Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 413- Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

In this week's episode, we're discussing Stephen King's directorial debut (and hasty exit from directing), the 1986 diesel-themed disaster "Maximum Overdrive." Special topics for your consideration include: a quick visit to our errors & omissions corner, a retrospective on the career of Emilio Estevez, more inexplicable sex stuff from Steven Kang himself, the great unifier that is AC/DC and trucks. Just...just trucks. Stephen King villains are funny. Please enjoy a group of religious children in Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," a car in Episode 126- "Christine," a teenage girl in Episode 206- "Carrie," a dog in Episode 218- "Cujo," and some grass? or a rune or something, I genuinely cannot remember, in Episode 291- "In the Tall Grass." Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. It's a kung fu month, bay-bee! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Katie, Alan, you owe Motel Hell an apology. In what way? This is more bananas! Katie! Alan, you owe Motel Hell an apology. In what way? This is more bananas! So strongly disagree. This is so boring. Motel Hell is captivating.

Hold on. What? Skying. You're going down the slopes like Chored Over Street right now. Katie. What? Can I get a, um, a news update that is me correcting some misinformation I had. So how do you feel? Do you feel remorseful or do you just feel ashamed? Oh, one or the other?

I want to hear shame. Okay. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do......... I'm actually sort of shameless, aren't I? We have a tweet from Boom Biddy Bye-bye. Boom Biddy Bye-bye, what's up? How are you? They say, at wherewulf ambulance ambulance, I am rarely this much of a dick. Oh. Maximum Overdrive is a film adaptation of Stephen King's short story, Trucks. Trucks! From night shift. Okay. He doesn't remember writing Coo-. Do- to- to- to- to- to- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- to- th, th, to- to- to- th- th- th- th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, King's short story, Trucks. Trucks! From Night Shift.

Okay. He doesn't remember writing Koo Joe due to his cocaine and alcohol addiction. Okay. He can't remember his cameo in this film, however. So this is his first directing, first and only, one and done. So I want to say in my defense, I just mixed a bunch of Stephen King factoids. That's fair enough. Yeah. Saying that he couldn't remember directing this movie and or writing the story.

It was Kujo that he couldn't remember and doesn't remember being in this film. So I feel like boom bitty bye-by did not present this in a dickish way at all and we appreciate, we appreciate a correction like. Yeah, yeah, I would rather be corrected than going on. Incorrected. Yes, exactly. Actually, he doesn't remember writing the Declaration of Independence. What if he did, though? I would have put himself in the fucking first scene of his own directorial debut. What a ding dong. Who gets the first line? I do! Right after the ATM says, fuck you, you're an asshole. You are an assle.

My first nose is, I can't believe I have to pay four bucks to watch maximum overdrive. In America 2023. Unbelievable. Yeah, everything's shitty. Just make the movies free. What are we doing here? Seriously, have we not suffered enough? I also got myself really into... I got myself really twisted about Wilmington, North Carolina

being in the research triangle and then trying to remember all of the cities that are in the research triangle. And then so I missed a bunch of the beginning of the movie because I didn't want to look it up because my cousin Vicki says that's how you get dementia is by looking things up and not by remembering them with your brain. Yeah. Yeah. So Wilmington is not in the research triangle, by the way. We thought it was. No, you got Durham, Raleigh, Chapel Hill. Is Wilmington the one that has the big smokestack that looks like a cigarette? Oh.

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Oh my God. And he was just like coaked to the tits. Yeah, oh hit the bell. That's your mouth. That's your mouse. And just like, it was nonsense. Really? So, this is the first time I directed to the movie. This is the first time he did a soundtrack to a movie. What was that like?

They're like, these are the songs we already had, Stephen. I don't know, we wrote songs about fucking like we do. But aren't all of the songs in this movie just singles that they'd already released? No, no, though, they were released specifically for this film. What? For those about to rock? Oh no, no, not for those about the, but like, who made who was for this movie? Really? Because it th who th who th who th, who th, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th, th th th th th thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is just just just just just just just just just just just thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th yeah, yeah. Who made who? We made you, that whole thing? Oh. Oh. I'm never going to hear that song with the same glee that I used to. And you shook me all night long was, I assume written for something else, but used on this soundtrack. How about it? It was at first appearance, yeah? Okay, all right. That song? Confuse me as a child. Really? It had the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the. the the the the the the. We. We the the th. We the. We tho. Who. We tho. Who. Who. Who. We th. Okay. All right. That song? Confuse me as a child. Really? It had the lyric. She told me to come, but I was already there. And I was like, do you just not have much of her personality? And she didn't know you were in the room? Like, I don't understand. Why don't you just

announce your presence? And why is she trying to knock you out with her American thighs. You know what though, you ever hear an ACDC song and not feel just like a little bit better? Yeah, I was thinking, I was listening to ACDC earlier and I was like, I have never heard anyone be like, you know what, I fucking hate ACDC? Seriously, because you can't. And if you do, I don't want to hear it now. You don't live in this city, because everyone in Pittsburgh fucking loves ACDC. I feel like they're like the Ramones and public enemy and just like these groups that like no one disparages. Unfuckable, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tom Petty and the heartbreakers. Sure. You do not disparage Tom Petty. Who's mad at an American girl? Oh God, that! Tom Petty rules. Greatest live act I've ever seen. Oh, is that so? Yeah, it's so much fun. And you've seen the gin blossoms, I assume. I have not seen the gin blossoms. Oh, I thought you saw the gin blossoms in like a bill of like four other 90s fans.

No, you're thinking of when I saw soul asylum, ever clear, Eve six. And, uh, fuck, oh, we love the thii. all of you. Jeremy Hedges loves them. Everyone's screaming right now. Spacehog, spacehog. Spacehog. We were late because Hedges was late and I was pissed drunk by the time we got there. We were walking in and Spacehog was playing first and they were playing that song. I was like, Hedges, they're playing the song. We're missing the song. That's my story. That's a good one. I'm sorry that I accused you of singing the gin blossoms. No, I would have left to see.

If I had the opportunity, I probably would. So this film opens up... I'm sorry. So this film opens up with Stephen King going to use an ATM where the Chiron across the top of the bank is saying fuck you over and over and why? Because machines but go on. Because cocaine. Because cocaine. Oh well this movie actually opens on a text box right? Oh that's right I did not write down the text. I didn't write it down either but basically that the Earth is going to stay in the tale of a comet for eight days, five hours, 29 minutes, and 23 seconds, which how the fuck they know that?

Wonderful. It's 1886, you barely have a telescope, you ding-dongs. Stopwatch. Yeah. But yes, then he puts himself first in the movie. Yeah, and I love it that he puts himself, or he is in all of his movies, I. I mean, come on, Creep Show, where he's the guy that's covered a meteor shit? Yeah. The, uh, it, or the Shining Mini Series where, with both Brian from Wings, where he's just playing

a saxophone on the stage for a while. Is he playing with his rock band, the rock bottom rema? I would have to assume, yes. I haven't watched it the whole way through, you, you, you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah rock band, the rock bottom remainers? I would have to assume yes. I would have to assume yes. I haven't watched it the whole way through, you know. You do on the DVD though. The two disc set. It's long.

Is that still on deck to be the episode that you do without me? Oh gosh, what am I ever going to do that? I don't know. And tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. I tho. I tho. I tho tho tho tho. I to to. I to. I try to. I try to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to that? And who would ever listen to it? Everybody, they love you! Some do? And I have to tell you some don't. You know who I love? Who's that? Armando Nuzzi, one of the people who worked on this film.

Not a cast member. No. You know who is a cast member? Who is she? Tiffany Trump's mother? No, I know who she is, but who is she in the movie? Oh, she's a second woman. Oh, okay. I guess she's the second woman we see. I don't know.

Oh, wow. She is credited as a second woman. Second woman. Uh, So we see a bridge, a bridge, a drawbridge, a drawbridge, and it's opening of its own volition. And there is a truck with ACDC painted on the side of it, which I really appreciate it. Yeah, I thought that was their van. Was it not their van? I don't think so. Because they show it right after they show the little thing at the bottom that says all music done by ACDC and you're like what? What? I love that

there's an ACDC man just coaked. Apparently I'm probably getting these facts wrong as well but I remember hearing somewhere that when Stephen King went to get ACDC to be in the movie he was in a room with him I don't know if it was a hotel or what yeah and recited I think all of the lyrics to dirty deeds done dirt cheap to show that he was a th th th that he was a th that he was a that he was a th th that he was a th th that he was a th th th th th th th th that he was a th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooooooo. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they.ited, I think, all of the lyrics to Dirty Deeds Dundurcheep. Holy shit. To show that he was a superfan and cocaine. How uncomfortable would you be sitting there watching someone knew that?

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High voltage! Of course he did. Oh my god, how weird. How uncomfortable? Oh boy, what else is on this bridge, though? That's making it slippy for everybody. Oh, you mean the watermelon mayhem? A truck full of watermelons.

That is just creating chaos. Oh my God. So the drawbridge goes up as cars are on it, so they're all like falling backwards. Why everyone's first reaction isn't to just get out and slide or run down the bridge. You gotta stay with your car. You gotta stay in that car. The car goes down, you're going down with it.

I just wrote here, does Stephen King know much about trucks? I'll cut this, he did get hit by a van. Oh, he sure did, but do you think it was AZ's van? Don't cut it. Leave it in. Leave it in coward. People are falling into the watermelons. Like that guy, one guy gets out of the truck

and just falls into a pile of watermelons. And he's like massively ripped and wearing the shortest shorts I've ever seen. I love this. Do you think Stephen Kagan was like, we need shorter shots on him. He's like, cut him again. I want to see his watermelons fallen out. Yeah, big old balls all over the bridge. Again, back to ACDC. Yeah. They have a song about big balls. Big balls. Yeah. Man, ACDC's got one for all occasions, doesn't it?

What? Got a love song. I just can't imagine being in a band and be like, ah, we've really run out of single entendres for sex. They're Australian? Australian and then by way of London. They eventually moved to England, yeah. Since Australian is far away from everything. Yeah, it really is. What are you guys doing over there?

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I used to be on a different podcast? I used to. Oh, that marvelous Miss Maysle podcast you used to do? Should I go back? I only finished the first season of that. Should I watch? I've never seen it. Okay, okay. Okay. All right. Anyway, I was trying to think what it would take to get you to put that face on the front of your like subcompact SUV without realizing that it was actually a famous character. Yeah, I'd be getting into like copyrights. Disney would come for me. Yeah, we can't have Mickey Mouse get all over my ass about something. No. Who is the line cook at the truck stop?

Baby Emilio. Oh, Lul-Melio estimate. He's terrible in this. What? Yes. I love Amelia. You know I love Amelia. Sure.

Sure. Kind of weird thing for Amelea. Yeah, he's a hunky, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's terrible in this. Yeah. I mean it may have been the director. You think? I don't know, Yardley? Yardley? Yardly Smith? Yes. Yardly. It doesn't sound right when I say it. Yardly Smith is fantastic. She has no setting but fantastic. That's true. As the voice of Lisa Simpson. I love her. So you've got Lisa Simpson and Marla Mapples in the same film. What a weird crossover. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th got Lisa Simpson and Marla Maples in the same film. What a weird crossover. So we're at a truck stop with a diner attached to it. We meet Amelia, we meet Wanda June or some other conglomeration of Hillbilly names, I'm so sorry. Wanda June is a combo that I'd never heard before. No, and why would you have it?

It's silly. We've got Bubba Hendershot who refers to everyone as Bubba? I was dumbstruck by this. Like, I just kept walking around thinking about what it would be like if I introduced everyone as Katie. Like, what world? I used to have friends who thought it was hysterical to call everyone John. What?

What's up John? What's going on John? What are you? It's like, the Philadelphia J-A-W-N? No, no, no, J-O-H-N, or J-O-N depending on your spelling. I don't get it. No, it was not, it was funny to them. It was like one of those things, it's like, okay, you're still, you're still calling everyone, John. Yeah, yeah.

But calling everyone by your own name. Yeah, Bubba. Why? It's never explained. the thoub. It's never explained. Right, but what if it's your name to him? He is such a classic fat cat though, the hair, the suit, the cigar, the evil laughter, the like, have you over a barrel capitalist shit? Pat Hengel's been in a ton of stuff and he's always good when he shows up at a thing.

Okay. Well, up until 2009 when he shed this mortal coil. Rip, Bubba. So there's another Bubba who appears to be a gas guy, who looks directly into the nozzle, despite being a gas guy and you're like, why would you do that? You fucking, this is your job. Oh my god, is that handy? No, that's a Duncan, oh I can't. Oh Duncan, yes, yes, Duncan, is it Duncan? The kids dad? Deak's father? Okay.

We meet later. Oh my god, who needs a child Deak. I'm so sorry if that's your name. There's so much name-shaming going on. Oh yeah. Wanda Junes and Deeks out there are going to be sad. This movie, the characters, I mean, I don't know if these are the names of the characters in the story as well, but they were made by like throwing darts at a dark board of letters. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is silly. Yeah, like doing a line of alphabet soup. Yeah. This is the name that's left. Yeah. Brett. All right. So then we get a guy in the... Speaking of names, when Emilio Estevez is flipping the timethe time cards. One of them is named Gene Pool, G-E-N-E, P-O-L-L-E, and I was like, how fucking dare you, Stephen King? That's a good joke. Is it? I don't know what the setup and or punchline is, but that's a good joke. Oh, okay, I see.

We see a guy in the truc stop arcade. That's very excited because the machines start going nuts and spinning out cigarettes. He's filling his pockets with cigarettes. Yeah. And I said to myself, holy shit, that's G and Carlo Esposito. Who's that? Love me some G-N-Carlo. He's in Giancarlo? Jean Carlo. Jean Carlo. How was it spelled? G-I-A-N. You're never going to get that D-uh sound right.

No, I will never. Giancarlo. Jean Carlo Esposito. Jalo. He is in Do the Right Thing. Oh, okay. He's in Breaking Bad. He's in the Mandelorion for your Star Wars heads out there. He's just like a dude who shows up in all sorts of stuff and I was just very excited to

see Jean Carlo Esposito. Jean Carlo. I'm having a tough enough time just keeping my Delaware accent and check. I don't mean to be disrespecting the rest of the world, and it's diphthongs and umlots, but... Love a dipthong. Yeah. So he's getting all these cigarettes, the gas is pumping and then, or stops pumping, and then

pumps into Duncan's face. Why does he look right down the barrel of it? I don't. He's a moron? He is. He really is. Do you know, oh the bullets aren't falling out of this gun. Let me see what's going on. That's well pulling the trigger. Um, someone, he, someone, like, it's like, oh, we got to get a doctor. And some, I think it might be Bubba.

It's Bubba. And I think he might say, come on, Boba. And then he immediately calls Emilio Bubba, and you're like, are they both named Bubba? What are the chances? Who is and who isn't Bubba? Everyone is Bubba. Wanda June gets attacked by the meat slicer. She reaches way the hell under that knife. It's true.

And she's all cut up, covered in blood. And this guy's still patronizing her. He's like, honey, honey boo, you got a little boo boo, and she's like spurting blood into the sky. Those things always scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Electric knife. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like the two blades that are just held in by like two plastic nubs on the cheap-ass electric knife we have when I was a kid. And they seem like they're going like going like going like going like going like going like going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going th. they're going th. th th th like th like th like th like th like th like the th like their thi th. th. th. th. th. th. the like to the like th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. their their their their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their s. their their their their their their their their th. the. to to to to the. the. to to the. the. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. I's s. I's s. I's s. I's s. S. S. S. S. the. S fast for what they're doing, you know? They just shoot off and end up in my trot. Yeah. Don't worry, Amelia comes into the hammer, smashes it to bits.

I mean, I highly recommend you all go watch Repo Man to see a fantastic Ameleo performance. Oh, okay. Or men at work, perhaps with his brother. Yeah. Or the Mighty Ducks franchise, I don't know. Or the Outsiders, a movie that I absolutely adore. Great movie, great book. Yeah. Yeah. Better than trucks, I'm gonna go ahead and say. How dare you. A little bit of St. Elmo's Fire. Oh sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The breakfast club. Yeah. He's the jock. He's the jock. That's right the kid's ass cheeks together And then whatever he's doing now. Yeah, sure whatever he's done from between 1992 and this moment Giac. Ge and Carlos? I can't do it. What do you want?

Jean Carlo. Esposito gets electrocuted by one of the video games. Is it a star castle? It might be. I'm very excited to see a little star castle in this movie. And while he's being electrocuted, we cut to a little league baseball game. There's a play at the plate. It's exciting.

Yeah, very exciting. Yeah. Earlier in the movie, we'd seen two old men talking about baseball and one of them was like, yeah, you hit a home run, must have been 250 feet. And I was like, what? In what world? And then I was like, oh, they're like, fucking little league. Little league. Is 250 feet not a lot of feet for home run? No, most ballparks in the US you're not going to hit one short of 400. Oh okay, okay. Maybe like 380. Sure. Yeah, if you're in like a Cincinnati or a smaller ballpark,

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There's never a draw in baseball. And the coach goes to buy the winning team Sotie Pops. Oh my God. This soda machine, spitting out a can, hitting this man in the Nards, and then in the head, and then pilting a children's baseball team is the finest thing I saw all week. I love Deak because he immediately puts on his catcher's mask. Yes, super fast. And it's like Deak is on point. The guy's to to to to the to to the the the toe's the toe's the the the toe's the the the the the the the toe's the the the the the the the thea is theaea's thoomdeauioleathing. thoomeathings thoomeathing. thoomeathing. thoome. thoomat. the. thoomathing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. theat. theateateat. the the the the the theat. the the the the the theatea. theateateateat. theateat. theat the goats to try to save him. Yeah. And it's like, Deak is on point. The guy's head wound is also the shape of the bottom of a can,

and it's very good. It's very funny. And there are just kids prone all over the grass. What happens to one of them? I mean, getting a hit with a full soda can fucking hurts. I'm sure. Yeah, and that machine had some torque behind it. It's the greatest thing I saw all week, I'm telling you. Well, there you go, Stephen King's cocaine addiction gave you one good thing. I was so into this movie for the first 40 minutes.

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I was very excited by, um, oh yeah, and then... While the kids are getting hit by soda cans, a steam roller comes running up to start running kids over. It, my God, when it runs over that kid, you're like, holy shit! Yeah, you stand up and start applauding and saying, thank you, Stephen King, America's greatest poet laureate. I started hearing proud to be an American playing in my head. Where at least Stephen King is free. My tattoos of both Tim and Tug McGraw tug McGraw.

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He's Tim McGraw's uncle, I want to say. You don't know the Tugger? You don't recognize the Tugger, Katie. Dude. Oh yeah, he was a baseball player in like the 1970s. For a team that I'm not from. Yeah, he played for the Phillies in 1984, the year of your birth. The year of my birth. You just like almost docks to me right there.

You've said that you were born in 1984 a thousand times. A thousand times, as many times as you've said ACAB. And that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I was born in 1974, we were 10 years apart. But so close in spirit. So close in spirit. Friendship. Anyway, I love it. I love that kid getting run over by a steamroller.

It's so fucking terrible and awful and you're just like, all right. Hi, Stevie, we're just going to start killing kids. Yeah, and honestly, why not? At this point. And then there's a pervertvert that's thveveveveveveveveveveve that's a per per per per per per per per per per per that's a pervert that's a pervert that's a pervert that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. this point? And then there's a pervert that's driving the love interest of the film, one Brett Graham. Yes. Uh, I didn't get the Bible salesman named.

I just referred to him as the Bible salesman. That's fine. He is driving her in a car whose dashboard is loaded with chick tracks and I got very excited. I follow a Twitter account that's no context chick tracks and it just will pose like a shot of one of them and they're just all very bizarre. They're very bizarre. I have a collection of them, not far from your right shoulder or left shoulder.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Looking at those. I love them. They're ridiculous. Why? Who did those ever work on? I don't know. The Jack Chick just wouldn't stop. Can't stop, won't stop. Do our non-American listeners know what a chick track is? I don't know.

I mean, do our listeners under a certain age know what a check tract is? I don't know. Why don't you tell their of a deck of cards maybe in width and but they're very thin they're maybe like 10 pages and they're like these like parables that are supposed to teach you the evils of all religion except for evangelical Christianity. Right and stuff like weed. I have one called the death cookie. Ooh. which is about how Catholicism is evil, because the Wafer of Christ is a Death Cookie. Oh, today I learned. The Death Cookie.

Oh, damn. There one about Halloween is fantastic. Yeah. The one about the, there's one about a Christian metal band, they're playing the devil's music, heavy metal. But it's about Christ, their Lord and Savior. Yeah, but even, even dabbling into heavy metal makes you evil. And there's a scene where two of the band members are going to get married. To each other? Mm-hmm. That's nice.

Yeah. And the devil, who is their manager, says says I have a gift for you for your wedding. The gift of AIDS. It's like that's the level of like awful that chick tracks are. That's insane. Yeah they're fucking bonkers. Also like how it is Jesus just sometimes like that riffs too hard there. That riff is just too heavy. Oh, they're using the devil's trytone. Got to get out of here. Is that a big muff pedal? It's. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the gift. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. It. Is. Is. Is. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's too heavy. Ooh, they're using the devil's tritone. Gotta get out of here. Is that a big muff pedal? There's one where a Hindu man who is like, it sets him up as being like this great like giver of money to all these like charities and helping all these people out. He dies in a car accident and wakes up in the entrails of his family drug to hell by an angel because he didn't believe in Jesus Christ.

It is just like, what? What? What? Yeah. I love them because they show the hypocrisy of religion. I love them because I just like cartoons. I love them because I just like cartoons. Yeah, you put anything in a three-panel format, Katie, who's there?

I do. I'm there, comics, yes. Be it high and lowest or... But not a comic book. Not a superhero. No, no, no, no. No, God, no. Hell no. Ziggi, yes, except for the Christmas special where he goes to the home for the poor or whatever.

Too much. too too too too to to to to to to to the home for the poor or whatever. Too much. Too much, Siggi! I do think Kathy looks fat in that bathing suit. Ack! Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. We are all Kathy, though, won't they? So yes, this like, Bible salesman is trying to feel up this woman that's a hitchhiking with him. Yeah. She's much younger than him. Yeah.

She's wearing a fedora, so she's obviously cool. Very cool. Or an insel. Oh, man. She's not an insel though, because she's all over, Amelia. Yeah, she would never say, Malady to him. We also meet Lisa Simpson in her husband of that day, Curtis, they got married that day. Oh yeah, okay. I was the thought maybe she had many husbands. No, just the one. Okay. Curtis and what is her name? Her name? Her name is? Her name? Her name?

Her name is Connie. Her name is Connie. says something about, can I watch you pee? Which is a line. Happens. People say weird things to each other. I guess so. And they stop at the gas station and find a dead body outside. Yeah.

Smashed into the concrete. And she's very upset about it. And then the big rig with the green goblin comes up? I guess so. Yeah, it's like nobody ever notices a semi-revving on its own. Or revving at all. If a big truck revs its engine, you're going to look, right? They make a blub-bobbobbbub noise when they start up.

Yeah, exactly. There's like a tow truck driving itself you're just like okay all right. I guess. I guess. The radio has warned everyone to get off of major highways right because something is something's a foot. Right so Brett grabs the wheel of the of the Bible salesman's car and like drags them off the road, which is also terrible don't ever do that. Never touch the wheel unless you are the driver. Yeah, you gotta be sitting on that side. Um, oh, Curtis and, uh, Lisa Simpson almost get run over by a truck, but they're okay,

but hit the trucks mud flaps are covered in blood, which I appreciate it. Yeah, it's like, oh,. the, the, th th th th th th th th th th th thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus but they're okay but hit the trucks mud flaps are covered in blood yeah which I appreciate yeah it's like oh Curtis lives okay and this is where I have the note I like the low-grade ACDC running throughout the movie yeah it's just riffs isn't it it like bar that now now no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tanda! Come on, who's mad at that song?

No, but if you're mad at that song, you can hang up right now. Put it on your running mix. Wow, wow, wow. It's so exciting. It's so thrilling. It's so infigrating is what it is. Makes you want to get up get up get up get up get up get up get up get up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up, slap up, slap to get up, slap to get up, slap, slap to get up, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, too,, slap yourself in the face, shock on a beer and go to a barbecue. And that's why little kids love ACDC.

Anyway, the garbage truck says trash and garbage removal, and I thought, what's the distinction? Well, in the 70, I don't know. How dare you? And then also, is he also Bubba? Do you like when Emilio Ostomez goes to check on the one big rig? I think it's the Green Goblin Truck. And the rearview mirror adjusts so he can see him as he's walking along the side of the truck? The fuck?

I'm nodding at you, but the answer is no, I hate it. I hate it so much. Why is Stephen King afraid of cars? Why does Stephen King think we're afraid of cars? And in his defense, I've never read Christine. No. Nor have I read trucks. I feel like I could get their trucks. I must have, because I had night shift when I was a kid and I was a Stephen and King a hollock when I was a child. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I theeat theat theat thi. I theat theat theat theat theat theat the the. I th. I th. I their trucks. I must have, because I had night shift when I was a kid and I was a Stephen King, a holk when I was a child. Yeah. Mainlining it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just. Just like that and then making movies like this.

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We all learned this in fighting the tetherball while in school. Exactly. So, so Emilio Estevez and Brett, the hitchhiker meet. And they're like, we are immediately attracted to each other because we are attractive. Why? Because they're hot. You know when you're in a life or death situation? And things are just grim as fuck? No, but go on. The

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So there's this long, slow build of an ice cream truck approaching. Oh my God. And the long build is just to show that nobody's driving it. But nobody has been driving many of the vehicles we've seen. You're just, it's just, nah. So terrible. We also at this point get a shot of the kid on his bike from the POV of a blood covered lawnmower. I did think the bloody lawnmower was a nice touch.

But it goes right after a little, I was calling him a little Johnny because we don't learn his name. I don't know. And then the lawnmower starts up at the kid. Yeah. We cut back to the truck stop and the Bible salesman is trying to sell Bibles, saying, this Bible has everything in it, the beginning, the end, wah! Which is kind of funny.

It's got Genesis, Phil Collins Solo, whatever you need, Mike and the Mechanics. Ah, in the living year, that song will make you thrown. I'm serious. A sad. I'll love you. I just reminded me that I had to stop working today and go and listen to the song the Forgotten Years by Midnight Oil because I love that song so much. Oh buddy, I love you. We just love songs with ear in the title. Yeah.

Yeah. When the Bible Salesman gets hit by, I think, a car, his car gets smashed. Well, first, so Duncan... Oh, he's going to leave to find Deak. Right, but he can't see because he's aforementioned sprayed gas into his eyeballs. Petrel-petral eyes. He just walks right out in front of a truck and gets hit, right? You're like, eh. And then the truck hits the Bible Salesman's Car's, and he refers to it as a snot bag, snot ball, puss bag.

He has some good, like Elmerfud style insults. And Emilio is chasing him around, like just let him get run over. You just let me sacks. Yeah. And he just watched Duncan get run over by a driverless truck. So if he wants to like, you know, shoot his shot, let him shoot his shot. Seemingly a former co-worker that he's not upset about. Right. Who was going to look for his minor child?

Anyway, the Bible salesman gets booped out of his shoes into a creek. And this is where I have the note, trucks start causing. Yeah. Two guys go out with tarps and they wrap up Duncan, bring him inside. And Bubba says, he's dripping all over my floor, get him out of here. So did they bring him in just to carry him back out? I think they wouldn't put him in like cold storage or something. Got it. Yeah. I have the note here. Meanwhile, Bill and Brett have a budding relationship.

They have, I know we say this all the time, no chemistry. When they're kissing, it looks like your grandparents who have been married for 60 years and they're only kissing to like make sure the kids think they're still happy you know what I mean? Just like, yeah, the most perfunctory tightening of the lips. It's just horrible. But they're also giving off like the man, this is really dangerous isn't it? Yeah, do you want to do butt stuff? Yeah, we're gonna get run over by trucks. Let's do some butt stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff definitely. Yeah, we're going to get run over by trucks. Let's do some butt stuff. That's just like, but why? There's other more pressing issues? Put it away!

There actually aren't more pressing issues though because like the trucks are circling but it's rather boring because they're just, you know, trucks. Yeah. That's it. There really isn't anything else for them to do. And after like the first half hour, other non-truck things have stopped freaking out. Exactly. It is merely trucks. This is exactly where I wrote. The novelty of this film's exquisite stupidity has just worn off the 40-minute mark.

Yeah. And so from here on out, I have very few notes. Well, from what I understand, when this movie originally ran in the theaters, at this point, a concierge would come around with a bump of cocaine for everyone in the theater. Just get you back up, you get back a run. A bump of cocaine. You can get back up there. You can think about a baboon. You get a baboon. You. You. You can. You. You. You're the th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. thea. thea. thi. thea. thi. thi. thi. this ever stop being funny to us and only us? There are definitely people out there who cannot say cacane without saying cacane. Cicane or pocauc. Or baboon. Baboon. It's a baboon. I've got a tattoo appointment. You've got to get a tattoo of

a baboon doing cocoon. I can't say it now. Cacane. Cacane. Yeah it it loses all momentum that even with the forward momentum of trucks circling. It is excruciating from here on out. Somebody's job was to do the most low-rent NASCAR race that's ever existed. Yes. Wearing like a costume that is the inside of a truck. You're just dressed in an inside of a truck costume, because you can see arms at points. Do you think they were dressed as seats? I think they were. I genuinely think they were trying to like blend in

with the truck, the interior. I love that for them. Yeah. Because at one point, I mean, again, I was very tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I was very very very very very very very very very very very very very thi. thi. thi. I was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I was thi. I was very high thi. I was very high thi. I was very do this professional show. I swear I saw a guy driving one of the trucks and he had like a light silver top and like a darker bottom to make it look like he was like a the interior of the truck. That's hilarious. The whole time she's going, I'm a truck, I'm a truck. I am a truck. There's also a rocket launcher at this point. Oh man. Why is there a rocket launcher? Oh because Bubba buys weapons. Oh that's right he has an arsenal of weapons. It is a lot of firepower.

Yeah. So this is when Kurt and Connie show up at the truck stop. They finally make it to the truck stop. And I have the note they get clipped and flipped, but I don't remember what happens to their car. He thinks that he can drive across, like he can, oh that's right. You know, what's it, you know, shoot the gap between to do, but he doesn't. They're really going very slowly because there's maybe eight of them circling a fairly small area which necessitates a pretty low rate of speed. Yeah. But when they need to put it in they can put it on, you know what I mean? I guess. And also like Billy just keeps loving to go out there and challenge the trucks. Sure. It's out their like come get me trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. their their trucks. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their their their. their. their their their their trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. trucks. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. their their their their trucks. He's just out there like come get me trucks. Yeah. And the trucks don't. They do not come get him. No. It means who knows. Yeah. Is this when Brett says that the cars have gone to maximum overdrive? Maybe. Yeah, because

someone definitely says the words maximum overdrive. Yeah, it's her and yes, this is probably it. We see a plane flying itself while Ride of the Valkyries is plane? Right, Deak sees that. Oh, that's right. And you're not sure if Ride of the Valkyries is actually being broadcast from the plane? Like, is Deak hearing that or are only we hearing that? And does it matter? He's a huge apocalypse now, fans. He's a huge apocalypse now, thi he's just thinking about right at the Valkyri. That makes sense. Ayay, ay.

So, I don't know, there's all this conflict between Billy, Amelia Oestafez, and Bubba, but I'm totally indifferent to their conflict. Sure. And we're, Baba keeps calling him like college boy, but then also saying that he was incarcerated. So was he in college or was he incarcerated before this? He was he he. He was he he. He was he. He was he? He was he. He was he. He was he? He was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he then also saying that he was incarcerated. So was he in college or was he incarcerated before this? He was taking classes while incarcerated. Got it. Yeah. Got it. He tasked this speech to Brett about how when he was 20 he was really stupid. Yeah. You're like 23, Amelia, West of us. Like, you did not mature much in those three years. I don't know, maybe going to jail changes your... Oh man, his hair is so perfectly geled the entire time. It's so like,

if they were shooting bullets, they would just bounce off his hair. I also think he's sort of ageless too, where he could have been 23 or 33 in this movie, you know? I think that that's a thing of the Estevez family. Yeah. Like Martin didn't really start looking older until he was older. Yeah, until he was much older. Charlie as well. I haven't seen him in a long time but I assume he probably looks about the same. Well, last time I saw him was during the whole Tiger blood debacle. I don't even know what that was. He looked like his skin was just stretched over his skull without th. He's the skin. He's just just just just just just just just just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's. He's just. He's. He's, he. He's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was just, he was like, he was like, he was just, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, he was like, he was like, I was like, he was like, he was like, I was like, I'm th. I'm th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don. And of course Joe Estevez, everyone's favorite Estevez. The best Estevez. The Uncle. The best of his. So Bill has a conversation with Joey while Joey's having a shit in the bathroom.

There's like actual shit sounds, like squishing sounds. As the subtitles told me, squishing. Oh, fucking how. And plopping and farting and like... Who can shit while there's someone's talking to you? They don't know. Oh my God. And they just thought it was, I'm sure like, Stephen King is like, oh my god,

we got them. This is the funniest part lose their minds. I did, but not for all the right reasons. Yes, this is the first time we see that Billy and Bread are fucking. Yeah. And like, yeah, I mean, there is some, you're right that the semi-trucks circling the building are not that menacing, but there is a man who owns a million guns who's really mad at him. So that is, you know, something to be dealt with. And she also says, making love, which you know I hate. Oh, when she says you sure do you make love like a hero?

Ew, why would you say it out loud in my presence? Listen, I have fucked both Superman and Batman. Yeah, I can tell you that you make love like a hero. And Sully, that guy who landed the plane on the water or whatever. We just don't talk enough about Sully Sullivan Burger. We do not talk enough about Sully Sully Sullenburger. Has he had a milkshake duck moment yet where it turns out that he's a terrible person? Milkshake duck? Yeah, it's like that mime about a duck drinking a milkshake and everyone loves it and then like 12 hours later

it turns out that the duck is a racist or something. Not that I know of. Okay. I mean he was played by America's sweetheart in a movie. So he must be okay. Yeah. Well, you keep on keeping on Sully Sullivan burger. So we see like there, it's at night now after they make love like heroes.

Oh God, and they're kissing like, it's like, our lips are touching so it's technically kissing. Oh, I hate it so much. Is that what that David Bowie songs about? We could be heroes and make love for a little while. For just a little while. So there's weird lights in the sky, which was the comet tale that we're living inside of. And she's like, you know what I think it is? I think it's the common.

And I'm like, is this the first time you've discussed why this is happening or that you're inside a comet? What? We're fucking an hour into this movie. Has Wanda June run outside and yelled you can't do this we made you? She does that in the next scene she like breaks a bottle and I thought she was gonna stab that guy with it which I was very excited about. Yeah. He's the all honey baby you little baby baby baby. She does not she runs outside and screams you can't we made you. you can't we made you. Where's your sense of loyalty you puked things we made you?

I mean he is a masterful writer Where's your sense of loyalty, you puked things, we made you? I mean, he is a masterful writer. Say what you will about Mr. Kang. She was so hung up on the idea that we made them, because it's all she can think about. Who made who? We made you. I had no idea today. I know.

You were this many days old. Yeah. We see Deak crawling through a drainage pipe under the highway to get to the trucks stop to find his father. Yeah. He does reach there and is informed that his father is no longer extant. May I ask a question? Yes. What is stopping the trucks from running into the building? Nothing because they do it later. Why do they not? Why do they? Why do they? Why do they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? th. th. th. tha? tha? tha? tha? thi? tha? tha? tha? tha? tha? thi. Uh. Uh. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. Uh? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha? to? to. to. to to to to to to to to to to toeea? toea? toa? to to to to thea? thea? the. the. tharucks from running into the building? Nothing because they do it later. Why do they not, why do they, why do they wait? Mmm, cocaine? Mm-hmm.

Cocaine doesn't generally make you very patient. No. Never felt very patient. Maybe they were all having a looping conversation and couldn't finish it. Maybe. Oh, you think it's a metaphor. Got it. Fuck, imagine if this film had metaphor. Yeah, imagine if there was a deeper meaning.

You know he's apologized for this movie, right? Yeah. I did see that he called it a moron movie. Yeah. Which, you have to like, at least appreciate his self-awareness. Though I think it's kind of sad he never let himself direct again. Apparently Joe Hill wants to rewrite the script and direct a movie of this. So. That feels a little bit like showing your dad that your dick is bigger than his, you know?

You're like, where do you think I got this? I don't know, not from you. Which is a thing men do, I assume? Yeah, we all have to do it as a right of passage. Father! Look at my penis! Come to the measuring table! Slapping them onto a ruler. It's like arm wrestling your dad. With your dick.

With your dick. Curtis and Bill go to save the Bible salesman who is now screaming. Oh right, we had assumed he was dead. He's not. Yes. And they take a sleeping bag with them to crawl into the sewer, I guess to carry the Bible salesman who is now screaming. Oh right, we had assumed he was dead. He's not. Yes. And they take a sleeping bag with them to crawl into the sewer, I guess, to carry him back in? But it's soaking wet. It's gross.

I don't know. And Curtis is just like giddy and like, how many people do you think pissed in here? Yeah, and Emil, he's got the the Emilio falls face first into the piss water, and Curtis can't help himself but giggle. Yeah, because he's the one who asked his new wife if he could watch her piss thi. So I think it's just a piss thing for him. And God bless it, it's not hurting nobody. No, you like piss, you like piss. Yeah, man.

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That's pretty good, actually. They find Deak and they take him back to the truck stop. Yeah, there's a big explosion. I don't know why it happens. Yeah, who knows? The trucks start beeping. And I was like, oh, please tell me they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the their the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeping. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping., who knows. The trucks start beeping and I was like, oh please tell me they're beeping in Morse Code, please tell me they're beeping in Morse Code. Oh, it fucking is Morse Code! And Deak's like, I got

a merit badge in this. Fuck yeah, merit badge. And this is, is this where the, the bulldozer and machine gun cart show up now. This is so the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi' tho-like, th-like, th-like, th-like, th-like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th-ppppp. And I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the thi, thi's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeate, the,, yes, the bulldozer and machine gun cart show up now. This is so fucking stupid. The machine gun car is so fucking stupid. It's so ineffectual. It's a golf cart with a machine gun mounted on it. On a swivel. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, some of them do anyway. Yeah, so like, Amelia seems to sort of have a friendship with them now, because he says to one of them, like, hey, cool, a champ. We got a little people business to deal with here, something you wouldn't understand. You're talking to a truck. He's talking to a truck. And the the the the the the the the the the the the machine the machine the machine the machine the machine the machine the machine the machine then, the, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, tha, tha, thap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Camp, tap. Camp, tap. Camp, tap. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. Camp. ta, ta, ta, true, true, true, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, truc, ttruc, tru to a truck. He is talking to a truck. And then he defeats the machine gun cart by spinning it on an axis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they blow it up with a bazooka at some point. Yardly Smith screams, I'm delicate! Don't you drop me down there? She's fantastic. She's great. Yeah. And at that moment, when they all go down into the sewers, the trucks choose to crash into the building. And I have the note, this must have been fun to just fucking wreck everything. See I have the note that says, we're watching these like loving shots of trucings stuff, which makes me feel like it's truly a movie made by a child with a surprisingly large budget. Yeah. Like, it's the movies behaving like these are money shots. And they might be if you're a seven-year-old boy.

Or cocaine. Or cocaine? Yeah. Well, there's a lot of crossover between seven-year-old boys and cocaine, isn't there? Yes, and in like mental faculties, yes. They get ratted up by a burger lean sign at some point. It's like singing humans here, humans here, humans here.

But don't worry, the child shoots it out. And then there's this like really sad scene where he hands a gun over to Brett and he's like, I don't want this anymore. You can't kill anymore. You're so sad for him. He just shot a burger marquee. He sucks. The child? Oh, they also blow up the MIT Tasty truck, which is the ice cream truck that was taunting Deke earlier. Right. It's just money shots of people shooting cars, you know. And the Green Goblin Truck is following them.

They're going to the docks because we've been told they're going to hit this island that's six miles offshore, they're going to sail there? Yeah, they have to get to the marina. Yeah, so yes, they're at the marina. There's a rich woman hanging out a window of a car with this gigantic ring on it. It's like, oh, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's that's that's, that's that's that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, that's that's thi's thi's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. Oh, Well, Melio says adios, motherfucker. Well, so the guy steps in front of, he steals the ring, and he's walking by himself with it. And again, no one fucking notices the semi. Like, how fast can they accelerate? I feel like you could get out of the way of one if it's 30 yards off, you know?

Yeah, for sure. Oh, just a big lightning. I'm telling you. All right, I believe you. Oh, wow, wow. Wow. So yes, it takes the guy out, right? The truck runs him over. Right. And then Emilio hits it with the rocket, which makes his eyes glow red. And then it explodes. And that's it. That's the end because it's like getting that one and ended the whole thing. Like, I guess that was the big daddy of them all. And the guy, apparently this boat isn't possessed.

No, because it's a sailboat. No machinery. Yeah. And then I think it's Yardley Smith says I'm gonna woof my cookies. Yeah, I love her. That's the last line of this fucking movie. That's the last line of this fucking movie and then there's a text box that says two days later a large UFO was destroyed in space by a Russian weather satellite which happened to be equipped with a laser cannon in class four nuclear missiles. No it didn't. No it didn't. Also like that's how the that's that's how them... Okay. Katie. Katie. I'm gonna need a rating for

the non a maximum overdrive. The first 40 minutes are so fun and weird. That you're into them and then the last hour is just awful. Just awful. Yeah. Yeah. It's a three. Okay. It's a three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. I'm gonna say. Mr. It's a three. Okay. It's a three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You? I'm gonna say Mr. King's statement is actually an insult to morons.

Yeah. Morons deserve better than this. They deserve better than this. I'm gonna give it one semi-truck. Okay. Yeah. Which is half a point. Oh, wow. Can I lower mine? I'm not happy with my three? Yeah. I'm not happy with my three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Okay. Yeah. Just one. Oh, wow. Can I lower mine? I'm not happy with my three. I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. It's really bad. This movie was like an endless Zite Geist movie when I was a kid.

Yeah. I think because like that truck looks cool with the goblin face on it. Sure does. Amelia. goblin face on it. Sure does. Amelia Oestafez was the bee's knees at the time. How did he end up in this? Eh, he was in a lot of bad movies. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Um, but you know, like I feel like somebody would have been like, oh,

repo man's a terrible movie. It's like, no, but is it though? Is it though? It's not? It's. When's the last time you saw a Rebo Man? A couple years ago. Okay, so it's valid. Yeah, him and his friends moshing in an alleyway to the Circle Jerks is still awesome. Okay, all right. All right. Yeah, but this movie fucking sucks. I hope I'd never see it again.

I am furious that this is how I spent my Ford hollers and my birthday. Haven't we done? Yeah. It's true. Yeah. We should really just take people's suggestions instead of Googling what have we not done. Yeah, but I feel like that's letting them win. Yeah, I agree with that too. Yeah, I'm with you there. Katie. Can I read you a review that we got?

Sure. This is from Shaggardardy says, fun podcast and, spoiler alert, they actually do know things. Oh, that's so cute that you think that. Five stars. Alan does, Alan does. Uh, hold on, I didn't get the full review up. Do, do to do, do, too. It wasn't me, did you get me on the goon?

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It was you. It was you. If you'd like to become a Patreon, you can go to Patreon.com backslash, wherewulf ambulance. We've got like 30 action movies up there now. Gonna do some Kung Fu this month, which I'm very, very, very, very, very, very excited about. Because I love Kung Fu. Yeah. Yeah. You love a martial art? I do. And you don't have to do that because these will be free forever, but wouldn't it be cooler if you did? Thanks, Matthew McConaughey for showing up for this advertisement for our Patreon. That's what we can get him to do it.

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Yeah, do dilettlers? What are we doing next week, Katie? We are going to do a film to a film, a short film. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh, thick, what are. What th. What th. What th. What, th. What, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. th. th. th. th. There. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. there. there there there there there th. there the. there there thi. there there's a the. thi. there there there there there th. This could have been a great short film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, REC, short for record. Mm-hmm. Spanish movie. A Spanish movie. We had to read subtitles. We did. We did. We survived.

Yeah, I was thinking the other day that I really wanted to watch this movie. I know how I can't make I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't make that I can't make that I can't make that I can't make that I can't make that I can't make that I can't make that I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't that I can't that that I can't that I can't that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to the. to the. S. S. S. S.'re gonna do rec, it's available places. Yeah, at places. Yeah, if you're at my house, it's on DVD. Yeah, I saw it sitting out over there. And make sure to wish Katie happy birthday. Don't bother. It's over. By the time you hear this, it's over.

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