Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 403- Barbarian (2022)

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

In this week's episode, we're discussing the movie that everyone is talking about-- or at least, everyone was talking about a few weeks ago? Frankly that is a pretty quick turnaround for old folks like us. Regardless, it's the 2022 film "Barbarian." WE ARE SPOILING THIS MOVIE, ONLY LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT OR NEVER CARE TO SEE IT! Special topics for your consideration include: the delicate balance of creepy/hot, a not-very-flattering image of a region, weird house dreams, the vibe of Justin Long, the evergreen horror trope of useless cops, and the level to which we have desensitized ourselves to disturbing imagery. Whoops. You can get more Justin Long (if that was a thing you ever wanted) in Episode 181- "Tusk." You can get more Bill Skarsgård in the "It" series, Episodes 351 & 352. We've not seen Georgina Campbell in anything else, but here's to hoping we do! Would you like to tell us about things we're wrong about, things we're right about, or whatever is on your mind? You can call 412-407-7025 and lay it on us. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Were you stunned? Uh, pleasantly surprised. Same. Yeah. Yeah. I unfortunately did have a couple things spoiled for me. Oh who did that and why? The internet. Oh stop looking at it. I can't. I can't. It's just very. It's literally a thing that makes you addicted to it. Yeah. I love it though. What did you have spoiled for you? I knew it? Oh wait, we're gonna spoil this. Oh yeah. T. thi. to the thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. we're going to spoil this. Oh, yeah. This is a movie that you should not have spoiled for you. So stop listening if you haven't seen it.

Yeah. Or if you never plan to watch it, keep listening. It's fine. I knew that they had double, they were in a double booked Airbnb. Sure, I knew that too. Because that's on naked woman in it. Oh, I didn't know that. Yes. You see a picture on the internet? I saw a picture of on the internet. And I heard an interview with a guy that was in the movie but wouldn't reveal what his role was. Okay. He's the very tall, naked woman. I see. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's a giant, giant. Yeah. Which is not what I think happens when you have a lot of inbreeding, but who am I to say?

You just, you in breed a basketball team. Yeah, really? Why is everyone not doing this then? Because they're also strong as fuck? Yeah, but they just want everyone to nurse, so it gets a little weird. Yeah, I feel like I wasn't as distressed by that as other people. Sure. Oh no, I feel like my senses are phenomenally dulled to this shit at this point. And also, Rob and I had very different experiences watching this movie because when it ended, we were both like, huh. And he's like, just the way everyone said, no spoilers, like I thought there was going to be a big twist at the end. And I was like, well I think it's that you're supposed to believe Bill Scarsgars is, the the th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I th.. thi, thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, to to to told, told, to told, to to told, to to to to thi. thi. thi, thi, think it's that you're supposed to believe Bill Scarsgard is a bad guy. Sure. And he's like, oh, I trusted him from the beginning. And I was like, you're a full. He didn't even, like, that didn't even register to him that, like, that was actually the,

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Good, you didn't read the thing right because you're showing up at 3 o'clock in the morning and it's raining and you're tired and yeah. And your dumb boyfriend keeps calling you I guess. I like the subtle thing of when she's in the car and just barely under the sound of the rain is the sound of people screaming. Yeah I had this with subtitles on and it said tormented voices echoing and I was like, see that's not subtle anymore, that's on me. That's on me. Sometimes we're like, Katie, listen to the spooks to the spookies! So she, the key isn't in the box, and she gets back in her car and then the light

in the window kind of like creepies on. It's Bill Scarsgard. And everything Bill Scarsgard does has a, damn, ping. Yes, they're giving him a lot of stings, which when he's just like putting down a suitcase, like carrying it for her. Wow. I also like that when we see the title card, because he invites her into the house, Will Skard's card is in the house,

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In a strange house where you know that there's definitely cameras filming, you, of course. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see it in an Airbnb recently, and there's cameras inside their house. And they're like, oh, it's that a lot of people have cameras inside

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Everything else is dark. Right. But he says to how dangerous Detroit is. This is really not an advertisement for Detroit. No. I thought it was on the up and up these I thought it was doing better. I feel like everything, like it follows was not an advertisement for Detroit. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I feel like that don't breathe movie takes place in Detroit, but I might be wrong. I didn't see that. I'll never watch that movie. I. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll that. that. that. that. that. that. th. the th. the the the the movie. I'll the movie. the movie. the the the the the th. th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, the the th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. breathe movie takes place in Detroit, but I might be wrong. I didn't see that. I'll never watch that movie just because it sounds too gross of a premise for me. What is it?

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because maybe she killed his daughter in a car accident and he wants a new daughter. And I'm just like, yeah, I don't need to see that. Yeah, I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm ti, I'm ti, I'm ti ti, I'm ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. try. try try. try. the try. thea. thea. try try thea. try try try the try ti. ti. tired. Like one thing I will say about this movie, there's a lot of gross stuff implied in this movie. Yeah. And spoken about? Sure. None of it is shown on screen. Much appreciated. Bless. Bless. Thank you. Jea bless, as they say. Excuse I. Excuse I. So they are having this conversation like immediately they're cozy right? Yeah yeah there's like a couple minutes of him like being a weirdo and she's like I don't know and he's like well I made you tea but I understand you don't want to drink the tea because I might have put something in it because some guys

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And you're like, oh, this guy, therapy guys here. And she's doing a bunch of like gender theory stuff that seems a bit nonsensical. Okay. Where she was like, it's always like, it their hearts ripped out. It's like, madam, no, that's not true. Yeah. And then he's like, he says something about women also cutting hearts out. Yeah. And I was like, is this going to be foreshadowing? Is a woman going to cut his heart out?

Yeah. Also, that is how I put duvevet covers on. So I do it too. Yeah. I love that. It's so efficient. Although I am lucky enough that I can now just do it with like my head outside of the duvet because my arms are long enough to just rip it and rip it. I know you've got a long wingspan. Long monkey arms as my child's is. Mom, can you reach that with your long monkey arms? She's so mean to mean to mean to mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean mean to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to mean to you. So fucking mean. Say something once and your child will never forget it.

I'm also, like, I'm so far with Tess I am 1,000 percent on board, because she's making every right decision. Right, but I also thought maybe she's the killer. Maybe that's the twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe she set this whole thing up, even though we saw it from her perspective from her perspective from her make any sense. But that would not be unlike a twist in a movie? Sure. I mean, think about a six cents.

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And it's time for his weird gender thing where he's like, say what you will, but I will not let a woman sleep on the couch when I can sleep on the sound of the door creaking open. And he's like having a little nightmare on the couch. Yeah, he's like a little puppy. I got so sad for him. He's chasing a bunny. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then, but in the background in a very hell-hele's LLC moment, another door creak's open behind her. Yeah. Yeah, it's very good. It's very creepy. It is

very creepy. And like and I think the social awkwardness of her waking this dude up and being like you were having a nightmare and he's like I'm making noises? What noises? Yeah. She's like you scared the shit out of me. I'm so sorry. Yeah. She's like, she really should just let him be. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah. She really should just let him be. I like that she was like, I'm so sorry. Did you open my door? Yeah. He's like, no. I really like that though. Yeah. So she's taken a photo of his driver's license with her phone and she's like looking at it the next day? It's like, I've watched this movie twice because I was like I got to get this all in. Yeah. And she's like, I didn't notice the first time but the second time where she like opens it up and she's like, swoony. Yeah, she smiled at it. But she, before this, she steps out the next morning

for her job interview and gets a look at the neighborhood and it's incredibly shitty. Yeah, have is there are some extremely desolate place. I remember driving into Detroit and there being a high rise that like three or four stories up had a tree growing out of a window. Oh wow. So it was just like just abandoned. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So much of the city, I mean if you go like there's so much of the city that there'll be a house for three blocks. Really? All the other houses down. Wow. Yeah. In my mind though, it hadn't been that shitty the night before and I was like, something's weird here, something's weird, but I guess I just missed it or just you don't see it in the darkness.

You just don't see it in the darkness. Yeah, I think that's the reveal in the morning. Yeah, it seems to go well. The woman's like, I'm gonna call you. I hate a job interview. That was like making me so uncomfortable. Again, I think that's adding to the tension of it as well. Because you know it's like a job interview sucks so bad. Yeah. And we don't always like see is like the woman come in to be like, the woman come in to be like, hey teas, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, hey, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that, I that, I that's, I that's, tha. that's tha. that's that's that's like, I that's like, I that's like, I that's like, I that's, I that's, I that's, and then we go outside and you just see them going murmur mama mama mama and they're talking about how she's staying in Brightmore which is a real area of Detroit which had like a 65% population loss which I just feel like you really you're really run in Detroit down here buddies yeah I feel bad for it yeah I feel a lot of nice people in Detroit and they're like you're fucking it up for us Everyone I've ever met from Detroit has been fucking wonderful. Yeah.

And it's got like, it does have that whole like booming arts community where people are moving in because you can buy a house for a dollar. Yeah. Sounds like you might have some land around it too. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I could go for a land around my house. There's a big urban farming movement in Detroit. Yeah, not in Pittsburgh. Can th. No. No. No. No. Yeah. th, I th, I th, th. th, th. th, thi th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thoom thoom, thoom, thi, thi, thoombu, thoombing thoombing thoombing. thoombing. thoombing, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It's, th. It's, thi, thi, thi. thoomboombu. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. It's thoom. It not in Pittsburgh. No. No. I can't even take a shit on the street in Pittsburgh. Cram it out everywhere. But I feel like...

Cramming houses everywhere. Not cramming shit everywhere. Both. I feel like... Not mutually exclusive. As someone who has a neighbor who just keeps letting their dog shit right on my sidewalk. Oh buddy. Not. Pick it up! It's so easy to do. There was some woman walking her dog in my neighbor with a roll of toilet paper and I was like, you know, your next level and the shit I'm into it. Yeah. Do you think she was just out of plastic you gotta do as a dog owner though?

Yeah, that's why I'm not a dog owner. Yeah. Oh, like cats aren't gross. Yeah, I've never wiped their asses, though. Oh, really? No, Rob does that? thrown. No, I want to address something really quickly.

the number of listeners lot and then I throw up. Oh, I want to address something really quickly. A number of listeners reached out to me after our last episode where I said I throw up all the time, some with concern for my whatever medical condition it is, and one sent me some resources on bulimia treatment, which is very sweet. But I have to say, I feel like I should just clear the air. I suffer migraines. It's the pain that makes me throw up. If I quit drinking, I would probably get fewer migraines. I don't want to quit drinking, so I just muscle through it and barf. I've gotten really good at barfing. It's fine. I'm not ill. I don't need, I appreciate all of your concerns. But I guess I should have been more clear

about why I think that most things you say have been ramped up a bit for comedic. Is that true? So, well, when you're like, I'm a heavy puker. Oh, I am a heavy puker, though. Like, I puked at least once a fortnight. Wow. Oh, yeah. Wow. I mean, it's not fun. I try to puke into the garbage disposal as much as I can. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. try to puk into the garbage disposal as much as I can. It's just flip the water on, hit the switch. All right. Yeah, it's fine. But yes, thank you for your concern for community. Yeah, I appreciate it. The person with the bulimia resources though, I was like,

do you think I'd be talkingthat do talk about it flippantly. Yeah. Not me though. Yeah, but it's very kind of everyone to reach out. I know. It reminds me what nice people listen to the show. Damn it. Which reminds me to a quick plug. If you're not on the discord, get on the discord.

The people are so fucking nice. Apparently the invite link expires every week. There's got to be a better way. I have not figured that, but if you want to get on there, just message us on. Oh, somewhere, anywhere. Yeah, well, we don't really tech. Facebook anymore. Not there. Twitter will be Instagram.

Or send us an email. Yeah, we're the email. We're all family. and we'll get you a link. Yeah, or post about it on Reddit because there's always people willing to help out over there. Yeah. Those people are so nice too. They're so fucking nice. I think there's a lot of crossover them. Yeah, I was gonna say, I think there's a fair amount of overlap. Do you like when I see someone post something on Discord and then on the Reddit? I'm like, yeah, thu her thu her thu over thu co-I thu co-I thu thu thu thu thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I th. Yeah, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi I think, I think, I think, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I think, I think, I think, I think, I thinkto see Bill Scars guard, because who wouldn't be really. A man comes running down the street really quickly at her saying, don't go in that house, little girl, don't go in that house.

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Ship it to Alan's house will give you the address it doesn't matter who you are you could be a six foot eight woman with breasts big breasts big beautiful melons luscious melons no I can't be it's big beautiful melons big beautiful melons Perry and I say that to each other sometimes oh man I'm so glad I got to spend time with Perry and Cason at the Halloween parade they're so delightful best guys so yeah so thi so yeah she's in the basement she sees the rope she the rope she the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. the trees. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time with Perrying Cason at the Halloween parade. They're so delightful. Best guys. So yeah, she's in the basement, she sees the rope, she pulls the rope, and my excitement goes through the roof because you know I love a secret door. You fucking love a secret door.

I mean, this one I'm not very fond of. Secret creepass door opens. Just into the darkness. Yeah. Yeah. Again, Tess making good decisions, walks up to the edge of the darkness and goes, nope. Nope. Nope. And then she's there long enough that she's like, well I can angle that mirror and shoot light down the hallway. So smart. And I'm like, fucking Tess is a rocket scientist physicist. Yeah. She's so good. At this point I'm thinking, did she not even Google Keith? Oh, true. Because she was sitting there with her phone, she's got his full name. Yeah.

She not even google him? Because at this point I still thought, oh, it's him. He's a bad guy. Sure. That goes on for a little bum that she didn't have a 10-foot pole to check for traps if she was going down the hallway. I like that a lot. You find a secret door, you got to check for traps. You got to check for traps.

She does not. So she goes down into the dark hallway. And this is where you see that first great backlitthe poster art for the movie. Yes, which they do a number of times with both her and Justin Long. I kind of feel like maybe not so many, but okay. So what did she find on there? Oh, the thing that everyone wants to find in a strange hallway. Hmm. What is it? In a place where they're locked? And you see stark white room with a bloody rusty mattress on it. And a VHS camera. Yeah, a bucket and a handprint on the wall. Bucket and a handprint on the wall.

Why she doesn't immediately just break that window down there, I will never know. I mean, I was like, please go check and see if the hinges are on your side of the door, because you can pop those hinges and open the door that way. There's like so many things you could do to get out of this situation. I don't know why I always think this, but I always think I could get myself through a door, a locked door. Sure. Like, just by putting my sheer will into it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well that's probably why you always

break my doors in the house. I mean it's like knobs are just like so pass a. You just got to stop screaming oh yeah when you come out of the door. The problem with that is that I've been trying to come through the drywall. That's a lot harder. Fucking RoboCop. Yeah. This dump truck of an ass. So Scar's guard shows up outside the window. Yeah. He, they're able to jointly sort of get it open. She tosses him the key and he gets in. And she's like, we've got to get out of here.

And he's just like, wait, wait, we need He's such a bad guy. I can't judge this until I've seen it for myself. He's like begging her not to go. And I'm just like, you don't owe him anything. There's a lot of like that in this movie. Just like women, there's a lot of gender roles and women being pleasers. And I don't know, I don't know how to say what I want to say. Yeah, it it it it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the that the that tho the. th th. th th to say what I want to say. Yeah, it's almost like they had this like, like that meet cute connection. She's like, now fine, I'll do what you ask me to do.

Yeah. Even though it's going against every fiber in her being to do so. Which in retrospect, he just wanted her to do because he didn't want her to go because he had met cut her. Yeah, he wanted? Yeah, she's a beautiful lady. So instead of just like waiting by the front door with all her stuff, she goes back on down after he goes into the basement. I think she hears him scream. Yeah, he yells her name.

Right. Yeah, and then yells, please. Right. And he had given her one job to watch the door to make sure it doesn't, and it damn near closes again. But it doesn't. She props pr props with a chair. With a chair. Yep. And then she goes further into the basement to the room where he is supposed to be looking around. She looks under the bed like his lank ass got under that bed. Like you wouldn't just see knees to to toes like sticking out the bottom. As a long man, I know that some parts of him would be hanging off that bit. For sure. It's just like, you're just like, don't go into that room for fuck sake. Take the camera, I don't know.

And then she finds another door. Another secret door. That opens on stairs. Another set of stairs. Fuck that. My note says, dude, fuck Keith at this point. And then he's like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the. the the thea. that's just just just like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, thea. thooo says, dude, fuck Keith at this point. Mm-hmm. And then he's like, help me.

And I was like, no, fuck you. But no, she's going down. She goes down the stairs, yeah. There's like an elevator gate down there, which is weird, very weird. Or like a mine chat? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Very in the like, huh? Yeah, yeah. Into these like fucking catacombs, I'm not going in there.

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Glad I'm never happy enough to be that embarrassing. Like I'm so glad to be mentally ill sometimes. Jesus. Like, you'll never catch me acting a fool like that. Oh, I sing along my car all the time. Air drums. Not like that. Oh, yeah, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sc screams screams. th. th. th. th. Sc. Sc. Sc. Sc. Sc. Sc. Sc. Sc. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sc. Sc. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. S. Screa. Screa. S-s. Screa. Screa. Screa. S-s. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. S-s. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Screa. Sc my car all the time. Air drums? Not like that. Oh yeah, I'm full nine yards. I'm just fucking embarrassment. Screaming Angel of Death. Bashing my face into my steering wheel. I remember a friend of mine seeing me on a trolley car in

Philly and like being at the other end of the trolley car and I'm just air drumming to Slayers Angel of Death, which is hilarious that you said that. And he's like, what do you do it, man? It's like, fucking listen to Slayer, dude? What do you want me to do? It's so sick! My hands are just going! It's this non-judgement song, non-judgement song about Joseph Gurbles. It's totally weird. It's just stating facts. Infamamous, butcher, Angel of Death.

Is that on your running mix? It was on my lifting mix for a while. Oh, wow. Also, once I got scammed going to a Slayer where this guy came up to my friend of me and he was like, oh, I have tickets. And we bought them and they turned out to be circus tickets for like the day before. So I had to then spend more money to see Slayer. I spent so much money to see Slayer and I don't really like Slayer.

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Why is it being cut out, Katie? Tell him the other thing. That's what she keeps saying. Tell him the other thing. Oh, we could probably hold off on that. Yeah. . Yeah, his co-star says that he raped her. Yeah. Yeah.

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these low cost, low reward rental properties, rather than selling his big California house with a big mortgage. Because I think the implication is that he is a spoiled tiddy baby boy. Gotcha, got a tiddy baby. tiddy baby. But he's very much like a spoiled brat. Oh, he's like, I want to keep all the stuff that I got. Yeah. Because we see him at different points just being like outrageously shitty to people. Yeah. On many points. Yeah.

So his name is AJ. Yeah. He goes to Detroit to sell his Michigan properties. His lawyer is like yelling at him on the phone when he's there saying that he shouldn't have left the state. Why do you tell him that? Why did you inform him of that? I like that he's not even yelling on him. It's like frustratingly like of course you did, you dip shit. Right, it's like dealing with an idiot child. Yeah, it's like I'm in a rental car. Why are you in a rental car? When he gets to the house Tessessessess. Tess. tess. tess. tess. te. te. te. te. te. their. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's he he the he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, heat. heat. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, th. th. he gets to the house, Tess's car is still parked there, which we're like, oh! And his reaction is, the fuck? Yeah. And not like, oh, this is weird and like, why is this parked in front of my house? Right. So he goes inside and finds the suitcases

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He gets a call and he says it's an important work call and he has to get off the phone and he answers the phone by saying, what up? F-Bom. Calling someone that in 2022. Yeah. It's just an instant, you're the bad guy. Yeah. So it was like, if we didn't think already, oh, don't worry, he's gonna hammer at this point home in just a few minutes.

Yeah, so he meets up with his friend at a club. They're clearly very drunk, or a bar, I don't know. They're clearly very drunk. And his friend's like, well, like, what happened? Like, what really happened? I'm your brok. You know him. Yeah, he raped her. And he said, I'm a persistent dude. Yeah, but he's like, you know me, I'm a persistent dude.

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smaller and smaller and smaller. I know. I know. It's a real weird dream. It's a real weird, reoccurring to the point of where I could just stick an arm into where I want to go. Oh God. Yeah, terrible. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. their their, I'm th. th. I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi. I'm thro. I'm throoo. I'm throoooooo. throoooooooooooome. throoooom. their their their their terrible. I wake up from those dreams and I'm like, oh man, I don't have extra bedrooms. He gets a measuring tape. He's measuring it adding up how much space he has. So stupid. But he's like, he can't add it. He doesn't know how to do square footage. He's like nine and five, I don't know, that's like 40 something. And then he was like, oh, you doosh-knuckle. He is terrible.

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He does and then a great cover over him. And Tess is down there, because we saw his head get squished like a grapefruit. We're real sure he didn't make it. If he did, he shouldn't. You need to orphan that guy right now. And by that, I mean, crush his head with a brick. Yeah, exactly. Not get rid of his parents.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll talk more about them next week. And the They Live episode. Will we? Yeah, I got thoughts. All we're doing, they live next week. Way to spoil it. Which I, by the way, wrote down is, it's alive and not they live.

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did you like that I loved it this is one of the many things that made me like him finding the stairwell and being like yeah maybe laugh because it's the complete the complete the complete the complete the complete the complete the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Him finding the stairwell and being like, yay! Maybe laugh because it's the complete opposite of the reaction of any sane you and me. Any normal person. So she drags him back into her room where the breastfeeding video is playing. And she forces him, she forces him to breastfeed. Which I wrote, whatever, some people are into that, and he has a coming. So I know a lot of people were very disturbed by this

scene and I was kind of like, fuck this guy. Fuck a titty. The fact that it's happening to a fucking duchbag is just like, cares a shit. Like, films, all you have to do is set up that I hate this guy and you can see why it would upset some people. Just we're just fucking a callous over our lives here, you know. Have you watched any of the Guillermo D'Otoro Cabinet of Curiosity show that's on Netflix? No, should I?

It's fucking great. Okay, great. There's a scene in the Pikman's Model episode where someone sees another person sucking on a boob and that boob has like moss on it and he's sucking on and it's like, hey, whatever. Yeah, fine. Who gives a shit? Yeah. Tits are tits, really.

But it was also just like, I've seen worse. Yeah, I've seen we're weirder shit. Yeah, which is a little disappointing because I was talking to my cousin Celeste about this movie who had shockingly seen it before me. Not a big fan of horror. And she was like, well, I'm only going to tell you this. I thought about it for a really long time afterwards. That's awesome. And then when we talked about it after I watched it, she's like, wasn't that so fucked up. I am blown away by how huge this movie is. I know.

And like how many just like regular ass people are like that's like... Yes, she's absolutely a regular ass person who would not, you normally see this kind of movie. Not desensitized buttholes like on this. Oh, sensation's rim. So she kicks the tape measure as test is trying to run away. She kicks the tape measure. Yeah. And this like gets a chase going with the monster. Right. And she does get, she breaks out of the house. She breaks the window. Yeah. And then the hey little girl guy is waiting outside for her.

Yeah. He'd been trying to warn her. Yeah. Oh, it's heartbreaking. that she has to get out of the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood the neighborhood trying to warn her. Oh, it's heartbreaking. And tells her that she has to get out of the neighborhood before night because she comes out at night. And he's telling him like she's got someone else in there and he goes, she ain't even the worst thing in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yuck.

Yeah. And she's not. No. And they're doing this very cool, I always like a rotating camera of like it's broad daylight, she's outside, she's all fucked up, dirty and matted and talking to this guy who's also all dirty and matted because he's unhoused. And they're just standing in like very stark sunlight, having this weird conversation while the camera rotates. And I really liked that. Yeah. I like a lot of the camera, when we we go back to the 80s and it's all fish eye lens as we're watching him walk around I was like oh man it's really cool. It's incredibly artistic without being pretentious this movie

yeah. So she makes her way to a gas station calls the cops how are the cops? How did they do? Useless but it's a horror movie and also racism. Yeah, but it was like it when she puts her hand on the car because she's like oh my god you're finally here and his first reaction is ma'am get your hands off the car. And I'm just like, ugh, and she's like, but no I was just trapped and asked ma'am get your hands off the car. It's like, why canthink they just think she's crazy. She's on drugs and she's, you know, having psychosis. Nah, no, no, cops, man.

Ugh. So interspersed with this, we see Justin Long. Going into a room that the tiddy monster is afraid of, which is like, I don't think I'm going in there. If she's afraid of it, I'm not going in. No. What's in that room, Katie? That lady's yellow dress, first of all, from the 80s. Oh yeah, yeah. And it's, uh, not Doug, that was the neighbor. Yeah, it's Frank. Frank.

Yeah. that's, thepped down here. Is that what he thinks? I think so. I think so. I think so. Because he says we're going to get out of here. Well I'm going to get out of here. Well I'm going to get out of here and I'll get you help. I see. Because he's a good person. Oh, to men. He's not even a good person. That guy's like we're going to get out of here. Well, I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just that he's just that he's just that he's just that he's that he's that he's that he's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. he. he's just. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. he's just. he. he. locked up. He's not chained. He's not under a fucking great now. No, he's in bed. He's very sickly, very poorly in health. Yeah. And he says, Justin Long says to him, that fucking thing is going to pay for what it did. And the guy's scowls. Yeah. So then he notices there's a TV with a VCR. Uh-huh. And about, what, about 50 video tapes? Yeah. With all different descriptions of women on them? One of them said the puker, and I was like, fuck. Fuck.

Oh, no. Yeah. Just, one of them just says no teeth. Oh, God. So, um, that feels like the sort of Easter-eggy things of the white, the, that feels like the sort of Easter eggy things of the whiteboard and cabin in the woods, but in the most sad and upsetting way. He pushes the tape in, like don't push the tape in. You don't want to see the tape in.

Yeah. He pushes the tape in. And then he watches the tape and he did not want to see that tape and says, what the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the the the the the the the the the tha, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he did, and he did, and he did, and he did, and he did, and he did, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he. Yeah, and he's, and he. Yeah, and he. Yeah, and he.. Yeah, and he. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape, tape, tape, tape, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, tape, tape, tape, tape, and he did. Yeah, and he's tape, and he's taptape and says what the fuck is wrong with you. Right. To Frank. Not like he's not also a rapist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Frank finds his gun. Mm-hmm. I wish he'd shot Justin Long. Yeah, he doesn't, though. What's he do? Shutes himself? I did not expect that. Yeah, he's not going to be held responsible for the fucked up shit that he's done. Sure. Men never think they should be. And they should be they should be they should be they should be they should be they should be they should be they should be they should be held th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. never think they should be, which is also one of the themes of this movie. He's been living in a cave under someone else's house for years. And just that like it's been a rental. There've been people in and out of there. Yeah. Oh my god. How was she getting out at night? Great question. Would she going upstairs and sneaking out while people were sleeping? And what was she doing out at night? I guess going to the store. Okay. So the cops bring tests back to the house.

And she's like, okay, we have to kick the door in to get inside. He's like, you don't have a key, you don't live here. The only crime I see is that you kicked that window out. Yeah. I'm like, buddy, you are perfect at your job, actually. Yeah. You're doing it. Ay, ay. So Tess is so insistent on helping Justin Long, that she goes back into the house. And this is a great lesson to never help anyone, don't you think? Is this when the woman chases her back out of the house? Is that what happens next? I think so. Because he, no, um, Justin Long shoots her.

Oh, that's right. And then drags her out. She's able to walk. She's been shot in like the shoulder. Yeah. And they meet up with the unhoused guy on the street again. Yes, but she no, she pins. For us, she pins the tiddy lady to the house with her car. Drove this lady into the house. That's what this is. Yes, yes, yes. And then we think that she's died. But we're watching a horror movie so we should know. She's she's. Yeah. She's. Yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's. She's. She's she's gonna Michael Myers, it? Yeah. And my notes are like, oh, he best not shoot Tess. And then call out or something, like, Jesus Christ, if you know the titty monsters upstairs, call out to this guy. Don't just wander around in the dark because he shoots her.

He does shoot her. He does. He's a bad dude. So they end up getting out and the guy, Justin Long is like, what the fuck? This is my house. And the guy says, you might own that paper, but that's her daddy's house. And I was like, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he takes them back to where he's been staying. Yeah,'s like, yeah man, all these years she's never come in here, never broken into my place, never going to affect me. And

Justin Long is doing this like, woe is me. Like, suddenly he wants to take responsibility for his actions. He's like, maybe I'm a bad person, or I'm a good person who did a bad thing. Like, he's still not even really doing it. It's a very quick turnaround for him. But then what happens? She busts through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man. Like the Kool-Aid Man. Rips off the nice man's arm, beats him to death with his own arm. Oh my God. It cannot be oversaid that she is a god-dame giant. Do a search for real-life Jack Skillington on on YouTube, and it's the actor who played her, dressed up as Jack Skellington, and he moves like him.

Wow. Because his limbs are long like Jack Skellinger's limbs. Yeah. And legs, too. He's a huge person. So they run up a water tower to get away from her. Yeah. And he drops the gun because he's a ding-dong. Yeah.

And like, but like fumbles it like fucking Don Knotts. Yeah, it's very Donutsian. And Tess is like really slow down because she's been shot. So the titty lady is running up after them. And Justin Long's like, well, you're going to have to help me so I can't to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get're going to have to help me so I can get away. Yes. And what's his plan for her helping him? He throws her off the edge.

Uh-huh, to knock the lady off of the stairs. Who like, then I think gets sort of below her to cushion her fall. Yes, she dives to get underneath her because she's her baby. Yeah. And like, just like, thi ths ths tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, thi, the, to he he he he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He, th. He, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooo. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th like oh this is... He says to her come get your baby and then shoves her off. And like just like grabs her and tosses her and I was like you're a piece of shit. I mean how could you not think twice? Like I feel like I'd have a second thought about tossing Vladimir Putin off a water tower. I know I shouldn't, but I probably would you know?? Yeah, no, yeah, because you're a conscious human being. Yeah, and that's why I was like, he's barbarian. And then, so Tess is not dead. She is on top of the titty monster. And he comes down and he's like, I didn't even let you go. You started to slip. I'm saving you. And you're just like, my God.

So what happens next? Titty Liddy chokes Justin Long? No, it puts her fingernails in his eyes and tears his head in half, which is a nice come-up up ends for him. And then Tess looks at Titty Monster. I feel bad even calling her Titty Monster. Yes, you do feel empathy for this creature now. Yes, nothing that...

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Also, she wasn't going back in that basement. Tess was even like, I can't go back there. I can't go back there, which is also very heartbreaking that like, I don't know, Tess was human enough we see test walk away. Yeah. Yeah. What's the what's she gonna do now? Hopefully she got that job. I mean, they held it for. I mean, hope she didn't call that lady and be like, listen, I did not bail on you. Listen, you're not gonna believe this. Yeah. It's wild. It is wild. You were right about Brightmore. Also Justin Long's dead. Yeah. Kady. that. It is. It is. that. that. that. that. that is. that is. that is. that is. that. that is. that. that is. that. that is. that. that. that is. that. that. that. that is. that is. that. that. that. that's that's. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Justin Long's dead. And Bill Scarskard. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Katie. Alan. Let's get ready. You want to raid this, bitch? I do. You go first. So after I watched this movie, I was like, I don't know. I don't know how I feel about this. What had you tripped up? Um, I don't, it was just a lot to process.

There's a lot going on in this movie. Yeah. So I was thinking about it and I was like, I'm gonna watch it again. Okay. And then watching it again, it was like, oh, this shit is wild and kind of genius. And I think very meta on some level where like, like, the casting decisions that they made, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to, and th., and to, and th. to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I was just, I was just, I, I was just, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to thi, to thi, thi.eeeea, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, level where like the casting decisions that they made, I think with Justin Long and Bill Scarsgards specifically, I feel like you're putting you in different directions. Like Bill Scarsgard, you're like, he's gonna be the bad guy.

Of course he's gonna be the bad guy. He's got those big weird eyes. And Justin Long's got this like, I am a stupid puppy. He's got sort of like this all-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, th-s, thi-s, thi-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-s. I-s. I-s, thi-s. He's got sort of like this all-American guy vibe to him that you're like, well maybe he's, you know, like traditionally in film, maybe he's the good guy in the end, maybe you will have this redemption arc. Or, or, maybe he's a walrus. So watching it again I was like, oh, fuck. And then I, watching it again, I also like took in that artistry aspect of it. It was like so fucking well executed. Yeah. It almost feels like the low-brow version of one of those A24 movies, like a hereditary or a midsummer or like a where it's like, it's like, it's like, it's real dirty and gritty like a real weird likes movie, like a real weird, like,

giving birth to a devil baby kind of movie. Yeah, it's interesting that you say that, because it's really not gory at all. All of the most terrible things happen off screen. Really the most disturbing scene is this woman trying to breastfeed someone, which on its face is not actually that disturbing. I do like that we saw Bill Skarsgarden's head literally squished. Yeah.

Yeah. The distrust disturbing thing is still the titting in the mouth. Yeah. But it does have like just this like super grimy feel to it, the whole thing. Sure. Because it has all that stuff that's not happening on screen but is like almost this like lovecraftian layer of funk behind everything. Yeah, just floating in the periphery. Yeah, like if you were just able to peel that back you'd see all that stuff that you do not want to see and you want to gloss over in your review of it. Yeah, totally. Fuck, I think I might give it a nine. Okay, that's where I was laying in too.

Yeah, I really enjoyed it. Yeah. Enjoyed is the wrong word. I was enthralled by it. And yeah, I mean, I think... I did not see the twist coming. Yeah, everything you said, really. Yeah.

I'm excited to see what else this guy does, but I bet the next thing will be terrible. Kudos, I was thinking about this too, like, this movie is hyped beyond belief right now. So hyped. And it didn't disappoint somehow? Same. Which normally we're so cynical. That, like, if you tell us something's good we're ready to just be like, fuck that thing. I mean, literally if everyone likes a thing,

I'm like, I don't think it's good. I have not heard a bad review of it. No. So that's crazy. I know I would like, if you're a horror fan, watch this movie. You already have, I would have, I would have. Yeah, and I I I would I I I would I I I I I I I I I I I I I would I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, I'd like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Literally, th. Literally, th. Literally, th. Literally, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th movie. You already have, I would assume. Yeah, yeah, we're the late to the game people, but uh... It's just because we don't manage our calendars very well. Yeah, what do we even do? Plus, you know, we're getting in there after everyone's done talking about and now you get to hear the real opinions. I mean, it's like internalized that and then come back for truth. Yeah. Yeah. Beautie. thly said, beautiful. thly. thly. thly. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to. thea. to. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. theicemails I'm about to play. Hi Katie, hi Alan, it's Nicholas, one day here, in Scotland, I'm originally Irish here in Scotland, I'm just wanted to said love and thanks to both of you for all that you do, particularly, obviously, over the pandemic and everything else,

being based in Glasgow, I couldn't get back to Ireland for quite a long while during the pandemic back home to Wexford in Ireland so it was not a very nice time but I have to say having we listened to your entire back catalog over the last couple of months I just want to say thanks for just how fabulous you are have an amazing day and amazing week and more parity-e. Lots of love. Bye-bye. First of all, I love the way Irish people say my name.

It's so nice. Oh my god. That accent, I just want to curl up in it like a fisherman's sweater and go to sleep. Like I'm a little kitten inside of a sweater. Oh, and what a kind thing to say. What a many kind kind thi thiiiiiiiiiiii thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that thi, I thi, I'm that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiaaaaa. thiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. thiaaa. thiaa. toa. thing to say. What a many kind things to say? You're so kind. You're so kind. What are we doing that we're attracting such nice people?

We don't deserve it in any sense of the word. What they don't know is that we're trash. You people have to go away. You have the Henderson. We're doing this for your own good. It's for your own good. You can't exist in this world. You're too beautiful for this world. Yeah. Oh, so nice. Thank you so much. Speaking of our listeners, one of the picks next week's episode by leaving us a review and we let them pick. We did. Well, we picked one of them. What did the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. H. the. H. the. the. the. theea. thea. thea. theea. theea. H. thi. H. thi. thi. We did, well we picked one of the reasons they suggested to us. Super kind of them. What did we choose? We chose from Listener Roland, the one who sent us their book. Yes. We

chose their movie, they live. Oh boy. It's a real different vibe to this movie. It was not a back-to-back showing I would recommend. Oh, I would highly and heartily disagree with you, Katie. Oh my God. I can't wait to get into it. All right, let's do it. Because you know I watched my DVD of this. I know you did. I know you did.

Well, just like sensually running your fingers down that poster of John Carpenter's face. that's hanging behind you right now. Or the t-shirt that I have of him or all the other DVDs. He's really the Be his knees. Isn't he just? I just I only refer to him as JC in my notes. Like Jesus Christ. There you have it. So thank you listener Nicholas for your phone call. Thank you listener Roland for suggesting this movie. And thank you listener you just for being the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the the the to the to to the the the the to to the the to the to to be to be to be to be in to be in to be in to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. today. today. today suggesting this movie. And thank you, listener you, just for being here. You're the best. You are. You've chosen the best podcast, which means you're the best person.

Yeah. That, I mean, yeah, how do you argue with it? Choose wisely? Yeah. You can find us on the internet. I think we're going to shut down the Facebook if I can figure out how to do it it it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it the th the th th th th th th th the th th th th th th. The slow death of the universe. Facebook just keeps expanding until it goes cold and dead. Oh God, wouldn't we all deserve it though? We're on Instagram. We have a subredd. We've got Twitter, which I'm like, are we, should we get off Twitter too?

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Channel. Obviously, it's a channel. Every chat room. I get so stressed. It is a very overwhelming app. Yeah. Yeah. so that it's sort of things are broken out a little bit more. Okay, let's work on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's make some rules for the discord. Ew.

Yeah. Don't be a discop. I'm a discoc block. Anyway, come back next week for they live. Yeah. Oh, we have a Patreon. Patreon. Pat and the patron we just did Robocop so if you want to hear his gush over Robocop and his

Badonk. Oh my god he's so hot though. I love the kitty found a new kink. I don't know if it's Peter Weller is that his know if it's metal asses, but I am here for it. Peter Weller, that Peter Sweller. Oh, see, that's not a flaccid penis right there. Anyway. Thanks so much for listening to another episode of WhereWoof Ambulance. Bye-bye. Clear. Oh, Justin Long is the one who says that.

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