Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 429- Witchfinder General (1968)

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

In this week's episode, we're trying to make lemonade out of a lot of lemons... and then maybe just dumping a whole bunch of gin into the pitcher to take the edge off a real piece of work: the 1968 Vincent Price film "Witchfinder General." Hoooo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: a movie that isn't the one you remembered and certainly not the one you wanted, the grossest you'll ever see Vincent Price behave, hair concerns, horse concerns, and a whole bunch of bonus content. Is it possible that we've only covered one other Vincent Price movie? It's Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a collection of episode about action movies! Looks like May is gonna be "Point Break" month so you know I'll hate that.  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

What the fuck? Are you having the same problem I did with this movie? What's that? Are you having the same problem I did with this movie? What's that? We were like, oh, but Thomas Cromwell would have been done... Dead years before this movie was supposed to be taking place. Oh, it's Oliver Cromwell.

Oh, I see. Was that the problem you were having? I don't know about any of this shit. What the fuck, Alan? So in my defense, I didn't remember a lot of this movie. I did remember that it was the grossest Vincent Price movie I've ever seen. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, oh, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thomomo, thomoomoomorrow, thomorrow, thomorrow, thomorrow, thomorrow, like, th it was the grossest Vincent Price movie I've ever seen. Yeah, I mean, this is not what I want to see Vincent Price doing. Sure.

And I think that's why it sticks with me. Because you want to, he's so lovable. Yeah, even when he's being like villainous, he's still like, may wave, and just been like in a house on a hill. Yeah, exactly. I always think about his episode of the Muppet Show from the end of the first season. It's like a Halloween episode. And he's just so delightful with the puppets.

Apparently just a delightful human being, just like, yeah. Put out so many. This movie sucks so bad. It should just be called like, oh, the systematic torture of women for sport, the film. Yes. And I don't think I would have signed up for that. It is a condemnation of the witch trials. It's not a celebration of.

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watching. I would fuck up marriages, I would ruin the rest of lives, I would burn it all to the ground, scorched fucking earth. I'd be like, hey, hey, Karen, I fucked your husband. I never fucked Karen's husband, but she doesn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fuck you, Karen. Just be like, and he's got that weird little dick,

and she'd be like, he does have a weird little dick. You know, the birthmark? Ugh. On the inside? Oh, you didn't know you had a birthmark inside his asshole. You don't love him. You don't love him. I'm sorry your husband doesn't let you peg him. Where are I going with this bit? Which trials always seem like they're mad at a woman for doing something cool?

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Take that, Brits. No, you know guys know, no one loves America like Alan and me. Oh boy, howdy. I do like that the Calvary are called the Roundheads. Yeah, sounds like a dick. And I was like, man, you got guns and swords? Like one of those is gonna lose to the other one. I was watching this movie with Rob, and he was all 1645.

Had the blasting cap even been invented yet? And then he started Googling, and I was like, please don't tell me. I believe everything you tell me so I don't want to know the truth. It had. I'm pretty sure. There were like pirates and shit and they always had guns. Yeah, but that's the Golden Age of Piracy is later than 1645. It's true. It's true. The Golden Age of Piracy. I mean, that's what they call it, not me. I didn't make that's that. I. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the golden't make. the golden't make. the golden't make. the golden't make. the golden't. the golden't. the golden. the g. the golden. the golden. the golden. the golden. the golden. the golden age. the golden age. the golden age. the golden age of the golden age of the golden age of the golden age of piracy. It's the golden age of piracy. It's the golden age of piracy. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. The g. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. I. I. It's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's, the golden age. I. I. I. I. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. G. the. the. G. that opening scene of the, past the witch being burnt or hung, panged. We get the scene of like the militia or the cavalry being attacked by the snipers and having to go off and to save money I assume we only see the action from our leads point of view. Right, right.

And I really enjoyed that. I just I also felt like at this point there was a commercial break because it like faded out and faded back in and they were like we're still at it. I just thought, oh brother. I was excited because one of the soldiers was the leader of the biker gang and psychomania. Which one was psychomania? The one with the biker gang that turned themselves into the undeaded and dead and dead and to to to to their dead and their dead and their dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead their dead their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the soldiers was the leader of the biker gang and psychomania. Which one was psychomania? Uh, the one with the biker gang that turned themselves into the undead and terrorize their village. Was that I don't read Latin, no way, as I do?

Or was that? That's demons. Okay. I always mix tho they get turned to stone statues. That's so funny. Spoiler alert for psychomia. I don't think it gave anything away, frankly. So we find Richard and Sarah are in love with each other. He's like just a smug, big jawed man. This movie is full of smug, big jawed men. Yeah.

So this era of cinema was filled. I mean, that's why Oliver Reed got to flourish during this time period. Big jaw barrel chest. But this guy is very smug. He has a very smug, smirky look about him that I don't appreciate. And foppish hair. Yeah, it seems more 1968 than 1645, but what do I know? I always appreciate that about this movie is that like the leads get to have the hair they would have like you get like some like yeah I was I watching like one of the like one of the vampire movies that Hammer did and like the lead just had a mod haircut. Yeah. Meanwhile, the I spent a lot of this movie being very worried that Vincent Price's hair is what mine looks like when it gets humid out. It's not.

Are you sure? I mean, it curls up at the ends and I just looked at him and I thought, oh my god, it looks like me on a really muggy day in July. At some point, I will lean over and go, you got Matthew Hopkins hair. Okay, I need you to do that. And that's how you'll know, but you do not. It's like how I need to rely on you to tell me if I have spinach in my teeth. I also need you to tell me if I have Matthew Hopkins hair. You have Vincent Price's a sex best hair.

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where he bought candy for everyone on set. Oh my god I love him. I bet I he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th th is th th is th th th th th th is th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toge to to to to theeeeeeeeeee. of smokes too because they probably sold them there. Yeah, yeah. And candy cigarettes with the kids. Yeah. Can you still get candy cigarettes? Is that still an option? I have not seen them in my child's childhood. Okay. Yeah. They were great though. Yeah, blow the sugar powder out the end of them. You could look cool. That's probably why I think smoking's cool. That's that's th. th. thinking that this was Monty Python, because it looks so much like it, you know? It's that same era of just like the costuming is the same and I kept expecting someone to be walking up with like clip clops in their hands. What is the airspeed velocity?

I just kept forgetting that this was actually the darkest, stupidest shit. So we see that the witch finders come into town and we learn that he's coming to check out Sarah's uncle who's the local priest, where the town is pissed at because he's a papist and they're all royalists. A papist is? Someone who follows the Pope. This is after the split between the the Church of England and the Catholic Church in Rome. Okay. Because what's his fuck wanted

to get, well this was earlier when Henry wanted to get divorced and Rome wouldn't let him do it so he split from the church. Got it. Yes. Because of Thomas Cromwell wanted the Bible to be available to people in English so that everyone could read it so it wasn't just two people who could read the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split split. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the c. split split split split split split split. the c. they. the Bible to be available to people in English so that everyone could read it so it wasn't just two people who could read Latin. Thanks, asshole. But you did. I've read a bunch of books on Thomas Cromwell. What piece of shit that dude was?

You ruined our society in many ways. It's not all on him. There were other people who are translating the book too. No, I'm sorry. Take that T.C. He kicked that ball down the hill. So I love when we get the fucking scene between Sarah and Richard. Uh, yeah. That's just like this artsy, like, what can we do to get past the stodgy British censors on this? And it's just my notes to say, ooh, oh, th, th, th, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th kind of weird too because the two of them look very much like brother and sister. Sure. Yeah.

And it's just my notes to say, ooh, and then hug. It is a country whose royalty is basically, what did John Oliver say about King Charles, he's the best, he's the best the two cousins could produce. Oh God, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's just very funny because it's all like these like wipes of them like, oh, yeah. But his also his ooh face looks like just kind of vaguely confused. Like when you're chastising a pet for pooping somewhere inappropriate and they're just like,

but I poop where I want. What I poop where I want? Ugh, gross. Yay. So the witch finders coming. He's going to get the uncle. Richard goes back to his troops. Yada, yada.

They're just rubbing their faces on one another. If that's sex, I don't know how I got pregnant is a note I wrote to myself. Sex has come a long way since 1640. Genitals are involved now. Oh no, here in plain view of the Lord. Yeah. Oh man, they're checking the body of the priest for marks of the devil by poking him. Yeah, right in the back with a big old knife stick. Or pencil? I couldn't tell what it was. It was a thing that left blood dots.

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Pigeons. Love untitled goose game. Thank you to everybody. Thank you. to everybody. The tell you now. Don't tell me now. No, I'm going to get in there. And maybe you'll like some of the suggestions they made. I should look. So they check him for marks and then Sarah's like, hey, I guess I'll fuck you if you stop torturing my uncle. Yeah, I'm to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the to. to. to. to get. the to get. they. to. to get. they. they. they. they. they. they. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get. Yeah. Yeah. they. And they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I'm. Yeah. I'll. I'll. Yeah. I'll. I'll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll. Yeah. Yeah. I plan. Yeah, he's in for it. And this is being shot in broad daylight but meant to look dark,

but they've overcompensated so it's so dark you actually can't tell what's happening. Can't see anything. So then we see, you know, Vincent Price just hanging out, telling witch-killing stories. Yeah. That's great. Man, she fucked him with that weird bob. A lot of people got fucked with a weird bob. I mean, it's working for me. You don't have a weird bob. Sometimes I sit up and barf too is a note I also wrote.

Who's that happened to? Uh, somebody, I don't know, but it happens to me. Oh, I think it's the other, the like crueller, which he's like second-income man. Stern, yeah. He has gotten very drunk, hanging out with the ladyfolk, and then the next morning, Vincent Price wakes him up and he sits up and just vomits, just like runs out to vomit. Dude, his wig is way worse than Vincent Prices. Yeah, he, like like something about him and I don't know if it's the hairline of the wig matched with his features. He looks like a god damn

monkey man. And a pet arrest. Yeah. He definitely like if Stanley Tucci was gonna play a pet a pet a rest he would get that wig to do it. He would never. He's played them in movies before. I know. I don't want to hear a bad word about the tooch. We were watching some movie with a guy who looked vaguely like the tooch and just referring to him as the tooch or miss him was like, it's not silly tooching. It's like, awest the tooch. That's the tooch. That's the touch. The touch. I have to say that I'm not loving all these scenes where nothing happens. There's a lot of scenes in which nothing happens. You talk about horse-routing?

And then all the scenes where something happens are upsetting. So Hopkins goes back to visit Sarah again and Cerns like, I'm going to figure out what's going on. So he gets a ladder and he peeps in the window and his peeped face is fucking hilarious. Oh man. He's just going, he-he-ha-ha-ha. I love when movies of this era had to have men make sinister laughs

so that we would know they were sinister, despite all of the sinister behavior they've engaged with. Despite all the rape scene had to think they were bad people somehow. Yeah, I'm glad we got a rap scene that was super good. I really enjoyed that. Also she's just a standing out in the field beforehand with all the chickens pecking away at the her feet basically I thought I would not like that. You ever hang out with chickens? I know I'm going to in a couple weeks to visit my little cousin Krista on her farm where she's got chickens. Yeah? Oh I didn't realize she had a farm with chickens. Yeah, she's like way the fuck out there. Nice. Yeah, I don't know north? I'm gonna say north. Okay. Okay. With chickens. With chickens. With chickens. Nice. Yeah. Fantastic eggs. Mmm. No, no, no. No, they do taste better. I know. Okay. I get them from my foe mother-in-law all the time.

Yeah. She has chickens. Okay, well fine. You hang out with chickens. I hang out with chickens. We all eat eggs. It's fine. You're hanging out with chickens. We all eat eggs. It I do. From Manos the hands of famed? Torgo looking mothfucker tells Hopkins that he saw stern raping Sarah. Yeah. And Hopkins, like, his like, oh well, I guess we have to murder the priest now. Yeah, he was going to spare the priest and just keep him imprisoned for question mark amount of time. Right, while he's sexually assaulted Sarah. Right. And now that she has been sexually assaulted by someone else, he has to kill the priest.

Right. So I'm really, I have to say at this point, I'm like, this is a great film that I'm super enjoying on my Tuesday evening. Did not, to not remember all of the, yeah, sorry. No, it's just bad. It's like, oh, good now they're torturing an old man again. I'm happy. I feel happy in my soul. They drag him through town. Uh, Marshall comes running back because he finds out what's happening to the priest. He, he, it's the priest and and like two other people that are also being

tried as witches. Yeah. They basically have the choice to drown or hang because if they don't drown they'll get hanged but if they do drown they were innocent. Right. Because if you swim you're a witch. Right. Yeah. One woman drowns. And still gets hanged. No, Benson, Brace says she was innocent. And it's like no fucking remorse. Yeah. But yeah, they kill the priest. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It turns out that uh, witches aren't real. Well, that kind of witch isn't real. And, uh, yeah, just torturing people because of Christianity is bullshit. Yes, strongly agree.

Yeah. Although Lucy told me the other day that when she grows up, she's not sure what she wants to be yet, but she's between a pizza manager and a witch. So I said, why not both? Oh my god, that would be amazing. I said you're going to be so successful in your life. You can do both things. Yeah, show her practical magic. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. that th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. thea. the. the. the. the. things. Yeah, show her practical magic. See if she's down with that. You ever watch progical magic? Uh, no. It's your girl Sandra Bullock? It's a romcom, yes? Sort of, but there's witchcraft involved. All right, I just don't like romance. Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are witch sisters? How can you go wrong? There's something weird in that gene pool, too, huh? I have to say I'm not to say to say th to say th th to say thi I'm thi I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to to theea. to to to to to to thea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. thro. the. the. th th gene pool too. I have to say I'm not real impressed with the horse running fast which is really a thing that's relied on heavily in this movie for action. Yeah, there's a lot of that and it might be the same scene over and over.

Yeah. And then I started writing notes to myself about how they murdered all those horses at the Kentucky Derby. Yes. I didn't know that. Yes. I thinkthat was so much about horse murder. I actually felt sorry for the horses. Yeah, it's terrible. The Kentucky Derby can go fuck itself. You should stop doing that. Yeah. You all can go get drunk on mint julips and wear dumb hats without killing horses. Yeah, I would do that. Yeah. I would do that in a non-horset.

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Okay. Anyway, that was just like a nice happy tovasion from this horrible movie. And it involved Alan talking about being a total piece of shit on liquor so that's how that's where we're at. That's where we're at with how happy we can get. So Richard gets back and it's like oh man we got to get married right now. Yeah they do a self-uniting ceremony very progressive. And he sends her to Lavinham. Right. And it's like you can just make up shit in England. Oh you can I feel like there's like a mix and match of syllables. Yeah. And it's like Chelte. You know, whatever over here and then they all end in Ham. I remember being on the train. I think I was on the train heading to Oxford and there was a stop for dorking deep Dean. And I was like, come on guys, what do we do in here?

That's fantastic. Dorking! The next game we play on the show is going to be, is this a real town in the UK, or did we make it up? Oh man, how have I never done that? I don't know. And somehow it's going to have Wootang lyrics involved. Yeah, so they kiss, there's something about revenge. Yeah.

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And then we see Richard going back and talking to his captain is like, hey, buddy, you can't just run away. But go do what you gotta do, go ahead run away. Yeah, what is that about? That reminded me of me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. th. that. that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. that. th. th. th. th. th. So gotta do. Go ahead run away. Yeah, what is that all about? That reminded me of the beginning of Bloodsport when he's so important to the army that he has to escape. I don't think just do a documentary about that guy. I want to watch that. There has to be one out there somewhere, just about his whole scam. I found dinosaur bones in my backyard,

Netta became a ninja. He's just telling lies that 12-year-old boys tell. And the army was like, I can't live without you. You're like a private. A fitting end for the foul ungodliness of womenkine. No, I'm having a great evening. Thank you so much. Sir Richard's like, yeah, yeah, I'll never run away again. Hey, a guy from psychomania, I gotta leave. I'm gonna go find the witch finder and whoop his ass. I gotta put on my bag with this gigantic buckle. Is it a bag? Is it a holster? I don't know, but the buckle is fucking enormous. It's for his sword, but I don't understand why it has to be 23 inches across.

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I'm a real fucking beast of shit. I don't really know much about Oliver Cromwell if I'm being honest with you. There's a great series of books called The Wolf Hall books which are about Thomas Cromwell. Oh yeah, Mark Rylance was in the... Yes. I did bring that up before. Yes, you did! They're really good! Yeah. Oh God, somebody changed the subject and also help me. Cancel my PBS subscription. Cancel my patronage to this show.

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and then he gets away from the military by like poking people with a little stabby stick that he has. I think they call it a knife. And he the witch the witch knife. And he finds the witch finder again and the witch find was like, and what? Yeah. Yeah, he seems to have no real concern of this man in any way, which is fine. No, he's real shit. Yeah. So I just wonder if this says 12 guineas. Oh, that was the money he was paid for killing Elizabeth Clark. Right, and then they shoot and almost kill Roblo. Right, right.

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Yeah. Yeah. So they decided they're gonna make Richard. they to make Richard a which Yeah. And then. I wrote, cool, Richard. You can do a pull-up, but I don't know what that's about. So they arrest Sarah and Richard, and they have them chain to a wall. And they start torturing Sarah to make him feel bad about things. Yes, I love watching Sarah get stabbed after what she's been through in this film. Well, they did rip her dress before they started stabbing her. That's the only way to stab a woman, isn't it? And while she's getting stabbed, he's like doing a pull up on the wall trying to get to them. Got it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then, yeah, they shoot that guy, the Elizabeth Clark guy. And yeah. There's a terrible fight scene on the the the theyre's until like that guy gets spurred in the eye and then Richard hacks him up. That ruled. I love the idea of spurring someone in the eye. That was a highlight. They're gonna burn Sarah with a hot poker in the shape of a cross. And he's like, the witch finder, Vince Price is like, if you scream, it means you're rejecting God. Right.

It's like, yeah, no, that's a hot poker. This test is stupid. And then he hits Hopkins a bunch with an axe and Psychomania comes in. He's like, oh man, that's a shame. He shouldn't do that to somebody. So he shoots Hopkins. Yeah. And the movie ends with Marshall or Richard saying, you took him from me. Yeah. And Sarah screaming. Sarah will never be okay again. Nope. Credits. The end. What the fuck? One, not a horror movie. What? Not a horror movie. It's got witches. It's not the craft. You suck. Katie. What?

What? I'm dying to know what you would rate this. No, you go first. This was your favorite movie, you think. Well, that's my favorite movie. I'm going to have to give it a 12. I find it interesting as a fan of Vincent Price that like, this is the lowest of the low of the Vincent Price. Dr. Fibbs maybe maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I that Vincent Price, Dr. Fives maybe, but that's

at least like interesting and weird. This movie has almost no redeeming qualities. No. His character or this movie because both are true. Yes, both. Yeah. But it's an interesting, like historical document in like the British Witch Cinema. No, I'm stretching here. Like, I just started silently shaking my Cinema, no, I'm stretching here like. I just started silently shaking my head, no. I saw Alan's second-guess himself in his eyes. I'm sorry, you tell me what you think and I won't make a good. No, it's fine. It's a mean fucking movie.

I'm going to give it a five. Because like it's Vincent Price, like you get so many points just for being Vincent Price. Sucks though. It's not a role you want to watch Vincent Price in though. It's not enjoyable. I enjoyed nothing. Except that guy getting spurred in the eye, which was pretty good. So for that I'm going to give it a point to five. Okay, okay. This movie fucking blows. I was mad. I was like at least it's short. Yes. Yes, mercifully short. But it's not getting any points for that because I hated every second of it except for the spur in the eye. But it also drags for being a short movie. There's just interminable scenes of nothing happening. Just, you'll see the monkey man walk into a restaurant or something and

hang out for a few minutes and then leave and it's like, what? like you'll see the monkey man walk into a restaurant or something and hang out for a few minutes and then leave and it's like what? Like the idea of just being a restaurant? I don't know what it is. This is like an old ye old old chilies. Ye old chili. Ye old old apple. He goes in for a blooming onion at y'old outback steakhouse. You know I've never had a blooming onion. I feel like I would love a blooming onion. Oh yeah, it's fried and onion. How do you go go get to the blum and onion when we're on our road trip to Detroit? Absolutely. Oh yeah, free podcast people. We've told the Patriot, we have not told you all. And we got a lot of listeners from being on God-awful movies. Yeah and a lot of folks in the Michigan area. We're gonna be

at the live gam show. Yeah. Which is July 22nd. 20 second. And Alan's gonna let me eat a Blumen Onion in his car. Oh wait we're getting the Blum and Onion to go? Yeah I was gonna stay there. I'll bring a nap get it's fine. Well I'm gonna want to dip as well. It's got a little like dipy sauce. Oh, you dip. You dip. You eat. So if you recognize us there, say hello. Yeah. We'll be the two of us.

We'll be the two of us, probably awkwardly looking at our shoes. Are there stairs, that's a great place to sit. Yeah, yeah, go find the stairs, get away from everybody. Yeah. Yeah, I'm real good to be in social. No, we're gonna kill this one though. Oh yeah, yeah. You don't have to perform. It's fantastic.

Yeah. We're gonna meet the'll be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Katie. Alan. Can I read you an email that we got? Be forewarned. Yeah. It's a roller coaster, right? Okay. Should I stay quiet till the end? Is that, would that be easier? Uh, no, you're fine. No, I like your interjections. I'm a fan of your interjections. Okay. Sometimes I feel like I takes us a while to get there, you know. Hello? Hello. Hello. Great. Off the good start. I found you guys from the crossover you did with God-awful movies.

Great, great, great, great. We're building. And have been listened to almost every episode of Wearablefambulance since then and rated you five stars on iTunes. Thank you. So beautiful. Oh, I so appreciate that. I've definitely listened to too many episodes and too short a time and it's all blurred together so I don't remember exactly when the beer thing came up, but here's a few things I wanted to share. We're about to get some fucking science facts dropped on our goddamn head. I'm excited.

Alan is dead on with this take on Corona. Chuchang. Is that science? That's science? All Corona is slightly to very skunked. Skunked doesn't mean bad. Skunk is just different. Did I tell you about the period of time which I convinced myself that making beer warm and cold and warm and cold again does not skunk it? Anyway, go on. When hops are boiled to make beer, their alpha acids are extracted and converted into iso-alpha acids, which are the compounds responsible for the bitter flavor component in beer. Okay. When these iso-alpha acids are exposed to UV light for an extended period of time, they convert into three methyl two bait-beteen one thiol, did not pronounce any of those correctly, which is a chemical that is also found

in skunk spray. Oh, interesting, Dr. Beer. Thank you so much for that. Oh, we're not done! Oh, when does your thesis do? Most beer bottles are brown to inhibit UV light, but Corona and a few others. Use clear bottles for one beteeteeteeteete b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b beteen the beteen their beteen their beteen their beteen. their beteen. their beteen. to be beteen. to be beteen. to be beteen. to be to be to be the. the. Beteen. Beteen. Beteen to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thine. thine. thine. thine. thine. thine. thine. th. th. th. th. th. thine. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theateateate. the theateateateate. the beer being skunked to some degree, depending on how much time the bottles spend to, spend exposed to light. Lime actually helps high and complements the flavor of skunking. And since Corona didn't want to deal with rebranding by switching to a dark bottle they started exporting, when they started exporting to the US. They started advertising. They started advertising.. They the to to the to to to to to to the to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their the their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to a dark bottle they started exporting when they started exporting the US they started advertising the that you should put a lime in the beer instead that's how we came up with a true on a Corona Corona's which is when you put a lime in an icy light mm-hmm okay that's really interesting I'm still gonna drink it I think it's refreshing I also have shit taste I'm a to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to the th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm to to the the to the to to to to to to to to to the the the the the to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th the the I the I the thi tru. tru. I tru. I tru. I truea. I truea. I true. I true. I thea. I thea. I'm thi. I also have shit taste. I'm a shit person

when it comes to beers. I'm a shit person when it comes to beers. They mention a few other movies that they would suggest to us and then they say as of now I am 34 so there is at least one person under the age of 35 in your listener base. Yay! They say I started listening to Marveling at Marvel's Marvels After the crossover episode for New Mutants. Oh my gosh. And Gout scourge of the aristocracy of my favorite comic book character that doesn't yet exist. That's a comic book character that I made up. I love that. That's really good. I've never written a cup podcast before but I love what you guys are doing. I wanted to share what I know about what I know as a chemist and and a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. their their. their. their. their. their. That's their. That's their. That's their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. I. t. t. t. t. tr. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. I. I. I. I. are doing and wanted to share what I know about I'm what I know as a chemist and a brewer about Corona.

So you are genuinely the best person to tell us about this. Definitely Dr. Beer. Dr. Beer. Listening to you discuss movies has filled a void I didn't know I had. Oh puppy. Please never review the thing. No. David. David. Thank you for that explanation. I think it's fine. It's what what that. It's what that. It's the the the that's the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th I th I th. I th I th I th. I th I th I th I th I know th I know to to th. I to th. I know to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I know th. I know th. I know th. I know th. I know th. I know th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. I th. I th. thing. No. David. David thank you. Thank you for that explanation. Yeah, I think it's fine. It's the most facts we've ever had on this podcast. Yeah, honestly, if I'm being honest with you, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable now, because I feel like we just, through David, taught the audience something, and I feel really like we might have to really make up some facts for next week. Should I just fart into the microphone right now? Do you think that would make things better?

You won't. David, thank you. That was really kind. I really appreciate that. Yes. Yeah. Thank you, David. Katie.

We're going to play a voicemail. Okay. Hey, Alan. Hey, Katie. This is Derek from San Diego. Hope you guys are doing good. So being from California, I didn't know what a yinza was. And I guess I still don't until I thought I'd drop that line on someone from, I guess, the suburbs of Philly. So not only did this person look at me like I was a jackass, but they didn't know what a yinza was. So is this person really not from the state of Pennsylvania to only people in the, I don't know, surrounding 10 block radius of Alan and Katie's house know what a yinza is? Please explain to somebody on the left

coast where I went wrong and how to properly use the yinza term. Love you guys. First of all, I love that my accent is such that this person seems to think we're saying yinza and not yins or yinzer. Yeah I think yinza would just kind of come out as Yinza after a while. Second. Yeah. My friend Dave wrestles as Yinza, the Pittsburgh Glutador. So if this person googled Yenza, then they found my friend Dave. I'm sure that has to be one of the top hits. Yinzer, I don't know where, I think the word Yins is of Scottish and German heritage and it's basically like you ones that got mushed into yins. Right we love to mush a thing out here in Pittsburgh. I mean

our mouths are not built for talking good. I would say I think it's caught on much more in popularity recently as a gender neutral term for a group of people. Yeah whereas in a lot of the country someone might refer to all y'all or something likeneutral term for a group of people, whereas in a lot of the country someone might refer to all y'all or something like that to mean a group of people in a gender-neutral sense, I will always say all yins. Yeah. I'm surprised that a person from outside Philly hadn't heard of that. I'm not, no, because most of the people I knew in Philly, like when I moved moved here, they were like, what is yins? What does it mean? It seems fairly obvious to me, but also,

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because I get to vote for not one but two candidates for public office that I've smoked weed with. Very excited. One of their campaigns keeps texting me and I'm like, yes, I used to smoke weed with this person. I'm going to vote for them. Please stop texting me about it. Did you think that that would be a period of your life where you would like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, tho, like, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, too, too, their, too, their, their, theirthat that would be a period of your life where you would like eventually get to a point in your life where former weed smoking buds would not be running for office. You know what they all got good ideas? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. They're like what if cat spelled dog? Yeah. Yeah. Also you say former weed smoking buddies one of them was just like over the winter. I mean, a bar. Everything's in the past. Yeah, yeah, it's you know if you think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they're they they're they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thu. th. thi. the the the thu. the the their th. their th. th was just like over the winter. I mean, I mean, everything's in the past. Yeah, it's true. You know, if you think about it. It's true, if you think about it. I like, is this what you think I'm like? Because when

you do stoner voice, I think, this is how I sound. I would never think of you as a stoner. I would never think of you as a stoner. I. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I. I know. I. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm, I know. I'm, I'm, I know. I know. I'm, I know. I know, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. across as a stoker. I'm very successful in what I do. Sure, yeah. We just smoke a lot of weed. Let's do an A&A. Leftover questions from last week. Love it. What, or two weeks ago, or three weeks ago? Who can say?

Who can say? What horror movie do you think is criminally underrated? Also, here's a fake band name I thought of, the skanker source. What do you use Skarmex to take care of that? What do you think is a criminally underrated horror film? Childs play too. Okay. What about you? Like Mongo? Without even thinking about it. Criminally underrated. Yeah. It should be in the upper echelon of horror films. Yeah. What else you got for me? This is from

Chris Taylor. Which house from a horror movie would you want to be stuck in? Hmm. I mean house comes to mind immediately? Get to hang out with Bull Shannon from Likort. Oh, I was thinking about house suit. Oh, just like all the weird shit happening all the time and the cat. Sure, and the cat. The cat. I do want to see if I can get sliced up in a piano and then dance around.

It seems like it would be fun, frankly. That movie fucking rules. Also criminally underrated, even though it's a criterion film. Yeah, that's not an underrated movie. It's a rated film. Or that one with Sanpunk where there's jizz everywhere. I try to plug in my phone, but your fell head won't stop coming. Can you please stop jerking your house off? Please just let me get the charger in there. Hey, Phil, Phil, can you stop jerking the house up? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. the the the th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. It's the th. It's let me get the charger in there. Hey Phil, can you stop jerking the house up? Yeah, I'll let you see a bug's real name. Yeah.

Okay one more. This is from Mary Kay. This is from Marie Kay. What is your weapon of choice in the inevitable zombie apocalypse and how long do you think you'll last? Oh, not long. Mm-hmm. Weapon of choice. Kind of have to go classic. Baseball bat. Baseball bat.

Yeah. Yeah. How about you? The only real weapon I even have in my home is a field hockey stick. Sure. But really I'm going to get my big, heavy fur blanket that I bought after we did the Joan Collins movie where she gave birth to a really strong baby, but she had an amazing fur blanket. I spent like $175 on one. I'm going to get under that and I'm going to lie down and just wait. Just wait. Just fucking wait. Not for me.

So I'll be standing over Katie with a baseball bat and delaying the inevitable as long as possible. Don't bother. It's a really big blanket. You can get under there with me. I might revise my answer to my woodsman's pal, which is a machete that I have that has a hook on the end of it for trimming branches. Okay. But it also I have a combat book for it because it was designed for the military and you can hook ankles and cut people's Achilles. Okay. Yeah, so I could take out a lot of zombies, Achilles, so they can't chase me anymore. I like that a lot. Yeah. So maybe you will live after all.

Maybe. Maybe. I'm just going to eat all the ice cream in my freezer. But is the fat asthmatic going to make it too far once he runs out of his inhaler? Yeah, they have a shelf life. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. No, they don't. I'm Dr. Beer, and I say, I'm a doctor of medicines as well. Hey, Dr. Beer, get in touch. The hails run out. Yeah, Dr. Beer, let us know.

You're a chemist. That's a, maybe they're from the UK. I think so, yeah, it would be apothecary. Yeah, let us know. All right, that movie was terrible. Sorry everybody. Sorry for all of our failings. Whoops, a doozy. Yeah. What are we going to do next week? What do you want to do next week? I want to do a movie which has a character named Katie in it. Okay, okay. I want to do a movie. the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie to do a movie to do a movie to do a movie to do a movie to do a movie the movie the movie the movie. the movie. I the movie. I th. the movie movie movie movie movie. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. I'm th. I'm th do a movie that we've enjoyed the other two installments that we've done in this franchise. How many installments are there? I think there's like seven now.

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Do you think they think it's my normal but yet active titties? Or mine? Yeah. I would say that we both have nice titties. Paranormal activity too. We're a pair of... We are a pair of... We are a pair of normal. Semi-active today. You're more active than I am. Yeah, but that's okay Yeah, that's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. We're active in other things like You're out. They're scraping paint. I'm not fucking doing that shit Yes, what did you say monkeys together? We're not a couple. What did you say monkeys? Like? th? th. th. th. th th th. th th like? th like? the monkeys? th like? the monkeys? th th like? th like? the monkeys? th like, th like, th like, th not a couple. We're friends that live in a clubhouse together. Yes, what did you say? Monkeys style. Like the monkeys?

Did you ever watch the Monkey's TV show when you were a kid? When I was very small. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that sounds great. Yeah.

Well, anyway, come back to paranormal active titties, too. Come back to the clubhouse. We should start calling the attic the clubhouse instead of headquarters or the studio. There's talk that Mrs. is going to take her sewing out of the attic, so we'll have the entire room to ourselves. What the fuck she's going to put it? Downstairs in the sound of my skin sliding on dry plastic for every episode. All right, cool. We're both in an empty hot tub together.

Okay, we'll rethink this. You just hear the loud brap of unwatertered farts. We gotta get the fuck out of here. We gotta do a nice Vincent Price movie at some point to make up for this. Thank you so much for listening to this ridiculous episode. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you to do. And if you didn't go to Facebook, we don't look at it. Okay?

We did get a bad review on Facebook, and I was stoked that someone did it. How did you see it? Uh, I opened it my tablet, which I don't go to very often and Facebook alert still show up on there. You were like, I gotta see, I gotta see, I gotta see. What did they say? I don't remember. I was like, oh look they did it and went away. I don't need that hate in my life. No, I'll go look. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to go to go to go to go to go th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th th. I th th th th th. I don't th th th. I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th of Wherewolf Ambulance. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. The acts are yondent in pools, civeties I used at the pool. No way to wait to be filings to fulfill reviews. Gilly clouds and let the face, can't live in the atmosphere, appearance I've cast in case, please make I continue to crave. E&T. A basket case, please make I continue to crave. EFT. A horror and comedy reviews hungry, Brian, Furtle and Stephen King.

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