Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 407- Smile (2022)

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

In this week's episode, we're covering yet another highly-touted horror film of 2022-- "Smile." Special topics for your consideration include: the pros and cons of having resting contented face, various kinds of porn including trauma and also food, being tender yet masculine, backing yourself into a corner plot-wise, and weaving too many other movies into your movie. To hear us talk about some of the other films we mention in this episode, you can check out Episode 26- "It Follows," Episode 98- "The Ring," Episode 224- "Hereditary," and just for fun, Episodes 99 and 382, "Final Destination" and "Final Destination 3" respectively (because of course we have not yet covered the second one, why would we do that?) Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. We just released December's episode ("The Crow") and it is a lot of fun. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Katie. Alan. Do you like it when people tell you to smile? Neil. Katie. Alan. Do you like it when people tell you to smile? Never.

But you know what? It really never happens to me because I don't have much of a resting bitch face. Oh no. I'm pretty smiling. I think I sometimes just kind of like, zone out and I'm like, hmm. So you're just like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like randomly like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to just like, like, to just like, to like, to like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.. So you're just like randomly smiling at strangers is what you're telling me. I think I have a pleasant looking face. Not unlike the horror movie. No, much unlike the horror movie.

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just a heads up, I guess trigger warning. Yeah, I think so. There's a lot of discussion of suicide in this episode and in this movie. And it's a tough time of year anyway. 988 is the suicide and crisis lifeline. You don't even have to remember an 800 number now. Just dial 988 and get someone who can help. Yeah, and do it because you're worthwhile and we love you. Yeah, and we do love you. Oh, so this movie opens on a dead lady. Yeah, dead lady laying into bed of her own vomit.

I wrote, I drool a lot too. When I sleep. Probably because I'm just dopey smiling in my sleep. Oh, did you watch this on Paramount Plus? I did. Did you get advertisements? I did. Did you get a trailer for Megan? No, I got a trailer for something else and I can't remember what it was. Criminal minds? Yes, criminal minds, yeah. And I was like maybe. An ad for Paramount Plus while I'm watching Paramount Plus. Which I'm already paying for, Paramount Plus. Which I got, I resubscribed to because I had canceled it to watch this movie. Oh, did you know? But also, The Crow was on there. Yes,

it was. This is a very Paramount Plus week for us. Yes, yes, yes. And next week we'll be discussing episodes of Criminal Minds. Boom, bomb, wrong show. Yes, wrong show. This one has Joe Mantenia. Yeah. And Paget Brewster, who I love. Do you? I love Joe Mantenia more. I know.

Remember when I insisted he was really good and thinner? Yeah. Even though that pie was finding her mom like this. Yeah. Now what a way to open your fucking movie. Seriously. I watched the opening scene with Rob and he was like, nope, and got up and left. And to this movie's credit, it's like, I'm going to set a tone and I am not going to let up for one hour and 55 fucking minutes. No, foot on the gas. Bl'm bludgeoning you with what I can only describe as trauma porn. Yes, and not even sexy. Because if you're going to call it porn, it might as well be sexy.

How do you already come down on food porn? Do I want to fuck the food? No, but you can enjoy the curve of a lasagna slice, can't you? Look at all its ridges. Yeah, see, you're doing it, you got it, you know. I'm more of a big Zidi van myself. Yeah. That stretch of the cheese.

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Yeah, why do I know him. Yeah. And a hundred other movies that he's been in, but that's why you know him. And I thought he, well, okay, so all the men in this movie are doing like a tender yet masculine thing. Sure. Which I found a little bit annoying, but okay. And seemingly like, upon watching this totally told from her perspective, because no one is supporting her in any way, shape, or form in this movie. No, they all behave as though they should, but they don't.

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And I feel like immediately they're going to suspect her of murdering him if she was the only witness present for it because generally people don't bludgeon themselves to death of the hours. Yeah. And even when she's told that, she goes, what? Huh? Which kind of brings up something, talking with someone on our discord about how they felt about this movie. They were talking about how it kind of like... It's a movie about mental illness that does not handle mental illness well.

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is like, oh, that's kind of even more dismissive of mental illness. Right. Which is weird because like this movie is basically, it follows or the ring. Yes, yes. Something happens to you, X amount of days later, you're fucked. Or even like lightly final destination. Like we've seen this play out before. the, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th. the, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is like, is like, is like, thi, thi, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is, is, is, is, is, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the. Yeah, thate na, thateateateatea, thoomoomoomorrow, like, thoomorrow, like, like, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, that, th fucked. Or even like lightly final destination. Like we've seen this play out before. But I mean, and like, the setting it in,

setting it in a mental hospital like, put you in a certain mood going into it. Like you're already, there's already an amount of tension there. Because you're like, oh, I don't like seeing people in distress. Right. This is going 't like not knowing what's going to happen. Exactly, this is going to be hard to deal with. So like, it's an interesting thing to do, but like they could have handled it differently. It doesn't feel very sensitive. Yes, yeah, for sure.

Yeah. Yes, she meets with Laura, who's freaked out and like standing in a corner when she finds her, It's a big room that they have sessions in. The intake room is the size of my whole house. I do like that the hospital is very brightly painted. Yeah, we're used to seeing a drab hospital. Yeah, it's interesting. There's like a lot of pinks and light blues and stuff. Laura's explaining to her that she's being followed by some sort of entity.

She says it looks like people, it pretends to be someone I know or a random stranger. It wears people's faces like masks. Right. Which is a good creepy. Yeah, but also like a sure fire sign of a mental illness going on. Right. That level of paranoia. Yeah.

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Uh, the woman at the party. Yes, she was also very good. Yeah. Did you see the ad campaign for this movie that they in the movie. So, great job. Yeah. 100%. So now she's smiling and she's holding a shard of glass from a vase that she's broken. And she cuts her throat. She gives herself a Chelsea smile, if you will. She's a lot of blood. Yeah, yeah, those are bleeding parts. And she falls down, still smiling. And then she's dead, still smiling. And what did Dr. Rose Cotter do while she was cutting her throat? She ran out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theee. thi. thi. thea. thi. thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, do while she was cutting her throat? She ran over and picked up the red phone? She picked up the red phone and then turned around. Right.

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I'm just talking about not losing your job. Getting sued. And then there's a sort of like upside down car driving shot, which I thought was very lovely. I refer to that as the A24 upside down shot. There you have it. I feel like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's like that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a I feel like that's in a lot of A24. It's the that scene in midsummer when they're going to like the the ground where everything is and like and I was like oh because this shot happens a few times. Too many times for my taste yeah. So is this like the switch that like okay now it's. It seemed that way until they did it like with more consistency towards the end of the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the the the the the the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te.s.s. te.s.s.s. te.s.s. the.s. the. the.s. the. the. the. the. it like with more consistency towards the end of the

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that's a sophisticated. Yeah. Sir mustache. Signor mustache. Senior mustache. I used to call my cat Mr. Poupi's the Signor. Yeah. I used to call I used to call I could be a regal cat. They were. They were truly, truly had an air about them. Yeah. God rest our souls. Wow. All right. Pizzle. So many tattoos for that cat do I have. Speaking of tattoos, we see that she has like a wind blowing a tree tattoo, but it looks like it's straight out of a Dr. Seuss book. It was like, is that the giving tree?

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immediately. Please don't ever make any more of the show because it was perfect. Perfect. It was perfect. Y'all, hot tip Karen Piri. It's a Britbox original. Yeah. It's so good and her outfits are like, can I pull that off? No. Could I wear that? I thought the same thing and then I was like, no, you cannot wear a t-shirt, a knitted vest and a fanny pack, which they call a bum bag. Because they call their fanny, their front parts. Anyway, she's in her drinking wine, like she's just staring off into nothing. She finds blood on her shirt from this woman slitting her throat in front of her. Like, it's fucking so traumatic. And then she closes the hidden fridge door, and Laura's there in the darkness. Yeah, she is. Very scary.

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that house? Yeah, right? Also, you can't tell someone to sell the house they live in. It's a real tear down. What are you living? Mr. Mustash thinks it's just fucking fine. MR. Mustash, yes, M.R. Mustache. So she's back at work, and she's being questioned by these cops, one of whom is a real dick and the other who is also tender yet masculine,. Yeah. And has the my least favorite D'Artagnan facial hair.

It's not doing him any favors but I also tried to picture him with like a fool beard and it was that wasn't gonna work either. Yeah his facial hair for those who haven't seen the movie is mustache, mustache on his chin. It is. It's a double stash. Maybe he should be Mr. Mustache.. I think she named it after him when he left. Perfect. I think she got a cat that had a fur mustache to remind her of Joel? I think his name is Joel. Oh no, it's a detective boyfriend. It's the only thing I referred to,

I referred to him as detective X. Detective X. So he like tries to kind of talk to her about how she's to thinininininin, or whatever, and she thin, and she's thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thi, and thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I the thi, I their, I thi, I was their, I was their their their their their their their their their their their, I their, I their their their, I their their, I the the the the the the the the their, I their, I their, I their, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi... I thi. I thi. I thiolooooo-iolo-I thiolou-I thioloo-I thiolo-iolou-I thi. I was thi. I thi. him off. Right. And then woman at the nurses station was like, you know she's engaged, right? And then she goes, I'm single. Favorite scene in the movie. I like her. At this point I was like, movie, switch gears, make a romcom, let's go. Yes, when she later, when Dr. When she said that, I was like, why am I writing my phone number down and passing it to

the TV screen? Right, man. Very charming. Very good. Very good. Very good. Uh, their sister's like, their sister calls her on the phone and sort of apologizes for having been a dick the night before. Yeah.

And then Rose apologizes for being a dick. And then her sister's like, well, get your nephew a present. And it's like, okay, so she really does like well and truly suck. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But again, from that like, the perspective of sense that you would hang out with anybody who acted like any of these people. Right. I like that perspective a lot, because it does explain why people behave the way they do.

Right, right. Like, she is so uptight about how people are reacting to her, that it's like, it's almost crippled her in some ways. Yes, and you're right, because there are a number of scenes where she walks away with the person just absolutely hating her. Like the widow and just every scene she walks away from with the person absolutely hating her. And it makes you more tense because of course that's your insecurity. Yes, exactly.

And it like it ramps up too as her paranoia and anxiety ramp up. That's pretty good. That ramps up as well throughout the movie. So she talked to the woman at the nurse station and told her to get the file on the previous incident that Laura was involved in. Right. And that's how she finds out about the man smashing himself in the face, smiling at her. Right. While he did it.

Meanwhile, she has this interaction with Carl, who is like a seemingly a very non-threatening patient that they see quite often. Right. But now he's doing this like horrible smile and saying, you're going to die, you're going to die. And so she calls the orderlies and says there's a 5150, which I believe is they're locking you down against your will. I don't know. I think that's why there was a fan hail and help him call that. Okay, all right. Okay. But I like this a lot because she like turns around and asked for help and when she turns back, Carl's just laying in his bed. Yeah, he seemed like he was sleeping. So that interaction that she had with him was completely in her mind.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's good because it doesn't seem like it was until you get that quick glimpse of him as he's ripped out of bed. Absolutely. And then he's so afraid of her. Yeah. Yeah. And CalPen is like, so he's told to fine up until now. Yeah. And it's just like he says to her, you know, you haven't been sleeping, you've been working

too hard, you need a break. And it's like, how is she not aware of her own mental health enough as a mental health professional? Is that a thing? I think so. I think it's like doctors that you're doing to yourself. I guess. I think that might actually be pretty common. Okay. Especially in an industry where you're like, you're short-staffed. Yeah, for sure. And you're like, you really want to help people. For sure. Because it did seem like she really wanted to help, even if it was as an act of atonement thin thin th for things she didn th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, you're, thi, you're, you're, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the si.... the si, thi, the thi, thi, thi, toeeeea. tooooooooooooooooi. toeauui. toeaui. toeaui, toea, thi, th Right. Right. So he puts her on a week of leave.

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She's like, oh, fuck the shit. Too scary. Yeah. Yeah. So she's on the phone with the alarm company lady. Yeah. Who says, are you sure you haven't let something inside? Yeah.

And then she's phone rings. She was never on the phone. She says, look behind you. Yeah. And then she starts to turn. So slowly. So slowly. And then the phone rings. And she looks out on her hand and the phone's on in her hand. Oh, that is so good. That was good. Yeah. And like, and it's like to the film's credit, you feel like you are losing your grip on reality along with this character. Yeah, yeah. Eesh. Because then her boyfriend gets home from work. Ugh, this guy. This fucking guy.

And she can't find the cat and you're like, fucking mustache is definitely dead. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. For fans of the television show, The Boys, he is the really fast guy on the Boys. He's a superhero that runs real fast. Oh, okay. A-train? A-train? A-train?

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They just didn't clue us in on what that means. Yeah. Yes, so she's dreaming about her mom again? Yeah. Oh, that's right. And then I think she was supposed to be hearing something, but I wasn't hearing anything. On the recording? I don't know. So she wakes up in the middle of the night

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Yeah. It's so primal and sad. It's so sad. Jesus Christ. I must have been very challenging to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Mr. Mustash. So her boyfriend takes this very badly. He's a cool guy. Cool guy. He's being less than tender now. You know. Is this why I have the note? He's not very supportive. No, she's saying she's seeing things and she's very, you know, she feels like something is following her and she's really not doing well. And he's like, the fuck am I supposed to say to that? You talk about ghosts? Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, no, I'm not talking about ghosts. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

Also, these people are this rich and don't have a more comfortable couch to sleep on, because he's sleeping on like what appears to be the world's most uncomfortable couch. Come on. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, this is when she has the jump scare with the, when she's listening to the recording, because he's home and she points the knife at him and he's like all bugged out at her. Right, right, right, right, right. And then the next day she goes to see her shrink.

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except for her plays Old Man with me. Movies don't have to be two hours long. Yeah. Like, there are parts of this movie where she's describing the plot to Joel, but we've already seen it. We don't need this. But maybe we got up to get some snacks. I'm sorry. I was getting very angry at the next like 40 minutes of this movie because I felt

like so much of it could have been cut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we forgot to mention that earlier when they're fighting, uh, he points out that mental illness is hered her. Right. Right. Right. Because he. He basically says he doesn't want to get married to her because he doesn't want to hitch his wagon to crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks. But again, did he really say that or did she just think that because she's like breaking down? Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to talk to the director. Get him on the thrower. Get him on the horn. So she goes and the professor professor's wife's wife's wife wife's wife's wife's wife the professor's wife the professor's wife the professor's wife the professor's wife the professor. The professor's wife the professor. She's wife wife wife wife the professor. She's wife wife wife. She's wife. She's wife. She's wife. She's wife. She's wife. She's wife. He's wife. He's the wife. He's him on the horn. Yeah, so she goes and the professor's wife shows her all these drawings that he did of smiles and smiling people and then just a black sheet with teeth. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. It felt very joker to me though at some points. And she also, she has gone

there under the guise of being a journalist. Yeah. But then is like, no, this is actually happening to me too. And the woman freaks out on her. Wouldn't you? I don't know. Because if you saw your husband go through that, right, it's true. I don't know. Would you want?

I mean, we see movies where people want an explanation of something so badly that they go they go they go they go they they go to all these crazy like roots to get it. Yeah, these lengths that they're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they don't know. So she goes from, so she leaves there with this woman hating her. Yeah. And she goes to Jol's. He's got a real nice place for a bachelor cop. It really does. But he does not loved for them to have had a romantic fuck scene. And then she's like, hey can you show me all these confidential files? And he's like, yeah, all right. Fug it. So they keep digging back of police reports with the person who killed themselves and you know they it four to five days earlier they'd been involved in another incident. Yeah they're finding this chain of like people like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the their, their, their, can, can, can't, can't, can, can their their they, can't, can, can, can, can, can they they they, can their their their their, can, can, can, can their their, can their, can their, can their their they they, can they they they their, can their, can their, can their, can their, can their their, can their their their their, can the five days earlier, they'd been involved in another incident. Yeah, they're finding this chain of like people,

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oh yeah, here's footage of the incident that she was in before she killed herself. Right, right. She's like plucked out her eyes or something, I think, when we see the photo of her. I think? I think so. I don't know. It got to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi their their their thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I thi. I thi. I throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I their their their their their the pay attention to. So she goes home and finds her therapist and her fiance in the house together. And is furious. However, if I murder Glenn, put him in a box, wrap it up and give it to one of my nieces for their birthday, I hope Rob calls my mental health provider, you know? That's the right thing to do. I think that's the right thing to one of my nieces for their birthday, I hope Rob calls my mental health provider. You know? That's the right thing to do. I think that's the right thing to do.

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and make the biggest mess she can. And she goes, I can't kill a person! And he freaks out. Like, get away from me, you're not going to do this to me again. And every scene ends with someone hating her to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to the to the to the to the to to to the to to to the to to to to the to the to to to to told told told, told, told, to to to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to do this to me again. And every scene ends with someone hating her. It's true. Yeah. So, okay, so do you think she's just imagining that guy driving a Dodge Charger though, the cop? Or do you think that Ding Dong really would drive a Dodge Charger?

Geez, Dodge Charger, man, if I've ever seen one. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, but she doesn't tell the X what happened? Because she's with him at this rendezvous. He's like, what happened in there? And she goes, nothing. Like, how does she keep getting away with that? Who knows? Yeah.

So she's in her house and the therapist shows up. And then her landline rings and it's the therapist? It's like movie. Movie. One who has a landline. Well, she's got to have one for that security system. Oh, yeah, you're right. Wait, no, that can't be.

I don't know. Okay. My parents did. In what year was it? I don't know three years ago. Okay, well I don't know then. You had a landline three years ago. I'm the one who's wrong here. So the therapist, when she, so she picks up the phone, the landline, it's the therapist, and she turns back and the therapist in front of her is like doing a really good creepy smile. almost time rose. And I just don't love that.

Again, back to the conjuring. Yeah. Just, just, you just have to sprinkle this stuff. You don't have to hit me over the head with it. Yeah, I feel like, yeah. This movie wanted to be creepy and innovative, and then it would start to do that, and then it would kind of ve do that and then it would kind of veer off into just like mainstream scare. Yeah for sure, and especially when you're like doing movies that I think are creepy and innovative are your inspiration like it follows in the ring like for all it follows faults like I think that movie sustains an atmosphere of just like other worldly creepiness throughout

the entirety of it. Right, and always looking over your shoulder, which is a terrible feeling. And I think the ring, like having seen it at the time that I've seen it is a fucking masterpiece of like that tension just existing the whole time. Do you mean Ringo or Naomi Watt's? I guess we should clarify that before we get phone calls. The one with less horse trouble. Ah, ah.

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Which we think is going to pass this along to her boss. I guess. Yeah. Who seem like an okay guy? So why do this? This is a bad choice. Oh, then he pulls his face off. It doesn't matter. It's a dream, question mark? Fantasy, question mark. It's a lot. Yeah. So she leaves town. She goes out to the country. Before that, we get the revelation that she let her mom die.

Oh, OK. Which is not nearly as impactful as it should be because this whole part of the movie has been dragging ass. You're like, what, just get to it. Just get to it. Even after the scene of her viciously murdering someone, even though it's a dream sequence and a person pulling their face off, you're like, get to it. The face pulling off like had like no weight to it. What's like- Why would he have done that? I think you're right, like,

you're trying to do this one thing and do like three other things at the same time and like had they just focused on this like, dissent into madness of this character? I think it'd have been one thing and much more effective. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like someone was just like, oh, and what if he pulls his face off? And they were like, yes! Yeah.

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But like, this thing, I'm like. This is scary stories of tell in the dark. Yeah, exactly, which is a different flavor of horror, which I liked, but it's doing something different. You can't have it both ways. It's also for 12 year olds. Right. You make, you make one movie or you make the other. Yeah, you can't make a movie that's like, here, deal with like 40 years of fucking trauma, you 12 year old. Right. Right. You can't escape your own mind, Rose. Right. I know, that's the fucking theme. You don't just say it? Oh, Long Mama.

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apparently Rose's face too. She opens Rose face up real big and climbs inside of her. Yeah. As Detective X is trying to break into the house. It's a very old door. He can bunch the wall. Yes, seriously. She has poured accelerant all over herself. She borrowed it from the crow. Yes. And she strikes a match while smiling and he gets to watch her burn to death. And he does nothing to stop her.

Yeah. And then the credits roll and it plays that lollipop, Lollipop, Lollipop, which fucking pissed me off and I don't know why. She's like, what are you trying to say to me here? What is the- No Duop! Yeah, I love Duop! I do! I just don't understand what the purpose of that song was there. I don't. But luckily it didn't play for very long because Paramount, Param, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th that, that, that, that, th that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, what thi, what thi, thi, thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, what thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. Woodwatch again let's go. Yeah really. Katie. It's almost time Katie. Oh, can it just be time Alan? I don't have two hours to spend on this movie for the ratings face. Oh brother. What do you what he got for me? This what's favorite kind of sandwich? What's my favorite kind of

sandwich? Oh, hmm. I'm going to go right now, the Spack Pittsburgh's a 10 steak. Okay. Yeah. My favorite sandwich is salami and provolone on thick cutick-cut Italian bread with brown mustard. Okay, okay. This movie to me was that sandwich, but someone had poked their hole through the middle of it and just held it up to their butt hole and farted right through it, and took something that was really good and made it bad. That's what this movie was to me. And for that, I give it one fart sandwich.

I really liked a lot of this movie. There were some very scary parts. I think it maintained the tension well throughout. I thought her acting was great. I like the idea, and I wish I had watched it with this in mind that all of it is only happening from her perspective. And it may not be real reality. No, I'm pitching my horse to that wagon and I'm riding it into the sunset. But it just went so astray. A hundred percent agree. Yeah.

I think the stuff that works in this movie works really well. Yeah. And it's almost the stuff that works really well is the stuff that isn't the stuff that... that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th reality. th reality. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. that's thi. that's that thi. thi. that works in this movie works really well. Yeah. And it's almost the stuff that works really well is the stuff that isn't the ring and isn't it follows. Absolutely. Isn't the conjuring. We've seen all those so many times. Sure. And I'm going to throw a final destination on that pile too because it's like death is coming for you. Look around. I feel like the stuff that works is almost had like a like a like a Mike Flanagan quality to it The haunting of Hill House I'm trying a blight house all that stuff like

um or blind manner Where it's like it's about that. It's about that like? dealing with loss dealing with death dealing with And like, it's a fine horror trope. Like, just stick with that one. Don't give me Peely-Face people. Right, go deep into this and don't get out. Yeah. And that's really hard to watch though. That's like the hereditary of movies.

It was just so hard to watch. Or Jacob's Ladder could also be thrown in th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi, thi, to, to, tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog.rown in this heap of movies. Oh, I love that movie. Yeah. I also just maybe can't stomach a mental health horror right now. It may have been the worst time to do this. Sure. You know. And because of all the other stuff that's in there, because of the jump scares, like I get the stuff, like everybody whos about people with mental health issues is dismissive of them. Oh, she sounds like a real like nut job. Yes. Like all that stuff like that one detective. And like her, their brother-in-law and sister, they're just very dismissive of it.

They're just very dismissive of like mental health issues. And I think again, that puts it from like her perspective. that thi, th, th, like, th, like, th, th, like, like, th, like, th, th, th, like, like, th, thi, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, like, th. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like she has such a strong relationship with these things that everyone would seem like they're just dismissive of it. Right, that makes perfect sense. Putting that other stuff on top of this movie that's essentially about trauma and dealing with that mental crisis, it takes away from it. It really, it detracts from it and like... As you're saying this, I wonder if the movie was, if somehow this came up in the production of, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-s, to-s, thii-a, thi-s, thi-s, thi-a-s, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'era'er's tha'er, tha, tha I wonder if the movie was, if somehow this came up in the production of it, in the notes somewhere, studio notes that like, you can't have mental illness be the bad guy? So they're like, fuck, we got to make a monster.

Maybe. I don't know. Anyway. But to those of us who struggle with mental illness, it is the bad guy in every aspect of our lives. Like, I joke about being like so glad I'm depressed so that I don't have to ever embarrass myself like Justin Long, but really it sucks, you know, it's really fucking hard. Yeah. Really fucking hard.

Um, so I think it, it loses points definitely for not handling these things of the way it could have. Yeah. Uh, but I'm torn because, like, there's some really good creepy shit in this movie. Would you say it's your favorite sandwich with a fart in the middle? The weird thing is my favorite sandwich is a fart sandwich. I mean, Satan is pretty fucking farty. Oh, those spack satan hoagies are great, but like do not come near me afterwards. As I like to say, gluten leaves to tootin. Gluten to to tootin. I'm gonna give this movie a six. That's about where I was gonna come down to.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think it's worth a watch, but know that you're going into a situation that is probably going to be. that's going to be pretty upsetting and not for the reasons they wanted it to be. Right, very much so. Yeah. Yeah. Katie. You know what's not upsetting? What? What? That we have a voicemail? What's it about? It's from a listener that tells us, their name is Anna and they're going to tell us all about goofy and how they fucks. Hey Bear Book Amulance. Um, much of that voice mail. That was was that was that was that was that was th. That was th. That was th. That was th. That was th. That was th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thiii thiiiii thi their their their thii thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thiiii th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thia. thiiia. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia. thiia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Amulance. Lots of that voicemail. That was excellent. My name's Anna, and I had to call you in the middle of listening to this episode to let you know that none of the Mickey Mouse characters have children with the exception

of Goofy. So Goofy is the only one that canically has fucks. The rest of them have not. The closest is that Donald has nephews, but he is not the father of any of them. Plus, Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse do not live in the same house because of, I guess, purity reasons. But they live separately. So I hope this helps with that knowledge. What do you guys think you're, and keep doing what you do. So here's a question.

Yes. You know how there's always that thing in Disney of like how goofy is a dog but he drives a car and has a job? And Pluto is a dog, but he lives in a doghouse and he eats out of a bowl? Of course. Goofy fuck like a person? Or does he only do a doggy style? I mean he's, you know, he can probably get around, yeah. You think he does person sex too?

Doggy style is also person sex. Only if the Steelers game is on, so you can both watch. If you're both watching the Steelers game. I'm never going to naturally get that joke in anywhere, am I? Literally years I've been... You have shoehorned it into so many situations. So at the time it actually fits, everyone's going to be like, yes, we know, so you can both watch the Steelers game. At this point it's just like, kudzu, you have gotten it in there naturally by infesting it in everything.

I like the idea of describing my joke says invasive. Thank you Anna. And if you'd like to leave us a voicemail our number is 412-4077025. You are correct. That was in the Patreon episode anyway. Oh Katie. Oh Katie. we going to do next week? Next week is the second of a rock block of movies that we thought might actually scare us. I regret picking it now actually. I'm kind of feeling like we might want to take a last minute swing at changing it. What do you think you want to do it or now? Do you want to do another movie that's definitely about familial trauma? No, I don't. I don't. I'm backburnering that. I'm pulling, I'm calling an audible right now and I'm picking something else. We were going to do Goodnight Mommy, the German version. I've been wanting to see it for a long time

and really haven't made the thing to keep hammering ourselves with. So, we picked a different movie. We're going to do Deadstream, which is on Shutter. Yeah, a Shutter original, yes. I believe so. Right. It's about a disgraced internet personality, just like us.

I'm disgraceful. That's where you're wrong. We're gonna do Deadstream if it's on shutter. It should be fun. People have said it's pretty enjoyable. I could enjoy a movie. Yeah. I could go for some enjoyment. I could enjoy some enjoying. Seems silly. Let's do some silly. Yeah, that'll be good. I feel bad all over. What's that you feel bad all over? I say I might just be hungry. This is how I get when I'm hungry. It's called hangry, Katie.

I'm not angry. I just feel bad all over. You've gotten hung dis, uh, being said. Yeah, I'm hung most, hung most, hung most. It's the hunger hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, hunger, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that, I that, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. that that that thooo. that that that that that thi. thi. thi, thi, I thi, hung roost. It's the hunger and moroseness. Gotcha. No, I don't know why I explain it. Anyway, get at us on the internet. Join the Discord, which is a lot of fun.

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