Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 447- Cocaine Bear (2023)

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Welcome to spooky season, babies, and this year we are doing a full month of party movies-- the kind of movie you can watch with a crowd and yell at the scream. Party movie month kicks off with a strong entrant, the 2023 film "Cocaine Bear." Special topics for your consideration include: rethinking athletic training supplements, those weird 2 foot pixie stix, a smattering of potty talk, Avery Jessup, fingerblocking, and an enormous amount of joy courtesy of a listener. In the absence of other horror movies about drugs (I can't think of any that we've done!) please enjoy the work of O'Shea Jackson Sr., aka Ice Cube in Episode 152- "Anaconda." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get years' worth of action film commentary-- it's a ladies-kicking-ass month with "Mad Max: Fury Road!" leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.

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leave and most of it at like 4 a.m. Yeah. It all feels a little fuzzy for me. But I remember loving her. Friend of the podcast Jim Robinson's will occasionally text me with 30 rock quotes and I'm like no I don't. I'm sorry. I had to google that one. I'm so sorry. What about wherewolf Bar Mitzvah? One of my favorite songs. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Spooky scary. Men Becoming. Men Becoming. There's a whole song. Whole last song on YouTube. It's very funny. How do you know all these Jewish references? Oh, my manager, Harvey Lemmings. So Jane by Jefferson Starship is banging away while this Coke guy is throwing things out of the window of a plane. Yeah, not just a guy, Matthew Reese. Should I know him?

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Yeah. No, it's cozy. About a mouse thinking about Jane Austen. God, how much longer are we going to be able to do this before these episodes start to make you cry? Like, how long do we have? I don't know, probably when I hit menopause. I don't know what's going to happen. We may need to amend our until one of us cries.

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like, oh no, I can't remember which one lives in this region. And then like two lines later he's like, we are in Appalachia. It's black and I was like, thank you movie. So now I know. Can never remember, and it stresses me out. Brownberry, you make yourself small. You pretend to be dead. Yes, Black Bear, you want to attack them. I love when they're like laying around and like trying to figure out their names for their kids.

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He's fucking fantastic in that. Yes, I saw it at a Region Square theater back back when three-year-old film festival existed. Oh, my heart. He's still my heart. I miss that theater so much. I just saw so many artsy-fartsy movies in that theater. I know. And that's the theater that I saw Tom Atkins speak before the fog. Really? Yeah. Oh man, what a fucking waste. Yeah now it's a part of an art gallery or something. Yeah yeah it's fine. It's fine. It did love that theater. Also I was stunned that's that Ray that Ray that Ray that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thuu. thu. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiol-I thi that's thiol-I thiol-I th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thea thea thea toea. tomea. tomea. tomea. tomoea. tomoea. tomoea. that's tomea thea thea. that theater. Also I was stunned that Ray Leota was in this movie. I don't know what I didn't know much about this movie going into it. This is the final performance of Ray Leota I do believe. And a fine way to go out. Yeah, for sure. Were you also shocked at that Ice Cube son? What? O'Shea Jackson, the ice cube son? Oh my god. He's O'Shea Jackson and then O'Shea Jackson Jr. is Ice Cube's son. Oh my God. Yeah, he is O'Shea Jackson and then O'Sheja Jr. I never knew that he had a son. I never knew that he had, I never knew anything about

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That guy. But he's also Hansel. I know how you love a Star Wars reference. I genuinely just totally zoned that after our last conversation, which was recorded for all of these people to hear, I don't speak off Mike. We do not speak off Mike. I get up and I walk out of here. I...

After she pees and marks her territory. Well, I usually use the toilet. It's the toilet joke so far in this episode. I feel uncomfortable. We're deleting most of them, so you're fine. What about that one? That one's saying it. Okay. I listen to our Mission Impossible episode. Did you?

I had no memory of it. No memory of it. I'm really worried about myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. lose a lot of stuff all the time. Yeah, so Star War. That guy's a Star War. He's a Star he's the Mark Hamill's character. No, no, no, he would be he's the younger version of Harrison Ford. Okay. Who plays the ham solo? Hmm ham solo. Hmm ham solo. Cocaine Bear descends on these people. Do you like how mad the bear is when he sees them? I do like the bear's facial expressions.

I think the bear looks fantastic. It's so good. There was an actor in a bear suit, but I think all the facial expressions are CG. Yeah. Yeah. I like that cocaine bear throws her leg at Olaf so you know he knows that she's dead but I thought like well now she won't have to hear their terrible wedding band so that's a silver lining. One of many legs throwed in this movie. Limbs all over the place. They see I love it when they see the bear and it's like rubbing its back on the tree and it looks all docile and then it turns around and starts smashing its head into the tree and I'm like, oh no. Oh no, and they're laughing at it?

Yeah. Yeah. Don't laugh at the crazy bear. No. Make yourself big, I guess. I like to think that I would or to punch a shark if that came up to it, but I don't... Is that what you're supposed to do? You're supposed to punch them in the nose. Yeah.

Sharks don't have noses. Of course, they're like 80% nose. That's how they can smell your menstrual blood from miles away. Stop! Stop talking about my toileting. What, um, where do brown bears live then? Where would I encounter a brown bear? Out in the Midwest, I think? Out in the Midwest, I think. Out in the Midwest, I think, or is that where grizzlies I think?

Or is that where grizzlies I think? Are grizzlies out either black or brown though? I don't know? Dude, we need to learn about bears. And there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their the brown though? I don't know. Dude, we need to learn about bears. And then there's Kodiak bears, which are like the biggest of the bears. Or maybe polar bears are the biggest, but Kodiacs are the most violent? Dr. Beer, are you out there? You gave us gaiter facts. Yeah. You gave us skun not too far off in a Pittsburgh accent. Bear. Wow, you can really use it for both. Which one am I saying? Who knows? Dawn.

We see, we cut to an ad, a PSA for, uh, this is your brain on drugs with Paul Rubens. Yeah. He says it isn't glamorous or cool or kids stuff. And I just thought, God, that man's on so much cocaine. So much cocaine. What, in his defense, I believe that was an anti-crack at. Oh, wasn't it? He was like, cracks bad.

What if you want to do cocaine? Just clean it off a little. I say we let him go. To cocaine. Yeah. I remember those like all that like Nancy Reagan shit. Oh yeah. And I was like, who doesn't love a fried egg? I know, I love eggs.

It was like that that fucking weed, like anti-weed thing, where the woman is like dripping into the couch and I was like, Yo, I want that couch weed. That's what I want every evening of my life until I pass away forever. I love couch weed. We meet the detective and his underling police officer. And this will mean nothing to you, but the detective who is played by... Dund, to do, do, do, do, do, what the fuck is that guy? Oh, Isaiah Whitlock Jr.

Yeah. Is in the wire. And he plays this like corrupt city council member who, when someone says something he doesn't agree with he goes Shit Is he as deadpan in that is he is? Yes, okay, and as delightful this? This winter I'm watching the wire? Yeah, should we do a podcast about it? Sure. Okay. I'm not gonna leave my house to do it. We'll just do it remotely. Okay, great. It's called the under wire. Oh my god. Yes We get under the wire? But we don't do do do do do do? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? the the to do do do do do do? the podcast? Should? Should? to do? Should? to do do? the podcast? to do? to do? to do do do? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? to do? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? Should? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the podcast? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Okay, great. It's called the under wire. Oh my God, yes. We get under the wire. But we don't like tell you anything new about it. We don't do any research.

There's no fun fact. We're literally just going to talk about how it made us feel. And how we were shocked that that person is British. Yeah, that'll be fun. There's got a dog. Just dumb little like pecanese. Peekanies? Is that what that is? Ah, sure, Shih Tzu maybe? Okay, maybe a Shih tzu? Yeah. Was this named like Rosetta?

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Shoeless Joe Jackson. Yeah, from Field of Dreams. Oh, really? Oh my God, yeah. I just think of him as good fellas. Yeah, great. Karen! How did he die? I don't know. You looking it up? Atheroslorotic disease. Is that heart disease? Build up of fats, cholesterol and other substances in and on the artery walls. It sounds like he lived a good life. Yeah.

Yeah. He partied. Am I saying them funny? I think I'm a clown? I know that's Joe Peschee's character and Goodfellas. It's fine. You can say all the Goodfellas you want. Okay, I'll say this. Goodf good fellas, way too fucking long. That movie should be way short of that. Way too fucking long. Great movie, but just mush it a little. Yeah, or make it a two-parter.

If you can't tell the story, and, oh, forget it. So Ray Lioda's like, hey, we need to get all our cocaine back because the Colombians are going to be mad. Right, I want to get to get to get to get to get to to the c c col the C C co co co col the C C C C C Colololololome the Colome the Colome take my son even though he's in mourning. Right. Trip solo. Trip solo. Trip McNeely. Raidlyota is watching his grandchild and by watching I'm just putting him in a ballpint. That's what you take children to those places for to just let them fall, possibly drown in there. Does a child yelling, hey watch me and then just falling backwards into a ball pit hit way too close to home? I..... to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to trip. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Trip. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. Tri. T. T. T. T. T. Tri. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. trip. trip. trip. trip. trip. trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, trip, hey, watch me and then just falling backwards into a ball pit hit way too close to home? I feel like I get a toothache when I think about that, yes.

But I'll tell you what, I really did want those toad stool, stools that they had in that Chuck Echie Cheese. They were all sitting on mushroom stools. So then we cut to another new group of characters, which is Carrie Russell. Yes. And her, I don't think she gets a name in this movie. Carrie Russell? Yeah.

No, I think, well, she's like Mrs. McKinry or something. She's sorry. Okay. S-A-R-I. D-D-D-D-E-D-D-Dy, so cool. She has cool weird taste in music. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-s. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. I th-I. I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. I th, I th, I's-I. I's-I. I's-I. I's-I. I's-I. I-I. I-I. I I-I. I I, I I, I, I I, I I-I. I, I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I-I. I th-I. I th-I. I th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. I don't-I. I don't-I. I th- in music like Adam Ant and Depeche Mode and Billy Idol. I love it when old people decorate children's walls. Right? She's a child. Yeah, she would have liked what? Uh, fuck, why get Debbie Gibson and Tiffany? Well, at the time, at the time, at the time. Paul Abdul. Yeah, she would have like people who went on mall tours. Yeah. Depeche mode. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the th. Oh, th. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the time, at the time. Paul Abduel? Yeah, she would have liked people who went on mall tours. Yeah. DePatch mode. Depeche mode.

So, it makes me so jealous that I can pull off a beret. Nobody can pull off a beret. Tidi pulled off a barrae. Tid is a little girl. Yeah, yeah. OK. I wish I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was a little I was I was I was I was I was I was I was a little I was a little I was a little I was a little I was a little I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was a little I was a little I was a little I was a little I was a little I was a little I beret. I can wear little girl fashion. Oh no did you find your thing? No, no. A little pin a four for you. Oh God I have to eat this podcast into the sun. Do it. You won't. And Dede wants to go to a waterfall so she can paint it. Right. And her mom's like actually I wanted to go to Nashville with a pediatrician. So we're going to do that this weekend.

Yes. Because mom's just trying to get fingered in Nashville. I mean who amongst us has not been fingered in Nashville. Yeah, exactly. And I don't like Nashville as horses? I felt the same thing about Albany when I was there recently. Why are there so many highways in Albany? Who's trying to get here? Nashville is where I saw a horse run wild in one of those carriages. It fucked me up. I'll never know near one again. I feel like Nashville has got to have like, oh no, you gotta go to this street. This is where you gotta go. And I bet it's a highway,

and I bet there's no sidewalk. And I bet you have to like walk in people's grass, because somehow they live on the highway so she can paint it, and she's taking Henry with her to do this. And every character you meet in this movie, you just like love them. You instantly love them. Instantly love them. They're written in such a way that you just love them. Henry is the lead character in a Netflix show called Sweet Tooth. Which is based on one of my favorite graphic novels of the same name.

And he is just so adorable and instantly lovable. Yeah, he's great. And like when he's swearing, you're like you're doing it the best I've ever heard, you're so proud of you every day, Mommy's Special Boy. So Davide goes to meet up with, what's true? So Davide goes to meet up with, what's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the to, to, uh, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th., the, the, the, the is the is theate is theatease thease theate is the is the is the is the is the, the goes to meet up with what's trip solos? Eddie. Eddie. Eddie who's eating in a bar? Like eating a plate of macaroni in a bar. He says the penet please. Is that how you think it's pronounced? And he's like, does that come with chicken? No, it's just plain.

That's the end of the scene. Oh, I loved it. It's so funny. Just eating plain panay in a fucking bar. Rhyme. Rhymes with bidet. On that toilet tip. But Eddie is really funny at being sad.

Yes. He's very hammy at it. We learn that his wife has just passed away. Yeah. And I think a thing that this movie does well is it gives you some of that like heartfelt stuff, but it does it really quickly. So it doesn't feel like you're losing much of the action of the movie. So Elizabeth Banks in, was in Slythor.

Slither, Slither. The aliens that come down the worm people make the one lady really big in the barn when they have to pop her. Yeah. People stuck in a pickup truck for a really long time? Or was that a different worm's movie? It's stuck in a pickup truck for a really long time? Or was that a different worms movie? Stuck in a pickup truck. Might have been slither.

It doesn't have been slither. Like the fun cop and he's going around and like, you're seeing like alien landscapes through the eyes of the worms and like, it's a real fun movie. We did it on the show? Yeah. Like, it's a real fun movie. We did it on the show? We did it on the show. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's got a, what's his face? Henry Portrait of a Sierra killer, isn't it? And she plays his husband. Or he plays her husband. Michael Rooker? Definitely Michael Rooker. Yeah, nailed it. Look at me.

I remember something. Shit. But like, that movie is also very silly, but also gives you enough heart that you can latch on to all the characters. And I feel like she kind of took that and like threw it into this movie and it works really well. And you do, you latch onto all the characters. Yeah. Like, fuck this movie for making me sad that a cop died, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know? Even like, uh, like Pete, the, the Smoky the Bear guy or Ranger Liz, you're like, yeah.

I love Ranger Liz. She just trying to get finger in the woods. Everybody's just trying to get fingered. That's all I want. Go to our T-Public store, where the wearful ambulance, everyone's just trying to get finger t-shirts here. I like it as, with the Tears for Fears, sort of font and their faces, like everybody wants to rule the world,

the single, you know what I'm talking about? I do that. Yeah, I know you. Yes. Yes. Everybody wants to get finger. Wow, that's gonna be really a big head. It's gonna be huge. Huge. Henry says to Deedie for a girl who likes to be left alone,

you do a lot of shit for attention. I was like, I want this on my tombstone and in my obituary and tattooed on my chest once I have passed. It me. Same, same. Hey, don't look at me. Why did you stop looking at me? Oh no. Good. So Detective Bob wants to leave his dog Rosette with his co-worker because he's going to go down to wherever they are. Chattahoochee? Chattahoochee. Chattahoochee. Hell the word. Yeah. Chattahoochee. He's in Indiana? I don't know.

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And by biker hat, I mean, uh, uh, small brimmed cap. Torture to France, not, um, not Hells Angels. Yes, yes, yes. And she's like putting on lipstick to France, not um, not Hells Angels. Yes, yes, yes, sorry. And she's like putting on lipstick and perfume because she's all horned up for the, uh,

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She's trying to get fingered. Everybody wants to get fingered. And she's smoking and blames it on the kid who's in there, who's just stealing everything that isn't nailed down. You know, you immediately like him, too. And then when they actually stabbed a Veed, you're like, what the fuck? Like I liked you. You are actually insane. And the children find a bundle of cocaine. And Dini asked Henry if he's ever done cocaine.

And his answer is, yeah, of course. And with Falk after church. Well, how do you do cocaine? You eat it? I wondered how she knew it was drugs. And she was like, oh, you know, remember that assembly? And then I started thinking about those, don't do drugs assemblies? Where they'd lecture you, and then dudes would just like jump on a mini trampoline and do like slam dunk a little basketball. Oh, I I I I I tho I I tho I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd th. th. th. they'd tho. tho. they'd they'd they'd tho. tho. tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho c. tho c. tho c. tho c. tho c. tho c. tho c. tho c. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. the. the. thea. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toaa. Coa. C. C. C. C. C. one of those. I don't know why they had mini trampolines, but they would jump and they would slam dunk

and something about drugs? I don't know. People out there remember what I'm talking about. Oh, I'm sure. Like, also, why can't I remember Mission Impossible. Legit. When you listen to the Mission Impossible episode, was it just like, this is kind of mediocre? I was like, sort of, I could like predict what joke I was going to make, and I was like, you're so predictable. And then I thought, that's actually your brain.

It's literally literally me. You're just pre-remembering a thing. You're such an idiot forembering a thing. You're such an idiot for knowing what you actually already said in the past. Or also you've not grown as a person in any way to make a better joke. Your comedy is stagnant. We are out here, changing lives and helping people get through shit. Doing the best we can.

I'm not hear you, shit talk, my good buddy, and her hilarious sense of humor. Okay, I'm sorry. Don't mean you cry about a mouse. I will cry about a mouse right now. Eating a tablespoons worth of cooking. I was like, my god, that will kill you, please, Baby Angel, don't do that. And you can't do it. We've all tried doing the cinnamon challenge, and that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's God no, to my fucking idiot. No one likes cinnamon that much.

This to me was the scariest scene in the movie. I was just so worried for these kids. But I love that they do it and spit up most of it, but then they're like, yeah, and then, oh, ah, ah, oh, and I was like, yeah, that's what it does. How do they explainthey explain to children how to act like they're coaked up? I think they were like, probably just said, eat a bunch of pixie sticks. Or think about eating a bunch of t-fixie stick? Why the fuck do those exist? Who is that for?

Because, fuck parents? Yeah, life isn't hard enough. We see the bear pod pod just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thages, thages, thages, thages, the thages, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. that thi. thi. they they bear pod just like grabbing some snacks, which I liked a lot. And then running a- carrots, yeah, and then running, and then running, and then running, and then running? And then running, and then running, and then running, and then tho-it. And then, and then running, and then you could possibly grasp them. I went down a bit of a wormhole of like, okay, well if I start doing cocaine now, I turn 40 in January, then I'll be at the young end of the age range for races for races and if I'm on cocaine, it's going to make me even younger, for races, for running a race, you know. How so? Because they're age they're age-graded so like I would you know right now on 39 I'm at the top of that yeah you're thinking of methamphetamine so I should get on to

methamphetamine yes that's gonna make you run a better race than cocaine is cocaine's just gonna like make you real good at like drinking a lot and staying up way too late but wiggling your legs a lot to wiggle I'm. I thought a lot of leg wiggles. Oh sure, sure, but that's just like restless legs. Like, what restless legs in the drum does not make you a better runner? But what did- You don't know that? Ha ha ha ha ha! So the bear sneezes a bunch of cocaine at the children. So fucking funny. And the next song we hear is On the Wings of Love-I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi to to thin' thin' to to to to to thiol i thiolk in thiol i thiol thi. I I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi thi thi thi thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' too too too too-a too-a too-a' too-a' too-a' too' too' too' too' too' too'n'n' too'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n the Wings of Love, to which I wrote this soundtrack kicks so much ass.

Rarely has a song suck ruled so hard as On the Wings of Love. Yeah. It's like, man, this song is not good, but if you're in the right spot, the song is going to fuck you up. Right. I feel like this is an era of those songs. Like the mid 80s to early 90s of like... Go lift us up where we belong. I remember hearing, oh what's the Phil Collins song? In the air tonight? No no no no. That song actually rules. The what about his relationship falling apart? Oh fuck what the fuck is it called? Su-Su-Sudio. I've got to look it up. I'm so sorry. What? Su-Su-Su-Sudiu? I'm familiar. Okay, well why did you say what then? You never heard this long? Against all odds, that's what it is. Oh, gotcha. And I feel like against all odds is very much of this period.

And I remember being in a grocery store and just that coming on, like right after like my ex-wife and I'd split up, I just been like, oh no, no, no, no. Oh, no, 100%. No. How good you just walk away? No. Do that was for the best.

No, no, 100%. Oh, yeah. I am a far better human being because of that. Yeah. But just like those songs that are like, they're so... Sappy. Sappy and Sacrin. But like if you're, it's like those country songs that are like just hit you at that right time and you're like, oh, fuck.

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I feel like we did cocaine. So the bear is terrifying the children and mom and the Ranger and Pete are going into the woods. Right. To look for the children. Because Ranger Liz is like trying to get rid of mom because she's trying to get fingered in the woods. She was trying to get fingered. She was just trying to get fingered. Yeah just trying to get to get to get to get the tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tiped tried tried tried tri-tri-tri-tri-tri-trived the trived the the the the the the the theirifying theirifying theirifying theirifying theirifying theirifying theirifying theiring the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tri-tri-tri-tri-tri-inifying tri-tri-tri-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-cryingeriferiferingerifying trying their fingered in the woods. She, well she had had this plan to take him up to where I think there's a sunset. Yeah. She was just trying to get fingered. Yeah, just trying to get tiped on the old honeypot. Just getting fingered.

But Carrie Russell has absolutely fingered her. Oh, fingered. Oh, thrown. So they find Henry up a tree. Yes, way up a tree. And they're like, Henry, what are you doing? And he tells them basically that there's a bear running around who's high on drugs. Right. And that it has chased DDE way.

Yes. Meanwhile, we see the kids who apparently call themselves the Duchamps. There's these like weird pop art punks. I don't know what their deal is. I don't know what they're into. What is a pop art punk? I don't know. They really stabbed to me.

Like, I didn't see that coming. What is their deal? I think they are also high on probably on the cocaine that they found in the woods. probably on the cocaine that they found in the woods. Yeah, they're gonna do the cocaine. And their names are like, Stash and the vest, and then the other one. One of them might just be named Kid, I think? That makes sense, yeah.

Yeah, they're credited as kid. And ponytail. None of them had a ponytail, did he? Yeah. Davide kicks the shit out out out out, obviously, because he's like a drug gangster. Oh, he's just a regular dude who isn't fucked up on Coke. Sure. And an idiot who hangs out in the woods all day. Yeah. He's just like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? I love him. And he gets stabbed in the shoulder and his reaction. the tho- and his reaction he he th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu he thu hea' he's thu thu thu thu thu thu thu hea' hea' hea' thu. Oh, he's thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. He thu. He thu. He thu. He thu. He's thu. He's thu. He's thu. He's just just just thu. He's just thu. He's just thu. He's just thu. He's just thu. He's just thu. He's just thu thu. He's just thu. He's just that jersey. Yeah. Yeah. And then we cut to the cop driving down the road listening to Too Hot to Trot, a song I love.

Who is the artist behind two out of the trot? That's the Commodore's. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah. Too hot to trot. Love it. I love the sound drive. I would buy this compact disc. Do you have this on mini disc? I have a mini disc player. I feel like this this would be perfect. I'm going to plug it into my tape adapter. Why do I have a note that says gang of pubs? Is that a thing? Someone calls someone else a gang of pubs. Okay, all right. But I don't remember who. But if you're likely to get stabbed with a butterfly knife, which I feel the siliest of knives th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. S. I th. I th. I th. I this. I this. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. thi. this this this this this. I'm thi. I'm this this this this thi. I'll this thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll ty. I'll ty. I'm ty. I'll ty. I'll ty. I'll tipee. I'll ty. I'll thi. I'll thi. I a butterfly knife, which I feel like is the silliest of knives to get stabbed with. What's the purpose then? Slicing? What?

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And then the bear slashes Liz's bum. And then he attacks Peter. He eats his legs. He's his leg at Liz. He's like in this scene. Peter is like screaming and bleeding upside down, like so gory, blood is just like pouring down around him and he falls and then his leg falls on top of him and then the bear falls on top of that and I was just absolutely fucking delighted.

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Right. She's saying shit like, they say I can't keep my park safe, I'm not cut out for the big leagues. I'd have been at Yellowstone by now if it weren't for you shits. And I love this for her. Because she catches the, chomp gang trying to rob shit from her. But just like lollipops and emptying the donation box. Yeah. Such low-level crimes, especially for stabby boys. That's what I'm saying. There's such a chasm between 50-cent lollipop theft and stabbing a man in the back.

Yeah. As a former chronic shoplifter, I never got into the stabbing scene. No, I mean, there's a line you draw. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she has the two guys from the gang in there that aren't with DeVeed and the other guy. Because they got their asses kicked and were left in the bathroom.

Right, they take one of them with them when they leave because they have found the cocaine and hidden it at a gazebo, which is a pavilion-like structure? I know what a gazibo is. I thought it was very funny. They try to explain gazebo to a black man. He's like, no, I know what that is, it's fine. I am. I really think the dialogue in this is a lot of fun. Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah. Yeah.

It's so silly. So they hear a bear, or they see a bear outside there's it's right at the door yeah and Liz tells one of the kids to open the door and she's gonna shoot yeah but he opens the door and stands in front of it and then she closes her eyes and fires the gun through the kid's hand it's so good the bear like the baer the the bakeeak it's so good the bear like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their they. their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thethere's the whole scene of like the bear on top of the roof and then they open the door and the bears outside. There's no way those two things could have happened at the same time. Then cocaine bear punches through the window and grabs the other kids head. Yeah. I loved that. Oh, it's so funny. And then some EMTs show up at the park rangeranger. thors. thors. thors. thier. thia. thia. thia. th. th. th. th. th th th th th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out out out out out out out th out out out out out out of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th out out out out out out out out out. I the th. I th. I the out of the out of the out of the out of the out. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the out out up at the Park Ranger Station? Yes, the EMTs are here.

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oh you want to speak to my manager? I'm the manager. Just like these very funny things that were like very, he did a really good job with them and then like parlayed that into being in a movie Good for him. He's pretty good. Yeah, he's very funny in this. Yeah So that is he him and Becky his co-worker. I love her makeup. Beth Beth yes, I love Beth's makeup. Yeah, yeah. Why did the bear put the kid's head in a bucket for fun for fun for fun? Yeah, and all his hot dogs are on the outside? the two movies? Yeah, yeah, I? Yeah, I? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I? Yeah. I? I? Yeah. I? I? I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the the th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the th. the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. those hot dogs are on the outside which after I had watched this movie second of the two movies were recording today next week's movie and I thought my god so many hot dogs on the outside so the bear has the male EMT pinned under a door and is mushing him like Giles Corey style good one you like that joke I wrote yeah yeah more wait mushing him like Giles Corey style. Good one. You like that joke I wrote?

Yeah, yeah. More weight! Cocaine bear does not mind being hit in the head. No. No. No. And the bear is also, any time we see the bear, it's snout is covered in cocaine and blood.

Always cocaine. And it's funny. A bear bleeding from the nose is funny. And what song kicks in, Alan? What song kicks in, Katie? I just can't get enough by DePeshmo. Which you put on a mix for Lucy when she was an infant. Oh, such a banger. It's such a banger. She still loves that song. Oh, so good. We would sing it to her like I just can't seem to get enough of Lou. U, uh, uh, thoo, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Duh, th. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. Duh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get in to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get t t t tick. I tick's tick's tick's tick's in tick's in the the the the the the the. I the. I the thi thi thi. I thi. I to to to to to to to thi., ooh, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, doo see. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, So what's happening during this song? Is this when he's running away from the bear, and they're driving the ambulance away from the bear?

Yes. And he gets into the ambulance just in time, and then the bear is chasing them down at like 45 miles an hour. That bears are very fast. Bears are really fucking fast. Well, I thought that was just the cocaine. That's why I thought I would be faster. That's all I thought. The rangers...

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sorry and Henry trying to find D.D.'re following Dede's like paint clues that she's left in the woods. Right, she has left clues. They think it's blood, it's paint, you're relieved. Yeah. And also we're cutting that with Deveed, Eddie and Keddye and Kidd's sash are like becoming fast friends. Yes. going to the gazebo and Eddie and Stash are like becoming fast friends and getting along really well and like trauma bonding? Yes, Eddie is very having a

hard time with the death of his wife whose name was Joni and he got Joan tattooed on his arm but he accidentally got John and he had to wait a week to cover it up. Oh seven more days of John on my chest. And his friend, while clearly caring about him, is not being a very supportive friend. Sure, he apologizes for not being there when Joan died. And they're doing this game of 20 questions that he's doing a really bad job at, I guess. The cop ends up on the roof of the gazebo. Right, he gets to the gazebo before them, sees the bag of cocaine up in the rafters. Did the kids put it there? Yes. Okay. They had hit it there. Why didn't

they just take it with them and leave? Who knows? Those kids are stupid. Because they had to go rob the ranger station. Because top of the gazebo and found himself stuck up there because he's also an idiot. He's also an idiot. Put the gun down and move away from the teenager. He ends up shooting DeVeed in his hand. Knocks two fingers off. Not ones that are right next to each other, though. That I thought was very funny. Very funny.

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I think people just can't handle a cocaine bear. I think people just don't know what to do with it. No, they don't like fun. They don't like ska the ska band ran, won a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi thi. thi thi theeeea thea thea thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the They don't like Skaw? Yeah. They don't like mayonnaise. Well, it's last time a ska band ran, won a Grammy. You know what, Alan, that's a great question. Stop Scaw Racer. Sorry, Henry find Olaf in the woods sitting there, like smelling his wife's, his dead wife's sweater or something. Yeah. And he's like, they ask him if he's the they they they they they they they they they they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they they they they don't they don't, they don't they they they they they they they they woods sitting there like smelling his wife his dead wife sweater or something and he's like they ask him if he's seen Dede and he's like oh yeah I can show you where she went yes and then there's this really great reveal of they have to go into a cave to where the bear is and later when Eddie and DeVede show up they have a flashback of seeing Olaf dead outside.

And I thought that was a really great way of revealing that Olaf died. Yeah, because you have to have some sort of resolution on Olaf. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bit of a bummer though. I like Olaf. Sure. Yeah. He's in a film called a Force Major. Force Major. You might not like it. It's a foreign language film. I loved it that. So good and so uncomfortable. So uncomfortable. So uncomfortable. Oh, he was also in Game of Thrones. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. He's uh, the Giants Bain. He's very funny in Game of Thrones. Like he's very good comic relief. Good. Yeah, yeah. I didn't the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It thi. It thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.. Yeah. I didn't know there was comic relief in that show. Yeah, for sure.

When it didn't take itself way too seriously, there's like some funny stuff in it. Long pause. Yeah. Good. And also like, style icon. That beard? Yeah.

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Which means thousand. Why do we still use the Latin? Who knows? A kilo I think is like 2.2 pounds, so that makes sense for like the size and heft of that package I would think. Yeah. But he just like downed it like it's a pill, like it's a vitamin. It's a girl. Oh I'm sorry, it is a girl. Sorry, that that because her vagina was on Eddie's ear. So he says that. Yeah. But he says that. thr. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the thi. the the th. the the th. the the the the th. thi. the the th. the the the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. S. S. S. S. S. S. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the size. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. the th. th. that. Yeah. But no. First of all it would be her vulva. Vagina is the inside. So for that to be on your ear, your ear would have to be in her inside her body. I love you being a vaginal pedant. Well not men don't know what a vagina is. Have you no fucking idea. They don't. Laibia are just this myth. MIF! Sorry. Just a hole in a otherwise smooth bod.

The clitoris is a myth. Oh, right, that's not real. Women don't orgasm. Why would they need to? Fuck. So yes, the bear is there. And it's like, it downs the whole thing of cocaine it and then passes out on top of Eddie.

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Oh my god, I'm gonna get to it. So there's cocaine everywhere. The bears on its hind legs, which I like a lot. Yeah. He's sprinkling cocaine down on it and he's like, it's like cocaine Christmas and then there are sleighs. I love the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the bar. th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. the. I. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm.igh bells ringing which I like a lot. I love the look but the kids like it's like cocaine Christmas like it's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen because the detective is sprinkling the cocaine to get them get the bear away from Deveed and Eddie and Stash yes which was like oh that detect is really nice and then Sid shoots him him from a distance. Yeah I said don't shoot the cop the cop. the cop. the cop. He the cop. He the cop. He the cop. He the cop. He the cop. He the cop. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. toy. te. te. te. tea. tea. te. te. the. the. the. It's is like. It's is shoots him from a distance. Yeah, I said don't shoot the cop, he has a poppy. But he says that the bag is worth $14 million. So he's got to give it up.

He needs that bag. He guts shoots him too, which is shit. Yeah, no. I hate being sad if a cop dies in a movie. I think that's a way I shouldn't be manipulated to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel. Got a real reservoir dogs approach to everything. I've never seen reservoir dogs. Oh really? How would you make it out of college and dating boys in college without saying reservoir

dogs? I had limitations. Listen, I'll watch Wishmaster again, but we're not going to... That was high school. That was high school. That was high school. College is where I hooked up with someone because they had a VHS copy of seven. So. Oh, you like Morgan Freeman 2?

So Eddie asked Sid where the child is. He's home watching TV in St. Louis. St. Louis. My God, that kid was like four. Which has like an almost immediate turn around like a, uh, like, a payoff line where like, the today's like, you left a dog in a car and he's's like you left my kid in St. Louis. Yes that was a good payoff. We see the bear dragging the duffel bag of cocaine back to its home which I just loved. And we see the detective's partner show up and it turns out that she had been working

for Sid the whole time. Yeah I was surprised. Yeah yeah Yeah. We find some baby bears covered in cocaine. They're with Dede and Carrie Russell's freaking out. And she's like, oh, they're harmless. Like she's just been hanging out with these cocaine-covered baby bears all day. God, I would fucking love to hang out with cubs. I think, feel like they'd be so fun. No. They're adorable. Yeah. So sorry and Henry have found found Dede. Yeah. And they're trying to get her out out of the cave and the only way they can get out is now blocked by the gangsters. Right. Who are like, they're like, the the. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the thi. thi. the the the the thi. the thi. the thi. the thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. trying to get her out of the cave and the only way they can get out is now blocked by the gangsters. Right. Who are like now the others are starting

to turn on Sid and he says when did you all get so soft all got sand in your pussies and I thought would that make you soft that would make you hard as nails. Men don't understand a vagina at all. Are you speaking of a vulva? No, I'm talking about a vagina now. Now we talk of the vagina monologues. This episode is subtitled, The Vagina Monologues. I'm Henry and I'm so fucking tired. Oh, I know, he's so cute.

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Yes. Yeah. Whose dog is that? I think it's mine now? Yeah, mine and Gabe's. I was like, you should hurry. He's been alone for a really long time. Yeah, kids are fine. We've seen Skinne Mering, they're fine. We see a post credit sequence of stash hitchhiking with a duffel bag full of cocaine. That's worth $14 million. I'm happy for him.

Because he has gives this really sad speech about how he had trouble making friends and he missed his mom and his friends were dead. He's like, those guys are my buds. And they were dead. I love what he's giving that these guys are my buds speech. And the pictures that we, the picture that we see of them hanging out together is the one kid decapitated. Yes. It's a very funny little like, he doesn't know what happened to them.

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Yeah. This movie, I've never done this before. This is a 10, two tens in a row for me. I adored this movie. I had so much fun watching it. There's nothing wrong with it. Wow. Yeah, moves at a good pace?

the soundtrack are fun, all the actors are good, the dialogue is funny, what do you want? What do you want? There's gore, there's comedy, what do you want? Yeah, they didn't skimp on the gore, I appreciate that. No, it's fantastic. And there's cocaine, which is always funny. Who doesn't love cocaine? I'm going to give this movie a 9.5. Okay. I think it's great, but you know how I have a thing of like I have to live with a

movie for a little while before it can be at 10. Sure. Spend some time with a couple years with it before I can do that. Yeah. But it's a joy. It's a fucking toy. their joy. You could do so much worse. And this is a great tha tha thi thi thi, like a great thi, like a great thi, like a great, like a great, like a great, like a great, like a great, like a great, like a great, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, like a thi, but a thi, but I thi, but I have a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I thi, I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. you don't need to pay super close attention, you're going to laugh at the laffy parts when you're hanging out with friends, eating pizza and pixie sticks. Those big long ones that come in like plastic tubes. Yeah, yeah, the kid killers. The kid killers. The baby bedics. I loved it. It's so great. What a great way to kick off off October. What a great way to kick off party movie month. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I totally agree. Hold on, my no-tap is being a dick. Do, t-doo, doo-d-doo, to do, doo-doo. Katie. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Oh, the thing appeared on our discord today. Oh, what was that? This is from Mark of the Best. Mark of the Best says, finally go out around to listening to the Blood Red Sky episode. Hold up now, that's the one with Vampire on a Plain. We did two back to back. It's not the world war one. No, it is not that one. No, it is not that one.

No, this. This is the one one. Got it. With the weird face. Yes. Yes. Okay. And they mention Katie's favorite things. And then they say I present to you for your entertainment. Katie's favorite things. We said this in the episode. I guess this is a mentioning of your favorite thing.

Yeah. Great gore and punk base and smoking cigs still look cool. Dick jokes and sleep farts and seeing tumbs of meaty at the pool. Badds and titties that make bales ring. These are a few of Katie's favorite things. Movies with Chuckies and I see like mango cans. Oh my God. Oreos trash Chinese and ratings with turkey hands. Creating a boy band in re-watching wings.

These are a few of Katie you alone to crap. Katie simply remembers her favorite things. Also, don't ever tell Alan not to laugh. Oh, God, I have never felt more seen in my life. I feel more seen than I did on my wedding day. Tick-chokes and sleep farts. It was the re-watching wings that really got me. That put me over the edge.

A mark of the... I didn't invent the boy man. Boydown. Boydown. Oh my god, you're a legit crying right now. It's my makeup everywhere. I feel like I'm getting a meal over my hands. Just like Petty Davis right now.

I was 100% not expecting to be the one who cried in this episode and here I am. Oh, thank you. Oh, God. I thought you would appreciate that. And I know how you love my vocal styling. And you did a beautiful job, I have to say the th th. th th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the thea the the thea the the thea the thea thea.a. thea. thea. to me tooo. to the. tothought you would appreciate that. And I know how you love my vocal styling. And you did a beautiful job, I have to say, the delivery was lovely and perfect. It is one of my favorite John Coltrane songs. Fuck. I am dead and a ghost.

Great corned, punk face, smoking cigs to look cool. That hit me a little too close to home. And also I'm quitting again. Okay. So hold me to it. I can't. They make t-shirts that you can buy that say, don't give me a cigarette no matter how I ask or no matter what I say. So I need to start wearing one of those any time I go anywhere.

Mark of the best. . Mark of the best. You are literally the best. Yeah you are truly just the best. That's so fucking try. Thank you so much. That was a 10. That was a 10 and a hand turkey. I saw a comment that me telling the story about going the neurologist and putting my hands on my hips like Superman because I didn't know what else to do made someone almost pass out from laughing so hard. And I was like, that's the funniest thing I'm going to read this week. Fuck no, it isn't because that thing is the funniest thing I'm going to read this week. Oh, God, thank you. Oh, Katie. Alan.

If you all aren't on the discord, go to so sweet. It is great and if you want an invite to it just look on our link tree and on any of our social media profiles that we are barely holding on to at this point. But the link tree should be there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Katie. Alan. Should we do another movie? I don't know if I can top this? Now that it's Halloween time. Yeah I guess we should. This is our busy time of year. It's our tax ta. It's our ta. It's our tax tax tax tax tax tax. It's our tax tax their tax tax. It's our tax tax tax tax their tax tax tac. It's our tha tha tha tha th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tha. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. So. So. So. So. So. So. ta. So. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. Now that it's Halloween times. Yeah, I guess we should. This is our busiest time. Spooky season. It's our busy time of year. It's our tax season. What do you want to do? Let's do another party movie. Yeah.

Dead Snow too. Starring Martin Star. Starring delightfully Martin Star. Staring delightfully Martin Star. I can't wait to talk about it. Yeah, it's going to be a hoot. Should we do that? Yeah, we're going to do that. Thank you. I watched it.

We're doing like seven minutes once we saved this file and then move on to the nice one. I got to wipe them downstairs because Missy was real sick, so she did my upstairs tissues, which I referred to her as, I was like, oh, yeah, those are my attic beat-off tissues. She was like, oh, I don't, I don't want, and I was like, no, it's on the up here? No. I mean, you've got several computer screens and a comfortable chair Alan. You know that's not how I do it

so I don't and I'm glad I don't and I want to move on and I wish I'd never asked you know you're familiar with my masturbation habits my friend you know that I have to be running at top speed on cocaine. Oh cocaine. Wow. Come back next week. We're going to talk more bullshit. It's going to be fun. We're going to be even more worked up because we're going to record it right now.

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