch and said, nah dog, nope, Donnaut out of there.
Someone recently expressed that Christopher Nolan has these great
ideas for movies, the end, he doesn't actually flesh them out, but they're
real pretty. Yeah, sure. They get you. So we learn that they that their project is
to try to prove the time can be slowed down on a molecular level.
Right. Seems above their pay grade, but what do I know? Yeah, and that's, you know, kids these days. They're thinking about this kind of stuff. Are they?
And they're looking at their Tick Tocks, thinking about stuff. Is that the same
thing? I'm sure there are quantum physics Tick Tocks out there. That's makes me feel bad.
And then we see Danielle, who I forgot I loved, the other sorority girl.
She's like, ew, who are these people?
She's so great.
Love her.
I want to see the shitty sorority movie with her as the lead.
Yes.
She's very fun to watch that actress.
Yes.
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Oh, did they say that?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And then, when Danielle calls the one guy Samosa, who's named Samar, and other than
getting mad as he should have, his responses, do you think she likes
samos. He's so sad. Because you think she likes the most? He's so sad. It's just such a sad man. Because he cannot stop staring at her boobs.
Boobs. Well they are booby and out. Also there's two Asian people in this
movie and they're both in the College of Science and Engineering but okay.
I did like when Samar said I probably should have gone to MIT.
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So they have to go to a basketball game?
This is Carter's, Kyle's big idea.
You can call him by his right name, it's fine.
Yeah he thinks that is somehow the safest place for them to be?
Right. Which, no.
Especially when the fire alarm goes off.
Yes. And then they just leave him. Like the alarm going off at a crowded event is already a real nightmare for me
I think this is also a very horror movie scene sure like I never want to get trampled
I'm so scared. Yeah, no, Tree doesn't really know him.
That's true.
That's true.
But she knows what he's going through.
Yes, exactly.
So then there's somebody in the mask that's coming towards him, wielding a knife.
There are so many babies though.
Hanging out at the basketball yeah, the stadium basement.
But I also really liked that part where the flashlight is coming through the graded floor.
I thought that was a very good horror movie scene.
Right, and it turns out that's just his friends looking for him.
Yes, but the bad guy was there all along.
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Okay. Okay. Why would that be at a college? Great question, Alan. This is not the
Heisman? No, that's this one. Okay. Okay. I don't don't worry guys. I not the Heisman you're telling me? No, that's this one. Okay, okay.
I don't, don't worry guys, I did the Heisman.
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And under the mask, it's him.
And when Tree knocks him out, it's Ryan Fan.
I loved that. Yeah.
I loved it and I was also like, I was of course it is. Oh, I didn't know. But I like this.
I like they were now getting into like new time fuckery
because she never ran into herself previously.
Right.
So this is him coming here to kill the other hymn
who's from a different universe.
He's trapped in the same universe as the other him.
So now he needs to cause more problems, but is
that just what happens to tree? Does he know like what or did he...
What? Yes, I don't know if he's on a different timeline where he's seen what's
going to happen? I don't, I like it and I don't like it, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
So they tie him up he explains this and then he gets free and turns the machine on?
Yes.
Oh, no, sorry.
Ryan Prime.
Ryan Prime.
Yes.
Right, it turns it on, and to kill Ryan, too.
And all it does is knock everyone over and they causes a blackout.
I liked everyone getting knocked back in slow-mo to that like sort of eerie French or something song that was happening.
Yeah, I like that.
That was fun.
Also, waving a wrench at security guards is insane.
Just menacing someone with a wrench is insane because you have to be ready to use it.
Yeah, especially when they're begun. Yes. Yeah. So yeah, they all get knocked over and it turns out that tree gets knocked into an alternate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that that that that that that that th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they all get knocked over and it turns out that tree gets knocked into an alternate
dimension because she wakes up again on the day on her birthday.
Yes, and she does the whole like freak out and then scream into a pillow which I think
is so great. I love when she just goes nuts.
And she finds out some very disturbing information, Katie.
What's that?
That Carter and Danielle are an item in this universe.
It's heartbreaking for her.
Heartbreaking.
Which then you think about her and Kyle's, Carter's relationship and it's like,
she's had all this opportunity to get to know him because she kept living
that seem over.
But he only has known her for like an hour.
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that she knows who he is though she knows is a good person yeah but what if he
just like I don't know isn't that into her yeah sure yeah what if he doesn't like
tiny funny ladies who doesn't like tiny funny ladies who know Carter maybe
maybe maybe so we get a great scene where the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th th the ladies? Carter maybe? Maybe. Maybe.
So, we get a great scene where Danielle mixes up Anne Frank and Helen Keller.
Yes, did you know Anne Frank was blind and deaf?
Oh, God, I love Danielle.
You know, it's harder to act blind than it is to actually be blind.
She's so good.
She's such a shit.
And what other piece of information do we find out about this new universe?
Her mother is still alive.
Which, like, if you recall, there's a scene that I think about often in final girls
where the girl sits up in the back seat and realizes that she's in the movie where her mother is the actor and she's back with her mom who has died and it's like really heart-wrenching.
Yeah.
I felt that same way in the scene where I was like this is genuinely hurting my heart.
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bad, and it took me right out of it.
At your mom's te, she's not a good actor.
I think I wrote that in here at some point.
When we find out that mom's still alive, I have the note.
Eh, probably crying more than I should be at this, huh?
Yeah, a little bit of tears. Yeah. Don't worry, it only gets worse. So she also finds out that
tombs the serial killer is still alive. Yes and so is Lori. Who was the killer
from the first movie. Did we mention this in the last time we did this of this franchise that
Lori is Matthew Modene's daughter? I don't think we did because I don't think I knew that. And I was like, oh now that I've seen it I can't see th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th we did, because I don't think I knew that. And I was like, oh, now that I've seen it, I can't unsee that she is Matthew
Modeen's daughter.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So yes, she was the killer in the first movie, because she was upset about an affair
that Tree was having with a married doctor the first movie, she has released tombs to make it look like he killed Tree.
Which is so convoluted.
Right, because I think I always thought that tombs killed her mom, but I don't think that's actually true, because her mom had been dead prior.
Yeah, I think her mom died of cancer.
Oh, really? Yeah, I 't know. No, I don't think so. It's not addressed in the film if he is.
No. But in this universe, Lori's cool. Right. Although she's still having the affair with
the professor. Sure. Yeah. But Shri is not, I think. No. Okay. The professor in this universe doesn't
even know who the fuck she is. Right. This is where things really start to get confusing because they keep sort of, you're following the other storyline
and then they keep cutting back to Lori and you're like,
oh right, Lori.
You know?
For sure, like, I feel like, um,
it gets extremely convoluted to the point of where I'm like,
I don't know if I want to keep paying attention. Yeah, I mean it's not worth parsing, you know. Yeah, it's convoluted and not
engaging at the same time. I just don't care about the Laurie thing. Right.
I don't think we needed to bring her back. Although I guess maybe for purest
reasons of multivers as you. Who's Lori? Yeah.
Yeah.
Her ponytail is also just so tight.
So tight.
It feels like her ears should be touching themselves at the back of her head.
That's too tight of a pony.
Or too elusive skin.
Yeah, something's going wrong there.
Oh, child of Modene. So, Lori saves her after she gets handcuffed by the cop.
The cop.
What did she, oh she comes, she tries to steal the cop's gun?
She tries to steal the cop's gun.
Or does steal his gun or something?
Potentially, yeah.
She's definitely fucking about.
Yeah, yeah.
So the cop handcuffs her and then power goes out
and Lori gets her free... Oh, that she's still handcuffed. Yeah, yeah,
Lori gets stabbed in the stomach. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And the cop gets killed by
tombs, too. Or no, he runs away to go get other cops. That's what it is. Maybe that's it, yeah. But yeah, she's running away with her hands cuffed, their their their their their hands, their hands, their hands, their their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, their hands, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she's thi, she's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi's thi's the is the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeeeeee. thee. the. the. a sledgehammer and just falls down the stairs.
That was very funny.
And then she accidentally runs off the roof, trying to get away from him.
Yeah, rookie mistake.
Yeah, and wakes up in the same band.
So she's somehow me able to, this is one of the things of the movie that starts to unravel is like every day she has to convince these people that this is what happened.
Yeah. Every day. You have to start every day like that. Yeah. Yeah.
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I didn't care for that.
When she's drinking liquid plumber in the aisle of a grocery store.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a bit of a rough look, these suicide scenes.
Oh, what about her skydiving and on her pants?
I mean, I feel like that it's funny. Yeah. But like, dropping a hair dryer in the bathtub
wasn't fucking funny.
Yeah, but diving face first into a woodchipper is very funny.
That's very funny.
Yeah, see, high-highs Lolo's, I guess, yeah.
I laughed a lot of that.
She wakes up and she's like, I don't feel so good,
and she passes out. And Kyle Carter takes her to toe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. too, too. too. too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It, too. It's, too. It Kyle Carter takes her to the hospital.
Right. Where she sees the doctor that she used to be having an affair with.
He's her doctor. He's the only doctor in town.
Who looks like he's wearing a doctor's mask?
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Alan always wants to rip out an IV. Who doesn't? Me?
Me? Cary rewarding. Why would it be? So this time she, her parents have been called
and she doesn't want them to come to the hospital obviously? Yeah? Because the murderer is here? Right.. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Why, th. Why, th. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why, the the the the the the the the the th. Why, th. Why, the the th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, the the the the the the the want them to come to the hospital obviously. Yeah.
Because the murderer is here.
Right.
So she sends the doctor to find Lori, knocks out the cop, gets his gun.
Yeah.
And goes down the elevator, finds blood drops on the floor.
This is all very gombolluted.
My notes are not explaining it well.
My notes to say things like, oh, it's tbs and the mask and then there's somebody else. I don't I don't really
know. Yeah she goes into the room, finds Lori dead, baby killer is behind her,
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Yeah.
No need to take all these people down with you.
But she's not, because she's just, she is the thing that resets the day.
Sure.
But they had that moment of terror.
Which is also if you even spend a second thing about that doesn't make any sense. Yeah. But it also makes her great television and or movie. Sure.
Your Groundhogs Day, your Groundhogs Day episode of Supernatural. This
movie. This movie. So in the next go-round, she has the algorithm and it works
and Rizzo says, why are we so excited? We barely know her. That was like her one line in the movie.
But she explains it, and they're like, if you have explained all this correctly,
there's only one posthability left.
Do you think I don't have a note that says only one posthability left?
I think you 100% do.
Of course I do.
You were like, I want to remember to say posthability.
Because I love posthability.
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It's posthability.
All the posthabilities.
Well, when you hear your family.
It's sure, it's true.
So she used to decide between her mom and Carter,
which to me, as a very practical person,
felt like an obvious choice because it's way easier to win over a dude than it is to get back a dead mom.
But that's not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to thoastaste to thoaste thoaste their to get back a dead mom. But that's not how the story goes.
I would like to unravel that at some point later.
Well, I mean, they'll probably break up and then you make your move, right?
You cannot get your dead mom back otherwise.
And then you have your cake and then you also eat it.
Because who wants to have cake without eating it?
Yeah. See, I win. But she decides to stay and then Carter's like,
you know, that's dumb. You've already lost your mom. Yeah. Just say goodbye to her
because you never had that opportunity. Living someone else's life that doesn't
belong to you. Your pain, you're lost, that's what makes you, you. Right. And you're like,
fuck you, but also, okay, fine fine So that's a hundred percent correct. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
But that is a thing that like college kids need to hear I guess I think they need to learn
Practical and critical thinking but okay. No, no, no, they just need to wrote and memorize things for an exam.
Everything will be fine. How do you get what you want all of the time? That's what... no wait.
We didn't end up where we are today because people don't have critical thinking.
That's true. That Thunderstorm really didn't pay off as well as I was. No, where's our gaffer?
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I like that idea.
So she goes back to have a conversation about hard choices with her dead mom.
Yeah.
And she is just breaking.
She's so sweet and crying and you just love her and you feel for her.
And then it cuts over to the mom and she's like, okay, like, okay. Yeah, no, sweetie, sweetie, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their the they. the the the the the that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, no, sweetie, that's what life is all about.
I didn't know your dad would be the one.
And I just hated her.
That's really interesting.
I just thought she was like,
Bloom House's cousin or something.
That's a wrap for Cheryl Bloomhouse, everybody.
Thanks. But we, we get the, the, uh, the scene where mom's like, the Bloom House, everybody. Thanks!
But we get the scene where mom's like, oh,
because she convinces her parents that they got to leave town.
Yeah.
She's like, we got to get as far from campus as possible.
They showed them in the car.
And the dad's like, well, it's getting laid.
Maybe we should just find a place to stay.
So you assume they've driven kind kind that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, well, it's getting laid. Maybe we should just find a place to stay. So you assume they've driven kind of far.
And then they pass that substation,
and it's called like the Bayfield Substation.
Like, you're still in the same town.
This whole movie kind of feels like it's somebody else's dream.
Yeah.
And you're just keeping like, but uh, and her mom turns around when they're in the car, she's like, you know what I really
want right now?
One of those cinnamon rolls that we got last summer.
Yeah, oh right, because she had seen photos of and she was like, these aren't my memories.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's really.
That is really sad.
At that point, Lori is like who I don't know. Yes. Tree, tree, tree, tree. Sorry. No, you should be.
Because meanwhile at the hospital,
Lori and Carter are both getting killed.
So hard not to say, Kyle.
I know, I fucked it up, I'm sorry.
Are both dead,
and they're still trying to close the lab. Right. And so if the loop gets closed, Carter's dead and I guess we should care about Lori too, but not really about the cop who's also
dead. Who? So to prevent this, she drives right into the substation. Yes. Yeah.
She steals mom and dad's car and drives in the substation. Oh man, it was so good.
So she blows up the substation and then she wakes up the next time and she's like,
she's kind of had this like, I don't know, come to Jesus moment where she's like,
you know what, Lori in this universe is cool,
I'm gonna go apologize to her.
Right.
And what is she goes back,
Danielle, not Lori.
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Right, right, right, right.
Which is, okay, yeah.
But admittedly, her lawyer, Lori is a piece of shit, so.
But this one isn't.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
But yes, she goes to apologize to Danielle. dumb-dum. How can a rock be dumb? They don't even have brains. A very handsome man with a great body. Yeah. And dumb as a stump. So cheating on,
and we've also seen Danielle be like, Carnar, you have to help me with my
homework. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's what I called her mom a bobble-headed dope. Sorry about that.
This is where they're having the heart-to-heart,
where she's explaining how much she loves her mom.
And her mom's like, I guess, okay.
Thanks, sweetie.
Meanwhile, I am just a puddle on my couch while watching it.
Really took me out of it.
We get the scene with her mom, and then she's back to make everything happen so she can
go back to her home world.
If this sounds like we're meandering a lot, it's because we are, like it's this and then
it's this day and then it's that day and she's here and she's there and she's everywhere.
What? You're just living the, we this time, yeah. Which is I was like, okay, so now we're gonna switch to somebody else's perspective
on this, because that's how we started the move.
No, we're not gonna, just hers.
That's not gonna happen.
As they're getting ready to do this, they're doing the countdown to send her back
to her the keys back from the Dean,
so they send Danielle in to pretend to be blind and also French?
And he tells her her hand smells like cheese.
I can tell you're French because your hand smells like cheese.
To which she breaks character and goes, like I'd ever eat cheese.
I love Daniel. So she's just like busting him
with a cane basically. It's so good. Yeah. And she gets the keys so that they can
bring into the lab or whatever and steal the thing back so they can take it
back to their lab. Yes. And then Tree goes back to the hospital again, which I don't
understand why. Because Laurie's going to die either way. Right. In either universe, in either outcome, Lori is dead.
So why does she go back? Because she wants to save Lori here? Okay, but it's a great
scene where she just runs in and shoots tombs and like she's like, okay, that's done. Yeah, that was good. But it turns out, who's the Moitera? The person you knew knew it was was was was was was was was was was was was was was the person you was all. It was all. It was all. It was all. It was. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. th. the the the th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. t. t te. te. tod. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the the that's done. Yeah, that was good. But it turns out, who's the Moitera? The person you knew it was all along, Dr. Butler.
But I did not see his wife being in on it.
I liked that, yeah.
And then he shoots his wife.
His wife kills Laura, or shoots Laurie.
Yes.
And then Carter, I think, distracts him and they both thr And then I have the note dramatic kissing scene. Wait is that
before the magnet? Yes. Okay. Wait what's the magnet? Where he gets sucked the
bad guy gets sucked up to that magnet? Oh it's after the magnet. It's after the
magnet. Yes, yes. So that's how he dies is. The screwdriver death. Yeah. He's stuck on an MRI machine. Yeah. Because he's made of metal? I don't understand why he's stuck to it.
Hush. But she just lets a screwdriver go and it sticks in him and kills him. Yeah. And then we come back to
Lori being on the floor. There's all these medical professionals around and Carter's the one picking her up off the floor.
Come on. Don't be so helpful. And then she uh, she's back in her own universe.
There's that like, slow-mo of the Dean getting sprayed with a fire extinguisher?
Well, Rizzo hangs on to his leg.
I liked that.
Sure, sure.
Yeah, then they make out.
Yeah.
Which I just feel is a little weird because he liked us not know her.
It's real pretty. Fair enough. She went to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to that's that's that. th. th. th. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. that's th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the thoooooooooooo. the the thoooooooo. tho. tho. tho all. It's real pretty though. She is real pretty. Yeah. Fair enough.
She wanted to make out.
You wouldn't say now.
No, I guess not.
Anyway, that's Happy Death Day to you.
Is it?
Is that the end of the movie, Katie?
Yeah, isn't it?
Didn't you stick around it?
Alan, don't ask leaving the dorm room, Carter's dorm room, and the feds pull up.
And they're like, are you Ryan fan? Come with us. So they all go with us. And they go to the feds house, which is a DARPA.
Which is the, it's a government directed, like, they do like wild, SIOPS stuff and like weird,
they were supposedly had a weather machine in Alaska.
DARPA gets blamed for a lot of weird conspiracy stuff.
But they're doing like weird tech army stuff.
I don't know what it is.
So DARPA comes and grabs them and like, hey, we want to use your thing to do a thing.
We want to use it as a prison to lock people in loops.
Oh, God. But we need to test it on somebody on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on it on the the the te te te te. te. te. to to to to to to to to to to to their te. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their says, oh I have the perfect person. Cut to Danielle waking up on the same day. Oh I would
love to watch Danielle's movie. That's so fucking brutal. Yeah it is very
brutal. Yeah Daniel wasn't that bad. She was just terrible.
She's like low stakes terrible you know. She was just terrible. But just like low stakes terrible, you know?
She's racist and an ass, but I don't know if you need to mentally destroy her for all time.
I really wish they would make a third one with Danielle as the protagonist though.
Yeah. I would watch.
At the beginning of this movie I was like, just make this a TV show.
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But it's not. So big step down I think. Yeah. Are we talking about the ratings phase? I'm rating it. Yeah. I loved the first one. So good. And I really love these characters. I enjoyed hanging out with them again. I think the writing is really funny and clever. But this multiverse shit is not for me. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the writing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah....... Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. me. I can deal with a time loop, the like
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different science-wise. Yeah. Like I'd be fine with that, whatever that is. I don't know what it would be though, you know. Space travel, you know, uhthere's a lot of science and cooking.
Sure, culinary science.
Culinary arts.
So, I mean, I enjoyed it, but I would not, oh, thank you so much.
I don't think I would be in a rush to watch it again.
Whereas I would probably, if anybody said, do you want to watch Happy Death Day, I'd be like,
tha. I'd say yes at any time. Sure and if anyone said should I watch Happy Death Day? I'd be like absolutely. This one I'd say
eh take it or leave it. Yeah, yeah it's pretty steep drop-off so. Six. It's not
like a Poultergeist to Poltergey's two drop-off the steepest of all drop-offs. The Grand Canyon of Sequels? Jesus. So what did you go to six? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to to th th to th th to to th. It to to to to th th thi-a. It's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tha, tha, tha of tha of tha of tha of tha of tha of tha of tha of tha. It it it tha. It tha. It tha. It tha. It tha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, try. Yeah, try. Yeah, try. Yeah, try. Yeah, try. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did make me cry a lot though. Yeah. Is that a point four or point against?
I mean it's a point four because I think the writing was good enough that I was on board with it.
Okay, sweetie. Also, yeah, I'm just a emotional wreck most of the time. Fair enough. Yeah. I. I. I. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. th. th. Katie. Katie. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm just a emotional wreck most of the time, so yeah. Fair enough.
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So spend your money on it.
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Carnival barkers?
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Crying and titties, I love that.
I love that a lot.
So you can go buy that?
Yeah. Or just buy it on a sticker?
Put it on your fridge.
Yeah, put it on your Macbook.
Yeah, put it on your Macbook, rich boy.
When you're going to the Starbucks to work on your screenplay. Oh yeah, I can't wait to see your movie.
Tell me all about it.
Katie.
Alan.
What are we doing next week?
It will be the final entry into college month.
We're graduating.
We're matriculating.
It's our senior year.
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So we're going to talk about it.
Yeah. It was an Allen picker.
Come back for the the the the the ballad. Come back for Kiefer. Stay for the Kevin Bacon. I mean yeah. Or stay for the lesser Baldwin brother. Oh that ball. We got to talk about that. Julia Robert's hair. So come back for that.
So exuberant her hair. Oh god. It's like zoo. It's it's a live. I just want to take a nap in it. So, yeah, we're doing flatliners.
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I hope we just picked up that cyclist.
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Minimalist jazz? Very minimalist? Or am I
just only hearing part of it? It was like music box jazz? Mm-hmm. Well, I hope we got it.
Oh man, being outside again. It's great. It is. So yeah, that's it. Go home. Get out of
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