Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 414- [REC] (2007)

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Spanish found footage film "[REC]." Special topics for your consideration include: how to make an extremely tight horror movie, running the zombie gauntlet, the relative attractiveness of the virgin Mary, concerns about the shape of scientific equipment and Werewolf Ambulance: An Unexpected Journey. Are you a fan of found footage movies? You may like Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively, Episode 203- "Grave Encounters," Episodes 254, 256 and 258- the "Hell House LLC" trilogy, Episode 380- "The Lock In," or Episode 408- "Deadstream." Hey, give us a call and leave us a voicemail! You can call 412-407-7025 and let us hear your sweet sweet voices. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. It's kung fu month!! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hi Katie. Hi Katie. How are you? I'm all right. How are you? I'm glad that we're filming our TV show while you're sleeping. While you're sleeping, do you like my piggy tails? It is a very professional hairstyle. It is, it is. I like later on, you'll be dressed like,

John McLean from Dyer. Yes, I'm going to continue stripping down until I'm in just a white tank top. What are we talking about this week on our show, Weirlfamulance, which is the show that you're currently listening to... We're talking about the 2007 film, Rec, or Record. Record. I never know if it's wreck or record.

I mean, I think it's wreck, but then when you say wreck, you just think of a car wreck, I guess, because it's not a word. It is not a car wreck. It's a weird zombie movie. Had you seen this film before? I had. Around the time that it came out I think, or at least came out on an American on-demand, you know? This was in the period of time where I was watching every horror movie on on-demand that I could get my hands on, when I started my blog that recruited me to this podcast. It was just the thing that was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I. I. I. I the the the the the th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. It was just the thing that was like, oh that funny lady likes dumb things like I do. Yeah. Speaking of dumb things and speaking of Spanish language television, have you watched Lose's spookies on HBO? I have. I

like it. It's great. I really like, I wish Fred Armison wasn't in it but... Yeah, same. I think he fucing everything he's in. I agree. I'm not a fan. I'm not th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. thi thi the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. ruins everything he's in. I agree. I'm not a fan. No, me either. I don't know why people think he's funny. I don't know why either. This is why we're friends, this whole thing. Anyway, if you guys haven't watched Luzo Spookies, you should watch it. It's very weird, very fun. It's very weird, very fun, but very joyful and very kind. Like we're both two things that were surprising to me, because I feel like if that were an American show, it'd just be people being shitty to each other. Right, especially to Tati.

Yeah. But this movie is just, or this show is just like, hey, we support everybody, let's do this. Yeah, yeah, it's great. It's very fun. It's fucking weird. her name? Angela Vidal. Angela and her cameraman, Pablo, whom you never see. Normally you get a glimpse of the cameraman by the end of the movie. It's true. Yeah. I thought we saw Pablo at some point but we do, we see his shoes. We see shoes.

Yeah. They are shooting a segment at a firehouse. Right. To, I guess the concept of the show is things that happen at night, which is a funny, funny, funny idea for a show. I was like when Manu is just like, so it's called Why You're Asleep? Who's watching this? Who's watching? And she goes, heck. They spend a lot of time on the firehouse for a 78-minute movie. I appreciate this because it's the first nine and half. minutes of the movie are just at the firehouse and fuck all is happening. Right, they're like hoping that there's like some sort of incident that they can go on so they get to ride in the fire truck. I'd like that she keeps him like, look, I don't want anything bad to firefighters, Manu and...

Oh, Manu and... Alex? Alex? He looks so much like my cousin's cousin, Anthony. I can't like not see him as anything other than my cousin's cousin, Anthony. Not your cousin. Cousin's sort of cousin, really. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I differentiated them by man who is a bald one, Alex has hair. Good, good to know. They're like hanging out around the firehouse. And she is talking to Pablo. And she's like, should we, I don't know? Should we go to reception? I guess, and they just walk through the doorway and they're in reception. It's like, they heard you that whole time. I like that one of the women sees them is like, nope, nope, nope, nope, just runs away from them.

Walks right out the door. And it's great because I feel like this does a really good job. After watching Maximum Overdrive, This is how you do a movie, a horror movie in a hundred and eighteen, or an hour and 18 minutes. Yeah. And you like, the first ten minutes of this movie are like lulling you. You're like bored watching this thing because nothing's happening. It's mundane. It's mundane. Yeah. And they even say, like, so what do you guys do? And they're like normal stuff. It's mundane. It's normal. Yeah. They're playing basketball, like she makes a shot, it's very exciting, and then an alarm goes off. Yes. And they are told that a person is trapped in an apartment and need of rescue.

They're talking about how they're screaming when they get there. The cops are outside. And you're like, were the cops waiting for the fire department? Because that seems weird. Well, one cop is outside and the cop is pissedededededededededededededededededededed that that that that that that that thiiiii? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? the the the the thioliolioli. thi. their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiii. A. thiiii. A. A. their their their thi. the other one is inside. Yeah, okay. And the cop is pissed that there's a film crew. Right. Yeah. Yeah. As the movie goes on his attempts to stop them filming get more and more like half-hearted. Yeah. And I really appreciate that. I like him a lot. Is that, um, that's not Guilla? No, he's a doctor. Right, Guillam is a doctor. It is... Sergio.

Sergio. Yeah, he's the young cop. I refer them as cop one and cop two. Fair enough. But they have like, all of the residents are down in the foyre. And so they're like, okay, well, the apartment's on the first floor. They go up three flights of steps to get to the first floor. Yes, I don't know if that was, I mean, that wasn't a bad translation. They're saying first in Spanish.

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Covered in blood. And kind of like stomping about? And growling. And it's like very upsetting. It's very upsetting. Yeah. And then all of a sudden she's biting a cup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's narly. It is extremely narly. It's very great practical effects. Yes. Just meat. Yeah. Meat and blood and guts. So they managed to get her, it takes four of them to get her off of him. Yeah. And they get him out of the apartment and kind of lock her into the apartment. Yes. At this point I'm like, where are paramedics? Are they paramedics, the fire department? I think that, I mean, I think even in the states like fire departments often go out on like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, theyme, theym, like, like, like, like, theymea, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th.a, th.a, th.a, th.a, th.a.a.a.a. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that I mean if I think even in the states like fire departments often go out on like EMT calls. Right but EMTs show up too

eventually yes. Because they have the specialized equipment. But Katie as we know at this point no one else can get back in the building because they can not get out of the building. Right they are locked in. It's the health department. The fuck you don't have authority to do this to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. the the. the the. they. the the they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they. they are. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I they. I the. I them in. Health department? The fuck? You don't have authority to do this to me? No you don't. No you don't. And they put plastic sheeting all over the building. Like a bug bag like for when they spray for stuff. Yeah. It's upsetting. It is. And while they're carrying him down the stairs, one of the the cop, one of the people carrying him and says, holy shit, he's gonna bleed to death death... the that's how do you want to hear? He's hanging on to his life. It's wild. And like, because this is a found footage movie. Yeah, it's a very shaky cam.

It's so nauseating. It's so shaky, but it's also like, often to me, that's just nauseating. It's not like, the shaky cam is like tensioning. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's the chaos. It's to to to me, that's just nauseating. It's not like, this, the shaky cam is like tension building, I feel. Okay. Like, it's adding to the chaos because the camera's just like squigging wildly as you would do if you were trying to run down the steps with a body. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. It is definitely a very tense movie. It is. Because it's such a tight little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little tie a little tie tite little tite little tite little tite tite tite tense tense tense tense tense tense tense tense tense tense tense te te te, te t and tense and tight as we like them. Ew. Turjed.

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them in without any sort of explanation or timetable or anything like that. Right. And in a post-locto-down world, like, this hits a little different than it did in 2007. I thought the exact same thing. Yeah. Like forced quarantine feels much scarier now. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. And, th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their their their their their their th, their thi, their thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. theeean, thean. thean. thean. thean. theanan. thean. their thea. thi. thi, same thing. Yeah, like forced quarantine feels Much scarier now. Mm-hmm. Yeah And much more plausible. Yes, which is probably why it feels scarier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he says He's like all right. Yeah, which is like, okay movie. This is your way of explaining why we can see all this. Yeah, yeah, thinne? And tha. they's like, theyme? tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th. th th th th th more more more more more more more more more more more more more more th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thooooooooooooooooooo th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. see all this. Exactly. And it's a good, it's a good explanation. It's one you don't think about. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. They're like what's behind that door? And someone goes a textile workshop. Why the fuck is there a textile workshop in this building? But Katie, there is! There is. It's a big textile workshop. Yeah. And it's in this, it's wild because it's in this, it's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, a their. And some their. And some their, a their. And some a their. And some a their. And some a their. And some a their, their, their their their their text. text. text. text. text. te. te. textextextextextextextextextile textextile textile textile textile textile textile textile apartment building. Yeah, the apartment seemed nice. Yeah, yeah, all hard wood and beautiful. The doors have these crazy like... The trim and stuff?

And though there's like big metal things in the middle of the doors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good at explaining stuff. Yeah, no, you got it. So while they're all standing in the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the th, th. So, the th. So, th. So, th. So, th. the the th. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the doors, the doors, the doors. the the the the the the the the the the the the th th thors, thors, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, theorsorsea. thea. toorsea. toorsorsorsea toorsorsea toorsea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the in the foyer. Yeah My cousin's cousin Anthony comes ripping down from the ceiling He makes a whistling noise. He's traveling so fast. Well, he's coming from the first floor, so it's very high up They're like, stay out there arguing and you just hear And it's a very good splat when he hits too. I liked it a lot And everyone's like oh, yeah, poor Anthony and mann who is like? the the th. And th. And th. th. th. th. ththa, ththa, ththa, thian, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin, thin, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's th he hits too. I liked it a lot. And everyone's like, oh no.

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and they set up a little triage in there for the two wounded people. Yes. And while they're in there, they get noticed that there is a BNC protocol. Right, which is biological, nuclear, chemical. Yes. Yeah. And we learned that the little girl that the mom is holding, Jennifer. Jennifer.

I love what they say Jennifer with a Spanish accent. It is funny to me. And they're like, Jennifer, a beautiful name. It is when youto me. And they're like, Jennifer, a beautiful name, and I was like, it is when you say it. It is when you say it, yeah. No, all of our Jennifer's are lovely because you're fine. Yeah, but in my mealy mouth fucking Delaware accent. Hey, Jennifer!

Hey, Jennifer. So I saw Jennifer last week and she was like, ah, this weather. When I says to her, I says Jennifer, I say Jennifer, I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th says, Jennifer, that's how it is. I've got a fever. No, no, Jennifer. It's just tonsillatis? Oh, I hope you don't have to get your tonsiles out. Yeah, mom is just going on about how it's just tonsilatist. It's nothing to worry about. I refer to her only as Spanish Karen, because she's like, I'm going to sue, yes I am going to sue. And we also learned that Spanish Karen's daughter's dog, Jennifer's dog,

had to go to the vet because it was not feeling well. Right. We're told that her husband was bringing the dog back from the vet. Because she keeps saying her husband's locked out, he can't get in. Yes. But the dog wasn't coming back from the vet. No. But her her her her her her her th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus thoom thus is thus is thoomea tooesa tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. tooooooooooooooooooooooeses. tooes from the vet. No. Yeah, but her husband never told her that. No weird. Yeah Oh, this is cut with scenes of them going back up to the woman's the older woman's apartment. Oh, right, right, right. And she just comes like screaming running through the apartment. And the Colombian girl is also in there. Yes, and they shoot them. Conchita. Oh, they shot Conchita. That's a a a a the th. That's the thia. That's the thia. That's the s s s. That's the the the thia. That's thia. the thia. the the thia. thia. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theol-a. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th needs brains, baby! Oh, they shot Conchita. That's my series of notes.

But it's great because like the cop shoots them. And man, it was immediately like, you know, put your gun away. Yeah, he's not into it. Yeah. And the camera people are like, oh, okay, it's this now. This is what this is now. Yeah. Okay. And they're having this conversation where Angela's talking to Pablo into camera and behind her is Conchita on the ground. Yeah.

And you're like, she's gonna get up in the background because it's 2007 and everybody got up in the background of shots in 2007. And they do great wipes of her pacing back back back back back back back back back, to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and thi, and thi, thi, and th. And, and, the thi, the tho, and, and, and, and, and, and th. And, and, and th. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, the the the thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thea. And, they. And, they're they're they're they're they're thea. And, they're thea. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And they do great wipes of her pacing back and forth and blocking the hallway? Yeah, so you're sure it's going to happen. It does not happen. Which I loved. It builds more attention, don't you think? Because when it does happen later, that we go back to that hallway and there ain't no people in there, yeah.

Yeah. I know they're do like it. Yeah. Yeah. So we learned that there's an intern who's been helping people who is you said their name. Guillaume. And he tells them that he has like there's like a medical office of some sort that he has to break into like the concierge desk to run up to. Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't remember what that was but he definitely does that. Yeah. And they go up there because there because the the the their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. the the the the the tho tho tho tho to tho to tho thoooo the. their their their their their their their their their th run up to. Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't remember what that was, but he definitely does that. Yeah. And they go up there because they're looking for supplies to help the people. Right. And he does find some gloves and gauze and stuff. I called him Dr. School. He's working on them. Oh, Dr. School. Yeah. And then Angela and Pablo spend a real long time

interviewing everybody. Yes. And we get to know everybody. That old guy has the look of a real charmer, didn't you think? He's so gross. He's so disgusting. He is in another one of this director's movies. I'm not going to attempt to butcher this man's name. You can give it a shot if you'd like. The director, I mean. How, how may, Paduao Plaza? The J name. Home, I'm gonna say how may.

Okay. How may, balaguero. He did two movies that I really like, uh, Los Ennombres. And, um, the darkness,, starring one Anna Pacquin. Oh. And he just directs good horror movies. He speaks good spooky.

But that guy is in the darkness, and he's very creepy in that, the guy with a black hair and mustache. Okay. That's obviously painted. Yeah. Yeah. We also learn at this point that everybody's super racist against the Chinese family. It's the Chinese. They eat raw fish. They always leave the door open. I don't know why. You're like, yowza. I love that scene because he says all this funophobic racist shit.

And he goes, okay, we're gonna start now? And she's like we've been filming and his reaction is Oh, well shoot me from this side. It's my good side. Wouldn't you say Pablo? That's such a little gross man. Yeah, so that point we learned that the the Chinese woman's father Yes is sick in bed and has not come down with everyone so he's probably got it too. Yeah, whatever it is. And her kid is just hanging out in like a Barka kit and Spikes? And you're like, don't wear those down here, you're going to ruin them. Oh, cleats. Yeah.

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That's vicious. So they go running upstairs to find Jennifer. They do find Jennifer. Yes. Standing in the middle of a darkened room. Mm-hmm. And cop, cop too, is like down talking to her and then just turns his back on her. Why would you turn your back on Jennifer?

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beats her with it and it's very funny. So mom has, Spanish Karen has been bitten, and they've handcuffed her to the railing of the stairs downstairs and Angela's like we have to get her out we have to get her out and I was like what the fuck would you do that you saw what happened to everybody else like did you not just see Guillam trying to get out of the textile warehouse he's all fucked up now why would you try to free Spanish Karen? Because it does feel tha, t t t t t t the t t t tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthe the th th thu the thu thu the the thu thu to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu tm, tm. tm. try try try try try. tm. tbu. tbu. tbu. tbu. tbu. to to to to to to room where there are now zombies coming in through the textile workshop? I think if you're going to say that you're the type of person who would lay down and die, you also have to be the type of person who has to protect others, right? It's true, but I'm not saying I'm sensible. I'm a real Angela in this situation. I feel about leaving that lady there. All right, Angela, well, what happens?

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But and I feel like the freneticness of that also kind of simulates playing a video game. Right, because it's so, it's happening so quickly over such a short period of time and you're just gritting your teeth the whole time. Yeah, right. Yeah, there's a scene in this next movie, Spoiler Alert, where like you can see something in the light and when you turn the light off it's different in the dark. Ooh. Which I feel like is very spooky. Very spooky. And very video game. Yeah, for sure. There's this, oh God, what is it called? It's a horror video game where it's set up like a horror movie and you play the different characters. It's like until dawn or something like that.

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Oh sure, yeah. What's your favorite Sidney? Which is your favorite film of this franchise? Settner. Maybe two? Two really looks to. Two is a lot of fun. But Parker Posey in three. That's true. It's true. Oh boy.

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Please have us on. Okay. Sorry for that diversion. Let's have a fan meetup. Yeah. Scoffest. Scaw Fest. August. August TBD. I didn't look up the date. We'll have to get matching checkered vans for it. You already have them. Yeah, well, we'll get a new pair every year. Yeah, okay. Much the Missy chagrin. SkaFest 20 2023. We'll find out when Scahfest is and keep you guys abreast.

Of Scaw Fest. I can't wait. Scabrest. Scabrest. It's just funny if you put it into anything. Should we get back to this movie? Should we pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. So Manu has been turned. There's a great scene of him like, you see him from behind and he turns around and goes, yeah. I'm like, you know Manu's been turned, but when it happens, you're like, oh, Manu. Yeah, oh, Manu. I wrote that, oh, Manu. So they're like, let's get to the penthouse. What could go wrong there?

I love it. Always go to the pen house if that's an option. Yeah. I mean, unless you're being invited there by like Elon Musk, in which case you don't go. It's true. It's true. It's true. So, when they head up to the penthouse, they break their way into, or they have keys and they get in.

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And it's not just a regular apartment. It's a scary apartment with clippings and beakers and shit. It's like old-timey, flaccid dick looking glasswork. There's all these like beakers that look like fucking dicks. They have weird shapes to the their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have weird shapes to them. And then... I'm concerned for your health. I think you might need to see a doctor. I didn't say it looked like my flaccid tick. I'm like, go talk to Missy after this and see if she's concerned, too.

Holy ghost. My flaccident penis looks like a beaker, an old one. Everybody's ticks are clear with the whole food the end to where the food in, right? There's measurements up the side of your penis? That's how you know if you're bigger than your dad or not, right? Was that this episode or last episode? That was last one call back. Sorry.

Anyway, there's fucked up beakers everywhere that don't look at all like my penis. There's weird pictures on the wall with like people's eyes scratched out of the pictures and stuff. Yeah, why is that? I don't know. Okay. Because the guy who put them up is a balloon tick. I guess so. And there's all these clippings on the wall. About, yeah, about a Portuguese girl.

A specific Portuguese girl who's been possessed by a demon about how the Catholic Church isn't doing anything about it and then they are. Yes, yeah. Yes, yeah. We then get tapes. They find a real to real. Yeah, very evil dead style.

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Oh for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just like there's hot Jesus's I mean Jesus was hot though It's certifiable. Would. See nobody fucked Mary. Untrue. The Lord. Her son? No, the other one. Her dad.

Yeah, your son's dad. I guess you do tend to get fucked by your son's dad. That's how it usually works. How babies get made. How girls get pregnant. We must do away and stain father. Who killed not my best? Remember internet memes for 15 years ago?

We sure should do. We're in 2007 right now, and that's where I'm at. Because we're talking about a home star runner? I loved home star runner. It was great. Yeah. So, and on the tape it talks about how like he thought the vaccine was working, but then it didn't work, so he had to seal up the girl in the apartment.

He's very like, I must eliminate her and erase all signs of her existence, but it seems like she's been in a number of newspapers. You know what I mean? So as soon as he says that he sealed her up in the apartment, the trap door in the ceiling pops open? Very creepy. And what does Pablo do? He's like, oh yeah, I got up there. I'll get up there and see what's going on? I say I'll put my camera up there. Camera see what's the thia. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's? th. I's? th. So, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. So, I'm th. So, I'm th. So, I say. So, I say, I say, I say, I said, I said, I said. So, I said, I said. So, I said, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I said. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. So, I th. So, I'm th. So, I'm thi. So, I'm thi. So, I'm thi. So, I'm thea. So, I'm thea. So, I said, I'm the. So, I say, I say, I say. So, going on. What's up there Katie? I think it's a kid in the Barker Jersey. Yeah, a little screaming kid. Yeah, it caught me because I knew it. He like puts the camera up there and turns it and turns it and it's a very paranormal activity of like when the camera turns there's gonna be something there and then there is and it's a screaming child and I was still like, Because he does a little grab for him and stuff. Yeah. This breaks the light.

It breaks the light. So Pablo has to go to night mode. Yes, which does not make Angela get behind the camera so that she can also see. Oh, she's a beautiful lady. Would it keep her in front of the camera? You're right. She is full on John McLean at this the scene. thrown. I think she's a fine actor. But at this scene, she has to sort of flail around in the darkness,

and she's doing it like she's in a tele-nabella, where she's just swinging wildly. I really like the scene of where, like, he tells her to be quiet, and she's just like sitting next to him panting. Yeah. And it's so good and creepy because he sees something moving in the distance. And she can't see anything. Yes. But zombies in this world have no night vision. They have no night vision. No night vision. But the thing that comes down the hallway towards them is six or seven feet tall. Very tall. With a very boxy body and rail thin limbs. Very thin. Scary. Is that a real person in there? Is it a puppet? It's a real person.

Like that's fucking creepy as I'll get out. That is, um, that is Javier Lopez. Okay. Who has been in a number of things we've done, the Conjuring 2, it, oh boy, insidious, colon, the last key. We've not done that, yet. Scary stories to tell in the dark. He has a syndrome called Marfan syndrome, which means that his certain body tissues are like, he's double jointed essentially, but to a super extreme degree, but he's like six, seven and weighs 123 pounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Wow, that's amazing. So like, yeah,

yeah, even thinner than like a Doug Jones. Yeah, um, 123 pounds is tiny for like a person my height. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a scene. They're like. So when that when the zombie thing comes down the hallway, which we are to assume is the possessed girl grown up. Yes. Um, because she's kind of got boobs. Yeah, but like. It's really weird and sad. She's like summer boobs, like summer boobs. Oh, theybubes like, the th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the zombie. the zombie thom thom thombomb, like, like, the zombie the zombie the zombie the zombie the zombie, the zombie, the zombie, the zombie, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thom. thom. thom. thom. th. tho tho tho thom. tho tho tho thumb. thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, that? I'm never gonna look at my tits the same way. No! They were just like in really weird positions on her body.

Yeah, a lot of boobs are. Not the fuck did this extreme. Ring the bell! Ring it! No one expected summer boobs to be said. But like, so it's very disorienting. Like her upper body is very disorienting. And she's swinging a hammer, but the double joint thing makes sense because like it's wild

how much flex is in those swings. So much flail, yes. Yeah. And because she kind of like gets a scent of them or something so she starts swinging the hammer. I think she hears them. Yeah. Um, and she's also just, she's just wearing like little underpants, which is just really creepy.

Just really upsetting. And also somehow sad at the same time. Yeah, because she's been locked in here all this time. Right. Right. I don't know, flailing. Flailing, I guess. Infecting people with the demons. Yeah, so did she infect the dog first, do you think? I think so. The dog must have gotten up there somehow.

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But where will we go along that journey? Tape worms. Tape worms is butthund demons. Tape worms is but whole demons. Or like really spicy food I would call bulldeems too. Like you ever had Noodle Head? Have what? No?

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tooak. I've been real into the Momofuku dried noodles. Oh, okay. It's just like a quick noodle dish, makes in like four minutes. It's not like ramen, it's just, and you can throw like veggies and stuff in there or whatever. Where you get that? I got it Whole Foods. So I left her, whenever I goes to was Whole Foods, a little cramped, because I went to the Whole Foods up at Wexford, which is a little cramped. But a little cramped, but they got them Momofuku noodles.

That was my review. And Whole Foods responded, thank you so much for your review. Oh, that's so kind. There's such kind people there at Whole Foods. I assume it was Bezos himself at Ronin. He was like, wow, this guy loves Mervofoco noodles. I can't even say it. There you go. I'll see if they have me loatheus. I'll get you a bunch.

So you don't have to go to whole food. But yeah, they're a good quick meal and it's better than just eating 25 cent ramen, which probably isn't 25 cents anymore. Um, all right, so Pablo gets beat to death with a hammer that the flailing person is swinging. Yeah, rip Pablo. And so now the camera is on the floor and Angela is laying on the floor. Groping for it. Yeah, and just sort of like panting and she can't see shit. Right. And then what happens to her? She gets 2007 dragged away? Yes, she does. Yeah, it's a very, it's a very of the time and into a movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to a to a to a to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the she does! Yeah, it's a very of the time into a movie. And then that, and then like some pop-punk songs are playing.

You're like, all right. And my last note is, that's how you make a fucking horror movie. That is how you make a fucking horror movie. You know you don't pad it. You build, you crescendo. Yeah. You don't. That is that. You don't that. You don't that you th you th you th you don't th you don't th you don't th. Yeah. You don't pad, you build, you crescendo, you quit. Yeah. You don't give me a text box at the end explaining what actually happened. You go out on a high note, you just keep moving.

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Okay. But, yeah, we'll do it. Oh, it's an hour and 29 minutes. What do you think you had to add to this, you pieces of shit? 12 more minutes is stupid, you sure. But yeah, let's do it. Katie. You know what else is a, is a, well, actually is a 10? With a 10.

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Is that allowed? Yeah, why not? theylue. to get somebody besides him? Sure. Just because he recently outed himself as a friend of Jordan Peterson, so it wasn't enough to do with him. Oh, did he really? I didn't know that. I mean, you could tell there's like something swimming below the surface of his stupidity, but... Yeah. There's not much brains, but there's something sinister. Yeah, yeah. He's entered the just go ring Tom Savini's bell. I haven't seen him in a while. I hope he's doing all right. I'm sure he's doing, it's winter. What he's going to be doing?

Sunning himself out in the winter? It's been like 60 degrees. Not shoveling a side. He's like a 78 year old man. I've got to stop riding him about not shuffling a sidewalk. I understand now. I've been a dick. Katie. In defense of Tom Savini's unshoveled sidewalk. Maybe you should go shovel the sidewalk for it. I mean, there is a program called Snow Angels in my neighborhood where you can do that. Maybe I'll be Tom Zavini's Snow Angel. Just go there and make Snow Angels until all the snow's gone from a sidewalk. I did it.

What the burn's all over my back from doing this. Katie. Alan. What are we doing next week? I already forgot. What are we doing next week? We're doing the recently released. Yes. Exciting food drama of movie.

People are debating whether or not it is indeed a horror film. We can have that debate. We will be the judges of that and our word is final. Yeah, arbiters. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that and our word is final. Yeah, arbiters we are. I mean if we're nothing if not arbiters. Starring a fan favorite Anna Taylor Joy. It's not Ania? Is it? Yeah. Yeah. You know me name pronunciations. Gene Carl's. Is it Ania? A-N-Y-A? Yeah. Starring fan favorite, Ania Tay? Tayor-A. Fa-Fa-Tayer-A. Faererri? th-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fan-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-I I th-I I th-I I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-weee-f-wee-wee-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-A. All right. All right. thear. Starring fan favorite. Onya, Taylor, Joy. Fan favorite of everyone but Missy, as it turns out. It turns out.

And Nicholas Holt and... Ralph finds, right? You put some stank on his name. His name is Rafe. Is it? Yeah, he pronounces it raf. Fuck you! No, he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't do it?

Whoa, he can, but he's wrong. Wouldn't you? Hey, Ralph, Rafe, please. I think Ralph is a fine name. Yeah, we're doing the menu. Yeah, right. That's a movie we're doing next week. Oh, no. How do you feel about that? I'm going to be okay? Hey, he's been doing great recently. Yeah. Johnny Legs. As a friend of the podcast, Sarah informs you to send me a podcast.

A text when they just said Johnny Legs and I was like, I have no fucking today. I'm like, I have no fucking. was up. That's pretty good. Johnny legs. All right, I want to wrap this up? Yeah, so go watch the menu. It's probably a HBO, I think. I don't know. Who's not? You need to figure out. What am I Google? I'm not! You guys have fingers. Figure it out. Cut those Danzig fingernails, figure it out what's going on. Oh, the sound of your Danzig fingernails tapping on your phone as you text is horrifying.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. fingernails to figure out what's going on. The sound of your dancing fingernails tapping on your phone as you text is horrifying. Thank you for listening to another episode of Whewulf Ambulance. Bye-bye. Empty? Clear.

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