Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 411- Nope (2022)

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

In this week's episode, we're tackling one of the biggest horror movies of last year-- it's Jordan Peele's "Nope." Special topics for your consideration include: the first in a movie rock block of siblings running farms together, a real lack of knowledge around things like television channels, new emcee names, the worst day of your life, and of course, horses. Fuckin horses.  We've covered all three of the recent Jordan Peele movies- Episode 124- "Get Out" and Episode 226- "Us." Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. There are 30 whole episodes there for you! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

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Sure, nope, there you go. Yeah. Then you get a Bible quote? Yeah. I'm not familiar with the book of Nahum. I will throw filth at you and treat you with contempt and make you a spectacle. Yeah. Okay. Some has said that this movie is a commentary on making film. Sure, I think that's probably true.

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Okay. On the Discord, they were very excited about you having to watch a movie about horses. I mean... The horses are the central characters of this fucking film. Nobody told me. How did no one mention this to me? No one thought to pull me aside and be like, hey, you know what's on horses? I did say it was about horses and I went, no, no horses. No horses. No horses. We're fine, everything's fine, no horses. And I think, who's the dad?

Who's Oates Senior in this movie? David Keith. No, Keith David. Man of my dreams. He's so cool. So fucking cool. He's only in this movie for a very hottest of seconds, but it's still like he looms larger over the entire film.

They shoot him from below. He's on a giant horse and he's doing his extremely baritone voice and he is like the voice of this movie, yeah. This is a film of baritone voices. Yeah. And also Daniel Kaluya, holy shit can he do an American accent. Well, Alan, I have to say I think that's because he's incredibly one note in this movie. He gets very little to do emotionally. Sure. He's almost bafflingly blank. Yeah, I think that's supposed to be like he is just this stoic cowboy character.

And I get that, but I feel like he's a dynamic actor and star of stage and screen, and we should treat him with the respect he deserves by letting him emote? So I know that I am a stand for Jordan Peel. Sure. I apologize in advance. Don't. But, so I think, like, to use another annoying comparison, I think he's almost like a jazz drummer where you're like, when he does let loose a few times

in this movie, like the hand clapping with Kiki Palmer when they're excited about something, or when he's like telling people to do a thing by raising his eyebrows, yeah. There's this like, oh shit, like he's tight enough that he unleashes these little things, and you're like, oh, that's acting. Because I do have a note that says, you know, he can act like a mothfucker. Yeah, I agree that he can act like a mothfucker. I think he's obviously meant to be a foil to Kiki Palmer's continuously over the top personality. But it's just, I was like, I was excited to see him, and I was excited to to see, I was excited to see, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see him, and I was excited to see to see him, and I was excited to see, and I to see, and I to to to to to see, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and I to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see him, and I to see him, and I to see him, and to see him, and th.. He th. He th. He th. He th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. that he thi. that he can that he can't thi. that he can't that he can't that he can't that he can't that he can't thi. that he can't that he can't thi. He can't thi. thick as hell in this movie. Yes, he's so much thicker than he was in Get Out. Or I saw him in something else recently, too, where he was a little bit twigier.

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gangster criminal dude. Okay. And he's intimidating. Okay. And he's so fucking good at it. Great. He's does a scene where he's like talking to somebody and he does that thing where you walk up and they won't look at you so he bends down to make eye contact. And I'm like, no, no, no,this? Yeah, she's been around for a long time. She's like a Nickelodeon star and she's been in,

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Oh, yeah, you hear like almost a sound of a woman screaming from the sky? Oh, it's not almost, that's what it is! Yeah. And then, yeah, metal starts falling, and he slumps over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over th and he and he and he and he th and he th and he th and he's th and th and th and th. th and th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to, the. to, to, toe. toe. the. toe. to. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the sky. Oh it's not almost, that's what it is. Yeah. And then yeah metal starts falling and he slumps over on the horse. Yeah, and then he hits the ground and you're like not cute dad Keith David. So soon we barely knew ye. And it's a very long linger on his face. A very long linger. I think Jordan peels like hey it's a horror movie. I think the horde of it's a horror movie. Don't forget. Look at it. I know it opened with a blood covered a chimp. Don't forget that this is a horror. It's good. He looks good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But just the idea of like getting murdered by a nickel. Going through your eye. Yeah, because we see his x-ray and you can see it like in his eye socket. And I will say that watching this again today, um, the other night was New years??. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi, the. thi. th. th. this this this this this this th. this this this this th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. It's a the. the. the. the. the. the. It's a the. this the. this the. It's other night was New Year's and there were people shooting guns and I heard bullets whizzed past my house. Why people shooting

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It's so gross. And then the title card. Nope. Osgood Perkins is in this movie. Who is Osgood Perkins? He is Anthony Perkins son, director of I am the beautiful thing that lives in the house. Oh, and Black Coat's daughter and Gretel and Hansel and... Who is he in this movie? He is the director. When we first meet the director in the beginning of the movie, Gotcha, Gotcha, Gatt thanks. Okay. Yeah. We also meet Michael Wincott, bad guy from the Crow. Oh you talking about my mom, top dollar? Top dollar! Is he meant to be Werner Herzog in this? Because I think he's meant to be Verner Herzog? Okay. Of course. So what's his name? It's like Antler

Holstuh? Yeah. A hundred percent. It's very funny. It's very funny. What do you think Werner Herzog thinks of that? I think it's very... I can't do a Berger Herzog, I wish I could. No, yeah. He thinks it's very funny. He has a great sense of humor. Yeah.

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I mean, my bobble is too bobbleicious. Oh, I'm your baby. Fucking horses though, kicking dumb makeup ladies. Horse fucking kicks her. That was cool. Was they really get that horse to do that or was that CGI? That's Cgi, my friend. I don't think any stuntman agrees to be kicked in the face by a horse. I don't know, maybe.

I don't know, baby. He can't fomber. Horses will fuck you up if they kick you. Yeah, I know! Do you think this is news to me? I have the notes, they spook lucky. They get the boot. They get the notes, they spook lucky, they get the boot. They get the boot.

Yeah. So they get fired. They do, they do. And there's the scene of them driving to Jupiter's ranch or whatever. Jupiter's claim, yeah. And I love that he is, having seen the movie for the second time, he's setting up all the stuff they're going to be using later in the movie because like they drive by a long line of wacky armed waving men. Okay, which I did not notice at all. They drive into Jupiter's claim and there's a horse covered in the flags. Yeah, that's going to come back later. Yeah.

It's all stuff that Emerald is going to to to to to the to to to the to be the to be the to be the the to come back later. It's all stuff that Emerald is going to steal at some point or another in the movie. Okay, I have a question about horses. You probably don't know the answer to this. I'm a kind of a horse expert. What is a horse decoy? Oh, it's nothing. They were talking bullshit. Oh, it's nothing.

They were talk know it's bullshit. I think, no, he knew they were bullshitting him. That they'd stolen it from him. Yeah, but he was like, okay, yeah, because he's really nice to them. He is really nice to them. He is a former child actor who was on the show, Gordy's house? Gordy's world.

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Yeah. And there's this really weirdly long story about the Gordy's Home incident. Six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc ensued. That's such a good line. Do you want to explain what happened on Gordie's Home? Well, I also want to mention that in this museum to Gordy's home, two Dutch people, a Dutch couple paid him 50 grand to stay in it for the night. He didn't ask any questions.

That's very strange. That's the kind of shit weird people do, though. Just fuck in a room full of civil war miniatures? You know what I mean? How do I get this to happen? Well you just put it out into the world. That's the secret. That's the secret.

You did it. I just had to lean into it. This is your Oprah shot. So what happened on Gordy's home was that they threw a, the episode was throwing a birthday party for the chimp. Yeah. And someone had gave him a box full of balloons, and one went up to the ceiling and popped.

And when it popped, it set the chimp off. And he attempted to murder Mary Joe, the mom on the sitcom. Yeah, when they show her later, you you're like the fuck is happening here. Well you know what the two things that chimps go for when they attack. Eyes and genitals? Yep. Yeah. Well it wasn't that so much it wasn't the way her face looked so much is the fact that she was wearing a veil but a t-shirt with her old face on it. No that was the girl the little girl because I think. I the little girl because I I the little girl because I the little girl. I the little girl. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. the the the the thi. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theee. thi. tipeeeeeea. tipea. tipe. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the. the. thi. the. the girl, the little girl, because I think the little girl died. Mary Joe, I think Mary Joe is the mom. Got it. And she's wearing a shirt with the little girl who I think was killed by the chimps. Yeah.

Okay, got it. Just imagine being stuck in that place, time. It's wild. Yeah. But he tells it in this like kind of jocular way because he tells it through like the lens of an S&L sketch with Chris Kattan being a force of nature. Yes. And he's a carny. This guy is a carney. He is a person who enjoys spectacle and makes things into spectacles to hearken back to Nahum, whoever, whoever, one of the lesser apostles. Had you heard of of the lesser of the lesser of the lesser of the lesser of the lesser of the lesser of th of the lesser of th of the lesser of th of th of th of th of th of, whoever, one of the lesser apostles. Had you heard of Nahum before? I'm aware of the lesser apostles. Okay. But I know nothing about Nahum.

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If you're a Bible scholar, I'm so sorry for the way you must feel about all the things I've said over the years, I stand by them. I saw a t-shirt the other day that was, wrestling is real. God is fake. I love it. I love it so much. I like momentarily was like, can I wear this? And then I was like, no, you can't fucking wear this. My thought was like, I would never wear a wrestling, would I?

Wouldn't you? It is real. I don't even get the joke. But yeah, so he tells it through this whole, telling them this Chris Catan S&L skit about Chris Cotan playing Jordy the Chimp. God, Chris Catan. Dark days for SNL. I do, I love that he that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he I know. I do, I love that he used a mad magazine cover to be like the gateway and like, I love that Jordan Peel just like slips in shit that he loves into his movies.

And it's because he's like, he's an age between you and I, I think, right? So we're both like, oh yeah, we love these references, yeah. Like later on in the movie when Kiki Palmer is wearing a Jesus Lizard t-shirt and I was like, do you think this woman likes Jesus Lizard? Maybe? Maybe. Maybe. But Jordan Peele definitely does. Like I've seen them on set like black flag t-t-shirts and stuff and just like, that's cool. Yeah, get your shit that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. Yeah. Yeah. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. that's that's th. other directors about that, though, to be fair. Well, when you're just stealing other people's movies to make a thing.

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that can never happen because he's been feeding them to aliens. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. I can't imagine doing that to a huge majestic animal. If I'm gonna serve an animal to an alien, it's not gonna be a puppy. No. I'm trying to think of what tho the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first one the to be a puppy. No. I'm trying to think of what animal. Not humans. That was the first one the pumped in my mind. Particular humans maybe. Sure, sure. I'm looking at you Jordan-Beterson.

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be her horse to train and then Jean Jacket got a job and the dad took OJ to train the horse instead. Yeah. And she says, just like that, Jean Jacket wasn't my horse no more. Yeah, and they kind of are both like, yeah, he was a hard dude. It was like a hard man to get along with and like. But what OJ is saying to her is like, so are you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they both seem like pains the than. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tea. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the. the. the. the. the. the. the pains in the ass spectrum. Everybody in this movie is lightly a pain in the ass in some way. Yeah, for sure.

But then she looks out the window and she says, why is ghost in the arena? Which gives you a little bit of shivers. Yeah. Horses doing what horses ain't supposed to do. And then ghost takes off. Ghost takes off and runs down the road. Ghost is so fucking scary. Ghost is so big and so fast. This is the idea of a ghost horse even scarier than a regular living horse? I don't know. Are all horses as fast as that one was?

Yeah. Yeah. All of them. No, so it's just regular scary to me then. And when he bolts you hear this like distant howling in the sky. Yeah, like a fire and sort of shrieking thing. Yeah. Yeah. And then when he, when OJ goes to look for ghost, you hear Jup speaking in the distance practicing is rhetoric for his new show. Oh, I don't think he's doing the show. I think he's doing the show and he's feeding a horse to it. Oh wow. Okay. Okay. I guess that makes sense because it would, yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, you. You. You. You. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. it. Oh wow, okay, okay. I guess that makes sense because it would, yeah, you're right, you're right. They are quick to believe that there is something out there. And so immediately they go by security cameras and anything they can to catch it because

they want to get on Oprah. Well, they want that Oprah's gonna take it to Oprah. But they need that shot that's gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna th's gonna th's saying they're going to take it to Oprah. But they need that shot that's going to get them on Oprah. When is this movie supposed to be taking place? You know, Oprah still exists. Okay. I feel like we still live in a world where if like Oprah gives you like some notoriety, like that still has some cachet to it. Sure, that's probably. I bet she's still doing that goddamn book club. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure And is is the O network not a thing anymore? My dude, who do you think you're asking? I don't know you're a mom I figured maybe you can't be here you put me in a box like that As a mom, I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. I figured me it was like so depressed right now The ARP when you become like like like like like like like like like like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you just like that you just. I that you just that you just that you just that you just that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the oh. the the oh network. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that. Oh. that. Oh. that. that. it was like... So depressed right now.

The AARP when you become a mom, like you just get the O networks into. No, I have been getting pottery barn catalogs though and I'm like, fuck you beige furniture, what is happening? Are you familiar with Yankee candle? How would you like a blanket with photos printed on it or a tote bag? Are you corny? Maybe you'd enjoy this. So fucking corny. When he's out there looking for ghosts, he sees something flying in the sky.

Yes, it's like hiding in the cloud. He tells Emerald and she immediately is like, oh, fuck aliens, let's do this. Yeah, she's in on it. Because I, and this is where I appreciate his acting, because she's like, are you telling me what I think you're telling me? And he just looks and slight nods. Yeah. Like he doesn't even want to acknowledge what he's telling her.

But it's also like when he's whatever this is hiding in a cloud. Yeah. He's just not reacting. Yeah. And I don't that's just I don't know it's too it's so flat I don't understand why he wouldn't have any type of reaction to that. Sure. He's not a like he's not made of stone. Maybe he's been the alien the whole time. Do you think that's what? No, okay. So they go get the cameras. Yeah, they meet Angel. Oh, he's the worst. Oh, I kind of liked him. When they first meet him and he's just like, when they're like, yeah, and it's like drained cell phones, he's like, yeah, that's not how technology works. But then he apologizes because his girlfriend broke up with him and he's really, really, really hurt. And then he shows OJ the picture over. And then he says that she got a

pilot on the CW, so she left him fucking CW. Is the CW still the thing? Maybe that should date this as well, huh? Yeah, I think so. I think it merged with the WB, did it? Or did the WB become the C? I don't, I don't the waters that I don't swim, I don't swim, I'm, I'm, Ithat I don't, I don't swim in myself. I love that we're just naming channels, we know. But don't know anything about. You know what I mean? Do you have a digital antenna on your TV so you can look at like terrestrial television? Oh, okay. Yeah, because sometimes you want to just go to PBS and see what's on.

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Okay. I've been watched Mash in 30 years. Okay, well, sorry. I just thought you might have forgotten some of it. Speaking of TV, Angels talking about the History Channel Show, ancient aliens. And immediately I turned to Robin. I was like, did you watch that? Early in the movie we hear a radio report about missing hikers in Aqua doche. And he's like, oh, that's a UFO hot spot.

Immediately. And I was like, okay, buddy. Okay, here we go. But ancient aliens are bridge too far. I don't want to y'allon, but that show is racist as fuck. Is it? Well, it's always like, ancient, ancient, they think that's what the ancient, they think aliens build the pyramids and not slaves? Slaves and old math magicians.

Yeah, yeah, it's racist as fuck. I didn't know that. I think they just watched that movie Stargate and they were like, hmm, aliens. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. So yeah, Angel comes to the house and he's going to set up all the tech for them. And he's also like, I'll monitor them for you 24-7 for free. And they're like, no. No, don't do that. These are right. Yeah. And Emerald's like, how this is going to take? I'll be back. Yeah. Yeah. Is this going to ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta to ta to ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tha ta tha tha tha the tha their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. very, very funny thing to say. Also, her fashion is fucking on point. I'm a big fan of it.

Which makes me think it's now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the big shorts and stuff? Yeah. So while they're doing that, she goes and steals the horse from in front of Jupiter's claim. Yes, they put it in the attention of the aliens. Okay and he comes up, Jupiter comes up and sees that it's in the field. Yes. It just doesn't do anything about

it. I think this scene is very funny and I was like, oh shit I think I love Kiki Palmer because she's very fucking funny. She is very fucking funny. Because she doesn't give him a chance to come through the gate to come to them. She just starts having a conversation from like 300 yards away. And then there's all these awkward silences as a result of nobody wanting to yell. And then he's just like, all right, see you later. It is very good. And when he's like, oh, I have a horse just like that. And he starts saying, where did you get yours over top of him? I'm like that's very fucking funny.

And at this point I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to make of him of Jupiter. Yeah. Because because of the way he told the Gordy's home story in this like carny way when it was really clearly because we keep seeing him as a child and flashback too just being absolutely terrified. Yeah. And he's like th-I th-I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-s-s-s-s-s-s-in th-in't th-s-s-s out thozyzymea-s-s-s thozymea-s thozy-s thozy-s thozy-s thozy-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s thi-s I's thoomomomomoma-s out thoooooo'-sja-sjured-sjured-sjoomomomomahea-sjured-s out thooomomuu in blood and all that stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like buying the horses and he's laughing off the idea of selling them back. You're just like, what are you doing? I think he's almost, I don't know if this is the correct term,

but like sort of disassociated from it on some level, where he's like, he doesn't think, but it's still like the focal point of his existence. See I took it as him feeling like he has some kind of connection with animals because Gordy was not going to attack him. Gordy came in for the exploding fist bum. Yeah. So he feels like he can connect with these creatures that are eating the horses. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's sort of the same end of the spectra of what I'm like saying, like a similar thing of like it's still like he's still so focused

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I feel like it points you're like, did you just say? You just... Well that when we first meet him in the opening scene he says something that like the base on my television was just like... Yeah, that's your voice man. He's a real trunk rattler. He is a real trunk rattler. He is. And this is where I have the net, oh shit, antlers is top dollar. He is top dollar. So we get the more extended gordy flashback here because we are at the star lasso experience with Jupiter in front of a crowd of not so many. Not as many, no, which is probably for the best for what happens to them. Yeah, that's true. It is mercifully empty. Yeah.

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Yeah, I wrote here, lady squilching at the hands of a chimp which felt very very bad. And the way we see the flashback end is you're seeing it from Jup's perspective. He's hiding under like a craft services table or something and Gordy comes up to him covered in blood. Yeah. Having just wreaked havoc for six and a half minutes or whatever and he reaches out for the fist bump and Jup goes to give it to him and just before the fist bump. And Jupe goes to give it to him. And just before their hands meet, Gordy is shot. And then Jup is covered in blood?

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And she's grown into an adult now. Yeah. And she's... You may be right. I mean, it you're right. Okay. I am incorrect. Oh, okay, so then she really is wearing a t-shirt with her old face on it, which is really distressing. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't wear a t-shirt with your old... Not if I'd been squelched by a chimp. I think I'd want to forget about my old face. I know that's a fucked up thing to say. I just, if I've been through a fleshy squelching.

Yeah, I think I'm done thinking about what I used to look like. Though now I'm considering getting a t-shirt of my own childhood photo face on it? Can I wear that? Of course. It has to say hello me, it's me again on it though. What if it just said hello darkness, my old friend? And it was like my fourth grade soccer picture. And it with an arrow pointing up and down. Perfect.

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Yeah, to the alien, but Lucky will not leave the plexiglass cage that it's in. Good old Lucky. Smart Lucky. Yeah, till later. So the people get sucked up through this tornado into whatever this flying creature is. Yeah, and then we're inside the creature with them. Being squelched in that tight space is probably my worst nightmare. And it's wild because it just looks like parachute fabric? Yeah. And then at one point you see like someone's skin being pulled off?

I didn't see that because I looked away and said let me know when this part's over. She looks up and there's like this corpse of something that's been being digested above her and like then there's like sticky stuff being pulled off of her face and I was like wow this is great. Because it's like it's sort of like almost like this probably won't mean anything but like Dr. who level special effects which are just like super low budge, 70 special effects. But like then to have that little bit of just like viscera and gore in there is very good. Good.

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Did you like how it slows down like the Luna's song does in us? Because it's kind of the same thing. Yeah, but this was denoting that power was being slowly absorbed. I know, but it's also doing the same thing. That in us is so good and so creepy. So good, so creepy. So good. So creepy. This felt like a photocopy of it. Okay.

Yeah. I can see that. Sorry to you and your Jordan Peel. I mean, I'm just going to see what the rest of the fan club thinks about your thoughts on this. That's fine. I can't wait until they're unleashed on me. I feel like the stands the stands the stands the stands the stands the stands for him aren't what they once were.

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And a chocolate fountain to we are the champions. Okay. Okay. We did get a voicemail from listener Jamie who informed us that the Golden Corral in Monroeville did not make it through the pandemic. Oh no! So you cannot dip your crab legs in its chocolate mountain. Oh thanks for letting me know, Jamie. Going to Corral in the roof. So after they survive all of this, they go to Angel's apartment. Yeah. In the city, I guess. Um, and play VR games? Yes, I guess. And go out for food.

Yeah, they seem to be having a nice little time. Mm-hmm. And OJ wants to talk about what's happening, and the other two are like, yeah, read the room. We don't want to talk about this shit. You don't talk about it. So that's when they decide to call Werner Hertzog. Yeah, yeah. He shows up and says, there's a wheelchair on your roof. Yeah, because OJ's like I gotta go back to the house and feed the horses and let lucky out. Right.

Because the horse has just been stuck at a trailer overnight. Poor little guy. Poor. I mean, aren't they just stuck in inside trailers? In barns? Aren't they just also the size of a trailer? Yeah, not unlike, but there's other horses there and stuff. Let's see, maybe he wanted his own room for the night. I would love to have my own room for one night. All I'm saying is horses, we don't know what they really want. It's true. It's true. Katie, how much do you love a getting shit together montage scene? I love a get and shit together montage scene. We get one in feet fall off. Oh God, no. So they get a bunch of shit that they're gonna,

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Yeah. And is this when TMZ shows up? Yes, and the guy, he's riding an electric motorcycle. And he is wearing this mirrored helmet with like one eye hole and he's his voice is very creepy you're just like what is this menacing creature? In the other movie I'm just like oh this is an assassin that has showed up to kill you. It's an assassin or it's like some otherworldly creature. No it's fucking TMZ. Which may be a commentary on TMZ. I suppose so. Oh and, and they've also taken all of the arm flailing tube men and lined them. Well, I don't know what the point of them is just to catch its attention. No, it's, well, it's two-fold. It's to catch its attention and they can monitor its progress by watching them shut down. Right, right. So that they know the their their th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Well, th. th. Well, th. th. th. th. thoooome. thi's thi's their their their their their their their their their their their their, their. their, their. their, their. their, their. their. their, their. their, their. their, their. their. their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thea. thea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. toge. thea. their, their their thooooo. they've the. th shut down. Right, right, right. So that they know where it is in the field or in the gulch or whatever.

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Hey, it's a taco. So the TMZ guy can't get an interview out of Kiki Palmer. And he doesn't even really want an interview. He wants to get a shot of it because he's heard that something weird has happened at Jupiter's claim and people are dead. And so if he gets the shot of it first, then Kiki Palmer gets nothing and she's not going to have that. Right. Yeah. So he goes off barreling down the road when he hits an electrical force field, basically? Yeah, yeah, and he does, and he flies off his motorcycle. But don't worry, the motorcycle's fine. I love when they're like, well, he's definitely dead from that, and then you're just hearing him screaming.

Yes, that was very funny. Oh, and they've named the horse that she gets to finally be the one who captures. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay so yes they've told Werner Hertzag that they want to capture the impossible and during all of this he goes we don't deserve the impossible and he starts walking out with the camera. Yeah. why though? Deaught wish? Yeah I guess so. He's gonna get the the ultimate shot from inside because he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one's. the one's. the one's. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. so. He's going to get the ultimate shot from inside because he's very excited because like they've gotten a shot there's been this whole like action sequence with the wacky waving arm the sorry the tacos are falling. Thank you. But then like after he gets the shot of the alien he's like

it's almost magic hour. Yeah oh right. that's right. For which for a director, as we know, is the most important time to share to film. Right. So he has to try and get one final shot. It was just his death wish shot that he's gone off and literally dies from. He dies. He does die. An angel almost dies, but he's saved by the world win whipping up a tarp and knocking him down a hill, which he then gets rolled in barbed the the the the the the the the t... the the the t. the the the t. t. the t. the the to. t. the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. t. tm. tm. tm. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. So, t. And, t t t t ttttttttttttttr. tr. tr. ttr. try. try. tr. So, try. barbed wire And then he wraps it tightly around his tum tum so that it'll spit him out Which it does yeah and at this point I was like I sort of can't wait for this movie to be over? Okay, like I felt like it had lost its momentum for me. I didn't understand. I just didn't understand. I just didn't understand. I just didn't understand. I just th. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. the tum. the tum. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. te. tip. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. tum. to nope at this point? I'm ready to be done with nope. I've been watching nope for a long time. Yeah. So then there's like this back and forth between Emerald and OJ calling the things attention away from one another. She makes it to Jupiter's claim with it chasing her. On the bike. On the bike. On the bike, on the electric bike. Which is crazy because one it still works and two she just saw what th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu. I thu. I've tho tho the tho's the the their their the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's thoes. I's thooooooooooooo' te. I's tea. I's tea. I's they. I's they. I's they. I'm their their they. I's their their. On the bike, on the electric bike. Which is crazy because one, it still works. And two, she just saw what happened when the things shot off the power.

She knows that she's amazing. Undeterred by the earlier accident. And this has, like, this little Easter egg shot of when she slides in sideways on the motorcycle is a basically shot-for-shot remake of the scene in the anime Akira. Oh. When Kaneda is sliding on his motorcycle. Okay. And I saw an interview where someone was like, you did the Akira shot and he's like, I know. They let me get away with that.

That's awesome. I was like, I love you, Jordan Peel. He does seem like a good guy. So OJ Ri the animal basically. Yeah. Rip OJ, rip, rip lucky. But no rip. Yes, rip. No rip.

He's dead. Alan. When you see him at the end, he's standing, he's on the horse in a fog. Yeah, he's out yonder. Out yonder. He's not dead. He's dead. I'm so sorry. Out yonder. So there's a giant balloon of Jup at Jupiter's claim. It's lightly Jup. That Kiki Palmer unleashes into the

air to get her Oprah shot using the winking well. Yeah is that a real thing? I don't never see one before my life but also again I don't do much West stuff. No. Nah. And she does get it after a long time of taking these shots and rolling quarters into it. Yes, she's picking up all the quarters that the creature has shit out. She takes photos, she lets go of the giant boy balloon and it... Boy Street. Giant boy balloon is also a good name for a band. Boycom agreement. Why? Why?

No. The thing tries to eat the winking boy? Yeah, and then what happened? It explodes? Why does it explode? You know, Landenberg? Get it. I don't know.

Then we see OJ on the horse. Yeah, very much alive. Out yonder. He's at a, you know, he's at a farm upstate. He's alive. Katie. Want to know my last note? Yeah.

You ready for this? Yeah. Brilliant. I'm gonna give this movie an eight and a half. Why? Because I think it is like, it's that thing where I get excited for people doing their artistic vision. Okay.

And setting out, especially in like, big Hollywood being able to pull off an artistic vision. Mm-hmm. pull off an artistic vision. But then I think there are a lot of flaws in this movie that kind of, I don't know if they limit its audience or limited success as a storytelling narrative. Yeah. But like, the second time I watched it, knowing what to expect made it much more enjoyable. I could see that. The first time was like, me, I felt very me about it. And the second time I was like, okay, no, I get it. I, th it. I, th it. I, no, no, no, no, I get it. I th it. I th, no, no, no, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the th could see that the first time was like me I felt very me about it and the second time I was like okay, no, I get it it I get it now Okay, I can appreciate anything like that. I'm not above like

Taking in a piece of art on multiple different occasions sure as we're not above that. I'm not above that. I'm not about that. I'll never said you were better than that? I don't? I don't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I thee. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I 't claim that my first thought is my best thought. Oh I do. I know you've always thought my first thought was my best thought. I do claim that. But yeah, I'm going to give it an eight and a half. I'm not running to watch this movie again, but the second time I definitely liked it. I think it's on par with us having watched it a second time. Okay. Yeah. Which I think is also a movie that is flawed in a lot of ways, but I really appreciate the artistic aspect of it. Sure. How about you? I feel very mad about it.

I think it just wasn't what I expected, which is fine. I'm not big on aliens to begin with, which is weird because I love the ex-piles. But I'm an alien guy. I just, I don't like space. I guess I like space. I don't know. Alien movies are not going to be my go-to. They're not going to be my first choice. I'd rather watch people get ripped apart, right? Sure. By like, by like, like, regular terrestrial stuff. Right, just normal everyday shit. I think some of the themes are muddied. The idea of things being a spectacle, the idea of having control of an animal.

The idea of like, the fact that this creature is focused on a black-owned horse-training farm as a metaphor for how pervasive racism is or how, I don't know, the extensive racism somehow, you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like it's more, the themes are more muddied for me than I expected. I, like, I feel like I've left the last two Jordan Peel movies, having more thoughtful discussion in my own head. Yeah, yeah. Where's this I was like, ugh.

You know, I don't know. Do you think it was the aliens that started that kind of mehness to it? Like, I just think it's not real cohesive. And maybe, and second viewing it would be. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm really just put off by the OJ performance, that's all. So I'm gonna give it a six. It just was not my favorite.

I think I could see why people would love it, but I just found it to be a bit of a slog. Sure. Yeah, and I'm just, and I was disappointed, you know? And I think if I'd seen it in a movie theater, I would have liked it a lot more just for the cinematography of it. Sure. And the sound design seems to be amazing. Yeah, totally.

the you should. Well, I shouldn't, but I feel shame. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. That's a completely different discussion. A little bit of guilt. Katie. Alan. You know what you're not going to feel shame about? No, I probably will. Go for it though. We got a message from a patron. Read it. From Mike from Austin. Hi Mike from Austin. Mike from Austin says, As for the message, thank you for this consistently wonderful show. Never stop, never stopping. Okay, see, now I feel guilty.

Because like, what if someday I don't want to do it anymore? Uh, you know? Then I have to kill you because only one of us can... What? Or I have to kill myself? You think you could take take me me me me you you you you could you could you could you could you could you could you could me you could to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be? to be? tho? tho? thei? thei? thei? the the the the the the the the thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. tho. tho? tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?? Or I have to kill myself. You think it could take me, Katie? Yeah, I do. I want 100% do. You'd be like, there's this poison cupcake and I'd be like,

is it though? This would kill you if you eat it and you're like, mmm, red velvet. Will I know? Just like how I believed you that there weren't horses in this because you're you, tha tha tha, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, like, tho, like, like, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, like, like, like, like, like, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their their their their their their their their their their their their tho, I was tho, I was tho, I was tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho in this because you're an adult, I trust. You're also, I should know that one of my signature moves is, yeah. I do, but I never, I guess I read it wrong. Speaking of signature moves at an hour and eight minutes into this episode. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. And also thank you, Mike from Austin, thank you for being a patron.

We appreciate you so much, all of you so much whether you support us or not. If you'd like to support us, you can go to Patreon.com back slash whereof ambulance and you can get and action movies over there. You can vote on stuff. It's very fun. But you don't have to because this will be free forever. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I was just going to say. It to say. It to say. It to say. It to say. It to say. It to say. It's. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to say. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to are now 30 episodes that you can get. No shit John Wick was number 3-0. How about it? Yeah. We're doing it and doing it and doing it well. Doing it and doing it and doing it often I would say at least. Yeah. I guess they'll be the judge of that. Yeah. No we're doing it well. Duration we've got for sure. Frequency baby. Yeah did Ella Cool J get reviews. Katie. You know I got a question for you. th th th th th th th th th th and th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the thin and the the th th th th th th th and doing it th and doing it th and doing it thin and doing it th and doing it th and doing it th and doing it and doing it and doing it and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. We're the. We're the. We're the. We're the. We're the. We're? Katie. You know I got a question for you. Yeah. What are we doing next week? We're doing a movie of my choosing. The 1980 film, Motel Hell. Oh, I'm so excited to talk about this movie with you. The second half of our sibling

farmers running a farm and some other stuff too. They've got a lot of ventures. Motel Hell. I forget where I watched this. Where did I watch it? You're at your house probably. What streaming service had it though? Oh, I rented it on Amazon. I must have rented it too then. I think it's on 2B for free. Oh, that's right. I did. I watched it on Pluto. Okay, the ads are just a lot. And I said when will you learn just rent the fucking movie. She read

the fucking movie. It's 399 bud you can do this. You can do it. It's cheaper than a beer at a bar. Yeah're going to like it. I think you're going to be excited for this one. Thanks for listening to another episode of WhereWoof Ambulance. Oh, empty. Bye-bye. Spicy? No.

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