Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 448- Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014)
Episode Date: October 9, 2023In this week's episode, Party Month continues with the 2014 sequel in the Norwegian franchise, "Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: SO MANY hot dogs on the outsi...de, good gore, useless cops in a new locale, being an asshole but also a stupid asshole, a solid appreciation for Martin Starr, and a bit of soccer hooliganism. Also I very much lost my voice by the end of this recording and I apologize for that. It's been ages since we covered the original "Dead Snow"-- all the way back in Episode 92! If you're interested in other Scandinavian horror, you may enjoy Episode 163- "Let the Right One In"(Sweden), Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland), and Episode 275- "Lake Bodom" (Finland). The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get years' worth of action film commentary leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.  If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.
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Hello Katie.
Hi Alan.
Welcome to another episode of WhereWolf Ambulance, the podcast we do together.
I am so happy to be here. As am I. And Alan. Yeah. Welcome to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance.
Oh, thank you so much, Katie. The podcast we do together.
We get a lot of messages from people telling us about how this podcast helps
them through things. And I want to tell you that this podcast also helps me through things.
Same. Yeah, I'm glad we have this too. What I'm not glad about is all the fucking ads I get when I watch a movie. What's th. What, yeah, you gotta just like turn it on and walk away for five to fifteen minutes.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Can I tell you, I wrote down everything I got?
Oh, I literally walked away until the ads were done.
What did you get?
Some Marvel shit that they don't even own.
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, it depends on what the is, but yes. It's the Norse things.
Thor?
Maybe the other one.
Loki, maybe.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
With the guy with the pinched face.
Online slot machines.
Oh, yeah.
Right on my fucking alley.
Yeah.
Uh, prescription medication for uterine fibroids.
Okay.
And a preview for a show. An aquifer ad, an Espaniel. I know you too well.
And a preview for a show on Pecocock with a guy who was on Law and Order.
Bomp.
Bump.
Bump.
That's weird.
That is a weird assortment of things.
I don't know who they think I am.
I think they're just like catch as catch can.
Like throw everything against the wall see what sticks. I'm a middle-aged man and also an
elderly woman and also maybe a baby with the aquifer and the Spanish baby.
Well the aquifer is for all the tattoos you have. It was for aquifer baby.
Oh, specifically baby. Yeah. Yeah I do use aqua for tatoes. Yeah I I do use Aquifor on tattoos. Yeah, and you have a baby-like skin. And I have a baby.
Well, I have a child.
You have a child.
Yeah.
Don't call her a baby.
And she's certainly not Spanish.
That you know of.
I think I'd know.
I think I usually know by the time they're six.
Five production companies, always a good sign. Thank goodness too because I didn't remember any of their faces.
I mean, I remember the general plot, Cabin in the Woods, Nazi Gold,
there's a lot of outhouse scenes I recall.
I remember thinking the Nazis were well done.
Yeah. And that's it.
That's all I had.
I feel like after the fat guy died, I like stopped paying attention to that movie. You were like, there's nothing here for me now.
No, I don't have no POV character.
I don't see myself represented here, so.
I did not recall him killing his girlfriend or cutting off his own arm, so I'm glad they
reminded us of these things.
For sure. For sure.
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I remember that.
I say I didn't remember that at all.
But that's all...
And I think in the last movie, like as he's driving away,
you see that he still had one piece left.
Okay, setting up the sequel.
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breeding habits of fish or something. That is the kind of podcast I listen to to put myself.
Why would you do this to yourself? And also is this movie dubbed or are they speaking in English? I think they're speaking English. I think they're speaking English. Yeah, I do. I think they're they're they're speaking they're speaking they're speaking they're speaking. I do. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I they're. I they're. I'm. I'm. I'm. I they're speaking. I they're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I're speaking. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. they're s. they're s. th. th. th. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the they're s. they're s. I'm. I'm. I'm. I they're just... Because the last one wasn't, the
last one was du, or was, was, was subtitled. Was it? I thought so. Oh, I don't know about
that. Am I misremembering? That feels too smart for it somehow to be in another
language. Because other languages are naturally smarter. I don't know if our
Jento movies would have been shot in Italian.
They weren't.
They were.
So he drives off the road after he falls asleep.
Yes and the not, well before that, I guess maybe this happened in the last movie, the Nazi
zombie commander Hertzog, is like hanging on to the side of his car and a
truck goes by, no that's this movie, that's not the end of the last night.
And his arm comes off, right? When the truck hits him and lands in the car
with our hero Martin. Yes, who is also missing an arm, the same arm.
Has cut his arm off. Okay, here we are. He passes out and wakes up in the hospital.
We also see the guy, the truck driver looking like the fucking guy from Rudolph, the red-nosed
reindeer. You know what I'm talking about? The lumberjack? Yeah. I fucking hate that movie.
What's that guy's name?
Aw.
Suck a dick.
That movie sucks.
Cronin...
Yes.
I hate it so much.
Why?
Because it's shit.
Everybody's shit to Rudolph.
Thea's a fucking pieces of shit. monster. Why am I showing this to my baby? Child. Child. I also love the then movie, Dentist is
Code for Queer, which is very funny. Yes, he just wants to be a dentist with his rosy red
lips.
Dentist? So strange. It's so insane. It's an awful movie. He starts doing CPR on the zombie.
But like, his head just like blows blood. It's a awful movie. He starts doing CPR on the zombie, but his head just blows blood everywhere.
It's just blood as far as blood can go.
And he's going, blah, blah, no.
And then the zombie bites his lips off.
And then a bunch of zombies show up and they all do a Sig Heil, but he's trying to do it with no arm which
you don't want to laugh at because you're like that's so like lowest hanging
fruit but then you're like he he I mean zombies are funny Nazis or not but
zombie Nazi somehow kind of funny So he wakes up in the hospital and the doctor's like, hey, good news. We were able to sew your
arm back on.
Yeah.
The muscular ture of that arm is way different than his body.
And he's gray.
But how was that Nazi so swall? I don't know. Maybe there were, I'm sure there were
swall Nazis. Sure. Oh yeah, yeah, Indiana John's movies have taught me anything.
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. The cop is being pretty rude about his dead friends.
Well he thinks he'd killed them. Sure. Yeah. But the doctors keeps me like, hey, okay, we're gonna get through this. So he rolls up his sleeve. He's got a zombie., to which I wrote, so silly. So good. No bandages on it or anything. It's already
healed. How long has he been in this coma?
And the zombie arm immediately starts fucking people up in the hospital. Yes, it breaks his handcuffs and just like squishes a man's head.
Throws another cop.
Which like, you're led to believe he doesn't have control of it in the sort of like idle
hands way, but later in the movie he does have control of it?
Sure. He just has to learn how to harness it maybe?
Okay. Yeah. If I know anything about Nazi arm lore, which I don't, you just have to learn how to harness it. Okay. Yeah, you can't
let it run amok. We cut to an old man reading a newspaper where there's like a, not a newspaper,
newspapers, a periodical, where a sexy lady is like pouring milk on herself? I think it's like a daily newspaper thing. It's like a page six girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like sexy Norwegian version of it.
Norway.
Milk, got it.
He yells, Emma, I think you have to remove your teeth tonight
because I'm in the mood for some head.
Ah.
There are points in this movie and I'm like, you and I have different senses of humor movie.
Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot for me to take on at this hour, you know.
But then he gets bashed to death with a hammer by a Nazi through a newspaper and I was like, see,
that's funny to me. That's good gore. Oh it's so silly. And then the there's a zombie Nazi doctor. Zombie Nazi doctor I
liked him a lot. This is very Peter Jackson, brain dead, which in the first movie there's a guy wearing a brain dead t-shirt. Yes.
Yes, yes. And this movie feels very-dead t-shirt. Yes, yes
And this movie feels very Peter Jackson to me
Yes, less gory though Sure less gory and it but even when it like kind of gets away from itself
Because I feel like there's points in this movie really like lost the thread of the film and it like the film's going They're like I don't know to stop it. Yeah, it becomes a run. It's the the the the th. It's?????? the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's thi. It's the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's the th. th. thi. thi. the. the. thee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th don't know how to stop it. Yeah, it becomes a runaway train at points for sure.
So the Nazi zombie doctor who has like a weird Hitler haircut but on a chubby zombie man.
Yeah.
Um, finds, gets an arm off the guy who wanted toothless features.
I mean, I know.
So I'm like always gonna sew the arm on, but then there's like
zombie Nazi magic that just hears the arm to him? They have some kind of lightning magic.
Yeah, which they didn't have in the first. No, they were just pure killing machines. Yeah.
Because like he can do like, they go find this graveyard of unnamed German soldiers who fell
during World War II.
Sure.
And he does like a ground punch with electricity like a fucking street fighter?
Yeah.
Like he's fucking Nacolly and they all wake up.
So they definitely have some sort of magic.
Right.
But yeah, it's...
This movie I feel like is...
Sort of suffers from the first movie did well,
and it was super low budget and they have a little bit more budget, and they're like,
well, what if we get ridiculous?
Yeah, I feel like that's the next logical step, but I feel like they should have restrained themselves to just make a similar movie.
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fuck, this looks so fun.
Yeah.
What if all the funny stuff is in the trailer?
Hmm, was it?
I didn't watch the trailer.
A lot of it.
But it's all right.
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priest who runs so badly. I hate when people run badly. It is a particular
pet fieve of yours. It really is. All the stained glass eyes in the church
are dripping blood for reasons? Yeah because the Nazi zombies in there. He's like unholy and Satan. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, see
I just feel like we're mixing a lot of horror
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he looks really good.
Yeah, they nailed it.
I feel like all the prosthetics and everything look fantastic.
Particularly on the Nazis, when we get to the Russians, it's a little bit worse and
you're like, bleh you're the church, like the wall start bending and like the whole these like visual effects going on.
And he beats the priest of death with the chalice of the blood of Christ, so that seems
bad.
And the priest is a grosso because he, when he can't tell who the Nazi zombie is, he thinks
he's a buddy and 15 years younger.
Yeah.
Which I feel like for a priest is like wishing those things is probably great, like not acting
on them.
Sure, it's fine.
Yeah.
So they want it to be moved to another church.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can lust after grown women.
Yeah, that's fine.
Why they reanimateimate they re animate they re animate they reanananan priest, they do though. He reanimates the priest.
Well because when he reanimates the local cemetery, they realized that all the corpses,
they weren't frozen in the same way the Nazi zombies were.
So they're like skeletal, so they're not going to work.
So they have to start reanimating living people by killing them and then reanimating them. We see another Sig Heil, which I feel like
things in the world were better in 2014.
Like it feels a lot worse now,
like it's a lot less funny now when the Nazis have started to take over again.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't love it.
This is one of those things like being a white guy in a Quentinino movie, or where you're just like, oh, you're just a the the the the the the the thian, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Like, th. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, you're gonna just say the end word 115 times. And like this movie, you're like, oh, you're just gonna sneak high a bunch?
You'd feel, you feel good?
Is that, huh?
I liked it for the gag of the no arm, but to do it over and over is just too much.
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man's arms and stuff?
I'm taking pictures of him while he's sleeping.
He's been in touch with the zombie squad who have been training for years.
Uh-huh. How many members of the zombie squad are there? There's three. Uh-huh. How many members of the
zombie squad are there? There's three. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. It's a Martin
Star and two nerd women. Can you hear the quotes around that? They're like the
most beautiful women in the world. Yeah, but one of them has a ponytail
on glasses, so you know she's an uggo? And the other one is wearing a Star Wars shirt, so you know she's a nerd.
It's a trap, that's a deep cut.
Yeah, I had to have it explained to me.
Well, you see. Actually.
I was like, is that the Star Wars font? And Rob was like, you've seen that one?
No. You see Return of the Jedi?
No. Yeah, that's what that's from. Huh. Yeah. It's Admiral. It's Admiral. It's Admiral. It's Admiral. It's Admiral. It's that's that's that's that's that's the Admiral. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tra-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sha-s.a-s. that's? No. Yeah, that's what that's from.
Huh.
Yeah.
It's Admiral Akbar says it when they're going to attack the second death star.
I don't know, dude. I don't fucking know.
I really don't know.
And he goes, it's a trap.
Because he's a lobster man.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe I just just just justthat reference so many times that I feel like I've seen it?
Sure, yeah.
I don't know.
There was a funny internet meme of a drawing of Admiral Akbar on a toilet and the font over top
it says it's a crap.
Oh, I like that.
And that made me laugh.
That's pretty good.
His racist called the Man Kalamari. Oh, that's squid. Calumari is squid.
Oh, George Lucas, what if you just half-assed it through a movie?
What the fuck, man?
That's not even the worst thing he's done.
Oh, I wouldn't think.
But he's also did really good things.
Like when he sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney,
he used the money to build low-income housing in his neighborhood because he knew it would piss off his neighbors. That's pretty great.
That's too excellent works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, he's in the hospital and this kid's like telling him about the zombie squad.
And he's like, you've got to call the zombie squad.
We need the zombie squad.
They want to know if I could get more info. Yeah. And then the zombie arm tosses him through the
window. Which is another reason to make you believe he doesn't have control of it
because he doesn't seem like a kind of person who would murder a child.
Not only through the window but through the bars that are on the window.
Yeah he's very very strong. And then he tries to do CPR on the kid and what happens then? Just pushes him right through him and his hot dogs are on the outside just holding the
child's hot dogs. Stop pooling on the child's hot dogs.
It's so funny. Yeah. The amount of hot dog usage in this movie is fucking hilarious.
They spent all that extra money on hot dogs on the outside for sure.
I don't have money for Russian makeup because of all the hot dog budget.. There's just bathtub full of hot dogs and they were like, who bought all of these?
Well, we needed it for this and that and the other thing?
Yeah, so many.
They used them all too.
They didn't.
We see the shitty cop take a Ben's hood ornament right to to his melon.
He's not with somebody about.
Well, but also he's like lost his arm, which makes you think he may have been attacked in some way.
Sure. Or he just cut off his arm to cover up for his murders.
I mean, then he's insane and deserves our pity.
So we catch the zombie squad. You're right.
the squad. You're right, it's Martin Star. We see him only shot from behind, but it's Martin Star's like very distinctive voice. God, I love him. And I love it because this is
like right before Martin Star started being in like Marvel movies. I didn't realize he was
in Marvel movies. He's in some Spider-Man's. As who? He's like a teacher in Peter Parker's school. Peter Parker's a high school age. I know I saw the one with the guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy with the guy. I was the guy. I was the guy. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's like, I the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like, the. I the. He's like, the. He's like, the. He's like saw the one with the guy and the girl. Oh okay, yeah. Yeah. You know what I meant though, didn't you? I think so because they're all the one with
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Sure, sure, and then he was on Silicon Valley and he was on yeah, yeah, oh, he's so good
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Like, they're also fucking hilarious.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna watch it.
I say that and I immediately devoured all of the justified delusion show when it came back.
There there go.
There's a Timothy Olivefant is a fucking Texas Ranger.
I know he's a US Mars. I was. I, I, I, I, I. Don't worry about it. Martin Star says, listen and listen good, which made me really laugh for some reason.
He is seemingly having a fantastic time in this.
I think he enjoyed it.
Yeah, I hope he did.
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Yeah, you like him when people change up zombies, we're changing it up.
I feel like he's also a dude who grew into his looks. Yeah. I mean, do you remember men was like, oh, you're just like a stereotypically handsome man now.
It gives me hope for my future.
Yeah, I think he's my age.
You think I'm going to grow into your lips.
Can't wait to grow into my nose.
You have said that you grew into your nose.
I did grow into my nose.
Holy ghost. I wish the rest of my head would continue to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the rest of my head would continue to get bigger. Yeah, he's my age. Fuck it.
That's too late for me.
Beautiful woman.
Shut up!
You don't always have to be my mom, you know?
We get a-
Stop it.
We get a montage of a store called...
I just somebody loves you.
Don't! We get a montage of a store called... Just somebody loves you.
Don't.
We get a montage of what?
A tools, T-O-L-Z store.
Yeah.
It's a very long montage of them picking up different tools.
And then at the end, they're just like, it'd be easier if you could buy weapons here,
which I liked a lot.
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longest part of them is the guy pretty out the receipt for them. Yeah. Which I
feel like is like the hot fuzz thing of like the amount of paperwork
you'd have to do for this. Yeah. And while that's happening, that's intercut with Martin of the movie Martin, not of the
Martin, who's character's named Daniel.
Daniel.
Martin going to the War of War II museum?
Looks like shit.
The museum does not look very informative.
When the old man, they're like getting the old man off the bus and the wheelchair, I was like,
he's going to hate this museum.
It looks like it sucks.
I love that because he's obviously not an old man in like old man wig, no makeup.
Because they needed him to do like some physical stuff later, but like, I don't know, do
someone with his face.
Or give him a beard or something, I don't know.
Anything.
Anything.
Meanwhile, Martin breaks into someone's car and finds this extremely dope track suit.
I would be so fucking psyched to get a free track suit like that.
I feel like those things are all over Norway.
Yeah, I believe it.
And we see a picture of his girlfriend in the paper, but it's her in her skiwear
from the first movie, like they had no other photos of that woman. What the fuck?
All of the pictures of the people are from them at the cabin. It's very funny.
It's like you must have had their headshot somewhere in a file maybe? I don't know.
That's very funny. Yeah. And then when he goes in, the person working behind the counter is reading the newspaper. Right, that's where he sees a picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the pictures the pictures the pictures the pictures the pictures the picture the picture. the picture the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture the picture the p. the p. the p. the p. the p. the p. the p the p the picture. the pi picture. the pi the pi the pi the pi the pi picture. the pi the pi the pi the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the p. the counter is reading the newspaper that has him on the cover as the murderer. Right, that's where he sees, that's right, that's where he sees
a picture and the zombie arm just knocks the paper out of their hand across the room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is when we meet Glenn Kenneth.
to learned.
Martin is getting Glenn to like, the the museum because he's trying to find stuff out about Hertzog. Right he we learned that cursed zombies have like either something
they came back for or something they have to finish. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So he's
trying to figure out what Hurtsog's reason for coming back would be.
And we've seen have we seen at this point Hertzog staring at the fish delivery truck that has the name
of the town. Tolvic. Yes. Yeah. And he's like oh wait I had to do a thing.
And Glenn is correcting Martin's pronunciation which I like. Love a pedant. But this doesn't go on for long because the fucking zombies get there and attack the tour buses. It's so real. It's so fun. It's so fun. It is really fun. There's like the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy. the toy. toy. t. t. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. to. to. to. to. to. tou. to tou. to to tou. to to to to to to to to to to to to there and attack the tour buses. It's so real. It's so brutal. It's so fun. It is really fun. There's like the camera is just panning
and there's one zombie that just got a tourist pinned across the bus or against
the bus and it's just gut stabbing them over and over and over. They're insane.
I mean Nazi zombies are real assholes. I mean you've got a double dip dip of shit-head. Double-dip of shit-head. There's just so many hot dogs on the outside in the scene. They siphon diesel with a lady's hot dogs.
And it's check-offs diesel because they're going to need it in a few moments.
So I was like, do they empty all the shit out of her intestines before they did?
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But I love that there's like,
they have the specific Nazi zombies for the things that they need
because that's the tank core.
Yeah, so they're like, yeah, we're going to go get the tank.
I love the tank.
I also love vomiting onto a window. Did you like that? Vomiting in the window and then Martin just wipes the vomit off the window so can he continue
looking out?
And I was like, oh, I would move to a different window.
There's a lot of barfing in this movie.
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they have to go up to the mountain where they were from, oh no, that's when they
figured out to do that when Daniel and the ladies show up. Right, because first
they have to hide from the Nazi zombies, which they do by getting into one of the ladies show up. Right, because first they have to hide from the Nazi zombies, which they do by getting into one of the dioramas and costume, and the Nazi zombies get really
close to them, and I thought like, they're assholes but just really stupid ones? Yeah, I guess
so. Or maybe they just sense movement like the T-rex in Jurassic Park or... Sure. Yeah, I mean, Nazis are idiots. Yeah, I mean, Nazis. Yeah, I'm. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I the Nazis, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean it's not a smart theology. No. Theology? Theory? Ideology. Ideology. I'm tired. I've been talking all fucking day.
Martin's like, let's see what this thing can do and he rips off a zombie scalp and just kind of throws her because they have started to
reanimate the people from the tour buses into zombies. I love the idea of having your possessed zombie arm and just being like, take the governor off this thing.
Do you just get on the highway so we can get it up to?
Yeah, bend the needle.
He punches a head right off.
Yeah, I love because he like, he takes the, because her brain is exposed.
So he's taking the skull off his.
Yeah.
And then he punches the bus. Why does he mush it on the side of the bus?
I think just to be a dick.
It's so silly.
There's one person that's dead and he does, oh it's the old man.
Yeah.
He does your favorite thing of closing the eyes.
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It's such a bad concept.
I mean, I love what they do with it with this character, just continuously bringing this person back in worse and worse shape.
But it's such a dumb, it's such a dumb concept, yeah.
It like, at no point were they like, oh, these are a cult zombies or...
I don't know if that's what we're supposed to take from cursed or what?
Yeah, for sure.
But the new zombie, the newly created zombie isn't attacking.
It's loyal to Martin.
Right. Whoever resurrects, they become the obedient zombies to the person resurrected them.
And then the zombie
squad shows up and one of them barfs. I love that. Like at the camera. Yeah, I loved it.
I believe that was Monica. Is that Star War? Or barfed? Yes, yeah, Blake is the other.
Obviously, obviously, that the obviously unattractive one with glasses and a ponytail. Obviously.
A real, Sandra Bullock type, if you will. other, the obviously unattractive one with glasses and a ponytail. Obviously.
A real Sandra Bullock type, if you will.
So stupid.
Martin Starr is getting his photo taken with all of the zombies he's killing, which I liked
a lot. He's very brave. He's very good at killing zombies.
Well, they've been, they've been practicing in their hangout, which is in one of their
parents' houses.
They're landlords. You mean our mom?
And he's been like try to throw hatches into things and he successfully kills a zombie
with a hatchet.
He's so fucking psyched.
He's so stoked.
Yeah.
I feel like we all know a person like this.
Yes.
And when they are talking about, he says something like, what do these creatures want?
says something like, what do these what do these creatures want? And Martin says, revenge. And it was so much better than Charlie's there on saying redemption in
Madnex Fury Road. I was like, how is this better? How is this guy doing it so
much better? I love that you thought that. Yeah, it's the same, it's the exact same scene, you know, like, but it was the comparison was just like, oh, you did such a bad job. I I I I I I I I I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the they the. they they say, they say, the was just like, ugh, you did such a bad job.
I feel like I'm just such a sucker, I'm like,
she's so beautiful though.
She could do that nothing wrong.
She said thing, she's some words,
we're just so beautiful coming out of her mouth.
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are going to go to where the Russians are to revive them and make his own army
to attack the Nazis. Yes. Yes which is a convoluted as fuck plan. Right.
Meanwhile the Nazis have gotten the tank up and running from the museum.
Yeah.
Shitty museum, but it did have a tank.
Pretty cool.
A tank with no Nazi symbology on it.
No, just camouflage.
Run over a bunch of children.
So fucking funny.
Okay.
Yeah, it is though. I mean, if you're going to make a movie that's over the top, like, I feel like murdering
kids should not be off the menu.
No, I guess so.
Just running them over with a tank.
They also fire on those moms pushing the babies in the stroller.
What the fuck?
That felt very Peter Jackson to me.
Yeah, Yeah. Just deeply disturbing.
Yeah, but like you have to laugh at it because it's so absurd.
Yeah.
Like the whole like the zombie baby and brain dead.
Mm-hmm.
I like that.
He takes him to the park for some unknown reason.
I want to go to the park.
We've also met this pair of cops. Uh guy is like very twitchy and excitable.
Yeah. And the woman is very dead pan and calm. I have to tell you something.
I hated these characters. Did you? I did not want them. I was like, why are they in the movie?
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I thought he was meant to be some sort of Norwegian stereotype
that maybe we just didn't get.
Maybe if you were Norwegian, it would be,
because he's always talking about Seagulls,
translating Seagull language into human language and making a fortune.
It was so weird.
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I don't know. And when Martin and Martin and the zombie left, they tell Monica, no, yes, Monica,
Monica Blake and Glenn to slow the zombies down. Right. Which they do with Glenn. Yes. Yeah. Which they do with
pipe bombs. Where did they get like wouldn't fly in an American movie
after you know the Oklahoma bombing and everything. We're not a big fan of
those. Yeah, no. They're blowing up zombies and parts are flying in the air.
Yeah. And it's funny. It's good. Yeah. But the zombies are very, they're very like understanding about what's happening.
Like Hertzog sends half the people to fight them.
Yes, they follow his orders.
And like keeps the other half with him?
Yeah.
And starts heading into the town where they just start slaughtering everybody?
At this point, Rob turned to me and was like, point of fact, that barrel would get too hot.
A tank that size would not have that rate of fire. And I was like, thank you. Point of fact, Nazi zombies.
Yeah.
I was like, thank you for this information.
Point of fact.
Actually, Katie.
I wrote to myself, what would be their rate of fire, Rob?
And he was like, well, I don't know, but I was like, don't you know?
But I like to when they get into town and everyone's like running away from them
and there's the woman pushing the woman in the wheelchair and then just dumps her?
Yeah, well. She falls backwards and didn't just get stomped at death by the Nazi zombies?
Oh my god, it's brutal. It's so brutal. It's so brutal. It's so brutal. There's also like a weird, lightly homophobic thing happening here where they send Glenn out.
Yeah.
And it's like he has something he wants to say and I don't know.
This whole thing I was just like, you didn't have to do this.
Yeah, he's like, there's a guy, woman that I really like in town.
And I was like, oh, this, that's kind of a bummer.
Just let him like a man. he's going to he's like I have something to say I have to announce something about myself yeah and they cut him out cut him off before he announced he dies
before he gets to say it yeah and you assume that he's gonna come out and
just like that's that's a weird choice for 2014 it's 2014 it's twenty 14 it's
it's Europe I feel like you're. They're not better than us.
Oh.
Well, the car gets stuck in some mud.
It does get stuck.
How are they going to get out of the mud?
Using their zombie friends.
It whimpers.
It whimpers.
First of all, do they have to drive it into his dick?
Yes. He whimpers and it's very upsetting when it drives over him and then they just bring him back and I laughed so hard.
I was immediately over my upset. So here's the thing about these zombies, they feel pain and they get tired. Yes, they do.
Which is not a thing we've ever experienced with zombies before, of zombies being winded. Right. Or being, yeah, that are sort of like put off by pain, you know.
In any other zombie movie, you can like stab them in the leg and they just keep going.
They just keep coming. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if like the zombie and I both have to take a second to get some breath, like what's scary about that?
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At some point it does that.
Oh, it's so gross.
Yeah, that's what I have the note.
That's a good gross out.
Yeah.
You like that?
I did.
I was, that's so over the top that I'm like, I'm like, that's so over the movie, like, I feel like the movie has some tonal issues, where it's
like, we're going to be so fucking over the top.
But then we're going to have this really long knot over the top fight scene.
Yeah, I liked all the fight scenes in this.
Sure.
But they're not as gory as you might expect.
No, they could have been way more ridiculous. Are you talking about when the Russians come up and fight? Yes, what would it refer to as the hooligan fight scene?
Yes, that's exactly what they do in the Bundesliga League, all right?
Like, German hooliganism?
Like, they stand in lines.
Yeah.
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The cops are also all eating donuts and I was like, is that a stereotype for you too?
That seems weird.
I wonder if that came from the US to the rest of the world.
I see.
Because every single one of those cops is eating a donut.
It's very funny.
They are all like just shoving them deeply into their faces.
And the cops like roll to where the fight is?
Yes, they show up to the brawl.
Yeah.
And one of them says, is there a carnival in town?
Because it really does look like larping, which is pretty funny.
And then the one cop car parks the other cop car in so they can't get their their their their their their they can't get can't get can't get can't get can't get can't get can't get can't get can't get their doors open. Yes. And then they get run over by a tank.
Yes, the police cars get smashed by the tank, which I liked quite a bit.
And then we see the Nazi doctors working on the Nazi soldiers by stuffing them with hay or
putting plungers on their legs.
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this move, like parts of this aren't as silly
as this like is letting on to be.
Yeah, I agree.
But yeah, the plunder leg is hilarious.
It's very good.
Yeah. Just stuffing someone full of hay
and get back out there.
It's pretty funny. So then we get the main Russian and Herzog having this like knockdown drag out fight.
Yes.
They're like punching through her house and thuks.
And then Hurtzog kills that guy.
Yes.
And then Martin and Herzog have a big fight, which I love the thing of them being inside the house and fighting and her
punches him onto the next floor up and then he falls back down the steps?
Yes, through the ceiling and then coming back down the stairs.
That is like pure joy.
I really liked it.
Yeah.
Did you write, he picked upstares?
I did not.
I did not.
I just wondered.
This whole fight scene though. Yeah, it's really fun. I have the note, I like him getting punched upstairs and then falling back down.
We've also seen Martin Star run into the priest.
He's like, Martin Star's out there just kicking everybody's ass.
And then the priest comes and he just goes, okay?
Which I really liked.
Yeah, I feel like this movie does not like the clergy nor the cops. No.
Which, yeah, alright, yeah.
That's why I'm surprised they made gay jokes, I guess.
Yeah, exactly.
If that you're on our side, you know?
The tank goes into the building and the collision knocks a hammer into Martin Star's hand,
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the ladies get surrounded by zombies and they get knocked to the ground and Martin Star
starts like kind of losing the fight and Glenn is dead.
And Martin is losing the fight.
And then Martin starts the gun that blows Hertzog's head off. Yes, he says, Martin, the character says to him,
says to Hurtzog, did you know you lost the war?
You got greedy.
Guess what?
You lose again?
And then Martin starshoots his head off.
And then all the Nazi zombies fall to the ground,
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No, they do something much grosser. What's that?
Martin goes to his lady friend's grave.
What's the song that's playing?
Uh, the song that's playing is scandal?
No, it's total eclipse of the heart.
Isn't that the band scandal?
I thought it was a... hmm, maybe it is. I thought it was... Let's see. Do, to, tu, tu, come on in our net.
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Yeah, sure.
I like those, and I like the, turn around, bright eyes.
I like that part.
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Could sit down?
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Cemetery Gates by Pantera?
I'm gonna do the 11-minute version of Freebird by Leonard Skinner,
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When was she buried?
Because he just came down from the mountain, so when the fuck was she buried?
We don't know how long he was in that coma for because his arm had healed.
It's true.
Did she always have dreads?
Oh boy.
I remember us making a lot of white girl threats. Fantastic. I didn't notice them in her newspaper picture, but newspaper picture.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he revives her.
She looks like she's going to attack him.
And then she attacks him.
It seems like a bad idea.
And then what happens, Katie?
They make out all over the place?
They're not making out.
Wait, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they, do they fuck? Yeah.
I don't think I noticed them fucking.
How would I have missed that?
Yeah, they go into the car and start fucking,
because you see her hand on the window.
But with mud, yes, the titanic reference.
And you can hear them moaning, and then the zombie guy who's now been beaten to shit. It's just watching them fuck. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling. And smiling they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. the the the the the thia. the the the the the the the the the the the thia. I they're thi. they're's now been beaten to shit. It's just watching them fuck.
Is watching them fuck.
I forgot.
And smiling.
And smiling.
This is, I feel like lightly the end of Sean of the dead,
where he keeps, I can't remember the character's name,
but Nick, uh, yeah.
Nick Frost, like, chained up in the shed so they can still play video games together. It's that ending, but with fucking.
With fucking, and a weird zombie watching you fuck smiling.
Yeah, okay.
The end, Dead Snow, too.
There's more than this, right?
There are other dead snows.
Is it really?
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Just dead snow, red v. dead.
Okay, dead.
Oh, this was 2017.
May never happen.
Oh, the actor that played Martin passed away.
What? Yeah.
So young.
Yeah, I guess it's not gonna happen. Oh. Oh. Turn around, so young. So young. Yeah, I guess it's not going to happen.
Oh.
Oh. Turn around, bright eyes.
Every now and then I fall apart.
Every now and then I'll fall apart.
And I need you now tonight.
Oh, prostate cancer.
47. That's a real fucking bummer.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
You're really bringing it down on the end of here, Katie.
Well, apparently it was going to be Hitler as a zombie was going to come back, so I'm kind of glad it didn't happen.
I don't need to watch that.
No.
Katie.
Alan.
Ratings face?
You want to go first?
Sure.
Okay. Yeah, 6.5. Um, 8. to love it. 8.5. Great time. Would watch again. I really, the
trailer had maybe had really high hopes for this. Stop watching trailers. Well, I just,
it's stamping the movie before you see the movie. Why don't you just see the movie. Just want a little samps. Yeah, I know, but like. Why, you're cooking, you got to to task. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. S. S. S. the. S. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t little samps. Yeah, I know, but like... While you're cooking, you gotta taste the broth? You gotta taste it?
You're not making the movie.
You're not watching the... no.
Yeah, but I make the yuck-yucks for the people.
Yeah, I guess.
But you have to watch the movie,
is what I'm saying?
You're never gonna get out of the, She thought it looked pretty funny, but she just didn't have time. Gotcha. Yeah, you know, if we had watched this movie early on in our careers, I would have been
like appalled by how much I hated it possibly.
I feel like I've just, it's a total eclipse of my heart.
We've really broken you down here.
You've broken me down.
I've lost my voice in real time on this episode. And I've lost my 30s. I th show. We're coming up on our anniversary here.
Think about it, we've stolen your 30s from.
I was 30 when we started, I'm about to turn 40, so there we go.
Wow.
Yeah.
Turn around.
Pride eyes.
Yeah, I realized the other day that I've been in Pittsburgh for 16 years.
Dude, that rules. Yeah, it's more than half your life. Yeah.
No, it's not. No, I'd be 30. To be 32. Okay, so how long has it been since I first laid eyes on you when you booed me at a show?
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Yeah, so it had to been so you literally just got here and you started booing young women's bands
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I thought it in my fucking head though I'll tell you what. I am great and
making a poor first impression. It's a good thing we're friends. I will win
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No, you just brow beat me into like liking these movies.
And that's fair, man.
Dario or Jetschow movies.
I know, man, why really came around on those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, we did it.
We did it.
Here we are. Entertain us. It's spooky season?
Yeah, should we do another one?
We should probably do another one before your voice comes back.
Yeah, I'll have two weeks.
Yeah. Get you some honeywitten and tea.
Yeah.
It's just to talk less.
I need less talking.
I will try to only text with you from here on the to.
Katie. Katie, let's get out of here before we do. Let's announce what we're gonna do next week.
Which is?
Friday the 13th, the final chapter?
That's what you said.
You said the final chapter was from the 1980s
and it most certainly was not.
I mean, it was not the final chapter or not.
Yeah, because we haven't done it. If we get like half an hour into it and realize we've done it, we're just
going to keep watching, right? You've met us right? We'll just keep going. We'll just keep
going. Neither of us will remember until someone reminds us that we've already
done an episode on that. Or we'll try do a Friday the 13th. Let's get back to, you know, one of the stalwarts of the horror community.
Get back to our roots.
Yeah, don't forget your roots.
Don't forget your family.
Um, me if Amelia.
And true where will famulf ambulance fashion, we press on.
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I never even listened to that episode.
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Clear.
Martin.
Martin.
I'm done.
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