Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 459- A Castle for Christmas (2021) ft. my cousin Vicky
Episode Date: January 1, 2024Guys, we did a romcom and my cousin Vicky was here! She's the best. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and listen to all of our action movie episod...es. leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at werewolfambulance@gmail.com we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.
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Alan, can I tell you what my second note says?
Please.
Vicki, can I tell you what my second note says?
the tell you what my second note says?
Please. Vicky doesn't care that I'm famous.
Can I tell you what my third note says?
She keeps saying, I care, I care.
Who is Vicky?
Guys, we have a special guess.
Oh, snap.
For our New Year's Romcom.
I watched it with my cousin Vicky and our friend Pye.
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but Vicki's here. My cousin Vicky, guys! Here I am! I'm very nervous. You've never been referenced
on the show before. No, people know anything about you. Um, I hear there's something about my funeral.
No, my funeral. Your funeral, I'm sorry, your funeral. I would never fuck up at your funeral. Your and it like one time I was listening something and I heard my name and I
listened to it like five times and I could not figure it out apparently my
husband knows yeah I do not know Alan predeces me your husband picks up the reins
if in big quotes I mean if that it's probably usually men outlive their
10 year younger friends they're female outlive their 10 year younger friends.
They're female friends, yeah.
And Vicki's a doctor, so she can attest to that.
Not.
No, Dr. Vicki, as you will be henceforth known.
Thank you, thank you.
Is that stolen valor?
We don't really, we don't caught into that. Alan. Katie, I'm so excited to talk about today's movie.
What are we doing?
Some words for Angus, my new favorite movie.
I don't even know what that means.
We're doing a castle for Christmas.
I have to say, yeah.
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Literally, this is what I listened to to prep for this.
That episode.
I forgot about that.
Why could they throw a baseball so hard?
You know what?
You forgot about it?
Yeah, they're super strong.
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different perspective on the whole thing, but I watched it and read it when I was a teen
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Yeah. Let me on that one. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be all over it. Next year we'll read the first
Twilight book. Oh, I have bookshelf. Right there.
Nix to the Hunger Games.
No, it's just Battle Royale.
Sorry.
My first query, and you're probably not going to have any fucking idea what I'm talking about.
Okay.
What's the deal with the weird couple?
So three-quarters of the way through the moving.
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The one who greets are at the front desk. Do you say so, my dude? I can't wait to find out
that you both watch Star Wars and have to fuck an idea. You know when the Wookie the lady from star wars. So, like the their their their their their they they they they they they they they they're they're like, they're like of the way through the movie, there's this like tense scene where
this couple comes in and they're like, we need a room for the night and she's like, yes.
I only have the Christmas sweet.
Yes, I try to point this out to you. Yes, the Italian couple, I made a note about
it. She has red hair. She doesn't look Italian at all. We're going to gate keep Italianism here. I mean,
I think our great grandmother had red hair is what I've been told. But yeah, Aunt Red.
This really wasn't, this really wasn't. This really wasn't. But so she's like, I only have
the Christmas suite. Yes. And they're like, ooh, that'll do like they're gonna do murders in the Christmas suite. It got really weird. It was really. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. th. th. th. that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that th. that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the great, the great, the great, the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great. I th. I. It got really weird. It was really weird. A fucky fantasy suite?
I don't know. Maybe, but that in doesn't give, nothing about this movie gives
fucky fantasy vibes. Yeah, yeah. This is in the grand tradition of Christmas Romcom's
sterile as shit. It's a G-rated movie. Yeah, yeah. They couldn't even. Donna Telli. That's right. That's right. Donna Tell you're gonna bone. That's a G. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi. the the the the thi. the thi. the thi. th. thi. th. th. a bone. That's what I wrote. See, she thought it was a fucking fantasy suite too.
I was also obsessed with everyone in this movie you fucking know.
I want to carry a ways to fuck that man in a kilt.
I wanted just anything to happen.
So weird.
So weird.
I did like that this movie was g-rated and the warning that was suggestive dialogue. Where? And it was like, where, where, where?
That was people.
But so what I think is interesting
is that the director of this film won Mary Lambert,
or Lambert, is also the director of Pet Cemetery.
What?
Yeah, yeah, that was the shook thing that I sent you on text about.
That is really weird.
But that's also kind of a bad movie, so.
It is.
I don't think she's a great.
She's not a great.
I mean, she didn't write this.
Whoever wrote this should be wrapped in Tartan and thrown onto a brush fire.
There's so much of that.
There's so much.
Can we just really quickly talk about how does Scottish people feel offended by how much plaid there is for
Tartan that was everywhere! Do they feel offended? That's what Scotland is. Is that
really what Scotland looks like? Like literally that's all there was? I don't know.
And English Ivy. They were literally in the back of the cab. The cab had tartin on it and then English ivy in the back. Come on guys. I think if you go to to touristy to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the tourist a the tourist a to go the t tourist a the t tourist a the toer-a the toer-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s, the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I the-I their-Ilain-I their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-in out their-slian their-s their their their their their their their their their their te-s tartlililtoniltoniliwoanliwoanltoniwoanli-s. I wasltoni-s. Yeah-s. Yeah-s. Yeah, tartltonneau-s. Yeah, tartli-Ili-Ili-s. Yeah, totl in the back. Come on, guys. I think if you go to touristy spots, it's definitely gonna be tarting out the Wazley.
Yeah.
And yeah, but.
I'm just wondering if that was an offensive thing.
I don't know.
I do feel it should be.
There has to be more to Scotland than that.
Was Carrie El-in'-Iahah. Willie. My favorite thing about him is the amount of hair spray that was in his
hair because he has like kind of long hair for Kerry Elwis and like almost
Dread Pirate Roberts like hair. And and at one point he like shakes his head
fast and just the solid mass moves inside the tacti like a tectonic plate shift.
Yeah, it was good. A terrible fucking movie. This movie opens with Brooke Shields. I have to say, I have to say. I, I, I, I, I, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like to say, like, like, like, like, like, like to say, like to say, like, like a to say like a to say like, like, like, like a to say like, like, like a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the. the. the the the the the. the the the the the. the. their their their their the. the. to to to to tectonic plate shift. Oh, God, a terrible fucking movie.
This movie opens with Brooke Shields.
I have to say, needs to stop getting fillers.
Come on, Brooke Shields, we love you girl.
Tell me what a filler is.
It's when you put, make your cheeks bigger and your lips bigger.
Okay, yeah.
And then, what about them brow,
the eyebrows.
She's got great eyebrows. Okay, wait, I have a lot of comments about eyebrows. Go for it. She's got great eyebrows. Okay, well, yes, so she was like a big part of my childhood because
back when I grew up, everyone had the skinny little eyebrows and I got these big fat
eyebrows. Okay, so I like loved her because she kept the eyebrows. Yeah, thrown. Yeah. the, the toughs. Yeah. And then I made a comment. the. Okay. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. refer to him as Wesley the rest of the time. He had no eyebrows. Literally no eyebrows. But it really made him look like, that's what makes
him creepy. He looks like a letsch. And he was so many moments where I was like, he's about to
murder someone. Because his eyes get so big and he has no eyebrows. He is menacing in this movie. Also he has the emotional swings of a today. Hea. Hea. Hea. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he. He. He's, he. He. He. He's, he. He's, he. He's, he. He's, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's is is is is. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. th. th. toddler in this film. Yes.
Yes.
Yakin and I have three children between us and they don't behave that way.
No, no.
No, no, he's, no.
He's, no.
Also, I have a note here that we were talking about how your mom showed us blue lagoon
when we were very, very young.
One of my very favorites, very fucked. Yeah, now looking back, I'm like, wow. That's sex scene with that 14-year-old girl. Oh, yeah, yeah.
And she was naked?
And they're naked.
There's a lot of.
She was also naked in the trunk of that George Burns movie
that my mother showed me very, I don't know that one.
One of the George Burns.
Oh, God's my jeans? Right. Like me and my Calvin.
Yeah, no panties.
Yeah.
Oh, Brooke Shields.
Oh, I'm glad she seems to have grown up into a normal person.
I know, I always think that about her.
She seems normal.
But I mean, I guess her because of Tompthon
Cruz was talking a lot of shit about people taking SSRIs and antidepressants and
she was like, hey you know what, go fuck yourself because they save people's
lives. So why don't you go fucking jump off your fucking building?
Yeah, once you kill yourself. No, no, no. No, Tito's not going to kill him, he jumps
off everything. He's a building jumper. Why don't you go jump into Zedu's lap and leave everybody alone?
And I appreciate her for that.
I do too, I really like her.
So she is a novelist.
A novelist.
Yeah, she reats to read the series that we've're really trying to fork sex in everything.
I'm reading novels.
Not unlike me.
And she's on the Drew Barrymore show.
Yeah.
How did they get her?
How did they get her?
How did they get?
How did they get?
How did they get?
You think for Drew Barrymore is famous?
I don't think she's.
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I was joking, guys.
I said, I'm with Alan, but I meant I'm with Vicky.
Oh my.
Here's where I wrote a little note to myself that says, let's just do scream again.
So she's on the Drew Barrymore show because she's recently put out the Emma Gale
novel that kills off her main male protagonist, Winston, who is loosely based on her now ex-husband.
Oh, that's why she killed him.
I did not realize that.
Nope. I actually said there was no comments about him.
I'm sure it was like very explicitly said that I just missed it until the very end.
There was something about his wedding. Wait because I always thought she was the
daughter was going to her friend's wedding and you guys are like, it's her
dad's dad's. Yeah, it runs throughout the entire movie. Yeah, but she actually
missed her dad's wedding for the stupid fucking shit. Yeah, but then Brooke Shield says well, well that was the the thoo' tha' that's the that's that's that's that's that's the that's the that's their da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da's their da's their daughter was going. their daughter was going. their daughter was going. their daughter was their da's their da. their da. their daughter's a their da. their their their their da. their da. their da. their da. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. tho. th. that. that. that people in Scotland were happy he died. Do you notice that?
Everyone was happy in Scotland.
Well, that's all she knew she had found a new besting.
Yeah.
They were happy in Scotland.
Yeah, America.
So Drew starts spilling the tea about, is that something the kids say?
Is that something the kids say?
I don't know. So she's like, I know he was based on your ex-husband and that's probably why you killed
him off and then Brook Shields has a meltdown and it's like, yeah, I would have dragged him
behind a car and filled him with mercury and blibbity blab and then it cuts to her going to Scotland.
That was definitely one of our kids was having a meltdown. Yeah, I think that was one pie. There was two. Definitely a kid meltdown. To speak the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck the fuck he. he. he he he he he's that's he's he's he he he he he he he he that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. that's. I that's. that's. that's that's that's that's th. I the th. I was the th. I the the th. I th. I th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's Yeah, I think that was one pie. There was to definitely a kid meltdown. To speak to them firmly and tell them to go the fuck to sleep in a
nicer way. Yes, absolutely. So I missed all that. Yeah, I have my last note in that
sense just says, oh I have fancy pajamas and I'm still sad. Oh, oh. It's now a wine clock somewhere and she's having a glass of line with her daughter. Who I wrote th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I have th. Who I wrote was her teenage BFF, why would I not assume that this was her daughter? I've seen movies. I'm fairly sure I
explained that to you twice during this side. You were like who's that girl?
You know when she was like face-timing her you were like who is that? I don't know.
What was this new character I've never seen before? Katie did ask me to speed this up several times. I did ask if she could fast forward and she steadfastly.
I said no, I'm trying to be professional about this.
I went outside for three to five minutes, I don't know.
I did rate the note she has a good relationship with her daughter.
Yes, absolutely.
Well, that's why I thought they were friends.
Mm-hmm. Because mom's and daughters would get along. I don't know.
So she's going to go see the castle that her dad told her about
because he was, his family were caretakers on the property.
She has this like paper-framed photo that she keeps like stroking, lovingly.
It's very odd. Yeah, I don't like that.
You don't ever just stroke a picture of your father as a child.
My father's childhood home.
When he was a servant to a Duke.
Happy days.
So she shows up in Scotland, in Edinburgh, as the kids say.
This is where they subtitle a Scottish man, which I thought was offensive.
Well, he does go, I mean, we watch a lot of British television.
That's true.
No, we put the subtitles on.
They weren't actually...
I think they also also sub-titles.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because there were subtitles under your subtitles.
their subtiles under your subtitles.
When you're the the the they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're the traces and a character comes on, it goes, Nye. Yeah, and you're like, I, mm, I don't know what just happened there.
So sometimes the Scottish get a little, a little, a little deep.
You're right.
Yeah.
But also Carrie always is a Scottish.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And he somehow like accidentally takes Brooke shiats and you're like, oh, I'm very upset about this. Are we not familiar with a meat cute? Is that what happens? Yeah, that's a standard Romcom meat cute.
You follow to the person's arms and you almost kiss and you're like,
oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't think I've ever almost.
I've had an accident to that ended in mea cuis, thin.
the samething, right?
It's just a love.
Rades shots, you know.
I've also had rabies shot.
No, it's just you.
I'm also.
That was referencing you.
Oh, I understand now.
So the meat cute was thanks to the dog Hamish.
Mm-hmm.
Who jumps up and knocks her into Carrie Elwis because he's like, these two are going are to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the to to the to the the to they kid was thanks to the dog Hamish. Mm-hmm. Who jumps up and knocks her into Carrie Elwis
because he's like, these two are gonna fuck, I know it.
I'm Hamish the dog.
Where he asked, do you have meat in your pocket?
Oh, yeah, the flesley says.
Yeah.
It's my favorite part.
What if she did?
I would like her a lot of. Slim Jim with the rapper pealed down. Like, yeah, fuck I do. What did this movie just change? She was like, I don't know, do you?
I would have enjoyed it.
You, who hates intimacy in film?
But I do like something happening.
I like things to happen in act one and then some other things to happen in act
two.
So she's famous enough that when she goes to the inn, everybody in's like, to to to th is is is is is, th., th., th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, the to the inn, everybody in the inn's like,
holy shit. Is that Sophie Brown who just walked in?
I feel like I wouldn't recognize any authors by Stephen King.
Not even David Starris? Yeah, I'd recognize him. She'd have to be like real famous. Yeah. Real famous. Yeah.
Yeah, I think she's like a, oh shit.
Like a Daniel Steele?
Yes.
Yeah, but 40 years ago.
Yeah, what the fuck does Daniel Steele?
I don't know.
She looks like somebody from a, uh, like a nighttime soap opera in the 80s.
Would you recognize her at an inn in Scotland? I wouldn't recognize her in a lineup of one. Is that Daniel Steele? I really don't know.
I can't tell you. I'm so sorry. This is where Vicki started getting angry.
Most of my notes are about Vicky. Oh yeah. She started getting angry because there was nothing,
nothing was Christmas movie. No. No. It wasn't Christmas yet. I don't want to rush ahead, but I did comment that Christmas didn't appear till
5542 in an hour and a half movie.
All right?
That's that look for a Christmas for Castles.
Yes.
What's this movie called?
Yes.
Yes.
Christmas didn't appear till 2 thiards into the movie.
That's disappointing.
Give us some fucking Christmas. I would feel jolly. This was all the pre-gaming for the Christmas. I don't know.
But the Christmas was such a letdown. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
So the Maisie at the inn is very excited that she killed off Winston and wonders why she didn't do it sooner.
Oh, that was her. Now and wonders why she didn't do it sooner.
Oh, that was her.
Now I see.
You're my best friend.
I love you to death.
We're going to be best friends through you.
I'm going to learn how to knit and hang out with you and your big silent gay friend.
Okay, so that's how she gets involved with the Knitter's.
You're like literally she became friends, you know,
the knitters.
How that happened?
But when your spouse dies, yes, you should just knit and never speak again and no one should
try to get you help, because I think that's a great lesson.
Absolutely.
The help is being in the knitting circle, that's what his husband today.
Oh, I didnto keep that part of his husband
alive. I missed all this. I love it. I still gotta pay attention. And then there's like a sort of
manic-pixie dream girl in the knitting circle. They're a young girl who never blinks.
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Oh my god, I forgot there was a hair scene.
There's a whole hair thing.
Oh no.
And then there are colors in her hair that are missing in scenes, then back in a later
scene.
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Oh, so can we talk about what the name of the castle is?
Yeah.
Dun Dunbar?
Dun Dunbar.
Yeah, Dunbar.
Is that normal?
Standard operator.
OK.
OK.
I definitely thought thundmar was someone.
I thought that weird. The siblings.
You also thought that Carrileways and the guy in the kilt might have been siblings.
And I just kept being like, no, because he wouldn't be waiting for him.
I think I thought they might have been lovers.
Yes. I think that was- I think you thought both the kilt. Do you love him? I feel like he gets no fucking dude. He would just be there.
Thomas is there just to be his bitchy friend telling him to get his wife together, and
I love it for him.
He's in every goddamn scene, though.
He's just everything.
They were upstairs.
He was downstairs. How did he get there? How did he? How did he? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? the? the? the? the? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. to? to? to? th. th. to? to? to? to? to? to? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be? to to be? to be? to to to to to to be? to to to to to to to be? to? to? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? to be? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. tooooo. too. to be to be to be? to to be? to to guy in a kilt to be your bitchy friend. Yeah, fair enough though.
He always is in the case.
Right, good representation.
In this note I referred to myself as the 12th Duchess of Rude 8, which I just...
Holy shit, y'all, go Google Rude 8.
They're gonna laugh and laugh.
Sorry I grew up.
I know.
Fuck.
Like there'd be a Duchess around her name.
Yeah.
Right in front of the trailer park.
Dunbar cannot be real.
I'm sorry for your traditions and shit, but no.
No.
No, it's, yeah.
No.
The knitting circle does a toast where they say to women buying castles,
which is the weirdest fucking thing. Don't blow past him giving her the tour of the castle. Oh I blew past that Alan.
She gives him a tour of the castle and they're going up a spiral staircase and he says,
and I quote, this staircase runs counterclockwise so that it's good for right-handed swordsmen.
What? Oh, I love that! I wish I caught that.
Because in Princess Bride, he does the, I'm not left the end of it.
Oh my god, I missed all that.
Wow, that's the price you pay for being pissed drunk when you watch this movie.
You got to come in here sober as a fucking church mouth.
I know.
I'm going to come back and do one where I actually watch sometime.
I don't, I won't stop now.
Basically.
All right, and that was Vicky's part.
So while he's giving her the tour, she has, he has to run off about a wedding that's
going to be taking place in Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dunbar.
And she's like, oh, I'm going to sneak upstairs, told me explicitly not to go. And why does she do that? Because she's trying to find the doorway
that has her father's beginnings of his last name carved into it.
What she finds, right?
Yeah, Magoo.
Why can't she just wait and ask him later?
Like, hey, I'm looking for this spot.
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and they can't build tension by there's no sexual tension. Why can't there be?
Because it's rated G. Why does it rated G? Who's child wants to watch this bullshit?
Because kids! I don't know. You know what I want you to do tomorrow.
Put this movie on for your kids and see how long it lasts? There's no Christmas Christmas they'll say no. I know. If Christmas was in it, they would
watch it. This is called a castle for Christmas. They'd be like, yeah,
love castles. Love Christmas. None of it. None of it. How do they feel about a woman buying a castle?
And getting the key, which is absolutely foolish. Do you ever Don't forget that he refers to the owner of the castle as a royal arse,
and then she finds out that he is indeed the royal arse.
Yeah, and he is as far as I can tell. He's a terrible man.
Okay, so I need to explain something to me. I don't understand why she buys the castle
and he continues to live there.
So great question. I've never caught that.
Well, don't forget that Thomas is also living there and it just never spoken about.
He works there, isn't he his that?
He works there and lives there.
No, he's the best friend.
He's the childhood best friend of the Duke.
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Different, different strokes, different cultures, got it.
So, she's gonna buy the castle.
Initially he won't tell it to her because he's mad at her.
Why is he mad at her?
Why is he mad at her?
Yeah, and because she's like an It doesn't make a lot of sense.
As you may have guessed, so he's like, yes, fine, I will sell you the castle.
But it's going to go into like a probate situation where I'm going to live there through
Christmas. Yes, I knew there was a Christmas Eve date, right? Yes, to make sure that you understand what you need to do to keep this castle running.
Got it, because it's her fault for buying a building without looking at the fucking roof.
And she bought it because she saw the library, which was gorgeous, by the by.
Do you remember a library?
Not at all.
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I know this one.
I know that.
Is that a romcon?
Is it?
It's kind of.
I like that there's been a revisionist history on that movie where people are now convinced
that when he turns to be the beast, Bell becomes disinterested.
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Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Alan, can I, can you explain something to me now?
Sure, please.
This is your job to me.
What does this note mean?
Why would you even have a table if you don't have cheese?
Nothing?
Do you repeat his drunk and making notes?
Got it.
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As long as it's not important to the plot.
So anyway, someone had written a famous poem in that library, and she's like, well, this is obviously
going to spark my writing because she's going to write a new book.
She's got to get a new book out there.
Right. Her, uh, agent is on a really good
season of Taskmaster oh you love Taskmaster I do love Taskmaster
man.
So there is a line here that I think Carrie always delivers where he says, I don't want to love her. She's insane.
Yeah.
Because I think he's watched like YouTube of her Drew Barrymore
or be it?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But she's really rich.
And you are broke, broke AF.
Can you imagine if this film had any kind of class consciousness?
Oh yeah. Like any understanding of how
class works? I think they think they do. Because she does a thing later on in this
movie that would make everyone around her go, fuck you. Yes. Yes. And she bought
them all the fancy clothes. And she did all their hair. Yeah. You're not their mom.
No. That really was that was triggering to me.
I love when he goes to the bar and he's like pissed at her and he shows that by
throwing darts hard. And every time he throws a dart, she goes,
huh? She's in a bar next to the dart board. You know what's not loud? Darts. Neither is that bar. It's like like, that. that like that like a like that like a like a like that that that that that that like a library. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that that that that that that that that the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the is the. the. the. that the. that's that that the is that that that that that that that that that that bar. It's like a library bar. What is
happening there? I didn't realize it was a pup. Yeah. For a long time. That's
my kind of pub. I thought they were like at a coffee shop. I wanted to be
silent as a tomb the entire time I didn't there. Love it. White Whales getting a liquor license. That'll probably a grown-up bar. I wanted to be, the, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the their, it, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tapy. It's like, their their tapy. It's like, tapy. It's like, I's like, I's tapy. It's tipa, I was. It's t nice. You need a grown up bar? I wanted the library because it's called the library and then you go
in there and it's like oh no it's not. It's like why is hockey on 14 screen still?
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Who knows?
That was pretty.
I think the right.
And then it turned out you were right.
I thought I was right.
It's part of the plot.
You know I love a voluminous hair.
You love a volumous hair.
I do love a lot of hair. in. Exclamation point, exclamation point. I'm like that you're treating Christmas as if it were a character that the intro years the beginning. I mean it's in the
title! No she's right. I am right about this one. Those are not talking about Christmas
except for his move out date. Well it's not Christmas yet. It's still like early days. It's absolutely summer. It's thiukelly. It's a scalau. It's the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time. It's summer summer summer summer summer. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's the time. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's s. It's the time. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ago. Yeah. But it was summer. Where's fall?
Oh, that's so Scottish season. We miss Halloween.
They don't really do Halloween at Scolive.
Are we sure? Yeah, that's ours and hours alone.
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later is like I didn't have to give you that room but I did like no shit she
probably knows that because she owns this fucking castle look at all the
rooms that's just so strange they live together I don't get that it doesn't
make any sense also she was kind of like you know what kind of makes me horny that you gave me the shit you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that you gave me the shitty room. Yeah, she loves that. Also, I love the idea of selling your home and being like, yeah, but I'm gonna live
there till Christmas, so you can move in.
But like, I think that would be a great actual comedy.
I've heard of that happening of like elderly people selling their homes and being like, I'm gonna live here until I pass. Yeah. And I was being like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, I, I, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I, I'm th, I, I, I, I'm th, I, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm gonna that, I'm gonna that, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm gonna th. th. I yeah that happened in that one show oh shark oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I was that maybe what I'm thinking it
that happens right at the beginning it's not a spoiler
also that shows been out for like hours he does hours in the house he has been
out for hours I'm really tired it's been out for years it it's been done for a to the to. It's a good one. I like to.
I know, I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna get to it.
Some really good use of, uh, run the Jules songs in that show.
You do.
Oh, I don't think you even thought about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she walks in on the table because he wasn't snacking. That's right. That's right.
Well, I was infuriated that you would have one of those bath tables and not have some
cheese on it.
Just one soap.
It was not a glass of what?
I don't think there was wine.
It was 100% there.
He was drinking.
He was drinking whiskey.
.
. Uh, yeah. Do you think Carrie always was like, no bubbles are not enough for this dog? Like, when you walked in, you just walk right out, like, when you interrupt someone
in the bathroom by accident, like, you just like, run away.
No.
She just stood there.
Have you all never watched a romcom before?
Not really.
Not really.
I don't really.
No.
But, I don't know I said that. I feel like I've broken you. I don't actually. There's also a bunch of really
delightful bike riding in this movie. Oh I actually made a comment about how
she's not wearing a helmet. Not safe. Nern. And then later in a trauma
unit I would say no to that. Dr. Vicky, see some shit. Dr. Vicki says, wear your helmet. Meanwhile, when they were riding horses and they have helmets on, I was like, look
at these pieces of shit with their horse. Did they have a helmet on with a horse?
They did, they had a horse? Oh my god. Good safety, but both times. Put the other thing on to ride the bike. All right. And then put the helmet on, put the helmet the helmet the helmet the the the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do the helmet, do, do, do, do they have they have they have they have their they have their the, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did the helmet on. Did they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did. Did, did they they they have they have they have they have their they have their their their their their their their helmet on. Did their their their the helmet the helmet on. Did the helmet on. Did, did, did they have their they have they have they have they have they have their helmet, did, Yes, so old compared to me. Oh, missies convinces the jiggings.
She looks leather jiggings on at one point.
Oh right.
Yeah, really pushing that took.
Yeah, those do help.
All right.
They help.
Yeah, that's what you say.
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Get them hocks and some jiggings. I also have a no idea that Vicki says you don't plant trees now. Oh, yeah, when he cut down the tree, that was Christmas though.
We're not going way ahead.
Oh, where does that?
I'm 55 minutes now.
I'm having a cigarette break row while this is happening.
Go on, I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes.
But I am mad about the tree, don't you just sort of throw a seed?
No.
No.
No.
You have a little seedling.
No.
But you have to dig the hole first in the middle of winter.
That would be impossible.
Yeah, little shuddle.
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That doesn't exist there, does it? I don't know.
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and then he's like the mall can't stop reading it can't stop reading it I'm
falling in love with her no yep yep and she's hanging out with it that's
that's a weird they like coming to the castle they like coming to the Scooby Gang. Yeah, all their hair is done in that scene. Right. I know I keep commenting on it, but that's weird. That was like the, that was weird. They had to have
this beautiful American woman come over to help them do Scottish hair, like, ma'am.
Kudos to Sophie Brown for being able to do black people's hair. Yeah, those braids were pretty dope. Yeah, those braids were pretty dope. I tho. I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they had they they they had they they had they they had that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that they had they had they had they had though, the braids were pretty told. I would have loved to have gotten that scene. What are they listening to you?
I did have a comment said when you read subtitles it's just like reading a book.
You were also apparently very concerned about Radon at some point in their basement.
What? No! I don't remember that.
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I think that was you being concerned.
I, Vicky is concerned about Radon.
It's right here in the nose.
Maybe.
And then I wrote, but I'm real and I don't know what that means.
Holy shit, you had a mild existential crisis.
I need to stop drinking.
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Okay, okay, so they're at the Ayn.
Is this where they're doing the show like our children do?
Oh, the Christmas show.
We have to real quick state that
when the knitting circle goes to the castle before the hair gets done,
they tell her that Miles, who is the Duke, who is Cariel, who is Wesley. Miles? Yeah.
I had no idea that was his name.
No idea.
I had no idea.
Miles Dunbar.
That one we knew it.
He is the 12th Duke of Dunbar.
So we learned that he is like trying to sell the castle so he can save all the
surrounding land.
So he did say something. so he can save all the surrounding land, so he can take care of all the people in the town.
Okay, so he did say something about him trying to like get her to pay off,
you probably know what's going on more than me, the loan, or pay something and then just leave
because he was going to make her very miserable.
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the castle. Yeah, and then he wanted to like, I'm sure it's got another name like escrow or something.
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I have a comment that says, where is the... Where's the bucket on top of the door with the feathers in a fan?
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got the knitting group. But I'm saying there was, that plot didn't work. There was no miserable
in it. That was the most uncady-like thing you've ever said. She needed a dick. She did.
Yeah. Yeah, she did. I didn't write it. I'm just saying it. that was a the mile long line of people waiting to fuck Rookshi. I know, I know. She doesn't have any friends apparently in America at least.
No, just heard that one teenage girl who's a friend.
That's her daughter.
Shit.
And her mean agent.
And her main agent.
And her main agent.
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out that her ex is getting married on Christmas from having a face time with her daughter. And
then Miles walks into the room and her daughter goes, oh, oh, oh, oh. And her daughter
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explain why I didn't know that that was her daughter. Yeah, that's weird. That's
weird. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. Because I wasn't there for that?
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So they go on like a trek through the countryside and like he's showing her this well where the
townsfolk leave all this stuff because some lady was a warrior.
I missed all of this.
I didn't leave. You could be telling us anything.
I don't know what it's happening.
Read that whole thing to me again.
Say that whole thing.
Is this where the quote knitters, shall we?
They go on like a tour of the land, right?
The surrounding land.
They're going to look at other castles and stuff.
Their love is bonding over the fact that they both have had shitty relationships and lost
loves.
Okay.
So he takes her to this well where all the townsfolk leave little trinkets in memory of
this warrior maiden that was like came and fought like she fought like a man and saved
the village.
I do not remember this at all.
At all. This is why when she starts writing her new novel, it becomes about a warrior maiden.
Wait, is she the warrior maiden who saves this town by buying the castle and by being
Capitalist warrior and paying off people's mortgages?
How does she have like the limitless funds of a Call of Cthulow camp?
Yeah, that's a great question.
You know what's really
profitable publishing? Yeah. So yes, they go to the town, they go to the pub after
that and they're having a great night and everybody in the pub is like, let's sing the
local song. Okay, I remember, okay you were gone for this part. Okay, because I
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the most sanitized Scottish folk music and then they're like the whole town
singing the song and she knows the lyrics to the song. Her daddy must have
sung it to her but she was a wee lass. And I did think that was weird and Wesley was in the song. Her daddy must have sung it to her but she was a wee lass. And I did think that was weird. And Wesley was in the background just like
mumbling the words. Like they were going around him. Yeah. And he was moving his lips but no.
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He was like singing, but not really.
He was like, I'm belting this out.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, if you remember when he was in saw,
he looked a little rough around the edges?
I forgot he was in saw.
Right. In black Christmas and you're like, oh, who's this now? Right, he was the professor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, okay, so I'm outside.
I can't help.
There's a sing-along.
You came in at the end of the sing-along.
Okay, great.
The whole town singing along, that's nice to see it's possible. And they go back to the castle and they're like hugging good night and then
their lips are so close. And they're like, handshake? Oh, handshake. Oh, I'm so chased. I'm like
a Jane Austen right now. You're adults who have fucked. Once you're an adult who has fucked in your single, you can just fuck. I know, it's just... What do you say thing?
It was weird.
If you go in for the handshake, which turns into a hug, and she looks like she's got a
theathe to his neck, and she just hard-sniffs his ear like a dog that might be scratching his
ear too much when you don't see the gun infection.
Oh my God. Oh my God. And we also learn at this point that Habeas is her dog now.
It's not hanging out with this master animal.
Yes, yes.
Which means that's the only emotion I felt in the whole movie,
skipping ahead when she walks away from,
and the dog is just sitting there.
That was very sad.
I didn't realize this was an, if I knew this was about animals, I would not have watched it. I can't watch animals. I can't watch the incredible journey. Look I'm gonna go out on a limb and I say calling this about animals
tip bit of a stretch. Sadness. This is where the short Italian man shows up right?
Yes. Okay while they're doing the show. Exactly what I have written. Well that's
that's later because she has to give the tour of the castle. Oh my god, we've got such a good tour that all the people on the tour go to the gift shop and buy stuff and they never go to the gift shop and tombiz.
And Thomas is like, you're so good at tours on teaching you all the facts. She's like, yes.
Yes, you are they're kind of recandling, and she doesn't know if she wants it or not. Where's Maisie's husband?
They have much better chemistry.
They have much better chemistry.
They do.
Much better.
There are a lot of characters in this movie
that I was like, oh, I kind of want to watch their movie?
Yeah.
Can I watch Thomas and Maisie's movie? of losing his husband and refusing to speak. Yeah. But their love makes him speak at the end.
Oh my God, I just remember that.
And he says the dumbest, worse advice
that you could give anybody.
What was it?
Loving someone is never wrong.
Oh, no.
That's what Patafile said.
That's why he was holding a little Namiblo sign. Oh, no.
Okay, well let me know when we get to what I know.
What do you have next?
I have them doing a show like our children do.
I am telling you.
That's when they say knitters, shall we?
Oh no.
When they do their show, I think they're actually just practicing.
Yes. For the present, for the pageant.
For like Christmas Eve.
They are the only people at Christmas Eve.
No, but there's that party at the end.
There's that fat guy that we haven't seen through the entire movie.
Okay.
No, no, I didn't say Fatman.
I don't remember that part. Yeah. This is going to be, he brings her a dresser at some point with like
Carland on top of it. The beautiful dress. Always that English Ivy. Yeah, always. It's in her hair at the end.
And that's when they go to find the Christmas tree. Yeah, where did she get that Christmas
hair clip? I don't know. She just took it from the cab. I guess. I don't know, she must have been hidden like Ross dress for less, because she is constantly changing her outfits. I know.
She brings a- And she literally has one suitcase when she leaves.
How long?
She's been there for months?
Months.
One suitcase.
I literally brought two suitcases.
I literally brought two suitcases for my kid to sleep overnight, one night.
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is when they do the singing. The knitters are doing their song. It's awful. I wanted to.
There's one harmony at the end and I was like, ooh. Ooh. And this is where the nightmare
fuck couple shows up, yes. Okay, he's a very short Italian, yes, which I was like fucking great. What's funny is I did not get Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all Italian at all. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like, I. It's, I was, I was like, I was like, I was, I did not get Italian at all from these people.
They said something about Italy.
They must have, but yeah, I was probably so.
And he was short and his name was Donatelli.
Her name was Donatelli.
Oh.
For the same.
And I remember being like, is this like, yeah?
Forci?
I was like, what?
I didn't know. Something else happened. Probably. Probably not. I wrote Bringing Up the Death of a
parent, that's cool. Oh, they keep doing that. The whole thing is about death.
Yeah. They had like a seven-minute scene when the knitters are at the beginning where they
just talked about everyone who died in their lives. And I was like, this is like you do
and you meet a new friend. Yeah, they just met. Let's just trauma bond real quick. Trauma bond here. Yeah. Yes, this is where she gives the, the, she's talking to her editor and she's like, I'm
going to change my last name back to McGinty and I'm going to buy a castle and editor
is like, you know what?
I love it.
Rebranding, let was right though. Probably
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Why shouldn't they? That's when Thomas shows up with a tray of candles.
Yes, we're so many steps. That's what I'm saying. A tray of candles. I said what the
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Look, Dr. Vicky sees some shit.
So I have notes that are, they kiss with like 12 S's and then they're gonna fuck with like 27
use.
And then the best part of the movie happens.
The romance montage?
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They do fuck to Gloria.
I think that our grandfather listened to this song and this is just absolutely distasteful.
It's like what they play every year at Christmas Eve mass.
Not that I know.
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what we had talked about.
Oh, and she has this dress, right?
That she found in the castle.
She's like, am I sexy enough in my sexy body with a sexy dress for the sexy Duke of Earl?
When she's just... Tartin. Duk, Duke, Duke of Duke.
When she's just wearing the bottom half of the dress and like a slip on top, and I'm like,
Oh, Brooke Shields, holy shit, your muscular.
Yeah, Brooke Shields will kick the shit out of you.
She has like intense pecks.
Yeah, good for her.
Yeah, man. Learned to fight. What's liquid pouring mean in quotes? In quotes, in quotes, liquid pouring.
I don't know, man. I got nothing. It happened right after Gloria. I think that was the same part.
Yeah, it's weird to have a deeply Christian song to these two finally fucking. There's
liquid pouring in that same scene. And how did the town know the next day? Did they all watch? Because they're like, everyone's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to their to their to their. their to their. to their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the next day? Did they all watch? Because they're like, everyone's going to know we fucked. Do you have to tell the paper? Oh, oh, oh, you too fucked, you stink of it? Of course,
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It's a kids show.
Mira, Mira, Mira, Mira, hey.
I think that was the Gloria part, because they were going through like the town,
like they do in Mira.
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The same, we're all talking about Gloria here.
Yeah, we're all just walking through town spreading their sex stinks.
Yes.
Yes, I think that's all related.
Do you smell unwatched dick?
What's going on around here?
I wrote, is she a virgin?
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I am begging Vicky to fast forward 15 minutes and she just fucking won't.
I love the scene after the romance montage where they're back at the castle and she's like, you
know, I'm thinking about the future because we fucked once so we're going
to be together forever because that's how it happens. And everybody I've ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. and everybody have ever fucked I'm still with them. It's super weird for all of them.
Sorry life partners.
But she's like, so we're going to have to figure out like how,
like a living arrangement.
It's like, where are you going to say?
And he's like, you want me to be a servant?
I'm like, sir? No? No?
And I was like, yo, girlfriend, that's a red flag. You gots to go. Absolutely. And he screams, you want to buy my castle?
And it's like, it was on the market.
That's what real estate transactions are her.
I wrote that.
She's so mad on her.
Yes.
He'll turn.
But you're the one who put it up in the market.
Yes. So she's got, she's like, well fuck this, the deals off, I'm leaving, I'm taking my one
suitcase that has 10 to 12,000 outfits in it.
And all of her friends' outfits.
And a bunch of pairs of boots because I have like 12 pairs of boots that I've been wearing
through this whole thing.
Maybe.
Maybe.
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Airbnb in this shit. It's true. That is very smart. You don't have great Airbnb. She doesn't have to leave. I would love to stay there. She actually owns it. No, she owns it.
He got to leave. Well no, the whole thing was if she didn't last through Christmas Day.
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This is real estate law?
I have a lawyer in Scotland.
Can't tell me about this lawyer, Katie.
And I don't think that's right.
Worked the little bullshit thing in this movie.
Like, when she goes to her friend, she's like, I gotta go, I'm gonna leave.
By the way, I've already paid off all of your mortgages.
And they're all like, oh, thanks, buddy.
Thanks for getting the...
No, she said she's gonna do it when she gets back.
I was like, she's never going the knitting group is all like weeping. You've known this bitch for three months, right?
Like I think it's less. Less? And she's like, I should never fall in love with him. And this is where our silent friend Angus, whom I love says,
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mistakes there, Angus. This is awe where I wrote, this is the most I've ever wished I was dead in over
nine years of this show, wishing I was dead. It is. You have turned off a movie before. That's true. I don't know, I really
wish for the sweet release. That's because I wouldn't let her turn it off. Honestly, yeah. I forced
her to keep going. Yes. Thank you. I thought I was doing the right thing. I think you were. I prayed for the sweet release of death. So the same tax. The one taxi driver in ta. the one. taxi. taxi. taxi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tha. I tha. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. I th. I th. I I'm gonna take you to the airport. And she's wearing leather pants for a transatlantic flight which fuck you. Yeah she's just gonna be
filled with fucking fart crotch. Yeah it's gonna be so sweaty. Just wet undies
for the whole flight. Not for the good reasons. Swampass. Swampass. This is
Brooke Shills. Nothing comes between her and Calvin Klein's. Whoa you brought it around. She's just dripping out the bottom of those leather the the the the the leather the leather the leather the leather the leather the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the leather of the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S f. S. S. S. S. S. S. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S f. S. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. F. F. t on these. Whoa, you brought it around. Yeah. I love that so much. She's just dripping out the bottom of those leather pants.
Wow, wow.
That's true.
Fuck dude.
But the, but she doesn't have to wear those to a transatlantic flight
because the fucking taxi breaks down in on purpose? I think it was on purpose. Yeah, the whole town is in Caputts.
He could have gotten a decent fair to the airport.
Yeah, but he...
But he... He should have done it...
He likes his friend.
He should have done it way down the road, is what I'm saying.
No.
You got to give able to walk back to the pub. And she has to be able to go back and they're all going to be like, you know, we're going to the party.
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and his little combat boots.
He's dressed like a guy who's gonna skank the night away.
Kiki little boots. And he throws a snowball at her window and then hits her in the face with a snowball.
Right. And he's like, I wish I could quit you. Come. We have to go bead love together and love and love and love and she loves him and he loves her.
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other Idget and all the other names for idiot that Scottish people have, yes.
Why would he change his mind? Well he just realized that he was being a dick and
that he's always loved her. Something happened. I think Thomas has been
telling him to get a shit. I'm just, I find this unrealistic. I pretty much really? Notis where you find him th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I find this, I find this unrealistic. I pretty much still don't do any notes at this point.
This is where you find it realistic.
That's it.
Just that part.
He says to her, you want a castle, it's yours and I wrote in all caps.
Why is a man never said that to me?
But she bought it.
It's true.
I don't have my end of a deal.
She left for 15 minutes.
Remember what the castle?
She has to do that?
Or is she a fucking prisoner?
No.
All the lights?
No.
I said, did Thomas?
Oh, yeah.
Who put those lights up?
.
the fucking Thomas? That was intense. So we see, we finally see Helen's husband who she's been talking about this whole time.
Who's Helen?
The older woman in the knitting circle.
Oh, okay.
Oh, the one that looked like Jerry.
Oh, yeah, like our aunt.
We see...
She looks like her.
She looks like Jerry.
They can understand that Vicki and I share an aunt.
What you're like, she's going to go away Jerry.
I'm just helping her to understand.
Someone in Wichita went, oh yeah, it's a nice to dance.
And we see that Rona has some nerd that she brought with her.
Rona's a girl that can't close her eyes.
Okay.
We see that Maisie and Thomas are saying each other next to each other and Thomas is like,
do you want to dance? Right. He's so deserves to get fucked. You know, and I mean that in
the nice way. Yeah, not running around hanging brain. Hanging brain!
I'll cut that out.
No, you won't.
You'll keep that.
You'll think about what you just said to us.
So, uh, Wesley Miles gets up on stage and he's like, I just want to say,
Merry Christmas, everyone,
and I'd like to introduce you to the granddaughter
of Bobby McGinty.
And I was like, oh, it's Brookshields.
It's Lexi McGinty!
And he's calling her Lexi toginty, not Lexi Brown.
Yeah. Yeah, because she's changing her name too. Really? Wow, I missed all that. that. that. that wow, I missed all that. And so she comes in, she's like, you're not at your dad's wedding and Lexi says,
yes, I'll go to the next one. Yeah, that's when I got that. Because he's a dog. But then she was on the flight when they were having the breakup or whatever it was. Yeah, to the they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they were they were they were having they were their their they they were they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were having they were they were they were they were they were they were their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. To Scotland. Like that would have been really terrible if they didn't get back together.
Because then she would have been there. Wait! She called, he called Lexi. It must be before.
It must have been before. Miles. Eiles. times their sile. times thin doesn't add up.
Eillain doesn't add up. Oh, hi. I've to be their slave. Timeline doesn't add up. It had to have been before. It had to been before they got in the fight that he called.
Listen, he was like, I'm gonna make your mother miserable.
So could you just like hop on a flight to Scotland?
You know that sweater, the toto look at their naked bear to see a
nipple yeah that's true so don't yeah yeah don't don't look too hard
there's a man you can play drums with a soul patch oh yeah it's a soul patch to
play drums I just had a soul patch badly written out there I have a degree in writing. We see Angus and Hamish
dancing together. And he's been sad for a long time so it's super funny. Yeah
and he's got a fucking Christmas balls in his beard. Oh that was I love that part.
I love that because it was the last scene. Well no the last scene is her back on Drew.
Oh, what Katie made us turn it off at that point.
The credits were rolling.
So the credits were rolling.
And I said this is the good part,
and she was like, it's over.
And I turned it off.
Click.
The credits are rolling over them,
ad living, like, would assume so. Yeah, there has to be. And it's like they're ad-living, like,
this is hilarious. It's not funny. It's not a funny. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
It was outtakes? Yeah. Oh, dude. It was, I thought it was, she came back. She comes back, but they're just like doing out takes of her being on the show. Oh, I didn't th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, see. Oh, see. Oh, oh, oh, see. Oh, see. Oh, oh, see. Oh, see. Oh, oh, see. Oh, oh, see. See, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. Oh, I, I, I, th. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, th. No, we don't. And that is a god-dam castle for Christmas.
That was horrible.
Sounds like we're going to the ratings phase, everybody.
No one fucks a ghost.
No one does fucking ghost.
I'm not, Alan, I'm not doing this again next year.
We gotta do a ghost fucking one and then we can stop. No, you can do a ghost fucking one. You're and I will stay home. Absolutely not.
You're the funny one.
I'm the pretty cool one.
You are pretty cool.
I'm pretty and cool.
I did see a connection between like last year's Christmas movie and this Christmas movie.
Oh, go on.
And I wrote a whole thing about it.
Okay, I'm going to read what I wrote.
Literally same storyline as last year, Lindsay Lohan, so I have for
a closed castle and then an arrow that says, but there was some sort of theory.
Maybe I can make sense of it. Wait, it's the exact same movie as a movie where Lindsay
Lohan loses her memory and is held hostage. Oh, ski resort. There was a close.
There it is. Ski resort. So there was a closed castle in this one. the last one was going ski the the the th. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. Ski. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. thooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. ski resort right that was that was gonna close its doors yeah yes and then there was a rich author and there was a
rich socialite and they went to save it yeah so it's basically the same
movie I think that is a very common like romcom Christmas romp I haven't really
watched any outside of these two so I don't know you watch I did
because a Lindsay Lohan I did because of Lindsay Lohan because the Lindsay Lohan. That's why I watched it. I know and I, yes, yes, it wasn't because of this podcast, it was because a Lindsay
Lohan.
Controversial opinion, Missy swears this movie is better than the Lindsay Lohan movie.
So not true.
Oh, not.
Wrong.
Wrong, she is an expert in these.
the ex-up. In this one, there's only 30 minutes of Christmas.
Katie, give me a rating on this movie. Zero, this is fucking terrible.
Vicky, one to 10, or zero to 10. What would you get?
I'll give it anything. I'll give it a one because I really like the dog. Oh, one for Hamish. Hamish. I do think that if Hamish got wet, thanky. I the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. theea. theeeeeeeea. theeeeeeea. theee. theee. the. the. the he'd be a stanky dog. I mean all dogs stink.
He got a stanky dog. My youngest smells like a wet dog when she gets wet too.
What is that? Why is that? I don't know. My oldest doesn't? I don't know. She's part puppy.
I don't know. I do remember having a conversation with a black friend years ago where they were convinced that white dogs? No they were convinced they were th white people white people white people white people white people white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white white that they were they were that they were they were the white white white white white white. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. that that that the. to thei. to to thei thei thei thei thei thei the. the. certain people in my life that I'm like, are you petting a dog with wet hands?
No, they're right. So, zero? One.
Uh, I'm gonna give it a big stinky dog.
Yeah, big stinky dog. Yeah, it's a big stinky dog a movie.
What's that? It's just not that. It's just not that. It's nonsense. There are no rules? This is our show. I do love Brookhields and Carrie Elwis.
He is so creepy in this, though.
I did not want to make love to Carrie Elwis in this movie.
His, he's no eyebrows, Botox mouth and squinny eyes.
That's what I wrote.
I won't though.
No, no.
Because he doesn't fuck on the first stage, or the second or third, or several months of living together, or...
Handshake, ear sniff.
I told you not to wear that dress after you said I could wear this dress.
What?
What are you fucking talking about?
I want to see the like gritty drama that's their relationship falling apart as his mood swings,
just won't calm down. And Thomas has moved out with Maisie so he's not even there to be his like out of
van. And the knitting circle is like we can't be apart to this anymore.
No, I'm so sorry.
This is unhelted. This is to go. This is to go.
And Angus is like, oh my god, I was tottoo and that's really dark for him. Oh we should write that. A coffin for Halloween.
Ahhhh, but only 30 minutes would be Halloween. Yeah, right? The rest of it is summertime.
Why? I don't know.
A haunted castle for Christmas wean. Perfect. Let's never do this again.
Katie. thanks for having me. Well hold on we're not done yet. Oh, do you thi that to go home???? Oh, oh, that? Oh, that? Oh, that that that to that? Oh, that to that to that? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh? Oh, oh? Oh, oh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, tho, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, Alan. Vicky. Thanks for having me.
Well, hold on.
We're not done yet.
Oh, I'm going to go home.
Can I go home?
Not yet.
My pajamas.
This is a message from Justin T.
These are my lounge wear.
These are my pre-pajama pajamas.
These are my pre-pahjamma pajamas. like an Ebenezer's screwed hat and shirt. I got a one of a candle and walk up to bed.
She carries her candles on a tray.
I'm not Thomas.
I'm not Thomas.
I would like to read a quick letter from a listener.
Okay, okay.
This is from Justin T. Justin says, hey Katie and Alan.
And Vicky. I had my first child about
a year ago. Congratulations. And in between doing dad stuff, I fell in love with horror movies.
Oh, fantastic. Yeah, your life does get a little dark in that first year. It's better from here,
though. Don't tell them that. We have to tell people this so they stick around.
The hormones aren't cutting it anymore.
No, that baby's like peak cute.
About a month later, how to family get together, I guess after the year of falling in love with hearts.
Sure, sure. Sorry, we digressed so far from us.
My uncle told me about you guys and said you were the greatest, so I sat down, popped
the podcast on, and have never looked back.
Justin's uncle, thank you.
You guys are phenomenal and have made my life in general so much better by having yins in
it.
Oh nice!
Proper usage shoots.
I'm guessing he's not a native.
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Oh my god, you sweet baby Angel. Anyways, thank you again for everything. Can't wait for the next episode.
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M.T. Barrington from the Rabbit episode.
M.T. Barrington! I know. Wow, family ties. We did it, y'all.
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Of course.
Of course.
And it's his Uncle Muston.
Muston T. Barrington.
Mustn T.Barrington.
Thank you so much for taking the time to write to us.
That really means the world to me.
And for being a patron? listening to this when he's diaper changing at 3 a.m. Yeah just us being like bleah! That'll fuck you up. Carry on was his dick. I don't want to see his
dick I feel uncomfortable about it. I bet it has the dreadfire Robert's hat
on. You thought I was left bald but I'm right bald.
Oh hanging brain is never gonna leave me. No I have to cut that out! No, I have bald. Hang in brain, this is never going to leave me.
Now I have to cut that out.
You say it, Vicky, then he used to cut all of it.
No, no, no.
I don't want to repeat that.
It's the grossest thing I could think.
Katie. What are we going to do know, since the beginning of this podcast, I do you think? Yeah, came out the, just as we started making this
podcast. Yeah, and I'm gonna really like it, not be angry at all, right? Yeah, no,
no, no, you're gonna love it. It's like, they call it the Carrie Elwice's Dick of Movies. Oh no, what is it? Anne? W. Watt is it? What is it? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa? W, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, w. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, it? Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, th. Yeah I do love James Wan movies.
A mean doll. A doll with a bad attitude. I love Chuckie. I loved Mithregan.
Dahls was great. Dolls was great.
Taurus trap are they mannequins? I don't remember but I liked it.
Yeah, they're dollish. They're dollish. They're doll-ass. Puppet masters I sometimes like.
Wax work is kind of dolly. Yeah, I those, so I'm probably gonna love Annabelle.
House of Wax with a Paris Hilton?
If I like Annabelle, do we have to stop doing the podcast?
No.
Are one of us dead?
Are you gonna murder me?
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So we're gonna do Hannibal.
Let's get the hell out of here.
All right, Vicky, thank you so much for being here.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me.
Just starting the movie.
I'll never be invited back.
No, you did a few jobs. And if someone could message me and tell me what the plan is. If anyone fucking steals the beans, I will come back from the grave and ruin all of you.
Now I've got to listen to 500 episodes of podcast to figure out what's going on.
Just get your husband drunk.
He's not good at secrets when he's drunk.
I knew that telling him was a short fire away.
He hasn't told me yet.
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That means he'll break into your home. Oh God. You don't want to wake up to this.
Yeah. Weirder shit to wake up to the world. Vicki, thank you so much. Thank you thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you thank you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank you th. Thank you so th. Thank you so th. Thank you so much th. Thank you so much th. Thank you so much th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks. Thank you so much thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks. Thank you so much thanks. Thank you so much thanks. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you just me. Look at us. This is my show.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's wrap this up.
Go be a Patreon if you want to do that.
I've got a little Christmas scratch laying around.
Maybe go get a T-Public shirt or something?
Did your grandma write you a Christmas check?
Go to T-Public.
Go to T-Public. their their Yeah, get a one of those General Scospital t-shirts and the kids love. Your grandma would love that you spent your money on that.
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