Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 436- V/H/S (2012)

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

Just a quick note, we apologize for some minor sound issues in this episode. We've got a faulty mic cable and didnt realize it until we began editing.  In this week's episode, we're discussing an anthology for the first time in awhile! It's the oft-requested 2012 film "V/H/S." Special topics for your consideration include: a whole slew of brand new advertisers who are absolutely not giving us their money to discuss their product, one of us sharing way too much personal grooming information (see the previous item in this list), a bunch of directors that we really like, calling your partner by a pet name in a disgruntled way, and the pleasure of watching shitty dudes get their comeuppance.  We goddamn love an anthology: Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 61- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside," Episode 178- "Twilight Zone: The Movie," Episode 249- "Creepshow 2," Episode 302- "Verotika," and Episode 368- "Tales from the Hood."  The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy a couple years' worth of episodes about action movies!  leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

I don't know why I was just excited by our clap. I think our clap was really good. It felt majestic and it felt like it deserved an anthem. Like the Rocky theme. God, there is no more majestic anthem than that fucking anthem. Bill Conte, you genius. to theckon. thi. tolante anthem than that fucking anthem. Bill Conte, you genius. Bill Conte. It's on my running playlist, because fuck me. You know my favorite thing about Philadelphia is, these assholes are all about their sports, right? Yeah, yeah.

Their most famous athlete is a fictional character played by Sylvester Stallone. I love that for Philadelphia. Pete Rose is a fictional character played by Sylvester Stallone. I love that for Philadelphia. Pete Rose. Pete Rose is a real ass man. Pete Rose? Rocky, come on. Oh, you're talking about Mike Schmidt? Stop that. These are the only two you know. Uh, no, Ron Jaworski. Donovan.

McNab. That's like five people right there. Yeah, the Broad Street Brawlers? Sure, whatever that means. Which was the hockey team I had hanging on my wall as a child. That's adorable. Katie asked me a question. Did I watch hockey? You've never seen a hockey game in your up. Ah, I've seen bits and pieces. Yeah. I've seen one second. You've seen every second. Had a Steelers jersey as a child. Really? Who? Oh, it was just like generic Steelers Jersey. Like a Terry Bradshaw. No, it wasn't. Well, you were born in the glory days of the Steelers.

Sure. I practically am the Steel Curtain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should go out for the football coach would just be like, come on, please, please just do this for me. You're like, Dad, I'm punk. I used to spit in the hallways of school all the time because I was that punk.

Ew, really? Yeah, I was a fucking- I was being paid nothing to clean that up. I was a shitty dirtbag teen in Delaware. It's not even a real place. I've been there. What are we talking about this week? Before we get into that, real quick, you may hear some background noise. It is an air conditioner. It's 92 degrees in Pittsburgh. Yes. Yes. It's 7.18 p.m. Literally in a global heat wave right now. Yeah. So suck it up buttercup? Yeah, this shit's free.

Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah. This week, Katie, we're here talking about a film that was suggested by, I believe, Duce Bigelow. Yes. Dues Bigelow. Gets her name at two episodes. Crap bag.

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Oh, but I didn't like that. Let's see. Yes, he did. He did. He did Hellraiser 2022. Oh boy. I think you would dig the nighthouse. Yeah, I've like an outlet for doing that. So we see some guys that I just refer to as fret nerds.

Yeah. Because they're like fret bros but obviously could not make the cut to be in a fraternity. Or they're in the low-tier fraternity. Yeah. You think they're teaks or something? Yeah, or like Phi Sacma, Sagmas, Fagmas, Fy Sagmas. I remember the Teak House in Delaware when I was, when I was, just a wee, wee lad of 20 or something like that. Someone had spray painted all over that this is a rape house. And I was just like, there you go. Teak was the place to go at the University of Pittsburgh in the early 2000s if you would

like to get roofied. Oh, take that Teak? So we, we, the one nerd has glasses with a camera in them, which took me in a while to figure out how he was filming everything. Yes, but as a result a lot of this one is really this one is really is really is really is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really this one is a really really this one is a really this one is a really really this one is a really really really really really this one is a really really really really this one is a really this one is a really really this one is a really really this one is a of this one is really found footagey where you're like, please, no. Shakiest of shaky gams. Yeah. So they're going to, they're hopping a bunch of clubs, they're club hopping.

Is that what you call it? Yeah, that's what that's what us cool guys call it. Thank you so much for filling me in. You know how I love hopping from to not be a dude. I have done one bar crawl in my life, and it was with you. I love bar crawls, I'm gonna be honest with you. I am a dude. But these dudes are also just watching porn together, which I'm not really that into.

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Not just like a Star Trek Next Generation, put it on their forehead. They're from another planet. They got a butt for a head? Yeah, yeah, they too. Definitely have a butt for a head. Or do they have a goatee? How will we differentiate them from humans? So she has crazy eyes, I think it's fair to say. And she looks into the glasses and says, I like you. And I feel like that's when you leave. And don't let her come with you. This is proof positive that you are not a dude, bro. Yeah, it's true. It's true.

Because that's like, oh, do you? Oh, hello. You think that would be a bad sign? No, no. It's like any I like you. It's so uncomfortable. She almost hisses at him. Yeah, and then she does actually hiss at someone a little bit later, like a hiss at a baby raccoon to get it off your porch. So they get kicked out of the club for being too while, for a while and out if you will.

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Well, they trick white doing coke is what I'm saying. Sure. And she doesn't like it. No. No. Well, she's a demon. Spoilers. Or something.

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Yeah, I know but like. You're dancing you just want all the sweat dripping right off your body. That's what it is. Yeah, we need something to absorb it. Her mouth is black, which I liked quite a bit. Sure. Yeah. And then he's moves down to her feet. I guess maybe he he's taking her panties off or something. Maybe. No, she wasn't, but no, fair enough. Some reason he gets down to her feet and they are bird claw feet? Yes, they look great.

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There's like a big mouth in the middle of her head. Oh, it's a mouth. I think so. Okay, that's cool. I like that. Yeah. And so she's like hopping around quickly and eating the dude. And like, she like picks him up and jumps to the floor. But she jumps up in the air first and the the then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and th, and th, and the the th, and the th, and the the the the the th, th, the th, th, the dude? And like, she like picks him up and jumps to the floor,

but she jumps up in the air first and then lands on the floor, which I definitely did not appreciate the first time I saw this movie. It was dope. Yeah. And then she attacks the other guy, the guy who told the other guy to stop. And he's naked and just, you see his balls a bunch in the bathroom? I didn't notice that. I mean, I'm not gonna like, not look for balls. Sure, yeah, yeah, who doesn't want to see a wrinkly scrote?

I mean, I don't want to, but I feel like I have to. But what evolutionary thing was just like, I don't know, make it look ridiculous down there? The body. One of them, beautiful flower. The other one, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I of here. Oh my God. Well, I'll never look at balls the same way again. So we realize that she's eating him. Yeah. And then she pulls off his dick and his balls and throws them, which I love. Really a lot did I love this. Yes. She gets up, starts coughing and then barfs all over his corpse. And I think barfing on a thing on thing on thing on thing on thing on ths is thing on the ths is the ths is the ths is the the ths is a ths is a ths is a their their their ths is a their their theirthat I love this. Yes, she gets up starts coughing and then barfs all over his corpse and I think barfing on a corpse is a very funny Barfing and if you're like tucking into a hamburger and that hamburger burger and that hamburger. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then glasses gets out of the room keeping the glasses on mind you never

losing the glasses. Right. It takes off running down the stairs in the hotel motel. Fall. Hall again falls down the stairs yeah breaks his arm. Yeah. I'll tell you what I broke my arm once and I was okay I like just got up and kept going. I wasn't being chased by a lady demon monster. He's really hamming it up. It's a broken wrist. Get up, it's not that bad. You go into shock. I'm dirtin' it.

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Yeah. And you guys are like, no. Well, Katie, that's why I always keep him's chill-ups. You put them in the head of your penis, which hole, I don't know. All of them, chalk a block full of hems. Put them in your boh while you're at it. Who knows what will happen? You just put enough of them in there and it makes it a rat. I mean, yeah, it'll fill the tube at some point, like Mentos. Fresh and full of life. Hymns.

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Oh, then there was one. You should look for the trailer. The a theater if youtalk to her like this too. Yeah, I mean, it's childish, but I'll go. I don't know why in my brain. I was like, I wish I hadn't said that. I feel genuinely ashamed and sorry. I think it's funny. I always love people doing some sort of impression of me.

Yeah. Because I have no idea what I actually sound like, even though I listen to other people. It's like how you'll never see your own face Oh fuck. I hate this so much There's a naked man in the basement of this house. Who is... What? What? Does you guys take acid before doing this heist? I don't think you should have done that. And also, I've never heard anyone be called a tripper. Oh yeah, I'm a serious tripper.

Oh, I love tripping. Just tripping balls. Yeah, just tripping balls. Tripping balls in keeping them well trimmed with manscape. I like this thing we're doing of trying out ads. This is what it would be like if you paid us. First you take hymns to get an erect penis and then shave all around it. It seems like it would make sense to shave your balls while your penis, the skin's more taught, right? Oh no, you want to loose. You want to lose for shaving. I don't think so. As a man who shaved his balls?

I, I, I, I, I, I feel I'm blushing. Katie, it's just part, part of my body. It's no different than shaving my face. Except it's your scrote. I keep looking at the erotic, expectator, or whatever that is. Erotic escapades. I didn't realize there was a VHS displayed right there. Yeah, I found that when we were, or my brother-in-law found that when we were cleaning out my parents' house.

No, your dad jerked it to that lady. Well, my dad used to have a huge porn collection and that is the final remnant of it. Fantastic. It's like a relic. Definitely from the 80s as well. Maybe 90s, maybe 90s. No, that is the 1980s with those sleeves in that hair. Yeah, yeah. Maybe 91. Maybe.

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Mumblecore is. But I think it's just like family dramas of people being like, I don't know. That sounds terrible. Yeah, I mean, but that's what artsy fartsy people like. I like feeling sad all the time. Not us. Not us. We do comedy. This guy was also in Year Next and I really liked his character and that as well. Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he, this is Sam and Stephanie who are going on a road trip. Getting really expensive gas for 2012 I thought. What was the gas price? It was like four something a gallon. Huh. Yeah right? Weird. I know. I thou th I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th like th like th like thi thi thi thi th like th like th like th like thi th like thi thi thi thi thi thi th like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th like th like th like thi thi to thi to to thi to to thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thought. What was the gas price? It was like four something a gallon. Huh. Yeah right? Weird. I know I thought so too. Yeah. Yeah. They find a car with bullet holes in it. Does that mean anything? No it does not. No it does not. Just that they're out west and people

like to shoot stuff. Oh, okay, that makes sense then. But they do say something like, I believe I believe there's bad drug the here. Well, he says that. And it's like, and they're everywhere, never mind, go about your business. Guy, babe, are you going to wash your hands? He does this thing where he uses babe in a demeaning or derogatory way. Yeah, the babe pejorative. Yes, the babe pejorative. What is that?

I have a friend who are a couple that when they fight, they'll both be like, babe, babe, and I'm always like, I know you're angry because you're saying babe a lot. Could you guys take it in the other room? What is that deal with that? What is the deal with that? I don't, like, is that just like that, uh, I'm showing you that I'm still that I that I'm. But I also think you're a cock. Babe. Babe. Babe. I'm always a little weirded out when people say babe too much in a relationship. Yeah, you're like, his name's Jeff.

Babe, can you give me that, babe? Honey, baby tootsies? Baby Tutsis is a great nickname, though. How did you feel about the donkey touching touchy, thi thi thi thi thi thi that happens thi thoing that happens thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thutsis? Baby tutsis is a great nickname though. How did you feel about the donkey touching that happens in this movie? I would I will touch any donkey anytime anywhere. Really? I love a donkey, I'm not scared of them. So just like a half horse is totally fine. Yeah, like in the cell when they cut that that horse in half. Yeah, like in the cell. They're saying in a motel, they're they're they're they're they're th, I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'll, I'll, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I tou, I tou, I tou, I tou, I tou, I thi, I thi, I will thi, I will tou, I will tou, I will tou, I will tou, I will tou. tou. tou. tou-a' tou-a' tou-a' tou-a' tou-a' tou-a, I motel. That has two double beds and I was like, you can both fit in a double bed. Sure. Why are you acting like you can't?

She's like, oh God. But also, the joy of getting your own bed for a night, so exciting. I think they might be newlyweds, and this is their honeymoon, right? Because as you know, you don't sleep in the same bed till you're married. It's true, it's true. This vignette is called second honeymoon. Yeah, I think the second honeymoon is the one that starts at the end. Oh, I see, I see. I assumed it was their second honeymoon after they had gone through a bad patch.

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It's not a good look. It's not a good look for a city slicker. He's gross. He's gross. And then they go back to the hotel and, oh, they visit a fortune teller. And the fortune teller says that an old friend is going to take advantage of you. Yeah. But th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only they only tho thoes thi thi thi thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thi. It thi. It thi. It's thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's to theeeeateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate. It's not tho. It's not oveo. Yeah, but it's he says like two things, a good part of the fortune and then a bad part of the fortune. Yeah. And then she only like pays attention to the good part.

And you're like, oh, she's sweet at heart. She only sees the good side of things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or as we find out later, maybe not so much. Or again, counter counterpoint. Maybe. Fuck that guy. They go back to the hotel room, and he's videotaping, and trying to get her to undress on camera. She was gonna sleep in that bra, which I thought was weird. Yeah, what is she in the paranormal activity movies?

You know, who sleeps in a bra like that?? An underwire, what is your life? Maybe you just need to keep them, uh, boobies up. Keep them up while you're sleeping? Keep them up? Come, no, listen, as a woman with boobies, you don't need to keep them up all you're sleeping. They can just go wherever they want.

That's their time to wander. Hey Katie, I'm gonna get a glass of water. I'll be right back. Okay, I'll be here. I'm a booby. Don't shut the door, ouch! Who would feel the pain in that situation? You're the booby. Feel the pain of everyone. Oh, thank you. Mr. Mascis. But yeah, the fortune is something about taking advantage of her good nature. Yes. And you're like, well, this guy takes advantage of her good nature. He does, because no means no, my dude. Yeah, she says stop and he just does not stop.

Yeah. Also, what do you gotta do? You gonna watch that later? You're a weirdo? Yeah, like, watch yourself pressuring your wife into taking her shirt off sounds really sad. Oh, men. I'm gonna jerk it so hard to her. I'm emotionally abused her.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, to her. Oh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stop. Yeah, to stop. Yeah, to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop stop stop to stop stop stop. Yeah, to stop. Yeah, to stop. Yeah, to stop. Yeah, to stop. Yeah, to to to to to stop. Yeah, to to to stop. Yeah, to to to stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to so hard to where I wore her down. Some men, I have to say. I emotionally abused her. Who needs him? So there's a knock at the door. It's a woman asking him if they'll give her a ride the next day to wherever she's going.

We never see her though. We just get him describing this to his wife. And then he says, should we call the police? She says that. Oh, she says that. And he's like, I wouldn't know what to say. I don't really want to deal with it. And what's the law on you. Motels are bad, the movie.

I mean, it's weird when, like, you're at a place and people interact with you that you don't expect to be interacting with you. Right. It's definitely weird. But don't call the cops. No. There's nothing to come from it, unless I find to be very gross. Very gross. And I can't believe she doesn't tell him it's gross. Well, the first thing she does is walks in the room with a video camera and strips the bed,

and be like, this is the most disgusting part, get the bedspread off here. And he's like, let me luxuriate on this. Yeah, because he's a grosso. Here I wrote myself a little note that just says, I wish I was sleeping. Buddy. Buddy. They go to sleep, and what happens, Katie? We see the camera turn on in the dark filming the guy sleeping. And then the camera turns around and the girl is sleeping,

too. Who is filming it, Alan? We don't know. We never see them until later. And what do they do, Alan? They take out a knife and drag it down the lady's butt. I would not sleep in those undies either. Why are you sleeping in a underwire bra and a thong? Have some self-respect. Let yourself be comfortable.

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I've never been to the Grand Canyon. I believe it was the Grand Canyon. You should, it's fantastic. I would love to, but I've even been to the PA Grand Canyon. Probably less fantastic. I heard it's pretty cool. Yeah, the Grand Canyon, like, all the natural wonders that I've seen like I've been to like Niagara Falls And I'm like that's cool. Yeah, it's nice. It's fine. Yeah, there's a there's a casino I guess yeah, and the Ripley's believe it or not museum There's a how Frankenstein house of wax. Mm-hmm where they have Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Kaczyns and you're like but the grand canon was like the natural wonder? It's like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the their. It's their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's there's there's there's but like the Grand Canyon was like the natural wonder that I saw and I was like, oh, this is legit.

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Take a video of me. I guess so. We cut to them back at the motel and he's talking about how he's like trying to map out their next move and he wants to go. And he to go to go to go to go to go to go. And he to go to go to go. And he to go to go to go. And he to go to go. And he to go to go to go. And he to go. And he to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go to go. to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their. to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their their. their their their th. th. th. th. th. to. try. try. try. try. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. their their the play craps. It's the really fun game. Is this also supposed to say how corny he is? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. He goes, I'm feeling lucky. But is he lucky? He is very lucky. He is very lucky.

Why is he lucky? Because he gets murder in his sleep. So the knife comes back, slits his throat while he's sleeping as the camera turns back on again. Yeah. And then we get footage of two women making out in a bathroom. One is our girl Stephanie. And the other is we assume the drifter who was asking for a ride. Yeah. Who is Stephanie's love air.

And Stephanie says, you're not filming this, are you? She says, did you erase it? Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, that's the last line. Did you erase it? Yeah, yeah. I love that. Mm-hmm. What do you think of this one?

My only gripe was the one? My only gripe was the only queer character in this film a murderer. So, I mean, it's the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the only that's the only that that the only the only the only the only the only that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be fair. So the two queer characters in this film are. So, I mean, it's queer heavy at least, right? It's true, two out of the three characters. Yep. But it was fine, I didn't mind watching this guy die. I'm fine with that. Oh, yeah.

I like that, actually. How about you? the best when I watched it the first time. But this time I think I like the first one better. I've grown up a little. You've moved from two to one. You've grown up a little. I'm moving up. Spoiler alert, the last one is my favorite. Yeah, I like that too.

Yeah. Which I remember thinking was bad. I throw away on the last time I watched it. Yeah. Then I watched it out and I was like, ah, this is pretty good. Yeah. So then we get back to the interstitial stuff. We see that the old man is now missing from the chair. Yeah. And then we meet these four young people in a car.

All terrible, all obnoxious, except for the driver. And this one is called Tuesday the 17th. Okay. Get it? I do. Basically we learned that the woman who's driving them there goes to this lake every year. And nobody really finds out why? Because they're all too busy being like just vapid and annoying? Yeah. She told each of them that it was just going to be them there, which I liked.

Sure, sure. I remember this being my least favorite of them when I watched this the first time, and it was again this time, but I really like the idea of what she has done here. Of the like setting up people as bait to get the killer to come to them? Recruiting shitty people to use as bait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's just like things they don't like about this one. Why is the monster man distortion? Yeah, we never learn. This is the one that I think is the most throwaway of all of them. Yeah, I agree with that now. So yes, she gets them up there, she's told them all this fib that they were the most important and they all think they are the most important anyway. Except for Spider? Spider? Which I don't know why he's on this trip to begin with. I don't even know who to to to to to to to to to to to to to told to told to told told told the the told told told their told their told the told told told told told told told the the their their told told the told the told told told told told told told told th. th. th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told tho th, the cheerleader, and the spider guy, the nerd to all get murdered at camp or whatever. So she tells them about some killings that have happened in this area after she had earlier said you're all going to fucking die up here.

That's right, which was a good creepy line. She's pretty good I thought. Sure. Yeah. She's gonna be in a creep. Yeah. And then she asks... She's pretty good, I thought. Sure. She's going to be in a creep. And then she asks, oh. They're all smoking weed? Yeah. Did you write down, you got a cough to get off? Because I wrote here, I bet Alan is writing, you got a cough to get off right now? Did someone say that?

No, but I just thought you would. You know me too well. You were like, oh that's so child. I didn't, but I probably thought it. Yeah. I like saying that when people are just coughing regular. Just like because they have a cold. You got a cough to get off my man. Yeah. There's so much rhyming around weed stuff. Friend with weed is a friend indeed. Indeed. Yeah. You'll be living in a whole. You'll be living in a whole. Yeah. Friend with weed, is a friend indeed. And indeed. Yeah. You'll be living in a hole if I don't get me gold,

a thing that he never said. She tells them about the killing. Then Spider and the cheerleader are killed like in rapid succession. Yeah, she's actually shitting behind a tree, I think, which is weird. And he's trying to peep on her while she's doing it? I just don't think you want to see somebody shitting if you're attracted to them. Unless that's your thing, in which case, I guess I'm not judging. I mean, you... I don't think you get the nickname spider without being a little weirdo. Oh yeah, you're definitely gonna definitely to be squ squ squ squ squ squ squ. And then she asked Joey if he wants to fuck.

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You see the video to distort, yeah, I'm making the same face, yeah. He's like a glitch killer. Yeah. Why though? I don't know. I don't know. Because he was beyond insane and was evil. Oh, she does say that. She does describe as beyond insane?

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No. No. She's just using him as bait. Yeah, she says, I brought you back, Joey. I needed bait. I like I remember reading about those murders it's like you've read you don't read you don't read. He's like you need help and she says I think you need help and then his throat gets cut. Yeah it's fine but the zap zap zapadap killer. She catches the zipszapadap killer which sounds like something David Lee Roth would say. Skiddley Up! What? In like a ground cover trap that he runs across and falls into and I thought, okay,

so he's corporeal? Sure. Yeah. She impales him on like some pungy sticks or something she's made down there. She does. She yells at him, why can't I film you? And I thought, is this really your concern? And then there's another killer? I guess? No, I think that one just got out.

Oh, it was the same one? I think so. Listen, he's not, he's beyond him saying. I should tell you what my note after there's another killer is. This one's boring. Yeah, a little bit. And then the killer kills her. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the killer the killer the killer the the the killer. I the killer. I the killer. I the killer. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooooo. I to. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the killer. the the the the then the killer kills her. We see Joey wandering around in his mesh shorts just to like, he climbs over a log to lie down and die. Yeah. I love that he didn't like trip and fall. He just like politely laid down.

Yeah. And then she yells at one point, what are you waiting for? And I was like, that's definitely and I know what you did last summer reference. Sure, as this is your teen horror vignette. Yeah. But yeah, he beats her with the camera, cuts her across a tum, so that's fucking great. Then he eats her insides or hot dogs that are on the outside now. Yeah, yeah, they're delicious hot dogs. This is the lowest for me. Yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is this is this is this is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, this is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin. thin thin. thin thinn. thinn. thi thi thi thi. Yeah, yeah, they're delicious hot dogs. This is the lowest for me. Yeah, oh yeah, this is the the nadeer of the whole thing? I thought nadeer was the peak. Is that what it is? All right. Yeah, I think so. All right. This is the anti-nadir. Yeah. The trough, if you're the trough, if you're gonna the. the the the th, if the th, the th, th, th, th, the th, th, the the th, the th, th, th, the the th, the their, the, their, thi, their, thi, their, thi-s, throes, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, So we're back to the dips. Yeah. There's like splitting up to look through all the tapes and I was like if you're going

to take them all then you don't really need to split up and look through them, do you? And then I wondered how did all these young men who look like Bam Marjara get involved in this life of crime? friends are missing because that's what you do when your friends are missing. Yeah, that seems right. Yes. This one is video chatting and I thought okay so you've got laptops and this is on a VHS tape my dudes figure it out. Imagine transferring your aim chats to VHS. What are you doing? What are you doing? What mode would this have been? You assume in the 90s? What video chat were people doing in the 90s? There was no video chat in the 90s. Since early 2000s then, what were you video chatting on?

I haven't, the first time I video chatted was within the last 10 years. I'm serious. I thought you were a great. Yeah. Yeah. Or Google Meet. No. Not odd. I'm not all over that internet. This one is directed by Joe Swanberg who played Sam in the honeymoon one. Oh, okay. He's your Mumblecore guy. Your Mumble Corps fellow. He's the Mumblecore fella. Yeah. Is this Mumblecore? I don't know, but this is a titty

core. There's a lot of titties in this one. She comes out with the titties out of the gates. Yeah. You didn't bring the bell down to our recording annex. I have nothing to do with my feet. So this is a woman chatting with a guy who she's talking about how she has this bump on her arm and he can't see it. Yeah. And she says, when you're a doctor, will you just like support me and I'll stay home? You're like, ugh, get a job, Emily. This one is called the sick thing that happened to Emily when she was younger. Yeah, you think it's going to be something else, but it's not that thing. No, no, no, no. It's not the thing at all. It's so weird. It is so weird. So she shows him where she heard footsteps, which I gaffold at.

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It'll be there in the door then. Where's my door milk? You get your milk syringe, your milk syringe, you go in the kitchen, you fill up your syringe from the milk carton, you come out front, you squirt it under the door, I don't know what you want me to say. Katie, that was seamless. Thanks so having to go buy milk? Do you wish it was the 1950s again? Are you tired to go buy milk that you just squirt into the door to a kid and that you won't let in your room? Just think it might be a nightmare ghost? Look in the morning. The milk will tie them over.

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We're not regular people. Like, we should not be the basis by which anything is judged as normal. We're not right. Digging in your arm is better than knowing things. You know what, that's bad advice. Read a book, you guys. You know something. You've got the entire internet at your fingertips. Yeah.

Like the fact that she was doing it with like a turkey serving knife, or fork is what really like, oh, I just need a little thing to dig around. You don't want to get a big thing. The hole she's made is like the size of a nickel, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the lump in her arm was. And he keeps being like, no, when I get there in a week, I'll look at it. And he's like, no doctors, but doctor boyfriend. It's true. But she's that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi that's thi thi the thi thi the thi thi, the thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thu. thu. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb. thumb Emily, because like, get a brain of your own. It's true.

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Yep. And he's like, those are great titties. Thanks so much. I'm just a big fan of computer titties. I guess everyone's a fan of computer titties. I mean, the internet runs on computer tissue. Sure does. And then we're back with the dipshits again. Yeah, back to the dipshits. Old man gone, one dude left.

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And then they're like offering hot dogs to a lady and she's like, I want a real big one. Yes, then we see that woman later and I don't know why. Yeah. Maybe that's just remembering that day that they heard a really funny dick joke. Maybe. A great day September, 1998. So this guy, the guy who is our point of view character, puts on a bear costume. And then his brother or whatever is like, you know this is going down at midnight, right? And I was like, what's going down at midnight?

Who knows? Yeah. But I did like that his Teddy Bear costume. He's like filming and he's like, why do you have a camera? I'm a nanny cam? I thought that was very clever. That is a great way to have a camera in this. I agree. They're in the car, just some guys talking about lanes, which lane they want to be in. Listening to a song called Hoosier Love, I guess? Yeah.

I guess they're in Indiana? Is that where Hoosur's are, I what Hoosiers are, right? I think so. Okay. I've only seen the movie. I don't remember where it was set. It's a basketball movie, yeah? Yeah, yeah, with Gene Hackman. Yeah, life before GPS fucking sucked. Yeah, I don't know how we did it. I mean, I remember like crumbled-up map quest directions, but if you got off that, you were, you had no idea what to do. I mean, like I had books of maps in my car. Those are called Atlas's. What? Yeah. No, that's the guy that's holding the earth up.

Look, I know things because it's better than being fun. That's called an Atlas. No, it's called an Atlas. Yeah, I mean, now you're going to tell me there's a word for that book where I keep on my words. Your diary? Dictionary. No. I thought you meant, that's everyone's words, not just your words. What? These guys are looking for a party.

Yes. They find a giant house. There are no cars parked outside, so definitely the party. You done this before? Not sure where the party is and going to the wrong house? Uh, no. No. I'm always growing up in a college town, I definitely have done things like this before. I, um, I always know where the party's at.

Oh yeah. Because I call you to see where they are. Well, my finger, it's touching the pulse, you see. I reach from my book of maps, look for where Katie is. Yeah. I'm at the party. And it's just like, go home, ding bats. What do you do in here? You know?

And there's nothing going on in this house. It's dead to the world. Just all the lights are on. Yeah, and the house is amazing. I love this house. Yeah. They put their beers in the fridge and I was like, these guys are fucking adorable. They are really cute. I'm like, I don't understand why this has to happen to them because the whole premise of this movie has been dudes

getting what's coming to them. And these guys just wanted to go on and have a fun time. They didn't want to hurt anybody. They go back to save the last one. Yeah. But I do like that they're like wandering around and like seeing ghostly aspirations and just being like, oh this is a school. They think it's a haunted house, a setup, which is like the plot of a Hell House LLC where the girls are screaming, this isn't part of the show. They, um, but like we get like they're walking in one hallway and the guy's like, oh man, did you see those hands come out of the wall?

And we hadn't seen those yet and I was like, oh, this is this is just great. That is just like loving this right now. I'm loving this for them. At no point do they ever think that maybe it isn't a haunted house. Right, right? Even when the fact that there was no line, no admission fee, no one playing the Halloween theme outside. No scary clown outside just staring at you. Sure. I just feel like you might think maybe we're in the wrong place. Or sliding around on those knee pads that have flint in them or whatever and make sparks. Like that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they hear the voice of someone chanting in the attic.

And they're like, oh, this must be where the party is. Yeah, well guess we'll go upstairs and find it. That's when you go, oh, fuck, we're in the wrong house. When you hear a rise, oh lord, and then a bunch of of of of of of of of of'd be like, I'm out, I'm out, so out. This is not the party. Even when we see, they see the shit going down with a woman tied up and the guys praying around her or whatever they're doing, they start chanting along, like it's fun, they're having such a great night.

Well, they're just with their broes, they're enjoying themselves. Yeah. They realize it's real somehow. Well, the religious dude start dying. They start getting like pulled up. That's right, pulled up to the ceiling. Why does that happen? Because she was a demon, I guess. She was a demon. I think so.

Yeah, I think so, too. Like the religious people were actually right in this. Yeah, they should have just hung back. Yeah. Yeah. Whoops, a doozy. They go back to try to save her. Yeah. Which they do. Yep. Someone yells, go, Chad. And then shit goes bananas in the house.

And like we see the hands are reaching from like the floor, the ceiling. And it looks great. I loved when they went into the kitchen and the plates were kind of like floating around and undulating and the camera person's like, whoa, and then, ah, because they all fly in him? I loved that. Because it's like everything you want in a haunted house. Absolutely.

Except I don't go in haunted houses because they're too scary. So they get the woman into the car. They get her out of the house, get her into the car, and they start driving away, and then the car stops. Yeah. I have to say. Yeah. There's a problem. Well, go on. And the car is stalled out. And they're like trying to talk to the woman and then suddenly she's outside of the car looking in on them. Okay. And they realize that they are stalled on train tracks and a train is coming. They're opening and yanking at the doors but the doors are locked. They cannot get them open.

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Huh. Yeah. Yeah, aliens. They're weird, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. next week. Let's do a movie from 2022. The kids love it when we do recent films.

Yeah, they sure do. This one is one that I'm excited for people to see. It's called the Offering. Yeah. It was suggested to us by Sarah, you might remember from the Rosemary's Baby episode. Very smart, very funny. The production company. She's very fantastic. Oh, she's amazing. Lovely too. Got to see her over the weekend. So much fun. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thee. the. the. the. the. the. the.'s a lovely too. Got to see her over the weekend, so much fun. Really nice. Last time I saw her as soon as I walked in, she was like, you want a piece of pie? Yeah. Yeah, I do. 100%.

Yeah, breakfast pie. Then it's just a good way to greet somebody. Then it's just a good way to greet somebody. Sorry, I said all those mean things about Philadelphia earlier. The distribution company that she works for, DeCal, put out this movie, and she really wanted us to do it because she thought it was a really fun film. I am excited to discuss it. Yes, we're going to do the offering. It's on Hulu. Was this called Hulu until recently?

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We're the offering come back watch it on Hulu. We're on Instagram Twitter for the time yeah I don't know what the fuck's going on out there you can really if you connect on our discord which you can find on our link tree which is on Twitter and Instagram and also our website where all of ambulance dot com you can buy a merch on T-public dot com back slash user backulance, I think. You can go to our Facebook page, if you have anything negative to say about us, because it's just a ghost ship floating at a dead sea. I have to tell you that sometimes when I'm very, very, very anxious, I think. I think about going to put myself, put myself, put my myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put my my my myself, put myself, put myself, thi, put myself, put myself, put myself, thi, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, put myself, thi, thi, put myself, thi, thi, to to to to to to, put my, put my, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put to, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, put my, to, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thooooomomoomorrow, thi, to thi, to to to to to to to to thi, the edge. Why? My self-havit. Anxious, I think. Gotcha.

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