Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 406- Damien: The Omen 2 (1978)

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

In this week's episode, we're talking about a terrifying and suspenseful look at the coming of the Antichrist. Just kidding, we're talking about "Damien: The Omen 2" from 1978. This movie is almost en...tirely about muddling through the doldrums of middle management. Other topics for your consideration include: rich people parties, actors we like from other things, Napoleon, fighting a crow, and bad corporate practices.  Did you like "The Omen"? So did we! It's Episode 77. Do you like Sylvia Sidney? She's Juno, the caseworker in Episode 225- "Beetlejuice." Big Lance Henriksen fan? PUMPKINHEAD, baby! It's Episode 57. Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Katie, Alan. I've come to you with an important message from the future. Katie. Alan. I've come to you with an important message from the future. Social media is a dying, dying thing right now. And truly, thank you so much, goodbye. I mean, it's made us the worse for existing. Nothing has, nothing good. Nothing good has come of this experiment.
Starting point is 00:00:29 A couple Arab Springs, they were good, but other than that... Yeah, I mean, that's Deez. Yeah. So why don't we go back to the old days where people go to websites to find out information about things? Alan. Yeah. Can I get a breaking news news news news news-dut-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! We have a website that actually works! It's not an angel fire site? That sounds incredible. What can I find there? Basically just some links and stuff. It's a website, like where you go to get information.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah, I highly recommend going there for the mobile ambulance at the bottom of the page being driven by the werewolf with gold rims. There are also a lot of Easter-akey jokes in there that I think you guys will like. There really are. Our friend Cullen put this together for us out of the kindness of his own heart? What was he doing?
Starting point is 00:01:33 I think it might be a school project. I would give Cullen an A plus plus. That second plus is Drambuoy. Simpson's joke from a tholol thol thol thol th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I th, I th, I th, th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thioloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' thi? It's a Simpson's joke from a thousand years ago. Oh. The teacher had spilled alcohol on the test. Good job. Good job, everybody. But especially Cullen.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yes, especially Cullen. Thank you, Cullin. Wherewith Ambulance. Com! Oh, God. Oh, God. Feel like Megan. POOP. BEEE BEEE BOOT BOOTB
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Starting point is 00:02:36 with ideas like this. Found out about poop. I like the whole cover. Go on poop everything. Poop everything. I want you to. I feel like the whole cover. Go on, poop everything! Poop everything! I want you to. I feel like that song would be a hit with toddlers. Yes. Yes. My toddler loved Andrew W.K.
Starting point is 00:02:54 is a toddler. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Toddlers can thrash. Once a while I think about that video that you sent me of Lucy listening to Gary Newman when she has a book at her hand and the song starts starting, she throwed the book on the ground and just starts dancing. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yeah, she was really into cars for so many, so many of her years. I will tak credit for that. You will. She still listens to that playlist. . You made for her when she was an infant, because I told you that she liked the song, Send me an angel by real life. I was like, oh, let me make an 80 synth podcast for a playlist. We should pass it around. We should have let people listen to that.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Okay. Yeah. Katie. Alan. thereweigh. the podcast that we're occasionally talking about movies, mostly just talk about bullshit. Hi. Hi I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We're th. th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're the. We're the. the. the. the. We're theateateateateateateateateateateateateateateatease. We're theateateatease. We make thease. Hi, I'm Alan Ambulance. I'm Katie We're Werewolf. We're to combine, we're Wherewolf Ambulas. Jesus Christ. And we're here this week.
Starting point is 00:03:50 We're Wilson Phillips, but also poop-based. Or Wilson Phillips, and I think two of us are Wilson's. I'm not sure. Yeah. Carney and the other one. What was their hit? Can we turn that into a poop song? Hold on for one more day. I know that there is poop but you... Oh I just picture you singing that in the vest by the ocean? Oh my god. Oh yeah, it's been a week y'all. Yeah, we're tired. I'm a little bit drunk.
Starting point is 00:04:26 RAH! So we're gonna talk about a sequel to a movie that we both love. Oh, The Omen, fantastic film. Fantastic film. This is Damian, colon, the Omen, two. Why, Damien, colon? Why not the Omen 2, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tho. tho. tho. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th movie. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Why not the omen to you, Colin Damian? What now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Well, you really would have put your lead right up at the front. Yeah. Played by one Jonathan Scott Taylor. Doing all right, I guess. Stopped acting in 1988. Odd. Yeah, yeah. What year is this? original omen? I want to say like 74? Okay, so some time had passed. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:05 I mean he's gotten older. Yeah. Yeah. So we're following Damien as he's been adopted by Richard and Anne Thorn, brother and sister-in-law of the Thorns who died in the first movie. That he kills, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this point I genuinely had to remind myself what happened in the Omen and what happened in I know who killed me because I know who killed me does an Oman baby thing. Remember that that's how the twins got separated? And I was like, wait, where's the other Omen kid? And I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the th the th th the th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi. thi. thin. thea. thea. toan. toa. thea. thea. thean. thean. thea. the. th. the first time in history, the Oman and I Know Who Killed Me have been conflated. Probably in our I Know Who Killed Me episode. I'm sure we said something about how this was the Omen twist. And you're like, and I know who killed me. Now what is Gregory Peck do again?
Starting point is 00:05:56 But this movie is going to offer us some, the briefest of Lance Hendrickson's and I was doing some some reading about him he was born in 1940. Lance Hendrickson? Yeah I believe so. Let's see, hold on one. Let me get that date right for you Katie. Yeah he deserves it that ropey ropey man. Yes born in 1940. Okay. Went into the military in 1955. Oh no buddy. How old does that make him when he went into the military? Oh, carry the one the one the one the one the one the one the one, he the one, he the one, he the one, he the one, he, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. He, th, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. the. the. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Oh no buddy. How old does that make him when he went into the military? Oh carry the one 15? 15? And he apparently didn't learn how to read until he went into the military? Wow. Because he dropped out of school in first grade. You don't let first graders make that decision generally speaking, but... If your first grader is ropey-assed Lantanerson.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah, you're like, fuck it, you do what you want, kid. Well, I'm glad he's found success in his life. Yeah, man, like he sounds like he had an amazing, insane life. Yeah. Wait, is he in this movie? Lance Henderson? Yeah. Yeah, he's the teacher in the classroom, who's who's who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, tham, tham, tham, tham, tham, tham, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he, he, he, he, he, he, he's he's he's he's th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th th th th th thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. for Davin at the Academy. Fuh... This is one of his first roles. Yeah. I miss that entirely.
Starting point is 00:07:16 That's amazing. How do you miss a Lance Hendrickson? I mean, to be fair, I want to tell you how I watched this movie. I watched it from 545 to 645 this morning. HATI I've been working too much. I've been drinking too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too to to to to to to to to to to 545 to 645 this morning. 80! I know, I'm so, I've been working too much, I've been drinking too much, it's all a problem. And then I watched the rest of it in like 15 minute chunks in my office. So you loved it. So I love, I mean I don't know if that broke up the tension or not, but uh... I can tell you, it did not thin. I th. I that. I that. that. that. that. that. I that. that. that. I'd that. that. that. that. that. tho. I tho. tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I that tho. I tho. I've tho. I've tho. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that that that thee. I've thea. I've toeded. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed toed thro. I've throoooooo. I've the. I've the. I've the. I can tell you, it did not. I don't think so. I mean, I watched a full hour and it didn't feel like it was really building anywhere. This is not the Richard Donner masterpiece that the first film is. No.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Lance Hendrickson, Sergeant Neff. Holy shit! Sergeant Neff. Why? Is that short for something? No. It's an an an short for something? Is that anagram for something? Fifen.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Fiffin. Fiffin. We start off as all good horror movies do in the 70s. Yeah. In the Middle East. Why? They're fucking obsessed. And I love the Jerry Goldsmith's score at this point because it's like, Ave. Goldsmith score at this point because it's like, Ave, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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Starting point is 00:08:47 you're dancing. So there's just like Santa Claus looking, mothfucker, and I can say that. Before anyone gets upset or triggered by Alan calling someone Santa Claus looking. Driving through these tiny-ass streets in Jerusalem at, maxed out at 45 miles an hour, but still terrify. Still terrifying. His name is Carl Bougainhagen. The only character from the original omen in this film. Bougainhagen.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I mean, someone wrote that down and was like, Oh no, that's his name. Do you think? Jerry Goldsmith saw Bougain Hagen, there's like Bougainagin, a boo-boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm 100% too. I feel like, I'm gonna, that, yeah, I can't go for that. Yes, great jam. tha. tha. th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thum. th. I, th. I, to, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t too. t t t to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Dennis, how are you? He's not listening. Really? He gave up on us? Oh yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Why? He's like one of your best friends. Got too big for his britches. But he loves Hollinot's. Oh, fuck him then. Maybe it's because that's the only thing we ever said about him. That's not true. He was a guesting to Michael.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Michael who is, what is his job? He's an archaeologist. Wait, does he ever come to the US? Does he ever show up again? No, he dies. Oh, he dies. I thought only Carl Bougainhagen died. No, they were both in there together.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I thought he got out. Okay, sorry. I'm like I said. 45. So they're having this conversation where he's like, have you seen you get you gales wall? And the archaeologist is like, no, that just opened up yesterday. And I was like, is he asking if he's seen a new movie? What is this conversation about? You've got to see it. Daman's on the wall. Uh, the thorn guy came and I gave him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. Hea. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the? the the together. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He's. He's. He's. He's. Daman's on the wall. The thorn guy came and I gave him some knives to kill his son. Yeah. And his son's the Antichrist, and now I believe, even though I did give him the tagers earlier. He did. Four faces of the Antichrist on his rise to power.
Starting point is 00:10:58 They're really getting into it. This is the opening credits. Yeah, they go into a ruin. You're Gales' wall, not a movie, a place. And they keep going into a ruin. And the other, the archaeologist says, I hope this guarantees me a place on the kingdom of heaven. Fuck off.
Starting point is 00:11:20 The whole, the whole of Babylon. Okay, okay, guy, settle down. They're walking through these tiny corridors, and your dumbass friend wrote, Man, I'm glad I live in big hallway times. Yeah, big hallway times are great. I'm too big for these tiny ass hallways. They were smaller people. Yeah. Oh yeah, me at 6 foot 2 would have been like,
Starting point is 00:11:39 no. The whore of Babylon, hi-chi, mychi. I know. The horror of Babylon is the sculpture of many, I think, eight head, serpent heads, and a naked lady. Ayayay. Ayay. Aye. And we go through them later, but like it doesn't really matter. It matters, like, none of it matters for anything, does it? No. No. No. No. It this, it the, it the, it the, it the the, it the the the the the the the, it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the horror, the horror, the horror. It the horror. It the horror. the horror. the horror. It the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the horror. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the horror. the th. the th. th. th. thororororororor. th. thororor. th. thororou. the the the the the the the the the the the the them later but like it doesn't really matter. It matters like none of it matters for anything does it? No no no this it turns out this is just a movie about like fucking people shifted around in middle management it's insane. Oh my god yes like so much of this movie is the inner workings of a multi-sector corporation and like in the words of Holland O no I can't go for that. No, no, Satan is very funky, yeah. Oh, oh. And none of that really pays off in any meaningful way either. Like the guy who looks like he has a perm,
Starting point is 00:12:34 I don't understand what his deal is. That's a haircut that did not make it out of the 70s. No, buddy. And for good reason. I refer to it as the Mike Brady. Yes, strongly Mike Brady. So they go and they see Gail's wall and he's like oh my god it's damning because it's just a drawing of the kid from the first movie with a Medusa head. The picture of his skin with the snakes on his head is very fucking funny. It's like oh we could
Starting point is 00:13:01 left a little bit to interpretation. It honestly looks like they cut out an overexposed photograph of him and you're like, this is an antiquity. It looks like a Banksy. It's so funny. But all of a sudden they're trapped and it's collapsing. Yeah, rock slide upon rock slide. Oh, rip all of that archaeological work. There's like this huge cavern that caves in and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:13:25 damn, Satan, you're rude. Yeah, countless antiquities being destroyed, fucking dick? Just to bury these two old farts. Yeah, but the archaeologist starts sprinting out of there, which is why I thought he got out, and maybe it's because I was writing this note, can't just leave Carl. earn your way into the kingdom of heaven. He does try to get out but then like a rock falls on him and he goes, eh and falls the ground and gets buried under sand. Very. Yeah. For it is written in the book of revelations. Okay dog, all
Starting point is 00:13:52 right. Relax. I feel like every line anybody delivered this movie I wanted to be like, relax. Slow your roll champs. Chicago, Chicago seven years later. Mm-hmm. My kind of town. Love Chicago. Sure. If I ever get excommunicated from Pittsburgh, I might move that way. Oh, really? That's where I'd go, I think. I'm going coastal if I get excommunicated. Which coast?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Eh, I don't know. I don't know. I guess Chicago got that big lake, like Chicago? right in, we know. But so seven years have gone by and this kid hasn't annihilated these people yet, so... No, he's still in his pupil face. It's very strange. I don't understand his trajectory. He doesn't know that he has powers yet.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Right. Yeah. Does he find out that he has powers because he hits puberty or because Lance Henrickson tells him? Column A, column B? Because he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he, he, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. He. He, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he, he. He, he. He, he, he, he. He, he, he. He, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's he has powers because he hits puberty or because Lance Hendrickson tells him? Column A, column B? Because he starts like, he's doing little powers on people. Right. He's got a little like, wah-ah-bao-boom, Satanic, things going on. But like, yeah, I do like that when he's introduced, Damian comes walking towards the house and his like military blues with a fire in front of him because he's from hell.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I guess. But like, he seems like his adoptive parents and his adoptive brother love him very much. He seems very much a part of the family. So has he just been cool this whole time? Yeah, he's been great. Well, the whole thing about the anti-grice is is is is is is is thia is thi is thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's, thi. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. thi. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th th thee. th the. the. the. the. th Antigrist is like he's very charming. Yeah, but he doesn't seem to know. No. Like, the thing about this movie is that I can't tell if Damien is sad about losing his humanity because he felt it for so long?
Starting point is 00:15:33 I think so. Okay. Okay. What makes you think that just out of curiosity? Because later in the film when he finds out who he truly is. There's a long scene on a peer where he's crying. Right. But he goes with it anyway. He does it anyway. Well, I mean, you can't, you know, change who you are.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I mean, people do all the time. Do it? I think so. Name three people they don't. Who, woo, woo. Also, get off this kid's ass. Juno, your caseworker, he's just a child. I was wondering if you recognized Aunt Marion.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Oh yeah, it's her voice. I'm Juno, you're case worker. I love her. She just fucking hates the child. He walks in the room, she goes, oh Jesus Christ, this piece of shit. Fuck, this little dick. But like, why? Because she smells it on him? Yeah. Is it because she's like old and close to death? She can feel that evil on him. Is that? Okay, all right. She sees him throwing that stank eye around. So that's how God's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's. I thi. I's. I's. I's. I's. S. I's. I's. S. I's. God works, huh? Because he stops waiting, he's like, hey, Aunt Mary, and I'm leaving, I just want to say goodbye. Who told you to say that? I just saw you and I thought I'd say goodbye. Yeah, he seems fine. And then his
Starting point is 00:16:52 brother comes in, she's like, oh my God, I love you so much. Just carrying around a trumpet, what the fuck is this? Mark? Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Mark. Mark. th. Mark. th. Mark. th. Mark. Mark. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th-I. th. th. thu-I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, to to say, the. the. the. th Mark. Mark. So it's Richard and Anne Thorn and Mark Thorne and Damien. They are packing these children off to military school because I guess that's what you do? Sure. Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, I'm like it not, uh, like it over the top. Oh yeah. God, I'm glad I grew up poor. Didn't have to go to fancy school. No. Just collided right through public school. Well, you know, there's still's there's there's there's there's there's there's still's still there's still there's still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. Yeah. their. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thoooooooooooooo. th. th. th. the. thea. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. Yeah. th go to fancy school. No. Just collided right through public school. Well, you know, there's still a chance that you could send your own daughter to military again. I cannot imagine sending my child away to school. And the mom's like hands them a box of cookies and is like, here, take some biscuits. And I was like, you Thorne. Anne Thorn.
Starting point is 00:17:45 And Thorne, she gets the, I mean, I have to say, surprise me at the end. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No spoil. Yeah. So we get, uh, let's see, uh, Aunt Marian, big fan of Mark, not a big fan of Damian. Yeah, she's, so she says that she owns 27% of thorn industries. Yes, and also the Thorn Museum, which is what it's called, which is confusing because it's the museum of what? You know what I mean? Thorn stuff.
Starting point is 00:18:14 But it isn't. I think it's natural history, but I'm not sure. Thorn history. Gotcha. Gotcha, gotcha. She's having this discussion with, what are they, Tony and Anne, Bobby and Anne, Robert, Richard, and the guy from the museum is at the table like, ah, I'm trying to crawl out of his skin. He is so awkward. I really like that a lot.
Starting point is 00:18:37 And he's like, oh, I should leave. And she's like, no, you stay here, because you're in the museum business and I want you to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the museum, to be the museum, to be, the museum, the museum, the museum, to be the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the the the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum business and I'm a museum. I want you to be here to hear this. What? Okay. So she says she wants them to send the boys to separate schools. Yeah. And Anne says they're our sons will decide how they're raised. And she goes, neither boy is your son, which is so fucking mean. And I was like, fuck, am I'm tie right now? Because she's rude and I'm feeling it. Oh, that's, I mean, clearly all Anne wants is to be a good mother.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Or at least that's what we think. And to tell her that neither child is hers when she's raised them both, mm-mm. But if you're a bullshit. That's a bullshit. that's a perfectly acceptable reason to throw someone onto the street. She's like, I want her out in the morning and her husband's like, well... Such a dick.
Starting point is 00:19:32 So then Charles, the museum guy's like, I'll set up the slides. to the slides. to them. Yeah I thought for a second he's because Richard's like who's that young lady and I thought for a second she was sitting on the horror of Babylon I was like get your ass off there it's an antiquity it belongs in a museum! So do you. She's not a young lady by the way. She gets referred to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the to be to be the the the the the the the the the horror. I. I. I. I. I the horror. I. I the horror. I. I. I. I the horror. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. true. tr. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the What? She gets referred to as a young woman multiple times. Her crow's feet have gross feet. Yeah. I mean, fine to look that way, but you're not a young lady.
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Starting point is 00:20:38 Because they can't they remember faces. Yeah, because if you wrong them, they will hunt you down. The East End crows are back. You seen them today? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're great. Flying over. Yeah, flying over? Yeah. Yeah. They're gi in the striy stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shining stuff. Yeah. Shining stuff? Yeah. Shini. Shi Shini stuff? Yeah. Shini. Shink. they're the th. Shini. Shini. Shi. Shin stuff. Shin stuff. Shi. Shi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.ets? Sure. Yeah. Do they want food or stuff? Stuff? Stuff. Maybe I'll give them both. Yeah, can't go wrong. Skittles? I wouldn't give them skittles. Why? Because it's both shiny and food. What if they want to taste the rainbow? They can fly! That's really true. They could taste a literal rainbow. All right. any. Anyway, fucking Mary, and she had a come in, she has a heart attack and dies. And the crow says to her, that was for that thing you said about this woman adopting children. That was fucked up, lady? Fucked up. Yeah. So we cut to military school when we meet Neff.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Yes. Who's been like, the anticipation of meeting Sergeant Neff. And he's like, you'll speak to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me they. they. they. they. they. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, the the the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to, and to, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, the. And, the. the. throw. throwe. throwe. throwe. tr true.oooooooooo too too. too. the. the. the. And, the. And,to this there's this anticipation of meeting Sergeant Neff and he's like you'll speak to me only when you're spoken to and you'll listen to everything I say and he's talking about how like his career will depend on what these kids can achieve and I was like what kind of things can these children achieve like are they gonna end the Cold War? Is it the cold war begun yet? Yeah we're in it. A little bit yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A little bit, yeah. Maybe for a few decades. I mean, you know, the exciting parts. The entirety of Lance Hendrickson's life up until this point, we've been involved in it.
Starting point is 00:22:13 That's true. Yeah, I guess not, not until after 45. Anyway, he's only 38 in this movie. And I'm like, Lance Henn, I'm 38. And you look very young. Nah. Young lady Katie. My cross feet, I have curse feet. That was rude of me, I'm sorry. What did say about that lady? Old lady Katie? Oh, that was, yeah, it's fine. No, I did not call you. I like moment you're Damian is Southern, he's like, Damian Thorne, Sergeant.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I was like, what is this? Are you a Southern lawyer? Did Rob come running in from another room? Was like, but, oh, Civil War? Did someone say, Sergeant? Uh, then we cut to Richard going to his downtown offices, which are the shiniest wooden offices that have ever existed. So shiny, he has a fireplace in his office.
Starting point is 00:23:11 What the fuck? Oh man, to be old time, he's rich must be nice. Yeah. He's talking to Bill, who's talking about Paul, who's proposing something and like, I don't understand and the problem is that I never understand and never care. Yeah. Paul is, or Bill is old and Paul is young with that perm. It's not fucking perm. You know that Paul's the future.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Right, perms are the future. Yeah, in 1978 they kind of were. It's true. I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but in the Sex Pistols documentary the Filth and the Fury Johnny Rotten is talking about Steve Jones and he says Steve got a perm. Unfortunately it became permanent. I was like you catty motherfucker. It's catty as hell. Unfortunately it became permanent. It sounds like something. What a piece of shit he is though yeah? Oh yeah. Yeah real piece of shit he is though, yeah? Yeah, real piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:24:05 The guy from the sex pistols and his Trump t-shirt? Come on. Honestly. Yeah. Who would have thought that old British people would be conservatives? Ooh, most of Britain. Bill and Paul, they're going at it. So yeah, what we are to understand is that Paul has a proposal for what Thorne Industries should be doing. Yeah, the future is famine. Yeah. He keeps saying that. He keeps saying that, energy and electronics, which what, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:24:34 Yeah. Uh, and the future is famine. So is he talking about basically like buying up land, growing crops on it, and then selling it back to the people who live there? It's selling the food that they go. Yeah, like the arable land. Yeah. So he's Nestle? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, got it. I'm like that in 1979, this was like cruel and in 2022. Yeah. And being like, yeah, it's yours. It's yours. But we took it. And now you can pay for it. Yes. Yeah. I don't get it. Our profitable future lies in famine. All right. Like, are they already doing farming? I don't understand what Thorne Industries does besides energy and electronics. What's the guy's name, Picasso or something?
Starting point is 00:25:22 Passarian? I love him. I'm obsessed with him. He, this will mean nothing, Mike Bollum will get this. Hey Mike. He was a psychiatrist on a few episodes of Mash is where I knew that actor from. I like him a lot. Pessarian is a great name. Yeah, I like it's like indeterminately European. He could be Greek, he could be Turkish, he could be Italian. Italian. Yeah. It could be Portuguese. Portuguese. So yeah, Pessarian shows them around like the gardening center that they have in this high ride. I guess, yeah. And then Richard gets a call that Aunt Marion has shed this mortal coil. Right. And yeah, and then falls like, well this is my big break. Right, I don't know why. Why is Aunt Marion's death his big break? I don't know. Okay. Cut back to the school where Mike, or Marcus, fighting a bully.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Yeah, he just punches that kid. Yeah, Mark's cool. He was rude to his brother. Yeah, so just punches that kid. Yeah, Mark's cool. He was rude to his brother. Yeah, so he punches this kid. But then when we cut back to them, that kid is holding him down, he says, what's the matter, Thorne? You don't like it on your back? And I was like, what? What? Is this what boarding school is? I think so? Okay, gross and bad, yeah. And this is where Neff reveals to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the the neck th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thine, the, thu, the, the, he's that's that's that's that's that's the the th. He's th. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, th. He, th. He, th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. the. theeeeeeean, theean, theean, thean, theeeat the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Okay, gross. Gross and bad, yeah. And this is where Neff reveals to Damien, he's like, I am also an orphan. Yes. Yes, he's like you will grow into who you are. Yeah. Whatever. And this is where Damian first shows that he has like magical eye powers? Yes, he knocks this bully kid to the ground. This magical eyes.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah. And Lance Hendrickson just says to him like, what do you mop in the floor? Get up! All right. I like the Lansenderson's a noosy. Yeah. Ah, see, get up!
Starting point is 00:27:19 So we meet the young lady, Joan Hart, Joan Hart, who is dressed amazingly. What was she wearing? All red, and her collar of her coat is this red-furry, thick, wide lapel to her ribcage of red-fur collar. She looks amazing. She's skinned a muppet. She looks great. She, she learned she was friends with collar. She looks amazing. She skinned a muppet. She looks great. We learned she was friends with David Warren from the first movie. Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:52 And she is trying to, under the guise of trying to interview Richard through Charles, who is her friend. She's really trying to warn him about the grave danger that he and his family are in because of Damien. Yeah, she weasels her way way to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to to therying to warn him about the grave danger that he and his family are in because of Damian. Yeah, she weasels her way into his car. Right, she really fast talks him, it's very good. And she must have rolled a good skill check. Yeah, and starts like convincing him, or trying to convince him that like Satan is real. And she didn't believe either, but now she's 100% on board. Yeah, she's like th. in grave danger, put your strength in Christ, only he can protect you.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And you're like, oh, brother. That they found Bougain Hagen skeleton. Bougain Hagen. By, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And I have a note that is definitely a misty. that's definitely Christian Betty. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, did I type Christian Biddy? That's not a thing that I say. That's not the thing you would say, no. And then they talk about Yegail was a 13th century monk. This is wild though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Didn't they get you Gale's wall seven years ago? Why is it only coming over now? You got clean it up. Had them them them them them them them them them them the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. A bit of a bit of a hole for me. Oh, this movie. Yeah. So he made me and Colin, a bit of a hole for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was a 13th century monk who made some, had a visit with Satan. Made some kind of deal with him, like found out some information. Snakes you listen to all this. Yeah. So that's how he knew what the antigrace was going to look like. Oh okay, yeah. Which is Damian with snakes on his head. Yeah. Snake hit Damian. Yeah. So he kicks her out of the car. Yeah. And, uh, somehow she gets back in her car. And the next time we see her, she's in her car.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I don't know how she gets there. Right, and then she's driving to meet Anne, right? Oh, right, right, right. She meets Charles and Anne at the, um, at the museum. Yeah. And Charles is like, I just got a call from Richard and he said you were very rude to him. Yeah. Well, Anne doesn't seem to care because Anne doesn't really seem to give a fuck about anything. She doesn't. Except her babies. So the next time we see her she's driving down the street and with a red furry collar down like a farmland road. Uh-huh. Very far outside of Chicago one would presume. I wouldn't think, yeah. Not a lot of farmland in downtown Chicago.
Starting point is 00:30:25 No, not a lot of space for it. And somehow Damian fucks up her car, despite not being there. Well, she goes to meet with him. Oh, right. Which is where Daman and Joan have. You know what? This is where I picked it back up at work.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Just leave it running and I listened in the car. David and Joan have a meat cute, then she drives fast reciting the Lord's prayers. Right, right. And her car breaks down. Yes. And then she gets out of her car and sees a farmhouse. And then a crow shows up and gets stuck in her hair and pecks her eyeballs out. Crows are so cool though. But also like as per usual I'm sitting there thin,
Starting point is 00:31:03 can I take this thing in a fight? And I think I could take a crow, but maybe not. I'm wearing a Tweed jacket, I'm pulling that up over my head. Yeah. I just feel like I could wrench a crow from my head and smash it into the ground. Yeah, I think so. I think so, too. I think we should arrange a fight between you and a crow. No, you fight a crow. I'll let you hit me with the paddles. It's there an underground crow fighting room in Pittsburgh?
Starting point is 00:31:32 Is it the time of year to do it? It really is. They're all passing over right now. They won't miss one of them. So she gets packed in the eyes by the crow and falls down in a ditch and then gets up and she's like, huh? Who what? She looks great though. I think she looks great. Who am I? Where am I? But also how does this truck driver not see a woman dressed all in red on the side of a flat Illinois road? I mean, you could see her coming for miles. Yeah, and then she totally gets gauged from Pet Cemetery. Yeah, mushes her anyway. And when her body flies up over the truck
Starting point is 00:32:07 and it is just the lightest fake-ass dummy you've ever seen? Yeah. So good. This, I have seen this movie before. This whole death is the only thing I remembered from this movie. Yeah, I think it's the only good part. Yeah, I don't remember. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I blanked, I blanked, I blanked, I blanked, I was like, I was like, I blanked, I was like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I've like, I didn't, I was like, I blanked everything out. Yeah. I mean, a woman getting her eyes pecked out by a crow and then wandering into the path of a truck is fine. It's great. I spent this whole movie going, where the fuck is Sam Neal? Because he plays adult Damien in the next movie. Oh, does he really?
Starting point is 00:32:36 Does he now? Does he now? That has to be a terrible? Terrible. And fun. Yeah. But yeah, so she's dead now. That's fine. We are now at Mark's birthday party. Where his cake is so cute. It's a bunch of people ice skating on a pond with trees and stuff. I was like, oh, that's adorable. Yo, having a rich person's party must be dope as hell.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Yeah, I wish I could have a rich person birthday party. Maybe someday. Maybe someday. Maybe someday. I want to things like a cake. No, on the fucking ice on the pond that you or lake that you have private access to. With all your rich thiass friends and you're just a dad who gets hit in the face with snowballs it doesn't go, you're motherfuckers. Yeah right loves getting, excuse me, 1978, no dad is cool with getting him with a snowball. None. You have knocked a palm mall out of their mouth and probably over that can of
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Starting point is 00:33:55 Gail. I'm going to. What's that? You ever drive a snowmobile? No, I would not. No. So dangerous. You would not. Oh, they are so dangerous. What? You just go fast in one direction on the flat. Zim-zoom. Zim, the zoom.
Starting point is 00:34:11 No, they're very dangerous. They're like lamb jet skis. Yeah, jet skis. Yeah, jetskis are incredibly. I never see no one die, no jet ski. Well, you live in a landlocked city, so it's like not high on the things you see regularly. Three rivers, you think I would have seen it by now. People do ride jet skis on the rivers. Do they? They occasionally.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Just a fucking turkey tail of gross ass water shooting up behind them. Speat the speed boats and whatnot. Sorry, I interrupted you with my snowmobile question. Did you say that there were a hundred cars found in the Allegheny River? Did you read that? I love that story. I'm so happy about that. Were they like looking for a watch and found a hundred cars? She was like, oh, they were looking for a body, found a different body. And then some different different bodies. Yeah, it's usually where they are, huh? Oh, she is that. Oh, is. Oh, is. Oh, is. Oh, is. Oh, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that, that's. that's. that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. that, I. that, I. that, I. that, I, I, I, I that's, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that where I left them bodies fall? Oh, God. So, all of, uh, or Paul is at this party as well, and he's talking to Richard about the business and it's just like, why do we care about these inner workings of Thorne Industries, like, their business plans, it had better pay off. Yeah. It doesn't. No. No. His name is Boer.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Boer. No. No. His name is Boer. Boer? Paul Boer. Beer. Bear. And he's having this weird conversation with Damian where he's like, you're becoming a man. You're hitting puberty here at 13. There are initiations and cultures and rights. Are you going to circumcise this kid? Or jerkumize it? Seriously. Initiations, dude. I was like, dude. I was like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, bear, bear, bear, bear. the, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, dude. I was like, dude, if this guy wasn't party to this kid being the Antichrist, this would be very nasty. So he is party to this kid
Starting point is 00:35:54 being the Antichrist? Oh yeah, for sure. He is and the sergeant is. Okay. How do they know? Because they're in league with Satan? Okay. Yeah, just like later we else we find out has been in a league with Satan this whole time. Okay. So that everybody's out skating on the pond in the ice breaks because they're playing hockey with like 12 15 year olds and then fucking 2,000 year old Bill. Bill is old. His fucking captain caugur, mustache having mothed with the kids. Just Bill no. Bill is old. His fucking Captain Kangaroo mustache having motho fucking ice skating with the kids. Just Bill, no.
Starting point is 00:36:29 He breaks through the ice. Yeah. Oh, this is a fucking nightmare, though. Oh, yeah. Awful. He's alive for so long. He's alive for so long. And Paul is just standing there, and you're like, it looks bad for you. thu fucking help. And thi Bill Bill, the Bill, the bill, the bill, the bill, the the the the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's help and then Bill surfaces around the like thin ice and water around like a
Starting point is 00:36:50 tree yeah yeah yeah and nobody gets there fast enough to pull him out he's there a while hmm and then Richard kind of like goes over slides out on his knees it goes no no and then everybody just stops trying to get Bill out. And then they're like, whoa, they're still cake. It's so cute. It's the pond. Then the next thing we see, I think, is Paul on the cover of Fortune magazine?
Starting point is 00:37:17 Why? He just got a new job. He's just another guy at this company. I think that was supposed to be like, time has passed. Ah. Yeah. Not that much though, because it's still winter. It's Chicago. Yeah. That could be like any time during nine months of the year.
Starting point is 00:37:33 All right, but still not that much time. That's all I'm saying. Don't get in touch Chicago. You know your city is cold there. It's cold there. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold to buy a snuggies to record him up here. It's cold season. It is. So yeah, so Paul is now like, he's the new president and Anne and Richard are going to go on vacation because they just need to mellow out man, they need some time, you know?
Starting point is 00:37:59 And Paul's like, no problem, man, I'm just going to go buy some land and Richard's like, no problem, man, I'm just gonna go buy some land and we're just like I thought I told you not to do that. He's like, famine is the future. Yeah, he does it anyway. I was waiting for him to be like, yeah, we're gonna do famine, move on to pestilence? Pestalence, yes. But no. But no. Yeah, I surprised they didn't have like a medical division that was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I was. I was. I, I was. I wastalking about fracking later like I just don't understand I just don't understand. Yeah, yeah yeah. Satan would frack though huh? Oh this and then we cut to Damian in class challenging the professor or the
Starting point is 00:38:36 teacher. Not even there he's talking about the Napoleonic Wars and they're drawing funny pictures of him and Damian giggles. And he's like, who laughs at Napoleon? I was like, I know, guy. Most people? Most people I would think. I don't know. That's why you have those paintings of himself so big so you look tall. Yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I don't know shit about Napoleon really. I know he was short and put his hand in his jacket and then left for a while and came th and ver, Cleveland. That's all I know. You can say his last name, like, blown apart, which is funny. That is pretty good. And then the teacher is like, oh yeah? Well, what happened in Jim Jam, 90 Doo? Oh, God. This can know so much. It's just like, dates off for a while.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I was like, this is your movie? This is what we're doing in your movie about the Antichrist. Wikipedia.com, backslash, things the Antichrist knows. And Neff sees him doing this, and he's like, Damien, get over here. Does the Antichrist just know stuff like, the Christian God know stuff? Is he just omniscient? I guess? Or like Satan was like, like Satan was like, like, the Satan, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, like, th. Like, like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, his ear like, okay, Napoleon, I know that's something, it's that guy. Satan just leaping through like a giant encyclopedia. Uh, David, you're gonna need to call a lifeline. I don't know this one.
Starting point is 00:39:52 I'd like to call my friend the Prince of Darkness. Uh, Beelzebub, please. Um, so Neff is like, hey man, lay low. We know who you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh, th. Uh. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Yeah, tha hey man, lay low. We know who you are, you know who you are. Read the 13th chapter revelations. You'll find out who you are. Imagine like, just imagine reading the Bible to find out who you are. Just woof.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Well, Katie, I was actually going to ask you about if you've read the good word or not, because the Bible will tell you who you are. Oh, well, who, okay, who you you you you you you you you you you you you you are, who you you are? I I I I I I I I I I you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you are you? I? I'm you. I'm you are. I'm you are the the Bible. the Bible. the Bible. the the you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. th. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. you are. th. th. th. you are. I th. I you are th. I you are you are the you are you are you are you are the the the you are the you are th. I th. I th. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi read the good word or not, because the Bible will tell you who you are. Oh, well, okay, who am I? I'm not the Bible, Katie. God damn it. Anyway, military school seems like it sucks. Yeah, the indoor drum corps was a bit. Yeah, it's a bit. Or playing bugles in like a big open space like that? No. Go home. Go to bed.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Did somebody die or do they just play taps at the end of the day? Like, it's the day has ended. Yeah, well, this is after he finds his birthmark, right? Right, because he reads about the number of the beast. Q-I iron maiden song, Missed Opportunity. Yes, if this were directed by Dario Orgento. Yes, I would have loved that. So Damian knew that he had three sixes as a birthmark on his head because he immediately went to it. I don't know. And he was like, oh man, I got those sixes. Yeah, I guess if I was checking myself for a birth mark, my hair would be one of the last places I'd look. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Yeah. I guess you would feel it. It looks a little raised. It's like, what's this, three-sixth? Yeah. So, well, like, could he have just gone on being a regular kid if he didn't meet Neff? Or would his manhood? No, somebody else would have like, the other, was Satan nursing. Okay. Um, why do I have a note that just says, freaks?
Starting point is 00:41:48 I don't know. Who knows? Sure. Oh, he freaks. Oh, he freaks. Yes, he does. He freaks out. And he runs and like goes to appear and yells, why?
Starting point is 00:41:57 Why me? And then he cries. Yeah, I don't get that. Like do they just do that to put everybody to bed? Is it like their lullaby? Who doesn't like taps? Eh, it's sort of makes you think someone's died. Yeah, it's very upsetting. Yeah, it's very upsetting. Yeah, it's so much. Yeah, calm down. to the the Navy. today. the military tauranny's tha's tha's tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha' tha' tha' tap' tap' tap' tap' tap. tape. tape. tape. their their their their their their their tap. tape. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. tap. tap. tap. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. t. tap. tap. t. t. tap. tap. t. t. Too much. Yeah, calm down. Relax. Hey, military? Take it down a notch. Oh, that's terrible. We're thank you for your service.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Anyway, Pissarians back. He returns from India where they've gulped up some land. And they're talking about people being strangled or something? Like land sellers are being killed. I don't get what's happening here. Three people were killed who stood in the way of their acquisitions. Oh, yeah, so Satan is working, doing his working his plans, planning his work.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Okay. Yeah. And then earlier in the movie, Paul was like, hey, why don't you come by the factory and check out what we do here at Thorne Industries? Right. So, can, do, do, do, do th, do th, do th, do th, do th, do th, do th, do th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, or something something, th, th, th, or something something something something, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, or something, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thi. thine Industries. Right. So, he's like, can I bring my friends? Like, they don't want to fucking come. And they were all, they did. They did, they loved it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 This is great. He's like, all right, guys, how do you like it so far? Fuck you. Ding-dong. You're just trying to figure out what they they theythere. Is it oil production? Is it making farming stuff? Are they Monsanto? Like what is happening? I don't know. Yeah. And he says something about the future is solar energy and you're like what? Yeah, like what? Yeah, well, yeah, but like what? What? Is Satan solar energy? I mean, he is a heat guy. I don't know. He's kind of my thing. Like the sun.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yeah. These scenes are excruciatingly long of dipshits walking is a note that I have. This movie is just men talking to each other. It's so fucking boring. Polar opposite of last week's movie. Yes. And maybe that made this chafe me a bit more. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Was having just watched a movie with like strong female characters? Stupid, stupid, female characters, but very strong and stupid. You can be both. You often are. I am. I would describe you to people. I'm a strong, stupid. Oh, Katie, she's always lifted way. I mean, I'm that strong too emotionally, too, too, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, to strong, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to be strong, to be strong, to be strong, to be strong, the to be strong, tooom. I. I, tooom. I'm a strong, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. Ia. Ia. Ia. I'm, the. Not that kind, I mean I'm that strong too, but I'm also, you know, like, emotionally strong,
Starting point is 00:44:26 but also just very stupid. God, I need to lift emotional weights because I'm also emotionally weak. Yeah. Well, look, you just have to shove. You have to get better at shoving down. Have you watched Abbott Elementary? No, should I?. It's a thia, thiiiiiiiiiiiiii............................................. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, I'm, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.... to.......................................... big sitcom guy, but it's a sitcom about a middle school or a grade school in Philadelphia. Okay. And it's very funny. Okay. But there is a scene where someone like is talking to someone who's leaving
Starting point is 00:45:10 and they just like choke up and walk away because they're like I can't talk to you right now. And it like totally brought me to tears. And it like totally to tot. And it. And it tot tot tot totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally totally the totally tot. And it the the the the the the they. And it's they. And it's they. And it's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. And it's. And it's very. And it's very. And it's very. And it's very. And it's very. toda. And it's very. tote. tota. Shove it down Alan. So Pessarian is like I got to go check on P84 whatever the fuck that is. Whatever we never I mean we see it but we don't know what it's doing we don't know what comes out of it and we don't know why Jesus Christ. But we're definitely getting every time Bessaryon is now on screen it's A they boop-bo-doo-tah-da-da-da-da-boom boom-poom yeah every time it is very um chanting in Latin funk beat every time someone's gonna die it really telegraphs it doesn't it we don't want to scare anybody with these deaths like just brace yourself it's coming this is like a horror movie for old people
Starting point is 00:45:43 yeah it is It's like, okay, ready? Here we go. Everybody, we're going to need your attention. This scene, so they're checking on P84 and he's down on the floor of the clipboard, reading off the checklist to the technician who's working on it. And he's like, this thing, this thing, this guy goes, uh-oh, and Pesarean goes, what's wrong? And then it explodes, which is like, that's the kind of thing I'm here for, just the stupid dialogue. And then this man's gray face and foam coming out of his mouth. Why? Why? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Poisonous gases from Pee the P'se toe, stood for poison. The Pee stood for poison and the 84 was for the percentage of the gas that is poison. Sure. Got it. And also like do not hurt Passarian, he's a gem. What did he do? He was out there scouting the land, wasn't he? Because he was upset about the fact that the three people died who stood in the way. He thought it was like weird and he didn't like it. I see. So he dies where I have the note, Pesarian, who could have predicted? And the kids all get gasped and they're all affected by every single one of them. And Damien and Paul like make eye contact. You're like, oh, evil, recognize evil, I guess. So Damian does know he's being a shit.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Yeah. Okay, got. All right. So yes, you're right. They're all affected. Yeah, except for Damian. Except for Damian. Which is very interesting to the doctor who decides he wants to conduct more tests on him. And who was the doctor in his first film role? I don't know. That is one Mishak Taylor. Who's that? You might know him as Hollywood from mannequin? Oh? Oh, I'm looking at him right now. He was also designing women? I did see a little designing women in my day.
Starting point is 00:47:31 My Nana liked it. Me shak, fucking Taylor. Oh, he died. Yeah, he did that's way. Oh, too bad. Yeah. But I was like... And he's in Manikin too, uh, uh, uh, Bernie.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Fucking, what's his name? I can't think of his name. Bernie. It's a weekend of Bernie, Bernie. Terri-Kazar. That's the one with Christie's Hanson. The first one is, uh, Kim Patrol. We should really do those maybe sometimes.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Terrifying. So yeah the doctor wants to keep Daming because he's like it's really weird that he wasn't affected by this I want to see what's going on. Maybe he can help other people or something. And they're like no no no we'll bring him back. So he gets some blood from Dami. My God what is it? And he's like, look at the blood. He's like, look at the blood book. And he compares bloods to bloods. And what?? to. to. to. to. the, to. to. to. to. their. their. to. to. their. to. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to to to to their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. So. their. their. So. the. the. the. the. the. te. to. to to. to. to to. to the to. the thes. He gets out his blood book, and he compares blood to bloods. And what does he get? Jackal. Jackal blood. It's so fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:48:30 If you have jackal blood, you look like a jackal. I'm thinking. No, no. His mother was a jackal. He doesn't look like it at all. at the note, I just lulled at my desk but I told my staff I was doing a training. That's why I had my headphones on. You won't believe this hilarious joke the trainer just said. Oh my gosh, anti-money laundering stuff is just wild. I hope one of your staff is listening.
Starting point is 00:49:00 They found out about this, I'd be humiliated. Don't anybody tell them, don't anybody find my work? Actually, this is something we've been meaning to bring up. Yes, we share a lot of our lives with you. Too much. And be cool. Be fucking cool. Just respect our boundaries. If we had ever thought that anyone other than our friends were going to listen to this show, we would have used pseudonyms.. to to to to to th.. to th. th. th. th. thu. to thu. thu. thu. to to thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. to the. the. the. the. the. thu. the. thoom-n-n't, thoom. Don't, thoom. Don't, tho. Don't, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, thu. Don't, their, their, their thu. Don, thu. Don, thu. Don't, thu. Don't, thu. Don't, thu. Don't, thu. Don't the. Don't theanan. Don't thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooomu. Don't thau. Don't thea. Don ever thought that anyone other than our friends were going to listen to this show we would have used
Starting point is 00:49:26 pseudonyms but we didn't so now we're very findable. Yes. And we expect... And I understand that you're gonna, you're interested and you want to look at stuff. Google it. Just be cool. Don't send us weird stuff. Don't send us stuff. Don't send out to a the internet from a long. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the.. the.. the........................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th ago? Yes. Don't do it. This has caused me to finally sign up for a PO box. Yeah. Because I realize that we have gotten to a point where I can't be cool with you being cool anymore. We, Alan's question of are you a creep was not actually cutting it. I know, no, people can lie.
Starting point is 00:50:00 So we're gonna have a PO box in. Get ready for that. Yeah. Ooh, like anthrax. No, not like anthrax. Just scottian. Guitar player of anthrax. Just, be cool. Be cool. You guys get it. We had a thing recently happened where someone shared information
Starting point is 00:50:19 that they found and it was, it set me off like you would not believe. Alen looks out for me. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, like, thi, thuo, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Yeah, I I I I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Oh, thi. Yeah, thi. Oh, thi. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like off like you would not believe. Alan looks out for me. And, yeah, I'm just very protective of you and of... And I mean of yourself, we should be protective of it, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Just because you can fight a crow. You know? You think it was a crow? But yeah, be cool.
Starting point is 00:50:41 And so Damian can do anything he wants even when he's not looking. I thought it was his eye. He had to look at something and he could do it. No. Katie, come on, he's the antichrist. I guess. I just thought he was like getting his powers. So he fucks with the elevator that the doctor's in.
Starting point is 00:50:56 This scene is fucking hilarious. like Fred Flensstone running by the same window over and over again. It's Mishak Taylor plummeting in this elevator. And it's just the same floor over and over. And the floor is lit red, which nothing else in the building was lit red, so it's insane looking. Why would you do this? And it's just fallen, it's fallen, it's fallen, and it's the third floor. It doesn't go all the way to the bottom. falling, I fall and he stops right at the third floor, it doesn't go all the way to the bottom. I wrote here, got a jump at the end, right, Alan?
Starting point is 00:51:26 Exactly. That's how you catch yourself. You catch yourself. Just jump. Uh, and then, uh, Mishak Taylor's like, okay, that's, oh no, and it falls away, the way to the bottom. And then, uh, these two two two two two two two two, two, the the the the th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's how you you that's that's how you're that's how you're that's how you're that's how you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that's. That's. That's, that's, that's, that's. That's, that's, that's that's that's that's how you're. that's how you're that's how you're the. that's how you're the. that's how you're that's how you that's how you that's how you, that's how you can't, the elevator in half and I know the director was like this is my fucking decapitation scene from the first movie yes I'm gonna be heralded for the centuries over this Richard Donner still gets spoken about for how cool cutting David Warner's head off is it looks great
Starting point is 00:52:02 they do they could only do it in one take one and done because they really cut off David Warner's yeah yeah is. It looks great. They could only do it in one take, one and done. Because they really cut off David Warner's, huh? Yeah, you never saw him on anything else. And definitely not waxwork. And black, uh, black death, did you say that? Yeah, like death? And, uh, so this weighted cable falls, and it cuts the elevator in half. cutting Mishak Taylor in half, but it looks so shitty. It's so shitty. It like, I feel like it goes in slowmo for a second there where
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Starting point is 00:53:10 Seriously, get back out there. So Mishak got cut in half and it was dumb and it sucked and I hated it. It's a bummer. It's a bummer. And they're like, oh, the doctor has died. Gosh, people in our lives, should I do, keep dying? Ha ha ha ha. Here's why I have a note that this is, oh, this movie is forever long. It is forever long.
Starting point is 00:53:27 It's two hours, it does not need to be two hours. So they're like, oh, everyone keeps dying. And then you're like, oh, when's Charles gonna die? He's like, I got Boug good sign, Latin chance. And he has the letter to Thorn that Bougain Hagen wrote. Yeah, I imagined him reading it going, I don't read Latin. Oh wait, yes I do. It's not in Latin. Bougain Hagen wrote it.
Starting point is 00:53:56 So he reads a letter, bugs out, drives to the thorns. There's this extremely dramatic music as he's shoving these icons into a bag. And th and th and th and th and th and the the th and the thagu and the th and th. And th. And their th. And th. And th. th. thum thum thum thum thum thum, thum, thum, tham, tham, thum, thum, tham, tham, tham, tham, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thag, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thu, thu, thu. I I I, thu, thu. I thu, tomombun, tombun, tombun, tombs, tombs, tombs, tombs, tombs, tombs, thau. I's, thi icons into a bag and they don't know why. They're the blades. Oh, yeah, they're the daggers. It wouldn't be better if it was Bougain Hagen's box of blades. I can't even say it. Bukin' Agen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:16 So he drives over to Richard and he's like, oh man. Wait, they're having like a movie night. And the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the and the movie gets messed up and Damon yells up to Mark, projectionist and he goes, drop dead and they all laugh and smile. The parents do not correct that. First of all, no. Second, like five people in your life have dropped dead in the last, in like this intervening months here, you know?
Starting point is 00:54:43 Why did you die like Aunt Marion? She died? 15 feet from here. She's just up to, she's just up the last, in like this intervening months here, you know? Why don't you die like Aunt Marion? She died 15 feet from here. She was just upstairs. 15 feet and 15 minutes. And also, like, it did not really phase Anne when she found that dead body. If I see a mouse I scream. Yes, but that mouse the previous day did not go, you know they're not your kids, right? I still scream if it said that to me me me me, th.... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. their. I. they. I. they. they. I. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. theeeeat. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. your kids, right? I'd still scream if it said that to me. It's scary, man.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Anyway, she's like, who wants a corned beef sandwich? And you were like, me? And then Richard's like, oh, let me fix you a drink. And I was like, God, I need to get people to do things for me. Anyway, Charles is here. Warren shows up and he's greeted by Damian and he's like, Damian, I know who you are. Hey, um, may I say your dad please? Okay, I just need to go see your dad and everything's fine.
Starting point is 00:55:31 And he asked Richard about his brother, he's like, your brother tried to kill Damian. You know that he tried to kill Damian. How would he know talking to him in this room where the kids are outside. Yeah. Yeah. Bougain Hagen. And he's like, all these people have died, so and so, so and so, so and so. Pissarian. And I was like, how do you know Pissarian. And I was like, how do you know? Pissue. thrown. the thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tho. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. tho. the. th. th. th. don't, the other guy died too, we don't know his name. Which one? The other technician who got exploded off the thing. Oh, Rick, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, there's all like, he's like free,
Starting point is 00:56:14 a Mark overhears him yelling at Richard about all the stuff. And he believes it. Yeah. So then he goes and reads the Bible.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the Bible. the Bible. the Bible. the Bible. the Bible. the Bible. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the the th. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the Bible. Yeah. It's a bummer to see how many people read the Bible in this movie. These children. One of my problems is the Bible is so like, it's so much a part of this film and I was like, I mean it is a movie about the Antichrist. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:38 In this movie, the Bible is the truth. And you're like, fuck you! So Mark, Mark believes it then. Yeah. So the next morning he's like running away from Damien when they're outside. Yes. And while that's happening Richard is reading the letter. Right. And Anne, he believes it now. And Anne doesn't. No, she doesn't. She doesn't believe it. Which I really, it did surprise me. And Damien goes, he looks for Mark, he's like, Mark, I love you, you're my brother. I'm always going to take care of you. Mark's like, I think Mark is very good.
Starting point is 00:57:12 He's like, I've seen what the things you can do. Stay away from me. keep going. This is my hugging tree. But you're born from a jackal. Yes, I was born from a jackal. It's a thing he says. That's so weird. He says, Mark, I'm giving you one more chance to come with me. And Mark's like, no way. And so then Damian kills him. Yeah. Kills Mark. And then he kind of sobs. And you're like, is he actually sad? I think he's playing acting. Well, it's possible. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he. he. he he.. And then he kind of sobs. And you're like, is he actually sad? Like, he must be. Well, it's possible. But I thought he was like hammeted up so that his parents would come or run in. That's what I want to know. Did Damien feel bad about what he did because he had been like a regular human kid for so long? Hmm. If you're the spawn of a jackal, get in touch. Yeah, let us know how th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. he's he's hea. hea, he. he. he. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. theeea. to t tea. toda. toda. he he hea. hea. hea. he. thi. jackal, get in touch. Yeah, let us know how your emotions work. Like Mark, then we're at Mark's funeral, and it's pretty sad because he's a kid.
Starting point is 00:58:09 He's a kid, we're at a kid's funeral, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is weird. So Richard believes a letter and when he comes and finds Damien back to the house. Yeah. And I was like, you know, that's fucked up. This is all very fucked up. It's all very fucked up. He's like not even that bummed about the death of his son either. No. No, no, he doesn't seem, it doesn't seem to face him much.
Starting point is 00:58:31 No, because he immediately goes to New York. No, because he immediately goes to the to drop you off in New York. I just kept imagining like Richard standing up every so often in the flight and being like, hmm, three more stops. Oh, fuck, I'm in the Azores, I fucked up. So, I somehow missed it that he was going to New York to to meet with Dr. Warren. I was like, why is he going to New York? Yeah. But they're in New York, and they're outside. the back, the back, th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. their, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. I's, th. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. I's, to. th. to. to. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. th. to. does. Yeah. But they're in New York and they're outside. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:05 And in the background there's a building that says Chicago Paper Company. Oh, of New York. Of the famous Chicago paper company of New York. I was like, guys? It's like how everywhere has a Philly cheese stake place. It's true. Chicago is known for its paper. Fine paper, fine stationary. I didn't notice that but that's very funny. Oh my god. At this point I wrote, it's nice to watch bad things happen to the exceptionally rich, I think. Just torture report of the rich. So the, the whole, uh, Gale's wall is in transit. It's down at the train yard. Let's go down to the train yard and take a look the the the the the whole gale's wall is in transit. It's down at the train yard. Let's go down to the train yard and take a look at your son's photo on the outside of this building. Yeah, his photo. This ancient photo. It's so fucking funny. I'm sorry. It's so fucking. Like, why didn't they have someone draw him? It looks like just a photo that they photocopied a bunch of times. You know Satan. the Satan. the sa sa sa sa sa sa sa. It the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's is is is their. It's is is their. It's is their. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is their. their is. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a good artist. Yeah I guess so. You think it you all started painting and he was like, no, no, no, like this, like this. Satan guides your hand. It's like those, those
Starting point is 01:00:10 statues of Jesus like playing a little league with kids, you know? Those statues. Yeah, hang on. Jesus, baseball, kids statue. I used to have a statue of Jesus giving his body to some kid, but like if you looked at it just right, it looked like he was totally trying to get the kid to SSD. What? Can you describe for them what I've just shown you? there's two kids playing baseball and some grass. We got a kid a cat backwards of course? Yeah, that's what catchers do. And then a kid is up to bat, and his hands are on the bat. And so is Jesus is.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Can you tell me what it says at the bottom of the statue? Jesus is my couch. Couch? It says Jesus is my coach, which is fucking stupid. Wait, here look, here's Jesus helping someone to the layup. There's a bunch of these, they're very funny. He's got mad ups. Here's Jesus going in for a slide tackle.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Jesus is playing soccer in sandals, which is so fucking brave. These are sincere. That's absurd. Oh, here's Jesus doing extreme sports. Hang on. Jesus is my coach. It's like 40 bucks. Anyway, go on. I can't wait to your house as exclusively decorated in Jesus does a sport.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Oh, he's playing hockey. That's weird, because you know Jesus isn't white. I'm sorry. Only white people like hockey, right? Unfortunately, most of Christianity does not know that. Yeah. Yeah. train yard. And you're like, oh no, nothing could happen in this train yard ever. Especially when you're hearing, ah, they, boom, bump, bump, bump. When the two guys get off the engine that they're parking at the train yard,
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Starting point is 01:02:51 and he's looking at the wall and then like his car gets hit and the wall falls on him. He'd be dead like Bougain again. But he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine. He's fine, he's fine, he's he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he's thi. He's he's he's thi. He's he's he's he's he's he's he we were like, oh what, like Satan's just doing weird shit now, like he's just making stuff happen? Yeah, I mean like did Damian do that? Did Satan do it? Who did it? And how? Like P84 you could be like, oh that was a like a work problem if they have zero day
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Starting point is 01:03:52 And then he goes to meet, and then Anne goes to meet Richard. And they send the to to the today, to be to the museum. And she's at this graduation ceremony. Richard is on his way back from New York and sitting across the aisle from her at the graduation ceremony. Paul. Why? Why is he there? I wouldn't go to like my co-workers' kids' graduations. I go to everyone. Really? Every one. Every one. I go to the party where they've got like fried chicken and stuff. Not the ceremony. You're just here for the cooler. for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the thoooooa. their their their thoa. the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the their their their their their their tieauoooauauauauauauauauauauaua. tiea. their their their their their their their their their their. You're just here for the snacks. I'm here for the snacks. I'm here for the cooler of white claw. At this point, is the chauffeur in on this? Who can say? Is he a friend of Satan as well? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:04:34 He just does whatever Richard tells him, right? Okay. And when we see Damian when the chauffeur goes to get him, like three girls, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is their, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiau thi, is thi, is thi, like three girls are fawning over him. He's dripping with young girls. Weird. They're like draped all over him, yeah. And I have to say that I love this like cape blanket dress coat that Anne is wearing here. She's just wrapped in a blanket. She looks great. So Naff is like, hey man, you gotta go to the museum.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Go see your dad. Go get weird. Yeah. For Satan. And now Richard has the daggers. Yeah. The boy has got to die. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:16 But like, how was he planning to do that and explain the child being stabbed with these daggers? Like certainly he wouldn't sacrifice his whole life and career and everything just to kill this kid. Of course you would end the Antichrist? I don't know. Rich people? Still gonna be rich. Just rich in jail. Yeah. But he doesn't get to do that, does he? No, because Anne grabs the daggers and stabs him? Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. She goes I've always belonged to him. I was like the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the to the the to the ant the ant to the ant the ant the ant to the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the ant the antitistististististrist. And the antigristyist. And the antigristyist. And the a antigristyrist. And the a the a the a antigrist. And the antigrist. And the antigrist. And the antigrist. And the daggers and stabs him. Oh fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, I've always belonged to him. I was like, nice! I love that. It's a good turn. It is a good turn. And then fucking Damian blows up the furnace and his mom, I guess. It fucking kills her. Yeah, she does a fire walk or at least a fire stumble. Yeah. And then we hear the Latin choir one last time while looking at the face of a smug boy.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Yeah. And the movie fucking ends. Yeah. What? And that, Katie, is Damon, colon. The omen two. Coallen. Colan.
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Starting point is 01:07:12 a lot of work to do. I'm giving this a three. I think it's actually wretched. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a Damian colon omen two. Two. It was bad. It was bad. Outside of the crow death. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th these people people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people th these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people these people the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the th. to it was bad. It was bad. It's bad. Outside of the crow death. Yeah. And Aunt Marian having been in Beetlejuice. Yeah. Those are the really shining. And look you know Lance Henderson. Everyone loves a Lance Anderson. So much so that I didn't recognize him. I don't recognize him pre pumpkin head. Mm-mm. That's it. That's it. Just pumpkin head. I don't recognize him pre-pumpkinhead. That's where I know him. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 01:07:46 Just pumpkin head. I don't recognize him with his shirt on. Sure. It's when I have to do his ropeiness that I understand. If he's not leading vampires through the desert, how am I going to recognize him? Yeah, the omen too. the o'n'n'n't to to to you as well, two. Wow, you gave both movies we recorded this week of two. Yeah, I did not like either of them at all. I hope you like the next one. Yeah. Yeah, what are we going to do for the next one? We're going to do a new movie? Smile. Everyone says
Starting point is 01:08:12 how scary it is. I would love to be actually scared. I haven't been actually scared in a while. Yeah. Yeah. the next rock block is thi the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th we th. th we th we th. th we th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the. the the the the the. the the the the the the the the scary is what we're thinking. Let's see how it pans out. We'll see. Scary November. Scary, scary, scary, November. No, it's over, it's over. Evermind. Scary December. And oh my gosh, is it almost time for Lindsay Lohan? Hold on. We're getting there. Wait, let me look at the calendar. Okay, today is mid-Novemember. 21, 88. Are we doing Lindsay Lohan that before or after Christmas? The 19th of the 26th. All right, so we got to pick one more movie then and then it's Lindsay Lohan time. Yes! Chored. Chored over street.
Starting point is 01:09:00 So come back next week for Smile. Yeah. Go to the Discord. We didn't hype it much this week, but go to it. It's a delight. It's real fun. Nice people doing nice to each other. You can find the link basically anywhere that we have a link tree, which is on
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Starting point is 01:09:56 I just feel like it's not... First of all, it's a terribly written book. Depends on which translation you get. Let's be honest. Yeah, I guess. No, the Bible's a two for me. Burning bushes are fine, but like, you know. Oh, the whole revelations is fantastic. You know.
Starting point is 01:10:19 It's fun read. Some serpents and whatnot. Yeah, some rainbows. Uh, so yeah. Be whatnot. Yeah, some rambows. Fires and... Uh, so yeah, be nice. Uh, watch, smile. That's it. Our fucking done.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Bupp. We're done. We're done. Bye. Thanks so much for listening to another episode of wherewulf ambulance ambulance. I'm sorry I just got so sad there for a moment. I'm fine. Empty. No. Bye. Bye. Clear. It's spicy. Low hand.
Starting point is 01:10:50 The unbearable sadness of being after watching David too. The colon. Like my day has sucked, I have to say. And so much of it was that's two hours. That's two hours were your entire day. Yeah, most of it. Have a good day, y'all. Yeah, I hope it's better than hours. That's two hours for your entire day. Yeah, most of it. Have a good day, y'all. Yeah, I hope it sight inside the pool. No way to make Finland's to fulfill reviews. Killing-Linds and the face. Can't live in the atmosphere. A few inside his face.
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