Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 423- Sinister (2012)

Episode Date: April 10, 2023

In this week's episode, we're questioning why Ethan Hawke loves being in movies about dead children so much with the 2012 supernatural thriller "Sinister." Special topics for your consideration include: making a whole ass movie about wandering your house in the dark while wearing lounge pants, being a whiner about coffee, being a shit husband and a shittier dad, actors you know from every other conceivable things, and the problem with true crime. Do you enjoy seeing Ethan Hawke act against dead children? You may enjoy Episode 394- "The Black Phone." Do you enjoy Vincent D'Onofrio doing whatever he wants? Then we'd suggest Episode 133- "The Cell." True crime fan? Apparently we covered "The Town that Dreaded Sundown" in Episode 49, but it's the remake and not even the original. Still, true story! The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance  hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Begul! It sounds like a slur against Italian. You fucking Begul! Bagul! Sounds like a slur against Italian. You fucking Baguul's coming to my house! Bagul! When they said Bagul for the first time, I fell off my bed. I fell to the floor and

I looked up at this guy and I said Bagul. I understand you wanted to get Boogie man. Oh, fuck. I did not even get that. But it sounds like Gabal. Yes, it's a slur I'm sure of it. These fucking Baguels. Fucking Baguels. Oh my god, Alan. I want to be very clear. We just are recording this episode after we recorded our Patreon episode, which was the day after tomorrow, which is a movie that I absolutely despised. I am worked the fuck up. Well, it did come out two days before thus, so it wasn't that day, never mind.

Shish, shush, don't tell them, it's not live. They don't know. Oh, Bloomhouse. Oh, Bloom House. Oh my God. What made you choose this movie? I, okay, so in 2012 when this film came out, was it 2000? Yes, 2012. I remember seeing, going, that looks dumb. Yeah. And just like erasing it from my memory.

Right. And then recently I was watching like a hundred scariest moments in horror movies or something. And one of the scenes in this came up and they were like, Fucked me up, the lawnmower. Oh yeah, that's actually pretty good. Yeah. And I was like, well I do like Ethan Hawk. Yeah. Maybe we'll watch this movie.

So that was, I feel like you were struggling for something else as a reason to watch. Yeah, yeah, I like nothing, God nothing. I mean, and Ethan Hawk really spit, this movie could be called Sinister Colin Ethan Hawk wanders a dark house and a t-shirt and lounge pants. A too dark house. Can we turn the lights up a little bit? I just don't know what happens in most of this movie. I was watching it during the day and had to keep moving around my living room so I wasn't getting sun glare and not able to see anything. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. the the, to. to, to, the, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, the, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, and, and, the, the, the, and, and, the, the, and, the, the, the, and, the, the, the day and had to keep moving around my living room so I wasn't getting sun glare and not able to see anything. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.

So we start off with it as everyone likes to start a movie with a family hanging in a fucking tree. The family that hangs together. Nope. It's in the 70s? No, I don't know. Well, it looked like it was because it's on like a. And I was like, well, a family that hangs together. And it's this like Rube Goldberg device of a big hatchety, axity thing, hacking a limb until the limb falls and drags the family up.

And I was like, there's got to be a better way. Which was confusing because I thought when we saw them in the first place,, yeah, yeah. And then sinister. Blah. Get you? Sinister. Sinister. Ethan Hawk is here. Ethan Hawk. His family is moving into a new home. Yeah. We see a sign for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Yeah. Finest Commonwealth in the Union. America's top number one Commonwealth. I mean there's a few others, but I'm going to say we're the best. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah............ Yeah. Yeah....... Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the Union. America's top number one Commonwealth.

I mean, there's a few others, but I'm going to say we're the best. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, fuck you, Massachusetts. Suck it, probably New Hampshire. Yeah. Suck it. He's moving his family into a home. It's definitely not a murder house.

It's also his office is the biggest room in the house. I find that offensive. He's a bad partner, a bad dad. I cannot tell if he's meant to be a sympathetic character in this movie because I do not find him such at all. No. I don't, I mean, as much as, like, I feel like there's just a genre of horror movies where you're not supposed to like anybody really in the movies because like most of the characters just aren't fleshed out. Like his family is like the most one-dimensional family.

His wife is just like a servitude of person. Stepdaughter of Mark Rylands. I got very excited about that. Uh-huh. Sir? Have... what's the... What's the... Have you ever watched the Wolf Hall mini-series on Masterpiece? On what? Masterpiece? No! Alan, no! He's in a ton of stuff. Mark, you'd recognize Mark Rylance if you saw him. He's a British actor. His stepdaughter. This is a stepdaughter.

Awesome. Listen, Katie, I'm grasping at fucking straws here. Take the straws, no, squeeze him, go on. I was excited to see James Ranson in this. I like that guy. I like him and everything I see him in. Yeah, and he was also in black Fred Thompson is in this movie. Oh my God, Fred Dalton Thompson.

That dude is enormous. He's like enormous. I think he got elected by just intimidating everybody to put him in the fucking Congress. Yeah. Yeah. He's a car. He's like the sheriff of his town. And he hates Ethan Hawk. He liked his first book, but his second two books were insulting to the police.

Kentucky Blood. Kentucky Blood is his first one, yeah. Ethan Hawk is a true crime writer. He is. And he got famous from what appears to be his first book. Yes. And he has not gotten that lick of the brass ring again. As they say. Is that what they say? I don't think so. No? Just put up. I look at that

brass ring. No, I think that's real. I'll look it up while you talk. So, uh, the deputy so-and-so, James Ransom's character is excited to get his book signed by Ethan Hawk, but the sheriff is pissed off about it. And then sheriff also says that moving in here is in very bad taste? Yes. Yes. Yes. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, but the sheriff is pissed off about it. And then sheriff also says that moving in here is in very bad taste. Yes? It's a Simpsons reference, I'm sorry. For a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Okay. Go on. It's like, it's in my brain somewhere.

I bent my wookie. I'm sorry, I miss everything you were saying. I'll rewind, go on. Half of the cops are excited to see him. The other half of the cops are not excited to see him. This is out of two cops. Yes. I think there's a third cop, never comes back, never says anything, it's fine.

And so we get Fred Thompson saying, I think it's in poor tasks that you moved in there. And immediately his wife or Ethanox's wife is like, we didn't like move into the murder house or just down the street from the murder house again. She didn't have brought two houses down from a murder house again, are we? He goes, no, first of all, one, what a piece of shit he is. Two, Google where you're going to move? What? Did you not look it up? No, and he uses both Google and Safari in this. He didn't get Internet Searchman to come up and help him. I love Find It. Com. We're told that one of his bad books was Blood Diner and I was like, oh, I'd read Blood Diner. I'm pretty sure that is a movie. Yeah. I'd watch, I'd watch Blood Diner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds delicious. Yeah.

I mean, if you think about any place they serve meat, you know, Blood Diner. Stop it! I was vegan for 10 years. Just gotta come out every once in a while. What have you just made everyone in your entire life unhappy for your art? What if you just did that? Oh, man. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. He sucks. Like turning to your partner and be like, I'm trying to live my dream. It doesn't

matter if you're miserable. It's not a good argument. Our children? Fuck our children! Uh, yeah, Trevor's having night tears. Yeah, what is his focal pussy? Little pussy. Little pussy. Baby. Were you in the bushes again, Trevor? Get out of the bushes, you little pussy. Sorry, I guess, I just litter the house with murders.

Sorry. I guess, I could play nut up and stuff get all scared. Because you don't want me to be famous! I gotta catch, I gotta lick that brass wig again. Look at. That's what it means. So he goes to the attic to put stuff away and find an attic scorpion as you do. It's Pennsylvania.

There are no scorpions in Pennsylvania. What the fuck? I don't think they like water generally and were full of it. Listen unless you bought a bar of soap while you were in Phoenix, Arizona and brought it home. Why did it need to be in Pennsylvania if a scorpion was going to be part of it? Just pick one or the other. We're admittedly one of the spookier states. Are we? Are we? What's spooky about it? A lot of stuff is said here. thi? to the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the s. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Name something? Uh, six cents. Oh, yeah. Well, that's M. Nigh Chamolm a lot. Name's something that's not Mnicham a lot. Name something that's not Mnicham a lot. Uh, uh, oh, fuck, what was that bad Netflix

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I'm not talking shit on Mennonites. Menonites are cool. They're fine. Mennonites are cool. They're fine. Hi, Tara. So with the Scorpion, he finds a box of film reels and a projector. Yep. And the film reels are named innocuous things like, pull party 66. Yeah. Pull party 69.

Okay. So he watches. He watches the murder of the family of the house that he's currently in. Right, because we've seen him walk by the kitchen window and outside is that tree in the backyard. And you're like, yep, there it is. Why is that limb still just laying next to the tree? You think a real estate agent would come and have like a tree guy come and cut that up. A whole tree should be gone tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree. tree tree. tree. th. tree. tree. th. the the the the the. the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. te. te. te. te. gotta go. Murder tree is out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You the Pittsburgh Property Diva get in the touch. Would you leave the... Would you leave the murder tree in the yard? Sorry, there's a Pittsburgh property diva that's got billboards fucking everywhere. Everywhere! I cannot stop in a red light without seeing Lauren Klein. She's too old for this shit.

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yeah where they're all chained into it and the station wagon is chained as well was like you got a lot of chains in that family oh many chains did you bring the chains? also I was like is that a cobra painted the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I was th I was th I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the thir thir thir thir thir I was I was fired I was th. I was thir I was thir I was fired I was fired going I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thir thir the I was the I was their their theeeeir tho. I was theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was the. I was the. I got a lot of chains in that family. That's so many chains! Did you bring the chains? Also, I was like, is that a cobra painted on the hood of the car? It is. It's a snake. Yeah, yeah. It's a snake. I thought it was a scorpion. Yeah, no, it's a snake because he's the snake, the scorpion and the movie? I thought maybe you just had a fine imagination. No. And I checked. It ain't real. Bagoole ain't real. Oh God. And it's also just like, wait till this guy learns about podcasts. You know what I mean? Because he would absolutely be doing a podcast about the smarter.

He's gonna team up with the Mac. They're gonna do a good podcast together. They're gonna say clear at the end of it. He watches another movie and then he's like, oh man I'm gonna call the cops. I gotta tell him I have these because this is too much. So he calls the police and he gets to the 911 operator and then he sees Kentucky blood on the shelf and he's like, you know what, I need a book more than a moral code. Yeah. Morality? Gone!

He's a terrible man. And I was like, all right, so you got these film and you say, hey, let me write a book about you solving these crimes. Yes. And I will have a fucking hit. ACAB and all but like for real justice for those families. Oh so and then he hears more rattling noises and creaking noises. Okay what is it? And he goes out and there's a box in the hallway. Right.

And it's this huge fucking house. A child starts coming out of the box backwards and screaming and I was like, that's good spookery. It is good spookery and you think it's going to be another box of movies but it's just a screaming shirtless hippie child. And at this point like I'm like, I'm pretty on board with this movie. I think this conceit of finding a box of past crimes for some sort of serial killer is interesting. Yes. Don't make a supernatural and everything's going to be good good good good good it was bugoo? No, I strongly agree with you at this point I'm in on the movie. We learn that Trevor has night terrors. His hair looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm sorry. It's like layered and glossy. He's spinning around and yelling, come and get me, or whatever the fuck she yells.

What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Today I was watching a baseball game, the pirates were playing against the Cincinnati Reds who had the baseball player named Will Benson, and I was like, huh, that's the name of the bad guy from the second I know who killed her though. Excuse me, the second I still know what you did last summer. Oh, do you mean Ben? Will's son? Ben? No, it's Will Benson.

I love that. Two-time sneakers fly out of a dryer. Love it when they do that. Fucking loving you, Brandy. Thank you for the Brandy could only think of Moisha knew that was her character's name and not her name. So, like, like, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wife, the wi, the wi, the wi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's th. I it's th. I it's th. I it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the y could only think of Moisha knew that was her character's name and not her name. So like the wife who I don't even think it's a name. I mean Tracy Oswald? I'm gonna call her wife because that's all she gets to be. I don't think the daughter has a name either. That's uh Ashley. Oh Ashley. Oh Ashley, yeah. The wife is like when you're happy we're all happy and it's like, oh that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a that's a the the the the the the the the the that's a the their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the wo. I's, the w. I's, the w. I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. I th. I the yeah, the wife is like when you're happy we're all happy and

Yeah, that's a that's bad. That's really really really really bad. Yeah, and it is his fault though So don't fucking coddle him about this shit. Yeah, yeah, he does not deserve this woman also get a fucking office off campus. Yeah, so get a fucking office off campus. Yes, you don't have to do this in the house. Rent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the th. Yeah. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.the house. Rent a storage unit. Yeah, sir. Yeah, yeah, come on. Then he watches another movie after the kids go to school for the first day of school. This is 1966 pool party? Yes, this is pool party. Okay. And we see a family taped down to lawn chairs with cinder blocks attached to them, then drug into a pool. It's good. It's good. That is a gross way to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the t. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. the the ti. the the ti. ti. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the te. the the to them then drug into a pool. It's good. It's good. That is a gross way to kill people. It's horrible. But it's like for as far as a movie goes, like I am tense. I'm not enjoying it, but I'm like, it's good. Yeah, it's good spookery. And I'm like, oh fuck the pool with the family. I just thought like it looks like an overly gothic teen.

You know, teen who went too far goth and you're like, oh, hopefully they'll grow out of it in college. What's this skullface, witch face? What is this? Slipknot or a series of notes that I am? But it isn't. It's Bagoo! God damn it. So he tries to record, the film burns because he pauses the projector and the film burns. So he has to like videotape what's left of the movie and then try to see if he can find Gobble Gould's face.

But Gould was the best you could come up. I mean it's a bad name and I think the character design is bad. Sure. It looks like your, I mean it looks like sting from WCW. It's not good. Who looks like a half-assed The Crow? The Crow. Actually, he's a more ass to the crow. He's trying harder.

He's got the full face, you know. Oh my God. So, Trevor gets in trouble at school. The wife says your son is acting out again. You know, sometimes she loses the British accent. Yes. And she also later in the movie when the daughter does something, she's like, your daughter did this. And it's like, are these not your children? I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't. I don't. So. So. So, I they. So, I don't. So. So, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, they they. So. So. So. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. They. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they they they they they they they th. I don't, I don't, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they movie when the daughter does something, she's like, your daughter did this? And it's like, are these not your children? I don't know. I don't think, I don't know, they may not be her kids.

Yeah, I hope not. She could split and just be fine. A new life for her. I'm going back to England with Mark Rylands. I'm going back about Mark Ryland. Someone's like, Katie's so fucking stupid and not know who Mark Ryland has. Mark Ryland is. I'm looking him up.

So he gets to trouble for, this is so stupid. She's like, he drew in permanent marker on a whiteboard. Like, it's the most offensive thing you could do. He could have done an erasible marker, but no, he had to do it in Bermanent Marker. On his first day of school, where he did, maybe he was confused. Did a portrait of a family being hung together. Yes, oh I know who this guy is. I know who Mark Riley.

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Yeah. And so we see a family taped down to their their times, 1970-something. Yeah. And so we see a family taped down to their beds. Yes. And then we say, I like to this thing of we see their throats getting slip, but we only see them reflected in Ethan Hawks' glasses. Right. It was classy. And it's like saying, you know, he is taking this in. We're seeing him taking the violence. And he can't watch the kid get killed. He watches mom and dad, but he can't watch the kid. Right. He like turns away from that.

But he sees, he notices that there's some kind of a culty symbol on the door. He keeps printing out still shots from the movie, which for some reason was making me laugh really hard. Just the idea of printing stills. I don't know why. He's got like a little laser printer up there. He's got to put him on his corkboard. He's a cardboard boy.

He is a corkboard boy. He is. He is. He is. You're right. I'm sorry. Sorry. So he notices when he turns the contrast up that in the little kid who gets murdered room there's a Pittsburgh, or Pittsburgh, there's a poster. What?

There's a poster for something in St. Louis. Yes. So he looks for murders in St. Louis with a missing child. Finds it right away. Luckily he goes right to Safari, right to Google, he's able to find these things. And then there's more creaking in the house. Is this where he figures out that someone had lived in the house, that like the people who had been murdered in his current house had lived in that house prior? No, that's not until the very end. Are you sure? Yeah, because... Briefly in the middle of the movie. I didn't think so, but I was missing stuff and I have to keep her wanting it, because I was like taking notes and something would happen and I'd miss something, so maybe I missed

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the murders. Yeah, little illustrations of the scene, but they all have a character named Mr. Boogie, which is cute, honestly. I think Mr. Boogie would be a great name for a little dog. It would. Like a little like long hair docks and come on Mr. Boogie. Also if you're a throwback 70s disco DJ. You are Mr. Boogie. You're Mr. Boogie. You've got a van with Mr. Boogie on the side of it.

You've got Mr. Boogie. You do finger points to end sentences. And that's what I said, Mr. Boogie out. Mr. Boogie is for sale. Oh, shit. Link our angel fire to it. I don't want to call, you have to call someone to buy it, though. Why would you have to call someone to buy a website? I don't know. Right now, it's just advertising keto gummy bu. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi thi thi thi thi. thu. thu thu the to thu to thu thu the thi. And thu th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, th. And, that's th. And, that's that's th. And, th. And, that's th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, though. Why would you have to call someone to buy a website? I don't know. Right now it's just advertising keto gummy bears, biohazard cleanups and TV stream services, whatever that is. What kind of mess is the ban biohazard making? I don't know. Need a price instantly contact us now? No, I shan't. I'm not calling you. Give me a call about this website. That's a fucking scam. No!

Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm interested in Mr. Boogie.com. Oh, hey, you're calling about Mr. Boogie, huh? I wonder if Mr. Boogie.net's available. Dot.org. You gotta be registered for those, don't you? You can just get those. Can we get a non-profit Mr. Boogie website? Mr. Boogie.net, get this domain. Okay, go on. I'm most times putting my credit card number in. Let's say you're a famous... $70. For the service fee, and then $1535 to buy Mr. Boogie. That's $1,535. I'm sorry, what? Although, that doesn't look like we can get Mr. Boogie.org for only $9.99.

I didn't think you could do that. I like the night in life, Mr. Boogie. that info is only $3.99. $3.99. On it. Mr. Boogie. Online, 99 cents. I'm sorry. Go on, I'm listening. Mr. Boogie. online 99 cents I'm sorry go on I'm listening. Katie you're a famous author your first book Big Hit yeah you were interviewed by now defamed Tavis Smiley do you he got caught up of the Me Too to do you who don that

no no don't do those things do you watch videos of yourself being interviewed by Tavis Smiley? God, no. I like, no, I can't interact with most records of myself. All I could think was, right now Katie's thinking, why is this guy jerking off to a mirror? Yes, he's drinking a lot too. He's like, I'm like a drunk and watch my interview with that guy. I can't get hard like I used to. I'm back but Tavis Smiley interviewed me.

Such a great name though, Tavis Smiley, you'll never forget it. Bad guy. Bad guy. Go bad. Oh my God. So then he's reviewing the films, because he loves him now. They're his favorite movies. Yeah, I don't think you could, I don't think I could watch them again. No.

No. No. No. And he's just like keeping them a secret and watching them. Like, do you think he touches himself? Oh, yeah. Ew. I'm trying his Bennington College shirt and no pants just jerking it to a video of people being murdered? You know how I live in constant fear of finding my thing?

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And Ethan Hawk is just such a monster. Such a monster. So, oh, and he's also, we see some scene of somebody being drugged down by ghost children hands who kind of looks like a bunko Ethan Hawk. The tiny hands were so stupid. I was like, just little baby ghost hands. Why? Why is this happening?

I wrote, ghost hands? Y'all lost me. The overly gothawed tean is in your bushes. Yeah, this is where he finds out that before the people lived in this house, they lived where the last murders happened. And then I wrote, I'm sure this will have no bearing on your lovely family. That's right. Oh, this is also what he gets the phone call and he's talking to Deputy So-and-so, which is how he's saved in his phone.

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Also, does Ethan Hawk have a thing for dead children? Yeah, he's a real, he's a real bugle. Him and Bloomhouse love a dead kid. They love dead kids. They're so sure that dead kids are the greatest thing to ever happen to their careers. It feels good, man. It feels great. I feel fucking great. The mom says to the daughter, he's very particular about his coffee.

And you're like, of course he is. He's a fucking p-p-fresh person. Oh man, definitely giving French press people a bad name. Are you a French press person? I'm a Mr. Coffee person. Okay. It's all taste the same. It's like weed people. They're like, oh this Indica gets you this one and this is a sativa.

No, it gets you high. All coffee is the same. All wine, I'm pretty sure is the same. Hold on. Let me, and this is a double IPA on, let me just. Just, true-alug. I love the notes of grapefruit. Uh-huh. You know that I order my coffee from high-end coffee places? I did not know that, mine. Not high-end. Presso George in this trip. Oh, that's a nice place. Yeah, yeah sure save sometimes sometimes Costco sometimes I want it in bulk because I'm tired and you know what who gives a shit drink what you like I'm just saying don't be a bitch about it I grew up drinking 711 coffee so just brown water I used to walk past crazy mocha

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Torque. Torque. Torque is the word I was looking for. Also, he's like, we'll just lock the kid in his room. You cannot lock a child in the bedroom. Right, because he thinks that he sees the bugots outside. Yeah. No, no, no psychiatrists. No, never.

It's such a fucking fire hazard to lock a child in the room. What if there's a fire? That baby is locked in there. Yeah, it's nightmarish. But so also, he's outside. There's a menacing dog and a menacing fog machine. And ghosts or whatever. I hated it. I. I. I. I. I. I hated it. I hated it so much.

There's like an X-Men's worth of children's ghost hanging up behind him. I know that means nothing to you. Well, can you explain? It's the child army that is run by Professor Xavier that are a bunch of, they're mutants that are solving superhero problems. Oh, I know that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, saw the movie with the people who are the mutants. Isn't that like the new mutants? Yes. They're part of the X-Men family. Yes. Yes.

Yes. They're ghosts? No. I just mean there's like a ton of kids that all have their very particular outfits on that differentiate them one from another. They're 13 ghosting it. Yes, they all have oatmeal on their face to make them look spooky. These kids, and they're all really cute too. So you're like, this is, you're not, it's fine. Get some muggos in there. So he watches the movie with the lawnmower head scene. Yeah. And I was like, you know, just watching this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking in a like 90s art house music video of a lawnmower running at night with a flashlight and it's not that scary, let's linger on this head getting jumped up by, we've seen dead alive

where he straps long over to his chest to kill all the zombies. I can take a little bit more than just running over it real quick. I started thinking maybe lawnmowers are too powerful. Maybe they shouldn't be able to run over a human head. Yeah, yeah, sure. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's that's not that's not that's that's that's that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's that's that's are too powerful. Maybe they shouldn't be able to run over a human head. Yeah, sure. That's all. Yeah, that's why I have somebody else cut my lawn. Just to avoid running over people's hands. I mean, you gotta be careful for all those heads. Who shows up in the movie now on a zoom call?

One of my favorite actors. You love Vincent and Ophrio. I love Vincent and Ophrio in. What do you love Incentinovio in? Uh, what is it? Full Metal Jacket? He's great in that. I hate that movie so much. It's so upsetting. Um, another Marvel thing he plays Kingpin in the Marvel series and he's the only reason

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Yeah. With a, with Benjamin Brad and that too? No, Vince Vaugh. the Vince Vaugh. Yeah. over the past weekend. And what is that for those of our listeners who don't know? Oh, it's the Gary Gygax D&T convention. So, uh, Hi Mike. It was, it was Dave and John they were there.

And they were posting to a discord and John was like, yeah, I'm sitting next to Tom Morello and Vince Vaugh and Vince Vaugh. And I was like, oh, there's a guy thi thl and a guy looks like Vince Vaughn. No, it was Tom Morel and Vince Vaugh to Gary Con. Because they played D&T with Joe. Mengenital. Yeah, I always call him Chuck Mangione, even though that's a trumpet player from the seven years. Dude. He's the sexy we're sedak- Bike movies. Oh, those movies are so bad. They're so bad. They're so bad.

We talked about doing one as an April Fool's episode, and then we were like, we're not watching going in. I don't think I could get drunk enough to make that worth my while. Or make it listenable for somebody else. He's fucking, uh, fucking meat, mugged, ribbed jibbies, jibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibbies. Eat some pasta! Sorry is he hip-hop dancing his anger away right now? Wait, what's he mad about? I don't remember. He think that he couldn't be the strip man who stripped the strippers. I don't know. He's so stupid. I hated it so much. Not even a movie. It does not have a beginning, middle and end. His furniture sucked.

His furniture sucked. I don't even remember him making them. He made driftwood furniture and it sucked him. I assume you're talking about the fists with abs. Channing Dator. Okay, good. I couldn't remember if it was him or the other one that I get confused with him. Oh, it's also Kevin Nash's in this movie. Oh, is he?

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the wire and just set it up so I don't die not seeing it, okay? Put your glasses back on. Come on, we got work to do. I'm going to start it this winter. I just pictured me with a walker with like a takeout bag filled with DVDs, walking into your death chamber. You put a cigarette into my mouth and light it for me. Off the one that I'm smoking.

And then you put on season one of the wire and we just settle in. And that's how I die. And then you do my whole funeral thing. Yes, exactly. Okay, good. Yeah. So, yeah, so Professor Jonas fills him in on everything. Uncredited by the way, Vincent Noffrey on these movies.

Yeah, why is he not credited? Because he was like, yeah, Ethan, I'll do it, but we're good. Thank you so much. Yeah, get back to me when you're doing that documentary about reviewing all the audio tapes from Paul Newman and then we'll talk. What? There's, there, he's, he did a documentary about Paul Newman and Paul Newman's wife and their relationship through all these her titties and a bunch of other

actors and it's really cool and I think I'm gonna say Vincent Offrio is Gorvadol in it might be wrong yeah great Corvado yeah anyway so he's uncredited in this yeah yeah I can blame him. Eating children and blahity, blivety blue. And just like, there's just these interminable scenes of Ethan Hawk wandering around the house in the dark. Well, you can't see anything because it's too fucking dark. It's too fucking dark.

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He can't hear them nor seemingly see them. So just chill, dead kids. Oh my God. The kids get so worked out. I just refer to them as oatmeal babies. Oh, meal babies. Ashley is having an interaction with the headband oatmeal baby for some reason. Who is it, Misha Barton that's th and th and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's thi. they's thiii. they's thiiii. they's thi. thi. thi, they's th's in the sixth sense thrown up on ourselves? He's like we can't even get this good to puke on itself? The fuck is going on around here.

You can get a little girl to be a dead kid. Make a puke on herself. Puk on yourself. Puk on yourself. Puk on your tits. Oh, and we were going to get real junk. We'd be like, let's get puke on your tip. tip. And tip. And tip. And tip. And tip. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, t. And, to. And, their, to. And, their, their, to get, their. And, their. And, their, the fuck. And, their, their, their, their, their, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the fuck. And, the the the the the the the the the the the t. And, the the the togu, the the the the the the togu, the the the the togu. the the the the the fuck. the fuck. the that phrase before? Puk on your tits? That was what Christina and I used to say to each other when we were going to get real junk. We'd be like, let's get puke on your tits. It followed if you're going to be a little kid actor in a movie. Puk on your tits. Well you said get puke on your tits. Well you said get puke on your tits! I'm sorry, I am out of control tonight. I've had a very bad week. It's been a rough one. Um, so Ashley paints Stephanie in the hallway, which is a note that I have. Which sounds more innocuous than it is.

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Trevor's with Judy. These poor traumatized children, I mean... It's so bad. So they're having this very intense argument. Yeah. She and and he's basically like, she's like, no, this is not your legacy, your children are your legacy and you need to take care of them. And he's like, wah, I need a job I love to feed my children. What am I going to do, right, things I don't love? Why shouldn't I get everything I want? Wow, he's a real piece of shit.

Oh, man. And then the next scene, we see them in bed and she's being the big spoon. Like, how are you gonna be the big spoon for someone who just royally fucked up your life? You little spoon him and you fart on him all night long. You Lottle Richie his ass. All night. So, is this when he wakes up and the projector is missing and the spooky stairs get all

nine-inch nail video on him? And then he goes, the kids are all in the attic. And the kids are all up there in the attic and their moms did a great job at the face mane. The kids are all up there. And overly gottheen is there too. He falls down the stairs after a An overly goth teen is there too. He falls into stairs after a professional wrestler scares him as a note that I have. He takes the tapes outside and burns them. Like, you know, go to the police, you absolute wad. No, no, no, you burn this, you burn it. Because

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They're going to have to start sending us royalties. I mean... We're keeping that band alive at this point. Alternally we're going to get kicked off Spotify. You think that bleach blonde goatee having motherfuckers going to come after us? Listen, I was out, I was swimming off the shore, watching the breakers, swimming out the breakers,

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Yeah, I almost looked it up and then I remembered. Okay. Well, look at you not getting Alzheimer's. That's what my cousin Vicki said. She says you have to stop looking things on your th your phone. You have to remember them or you're going to get Alzheimer's and I just tell her she's someone I don't know. But my brain is a dick. My brain is a dick. I was like, yeah, I don't know what that is.

I don't know what this one. I don't know what about something and then was wrong? It was in the last one he didn't believe me. And it was Bradley Cooper in Midnightme train. It was, it was Michael Rooker. Yeah, whatever. Such a long way to go. Stop! We gotta get through this, please, we just have to get through it. So, I have notes to say the sheriff pulls them over scorpion dog and snake and old drawings. Those two things did not happen concurrently. No idea what that is about.

Because Dr. Jonas gets back in toubts with them and it's like, hey, I found this other art that's got a scorpion, a dog and a snake and you've seen all these things. This is where I wrote, I hope Vincent Dinafrio is the bad guy. I don't know how that was going to happen, but I would sort of hope for it. He's a good bad guy. And at this point we realize that Ethan Hawke has solved nothing because Vincent Dinoffrio and the guy from all the other movies, James R. They're man's? Right, that's that Kentucky blood money. They are having trouble selling it because it's underwater and it's like, how?

How? And they weren't swimming? That's, well, yeah. Yeah. But, so he's getting calls from Ranson, and he's not answering them. And this is when he's back home, Dr.that's right he when he's back home Dr. Jonas calls him and is like hey look at these drawings that I have that shows you everything that's been happening to you. Yeah. And he's like he

suddenly realized the film box is with him. Right. And that's when he talks to Deputy So-and-so and he's like hey you know that everybody who got murdered lived in a house prior to the house they lived in was a house that somebody lived in and then they got murdered. Yes. And now you've just done that, you're going to get murdered. Right. Why don't you check with deputy so and so? Yeah. Yeah. Which I have the note, the deputy has done some masterful thing. He really is a good cop, I feel like he's playing in the the the deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. The deputy. He. He's. He's. He. He. He's is a good. The deputy. He's is a good. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He's is. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's a. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He guess. I feel like he's playing in the the call of Cathuloo campaign I want to be him not the one with Ethan Hawk. So then he in the box of foot of film there is an envelope that says extended cutscenes. I thought that was funny. It was funny but I was like, yo Bagul what are you doing? Begul is very cheeky for being an overly gothteen with a bad attitude.

And a lot of neck muscles. So many neck muscles. Was it Henry Rollins? He still need to do that harm over the knees and replace, I think, cane. Okay. We're doing this instead. I mean, like, I could be doing that. I thought it would be good. You're alright. So he puts it, somehow this man is a master of splicing film together. He is good. He did Google it earlier. So he watches the footage and we now see that in the extended cut it's the kids that did all the murder. Yeah. It's like how are those kids dragging this family around these families around? I mean there is no way that the little girl from the most

recent one could have hanged her dad and then set up this Rube Goldberg tree chopping invention. I guess I guess that's where Bugoo comes in. When we see her her scene she's the one swinging th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. tho. thoo. thooo. How are thoo. How are thoooo. How are tho. How are tho. How are her scene, she's the one swinging the long pole axe thing to chop it, and then she comes climbing out of the tree. And then she like hangs onto one of their feet, swings. Yeah, it swings. That's okay. So she does that. She like swings.

. She's, she's, she's. up to the camera and shushes and then all the children shush. Why are they shushing? I don't know. I didn't like it. I didn't like the shushing. And he goes, it's the missing kids. It's like I can fucking tell that. I knew that. We've been talking about this the whole time. De to doy, Ethan Hawke. Yeah. A while ago in my notes I had, finally this family's going to get murdered. Yes. And it happens now. Don't worry, Daddy, I'll make you famous again.

She's got an axe. He's feeling sleepy and he looks in his coffee, his special coffee, she made the right way, and it's got like, I don't know, light stick juice inside of it. And then I thou th if if if if he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s if he he s' he s' he s' he s' he s' he s' he s' he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he heat sheat heat heat sheat he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He ths ths ths ths ths ths to to tttttook took to took to took to took to to took to ttoo to ttoo ttttttttoo thi thi. Green ooze. And then I thought, if he were really that particular about his coffee, he'd probably notice that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, here I wrote, she's got an axe and then in all caps, good. I haven't know what this is, cup of ghoul gonna get you. Yeah.

Uh, uh, if only her parents had listened to her about her night terror. Because earlier in the movie they're talking about Trevor's night terror and she's like, I think I had one too. And they're like, shut up, you stupid, dumb little stupid. You don't know what that is. You're real pagole right now, Ashley. There's just this like very silly menacing group of kids. Are these the ones that are watching her

through the movie? I think so, yeah. Yeah, as she murders her family. Bagul takes her away. She adds a drawing to the box. House painting 11. House painting 11. Also on Super 8. Why?

It's like Bagul, that's funny because she had painted the house in blood and put all, a little snake up there, a, a there, a there, a their, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, that's funny because she had painted the house in blood. And put all, put a little dog up there, put a little snake up there, a little scorpion up there. Bagool, you're so clever. Bagool has a sense of humor, is my last note about this. The movie ends on like a, blah, scary face and you're just like, okay. No one gives a fuck about this. Though would you like to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear a to hear a little to hear a little fact, to to to their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thoomoomorrow, thoooomorrow, thoooooomorrow, thooooomorrow, thoooooooomorrow, their, their, their, their, th would you like to hear a little fact? Yeah, so apparently based on Viewers heart rates

Sinister was named the scariest movie of all time. I remember when that happened. Yeah, I remember when that happened. Yeah, fuck your hearts. Your hearts are babies grow up. Grow up. Katie, yeah, I hate to ask this of you. Oh dude. I know it's not what you want to do right now. Yeah, I'm gonna to you. Yeah, it's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thee. the the. the., I hate to ask this of you. Oh dude. I know it's not what you want to do right now. I'm going to need you to rate this movie for me. It's a baguul. It is bad. I do think that the movies are scary. I think watching them is scary. I was tense in watching those. I could see why people's heart rates jumped. Sure. I like Ethan Hawk. Yeah. I think the concept is there and then it just goes down a little toilet bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, three and a half. Okay. Wow. You? Uh, I agree. I thought like until the

supernatural was introduced, I was on board. Like when the fucking computer screen Gobble Gould turns and looks at him, I was like, movie. Don't. I can't do this right now, movie? Sometimes less is more. Yeah. Yeah, this is like, I'm going to give this a hard to. Hard to. Hard to.

And that's mostly Hawk and Dinofrio really bringing this movie up. Sure. And then I got to think about more crylants. Yeah! Seriously, watch Wolfall. It's fascinating. He plays Thomas Cromwell. It's really interesting. What should I do first? Wolf's like six episodes now, you're fine.

Well, how long is the wire? It's five seasons? How many episodes? in a season. Uh, 10 or 12? Jesus, fucking crazy. I'm never going to get to it. Classic cinema. It's not cinema, it's the TV. Katie. It doesn't matter, though, doesn't it? Do you know what else you're going to love?

What? A message from a bet? I bet I'm not like it more than tho' more than tho What's your beguel over here? Come, hit me with it. You're going to get a bit of a gaba of beguels. Hi, guys. My name is Mike, and I'm sure you hear this all the time at WhereWaf Amulance is for real, my favorite podcast. Hi, Mike, you're my favorite mic. I know a lot of mics.

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Foster, go fuck that kid. Oh my god. Foster, go fuck yourself. You, second child! Did we have a border? And have been hooked ever since. I recommend it, rent you guys to everyone. I meet that loves the horror genre, and highly, highly recommend the

Patrion Action Movie bonus cast to any holdouts. If I could throw in a dream episode recommendation, I'd love to you guys cover the others. If only for the overlapping Days of Thunder Nicole Kidman jokes. They're in the same verse. Keep doing awesome work. It's more appreciated than you know. Oh, Mike, thank you so much.

You are also more appreciated than you know because this, like we never thought anybody would ever listen to the show and the fact that you guys do and that it means something and you enjoy it is like wild and wonderful, like West Virginia to us. A little tear came to my eye recently, because, because, because, because, because it was my birthday. And Katie made a really nice post on the Twitter. That wasn't me. Judge, you know it was you. I know it was me.

And a bunch of strangers wish me a happy birthday and it was really fucking sweet. I like all the gifts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't love a birthday gift. Love a birthday gift. So... Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike I didn't mean all the things I said about the other Mike's or you. You're all great. They've pre-ended it out. Wait, you said you were going to leave it in. Now they're going to want to know what you said about them.

I don't know where to begin. Your end. You know what Mike? Speaking of gifts, we're gonna give you a gift. Is this why you asked me if we could do the others next week? Yeah. Did you remember what I said? You said, fucking whatever. I said, I don't care. Give me a shit. Then I, I waped my shoes on your carpet. Everything's ruined.

Oh, who cares? Burn it all down. All of it. Mike, thank you. Let's do the others next week. It's gonna be awesome. If I could for a second, y'all are amazing. You guys are so great. Super sweet people. The Discord has been awesome.

Someone on there recently lost a pet. And the love that everyone was giving was so beautiful to see. It's really nice that such a wonderful community has come up around this thing. They have really weeded out the dicks. Yeah. It's just nice people and I really appreciate that. Yeah. So the one guy that vomited is reviewed about us. That guy. He's probably still listening to. Go fuck yourself. I looked up that username because I like to see what the to the to see the to see the to see the the the to see the the the the to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to see the to see to see the to be to be to be the the the the to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. th. te. te. te. te. teooooooooooooooooooooooooo. te. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. still listening to. Go fuck yourself. I looked up that username because I like to see what else people review whenever they give us really bad reviews and there were no other reviews and I was like you made that just or just review us.

So but you get you all, I mean it's really just so amazing like. Yeah, the best. You're the yeah. You're the best, Kate. You're the best, Alan. The best. Well, it's so sweet. Great. Yeah, let's all go- Happy birthday to you.

My birthday was two months ago. I know. I never posted about your birthday because I never want to give out too much information about you. Someone I like, to know when your birthday is you did want to say that it's the same day a skein or work and I was like oh damn fuck I am so terrified of the information that we've given out to the world time that I was like my social security number is 201 neither was gonna ever run for public office oh dude the skeletons in my closet are many and deep in the photographic evidence of a lot of them do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck to fuck fuck fuck to fuck fuck to fuck to fuck to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their te. their their their their their their their tefu. their photographic evidence of a lot of them.

Do not vote for this man who pissed himself on stage in the fifth grade. Do not vote for this woman who once ran the length of Margaret Morrison Drive wearing nothing but Chucks and a pirate's hat and screaming, pit rules, motherfuckers. So we're going to do the others. It's going to be fun. Yeah, Nicole Kidman. It's like a dick. We got to go. Yeah, we love you all.

Be kind to each other. Sorry, we've had a bad week. Sorry, we've had a bad week. It'll be better next time, probably. Hopefully. And thank you're real estate, do you another episode of wherewith ambulance. Bye. Bye. See ya.

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