Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 474- Late Night with the Devil (2024)

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

In this week's episode, we're discussing a brand-new film that has had the internet abuzz-- 2024's "Late Night with the Devil." Special topics for your consideration include: Katie's great new ideas for a one woman show along with some new employment opportunities, Allen dropping knowledge on ye olde television shows, loosely factual historical nonsense, and a demon whose name might be a demon and miiiight be a medication for lactose intolerance.  Do you like modern horror movies that are set in the 1970s (I know, kind of grasping at straws here because this movie is fairly dissimilar to most of the other ones we've covered)? You may enjoy Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 175- "House of 1000 Corpses," Episode 268- "The Love Witch," Episode 282- "The Amityville Horror" (Ryan Reynolds version), Episode 286- "Knife + Heart," Episode 394- "Black Phone," and Episode 396- "X." The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can listen to nearly 50 episodes of our action movie podcast with a new one coming every month! This month, our Patróns have chosen "The Fifth Element." leave us a message at 412-407-7025 hang out with some cool listeners at https://discord.gg/DutFjx3cBD  buy merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance the best place to reach us is at [e-mail] we're on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance sorta on Twitter @werebulance sorta on Instagram @werewolfambulance www.werewolfambulance.com if you feel you really must lodge a complaint with us, please do it on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance because we are probably not gonna see that, ever.   If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

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What did you do in a subway? We were stupid teens and my friend was fucking around and like hit the ice machine so that ice fell out and the guy working behind the counter who looked like Gene shallot the movie critic. Okay. Thought we were stealing the the baked cookies that they had at a subway. And he's like you guys are bad you can never come back here and was like tomorrow I'll be here for my six-inch meatball somebody so come up.-inch meatball subilly so come out of the subway meatball subs smell like vomit that is all yeah and they were like a dollar and delicious well anyway late night with the devil with the devil starring David Desmoutian Pennsylvania's own

Allentown Allen's Town there you go we're living here in Allentown yeah Pittsburgh. You should, I mean there is a neighborhood in Pittsburgh called Allentown. There is. You should start a band in Pittsburgh called Allentown. There's a band in Pittsburgh called Allentown with the five other Allen. Why? I'm not sure to be O-town that, Alan Hallda, Alan Hallda, Alan Hall five other Allen. Yes, I will manage you. Me, Alan Alda, Alan Hale, other Allen. No, I want them to be nobody's. I want you to be the most famous one. What was my boy band gonna be called?

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I was very excited about this movie. Yeah. I heard about it. Because I, like, I have a deep, like, you asked me about late night TV shows. I have a deep love for watching old clips of the Dick Cavett show. Okay. Because like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. of the Dick Cavett show. Okay. Because he would just like have like Gore Vidal and Muhammad Al Eon and be like, I don't know you guys talk. And it was fascinating, like just hear like interesting people talk to each other.

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I hated it. But it's, he's doing a talk show where he interviews people while they're both laying in coffins. Because it's funny. What? I mean? Okay, it's a gimmick. I don't know if it's real, but I saw it in the interwips. Okay, so it could be anything. Like I don't believe anything on the internet anymore.

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Chris too. I love Chris too. Yeah, who wouldn't? I wanted more Chris to. Things I wanted more of in my life. Chris too. I feel like Chris too had more to give. Were you surprised when you found out that everybody but David Desmautian in this movie is Australian? I figured it at the Dr. June was Australian because she does the NAR at some point. She's the one who has the hardest time holding on to her an American accent. You can see that her lips are like just trying. They're just trying. The effort shows. But when I found out that Carmichael Haig was Australian I was shooketh. That guy sucks. Yes, but he was convincingly American. Sure he was convincingly American. I think because he sucks so bad and you're like, well, that has to be an American.

We're terrible. We are awful. So the movie starts off with some footage of the 70s being fucked up. Yeah, it was a great time for murders. I mean it was like peak murders. And plays an excellent heavy metal song by the band Penagram over top of it. Oh, no, tick it, tick, tick, no, no, tick, tick, tow. It's nice, it's good song.

I like that from what you've described to me. Yeah, you would probably dig Pettagram. They've got a good groove. I can think I like to groove? Oh my God! There's three things I know about you, grooming is too. What's the third? Oh, the third is a, I don't know, farting, puking, uh, uh, being a rat dude.

All of the above. UBC's Night Owls. Okay, go on. Night Owls. Did you realize who the narrator was in this movie? I did not. Michael Ironside. Oh shit! Yeah. Good. Glad to see he's working. So he explains to us that this movie is a found footage film of the final episode of Night Owls. Yes. And then we're gonna see some wild, crazy shit after we get through nine production companies. Oh, I know. I like loved that Good Fiends claimation bit,

but like, who boy, that's a lot of production companies. That's never a great sign. Did no one believe it enough to give it all the money? I feel like you guys could have gone three Z's on it, you know, nine? It's a bummer. Oh, man. But also maybe we could get enough money to make a movie. So we learned that Jack.

Jack Del Roy. Heck of a name. Heck of a name for a TV host in the 70s. He's perfectly named and really perfectly cast, especially with that side part. He is a TV host who's been trying to best Johnny Carson for years. Seems like a fool's errand. Just like why even bother? I'd be happy to be number two to Johnny Carson.

Why wouldn't you? I'm happy to be number, whatever 30 we are in the Apple podcast rankings. I'm happy. 30's great. Look at us. Yeah, look and look what we did. But we don't have that, that insatiable drive that a Jack-s. But we don't have that insatiable drive that a Jack Delroy has. Yeah, I find that hard to relate to, that type of ambition.

Yeah, yeah. Especially in the way it pans out in this one. At no point are either of us going to join Bohemian Grove and become some sort of satanic cultist to achieve our goals? I mean, if I were to do that, it wouldn't be to make wear-wolf ambulance famous. I have other ends. How dare you? I just want to like take a really long nap. That's what I need to sell my soul or something else for. Deal Satan. I just need a good night to sleep. Why am I Southern in your... Just say, I'll need a good-nots. You're Sighton.

Yana. Prince of darkness. But he's going to the Grove, but like, the real-life corollary is Bohemian Grove, if you've ever heard of that. I have not. It's basically like a bunch of rich people get together in the woods and do like, masonic rituals. get together in the woods and do like Masonic rituals, but it's all just like so they can jerk each other off or whatever.

Oh, good for them. Yeah, yeah. You don't have to have a pretense to jerk each other off. You can just have a jerk each other. You can just have a jerk off. Oh, I see. So you get in there and you like, just have secrets with each other so you can you can like try and help each other out. I see. And that's the whole thing with the owl on the

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, we should find that. Our boy, Ty West. Our boy, our little boy. I'm a booby. You're just a boy. You're so good. We also learned that his wife has passed away from lung

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come back he's not doing as well and he kind of takes this like, not Moripovitch. Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer would be the relevant reference there of like Clansman versus Blibbety Blow and like hiffy versus the cops and like all this stuff. That just made me think of Deadliest Warrior, a show that you and I have both enjoyed about they show the weapons of like ancient peoples and fight each other. I would love that. Hippie versus Boomer's. Boomers, who probably were hippies?

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My golf game has never been better. Barry. Barry should honestly get his own show because I find him funnier than Jack Delroy. How dare you? He's pretty funny. He's pretty funny. And Jack Delroy is loving him taking the piss out of Christo. Right. But then Christu like finds this mother and daughter. Wait before that though, Jack Delroy is like poking fun at the skeleton costume sitting next to him, like, oh, I see you got this at the same place as Gus's Cheapo costumes or whatever. But the skeleton doesn't react. And then is there at the end.

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I feel like we can't get into this now or we're going to lose people. And also, I'm going to say something wrong, and Rob will never know because he doesn't listen to my show, but if he did, he would be disappointed in me. But the reason I don't put Trump at the top is because Reagan has been so much more time with the shit that Reagan has done to fuck America. Like he is, he fucked America profoundly, as did Bill Clinton. Equal Opportunity Hater. That's fine. But yeah, and Lorraine Roarne.

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Yeah, slapping yourself. Yeah. He pulls out of check and I was like, everybody right on those rooting and account numbers. Because he is offering money to anyone who can prove the the real paranormal stuff? Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah, so he's offering a hundred thousand dollars. Which is a lot of money. In 1977, I can't even imagine. Yeah, I'm not even going to look it up.

No, I'm my parents in 1974 bought the house I grew up for $19,000. Wow. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Christu is doing this like, it looks like a catatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat th. like a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. thi. the. the an theanan. theanan theanan, theanan, theanan, theananananan, theatuu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, toeanor. Yeah. Yeah, to. Yeah. Yeah. Christo is doing this like, it looks like a cat about to throw up. He's just like, uh, like moving his shoulders. It's even like, uh, no. But also being offended about the stuff that Carmichael is saying to him. Yeah, like, I'm a skeptic, obviously, in my life, but I'm on team Chris to here. Like, the. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I don't know why I don't mind like a carnival act that's like doing that stuff

But then like when you're Ed Lorraine Warren doing that stuff it really bums me out. Well, they're doing it in the name of the Lord They're doing in the name of the Lord and they're doing it in the the name of the Lord and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Lord the Lord and bullshit the Lord and bullshit the the the Lord and the the Lord and bullshit the the the the the the they're doing they're doing they're doing they're doing they're doing they're doing the their they're doing in bullshit. they're doing it's they'reserving by looking like selfless, yeah. And we've never accepted any money for this except for all the speaking engagements that we do. Books, the books. And the books. And the TV and yeah. Well I don't know if Chris Dew's written any books but he's not going to now. He will never get a chance to. Because he pukes black bile all over the stage and all over Carmichael specifically. It's very good. It's very good. It's very fun. So which Carmichael later calls controlled regurgitation of O'dville bit and I was like, oh that's what you call it? I call it puke on command. Sorry guys, I have to go controlled regurgitate me right back. B.R.B.

So they throw it a commercial then. And also, Christy was throwed water in Carmichael's face before he vomits on him. Which is nice. That's a nice touch. Yeah. Always throw a drink in someone's face. I have never thrown a drink in anyone's face and I regret it immensely. Have you ever had a drink thrown in your face? Yes, at a party that I then got kicked out of for getting into a fist fight because somebody

throw a drink in my face. Wow. You want to know what I did to deserve that? I can't wait. I was playing beer pong. And I was counting the count from Sesame Street. One, two, two beer bung balls. Ah, ah, ah. And my friend and I were laughing, and this girl was like, what are you laughing at? And we were like, two beer bungal, ah, ah, ah, and she just threw, she was like, do you know

who I am? We're like, no. And she threw a drink on us. That was Wendy Bell. And bitch up at IUP. What were you doing at IUP? Party in! Not being allowed back. I like how that changed it for you somehow. You were on enemy turf. All right. Did you find it interesting that this like sort of flailing late night host was in with the rich and powerful of the rich and powerful cult?

No, no, they would definitely be. Really? Yeah, for sure. Because at this period of time, like, they would have the rich and powerful on their TV shows. I see. Yeah, oh right. I guess they do like celebrity interviews and stuff. Sure, sure, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. celebrity interviews and stuff. Sure. Yeah. I mean, that's how Donald Trump became Donald Trump. Like being...

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I know it's going to be like one of the Ferd B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester, Arthur, Gronin. Andrew Johnson, he goes, fucking suck a bag of egg. He really botched, he really botched reconstruction. He really botched reconstruction. Yes, he did. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. I'm looking about Johnny Carson and Andrew Johnson. Why bother listening to the plagiarism of the dollop? the dollop? The dollop is like a pretty famous comedy history podcast and they were plagiarizing and then got real defensive about it. So we are we learned that Dr. June Rosemill, June Ross Miller, June, Dianne Raffiel. See now her I like. Yeah, who doesn't? Yeah, she's fucking great. She's fucking great. Wrote a book called Conversations with the Devil. Yes.

Which is about her having adopted a child from a blood sacrifice called. Yes. The first church of Abraxas. That's got to be like a conflict of interest, right? Not in the 70s, I think. I think in the 70s you could just have any child you wanted. What's the famous Satanic Panic book that like started at all that's like a young girl? Michelle remembers?

Yes, that's what I think this book is supposed to be referencing. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Yes, so this is Lily the child, sort of like background with clips of the cult doing cult things which felt very hell-house to me where it's like no one filmed that you know no one filmed them rubbing their blood all over their hands. And I also, their cult headquarters was just in this like suburban house on a fairly densely packed street and I just really like the idea of people going in and out of that house wearing the red robes like you know Mrs. Flanagan's

across the street watering her flowers and there's just like red robed figures going in and out. I thought that was very funny. Well I thought that was supposed to reference Anton Leve's Church of Satan which was like just in San Francisco. Okay. that was just like a black Victorian house in San Francisco that was just like in a neighborhood. Okay. Yeah, so I think that's what this is supposed to do. Like still very funny. But it was also because it's like a ranch house. It's not even like a cool house. No, it's just a regular little bungalow.

Yeah. Oh, bugglow. Yeah. Next door to the Morgans. So yeah, Lily flips her shit sometimes, I guess, because she's got the devil in her. When she comes out, the audience goes, aw, but she's like 13 going on 17. It was a weird, it was a weird awe. She's not a puppy. And dressed in like, like a little child.

Yeah, she's wearing a denim jumper. Yeah, it's got like baby Jane vibes. Yeah, I love that movie. So she comes out and she's down the barrel of the camera the whole time. I thought that was sort of funny and then I thought, I'm not sure it's supposed to be, I think it's supposed to be scary. So, this movie is listed as a horror comedy movie. Okay.

And it was like, I get, I mean, I would say no. No, We will see a woman dying of cancer later. I mean, right at the top, frankly, yeah. It's, yeah, maybe I was just made uncomfortable and so I laughed. Sure. But I also always think people looking directly into camera is very funny. Yeah, yeah. And Jack tells her that she doesn't have to look down the camera, she can just interact with the people. Right. And we understand from Dr. June the the the the the the the the Dr, the the the the the th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I mean, I mean, I'm th. I'm, I'm, I'm, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. that she doesn't have to look down the camera. She can just interact with the people. Right. And we understand from Dr. June Rose, Ross Miller, June Ross Miller, that Lily is becoming too unpredictable and she doesn't think that they should go through with what they were planning tonight. Yes. Yeah, but he's getting real handsy with her. Yeah, they seem to have a little thing that going on. they fucked. Because Lily is like, while they're on camera, she's like, Dr. Jun Dian Raphael thinks you're very attractive. That's right. And she also says, don't

worry, you're going to be very famous soon. That's right. I think you're going to be very famous soon. They cut to commercial and we learned that Christu died on the the hu fucking th fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. That's th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. commercial and we learned that Christo died on the way to the hospital. Yeah, fucking hemorrhage out of every hole. That sucks for Christu. Yeah. Why does that happen? The devil. Got it. Or something. They just say he was spouting from everywhere. That's awful. Awful. Awful, funny. I mean mean I think it's awful funny. Yeah. Why are the backstage scenes in black and white? Uh, I guess saying they were filmed on like a cheaper film stock maybe? Okay. Yeah. I found it a little disconcerting. Did you? I did? Yeah. And I think it's supposed to differentiate for the viewer that this is not what aired. Well, yeah. I'm not a fucking idiot. Did you? th? th you? th you? th you? th, I? th? th? th? th? th th the th the th they? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? the? Why? the? the? the? Why? Why? I? I? the? I? the? the? the? the? the? the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the back? the back? the back? the back? the differentiate for the viewer that this is not what aired. Well, yeah. I'm not a fucking idiot.

So we get Phil who is like the guy who's controlling everything back behind the scenes. And he's saying to someone in the control booth, I don't know what you're seeing, but we're not seeing it down here. Oh, I missed that. And they never like illuminate what that is. Okay. But in the booth they're seeing something that they're not seeing down there. Interesting. Yeah, the devil. Probably the devil. Probably. A devil. Maybe not the devil, but at devil. Sure. Yeah, a Braxis. Yeah, a Braxis. Yeah, a praxis. Talk about praxis. I love when you do a sports. You just know him because he's got your same name. Hey I. Like once a week to Missy else, she'll judge me about something and I'm saying,

are you God and or Alan Iverson, judge me? Alan Iverson gets to judge? He has a tattoo that says only God can judge me? So I figure it's like God, Alan Iverson, everyone else. Yeah, he's the number two. Yeah. Yeah. How does she like it when you say that to her once a week? It's in the litany of things that get on her nerves. I'm a joy. I'm a joy. You are. You are. An absolute joy. During the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same an absolute joy. During the same commercial break, Carmichael goes to the mother and daughter who lost Edmund. And they're like, so, he's like, oh, did anyone talk to you before the show? And they're like, yeah, there was a nice woman who asked this bunch of questions out in the hallway. I like the idea that they were too stupid to put that together without his interference, this this, this, this, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and the, and I toe, toe, I toe, I'm too, I toe, I'm toe, I'm toe, I'm toe, and I too, and I too, and I too, and I too, and I toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, and toe, I toe, I toe, I toe, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm thean thean thean thean toeaniiiii. toean, toean, toe. toean. toe. toean. toe, thi. the that they were too stupid to put that together without his interference, this fucking awful, obnoxious skeptic.

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Let her answer the questions she's asked. And basically like being kind of a misogynish and just talking over a woman because she's a woman. And she's like, I literally have a PhD in this and he's like, yeah, but from where? She's like, yeah, but from where? And she's like, Stanford. Can you get a PhD in parapsychology? I don't think so, Dr. June. She says something about minor deities that serve Abraxas as well, and I was like, you're

losing me, Dr. June. A Braxus just sounds like a medication, not like a demon. Yeah, I mean, it is a thing. It's a, I don't know that it's a deity. I think it's just a word that means like- I thought it was like some sort of weird demon. Okay. But like, like, a sort of like, inconsequential demon.

Okay. I thought I looked it up. Oh, the Persian sun god. Yeah. But it's also got like don't take a Braxis if you're allergic to Braxis will cause diarrhea. Yes. Oh a Braxus here's a picture of him, a photo of him. He's adorable. Why is his tail tied in several knots? I don't know. Why do you see snakes for feet? Yeah because that's what a Braxas does. I'm looking, I'm more interested in Abra He's from the infernal, this picture is from the Infernal Dictionary from 1863. Yeah, it must be real. That's during the Civil War. We started watching Man Hunt about John Wilkes Booth. It's a problem.

Oh, I think Pat and Oswald is in that. Is he? I haven't seen him yet, I'll let you know. Ambraxus. He made a show about hunting down John Wilkes' booth. Yeah, it's pretty, it's actually pretty good so far. Okay. Well, let me know when you get to Patton Oswell. I sure will. And so they, she's brought out a half skull, like a skull cereal bowl, and a sacrificial dagger, and then some candles, and the sacrificial dagger was taken

from the adobo or whatever the death cult's name was. Sure. And that was like the one thing that didn't burn when they burned everything, Waco style in the house. Oh right, they said it on fire. Yeah, yeah, the cult has like a little bit of Jonestown, a little bit of Satan. They sure do. And Lily tells us about the demon that lives inside her.

M.R.R.Riggles. June says that everyone has a demon inside them. And I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, her and Anthony Keaton just thinks that. No, it's just in his semen. It's not, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the touche.cha, too, too, too, tea.s, tean, tean, tean, tean, tean, the tha.s, the the don't know how I feel about that idea. Well, her and Anthony Key just think that. No, it's just in his semen. It's not, it's not, it's not good. And then the theramin starts playing loudly. Yeah. And nobody's over there playing it. Theramining. Theramining. And when Gus tries to touch it or get near it, it shocks him. And then the glasses start breaking. And then Carmichael just goes over and unplugs it. And he's like, uh, it was feedbacking. You guys are idiots. You're literal morons. Right into your PA. And Lily says, it was Mr. Riggles. He did it. Mr. Riggles. Mr. Riggles.

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Sure. And Dr. June is like in tears because she definitely fucked Jack Leroy, Delroy, Jack Delroy, and he like totally sells her out right here. Yeah, because he like totally sells her out right here. Yeah, yeah, because he sucks. He's, yeah, he's not a good dude. Like no one's under the illusions that he's a good person. Uh-huh. So I will say at this point, like,

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And while like, I think on a service level, like, I'm like, yeah, they did that. Yeah. But it's also like that's the tip of the spear going in. That's going to wedge out graphic designers from being in film anymore. Yeah. So I understand people being upset about and boycotting this film because of it. That's the firstthe first I've heard of it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah that sucks. But I will say the like the people that they did having did have doing the set design did a

fantastic job. Yeah for sure. So they get lit by the spotlight and Jack comes up and he's very close to the camera when he does. And it's just very good the way it's done, I thought. And at this point, too, we've also learned that Gus and several other crew members are like terrified. Not down to clown. They, it's strange that they're all convinced and not just thinking that like something terribly medical happened to Christo. It's strange that they're all sure that something bad is happening. Right, because they try to keep under wraps that he has passed away.

Yeah. But like it's sort of spread through like wildfire, as it would. But it's like to jump to like something supernatural instead of being like, my God, it's so sad that man just died. Yeah. Yeah. And you're manipulating this child on television. Yeah. There's like like thiii manipulating thii manipulating thii thi thi thi thi thi thi th thi th thi thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort that's so that's so that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's sort thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to to to to to thi to to to to to to to thi to to to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th all this like, yes, there are legit things to be upset about in this situation. Like Lily always looking directly into camera, which she's still doing in this scene. So she, Dr. June puts Lily under. And then the exorcist shit happens. Makes her hair greasy. Yeah, very well, why does her hair get so dirty?

I don't know. Why do her eyebrows get so pink? I actually kind of like that look. Yeah, it was a good look. Also, the jaundist eyeball was a good look. Yeah, she looks, I mean, I think the makeup effects are really good. Yeah, they like, like made her have like a protruding brow ridge and stuff. Yeah, like a person from Ohio. Wow. The sentiments of Katie do not represent all wearable than ambulance. I happen to think Cleveland rocks.

I said what I said. But she comes under, and this is one thing that I did not like, I did not like the voice modulation on her. You didn't. I didn't, because you can hear her voice underneath the modulation. I actually liked that. Did you? Yeah, what did you, you felt it was too like? I wanted just like a voice.

I wanted the exorcist voice. Gotcha. Just had that voice to come in and do the little boy they like couldn't match up the bad the demon voice with his lips. Oh that was the Pope's exorcist. Yes it was. Oh yes it was. I cannot wait for the next one. So many of these movies. Oh I'm so happy. Can't wait to do them with Eli and Heath. Yes and not Noah because he doesn't want to be around us. Three times a choice. So while she's under, Lily says he's here. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. he's. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes choice. Three times a choice. So while she's under, Lily says he's here, isn't he? Good to see you again, Jack. And everyone's like, oh, and Jack says, I don't believe we've met before. We met amongst the tall trees. We know that he's been in the redwood. The redwood. The red trees. You ever seen the redwood. I have not. I got to see a red wood. the. t. t. t. t. t. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tree. tree. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. t. t. t.'re a tall trees very tall trees you ever seen the redwood yeah I have not I gotta get I got to see a redwood it's very fucking cool I bet yeah there's like seeing dinosaurs yeah yeah wow yeah yeah old shit I know

people just cut him down what are we doing here yeah fucking it up and so the devil within lily yeah a braxas or whom at thus or one of his friends, is doing this like little monologue about you know what happened to his last whore, which is his wife. Yeah. And then start singing Jack and June went up the hill to fuck each other's brains out. That's pretty funny. And then the second time they get to bleep it. Yeah, I liked that actually. I thought that was a nice touch. And then she says how could could to to to to to to the to the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the second time they get to bleep it. Mmm, yeah. Yeah, I liked that actually. I thought that was a nice touch. And then she says, how could you let it happen, Jack? Yeah. But it seems to me that he didn't let anything happen.

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Yeah. So Carmichael is going to show the crowd what June did. Right. So he's like, I need a volunteer. And Gus is like, oh, you need a volunteer. And he's like, yep, I'm going to take you Gus. And Gus is like, oh man. And Jack is like, do is you're told Gus, which I was really pissed about. Which is what Gus has been told all night. Yeah.

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Did you say hornifying? Yes, I did. Yes, I very much did. So then Gus is fine. And they go back to the stage. He says Dreamer here awake and snaps, and none of it was real. And so Jack is like, well, no, I need to rewind the tape and see what actually happened. And when they rewind the tapepe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, they, they, thoer, they, they, thr. thee, thr. thr. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. I, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. toe. toea, toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea, toea, toe.a, toe. to rewind the tape and see what actually happened. And when they rewind the tape, they see that, not Chris, too, Carmichael had gotten the information that Jack was scared of worms out of him.

He's like, what are you afraid of and he's like, worms? Oh, I don't remember him saying that. Okay. Yes. During the hypnotism part, he has started extracting information to freak out Gus. Okay, okay, okay. What you see in the in the rewound, like, video tape is not what actually happened when we all saw it. No, we hear Carmichael giving him the instructions like now they're on your neck. Yes, and now they're you can feel them wriggling around inside of you. You're getting hot, you're getting itchy. Yes. And Gus says I've never been more embarrassed in my entire life. He deserves better. It's true. It's true. Mrs. Gus is at home.

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the shit starts going off the fucking rails. Right. Lily starts crackling with electricity, and then her whole goddamn head rips open. Loved it. Gus is doing the whole power of Christ compels you thing and she turns his head all the way around. And earlier he said, hey, Carmichael, I just want to let you know that my wife likes my head facing this direction. That made me feel very sad when Gus died. I think I felt more of a kinship with Gus than you did.

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up, slits her fucking throat open with a necklace. Grot's her, yeah. Dope. Very dope. Yeah. And then Carmichael tries to give the demon the check, which I left very hard at. That is comedy. That is comedy. That's actually very good comedy. He drops it on his knees. He's like a Braxis. I've always worshipped you. I think you're the bees knees. That's exactly what I would do too. I mean, I know your instinct is to run at the danger. And I've always felt that my instinct is to hide, but maybe my instinct is actually to just negotiate. Listen, I will bowed. Listen, I will bow to you. I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to toe. toe. toe. the the the the the thi. the the the their their their their the the be. the be. the bese. the be. the be. I woes. I would the be. I would the be. I would the be. I would the be. I would the be. the be. the be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseeaseea. I will. I thea. I will. I th. I don't give a shit. This, you've proven to me that you're real. I'm on board. At breakfast, where do you come down on grilled cheese? Because I make a mean grilled cheese? Oh, I'm great.

Here's what you go to do. You don't put the butter on the bread. You melt the butter in the pan. You fry the sandwich. We'll have it on an apple, a little slice of apple. I'll do a white cheddar and apple. Okay, yeah, a little pear maybe, a little cheddar and pear? Maybe. I feel like it has to be a really firm pair. Sure. Because a mushy pear, it's just gonna all turn to wet.

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And then it cuts to Jack. And it has gone from like the four or five ratio to full screen. And the like, the video type has changed. And Gus is wearing a different outfit. Yes. So now Gus is like encouraging Jack to like, come on out, the the video type has changed. And Gus is wearing a different outfit. Yes. So now Gus is like encouraging Jack to like, come on out, come on out, Jack. Here's Mr. Midnight, Jack Del Roy.

And immediately there's like an element of menace to what Gus is doing. Yes, because Gus has not been menacing to this point. Right. And now you're a little scared of Gus. And we see the audience and we can't any of their faces and they're like weirdly spread apart. They're like really bifurcated in the crowd. But they're still wearing the Halloween costumes because you can sort of see like a witch hat when one woman turns to the side and the the devil and the the skull face. Yeah, the skeleton yeah. And everyone is laughing which is just some absolute nightmare shit. Yeah, it's very creepy. And then earlier we saw that there were different sketches from the show as they were bringing

us up to speed on what the show is. Right. So now we start sort of cycling through those. But Jack is like, what the fuck is going on? Right. He's in like the the like zookeeper lady, but now she has a dickworm. She got that big penis worm. She's like, touch it, it's harmless and it's a little urethra has teeth or something in it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we cut to Minnie being the guest again, which we learned earlier was the highest rated episode ever of the love night outs. Where she's like barely breathing and holding an oxygen mask and talking about how she loves Jack, which felt a little self-serving to me. Sure. It did not feel sweet. How he was embarrassed to be around all the naked people at like Godspell or whatever he was doing. He is alive, he is alive, he is alive. And then we cut again to, what's that? He said, ah, fuck me. I feel like that you know a song from Godspell. I know probably all of the songs were God's but. I grew up stupid Catholic. Are you a theater kid? No. My cousins were in that play though. My cousin Joe is the devil.

Of course. Yeah. Still is. Take that show. He's never going to hear this. He certainly didn't watch this movie. So now we get the station difficulty sign and it melts. Yes. And we see, then we cut back to the show and Gus has some older woman on stage and they're spinning the Wheel of Wonder, which is just Carmichael's spinning eye thing. Right. And someone says to him, is that just another thing you've managed to forget? Well, that's what Minnie says to him when he's, he's, she's talking about like the, seeing the naked people and he's like, I don't know what's happening.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And she's like, oh, is that just another thing you managed to forget? And like, you know, who doesn't want their dead wife, like lambassing them for forgetting things? I cannot wait to nag-rob from the grave. I'm just like, he's gonna leave a room and my like ghostly voice is just gonna be like, do you work at the electric company? Turn off the goddamn lights! Oh, that's gonna be great for him. So we get this like montage and then ends with him signing the contract with the guy that runs, um, the network that he's on. And that guy is like, part of like, the, like, illuminati that he's like, like, like, the, like, like, that, like, that. He's like, like, like, like, that. Like, that. Like, that. Like, that. Like, that. that. that. that. that. that, that, that. that, that. that, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the network that he's on and that guy is like part of like the

like Illuminati that he's like gotten in with. Yes we saw that scene earlier in the movie and from off screen a member of the press I guess who was at this press conference yell something like what did you have to sacrifice to get here? and then in this scene when we see it again he says Jack Delroy's greatest sacrifices have to sacrifice to get here? And then in this scene, when we see it again, he says Jack Del Roy's greatest sacrifice is yet to come. Yeah. Yeah. And then he gets picked up by two guys and plague Dr. masks and I'm not sure why.

And then we get, uh, Deobo or whatever the guy, the satianic guy is with the guy with the owl head and bunch of other people, and they start like they're in the woods, but it's like on a set of the woods of the redwood, and they start like shrieking at him. Yeah, this giant scary unmoving owl. Yeah. And the skeleton guy from earlier. I don't know, I don't know. They're all wooing. They're not even shrieking.

It's like like like like like like like! Make it like owl noises at him. Oh yeah. And then the back wall of the woods like opens up and hits his wife on her death bed. First they make him drink something. Oh yeah. What is it? Yeah, the satanic stuff. All right.

Okay. He always got to drink stuff. Yeah. So he goes in to see his wife and at this point it has gone back to the smaller aspect ratio. Yes it has. And she's on the set of the TV show basically. Yeah in a bed, dying. Yeah.

And she's like, I need you to do one last thing for me. I need you to kill me basically. She points, she just like looks at the sacrificial dagger which is on her nightstand. So he's like, of the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi's thi's like, thi's like, thus. thus. thoes. thus. thi's thus. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. to. toeeeeeeea. toea. toeeeea. toe. toe. the. the. th of course, of course. She says they told you you could have it all, didn't they? Ex at mini stage left. Yikes. So what's he do? You stabs her? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if I'm sav in my partner, it's gonna be slow. Okay, but if you're sapping me, make it super fast, because I don't want to have a chance to get away. Oh no, I didn't want this! Yeah. He'll be like, oh, God, I just pierced the skin. Whoops, seducing! And we can put a cool little hoop in there.

But he has not stabbed Minnie to death. He wakes up and he's stabbed Lily. Yes. And everyone around him is dead. Screaming. And he keeps saying, dream, here awake and then it cuts to black yeah and then the bottom of the screen says end transmission and then it says so it is done so it is done so when I watched this I felt like it was building and building and building and then the end felt like a bit of a letdown to me all of these like sequential scenes of him doing the show, but being confused.

I guess I wasn't sure what to make of that. It felt like, almost like they didn't know how to end the movie. Huh. But now talking about it with you, I'm like, oh yeah, that actually sounds like a good movie. To me, it almost felt like he had entered his own hell of like, of like just repeating the mistakes in his life. I guess?

On some level. But he like loved making that show. He wanted that show to be everything, you know? Sure. Like, who's to say that the Caveman sketch was one of the worst days of, you know? I don't know. Who doesn't love a feminist caveman sketch? I think it could be very funny if done well. Come see my new comedy act, feminist gape woman.

I club them. It's called Club Gatie. It's called Club Gatie. No, don't club Gatie. It's a one woman show. I should do a one woman show. Who doesn't love a one person show? You want some variety?

You're not getting it. No, I do voices, don't work, I do voices. It's me and it's, yins can't talk to me like that. And it's a, ah, it's a spice and a meat to ball. I was making, uh, the, the, the, the stew that you made for us the other night when we came over for dinner. And it has Dietellini and I was singing, Dietelini, Ditelini, Ditelini, I feel like everyone spent that meal mocking my Italian. A lot of doing this, which now I'm doing this sort of chef's hands gesture,

which I don't really do at home, but now Lucy has been turning at me, thanks to you. I'm a giver of giver of ideas. Sorry, Detolini is fucking fun to say. I think there was also some Detalini smell my weenie that got in there. I miss that, but that's good. That's pretty good, yeah. Katie. Alan. Ratings face. You go first. Uh, so as a movie, I'm going to give this an eight. Okay. I thought it was really enjoyable. I've watched it twice now. Yeah. For the AI art usage, don't do that. Just hire a fucking artist.

I mean, especially if you've got all these other people doing all this other stuff and they only use it for a couple little bits, like just paid someone to is that thing of like the spear point coming in, you're gonna get these little things of, we only use it for a little interstitial things, and now we have Humphrey Bogart in our movie. So like, he's so handsome.

But yeah, I thought it was great. I thought like, I was stoked to see something that wasn't based on a comic book book or a pre pre pre or whatever, like it was just a fun movie. Kudos to all the Australian actors. I thought you did a fantastic American accent. No. Except for the now that happened. But yeah, I really enjoyed it. How about you?

I really enjoyed it, but I feel like the movie we just discussed was better than the movie I watched. That often happens to me. Yeah, right, th, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th th th th the movie I watched. That often happens to me. Yeah, right? I would absolutely watch it again. I wish there'd been more to like figure out. I don't know. Sure. It kind of lays it all out for you, which normally I'm mad that things don't lay it all out. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a seven. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Would watch. Nice and short. Get in, get out. Yeah. Seven. Yeah, seven. Also, a quick suggestion, if you're on shutter already watching this movie, this is for, if this sounds interesting to you, watch this. There is a film on there called The Last Man and the First Men.

Okay. But, and it's directed by Johann Johansen, who's my favorite Icelandic composer. Yes. Who passed away a few years ago. And the film finally got finished and it got released. And it's this like science fictiony movie that he did where he just shot brutalist architecture from like the former Soviet block countries. And then Tilda Swinton is reading this sci-fi stuff over top of it.

Okay. Of like people, two billion years in the future being like, hey, the universe is about to end, let me tell you what's happened up until now. So they're talking to people two billion years in the past from them. Okay. And it's like, it might satisfy those things for you. Plus it has a fantastic soundtrack by Johan Johansson, one of the last things he could post before he passed away.

Did he do the Mandy score? He did the Mandy score. Yeah. He did the score for a bunch of films like Sikario and that one Stephen Hawking movie that came out a few years ago. But he's just fantastic. Like, I love his music so much. I'm skeptical of Tildeswinton. Why? I mean because of Suspirey.

That Suspirea remake ruined me. Man, the, the, the, the, the, like, difference of opinion that we had, the difference of opinion that we had, listeners had on that movie is so fine. I know. Speaking of which, Katie, can I read you a quick email that we got? Sure, can I cough real quick? This, the headline for this email is suggestions and a complaint. Oh, dear Alan, I watch Enter the Dragon... Excuse me.

I'm here too. Just wait. All right, well, I don't like to be left out. It's a real fear of mine. You want to be left out of this. Okay, great. Dear Alan, I watched Enter the Dragon yesterday. How dare you? So strongly agree with you, listener. Also, dear Katie and Alan. Hi, hi, it's me, Katie, your friend. What's up?

I listen to your whole archive now and have noticed noticed that you've never covered some of my favorite oldies from my own country. Oh! So if you're ever stuck for ideas or want to watch some older films, I have some suggestions. Okay, what is your home country? Uh, well, that's gonna be revealed right? I'm sorry I'm just getting ahead. Maybe I'll just shut my mouth and let you read. No, no, I like this. This is why I'm not a good side kick. I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm always, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to. I'm to to to th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to watch. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to sit back. The Ealing horror, Dead of Night, 1945, which I may overrate because I'm a film fan from Ealing in London. Okay, they're in Angland. Okay. However, the Michael Redgrave segment

is generally considered both excellent and influential. Okay. I have never heard of Dead of night. I will check that moving out. 1945. 1945. He then suggests, or they then suggest two films that I would like to do in this podcast. Okay. The Dr. Fibbs films. Oh, you have talked to me of these. Yes. So there are two films in the US for Reasons. Okay. Which has a very sympathetic portrayal of a cannibalistic murderer and would be rapist.

It's not hard to watch the scene though, don't worry. Okay, thank you. As well as a lot of fun and daftness. Ah, brought me back. You brought me right back in with that. Don't be daft. It is one of very few films that have ever made, ever left me with the creeps as well. Oh good. Quartermasts in the Pit, which gave me nightmares when I was four but remains an absolute classic. Don't don't show your four-year-old scary movies. It's not right for them. They don't know

the difference between real and fake. You can't do that. Go on. And then this is just a wild card. Parents from 1989 is an American film I would recommend. And also can't help but notice you've never covered the first great horror film in history, Nosferatu. What is there to say? I got no jokes for that? I got no jokes for that. Do you realize the pressure that puts on us on us the jokes on us to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make the jokes to make to make to make the jokes about to make to make the jokes about to make to make to make the to make to make jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes about to make jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes about no jokes. to make to make to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I. I'm. It. the. I. So, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. I got no jokes for that. Do you realize the pressure that puts on us make jokes about Nosferat to? Sir slash May I'm no. But I know you won't cover a silent film, chicken. Yes, I'm fucking cowardly. If they're not talking, why am I? Why don't we just release an entire episode of silence and say this is our Nosferattu episode? Next time one of us is sick, that's what we're doing. We'll send all title cards with it. I love that. Lots of love, Arlo of England. Thank you Arlo of England. Lots of love to you too. Arlo, thank you so much lots of love to you. I noticed that you did not say as you would like to hear our line of duty podcast. That's right. How do you feel about our foray into British crime?

How do you feel about us talking about the most fuckable man in England? Martin Compton. The Comstern. The Comster. Oh man. The Comster! Unresistable. That's not the word. What? I'd put it out there, could resist. Oh yeah, I could go without fucking Martin Constan for the rest of my life. What are we doing next week, Alan?

Should we do another movie? We should do another movie because I love doing this with you and I will do it until one of us, one of us one of us one of us o'er than the other. What movie should we do, assuming we're both alive next week at this time? Let's do a little punk rocker. We're we're we're we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're both, we're, we're both, we're both, we're both, we're, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. We. We. We. We're, th. We're, th. th. th. th. th. thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooo, to, to, to, tho, th. One of us older than the other. I'm a sort of old punk. No, I'm definitely an old punk. Uncle Peckerhead. I'm very excited for this. A lot of people have recommended it to us. Yeah. We've been tired of looking up our own movies and have finally started looking at the ones you people have recommended. So here we are. Congratulations. You finally get a voice. You know what, fuck you pay me. Let's do this. Just kidding. the th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. th. the the the. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. let's do this. Just kidding. Uncle Packerhead, it's on the streaming services. We're going to talk about it.

Yeah. Come back for that. Hit us up on Patreon if you want to be a patron. Yeah. Or Patron as a word. We're doing the fifth element over there this month for our Action Movie podcast. It's going to be a little late, but that's how life goes. Why are you telling them this on the main cast? Why are you doing this? Why are you making us look bad? Because I, no, I have to get them ready for what they're gonna do when they become patrons. I see, the guilt that you feel. Yeah, oh yeah.

It's gonna come out on the-shirts on T-Public. Hopefully we'll have a Answer the Maggot phone t-shirt for you. Oh, Justin, I know you have a real job. I'll send him a tech, see what he could do. Answer the Magitphone. How many full t-shirts can we have, though? Okay, great. His estate is going to come for us one of these days using his likeness without permission. Like his family members give a shit about him.

And we're not on social media so hit us up at where if a family ambulance at Gmail. to com. You can leave us a voicemail if you need a sidekick or for any other reason 4124.007.005 and 5.005. to. if you want to send us anything in the mail. Send me a written invitation to be your sidekick. Yeah. I would love that from you. Send me a written invitation to be your sidepiece.

Yeah. You got a partner. You also want to to be your sidepiece. That's how it goes. You can't happy, but still I'd like to be included. I just to be the energy the energy the energy the energy the energy the energy to be the energy to be the energy to be to be the to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the in a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a the invitation. the in in a the in a the in a the in a the in a the in a the in a the ina.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.sitea.sitea.sitea.sitea.s.s.sitea.s.s.a.a. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to. I. I really don't have the energy to be anyone's sidebees. I don't have the energy to take care of myself, let alone two people. And Katie, Alan. Can you take us out?

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