Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 418- The Nun (2018)

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

In this week's episode, we're back to the Wan-iverse with the 2018 supernatural horror film "The Nun." Special topics for your consideration include: a case of mistaken identity, rewriting The Replacements lyrics to be about prayer, an extremely graphic depiction of the monetization of this film, and even more controversial opinions that will likely alienate our listenership! Did you miss our episodes on "The Conjuring" series? They are Episode 96 (the OG) and Episode 33 (the sequel). And for good measure, why don't you also listen to Episode 303- "Insidious" because I am half-sure they are all the same movie? Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month. It's "Crank" month, bay-bee! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

What do you mean she wasn't supposed to be Lorraine Warren? What do you mean she wasn't supposed to be Lorraine Warren? No! She's... What? Look, I don't know much about Lorraine Warren. Don't know much about Lorraine, Warren. Other than she's a ghoul. Other than she's a ghoul and was married to a ghoul. Yeah. I guess I thought maybe she wanted to become a nun at some point and dipped her toes in the water and then maybe quit.

I don't... Is this entirely based on the fact that the main female lead in this movie is played by Lorraine Warren's younger sister, Tisa Warren. And they look so similar. They have such similar features. Yeah, but she looks like, is it Tesa? I think so, that's how it's spelled. Yeah, she looks like, I was like, oh this woman is what? 19? I think she's like in her early 20s. She's 28? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th. Is a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th? Is? Is? Is? Is the the the the the th? Is the th? Is the the th? Is th? th? th? th? th. th. thi. the. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.'s spelled. Yeah, she looks like I was like oh this woman is what 19? I think she's like in her early 20s. She's 28. Is she? She's 28 fucking years old? No she's not. She wasn't 28 and 2018 but she's 28 currently. Okay. So whatever from she was like 25, 24? 23, 24? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I guessed. Yeah. But she looks like a little baby child. Yeah, she does have a baby look about her. Yeah. But she, I really do think she looks so much like her sister. Oh for sure. So what are they doing trying to make me think that's Lorraine Warren? I could

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think you get desensitized to it? Sorry, I'm hung up on pile of cum. Well if of cum. Well, if it's dollar bills, it's going to make a pile, right? How would you describe it? Earning every bit of our explicit tech. You're welcome. A puddle of pills, of course. A puddle of pills? Bills, puddle of bills. No, I'm going with pile. It's. Nah, I'm going to Pile. It's a Pile of Cum. Welcome to our podcast, Puddle of Come. Nope, Pile of Cumb. D. D. D. D. That's not Puddle of

Come, is it? That's disturbed, maybe? You think it of Puddle of Mudded? Two D's. D. D's. That's not, if you put a gun to my head, I could not give you a puddle of mud song. No, no. I think we've done movies with puddle of mud songes in them in the past. I'm absolutely sure they were in the Alia Vampire movie. Or, I feel like Ghost Ship had some puddle of mudded at it. Yeah, yeah. I remember getting some pushback because we made fun of new metal on that. How fucking... Ha! Of course we did! Push away, you ding-ongs.

Can I read you my first two notes on this movie? Please. Fuck the Warrens. They're fucking ghouls. And second, Warrens. And second, Hour and 38. Nice. Nice. I hate that I hate Patrick Wilson because he's Ed Warren. So like when he shows up in other things, I'm like, fuck you. You know what I mean? But you don't do that with Vera Farmija.

No, I find her very beautiful. And I will let beautiful people get away with it. She's lucky, she's pretty. She was an orphan. Yeah, I didn't even like her in that, really. Not in the far superior orphan, the first one. Oh my god, orphaned First Blood. Julia Stiles, oh I love that movie. Did I love that movie? Yeah, that movie was fucking amazing.

That movie was 2,000 percent better than it ever should have been. Exactly. I feel like maybe people didn't give it enough of a chance because of how shitty the first one was. Yeah, but like go to it, you can't understand what's about to happen in this movie. She's on her knees the warrens. Like, they are not good people. No.

We've been through this. We've talked about them enough. Does anybody ever written with defense of the warrants to us? I don't know. No, I'm sure they just stop listening when we should talk the warrants, of course. Should we explain why they're terrible? Would you like to do that for anyone who doesn't know? They're people who prey upon like other people's hardships and and use the sort of edifice of religion to pry money from people.

They don't take money from the people that they're supposedly helping, but they definitely write books and do book tours and do speaking engagements and that's how they made their money. Yeah. Off of this fucking ghoulish thing of like manipulating people into thinking these things that they are having psychological issues, familial issues, whatever it might be, into being like, this is not your fault, this is demonic possession. Right. Which is not helping anyone. Right. And I think it's really manipulative. I don't know if you've gotten this from us or not.

We're not big fans at the church. We're not really religious, no. I'm going as far as to say, I'm kind of anti. Yeah, I'm gonna say, Hail Satan. No, even that's stupid. Yeah, exactly. But like, they're just like, their goals. They pray on people's hardships and I'm not a fan. Enriching themselves on the pain of others.

Yeah. Yeah. And they put up this like barrier of like, we don't charge the families that we do these things for. They're basically like, go fund meing. They're. They're. They're. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're they. They're they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. the. the. theat. theat. theat. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th put up this like barrier of like, we don't charge the families that we do these things for. They're basically like, go fund meing, their bad behavior, but they're dead now, so that's okay. Exactly. They can't get, if there's a hell they are burning in it. And I'm not saying there is. No, no. I'd go as far as to say, there isn't.

There isn't. There isn't. There isn't. There isn't. There isn't. No. Although with my luck. Oh you got Satan tattoos on your forearm, guess where you're going, buddy? Yeah. St. Peter's not gonna like that one bit. No. God ends here. Low, lull, lo, lull, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo! Okay. You're a raised Catholic, yes? I was. God ends? There's a place where God can't be? I mean, that's not what I was taught. I was not that he was watching you all the time. Yeah. Like when you're jerking it or doing your homework or taking a big shit at the grocery store. He's watching you all the time and he needs to be reminded that you love him constantly. He needs so much validation. He's an abusive high school boyfriend. Yeah. I die for you. Dude. Tell me you love me. Tell me you. Okay, I love you. It's my fault. I'm sorry. No other gods. No other gods. No, just you. Just you. I promise. Amen. So we got these two nuns at a lottery. I feel the last two the gods the gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods gods the gods the gods the gods the gods the gods the gods the gods the gods the gods. No the gods. No the gods. No the gods. No the gods. No the the the the the the the the the the the the the the gods. No the gods. No the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. promise. Amen. So we got these two nuns at a lottery. Oh I feel like

the last two episodes we have alienated so many people. Sorry. I'm sorry. If it's too rough I'll cut some of it when I look back. Sure it isn't. So we see these two nuns at a nunnery castle. Uh-huh. It's enormous. It looks like hogwarks. Yes, when they do the like drone shots of it, you're like, nuns live there? For what? And also, why aren't there any windows? Why? Great question. So we see these two nuns and they're going to a door that says, uh, in, I don't know what language. It's a Latin. It says, God ends here. L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-A-L, according to my nose. Like, but, but why?

I don't know. And beyond this point is like, devil stuff. Yeah, they have, so these two nuns, they have a relic, one says to the other, will the relic truly save us And the other's like you gotta believe kid like Mick from the Rocky franchise You fight like a goil and when they are in this god-free zone. Mm-hmm the people who make these movies fucking love a floor the the the people who make these movies fucking love a fog the floor like it's insane. It's up. It's their, it's their, it's they. It's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they're they they they they're they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their they're they're machine like they cannot get enough of fog on the floor like it's insane it's up to their hips what are the atmosphere conditions of this castle and it's constantly generating fog all of these

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So this nun has to kill herself now, I guess. Right, because the nun who gets jerked off... Puddle of Come. Is that better? Pile. I was trying to make it more accessible for you. For the kids. And she says, the evil needs a vessel.

And then it gets jerked away. And the other nun's like, uh-uh. I'm gonna jump out a window and hang to myself. And she sure does. Yeah. Yeah. And an upside-down crucifix, Jesus burns. Why?

I don't know. OK. Because, like, that's spooky, right? It's spooky. I mean, I guess. And this is one of those instances where I'm like, oh, am I, if I were religious, would I be scared of this? Probably, or at least if you weren't real familiar with the troops of all of these movies, you'd be like, wow, that's weird.

Because, like, the exorcist is still creepy to me. Sure. I don't buy into any of the mythology of it. Sure. But it's creepy. It's a creepy movie. Yeah. So well-acted, though. Oh, yeah. It's got Fonseedow in it. There's no bad movies with Max Fon Cedale.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't think on strange. So then we get this fucking dollar bin Kirkland signature Ryan Felipe. She was of it. Oh, I wrote, this guy looks very familiar, but he might also just look French. You're right, he is bunco Ryan Felipe. Still hunky, though. Oh yeah, I mean, being a bunco Ryan Felipe just means you're a good looking dude. You're good looking dude. And he finds the dead nun who when he finds them, they're covered in crows. And then like he's like, oh shit, what's that? And it falls down

all the news? It's like, what are we doing here, movie? What are we doing here, movie? We cut to a council of church elders. Yeah. And they're talking to father Anthony Burke who's pretty fucking Hispanic for being named Anthony Burke that's all I'm gonna say. And one of the bishops is tires from Spaced if you ever watched Space. I did watch Spaced. The Raver friend. Oh my god. I didn't know that.

He's also the, uh, like the one assassin guy from the kill list. He's also on like a ton of other, he's on Luther the television program. I do remember him being on Luther. Yeah. But he's, yeah, he's tires from space. Oh, I did not catch him. Because I just said, ah, tires is a bishop. One of them says to father Anthony Burke, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. to, thi. thi. to, to, to, to, to, to thi. to to to to, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the, he. the the the the, the the, the tod. to. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the, he's Father Anthony Burke, in this albeit rare instance, we feel we are not the ones with the secret.

You're like, what is this supposed to say here? Like, is the movie being like wink, nudge, nudge, we know the Catholic Church is terrible but we're making these movies anyway? Yeah, 100%. Oh, okay. It's the bureaucracy that's terrible. The source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source source is wonderful. I mean, no.

It's got a real APAB kind of vibe to it. All Priester Basters. Okay, except for Father Anthony Burke. Who is Mexican? Like, he's a Mexican actor with a pretty strong accent. And I don't understand why they didn't just make him be Hispanic? Well, then how would anyone identify with him? Oh, God.

Okay. Right. I mean, I can't imagine. Can't imagine. It's unheard of to have a Latin priest. A Spanish speaking priest. I mean, where... They don't practice Catholicism in Mexico, I will tell you that much. Or South America, or Latin America, or Central America, or Spain.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, Il Papa, the Pope speaks Spanish. I like how you've spelled it out. Speaking of spelling it out, this movie. I do have the note cool image of a hanging nun. Is it? It looked cool. She looked cool. Yeah, fine.

I will say, like, aesthetically, this movie is very pleasing. Strong disagree. The nun, the woman who is being the nun is so striking looking. Yeah. The nun itself kind of looks terrible. You're talking about Bonnie Arons? I guess. Oh, that lady. She's got a great nose.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And they don't tell him why. And they don't tell her that he's going to be coming for her, but it's a little farmyja. It's... I didn't know there were junior nuns. Oh yeah, that's real.

Okay. My boy, yeah. You get to try on being a nun for a little while. Is that true? Yeah, for a couple weeks or months or so. Maybe years. It might be like years actually. All right.

Yeah. Got a really commit to marrying Jesus. For sure. So Father Anthony Burke is like the detective of the priesthood. Yes, if you have seen the show evil, he is the plot of that show. Have you seen that show? No. It doesn't sound good though. It's okay. I was going to say he was giving me good Grant Chester vibes. He's the priest you're going to grab to try and solve crimes. There you go. Although that's Anglican and not. It that's that's the thian that's that's the thian that's thian that's thian that's the thian thian that's the thian thian that's the thian the the the thi the thi thi the the the thi thi thi the thi the the the the the the the the the thi the the thi. the the the the the detective the detective the detective the detective the detective the detective the the the the the the thian the the thian thian thian thian. It thian. It thian. It thian. It's thian. It's thian. It's thian. It's thananananananananananan is than an thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th vibes. He's the priest who's going to grab to try and solve crimes. There you go.

Although that's Anglican and not Catholic. And that's very different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess. It is, and I'm still confused as to why. I know there was a schism in the church. So Detective Priest goes to get the younger Farmesea and is like, hey, we're like a duo now. And she was like, oh, okay, I guess I'm going.

Oh, so it's 1952. It's 1952, and they are headed to Romania. Yeah. Where they are going to meet up with the French guy who found the body of the non-hanging. Mm-hmm. What's that. He's French Canadian. French Canadian. He's a real schmoozer. Yeah. He's trying to mack it to Sister Irene. Real honey, real horny for that junior nun. Yeah. Good thing she hasn't taken her vows yet.

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The French guy explains to them that they are in the backwoods of Romania as if we didn't actually understand that ourselves, we're looking at it. We're seeing, we're riding around on like a horse cart. And it's beautiful. And there's like comedy beats in this movie where they're like, all right, we're gonna go over here so they pack their bags into a truck that starts to drive away and he's like,

but we're taking this horse. Yes. Like, Fring, Frig, Frig, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, thi, th. And, thi, th. the, thi, th. thi, thi, the. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. Andthis thing. But-da-da-da-da-da-d-fraud. So he tells them that he put the nun in the ice house. Right, well, while they're on the cart, they're doing the crossword. Yeah, Father Anthony Burke is doing the crossword. But he never, he only gets like six answers. He is so bad at the crossword. And his question is like the the the L in it, what the male person is responsible

for. And Sister Irene's like, deliveries? And he's like, ah, you've had such a knack for the crossword. And for some unknown reason, deliveries turns back up in this movie. It's literally just to remind him of what French he says? Katie. Alan, ready. You raised Catholic. I was. Why in Romania is that sign in English? Ah, no a blow English. No. No. No, a blow English. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the the door sign in this.nery is in Latin, but this one is in English. Yeah. And golden bust. Also everybody speaks English there. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean in the film, not IRL. In 1952, Backwoods, Romania.

The locals say that this abbey is a cursed place but still seem to have like a trade. not IRL, in 1952, Backwoods, Romania. The locals say that this abbey is a cursed place, but still seem to have like a trade agreement with the nuns? Sure. Okay. Yeah. All right. What are the nuns doing there? Well, as we learn later in the movie, they're keeping evil at bay. Yes, I know, but what do the townspe people think they're doing there? Nunn shit?

Mm-hmm. What do nuns do at a nunnery? Pray? They don't make cheese and beer. No. That's like a monk thing. Um, I used to hang out with a nun when I was a preteen. She was a librarian at the school. I think there's a lot of them are their, their, their, their, their, think, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. thoan, thin, thin, thoan, teachers. I don't know what the rest of them do.

There didn't seem to be like a Catholic Academy anywhere near this nunnery though. No, no, that's what I'm saying. What are they doing there? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. So they go to the nunnery. But Frenchy has a factoid for them. She was laying down when I left her. That's not what he says.

He says, that's not how I left her sitting there. And the priest doesn't say, well how did you leave her? He never asks. No one ever asks. He's just like, all right. And the priest says a wild-ass thing, which is, yeah, sometimes like post-mortem they'll move or sit up. Sit up. No! As he turns his back on this ghoulish thing.

Oh man, it's real dumb. It's real dumb. And also as they are walking in, they say like, the crosses out here are not to protect against evil without, but to protect evil within or something and you're like, how you know? It's the barbed wire facing inward rather than outward situation. I see. Yeah. Yeah. I should have known. Yeah. Oh yeah. And we also see that there's a door into the abbey labeled deliveries. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. The word from the crossword, don't you forget, they will remind you again later. Luckily it wasn't like a rhombus week or whatever, whether you know, you got to squeeze the four letters into one square sort of situation.

Yeah. I think it's called a rhombus, or rebus, or rebus? Rebus, rebus. Rebus, sorry. You should be. Forgive me. I can't. and apologize for forgetting that. Buried alive bells are a great creepy part of history. Yeah.

This movie takes them and smashes them into the ground so that you'll never be creeped out by the idea ever again. I do like the idea of like burying someone and they're just being one ringing next to you and everyone's like, that's cool. We'll just ignore that. That's just, no. No. and it's like, that's cool, we'll just ignore that. That's just, no. I've never seen one in real IRL. No, I haven't either. I'd like to.

I like that also the Victorian cages that they used to put over grave sites. Why? And I don't know if it was to keep people out or to keep people in. It seems like if you could get out, you should be allowed out. Yeah. You know? It's like my theory that if there's the death penalty, but you survive the electric chair, you should be allowed to go. Walk free.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it. One and done. We did our best. We failed. We also see the blood is still wet on the steps from the nun. Despite her having been dead for at least like two weeks or something. How can it be? Who could it be now? Probably Jesus.

Man, I might start spitting to ward off evil. I like that very, very much. Yeah. You also gonna do the evil eye and the horns. Should I? I feel like that's a thing, like spitting and doing the horns at everything too. I feel like that's a thing like spitting and doing the horns. If you want me to, I will. Yeah.

Do you encounter a lot of evil in your day to day? Oh, not really. Yeah. No. No. No. Maybe you need to. Yeah.

Maybe I'll just start opening my door and that, it's my favorite. I'm like, do it, do it, do it, do it, yes! Gross! Putting the window down is not enough. No, open the door. Love it. Unless I'm puking. So they go into the abbey, yeah, and they meet with the abyss. Who is just like a nun wearing a full-on habit with a veil sitting in a throne

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I mean, Judy fucking blows. I love that you remember her name. Yeah, why? the fucking piece of shit, Judy, you stupid bitch. Aw, Judy's still alive. Ignored by these terrible people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignored by these terrible people? Yeah. Probably for the best.

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No. I was like, nuns, what do you do in here? Pull it together. So yeah, Frenchy goes out into the woods. There's a nun ghost in the darkness, but she's hanging from the tree above him, and now she's falling on top of him, and now she's a ghoul, a ghoul who bites. Ah, ha ha ha.

Man, these movies are like, hey, are you scared? No, not really because we're showing you everything? Yeah. Ever mind. How about if we do it, like, with a loud sound when we do it. Should we make a sound? Would that help if we made a sound? Is this not, is this not doing it for you? Like it's not, is it dead none not enough? What if she's a zombie as well? Yeah, he picks up a grave marker with which to defend himself and I thought you probably shouldn't do that.

He takes the cross and goes, I'm taking that. Yeah, yes. Frenchy is the only character worthwhile in this movie. It says, I'm taking that. He's meant to be the comic relief, but he's just, I mean, this guy's doing the best he can. Yeah. Yeah. Why is this movie need comic relief? I don't think break by being funny. We cut to

sister Irene and the father talking about her visions. Yeah. Mary points the way. I used to have visions and I would say Mary points the way. I see I thought this was Lorraine Warren. I was like well I didn't know this about her. I don't think it is. No I don't think it is either because if it's 1952 she would have already been married to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their tr. tr. true. true. true. true. true. the the the the the the the their. their. think it is either because if it's 1952, she would have already been married to Ed Warren at that time. Oh, okay. Right? I don't know. I mean. Yeah, because they were doing stuff in like the early 70s. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I just didn't think. And that's okay. Yeah, they're just like hanging out and like he's doing the crossword puzzle and she's listening to the radio.

Yeah, and he's talking to her about his dark past. Oh God, where he fucking beat a child to death. Daniel. Yeah. I zoned out on this a little bit. This was reminding me about a book that we have both enjoyed Will Store versus the Supernatural. And there's the Lou Gentile chapter where he sees the exorcism where the guy performing the exorcism is just beaten the shit out of a kid. Yeah. And his response, Lou Gentilies is is, you have to destroy that video. Yeah. Not, hey, let me call the cops real quick. Right. Let me call Child Protective Services.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. R. I P. Daniel. So yeah, I guess he was doing an exorcism. And the kid keeps saying, why won't you help me? Yeah. And then all of a sudden he's like, oh, fuck. Whoops. Which is not uncommon in exorcism. It's like kids die from the things that people do to them. Kids, you should treat kids kindly. Yeah. That's the thing. Because it's often kids that are having seizures. Yep.

Yep. Why am I mad at religion? Anyway. Where am I mad at now? Why am I mad at religion again? No, no, no, no good reason. Yes, the extreme trope of these movies, music playing out of nowhere, and then someone running out of the corner of the eye, usually a child. Of course it's fucking Daniel. I shan't be surprised.

They fucking love low, slow, panning shots of rooms. All of these movies have these low, slow panning shots of rooms. It's the money shot, I guess. So yeah, he goes and he runs outside and Daniel's running around. Barfing up a snake. I like that. I do like a barfing up of a snake. I do. He also peeps up of a snake. I do. He also peeps on formisia with his flashlight. He's like, what do you, what are you doing? That's Jesus' wife. Jesus' fiancee anyway.

All fiants. All fiants. We see that he, the priest has his own little tombstone and everything. Why does it have his name on it and it does. So he falls into this open grave, the casket shuts and then all the sudden there's all this dirt on top of him in grass. I did like that he was in like a grave that had grass grown over it. I thought that was a nice little touch of creepiness that could have been creepy if it was a different movie. His name being on it was so silly. Yeah well like why why? Yeah, because we got your number, motherfucker. Yeah, I guess so.

Mm-hmm. And this is where we get one other one of those famous James Wan jump scares, where sister Irene is looking in the mirror and she kind of sees the nun behind her. Yeah. The nun's like, ah! But before that, I really like the thing of like, we see the, the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th like, BAH! But before that, I really like the thing of, like, we see the like volac nun shadow moving around the room, and then it walks towards this floor-to-ceiling mirror, which I can't figure out why the fuck it's in a nunnery. Nones are so vain. Or they're lifting weights.

Or fucking. Or step aerobics. It does raise my favorite question that deaf leopard ever raised. We make love, you look in the mirror. When we make love, do you look in the mirror? Joe Allied, what the fuck do you care what I'm doing? I feel like that's maybe the fourth or fifth reference of that song on this podcast. Every time you say it, my skin crawls. It's gross.

It's up there with the oft-reference pearl jam lyric of I seem to recognize your breath. Yeah. Eddie Vedder, you pervert. So, but I really like to see them like the shadow moving around the room and then the nun walks into the mirror as I like to see them like the shadow moving around the room and then the nun walks into the mirror as I like that. I thought that was good spookery. Yeah.

But then of course they have to be like, ah! Blah! I also did like when the nun, when So she goes outside and she hears the priest. And she's like, oh no, and then I was wondering if there was an homage to City of the Living Dead, the Luchio Fulc, film. I didn't remember it. Where she is digging him out and she shoves the shovel through the top of his casket, much like when, what's his face, Chris George, thrust the pickaxe through the, the, the, the, the, yeah.

Maybe, do you think James Wan has seen that movie? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he's a fan of the horror genre. He just makes it so cheap. Yeah. And makes a million butt dollars from every one of these bills. I'm just blowing loads of bills. I don't think that's what it would sound like. That's yes, more like that. Like a card shuffler. Yeah, exactly. Can you do that again? That's it? That's it. So she's digging him up. These hands grab his face from below just before she breaks through. Why? I don't know, because that doesn't do anything. He gets out of the casket and he finds a bunch of books in the casket that weren't there before? With me being like a skeleton? Like what? It was like a wizard was buried with all of his tomes? What are you going to be buried with? What would you would you like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be buried with to be buried with to be buried with a to be buried with a to be buried with a to be buried with a to be buried with a the the the the the the the the the to be like tos. What are you going to be buried with?

What would you like to be buried with? Oh, uh, just every episode of this podcast. Fair. Transcribed. Just clutching this thick stack, sheaf of dick jokes. I don't want to be buried. Yeah, me either. No, I want to be set up in the woods and let to rot. That's worse. No, I think it's fine. I want to agree. Not on like a hiking trail or something where you know

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Or you have to like to an emphatic raised-legged fart at some way? Yes you cannot focus long enough to fart. Are you talking about perpetual adoration? I am talking about perpetual adoration. My new post-punk band, pos, power pop, I think we're going to be power pop. Okay, yeah, I think it's going to be a bit more upbeat. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of sound like the replacements maybe. Yeah, yeah, totally. I love the replacements. Sure. Yeah, I love the replace. I love the hardly pray. I want to be buried with Paul Westerburg. Lime for Dead. You just got booed. I can't pray, can't hardly pray.

Oh, it's just replacement covers, but making them religious. Oh, I like that a lot. And then the rest of the episode is ruined of Katie trying to do that. Let me see what you could do with Alex Chilton. I was just, I was going to bastards of young instinctively. Uh, so yeah, uh, I assumed that one sister, I have to be honest with you. I could not tell these nuns the clock apart. No, they all looked the same. Yeah. I have a note, I can't tell the th. I th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to see to to to to the to see to see to see to to see to to to to to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the the the th. I the the th. I the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I th. I to th sister, I have to be honest with you, I could not tell these nuns the fluff apart. No, they all looked the same. Yeah.

I have a note, I can't tell any of these penguins apart from each other. Damn, he's gonna swing. We cut back to Frenchie in like the tavern. The black bear is the neighbor to the tavern he said. A fantastic. A name the name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name said. Fantastic name for a tavern. Yeah. And he's being told about someone named Lucas's 12-year-old daughter killing herself by hanging in the barn. And the family's in the bar, crying? Yeah. Go first of all, go home. Second, what does that have to do with our movie? Well, the barman blamed the abbey for this happening. Yes, but why? I guess the abbey was the early internet?

I guess. You think those nuns were bullying her? 100%. Oh, my god. What do you think perpetual adoration is? Oh, boy. But really? Why does this child kill herself?

Because it's evil? Because it's evil. What does that know? How? How does it reach her? Uh, evil? Evil. Got it. Evil? And he's, yeah, he says someone, like, so-and-so's crop turned to dust and some kid is blind now. It's like the Abbey is causing it all.

What? My car wouldn't start? So like, if all those things were happening, and Frenchy believed it to be the fault of the Abbey then he wouldn't think that they I mean I realized at the end of the movie that he's forget it forget like genuinely forget it I just have notes like why does everyone in Romania speaking yeah great question we get the oh please I was gonna say we learned that volulic is the demon and they have a great title the Marquis of Snakes. Marquis of Snakes.

Which is my post-punk band that I'll be starting. That's very good. You could open for me. We learned the backstory of the Abbey that it was built by a Duke who, in the dark ages, who wrote texts on witchcraft and rituals. Yeah. Which he called upon the forces of hell, which he used to open a gateway so that an unspeakable evil would walk amongst us. What? See when you dabble in that stuff, the devil's gonna use you. It's like listen to heavy metal music. Okay. Devil's gonna make you do things. You stare into the abyss and thus. Yeah.

And Uncle Frank comes up out of the blood. Oh yeah. Which is what looked like was happening when we got that flashback of the Duke. And he says, come to a daddy? Yeah, I love how the Crusaders come in, like, they're the fucking good guys. history. Let me tell you about what the crusaders actually did. Yeah, they did not rescue people from the Duke. Yeah, especially not by like, oh, I don't know, the fifth crusade when they were just bad, bad, bad people. I mean, how many were there? 12? 13? How many crusades were there? There were a lot. There were a lot. A lot. A whole bunch of crusade. Well, they were money making. Well, they were a whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole. A whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole, a whole. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I mean, the religious spreading, right? They were just, that's all they were doing good. They were just being, they were just, they were rescuing people

from the clutches of the Duke of Santa Carta. The Duke. And he has to use the blood of Jesus, which luckily, or the Crusaders have the blood of Jesus. From Jesus? Got it. Well, I mean, didn't the Crusaders get the chalice? Isn't that the Holy Grail like to the Crusaders? I only saw that movie. No, I didn't. I went to public school. In church. No. In Pennsylvania. Yeah. For some reason I thought you went to Catholic school.

I went to public school. Just because I hung out with a nun doesn't mean that I went to Catholic school. Great, she loved to gamble. Oh man. Yeah, I played a lot of bingo with her. I have to say like the idea of nuns on a whole, not a big fan of, individual nuns always seem awesome. Well, that's not entirely true but you get a good one they're a good one yeah. It's like your father Carracks of priests they just want to smoke cigarettes and drink. Yeah sure. And who doesn't let's be honest.

Not me. So they're talking to the nuns in the abbey. Yeah and there's real like, oh by the way, there's a ghost demon trying to corrupt us all? Like, why did you fucking lead with that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we find out later. Why? I mean, sort of.

Because there ain't never been no nuns in there since they ghosts? I see. So at some point the gates to the nunnery clothes? Is this after they lock her in the suicide room? She has to stay in the room where the rope is still tied around the bedpost? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, what if she has to poop and she's locked in there? That's awful. You know there's a bed pan under the bed, right? It's 1952! She's on duke in that bucket. I hate it. Just like sleeping in a room with your shit all night? Let's put a supperware lid on it. Seriously. Yeah, the, the, and the ABS is just like rolling around, like sidling up on them and speaking cryptically, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, to to to to to to thi. It's like, thi. It's like, thi. It's like, thi. It's like, thi. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the EBS is just like rolling around, like sidling up on them and speaking cryptically, and you're just like, go fuck yourself. 100%. Yeah. So she goes to, she has a dream about Mary point in the way.

And when she wakes up, there's a nun in a room and the nun is real crackly for some reason. A lot of these nuns crack, their heads fall, their arms crack. You're like, alright, you got osteoporosis, I guess. That they're not, they are, like, he's not bringing them milk? I don't know. Can't get a calcium tablet up in here? Seriously. Uh, so, well, the crackling nun is in her room. The crucifix turns upside down above her the the the the the th. I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the room, the crucifix turns upside down above her bed. And I was like, yeah, James Wong, we get it. I get it. And then the rosary breaks. And of course she's fucking behind you.

Of course she is. I wanted her to have like a, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fall from stepping on the rosary bills. Scooby-doo style. Then I thought of one of my favorite out outakes from a cannibal run movie, which is where Bert Reynolds is threatening to shove rosary beads up somebody's ass. Oh, who's the rat pack guy, Dean Martin? And he says rosary bleeds. And so Dean Martin starts going, these rosary bleeds? And it's very funny.

So that's my old man moment of the day. Oh boy. I'm gonna end that so I don't sound like a buffoon. It was a good one. These rosary bleats? So whatever I hear rosary beads, all I can think of is, these rosary bleeds? Good enough. Anyway, the nun says, God save you and jumps out the window. And they're like, all right. All right.

But she also woos when she jumps out the window and it just seems weird. I don't do not get her vibe at all. That's so dumb. The door opens on its own, probably fine. Sure, wander around the hallway, it's fine. Yeah. Just out there wandering around. The demon?

What's Valic? Valic? Valic is just kind of like following her but not really doing much to come after her. But there's like an army of faceless nuns as well. Yeah. Yeah. And then like there's the scene where like she's in the hallway and then the floor tilts and she's like falling down the hallway

and there's too many crosses hanging from the ceiling and I'm just like I'm just gonna hit my head on all of those. It seems dangerous. And then, uh, I have a note, Oana finds her. Maybe it's Oana. I can't tell these penguins apart. So one of them grabs her and is like, only prayer will get us through the night. And they take Sister Irene into the sanctuary where one of the nuns is praying. And she's like, hello, sister Irene is.

Like, stop trying to interrupt her. You know she has to pray. You can't just come all in yelling hello at her. What else is in there, though? A dead body? A body under a sheet? A body under a sheet. And it's sister Rowana. Yeah, who I thought had just come to get her, but I guess not.

No, you can't tell these fucking things words words words words words eyes are like crying blood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's gray? Yeah, well, she's just like freshly dead this. Oh, you see her this time. Freshly dead. Yeah, and she's got stigmata. Yeah. Do you ever see that movie? Yeah, I like it because it's in Pittsburgh. Oh, it's said in Pittsburgh and there's a lot of scenes where the main the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th, it's set in Pittsburgh and there's a lot of like, there's a lot of scenes where the main character is riding the tea. Like it's meant to seem like a, like a, you know, dangerous subway system. It's not. Like four mile long subway system. Light rail. That's Gabriel Burn? Yeah, yeah it might be. And then who's the... Oh, fuck. I don't know. My newly calling term Blongenue in that movie. Blongenue. Blangenu. I like that quite a bit. Patricia Arquette. Okay, I was gonna say Patty Arquette, but I couldn't remember.

We should do that. She should do a block of Pittsburgh-themed films at some point. We can do that and, um, fuck, innocent blood, which is filmed largely in my neighborhood. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And, uh, no, we already did that movie. Never mind. Striking distance? No, one of the Bat-Bad movies.

Oh, yeah. So, it was bad. It was bad. Yeah, so she, she freaked out about I want to being dead. And I don't know. And then Daniel's talking to the father. He's like, how long have I been dead? Well, I don't fucking know. This guy's reaction of every time he sees this ghost child, even though he knows it's definitely not the ghost.

I was like, Daniel. Daniel. Daniel. Danny. So he's like, I like this actor, but perhaps not in this role, because she's very smirky. Like, he doesn't seem like he's taking any of it quite as seriously as they might want him to. Like, you just can't help him. He's just like, I can't believe him saying these lines. Ready for this one? Ready for this one? So while he's talking to Daniel in

the prayer room, like 40 nuns show up and they're like fucking nun battle. Let's do this. They march in like a goddam army. I have the note nun battalion shows up. Prayer battle. Prayer battle. And now everybody's crying blood. I forget who else. Maybe the statues. Yeah, who knows? This is where we see his crossword puzzle and you can't the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the.a.a.a.a.a.a.e.e. th.a. the. the.e. the. the. the. the.. Maybe the statues. I don't know. Yeah, who knows? This is where we see his crossword puzzle and you can see that he's gotten like three words and they're all four-letter words. He sucks at crosswords. I got like nothing. His Sudo is just nine in every square. Sir. So we like had to rehear the French guy saying the thing about the delivery room in case we fucking forgot. He looked at the god-dam crossword puzzle, saw the word deliveries, and heard Frenchy's voice in his head.

What? Again, I don't think that the people who make these movies think very highly of their audience. Or assume they're just not paying attention. I guess. It would be like check off going, remember when I mentioned that gun? Boom. There's something breaking through the ice. Oh boy, howdy.

It's a nun. And then somehow, oh, uh, Farmisha gets like whip scratched on her back and now she's got a pentagram on her back. But then she doesn't in the next scene because it didn't really happen. Oh, okay. Okay. Because it like rips the back of her dress open. Yeah.

Whips her, she gets like a pentagram wound. And then in the next scene, her dress is like back together. And at this point I was I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was that I was th. I was th. I was th. th. the I was the. the. the. the. the. thefficient. thefficient. the. thefficient. thefficient. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is like back together. And at this point I was having an emotion that I know you were not sharing with me. What's that? Man I wish this was Alacarta. Maybe I'll go back and revisit Alacarta with the eyes of a person who's seen everything I've seen now. He just got me in there too early. I wish you'd saved Alacarta. Well we can always revisit it. We have revisited another movie. to to to to to the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I was th. I was the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm t. I'm teeeeeeeeeatea. I'm not th. I'm th. I'm thee. I revisit we have revisited another movie. Yeah maybe. Now do you remember all the nuns walking around and menstrual blood covered clothes? Yes I do, and the Satan that goes around and checks to make sure everybody's having fun to the orgy? Yes he just is making sure everyone is happy. Everybody have a good time? Everybody hydrated? Okay.

Watch out for that pile of money. It's come money. It's wet. So make the sound again. Phrm. Thank you. So Father Burke comes running in. Oh no like there's like a overhead shot and we see all the nuns explode outwards away from her. They get crack-a-lacked on various pieces of furniture. Now no one's praying. The nuns are gone. No one's praying. Because Father Burke shows up and there's no nuns. Right. And the nun on the floor is like a mummy. She a mummy now? Yeah, yeah. To which I wrote, I, whatever. And then she stabs the priest. Yeah, she does. There's something about it being no longer holy ground. That was like one of the questions they had to answer for the Vatican on their way back, I guess, is the place still holy?

Yes, she stabs the priest and then he does a little exorcism anyway. Yeah, and he, the nuns, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the nuns, the nuns, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, the the the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, the nun, th. He, thi, thin, the nun, the nun, thin, the nun, the nun, the nuns, the nuns, the nun, the nun, the nun, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the nun, is, is the nun, is the nuns, the nuns, thin, thin, the nuns, th. burns up and then gets shot by Frenchy who has returned. Right he and he like he saves the priest from the other nun attack but then priest was like why didn't use your shotgun he's like I didn't think it was an emergency yeah then he shoots this none he's like that seemed like an emergency and was like Frenchie you hilarious hilarious shape great comedy beat thank you for you for adding that so that I could feel okay. Meanwhile sister Irene goes for the demon to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the demon to to to the demon to the demon the demon to the demon to to the demon. the demon. to the demon. the demon. the demon. the the demon. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the.e.ean.ean.ean.ean.ean. th.ean. the.ean. the. the.e. the the the the. Meanwhile, sister Irene goes, for the demon to enter our world, it must possess a human soul. How do you know? Mary points the way, you know what I'm saying? She didn't know what that meant.

No one does. Until the end. And even then, it's just Mary literally pointing at something. Which felt a little anticlimactic. So, they decide that the nun did not hang herself as suicide. They decided that she hanged herself as a sacrifice to serve her show. I mean, like, I thought that was obvious at the beginning of the movie. Yeah. I mean, yeah. When the one nun's like, hey, it needs a vessel, you I mean yeah. When the Mundon's like, hey, it needs a vessel, you know what you have to do, and she's like, yeah, and then she does the thing

and you're like, oh, that's what you had to do. Did we, I guess we had to watch them realize it? But they still didn't have enough evidence, I feel. No. No. When they get the blood. the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood the blood. the blood the blood. the blood the blood of Christ to seal the gateway and Frenchy goes holy shit and the priest goes the holiest. It's blood. Wow. Yeah. That's in this movie. Oh. So before they go in. Yeah. Sister Irene decides to take her vows, which I really feel like, fuck Frenchy first, that's all. And there's this like symbolic overhead shot of her lying on the floor in her white vestments, and the nun on the floor is all dark and burned up, and it's like the light in the dark, so symbolic.

Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh my God. We learn the meaning of Mary points the way because the statue of Mary is pointing at a door. Yeah. I feel like this is like a video game for children. Yeah. Yeah, where things are sparkling because you can't figure out what to click on.

Yeah. And the last 20 minutes of all of these movies end with the leads going down into somewhere and just mucking about for a while. She gets possessed. She realizes she's standing in the middle of a pentagram. Yes, well she's like sort of followed by one nun and attacked by another on the side like a Velociraptor. And it's just Nunn City down there. It's just Nunn City. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nuns. Nones. Nones only. We got nuns price to move. What is it going to take to get you to take this nun home with you? Do you need a gambling library nun? We can get you one of those. Sister Robertine, you were dope. Um, so she's in the middle of a pentagram. She becomes, oh she the spooky nun now dog, is a note that I have, because now she's like the volic.

She is, she is, and there are all these nuns dressed like her and the white vestments. Yeah. And they all have blood burlap heads, I guess. Which was a cool image? Sure. But I was like, but why is it an image? But who are they? Yeah. And this is Frenchy trying to find her. They're all crack-alackin'. They're all. The nun says something to him like, you failed everyone in your life and then takes his shotgun? What? He calls him French.

Yeah. The devil, however, the way that the word Frenchman is spoken, it's like the devil would say Frenchman with a bad taste in his mouth, you know. And he's like, I'm French Canadian. Yeah, and wipes the blood from the relic on the nun's face and that snaps sister Irene out of it, I guess? Yeah, she's back. But he gets choked out. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And meanwhile, doctor, Dr. Father Burke is fighting with Daniel and a snake bites him on the eye. Yeah, and he also can't really say Irene because he keeps calling for her and he's like, Sister Arr. I want to say Lorraine, you know. I'm telling you, they pick their sister names. You pick the name from the Bible.

Okay. Or a proverb a Bible story of some significance to you. Sister A-ah-eh! Like he's Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Oh, man. So, somehow she's in a pool of water now, where that water? Yeah. I actually, rewound to see where it came from.

It's just suddenly there. It's just suddenly there. It's just suddenly there. That's what the devil does. Yeah. So the nun is drowning her. Yeah, mollock. Takes the relic. Uh-huh.

Which is now broken, no more wine for anybody? It's empty now. Where's the blood? Where's the blood? Where's the blood? Where's the blood? It's in your heart. The heart that loves Christ. So she goes full like late 90s W.W.F and spits the blood into her face, into the nun's face. I do like on seeing a nun get blood spit onto the none all, she's like doing the I'm mounting thing is she gets sucked into a whirlpool. Uh-huh? What?

That at one point is sideways? Why? And then Frenchie... He's back on his feet. I have the note, Frenchie gets her out of the water. Yeah. I spelled it W-O-D-E-R. That's what you should. And he gives her CPR.

Good thing he knows CPR. And then I have the note she is risen. She is risen. And he has to explain that he wasn't kissing her. He was giving her the kiss of life, which is different. So dumb. And that she's a little tongue, but not a lot. No, it's just when you just bite the lip a little bit. This is when we learn that his name is Maurice. Yeah. Yeah.

It's more... Steve Miller. Yes, yes. Someone's aunt fucked Steve Miller. I can't remember whose it is. Someone I know is aunt fucked Steve Miller. It's true. If your aunt fuck Steve Miller, get in touch. I just have to ask my cousin Brad, he'll know who it is. It's like one of his friends. Mrs. Miller. So the week, it's morning now, it's daytime. They're outside we see a bunch of crosses that are acting as

grave markers that seem to be freshly dug graves. And as they're walking away, he's like, wait a minute, I thought this ground wasn't holy anymore. You didn't think to ask that once when you were burying 12 fucking bodies. But he got the mark of the devil on his neck. He's got an upside down cross on his neck as they ride away. Yeah, so then 20 years later and the goals are back at it. And Patrick Wilson as Ed Warren, his name, French is name is Maurice Tiro and he goes, this guy here, Tiaro, you're just like, fucking hell, you're the worst! As soon as he shows up, I'm filled with hatred. And who are these women taking this class and exorcism in 1972?

Yeah. Who are they? I don't know. They're like taking notes. Yeah, junior exorcists. They also, he's real demeaning about Frenchy, too. He's like, this guy with a third grade education. Real dullered. Yeah. Well, he says that because he starts speaking more perfect Latin than I ain't never heard before.

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None more batter. None, there's none more batter. It's so bad. Is that it? That's it? No, it's a goose egg. It's a zero. I have a negative zero. In the grand scheme of the James Wann universe. Yeah. This wasn't the worst James Wan movie I've seen. No, it isn't. No. No. That would be all of the

others. That might be Annabelle. The best of the worst is still bad. Yeah. The best of the worst is still the one with the face on the back of the woman's hit. Oh, I forgot he did malignant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the best of the worst. Yeah. Although, I gotta say I really liked Megan. Yeah, you know, I'm excited to see. That Mouse. Blue Mouse. Yeah. I'm going to give this a three. Really?

You feel generous. It has good jokes in it. What? You just cracked yourself up with that one. Good jokes. I mean it's not like I'd watch this before I watch another Conjuring movie. I would or any of the Conjuring movies have already done. Yeah, I would watch the Nun 2 before I'd watch the Conjuring 3 assuming that's a thing. Really? Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really, that's, that's, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really. Really. Really. Really, really. Really. I, I, I, I that, I that, I that. Really. I that. I that. I, I that. I, I that. I, I that. I, I, I that, I that, I that, I that's that's th, th, th, that, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, or any of the conjuring movies have already done. Yeah, I would watch the Nunn too before I'd watch the Conjuring 3, assuming that's a thing. I'm sure that's a thing. Is it a thing? These things are fucking money making machine. Why would you stop? Why would you stop?

Conjuring? Conjuring? Conjuring? . 2021. The conjuring colon, the devil made me do it. Which it was just called the conjuring colon. Oh yeah, I think we get we were mad that it was called the devil made me do it. Yep. The conjuring four has been confirmed. Oh sure it has. Oh my god. How much do you think? How much money do you think James Wan is worth? Uh, one billion dollars? Net worth. In the internet never lies about this.

No. Five feet six inches. That's not what I asked for. Okay, great. That's how tall his pile of money come is. Money come is. Money come. Katie.

Money come is better than come money in my opinion. What? Money come just sounds like you're mispronouncing another word. Yeah it does. Come money you know what I'm talking about. Come money is intentional. But money come is a little more poetic in some way. It feels like a little poem. Money come. Money come money. Money come money. Money come money come money. Money come money come money. Money come money come money come money. I was very musical. It's a nice melody. Come, money, come, money, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, I was gonna do that as well. Why? Why do we share our brain, and why can't we both have our own? You gotta give me a lot, you gotta give me come.

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