Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 41- The Last Shark (1981)

Episode Date: August 3, 2015

In this episode, we discuss the 1981 classic shark film "Jawses" starring the beloved characters of 'Quimpt' and 'Richard Dreyfuss.' No, that's not true--we watched "The Last Shark" aka "Great White" aka "L'Ultimo Squalo," the Italian cover band version of that one really famous shark movie. Special topics include: the bizarre accents and even more bizarre death of Vic Morrow, how gubernatorial campaigns work, butcher conspiracies, sharks in reverse, the Giorgios and greatest scene we have viewed to this point in WWA history. Have you seen this movie? If not, you should really see this movie--it's free on YouTube! Then tell us what you thought of it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Instagram @werewolfambulance or Twitter @werebulance. As always, we love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey, hi, and welcome to another episode of WhereWoof Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi, Alan. Oh, hey, Katie, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I just woke up from a nap. Oh, yeah, how was it? It was good. I had this really weird dream that I was like dreaming about Jaws, I think. Yeah. And like, but it was weird. It was like not quite Jaws.

Was it like sort of Italian? I think so. Nobody's lips matched their voices. It was a. We're here to talk about the film Great White. AKA the last shark. The last shark. Okay, the last shark. I'm sorry. Okay, the ultimate squamo, babo-dub.

That was pretty good, honestly, and not at all offensive. Kialo. So we watch Jawses. So we watch Jawses. A movie called Jaws' What the fuck? Is this a movie? Our good friend Mike Mucowski suggested this film

when we asked for a shitty Jaws movie to celebrate 40 years of Jaws. I'll tell you what? He nailed it. This is shitty Jaws. This is 100% shitty Jaws. They actually sued the makers of this movie, right? It was never released? It played in the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states the states actually sued the makers of this movie, right? It was never released or... It played in the States for a week. Okay. And then the Spielberg's got it shut down.

The Spielberg's? Spielberg and his Spielberg army. And then it was never released in the country again, right? Yeah, it's never been shown theatrically since then. There's no DVD or VHS release of it. And because of that it's like a it's a like underground cult classic. Hot on YouTube I'll tell you what also the like movies that YouTube suggested I watch after it oh man it like immediately you know how it'll start loading the next video and the next video was a land sharks I think it was called and it has nothing to do with Jimmy Buffett but it broke hoarck the the the theyrash the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the landsharks? He has a beer, landshark, and then he is like a land shark stadium and he wasted away again, I'm margarated. My parent head knowledge is a foco. Yeah, yeah, you gotta get on. It's actually a decent beer, you know, for summertime, yellow beers, you know. Speaking of summertime, real quick, I had an appointment, which I'm doing finger quotes around at work today that required me to leave the office early,

but really I just went to the pool. And guess who I saw there? No. Guess who I saw there? No. Tom Savini. No, one of my cousins. Sivini watched 2K15 continues. Someone did hashtag it. Did they? I looked, I didn't see anything. There's a hashtag out there, that's not us.

Thank you, friend. Yeah, mission accomplished. Is this how social media works? You get one hashtag in here done so. Seriously. So where do we begin with this? Let's begin with the opening scene, which is 14 minutes of a man windsurfing? Really well, is that good? Is th s th s th w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w th, it th, it just just th, it just just just just th, it just just th, it just th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. that that that to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thii. the. the. thi. thi. that good? I don't know. It just seems to be just putting your butt in the water.

Like, I don't know how you determine if it's good. Apparently it's a huge sport, though. Like millions of people will come to participate and watch windsurfing. At least tens of tens of millions. Tens of tens of tens. Okay, cool. Cool, cool. Yeah, the opening of the good windsurfing, shitty Pat Benatar. Yeah. That's a really good way to describe it. It was funny.

It was good. It made me laugh, like, right out of the gates. This is going to be going they find his, there's a munching sound effect, which I found to be half charming and half very distressing. I mean, it's no, you know, the end of Jaws has the, the spoiler alert, the shark dying and sinking and it makes a dinosaur roar. There's some dinosaur roars in this,

I didn't notice. Oh, there's a lot of insane things in this that I that I that I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I thatthis that I really can't wait to talk about. The town where this takes place, they're so not even giving a shit about this movie. It's called Port Harbor. I couldn't, I wasn't sure if that was real. Also the governor appeared to be the governor of Port Harbor which is not a thing. I think I was supposed to be in Georgia. I think I was supposed to be in Georgia? Is that where I have the the th th th th their th th. I was their th. I was their th. I was their their th. I was their their their th. I was filmed their th. I was filmed th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I was thi thi thi thi. I was thi. I was th. I was supposed thor thor thi. I was supposed thi. I was supposed thi. I was supposed thi. I was supposed thi thi thi thi th. I was supposed th. I was supposed th. I was supposed th. I was supposed th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was their th. I was th. I was supposed thi. I was thi. I was called to to to to to to that. I was called th. I was called thi. I was called that that thi. I was called thi. I was called. I was called idea. All the boats had like a GA at the beginning. Oh did they? I don't know boats, but I assume that that meant Georgia. Yeah, I don't know. These people are Italian? Yeah. What are they? Some of them are? Is this just like what Italians think? Because there's at one point just people waving a Confederate flag too. I mean Vic Moro is not Italian. No. He famously died. He famously died. He famously died in the film. He was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi th. These people are th. These people are th. These people are th. These people are th. th. th. th. th. These people are th. Are th. th. th. These people are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the, the thi. thi. the people thi. the. thi. the people people thi. the. the. the. th. th. of Twilight Zone the movie. Oh, I didn't know that. He was the dude who the helicopter crashed into him and two children during the filming of that movie. John Landis got sued over and stuff. They're brought up on like charges of manslaughter.

Geez. Yeah, yeah, crazy times. Oh, man. Well, the record show, I just made the gonna do the Italian thing, I gotta, you know, make none a happy. My satanic tattoos are burning. You've done that in my present. Yeah, but he's the racist and the racist vignette on Twilight's. Oh.

That's Vicmoro. And Jane Perkins. He's been in a lot of things. of like not too many well-known things but he shows up a bit yeah in this movie he plays Robert Shaw as Quinn but like hip 70s Quinn yeah but with an absolutely inscrutable accent it's sometimes Scottish it's sometimes maybe Russian and at one point he's just like screaming it almost sounds like he's trying to do like a Borat, like Middle Easter. I have no fucking clue. I have a note that if he just stopped and went, I'm gonna Mario, it would have been totally keeping with his acting in this movie. He's also inexplicably wearing a

turtle neck through most of it. It's summer. It's a fisherman's sweater. It's a fisherman. It's a fisherman. Quint is a fisherman. Queint thr-Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeeeeeaaauuuuuu. I's likeauu. I's a theaui. I'ma he's a bowman, fine. So, okay, so this guy gets attacked while windsurfing and they find a piece, they never like really find his body, but they find a piece of his surfboard, his wind surfboard? I don't know, whatever. It is shredded like this shark has 40,000 teeth. How many teeth how thee thii. It's th, th, th, th, th, th, the shark, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, theeeeeeat, theat, theat, theat, they. thi. thi. they's, they's, thi, they. thi, thi, th, they. th, they, they, they, they, they, they. they, they, they. they. they. they. they, they. they. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thi. Okay, thi. thee. thee. theeeeeeee of paper and a paper shredder and then pulled it back out. That's what it looked like. I just like watched the Discovery Channel. A thousand mice and attacked those tough ones. Yeah. It was ridiculous. And it happened at the same time that they had like shown the radio announcer and he was saying it's another beautiful, perfect day here in Port Harbor. And they they they they the the the the the the their they they they they they they they they they they they they. It's they. It's they. It's they. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, I've the. It's, I've the. It's, I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I I I th. I I I I, I I th. I I, I, I, I, I, I th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. I've te. I've te. I've te. I've te. I've teat, I've teat, I've teat, I've teat, I've just, I've just, I've just like, I've like, I've like, I've t, perfect day here in Port Harbor. And then they cut to the people outside and there's clearly a storm behind them. Come on, guys, film that one later. When the shark attacks, anytime the shark attacks in the movie, there's a huge spray of air and water

that shoot whoever it's attacking out of the water. Why? Why? Why? It's weaponized. It's a weaponized shark. It's gotta do that because it can't shut its mouth. At one point it did though, I was like, look at this fucking rubber shark. It can't shut its mouth and later it shut it. And I was like, oh, I guess I'm an asshole. So Vicomorrow and James Francisco, best known for beneath the planet of the apes.

Oh, interesting. He's like the, he's a classic hunky guy. Yeah, he's a stand-in for, Richard Dreyfus. Charleston, and Benito, I have Plen of the Apes, so he's got to be hunky to fill those shoes. Yeah, he's basically Brody and Hooper smashed into one character, decked up a little. Yeah, that's a really good point. And basically it's the two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two thio thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, the, th, th, the, the, the, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, th, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.. the. thean, thean, to, to, to, to, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, the. the. thetwo of them versus, okay, Governor Wells or like he was running for governor. At one point, they said he was running for governor and then he was referred to as governor,

but no one talked about how he might be the incumbent, I don't know. It's a very confusing campaign. His campaign posters were just like blown up Xeroxes. Yeah, looking like a mudshot. He also wears a gold suit through a lot of the movie, and so th, and some, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, the, th, the th, they, the movie, th, they, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, thi, they, they, they, they, they, thi, they, thi, thi, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, thi, thi, thi.eooooooooom-s, thea, they, they, they, they, they of the movie, and so does his toadie, which I really liked. His toadie, who has probably one of the best deaths in the movie. Okay, maybe they... And then you see it twice.

Because they watch it again. He's doing a like, these beaches have to stay open, Jaws thing. Yeah, James Francisco's character is named Peter Benton. Come on, fucking guys. Come on, fucking guys. They weren't even trying, it was so good. I mean, do you think that was supposed to be like a hat tip to Peter Benchley? Or do you think that...

What's close to Benchley? Mm, Benton? Good, let's go. Keep typing, Rick. Keep typing, Rich Yardo. So they keep the beaches open, but they build some nets. Alan's losing his line right now, I don't know. There's a scene where they put in this anti-shark netting, which looks like shit. Oh, it's chicken wire.

I don't know what they're doing. Chicken wire in a bathtub. And they show the Great White attacking it, and it's obviously a bottle-nosed dolphin. Yeah. There is a porpoise that appears several times in this movie. Like really, obviously, like a beautiful porpoise, too. And I was like, what are you fucking doing? Did you just pay for the stock footage and they accidentally sent you this one to the one from echo the dolphin Flipper showed up on the set Lever'd have been drinking for a few years and they just put him in the movie

They're like just get it just go through that go through that net So the net obviously doesn't work which there's a bunch of teens like in the ocean and it pulls the shark out. Here's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tea' tea. tea. tea. tea. they. the the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the shark out. Here's a question. At the beginning of that scene, it seemed to be like maybe 7 PM or something. It's like the sun was going, why were they all getting and sleeping bags on the beach? The sun was still out. It was inexplicable. It was day for night. I'm convinced that they were shooting day for night, but not putting any blue gel on camera. Like, unless they're vampires, our person had to go to sleep for the sun came up.

It literally looked like everybody was taking like a lunchtime siesta. It made no goddamn sense. And then, like, why would they be swimming at bedtime? It's noon. Did you notice the shitty jaws music when the shark was swimming? That's my next note. I love the music that plays when the shark bust through this cheap-ass. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the shark was swimming? That's my next note. I love the music that plays when the shark busts through this cheap-ass fence. It's just like, it's got more notes. It's like, but on it up, but on up, but on up, but on up, but

one of the instruments was a comb with wax paper and it was just so shitty. And then there's the scene, I guess they find, I'm sorry, and then, and they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so they, so the, so the, so, so the, so the, so the, so the, so, so, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. I guess they find, I'm sorry, and then, and then, so they have this regatta because you got a regatta, Pittsburghers, that's for you. It basically looks like a town sort of festival, and there's one part where a girl like opens the door to a sort of a cabinet outside and the inside is just like a stoned-looking, guy a red, white, and blue blazer and playing an acoustic guitar and a harmonica and I was like, is this what Italians think America is? Is this what we're doing right now? You mean Bob Dylan in a box? Yeah.

They just opened Bob Dylan in a box. Why? We started playing some shitty Bob Dylan's song. So strange. That's immediately followed by this film almost seems like a parody. Yeah, it seems like it was supposed to be funny, maybe? I don't know. That scene also includes the line where they're talking about where all the wind surfers came from to compete in this regatta and the one girl says, I think they're from up north, Philadelphia or something. Such a strange place to assume that someone would be windsurfing. Oh, you don know Philly, the windsurfing hub of the East Coast? What?

Just coming down the scooogle. It's going to hit the scooicle. I just don't know. Yeah. Oh, God. It was, it was fucking amazing. And then the boat, I'm sorry, Quint. What is his name? quimped is like on the land when the shark inevitably attacks the regatta and then immediately he's on a boat like out in the water there's no like time

lapse he's just on the land and then they cut your scene on a boat and there is they say he's like a mile and a half out or something the shark goes through and manages to knock every person off their wind surfboard every single person does not eat one of them. No. Knocked everyone. Like goes out of his way to hit the last one. Yeah. And then the governor's lackey. The shark explodes the boat underneath of him

and shoots him like 25 feet. Well, shoots a GI Joe action figure dressed like the lackey 25 feet in the air. The props in this are so, like shark when they're showing it swim underwater Is a rubber shark with a flappy fins. They don't flap no. That's not how they work There's a scene where the shark is Repeatedly hitting a boat and it's just Hitting the boat and then backing directly up and hitting the boat. That's not how sharks swim. No, they don't throw it in reverse. I don't think they reverse it. So? He eats the guy? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thin? I the the the the thin. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. They they. They the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. I? I can't? I don't tha. No tha. No tha. No thea. No thea. No thea. No thea. No thea. No thea. No theck. No, they don't throw it in reverse. I don't think they reverse. So he eats the guy. I guess, do you see any the guy? I don't know if you do.

No, I think the only. I think you see the shark behind him, which is almost comedic. It looks like a silly greeting card or something. It's like the only time they saw the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t-shirts. Yeah. It's making that face. And it just like pops up with its mouth open. We recently had my dog in the, had it swimming and while she was swimming she swam with her mouth open the entire time and it just reminded me when I was watching this tum dog. Because a shark never shut its mouth. It does once. It does once. And I had like just previously said this shark is so fucking cheap. But when it shut it like it didn't the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's th. t. t. took. took. took. took. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. t. t. t. t. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's t. It's just just just just just just just just just just just just. t. t. t. tap. took. took. took. took. took. toge. toge. took. toge. toge. took. toge. t t t its mouth and then it shut its mouth but what it shut it like it didn't match up no it was clearly just like okay so Richard Dreyfus and Robert Shaw's counterparts they decide to go

scuba diving and get it like like they do in the movie you're gonna blow it up with your dynamite belt with your dynamite belt yeah in Jaws is is that the way you handle the shark? You just decide to go blow it up? I mean, like, what else are you gonna do? I don't know, trank it? No, no. No, no. No, explode it. Blow it up.

It's true. Yeah. So they're looking for him in a cave the sides of my bathroom. They, yeah, they look for the shark in a lot of inexplicable places, including later a crash helicopter. Do you know how big a helicopter inside is? Not big enough to hoves a 35-foot shark. So the shark is like running into thethen I realized it was walling the man.

And I was like, oh, not only is it a fucking genius, it's also an engineer. It walls them in. If I just, just, just whacking away at it. I would have to beep when it backed up. Meep, meep. Meep, me, phew. Oh my god.

It's pretty, it's a pretty fantastic scene. Oh, we're going to do spoilers in this one. If you have not watched this movie already, I don't know why you're listening to this. You guys should watch this movie. Do you like fun? Do you like having a good time? Not particularly, like generally speaking. I like to go to bed earlier. I thought you're asking me. Just put it out there in it either. So they have to use the dynamite basically to get themselves out. So they only have one dynamite belt, one, one per party. And they use it to break through the wall that the shark has created.

The next note I have is, says, is pushing someone's shoulder how you revive them? I'm not sure what that's referring to. I don't know either. I think it's when Quimped. He's like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, thi, thi, thi, the the the the their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, when Quimped, he's like awake, but... Oh, no, I'm sorry, Quimped character is named Ron Hammer. It is absolutely, that's not true. Ron Hammer? Why was he Scottish or Russian or whatever?

Fuck. He was all of the European accents. He was like the EU. Yeah, just representative of all. So I think he like, oh his scuba tank gets bitten or something or something happens where he loses his air. So Peter Benchley has to bring him up and he gives him, he just pushes on a shoulder a couple times I think is what happens. Yeah, that's how you resuscitate a Vic Moro.

So this is happening and they have this like huge cut of meat that they're using as bait. Meanwhile, Peter their daughter, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny and her friends, including one whose name I swear to God is Billy Joel. Did you catch that? They might th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the, the, the, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, that's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi. the. the. the. the. theat the. the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's is Billy Joel. Did you catch that? They kept referring to as Billy Joel. I think they might have been saying Billy Joe, but I'm pretty sure it's Billy Joel. And the- Well, he did have a bottle of red. Anyway. The governor's son was also there.

And he looked like the prettiest baby girl. And he looked like a junior greatest American hero. That's really over 40 set. Oh boy. So they also take out, they take out the governor's boat with also a huge hug of meat. Like I imagine the butcher in this town is just like fucking roll. I think the butcher set this whole thing up,

just to sell these huge pieces of money. Oh yeah it was great too whenever like the meat that was in the water was always different meat. Always different very scraggly in the water. That's what happens when you like just dunk meat I don't think I've never dunked a huge whatever. Where will family will be doing a scientific experiment where we dunk a huge amount of meat into a pool. Yeah we're just going to take it down to my neighborhood pool. Hopefully Thomas Savini's not there. Or too well we're conducting this experiment. So they go out, they take out the governor's boat. They are so, everyone's being so fucking stupid with this meat. Like, it's a 35-foot shark. You think it can't pull your little baby boat into the water?

Like, they have a tied, they have the weirdest set up. It's like tied to a pole the the the the the weirdest, it, the weirdest, the weirdest, the weirdest, it, the weirdest, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the weirdest, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoeruoome. They's thoomoomorrow, thoomorrow, tie, tieuoomorrow, tieuoomorrow, tie, thoooomorrow, the. They're thea, thea, pole. It's meat on a stick. Moving up and down? I don't know what were they going to do? They had already shot the gun. They didn't seem to have, they never reloaded it. That's the problem this movie. Everybody shoots the gun and then they're like, I don't know what to do now. Put another bullet in the girl's voice, bless her heart, is so shrill.

She was set to grating me entire time. Oh, I could not. So she gets her legs bitten off, or our leg bit enough. I couldn't quite understand. This movie's also very hard to understand the dialogue, but I don't think I missed much. It was like reading a picture book. So they're bobbing their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their So they're bobbing their meat in and out of the water.

They're all sticking their dicks in the water. So the shark comes up and grabs the meat. And in the melee, the two boys like stubble backwards and just knock the girl off the boat. Yeah, she should have gotten out of the way. But she's like hanging on the it was too funny. This is so funny. There's actually one, there's a scene that happens next where it's like her POV cam through the ER,

which I actually that was really good. It's like her in the ambulance and then being taken through the ER. And it's the only scary scene of the movie or her lower body in a barrel. I don't know. Would she's like, you can't say this? They were like, well, she doesn't have legs, so let's just put her in a barrel. I don't know. When you're doing the POV shot, too, she does have two feet in the bed. Does she? Oh, jeez,. He just nibbled them. And then they couldn't save them.

Just perforated around. Also, her mom is the worst mom. Her mom's like, I can't see her. I'm going back to the water. Like, that's your daughter. And she's like had the terrible thing happened to her. And she's like, fuck this lady. She was awful and I wanted her to die and I was disappointed that she doesn't.

Also then the governor shows up and slaps his son and it's the worst slap in film history. I challenge you, were wolf ambulance listeners to find a worse slap in movie history. I was going to say it's like worse than shitty wrestling slapping but it's way worse than that. Yeah Shitty wrestling slapping looks good still. Sometimes, yeah. Well I'm thinking of like really bad like when the guy's already going down while the hand's coming down on like the kid's like head spins and then the hand hits him. Yeah, it's really bad. And thenthis incident then encourages the governor to- Go grab a big chunk of meat, obviously. And the butcher's like, ha ha ha ha!

The Port Harbor butcher. And his helicopter. Oh my Christ, utter crutch. This is like 10 minutes of my life that I can never get back. But I'm not sure that I want to. It's so bad. The guy flying the helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter the helicopter helicopter helicopter the helicopter the helicopter the helicopter the helicopter the helicopter the helicopter'm not sure that I want to. It's so bad. It's so bad. The guy flying the helicopter is in full military uniform. He has a funny name too, like cookie or something.

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Yeah, he takes his jacket off. I thought when, okay. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. The helicopter that they get into is not the same helicopter that they're flying around in. No. It's like half the size once it's in the air. Yeah, in a different color if I recall. Yeah, I think so. So they find the shark immediately.

Like as soon as they're in the air, this fuckers right underneath them. Here's a thirty-five feet. A million feet long. It's everywhere. It's everywhere. It's fresh out of give a fox. Yeah. It eats the governor. Sort of. Stupid governor falls out of the helicopter. And so the helicopter pilot has to go down close to the water to try and pick him up. So when the helicopter gets near the water, it's a goddamn toy.

It's a fucking toy helicopter. And the toy shark attacks the toy helicopter. And then the toy shark attacks the toy helicopter. In a bathtub. It's in a bathtub. This is happening in a bathtub. Holy sweet Jesus, it was amazing. How do you say bathtub in Italian? Diallo.

OK, nailed it. So this is like one of my favorite images from a movie that we have done yet, where the governor is hanging from like the the landing part of a helicopter or whatever that's called he's hanging the feet he's hanging from the feet and you see that it's the governor and then it's just it's a dummy it's like the worst dummy you've ever seen and then his legs are gone this turkey only eats legs it doesn't bite his legs off it's basically his lower half. And that ends that gubernatorial campaign.

I'll tell you what. It's a sad end. Oh man, that mustache is lost to the ages. Ah, a lot of good mustaches. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Is that right? I might imagine. And then cookie goes down too, obviously. But it just kind of like, it cuts from there. We move on.

It doesn't show cookie getting eaten. I think it might. Might it? I don't know. I like, I was just, I actually rewound it and watched it. I mean, I rewound your dream that I was also having, and watched the governor getting twice Holy shit, it was so good. This is where my notes stop and my memory takes over. The on Wikipedia says the shark then bites him in half, then lunges into the helicopter dragging it into the sea.

Sure, whatever you say. No mention of cookies to mees. All right. Meanwhile, the TV guys are also having a big piece of meat. What chaining it to the dock? Chaining it. What did you think was going to happen? I don't like, it's like these people, not only have never seen a shark before,

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Oh yeah. Buck something, I'm gonna guess. I don't know. Oh, shit. Oh, it's too good. Oh, it's too good. So, Benton and Hammer, as we'll call them. That sounds like, is that a cigarette thing?

You're thinking of Benson and Edges. They decided that they had to blow up the shark again. They had like a big emotional fight where Hammer? Yeah. It's not right. Quimped. Telling Ben Sten that he has to be the one to do it. But Benchton's upset because his daughter's legs are gone.

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Maybe these people had never seen the ocean before. Oh God, so Ben rescues everybody from the shark attack. And at some point, Hammer has been fucked up by the shark. He's gotten caught up in like some wires. He gets dragged away because the shark ties him up and then swims away with the rope in his mouth. That's right. That's right.

Why? What's that now? Yes. I just want to get to the point where Benton jumps off the boat to blow the shark up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get there. Because he waits until he eats Hammer, who had another dynamite belt on him? Yeah, he's still— He found another dynamite belt. He was reloading it later on.

He was having the argument, he was reloading his dynamite belt. He waits until the shark t, which is the point where the mouth closes, actually. Right, yeah, you see Hammer's corpse flowed up and he's like, oh, now I know what to do. And he goes over there and chomps him. And he's like slowly getting more of his body in his mouth. So why did he have to leap into the ocean to flip the switch of the day? I don't know, but it was, I think he wanted to see maybe maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe maybe to maybe to maybe maybe maybe to maybe maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to maybe to to to to to the explosion to to the explosion, to to to to to the the to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their and then their and then their to be to be to be to be to their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. thooooom. th. th. thr. thoooooooooooooom. their and chom. their and chom. their and chom. the he wanted to see the explosion. Also no goggles. You guys know you can't just like really open your eyes in the ocean, right? It will hurt and you won't see. He does like a flying sideways leap. But I couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening? Is this the point where you couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening? I just, I was like, yeah, I was on board up until then. Why was like, why are you jumping in? What is it?

Like, I wanted him to be yelling, hiya while he did it. Like, it was so ridiculous. And he blows up the shark. The shark just blows in half. It doesn't explode. It just blows in half. It's like one of those things that if you're traveling, you puthing, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the he's blown up his friend on the shark. Yeah. Well it's kind of like I feel like it's a puric victory for the boatman quimped. Yeah, because he was able to kill the shark even though he was dead. Right. Or whatever. Who cares? And then back of the

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I mean, they made it. They should own it. Hey, Giorgio, how a shark swim? I don't know. I don't know. I think they have fly, like a bird. Hey, Georgio, is this a shark? No, Georgia, that's a dolphin.

Too old you know. Fish is a fish, right? Oh my god. Kitty, are you ready to move on to the ratings face? I don't know. I guess so, yeah. You want to go first? Yeah.

I'm going to give this movie a seven. Wow. That's a strong rating. I had so much thu dumb, dumb, terrible movie. I have such a soft spot for shitty 70s and 80s horror films and then like the Italian ones that are just like churning these like shit factories out to make a buck off somebody. And I love that they're just like, just like move a period in a sentence. And that's the thi stuff. thuuuuu stuff. th. th. thi stuff. thi stuff. thi stuff. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi. thi. I'm thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I' th. I's thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. I th. th. thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. theeeeeat thea. thea. to thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' do that to make a new jaws. They won't notice. Nobody'll notice.

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Wait, what's exhibit doing now then? Oh, not pimping your ride. He's not pimping the cars? No, that that turned out the cars at the end. Did you know that? That's awesome. I read that on the internet. I'd heard that people were getting their car stolen, too. Oh, really? Took them home. And apparently a lot of stuff just didn't work, too. Wait, that 55-inch TV in the back of your Honda.

Your Honda, yeah. I did, but I also would rather have just watched Jaws instead of watching Jaws's. I guess I just wonder what the like thought process was in making this movie. Hmm. Because Jaws is like an enormous blockbuster. Yes. A mere six years earlier, yeah. Like probably five years at the time I was making it, yeah. It's just like what I've never seen something so blatantly. I think the director or the production company of this movie like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the th. the th. th. the th. I th. I was like, like, like, I was like, I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the director of the production company of this movie just did this. This is how they made movies.

They just made like cheap knockoffs. I'd like to see some more, honestly. How do you, I wonder what all they've made? Well, have you ever seen stuff like Turkish Star Wars? No, I've never even seen American Star Wars? No. I've never even seen thi- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this is this is thi this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi thi thi thi. thi thi thi thi thiiiiii thiiiiiii thi thiii thiii thi thi thi thi thi this whole Turkish film industry where they would like take scenes from Star Wars and then like intercut it with our own scenes. What? I want to see that! I want to see that so much better.

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I enjoyed it. I probably never watch it. I probably never watch it again. I probably will, however, watch a land shark starring Brooke Hogan that came on after it. They were just riding dirt bikes and I'm you know I'm pretty into dirt bikes in the opening scene. If it was like three o'clock in the morning and I'm watching horror movies with friends and we're all hopped up on twizzlers as you do. I've been like dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, dudes, we should totally watch. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their, their, th. th. th. th. th. their, their, th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. theat th. theat th. to. th. th. theat th. theat theat thi. thi. thi. th. thi. the water. Oh no watch the last shark. Why does it have two names? Greek white lash shark? It's got three names it's also got a Jawsus. Ultima squal. Sure. Yeah you know so they could try to market it differently. No this is a different movie we made with Governor Wells as governor campaign. Well they used to also do that in the seven days they would just re-a the the the th. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to the. the. to to their their their their their their their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. t. t. total. total. total. total. total. total, the. to total, th. th. total, th. th. to th. the the. the the the the the the. the the. the. the. to also do that in the seven days they would just re-release a movie under a different name because people would just go to like 40 seconds tree and

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I loved. I'm a little, I'm Dracula. It was so fucking ridiculous. I loved Vic Maro in this. He's great. He scowls so much. Are we even even even even even even even even even th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thing thing thing that, that, thi thi thi thi. tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ththis. He's great. He scowls so much. Yeah, all right, six. Are we even doing another one after this? Is this the end?

If we've reached the end of the line. I hope not. So what are we doing next week? Ah, Katie, we're gonna dip our toes into a decade. the year old yet. the worst. Yeah, well, we're getting there. Come on, we're still early days. We're not even a year old yet. I guess so. We're just a little baby podcast.

Baby podcast. I can't even walk yet. We're going to watch Spider Baby. Classic. Yeah, exactly. Well, you tied it all together. I'm starring Lon Chaney Jr. and Sid Hague and you seen House on Hunted Hill? Yes.

The Vincent Price movie. His wife that he's contrary bickering with, she's in this and like in lingerie for most of it. Okay. It's psychotic. It's totally over the top. At some point can I talk you into doing the House on Hunted Ha ta ta ti. Mka Janssen and uh... Oh, Tay Diggs, hunky, Hunky, Tay Diggs. Tigs is pretty decent.

Yeah, definitely. Great, maybe we'll do that after this. So, yeah, we're gonna do Spider-Ruby next. So I think it's like a couple bucks on Amazon. You guys should rent that, watch it with us. You're really going to one. But I love you guys and you're not dumb shit. You guys are pretty dee's. You can not keep being dece on Facebook. We're were were wolf ambulance. We're were werewolf ambulance ambulance. And Instagram were where were werebulant. We're woefully neglecting on Twitter. I'm getting back to I swear. I do want to thank Alexandra Hill who is Vemp addict 88. she is offering to do another scattergraph for us.

Oh yeah, Alexandra, I would love that. Yeah, she's gonna do that. Oh, you're killing it. Oh, you're killing it. Oh, you're killing it. Oh, man. We should send her Jim's work so that she doesn't have told her we'd send her a button so. I you know what, Gene, I still have yours in my purse. I'm gonna get it to you on the worst. I like found it in

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