Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 408- Deadstream (2022)

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

As 2022 winds to a close, we find ourselves returning to its well yet again with this week's movie, "Deadstream." Special topics for your consideration include: our limited knowledge of physics, the state of Utah, Mormonism, and actually lots of other things, feelings about poetry, brand new exclamations, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, and the fear that arises from seeing yourself in absolutely awful characters.  Let's do a 2022 rundown (even though we still have a Lohan Christmas movie from this year to get to!) We've kicked off with Episode 370- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," then Episode 374- "Scream [5?]," Episode 381- "Firestarter," Episode 394- "The Black Phone," Episode 396- "X," Episode 399- "Orphan: First Kill," Episode 402- "Hellraiser," Episode 403- "Barbarian," and Episode 407- "Smile." It was a really fun year for horror and also, knowing about new things makes us feel young(ish) again.  Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. We just released December's episode ("The Crow") and it is a lot of fun. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Oh, there's some nice old man over here who's going to teach me how to do it. Or like, I want to start, I don't know, cross stitching. Oh look, here's a video about the basics. But I also hate it so much. It's so, it's so insidious. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where I didn't mean to watch eight hours of documentaries about the rise of fascism in America. Whoops, a doozy. That can't be good for you. It's not good for you. You know, I just think, you know, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.. toooooooooooooooooooooooo... toooo. tooo. thi. thi. thi, is so so, thi, they've got to be good for you. I just think, you know, that's a lot. That's a work day.

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Yeah, I love attention, hate myself. I do like that his channel is called The Wrath of Sean. And I did think the Baby Moses challenge was very funny. Very fucking funny. And I like whoever wrote that down. Let's have him to a baby Moses challenge, you know? Well Sean Joseph Winter, the actor, is also one of the writers on this movie. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah. This definitely felt like a labor of love sort of film.

I mean, I felt like he had to have written some of it just for that acne scars joke, because if someone else wrote that about him that would be really mean. I mean it's good but wow but it's good but wow. Yeah. He's um in this this YouTube this YouTube, this YouTube, I call videos YouTube which I also think is very insidious. Yeah. In this video he's going to be streaming live to live to live- vid. That's not real right. Okay thank God. It is real funny. And we are to understand that he has been canceled. Yes and he has just gotten remonitized. He just found a new sponsor in this Thunder Energy Drink. Right. All of this through like a montage of him like doing challenges, hadukening and then doing an apology video

where he's crying, and then a video where he says he's monetized again. You're like, ah, the rise and fall and rise. Yeah, it turns out nobody gets canceled. No. And I always worry, I always wonder about Gary Hart, the politician, I don't know if you're old enough to remember him or not, but his presidential bid was trashed because there was a photo came out of him on a boat called like the infidelity with a woman sitting on his lap. Wow. The boat wasn't called that but

it was something along those lines. And he was just like his career was just shit the bed. I mean Howard Dean was canceled just for shouting, hey! Man, he was, in my opinion, in 202, 2004. 2004. A great candidate. Yeah, I liked Howard Dean a lot. Yeah, there was another guy, he was a presidential, or vice presidential candidate. Edwerts, which Kerry's running me, yeah. He was like, oh, or vice presidential candidate, Edwards.

John Edwards, which Carrie's running me, yeah. He was like, oh, everyone loves him. Oh, by the way, he was cheating on his wife while she was dying of cancer. And now he's completely out of the public eye. Yeah, he's just gone. Newt Gingrich still fucking out there, boinking around. Yeah, but he's like part of the Nazi party so it's true. Wow you brought that how many times can we bring this

movie this extremely light-hearted film back around to fascism? Toe so far. But yeah like I love the idea of like him being like I was canceled the back. Yeah and he had Dukins all the cancelling with his apology video which I thought was very funny. Yeah yeah. Then I very appropriately he starts talking about thought was very funny. Yeah, yeah. Then very appropriately he starts talking about the movie Ghostad and I was like I wish we could watch Ghostad but we can't because we canceled Bill Cosby. Then I thought oh no is this commentary? Yeah. So can we watch ghost ad or not? No. God I love that movie though. Sure. Can you separate the art from the artist? Probably not in that case, no.

No. But I thought that was a great choice for, like, just talking about being canceled, saying you're scared of ghost and you couldn't get through the first half hour of ghost dad. Yeah, ghost dad was so funny. At least I remember being so funny. I bet it wouldn't hold up. No, probably not. I've been in 2022 even without him being a shitbag. It's to be like, eh. You think there's, there's probably some like weird racist stuff in there. Yeah, or, or judging by all of his stand-up, some references to him drugging women to have sex with them.

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Mom must have seen a lot of movies. Yeah. I appreciate that. Or a lot of episodes of Supernatural. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was like, is this a Mormon thing? Because it takes place in Utah, and I assume that everybody in Utah is a Mormon. I think you become one when you cross the border. Involuntary Mormon. That's why I've never been. Yeah. I mean

they do turn people into Mormons post-mortem. You can't do that? They do. How? They do some kind of weird blessing. What? Mormons get in touch. Tell me how you do this. But like they're not just like, they retcon it? Where are the you- They're like, you're a Mormon now that you've shed this mortal coil. This is a- It's people's will? This is my half-ass understanding. I'm just imagining. Yeah, West Craven's a Mormon now.

And you're like, what? I pick West Craven? Just the most recent dead person I could think of? Not Kiercee Alley? Oh, fuck her. She might be a Mormon. I don't know. What is she? She did. She was a Scientologist. Oh, even worse.

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And then give it plot of the movie. You don't have to make it so easy. So he makes every wrong decision you possibly could. When he pry bars the door open and just throws his pry bar away? Why? I was like, that's useful later. That's useful. That's a weapon. He calls this place death manner and says it's one of the most famous haunted houses in the country or something? Yeah, I think he was just talking out of his ass. Okay, he did also say he had nervous poops all week, so a lot of ass talk. And the dialogue is very funny as well.

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It's funny. Because the front door has like 30 pieces of lumber and barbed wire on it. Right. The back door has a bunch of totally useless chunks of wood nail to it. One might say prop wood. Yeah. This is where I wrote, maybe we should do this on where the ambulance. Oh, you want to do this? Oh, you want to do this?

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That's what I said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah on Monday. Yeah. Yeah. Nailed it. Anyway, Mildred committed suicide. Yes. Well, he bad locks the door and then throws the key down a grate in the floor. Yes, which is like eventually your time would end. Yeah. Yeah. What? What?

What? the whole thing is like he has to stay in here all night or he won't get his money money money money money money money money money money money money money money and doesn't investigate, he won't get paid either. Correct. Which is a great clause to have in your contract. Idiot. Yes, Mildren at 11 other people have died in this house. Right. The house was built for Mildred by her father because she was quote a weird poet. I feel like this movie takes a lot of digs at poetry. Yeah, his disdain for Mildred and her poetry is palpable. Palpable. Yeah, which I have to say I liked a lot.

Poetry is fine, but also making fun of poetry is fine too. Sure, sure. I feel like poetry is like improv. There are amazing versions of these things but most of the time when someone's like do you want to hear my improv or my poetry you're like you just feel your but-hole clench you're like no. Do you want to hear my contemporary country band? Oh it just happened to me oh well without my permission. So he sees that there's graffiti all over the inside of the house and he finds like... There's a leaf graffiti? Yeah come on. I love I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I like like like like like like like like like like like like I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I sees that there's graffiti all over the inside of the house and he finds like

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Yeah. And he's putting GoPro's all over the house. Yeah. And outside that are motion activated. He also has a hand drawn blueprint of the house. Where you get that just like a little shitty notepad paper how did you make that I like when he goes in the kitchen it goes it's Mildred's old kitchen that was gonna make it spooky is that a well bucket I feel like I'm in the ring

also who puts the master bedroom right next to the kitchen in a house with two floors? I don't know. I have, I am very nervous at first floor bedrooms. I can't do it. Oh really? It's really nerve-wracking when you think about it. You're sleeping right there on the street.

Yeah, yeah. People come up and look at you while you're sleeping. I like to sleep as high up as possible. I have a bunk bed. I sleep on the top and Rob sleeps on the bottom. Katie sleeps in a hammock hung from the rafters in her hammock. Like a pirate. Every night we come upstairs and I scream, top bunk! And he's like, I wasn't going to try for it. You know what else I like? Using Judas Priest.

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the swing. I like that a lot. But it might be because I just watched Glory for the first time the other day. Did you really now? Did you just have like eight spare hours? How did you enjoy it? It's fine? It's fine. It's fine. I thought it took place at Gettysburg. It does not. No, that's Gettysburg you're thinking of. That's the one. The whole time I was just going, how the fuck would you fight a war like this? This is stupid. You're just running at each other with guns. That's how I play paintball. What is happening right? Man don't want to play paintball. Can we play paintball? Yeah. All right. We just have to fight a paintball course that'll do it at half power. Because I ain't getting shot with full power paintball.

I will. I want to double power paintball. I don't give a shit. You just want a regular gun. Yeah, I want dark last week. It might be dark this week too, I can say. So he goes into the master bedroom and tells us the story of Corner Man. Corner Man. Corner Man haunted resident of the house who lived there after Mildred. Who looked a little like Sam Elliot. A little lot of like Sam Elliot.

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Mildred hanging above those stairs at some point, Army. We do. I love those shitty the stairs are. Yeah. Is the 95 footage of the little girl talking to the ghosts? I think so. Yeah. Why are they using a child? The 90s, man, you could do anything you wanted. Clinton administration. We were free back then. Pre-911, all that. You could just claim a blowjob was in sex. Yeah. Yeah. We see the bathroom, which is, the tub is still filled with stagnant, gross water.

Oh, it's nasty. Yeah, it's so gross. It's nasty. He's been turning the score on and off as he goes through the house, which I just really enjoyed. It never got old to me. And the fact that it's on tape on a walkman. Yeah, yeah.

So silly. Uh, he's talking about how our dad built her the big house for being a weirdo. A weirdo. Yeah you didn't do enough poetry. How much can a person do? Just kidding I've never really written poetry because ugh. Can't say the same. I know I'm just waiting waiting for someone from your high school to pull up that poetry. They're out there and they have it. So he sets up in this like spare bedroom because there have been no reported sightings in this bedroom. Right. He calls it the safe th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi I I thi. Just. Just. I've just. I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just. I've just, I've just thi thi thi thi thi thi the. Just I've just the. Just I've just just just just just just just just just, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I've. Just. Just. Just. I th. I've just, I've just, I've just th th thi. I've just thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that this like spare bedroom because there have been no reported sightings in this bedroom. Right. He calls it the safe space. Yes, the safe room.

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Yeah. Yeah. And he pulls out a wheel of stupid things. Yeah. Which absolutely sounds like something we would have come up with. I was actually sort of like, I felt a little chided in that moment. You know? It's a little too close to home? It's just kind of like why didn't I ever make a wheel we could spin. You know? Oh, that's true. Why haven't? That's fucking eight years, Alan. We're in our ninth year. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's like, th. th. I'm like, th. I'm like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a tote. I'm a tote. I'm a tote. I'm toda. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. It's depressing. Next time. Okay. What are we going to do it for? Uh, Christmas movie. We already decided on that. No, well, just things to talk about during the Christmas movie. Oh, topics. Yeah. Okay. Spinny wheel topics. Uh, he finds a creepy doll on the floor. Then immediately says, go in eBay and tell me how much this is worth. Yeah, there's a little clown doll under the bed.

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So he spins the wheel and he has to do a seance. Right. So he do a seance. He do a seance. He says Mildred is collecting souls to create the family she never had in life. And didn't you say, Ghost, I've touched your stuff, come to me. Something like that. And then he hears a loud thud and he goes and hides in the closet. After making like a couple of cool dead baby jokes, because a number of children have died

in this house, which seemed like a point a little too dark. He was like two babies and three children. You're like, really? This movie? Come on. And while he's hiding from the thud that he hears, he pretends to be possessed. Yes, he does. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And he he he he he he he th. And he he he thi? And he he thud that he hears, he pretends to be possessed. Yes, he does. And then he pisses in a bucket. Oh, I missed that.

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Yeah. Along with people multiple times telling him he should just kill himself. Yeah, it's true. Just like, fuck the internet, man. Terrible. He's, he's hiding under a blanket, which is, which is, which is, which is me sore. I love it. When he goes out in the hallway, the door to the baby room is open. Yeah. Yeah. He's here some running footsteps. Yeah. Again, good spookery. Great spookery. Little kids running and making noises always good. Except when it happens in uh,

the condering. Because it happens in the conjuring. Because they showed you the little kid, it was a fucking nosy. It was a newsy, that's right, he was fucking with your phonograph or whatever. Sorry, that was an insidious. I was not the same movie. No, they're different. Wait. I just said they different.

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This is where Chrissy shows up. Quiz cat, the I love Chrissy. I think it's pretty great. I think Chrissy's pretty great too. Especially from the perspective that we find out later, she is indeed a ghost from the 18th century. Yeah. Who nails 20 22 fashion?

She's killing it. And he's like, how did you get here? How did you find me? It's like 20 miles down some road. But didn't he also say it was one of the world's most famous haunted places? Okay. Yeah, okay. And then she's like, no, you pretty much telegraphed where you were at the beginning. And then starts to explain it to him.

He's like, no, I don't want anybody else coming up here. She's wearing jeans and a jean jacket and someone in the chat at one point just says denim question mark I wish I had paid more attention to the chat. I tried to look at it as often as I could and it's always just someone saying something inane. I bet there's really good jokes in there. Yeah. So he hugs her pushes her away hugs her way hugs her way because he's so happy that somebody else is there, but he's worried that she's going to steal his thunder. He's such a little baby guy. Just cannot, he's such a baby guy. He sucks. Are you fansplaining to me right now? I know what I'm doing is something he says.

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But at this point she kind of disappears and then reappears, like out of the room back into the room, and it's sketch, th, th, th, and it's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's that's tho, tho, tho, tho, that's that, tho, tho, tho, tho, than, than, than, than, th-s, thu, thu, thu, thu, thuears like out of the room back into the room and it's sketchy you're like oh that was a little weird yeah that was a little weird Chrissy yeah also when he insults Mildred's poetry's like it really sucks she goes no it doesn't yeah she takes it so seriously like people who write poems do just kidding I'm just kidding I'm just kidding your poems I'm not talking about you I'm talking about everyone else who writes poems. Pablo Naruda is not listening, you're fine. How do you know? Sorry, Emily Dickinson.

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This is an old sunroom. No, it's not. He says it smells like dead feet. He does, which is very funny. It's very funny. Down there he finds a trunk. Yeah. Mildred's clothes and her poetry journal. He goes,

they don't even rhyme. So the fans demand that they spin the wheel for the wheel of bad decisions. Yes. And they lands on spirit board and EVP. Okay, right. And what does EVP stand for? Uh, electric, Vite Porcestra. Sorry, what does Vite? Vite Porcestra. Ah, yes, the electric Vite Porcestra. I turn to thone.

When you are gone, I turned the tone. Is this anything or no? I'm waiting for the triveling wolberies to come out. Oh, no. Oh. Electronic voice phenomena, Katie. That's it. I was working my way there. Electronic voice phenomena, Katie. I was working my way there.

Electronic voice phenomenon. So they're going to do a little wigi board action and try to capture some EVPs because there have been EVPs of people saying mama and pond water. Pond water is a very good phrase, just in general, pond water. Yeah, yeah. So good. So good. So I just read a book recently called The Elementals and at one point a character turns to another character and says, if anything happens to me, eat my eyes. What? And I was like, oh, that might be the creepiest fucking thing I've ever read in my life. Seriously. Or it's just something you say to your cats every day because that's what they're going for first. Mr. Mustash, if anything happens to me, eat my eyes. We all outlive Mr. Mustash though, don't we?

No, Mr. Mustaches were hurt in the making of this podcast. There is a dead mummified animal down in the basement though, which he gets scared of and runs away. Who gets scared of a mummy animal? I don't know. I think maybe... I think I would be scared in that I would jump, but not scared that I would leave the room and not come back. Are you scared of taxidermy?

Yeah, it's creepy. You ever been to like that taxidermy bar out in Latrobe. No, I haven't. You should check it out or not. Yeah. It's like just, there's an elephant in there. Oh well. There's like all sorts of taxidermy things, yeah. I have thought about getting into taxidermy at various points in my life. Of just like taxidermin' road. But then I'm like, nah, it sounds gross. Like, what do you do with when you pull the stuff out the inside? What do you mean?

Where do you put it? Throw it away. In the trash. Well, wherever you put, animal guts. Where do you put any animal guts? That's what I'm asking. I don't know if the animal guttore. See, that's what sounds gross. I just feel like this ends with you having like a tupor wear full of little tiny mouse guts that you're like I just don't know what I'm

supposed to do with these. You get those bugs that eat corpses and you let them live inside of your mouse guts can. And what then they live in your house? Yeah yeah this is all going to shit. It's not really happening. Thank God. Anyway so they're doing the Ouija Bord and she's trying to get him to repeat a Latin phrase. Oh yeah it's a prayer to like put the the spirits at ease. Right and he goes no I don't say weird things I don't understand which really made me laugh. And then she explains he goes, okay like an idiot. She tells explains it, he goes, okay. Like an idiot. She tells him it's something like basically, yes, but you said, putting a spirit to rest.

Right, right, right. That's not what it is. At this point, we know that's not what it is. Of course. Yeah. Especially since they're lit from below with green lights. And they finish the Latin and there's a thaaaaaaauuulalalaeeeeeeathihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that's that's that's that's really that's that's really that's that's that's that's really that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. the. the Latin and there's a really loud thud. Yeah. And the motion detector goes off in the bathroom upstairs. Right, right.

And what's up there? Well, he has to send Chrissy to investigate it. That's right. He sends Chrissy by herself. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Then she disappears and her camera goes blank. Right. And then she jumps out and scares him when he goes upstairs looking for her.

And he calls her, you stupid big little lies. Which I also liked a lot. Yeah, me too. I hate that I like it. It's funny though. And then is this where she eats his neck? Yeah, he uninvites her to be part of the thing and then she bites his neck and he stabs her in the neck with a wood. I wrote

here, this is why we should have used pseudonyms. You and me? Why? So crazed fans or ghosts? Or ghosts? I'd be alright with a ghost. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I don't believe that we have either thing actually. Crace fans or ghosts? Or prace fans or ghosts. No, no. They know how fucking hot I am to go after them if they come out as craze, so they're just going to avoid that altogether. And my house is loaded down with weapons. Yeah, you knew that from the jump, huh?

Yeah, a lot of weapons. This is weird. Yeah, so he stabs her in the neck and now she appears to be dead. Beautiful practical effects of her neck gushing blood. Absolutely. I really, I liked it a lot. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So he runs away from her and tells the fans to call the cops. Yeah. He seems genuinely freaked out. And then when he looks back, she gone. Her body is gone. Yeah. And Mildredred is hanging is hanging is hanging the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. the the the the the the the he looks back, she's gone. Her body is gone. And Mildred is hanging at the top of the stairs. I like that there's a thud when Mildred drops. Yes. That was good. Because Mildred is visible on the cameras, but not in person.

Right. Which I love. I did too. It's such a nice little creepy thing. Yeah. Easy to do. It's also funny because the only way we're seeing this is through a camera. So how do we ever see it? Yeah. Because that implies that sometimes we become Sean Ruddy. Exactly. But like you just go with it. Like in the moment I wasn't thinking about that.

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to clear out an area. So there's one scene that's in like a frat party. And so you have to have like, you have to use like the gremlins to put inside someone's computer, which explodes. So basically you're trying to clear the house, basically. It's a lot of fun. And I felt like Mildred was exactly like his thing that he needed to run out of the house. But I love it what he, so he,

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chat says, use the key. In the box. He's like, oh yeah. What's in the box, Katie? Wait, does he open it this point? Yeah, he opens it and there's the witch finger in there. Oh, that's there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there's a there's a there's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh, oh, thi. Oh, thronge. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the the the the thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, the the thi. Oh, the thi. Oh, thi. Oh, the the the he opens it, and there's the witch finger in there. Oh, that's right. There's a witch finger. There's a witch finger. It's just a witch finger. It's all gnarled and long and narly. Has a matching fingernail to the one that he pulled out of his nose? Yes. I also like that even the ghost looks directly into camera. At this point he decides he's jumping out the upstairs window.

Right in the babies room. In the babies room. He goes in there and there's a sound of a child crying. And then it like there's a lump under the sheet which quickly crawls across the bed and he tries to run away but he falls down because he's tied himself to the bed. So I thought it's really funny. Right, he's used the the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the rope the the rope the rope the rope the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bed and he tries to run away but he falls down because he's tied himself to the bed. So I thought it was really funny. Right, he's used the rope from the bucket for the well. Yeah. And he gets a mess, another video from a Latin professor who tells him the Latin he says he has given his soul to Mildred. I give thee my soul and forfeit my will.

It's the woman who's doing it to is this like sort of put upon looking professor. She's like, oh I looked it up and it says, I give thee my soul and forfeit my will, so, good luck I guess. And he's sitting there watching this video with a sheet across his lap. And when he pulls the sheet back, Mildred is between his legs and bites him in the dick. It's so funny. You know that that's like when we do ratings, that biting someone the dick is like immediately two points for me. Is that true? I have to go back and listen to Bramstokers Dracula and find out if Keanu Reeves getting bit in the dick really. I mean if

it was over a two then it was. I rated it more than that. Retroactively I've said this. Retroactively it's true. At this point too he's also had, while he's under the sheet, he's having this like bit of a breakdown, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to th-a, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi a breakdown where he's talking about how he only apologized because he had to and people are like taunting him sort of in the chat and he's like I didn't know he was sick he signed a waiver I was acquitted nobody ever talks about that you're like oh because he paid up unhoused man to fight him yeah yeah and apparently the man did not do well like died from it or something I would assume? I he he he he he he he he he he he I I I I I I I I I I I I I I he I he I he I he I he I he I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I was th. I was th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And apparently the man did not do well, like died from it or something. I would assume. Ay ayay. I was acquitted. What a shit. So he jumps out of the secondary window? And we see the feed switch to the motion camera, motion sensor camera from outside,

where you see him jump out the window and it's the least graceful thing in the world. It's so good. I am really enjoying this movie at this point. And his leg is all messed up from jumping out the window. He's like, I can't look, and then he looks and he's like, I shouldn't have looked! And then he ducked tapes hisip and a bottle of hand sanitizer and I was like, why are you doing this? That's gonna hurt so fucking bad. Why would you do that right now? Don't pour alcohol into an open wound? Ugh, ugh. Ugh.

So he's got to go and look for his spark plugs when he finds him. So he's got to go and look for his spark plugs when he finds him? A little snarly creature lemur kind of dude. What is it? I don't know. What is it Mildred? I think it's one of the souls of the people who died. Were they a lemur? Maybe. Okay. Oh, Utah lemurs? They call them Madagascar of the south. Uh-huh. Utah's gonna be so mad at me. Yeah, I'll have to check our stats from Utah. I bet they go down next week. So a cop shows up after he sees a little snarling dude. But it's not just a sheriff.

What is it? It's Sam Elliott. It is the Sam Elliott looking guy from the photo. That man's dude. And he doesn't have a cop car. No he doesn't. It's Sam Elliot. It is the Sam Elliot looking guy from the photo. Yeah. That man's dude. And he doesn't have a cop car. No, he doesn't. This place is like 20 miles down a dirt road, we're told. I've been watching you to not, Sean. I really like the stuff you're doing. Which I don't think registers to him as odd, does it? No. I think he likes any kind of praise that he can get. I mean who th? Praise us! Like you should. Keep us with praise! He busts with praise. And then we'll be so embarrassed by it. Yeah, we'll be uncomfortable, unlike Sean. I'll hate it. So he realizes that the cop isn't a cop and goes and hides in his car. Yes, and makes a beef cam with a camera and a beef jerky. To look for the cop, very funny that he calls it beef cam.

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That's very annoying to me. And very funny. But also I watch a lot of thi. double speed so. Do you know? Yeah if I if we can ever do YouTube movies you know it makes them go a little quicker for me. Okay. Okay. Do you know that I edit the podcast at one and a half speed so that we sound like very hilarious chipmunks while I'm editing the podcast. Bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-tob. Tick-tick-tick. I love when the zombie. I'm. I'm. window and smacks his head into the glass and says, License and Registration. Yeah, he's good. I was like, man, these ghosts have a good sense of humor.

They really do. He's really like leaning into the role of being the cop. And how would a like 1800s ghost know about license and registration? Honestly, registrations can't be that old. So he finds a potato gun in his car. Right, because earlier we saw that he did a potato gun stunt. Right. Yeah. And loads it with a bobblehead of himself. Himself in his underwear. I have to say I would love a bobblehead of myself. Oh yeah. Oh, I would love that. We should do bobleheads. I don't know know th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi. R. R. R-s. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. th. R. R. th. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. H. Re. H. I thea. I thea. I thea. H. I thea. I thea. I thea. I theahead of myself. Oh yeah. Oh, I would love that.

We should do bobbleheads. I don't know how you do that. I don't know, get in touch with the pirates. They do them all the time. Yeah, they do. Yeah. That's why I have so many. to get the to a mirror. I feel like you just need to jerk it to a mirror and

pull that band-aid off Katie. Oh man, that might be the end of me. That might be the thing that really puts me over the edge. Never the same again. I've seen the real meat. Yes, exactly. And it is horrible. So he shoots the bubblehead into the zombie cop, puts a hole at him. The zombie cup falls forward onto the potato gun.

It's so good. And then slowly slides down the entire potato gun. It's really good. He's just impaled. It's very funny. And Sean can't like pick him off of him. He's like trapped under him. It's very funny. And at this point, Sean's tablet breaks.

Yeah, I should have put a goddamn case on it. I love that he's concerned that he's not still streaming. Yeah. But it is also his only way out, too, is like, it's his lifeline. Katie. I don't want to be remembered as a dushbag. Yes, Alan. He's 100% of duchpag.

Yeah. How does he come up with the, what's the plan that he comes up with to steal... Okay, hold on here. He decides to basically demonetize Mildred. Yes, I believe his line is I'm going to demonetize this bitch. Right. So he recalls a time in which he elicitly used someone else's media in one of his videos and then had to pay all the royalties from those videos to the person who made the media. The Beach Boys. The Beach Boys. I couldn't remember who it was.

So yes, he the Beach Boys. He said surfing USA in a video. That is really funny. Yeah. Oh, I like that a lot. So he is doing, if he somehow seems to think that if he reads Mildred's poetry, he finds a spell in her poetry book, right? And it's the one that she sold her soul to the devil with. Right. So he's going to supersede her soul-selling by selling his own soul to the devil.

Right. To get all of her likes because he realizes that she also wants to be an influencer. Because the pond is, pond water is still is a line of poetry of hers. Right. She's not creating a family, she's building a following. Yes, exactly. And she's got 11 souls, so he's gonna take those 11 souls or whatever. Yes, he's gonna steal her, her, her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes. their likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes her likes. She's. She's their likes. their likes her likes her likes her her her her her her her likes. their. And she's got 11 souls, so he's going to take those 11 souls or whatever. Yes, he's going to steal her following. CopyStrike, claim her revenue, her power source. Yes. So stupid. And while you're watching it, you're like, yeah, all right.

So he breaks back into the house. He puts the score back on, which I totally forgotten about at this point. And when it kicked back in, I was like, yeah. But it's a little bit more like triumph and action movie. Action movie. There's like a timpani under it or something. Here I wrote, who am I rooting for? Like genuinely, genuinely at this point, who are you rooting for? Us, the viewer. Okay.

He puts holy water in one of the hyperdurvic needles, grabs the Judas Priest of Meat Cleaver, makes a spear out of his dagger, and he's going to go fight the ghosts. And he apologizes for fighting the homeless man and dedicates this video to blacks and Mexicans. Yeah, he says, I want to apologize to minorities. It wasn't funny. Well, it was, but for the wrong reason. Jesus Christ.

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clown doll next to the clown doll that he had put on the chair yes and on the bed is like a conjoined twin kid which I don't know I liked I thought it was fine I just rude the kid's got puppet on his chest Yeah puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy pup it yeah yeah okay yeah looks like both? Yeah. It's like kid's got puppet on his chest. Yeah, he's got a little puppy. Puppy or puppet? Puppet. Puppet. Yeah, looks like both. Looks like both.

And he, because initially he's like, hey kid, I can help you get out of here. What? What? Also, you would never. And then corner man appears again and steals his spear from him and is stabbing him with the spear. Yeah, you're watching it from Spear Cam, which I think is very good. It's very funny. He also screams, garlic is bullshit.

Which I wrote, garlic is not bullshit. There's no flavor better than garlic. Okay, okay. What? Oh, I don't, maybe onion? Ew, garlic. Okay, okay. What? Maybe onion? Ew, no, garlic. Garlick is just a superior onion. I thought scallions were a superior onion.

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Sorry. So his light goes out after he's been stabbed a few times. Yeah. And he wakes up. It's a super long black screen too. Yeah, I like this a lot. And Mildred is talking to him. Yeah, Sean, I want you to meet someone.

So the lights come back on and his eyes are like grayed out. Yeah, all fucked up and he's in the tub. Yeah, and then he reaches into the nasty, nasty tub water. What did he do? Pulls an eyeball out. What did he do? He eats that eyeball. Why does he eat that ball? I don't know.

Why is he eat that ball? But then a zombie ghost monster comes up out'm the influencer. No, Mildred, I am the influencer because she's trying to drown him. And stabs it in the head with the hypodermic fill with holy water. Yeah, and then- Fantastic. Everything stops for a second. There's a fart noise and it explodes on him leaving plitting all over space.

It is fantastic. I rewound it to make sure I heard a fart noise and it explodes on him leaving Pudding all over his face. It is fantastic. I rewound it to make sure I heard the fart noise. Yeah, it's a fart noise, an explosion, and then he's just sitting like in stunned sadness, realizing that he's covered in pudding. It's just pppp! It's so funny. Fart is always going to get, always funny. Then there's a book moving th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, th, thi, thi, thi, there, there, there, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiauiauioloooooooooooooooooooooomoomoomoomoomo!art is always going to get, baby. Always funny.

Then there's a book moving across the floor and you're like, oh, hello, Evil Dead. Thank you for joining us this evening. Yeah. As if Mildred wasn't evil-deady enough. Right. He fights with Mildred again. He has drawn the evil Hamza on the floor. Right. And is this where he duct tapes her down to it? Yeah, the duct tape keeps coming back, which is a joke that I like less than the score recurring gag, but I still like a... Right. He fights with Mildred. She takes a hatchet to the head. She sticks

with her finger up his nose again, and when she pulls out, it's a gigantic long finger. Yes, yes. He puts the GoPro on the the the the the the th on on on on on on on on on on on on on on the g on the g on th on th on the th on tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho head and changes the name to Mildedekam. Oh, and she, um, does she waterboard him with his own piss before her after this? She during the fight. This is, yeah, right after that, she knocks him out, picks his nose again, and then waterboards him with his own piss. And he's all fucked up now. It's so funny. I wrote here did the ghost just say subscribe? Because I think the ghost says subscribe. I think so. And he goes what is it with Mildred and fingers which is a line that made me laugh really really hard. So he realized that he remembers that he has to have a, because he does the ritual when he duct tapes her down and it doesn't work. So he remembers that there has to be a sacrifice of the flesh.

So he does the ritual again and chops off his own finger. The blood is all like orangey, watery. I liked that a lot. It's like really bad pasta sauce. Yes, it's a prego. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How dare you say that's bad? That's what I grew up on. Yes, and it's bad. She goes into sort of like a blood pit seller trapped or. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. And then our blood explodes up out of the floor. Right. And he duct tapes his hand back up and when he picks his hand back up, he has the witch finger.

Yeah. Where his figure, you just cut off his. Yeah. This is like the duct tape is like the rule of four I guess, where it has come back now four times and you're like, yeah, I'll accept it. Well, at the beginning he says, always carry duct tape, it's good for everything. He does. And then as he's like laughing that he has won. I did it. No, we did it. We beat this house. And he has like five million people watching his stream right now. Yeah. All the demons that we've seen throughout the movies show up. Just like walk into the room like

hey. Corner man and the others, you know. And that, Katie, is Deadstream. Yep, the stream has ended. And then there are like Carpenter credits. Yeah. Katie. Alan. What did you think of Dead Stream? I loved it.

Oh. I adored it. I thought it was a lot of fun. I like that it was like some, um, cultural commentary without being agonizing. You know what I mean? It didn't make me feel bad. I was just like, ugh, these fucking guys, you know? Mm-hmm.

What about you? What about you? But did you give it? Not yet. I want you, I'm just chatting. I really liked it. I watched it initially on my phone at work. I stopped doing that. And then, it's fine. And then when we decided we were gonna do it, I did it,

I watched it again on a regular television set. And I liked it both times, I thought it was really fun. And watching it on a TV, I got to read the stuff that's on the side of the screen. I really need to do a second re-and re a hoot, it's very low budge and very like, homagy to evil dead. Absolutely. And even though there's only one character and he's a bad character, he's not the kind of person you'd want to spend any amount of time with, you don't,

maybe it's just that the film is paced well or whatever. It is short too, but you never get sick of thi him, even though you would like in real life throw this man down a flight of stairs. Yeah, because I feel like unlike Justin Long and Tusk, where he's like this dude's a shithead, but I'm supposed to feel bad for, or Justin Long and Barbarian, I'm supposed to feel bad, I'm supposed to feel bad, I'm supposed to feel bad, I'm supposed this this this this this this this awful, I'm supposed, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, this this th... this this this this this this this this th. thi's, thi, thi's, like, this is fine. Right. When bad thing, like when he cuts off his finger you almost feel a little bad, you're like, oh god, that must really hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's tomorrow going to be like for this guy? Oh, you know what? to be like to be like thrown. to thrown. tho. thrown. thrown. thrown. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. Yeah, tho. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's the. that's that's that's the. that's the. the. the. give it a nine. I have really really enjoyed it. I think there's nothing wrong with it. Yeah. Actually, no I'm not giving it a 10. I'm gonna give it that 8.5 you were initially gonna give it. I'm not giving it. I'm not givet. I'm gonna give it that 8.5 you were initially gonna give it.

I really liked it. A lot of fun. We really needed some fun too. Things have been not that fun lately. No. Yeah. No. Come on, smile. Step your game up. Seriously. Make, be more fun for us. Yeah. Yeah. You're called Smile. Be fun. Seriously. I thought I was going to watch something upbeat. Even though we went into it hoping to be scared. Yeah. I wasn't scared. I was just sad. No. I feel like shit. Yeah. I can get sad on my own. I don't need a movie to do that for me. I'm trying actively not to do that. Yeah. Come on.

Let's do something fun next week, huh? Well, next week's what? Christmas already? Almost. Oh, dude. We're not to Lizzie Lohan yet. New Year's, right? I thought that was our Christmas movie. You know this is coming out, the next one will be the Christmas movie and that one comes out the day after Christmas. Lohan will be the day after. So okay, all right, all right. Right? Yeah, I think you're right. Fuck it. You get what you get and you don't throw a fet. So what's our next movie going to be? Oh, it's gonna be Anna, it's an Anna. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, many people in our discord, threatened,

wheeled it in our faces. They just really want to see what we have to say about it. Well, as influencers, I have arbiters of taste, one might say. I get so nervous when we do a movie that like people really like this. Because you're like, I don't want to let you down. I might though. I felt that way going into smile for sure. Yeah, did you???? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. Yeah. Yeah. And th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I? Yeah, I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. Yeah. I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the. I're like, I don't want to let you down. I might though. I felt that way going into smile for sure. Yeah did you? And then I was like, fuck it man. Nah, they're wrong. Sometimes you guys are just wrong. The beautiful thing about art is it's all opinion based, it's fine. The beautiful thing about this show is that it's really only our opinions a matter. Hi, hi. Hi, five. Hi, five. See, I'll come back for Anna and the Apocalypse, musicals,

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Yep, and if you don't have Shutter, you can email Alan and he'll give you his password. That that's just you. You're the only one who could do that. Oh, never mind then. I think I did give it to Perry actually, sorry. Or maybe I just said I would. I don't know if I actually gave it to him. There's something he wanted to watch. I said you wouldn't care. I wouldn't care. If you're Katie or Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry Perry or Katie Perry can't touch. What's Katie Barry even up to these days? Oh, I don't know. Who knows? Probably having tits.

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