Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 422- Shrunken Heads (1994)
Episode Date: April 3, 2023In this week's episode, we're headed back to the weird and wonderful world of Charles Band with the 1994 film "Shrunken Heads." Special topics for your consideration include: adult teens, a lesson in ...Haitian history, Meg Foster in the role of a lifetime, inappropriate jauntiness, nepotism babies, and condominiums, Charles Band is a nutbar and I love him (almost all the time). Here are some movies he's had his hands in: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episode 164- "Puppet Master," Episode 165- "Puppet Master 2," Episode 171- "Ghoulies," Episode 186- "Tourist Trap," Episode 199- "Terrorvision (the live show!)" and Episode 354- "Dolls," a movie I completely forgot existed until I started this write-up and now I am delighted all over again. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com www.werewolfambulance.com  If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.Â
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A tough lesbian mob boss.
A tough lesbian mob boss.
Played by Meg Foster.
Played by Meg Foster of...
They live fame.
They live fame.
Yes! She looks great in this. She does look
something in this. She's got a fucking mustache and a pompadour. I'm here for it. I love her in this.
It doesn't say lesbian as much as it just says man. Yeah, it's it's not, it's not too
it's 1994. I feel like things are a says man. Yeah, it's not, it's not too, it's 1994.
I feel like things are a little confusing.
Yeah.
For a lot of people, including Charles Band and his,
I don't know, whichever of his family was involved in this.
More important, speaking of family, oh by the way, we're doing the movie Shrunking
Hens, you all are, you knew you? I'm Katie. I'm Alan.
And this is Ambulance of Werewolves.
Do you know who directed this movie?
I do.
Richard Elfman.
Brother of Danny Elfman.
Do you know there's somebody in this movie, an actor by the name of Bodie Elfman?
I am aware of him.
I feel like he looks like a guy that your friend in high school picked up at a gas station
and you're like, oh, no, I don't want to go to his house.
He said he's got weed though.
Oh, weed, okay, I'm there.
He definitely has weed because he's 35.
The ages in this movie make no sense.
Oh, gosh.
So, right off the bat, I think this was the Charles Bandeverses attempt at making a child-friendly
movie.
No.
No.
Hear me out.
No.
It's got a very goose-bumpy, easy, it's a very goose-bumy, easy, the tribe,
the overarching story.
The overarching story, yes, the details, no. This is what I'm saying. So he's said, I'm like, he to making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making making to making making to making to making making making making to making making making to make to make to making making making making making making making making making making to make it to it. The overarching story. The overarching story, yes, the details, no. This is what I'm
saying. This is what I'm saying. So he's like, I'm going to make a child-friendly movie. We're
going to make something, get all Nickelodeon. I'm going to get the Charles Brand on Nickelodeon.
This is the peak of like, are you afraid of the dark and gritty. So we're going to see this 12 year old girls titties? Yes, yes we are.
You see 12 year old girls titties. We are going to see a painstaking shrinking of young children's heads.
After we see murder of young children. Holy shit. Okay, like I just wanted to, I was think
I was thinking tourist trap. I was originally going to suggest puppet master three because I was I was originally going to suggest puppet master three because I was half sure we didn't do that one yet
I should have suggested puppet master I should have suggested puppet master three
No, please please please please the look that just crossed your piece was like no the look that?
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I like swimming in this pool too.
Yeah.
Unless it's Ginger Dead Man, then I want nothing to do with it.
And for me, unless it's Terror Vision,
in which case, like I'll watch it again,
but do I have to.
Remember that art that I made for it though? super weird. Yeah, they're just round mounds of fletch with pimentos on the end of them, I'm not mistaken.
Pretty sure. Well, no, I just just pimentos on the end of them. That's gross.
Tiddy's tastes like olives, right? Am I wrong?
What? What? You did not expect a hero on this podcast today? No, welcome to our new listeners. So this movie opens on chanting and you're like, oh, it's this this this this this this th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. It's th. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi's thi. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, just just just just just, just just just, just just just, just, just just, just just just. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's just just just t. t. t. t. today. t t today. t t today. t today. today. today. today. t t t our new listeners. So this movie opens on chanting and you're like,
oh, it's gonna be good.
This movie opens on the most Danny Elfman of Danny Elfman music.
Yes.
My brother's directing movie, I'm gonna throw on one of the songs
I'm not gonna use a nightmare before Christmas
and it's gonna go, um-pump- Um-pah-um-um-w-wom-bah-w-w-pah-pah-pah-pah-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-w-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-um-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-um-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m th-m! th-m! th-m! th-m! th-m! This-m! This-m! This-m! This-m! This-m! This-m! This-m! This-m-m-m-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-a-m-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-m-m-m- If you were going to write a Danny Elfman song, how would it go? Bump, bump, bump, bump, bomp, wean, nannin' eau.
Why are we so mean to Danny Elfman?
Because we can be?
I'm terrified of him now. Have you seen what Danny Elfman looks like now?
No. Give it a quick gug.
Let me give him a gug. shirtless. Type in shirtless. I'm gonna open an incognito window. Hold on.
Because I don't need my Google cards thinking that this is what I want in this world.
I'm just going to think that this is what you masturbate to because you're doing an incognito window.
I know. What if somebody, what if somebody found me searching Danny Elfman's shirtless on my phone and assumed it's what I was masturbating to? Let's see, hold on. Tell me he's not taking HTH. Oh yeah, this guy. Danny, in the
first picture, I don't know, I clicked on it and the headline says, Danny Elfman explains
why he took his shirt off at dot, dot, dot. I don't know the answer. What's he doing?
Super swole and covered in new tattoos. I mean, like as a person who has gotten, I was going to say more tattoatos... the the tatos tatos the tatos thatos thatuos thatuos. thatuos. thatuos. thatuos. thatuos. thatu-a thatu-I thatu-I thatu-I that-I thi thi. thi. thi-I thi-I th-I th-I th-I the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first. the first the first the first. the first the first the first the first, the first, the first, th. th. th. D, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm ttau-I'm ttaxxxxxxi. I'm ttaxxxi. I'm today. I'm that-I's that-I's thi. I'm thi. I'mtattoos. I mean like as a person who has gotten,
I was gonna say more tattoos as I've gotten older,
but I guess that's how everyone gets tattoos.
I got bench button disease.
I got more tatoes when I got younger.
A person who's gotten less careful about what tattoos
I'll get as I've gotten older. I get that, but that's weird. It's just like he's a that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's a, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's that's a, I's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's th.a, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th, but that's weird. This is weird. It's just, he looks like he's gotten jacked
to be in a Marvel movie.
Yeah.
And it's just to be a Danny Elfman.
But I guess, you know what, if you want,
your body is your own and you know.
And you have a million butt dollars
and all the free time in the world to go to work, I would do sit up. Yeah, yeah. So it's your fault, capitalism, that I'm not swole.
I could have a six-pack if I didn't drink so many beers and also have a job.
Anyway, shrunken heads.
Boop, boom, boom.
So yes, we open our story on a produce market in New York.
Sesame Street? In the 50s? It's so confusing.
No, no. The time is so confusing. Everyone looks and is dressed like they're in the
50s, but everything around them is from 1994. That some of the children look very
1994. Sure. The children, so there's two sets of children. The young children and the
adult children. The mortgage having children. The children and the children with bills. Yeah. The children are dressed like it's the 90s.
Sure. The adult children are dressed like it's the 50s. The Vipers, led by a Vinnie,
Vinny Benedetto, wait, hold on. It doesn't matter. It's Vinny. It's Vinny.
With a fucking pompadour. The pompadour, yeah. Yeah. And like a switch blade.
Yeah. How? I mean the 50s were back in a big way in the 90s. You mean because of the swing revival?
No, no, that was later. No, yeah, the 50s were not back in a big way. Wait a big way. Wait, hold on. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the was later. No, yeah, the 50s were not back in a big way. Back in a big way. What did, wait, hold on.
Back in a way.
We were all wearing gas station attendant jackets and had wallet chains.
Wallet chains are from the 50s?
I don't know.
I thought we invented those.
No, no, no, no, no.
How about that?
So we go to the produce market where one of the cops from chips is running the produce
market.
In this store the shopkeeper does the shopping for you.
He's like here is a bag of potato chips and like puts it in the bag.
I wish.
I wish I could just go into the store and just be like this is what you're buying today,
thank you.
I think the internet will do that for you, you know. And his son is sweeping up the store.
I didn't know that was his son and I was like,
Child Labor Law is not so much a thing in 94.
He's a real Nepo baby.
And then we see a kid on the street being harassed by some bullies, the afrement
Vipers, one of whom's name is Booger.
Yeah, one of them's name is Pud.
It's just very 1950s.
So here's my other idea.
And the girls name is Sally.
No.
I'm sorry, I was a girl that, she is like my age.
She would be Katie, Jessica, or Sarah, or Emily. That's it. Those are her only possible names.
Go on.
Here's my other theory about this movie.
Jennifer, yeah.
He wasn't trying to do, if he wasn't trying to do an, are you afraid of the dark, goose
bumpy type thing, he was trying to do a Stephen King movie.
Okay.
Okay. It's very, stand me meets it. Yes. Meets Haitian races. Oh, we'll get to that.
Do you think this was Charles Bans cocaine phase? Or do you think all of them are Charles Bans cocaine
phase? I mean, I think it's just residual, even if he's not still in the tute? Yeah. To be fair, he neither wrote,
nor directed this movie. He just produced it.
He gets his stank on it though.
Oh, his stank is all over this thing.
Oh, boy, I do love him, though.
Yeah, this is all of our criticism comes from a place of love for Charles Band.
I assume he's a wonderful man. I know the thing of him.
I appreciate you for assuming that.
I like that assuming that.
I like that all the gang has Vipers on the back of their shirts except for the fat kid who has it on the front of his shirt.
I thought he just had his shirt on backwards because later he has his vest on backwards and you're like, but why?
That's his thing. Okay. You know, Chris Cross was still a big deal in 94, make you jump, jump. Let me jump. They wore their clothes backwards. Rip, rip one to to to to to to to to their to their to their to their their to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I their their their th. I their their th. I their th. I th. I their their th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. I. th. th. that. that. tape. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. I. th make you jump. They wore their clothes backwards. Rip one of them.
Yeah, yeah, RIP to a Chris.
To either Mac Daddy or Daddy Mac.
I can't remember which, because that's not nice.
That's not nice.
The bullies are shooed away by the newsstand owner, Mr. Sumatra.
That's your first indication, isn't it?
Maybe your second after the chanting.
That it's just not going to be like the most sensitive thing. Like that's a place. It's a place. It's a place. It's a place. It's a place. Okay. All right.
And they say he used to be a policeman or a magician. Wait, I miss that. That's a very funny. Those are very different things. The kids buy their comic books books. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi their their their their thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. their. their. their. The kids buy their comic books from them and then go and read their comic books.
And he gives the one kid jelly beans because he's a jelly bean junkie.
Yeah, and these are special jelly beans from Haiti.
These are...
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And he's a little black kid, and I was like, oh, I can't wait for the sism that's going
to come out of this, and nothing does, surprisingly.
No.
I figured 94 would have been hit at hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
These, their, it's, they're a very high-pitched voice. Yeah. The other two, I have no idea how old they are.
There's something between 11 and 17 years old. That's a really, really big spectrum. I know,
I know. And the girl, Sally, is question mark, year old? 12? Until we hear later that she's almost
16 and you just want to be dead. Well, so that would be, she would have been, what, a year later?
Yeah, yeah, 13 or 14 when she was.
Gross.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, and Vinny was always much older than that.
Vinny is a straight up adult.
Vinny is like a made man in Meg Foster's Mob.
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out together and harassing kids.
Harassing children?
Yeah.
Why?
Because they're kids too, right?
Yeah, I guess.
I guess.
I have a question for you.
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No, not really. Okay, is crypto?
That's a dog. It was very weird because they were all in the DC universe, which is not my bailiwick at all.
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crypto. Then I opened the back door and I'm like hoar get in here and then my
neighbors call the cops. For a little while it's very funny. One of my neighbors
absolutely heard me call Glenn a fucking dick this week though because he would not come inside and I did not want to go on, I didn't want to put my shoes
on to go get him and I was like, Glenn, Glenn, you're a fucking dick and I heard my neighbor
laugh on the other side of the fence and I was like, fuck.
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fall out of the window of your old house? No that was Mr. Poobies. That was Mr. Poopies.
Yeah. And you know what that's on me for having unsafe windows.
The fact that it happened multiple times is very funny to me. Poor buddy. Oh rip he was the finest cat who ever lived. Oh yeah he was great. So regal. So yes they. So they. So they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they get. they get. they get. they get they they get they get they they they they they they get the the their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I the their ever lived. Oh yeah, he was great. So regal. So yes, they get harassed by the Vipers, they rip their comic books up.
Why are these adults doing this?
Because they're supposed to be teens.
Are they supposed to be?
Yeah, they're supposed to be teens.
The Elfman boy? He's one with the, he's Booger. Oh, is he, okay, okay, okay. I like, at first I was like, oh, I like him
because he's got a big nose and I like that in a person. Yeah. But then the more I
looked at him, the more I didn't like him. I thought he was very handsome in the zombie makeup. Okay. So, yeah, the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I like, I like, I like, I thi. I like, thi. thi. thi. thi. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I like, I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, th. I like, thi. I like, thi. I like, I like, I like, I think they're supposed to be like older teens is like a very Stephen King conceit
of like the bullies from it.
Yeah, but even they looked like they might be in a school of some kind.
And this is where we learned that Sally is not down with them picking on these kids.
She's like, you're being mean to these kids, stop it. Right. And I may or may not be attractive to one of them picking on these kids, she's like, you're being mean to these kids, stop it.
Right.
And I may or may not be attractive to one of them.
And she's also only wearing crop tops with lipstick that match.
Yeah.
Which is very, it's something.
Matching your lipstick to your crop.
Pop. And then we go back to Mr. Sumatra's stand.
And they're asking him about his previous, like, they were like, were you a policeman?
He was like, yeah, I was a policeman in Haiti.
A policeman in Haiti sound pretty scary.
And he's like, yeah, they were pretty scary.
And this is what I noticed that he had an autographed picture of Papa Doc.
Oh, I didn't know it was autographed. It is autographed by Papa Doc. Tell me about Papa Doc.
So Papa Doc was a authoritarian dictator in Haiti
who had death squads.
Okay.
And the police force that Mr. Sumatra keeps saying that he was part of were the death
squads.
Oh, Mr. Sumatra. Yeah.
But they kind of allude to like him being not a good dude.
Yeah, he says something about, he says I've had law enforcement in Haiti and then he talks
about people there and something about leaving them bleeding and sorrowful. You're like, police work?
Yeah. And then he says something like, yes, cops in Haiti are extremely scary. Mwahaha. It's just like, what? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he says. Yeah, he says. He says. He says. He says. He, he, he, he says, he says something. He says, he says, he says, he says. He says. He says. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he. He, he, he, he, he, he, he he the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He says, he says something says something. He says something says something says something says something says something says something says something says something. He says something. He says something. He says says something. He says something. He says something. He says, he says, he says, he says, he says, he says something like, yes, cops in Haiti are extremely scary. Mwah ha ha ha.
Just like, yeah?
Yeah.
Because death squad.
Because a death, what's scarier than a death squad, frankly?
It's like, what is this fucking movie that we were watching right now?
I don't know and I'm not going to say I'm sorry?
I would never ask you. Look, where of ambulance means never having to say you're
sorry. 100% true. Yeah. And I'm sorry that we said that. He's a fool. But also,
shrunken heads is not like a voodoo thing. It's like a cannibalism thing, right?
I don't know. I really don't know. I should have learned something and I didn't.
If you did, you would have done more research than Charles Band. And I don't want to live a life
where I do more research than Charles Band. Because being fun is better than knowing things in
Charles Band and I agree on that. Yeah, it was like an Amazon thing. It was like a head
hunters from the Amazon would shrink people's heads down. What was the purpose in doing that to keep the mistrophies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
Um, so yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with voodoo, which I thought was very weird.
Just that they sort of tie them together.
Yeah, I mean, maybe it doesn't not our job to know these things. Nor was it the job of the scriptwriters of this film.
No.
They have Vinny driving around in a station wagon.
A real hard station wagon.
They have this girl child who is like the most self-assured person on the planet.
She's like, Mr. Sumatra, they're like, Mr. Sumatra.
I am either 13 or 36. 13 going on? I need a cigarette. Yeah that's about when I
started smoking for four years at that point. Here's where I have the note autograph photo of
Bavadak who was a Haitian dictator who ran desk once.
Jesus Christ.
Whoops.
So he, they do something to the Mr. Shimatra and he like blows voodoo dust onto their
car and makes it stop working or makes it go nuts and it drives into a wall or something.
I like that quite a bit. I like when he hits that the telephone pole because he hits it at a very low rate of speed too. But this was like when like Papa Shango
was a thing and the WWE or WWF at the time? It was the WWF at the time, sure. And he was always
blowing dust on people. He was very, very scary, Papa Shango. He was a lot less scary when he was the godfather.
Did you know him as the godfather?
No.
He was, um, this guy?
Yeah, I like him a lot though.
I do too.
I like him a lot.
Yeah, he's still alive, that's nice.
Oh, that's good to hear.
Not many of them are from those days. Turns out...
Too much heart.
A lot of heart.
Big, big hearts.
Too much heart.
Too much time in the gymnasium.
This is where I have the note,
it's like the stand meets it.
Or like, stand by me meets it.
So Sally calls up to Tommy when he's in his apartment in Sesame Street, New York.
Yes, what goddamn city is this supposed to be?
It is so silly.
Yonkers, who knows?
I don't know.
It could be anywhere.
And she's like, hey, can I talk to him?
He's like, yeah, just lower down the fire escape. And that's what happens.
Yeah, uh-huh.
And they make out.
She's like, I like someone else now.
And they do a close up on her, and you're like, oh, you're a preteen baby angel.
He sweeps up in his dad's produce store. Yeah. You want to, ah-l-ah-l'-l'l'-l-l-l-l-l-l-l'-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th-oh, th-a, th-s. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th-a. And th-a. And th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s'-a-a-s'-s'-a-s'-s'-a-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s, Broes before hose, Tommy. The reason is Waki-Toggy is going off
is because Freddy and the other guy.
Boom boom.
Boom boom.
I don't remember what is it.
Freddy and...
And...
I'm sorry, boom, boom, boom.
Billy.
Freddy and Billy are watching the gang of Vipers take a car.
Why don't they just steal the car?
What now? Yeah, it's so silly. And it's not like it's a car that all the parts are gonna be worth
something. It's like a trash car, it's like Mrs. Wilson's grocery go-getter.
Like, what are you going to do with a fender? So Tommy's plan is like, oh, I gotta go help my bros. Let me grab my
video camera that is masking tape together. Yes, it is. To go tape the crime. This is such
a bold move to show it to the cops right in front of these guys. They're not going away
for life. You're not going to get witness protection?
What are you thinking?
This is where I lamb asked Tommy for being a fucking snitch.
Look, really when you get down to the bottom of it,
the moral of the story is that snitches good stitches.
Yeah, yeah.
In their mouth and eyes that hold their headshut when they're getting trunk. Exactly. Exactly. And so he goes th th not get arrested with a booger and put.
And the other fellows.
So he goes to the mob bus who we meet in silhouette from behind it first.
Oh my god.
And then the camera comes around and it's Meg Foster with a mustache.
A mustache and a pompadour wearing oversized clothing.
She's great.
She's fantastic.
I wouldn't know the lead-up and what she did to get this role.
What did she want to do it?
Was she forced to do it?
She a friend of the Elfman family.
Maybe.
And Dickie Elfman was like,
Meg, you want to be in my movie? Starry roll.
We're getting one song from Danny for it.
We're going to split it in half and use it twice.
She is a mob boss.
Big Mo.
Big Mo, who is hanging out in this sort of like, hang out.
It's like for the elder foot clan from the Teenageage of Ninja Turtles. It's like just old dudes playing pool
The sore foot clan. Exactly. The orthotics clan.
And she's got this girlfriend who's, I was like, is that hair sexy in 94? I don't think so.
What about some shoulder cutouts? I thought I would believe the hair not so much.
Christ sort of crutch. Yeah.
I mean, Big Mo is like so offensive
that I think she goes full circle and is fine.
Yeah, I don't really find her offensive.
I think it's just Wikipedia describing her as Big Mo a tough lesbian,
mob boss. Yeah, I don't think that's a necessary descriptor. I think Big Mo's just doing Big Mo's thing.
Yeah.
Bigmo's just how they're living their Bigmo life.
I like the Wikipedia specifies her as Maureen, Bigmo.
So Vinny goes to Bigmo and he's like, hey, I'm gonna need three grand to free my guys from the clink. Yeah. They're in the lockup.
She grabs his dick.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't know that was a thing you would do.
If you're big mo, you just squeeze a D, I guess.
And so she, she frees them and then the viperers go and steal the kids, I guess we call it kidnapping.
They kidnap them.
Yeah.
They take them into this place.
It's like a warehouse maybe.
It might also be the hangout.
I think it's the foot clan.
Yeah, the orthopedic foot clan.
And there's in the background, clearly all the doors, their thaqa' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their Band. I love that in 1994 there's sacks
of numbers being run. Yeah, they're very concerned about these slips. They're betting slips?
Yeah, they're betting slips. Okay, I don't know how that works. For the ponies. For the
pony. Here in Sesame Street. More the West Side Story, West Side Story set. Ban-da-na-da-na-da-na-da-na-da.
Robbing people, breaking heads, it's a living.
That's a line in this movie.
So, they're in Big Mo's and they're getting like harassed by the, the foot people.
And they're like, oh, we can break out.
We're going to be able to break out.
And Tommy's like, yeah, but we've got to steal these betent slips.
Why does Tommy do this?
Because he loves thwarting criminal activity.
This is entirely Tommy's fault.
All of this is Tommy's fault.
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justice instead of just doing crime for Satan. So was that was the fact that
they read superhero comics is setting up that he has to do the right. Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah. Super hero comics are like super.
Comics are like super weird and authoritarian and it's yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah was just a cop right yeah like but like a
super cop who can like shoot laser beans like people like Robocop perhaps yeah
not as cool okay he never shot anybody in the dick that I know I would love to
read that one Superman superman Superman Superman I'd see that movie it's probably one of the
Zach Snyder movies where they're like dark Superman oh yeah yeah I thought that was Batman this is really hard for me to keep to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. I that was Batman this is really hard for me to keep track of. Both of them can
be dark at the same time Katie. What? Yeah yeah yeah yeah they exist in the
same universe? Yeah they know both you see yeah they know each other yeah
they know and are constantly budding heads. Because Batman's willing to do a little bit more than Superman is.
What about when Superman's dark?
Yeah, I think he becomes like Superman, fascist Superman.
It's like, I don't know, I didn't see them.
Oh, dark Superman is like, thin blue line.
Yeah, or building statues to himself and that kind of thing.
Who wouldn't? If I had the materials, I would absolutely build a statue to myself. Are you saying I'm dark? So they steal the slips, they sneak out through the roof.
They've seen Meg Foster paying off the cops in a very comedic way where she's like,
hey, it's a hundred for you, and a hundred for you.
What's beyond chewing the scenery? Um, swallowing it, I think.
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I wonder when something scary is going to happen. But yeah, Tommy does not give a fuck.
No. Having grown up on the mean streets of...
Sessomay. Wherever this is. Yeah, so, uh, so Mo gives the Vipers a bunch of guns.
To murder children that they have apparently known since kindergarten, which were told earlier.
Uh-huh.
Which, okay.
Does that imply they're the same age?
That's what I thought.
Because Tommy says something like, well, they've been after us since kindergarten.
Why, I think?
They were probably in like fourth grade. No.
But also like, I don't know, just the fact that Vinny is willing
to murder children that he's known for 10 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When they're 12 years old.
Yes.
They do though.
They murder those kids.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Were you surprised that they murdered the children the children the children the children the children the children the children the children tha tha tha tha tha they they they they they they they were tha they were their thoed they were thoed thoed thoe they they thoe they murder those kids. Oh yeah, yeah, they murk them straight up, yeah, yeah. Were you surprised that they murdered those children?
No, because I watched the trailer.
No.
Stop doing that.
And they knew their heads had to get shrunked somehow.
Yeah, well, it's pretty wild, though.
So yeah, they totally like stop at the middle of the street and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and the the the the the the the the the music turns very jaunty. It's like a clarinet about murdering, as people
are talking about murdering children? It's the other band brother that does the music for
these. I think it's Richard. Richard Band. Richard Band, yeah. And all of his music is
just like, da da da da da da da da da. It's like, kids are being shot to death.
I got one mode. What do you want?
Richard, this is entirely inappropriate.
I set the keyboard to Bassanova and I just got to mess around.
The key has been stuck for six years.
Because that's even the case in like reanimator.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot that was a.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot that was a...
I don't love that one.
Also, I that. I that one. I don't love that one. Also imagine if you're Freddy and you have to share a funeral with these kids you just fucking met. No, get me my own.
Oh, triple funeral. Standard, standard. That's what everyone does when their kid
dies. You know you'd compare turnout to or you'd be like, well who's here for Billy?
I love that they don't introduce any other parents. No's only the produce market owner. No, and this, the girl child, Sally,
is around for the entire movie.
We never meet her parents.
No, no, it's a real Charlie Brown situation here.
Here's where we are.
Here's where I have a sarcastic note.
Sally acts the fuck out of a sienna.
She doesn't. She's a child.
She's a little baby child.
She's a little baby child. Uh, who's... Oh, it's Mr. Sumatra says the line, truly like a dagger to my
liver. Yes. About being upset about the kids being dead. He sure does. He's just at the mortuary touching these bodies. Yeah. That's when he goes back to the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he goes back he goes back he goes back to the mortuary. Yes. When you see that he has a bone saw on his penis.
Oh, death squads. Let's do this.
Oh my God.
What have I done?
I'm not going to say I'm sorry, but also what have I done?
I love that when I rebuffed this movie in the last episode, you took mad umbrage.
Well, now that I'm reading my notes and I
didn't know the thing about the dictator. I didn't know I didn't know. I mean it
happened in like the 70s it's fine. So you know like maybe 20 years prior to this
movie being made so basically something that would have happened so basically 9-11 is what you're saying to us.
We can make jokes about it now. I was on the plane the crash.
Yeah.
I don't think you can do that.
So yeah, he cuts their fucking heads off.
He cuts their fucking heads off, which is so upsetting.
Their children.
Their children.
Oh, and he puts their heads in a cauldro.
We don't see the heads get put in the cauldron. That's the delicacy of a Charles Brand film. I just think he
probably couldn't figure out logistically how to do it. We do see them in the
cauldron later. We don't get to see them get put in the cauldron. No. They're
already a little boiled up. The transition talking to Vinny where he's like, I'm gonna go to night school, become a businessman. And she's wearing an outfit that I had
then and have again of a striped shirt and mom jeans and it's just the whole
thing is too much for me. I was thinking like, oh this must have been your prime
man, 94 you were 10 years old. Well I live in Pittsburgh where fashion is always like five years behind, so, you know.
Yeah, the 90s are back in a big way.
Yeah, I see children out there walking around wearing outfits that I definitely wore.
For sure. It's weird.
Their pants are tighter though.
Mm-mm, not girls these days.
Oh no.
We're pointing at.
In the street. Oh no? I'm not big jeans. We're pointing at. In the street, that's your window. I bought you. I thought you had a magazine or something with you. I bought girls Jean monthly.
And it's over there on that side of the room. It's the telescope or the window.
What are you looking now with that, by the way, your neighbors?
The target?
You aim it up and look up in the night sky.
Or you could see some tits, I bet.
I've got the fucking internet if I need some tits.
You don't need to be a creep.
As you can see, this cat is not well at all.
The doctor of cats has predicted he will soon be bursting with health.
What?
He meets his neighbors at the door.
He's very happy to see his neighbors.
They are not happy.
He's like, Mrs. and Mrs. Colwitz, it's so good to see you. And they're like, ah, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their to be to be their their to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. tooooooooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooo' too'er. too' too'er. to see him. He's like Mrs. and Mrs. Colwitz. It's so good to see you. And they're like, ah, there's been a terrible smell coming from your apartment and he
drops the cat and picks it up and its tongue is hanging out.
The cat is the worst puppet you've ever seen.
And you've seen puppet master of two and two if you just said about the, and be bursting with elf. The doctor of cats.
Oh my God.
It's so funny.
He puts the cat in the pot to boil with them.
Yeah, because he's.
Yeah, he says a little pussy cat.
There's a pause, and it's very funny.
And then he rubs a wizo jelly bean on the one kid's lips to get him to come to life.
He cuts his finger and rubs his blood on them too.
Here this is so I'm sorry I wrote here, Jesus Christ, what have I chosen?
Awaken.
So the kids' three heads come up and they look fantastic.
Yeah.
They really do. They really do. He puts them, it's so funny because to to their their their they to they to to they to to to to to to they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to to to come to come to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to come to come to come to come to come three heads come up, and they look fantastic. Yeah. They really do.
They really do.
They really do.
It's so funny because they had to figure a prop that when they inbiggin it, that's not
the shrunked head prop, when they have the little kids' heads actually sticking through
the hole, they needed something big enough.
So he's got them on giant industrial coffee cans like this is like you would have at your office. He is Mr. Sumatra though.
That's the Mature blend. There you go.
And she's I'm sorry. It's perfect. I thought we're off ambulance men never having to say you.
We're sorry. Right now I'm sorry. So when they do the close up and it's the kids head sticking
through the cans with all their makeup on. I think they look fucking great. They really do. Like the practical effects are
really fun. They really do. The makeup is great. He says I have boiled you and
lovingly dried you. Which is not something you want anyone to ever say to you.
No, use your mind to stay in the air for good. So they can fly. They can fly. And they have three have three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three have three three have three three have three have three have three three three have three three three three three three three th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. thea. thea. thea. thea. their makeup is their makeup is their makeup is their makeup is their makeup is their their their their their their they have three different powers. Right, this is all superheroes, right?
Yeah, so Billy has Dracola fangs.
Yeah.
And he can suck blood out of people.
Yeah.
And does all the time.
A long time.
It likes a sexy way.
It always makes a sound that sounds sensual.
And I don't like that.
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Freddy as you remember was the young African-American child
Who's superpower? Is that a switchblade pops out of his mouth spins around and when he comes back he's got a switch blade in his teeth?
Yeah feels like the short straw. The fuck?
Here in my condominium, you will be safe.
Drink every time he says condominium.
He doesn't have an accent except on certain words.
Condominium.
There's a training montage for these beheaded children.
I gotta be honest with you.
Yes.
I love it.
You loved it.
Cut to one year later.
They've been training for a year.
They've been training for a year.
They show, we see the, um, we see the, um,
we see the vipers going into the grocery store.
And that's not the store after they murdered his child. No fuck's given.
Oh.
So the shrunken head kids are out on patrol.
They patrol the city.
They fly around.
The city looks so good though?
Doesn't it?
Mmm-yom-yom!
Don't those miniatures look great?
It looks like a bunch of, like shirt boxes you would get for Christmas that they cut holes
in to make them look like city buildings.
Yeah, they cut the windows out.
It was really terrible.
It's great.
What?
Looks great?
And luckily these three shrunked head kids come upon what in the street?
A sexual assault in progress.
Oh my God.
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I mean, my notes are all over the place.
It was one of your notes, they kill the malefactors.
No, it isn't.
But it does say, nurture your hate,
which I apparently took as good advice,
because I wrote it down.
And then there's that scene where Sally is sleeping in bed and there's like a five by
seven frame photo of Tommy on her nightstand.
I was like, you made out once, throw the fuck up.
I'm trying to imagine of all the women that I made out with once.
Oh, sure.
There's been a few.
I have made out with lots of men once.
I know how this goes. Imagine having a picture of any of them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the their their th th th them them tham tham tham tham tham tham. thoom. thia. thi. thi. thate. thate. thate. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. A thi. A thi. A thi. A thi. A. A. A. A. I. A. theaaa. Ia. thea. Ia. thea. thia. Ia. Ia. I'm. I'm. I'ma. I know how this goes. Imagine having a picture of any of them by your bedside.
Oh no, even if they got murdered.
I'd be like, well, they would only be like, that's a reminder of what not to do again.
Exactly.
And it's clearly this kid's headshot, which I cannot believe got him this movie because he looks insane in it. This is where I have the note, the tiny head props are.
Something else.
They are.
And if you don't want to watch the movie, at least Google image searched them because,
who boy.
So, the Tommy, after they stop the sexual assault and kill the malefactors, which is some. With the switchblade. Yeah, kill the malefactors is something that Mr. Sumatra says multiple times. th props th props th props th props the th props th props th props th props the th th th th th th th the th th th assault and kill the malefactors. They kill the malefactors. With a switchblade. Yeah, kill the malefactors is something that Mr.
Sumatra says multiple times to them. You're going to take out the malefactors.
He's insane. He only speaks in Shakespearean nonsense. And so Tommy's like, hey, I, guys, I've got to go to go peel off and creep on this girl that I made out with once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once..... the the their. their. their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they's, their, their, they's, they're they're they're they're they're they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. So. their, their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they'll they'll they'll their, their, they'll the. to thea' to thoomoomorrow, they're they're to they're they're they're tooome. they're they're they'll they'll, their, they'll on this girl that I made out with once and stare at her, or go into her room.
You don't want her to see you like this?
And he sees that she's got a...
Two-tas, Sally from Vinny Lockett around her name.
He's so fucking bummed. He goes back to the hideout and he's like nothing more for us in this world now except revenge.
And it's like did you think you were going to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to the to to to to the to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see the the their the to see to see to see to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the revenge and it's like did you think you were going to be able to bone down again because you aren't I have
to tell you and so we see it's gonna have a little bone around of his neck
hole so sorry I can't stop thinking about it and I'm upset so
so I can't stop thinking about it and I'm upset
so So, we see the aforementioned malefactors who have been murdered are now zombified, and
their penance in their zombie afterlife is that they have to clean up garbage.
And that they have, they shit themselves, they have a loss of bowel control. Everywhere
they go they're farting and shiting.
One of them says to the other, we really fucked up this time, Stinky.
Ask me if I liked that.
Ask me.
Can you like that? I loved it.
And they've also shit themselves and they're also stinky.
That's why it's funny, see?
So we see the Vipers approaching Mr. Sumatra.
Mm-hmm. And he scares them away by turning his eyes glowing
red?
He says, I am the one who will pluck out your tongues with bolt cutters and roast them.
Sir?
That's some death squad shit.
It's because we will not pay the extortion of, you know, protection.
Right.
Only a bougar sees the glowing eyes, too.
Pud does not see those.
Yeah.
What do you think that's sort of her?
Puddington Bear?
So they go back and Boogers like, I have to take a shower.
And when we see him, he's doing like a hot lady shower scene where he's like, you know, shoulders
are all over the place.
Y'all are so sad this isn't a visual podcast.
Them shoulders was moving.
Shoulders all over the place.
But here comes Freddy with the blade.
Just, just, a headless, or no, I'm sorry, a bodyless child flies into a breath rub and slit another
child's throat.
Yes.
Is that okay?
And I'm just thinking Charles Band is like, I'm just clicked on Darius Love, who played Freddy.
And I'm just thinking Charles B.
And he did a lot of Nickelodeon work.
Well, apparently I just clicked on Darius Love who was the who
played Freddy. Okay. And he did a lot of Nickelodeon work. That tracks. Yeah.
It's a real cute kid. He's a cute kid. Yeah. I think so did Sally. I think she did a
lot of Nickelodeon stuff too. Okay. And maybe like a days of our lives or something.
Yeah. General Hospital. There, yeah, General Hospital. Here she is. There we go.
General Hospital.
Man, 1994.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be 20.
That's what our age gap really shows.
So yeah, so he kills the fucking booger in the bathtub.
Yes, Billy is just sucking on his neck making that sexy sound, a sensual sound.
He's doing a sensual neck suck when Pud comes in because he's fallen asleep and the TV has gone off the air, which is hilarious.
In 1984, I don't think it did that anymore. No, no. It would be infomercials.
And so he goes in and he's like, man, you've been taking a shower for like three hours.
Are you okay?
The water's so cold, it's just concerned.
He did not notice that body in the bathroom?
But when he shuts the water off, he goes, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah. And then they the the the the the the water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. The water. the water. The water. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water is. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. The water. Yeah. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. the water is. the water is. the water is the water is the water is the water is the water is the water. the water. the water. the water. the water. up and holds back the big guy, Pud, so that the heads can attack him.
He does, he does, and they do.
Ay, ay, ay.
Finney shows up wearing his double-breasted jacket at Mr. Sumatra's stand.
Mr. Sumatra says, what do you want, doomed one?
Which I thought was very funny.
Please start talking to people like that.
What do you want, doomed one?
Oh my God.
And he tells Vinny where the guys are, where Booger and Putt are.
And they go, he goes to where Booger and Putter and they're in an alley making a garden.
Yeah.
And Booger turns around and says something to them,
and he's got a mouthful of maggots.
Love that.
It was great, but it was also like, what?
Why would he though?
Yeah.
And here's where I have to make a confession.
Please.
Watch this kind of late last night, and, did you see the flashback brain transfer green screen
thing where Tommy is able to use his lightning brain powers to show Sally and her brain what
happened to him? Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So I was watching that and it was unfathomable, of course.
And then it just immediately I was watching this on the Roku channel. It just cut to an ad with Shaquille O'Neal Hawking, like,
I don't know, pain cream or something.
And the whole thing was just so comedic.
I couldn't stop.
I just couldn't stop.
You should know that I rented this movie.
Oh, no, I wasn right? I think so. Yeah, it's free on the Roku channel. Yeah, I spent three bucks to watch this movie because I was like I've been burned too many times
for the fucking commercials. I can't do it again. Oh, it's so good. So after he mind melts with
Sally, what's his next move? Shimming on up her shirt. Yeah, just hugging her tits. tits thii thits. And th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the ti. I I I I I I ti. I ti. I ti. I've ti. I've ti. I've ti. I've ti. I've ti. I've ti. I've b-f-fuu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-s fu. I've b-a what? Nipple. Her child's nipple.
You're yelling at me like I made this movie.
I am not.
I did not.
Chuckie Bant? Can I speak to you over here for a second?
Nah, dog.
No, no, that didn't need to be in your movie.
We're told she's 15.
That didn't need to Mr. Sumatra, if you knew Vinny was a killer, why didn't you warn me? And he's like,
me, eh. I'm also a killer. Yeah, it's a great question. But yeah, I mean, she just lets a
shrunken head motorboat her on several occasions. There's a scene later on in the movie where she's
just staying there having a conversation with someone holding her shirt open so this tiny
child's head can rub on her tits.
Charles banned you absolute nutbar.
Fuck me. Fuck you.
Fuck everything.
Bugger and Pud. So, Vinnie runs away and Bougar and Pud go to his house?
Or his whatever?
I guess so.
Yes, he's got that light up poster in his room.
He does have a light up poster, which is like, what?
Nothing about this guy says light up poster.
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I'm sure.
You think you're still...
The 90s are back, dude!
This is where Mr. Zimatra says,
capital punishment, Haitian style,
and pulls out a pistol and you're like,
whoops a deucey! And then he turns to Sally and says, is your maiden head in thine, is thine, is thine, is thine, is thine, is thi and is thi and is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is your maiden, is thi and is thi and is thi and is thi, is the the the thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is your maiden head intact? What? Oh, I think I did fall asleep for that point.
Oh, you didn't hear him asking Sally for a maidenhead was intact?
Hmm.
When he goes, he says to her, go in my bedroom and dress in the gown in my closet.
I saw that.
And she's like, okay, yeah.
What? No, Sally?
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In his condominium.
Oh my God, and there's like a lot of zombies now in the streets.
Yes, I don't know why though.
Nope, I guess they've been solving crimes and getting malifactors.
Clean it up graffiti. There's a scene where Sally is standing there and there's something whirling above her
head and then you realize it's the heads running in a circle really fast.
Really fast.
It's so funny.
Check on my bitch and tube saw.
This is probably why I have the note.
What the fuck is Sally wearing?
Yeah, that whole but his police uniform is like a zoot suit it is a suit suit
yes it is he says this murder must be consummated at my condominium
Jesus Christ there's a chase scene where like Skag is playing and I maybe I'm making this up
it's a zootu and Riot. Riot!
Oh man.
There's a temple of the apocalypse bus.
It's a bus that seems to be carrying like cult members to their deaths.
And the bus just goes into the water, like it's swerve. It's awful.
I did not see that.
We're sleeping.
Okay, well, Big Mo's got a gun.
Yeah.
One of the heads bites her gun hand.
And she shoots.
She shoots some mantra.
Uh-huh.
Well, she also shoots Bill in his head, which is very obvious,
because where else would she shoot him?
And then they run over, to the bus or by one of Mo's people?
Viny's Tashy Wagon, I think.
Gotcha, gotcha.
I did see that.
I mean, my notes are insane.
Frinney.
Into Vinny's mouth.
Oh, Tommy jams himself down Vinny's throat.
Yes, he does.
He does.
He then gags.
Gaggingthe sparking was well because he's electricity inside of him. Right. Yeah, I'm an idiot
What if this was the litmus test for being an idiot?
Understanding the 1994 film shrunken heads The movie that everyone is very familiar with? Sorry, okay. No, I love it. No, it's no. And that's fine. I love you, how's that?
So, they, they've killed Vinny. They've killed everybody, I guess.
Yeah, and then Mr. Zimantra goes and recovers all the heads. Yes. And he, Sally says, well, what
what will happen to them now? And she's like, I'm just gonna hang on to them until they deteriorate into brown liquid and you're like, what? What the fuck? So they wrap Vinny in
Gauze. Yeah, why? I don't know. Okay. And then, and then Sally's gonna do a voodoo. Is that what's happening?
Yeah, it looks like she's a she's a virgin. Yeah, her maiden head's intact. She's like a hot, he calls her the priestess of something. Yes, that's right. And she has to care for the the their. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's to do. She's to do. She's to do. She's to do. She's to do. She's to do. She. She's to do. She. She's to do. She's to do. She's to do. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's to. She's to. She's to. She's to. She's to. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's, the. She's, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. calls her the priestess of something. Yes, that's right. She has to care for the heads which seems like a
big fucking ordeal for a fucking teenager.
Jesus Christ. I think that I really did like though is that Mr. Sumatra, who has
survived his gunshot, sends a big most girlfriend away. Yeah. He says you can go wherever
you please, little flashy one. I really love.
She is though, she's very flashy.
Very flashy, little flashy one.
I believe her name is Mitzy.
Mitsy.
Didn't I just call Missy, Mitzy downstairs?
I think I sure did.
He said it was a cool nickname.
I keep calling her Mitzy until she gets mad.
She's allady mad, she's not mad.
She's mad that I keep calling her Melissa.
Not her name.
Katie.
Alan.
That's the end.
It is.
That's it.
That's the end of the movie.
Why?
Can we go to the condominium of rating phases? Yeah. Go ahead and go first. I give
this movie three doctors of cats in a condominium. Three doctor cats? Three doctors
of cats. The doctor of cats says he will soon be bursting with health. Wow.
Three doctors of cats in a condominium.
I'm going to give this three pubescent boys dead heads.
Oh boy, that's worse than three veterinarians in a condominium.
Doctors of cats, please.
Please. Call me Doctor of Cats.
D.O.C. This is a bad movie.
It's fucking awful.
It's a badly produced film.
It looks like shit.
Except for the heads, they look great.
The heads look great.
The streets look terrible, somehow.
Somehow the set is worse than anything you could imagine.
It's so bad.
I mean, it's hard to make it that bad. They had to work on it. They worked on it. They made it that bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a conscious decision.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the message of this movie other than Snitches get stitches?
Snitches get stitches?
Uh, death squat, useful maybe.
Hey, a time and a place, right?
Sometimes you have death smiots autographs in autographs, their like going to someone's newsstand and be like,
oh, that's an autographed picture of Joseph Stotlin behind you.
Cool, cool, cool.
Let me ask you another question.
Yeah.
If you had an autographed picture of Sudan Hussein,
would you display it?
Because I kind of think I would in an ironic way.
The other night I was lamenting the fact that I don't have this t-shirt that I stole from my dad years ago.
Is it the one about fishing?
No, that's the happy fisherman getting a blowjob from a fish.
This one was a huge clock and standing in front of it was Uncle Sam choking Saddam Hussein.
And it said it's only a matter of time, Saddam.
It's so stupid. Listeners to this show, if you can find this shirt, send us a message.
Because as we know, 20 years on from the U.S. invasion of Iraq, we did nothing but fuck that
country of. We fucked that country? Yeah. I mean, Saddam is not a good guy. No, Batman.
Bad man. Would you display his autograph? I noticed that you didn't answer to me? A headshot of Saddam. No, I would not have th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. Sa' thi. Sa' thi. Sa, thi. Sa, thi. Sa, th. If th. If th. If th. If th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Sa, thi. Sa, thi. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa display his autograph though? I noticed that you didn't answer to me. A headshot of Saddam.
No, I would not have a sign.
All right.
If only if it was him in the spider hole.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Before you're assassinated, can you sign this picture in Korea?
Hi, Peter in Korea.
Oh.
Katie.
Al thah. K. th. th. th. th. th. a patrol? I've loved that. This is from Peter in Korea.
Hi, Peter and Korea.
I haven't had time to listen to any of your episodes yet.
Peter?
I'm sorry you're so busy.
Just signed up after your outstanding appearance on the most recent gam.
No way! You gave us some money for that?
Without ever hearing what we're doing over here, which is a little bit messier. Regards from Inchon, Korea, Peter. Thank you so much.
Yeah, that's so kind. Peter, you're so cool.
Yeah. Those gamm listeners are really nice people. They're generous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Katie.
Alan.
If you want to, this is a no from a new patron.
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my name is Nijja, Nijah, how would you pronounce it?
Nijja, yeah.
Let us know if we're correct or not.
And when we're wrong, inevitably, correct us please.
Nijja, gosh, that's pretty.
Yeah, yeah. If I was to give a shout out, it would probably be to the Piat guys, which is Puzzle
and a Thunderstorm guys, and Eli in particular for letting me know you guys were doing this
awesome thing.
Oh.
Have at it in y'all's spectacular fashion.
Thank you, Nezah.
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However we butchered your name. However we butchered your name. And thank you to Puzzle on a Thunderstorm for giving us so much hype. It's been really nice. And they were just so fun. I had so much fun.
It really did. Yeah. If you haven't listened to that episode, we did the exorcist too. You should you should go. You should go listen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You. You. You. You. to. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. What do you want to do next week? Let's do another movie.
Why don't you pick one this time? I did. I feel like my picking privileges should be revoked
after shrunken heads. No. Did you have fun at least? I did. I did. I knew it was going to have
fun talking to you about it, even if I may or may not have fallen asleep multiple times times during the same movie. I mean I did did th. I th. I may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may th. I th. I th. I may th. I th. I th. I th. I the the th. I the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I the. I the. I the. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. to multiple times during the same movie. I mean I did sleep through the second half of Puppet Master 2 and I think you had to explain
most of it to me because I like woke up and they were in Egypt and I didn't
know what it happened. It's no excuse but I did make a really delicious mac and
cheese last night and I think it just took it out of me. I mean that's a sleepy time food. Yeah I'm gonna sit in your your your your your your your your your your your your your your their. Sit in your their. Sit in your their. Sit in your their. Sit in your thum. Sit in your thum. Sit in your thum. Sit in your thum. Sit in thum. Sit thum. Sit thum. Sit thum. Sit they're gonna go go go go. It's just just just just. Sit they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to t. I tum. I tum. I tum. I took took to to to tum. I to tum. I to they're they're they're they're they're they, that's how the tomtoms work. I don't know... Do I have to explain tomtombs to you?
But I may be when we go out there. We're going to do the 2012 vehicle of... Oh my god, who did I say it was?
Ethan Hawk. I was gonna say Eli Roth. That's not right. Ethan Hawk. Ethan Hawk.
Father of Maya, we're doing the film sinister.
Sinister.
I, I don't, I, when you, I just heard that Everclear song in my head
where he goes, Father of mine, which wasn't even about his dad.
No, it wasn't right. He had a really good relationship with his dad.
I think, at least fine.
I mean, he has a really good relationship with their dad. I bet he did mean own big black boots. No. And I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me me me me me me me to me to me to me too, I too, I too, I tho, I the the the the thu thu the thu tho tho the thooo thooooooo thu thooooooooooooooo. thu tho. I th has a really good relationship with her dad. I bet he did me own big black boots. No, and an old suit case. That song slaps though.
It does. That's a good one. Father of mine, not so much. Father mine's fine. I'm sorry, but it's no Santa Monica.
No. The first song you learn to play on guitar. If you have in a while, do yourself a favor and go
listen to Santa Monica by Everclear. But no more ever clear than that. Sure. Get in, get
out. Yeah. There are one hit wonder. They had a lot of hits. They had a lot of hits. You were
pretty good when I saw them at stage A. You've about eight years back? Was that with Eve six? Yeah.
And Soul Asylum.
And a Spacehog.
Spacehog?
Spacehog?
Yeah, yeah.
Couldn't sound right coming out of my mouth.
You made fun of Hedges.
He was missing him.
I feel like I talk about the show all the time.
It's like the only show I've ever been to my whole life.
Just the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most the only the only the only the most monumental. Not a lot to me.
This is your my Lollapolus in 1993,
Bristol, Bristle Fishbone.
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and they were like, oh, there's no pit.
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Uh, Katie. Yeah. Thanks for listening to another episode of where will the tape.
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