Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 468- The Visitor (1979)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Katie. Alan. My pretty bird. You're a pretty bird. Are you a pretty bird? Are you a pretty bird? Are you a pretty bird? Am I pretty bird?

Starting point is 00:00:14 You're a pretty bird? You're a pretty bird. Are you a pretty bird? Are you a pretty bird? Are you such a pretty bird? Oh, with your pretty whistles? Are you such a pretty bird? You're such a pretty bird? Oh, with your pretty whistles. I'm a pretty bird. Are you such a pretty Jesus?

Starting point is 00:00:27 I'm a beautiful blonde blue eye Jesus. He is a beautiful blonde blue eye Jesus. What is happening? We're talking about a movie of your choosing. I don't know how this happened. I genuinely don't know how this happened. You basically just hit like random on this happened. I genuinely don't know how this happened. You basically just hit like random on the internet and it was like, have you seen this? I was like, nah, no, I am it. The visitor. The visitor.

Starting point is 00:00:51 the visitor. Written by. Yeah. A video G. Osangitas. You are doing this just for fun now, aren't you? Well, how would you pronounce it? I don't know. I didn't even look at it. The director of one beyond the door. Did we do that? Yes, that's the one that's the exorcist spoof. With the guy from Deep Red as the dad, and he gets accosted on the street by flute players. Yeah, I remember that now. Why did they have those, why were they just playing those flutes? Sorry?

Starting point is 00:01:29 Yes. It's so funny what these people think America is? I mean, truly. I'm looking at the cover art for Beyond the Door and I'm still like, me, I'm not so sure. Oh, you see it. We did it. It was released in the United Kingdom and an extended cut under the title Devil Within Her.

Starting point is 00:01:50 But that, to me, is the John Collins movie. Yeah, but that Joan Collins movie decided to have every movie name ever. I will love it. I love to star off on a foreign planet. Yes. With John Houston, who I would listen to read the fucking phone book. His voice is just buttered to me. It is, he had a smooth silk. And for all you youngsters out there, he was the voice of Gandalf and the Hobbit cartoon and that's all I can think of when he talked. He looks like Gandalf. He's got a good enough look about him. Yeah. But in, the the the the the the the the the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. And the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah he talks. Cute. He looks like Gandalf.

Starting point is 00:02:25 He's got a good enough look about him. Yeah. But in the beginning of the movie, they dressed him up like Obi-Wan Canobie from Star Wars. Yeah, Rob said, oh look, Obi-Wan Kenobi and I said, I don't know what that means. And he said, yes, you do. I didn't. No, I didn't. He's got a meeting in the middle of a desert planet. Yes. With liquid clouds or something.

Starting point is 00:02:50 Or something? It looks like the movie Wizards. Have you ever seen Wizards the cartoon? Yeah. Sure. That's a Ralph Baxchey classic if I remember correctly. I believe so. And who does he meet in the desert? An oatmeal child I think? I

Starting point is 00:03:06 was like, ooh, a hooded figure. Is this ET? What is happening here? No, it's an oatmeal child. It's a living snow angel with no eyelids. What is this thing? Truly, what is this thing? It's a representation of Kearney Collins, says John Houston says? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. that. the. So. to. I I I I. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. this this this this this this this this this this this this this this. I I I this. I I this. I I this. I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. a representation of Craney Collins says. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's kind of doing like a chicken dance and then she's kind of walking backwards and disappears and you're like, huh. It's so funny because he's so uncomfortable because they're blowing, I'm assuming asbestos at the whole man. I mean, no, that's just snowing really hard. What do you talking about? He's just cold. And it's like sticking to his his his his his his his his his his his his his to his to his to his th. Oh oh oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the home man. It's just snowing really hard. What are you talking about? He's just cold.

Starting point is 00:03:46 And it's like sticking to his face, he's like, oh, oh, God, this is awful. Oh, oh, oh. It seems miserable throughout this film. Apparently, Lance Hendrickson referred to this film as a real turkey. Oh, like this was from the Atlanta? Yeah, they like shout out the mayor and the governor, the mayor of Atlanta and the governor of Georgia at the beginning of this movie, which by the way has no intro music and just white text on a black black background. Fantastic. Michael Paradise.

Starting point is 00:04:18 Michael Paradise. Not your fucking name. Julio Paradisi. Anyway, we got to Frank O Niro. Talking to a bunch of Harry Krishna children. Talking to a bunch of Harry... Why are... Did they shave all these kids? Yes! Fuck, dude, that's all like 27 bald children wearing robes. He is blonde, blue-eyed and permed to the hilt. They dyed as beard blonde.

Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, they sure did. He's Jesus, I guess, though it's never like explicitly. I think he's Jesus-ish. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. But he is credited as Jesus Christ. And apparently uncredited in this role. And I'm like, you're the second face we see. How do you get to be uncredited?

Starting point is 00:05:13 Apparently Karim Abdul Jabbar is also in this movie uncredited? Yeah, there's a whole fucking basketball sequence. But he's not in it. I was like, I re-washed it this morning to be like, where is he? Yeah. But then I was like, am I just being like sportsist? Maybe he's just in the background somewhere in the movie. Maybe. I mean, you'd assume. Because there's a character named Abdul Jabbar. Right. But it's not Korean Abdul Jabal Jabbar. No. But we'll get to that.

Starting point is 00:05:45 Blonde Jesus is talking to the bald kids. It's a lot of back story. Like I was thinking, are these children listening better than I am? Because they're probably not. It's so much. So he's telling them about this alien bad guy. Satine. He's saying satin, which is a fabric.

Starting point is 00:06:07 He's a great evil man named Nogahide. Nagaid is a great name for a villain. It's true. Yeah, write that down. Copyright that. He's, he's explaining satine to the children. And I was like, okay, so that's like a take on Satan. So what are they going to do for God? Oh, they just name him Yahweh. Commander Yahweh.

Starting point is 00:06:32 Commander Yahweh. He, okay. And I was like, is Blonde Jesus Commander Yahweh? No. I think John Houston is Commander Yahweh, right? Yeah, I guess. Okay. Um, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:06:52 I don't know. And he explains how an army of birds take out Zatine. An immense army of birds. Yeah, because he had turned himself into a bird. Right. And they take out the bird. But then he's like- With other birds. The only the only the only the only the only the only th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi that that thi that thi is thi is that that that that that that that thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's is that's is that's is that's is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thia. the only theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thia. thia. thia. th out the bird. But then he's like... With other birds. The only thing

Starting point is 00:07:06 that can stop a bad bird is a bunch of good birds. Exactly. That's what the BRA has been telling us for you. No, I'm sorry, it would be the NBA, the National Bird Association. Not the Bird Rifle. Somewhere in the Audubon Society is like, hey, fuck you man. Apparently, and he says at one point, like the bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like him fatally in the brain and I was like what? What does that mean? But he had both previous to that he had made it with many earth women. Right and he's transmitting his wicked spirit to children through his seed. What is he Anthony Keetus? Oh no, the demon in his seaman. I began to the the brain. I began to the the brain. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the birds. the. the. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. to. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the birds. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the spirit to children through his seed What is he Anthony Keitas? No, the demon in his demon. I Began to worry that this was all the movie was this part was so long

Starting point is 00:07:52 It was just gonna be Franco Niro telling a bunch of bald children some story where you're like I don't know what you're saying And then Jersey comes in, John Houston. Why is this his name Jersey Kokowitz or something? Why? Because he's Polish. He says, my name is Jersey. My name is El, don't call me late for dinner.

Starting point is 00:08:13 Call me Jersey. Like, that's not, that's, my name is Katie. Call me Katie. My name is El, don't call me late for dinner. He shows up and everybody in the room gives him the stink guy and then they all love him. Yes, why do they look at him like how dare you interrupt? And then he, Franco Niro goes, did it happen again? He's like, yes, her name is Katie Collins. She's eight years old, even though when we meet her, she'll be 13 years old. Yeah, that child is pubescent for sure.

Starting point is 00:08:47 But it doesn't matter, because right now we're cutting to the Omni in Atlanta to see the thighlights of the movie. Basketball match. The late 70s were a great era of basketball thighlights. Why don't bring those tiny shorts back? Yeah. those tiny shorts back. Bring those tiny shorts back. Do it for me. There's a scene where the main basketball man, Abdul, is running down the court and his thighs are just this jiggly, wiggly, deliciousness. They sure are. I could not have described it better myself. You know

Starting point is 00:09:20 what though? It's a lot of basketball. You know what I don't want to watch? Basketball? You got it. Yeah. I mean, this movie is like an hour and 45 run time, so they didn't need this much padding, I don't think? No. No.

Starting point is 00:09:35 But they wanted to go, they had perfect. And the whole time the basketball game is going, there's these violin squeaks. Yeah, you could just get basketball sounds, right? But I think they're like evil squeaks. Oh, okay. Because when we see rock star Katie walking through the crowd. Oh my god, she's so fucking cool with her feathered hair and giant sunglasses. And then she like makes eye contact with Abdul and is like, are they gonna make out what's happening here?

Starting point is 00:10:15 I really don't know what this scene is because she lowers her sunglasses and stares him in the face and he stares back? Yeah. But what do they both feel? I have no idea. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Is he also a so thi. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. I. She. She. I. She. She. She. She. I. She's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. She's th thi's thi's thi's th th th thi. She's thi's thi's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. And she's. And then. And then. And th. And she. And she. And she. And she. And she. And she. She's th. She's th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th th th th thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's so thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. She's thi. him in the face and he stares back. Yeah. But what do they both feel? I have no idea. I don't know. Okay. Is he also a child of zatine? Oh, maybe.

Starting point is 00:10:32 Maybe. Maybe. But I thought we're told that Barbara is the last jeans of satine. I think so. I thought about making satin jeans and what that would look like. You know, you wear them. Satine, satine denim. Oh man, I would just be like slipping out of chairs all the time. I love that. that's so silky. Wee. But in the scene we also meet Lance Henrickson. Yeah. Little baby Lance Henricks. You think? Oh yeah. I do not have a thing for Lance Hendrickson. Big eyelashes and puffy lips, you got me. That's your Killian Ruppie thing, yeah, yeah. He's just too, he's just too ropey for me.

Starting point is 00:11:08 Yeah. Do you ropey? He's hanging out with Barbara, is his partner. Yes. And then Barbara's friend who has my favorite hairstyle in this movie. Describe the middle straight going down and then it gets like real I don't know like border collie Yeah Great description. Yeah, yeah, it's a good hairstyle great time for hairstyles

Starting point is 00:11:32 Just volume volume volume volume volume and also just a great time for a rich people decor. Oh my god, I'm obsessed with their home. They're swimming pool. Jesus. What the one? The outside one the outside one that had spikes around it? Yes, it's so fucking cool. Oh, oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm the? I'm? I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tole. tole. to to to to to to to. to to. to the the the the the the the the the, what the which one? The outside one or the inside one? The outside one that had spikes around it. Yes, it's so fucking cool. Okay, but Lance Henrickson is the owner of the Atlanta basketball team. The rebels. The what? I didn't catch that? Did not catch that? No, no, no. He's being interviewed by the press and talking about how he's going to have an open checkbook. Where did your money come from, though? You can't ask that. Where does your money come from, though? You can't ask that. But where does your money come from? Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:12:09 Uh, God. God. God. And then I thought, Bob Netting, owner of the Pittsburgh to thear. the-o'thear-o, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. too, tho, tho, tho. tho. to-o, to-o, to-o, to-o, to-o, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God. to, God. th. th. to, God. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-o. to-o. to-a. to-a. to turn this from Luzerville back to Atlanta. Yeah. What? I would like starting pitching is really what I would like. Anyway, there's an exploding dunk also. Can we talk about the exploding dunk? Katie does that.

Starting point is 00:12:35 But? She pops the ball. Okay, so the ball exploded? Yeah. So she prevented them from winning the game by making the ball explode. It's 99-100000000.00. That.00. That that.00.00. That's.00. That seems.00.00. That seems.00, th.00, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I I I I I I, th. I I I, th. I I I, th. I I. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I thi. I thi. I th game by making the ball explode. It's 99-100. That seems, that seems like a lot. A hundred for the rebels and the San Francisco minors. Minors, that's right. Not, not, not to be confused with one, with 40 niners. I'm like, does it say San Francisco niners on there? Miners. And he goes up to dunk it. This is Abdul, right? Yeah. And we see the ball explode in th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th. That's th. That th. th. th. th. He th. He th. th. He th. He th. He th. the the. the. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the. the. the. the. th see the ball explode in this poor man's face. I felt so sorry for him. He's just like, ah! That's the scariest part of the movie. So, when,

Starting point is 00:13:15 after the ball explodes, Katie pulls her sunglasses back up, and we cut to the scoreboard and we see it not change. He did not score. No man, you can't score an exploding ball. We all know that. I mean, and if a ball explodes, the game is over, you know, done. Done. No takes, no takes, the backs. And then it just cuts to people under a fur blanket. And I thought, I love the 70s so much. You know what I didn't fucking ropey. I've never seen ropey toes before. Now you have. Now you have. And I think Barbara is gorgeous, but I think it's 80% that haircut.

Starting point is 00:13:53 I mean, she is very beautiful. But it is a lot. Her hair is doing some heavy lifting. Oh my god. It's like swoop How do I get that air cut? I think you have to let it grow out a little. Huh? Yeah. They're talking about fucking, oh he calls it making love, which of course you know I hate. She says, that explosion was wild. And he said, which one? The one of the game or the one after? And I was like, oh, don't don't talk about your nut. Don't speak to the woman you just the woman the woman th. th. th. th. to to to to to to the woman. to to to to the woman. to to th. th. th. the to th. to to the to to to to to to to to tooom. tooom. the the the too. too the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to the woman you just nutted in about your nut. Although I guess he didn't because she's trying not to get pregnant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:27 And he's like, you're always silent during sex. I thought, maybe you suck at it. Like, did you, he's like, I wish you would be more vocal. And I thought, like, I don't know, maybe, are you doing it right? Are you just pumping away? Woohoo! What's she supposed to do? I don't know. I mean... Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance. Lance, Lance, Lance.

Starting point is 00:14:50 He is a jockjams kind of guy in this movie. And he's like, gives us long speech about like, we're always talking about talking, but we're not really talking. It's like, shut the fuck up up up up up up up up up up up up, you, you, you, you, you, you, th up, thup, thup, th, you, th, you, thu, like your deep thoughts. He wants her to marry him. I can't marry you, Raymond. I'm just seven years divorce from my husband. Seven years!

Starting point is 00:15:13 She goes, it'll be seven years. Wait, seven and a half? What? That's plenty of time. You can move on. And I hope I always loved him. I loved him so much. Lent Anderson's like, yo, I just, to get, to get, to get, to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. thi. I loved him so much. Lansen's like, yo, I just nut it. Yes, don't get Bah! Sorry. And then she's like, he gets like, you're not normal. And she's like, yes, but you treat me normal and I love you for that. She seems overly normal.

Starting point is 00:15:38 She might be the definition of. She's pretty basic. And then she gives this thing about like, it's Katie. She scares. She's, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, to to to to to th. thi, to to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, the the th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. the to to the to, to to to to to to to to to to to to then she gives this thing about like, it's Katie. She scares me. And he's like, you're crazy, Barbara. Okay. You suck. I hate you. Marry me. Yeah. Cut to, Barbara going home. Why do they have that screen by the front door. To play pong on. I would just it would just get in your way coming into the house. It's true, yeah. Oh yeah, and then they have the projecting pong. Wait, you're not talking about the screen? No, no, there's like a privacy screen by the front door, like one of those folding things. Yeah, it's really weird. That's what doors are for. And everybody who comes in has to like come in and walk around it. I love that. Katie has a bird. I was wondering is Lucy old enough to get a bird? I'm not fucking taking care of a bird? Are we going to get a paragon falcon for your child? Oh, she really wants a rabbit and I'm like, no, I'm not doing this.

Starting point is 00:16:46 They're not that fun. And just like we have two cats, you know, just fucking pet those. Make them hop. Make them hop and then just leave raisins around the house and you can imitate having a rabbit. Exactly. Yeah, we come in, Katie is playing pong by herself because her babysitter has fallen asleep, but when we first see the babysitter, her arm falls out of the chair. Yeah. And then as she's sitting there, she's doing this with her hand.

Starting point is 00:17:12 Like, she's not asleep. That woman's not asleep. That woman's not asleep. Katie says, one of these evenings, I'm really going to kill her. Get this child a therapist Barbara. Except she says one of these evenings I'm really going to kill her. She does and I love her. I want a brother. And her mom's reaction to I want her brother is the fuck. Yeah. I know Lance Hendrickson's been nutting in or near you. He tells me about it all the time. The explosion afterwards. Shut up. My God.

Starting point is 00:17:55 Cut to. Yes. The airport. The plane empties out and then the final guest is walked down the long hallway by a man who looks like a young captain kangaroo. There's a guitar sting on him. Wow! And the music, oh by the way, the music in this movie is fucking asinide. Everything about this movie is fucking acid-eye. Everything about this movie is inconceivable. The music all sounds like you're ramping up to an action news segment?

Starting point is 00:18:32 Yes. Bam, bomb, bam, bomb. A fire on Broad Street. Bada, bum, bump. Or like the intro to a 70s cop show where it's like we're working at night, you know? The night beat. The streets of San Francisco. Ba-ba-Bow-Bow-Bow-Bow.

Starting point is 00:18:53 He's got a Polish passport. And the guy at customs... Wait, I am not done talking about this intro because there's this guitar sting. And he and the airline guy come walking off and he is he looks fairly nondescript John Houston he's an older man wearing like neutral tones he's like in grandfather garb yes the airline guy is wearing this like head to toe red suit yeah yeah captain I'm just staring at him like who's this guy is he a bad guy and then I looked over and saw that it was John Houston walking next to him. And I was like, oh, he's an extra.

Starting point is 00:19:27 Like, of course your eye is going to go to the man with the afro and the red suit. Exactly. John Houston is incognito. Oh, you think this was purpose. Yeah. You think this point. Yeah, he's an old guy. Old man walking, which will not be the first time we see,

Starting point is 00:19:49 or last time we see him just old man walking through a movie. He loves to old man walk. Oh my God. So he goes up to the customs guy. And the guy's like, it's like, it's your first time in America. And John Houston goes, yes, it is. And I was like, why do you have an American accent? Yeah, great question. Great question.

Starting point is 00:20:08 Stamp the passport, go about your taste. That's it, that's all you got to do. Oh my god. Cut too, these are all quick cuts. Nothing makes sense. And at this point, you've forgotten about Franco Niro is Jesus, right? Gone. Gone. So we go into a shop where a guy is winding up this bird, and he's just winding it up, he goes,

Starting point is 00:20:28 great gift for a child. Yeah, and someone's like, oh yes, let's give a bird to this child, this weird wind up bird. I would love to buy this for Katie. Great gift for Katie. They do such a nice long linger on him too. Why? Because he does come back in a later scene, but it's inconsequential. And mom is like, ew, no, do not buy that from my child.

Starting point is 00:20:53 It's gross and I hate it. Yeah. And she's like, wrap it up. That's what you do to friends, kids, though. 100%. You go to the store, you find the toy that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's thoe thoe thoe thoe thoe thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. the store you find the toy that screams the most yep this one if you hit it it shoots things. Yeah Perry of this show's guest fame recently taught Lucy how to make slime so thank you Perry she loves it sorry about your car fits sorry about everything you own sorry what your cats are just walking around with two cats stuck to a ram.

Starting point is 00:21:27 I'm wanna rab it. These cats are done, I wanna ram it. Why is my child Katie Collins age to age? I'm owning a rabbit. Mom! SMDH. SMDH. Prime real estate there in Atlanta though, this abandoned hospital or whatever?

Starting point is 00:21:47 Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, so some bald dude and a trac suit comes and grabs John Houston. Yes. Then they make an old man climb a bunch of steps and hop through a window. He looks so tired. There are points in this movie where his shoulders are very hunched and I think, my God, he's exhausted. Yeah. Let this man rest. Let this man rest. But also I hope this got him a hot tub, you know, I hope he bought a hot tub with his money. I do have to admit that this movie got me during some

Starting point is 00:22:15 of the downtime in this film. I found myself looking at pictures of young Angelica Houston. Oh, this is Angelica Houston.. I had no idea. I love Angelica Houston. She was a real smoke show when she was a youngster. Um, like in Spinal Tap? Yes. When she made up when she builds Stonehenge? It's written right here on a napkin. 18 inches. It says it right here. Ah, the best movie for me.

Starting point is 00:22:43 I have been so many notes and say making this old dude climb steps. Yeah, I mean it's long. There's so much downtime. So they get to the roof of this abandoned building. What? And he like looks around, there's a long scene of him looking around, and then a long scene of him nodding to the man in the track suit, who then invites other skinned. Yes. And then the scene cuts. They dance. They do like a little choreograph thing where they all take the cases off their shoulder in like a wave format. It's just rhythmation. Like it's one of those dance competition shows for dance troops, you know? And then the scene, the. So that was just a scene. That was just a scene.

Starting point is 00:23:29 So what happens next with Lance Hendrickson? He, we get, first of all, we get a very close up shot on the butler of these men. Why? It's either mayor and or governor. Oh, could be. I'm going to believe, yes. Totally, based on nothing, I believe yes. Raymond Lance Hendrickson is going to meet with a boardroom full of old white men.

Starting point is 00:23:52 The cabal as I call it. The cabal. And they're, you know, it's like, are you sure of what you're doing? He's like, hell yeah, I'm going to win some basketball games. Okay. Then I'm gonna nut. Then I'm gonna nut. These men want him to impregn to imp to imp to imp them him him to to to to to to to to to to to to to them to to to to to to the the the the to the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tho. thoom. thoom. thoombea. Raymond. Raymond. th. Raymond. th. Raymond. th. th. Raymond. th. th. Raymond. th. th. th. th. th. th. Raymond. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be toe. toa. toa. toe. toa. toea. tha. tha. tha. These men want him to impregnate Barbara. In return, his basketball team will win? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, there's other ways to win at basketball. Katie. I mean, I don't know much about basketball. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, it's called the Devil's Game for a reason. And also the white guy say to him, the head white guy, is like, listen, I'm going to tell you our real motive and I'm going to tell you right now and you can't tell anybody because there'd be consequences, but I'm going to tell you. And I was like, thank you for revealing it in the first act because I th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, and I was the, and I was like, and I was like, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, thin, thin, thin, thin, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, theea, thea, thea, thea. thea. And, thea'' thea' thea'a'a, thea, the white, thi, thank you for revealing it in the first act, because I do not have the time. He says quite possibly the dumbest thing in this movie full of dumb things. The jeans of Satin?

Starting point is 00:24:51 When he says, power corrupts, and ultimate power corrupts ultimately, and we need to make sure that happens. It's so good. And the whole time we keep cutting back to the butler with the door open, peeping on them?????. Like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the thi-up thi-upe thi-upe-upe thi-upin' thi-upes thi-upes thiomest thiomest thiomest thiomest thiomest thi-upe thi-upe thi-upe thi-upe thi-upe-upe-upe the-upe-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-upe-upe-upe-upe-upe-upe-upe-upe-inininthin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, things, things, things, thininin, thin, thin, thin, that happens. It's so good. And the whole time we keep cutting back to the butler with the door open peeping on them? Like, I'm the butler. I'm gonna butle. We learned that Barbara has the genes of Zettin and she is able to give birth to children with immense powers. Her womb is a special womb we're toled. A womb of womb, the womb of woombs, thoms, thoms, thoms, thoms, thoms, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I'm, I'm, the womb, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, Iu, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the the the the the the the the the the to, to, the the toge, the the the the the the the the the the the the the tld. A womb of the womb of wooms, truly. And you're like, oh no, a woman being impregnated against her will. Great. Thank you, 1979. I just have the note Supernatural Baby Factory. Supernatural Baby Factory. That's what she is. Ooh, can that be a band name? That's gonna be our synth wave phase.

Starting point is 00:25:48 We cut to Katie's birthday party. It's in their coke den of a wreck room. How is there not a recessed couch? Oh yeah, there needs to be a conversation pit. Katie is having a party, but she just wants to go out to see her bird friend. I love that every time she gets kissed on the cheek she wipes it off with like the the side of her hand she's like no. I think the child playing Katie is actually pretty great. Yeah yeah yeah she now runs a cosmetics company. Oh good for him. So John Houston is crashing an eight-year-old's birthday party just lingering around,

Starting point is 00:26:24 you can't do that. You can't do that, my dude. This is a film full of should be peterests. Yes, absolutely. So yeah, she's getting, she's getting gifts. She gets like a new Atari system. She gets, so she could play more pong. She gets, uh, the bird is the bird is given to her, but we don't see the bird. Because when she opens the box, there's no bird in the box.

Starting point is 00:26:45 There's a gun. The fucking handgun. The fucking handgun. And then we have the seed that I made Missy Watch this morning, because I was like, you have to see this. It's amazing. It's no, it's amazing. No, it's amazing. This is a miracle.

Starting point is 00:27:03 Talk me through the gun scene. She gets a gun. She opens a box. She gets a gun. She just drop it on the, she sort of throws it. She throws it. She says, mom, look what I got. Yes, she throws it. And when the gun hits the table, it goes off, shoots her mother in the today.

Starting point is 00:27:18 It goes off, she shrug, she shrug, she's, she's, she's, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she shrug, she s sha, she sa, she shrug, she shrugged. She's like did I do that? She has like the most comedic shrug I've ever seen. And her mom smiles at her as she's dropping to the ground. Right. What? Mr. Mr. Paradise? Mr. Mr. Mr. Paradise? Mr. Mr. Mr. J. Paradise. Mr. Mr. Michael, Mr. Michael Paradise. What was your direction in this scene? Um. Mr. Michael Paradise. What was your direction of this scene? Um... Ruh. Which is just him doing a bunch of cocaine. Right?

Starting point is 00:27:54 Your daughter throws a gun and shoots you in the back. You love it. You love her. You love her. You love her forever. And you love the shoot. It feels like a big a nut from Lanternix I haven't know what this says what the banana mamma man I'm a

Starting point is 00:28:13 man I because I ran out of words it's I mean her shrug the child shrug just really makes it I'm turning 50 soon and I've been going through it. I know. This movie was like exactly what I fucking needed. I just needed to bathe in stupidity for a while. It's just, it's just so insane. It's insane. It felt like a toned-down Santa Sangre or

Starting point is 00:28:47 something. It is very Jodorozky. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it's in the grand tradition of this writer ripping off other movies. Mmm, you don't say. Because this movie is the Omen, the Exorcist, the birds. A little bit of Star Wars, birds. A little bit of close encounters, I would say. Close encounters, and a whole lot of Jodorozky. OK. And oh my god, I like, this movie makes the peanut butter incident or solution.

Starting point is 00:29:15 The peanut butter incident is a better name for that movie. The peanut butter solution. The peanut butter solution that makes perfect sense. Oh, yes, citizen Kane of Canadian filmmaking. Yes, absolutely. Sleen Dian. Won all those Canadian Oscars? Do they have their own Oscars? They ought to? What do they call? What do they call? Loonies? What do they call it up there? So they take Barbara into surgery? Yeah, the doctor is the guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy guy? the guy? the guy? the guy? the guy? the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they? they th. they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. Who they're? Who to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I? C. C. I the? C. C. C. I toda? C. C. C. C. I toda. C. C. I toda. C. C. C. I toda. C. C. I tod Yeah. And the doctor is the guy, the guy from the cabal. Yeah, the head cabalman. Who I also really like. I think he's like very skisy. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. And they're going in under the hood. But also it's being cut with scenes of Katie doing splits? Yeah, gymnastic warm-ups. Is this supposed to say that Katie don't give a shit?

Starting point is 00:30:07 Mom's going to surgery, I'm going to gymnastics. Who drove her there? Yes. Because like, I think, you know, when a parent is ill, it's a good idea to keep things as normal for a child as possible. Yeah, yeah, especially when she caused it. Well, yeah, I mean, in what presumably was an accident. Mom, look! Mom!

Starting point is 00:30:28 So it's a very uncomfortable sequence of like medical stuff and then a child just doing splits on a blue mat with like no context. Especially because there's like lingering crot shots on the child that was like, hey, hey, can we get out of there? Yeah, I don't know what that was about. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that was about. Yeah. that. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. that. Mom. that. Mom. that. that. Mom. that. Mom. that. that. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. that. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. lingering crot shots on the child that was like, hey, hey, can we get out of there? Yeah, I don't know what that was about. That's not great. That's not great. She's a child. She's supposed to be eight.

Starting point is 00:30:54 Yeah. Don't fucking do that. That was weird. That was weird. I assumed they were going the bullet out too while they're under there. No, they just just fixed her up. They do neither of those things. The bullet stays in.

Starting point is 00:31:10 And they do not impregnate her. She's just paralyzed now. Uh-huh. Wait. What? Yeah, talk? OK. Katie. Katie's gymnastics coach says to her, Katie, you're doing gymnastics beautifully.

Starting point is 00:31:26 I'm so glad that that person's cousin got to be in the movie. Me too. And Katie was like, I'll be perfect. Okay, dude. And the coach is like, yeah, that's fine. You don't try to like talk her out of like, well, you know, you can do the best you can, but nobody can be perfect or whatever. No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. thi, you, thi, you, thi, you thi, thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you're, you're, thi, you're thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. to to thiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi to like well you know you can do the best you can but nobody can be perfect or whatever no you let her do that you will be you will be you'd better fucking be putting all this time into you and the coach is like how's your mom doing she's like I don't know she's in surgery da da da da da da da to do it's a wild because when Lance Henricks and the their their their is is is is is is is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is to to to to to to to their is their is their is to be to be to be their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is. their is. their is. their is. their is. their is. their is. t. toy. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. tm. today. their. their. their. their. wheelchair and they've had a lift installed on the stairs of their home, Katie's like, boy I really missed you. It's like, did no one take

Starting point is 00:32:07 you to visit? Also, who has been watching you? Huh? She was probably in that hospital for a long time. Zatine did it. Yeah, because she had to eventually work up to being able to lift herself up on the parallel bar in her hospital bed. Right, that's gonna be a that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thathe thathe thathe thathea. thathea' thathea' thathea' thathea' thathea' thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheathea th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. ta. ta. ta. took took took took took took took took to took to to to to to to to to took to to to to took took to take time. Yeah. Not doing that the next morning. No. Wild. I assume Lance Henderson, as her new daddy was there. Yeah, she does say now will be a family. Let me tell you about these explosions. Hmm. But there's a cop. There's a Glenn Ford cop. There's a Glenn Ford cop. Who is, for an Italian movie, doing the most work of any cop we've ever seen? He is hell bent on figuring out who gave this child a gun. One might say, he's doing too much work. He's doing way too much work.

Starting point is 00:32:56 Because he goes to the house and he's peeping on the kid. Two questions. Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah, yes. Second question, why was the curtain on the outside of the window? I don't know. Because he's pulling back the curtain. He's pulling back the curtain. Katie shoots the bird out of it, but the bird can't get to him because there's a window between him?

Starting point is 00:33:17 You're right. Why is the curtain on the outside of the window, Alan. Maybe he was inside and Katie was outside and we've misread the situation. What if the world is the inside of the house? Oh my God. What if the stars are just God's salt? God's just waiting to eat us. Oh yeah, Katie and I took LSD right before we start recording. It is 10.30 on a Sunday morning. I'm high out of my mind.

Starting point is 00:33:46 Yeah, dude. We see the cop questioning the shopkeeper, like this is where he comes back and you're like, oh yes, I remember him from earlier. In a world of amazing directorial decisions. Yeah. These interviews that Glenn Ford is doing are shot from behind his neck. He's got a good neck, a thick neck if you will. So that they can just keep like cycling through the people he's interviewing, but it's just like,

Starting point is 00:34:14 yeah, I don't want to see the back of Lenford's head. Can we do something else? I think this was very artful for the time. There's like a lot of sort of tricky ca work in this movie, which I don't understand understand th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thick thi thi thick thick thick the tho-in tho-forn' tho-in tho-like tho-like the the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. thiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi sort of tricky camera work in this movie, which I don't understand why they put in the effort. But it's like street magician level trickiness. And I'm like, I don't want to see this. Yeah, it's cool that you can do that, but please get away from me. Calm down, Chris Angel, just to thereaked. And then cut to, quick cut, to the new housekeeper coming in, Shelley Fucking Winters.

Starting point is 00:34:53 Shelly Winters, yeah. Who has, it is playing a very strange role. She's like in love with John Houston and I don't know, it's, yeah. She's dressed like a London bird lady. I was going to say she's like a Mary Plopins. Yeah. Who? She's supposed to be a housekeeper sent by the agency.

Starting point is 00:35:12 Yeah. Who brings a fucking bird? You cannot bring a fucking bird into someone else's house. Oh, Katie, they're not real birds. No, they're imitation birds. We I thought she had pet birds that she just took everywhere with her because that cage is huge. The fake birds that make her feel not alone. Wait, really? Oh my god that's so much weirder than actually bringing your pet birds because like bringing your own pet birds is fucking weird but at least they're like sentient beings with whom you have a bond. What? What?

Starting point is 00:35:44 Wait? Really? What? Wait, really? Is that a dress? Does she say anything about? Oh my God! See, this movie feels like a fever dream to me, where like that part just slipped away. I assumed that she was going to be the housekeeper from the Omen who came here to protect Katie. Yes. But instead, what if we flip that on its head? She said by Yahweh. Commander Yahweh. Commander Yahweh.

Starting point is 00:36:13 Speak to him respectfully. Call me Jersey. Call me my name that I just told you. Hi, I'm Katie. I love that. And she's like, she's bonding with mom, their astrology books., oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, they, they, their, they, they, they, they, they, to to to to to to to th. to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, she's thi, she's thi, she's their their their their their their their their their theeeate. their theate. toe. toe. theat thi. thi. the. the. me Katie. I love that. And she's like, she's, she's bonding with mom, their astrology buds. Oh, oh, God. And when they started getting into astrology, I was like, no, you're losing me. And they're like, oh, I'm a Leo in Sagittarius, Vagetarious.

Starting point is 00:36:38 I thought you were just one thing. You gotta be, your moons rising, your, stars stars are dipping and then she says oh We're the best Capricorns are the fucking worst Kady's like I'm a Capricorn She looks that are like you bitch you bitch You bitch you don't fucking hate Capricorns I'm gonna knock your teeth out of your mouth everyone born between mid-December and mid-January is a fucking loser like Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a Capricorn, yeah, right? According to the Bibble. Hmm. Interesting that they would say that. Interesting that they would say that.

Starting point is 00:37:15 Not even according to the Bibble, according to them many, many, many years later. When they were like, pagans can't have a holiday. Hours now. Jesus was born, okay? It's his birthday.. You. You. You. You. You. You. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, you. Jesus. Jesus. to to their. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus, you. to to to to to to to to to to to to to their Christ is their Christ is to Jesus. Jesus is to Jesus is to Jesus is to to to to to to to to to to to to to the C. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. their. their. their. their. their. their. their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their chiiiii. Jesus is have a holiday. Hours now Jesus was born okay? This is birthday. You want to just take away his birthday? You'll not get to celebrate that anymore. You'll not. Quick cut to John Houston on the roof with the art installation and the skin hits. Why are there bald people on the roof of an abandoned hospital in downtown Atlanta, Georgia? Why are they sitting next to a screen where people are doing hands shadows all over the screen? Yes, every time this movie cuts, which is often, it's to something totally different

Starting point is 00:38:02 that you've forgotten about completely. And then it comes back and you're like, ah, this again. Why? Why? Cut back to Katie and the housekeeper and the housekeeper is like, Katie's like, what is this? And she's like, oh, there's my imitation birds. Okay. I love my imitation birds. I missed this. I missed this. And she's like, oh, there's my imitation birds. Okay. I love my imitation birds. I missed this. I missed this. And she's like, you better be careful. Or Squeaky's gonna rip those to shreds. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:38:32 Squeaky is the paragrin falcon to lose the house. In the house! What the fuck? It doesn't even appear to train one of those birds. Did the child do this? Katie's age. Like, I feel like if Lucy started now. But yeah, the, the, Jane I think is the, um,

Starting point is 00:38:59 Shelley Winters character. Oh, sure. They are like getting snippy with each other right off the bat. And then Katie storms out of the house on a bus nearly hits the actress. Did you see that? That was actually the scariest thing I've ever seen in a movie because she's just a little girl. And that bus really nearly hits her.

Starting point is 00:39:18 Like, it's so upsetting. Like, it's so upsetting. So she's on the bus. There was no safety consideration for this child whatsoever. It's so upsetting. So she's on the bus. Yeah, she's being followed though. By the 70s cop. I'm so surprised to see a 70s cop working so hard. And so he sees her get on the bus and then he follows her to school and the bus

Starting point is 00:39:42 and she's not on the bus. So Glenn Ford is like, I guess I'll walk over there. I'm in the movie. I'm here now. He walks over there and she's standing on the other side of the bus and she slams the door. Where did the bus driver go? How did the bus driver just allow you're going to abduct my child.

Starting point is 00:40:06 Exactly. You know what though, Katie can take care of herself. She just turns to him and goes, go fuck yourself. And I was like, yeah, ACAB, Katie. Oh, you know what I realized the other night we were re-watching a light of duty? Where are you now? We are you know? We are in, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Katie, Katie, th, Katie, th, Katie, th, th, Katie, th, Katie, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Katie. Katie. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. the. Katie, that, that, Katie, Katie, that, that, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, the, Katie, Katie is the cop killing the pedophiles situation. Yes. Yeah. Did we get any traction on the line of duty?

Starting point is 00:40:33 Absolutely not. No. Nothing. We are the only people that listening to this podcast and watch line of duty. Okay. Um, fuck them then. So I realize that AC 12, anti-corruption unit 12, is ACAB. Oh my god, you're right. AC12, ACAB.

Starting point is 00:40:53 Jed Mercurio, you fucking genius. You fucking genius. ACAB. All cheeses are beautiful. All candies are beautiful. I was so stoked when I realized that. I was like, A-C-A-B! 13-12!

Starting point is 00:41:09 Amazing. Fuck it A-F-A-N-A-S. Fuck it A-A-N-A-S. So, she tells him to go fuck himself. they-Skit, thii. Go fucks, thu! Go, that's not what you know. And then she's like, you're a child molester. What?

Starting point is 00:41:28 Where's the gun, Katie? Do you really want to know? You should ride it down. SMDH. SMDH. And then she goes, she leads in and goes, it's up your ass. She's up your ass. She's so cool cool cool wish I was half as cool as Katie. I haven't noticed this as Katie is so cool.

Starting point is 00:41:47 She's so fucking cool. She's hilarious. She's great. I wish I as a 50-year-old man could tell other adults to go fuck themselves. I mean, truly this movie is a tragedy for what happens to Katie, you know. Cut to him in his office, the in the locker room of the police station. Yeah, that's where he sits. There's a secretary outside of his office who's just sitting in the fucking locker room.

Starting point is 00:42:17 No, that's an office. It's so good. He's talking about how there's no prints other than the kids on the gun. Yeah. That bugs me man. That really bugs me. Oh, they script the serial number. No, there was never a serial number. So they handmade it? I mean, does I mean, with do? Okay. And then the other cop, the pipe smoking cop is like, yeah, we're never going to finish this one. Let's just, th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. the. the, the. the. ththen the other cop, the pipe smoking cop is like, yeah, we're never gonna finish this one. Let's just, anyway, I gotta go, bye, let's not do this. Yeah, let's just not.

Starting point is 00:42:50 I'd say, oh, the couple got to him. Yeah, or he was a cop in the 70s, or a cop ever. We need a magician on this case. A magician. God, too Glenford letting himself into Barbara and Katie's house. Yeah, yeah, you can just do that, I guess. We have glass barstools. Holy ghost, I fucking love rich people 70s decor. It's my dream.

Starting point is 00:43:16 You can do it. It's too late now. No. I'm not getting new furniture. I have that furniture. Come on. Because you have to go whole hog. You know, you can't just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it. Yeah, it. Yeah, it, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the the, the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, you th. Yeah, you can't, you can't, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, the the they the the the they the the. Yeah, the the. Yeah, the the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah have that furniture. Come on. Because you have to go whole hog, you know, you can't just, yeah. Yeah, there's no half. And like, I'm not great a watering houseplants. Ah, yeah, I mean, how-

Starting point is 00:43:32 It's the plastic ones. Yeah, I guess I could. That seems like a good move for chairs with the speakers in it so you can listen to records while you're sitting in your egg-shaped chair? That does sound kind of nice, actually. So he goes in the house, but then the bird's going to get him. Such a fucking menace. And he finds the wind-up bird in like a pile of leaves. And a plant, in a plant, which has been, it says, he finds it because he hears it saying,

Starting point is 00:44:07 I'm a pretty bird. And I thought, has it just been saying that for weeks, quietly in the basement? That's what I decided that I am also a pretty bird. You are a pretty bird. A pretty bird. A pretty bird. So then he takes the bird and he's driving away. Yeah. And the bird's just on the seat next time and going, I'm a pretty bird. Jesus fucking Christ. And I'm assuming alcoholic asked John, or Glenn Ford is just like, I can't do this anymore.

Starting point is 00:44:45 He doesn't have to for much longer though, because a bird flies right into his car window, his open car window. That's good, I mean, that's fucking agility. Birds are good. I have the note that this is squeaky's revenge. No one ever just breaks when something terrible is happening to them in their car. I swear to God if anything attacks me, I thah thinks, I thin, I to to thin, I'm, I'm to thin, I'm to thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm tho, I'm thoom. thi, I'm just just thoom. th. thoomomom. tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'll just thoom. thoom. thoom. tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I thi, I thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi. thi. thi. thi, I'll thi. thi. thi. thi, I'll thi. thi. thin, I'm just just just just just thin, I'm just thin. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. them in their car. I swear to God, if anything attacks me in my car, I'm just gonna slam on the brakes. Hit me from behind, maybe, but like, you're not gonna be all over the road.

Starting point is 00:45:09 Have a note that says, slow down Glenfort. And also, it's fantastic because it's 1979, so everyone's driving like a fucking land yawn. And they're all just wrecking each other. He's, he. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It if you look at the car while he's driving in the mayhem, there's no bird. But he gets his eye popped by the bird. The word like pecks his eye to... First, he hit someone on a bike, and I was like, please, God, let that have been a dummy and not a stuntman. It is a stuntman.

Starting point is 00:45:43 It's a brutal. It like folds the person in half backwards. That person is dead. Him doing like 55. It was insane. That person is dead. He rolls his car after he gets his eye popped, yeah. Down the side of a hill, wrapping the car in a chain-link fence as it lands on a baseball field. So funny. And the baseball players run over towards it, and one of them's holding the baseball bat like he's menacing him? Like he's gonna beat the shit out of that car? Fuck that car!

Starting point is 00:46:14 That's so funny. It's so funny. So you can't get out because it's starts in the grass, which is also so fucking funny. The grass catches fire. And then the car catches fire. Squeaky one, Glen Ford's ear. Yeah, they all just run away. The dudes are like, I don't know, man.

Starting point is 00:46:37 You're on your own. Quick cut to Shelly Winters singing the fucking Mammy song. Yes. And Barbara says to her, what do you think of my daughter? And Shelley Winter says, you want the truth? And Barbara says, yes. And She's she's bad. And Barbara's like, what are you talking about? She's just a little girl.

Starting point is 00:46:56 Don't fucking ask, Barbara. Don't ask a question. You don't ask a question. You don't want to hear to hear the to hear to hear to to hear the answer to hear to hear the answer to hear to hear the answer to hear the answer to hear to hear the answer to hear the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer to hear the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the the the answer the to hear to hear the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the hear the answer too. Oh, she's great. She's the best. Favorite daughter ever. Great, plus child. So they go to the mall so mom can get her hair did at the hair cuttery. Okay. Which seems a little low brow for that mom? Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:14 Or maybe you're that again? I think berms are back. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm a good one. In my beard. You won't. I won't. It's already curly enough. It's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:47:34 I mean, I think you could increase the curl volume a bit. It's true. I look like a Greco-Roman statue. That is a great look for you to kick off your next decade. So Katie goes to the ice rink. Yes, wean't. What, who said planets understand that our characters are our fates? Somebody said that. Oh, Shelley Winters, I believe.

Starting point is 00:47:56 What are you fucking talking about? Oh my god, go on. What the fuck dude? Oh yes, this is another part where they make John Houston just walk down a broken escalator, and he looks so scared. I haven't know what that says John Houston walks from the moon. He's walking from the moon. It's so, he's on the steps for 20, 25 minutes. And it's meant to be building tension because Katie is doing some shit on the ice rink

Starting point is 00:48:31 and then it cuts back to him still walking down the stairs. But he's in the same spot. And he's in the same spot and if I break a hit. That's the tension is John Houston. Oh God, oh God. And she's going the wrong way around the ice rink. She's going to the left. You go to the right, obviously. And she gets in a tussle with some teens. Yes, but so they start chasing her for this, right? 70s. 70s, just a little girl?

Starting point is 00:49:07 She's got skills though, because we see her like peer wedding and doing figure eights and shit. Yeah, oh yeah. She got them ice skills. He loves to come see her at her hobbies, does John Houston. At one point he's just like looking down and goes, look at her go. Yeah, look at her go. So she's getting into into into into into into into intothese guys where she's like faking them out and they're slamming into the board basically, but on their butts. Cartoonish.

Starting point is 00:49:34 And so she like keeps fucking them up and they're slamming into the boards until finally two of them grab her and she starts spinning them. I thought they were spinning her, but no, she is spinning them. Because she tosses them through the window of a pizzeria, maybe, where a man is smoking. She shoots them off in different directions, and they both go to the same window. Yep, it's great.

Starting point is 00:49:58 Then the scene frees frames on her doing an ice jump. This movie is spectacular. I don't know if I have explained this. My note after that. Katie rolls. Katie is the fucking best. Cut to. Cut to. Cut to.

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Starting point is 00:50:47 Is it where she... No, maybe, yes, but I just want to talk about how... She's like, do you think that man's a child molester? The one I just love my kid with? And he's like, or he says that, that man might be a child molester. And she's like, you could be a cripple molester. Nope. What? My God? What? This is not how people talk to each other. This is not how people talk to each other.

Starting point is 00:51:13 No, oh, this is when he announces that they're getting married without having asked her or having asked her and her saying no. Then they have a fight and he's like, no, you're gonna do it. And she's like, no, no, I am yeah yeah oh Raymond meanwhile fucking Jersey and Katie are talking he's like close your eyes and she's like okay don't close your eyes when a weird old man tells you and he says I want to take you away with me when the time comes when my friends arrive what what she She says, you want my advice, old man? Go back to wherever you came from.

Starting point is 00:51:48 She's the coolest child. Did you notice that when he goes to turn on the lights, one of the lights is inside a leopard statue? I love that so much. Do you blow it? Was it just the light switch that was inside of like a leopard statue. Yeah. I love that so much. Do you blow it? Was it just the light switch that was inside of it or was there a light bulb inside the leopard? No, I think he flips something that turns on a light elsewhere. The leopard does not illuminate to my knowledge. It's a living. It's a living. So mom comes home to find John Houston asleep on the couch and he's like it's $15, same as in town. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's is is is is thi. It's is is thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's thi. It's a thi. It's thi. It's a thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. asleep on the couch and he's like it's $15 same as in town. $15, my God.

Starting point is 00:52:32 You wish. Yeah, I do. Mommy, you have to marry Raymond. You're selfish, mommy. What? Shut your fucking pie hole. You're selfish. You're selfish, mommy. So Raymond's back at the Cabal, and the Cabal's like, look, dude, you fucking failed. You suck at this. You're the worst. Yes. We hate you. You're done, done.

Starting point is 00:52:57 Did you assume they were going to kill him? No, I felt like he was just being fired. Okay, all right. There's no stakes for Raymond in this movie whatsoever. Because they say, the Kabal says to him early, like if this doesn't work out, there will be serious consequences for you and for us, and then he, after this scene disappears for all of Act 2 and most of Act 3, oh, oh, they killed him. The consequences were just for the Atlanta rebels. They're not going the th going th going then then then then then then thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiolk thoes thi. thi. thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thiahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi thi thi. to say to say to say tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo They're not going to make it to the championship. I mean, that extra ring or whatever you get in basketball.

Starting point is 00:53:27 Extra ring? Get a ring and an extra one. It's for a friend. You did such a good job. A friendship ring. But they say a more efficient method has been chosen to impregnate her, which is fucking awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh, huh. Uh, ha ha ha. So, mom's driving. Barbara's driving.

Starting point is 00:53:48 How is she driving? When they were in the car, I was like, wait, who's driving? She doesn't have use of her legs? There are cars that are built for people who are paralyzed below the waist that have like handles, paddles. She doesn't have boots. I mean, yes, I'm not saying the people who are, yeah, I can't drive.

Starting point is 00:54:06 What I'm saying is both her hands are on the steering wheel. So how is she breaking? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Katie's got her shades on, it's dark, I don't care. She's cool. Yeah. Yeah. The car breaks down. In like a desolate area of the city. Why do I have sparkly ambulance written here? Because when the car breaks down, a truck pulls up and it's covered in a thousand lights. Oh, that's right. It looks like a sparkly ambulance. She has a car phone, which is just a rotary dial phone in her car. It's incredible. That she picks up the phone, which means she's been driving with this loose-ass phone in her car. It's incredible. She picks up the phone, which means she's been driving with this loose-ass phone in the car. I assumed it was sitting on a base most of the time

Starting point is 00:54:51 because it's got, you know, the phone cord. It's just sitting there. It's wild. Yep. And so the truck, the sparkly ambulance drives away, and then it comes back. And this is where it gets very close encounters of the third kind kind. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the phone th. the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's the phone. It's, the phone. It's, it's, the phone. It's, the phone. It's, the phone. It's, the phone. So, the phone. So, the phone. So, the phone. So, the phone. So, the phone. So, the phone. And, the phone. And, the phone. And, the phone. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I's, the the the the the very close encounters of the third kind because a spaceship door open. Yes. And a bunch of dudes in space suits walk out of it. Yes, and the score is like a classic universal monsters movie. It's gone into classical music. Why? Because? And also the people in the suits are like wearing hazmat suits and football helmets.

Starting point is 00:55:23 And then when you see them from behind you you're like, oh, football pads too. One of them's wearing football pads, too. Big shoulders. Yeah, big shoulders. So they take Barbara into the spaceship. Why is she unconscious now? She just is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:36 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ever used to car phone? I don't know that this is Katie goes along because she's freaky. Also, does there need to be this much blood for putting a baby in you? I don't know. Earlier when they're doing the IV in her hand, her hand is covered in the hand is covered

Starting point is 00:55:54 in blood. She bleeds easily, does Barbara? That's the genes of satin. So, she gets impregnated. And then she gets put back in the car and then the tow truck that she called on the car phone shows up. And these two black guys are like, oh yeah, I don't want to fuck with this. They're so stoned.

Starting point is 00:56:11 It's very fun. It's very fun. They are the comic relief and only for stars, and then he's at the parking garage ramp decorated with Christmas lights, and I don't understand. I don't understand what's happening at all. The direction for the green screen of stars was, you're amazed. You're amazed. She finds out she's pregnant.

Starting point is 00:56:47 And she's doing like a wheelchair speed run through the house? Yes, she's pacing in circles. It looks so... because they definitely sped the film up. Yes. Caroup faster. Because otherwise she'd be reckoned. She'd be wrecking that thing. You cannot go that fast. And then she's speeding her on the house and then she shoots out the front door. She does. It's so fucking funny. And there's more kid gymnastics shots because reasons. And then she goes kid gymnastics shots because reasons. And then she goes to this hospital that has one doctor and a thousand patients. And they're all wearing weird hats. Like one person is wearing a birthday hat,

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Starting point is 00:58:08 Rich people can sit down whenever they want. And then she sees her ex-husband who is Sam Peckinpah. Yes. Known, Dickhead, Sam Peckinpah. Okay. And... He had such a hard time delivering his lines that they just overdubbed him?

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Starting point is 00:59:05 Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right seven and a half years. Yeah, exactly. And instead of just like, she's got to work on the presentation of things here. How so? Because she just looks at him and she's like, evil people are doing things to me. It's like, oh my god, just fucking work out what you're going to say it before you say it. This fucking,. This is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, fucking crazy woman. This is why I left her in the first place. Right, right. But she was she's coming to him for an abortion. Yeah, which he agrees to do. Uh-huh. Yeah. And then that happens and that's it. I guess you can abort Satine's baby. Also we haven't talked about the fact that Setteen needs a, they need to have a boy. Presumably they need they need they need they need they need to have to have to have a boy to have a boy to have to have a boy to have a boy to have to have to have a boy to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have they to have to have to have to have to have a boy to have to have to have to have to have to have they they they they they they they have they have they have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have a boy to have a boy to have a boy to have a boy to have a boy to have a boy, to have a boy, to have a boy, to have a boy to have a boy, the to have a boy to have a boy to have a boy theumably so it can fuck Katie? Sure. That's really fucked up. 70s are weird, man.

Starting point is 00:59:49 I love that we're in an hour into this episode. We're not even done with this movie. Oh no. Because it's so bonkers we have to explain everything to you. I need to talk about every moment of it. So then Katie goes looking for her mom. Because I guess she wants to stop the abortion. But John Houston is playing like this cat and mouse game with her?

Starting point is 01:00:13 Yes. It's just old man at the end of a hallway over and over and over. It sure is. And she gets slapped twice, I think. Oh, that's right. Jellie Winters smacks the shit out of her. But I'm pretty sure she actually hit that job. Yes, I look like it. But wait, I forgot this line that Sam Peckinpa delivers, where he's like, why does everything happen to you?

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Starting point is 01:01:06 like Matt Pinfield in the abandoned hospital or just like a random Tottenham fan just like this camera just keeps going. Is my Penfield still alive? I hope he's still talking about facts. I'm so glad. He, the hot man knows so many facts. A font of knowledge. 1986 to push my own.

Starting point is 01:01:40 It was the most Matt Finfield thing I could think to say. It was very good. Very good. So, he hides in the hot dog man's hot dog hut. Which is close because he's enjoying a hot dog himself. Don't bother this man on his lunch break. He gets in the hot dog man's hot, the hot dog man goes, the fuck? Yeah, it's also all set up in an alleyway, which is very vibrant, this alleyway. There's a lot of commerce happening, a lot of people.

Starting point is 01:02:05 It's like a Middle Eastern bazaar for some reason. And then Katie drops an entire fire escape on the hot dog hut. Telekinetically? Unscrues it from the wall kinetically. Yeah. We get a lot of shots of like the nuts and bolts turning. It falls and crushes the hot dog man's hot dog hunt. That man, hot dog man is dead.

Starting point is 01:02:30 And then from behind the back wall, John Houston peeks out like, whoopsie. And there's all these people running around because there were so much activity in this alleyway, and I thought it would be very funny if they were all just picking up hot dogs and running away with them. Commerce, commerce, commerce, commerce. Commerce, commerce. Yeah, well Yahweh lives. Please call me Jersey. They go into a porn theater. Right.

Starting point is 01:02:53 I have a note that says Katie needs to get into park or because she's following him down steps and I was like, you should just jump down those. You're really the gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics. Gnastics come on honestly, and he's an old man It should not be hard to catch him come out you all bastard Yeah Oh my god the child's this bastard so many times. It's a delight. Yeah, oh bastard. Yeah, old bastard, and then we get a repeat of the scene from Conan the destroyer with the mirror room. Yes, but this was first was yeah, yeah, yeah, it predicted and predated. Yeah, he? Yeah, thre. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you, you, to to to you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you you, you you you, you you, you to you you to you you to you you, you, you, you to you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the th. th, th. th, th. th, th, th, th, tho th, tho th, tho tho tho the the the to to to the to to the scene from Conan the Destroyer with the mirror room. Yes, but this was first. Was it? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.that. Yeah, the lights go out when mom gets home. Mom is home, right. Right. And then the bird attacks her and then just gives up and talks some shit. It's like, the bird attacks her, flies away and he's like, I'm like, next time, mother fucker, what are you saying? Then she locks herself in a room and a bird's trying to the to'nip. the the bird's, toy, toy, toy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and I I I th, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I'm, and then, and then, and then, and then, the bird, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and bird, and bird, and bird, and bird, and bird, toyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy's, and, and, and, t. t. t. t. t. t. th. the the the the t. the the the the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, the bird, tipk. tipk. trying to open the door and I was like, you got no leverage? What are you doing? Yeah, maybe the bird is turning the knob and I thought maybe you could outmuscle the bird for a door handle because I like I feel like I could. I'm not confident about a lot of things. I could fight a bird.

Starting point is 01:04:14 I could keep a door closed against a single bird, I think. So she kills the bird. She kills the bird. Yeah. And Shelley Winters comes in and then my next note is just Katie runs a mom into the fish tank. They were they're actually fish in it. I think it was just a water feature. Yeah. A big glass water feature.

Starting point is 01:04:42 Yeah. This house is not suitable for a child to grow up in. No, or to really maneuver a wheelchair in. But so she pushes mom full speed into the tank. And we get this like Dario Argento woman's head going through glass. Mm-hmm. Fucking Italians. Why are we always putting women's head through glass?

Starting point is 01:05:00 They talking too much, huh? Limicello. Spaghetti house. I think that we talked about this off air, but this director also has a movie called Spaghetti House from 1982 that we absolutely need to do. Apparently it's about a real life siege that happened in London, but it's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. Spaghetti House.

Starting point is 01:05:21 God, we need spaghetti house t-shirts. Oh my God. Rip Spaghetti Warehouse. So then we cut back to John Houston on the roof and now Shelley Winters is with him on the roof with the lights and the something and the something and the something or others. Yeah, I couldn't figure out if she was supernatural and in cahoots with him or if she just recognized the evil and Katie because she says something about having had an evil child too. I don't know. Yeah, I think she's in cahoots. Okay, she's in coots.

Starting point is 01:05:49 Okay. And she loves him. She loves him. I hope those two fuck. And she just gives up on it to. And she just gives up on it. She's like, you know. She wants to go with him and he's like, I can only take the children.

Starting point is 01:06:07 Not you, Shelley Winter. Right. He's like, oh, okay, cool. You're gonna, what are you doing to those kids, buddy? What's going on? Yeah. Kitty has been like institutionalized at this point and just keep saying, tak, tau. How th, th, th, they. th, th, they. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th. I. I. I, thi. I. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. I'm thi. the. the the. the. thea. today, the. the. toooooooooooooooooo. I'm too. I you? Not great. Not great. And also did you like the star green

Starting point is 01:06:27 screen scene the first time? Because it's the same thing again. It's literally the same scene. Why make it twice when you can make it once? When I was in the maxi pads we never wrote more verses because if you wrote one verse you have enough verses, you just do it again. Why are we repeating the seed as a note that I have? I know. He looks insane. He's doing like a Super Bowl halftime show. I cannot figure out any of the lights or what's happening. And I'm...

Starting point is 01:06:53 Yeah, he's looking at the star... He's looking at like the roof of the building and then it starts corresponding to the stars and the lights and the stars on the loop. Dede, de, dde, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's, I's, I's, and th, I's, and th, and th, and th, I's, I's, I's, and th, I's, and, and th, and, and, and, I's, and, and, and, and, the, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha and the lights and the stars and the loop did the the the tdlid-de-deed movie doesn't make any fucking sense my next note just says movie I am tired can we wrap this up but also the lights are bouncing around like pong and I was like ooh timely yeah and also you know Katie likes pong and then my next note just says what Katie is an old monster yeah so packing up, she seems to be packing up Katie's basketball jerseys. Sure. And she says, can I have a kiss mommy?

Starting point is 01:07:31 And then turns into a monster. She's a bunch of lights in her fucking face for some reason. Wristles her mom to the floor by her hair, and then drags her up the stairs by her feet. You definitely can't see the skateboard the the the the tha the skateboard that mom's on. You just see the little wheel going by. And then Lance Hendrinson's there. Bump-bom. And he wanted to kill her? Sure. But why would they want to kill her if she was the last jeans of Satine? Yes. Well he's not part of the cabal anymore. He's been kaped out. the caved. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tttttte. ttte. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the cabal anymore. He's been kicked out, kicked with the curb. And I thought that gave him an up, see this is when I was surprised he wasn't dead. And I thought, oh he's going to save her from the cabal because he knows. No, that's, I don't know what he's, his motivations are no longer clear. No, no, he he ties her up with like piano ana and then lowers her down on her own wheelchair lift. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's that's that's that's that's that's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's he he he he he he he he he he he's th. he fucked up fantasy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a dark twisted fantasy. Sure is. I wrote Blue Clouds, now it's a screen saver? I don't know. Birds, question mark? Why is Katie's hair in her face? Because they didn't have the monster makeup on her anymore, but they didn't want you to know that. Static hair, birds IDK that's what I have written.

Starting point is 01:08:46 Perfect summation of what happens. Yeah. Once again, Zettine is taken out by a flock of not seagulls as I originally thought, but pigeons. Pigeons. There's so many fucking pigeons. Pigeons and a dove. A single dove. tiny pigeon. Sure. Oh yeah, they're, I mean, yeah, suburban pigeons. Ha ha ha, the birds attacking Katie is hilarious. The birds are very funny. The song that's playing in the score is like an intro to a VHS tape of big NFL glory moments, you know.

Starting point is 01:09:17 Bada da da da da. Exactly. And in the flock of birds, there is for some inexplicable reason a pigeon statue that has a spike coming out of the front of it. That was a statue. I thought pigeons don't look like that, my dudes, because the bird stabs him. So now the birds are mad at Katie. Yeah, because she's Zatine. Remember the birds took out Zatine, with a fatal lead to the brain. But she had a bird familiar that did her bidding. I know, because Zettine also turned himself into a bird. Got it. See, what my problem really was that I couldn't focus on what Frank O'Neillo was saying at the beginning of this movie, so I missed the whole back story.

Starting point is 01:09:54 The pigeons are all over Katie, which I was like, why you'd do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, all other things notwithstanding. You know, like the $1,200 she was paid to be in this movie, probably. Yeah. Uh, and then we cut to Dr. Walker and all of his cabal are dead. The butler is like... Nonplussed! He, no, I think he murdered them. I think he was in on it. But his facial expression is like, oh yeah, totally. Just another Tuesday. He delivers zebra lines in this film.

Starting point is 01:10:28 Who has time for lines? Also, how do you get them all at once? Yeah. Yeah. And we cut back to blonde Jesus in the bald children, and I'm stunned. Stunned. Katie is now bald. Yeah, he's hugging a tiny bald Katie.

Starting point is 01:10:44 She's cured. Can't kill children. Only the evil part. I guess her hair was the evil part. I guess that was probably the most positive message we get from the entire film though. You can't kill children. Guys! Listen, you can't kill children. My last note is just beautiful blonde Jesus. Oh my god, beautiful blonde Jesus. He just, he kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, he kind, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, can, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t today, can't today, can't ttoday, can't today, can't today, can't thi. thi. thi. Oh my God, beautiful blonde Jesus. He just, he kind of looks like a much prettier version

Starting point is 01:11:09 of the singer of Nickelback. You're kidding? I don't know what that man looks like. Good for you. Look up the singer of Nickelback. Franco Niro is so much hotter in the Pope's exorcist than he is in this movie. It's true, it's true. Yeah. This movie does not do him the justice that he deserves. No.

Starting point is 01:11:28 Holy shit. Katie. Alan. Please rate this movie. 27 bald children. You? A flock of a million pigeons. It's so good. It's perfection. It's's perfect, but I cannot give it a ten.

Starting point is 01:11:46 Just fuck no. What a goddamn idiot delight. When it ended, I was like, ah, ah, I need to see spaghetti house now. What do you do with real events? How does this work? Oh, no. Oh my God, it's going to be so good. I do make a comedy with real events? How does this work? Oh no. Oh my God, it's going to be so good. I do make a comedy out of a real life hostage situation.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Tactfully, I'm sure. Spaghetti House. Oh, brother, that's a good movie. Thank you for picking it. Oh, you're so welcome. I convinced Rob to watch with me. I was like, the thoe, thiiiiii. tho, tho, th. th. th. th. tho, tho, to, to, th. tho, tho, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, I'm, I'm, I'm to to, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. tho, I'm, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho. thoo. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I too. I too. I'm too. I'm to to to to too. I convinced Rob to watch with me. I was like, yeah, it's called the visitor. It's about aliens. And he was like, oh, I've seen that. And I was like, oh, okay. And then I put on, he was like, I have not seen this. No one has seen this. Sorry, we did it on our comedy or podcast. It's so good. Oh, Katie. Katie. Alan. Can I read you a message from a patron? I would like that very much.

Starting point is 01:12:49 This is from Ian. Hi, Ian says, holy shit, I just realized these patron levels are per month, not per episode. Ian's are even better value than I realized. Whoa, Ian, you're saying we cheap. Ian's willing to give us more money. Thanks for doing when evil lurks. Oh, you're awesome. I saw you were doing, watched it, listen to the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th. I that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi the. I would thi thi the. I would thi thi thi thi. I for doing when evil lurks. Oh you're I saw you were doing watched it watched it. Listen to the episode watched it again listen again. Oh my god. Came to say thanks upgraded my subscription. Well thank you Ian but also why would you watch that movie twice or how are you

Starting point is 01:13:16 your heart feeling are you feeling okay? Because that was a rough watch. Ian sent another message. Okay. Your why am I like this comment tot? to? to? the to? to. the to. to. the to. to. the the the to. to. the the the to. to. the the the the the the the the the the th. I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I. I. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I..................................................................................... message. Okay. Your, why am I like this comment totally resonated? Oh, yeah. I feel we weirdly comforted by horror movies. My wife and daughter are utterly bemused by it, but it's pretty far down the list and ways in which I'm weird to them. Anyway, thank you both for being the way you are and creating such a warm and joyful community around your podcast. Oh, thank you, Ian. I'm glad you're part of it. Ian's in another message? Ian, Ian's type-happy. He was just sending before he was done. I bet Ian texts like that. He's one of those people that text you 18 times in a row and you're like, put across the pond. Oh, sweetheart. Sweetheart, Ian.

Starting point is 01:14:05 And also, use Ian's absolutely correctly. Great work. Ian sent us another message. I'm trying to. Ean. Feel free to use my full name for any shout-outs, by the way. Ian, I'm not doing that. We will call you, I'm not sure which, I guess I assume he's British based on saying across the pond. Sure. So I will call him Sir Ian. Oh. What if he's in Canada and calls Lake Erie the pond? That's a big lake. You ever been? It's got a beach?

Starting point is 01:14:38 Yeah. It's nice. Lake Erie. This to you by Real Simple Magazine and Lake Erie. No longer has flesh-eating bacteria that we know of. Oh man, I love necrotizing fasciitis. Yeah. Yeah. I just love saying necrotizing fasciitis. I just call it flesh-eating bacteria, because that's too much for me, for my mush. Hretagratragic. Hey, you want you do another movie? What? Next week? Maybe next week?

Starting point is 01:15:07 I mean, I don't know, it sells to me. What are we going to do? Um, I don't know. Maybe let's just be done here. Maybe let's end on the visitor. All right. I think we had a good run too? No! Do you think anybody just got scared? No? Because it wasn't the thing? No. Because it wasn't the thing. Let's do scanners. Yeah. Back into that well. Alan's letting me pick two movies in a row, which I think is very nice of him. You picked the fucking gemiest gem that we've ever gemmed. Yeah, thank you. I feel great about it.

Starting point is 01:15:34 There's like, I think about it, on all these years, there's like a few movies that movie. And then now this movie is added into that Pan The Outer Ridiculous movies in this podcast intrudings me to. Fantastic. Holy shit. I will watch this movie again and again. I will too. I the next time I curate a movie marathon, this will be part of it. I feel like I need to get into drugs. Oh absolutely. Yeah, I've been really listening to the space rock to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. I's, th. I'm, I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the the. the the the the the the the the. the the the. the the the the. th god, you need drugs. You need drugs. I need to try LSD. Let's see what this is all about. I mean if you want to do it with you. I love that for us. I just turn 40, you're about to turn 50. Let's do it. Let's trip, baby. So. Oh, my God, really? No. Okay. We're gonna talk about scanners. How about mushrooms?

Starting point is 01:16:26 Yeah, I do mushrooms. Okay, all right. I'll procure some. Because you know I can't buy my own drugs. No, I know. I buy the drugs. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear-Wilf ambulance. Bye-bye. Get high. The acts in on Dampoos, Savini's Sighting's at the Pool,

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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 468- The Visitor (1979)

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