Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 435- Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Episode Date: July 3, 2023In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new (on Max now!) entry into the "Evil Dead" franchise, "Evil Dead Rise." Special topics for your consideration include: a veritable sea of Australia...ns, hailing from a soldering family, reactions to priests, mom sadness, "Dream Child," and so much barfing. SO much barfing! We've covered two other films in the series: the original in Episode 280 and "Army of Darkness" in Episode 229. They are predictably out of order and we still haven't done the second one. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a couple years' worth of episodes about action movies! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. werewolfambulance@gmail.com www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.  If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.
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Gainie. Hello Alan. I'd like to welcome you to a new game show that I've started. Tell me all about it.
It's based on the tagline from the film Army of Darkness delivered by one Ash, which is Give Me The Sugar Baby. tell me all about it. It's based on the tag line from the film Army of Darkness.
Delivered by one Ash, which is give me the sugar baby. Oh yeah,
give me the sugar baby. Give me the sugar baby. Everyone playing at home, I know
it's give me some sugar, but I prefer give me the sugar. No, I'm with Alan. Whatever he
says is right. I am going to ask you a series of questions before we get
started on our episode where we will be covering Evil Dead Rise.
Okay. And these questions are
pub quiz style so you're just going to give me the answer as I throw them at
you in rapid secession. Okay wait okay so this is a speed round we're starting
off of the speed round like you do on a game show. Yeah yeah yeah yeah
this game show sucks. These are all candy based questions.
Hence the name of the game show, Give me the sugar baby. Okay, okay, okay, all right.
And these questions are from Eric Owens at anti-maximalist.com,
just to give proper attribution to where I stole these from on the internet.
Anti-maximalist?
Yeah, yeah. Was minimalist just taken, I guess.
Well, I mean, if right. Katie, Alan. Are you ready? I guess.
Okay, here we go.
There's no pressure.
That's fine.
Which candy company produces the popular Butterfinger Candy Bar?
Nestle?
You got it.
Dope.
What candy is also the name of a popular 90s rap song?
Fock, I don't know.
Smarties.
Let me see, 'all Tutsi Roll. Tutsi Roll!
Yo, Tutsi Roll!
Oh, God, I froze.
I figured you were to knock that one out of the park.
I figured I would too, if I'm honest with you.
And then all I could think of was, all I could think of was, um,
okay, Smarty, go to go with Laffey Taffy. But that's from 2003 so that would
have not counted for a 90s rap song. And outside of my Oove. Oh yeah right
right 2002 is a cutoff point. I like that you were just sticking hard to this.
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A one, a two, who, a three?
You got it.
What candy is also a name used to describe smart kids?
Smarties?
Is that your final antler?
Nerds?
NERDs! I would also accept Smarties if I were you.
But you're not like, oh look at these fucking Smarties over here.
But what if you were the teacher and you were like, okay, Smarties to the front of the room,
dummies to the back.
Then you're not a very good teacher.
No, no, you're not.
All right, we have just a few more.
What can the sloan, the slogan, melts in your mouth, not in your hand. M&Ms. You got it.
Here's a, here's a fucking curveball if I've ever thrown one at you.
What was the lollipop named after?
Oh, I have no idea.
The good ship?
A racing horse?
A racing horse, I would have, wouldn't have come up with that in 30 guesses.
All right.
Here we go. Okay. We're coming up on the end here. Okay. And average,
on average, how much candy do Americans consume on Halloween? Not as much as I do on a daily basis.
That is the correct answer. Yeah, that's so weird. What is it? 3.4 pounds. On one day?
On one day? No one eats 3.4 pounds of candy in one day.
I mean heroes do.
Wait, no, I'm sorry.
I'm not even going to do the math on the ounces of a fun-sized snickers.
No.
There's no way.
What's?
Oh, Eric, whatever, at anti-maximalist.
You're a fucking liar.
Katie?
These final two questions have the same answer.
Okay.
So allow me to read the two and then give me the answer.
Okay.
What candy was famously part of a ration for American astronauts in space?
What candy was originally designed to be a smoking secession aid.
I have no idea. I'll give you a hint.
You eat it from a neck?
From a neck?
From a neck.
A neck?
A candy necklace?
Pez.
Yeah.
Katie, you did fantastic on that quiz.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for humoring me.
I haven't done a quiz or a game in a while,
so I wanted to get back at it.
I like that you did a quiz for a movie
we've already covered.
Did we do an episode of Normandy of Darkness?
I can't remember.
90% sure we did.
OK. I'm looking it up while we talk. What are we talking about today though? We're talking about the just to HBO Max released film
Evil Dead Rise. This is the fifth movie in the Evil Dead franchisee. I must
have, what is number four? I must have missed that. Number four is Evil Dead
2013. The reboot reimagining remake. Never saw that. And also we did Army of Darkness in episode 229, Monday, May 20, 2019.
Katie, can I tell you a bit of information?
Yeah, go for it.
In preparation for this episode, I watched every Evil Dead movie.
No, you didn't.
In preparation for this episode, I watched every Evil Dead movie.
How do you feel? I feel like I was way too harshed of Darkness. It's a really fucking fun movie and I was a dick.
So fun. Okay so Alan's, we're getting a vacation Alan right now. So this is a real Alan.
And I, we're recording remotely, obviously he's on vacation. I, also this man works on vacation. What the fuck. I am coming home from a pirate's loss. I went to the pirate's game today. they. they. they. the. the. tod. to. tod. tod. tod. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. t. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the tttttt. the te. the te. to. te. to. to. to. to. to. te. te. t. t. t. the t. t. the t. t What the fuck? I am coming home from a pirate's loss. I went
to the pirate's game today. They lost. And so a man told me I look like Eliza Manelli, which
I'm wounded by. So we're coming at this from very different mindsets. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was
in the pool three hours ago and asleep for the last two hours. So,, fuck, dude. Who takes a nap? And I just chugged an entire thing of coffee, and now I'm drinking a beer.
So I'm like fucking poor man speedballing over here.
Oh, vacation Alan's so fun.
I'm in my home office.
I'm looking at work I have to do tomorrow.
Yeah.
Hey, Evil Dead rise.
Wait, oh, sorry. Wait, wait, wait.
Is there anything else you want to say about the Evil Dead franchise before we get into this?
I thought it was going to hate the 2013 movie?
I did not hate it, but it does not have the tone that you want out of an Evil Dead movie.
What's the tone like?
It's mean. It's mean. It's mean and cruel too, though, I have to say. It is, but it still is like, we're going to throw you some bones that you're going to recognize from your beloved franchise.
Yeah, I guess.
But, and it's also like, this one is setting up that there's like a wider world going on, which I appreciated.
Yes, this is much, especially as the original three went on, they got goofier. Sure.
So the first one was like fun and funny, but not as slapstick, and then Evil Dead too,
which I don't think we've done that movie.
No, that's the one we've not done.
We should do that because that was a fucking god damn joy watching that.
Okay, great. I liked it so much better than the original. Because there's a lot of three stooges in it and I'm always here for that.
Okay, okay.
Because I'm 85 years old.
Look, everybody likes the three stooges who's over 60.
Every septaginarian loves the three stuges.
Everyone who lives through the Great War. Everyone who has a reoccurring Amazon delivery of Centrum Silver loves the three students.
Look, you don't want your calcium to get low and that's not your fault.
No, I mean, osteoporosis is real, dog.
Anyway, I was very excited to do this movie and it had really been a while, you know,
since I had been excited for something. Sure, sure. Like, we got the surprise of being excited about all about evil.
Right, that was a bonus.
Total bonus, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this movie opens on a doc, sitting on the dock of the bay.
If you will.
Watching the tide, roll away. And a drone a drone a ddr dr dr dr dr dr dr dr dr d d d drock, I I I I I I I the the the tide, roll away. And a drone rolls in. Yeah. I fucking hate a drone.
A drone followed by a duchebag, as they always are and should be.
I screamed at someone at Panther Hollow Lake for getting too close to the ducks with their drone. I was like, can't you see you're upsetting them?
They were like flapping and screaming.
They were terrified.
They live there.
That's their house.
Yeah, get those ducks out of the drone zone.
Jesus.
Yeah.
So anyway.
Yeah.
For your Instagram stories or your Tick tocks, you're going to bother some ducks.
Seriously, ducks have never done anything to you. Yeah. I did like that nerd saying you look like you
were going to shit a brick sideways. That's something my father would have said.
And you're like great this guy is here but fortunately we don't have to spend too much time with him.
No. Mm-mm-mm-mm. So we get the woman from the dock going up to check on her friend who's not feeling well. Yes. I believe that's Jen. Jessica.
Jessica.
Interchangeable.
How much do you love that cabin though?
That like extreme A-frame?
Yeah, yeah, I fucking love an A-frame.
Wild.
Ideal house would be an A-frame.
It's like so impractical for storing anything, but who cares?
So she goes in to check on Jessica and Jessica has her back to her classic horror movie pose.
Totally.
We're told she's been given a Klanapin, so she is sleeping it off.
Yeah, I mean, say what you will about Dushbag with a drone.
A friend with Klonapin.
Come on.
Yeah, you know what they say.
A friend with Klonapin is a friend in Dahlonapin. A friend with Benzos is
a friend Ferenzos. Forever? We'll workshop it. A friend with Ludes, they're my dudes. That's
perfect. Is that Eliza Manelli a reference? Is that why you're talking about looods? Man, this
Eliza Monelli really rocked you to your fore. It really did. I've never had a celebrity comparison that hurt me before.
Yeah, yeah, I get one all the time.
What's that?
Santa Claus?
I don't know why that hurts you.
Everybody loves him.
It's true.
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But, I mean, if you watch a cabaret, she was a smoke show.
All right. As the kids used to say, and probably don't anymore.
Don't anymore.
I love the use of meat puppet in this movie, the phrase meat puppet, very good.
Right in your musical wheelhouse as well. Yeah, for sure.
I love the meat puppets.
I love the use of Wuthering Heights in this movie.
Right in your wheelhouse. Classic literature.
That's a 16 year old goth.
Yeah. Her friend is reading it and Jessica is suddenly sitting up, which I like a lot. And then she's staying aloud the words to Wuthering Heights, which, you know, she does not strike you as the type to have read read classic the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to have the to have the the to have the the to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to the their to theiring heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting heighting height, to have to have to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to have to have to have to have to have to have to read classic, to read classic, to read classic, to have the to have the the the the theuooooooeatheauathea their the she's staying aloud the words to Wuthering Heights, which she does not strike you
as the type to have read classic literature.
No, no, no, no.
Which it's really scary.
Yeah, and especially when her voice gets like modulated.
She's talking like a demon.
I disagree, I think that's worse.
I think if it was just Jessica's voice getting more and more like
hyped, you know what I mean? Just like ratcheting up and up I think that would
be a lot better than being like, I'm now the devil speaking in the devil's voice.
I don't like that very much. So you think of like Piedy Pablo like
a helicopter? Twist it around your heads being like a helicopter.
Just really getting the room hyped up you would have been more into it.
This one's for you. Uh-uh, this one's for who? Us, us, us.
It's like, Alan and I both been drinking.
It's, we're on the computer. It's daytime.
And she, uh, she yells at Jessica to stop and Jessica stops and then falls off the bed onto her head.
Yeah, she really liked.
She sure does.
Takes a dinger.
And then what does she do?
And then she vomits up a bunch of KY jelly and it's very upsetting.
Yeah, there's a lot of vomiting in this movie.
I felt sorry for you.
Yeah, not a fan.
I loved every second of it because I love vomiting. I think the vomiting of a clear viscous liquid is even more upsetting because that's not supposed to be in me.
And then she fucking scalps her by her braid.
Yeah, who's the brainless meat puppet now?
I loved that.
So here's something I really liked about this movie is that they're like, we're going to give you a thing
and thin the thi tho-you to the to then we're going to immediately deliver on that thing.
Yes, there is no waiting for the payoff.
It's like, here's the pitch, here's the swing, home run.
Or at least this one was a home run, I would say.
And then we get, what is her name, is her, the woman who's been scalped.
I thinks that's Teresa, perhaps? That sounds good. Okay.
Teresa, we see Drone Boy pissing in the lake, and then Teresa walks up behind him, scalped
and bloody and crying, of course.
Of course.
And I was like, brains can't just be exposed to air like that.
And then I was like, no, yeah, they can.
That's brain surgery. That's literally what brain surgery is. What do you think they melt like cotton candy if they're exposed to hair? I felt like they would dry out and like shrivel. You know what I mean? Like when you leave
basil on the counter. Brainsle. Yeah, I don't know why. And she is immediately followed by the woman
wripped her scalp off. Jessica. Who earlier the drone boy said,
this drone wouldn't cut your head off, just mangle your face.
Yeah.
So Jessica mangles her own face with the drone.
She sure does.
She looks amazing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And then she falls in the lake.
Drone boy goes in after her.
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wondered if he was gonna crash into her. You know that song is about sex? You know I've
never thought about it but I think I probably could figure that out.
I bet Dave Matthews is just someone who like humps away like a jackrabbit. I bet he has no fucking style
What you don't think is polyrhythmically grinding on people?
You know I could see it going one to two ways now that you've said that and then post-coitus he puts on a desheie and leaves the room. You're like, thank you for leaving.
Don't come back.
All of a sudden we see Caleb's head on the dock.
Yeah.
I like that a lot.
I like that it was an animatronic as well.
Nice move.
And then Jessica rises from the water, which I thought was really good. And then behind her, the evil-tha-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-the evil-tod-tod-tod-tha-tha-tod-tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s th-s, th-a-s, th-a-a-s, th-s, th-s, th-a-a-a-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-a-a-s. to-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. tha-s. tha-s. th-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. thooo-s. thoo-s. thoo-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-s. to-s. to-s. to-s from the water, which I thought was really good. And then behind her, the evil dead rise rising above the mountains?
Come on.
Great cold open.
Yeah, my first note on the cold open, chef's kiss.
M-mah.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Yeah.
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I got it. Yeah, you got it. That pregnancy test is covered in cigarette smoke then.
I feel like that's going to mess up your result. It's true. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. So now we're entering the
Australian portion of the film. All of these people are Australian. Did they film it in Australia?
I don't know.
The littlest girl is British.
Of course.
But I don't know, and the two sisters are Australian.
The son is Australian, but I don't know about the middle child, the teenage girl.
Just stealing our accents left and right.
I honestly thought they did a good job.
Oh yeah, no, I was shocked every time that they were Australian.
Yeah.
As I'm going through the Australian reading list.
Sure.
So the rock club is solely there to set up that she's going to know how to do electronics later in the movie.
Yeah, we see both her and her sister sodering at one point or another.
And I was like, you just grew up in a soering household or like oh yeah yeah yeah I guess the
family was part of big solder yeah and then she takes a pregnancy test and
immediately leaves the club right I guess she's pregnant yeah to go to her
sister's house right because she needs to tell her sister to go to her sister's house. Right.
Because she needs to tell her sister what's going on in her life. Right, she sucks.
She does sucks. Her sister is at home with her three children.
Two teenagers and a much younger child who when I looked up the actor is like 11 or 12.
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But she looks six or seven.
She does. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's Danny, Bridget and Cassie?
Yes.
They're all just yelling at each other in a way that super stresses me out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. The teenage daughter, Bridget, is yelling about going to a Labor Day protest and I was
like, who protests Labor Day?
It's a fine-
I want people working.
Yeah, it's the finest of holidays.
I want children back in the mines and a 12-hour workday for everyone.
Sick of these fucking unions.
But I guess we're not.
No, we're not.
Unfortunately. So you think that kid's just like an industrialist?
Exactly.
She's getting on the Reagan train early on in life and yeah.
When she's looking for her t-shirt, she pulls it out in the movie, it says Eat the Rich,
but I imagine that it, like, if she had moved her fingers it would have said like, congratulate the rich or something, you know?
Each the, eat the rich taste of the working class being obliterated.
You fucking nailed it.
I wish I had just handed that to you from the beginning.
I wish I hadn't said anything.
Like, congratulate the rich.
This, I, I recently, may or may not have made a drunken online order of t-shirts.
Oh, what did you buy? I bought a the the the the with a picture of a graveyard and it says we have found new homes for the rich.
Oh dude. I'm going hard in the paint. Yeah, you are. That's gonna go over really well in your
bougy neighborhood. So everyone's always complaining about something on that god damn list serve, go on.
So I was on my way out to vacation vacation stopped in Johnstown, Pennsylvania at a sheet's wearing
that t-shirt no Johnstown for those of you from not Johnstown or this
region which is all of you is a very working-class area oh yeah yeah yeah
hit hard by the opioid epidemic yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and big Trump country.
Big Trump.
Big Trump.
You know what that guy's going to do?
An opioid in every pocket.
Go on.
So I'm standing there waiting for my sheets order.
You got an MTO.
What'd you get on you?
What?
What?
they-o? thi. everything shmaggle? Everything shmaggle. I can think of an egg in Swiss and a tomato slice. Come on, you can't go wrong.
I mean, they're MTO's.
So good.
Get some shmandwiches.
Did you buy any shmigarettes?
A bit of shmubby bears?
I didn't get any smears either.
So I'm standing there in my camouflage baseball cap. t-shirt and people are just walking behind me like I recognize the one I don't like the other I don't know what's going on you're lucky you're a
fucking giant my dude many men would be punched out for less I love it I love how
confusing I am to the world yeah it's great I don't know what your
camo thing is but I'm here for it currently wearing camo shorts yeah well
we cut to a little girl cutting off a baby doll's head
with very sharp scissors. Yeah. Don't love that. And her mom who is said to be a tattooist. A tattooist?
A tattooist? Who is not that heavily tattooed? No, and all of her tattoos are like the spindliest tattoos you've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. This is not everybody I know who is a tattattoer tattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattattatt. Who tatt. Who tatt. Who tatt. Who tattoer who is a tatto-a tatto-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thu-s. too-s. thu-s. thu-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. th. th. th. ttau-a. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s. ttau-s.. Yeah, no. This is not everybody I know who is a tattooer who has face tattoos and everything else. You run out of space.
You got to do the face. That's what they say. So she's working on a tattoo gun and just over her shoulder like
Cassie do you have my scissors? It's like, hey, maybe an intervention would be good right now?
Maybe pay attention to this child.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Cassie is making something that she calls Stephanie?
I love Stephanie so much.
I love Stephanie as well.
But I'm sad that she has made it.
I was like, should I make a Stephanie for Lucy?
Does Lucy have a Stephanie?
That would horrify her because she's a regular six-year-old baby. She's just a little girl. I hate
when kids are like, I don't know. I don't know. Horror is not for kids.
Like, we should not allow them to participate in it. Yeah, tell that to you and I as children.
Right. We are fucked!
That's the premise of
this show. The premise of the show is not you and I talk about horror movies. It may seem
like it is on the surface, but deep down we're digging into our daddy issues. This is a way
for us to work out all of our insecurities. Wherewolf Ambulance, a comedy familial trauma podcast.
Fuck, yes.
We don't talk about it directly.
It's the undercurrent of everything we do.
It's actually, it's not what we do.
It's who we are.
Dealing with PTSD is better than knowing things.
What about ignoring your PTSD is better than knowing things?
Because that's what I'm doing.
Is that okay? Am I good? So the neighbors stopped by.
Yeah.
And there's these two young boys and they invite Bridget over to watch all the Freddy movies,
even the shitty ones.
One of them says there are no shitty ones.
And the only, like, genuinely, the only positive of the little boy's death later in the movie
is that he does not have to see Dreamchild.
Because that is a shitty one.
Remember Dream Child?
The film that you announced your pregnancy on.
Yeah, pregnancy horror movies.
Danny is DJing in his room, like he's goddamn girl talk.
And this, at this point I was like,
this is why you can never let children outnumber you.
Oh, you think it's like cats.
More than one child, they can beat you.
You know what I mean?
You will lose. You will lose.
You will lose. You will lose. You will lose. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I do like when Danny is DJing and just like holding their hands up to the ceiling.
Like, yeah, I'm doing it.
Yeah.
Big crowd tonight, Danny.
That was a good line.
Yeah.
There's a knock at the door, and mom who's rinsing the red out of her hair goes to answer the door. It's her sister who has shown up without calling or fucking texting.
Oh, they live in a building that's being condemned.
Right, in Los Angeles.
Right, so it's already Spooksville there.
It's a beautiful building.
It really is.
And Ellie decides that it's a good time to make a joke and scare somebody as they're opening their door so she gets punched in the nose for it.
How are you going to show up to your sister's house?
Not call or text and then not expect to get punched in the face.
It's true.
Always alert your fears to your siblings that you're coming over so you don't get punched.
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And then, what is it, Betz?
Beth?
Beth, yeah.
Sorry, I'm getting every name wrong.
Beth says, at least I don't look like a tampon.
That was pretty funny, too.
It was good. It was great. Fine.
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She's like, I did twice via voicemail,
which I was kind of like, yeah, that's fucked up
that your sister didn't get back to, but also like,
voicemail?
Who listens to their voicemail?
Who leaves a voicemail?
Yeah. Texting exists.
It's true.
It's true.
There just seem to be a lot of communication issues in this family.
Sure.
So she has sent the kids out to get pizza
so that she can talk to her sister about the baby daddy leaving.
Yeah.
And they have a little bit of a heart to heart and I'm just like, okay but get to the gory stuff. That's what I've showed up for. Yeah, and also the fact that she's like, Danny, take your sisters and take my car and your sisters
and go get pizza and I was like, you're going to let that little kid drive your car. I didn't realize
that child was a teenager. Yeah, almost a grown-a-s s s-doh, everyone's a baby-skin. thina, everyone. thina, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, thiiiii, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, in time. Yeah, everyone under 30. I'm just like, oh look
at you little baby skin. When you drive by a university go, why are they letting 12-year-olds
in the freshman class? That backpack's so big on you. Hey, buddy. All right. Make sure you look
both ways now before you cross. Don't talk to me. I a stranger. So an earthquake hits, yeah right like a college
student would ever speak to me. I'm invisible. An earthquake hits and it's so fucking scary.
I am so glad to have never lived through something like this. I understand Los Angeles is beautiful. But the fact that there are earthquakes? Nah, dog. Nah, no, no, no, no. Not for me. Mm. I. I, uh. I, to. I, to. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to. I, to. I, to. I, like. I, like. I to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the college. the to to the college. I to a a college. to to to to to a college. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me. But the fact that there are earthquakes?
Nah, dog.
Not for me.
Mm-mm.
So the kids are back in the parking garage when this happens.
And a giant hole opens up and I was like,
please be a hole to the center of the earth.
Just a bank vault.
It's a bank vault, which is actually pretty creepy. Sure, sure.
So there used to be a bank in this building and the vault, it's weird like why
would it have been under the parking structure anyway or like why was there no
entrance to it anywhere? Why did no one know, why was it just sealed off?
Why would you not use it as resident storage for the people who live in this building, you know? If I can throw my fanfick the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the fan the the the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank there there there there the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank the bank their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. the. the. their their their their the. their their their their their their their their their their their resident storage for the people who live in this building, you know?
If I can throw my fanfic idea out, it was sealed off to keep the book away from people.
Okay, who? By who? Bruce Gamble? Yeah, the priest guy. Did he own the bank? I don't know. He did say
our vault later on the recording that he had made. See that was weird.
The recording from 1923.
Ayayay, yay.
They show us a creepy priest photo, but it's like the photo is aged, but the people in it
look very modern and it does not look like an old. I was like you could have found an old photo of priest.
Yeah, they're out there. Yeah, I'm sure if you Google image search,
free use, creepy priests, 1920s, you'll find something.
How sad do you think I was when that pizza hit the floor?
So sad.
How sad do you think I was when they left it behind?
Because it was still fucking edible. Yeah, I would eat that pizza. I wrote here, I would still eat that pizza. I wrote, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th, th. th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, thi, thi, thou, that, that, thou the thou the the thoued, the the thoued, the thoua the the thou the the the still eat that pizza. I have the same note.
Great. And there is the
Checkoff's mulching machine in the basement of the garage. You got to have a woodchipper. Is that a woodchipper? Is that what that is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Also in the vault we've seen like a gigantic crucifix and hundreds of hanging rosaries,
or maybe just crucifixes, I'm not sure now.
Yeah, and I think that's why that was their vault.
That was the priest vault.
They had a whole fucking vault in the bank?
Yeah, who was paying for that?
Catholic Church.
Yeah, they did have a St. Benedict medal down there, so I guess so. Yeah, yeah, they got all that money. So Danny finds the Necronomicon and some sick-ass 78s. Because he's a cool DJ.
And cool DJ's love vinyl. Just love vinyl. Who does it man? Just spin it on the ones and two?
That was pretty good. Thanks. You're welcome. What would your DJ name be?
Uh, DJ Santa? Oh, just lead into it. Thanks. You're welcome. What would your DJ name be?
Uh, DJ Santa?
Oh, perfect.
Just lead into it.
I love that for you.
This is for all my ho-ho-ho's out there.
Fuck, it writes itself, doesn't it?
It really does.
I've got another present for you coming up.
And you are a fantastic maker of playlist. So I think you got to get you all, you. We gotta get you all, like a solstice gig, a winter solstice gig.
TJ Santa in the house. DJ Santa Santa!
Duh!
B-Bah-Bah-Bah!
Oh, fuck. So, um, mom doesn't know where the kids are. She goes to hot neighbor Gabriel.
Oh, Gabe is hot. That'll do.
A note I have here.
Fantastic.
We, were we, were we sharing a brain again while watching this movie?
I mean, this is a movie where like, literally everyone is hot.
Even like the old curmudgeon, you're like, maybe.
Yeah, in a tough spot.
Take me, Mr. Fonda, tha. F, I would, yeah. In a tough spot, come on, why not. Take me, Mr. Fonda.
So he finds the Necronomicon and bleeds onto it.
Yeah, I love the mouth on the Necronomicon.
The teeth are very good.
Yeah, very spooky.
I love all the effects in this movie.
Yeah, for sure.
Very much.
I have a note that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that says the art, as always, is a little silly.
Ah, wait, these are different than the ones in the previous movies, though, right?
Yeah, they're not the...
They look better, I thought.
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Yeah, no, it's definitely different,
but they always look comic booky.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I just want some like,
heronimous boss shit in there.
Sure.
I thought this looked more serious than the previous movies. Oh, 100% yeah, yeah. Which was not at all what I expected.
I thought this was going to be over the top.
Silly.
It's not as serious again as the 2013 one, which is just like non-stop serious.
I don't think I want that.
Dealing with like familial trauma and drug abuse and like, yeah, yeah, th a lot. It's a lot. That's great. That's really what I want when I watch something from the Evil Dead franchise.
I want the Evil Dead franchise to hold a mirror up to me.
So I can see the you.
Oh shit, is he here?
Did he show up?
Did Dr. Rollins finally enter the chat?
I don't know how to say it. I started to say it and then it was gone.
If you could see the you that I see,
you'd see yourself differently.
Believe me.
Fucking Nobel Prize winning poet.
So Dan is playing one of the records
that he found in the vault.
Yeah.
It's a recording of a priest who is translating the Book of the Dead to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact to contact the dead to contact evil forces or whatever?
Sure, sure. Seems like a great idea.
But I did like this because you always have to have the either recording or someone recite the words to bring the demons.
Yeah. Don't read it aloud.
And he's like, these books, these words should never be said aloud.
It's like, well, that'll do it. Yeah.
And then we get the demon flying cam that you want in an evil dead movie.
Right, absolutely.
Flying through streets, we've never seen that before.
No, but we have seen a drone earlier in the movie.
So you're like, ah, it's modern.
I was blown away when Danny like blew the durst and dirt off their LP that had been in a sleeve. But and then like put just put their needle right on the record.
I was like, what do you, what do you, no, clean that fucking LP off?
You're gonna ruin your record or your needle.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It was in a sleeve, it was fine.
Yeah, except that it was it had a half a pound of dirt on the of it. Fair enough. It had 3.4 pounds of Halloween candy on top of it. Sorry, meanwhile.
Meanwhile, mom is in the elevator doing laundry after this earthquake. I feel like I'd be like, no, I'm off for
the rest of the night, but okay. Yeah, after she had told her kids not to use the elevator.
She, we see her look at the stairs and then look at the elevator and then get in and
you're just like, what is this supposed to say?
She's such a millennial.
Yeah, I guess so.
She gets wrecked in the elevator though.
I did like that she was fighting something invisible. Yes, she fights an invisible, she gets the shit kicked out of her by her, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, their, and, and, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the...... And, is, the. And, is, is. And, is, is, the. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. fight, she gets the shit kicked out of her by an invisible being.
But then we see it like from her from above, she's like sprawled on the floor of the elevator
and when it zooms out it becomes the drawing from the book from the Necronomicon. Did you like that? I don't know?
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She looks like a hatchet man, you're 100% right.
And then she looks like it again when she's in the shower later, or in the bathtub,
yeah.
The thing pulls out one of her earrings, which is just mean.
Just mean.
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They're always giggling. Yeah, they do like their jobs. Yeah, I might be part deadite. When you like what you do do you never work a day in your life. It's true.
Why are you part did I? Oh because you giggle all the time. Yeah, I giggle all the job. You don't love your job. This job. So we, Danny has moved on to the next record, which is where we get
the brief Bruce Campbell. He is the one who interjects while the priest is telling a crowd
of people and recording it in 1928 on a gramophone that he's found these books and that we need to do
something with them and you hear Bruce Campbell like say, no, you actually don't.
Gotcha. Or something along those lines. Yeah.
Warning the priest.
And Bruce Campbell, like in an interview I guess, said that he and his, like, the way he
was thinking about it is that ash has become unstuck in time and is showing up at places
and like warning people about this stuff.
And it always fucking fails though, he's not very good at what he does. No, no one would would would would would would. No. So this is a terrible thing to happen to mom. Yeah. But it's not really treated
as a terrible thing somehow? Like, I don't know, it's strange to me. I found the next scene
to be so unbelievably upsetting. The what scene? The me. The next one when she comes into the house and starts making food for everybody. Oh when she walks in all
crazy and starts throwing eggs into the pan. Yeah and the eggs have blood in
them of course. Of course they do. Which is always upsetting when you crack an egg
and there's blood. Yeah they live in the city but she keeps eggs on the counter. I was like where are you getting those? From she's got a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the to. the to. the to. the to. the to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the. the the. the. the that she's getting her eggs from. There's a farm table thing.
But she's got like the heat on a hundred, the flames are licking the sides of the cast iron
pot.
Not how you make eggs.
Not how you make eggs at all, mom.
And you don't leave the shells on. But like to me, this was like, oh, this is like, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the the the the the the the the the the the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat, the heat on, the heat on, the heat, the heat, this was like, oh, this is giving like drunk parent comes home and like tries making
dinner vibes.
Oh.
And I was like, oh, this sucks.
Yeah, that does suck.
But it adds to the creepiness effect for sure.
Sure, but she got the demon in her.
She got the demon in her and she starts barfing at this point, right?
Yeah, after she like tells the kids that she had a beautiful dream where they were all at a picnic and she cut them open so she could be inside of them forever.
Inside, I cut you all open to climb inside your body so we could stay one happy family.
That is, um, as a parent, huh?
This movie made me feel really bad, just bad inside.
That is part of it.
That is a big, that's a big chunk.
That's weird.
But again, like if you're going for just like making people queasy and uneasy, nailed it.
Yeah.
I feel like it's a different kind of queasy and uneasy
than the original three movies though, you know what I mean? Those were built
around like just such silly, extreme, weird gore I guess. Any of the tension is just
built around either like saving your partner or saving the fellow human next to you.
Right. And I feel like when you make it like a mother-daughter thing, it becomes a whole, or
mother-child thing, it becomes a whole different vibe.
Yeah, it's, it turns, it has that like a taint of hereditary, which is a movie I loved
but we'll never watch again, you know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she pukes like p metric ton of bile on the floor.
Did you like that or no?
Oh, I loved it so much.
Then she lifts her head and says, don't let it take my babies.
Oh yes, so upsetting.
So upsetting.
Here I wrote, get help, get hot Gabriel.
And then the next scene, Gabriel shows up and I was like okay there he is. Hi Gabriel. He's doing that thing where you like run your fingers down someone's eyes to close them in a movie,
the only place anyone has ever done that. Yeah, you love when people do that in movies right?
I do 100% and they keep popping back open. I actually thought that was great. I did. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But Gabriel is also reasonable. He has the thrion the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the only the only the only thea the. the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the onlythe ideas of what to do from here, you know? Yeah, Gabriel, like, he wants to pray over her?
Mm-hmm. That's the unreasonable part.
Yeah.
So they're gonna sneak out on the fire escape that's in one of the other apartments.
Right.
But they can't get through the door because it's too goddamn thick.
Right. So the power is out, the elevator is down, the stairs from this floor of their apartment building
have been smashed in the earthquake,
so they are literally trapped on this floor.
Sure, sure, this is your bridge getting curled up
in the original, yeah, yeah.
And I like it. Yeah, for sure.
Here I have a note that just says, Jesus Christ, Beth is also Australian.
She sure fucking is, Alan.
Couldn't you tell from her face?
I felt like she had a very Australian face.
She does, as soon as I realized it, I was like, you got Australian face.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
It's something with their little noses or something.
Is that racist? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, no. We're just talking about fellow white people.
Yeah. Hello, fellow white people. But as soon as I realized it, like I started seeing her accent slip. Yeah. Yeah. She never said noise. Nobody does. Nobody in this movie does. I think because we've complained about it so much. Like Australian actors are like listening to the podcast. I'm like, I've got to watch my noise. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I th. I th. I th. I movie does. I think because we've complained about it so much, like Australian actors are listening to the podcast,
I'm like, oh, I've got to watch my noise.
I've got a practice for my upcoming movie.
I should prepare by listening to Worow Ambulance.
Practicing, that's what they call it.
Practicing?
Preparing.
They're the original preppers.
They sure are.
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. They're the original preppers. They sure are. I did like this part where she has a fly on her eyeball and then her eyes move over to look at her daughter.
Yeah. And when Beth gets the voicemail that says I'm burning in hell. You have to help me, Beth, you have to, I'm burning alive.
You don't want to get that voicemail. I don't listen to voicemails. Neither does Beth.
She's never gonna hear it.
And then they put her in the tub because they realize she's alive still.
Yes, she sits straight up and then I started laughing because I remembered in the nun
when he was like, oh yeah, that happened sometimes.
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And I was like, no!
Thank you, James Wan, for keeping us in fucking business.
Is it called Back in the Habit?
They could never be so clever as whoever wrote that Whoopi Goldberg piece of Majesty. I mean, I saw a big poster for the new Conjuring
and then saw the trailer for the nun.
And I was like, that's two more episodes right there.
Like, that's half a month.
We're set.
There's another insidious movie coming out.
Wait, no, maybe it was insidious.
What is the red door?
Yeah, the red door. It's the, I don't, they're the same to me. It's because it's got that guy in it.
It's got that guy in it and it's James Wan and they're bad.
So yeah, of course I think they're the same thing because I have news for you, they're the same thing.
Whatever. Anyway, we've got work for cut out for us, is what I'm saying. Yeah. I like that they put her in the bathtub and the water immediately becomes cloudy and dirty.
And that starts to boil.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was really good.
I didn't love that they were still holding her in the boiling water.
I thought, maybe too, maybe pull her out.
She's so hot.
She's so hot.
She's so hot she's boiling the water. Shoveing your loved one into boiling water feels like it would feel bad.
Who am I to say?
Did you like when she shot out of the tub onto the ceiling?
I did, and I loved that shot of her perched on the ceiling and screaming.
Just squished. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
But then she falls and she does the demon voice where she goes,
Mommy's with the maggots now.
I just don't love this, look.
The demon voice corny, yes.
Telling a child that they're mommy's with the maggots now, gross.
That's a lot, just, that's a bitter pill to swallow.
Sure.
When you're constantly worried about your own mortality.
And then the kids get to see their mom come out of the bathtub, grab a shard of broken
mirror and chase their aunt down.
And stab it right through her hand.
Uh-huh.
For our listener who hates hand stuff, I hope you didn't see this.
How did you feel about the line I'm free from all you tiddy-sucking parasites?
I did write here, referring to your children as titty-sucking parasites is very funny because they are?
You know?
Katie, if I may, free from all you titty-sucking paratites is very funny.
Very funny. I mean, for a moment I was taken back and then I was like, yeah, no, that's
right. I think it's because when I was a kid and we had first learned to curse. Yeah. I remember
saying mother fucking tittiesucking a lot because I thought it was really funny. I mean,
you still think it's really funny. I just laughed.
So off the heels of that line, she jumps all the fuck over Hot Gabriel.
Get the fuck off, Hot Gabriel.
And sucks his eyeball out.
Rip Hot Gabriel.
Yeah, don't worry, he'll be back.
Yeah, for a moment.
And then she, a la Evil Dead, I believe one and two,
spits the eyeball out and it shoots down somebody's throat.
Yeah, yeah, that's a joke that we keep doing.
We see her now through the people.
She's outside.
She's been locked out of the apartment.
You know, it's a, it's a very powerful demon that can be stopped by the door the door the door the of the apartment. You know, it's a very powerful demon
that can be stopped by the door of an apartment
of a condemned building, but okay.
We see one of the little boys
who was gonna watch the Freddie movies
get thrown across the hall and land dead
with maybe missing an arm or two.
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through the peephole scene. Yeah. Where you see her kill, what, three different people?
Yeah, and there's blood that is dripping down the peephole. So I did like that effect. I thought
that was a really nice image, but. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, it's a bummer. Her children, however, seem remarkably calm for everything that's going on right now.
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the weird lullaby.
About like, washing a babe, but the babe's not mine.
Yeah, babe not mine.
I thought that was weird.
And like, and she's, and it's like,
it's got this almost like, a folk song quality to the way she's singing it, that doesn't feel like a lullaby as much as like a warning.
But the daughter seems like, oh yes,
the song you sang me when I was a wee last.
Like, always?
This is the nightmare song that mommy sang.
Oh, I love it when mommy sings.
That's why she made Stephanie.
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No.
Yeah, but yeah, so she's singing it to Cassie and Cassie opens the door.
Yeah. And mom attacks her. Yeah.
And Bridget has been stabbed my mom earlier with the tattoo gun in her face.
Yeah, it looks bad.
Cut looks bad.
It looks bad and then it turns her into a blood puking monster.
Yeah, she starts leaking the black oil from that arc of the ex-files when the black oil is
infecting everybody.
Sure, yeah.
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And then she pukes up a pile of bugs.
She does not call for help at any point.
Like, I'm a grown-ass woman.
And if there was black oil coming from my eyes,
and I felt like I was gonna puke up worms,
I would be on the floor like,
everybody better get in here fix this for me. Well what about if everything
else in your life had gone to shit the exact same moment? I just think my
instinct would be to ask for help. Does anyone know what to do? Someone might
know what to do? It's true. It's true. I do like when Beth finds Bridget like
the counter like she's gonna poop on the floor yes she
looks just like a cat before it poops somewhere it's not supposed to but it's
good it's creepy and then she's eating glass and saying that she needs to
kill the things in her tummy kill the creepy crawlies that live
inside my tummy and she said like her demon voice is like a very child like demon voice. I like that one a lot better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like things living inside my tummy, do you, Andy Beth?
And then we remember that Beth is pregnant because like,
I don't know, that matters for some reason?
And then she cheese grates Beth's leg.
I love it as a weapon.
I think that's so evil dead. Like that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is so, that is so, that is that is so, that is so, that is so, that is so, that is so, that is so, that's, that's, that's, thi. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, th. I. I. I. I'm, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I think that's fantastic and that's so evil dead. Like that is so of the franchise, you know, to me.
And then I loved it because you see the flesh come through the cheese grader and it's like,
you know, the string cheese basically. Yeah, like you're making a pizza pie.
Yeah, you gotta use that fresh mozzarella.
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yeah the young daughter gets to stab her sister in the mouth stick so that's fun
so Bridget is coming at Cassie who has staffany to protect her and they
she breaks it somehow in like the
scuffle so it has a sharp point and then it goes through Bridget's mouth
at the back of her head and like again Cassie's not that fucked up about it. No no
this kid is the most adult child that's ever existed. I, no.
When Beth is like telling her that everything's going to be alright and she says you should
be a parent, you're really good at lying to children.
Yeah, you'd be a good mom.
You know how to lie to kids.
My kid has no idea that I lie to her.
She's really smart.
She has no idea.
This is the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the is the first of many times I've written, poor
Cassie. Oh yeah for sure, for sure, like any child that's that advanced, like I
just think about, oh fuck, the kid from Ringo, like it's basically taking care of
her, his deadbeat mom. Yeah. And it's just like if you're that adult like something
that terrible has happened. Yeah, but it doesn'tthat adult, like something terrible has happened. Yeah.
But it doesn't seem like something that terrible has happened to Cassie.
Like yes, her dad has left, but he's paying child support at least.
I mean people have it way worse.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
It's not like living in a terrible situation.
No.
She's just crazy.
. Which is seemingly weird. Danny ties up Bridget in this scene of like that's
pretty sad for the like I thought I should tie her up. Just in case. Because mom
came back. Yeah. And then well we see the guitar tech wizardry of Beth. They grew up in a
soldering household. They had to one. Sotter a bunch of batteries together. Also, why did this house
have so many batteries? Tattoo machines? Question word? Asked and answered. So she, Beth
is like, okay. So she listens to the third record, which is like the, everything is fucked record.
Yes. Exposition vinyl as I refer to it.
And mom hears the cat in the ventilation and realizes she can get into the vents and get into the house.
Then I thought, can a demon possess a cat? Because if so, I think my cat Enzo might be possessed.
Oh, he definitely is. Do you think so? Oh, yeah yeah, that cat's wild. Yeah, demons though, probably, right?
Although he has come down a lot. He's just gotten really fat so it's hard for him to look like, to be as like, I don't know.
He used to be real mad when I would come over. He's not so mad anymore. Yeah, he's just lightly mad.
Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take it. But I like when like when when Beth that when Beth that when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth when Beth that when Beth that when Beth that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. He. He. He. He he. He is he he. He is he. He's he is he he is he he is he's he's he's he he's he he's he's he he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's that, I'll take it. But I like when Beth is listening to the LP and Ellie is climbing down the wall behind her. Yes.
I felt like that was very evil dead.
Yes, it really was.
Bridget shows up wearing a sheet like a ghost.
Her brother then stabs her in the tum and then sabs him in the arm and then barfs all over him, to which I wrote, poor Alan.
Barfing blood doesn't bother me.
Oh, good.
I don't know why.
You're like, that's a fine thing to do.
Barfing barf, no way.
No, thank you, ma'am.
I'll dare you make me barf.
So we see Ellie using her super pointy fingernail as a record needle and then opening her mouth
for the sound to come out, which I also thought was a great visual and very evil dead.
Yeah, you're getting, there's your little comedy hit right there, right?
Yeah. She's basically Bugs Bunny. Comedy, but also in like a really grotesque way.
Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And I can't remember what the record says at that point.
I gotta tell you, I tuned out the priest a little bit.
Just like back in church days, right? Am I right?
I think when I hear a priest talk, my mind turns off, yeah.
It just turns into like a bear riding a tricycle like, na, no, no, no, no, hey. Claping little symbols together.
So at this point, Danny has turned.
Yeah.
Beth and Cassie are going to get out of the building together.
She has shotgun mom's arm
and leg off. Shot her sister's damn leg off. She sure has. But this is after
they have the weird scene of Ellie the demon realizing that Beth is
pregnant, like putting her head on her stomach and hearing a second heartbeat and
being like, Cush!
And then she yells, Ellie waits in hell for you and your unborn bastard baby.
And I was like, what are we doing movie?
What is your tone?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We get all of the, uh, the Dead I's chanting Dead by Dawn at her.
Yeah, which I liked. Did you like that? Yeah, because that's a classic movie line from the evil- chanting Dead by Dawn at her. Yeah, which I liked.
Did you like that?
Yeah, because that's a classic movie line from the Evil Dead Franchise.
Just them chanting it, you're kind of like, it feels very school yard.
Yeah, but again, the deadites always having a good time.
That's true.
Just, they're like a gang of shitty children 100%. So they get the keys out of the door so the elevator will shut
and they can go down to the garage. But it begins filling with blood.
Mm-hmm. Do you like the shining reference here when it opens and the blood spills out?
I did, but I also thought the bathroom earlier where mom jumps up on the ceiling looked like the shining the shining the shining the shining the shining the shining the the shining the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theau.au.a.a.ea.a.ea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the the the the the the the the the thea. the shining as well. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
That is a bold move to do the shining blood elevator scene.
I think it does it.
It doesn't do it dirty.
I think it does it justice.
No, it does, but it's just like you're walking a fine line making that reference.
Yeah, for sure.
I think it's artful. And we see that the two, that Danny and Bridget have decided to combine their
selves with their mother. The mishmash of bodies scrabbling across the
floor I liked a lot. I loved when we see them like approaching around the car.
Yes. And one of them, the way they're situated, they're walking on the back of
their hand. And I was like, oh that's so upsetting. I don't know why that little detail is so upsetting. So upsetting, but it doesn't like really linger on it.
It's just a thing they thought of and put in the movie, you know? Yeah, for sure.
They're in the garage. They were both soaked and covered in blood.
From the blood elevator. And they get in the car and they have to use the beeper to get out of the garage. I was like, that's a fucking Buick wagon.
You could drive straight through that gate and be fine.
100% but they can't get through it and they have to like run through it.
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Yeah. This is when they see the mishmash of bodies. Which is also something that was in the book.
The book, oh right, right, right. I thought you meant there the novelizations of the movies as well?
You are a bibliophile.
I'm a biblioteca.
We finally see the chainsaw.
The chainsaw is here in the tree trimming service truck.
Yeah.
And Ellie says to her daughter, all I want is your little head, baby girl.
And I was just like, come the fuck on.
Like, come on.
What do you do it here?
I like that that line of her mom saying that is enough for Cassie to decide that she's going to kill her mom and her two siblings.
Yeah, that does turn her.
I guess probably because she cut the head off Staphani earlier, so she's used to cutting heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads heads to to cut heads to cut heads to cutting heads to cutting heads to cutting heads the heads to
head off Staphanie earlier, so she's used to cutting heads off little baby dolls. So the monsters are basically trying to pull Beth into the wood shipper.
It's so fucking gory. There's so much blood. There's so much blood.
Ask me if I loved how much blood there was. Did you love how much blood there was? I did too, I got to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I liked when they were just like a head sticking out of the woodchipper
too, just like Ellie's head is the last thing remaining. And her last dig is, you do look
like mom. I know, so fucking brutal. She's gonna think about that for the rest of her life. Like of all the shit that's th. You th. You th. You th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the thi. thi. the thi's thi. Yeah, the thi. thi. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I I I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I's th. Yeah, I's thi. Yeah, I's thi. Yeah, thi. I's teea. I's tea. I's tea. I tea. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah of her life. Like of all the shit, that's the thing that's gonna be the trauma she walks away with him.
Yep.
You do look like Liza Manelli.
You don't, you don't at all.
Anyway, Beth grabs the chainsaw and jams it into the top of Ellie's head, which I liked a lot, and then kicks the head into the
chipper. And then I just thought like imagine having to be covered in that fake
blood to film these scenes for like days and days. That kid was earning that
paycheck. So sticky. Yeah. It's just sticky, icky. Yeah. So then we get Jessica from the
beginning of the movie.
Before that, we zoom in on like a picture, on a magnet, on the fridge, or on a keychain.
It's on a keychain.
It's like them riding an amusement park ride?
And I thought like, is that where the demon got them?
Like what, why, no, it's not where the demon go.
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I think.
Movie.
If you weren't feeling bad enough, remember they were once happy.
Yeah, I guess so.
Okay, great.
So we see Jessica's, she's a shitty friend.
Her friend's like, I don't want to come on your weekend with your boyfriend and his friends.
And she's like, well, I'm picking you up in 15 minutes. And then she gets possessed by a demon.
I guess she didn't hear the gunshots, etc. after the earthquake in her building.
I'm assuming not.
She also just like doesn't see any of the gore on the floor until she notices the cars
out of place.
It's like, so silly.
And then like, yeah, she gets possessed and you're like, well, there you have it. That's the movie. And that is Evil Dead Rise.
Sure is.
How did you feel about this film?
I didn't, it's not what I expected at all.
I was not expecting to have, to feel motherhood bad stuff, you know?
Okay, yeah, I was wondering if that was me. I mean, and obviously, that's something that has shifted that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's the, thevale, thevalevaleouevale, the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. toe. the the the the the the their. their. their., I was wondering if that was me. I mean, and obviously, that's something that has shifted for me personally, obviously, over
the years of having been a parent. But like, it just makes me feel really bad. Like, I know
mom issues are the root of all horror movies, but an evil dead movie has never given me bad feelings before. And so I'm like, I'm bummed on that a little bit.
That being said, I thought the effects were great.
I thought this silly gore was great.
Yeah, I liked a lot of things about it,
but it's just the idea of this like sort of violence towards children by a mother.
I just don't love it.
I just, That's a hard watch
That's a no for me dog. It's a it's a well
I do think that the other things that I liked, you know
Kind of saved it for me
Sure, so it's a like it's a me for me dog. I can see why people loved it though. It's like
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So I'll give it a six and a half,
but only because I'm like a wow baby.
I'm a titty second parasite.
You?
I'm gonna give it an eight.
Okay.
I thought it was like a more of a return to form for the franchise.
And it, but it wasn't fun enough but like the gore and
all that stuff like if this was your first evil dead movie and you're 12 years old
you're seeing this movie like this is gonna jump to the top of your oh my
god this is my favorite heart movie of all time do you think you would
understand like the tone of the franchise though from seeing that movie
or my misreading it you? I think you're going to find the other movies to be a lot sillier.
And be like oh I didn't realize this franchise was so silly. This feels like you were seeing like a
clown goof around and then all of a sudden the clown pulled out a knife and you were like, well this stop being fun.
All of a sudden the clown is art from a terrifier. Yes, exactly.
But yeah, I would recommend people check this out.
And I have a feeling that like the old heads are gonna hate it.
But that like, kids these days.
Kids these days.
I will say the 2013 one was giving me, did you ever see that reboot of Blair Witch
that a few years back?
Yeah, I really enjoyed that, honestly.
So 2013, Evil Dead was giving me vibes of that movie.
Okay. Where it's like a gritty reboot of like a classic franchise?
Um, isn't the original Blair Witch a little bit gritty in your opinion?
Sure, but you hate those three kids so much.
Right, fair. It's funny to watch them die. Katie. I'm going to read you a poem
that we receive from a patron. Someone wrote us a poem? Are you ready? I am I? I don't think so, but yes,
go on. I hope I do this justice. I hope so too. Yo, yo, yo, here's the deal.
I'm new patron, Sean A. Keeping it real.
I found wherewulf ambulance kind of by chance, after watching Lepricon, after save the last
dance.
The watch left me dazed, but I'm a lightweight, so I asked myself, hey, was it me or the silver
haze?
I don't know what that's a reference to.
I searched for a podcast and found a guiding fright in Yin's two making yuck-yucks every
Monday night.
Katie and Allen, you're a duo so fine, your banter rings true like a tiddy bells chime.
That's fucking art.
That's art right there.
Through werewolf ambulance, you bring laughter to life with a humor as sharp as ghost face
knife.
Love the podcast, Sean A, EMT, shock a hand emoji.
Sean A, you're a hero.
And I think we all, I feel like Alan should put in,
uh, proud to be an American right now.
I don't know if you're an American, but you should be proud.
Because I'm proud of you.
I just feel like there needs to be like some solemn moment here for
Sean A, but I don't know what it is. Hold on, is proud to be an American a source of solemnity for you?
I mean, again, first go for, baby, I was a kid.
We're at least I know, um, breathe.
What's your mo- what do you think should be playing right now?
Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, how do we celebrate Sean A?
Well, I think we're going to have to play a Tutsi roll, of course.
You know what, I think mine's in the public domain though.
What?
What?
Nothing.
Oh, Katie, this has been a joy.
Thank you so much for doing this with me.
I'm sorry to have taken an hour or so out of your vacation.
I hope you get right back to it.
Hush now.
Well, they should be sorry, really, because you didn't do this for me.
We did it for them.
I did it for us. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What movie are we going to talk about next week for these fine, fine people?
We got a request.
It was in that tweet storm, but I'm not going to go back and look forward to see who it was.
Was you, you know who you are and thank you so much.
We're going to do an anthology film.
We're doing VHS.
Surprised we have, it's taken us this long to get to this. 400 plus episodes is wild.
To have not done that.
Okay.
That was suggested by Duce Bigelow.
Oh, that's right, it was Duce Bigelow.
Yes.
Thank you, Duce Bigelow.
Keep, keep being you.
Yeah, ma'am.
So let's do that next week.
Yeah, 't wait for it. We're gonna be back in person because I'll be back from vacay.
Yeah, dude.
All right, well, I love you all.
That's how we end episodes now, Alan for pressing his love.
Put on your sunscreen, Alan.
I just really want everyone to know that I love them.
Yeah, so.
I feel lukewarm towards them, so. Well, at any rate, I love you, Katie. I love you to, Alan.
And I will see you next week.
Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear-Off Ambulance.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
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