Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 430- Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Episode Date: May 29, 2023In this week's episode, we're back to the terror of filling one's home with cameras in the 2010 found footage film "Paranormal Activity 2." Special topics for your consideration include: so much talk ...about Burger King that you might run right out and get yourself a flame-boiler Whopper™, words that you can't say on this podcast, problematic furniture, and a true roundup of horror favorites: dumb teens, bad advice, annoying demons, not listening to the one person who is trying to help, and more! We've covered two other Paranormal Activity films: Episodes 83 and 296- "Paranormal Activity" and "Paranormal Activity 3" respectively. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a collection of episode about action movies! It's here, it's POINT BREAK MONTH! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.  If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Alan, Katie.
Can I get a breaking news update please?
Uh, mood is going to be sort of, um, rueful.
Oh. What could it be?
What could it be?
Do to do?
Nailed it, my friend.
Okay, so I was hanging out with my cousin Vicki.
Nice.
Having some drinks like you do.
And she was like, by the way, what is this about me and your funeral?
And I was like, oh no.
Who fucking told you?
And she was like, I was listening to your show. And I said, you listen to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to to my to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to do to do to to to to to to to my to my the the the the to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my too too to my too to my to my to to to to to to, oh no fucking told you.
And she was like, I was listening to your show.
And I said, you listen to my show and she was like, not usually.
She was listening to our show and she was like, I heard you say something about your funeral
and then my name and then both of you were cackling and I don't know what it's about.
And so of course I didn't tell her, but I'm afraid that jig is up because she was like, you're going to do some weekend at Bernie's shit, aren't you?
And I was like, damn it, I am.
Yeah, but there's so much more.
I know there's so much more.
So jig is up.
Oh man, we've gone, we've gone full renegade on this.
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That's a heck of a lie.
I was listening to the most recent episode of Behind the Bass Territory where they're doing
a deep dive on Vince McMahon.
Oh, I should listen to that.
Yes, it's going to be a six hour long series about how much of a shit bag he is. He's a pretty bad guy.
Yeah, we got to the rapes today.
So that was, yeah, and I was like, oh, I thought he was just going to be like shitty steroid.
I didn't know we were going to, oh, great. But they were talking about how, how like, surprisingly, much of a good dude, Jessi-I is is is is is is is is tried unionizing the WWF and someone
ratted him out to Vince and he was already in sag after us he's like I have
union representation so if these people are gonna be dickheads I don't give a
fuck. Right. Years later he found out who ratted him out. I don't know.
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No. You might go hanging and banging with this man?
Hogan. Hollywood Hogan. Who probably might have been in Zagafaf after two, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He didn't care. He had no skin in the game. He just wanted to be
what a piece of shit Vince's man, yeah. And it was probably before, well, it might have been before he started doing the movies.
So no holds barred might be a direct
in doing that.
It's a great series though, it's really fun.
Like, I, as much as I don't care about current day wrestling,
um, I'm glad everybody else enjoys it, just not my bag.
I love the history of wrestling.
Just like I love old-timey baseball shit.
Yeah, even though you've like never been to a baseball game in your whole life.
No interest in baseball whatsoever.
No. You want to talk about the fucking Negro leagues and like barnstorming and all that stuff.
I'm 100% on board, sleep with your glove under your pillow.
Interesting. Yeah, that shit's great. You just love nostalgia. I think I've reached an age or I'm just like,
ah, look at this. I'm old. I imagine you just sitting on your porch holding like one of those
red, white, and blue pinwheels made out of like shiny foil, you know, it's spinning lightly
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One of the chances she won't forget though.
She'll be in deep morning because we all love you so much.
We have an agreement that she's gonna wear one of my teeth on a necklace around her neck
every day after I die.
So she will be a different tooth every day.
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I just have this mental image of being at your funeral and her to start going, no, don't.
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grave?
We are here to talk about a pair of normal active titties too.
Get them feet on it.
I'm sitting upright.
Useful phone. Tiddies. Indeed.
I definitely had like, uh,
I'm not a good dude, but man, she's got a sweet set of bosoms.
Oh, you're talking about Katie.
Oh, Katie's got the great rack.
I would be sligging those things all over the place.
What choice does she have?
No, I mean, just like,
hello, world?
I'd probably just move to Bourbon Street so I could just have them out all the time.
Yeah.
You don't want those things to not get sun.
No, exactly.
I gotta get the vitamin T.
Yeah.
Deefer dem titties. Oh no, I just heated myself into the sun.
So this film opens with a thank you to the families of the deceased and the police who
play a new role in it.
And also, how unbelievably insensitive would it be if you saw an actual documentary that
was like, we'd like to thank the families of the deceased.
Yeah. It doesn't seem kind.
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Okay. The lovely rolling desert hills of California. Okay. You've been?
Probably, but I don't remember. Fair enough. We drove through it on tour most likely. Yeah.
So they're bringing Baby Hunter home. Baby Hunter home. They're filming. Probably, but I don't remember. Fair enough. We drove through it on tour, most likely. Yeah.
So they're bringing Baby Hunter home.
Baby Hunter.
They're filming a tour of the house for him, which I find to be really strange because by
the time he watches it and understands what's going on, he'll have been living in that house
for several years.
Yeah, Daddle have him only as Burger Gang. I refer to him only as BK.
BK. I just imagine him wearing the mask, you know?
Yeah, for sure.
The one that Jeremy Hedges used to wear all the time.
Came to a party at my house wearing that mask,
then took it off and underneath it, he had this really terrifying Austin Powers mask on. Hi, Hedges.
So yeah, they bring Hunter home and there's mom at one point says, this is the nanny,
you'll get to know her because she's going to change her diapers.
I never will.
Yeah, I appreciate that, just full on not doing it.
And I was like, man, that's weird for a mom to say.
On her first day of motherhood, seemingly.
But I also have a 100% record of never
having changed a diaper so. Should have made you change my kid's diaper once just
once. Tiper changing under duress. Yeah do it! We meet Abby, my favorite
character in the movie. That cop dog? Yeah. Yeah. I'm so afraid of those dogs. I know you are.
Is it because of their low slung hips? That's not it. They're bred so that they go down in the back, but the problem is it gives them hip
displacia. They're really prone to their hips displacing. Why would you want them to go down in the back? Just to make it a scarier? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. As if they're their tree. As if they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their they're their they're their their they're th. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the thi. the the the the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. theeea. theeea. theea. theeea. the they bark so loud. Yeah, they do. But they're also fucking cop dog
So fucking sweet the sweetest babies no. Oh yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, I don't know
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paranormal activity four? Three? I think we've only done one in three. One in three,
not one and four. Correct. Okay. So we know her from that movie which comes out
after this movie. Right, but only as a small child, right? We see her at the beginning, I think with the house being trash. Yes. Yes. Yes. And she is married to a a a a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a the the the the the th. th. tho tho tho the the the the tho o' that that that that that that that that tho. tho o' tho o' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the the th. the th. the the the the th. th. the the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the. the. the. the. the house being trash. Yes. Yes. Um, and she is married to a guy who owns some Burger King franchises.
Yeah, you might call him BK, Burger King, or B.
Whatever you want to refer.
That fucking college donut, like, goatees got going on.
Yeah.
And I only know that because of...
That's a terrible phrase. Nick Offerman told a story about meeting Harry Connick Jr. when Nick Offerman had that facial hair for a role and
And Harry Connick Jr. leaned into him having met him for the first time and said
Where I come from we call that
C. Yeah, yeah, it's disgusting, but like it's just seared into my mind. Yeah, but you just used it in like very casual conversation in a way that I felt very uncomfortable with.
I might take it out. Yeah, you might. You won't.
I'll just bleep it so no one will know what I'm actually saying. That's, I like that.
And a teenage daughter, Ali. Yes, Ali. And her dumb boyfriend who has no name that I can remember. Brad. Oh is it Brad? Yeah. And the dog? And the dog. And the dog. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tak. And tak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the t. Yeah, the t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. t. t. t. t. has no name that I can remember. Brad.
Oh, is it Brad?
And the dog?
And the dog.
Abby.
At this point I was like, is this film flickering or is it my laptop?
I think it's the film?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because it's all shot on handheld camera and or surveillance.
Drives me nuts. And that's this franchise though. I know, I know.
They found a literal million dollar idea and they're like we're not backing away
from this. No, why should they? No, why should they? No, why should they? They really
got a new ass baby to be that new ass baby too. This is tiniest of babies. You don't normally see a new ass baby in a movie. No, it's true. No. No, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like they're they're they're they're like they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they get like an eight-month-old and they're like, "'Grah!' When she leans down, she's like, it smells so good.
I was like, new babies do smell so good.
They do.
Ah, let's say you don't eat them into the sun.
Yep.
Um, I was very confused both the first time and the second time that I watched this movie.
I thought there were three kids in the house, from Baby Hunter to Toddler Hunter so quickly? Yes, I was like, whose big baby is that?
Where this big baby come from?
But there's like a throwaway line,
because I rewound it, trying to figure it out.
And there's a throwaway line of Katie being like,
I can't believe he's over a year old already.
But then I was like, is that her baby?
No less th. Gotcha. Because Christie is Katie's sister. Yes. Katie of the no less name.
Right. It's no less name in this franchise. And we know her from the last movie where her and Mika were killed.
Or no, she killed Mika. She killed Mika and it gets dragged out the door.
Spoilers for that movie. I forgot how much I hate Mika. Also, I'm sure that name is Mika.
I'm sure of it.
A real rafine situation.
Say it right.
They go out, they're showing...
Oh no, no, that's later.
That's later.
Yeah.
The boyfriend is just like the dumbest, fucking boyfriend.
The boyfriend who's wearing a knit cap in a pool. Yeah.
But he puts it on after he dives in the water.
Yeah.
And he says to Katie, I didn't want to get it wet.
So fucking stupid.
And she goes, yeah, that's a good idea.
That's good.
Yeah, you're a fucking tiks.
I love toys. I was like, get some real fucking stickers.
Did you just glue those on there?
That looks like shit.
And that, that, we only see the mobile above his bed in like stark black and white night vision.
It looks like a nightmare spider is hanging above his bed.
Yes, and behind that there's a, um, his night light that turns off and turns back on at one point, is it supposed to be a ladybug?
But it just looks like a spider with a skull for a head?
Yeah, it looks like a scarlet or something.
Yeah, no wonder this kid's up all night crying.
He goes a lot.
Oh, it's a lot.
Martin is the nanny.
Yes. the nanny, who seems to be meeting them for the first time today too, which is also wild.
I like that they brought the baby home and immediately had the nanny. They were like, you just are on
call until we bring this baby home. And I was also like, how much money does a Burger King franchise bring down?
But she's rich, remember? Oh, is she? right. In the first movie, we were so angry that Katie and Mika were so rich and didn't seem to work.
And they get sort of explained in this movie.
Yes, that's right.
Because they had like a 20,000 square foot house as like 20-year-olds.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's right. Yeah. I think you can make good money on a Burger King franchise. I don't know. Are you a Burger King franchisee? Get in touch. Let us know. I have so many things I want to ask you.
And also, can you send me some coupons for some free Wappers, juniors? I'll take an impossible
whopper. And I'm sorry that I had used it before.
Maybe I just blocked it out, but, who boy.
The worst part is now you're going to use it.
No, I'm not.
It's going to be burned into your brain.
No, it isn't.
It's gone.
So we need to have a way for them toashing, having the entire house be trash while they're out. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Which we did see in paranormal activity, three again.
But now I can't remember how it ties in with that movie.
I think they were just tying it into these movies.
Okay. Because we get like some flavory text about Mika and Katie as well in this movie. Right, this is 60 days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days days thii days thi days thi days thi days thi days thi days thi thi thi thi thi th movie. Right, this is 60 days before Mika's death or whatever.
With the chiron that said not soon enough was really weird. Hurry up, Demon.
So yeah, there's like some sex pests that come in to put cameras in the house. Yes, those guys are so gross.
Would you let those men in your house to do surveillance?
Would you as the father of a teenage girl then make jokes about cameras that can see
everything? So gross. With some gross old. Look, just because you're a Burger King franchisee,
doesn't mean you can talk like that? And I should probably have a word with your
employees because you're telling this to your daughter. Oh.
So they put cameras everywhere. Yes. Of course they do. Yeah. Do you have a note that says that pool is dope?
I have several notes about the giant pool and attached hot tub?
Come on! How are you going to live like that? I don't even have the space for a hot tub?
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I don't know how you'd get in and out of it.
You'd have to go through the window.
Just climb out to the kitchen.
Splash! basically being the magical Hispanic, which is a very weird stereotype. She's cleaning and doing the signs of the cross.
Yes.
We see her smudging sage at one point and I was like, these two things are not, no one who
does the sign of the cross.
Yeah.
No one who smudges sage does the sign of the cross.
Yeah. At least to my knowledge.
Yeah. So, uh, the dog sleeps in Hunter's room.
Very sweet.
Yeah.
But it's like, you're this kid's dog now.
Like, I don't know if I'm taking care of you anymore or not, just stay with the kid.
Yeah.
And Abby's like, okay.
Okay.
I live here now.
So on the first night we get the night camera surveilling the house. And at 1.37 a.m. the light in the pool goes out,
and this is supposed to be like,
what?
Yeah, I mean, light bulbs burn out, buds.
Sure, and I didn't know if someone turned it off in the house
or if it was on a timer.
Here's what's up. You don't need to leave your pool lights
on when you are not else happens that night.
That's it, just LA turning off.
Okay. All right.
And then in the morning we see, that's when we see Martine praying around the house that she's
dusting and Abby is pawing at the basement door for some reason.
Which is what pets do? Uh-huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've never had your cat just like stare at a spot on the wall for a really long time intensely?
And occasionally meow at it or jump at it? Yeah. Yeah. That's just because they're stupid. Or? Or what? Or what? Can they see something that we can't see? Like dust or like very small flies? Oh, no, I can see the dust? I started to think about it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah dust or like very small flies. Oh no I can see the dust I just don't think about it. I understand that yeah that makes sense. It's
2023 why we still got dust. How have we not evolved out of dust?
What have we not evolved out of dust? What have their skin? to their skin?
What does my skin keep flaking off and filling the house with dust? What if your skin? What if your skin th? thi th th th th of skin until you were just a giant thing of skin, like a rectangle of skin?
I'm going to be really nice to like, because I bump into stuff constantly, so it would just
be like, piqued.
Yeah, I guess so.
You know how they bred German shepherds to have low slung hips.
It's just like really dry air bags. How I mean... Bring this idea. You know how they bred German shepherds to have low slung hips?
We need to start breeding people to not slough their skin.
And it's also funny because we would look like breaded people.
I love that.
Like a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget.
Oh, it's so gross.
Speaking of gross, there's a scene where Christy is taking a bath and her husband is filming
her and she says I kind of want you to smash me and I just wrote, ew, with one two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine Ws.
I wouldn't want to smash you.
I kind of want you to smash me.
Is this like that releasing the crackin?
Definitely a dude, way too old to be naming his dick. Yes, yes, he's an older guy for sure.
Yeah, like my first impression was like, oh, he is way too old to be with this woman.
It feels like Christie is closer to his daughter's age than to his.
Yes, yeah.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Cut to night two, 133 a.m. Hunter screaming in Katie's
babysitting. Yes. Is it confusing that Katie is a main character in this and you
are also Katie? Like I might think that you're talking about me. Am I doing these things? Yeah, it does confuse me quite a bit. But that's it. That's it for that night. Yeah, there's not, I, this one is missing some things, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah, there's no a Wigi board with a pentagram that catches on fire in it. Right.
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that little girl's hair black? Clearly not her hair. Here I wrote, the nursery
has its own bathroom. That's good Burger King money. That's a lot of whoppers,
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I was like, where's the baby?
We're just dealing with this one kid now.
Ayah, ay, I'm a dummy.
That's okay.
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Exactly. That does nothing for anybody. And the baby's just talking to no one,
but to be fair, that's what babies do. Sure. Yeah, that's how they figure out talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Christy brings up to Kady their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, that's that's that's that's that's that's their, their, their, their, their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th up to Katie their childhood and how weird it was.
Yes, because I was like, wait, aren't these the two little girls from the other movie?
How could they not be being like, remember when that thing happened to us?
Yeah.
And Katie immediately shuts it down.
It's like, don't talk about that.
It was bad, and I didn't like it, and I don't want to ever talk about it again. Yeah. You're gonna turn out just like mom. Well, what's mom doing? Is she in like paranormal activity four?
When will we meet mom in three?
Wait, what happened to her?
Mom, and they go to grandmas and moms there,
and mom gets killed.
Yeah, you might be right about that.
And then grandma takes the girls to, I don't know, sell them to the devil or... I, who knows? Who could remember? Well, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Wait, is that the one where they were fucking, and the guy was in there and there was dust
on the floor, like flower or something?
The dust fell from the ceiling.
They were making a sex tape.
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boning down. Toby? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't remember, maybe. Fucking, we got a, we need a vacation. I just need a better memory, like, I was going through
shut out the other day and I was like, fuck, we've done so many of these movies and I do not remember so many of these movies. So many of them in one I really. their. their. their. their. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I. I. I really. I really. I really. I really. I really. I really, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was like, I'm th. I was, I was, I'm th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've th. I've t. I've t t toda. I've today. I've today, today, today, today, today, today. I've today. I've today So many of them, in one ear, out the other.
Yeah, like, even like something I really liked, like,
Psycho Gorman, I was like, I got a little bit of it,
but there's not a lot left.
It is very dark in there.
Oh boy, the pool lights have out in our brains.
She talks about how they lost all the pictures in a fire and I thought did that movie end in a fire it must have the third one I think so yeah yeah I think mom is in the fire when it's burning up someone's
dying in the fire for sure okay grandma takes the kids out okay
this is also where I have the note this dude does have BK owner vibes oh he sure does
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He's got his phone on a belt holder.
Absolutely.
With this Tommy Bahama shirt and his flip flumps.
Yes, completely unfuckable.
And yet, Christy.
He wants him to smash her.
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makes me want to throw up.
Why?
Wicker makes me want to throw up.
What's wrong with the way?
Is it because of like hot and it sticks to your legs?
And it gets lines on your legs?
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. What moved on from Wicker?
I think we need to just burn all the wicker.
Think about all the dust that'll make, though.
Why can't we do better as a society?
We also keep seeing the pool cleaner, automatic cleaner being outside the pool in the morning,
which I think is very funny because the ghost is just being like, ah, fuck you. I know it ghost it's a demon is a demon yeah given a real fuck you in a petty way
and I love a petty demon but that's also a thing that I mean like how
weird this pull like I'm with BK on this was like the pool cleaners doing a
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Go get it, go get it, see how that works that for you.
Yeah.
You big old dummies?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not a very good move on the demon like, so you figure you become enough to like move things in the
real world, right? You gotta practice.
Sure. You gotta spin a mobile and be able to stop it before whoever walks back into a room.
Why you have to stop it, we don't know. So is the lifting the pool cleaner thing,
just the demon being like, I can lift things out of water?
You think it's just all, it's for the demon's own benefit
and not for the benefit of the family to scare them?
It's doing a quick few squats when you get out of bed in the morning
just to keep the hips moving.
Yeah, I'm gonna say no because the demon is powerful enough that it has already trash.
.
. Damon is powerful enough that it has already trashed the entire house. It's true. And popped a yoga ball.
It also made a stink in the basement, which I think is very funny.
So no, I think it's just, I think it's like, ooh, I'm going to get them and they're like,
what the fuck is this? Who cares?
Oh, yeah.
Because later it's just like dumping a pot off of that, that, that, that, that, that, not have an house with children. No. Because if it ever came down it would kill one of the children. That's gonna push that baby, yeah.
It had to weigh 50 pounds. Yeah, it was huge. But it's just like one pot. He's like,
hey. And then, oh no, wait. Have we done more paranormal activities? Because we did the one, Toby is the one where the stuff falls from the ceiling. Is that free? I'm looking it. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I that's that's that's their. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I have. I have th. I have their their their th. I have their th. I have th. I th. I th. I their th. I have their th. I have th. I have th. I to is the one where the stuff falls from the ceiling. Is that three? I'm looking it up.
Having your home be haunted by a demon with perverted tendencies. I think that's Toby.
Okay. Okay. And then we did the one where grandma is involved too. I think that's the end of, yeah.
Yeah, we've done one and three. That's it. Weird. Yeah. So that must all be the same movie. Three. Get in
touch if that's all the same movie. I don't like to do three if you're out
there. Do you think that Ali really likes the Ramones and the Misfits because
she has those posters up in her room? They're very prominently displayed.
Such a like some dude my age putting up band posters, you love the remotes, the misfits, give you
something a little younger, here's Kurt Cobain.
And then...
The year's 2006?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like my chemical romance would have been dated at that point.
Yes, exactly.
She'd probably like the Machine Gun Kelly's.
Or, I don't know. What was 2006? You're younger than I am. What was popular
in 2006? I stopped listening to new music in 2002, so it's hard for me to say. Really? That's
when you tapped out? Pretty much. Okay. Okay. What was the new music you were listening to in 2003? Uh, like emo? But then it got all Christian and Wussie and like, then it got like fallout boy? tho? tho? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thin, the. to theeeeeeeean. thin, the. the. thoooooooooo. the. th., emo, but then it got all Christian and Wussy and like,
then it got like, Fall Out Boy and that, and that was just a bridge too far for me.
Too poppy.
Too poppy.
And I just had to leave.
And I thought, well, Mineral made a good record in there, you know?
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Hold on. All you fallout boyheads get in touch. Oh, sugar we're going down. Okay. Sugarfoot.
What did it? That's foot. That's diabetes.
That's not funny.
Really, diabetes is not funny.
Check your A1C.
I'm going to take over for Wilfrid Brimley.
Oh man, it's about time.
So Burger King catches Martin smudging sage and fires her the next
day without a backup plan for child care even though his wife doesn't seem to
work but whatever. There's like a loud crash and Martin is just like no
ah fuck that noise. She's a magical Hispanic so she can sense the demons in
the house yeah which is thank goodness, you know
And she also only speaks in Spanish and they never subtitle her I appreciated that Did you like that? Yeah, and like B. K. Speaks to her in Spanish as well like like Spanglish he's kind of like doing going back and forth?
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Also, I don't know how we've gotten this far into this episode without talking about it.
If there's something happening, you're getting the lowest based rumble. Yeah. Just this ba point of where it's like, yeah, it's too much.
It's too much.
It's too much and it's also very hard to hear.
My opinion.
Like everything just will say thudding.
And you're like, oh, okay, I guess there's a sound happening.
That might be on me, though.
Yeah, but it's also like when you're listening that has a lot of double bass and it just like it'll lose the guitars because there's so much double bass going on.
Yeah. This is just a constant sub-base rumble and you're like I'm sorry, Chris Christie,
could you repeat that? I did not get that. Yeah, so yeah, she gets fired which is dumb. It is dumb and Ali's like she wasn't hurting anyone and it's like yes you are correct.
She is the only correct one in this entire movie. Oh God I hated the sea where she's like
laying outside with her boyfriend doing research he's like can I just rub
your back? Oh God. He's like oh man. He makes a pussy joke later with a
Weegee board and you're just like please let me be dead. And her trying to laugh at it with him just being like oh oh this is great I love this pussy this a this a this th this th this the th th th th. th. this th. the th. thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho the the the thi tho. Oh th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh the th. Oh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toy toy toy toy te toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy th th th th trying to laugh at it with him just being like, oh this is
great I love this pussy joke. All thee's a lovely child you get away from her.
Although I have to say that it was a time of weird shorts. Every pair of
shorts she's wearing is knee-length. Yeah. Yeah I forgot about
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Yeah.
Ew.
But she's also like 14?
I don't know.
I mean, she's making jokes about pussy hunting.
Yeah, who wasn't making jokes about pussy at 14?
14 year old girls not that much.
I don't know. It's been a really long time since I was 14. That actor is two years younger than you are.
Which is who's made in 2010?
Yeah.
Wow.
See, I can't do that math.
Thirteen years ago.
Twenty-six.
She's twenty-six.
Yeah, she looks he's hella young.
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What is time?
So there's a loud thud at the window. What made the thud, Katie? I don't know, what was it? It was a bird. It was a bird. It was a bird. It was not bread.
Which he picks up with the barbecue tongs, even though he has a garbage bag in his hand.
Use your, put your hand inside the bag and pick up the bird.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Bird is filled with mites and all sorts of miroes thinks. makes when he takes it over to the grill, which is very gross because that's also where you cook your food?
That's where you do your flame broiling?
Uh-huh.
That's where you make those Wappers junior?
What makes it a junior?
Smaller.
It's smaller?
But I just think that Patty and Bun everything's a little small.
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Yeah, what is it?
I don't know.
It's like somewhere between bread and, oh God, what's the Ethiopian?
Oh, in Jira.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And don't sprinkle a little packing peanut in there.
Yes.
Yes.
There's like a weird dryness to it. A dry melt. But God I love it. Yeah. Every time I'm on the turn bike I'm like
I'm going to BK because it's not really many in the city. No, no, no, they're hard to get to.
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Yeah, outside Pittsburgh. It was wild.
So yeah, there's a bird has hit the window and it's like, that's not on gama.
That happens every time I'm in Missy's mom's house.
You know, it's just, this movie is really building very, very, very slowly.
Sure. And then it builds to nothing.
What?
What?
There's a cataclysmic ending to this film.
Is there?
Yeah, there's tons of deaths.
Yeah, but it's not scary the way the other movies were.
I mean, not that I was scared of them, but I found them creepy in a way that I did not find
this one. There is no Katie standing beside the bed for five hours. Yes.
And then doing it again as a little girl, yes.
Yes.
That was very good.
Although, I did like the part where Christy was sitting in the kitchen and everything crashes
and opens, I thought that was good.
But then they did it better when they dropped the ceiling.
Which is in the third movie, right?
I think so. So really, this is on us. This is on us for our long-standing tradition of watching
franchises out of order and then being pissed about it. Is this how like everyone told me when
I was a kid how amazing Jimi Hendrix was? But it's been so long that I've heard all the
people that were influenced by Jimmy Hendrix that was like, it's fine. Yeah, that could be. Yeah, that could be. Arified of bad hooks, what does that mean? No idea.
Uh, who knows?
Terrified of bad hooks?
It has something to do with her hanging the pot.
She's, oh, she's terrible at hanging pots.
Oh, God, I got it.
Is she, though?
Or is it the husband is like, yeah Burger King is like,
Oh, you just didn't hang it up right?
You just put it right on the edge.
You're probably stupid.
You're probably so bad at this.
So the parents go out, they're like,
we need a night out.
Let's leave the baby with Ali.
Yes. And she knows her parents have cameras. How is she gonna let this guy in? She just lets Brad right in the door. And then films it.
With like her dad's camera?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Like your dad might watch this.
Your boyfriend spelling out pussy on a wigi board.
But then you spelled Pussy Hunt.
He was gonna spell Hunter.
He was gonna spell Hunter.
He had Pussy Hunt.
She thought it was too funny at Pussy Hunt, which is very funny to be like a demon is
possessing a wiki board, but you stop at a good pussy joke.
Yeah, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm backing this up.
Hold on. that the demon allowed him to spell out pussy and then was like, no, no, I'm trying to say Hunter. No!
100% as soon as they stopped fucking around,
the demon was like, hey, can I get in here and say a message or a quick?
The demon's like, I'm waiting.
It's a party line and you've got to wait for your neighbor to go off the phone?
You don't remember party lines right? Party lines. Holy shit. I really thought that they just called it pussy hunting.
I thought that was like a thing between them.
Having sex.
Okay, all right.
So weird.
So weird.
So weird.
I'm about to think about going a little pussy hunt later.
Yes. That seems more plausible to me than the ghosts.
Yes, because demons aren't real.
Perverted kids are!
How?
What was that that just fell and how did a demon do it?
It's rolling across the floor.
It's coming at me!
I'm really comfortable.
Thank you, Katie.
You're welcome, Alan.
Yes, it was demons aren't real but perverted
boys are. Yeah that's fair. Yeah yeah so you were just based on it on
scientific something or other personal experience. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Is this when? Oh and then the boy leaves and Allie gets woken up by a low groaning noise?
Yeah, did you think it was him again? Because I did. He like snuck
back in that door. She finds the front door open and goes out to see what's out
there. Sure, yeah. And the door slams behind her and locks. And then she leaves? Where
the fuck did she go? Where the fuck does she go? I mean I know it's a big house, and she's probably going around and trying every door and window but it takes to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their........ their. their.. their.. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their door and window but it takes for a while to come back. Yeah. Meanwhile the baby is being scoched and
then lifted and then placed on the floor? Like party on hunter the house is
yours. And I should also mention that remember when I said I think I fell asleep
watching this movie? All of this, no memory of it whatsoever.
Definitely slept through all of this. You were like watching this movie. All of this, no memory of it whatsoever, definitely slept through all of this.
You were like, well, this part is a little bit scary.
Yeah, pussy hunting.
Yeah.
Yeah, pussy hunting.
So parents come home and she gets back in the house and touching stuff.
Some, the parents come home and she's a fight about that. And he was like, the baby's, the baby, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, well, well, thi, like, like, th, th, th. Yeah, well, well, well, th. Yeah, well, well, well, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thin, thin, th. thee, and, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thi. P, because we see the kid like running around the house and touching stuff. Yeah, like a baby would. And he was like, oh, maybe I'll go down to the basement, I don't know
mom and dad or how long will you run back up the steps? Yeah. So dumb. Her dad is really mad at her.
Yeah. And then the next day he's like confused about why she's mad at him. Yeah, it's like, well, because you were kind of a deck. A little bit. And then she shows him the footage, and he's like, yeah, it's just the wind, you suck.
He's like, yeah, it's the wind, from the window.
But clearly all the windows were locked her, she would have come in them?
He's so stupid.
He's so stupid.
Why did he set up these cameras if he was never going to watch? daughter in the bathroom. Yeah. Close! You just said yeah! Also, I wouldn't know
how he's kept this franchise going for so long because he is not detail
oriented. He is definitely not detail oriented. Well, then we, the next scene is
Ali and Brad looking on the computer at Demon Info. Yeah, this is when he tries to do the
back rub. Yes. And she's like, demons will come for a first-born son if
you've promised made a deal for wealth. And I was like, it's a Burger King
franchise. Who makes a deal with the devil for wealth and ends up with a Burger King franchise?
But then luckily she says, this is the first male child in Christie's family line in
generations. We don't find that out until a few scenes later. Because in Christie's family line in generations.
We don't find that out until a few scenes later.
Because in this, for several scenes, I was like,
he sold out his soul for a Burger King franchise.
I was gop-smacked for having forgotten about the rest of the movies.
God, I wish that was the conceit of this film.
Me too. We could make that movie.the conceit of this film. Me too.
We could make that movie.
We'll make it a Taco Bell.
Listen, I could have been the greatest blues guitar player of all time.
Yeah.
I could have been Elon Musk.
Yeah.
Nay.
I am a Frank Burger King franchisee.
I love that. Here is my demon story. And not the Burger King that Mika
goes to, because he tried to drop the name and get free food. I don't know all the Burger
Kings. He's not the king of Burger King. Hoah. You mean he's not the burger king?
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He's not the king of the Burger Kingdom.
Love that.
Yeah, punch here.
Yeah, that means that envelops a lot more Burger King joints.
What do we write movies?
Exactly. At least punch this.
Punch them up.
You got a script to us, we'll punch it up. Yeah, not while their rider strike is still happening, we're gonna wait till that's done. Yeah.
We don't cross picket lines.
They weren't, they weren't busting down our door
for us to do it this week, Alan.
But, well, you know, I didn't wanna just think we were scabs.
No, yeah, yeah, for sure. children's toy moving across the floor. Those vehicle toys are deeply annoying.
And I just have a note, is this where they got the idea for Skin of Morink?
Oh, I know it's a phone.
Yeah, same thing.
Yeah.
This part of the movie is long and a bit tedious.
Yeah.
Until the kitchen crashes open, which is great.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Is that when Christyles the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to open, which is great. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
So, is that when Christy yells, God leave me alone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The apostrophe is not there?
And it's just like, God leave me alone.
God, just let me take a shit in peace for one fucking minute.
You don't have to watch me all the time.
What's the chattie?? the chintity. You the chintity. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time. What's the champ? No privacy, no dignity, no privacy,
no dignity.
That's, in our demon franchisee movie,
that's what the demon's going to say
when it shows up at the house.
I love that.
Allie tries to talk to Christy about what they're both experiencing,
and Christy turns around and whispers,
your Aunt Katie says we can't the it tho can't tho can't tho your Aunt Katie says we can't talk about these things because if we do it'll just get worse.
She's not an expert. No, why don't we let Aunt Katie make the decisions in our house?
Best boobs in like the Tri-State area though. You know how when we did scream sex, I said that if my sister was so much taller than me as per Jenna Ortega and her on-screen sister, I'd be pissed.
Oh, what if you were had, what if you were Christy?
And your sister just had this like world's best rack eight years running, you know.
Pittsburgh City paper best of.
You'd be so bummed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's so dumb. So this, yes, so this is when we learned that Christie's family line has never had a mail in it or something. Right. This is where I said, oh, I assumed it was the Burger King money. That was a stupid assumption. I have a note that just says demon stuff after that. You know, demon stuff. Yeah, I mean, I do like that it doesn't go down too far of a road of trying to explain to us. That. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. That. That. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. so so so so so. so. so. so. so. so. so. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. try. try. the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the too the the the the the the. So the. after that. You know, demon stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I do like that it doesn't go down too far of a road of trying to explain
to us why this demon is or what it, you know, it's just like it's here, it's been here a
long time and it fucks with the family.
Yeah, if they did, they would have to rent something more than just a house and pay actors. Yeah. Because that's all these movies are. It's insane. They don't go anywhere. Everything is, yeah.
We never go to the Burger King franchise. They barely go outside. Like at one point,
Allie's freaking out about being left with Hunter. In the middle of the day and I was like, take
him outside. It'll probably be fine out there. You know, let him play in the grass. There's two pool. tool scenes in this. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the their. the the their. the their. the the the th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the grass. There's two pool scenes in this entire. I was like, I would never be out of that fucking pool. No, I'd be in that pool every day of my life. So this is
where I have the note they're going to do Abby Dirty. Yes. I wrote, you know the
dog isn't long for this world. Yeah. So the basement door is open and she goes to
investigate it. And then she doesn't like it, so she runs back into the living room.
And then we hear her barking and whining and then a thud.
Right.
Yeah.
So the dad runs over to get the dog.
And Allie comes in as well.
And they're like about to leave, I guess to go to the emergency vet.
And Christy comes down the stairs and she's like, what do I do?
And the dad, Burger King is like, stay home with Hunter.
It's like, I can't believe this mother needed to be told that she had to stay home with
the baby.
That's her baby.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, and she's not a, he's not,y's dad. She doesn't have to like get information from him. No, no.
Oh yeah, I just, yeah, that part.
But I was like, I was also like,
this is a rare like instance of being proactive from these people.
Right.
They're just like, we got to take the dog to the vet.
Right.
Something's going on.
And they like, they run out. the dog. They don't care so much about poor Christy. Or alley. So Hunter's
Nightlight goes out, spider with a skull for a head, and then Christy gets dragged
out of his room and down the stairs, part way down the stairs. Did you like that?
She like that? Did you like that? Did you like that? Oh? I thought you were like asking me if she found her thing? Yeah, is that her thing? No, did you like that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? that? th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their? their? their. their? their? their? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? the their their their their if she found her thing. Yeah, is that her thing?
No, did you like that?
Uh, it was fine, but they did it in the last movie?
Yeah, I was disappointed.
I did like that she gets drug all the way down to the basement?
Yeah.
And then like hours go by and she comes up and like, she's a demon of that that I did think was kind of upsetting was that the baby is crying in his crib and she keeps trying to go get to him and the demon keeps pulling her away.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, well there's a two one.
That's true.
Yes, Christie comes out all walking like a zombie.
Yes.
In the next morning, Burger King can't get her out of bed,
but he's got to go because he's got a big Burger King meeting.
What do you mean about? What do you mean about chicken fries? You have your chicken fry meeting? They're gonna bring those, uh, ruin they used to do the international sandwiches?
No? Yeah, they used to do these sandwiches.
Yes, the chicken parm. Yes. On the long bun.
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god. Yes. Burger King.
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There was like a French one.
It's probably got some schnitzel or something on there.
Fuck with Burger King.
Schnitz.
I had to fuck with burger king after this.
Yeah.
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They're so far outside of the city.
I'll try you to Aetna.
I think there's one in Aetna.
Hold on.
Where's the closest one?
There's one in Harmer.
Is there a Burger King in Aetna still?
Burger King, here you are. Yeah, it's Atna.
Most Pittsburgh shit ever.
It's a Burger King and Aetna still.
I hope until 2 a.m.
It's right next to the game.
There's a Burger King in Atna.
The show, what have we become?
So yeah, BK can't get mom to bed.
So he was like, hey, Ali, you're in charge of the baby now.
Yeah, he's like, something's wrong with her.
I can't get her up.
Yeah. You're a child, take care of this baby and her.
Yeah. Because he's got a big Burger King meeting. You can bring them international sandwiches back.
Oh my God.
So she's left with a sleepy mom and we've never mentioned this, but Ali is not Christie's
daughter.
No, she is Burger King's baby from, and her mother has passed, which we know because when she,
when the haunting begins, she's like, well, what if it's mom? And the dad doesn't say anything.
Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, I don't know, I hope not.
Yeah. I'm fucking this lady now. That's gonna be weird. I'm doing the dead bird and the girl jokes with this lady.
Oh no! So, Ali sees Christy in Hunter's room, and she sees that Ali has like a big mouth bite mark
on her thigh?
But it looks like a person bite, which is interesting.
Yeah.
You know, demon people, I guess.
Also, she's found something written on the inside of the basement door or scratched into it,
and it looked like it said, Milky?
It looked, tiple.
Did you know what it said?
I was like, like, Melky Cabrera?
Who's that?
A baseball player.
Of course it is.
What does Melky Cabrera sound like to you?
Philosopher. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that same where she sees the thing on her thigh, she's like looks in, sees Christie sitting
in Hunter's room seemingly asleep.
Yeah, or just like sacked out anyway.
And then like turns around and looks back and she's gone.
And then she comes walking out of the hallway. And I was like, I'm not surprised. There's a bathroom door right there
that leads into another room that you could have come out of.
Yeah, these, every room that seems to be connected
by bedroom, bathroom, bedroom, bathroom.
Yeah, yeah.
That's got a good to lead would just walk in just walking in. I remember my friends of mine lived in a house in
D.C. that had at the top of the basement steps was a toilet. Oh God. It was right off
the kitchen. What? It was the weirdest fucking thing. I think that was also the
the toilet that's when they set it up, they set it up wrong, and it had hot water running into it.
What?
That's a wild.
It was like a steam poop, like, it was ridiculous.
Love that.
Might as well have been a ghost toilet.
Yeah.
Ooh, ghost toilet.
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toilet? You guys did ghost toilet back in like 2015. Back in 96 when you guys
started this thing. So Ali calls her dad saying that something's wrong with
Christy and he needs to come home right now. Yeah, yeah. The baby's crying and she's ignoring it.
Mm-hmm. And she shows dad the she shows dad the video of Christie getting dragged.
Yes.
And his response is, I gotta call Martin?
Yes, he's like Martin was fucking right.
Which I appreciate.
He was like, she tried to tell me and I didn't listen.
I gotta call Martin.
But also, I just fucking cut ties with this family, just up and go, you know?
Take Ali and get the fuck out.
No, take Ali and get the fuck out.
No, Martin does come back though to her credit.
Yeah, yeah, she was always nothing but nice.
And then we see, we over hear a conversation because it's being filmed between Ali and her father,
where she's like, no, Katie is her sister, we can't do that.
And he's like, no, you have to transfer it to someone else, a blood relative.
And you're like, what, this is a very abrupt shift in this plot.
Oh, we didn't even notice that either.
Did I fall asleep again?
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And it has to be a blood relative.
And the, like, this sudden specificity is just like a very like 180 on the whole thing.
Oh, is this after he puts the cross on her in the basement and like there's the earthquake that happens?
This is before that.
Bartie not been eating. Bartine has given him something, this cross and dipped it in something? Olive oil.
Is it olive oil?
Okay?
Has Christine not been eating?
I don't know.
Everything has olive oil, right?
Well, I think you're anointing it with oil, is the, like, yeah.
Whatever.
That's like some Catholic shit.
It is some Catholic shit, but I'm not Catholic.
Yes, but as I pointed out,
you were raised Catholic. I do have a confirmation name. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, he, somehow I didn't
even notice that though. I think I'm, I'm not, not sleeping, definitely zoning out a part of the movie,
because it starts to drag after a while. Sure, it really does. Yeah, he puts the cross on Christie and it like,
the camera falls to the ground, there's like an earthquake that happens or something?
There's a lot of shit clattering around in night vision,
which is definitely like a marker of this time of movie, right?
Like, it feels very wreck and very ghostly encounters or ghost encounters or whatever. It's just
all of those movies are like... Yeah it's harder to see isn't it? Spooky.
And it costs a nickel. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then Martian burns a childhood photo? Why does she do that though? Because it shouldn't be here, I guess.
OK, and Hunter is kind of running around
like a little goblin and labyrinth, you know?
I don't understand what that was.
No, I don't know.
They could have just given the demon to the child.
His shorts are ridiculous.
What is that baby doing in those shorts? I don't know. Was he playing basin lift biscuit?
I don't know. They are. Jorts that come down to his like, there are three quarters of the way between his knee and chin.
But they're like... Jenko width. Yes. I mean Hunter's a cool baby. Maybe he was in Crazytown. Yeah, maybe.
Whenever I think of Janktown. Yeah, maybe. Whenever I think I'm today goes, sugar, baby.
Uh, so, uh, so then it's three weeks later?
Yes, and we're seeing footage from the first movie of Katie and Mika.
Right, right. And then Katie comes over and she's like, so are you still having weird stuff? Because I have weird stuff now.
Yeah, and Chrissy's like, nope, not me. I'll never think of it again.
I think you should just take your own advice and shut the fuck up.
Did I do that? Yeah. She didn't.
She didn't. I forgot that they were so rich and we were so mad about it until she like pulled up in that convertible. The convertible.
Go fuck yourself.
You know, you know.
So we see something about Mika's death.
Yes, it's now we see that he dies on the eighth.
And now we're back at the house on the ninth.
But they are seemingly not aware or the least compassionate human beings ever that Mika
is dead.
No, I don't think they know because no one would have reported it, right?
So Burger King is like lounging on the couch and you see what?
He's laying on the couch in a way that's like, yeah, just go lay on the couch.
Like this?
This is a stiff is a board, baby. I guess so. Make it look like your spine and knees don't work.
Are you relaxed? No! Good.
You see Katie in the outfit from the first movie,
covered in blood in the living room.
Yes.
And then Katie murders the Burger King.
By snapping his neck.
Yeah, I wish it had been better.
Choke him to death.
Anything. You were not Arnold Schwarzenegger and command.. You're you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're not to, you're not to, to, to to better. Choke him to death. Yeah. Anything, you were not Arnold Schwarzenegger and Commando, you're not just snapping necks. No, I did not like that.
Not at all. And then she goes into the baby's room where Christy is with the baby and just
shoves her into a wall to kill her, I guess. Yeah, throws her at the camera. At the camera. Yeah. Yeah, thakes the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thor's th. th. th. thor's thro to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. thin thin the thr. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, the the the thro. thro. the. to too crying to laughing, which I thought was pretty good. Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, because demons are hilarious to babies. I guess so. We all know this.
Yeah, I mean that baby, he loves it. As the famous saying, funnier than a demon to a
baby. That's right. And as they say, it takes a demon. To raise a village. We get a chiron that says that Ali found her parents' bodies. Yeah. Yeah, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi thi thi thi, the baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thii the thi thiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thia thi thi. We get a Chiron that says that Ali found her parents' bodies.
Yeah.
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Yes.
Yeah.
And the Katie and Hunter are still missing.
We're about unknown.
So when are we going to do paranormal activity for and find out what happened to him?
I don't know. I thought we already did.
Me too.
At some point, later.
Yeah.
Katie.
Alan.
Not in the movie in my, in the clubhouse.
In the clubhouse.
Give me a rating on this film.
You know, I liked the first and third, much, much, much more than this one.
I thought this one peaked with that scary thing happening in the kitchen,
and then from their their their their their their their their their their their their dad it was just downhill. Yeah, yeah. And the climb to that peak was not particularly enthralling. Sure. I am
glad to know though that they sort of like brought it back because paranormal
activity three was good in my memory anyway which is to say very poor.
This is just any other turn of the decade, you know, anything that was made between 2006 and
2013 and came out on demand.
Yeah.
That's what this movie is.
So for that it gets a four.
Okay.
You.
Okay.
I think four is good for this.
Yeah.
I definitely, like the other ones we've done I've been way more into like
yeah. They just had better of storylines like did I need this? I think this one didn't do a great job of
building tension either which the first and third ones definitely did. Sure, sure. As well as being funny and
corny and like this was just the funny corny stuff without the tension. Yes, absolutely. And I put out a tweet asking people how they feel about this movie,
because for some reason I had it in my head that like,
these movies were not looked well upon in the horror community.
Okay.
But we got a lot of responses of people who say they really enjoyed one or one in three.
Okay. Or they're just not into these movies at all. Okay, like Cinema Psycho show. That's a big nope for me. Okay, yeah, but other people who think
that they're the first is a classic. I think yeah. Weary chuckle. Who says that? Weary chuckle? Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, I think four is solid for this film.
Thank you.
You know what you're going to like more than that, Katie?
What?
I hope so anyway.
This is a note or a message from Patron.
It goes a little something like this.
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Our wagon to that horse, we hitched the wagon to the horse.
We're in Detroit, we have to give them a bottle of wine or something.
Yeah.
I have never been so happy to stumble upon a podcast.
Maybe second only of the first ever podcast and podcast episode from cognitive diss. I neveridents in 2016, 2017-ish.
I never would have found Yins without them.
They said Yins!
Are they one of us?
Okay, go on.
Go on, go on.
Wait, there's a story.
Okay.
I have found so much enjoyment from the show.
I have been having quite a time right now, and a wonderful distraction has
been exploring my love for horror movies through you both.
Oh, I'm so glad, and I'm sorry you're having a tough time.
Yeah, hopefully, I mean, it'll get better. Probably.
Yeah.
Do you have a demon haunting your infant son? Because that's bad.
If so, do you have a sibling?
I have a short anecdote to share.
Okay.
Recently made a new friend from New York City. Where's that? Is that a
city? Is that a big one? That's a the city. Okay. Who I am already very fond of. Because of your
recent talking about the word yinns, I have used it in a text to them. I figured Katie would
appreciate it, colon. Hope yins enjoy your smokesch. Oh, you got me there though.
I don't know if it's obvious, but I have never emailed a podcast before.
You're doing great. You're doing great. There were no red flags.
P.S., this entire email was prompted by my wish of sharing that anecdote.
You're gonna just giving us the anecdote.
No, I appreciate that. But we appreciate all of it.
I hope you were as proud of me as I am of myself.
Also, I hope I used yins right.
Absolutely, you did.
Much love from California.
Connor.
Thank you.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for being here with us.
And thank you for spreading the word of yin's. Unlike your fellow Californian who got all ruffled
up about it, Derek. Ruffled. Ruffled. He sounded ruffled to me. Not a pretty ruffle.
He had ridges, man, you could use them when you're getting French onion dip.
Yeah. Did you say French onion dip? Yeah. Ruffles with the ridges? I'm hungry. I want to go to Burger King and I want French Onion Dip. Oh man, French Onion Dip on a burger would probably be delicious.
Oh my god, yeah. Anywho, what do we do?
I could do like onion soup mix and mix it in with burger meat.
Oh yeah, I've done that.
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You're either fucking on board or you're fucking not.
Yeah, go out the airlock, we're done with you.
And I can't make you feel either way about this.
No, that's true.
But I love doing this.
Love my friend, love being up here. Let's keep doing it. We're just gonna keep doing it.
Speaking of which, June with Pride month.
Yeah.
And we don't really do stuff around Pride,
just like we don't do stuff around like Black History Month.
And like, for me, it feels like pandering to do stuff like that.
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going through some fucking shit right now for being queer, for being trans.
I worry about our friend Jean a lot, who's in Florida.
Yeah. Yeah.
We love you and we support you.
And like, if you think that you don't know gay or trans people,
it's because you're not cool enough for them to come out to. You've said shit to them that they don't feel
comfortable. Our patrones are not those people. Oh yeah, yeah, oh I know, I know, I know,
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They're hiding it from you.
Go fuck yourselves.
Yeah, so just like, be empathetic, be kind.
I sell a tweet from Jordan B. Peterson today about this stuff.
You know, like it just pops up in the Twitter fee.
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addressed that stuff. No well we kind of did a little bit because I remember that we
did do a queer horror film in the month of June maybe last year or the year before as requested by a listener and feeling really like insincere. It felt insthough we are we're being sincere it felt insincere yeah because I think
because there's so much like you know fucking target rebrands itself from
whoever like all these companies like are doing it for profit and I don't want
my support and ally whatever yeah yeah we just do a thing yeah but I just wanted
to make sure that like we knew people know that like
We love you. We love you. We should have said this on the main podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Oh well, too fucking late.
I can cut it and put it in the main podcast. Do it. You will. I will. I will. Speaking of which.
Yeah. What are we doing next week, Katie? Next week we are going to have a very special guest. We are going to be joined the the the the the the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. th. People. th. People. th. People. People. to. People. to. to. to. People. People. to. to. t. to. to. to. to. together. together. to. together. to. the the the the the the the the th. th. going to have a very special guest. We are going to be joined by our friend Kurt from the Enjoy Wrestling Promotion. What?
And we're gonna do a wrestling themed horror movie. This is very exciting. It is.
What are we doing? See no evil? Two. Starring Kane. The deuce. You know I was
talking to Kurt about this how we watch these movies out of order and they act pissed off because we can't figure out what's going on in them.
So I'm really glad that we can bring him into the fold on a sequel of a film I know
nothing about.
I feel like it's the most American thing we can do is get mad at our own ignorance.
Yes, you're so right about that.
And blame someone else. Why didn't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they th the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they make it more easy for me? Why didn't these fucking idiots make me watch the first movie first?
Why don't they just put the first movie at the beginning of this movie so I don't have
to watch the first movie first?
Yeah, Fast and Furious does it every time.
They sure do.
In case you were not paying attention.
Last time, on the fast and the Furious. I'm still alive. Oh my God, you just spoiled that for so many people.
Which one?
I don't know.
I feel like he's alive again in a lot of them.
Okay, fair enough.
I don't know though.
I feel like we're gonna get an angry letter about that.
I kind of want to see ten.
It's got my mow in it. Yeah, we're gonna. He's dreamy, right? Um, yeah. I think, yeah, not my type.
No?
I like a weird dad.
His thighs are not pale enough.
Have you not seen the footage of him on the side of the stage
while Pantera is playing, singing along with his young son?
Oh, that's adorable.
That's weird dad, that is weird, Dad. He's just not that Craig T. Nelson type, you know. Sure, sure.
It's more of a Jason Mamoa type.
I mean, would.
I feel like he's one of those people that,
if I met him in real life, I'd just be like, uh,
uh, real pretty. Yeah.
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seeing someone that's that whatever. Yeah, in real life. Yeah. Nah.
You should have slapped his ass. No, don't ever slap anyone's ass.
No, go on. What up Donnie Darko? She's so fucking beautiful.
Thanks.
Katie.
Alan.
These people can find us on the internet?
Sure, you can be patron at Patreon.
Patreon.com, back slash, world of ambulance.
We've got merch on T-Public.
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We still never figure that out, which is... Are link tree is going to take you all there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where all famils at Gmail.com, we're on Twitter.
We're on Instagram though. I think Allen's off social media, so I might be on my own with
the Twitter. I do go and check for messages. Okay. And to see just sit there and scroll through reels on Instagram for like
like too long. Like sitting on the toilet for half an hour. Oh no. Too long! You're gonna get the red marks
on your knees from your elbows. You're gonna get the red marks around your bum cheeks from the
or from the seat. Exactly. We need a social media intern. We had someone offered to do it. We've the to check to make sure everything everything the the their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sit to sit. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to sit to to to to toilet. toilet. toilet. toilet. to toilet. toilethoilethoilethoileth. toileth. toileth. toileth. toilet. toilet for toilet for toilet for to to toil it and then we freaked out. I know, I know. But no, I do check it, I do check to make sure everything is going on.
I'll be on the Twitter, I can't, I'm not doing shit with Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, I use it only to contact my tattoo artist.
And then we'll be off Twitter once thear thea thea.
As soon as that happens, we're tho. Twitter is my true medium. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
Why can't the estate of Mr. Rogers by Twitter so that good people can own this?
Fuck. Anyway, come back next week for Kurt and See No Evil? See no evil too?
Not called Here No Evil. That was the three quil. Okay. Oh, you think they should have done that got some speech do-a-eem-evil. I feel like Hollywood is just not that smart.
That's a bummer.
I know that I'm thwarting that job we were about to have earlier where we're playing from the road on scripts, but yeah.
No.
No. Well, send them in, we'll punch them up.
Yeah, punch them up. Bye. The maniacs are not dead pools, Savini's sighting at the pool.
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