Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 415- The Menu (2022)

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

In this week's episode, we're exploring the world of fine dining and luxurious food with the 2022 film "The Menu." Special topics for your consideration include: a gift from a listener sparks food joy for us, being open to John Leguizamo, gatekeeping of hobbies, the good old days of smoking in restaurants, red flags in a potential partner, and chocolate hats, THE CHOCOLATE HATS! We've covered two Anya Taylor-Joy movies in the past (Episode 73- "The Witch" and Episode 319- "New Mutants" which is also a crossover with the 'Marveling at Marvel's Marvels podcast) and one Nicholas Hoult (Episode 267- "Warm Bodies.) Sorry no Ralph Fiennes. Otherwise, find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. We just released our most recent episode, "The 36th Chamber of Shaolin," and you'll probably like it.  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Katie, this podcast is actually deconstructed podcast. The microphones are a mist that are flavored like sound equipment. Katie, this podcast is actually a deconstructed podcast. Okay. The microphones are a mist that are flavored like sound equipment. It is flavored like a, mmm, a patina of attic. Mm-hmm. These chairs that we're sitting sound equipment? It is flavored like a patina of attic. These chairs that we're sitting and are actually made of marsh mallow. I feel comfy but also sticky. And these words that are coming out of my mouth are fish eggs.

Fish eggs. I thought you had that just thatthat frisson of, of seawater, and despair. Notes of horse leather? Notes of horse leather. And it being very cold in this attic. You want me to get too blanket? Now I'm fine. Do you want to come snuggle inside of my shirt? I can get in there. We could just use one mic tonight. How could you ever be with a man who tells you not to smoke so that you can taste food? You push him into the water and you leave. Well, what if he's hunky? Is he honky?

Is he honky? He's perpetually smugged? Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like it. Not the first movie we've done with Nicholas Holt. What else was he in? Warm bodies, he's the zombie. That's right, we did talk about this a mere two weeks ago. Speaking of food, we're getting into it? We're gonna do this? I mean, what time, like the presence of times that do time in the present? As a poet of our times, one Civarelli from the band Gorilla Biscuits once said, There's no time like the present. I like to hang out.

Who doesn't? Yeah. Honestly, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's really profound. Yeah. Hanging out got me into a lot of trouble in my life. Okay, so hold on here.

Move the Brian Buzzworth TV. What I'm holding in my hands is something that arrived in our PO box. Two weeks ago, maybe? Yeah. It is a package. Do you hear that? That's the package? It contains two half pound of threes peanut butter cups. And Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thoulapen thoult thoult I thoom thoom thoom thi. thi. tho tho thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t. t. t. t. together. together together together together together together together together together together the. thea. thea. the. And Alan doesn't think I can eat a whole one and one sitting. It's less that I don't think you can,

that I don't want you to, because I'm worried for you as someone who loves you very much. Counterpoint. When I sat down here this evening and said, oh, look at those peanut buttercups, I bet I can eat a whole one. You said, oh, look at those peanut butter cups. I bet I can eat a whole one. You said, you won't. And you know what that means to me. It's like calling Marty McFly a chicken.

Getting into it. I'm scared. I'm genuinely afraid. How many calories is in a single cup? Uh, what's 140 times eight? 1120? Oh fuck dude. Okay. It's the size of like maybe a pie you would get at a match in London. I dropped mine on the couch. Still gonna eat it. All right. I don't even have, I don't even have like a nice movie. Well, but... Why didn't you say, acted disgusted. Here, okay. I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound, if we're doing this, we're doing it together.

To be fair, to fit it into my mouth, I have to literally like unhing my jaw. Yeah, you know what? I don't think I'm going to to dial nine and then one and wait to see what happened. I love the idea that someone's listening to this episode in like 2028 and they're like, oh fuck they really died. Look it up. Do you put yours away already, pussy? All right. In my head, I will remember you started playing. Oh well I'm not done but. Oh put it back in your pie tin and you can return. Jesus Christ.

Okay, mine top. I ate a solid. Oh yeah, you ate a fit of that. That's a fit that's a half a pound. Okay, let's carry on. Uh, in four minutes when Katie is vibrating around this room. I'm not done. I know you hate it when we eat, I'm sorry. It wasn't too smacky. There wasn't a lot of yum, yumms.

No, there might be later. So this is a movie. 2022's The Menu. About food. A John Legwizambo vehicle, one might say. Ah, did you think he was a ruiner in this? I did not. I've come around on John Legozombo. Yeah, I'm always to change your opinion on John L'Igwizamo. Yeah, I'm always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always alwaysthis for fucking ever. Yeah. And he's always John Legosamo, isn't he? He is, and I think he's

aged into being like a fine wine, like Wazamo. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. He is a like washed-up actor, right. Who is being accompanied by his like beautiful young assistant? Yeah. How is that woman an assistant? That woman has an assistant. I think that's that's that's that's that's that's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's always. And he's always he's always he's always he's always he's always he's always he's always he's always he and he's always he's always he's always always always he's always always he's always he's always he's always he's always he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he and he's he. And he's he. And he's he. And he's he. And he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's always. He's always. He's always. He's always he's always he's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always th. He's always he's always he's always he's always he's always. Yeah. How's that woman an assistant? How is that woman an assistant? I think that's what Los Angeles though. I think that's what Los Angeles is like. It's true. But our main characters are Anya Taylor Joy. Who is not great in this? What? Yeah. I gotta go with Missy on this one. Rafe finds. And I guess her, uh, Aya. Ta ta ta. the name is Mar go th th th th th th th th th th that that th th that that th th that that that th th that's that's th that's that's th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. that's th. the. the. that's th. that's what th. that's what that's what the. I's that Anya Taylor Joy, what is her name in this movie? Her name is Margot, Later Aaron. Right. Uh, her partner who is taking her on this adventure, whose name I also don't know and don't care to know?

Tyler, that's right. Played by one Nicholas Holt. He, there's, it's them and several other groups of people. Several other groups of assholes? Yes, I love them all though. I really love Lillian Bloom, the food critic. Oh yeah, I think she's fantastic. She's in a couple seasons of Ozark and she's really good in that. I recognize her, but I'm not sure from what.

Should I watch that show? I feel I've asked you this before. Do you like kind kind depressing banana's shows? Sometimes. Yeah. I mean, the acting is all really great and who doesn't love Jason Bateman and Laura Lenny's titties? Do you love Laura Lenny's titties?

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then there's like the three Tech Bros. Oh, the Tech Bros. The Tech Bros. And one of them, I think is, hold on, let me get his, make sure I have the right name. A Toro Castro is one of the Tech Bros. He's Soren and people would recognize him from, uh, oh, fuck, what was that show called? The two women in New York City that was bonkers. Broad City, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi.the two women in New York City that was bonkers?

Broad City? Broad City, thank you. Okay. Yeah. He's really good in that. Did I watch that show? Yes. Okay.

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And then I thought about when we went on the Gateway Clipper and took that tour of Pittsburgh. That was so fun on a boat that takes them to an island. Yes. Where they are going to a very, very, very, very, very expensive dinner. Yeah. That's a very expensive dinner. And they're all being very gatekeepy about food. A little bit, especially Tyler.

Tyler's such a ding-dong though. When he says, he thinks he's a foodie. The the idea, and the idea, and the th, and th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is a little, thi, is a little, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, thi, they's they's they's they's thi, they's they's thi, they's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's they're they're they're they're they're. When he says, he thinks he's a foodie. The idea of being a foodie is a little gross to me. Yeah, it's like calling yourself a rad dude. Are you though? Like, are you? I mean, like, we all eat. Yeah.

Look at me. Look at me. Kagan. Knie, we also all drink. Yeah. The longer I'm away from the cup, the more I want to go back to the cup. I mean that's how it gets you. That's how it gets me.

That's how I'm going to finish it before the end of this episode. You know they have done studies that sugar is more addictive to the human brain than heroin so what you're saying is I should get on heroin instead of finishing this cup? I mean that is the perfect takeaway from one of us. I think so too. So they bring out these oysters with like all this fancy shit on it. I fucking love an oyster. Sure. And then I wrote like I do love oysters though but just like oysters and that's exactly what Anya Taylor Joy says and I was like, yeah, me too. Oyster with a splash of tabasco sauce on it. I'm here for that all fucking day. You'll eat an oyster. I have eaten many oysters in my life. Yeah, for sure. I'm Delaware oysters.

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Here's why I can't be a foodie. I'll eat buffets. Especially when they have just like a random weird-ass, like there's one in Oakland that'll just be like, yeah, we got mini donuts. What the fuck you do with your life? Are you talking about the one on Forbes Avenue? Below Where Club Lagos I used to be? That place has been there for ages, like 30 years. Decorque decor has not changed that. So good. Decorne You can just get a plate-fried mushrooms. Golden Palace? Yeah. Yeah. Golden Palace in Oakland.

Get there. So good. Yeah. Parking is a real pain in the dick. Take the bus. Every bus goes to Oakland. So if you call yourself a foodie and you don't enjoy a Chinese buffet, I don't even know what we're doing here.

If you call yourself a foodie and you can't eat and a pound of Reese's cup in a 45 minute episode. What are you doing here? I just I think I find it so obnoxious because everything is good. Just like you don't need to be have the best of the thing, you know? Why do you get that? Why? Why? Why this? There is something to be said about having like hyper, like people who are hyper-focused on the technique and execution of making food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi their their their the on the technique and execution of making food. I think there is something to that. Fine. Because I do think there's an art form to doing that. I do think-

You talking about like molecular gastronomy, or are you talking about a perfectly seared steak? Molecular gastroman steak? I think that's a ta. thii. So it's actually a taste like a steak. You did a weird, weird thing. I think that's the dumbest thing in the world. But after that, you should hand me a satan cheese steak. I'd be like, here, now actually eat. Yeah, put it in your tum. Yeah.

Yeah, it's got to go in your tum is how I feel. Yeah. Because we all have those like those foods that you can bite into, like say a racist peanut butter cup. I mean is it three and a half inches thick because this one is. Holy fuck. I'm doing all right here. You're doing great. Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry that I challenged you. Me too. Don't look me directly in the eyes next time. When you're having the sugar shitts while you're walking out of my house. Jokes on you, I'm having them before I go. But like, you know, there's those times that you bite a Reese Peanut Butter Cup and it takes you back to can happen with food. Yeah. But like it goes a little far. Like I'm never going to spend $1,200 on a plate of food. No. Unless you're

treating like 120 of your best friends to a lovely very expensive meal. Yeah. Yeah. That's a hundred bucks each. What do you all do it? Yeah. But yeah I think, I mean it's like anything though, like people ruin it by making a shitty. People ruin it by making it shitty. That's exactly what I'm saying. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Also, I definitely want to go to a task menu like this.

It's all just different kinds of macaroni. Just pot this kind of? Yeah, little they're a chili mac. Oh, rigatone. Ruggatone, yes. I like when John Leguezama says, you gave him my real name and his assistant goes, of course I gave him your real name. She's like so hateful towards him. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. When he's trying to to the the the to the to they're like, so what do you work it on? He goes, see, they remember me? And it's so sad. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever encountered someone who was once famous and is no longer really famous. I don't think I have really.

Yeah. I've met like hardcore dudes that have kind of aged out of knowing that they have any relevance anymore. Ouch tho o o o o o o' th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and th, th, and th, and th, th, and I, tho, tho, and I, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I'm, and I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's thi. And, they're they're they're thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. And, they're they're relevance anymore. Ouch, that has to hurt a little. And they're just like, oh yeah, you might know me I used to play in Blibbety Blavity and just like, okay, so did I. Yeah. That's not a thing that, oh no shit, you're my hero. Oh my God, I grew up listening to you. How long to the downslide. Are we on the downslide? I think we may be. I think we're just on the slide. I don't know if we're going up or town right now. Fair enough. According to our stats, it's a constant up and down. Yeah, we just go down the slide and then we just run right back up that ladder. Yeah. Wee! Wee! So they're on this island. It's 12 acres. It's 12 acres. th. th. th. th. island, little baby island, yeah. Okay. It's a big island? Not a big island.

It's not a little island. This is in Australia. Well, no, I think that's bigger. And here's where we meet my favorite character in the movie. Who's that? Elsa? Elsa. You love that more than anything. I mean, like, turn-ons include.

Yeah. Being mean to me in a polite way? Oh God, Alan just found his fetish. She's giving them a tour of the island and just being like, so side-eyey and so mean but saying it so nicely? Well they're all being like dickheads about it. Yeah like I guess my issue like when does becoming an like incredibly earnest lover of something turn into like eliteism and gatekeeping? Like how does that happen? I think pretty fast as a former gatekeeper? What were you gatekeepy about? Like punk rock and stuff like does that happen? I think pretty fast as a former gatekeeper. What were you gatekeeping about? Like punk and stuff like that's not

punk. Like that kind of like for sure. That's ska you son of a bitch. I remember telling someone I was in a punk band they mean like Green Day and I was like, no. I don't know man, greening's pretty punk. Yeah, I know. And it's like the touchstone that people have for Punk Rock at that period in time. Sure, totally, yeah. Yeah. You mean like, lit? I met lit once.

Were they still wearing the suits? No, they were just had like beards with rubber bands on them, if I recall. Captain Lou Elano? Yeah. You know, like ponytail beards. It was a thing. Captain Lit, Albano. I would much rather have met Captain Lou, really. Oh, for sure. For sure.

So I could tell them how much I fucking hate Super Mario Brothers' super show because I think it's racist as fuck. Anyway, the show us and nobody ever comes out. Okay. And we see the barracks that the employees of the restaurant live in. Which is, as I've learned recently, much more common than I ever thought. Is that true? Yeah, restaurant employees living on the premises, not getting paid. Um, a restaurant called Noma in Denmark, which is like, do you read about this?

Yeah. So like, they're using slave labor. And that's just how they stay open. Yeah. Yeah. That's really. And what are they charging for a plate of food? Uh, Brazilian?

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living anywhere that someone's paying for us to live in except for where we're renting. Right, you're talking about pizza places. I'm talking about pizza places. I'm talking about pizza places, I'm talking about residential dining halls, which is where I worked in food service. Oh yeah, yeah. I worked in a bagel shop. Yeah, yeah. You're You're not staying in a barracks underneath that bagel shop? Not even. Yeah. Bruggers didn't build those. Ooh, corporate bagel shop, too.

Oh, hell, yeah. Because there's so many employees there you can fuck around. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know, for sure. in the back, no one's looking. The residence hall that I worked at, the manager was a fellow punk rocker, and hired exclusively punk rockers to work in the dishroom. Okay.

It was chaos. I'm sure. He immediately regretted it. Yeah. One night we threw out all the dishes. Just threw him out. That's so punk. That's so punk.

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and like all the food is made from stuff that they've grown or harvested on the island. Yeah. And we get into the restaurant and Tyler is like, oh my God, we have to go watch them cook. And he rolls up on like a sous chef that's cooking and it's just like, oh, did you make that with a poco jet? I love the poco jet. I love the poco jet.

Do you know how much a home Paco Jet? Yeah, yeah, it's not much. What is it? 8 grand? 8 grand! On Amazon, it's $7,999. That was more than like my first two years of college. I was more than my first five cars. Wow.

Just to make bubbles that taste like steak in your house? People, what are we doing? I don't know. But like if you could walk into someone's house, you just see it, you're just like, no American psycho, I have to leave right now. That's a great barometer. It's like someone telling you that they love Einrand and you're like, I will never speak to you again, you know? It's such a good way to weed out men. Are you getting rid of all of her Randi's now? I'm fine. I feel like I've said enough mean things about

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Such a piece of shit. Yeah. Which is weird because he's so respectful of this chef, the chef, chef this, chef that, he loves this fucking guy, he would let this guy put his dick in his nose, like he would let him jam his entire penis into a nostril because he loves him that much while resting his balls on his teeth, like he would love that. And especially with what we find out later on in the movie, it doesn't make sense that he's doing this. Why is he doing this? I think he can't help himself. He can't, like, he is like that level of dude who's just like infatuated with it.

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It's vegan for 10 years, of course I love it. Of course you do. No, speaking of veganism, this is not vegan. No, I cracked it, I cracked the top of the cup and now it's like structurally unsound. I'm afraid if I bite into it, the whole thing is going to go. the whole thing's gonna go. It's gonna sink. All right, I'm officially eating almost a quarter pound of basic pan buttercop. The bummer is that-

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moment. But the beautiful thing is you don't see the look at their eyes. I see it in my imagination. No. I know the look. I'm just gonna say I love when Margo like has a leather jacket on and she kind of sloths it off herself and lets it ride down her chair and then Elsa just comes up behind her and snatches it all the back of the chair. She's disgusted by this jacket being on the back of the chair and I love it. I love her so much. She's great she really is. She's the star of this movie as far as I'm concerned. Yeah for sure. We've got who is it that's that that's that know if it's... Have we met Raff Fines yet? I think he comes out at the beginning of the first course. Okay.

Yes, because he does the loud clap then. Oh right, which is so unnervent. Yeah, it's so funny. So his, all of his chefs are like, um, military style, like shouting in unison, and moving in unison. It's very weird. Have you watched The Bear, speaking of TV shows? I have not. Yeah, it's on the Hulu. Well worth a watch, very entertaining.

And you will find, it's about a Chicago beef sandwich place. Okay. That's run by this guy who was a four-star chef, chef. And everybody says yes chef to him and it's really addictive and you just want to say it. Okay. You just want to be like, yes chef. Yes chef. Yes chef. Okay. You hand me the remote? Yes chef. Yes. Yeah. They're very like regimented in the way that they interact with him. Yes. Yes. And I think at this point, Margo asks Tyler, why he's so into this.

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so I had to turn around on the block. Thanks for coming by and saying hello. Oh yeah, everyone loves when people just drop by a knock on their front door. Everyone loves that. Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll be at your house like 23 hours, leave you the fuck alone. So Tyler's talking about this food being entire ecosystems and all this just like ephemeral nonsense. Yeah.

And it's just... Because the first course is a little rock island with a single scallop on it and then some weeds and dirt. It's so dumb because I would want to eat the rocks. I'm hungry. As Gordon Ramsey has told you many times on Hell's Kitchen and other television programs, okay. Don't put anything on the plate that you don't want people to eat. Oh, does he say that? Oh, does he say that? Yeah. That's remarkably reasonable for him. Yeah, when he's not calling women fat cows, he's saying that. Yeah. Yeah, w w w w w w w w w w w W th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. He's ti. ti. ti. ti. to ti. ti. to ti. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeea theeea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea.'s cool. He's a cool guy. Seems like a real nice guy. Yeah. Doesn't seem to have any anger management issues. No.

So the chef, chef is giving this speech about don't eat, taste, experience. That's like, fuck off. Just fuck yourself so hard. Just fuck yourself. But I think that's exactly what you're supposed to get from that. It's so fucking stupid. He's also one of the many British actors in this movie that is gripping onto an American accent with their entire life and often losing it.

Yeah, but he can kind of do it because he's so, pompous and posh and whatever, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But. He's shames Tyler at this point, too, and I don't remember why. Um, maybe if we're trying to talk to him. Oh, is this when, uh, Oh, no that's the tea later when he's like, was there Bergamont

that? Oh yeah. Yeah. I like when he smacks Margot's hand, yeah. Yeah. I like when he smacks Margo's hand when she's trying to take a picture, or when he's trying to take a to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, or, to, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, they, they... And, they... And, they... And, they. And, try, try, try, try, try, try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. try. to, was, was, was like, was like, was like, try. trying to take a picture, she's like reaching for the food and he smacks her hand. Like this after telling her not to smoke because she'll ruin her palate and like... Never be with a man who tells you not to smoke for that reason. Yeah, unless he's paying your rent that month. But I hope you're never in that situation either.

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Oh, totally. Dog, you can't wait? Totally. Yeah. I can like remember, yes,. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Putting your cigarette down to take a bite. Ugh, those were the days. We're having the cigarette and the fork in the same hand. Yes, you know what? My palate was fine.

I don't remember like there being a big shock of like, oh, I can task I never had that. But I think it's because I was like eating fritos and drinking Mountain Dew, so those players were breaking through the smoke. They're a vibrant, acidic flavor that I think is going to really hit your palette in a way that's going to make you feel like you're playing dungeons and dragons with your friends for 11 hours straight. I don't think you can go to South Africa with the DUI, which is another one of my favorite lines in this movie, said to John Legwizamo. She's trying, uh, Felicity, his, his, his, uh, assistant is trying to get him to show her how he will do a travel food program.

Right. Because she asked him how the food goes, and her food is and goes, eh, he's good. I don't know why he's there. He's like I'm friends with this guy. He's not. No. It's just because he's like a sad dude who wants to show that he's still relevant. I guess. So he's throwing a lot of cash around. Got it. I'm like. He looks sharp in that like suit, vest and t-shirt which is not a look I could pull off. He looks great. I would just look like a dungeon master for hire. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. th. th. It's. th. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. It's. th. It's. It's. th. th. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's put that outfit on. Yeah, there's a line there, isn't there? Yeah. You gotta be a little buff to pull that. Like David Beckham could pull that look off.

Oh, David Beckham could wear whatever he wants though. He could wear a Fredo's bag with a mountaine to him. He'd be like, the mountaine of is always like trying to stop him from talking in public too, where she's like, David, no. He sounds like a rock hit a helium balloon for stuff. And it's just like, the sky's up, huh? He's so stupid. I'm so happy. It's that, that like, thing of proving that you don't have to be smart to be really good at business. Or just hire the right people. Yeah, but he's really good at doing that.

He's really, like, he's dumb enough that he should not have any money. He was really, he's really good, was really, really good at football. He was. Yeah. I mean, you can get a lot of money being a lot of dumb for sports. Sure, but a lot of people make a lot of money in sports and then are working to work work car dealership because they spent all that money. True. Which I would do in a heartbeat. Like I'm not saying anything like I would blow through a million dollars like it was blowing my nose. I wouldn't let you. I've already done it. What do you think that Patriots pull it in every month? One million dollars. Well why didn't you take me to get a breadless breadplate with savory accompaniments? So this comes out the breadless breadplate with it because he gives the speech about how bread is the food of the poor and like flour and water it's the most basic food you can make.

Even though milling flour is not an easy thing to do. No and you also need yeast most usually. You can make it unleaven a flat bread. Sure you can but not the bread. Okay whatever. But like it's just how a bread bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread like bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the bread. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. a flat bread Sure you can but not the bread. Okay, whatever But like it just how I like bread is peasant food and all that stuff and then he's like because you're rich You get no bread. Yeah, he brings them out I guess little dips little dips little dips. Yeah, I would like a plate of little dips. Yeah, I would like a plate of little dips. Yeah, I would like a plate of little dips. I would like a plate of little dips. I would like a the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the plate of like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the plate of like the tip. tip. ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. I ta. I ta. I like like like like like like one. Listen, if they give me the dip and stick, like lemon-flavored sugar stick? It's not lemon-flavored, my dude. It is cardboard-flavered and you're still going to eat it. You're talking about fun dip? A licka-a-funda? Yeah, no, that is not lemon-flavored. There's like a little hint of was smoking too many lemon cigarettes.

Yeah, just kept everything tasting like lemon. Yeah, absolutely. I would do it, yeah. Yeah. And at this point I was like, okay, I'm a little tired of rich people of movies telling me how bad rich people are. Yes. And all the rich people are pissed that they haven't gotten bread. Apparently the restaurant is known for its bread. Yeah. And Lillian says something about making, she's like, I

make my own bread. It's just like very rustic. And she's just doing it so well. She's being this character so well. And he's like, what kind of yeast do you use? And she goes, I make my own yeast from apples. Like, fuck you. So Lillian is a food critic. the guy she's with is her editor or her magazine publisher and he is swinging on her nuts so hard. She's so fantastic. She loves every second of someone swinging on her nuts. And they're like talking about that that scallop dish and she's like it's very a I don't know what she says like to meculent. Yeah to meculent and he. And he's like, it's kind of ocean. And she goes, hmm, to meculine it actually means from the ocean. And he's like, oh, well, that is better.

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I thought it was until I ate their lo'am. Yeah, they're really doing it, yeah. But I've never been inside of only I ordered it. Yeah, don't go in, it ruins it for you. Especially because they also serve sushi and you're like, oh, but how? That's a little hot tip for all you, Pittsburghers. Yeah, don't go in Zen Garden. Do you go in China House, that's fine. But yeah, like, I get it and I don't get it. Like, some friends went to a, like, high-end restaurant that's like very fancy and had like very fancy food. And they had a wonderful time.

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I just put my feet up on the table as I said that. I want to know. Okay, I'm taking this last bite up on the table which are covered in shark slippers. Yeah, dude. They're very beautiful. I have a pair too. No, I'm sorry, I have one because the cat pissed on one of them. No, didn't I get those for you for Christmas?

You did. It was very sweet. One a little asshole. Okay, I ate half of it. I ate a quarter pound of Riesus' cups. And I could, I wanted the record to show that I could keep going, but Alan's face is making me not want to. He's looking at me with pity, and I don't really like that. It's fear.

That I like. That I like. Hmm. At this point we notice, there's an older woman slumped over a chair in the background. Oh yeah. And he, the chef like goes up and kind of mind melds with her for a moment. You're like, what the fuck is this? Oh, when he gives the third course, which is memory. Hmm, a faint sense of longing and regret in the wine. Hmm.

He tells the memory of Taco Tuesdays at his family home growing up. Yes, he says, this is this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is my my my my my my my this is my this is my he says, this is my mother, and you can see she's quite drunk. Which was not unusual. Yeah. And then he tells about his father, who was always quite drunk, and how he used to beat on his mother. Yeah.

Until the night that he stabbed him, that chef stabbed his father with kitchen scissors. In the thigh. And while this is happening, the chefs in the kitchen are preparing a taco, whatever, like they're deconstructed taco. With a chicken thigh. And they put little like pinking, sheer scissors. their nail scissors, yeah. So when he says, stabbed in the thigh,

camera cut to chicken thigh getting stabbed with scissors. And I was like, cute. That's very good. I like that a lot. And then he tells this whole story about how he wishes he'd gone for the throat instead or something like that. And then when he's like, now enjoy your tacos. And like it cuts to Felicity and she's like, I mean what the fuck was She's pretty great. She's pretty great. Yeah. So, also this movie at this point is starting to give me ready or not vibes. Which I think is also a, which is a film that's also rich people, critiquing rich people. Yeah. But I think done a little bit better, a little bit more fun, I guess in its critiques. Yeah, I think it gets going a bit faster for sure. For sure, for sure, and fucking Samara Weaving. Can't beat her.

Like, there's part of me that was like, I like Ana, I like Ana, I like Ana, Taya Tiler Joy. I wish it was Samarrowaving, thiii. So much more enjoyable. Yeah, I really strongly agree. She's such a good, serious comedic actor. Yes. Yeah. She carries the comedy very well. She does. And Ania Taylor Joy, I really want to like her, but in all the movies I've seen her in,

which is the witch, that one crossover we did with Marvel's Marvles. Sure, the new mutants. And this one, she's just been very very very very mean, I think she's fine in the witch, but it's a, she doesn't get a lot to say or do, it's very flat. Yeah, she's just like 12 in the witch. She's very flat in this. I feel like she doesn't get a lot of like,

she doesn't raise her eyebrows once, you know. Well, yeah, that wasn't her fault. Literally everyone was terrible in that movie. Fair enough. So I just want to see her be better, I guess. Yeah. I know people liked her in that, she's in that chess show. Yes, I have not seen that. And I want to see, what is it, last night in Soho? I hear that.

Yeah, that's great. Is that guy a lot. Yeah, I agree, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I think she's also like stunningly beautiful. Like, she's got that going for her. Yeah, so you know, Audrey, you've got that going for you. Yeah, I'm not sure she's happy that you think she has that going for her. I also think she's stunningly beautiful. I also think she has that going for her. So they bring out this food. What's on the tortillas, Alan? Everybody has their personal tortillas that have things printed on them. Like the Tech Bros. Have bank statements for illegal bank accounts, like offshore bank accounts where they're

laundering money through. So fucking funny. How do they print that on there? Was that- They said they were the first time they were doing laser printing on the tortillas. That doesn't change the flavor of the tortillas? Yeah, well, they tasks like lasers now. Okay. What does a laser taste like? Just like when you go to the dentist the senator character, Judith Light, notices that these are like family photos and then of him with a weird, strange woman at dinner, not weird woman.

She didn't have like tentacle arms. She was pretty average otherwise. What are the ah? But I like that she says, and what is this? And he goes, it's a thing for the taco, because he's stupid. So the tech bro is call over Elsa, and she does the fucking best thing ever. What did you do? Because the tech bro was like, what is this? And she goes, it's a tortilla? Tortia.

Tortilla, it's made with flour, or maize. And he's like, no, what are these things in there? And she's like, oh, like, that's proof of you to like doing illegal shit. She says it so calmly, so matter of factly. On Tyler's tortillas are pictures of him taking photos of the food. So they took that photo earlier and then quickly printed it onto a tortilla, which you. that photo earlier and then quickly printed it onto a tortilla which you have to love that made-to-order service. Oh it's so funny yeah and is this where Tyler says do you think chef hates me? Yeah and Margot just keeps being like this

this is weird you're being really weird about it doesn't matter. And he tells her that she's being a child and acting like a child. Yeah I wish you could have seen what her tortillas look like. Well her tortillas were for the other woman who was supposed to be there. Well they were clearly able to do something on the fly. It's true, it's true. It's true, it's thrown the scenes from the new mutants. Yes, they should have be something that makes you the tmo. Yeah, it's supposed ss ss ss sshshshshshshshshshshshshsh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, their their their their their their their their s, their s, their s, th, th, the, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thea thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thea, the the the away from the table at this point. And just starts smoking. Yeah and also follows her and she's like, can I help you? I love smoking where you're not allowed to smoke. Do you? I do. Is that surprise you? No? No. No, you're a real ba-a-ba-no. I'm not. I just love smoking in the bathroom in high school. Oh damn. Yeah, I was a big fan. thin.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to smoke smoking. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I thooooooooooooooooooooooo. I th. I big fan. Very cool. You're a cool guy. I'm fucking the coolest of the cool. With my undercut and go tea, I was very cool.

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I've heard that for Parliament. Really? Yeah. Because that's my now cigarette. I mean, not that I'm smoking now, don't tell anybody. Parliament late 100s, I mean, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the the the the the the the the the the their their. 100s, I mean it's the same price you get more cigarette. Like why would you not? Plus they have that little antechamber in the filter. I love the anti-chamber. Slut-butts. Slut-butts. So she's in the bathroom. Yeah. And chef comes in and locks the bathroom door behind him, which is really fucking scary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like, oh god. And demands to know why she's not eating. Why don't you eat?

That wounds me. Yeah. It's like, oh, this insecure piece of shit, right? Yeah. 100%. And she does an awesome thing, which is get up in his face and goes, would you get the fuck out of my way? I guess she's had to be assertive before.

A little bit, yeah. And I would say, for her acting skills, she pulls that off super well, and I would have gotten the fuck out of her way. Yeah, there you go. When we go back to the dining room, Chef, the chef introduces us to Sue Chef, I wrote down Jeremy London. That can't possibly be right. with London. So, so close. He's, you know, Jason Confused, or maybe his brother was, I'm not sure.

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Yeah. This makes no sense to me. But it's that aspiration. He has the aspiration to be this great chef. It'll never be great. Yeah, but you know, shoot for the moon and you'll... But Katie, he does shoot for the moon. Sometimes you hit your head on the ceiling. Unfortunately, he goes through the back of his own head. Yes, he shoots himself in the mouth and lands on the tarp set up on the floor.

Yeah. Whoa. I did not see that coming and I was very excited about it. And everyone's freaking out, but Lillian is like, it's such a great show. She's like, this is what he does. It's part of the menu. So the guests are all freaking out and then they get served bone marrow and vegetables? Yeah. And the description of the food says bone marrow and vegetables and RIP Jeremy Loudon. And he shouted them eat and he's a tellip Jeremy Loudon. And he shouted them eat even though he's a previously told him not to eat which is a little bit offensive. Well she says that to him she's like why even you eating and she goes because they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they they they they're they they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. I th. to te. te. te. tole. te. te. te. te. to to the. thee. thee. the. the Well, she says that to him. He's like, why even you eating? And she goes, because you told us not to eat.

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And he's like, what? And she goes, OK, choose for him. What the fuck, dude? So they cut off his ring finger. His wedding ring finger. And John Liguezama goes, oh, I can't do a hostage thing. And the whole time, Tyler is just eating. He's just eating, he's such a dick. Oh, and at this point, the chef wants to see Margo in the kitchen.

Right, he says, you are, I've served many Margos and you are not a Margo. The fuck does that mean? Well, if you were more of a foodie, you'd understand. I guess, am I, I mean, if you look at me, am I a katy? I thought you were a margo for the longest time. Yeah, I mean, it's confusing. Yes, you're nothing but a Katie. I don't get.

I don't get. There's a lot of Katie's out. So she has this conversation with him. It's very coded somehow, where he's like, you're with us or you're with them. Yeah. And it's like, are they all just bad people and she needs to prove that she isn't? Or like, what is his... Why is he allowing her this leeway that he's not allowing the other guests? Because they're all takers and she's a server. Okay. He wants her to make that the distinction in her own

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was there Bergamont there? Fucking God. While she was out smoking, we saw a guy carrying angel wings. Right. And so now we meet their angel investor. Oh my god, this is so dumb. He's the boss of the tech guys. Yeah. And he's suspended above the water wearing the angel wings. Uh-huh. Because he's an angel investor. And apparently it's because he's asked for substitutions at Hawthorn, the restaurant? He does this, likeutions at Hawthorne, the restaurant. He does this, like, chef does this whole like,

there are no substitutions at Hawthorne, and it gives you like big, no wire hangers ever vibes, you know? Yeah. This was one of the low points in the movie for me. Yeah. Like, it felt very, um, what's one of the movies we've done where they just keep setting up various elaborate murders? Uh, saw. Saw? Or even one of the scream movies? You know, you're like, when did you do this? Yeah, sure.

And what is the pool he attached to? Because he appears to just be like out over the water? I get that, Alan, but they do slowly lower him into the water. Yeah, that's Jesus. Oh, yeah. Maybe St. Peter, maybe he like... I mean Jesus can delegate. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. All right. Well, you know. So they lower Doug into the water. Doug. Doug. Yeah. Folling angel Doug is now getting dunked. And that's it. He just goes under and we're like, well, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. Yeah, that's. that's. that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it, he just goes under and we're like, well, see you later. There's a good bloop of wire that comes up. Yep. Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah, yeah. She was sexually harassed, I guess by the chef, or she says, chef tried to fuck me. Okay, yeah. Maybe I misread that as, yeah. She tried to fuck me twice. But he kept me around and wouldn't make eye contact with me for eight months. Right.

But she continues to work for him. Yeah. And he allows her to stab him in the thigh, which is weird. It doesn't seem to affect him at any other point in the movie, so, okay. It's just little scissors. Yeah, I guess so. I don't know, Alan. I feel like if I stabbed you in the thigh. I can go get a little scissors. Go get out. Let me stab you in the thigh. You have to let me also eat that reason peanut buttercum. Put that away.

That's a huge knife. It's a huge knife. That would kill you. That would kill you in minutes. What is wrong with you? What isn't? I don't know. So they hug it out and she stabs him in the leg.

And the chef apologizes to her. Yeah. And they offer all the males folly part of this is they offer, or man's folly, they offer all the male people at the restaurant the chance to run. A 45 second head start in which they all take except for Tyler. When John Legosamo hands his coat to Felicity, I feel like he should have gotten a stand to go. Yeah. Maybe just like hold this. Like he's going into the mosh pit. And the senators, like, uh, stumbling around, missing a finger, like, this blood-covered bandage on his hand, and he says to his wife, I'll send for help first thing. You're like, fuck off, you're getting anywhere. The chefs are so psyched to hunt them down.

They are the buffest chefs that have ever existed. They are very buff. I mean, I guess there's not much else to do but lift weights and cook. It's like prison in there. Prison chef. Prison chef. I'm on Fox this summer. Honestly.

They have to also like dance in front of a panel of judges, you know. That's all I'm sure is on network television. I mean after Milf Manor like all bets are off. What is Milf Manor? A joke on 30 Rock and also a television show. Wait, wasn't it really their moms or something? I think so. Okay. Yeah. No brother. John Lake Wazamo pops a hammy while he's trying to run away, which also was very funny. Yeah. I'd like to think he was improving all of this. Yeah, I honestly, he's fantastic in this movie. Yeah, he's really funny. So they end up, they all get caught and taken, the women are all just sitting around

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And John Lik was almost as to his assistant. They're like having this confession where she's like, I've been stealing money from you. And he's like, I know. And she's like, I know, I know because you've caced me on me. He goes, I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony. I know, you ccede me on it. Oh man, that's really funny. I would love to have watched their movie, the two of them.

They were so good together. They were so good together. Oh, when all the ladies are having dinner together, or they're having their little meal together and drinking wine, this is where we learn that Margot's real name is Aaron and she's from Brockton, Massachusetts. Right. And I expect her to go like full Southie at this point, just turn into a Walburg. That would be great. She just drops the whole thing. She doesn't. And we learn. We learn th. We learn th. We learn the th. We learn the th. We learn th. We learn th. We learn th. We learn the th. We learn th. We learn th. We learn. We learn th. We learn the the th. We learn drops the whole thing. She doesn't. She doesn't. And we learn at this point that

Tyler knew they were all, all the guests were going to die. He's been invited like way in advance. Yeah, he's been corresponding with the chef. Right. And the chef told him that everyone's going to die. And he just kept like, he invited not one, but two people to join him at this dinner. Yeah. What a shit bag bag. th. th. th. th. Yeah, like. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeeeeeea. theea. thea. theea. thea. theea. thea. they they the. this dinner. What a shit bag. When Margo goes over the table to fight him, I was like, hell yeah, girl. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, you're a mutant, you can do it. So Tyler has to cook a meal now for the chef because he's such a food

and he loves food so much. No, he says, yes, yes. They give him a chef's jacket and he's like, ah-ah- And then he makes the most pedestrian bullshit food Yeah, of leek shallets, butter and lamb. Yeah, I mean I'd eat it. And when they show like what the food is, it just says Tyler's bullshit. Tyler's bullshit.

And the chef says to him, you are why the mystery has been drained from our art. My dude. My dude. My dude. And then he whispers something else to him. And Tyler takes off his tie and walks out of the room. Yeah. When's the next, but not in the Lionel Ritchie style. Tyler does. He hangs himself and then Margo gets the smoke house key because she has to bring back

a barrel? Yes, but you also get the impression that the chef wants her to see what his living situation is. So she gets into his house after she kills, or no, she gets to his house and then she's confronted with Elsa. Right. She gets to his house and then she's confronted with Elsa. But what she sees in the house is that he lives in a reproduction of the restaurant. So weird. So, and it's just like, yes, thank you movie.

This was for all the people who didn't get it, that a chef's work never stops and they're always in their restaurant. Right. And then we also see this like framed picture from a newspaper clipping of him, like flipping burgers at a, is the employee of the month at a diner and he's just got this big stupid grin on his face and she's like, this is how I'll defeat him. Because we see like a string of pictures of him and they're all him looking pissy and miserable. And the only one where he's smiling is this one where he's flipping burgers in like Iowa.

Yeah. But, yeah. So we cut back to the dining room and he's telling everybody why they deserve to die. And the reason for John Legosamo is I saw the film calling Dr. Sunshine and I did not enjoy it. My one day off. And seeing your face right now haunts me. And John Lake was almost says to him regarding his assistant, well what about her? And he says, where did you

go to college? And she says, Brown? And he says student loans. And she says no. And he goes, I'm sorry, you're dying. Which is also very funny. There are some very funny moments in this black comedy. Very dark movie. So while after Mar- so Margo kills Elsa. Yeah, such a bummer. Wanted Elsa to make it to the end. I mean, only one of them could live.

It's true. Yeah, but I'm Team. Yeah, you know, I really was too. Margo gets to a radio. Yes. And she calls for help. Calls the Coast Guard. Coast Guard shows up. Yeah, Dale. Mm-hmm. Dail. Oh, also when Elsa and Margo are fighting, Margo hits her with the Paco Jet. Yes, she does. She does. Also, at some point, the chef quotes Martin Luther King Jr. And someone's like, did he just quote, am I okay? And then, yes.

That's the funniest fucking thing in the movie because it's the people of color that are like, did he just? And like, John Longus almost says that, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, th, the thi, the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th says, the, the, theat, theat, thro.eat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, thi. thha-ha-ha-ha. Oh. So the Coast Guard shows up. I love this, how they all think they're saved by the Coast Guard guy. It's really good. Coast-guy guy, like, he's gonna leave and then he pulls a gun after John Legozamo signs an autograph where he actually writes Help Us. Yeah. And then the gun is a lighter. The gun is a lighter.

And the Coast Guard guy. Is in on it? Yeah, but which is funny because, like, I meant to, I've watched this twice, and I meant to remember, but I forgot to, to see if he was in the kitchen the whole time to see if this was just like a commentary on people not knowing who's bringing them their food. Oh damn. So they wouldn't even notice that the guy who they're hoping to save him has been here the whole time. Oh yeah. For me it's a white men and I have hard time telling them apart but that's fine. Sure, sure sure. It's not if you're thi th. It's th. It's's why I keep this big Santa Claus beard because you're like, is it Ellen or is it Santa?

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They're the same people who would say, their tellure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Margot sees her opportunity to escape by saying that there's no love in the chef's food. Yes. And he's like, this is ridiculous. We always cook with love, don't we?

Yes, chef. Which is just very like, yes, sense! It's very good. And she's basically like, well, if you think that, you're kidding yourself. And she's like, because I'm still hungry. Yeah. Or I think she says I'm still fucking hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd really like a cheeseburger. Right. He does this whole fucking thing with a cheeseburger. You have to watch it. Look like a good cheeseburger. Oh, I eat the fuck out of that cheeseburger. I'll take a cheeseburger over an emulsified mist of piss or whatever they're serving. Seriously. I mean, I'll I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'll I'll like, I'll th th you I'll you I'll th you I'll th th th th th th th th th think I'll think I'll think I'll th think I'll th th like like like like like like I'll th like I'm like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll the. I'll the fuck out of that cheeseburger. I'll take a cheeseburger over an emulsified mist of piss or whatever they're serving. Seriously. I mean, I'll take a cheeseburger almost over almost anything.

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, he makes her cheeseburger. And then she takes a bite of the cheeseburger. And this I found very funny because, as we all know, Anu Taylor Joey is a woman who has very big eyes. They take up a third of her face. She's big-eyed, yeah. So she says, my eyes are actually bigger than my stomach. After she takes a bite, and I said, yeah, there they are.

Rood. She says, can I take the rest of this to go? And they come over with a takeout box, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, to to to to to to to to to to to to. So, the, the, to to to to. So, to. So, to. So, the, the, the, they. So, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their... So. So, they. So, their. So, their. So, they. th. th. th thi. thi. to to th to says, to to to say, to says, to to to to to to they. they. they. th their. So, th th because no way does this restaurant have takeout boxes. How do you put a mist of the tacoub box? Also like I'm sorry did you only eat half your scallop and you're going to have the rest tomorrow morning? No. Can I take the rock with me? I'm just going to try to recreate this tomorrow while I'm like hung over standing next to my refrigerator. I'm going to microwave that rock. So, he's like, of course, and he has this light bulb moment of like, oh, I can let her go now. Yes, and he does. Yeah, and she gets a gift bag as well. She gets a gift bag and goes and gets in the coat.

You know what, though? There is a Coast Guard boat because she takes it. So maybe, I mean, like, he came in, he like left. He did see him come in the boat. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, th. the, thi, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she. th. th. th. the, and she. the, and she. And, and she. And, and, and, and, and, the, and, the, the, and, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. he. the, and, and, the, the, they did see him come in the boat. Oh man, I do want to know that if he was in it, yeah. And I love this scene where she's like getting on her coat and she looks back and Judith Light looks at her and waves are handed her to go. Yeah, she's slightly hesitant. I did like that from Judith Light. So what's the final course? Well, okay, first they look in their gift bags and they're full of Doug Varic's fingers for some reason. Okay. The final course is an elevated version of a campfire favorite. They come out with these marshmallow vests that they put on everybody. They put grahamcracker gums all over the floor. Yeah. They put these little chocolate grums all over the floor. Yeah. They put these little chocolate like Shriner caps on them. Holy shit. He goes into this thing about smores being an assault on the senses and blavity, blavity, blivity, and then he's explaining to them that they're all going to

be to be turned into smores and die. And it seems like everyone is now just on. Yeah, let's do this these these these these these these these these these these these these these their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their ch their ch their chococococococococococ. They's their chocch theirchocolate theirch chocolate their chocch chocolate the little ch- ch-ch chocolate the little ch-ch chocolate the little ch-ch chocolate the little ch the little ch the little ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their ch their their their their their their their their their little their little ch-c. They're their little chocucolip chocucol. They're their chocucolip chocucol. Chocucolip. Chocucolip. Theymoors and die, and it seems like everyone is now just on. They're like, yeah, let's do this. They just probably wanted to be over at this point, you know? So he says something about having asbestos hands, reaches into like a brazier, pulls out of some coals? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you do? Real, Maryberry. . Real, uh, Mary Barry, uh, real Mary Barry, Mary Barry would never. She has asbestos hands though,

she pulls like racks of stuff out of the oven without any mitts on. Maryberry wouldn't hurt a fly. And he, uh, he blows the whole thing up. Yeah, well, they also put down a giant, marshmallow torches. Yes, and as there, we see all of the characters, like the marshmallow vests browning and the chocolate hats starting to melt. And some of them are saying thank you. Yes, thank you, chef.

And the staff in the kitchen has turned all the gas on without turning on the burners. Yes, the whole thing blows up. And the last dish, like the smore, chocolate, marshmallow, grammell, and marshmallow, and marshmallow, and marshmallow, and ca, and ca, and ca, and ca, and ca, and ca, and the the the the they., and they., and they. the they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. they. the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, so. thi, so. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. th. they. thi. the, so. the. the. the. the. the. the. the thea. thea. So. So. So, somea. So, somea. So. So, somea. And that, my friends, is the movie. Well, we end on Margot Eating or Cheeseburger on the boat, watching this all burn. That's right. That is the menu. What do you think of the menu? I liked it.

Okay. Let me start with that. I liked it. Yeah, I thought it was a fun movie. It's fine. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. th th th th that that th that that that th th that that th that th that that that that that that that that that tho thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I was losing th. I was losing th. I was losing th. I was losing th. I was losing th. I was losing th Ray Fines is a phenomenal actor. I think all the acting was really good. I was stoked to see Judith Light. Yeah. Elsa. Elsa was amazing. I would watch her movie whatever that movie is anytime. All of the like subsidiary characters I would have watched their movies. Yeah. Yeah. Jermy London. Elsa? John Likwizamo and Felicity. I would not watch the Tech Bros. No. No, I don't. I the. I the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was. Felicity? I would not watch the Tech Bros. Maybe.

No, I don't need to say that. I watched like two seasons of Silicon Valley. That was enough. That's just Silicon Valley. Yeah. But without like Camel Nanjani. Oh, when he got real ripped, though? Oh really? I only watched the first few seasons. And they didn't discuss it. What did you think of it? I really enjoyed it.

I like anything that makes rich people seem stupid. I like anything that makes gatekeeping things look bad, because I think that's a bad thing. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was funny. It was like darkly humorous. I thought the premise was a little like, you know, he has to kill these people because they have made him not enjoy his job or his art. And it's like, okay, fucking guy, you know, like, it's a little silly. It's a little silly and I feel like they were trying

to, there's an element of trying to make him, not sympathetic to the audience, but like, to make us understand why he's doing it. they.... And they. And, they. A. they. I. I. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I, thi. I, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I is is is, they. I is, they. I is, they. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, to, toe. I'm, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, the audience, but like to make us understand why he's doing it, but at no point do you actually understand in that you can see it from his perspective. You just can't see it from his perspective. Because he chose that profession and then the people wanted to eat it, and you can't be mad at them for that. Yeah, and according to the photographs, the only time he found joy in it was when he was flipping burgers. Yeah, so maybe just the the the the the the the the th, th, th, the only time you found joy in it was when he was flipping burgers. Yeah, so maybe just have stayed there. Yeah, just cook the burgers of the diner, it's fine. No shame of being a diner chef. No, dude. But I really enjoyed it.

I'm gonna give it a nine. I had a great time. I had a great time. Would watch again. Yeah. . Yeah.. I'm, I. I. I. I..................................................................................... to... to................. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the................................................................................................................................................ half this episode so who's rude anyway? Why the Lord gave his phones. Yeah. Katie. And what a lord he is. Yes. You know what else you're going to enjoy? What? This email that we received from a listener? Okay. Hi friends. It's Nathan from Utah.

I left a voicemail a couple days back and I just want to first of all apologize for the disaster that was that was th th th th th th th th th th th th th the disaster th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus. What thus. What thus. What to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thooooooooooooo the disaster that was, um, that. It was a mess. I didn't hear this voicemail. It was fine. Was it a mess? Let's be honest with Nathan. I mean, be honest with him. Was it a mess?

Please forget it ever happened. Oh. Well, we're going to play it. We're not dating me. It was fine. . Yeah, it was fine. People are so self, we gotta get rid of the voicemail. People are so self-conscious about it. I kind of enjoyed it, I think it's endearing. Yeah, okay.

So I'm gonna try again through email because I'm less anxious that way. Isn't, isn't anxiety just so fun, question mark? It isn't, and I'm sorry you feel that way, because I feel that way too. Hi Nathan from Utah. You guys are absolute jewels. Absolute what now? Jules. You say that word funny? I say jewels funny?

Jules? How do you say it? Jules? Jules? Like that little lady with the crazy teeth that sang those yodeling songs. Who will share of your show? I had her book of poetry. It was bad. You did not. Someone gave it to me.

I think my nana bought it for me. Fuck off. I think you like poetry, right? I think she thought it was nice. I think so too. But it was not. It was bad. Bad bones.

You put your PJs on. Jewel. Jew. Jew. Jew. I don't know. Okay. Go on.

I'm sorry. thea's. You guys are absolute Jewels. Jewels. Jewels. Jewels. I adore listening to you every day. Every day.

Now that I have listened to all the episodes of movies that I have already watched, I've now started watching the movies and listening to the episodes afterwards, whatever I can, and it's been a fucking blast. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, enjoy the God Monster of Indian Fletts. If you can fucking firown. We were like or we're running I were horses that need to be shot

I never would have watched these movies so it wasn't for you guys and it's like I'm watching them with my best friends. Oh Nathan. I have started to go, oh, Katie's gonna hate that or Alan is gonna Freak and love these practical effects I love the both insightful reviews then downright hilarious reviews you two give please never stop. Only one one of us dies as we've agreed blood packed, blood oath and oath. Blood jewels. Blood jewels. Jewels. Jules. Go on. Life really does suck sometimes with a dose of where will famulates each day. I think maybe we're an apple. I think just... Or an anti-depressant, my goodness. Just maybe? Maybe? Maybe we can make it with our Saturday or maybe without our Saturday. Either way it's better with you guys.

Oh Nathan, thank you so much. Nathan has a movie recommendation. I would like to recommend, or if I could give one recommendation on a movie, it would have to be Possum from 2018. Ooh, I don't know that. It's not the best horror movie I've ever seen, but it has some damn good spookery, and I'd love to get your opinion. I believe it's directed by the guy is Garth Marengay. If you're familiar with that, yeah. He's Dark Place?

Yeah, I believe he is the guy who wrote and directed that. Oh, we should put that on the list. Yeah, yeah. Thanks again for everything you do. I don't think there's really, I don't think you really fine. Never change. Nathan, heart emoji. Well, Nathan, I'm a quarter pound heavier, but other than that, doing all right. Thank you so much for writing that.

That really needs a lot to me. It was really sweet. Also, I have a very sore throat. Do you think that's from the Reese? Yeah, you've got to record another episode. Well, we we of here. Well, what are we gonna record next week? Next week, we're gonna do a little film called a Chinese ghost story from 1987. Holy fucking shit, though. This was my request that we do this movie.

I think a listener also requested it at some point. I feel like I've seen it. I've seen a recommendation for this in the past. This movie goes to places that you and I can never fucking imagine. No, but we're gonna talk about them. Yeah, we are. All right, let's do that next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, get at us on the internet. You can be a patron at patron at patron.com back slash, tfaulam. tb. You can buy a merch te. Yeah, link Tree, baby! Join us on the Discord. Uh, Twitter, don't, if you have, if you have complaints, leave them on Facebook, otherwise, just fuck yourself. Um, because I do not want to see them elsewhere. That's it.

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