Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 409- Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

In this week's episode, we're giving our Discord channel (seriously, join us over there! https://discord.com/invite/DutFjx3cBD) what they wanted, and they wanted the 2017 Scottish zombie musical "Anna and the Apocalypse." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of British television talk, Santa Claus: hot or not?, taking the time to talk about your feelings during an actual apocalypse, offensive things that we said about Blink 182 and also Jesus but we left them in the episode just for you, and what life would be like if the people around you just sometimes broke out into song? Yikes. Into horror movies with some musical numbers? We've done two others: Episode 13- "The Phantom of the Paradise and Episode 389- "Repo! The Genetic Opera." And, not a musical, but please watch "The Alien Factor" (Episode 183) if only for the finest musical performance we've ever seen in a horror movie with the Baltimore-based band Atlantis playing a real banger, "Maybe Someday." Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. It's Christmas and I want Allen to be happy, so it's his pick this month. IT'S JOHN WICK, BAY-BEE! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Oh. A huge thank you to Tracy and Laura Lye for sending us an actual fucking tiddy bell. It is very ornate. It looks like a tit. It's beautiful. It's like, it shouldn't be allowed to toub. It's like, uh, if there was like a, uh, eyes wide shut, you have to ring a bell. It's like, uh, if there was like a, uh, eyes wide shut. Eyes Wide Shut had a front desk. Yes. You have to check in at Eyes Wide Shut.

It is this bell. Hello, welcome to Eyes Wide Shut. Listen to the resonance on this thing. Hang on here. Let me get my bike off the stand. It's not plugged in, but if it were, you'd be able to hear the stain. How are you, my friend? Good, how are you?

Good, it's our Christmas episode. Alright, would you say that you're ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, I wish that you guys could see what Alan is doing right now, which is sort of like foe running in place, but without putting his hands into fists, they're kind of, his fingers are outstrikes like a gymnast. Oh, no, that's a home cruise run. You run so you're cutting the air. Oh, see, that's how gymnast out with people, they just randomly broke into five

minutes of song? No, you? There's a part of me. But I feel like I would constantly like, dog, we gotta go. The table is ready. Ain't no Hollywood ending. Oh my God, seriously. One more, you need to do one more chorus.

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The oldest bar in Pittsburgh, which has been, it closed down. It's at the corner of Cedar and East Ohio, right across in the park. Oh, okay. Not an area of town, I get down too much. Yeah, I can't. There's not much for you there, huh? Yeah. It's where your basing balls happen. That's where basing balls happen. But a close during pandemic, but they've had a rear reopening soon sign up for like over a year now, so I don't know.

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It's delicious. Craft beers. Hold on, let me sip my West Coast IPA right here. I know, I love that you're drinking a very old I see like mango and we're both enjoying our shit. Yeah, yeah. It's just, ah, crap beers, I don't know. It's like, give me something, give me a beer, but they could taste bad, you know? Oh, I think, I like it.

I want a beer that tastes like a grapefruit fucked a pine tree. When you were a, I did, and that's what IPAs taste like. Maybe I should have, because that sounds delicious. Yeah, just get a handful of grass. Chew it. Mm-hmm. You know, scrape the grass off your tongue.

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Oh, mayonnaise. I'll dip anything in mayonnaise. Yeah, everybody, don't yuck people's yums, just let them do what they want. Put fucking ketchup all over your hot dog. Put ranch on literally everything in your home. Put ranch on your hot dog. Uh-huh. I would eat a hot dog in a ranch. How dare you make that sound?

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So we find out that Anna is going to travel to Australia rather than starting university. And dad calls her stupid. Yeah. So I was like, Tony, that's a little heart in the paint. Yeah. But we all say things in anger that we don't necessarily mean and then he brings up her dead mother to chastise her with. If your mother could see you now. Brutal, Tony. Yeah, a little over the line, Tony.

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Withdraw your tongues! Because that was a very fucking funny. Yeah, when we meet Savage, you're just walking down the hallway going, not enough snowflakes, that painting's crooked. Such a fucking dick. If you're going to park your car on school property, it becomes school property. Is that the law? Nope.

Maybe. I hope not. Get in touch. Oh, I don't know. Danny Perez for, or, uh, not Danny Perez. What's this name? Who? Who?

Oh, um, Jimmy Perez. Jimmy Perez. Jim Perez. Jimmy Perez. I still haven't watched that last season. Should I? Yeah. Yeah, of course I don't. I just don't want him to go. Is he gonna, does he die? Not gonna spoil anything for you? Do you know who his replacement is gonna be? No? Who? Agatha, raisin? No! Really? She's very comedic. Yeah. Okay, let's see what you can do. I want to see her in Tosh Buttheads. Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah. Thank you for coming to our British streaming service hour. Are we going to be called out eventually for being a horror movie podcast when the main stay of our intake is British crime dramas.

If I'm not watching a horror movie for this show, I'm probably watching a British crime drama. Yeah. I still watch horror movies for Fonzie's, but... I don't anymore. It's really all work these days. No. No, all work, no play makes Katie dark as it turns out. Thank you everyone for pointing that out on the internet. I'll say it once again. 988 is the number.. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I I I I I I I I'm th. I I I I I I I I'm th. I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm probably. I'm probably th. I'm probably th. I'm probably th. I'm probably th. I'm probably. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. on the internet. I'll say it once again, 988 is the number. If you're having dark thoughts, I need to reach out, they can help. But yeah, it's a dark time of year. Yeah. Come on, everybody. Be cool. Yeah. I love that Anna opens her locker and pulls on an envelope that says your e-ticket.

That's not what e-tickets are. Also who keeps a presumably thousands of dollars ticket in their school locker? Also who gets a paper ticket in this day and age and is not currently at the airport getting on the plane? Yeah, wild. A lot of questions for Anna. Wild. Anna have a last name? Anna Shep does not. She does. It's Anna Shepard. They all have Christmas-themed last names. Sheppard, snow, wise, north. Wow. Yeah. It's a little religious there. I guess that's what Christmas is. Now that I think about it. A little religious. Lightly. With a, what's the word, how do you say? Friesant? Suf. Suson? Suf. Sup. Sup. Sousan. Ss. Ss. Ss. Sp. Sp. S, Sp. S, S, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. S, that. S, that that that that that that that. that I. that I that I that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that. that I. that. that. that. that. that. that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. C. S. S. S. S. S. C. S. S. S. C. C. S. S. C. S. C. C. S. S. C. C. C poco. With the, what's the word, how do you say? Freesant? Suf, Souson? The Freesan.

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I hate how people here love him. Tear that place down and make it the Mr. Rogers Museum. Come and out swinging. He hated Pittsburgh. Things that no one thought they were showing up for this week was a take-down on one Andrew Warhol. Warholah. Also, make it the Bruno St. Martino Museum. He deserves it. Longest running champion. But keep the Bruno St. Martino Museum. He observes it. Longest running champion. But keep the cloud room. It's fun. The cloud room is a lot of fun.

I feel like Bruno would have loved the cloud room. You can take your piss painting. Keeps the cloud room. Anyway, teens are dramatic. That's the beginning anyway. Teens are dramatic. Teens are beautiful, dramatic. They can sing and dance. And their dress code is very loosey-goosey at the school. We meet Steph, whose parents have gone to Mexico for Christmas,

which is just fucked up. She seems to be American. She's American. So they shipped her to the UK. Who does she live with? She's just on her own right now, because she was living with the parents parents, and their parents, and their parents, and their parents, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and she was living with their parents and they went to Mexico. It's wild. Yeah.

They're also like writing her a blog in comic sands from what I can tell. I don't know. Again, very funny. Yeah. You definitely hear people coughing randomly through the hallways. Yes. This does a nice job of like laying the groundwork that people are sick. Like when they're in the car in the opening scene we hear the radio announcers say that local Santa Claus,

whomever, has the flu. They bust into a song to give that broadcast about a local Santa Claus being sick. It's very good. And we see that there's a Christmas bagean going on and a lot of the cast members are sick. Yes. And this is where Anna's other BFF is Lisa. I love Lisa. Lisa is great. She sings the best song in the movie. She sure does. God she wants to fuck Santa so bad. But first we have to get through the first musical number. Yeah. And I thi thi. And she. And she. And she. And she th. And she th. And she th. And she th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. A th. A the th. A th. A th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the to fuck Santa so bad. But first we have to get through the first musical number. Yeah. And I thought well how many of them can there really be? The answer, quite a few. It's this song about not wanting to be a nobody and I was just like wait till these fucking teens find out that everybody's a nobody. But you're getting nice three-part harmonies. They're very talent. These kids have great voices. Wonderful, yeah.

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It's got the Rock, the Dwayne Johnson. Rock Johnson. Rock Johnson. Nuhm! So, uh, she meets a former lover of hers in the hallway. Dude sucks. Nick. Like, are we supposed to feel anything for him at the end of the movie?

Because I sure don't. No, I don't think so. But he survives and now they like, are friends. Yeah, but that's what the apocalypse is gonna do for you. Fuck that. She says you're such a child and he says, a sexy child. That's very funny. And then it's like, wait, no. At this point we also hear the Mr. Savage called the Penguin's Flightless Chancers,

which I also thought was very funny. Pretty much all of his lines were delivered in such a way that really brought me a lot of joy. Yeah, because he's so good at being snide. Yes, so snide. So now we get probably the most radio-friendly song, Hollywood ending. No such thing as a Hollywood ending, which comes hot on the heels of that first song. It is a musical, Katie. I just didn't think they came in such rapid succession. I thought a musical might have like five songs. Why did I think that? I such rapid succession. I thought a musical might have like five songs. Why did I think that?

I don't know, because you haven't watched a lot of musicals. I think because like Disney movies have like five songs. Right, right, right, right. I guess, and the problem with this no such thing is a Hollywood ending song on the heels of the first song is that feels bad, you know, to be so old. You're not, eh, you're not old. To feel that way makes you feel old. The one thing, there's a lot of discussion on the discord about this movie. It's a big hit with the kids on the disc.

They love it. But a lot of them strike me as theater kids. Sure. You got a the the vibe. You got that vibe. Not a diss. Not, not at all. So, um. It's just really enthusiastic. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. I'm trying to get past being off put by stoke.

Yeah, you know, I think that's a thing that was really striking me during this movie, is that I'm entirely too cynical where people's earnestness makes me have like a physical discomfort. Sure. It shouldn't. I should just watch these people be fucking happy and joyful at what they're doing and not be like, ew. But that's a, that's a, it's a defense mechanism of the sad boys. Why is it to be sad boys? Why are you so sexist when it comes to sad girls? Because we're all just sad boys inside. We I don't have a sad boy inside me.

We all have a little Robert Smith inside of us. I imagine being like a bubblehead. But somehow the sweater is bigger than his head. The head stays still but the sweater bubbles. I would like that quite a bit. So what I was going to say though is that a lot of people pointed out that this movie has this sort of jubilance to it where it's like there's exuberance and happiness that's going on and it's covering up this like phenomenal sadness throughout this entire film of like dead loved ones, family members that have abandoned

you, an apocalypse happening, uh, longings, all these things are going on and they're just kind of be covered up by like a chipper song like Hollywood ending. And everybody flipping their hair around. Yeah, and then like banging the table in time with the song and stuff. And their little kid knees where they can jump up on things without aching. Honestly, when someone jumps off a cafeteria table and hits the floor and I was like, ooh! Oh, they had to have Dr. Scholes in. Those things are going to protect your feet.

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just stand up. And finally she couldn't get out, I jumped in. My cousin Brad was with me and he was like, I couldn't get out either. theyre and he I was in there. I'm just standing in a piss, aren't I? An ankle-deep in urine right now. Yep, feels good man.

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joking about people saying that I look like Santa Claus, and I was going to start doing Santa's sack. And she says in the song, empty your sack? And she says in the song, Empty your sack. Yeah, so there's a sit on my lap joke, sit on your lap joke in there too. Yeah. You should work that in.

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there but there's blood streaked everywhere. There sure is. Yeah, ooh. The next note I have says, oh tits. But I don't know why. No, me neither. Maybe it was somebody's comment. Oh, tits.

Maybe when she wakes up late, she goes, oh, tits. That's it. There's no tits in this movie. She also says, shit-wank. Yes, I did like shit-wank. And I had to turn the closed captions on because I was like, did she say shit-, that's nasty. That's nasty. It's just a graphic image. This was one of my least favorite songs. The New Morning? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Because why does she feel so enthused all of a sudden? It's just a new morning. She had a great night sleep? Who gets a great night sleep? There are people like fleeing for their lives in the background. There are zombies attacking everywhere, but she's got headphones in. Yeah. Fucking teens, so self-absorbed. So she meets up with John, who is also singing this song with her in the cemetery. Yes, wearing the sweater again. And he is running to school because the previous night

he told Anna that he was going to come to the Outback and hike across the Outback with her. Right. So he's going to start training by running to school. Oh, he's such a tragic character. Yeah. So they meet up and while they're finishing they're finishing they're finishing they're finishing they're finishing their they're finishing they're finishing they're finishing their they're finishing their they're finishing their their they're finishing their their their them and falls down. Can I read you my note before the snowman shows up? Each time a song ends I think about taking a break from this movie. This song was where I stopped it the first time I watched it when I was like watching it just for Funsy so I don't think I could do this.

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their name, who's name I thiii thiiii she has name. I think she might just be John's mom. Okay. Savage is being a real dick to them. And then they are eventually like, yeah, fuck you dude. Yeah. So does he let the zombies in? I think so? Yeah. He is somehow able to protect himself from the zombies. Yes. By locking himself in what appears to be like a PA booth or something? Right, right, right, right. Okay. Meanwhile, the kids, it's dark now. It's night. They did not make it to the school before his thundown. Fucking meandering, motherfuckers. Seriously, fucking teens. No hurry. No hustle for it with a teen. How like a teen.

Come on, teens. A lot of fucking Christmas trees needed for this town. They're at the Christmas Tree Emporium. It is, I think, Christmas? Yeah. There are 400 Christmas trees in there. You never know. You do, though. What you're going to need. I mean, you probably can get.

It's true. Yeah. But this is where kind of all of the, it all goes down for the kids. Jake and Tibsy get got... Tibbzy. Tibbzy. Tibbzy. I always wanted a nickname like that, you know. Something Z. Someone the other day was talking about how there's nobody nicknamed chick anymore. And when I was a kid, there were a lot of chicks around.

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Is this where the headmaster sings the punk rock song? Wait, okay, so we have to go... We got to back up for a second here because John has kind of like almost confessed to Anna and she says, you're my best friend. You're my best friend. And you're just like heartbroken for him because he thought maybe there was a chance. Yeah, but I'm glad that she didn't lead him on or anything. She was very honest with him.

She was honest with him. But you're sad it works out that way. Yeah. And then he gets bit. And then he gets bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit he he he he he he he he gets bit. And he he he gets bit. And that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that that that that's that's that's that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi. thi thi. thi thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's. Thought he was going to make it to the end. Yeah, I did. There's also just so much time for talking about your feelings during the zombie apocalypse. Like I get it, noise voices feelings. I get it, you guys, your teens. Noise voices feelings? One of the songs is literally just like, noises and voices to talk. Oh, well they need to hear a human voice.

But they're just shut up, teens. I like that your takeaway was noise voices humans. Feelings, I said feelings, that makes more sense than humans. Does somebody say the line? Guess there's nobody gnome? Yes. Okay, good. I was wondering if I just wrote that down to entertain myself or is it actually in the movie? I think thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. the th. I th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thoes thoes like thoes like the the the the the thoes like the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I thi. I thi. I te tean. I tean. I tean. I tea. I tea. I tea. I tease. I teat. I teat. I te it actually in the movie? I think Nick says that. Okay. And right before John dies, he remembers all of the reindeer's names. He does. He does. And he dies to save Anna. He does.

Just like Jesus died to save you. Just like right after he told me that he had the thoughts for me. Look, if you ask Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus like Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus to Jesus Jesus to Jesus. to Jesus Jesus died Jesus died Jesus. to Jesus Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus Jesus. to Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. to Jesus. the Jesus. the Jesus. the Jesus. the Jesus. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. the the the the the the the the me that he had the thoughts for me. Look, if you ask Jesus to fuck you, I think he'd fuck you. Someone's so mad at me right now. Someone's so mad. Look, I'm on my second icy light mango. It's the holiday season. I don't care anymore. I ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, I'd have fucked Jesus. He seemed like a cool guy. If he was, I mean, probably schizophrenic, but. Are you gonna edit this out?

No, fucking way. I'm so enjoying you. Just two shovels digging a hole deeper for your, I mean, he had obvious mental issues, but it might be a a shampoo. He was nice. He was nice. He had good ideas. Listen, when you find yourself in a hole, you know what they say, get that shovel. Keep digging. There's only one way out. Deeper. To China! Oh man. So the kids finally get to the school. Yes, and we see a zombie Santa Santa. He's a giant! How did they get a giant Santa suit? And he will come back up later.

He sure will. So we see that all of the people who were in the gymnasium hanging out are now all zombies. Yeah. But somehow it's just the background characters and John's mom. It's like nobody that we care about. Oh man. So Lisa and Chris meet back up. But, but... Oh, Grand bid it. She did. The old chicker. B just couldn't take it anymore. Yeah. Poor B. It's a lot for B. There's a lot for me. It's a lot. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the the tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. old grand bid it. She did. The old ticker. B just couldn't take it anymore. Yeah, poor B. There's a lot for her.

She was like, that's enough fucking musical numbers, I'm going to sleep. So, wait, did you just turn the movie off? No, that was grand. I was like, wait, am I going to have to explain the rest of this movie because my notes are not that good? You're going to have to figure it out, my friend. All of my notes from here on Outer are very, very cynical, though. We have this conversation between Nick and Anna where he's talking about, I guess his dad is a big army, army guy? Yeah, yeah. And he tells her that he killed his dad who had gotten bit, handed him a baseball bat and said, do the right thing for once.

And I was like, fucking typical dad. Have to rub salt in the wound at the last moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is gonna stick with you forever, so this is when we get the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the the that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's the that's that's we give the headmaster's punk rock song. Yeah we do. All right I said earlier that song was my least favorite. This song is my least favorite. I mean I just don't think it's much to I mean I feel like they were like you can do this movie and we're gonna give you your own song. Yeah yeah then he got in

was like hmm all right it's gonna be like green 182 day. Yeah green 182 day? Yeah, green 182 day. I'll cut this part. Did I ever tell you that I try to convince people that the Blink 182 started off as a Nazi band called Treblinka 182? Why would you cut that? I just went on a tirade about Christ! If you cut that I'm going to be man. I'm going to listen to this episode and I'm going to

find out. If I got the Treblinka 182? Yeah. Did people ever buy it? No. Of course they did laugh a lot. It's very stupid. It's very good. So he does this terrible punk rock song, it goes on for too long. Kristen and Lisa are basically going to die together. Everyone wants to save Anna because she's so pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Really is though. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Oh yeah. I guess I'd die for her. I guess. Things I'd do. Fuck maybe Santa and Jesus. I never said I'd I. No, sorry. That's. That. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She. Yeah. She. Yeah. Yeah. She. She. Yeah. She. Yeah. She. She. She. She's. Yeah. Yeah. She's. Yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. She's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's th. She's th. She die for her. I guess. Things I'd do. Fuck maybe Santa and Jesus. I never said I'd fucks.

That's you. That was you that said that, not me. How dare you? Some projection right there. You said I would just be jerking off in a mirror. Well, I don't know. I feel like I would have a hard time fucking someone who Isn't that the dream? No. Imagine looking into your own face when you orgasm. I feel like I'd never be okay again.

This makes two episodes in a row where that's been said. Wait, really? Did I say that last week? About what? Why? I'm a master being in front of a mirror. Oh God, I'm sorry. I can never be okay again. Eight years in, I'm fresh out of jokes. No, you're not.

You're just like, this really solidifies that this is an octamer of yours. Yeah. Anyway, I'm very sorry, everyone. It's the holiday season. Happy holiday. This is what lovely fuckers. You know what? This is free. No one's complaining. Yeah. Yeah. Chris shows Lisa his new reel because the teacher told him he had to find something to say. She has the most Scottish accent in the whole movie by the way that teacher I was like what he when did he have time to edit a new reel together

you can do it on the fly these kids with their phones I guess yeah he shows it to Lisa and it feels like their realization is that their lives were pretty happy and good yeah which is weird because that's totally not the vibe of this movie right right to that it it it it it it it is it is th th th th that's th th th that's th th I th I th th I th I th is th is th is th is th is that that that that the the the the tho. tho. the the the the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the their vibe. The two of them. Because when the No Happy Ending song, they have their own verse or they're like, I found the person I love and I'm just so happy to be with this person. See, meanwhile I saw that and I was like, gross, you're going to be so ashamed of this later. There's no later for them because they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going to be they're going to be to be they're going to be they're going to be they're going to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their they're going to be to be to be to be to be to be their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their then? Yeah. Ugh. It's meant to be sweet, but I just don't find it to be. Yeah. Yeah.

Because they keep, when they show them later, as zombies, they're like staggering back and forth and they tough and they tou tou. Yeah. You like that, ge on humanity is the way to go. You're going to be visited by three ghosts if you don't come down. Ghosts of what? I hate everything. Past President Future! Like of Christmas?

Or just of like, you're fucking stupid idiot. They're just trying to save you from yourself. Ouch. No, that's what they say to Scrooge. I know. I don't want to be a Scrooge. I'm sorry, I'm just, I just hate everything. It's not my fault. It's just, this is a God made me, leave you alone.

You never look around the internet and think we should really just let the old gods take over? Oh yeah, oh my God, every day. How do you think that every day? You're gonna get visited by three ghosts. I didn't say I wasn't. Okay. You're just on a fucking tear right now.

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destroying the head. Right. You like that or no? It's fine. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because I never understood why it was just the head that was just a thing that came out of. Because brains? Yeah I guess. Yeah. But it depends on what's reanimating the corpse. I mean it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the. the. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. the. th corpse. Sure. Yeah. I think so. I mean yeah. I mean canonically. Ryan Gosling was in a Marvel. I can I literally can't even think of one. A marvel movie? We said Ants. Ant man works. That's got your Paul Rudd in it. It's the only reason I know of it. And Michael Douglas? I don't really like Michael Douglas. No. Did you ever see the game?

I don't think so. Makes me want to punch him in the face. Oh, he always plays scuzz buckets. Yeah, I just don't. I feel like he is. Yeah. Yeah. He did play him. What? HBV? He said God caused him to have mouth cancer. Can it? I don't know. I mean I believe it, honestly, yeah.

He's like, yeah, never mind. Never just left to that. We got that. But it's just like a dog. Don't play, uh, Catherine Seta Jones vagina? You say, oh, right, that's the only pussy he's ever eaten. Oh, my god. Oh my god. I'm so sorry right now. I feel like the last couple episodes I've been very low and I've just been like I'm throwing everything in the wall tonight I'm just trying to see what sticks. You just reacted like something inside of you said that and you had no control oh my god what just happened? It's just it's my little... It's true he's probably... It's true, he's probably... He's been around the block. Why can I write Chekhov's Northstar?

Oh, because it swings, it almost swung down and hit Savage earlier in the movie. It's been hilarious, he jumps out of the way with like a skip jump? Yeah, I like that a lot. And then it hits him and knocks him into the crowd of zombies and he's crowd-surfing on their heads. I did like that a lot. And they tear him apart. Hot dogs on the outside.

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But they drive away. Well, there's one last song what I was like a yeah, I one last song it starts snowing I would be so fucking pissed if it started snowing in my last seconds, but that's it. They don't, save their lives, movies over. There is a post-credit sequence with a zombie Santa. Oh, that's when he comes back. I thought he came, maybe I didn't see him come back then. Yeah. Katie, let's get, uh, are you ready to get Rady on the... Anna and the Anna and the apocalypse

Rady's face it's fine Yeah, I liked the characters. I like the movie. I really do not like a musical. Yeah. I'm sure for people who like it. It's wonderful and I'm happy for them. It's a no for me dog. Thanks, Randy. Yeah, but I really did. I mean, I thought the acting was great. I that. I mean, I that. I the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. th. the the that. A the the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a that. A that. A thate. A thatea thate a thate a tha a tha a tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the a the a the a tha.a.a. A the a the a the a for me dog. Thanks Randy. But I really did. I mean I thought the acting was great. I appreciate that the songs are good though I never want to hear them again. Yeah. It's really hard for me to give that a number rating. Yeah. Let me think on that. You go ahead and I'll get back to you. So I've watched it like three times now. Okay. And the songs definitely did start sticking in my head. Uh-oh. And I kind of came around on like, I was very cynical at first.

And I kind of came around on like this sort of joyfulness of it. Mm. And I think because I've been real little lately. Yeah. And just having that like, sort of like, lately. Yeah. And just having that like sort of like boost of joyfulness of this was like, okay, okay maybe I can get behind this. That's why the ghosts aren't going to come visit you. The movie did it and the movie fixed it. They didn't even have to. Maybe each time you watched it all three times was a ghost.

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I want us put out a special request to a listener named Claudia. Claudia, call us back. You left us a voicemail. It went awry. Got a little out of control. I... Cackled. I loved your voicemail so much.

I know you asked us not to play it, so we're not going to, so unclutched those pearls. But you did promise us a callback. And we haven't gotten it. And we're really requesting this callback. Claudia, I want to t love Claudia. My favorite line was when you were trying to stop the voicemail and it just kept going on and on and on and it was like, oh I've been there I know what that's like. Yeah, the long silences. It's really great. It's great. You have to take our word for it. She asks us not to play it. We're not going to do it. Claudia call us back. Please. And I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the to the to the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the the the the their to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to to to to to play it. We're not gonna do it. Claudia, call us back. Please. And I want to send a special shout out to one, Mark Plemons.

I am so fucking psyched about this. Who sent us their RPG for Zyborg Commando Resurrection Overdrive. Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight? It's all misfits themed about It's all misfits themed about zombie, commando, apocalypses. And I think you think it's a D100? I think so. I think it looks like a D100 system thing? I cannot wait to read this and play it. Yeah. Yes. Katie and I were talking about running it for each other. Oh, I that thi. Kady and I were talking I were talking thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to tomomoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomomb. K. K. th. K. th. thi. When I said we should run this, I meant you should run this so I can play it. Katie, now we're talking about me running this for her? Just me and me alone.

I've always wanted to run a one person RPG. Man, I don't think it's that fun. No. No. Have you done it? Yeah. OK. It wasn't that fun. So thank you so much Mark. This was, he's done it to our PO Box, which is P.O. Box 5471, Pittsburgh, PA, 15206. And Claudia, if you need that number again and for everyone else who needs it to leave us a voicemail, it's 412, 407, 7025. We love getting stuff in the mail,

now that it's not coming directly to my house. I'm so glad. These people are crazy out there. And we love getting your voicemails. I really love the voicemails. I really do. They all do. I hate to listen to a voicemail that comes on on my phone, but I like to listen to yours.

Yeah, don't leave a voicemail. Katie. My warranty's up, yeah. What are we doing next week? What's the very special thing we're doing next week? Well as you know we like to do a romcom for New Year. Yeah. I don't know if we did one last year. Probably not. Last year wasn't love actually that was the year before. Do we do? Because we did, you've got mail one year but I don't think that was last year either. Who knows? Who cares? I care. Okay. I mean this is a surprise to no one. If you've been listening for the last couple of weeks, we are doing the Lindsay Lohan Netflix special film Falling for Christmas. Hey, we're gonna be asking questions like, is Lohan back? Um, did she ever leave? That might be the answer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, I'm gonna look up and see what we did. Which one was that? Miss congenit? the? the. the the the the the the the the th. the the. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the thooo. th. th. th. th. th. th. the answer. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, I'm going to look up and see what we did. Which one was that? Miscongeniality. Oh, that was a flop, I feel. That was a joy. Was it? I wasn't good.

I don't know. In my memory, I don't normally listen to the episodes, but in my memory, I remember that one feeling like a foul ball off the bat. It was a pop fly. It was a fly fly. In. In f f. In f. In f. In. In f. In. In f. In. In f. In f. In. In f. In. In. In. In f. I. In f. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I'm. I the the the the the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the bat. It was a pop fly. Pop fly. That's a good thing right? No. No. Infield fly rule. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So yeah, we're going to do the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie, whatever it might be called. And I'm so excited. It's going to be great. Look, so Alan and I made a deal. We're doing the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie for me. Yes. I'm gonna hate it. You're gonna love it. I'm gonna love Lindsay. I'm gonna hate the rest of it.

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