Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 437- The Offering (2022)

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

Hey folks, just a few audio issues in this one (we record two episodes at once-- did you know this? It's a very well-kept secret) but all future episodes should be good to go. 437 episodes in, a mic cable gets worn out, ya see? In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2022 religious horror film "The Offering" in which we try to be as respectful as we can about other folks' cultures while being devoutly anti-religion ourselves and also, pretty curious as to how much Yiddish one can adopt into their day-to-day. Other topics for your consideration include: unacceptable ways to sleep, that guy I like from British crime dramas, what all GenX-ers and Millenials really want, what happens when a film veers towards the Wan-iverse but rights the ship with a goddamn goatman, and perhaps the perfect end to an episode. Interested in Jewish horror? You might enjoy Episode 327- "The Vigil." Interested in that guy I like from British crime dramas? He was in "Anna and the Apocalypse," Episode 409 and I know, I know, his name is Paul Kaye but he'll always be that guy for me. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and enjoy THREE years' worth of episodes about action movies! This month is our anniversary! leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Hey Katie. Oh, hi, Alan. Are you okay? I'm all right. I just got done the movie The Offering. the the offering. Oh, thrown. the movie The Offering.

Wow, right into it. You know, the best part of a joke is when you get to the punchline right at the beginning. How are you, buddy? I'm fine. Good. Yeah, Bleak is shit though. Blak is shit. You love shit bleak. It's kind of my wheelhouse.

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What about an Italian hoagie? It's that it's smell like an Italian hoagy up there. Oh, I call that smell like a grinder. A grinder. It's a hoagy. Yeah, but a grinder still a hoagy. It's a grinder which is a hoagie. But where does a submarine sandwich come in? Oh that's from somewhere else. Is that like New York? What about a hero? You mean a gyro? No I do not. Are you talking about a gyro? It takes every ounce of my pedantic, shit-ass self to stop myself from correcting people out here

when they say gyro. You don't. We know it's wrong we say it anyway. It's like how people from where you are say wooder. I think about the Kyle Canane joke about fu where he says I know it's pronounced fuh I'm gonna keep saying foe. Yeah because I don't think people from where fu is made are going, it's pronounced Fah. I'm going to keep saying Foe. Yeah. Because I don't think people from where Fuh is made are going, it's pronounced a meat-to-ball. It's true. It's true. Myths of Near East and Europe, there is a terrifying female demon, the taker of children. You in on that?

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So we open on one of my favorite things, an apartment covered head-to-toe and a cult symbology. Yeah, that's kind of your jam, huh? Yeah, and books. I love an apartment covered in books. Yeah, even though you're like, oh, you can never move out of there, you're not going to pack all those up. Brutal. Yeah. Also, fuck the structural integrity of the building here. I'm just filling it with books. Right. Well, some people put water beds up there, you know? What have you had a water bed?

That would be so good. Do you think about how heavy a water bed. Look, he's got a bad back. He does a lot of bending over the table. I gotta get this sigil down, but first, a nap on my water bed, like I'm sleeping on the oceans. My parents had a waterbed when I was growing up, so I think I thought water beds were more common than they actually were, you know? And now I think your parents may have been swingers. Nah, I don't think they fucked. Well, at least once.

Twice. Eh. Yeah. Also, scrawled on the doorway and over one, like going into one of the rooms in the apartment is just don't feed it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep.

Yep. So what happens the chicken that's running around this apartment? Oh my god, not only is there a chicken in the house, but that's where you kill it. Yeah. Slottered, burned, and sprinkled about. And I just kept thinking, those ashes are going to be murder to clean up. Speaking of murder.

I know. There's an old man who's doing this. Yes. He has a book in his hands that he's reading and some unseen force pulls it out of his hands. And I was like, that's just fucking rude. That's fucking rude. It's like an unseen toddler, isn't that all

Snatching things out of your hands. Demons are rude. Demons are rude. Demons are a lot like toddlers when you get down to it. Impulsive, hell-bent on their own way. Giggling. Giggling. Giggling. Setting fires.

Chicken murder. Chicken murder. So much chicken murder. So he's reading a Hebrew text, what in this circle of chicken ashes. But it gets all smudgy. Yeah. He's also dressed like an Orthodox Jew.

Yes. Yes. And yes, then, like, there's a child standing there. You know what happens when I don't feed. All right. Yeah. Let's get this out of the way. Hate to be mean to a child.

It's not her fault. Isn't it? Why is she dressed like a Victorian child? Is that not like a traditional clothing for a Hasidic child? Maybe, but she was just given strong ghost ship vibes? Very strong goship fives. I think that was the bangs. The bangs and the like charcoal cheeks to make them look sunk in and it was just like... She's pretty cheesy. Yeah, she feels like an afterthought. Yeah, and I didn't think that the actor playing her was real committed to the role. That's as much as I want to say about, because she's just a little little But she walks up to the circle and like kind of kicks it at it with her feet.

Yeah. And he says he will never feed her again. Don't you want to see your wife again? He leaves the circle. She says a life for your wife. Yeah which is like a weed rhyme. Yeah it's a weed rhyme. Absolutely is. A spliff is like a weed rhyme. Yeah, it's a weed rhyme, absolutely is. A spliffess for your missus. And he steps out of the circle and a dark force enters him. I like this, thought it looked really good. All black cloudy and all. Yeah, and his eyes get all cloudy, and then it gets all vainy. And then he stabs himself. Yeah, right? Because he got the demon in him.

We've had a lot of demons in him lately. Next week, let's do a movie about not having a demon in you. Sure. OK. Sure. Yeah. Is there any movie that's the movie. that that that that that that that that that that that the that that the that that the that that the that the that the that that the the that the the that that the that that that the that that that the the the that that the demon. the demon. that that the demon. the demon. the demon. Yeah. Yeah. the demon. Yeah. Yeah. the demon. the demon. Yeah. the demon. Yeah. the demon. Yeah. Yeah. the demon. Yeah. the demon. the demon. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the demon. the demon. the the demon. the the the demon. the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. the the the the the the demon in. the demon in. the demon in. the demon in. mean 3D. You mean 3D. I guess I do. The movie that may be really uncomfortable. I've never seen it. Oh, it's all right, but there's a porn actress in it that I've seen in films. Yeah. You mean like her other work?

Yeah, movies about human sexuality, documentaries that I may remember and I've seen and they're like, oh no, for a life and this is colliding! What happens when a mommy and daddy really love each other and decide they want to make the family bigger? Or a mommy and a daddy and a friend? Or a mommy and a mommy or, you know? Yeah. Or your stepsister, because all of it seems to be stepsister shit and I don't find that's gross guys. I'm looking at you guys.

Mm-hmm. So he, yes, he stabs himself and then a, the force gets trapped inside of him, whatever that demon force was, and then, he's wearing a, like, blue, triangular amulet. Right. That then a sigil of some sort is written on a piece of paper inside there? I almost said a slice of paper. A slice of paper. Can I have a slice of gum, please?

And then we cut to a couple sitting in a car. Oh, we get the offering title card. Yes. And then we cut to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tre true true true tri. tri. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cut to a couple sitting in a car. Oh, we get the offering title card. Yes. And then we cut to Arthur and Claire in a car. I was immediately like, I feel like maybe this lady doesn't belong in this neighborhood. Because it's Brooklyn Park, which is a acidic neighborhood in New York City in Brooklyn.

Having lived in Squirrel Hill for years, I was like, oh, I feel very at home here. Yeah, very similar vibes. Yeah. And Claire is nervous about seeing Arthur's father, because last time she saw him, he said, you will never be part of this family. Right, because she's a a goy, a goy? Yeah.

Am I allowed to say that as a non-Jew? Yeah, I mean she's a non-Jew. Okay. We could say that if you're more comfortable. Can I start introducing myself as a Goyam? Or should I not? Probably not. Probably not. I don't think you need to make that specification.

Hello, it's me. You immediately dislike the husband, though. Did that actor, whose name is Nick Blood, by the way? Whoa, really? Yeah, it's a good name. Fuck, dude. Was he giving you at all Ethan Embry vibes? Yes, he's his little nose or something. Yeah. Yeah.

But I like Ethan Embry a lot more than I like this guy, because he's a duke. Also British. And so is Claire, thia, thought she was Australian because she sounds just like Nicole Kidman to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he is not playing British, whereas Claire is. Sure, yes, he is playing, grew up in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, yeah, and he's holding on to it for dear life.

Oh, with every fiber of his being. Which I will say the guy who plays Hamish, who will meet in a little bit, is also British. British crime dramas. But nails the Brooklyn accent. He did a great job. He grew up or spent time in a kibbutz in Israel when he was a kid. Interesting. Yeah. I've loved him in everything I've seen him in.

He was great in Anna and the Apocalypse. Oh my God, yes, he was the apocalypse. Oh my god yes he was the principal I think I talked about all the British crime dramas that I loved him in them exactly yeah yeah we see a missing poster for a child. What child is it? The little girl we saw at the beginning and then immediately we see that they found the child because the child is dead. They're having like a funeral for her? Yeah when they they could have timed that a little better since they had they had their their their they their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they their. their. their. tho. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. their.. their... their..... Yeah..... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. walk in, it seems like they could have timed that a little better since they had driven there, like, you know. Maybe dad would have given him a heads up. Or yeah, yeah, or you check in with him and let him know what they're thinking to be in there and if he's like, that's when we're doing the ceremony for the dead child. And then they walk in the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, the funeral, th is th is the funeral, th is th is the, the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the th, their, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. that, that, the, maybe, maybe, that, that, that, maybe, that, that, that, that, that, that, maybe, the, the, maybe, thu. maybe, maybe, that, maybe, maybe, that, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe's like for you all the guy's like hey can you not yell right now? Yeah, this is happening. And then dad comes down and he's all avuncular and kind.

He really is. Yeah. He says things like when you see the world a certain way, it's not easy to accept change. And you're like, my god. Sense, I need a sense say. I need a se. It's true though. It's true. Yeah. It gets stuck in your ways and then he got to see the world a little different and was excited to welcome Claire into his life. Probably because of the grandchild, but again not a cool thing to say to her.

But he also seems to generally be remorseful about not embracing her earlier. Yeah, because she like offers her hand and he's like, you're family. Yeah. And I was like, Saul? I'm on team Saul. Team Saul. He's try to fix it. Meanwhile, cell phone guys on a cell phone. This is Arthur.

Yes. And we find out that they are in financial problems because of in vitro,ization, which is very expensive. Yes. And he has to put a lien on his dad's property as to get his dad to sign a document putting a lien on his property. Yeah. It's gross. It's not a cool thing to do. If you're doing cool stuff, that's not one of them. No, I think on a scale of zero to ten when it comes to cool, it's a firm zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was very interesting because dad makes them dinner and Claire is excited

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Yes. This is more like a small batch. And I'm wondering if it will also make my house stink like onions for days like making parochia tas. Yeah. Can't open those windows. Gotta get that onion smell out. That's true. Yeah. Do you love paroge? This is where we meet Hamish. Yes. He's a bit of a wild card. He's worked the fuck up. About Arthur being there. He calls and we hear him over the phone saying, did the schmuck arrive? Yeah, I like I I th th I'm really in, like, every time I hear a new Yiddish phrase, I'm like, that is cool. I like that. I want to try and use that, but I probably shouldn't. You probably shouldn't.

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Uh, did they say? No. I'm assuming like Kabbalas studies or something? They've got to pull the knife out, which is very gross. Yeah, they leave art to do this stuff? Yeah. And he pulls the knife out, which is very gross. Yeah, they leave art to do this stuff. Yeah. And he pulls the knife out and notice that it has writing all over it. Yes, it's carved into the handle. Yeah. Yeah. Meanwhile Hamish and Saul are arguing about Arthur being back and Saul says, don't you love him? And Hamish says, yeah, but I don't trust him. Yeah. Hamish is fucking right. He is, and luckily, and luckily, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi. the thi. the the. the the the. the the the the the. the the the. the. the the. the. the the thi. thetrust him. Yeah. Hamish is fucking right. He is, and luckily he will be vindicated by the end of this film. And we'll get, What? What?

So, but Hamish is like, his worry is for life. Yes. He obviously loves Saul very much, yeah. They are bros.. Very much. Yeah. They are brows. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Um, so as Arthur is dealing with a body, he finds the amulet that we saw earlier. He touches it and the guy's eyes open, which I liked a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hated it. Don't ever want that to happen in my life. Well, remember in the nun, it happens all the time. Oh, that's true. They sit up and dance. So Arthur drops the amulet on the ground and breaks it, and instead of dealing with it, just kicks it into a drain, and you're like, oh, that's who you are. It's a great way to show what a dip shit he is. I feel like when I saw that, I would be like, hey, let me go grab pop or Hamish. Yeah. And say, hey, what's this now?

And what am I supposed to do and how do I take this off? Yes. Or even if you break it, you have to own up to it? Sure. You can't just kick it down the drain. Big fan of owning your mistakes. Got to own your mistakes. That's good advice from us for a change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've worked multiple jobs in my life where I've just like fest up to fucking things up and

people have been like, oh, because they're so used to people not doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're told that the rigor mortis is the body's last hurrah, which I liked as a phrase quite a bit. It made me think of angel lust. Are you familiar with this where corpses, cadavers will get boners? Oh no.

Angel lust? Aren't angels like big goat-headed creatures and shit? They're not beautiful little cherubs like we're meant to believe, right? Katie? Yeah. You might want to sit down for this. I'm sitting. They're not real. So they could be whatever you want they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're this. I'm sitting they're not real So they could be whatever you want them to be what do you mean they're not real? Do you believe in angels? Yeah, but not God. I was once at a concert for a terrible band called goat hoar?

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They have a song where the lyric, and I've seen this band multiple times and the singer has done this every time he says and the angels will be our hoars and when he does that he mimes an angel going down on him with his hand. Okay and so we're seeing goat whore and my friend Josh turns to me and just goes do you believe in angels? Oh Josh? You sweet baby angel yourself. And it is something that I think about often, and it makes me laugh every fucking time. Would you want this thing to suck your dick? I don't know. Shruggs.

Shoulder shrugs. I mean, an angel's an angel, am I right? This one's just an eyeball. What's, put your dick in that? Are you on angels.com? I Google search what do angels look like. Okay? Can they dance on the head of a pin? Aren't they very tiny too? Uh, I don't know much. I don't know much about no angels. But I know they're not real. That may be all, I'm a thi. I don't know, I'll, I'll, an't the the the the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll the angels. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I much about no angels. But I know they're not real. And that may be all, all we need to know.

Anyway, who the fuck sleeps in a towel turb, and your hair's gonna be all whack when you wake up? It's not the same thing. It's wet, it's holding the dampness on your head, and you're gonna look insane when you wake up. I could only think that she's pregnant with no familial support whatsoever so she's probably just losing it. You could it's not you could just pull it out your arms aren't pregnant you know to reach up of your head. Oh man your arms aren't pregnant. No only your stomach is pregnant and for me

also my ass was also pregnant. That was to a lot of people. So, oh, ass babies. So, Claire is having trouble sleeping, probably because that towel is on her head. And she gets up to go to the bathroom and I love this scene. Okay, describe it to me. So she goes into the bathroom and we see that, we're from the perspective of the bed. the bed. the bed the bed. the bathroom and I love this scene. Okay describe it to me. So she goes into the bathroom and we see that we're from the perspective of the bed and we see the bedroom door start to open up its own volition and then there's like

some light flickering that happens. A little bit of whispering from the hallway. Yes. There's a lot of a closed captioning that shows up at the bottom that just says, Indistinct whispering. Oh, nice. Not this in much. And so she comes out of the bathroom, shuts the bathroom light off, but it turns itself back on.

I liked that. I liked one of the switch, because it wasn't even just turning itself back on, you see the switch up, which I thought was a nice touch. Yeah yeah and then the way the bathroom and bedroom doors are there is a space between them that's completely black. Yes. And she's just staring into this space and then the occultman from the beginning of the movie runs out of the space, pushes her down on the bed and starts like pressing his fingers into her stomach. Yes. And then she wakes up. A dream within a dream. My favorite. And when she wakes up and gets out of bed, there's blood in the bed. Yep. And that's bad?

He's not something you want, no. No. So dad has like found the knife and has been reading the engravings into it. He says it's an ancient warding inscription. Right. And something about the worst Bible story of Abraham and Isaac, you know? Come on fucking God. God who just woke up that day and was like, oh, I'm gonna fuck with him. But I love the idea of having a Hayam to call, where you could just be like,

oh, I need somebody who knows all the stuff about the Torah. Let me get my boy up. Yes, he is like a ghostbuster. Yeah. Yeah. To the point of where he's like kind of annoyed that he has to tell people this information. He's like, I had three of these calls these these he basically says, if there's no pendant on the body, a demon was not trapped, so you're fine.

Right. But we know, no pendant, no seal, but we know. But art, done fucked him over. He also says, worse things have happened to the Jews, Saul. Don't be smug about the Holocaust here, guy? Is that a joke you get to make? Yeah. Yeah. Also, speaking of jokes we get to make,

oh, can I not hear people make jokes about fentanyl and opioids? Who makes jokes about that? People? I've just been hearing a lot of them lately. Okay, knock it off. And maybe just because I've been like, you know, I just watched Dope Sick the TV show, and I've been listening to a podcast about the Sacklers, and I think it's the greatest crime in this country that those people do not go to fucking jail and never will. But yeah, don't make fentany all jokes, too many people are dying right now.

Yeah. That's bad. Yeah, just put it out there. Do what you want. Funnier things, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Dick, Dix still exist. Dicks are always going to be funny. If Dick stop being funny, we are going to be straight the fuck out of work. Ha ha ha ha. I do like that. Uh, I do like that. Uh, the wording, the ancient warding inscription is one of God's hidden names written backwards. You like that? Yeah.

I felt a little like playing the record backwards to me. I just like the God has so many hidden names. Yeah. Don't say that one. Don't say that name. Don't say that name either. Coming back for that one later. Um, Saul's like doing more investigation and then he's finally like, you know what, I don't need to be doing this anymore.

Just bury this fucking body and writes Barry on the sheet that's on locker. Yes. And then the word bury starts to bleed. It looks like the word burn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So...

The body has these like weird black lines coming out of the wound, but what do I know about bodies and the eyes are all milky. It looks great. It does. It does. And when he opens the eye to like look at it and we see Saul from the perspective of the corpse. Yeah. That was really good spookery. So then we see Claire taking pictures of food because she's writing a cookbook I guess.

What she's doing? That's what her husband had said she was going to do. Okay, she says she quit her job and I thought great work I guess. I don't know. It's good work if you can get it. You're right about that. I need a day off. It looked like there are little kids feet under the coat rack. Yeah. And then she gets out the

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hundo percent I think that's why I? Hondo. A hundo percent. I think that's why I fell for Saul so fucking hard. Like I want a dad who will say sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I want to acknowledge all the shitty things he's done. So, yes, Hamish has answered arts phone in the car and found out that he has to get his dad's signature on this form.

Mm-hmm. And before, the the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits he admits to get his dad's signature on this form. Mm-hmm. And before the end of the night or the deal is off. Yeah. Yeah. He admits to his wife that he hasn't sold a house in two years. And I thought, how could you not sell a house in this market? How had she not noticed this? That's what I'm saying. I know a lot of people are not financially independent in their relationships, but like, but like, but like, but like, but like, but like, but like, but like, thi, thi, but like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi the the thi the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi always look at a fucking tax return. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had apparently refinanced their house, which he did without her signature, which is illegal. Unless it's

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maybe they could get along. Yeah. And art's like we have to leave and she's like no, you have to make this fucking right. Yeah. Which I loved. I'm a big fan of demanding that people do the right thing. Sure. But dad's dad th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Sure. But dad's in the basement, which is also the morgue? Yeah. Prep room? Yeah, corpse prep room? Yeah, body room. Yeah, body room. He sees a body hanging in the hallway outside the doors.

Yes. And then this like beast man comes in, which I thought was great. I love the goat boy thing man. Yeah. It look cool. And I love the whole buildup of like the doors flapping on their own with the lights flickering so he's flickering in and out of time and space. Yeah. And then like he's gone and then he's right in front of Saul. Yeah. Again a bit on the on the Wanny and scale but I feel like Juan never gives us monsters and never takes that long with it. You know like Juan's like you want the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th some th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. monsters and never takes that long with it. You know, Juan's like, you want something scary? Here it is.

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Yeah. And then his hear him choking in darkness. Yeah. And then his body hits the floor. Wow! Let the bodies know. You looked at me with such expectancy. Because I expected you. I didn't expect the parrot noise that you made before him. Have you never watched the parrot, YouTube, the YouTube video of a parrot singing bodies?

Okay, no, I'm sorry, that's the only way to listen to that song. Drowning pools out, parrot's in! Absolutely, because do you know how many times that parrot had to have heard that song? Something's got to give. Nothing's wrong with me. Let the bodies hit the floor. So everyone please stop what you're doing right now unless it's driving and watch the YouTube video of parrot singing bodies. Fuck it, throw a caution to the wind even if you're driving. You

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Yeah, he's on the table on one of the metal tables of getting of prepping a body and There's just like five or six men standing around him? So just throwing this out there. Yeah if I'm sleeping in the same house that my father has died in, yeah, maybe run upstairs and grab me? Would you want breakfast or like how are we gonna do this first? Yeah sure you don't want me to to to to to the to to to to to to the to to to the to to to the the the to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the the to to to to to taple? taple? taplea? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the taple taple taple taple taple table tablele table table table table table table table table table table table tab want to deal with this first? Are you sure you don't want me to deal with this and then you can just have breakfast? The blue hand is a very disturbing image. The blue hand? His father's hand is like entirely blue when he goes to slip the wedding ring off and it's just like very upsetting. Yeah yeah I love when, like they're they're talking about how he like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. toe.e. toe. toe. toe. toe. to like they're talking about how he, like he asked what happened and one guy says his heart gave out. Yes. And Hamish comes over and gets real close to him and smacks him in the chest with the papers that he needed his father to sign that his father did sign.

Oh, he did sign them. He did sign them. Oh, he said, his heart didn't give out. You broke it. Brutal. And I was like, oh, that's the rest of your life. Yeah, well, not that it matters for much longer, but if only he told his dad about the pendant. Yeah.

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like show up and solve it but that's not what happens. Just Colombo is way into the house. Yeah because he's doing a lot of like squinting quizzically at things and I thought oh this guy's gonna solve this shit. Oh man. How did you feel about the Hamish starting to sing like everyone singing in the the wake that's happening? It th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiom- I thiom- I thi. I am thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeeea thi's thi thi's thi thi thi thi thi singing in the wake that's happening. It was odd, very aggressive, some aggressive singing. I wasn't sure what they were singing, like what the song's purpose was because it seemed like it was being directed at Arthur. Yeah, but it seemed like a lament,

it had a lament feel to it. Yeah. And then he starts like rending his garments and stuff and... Yeah, that's a Jewish tradition of ripping your shirt, I think. Yeah. Yeah. And art is sitting in a chair absentmindedly scratching some kind of sigil into the chair? Into the furniture, yeah, the arm of the chair, which he's pretty dick, but it's also he's not aware that he's doing it. I don't know. He's like, th- th- th-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it-it's like-it's like-it's like-it's like-it's like-it's like-it's like, thi-it-it-hea-he's like thi-hea-hea-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-hea-hea-he's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-a-a-s-s-a-a-s. thii-a-a-a-a-s'-a-a-a-s'-a-a-a-s'-a-s'-a-s. thiii-s. he's pretty dick. It's pretty dick, but it's also he's not aware that he's doing it. I don't know.

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Yeah. I don't get that bit. No. No. I do like the thing of like covering all the mirrors when you're morning. Yeah. Um, but then Claire like takes the cover off of one of the mirrors and in the mirror, everyone's moving normal but outside of the mirror, they're all frozen. Yeah. And then the little girl is there and like, I don't know, yells at her or runs at her,

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I missed a bit of what was happening here. Because it was a suicide, so he didn't die of natural causes. So they need a police report to release the body or a next of kin saying it's okay to release the body. Why didn't Saul deal with that? Felt like he would have been up on his paperwork. Yeah. Yeah. And the guy just keeps being like, just put your shit aside and get Hamish back here to take care of this. I like how he says it in some slang

like Yiddish word. Yeah. That seemed to be like a slang for like put your shit away. Yeah. I like that. That guy seemed delighted to be delivering his lines too. I was like, he's definitely a producer or something. He was just like, I'm here, I'm doing it. Meanwhile, we look up, we see, we're upstairs and Claire is packing up the dad's stuff. And I was like, it seems like she shouldn't. He's been dead for a minute. How long are you supposed to wait? Waking up his stuff, where are you taking it? I've got to get out of here the sun selling the house apparently. I guess so. Oh man, in that house in fucking Brooklyn, they're going to get so much goddamn money.

It's a funeral parlor though. Yeah. Well, some people like that, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Open a brewery in the basement? Oh yeah. Or a speak-etrick to get into a bar. You're just mixing different cocktails together. I just want to beer anyway and you're probably don't have any. No. Yeah. And you're like I'd like a gin and tonic. And they look bored. If I must drink a liquor, it shall be a gin and toic. thin. the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thi. th. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thea. I just mixing thi. I just mixing the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. I thea. I thea. I thea. I the the the thea. I the the the the the the the the the the the the tri. I tri. I tri. I'm just mix. I'm just mix. I tri. I tri. trie. tri. tri. trie. tri. trie. trie. I trie. I tto mold to make you a chin and tonic? Squeeze a goddamn lime, I don't know. How am I going to flip a bottle like Tom Cruise and cocktail?

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He would like take hypodermic needles and fill up like grapefruit and then eat the grapefruit. So genius. Yeah. I mean, you can see how we got from there to tampon soaked in vodka, our assholes, right? Bring back butt-chugging. Yeah, well, you guys really learned your lesson on butt-chugging too fast as far as I'm concerned.

Have you guys ever butt-chugged a tide pod? I forgot about tide pods, too. Teens just aren't dumb enough for long enough anymore. The choking game lasted forever. What's the choking game? You know, when you would like have your friend choke you out until you were almost dead and then you'd feel high and then they'd let go. What? You know, it's like so you don't do drugs. What? Is it like soaking? Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Man, I hope the kids are still soaking. Jump-humping. So, what is Art's response to not having the paperwork for this dead man? I don't, he goes to his house. I guess to see if there's a next of kin there? I don't know. Seems like you could pick up the phone.

He just walks in, too. I was like, is this Hamish's house? Is he going to get Hamish to deal with us? No, it's this guy's house. No. No. He goes, like, he sees all the occult business everywhere, sees blood on the floor. See's a tape called Summating Attempt.

It really is. There's like a lot of physics books around. There's like some Richard Feynman books and stuff. And on the recording he learns that Abizu, ABizoo, is the demon's name, the taker of children. Right. And that's one of its names, and that it's a shapeshifter and a trickster. An ancient predator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And he also sees the design on the floor that he had carved in his father's floor. Does this feel like it concerns him at all? Not as much as it should. Not nearly as much as it should. No. He finds, is this another tape that has the miracle

of Sarah Shindel, but miracle is it thou? This is the video that he finds, yes. Yeah. And I like the idea of just like crossing it out pretty soon after you're written. Like, ah, is it though? Yeah. He starts watching this while this is cut with scenes of Claire being back at the house. And this guy's wife shows up, Aida. Yeah. And we are, we know very well that she's dead. But she's not behaving menacingly in any way. She's just being like an old lady, yeah, kind of a pain of the ass, like, but also like my Hudson's Hudson's hutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsuts, my hu Hudson's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to kind of a pain to the ass, like, but also like my Hudson's in the basement,

take me to see him now, I wanna see him now. Yeah. And this, like. I thought that was good spookery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or shapeshifting demon, excuse me. Thank you.

Sorry, I don't mean to do that. I like, even when we see Ida for the first time in the apartment at the beginning of the movie, she's just an old lady with an IV bottle. Yeah. She's not scary. No, and she's like you're not doing this again. Yeah. What was that about? I don't know. Was he, did he have? Was he trying to sacrifice Sarah to save his wife? Or was his wife already dead at that point? So what we learn on the Vidya is that initially he was trying to summon an angel, the archangel of life. Oh yeah, that's a very different phone call. To bring his wife back.

Got it. But of course, something got fucked up on the way, because I don't think that angels do that.. No that. No that. that. that. that's, that's, thague, thage, thage, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, was thi, was thi, was thi, was thi, was thi, thi, was, thi, thi, thi, was, was, thi, was, thi, was, was, was thi, thi, was, was, was thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that's, was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that angels do that. No, that's not really their gig. So then Sarah gets possessed by the demon, and then all hell breaks loose and the camera turned sideways. Why did Sarah need to be there at all? To be the conduit, I guess. Okay, yeah, that's a little upsetting. Sure. Yeah, but you know you need a child to do that sometimes. She sort of begins to levitate in the video and he says to her your prayers can bring back my beloved Ida. Go ahead, Sarah.

And then he gets like pulled away by an unseen force. Jerked off screen and she And she... We see an old man jerked off screen. We see an old man jerked off screen. Jerked off screen. Oh Alan, you're being too hard on them. This episode is brought to you. By what?

This bleak Jewish sadness. What's it brought to him by, Alan? Hymns! Get a boner anytime you want. Give a boner, get... I say it. Leave a boner, take a boner. Leave a boner, take a boner.

Fantastic. Why are they not paying us for gold like that? So Sarah screams and falls to the floor. Yeah. And then Claire calls Arthur, which is hard for me to say for some reason and it's like, hey you should probably come home, that guy's wife is here. Yeah. And all he hears is bizzabazz, bizzle, bizzle. Right. And she's like constantly tickling her pregnant tummy. I was like, I don't think you really do that. And then the old lady is tickling her tummy.

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I guess? The baby is now a demon? I don't know. She says your child will be a lost soul. Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of religious stuff in the 2000s and not getting a lot of the cultural references. Yeah, totally. But it's fun because then I maybe I'll learn about that stuff. I don't know if the 2000s Japanese cultural references are for you. I mean the Jewish references in this current way.

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Yeah, that's what I'll do. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll take that over to this candle and just drop it in. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And then goat head to this thear starts burning. Yeah. I liked it a lot. Oh, Goadhead. What are you doing, buddy? Yeah. So Claire finds herself upstairs, but she's trapped in the dream version where he has carved the stuff on the floor and the rug's not there?

Oh, okay. I think. Okay. Because there seems to be a dream world and a real world. Yeah, I couldn't tell like what the trickster god thing and all that stuff. Yeah, I don't know. IDK, Alan. But yeah, I like your idea, the dream world, yeah. Yeah, thanks.

But so art is on the phone with her, I think, and gets her to walk into it. Right. But she doesn't go into the circle yet. Right. Yeah. The music also sounds a bit like a race car here, where it's going like, the... Friar. It really does. And I couldn't unhear it. But I like this. I did not like that she tried to hide under the dining room table, like that's a place for an adult to hide. No, you're not you're th th you you you you you you you you you you you you you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi- thi- thi thi thi- thi- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th------------up th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thin thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thrccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. room table, like that's a place for an adult to hide. No, you're not going to do that. No. No. Even if you're an idiot, when you're pregnant, I feel you have more maternal instincts than

that. Yeah. And I do think she's a bit of an idiot. How could she be married to that guy and not know what a scumbaggery. I guess so, but at what, for what? Yeah. I don't know, man. Did you like the bit of him carrying her out and then she was back on the couch? And he's like looking at his arms like, huh? I have the note, this little girl demon's a real stinker.

She is a real stinker. Yeah, like, because he does, it's not, mm, don't do it again. She says, a life for a life, shall we make a deal? Yeah, spin the wheel. And he's so casual. He's like, no, I won't get you a child. All right. So he calls Heimish, or Hamish. Yeah. And Hamish wants to see the tape.

His way of looking at the tape is like, Huh. Yeah. I'm chewing on a toothpick over here. He loves that toothpick. He calls Hayam. He's the expert. He's the ghostbuster.

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Really long time. Imagine being a demon who's alive in that time. And then you wake up and it's 2022. What are all these cell phones? to be all fucked up. You know that Abraham story. So he's trying to, I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, is whack though. So whack, so wag. So he's trying to, I guess, we think he might save his wife and baby to leave them with crippling debt. I hope he has life insurance. Yeah.

And then, what is the team and do to Hayam? Kills him. Knaps his fucking neck. So Hamish is holding this little religious text and he's like, take this, this was your father. That should have like stopped art in his tracks. My dad was a book? My dad's a book. Ding-dong. The goathead sort of knocks Hamish back into the wall, which I liked a lot. Yeah. And then this idiot steps out of the ash circle. Fucking an idiot. Idiot. Uh, demon attacks Hamish and drags him the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. Itot. Uh, demon attacks Hamish and drags him away. Yeah.

Claire gets stuck to a window sill. Yeah, she's hanging on the outside of a building. And then my next note says, or the inside. Who can say? I think her butt's just outside. A big pregnant butt. She is like, this like, is very beautiful, this actor. But her level of distress in this scene is like finding out the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, th. th. her level of distress in this scene is like finding out that they stopped like

selling unfroasted cherry pop tarts at the store and all they have left is smore, you know? Oof, that's a heartbreak. That's a heartbreak. Yeah. But her, that's what she looks like. Could I put a smore is too sweet. No, yeah. I mean, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thi. thu. th. th. tho-s. tho-s. thso's thso's tho, thso's thi. Ssol, thi. Ssol, th. Ssoe, th. Ssoe, th. Ssoe, th. Ssoe, th. Ssoe, th. Sso's th. Sso's th. Sso's th. Sso's th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the. the. the. the. Sso th much. So sweet, no. Yeah, I mean, I feel for her. Oh, no, that's not what's happening, Dere. Never mind, sorry. No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, truly she's kind of better off if she had, if all had gone according to, you know, if she'd gotten away. Yeah, yeah. I thought maybe Hamish will help her raise this baby. So, Art eventually gets the demon inside of him, as we all do. Eventually? Eventually. Eventually, yeah. Stabs himself in the heart.

Yeah. Or no, you can't stab himself in the heart, because he can't get the knife. Hamish comes in and picks up the knife and helps Art stab himself in the heart. Right. And then says, you should have stayed in the circle. Yes, because Hamish is dead. Hey, he walks by his own dead body. Yeah, I like that a lot a lot.

And Claire wakes up under the table again? Yes. And it's like daylight and the house is put back together and everything's fine. And I thought, okay, so it's just a dream, but you could never describe this dream to anyone without them just assuming that you're like pretty anti-Semitic. You know? Yeah. Yeah. You could tell someone the stream and they'd be like, ooh, buddy.

No, but my husband is, no, Claire, Claire. So she gets up and art is standing in the foyer on the other side of the sigil on the floor. Yeah. And he's like, hey, come here for a second. He says, are you okay? Is the baby okay? Good. He grabs her tum. Yeah. And the demon voice says, good, good.

I like that demon voice a lot better than an evil dead rises. Sure. Yeah. Mockies with the maggots now. Go to hell. Yeah, that's where they're going game. Oh, okay, okay. Okay.

In that case, great work everyone. Alan, what do you think of this movie? I liked it. I will say that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I liked it that I that I liked it better the first time. I think it's like the more critical, the podcast eye that I go into these with. It's a little bit more critical. It's a cultured eye. And I was a little bit more critical of it this time, but I still really, I think the ending sells the whole movie. Yeah, I love that it ends with a bad guy winning. Yeah, and it's just bleak A F as the children say. I would give this movie a solid, give it a seven. Seven?

Yeah, what about you? Yeah, I think that's fair. I'm going to give it a seven as well. I don't think it's doing anything like new groundbreaking. But it's the way it's shot and the care that's put into it. Yeah. Sometimes that's all you need. You don't need like some sort of new twist or turn. Just a good old demon trying to take your baby. Yeah, and winning. Get that baby.

Yeah, get that baby. Demon, get that baby. Demon, you need a baby? Have a baby. Listen. It's fucked up though. leave a baby, take a baby. But not in the same little bin as the boners. We do not leave babies in the boner bin. That's not cool, you guys.

Sometimes you start a joke and then like halfway through it, you're like you should probably stop doing this, but you already committed to it. And you're like, I don't want to like go back on a joke. There really are places where you can just go leave a baby though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're not places where you can just go take a baby. You cannot just choose one to cover your change now, no. No. Oh, I've only got a dollar nine. Might have I put a baby in there?

And we're even. Katie. Alan. Can I get a news flash? What's the mood is The mood is a ebulent. Abuliant. Abulient. Hmm. A bada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. This is from Patron Jake who says. Hi Jake. Incoming Doug Llewell in fact. Oh my god, brace yourselves. He was the 60s style TV host in the Nirvana in Bloom video.

I had no idea. Yeah. That is a fun fact. Yeah. And then Jake says, do you guys still find time to watch horror movies just for fun? No. I do. You do.

I know because I see them all in your shutter account. I'm like, oh, Alan's been watching some good things. And then he says. In the winter in the winter in the winter in the winter in the winter in the winter in the winter I I the winter. the winter. the winter I the winter. the winter I the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. the. thea. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. thea. the. thi. ths. And then he says, in the winter I have time. Right now I don't because baseball. Yeah, baseball and it's summertime and the kids out running around and doing kid stuff. Fuck no, she goes about 830. 830, that's so late. Yeah, it's getting later.

Yeah. She doesn't have to be up for school now, you know. It's true. It's true. She's true. She's true. She's true. She's true. She's a a true. She's a true. She's true. She's a the the th. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's a little. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's out. It's out. It's out. It's out. It's out. It's out. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's t. It's t. It's a the a little later. Yeah, I mean, Curfews 830. I realize you guys got a thing about listener engagement with choosing a film, but have you all heard of this movie Uncle Peckerhead? I don't know what I was expecting, but it was decidedly not that. No, Jake, I haven't. It's way better than any movie that that title has the right to be. And the Whearwuff Amulance Ven Diagram is well-rept in this movie. Okay. From the trash-talking lady bassist, that's you. That's me.

To the tender bearded guitar player. Oh my god. That's me. That's you. From nailing DIY band troops to spontaneous cannibalism, I feel it would be a real good time. Should we put it on the list? Yeah, Uncle Pekar Head is going on the list. To admit there's no list? Yeah, we haven't did it.

Oh boy. I would like to do that though. movie, but having that re-endorsement makes me more interested to see it. All right. And seeing both of us represented on film. I mean, I hope it looks like us. Or do I? Wouldn't that be weird? I feel like, I mean, inevitably, like just a bearded dude. It's gonna look like me.

Yeah, and this bitch is definitely enough bangs, isn't she? This double B. Double B. What's the first B? Bang. Bang bitch. I'm a bang bitch. Get you a t-shirt. I'm a bang bitch. Check out our T-Plob-look store for the bang-bitch t-shirts. Oh, man, we've got Justin Gray working on other things at the moment, which we will be announcing soon, which we're going to do soon, Katie. What are we going to do soon? We're going to do another horror movie.

And what are we going to do? We're going to do an episode about a horror movie. We're going to do the Nicholas Cage, the Nicholas Hage, Nicholas Holt, Renfield. I don't know who Nicholas Holt is, but I'm very excited about Nicholas Cage. him in the menu. Is he the guy? Yeah, he's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy who's there because he loves the food and then has to do himself in because of it. Wait, no. I don't know which guy that is. He's not John Lake Wazamo or the chef. I don't know who it is. He's the guy that's on the date with the witch. There's a witch. On you're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's the th. He's the th. He's the. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Hea. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. He. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. There's a witch. On your Taylor Joy? Yeah, that's the one.

Oh, right, gotcha, that guy. He was the zombie love interest in that zombie, in that Romeo and Juliet zombie movie we did. That was cute. That was cute. So yeah, we're going to do Renfield. Hopefully it's not terrible. Hopefully it's fun. Yeah, even if it's terrible, I have a feeling it will be fun.

Okay, good. Have you seen that unbearable weight of enormous talent movie? No. It's Nicholas Cage, playing Nicholas Cage. No. Pedro Pascal is a drug kingpin who brings him to a private island because he loves his movies so much. Okay.

And it's this like buddy film and Nicholas Cage is in on the Nicholas Cage joke. He's gotta be, right? And it's really fucking funny. That's great. Have you seen the meme of Nicholas Cage and Pedro Pascale is laughing? No.

Dr. to be a meme. No. Driving it, okay. It's not all over the internet. All over it. I know how you're a big meme head. I do like a meme. You're always like, hey, check out all these memes that I've been looking at. You mean like that 12-year-old video? I just told everyone to watch a parrot singing what the body's at the floor. I know I've been banging the juvenile tiny desk console please. Oh, it's fantastic. Thank you so much for tagging me in it. One of our listeners said that I was the first person they thought of when they saw it.

I was like, that's pretty radd. Oh, what would you say is the greatest love song ever written? Back that as up? When he says greatest love song, I shit myself. I was like, you're a fantastic. Oh man. The discomfort of hearing him say pussy on NPR. So many times! All those NPR ladies being like, yay! I got excited when he introduced Shorty Trombone being there, because I was like, oh,

there's a trombone player I like. Oh man, juvenile. Ridiculous. So fun. Fucking American Hero. So yeah, find us on the internet. You know how to do those things. Patreon.com back slash World Ambulance. We have years worth of Patreon episodes there for you to listen to now, they're action movies and you can get all of them when you sign up there.

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